April 18, 2012

Is This Something? II
— Ace

@ben_howe did an ad for Ted Cruz on Fast and Furious.

Posted by: Ace at 11:09 AM | Comments (94)
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1 Everything is something.

But I won't know about that video until it buffers on my work's slow-ass connection!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 18, 2012 11:11 AM (f9c2L)

2 no, they will never 'come clean'


next questions............

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 18, 2012 11:12 AM (Dll6b)

3 That chinless f*ck Holder needs to be in prison.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 11:14 AM (UOM48)

4
It would be something if the Republicans in Congress treated it as something, i.e., a crisis.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 11:14 AM (G/zuv)

5 Too lazy to check: you posted this somewhere, right? http://www.dogsagainstobama.com

Posted by: Average Joe at April 18, 2012 11:14 AM (bN5ZU)

6 While pigs will fly if you throw them hard enough I seriously doubt that Obama or Holder will EVER come clean about ANYTHING!

Posted by: Nighthawk at April 18, 2012 11:15 AM (kZGHb)

7 The next seven months ( 6  1/2 ) will be a bunker presidency like no other


Hussein will Hunker Down, coming out only for carefully-staged campaign stops where the crowd is carefully screened--for fainters and the Usual Suspects


Romney needs to become a field artillery guy, lobbing Big Ones at Baraka


like Patton said, "Every Goddamn day"

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 18, 2012 11:15 AM (Dll6b)

8 Issa should let slip the dogs of war but Barky would probably eat them.

Posted by: Cicero at April 18, 2012 11:15 AM (QKKT0)

9 great ad

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 18, 2012 11:15 AM (vsjwN)

10 great ad

Posted by: trailortrash at April 18, 2012 11:15 AM (xllDV)

11 This one is way to distracty. Lots of visuals - wonky like framing and camera movement. Too long - your eyes start to glaze over. Better to have cut the script down, and hammer the main points. imho

Posted by: welll... at April 18, 2012 11:16 AM (HOOye)

12 The most corrupt administration in US history if not human history.

Posted by: Tjexcite at April 18, 2012 11:16 AM (ovjF+)

13 I want to know why we don't have a special prosecutor yet.  Lets see some balls.

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 11:16 AM (YdQQY)

14 ad great

Posted by: Yoda at April 18, 2012 11:16 AM (rND5e)

15 Hell, we need that as a national ad.  Shorten it and make it about Obama's Administration.

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 11:16 AM (MMC8r)

16 without the MSM...this will go no where.

Posted by: Brian at April 18, 2012 11:16 AM (wTSvK)

17 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:17 AM (8y9MW)

18 Lets see some balls.

Sounds like Friday night at the White House.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 18, 2012 11:17 AM (rND5e)

19 Watergate didn't have a body count.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:17 AM (8y9MW)

20 Holder will continue to skate on this as long as Obama is in the White House.  As soon as Romney is sworn in, he should have whoever his AG is issue an arrest warrant for Holder.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 11:17 AM (GQ8sn)

21 without the MSM...this will go no where.

Yeah.  And neither will the "Obama ate a dog" story.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:18 AM (8y9MW)

22 cicero may i tweet that? giving you credit of course

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 18, 2012 11:19 AM (vsjwN)

23 Charles Johnson posted this video on Twitter re seamusgate. It's pure gold:

http://tinyurl.com/7av6q55

Posted by: slatz at April 18, 2012 11:19 AM (igH9j)

24 That black square is racist

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2012 11:21 AM (WkuV6)

25 Judge quits Travon Martin case, cites conflict - Drudge

Posted by: minutemen for Mitt (formerly trainer) until the JEF is gone at April 18, 2012 11:21 AM (Rojyk)

26 Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 18, 2012 03:19 PM (vsjwN)

Tweet away.

Posted by: Cicero at April 18, 2012 11:22 AM (QKKT0)

27 Yes, this is something. He's directly taking on the Dog Eater in Chief and his minion.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 18, 2012 11:22 AM (OBplt)

28 Judge quits Travon Martin case, cites conflict - Drudge

I've been wondering what judge will want to throw out that joke of an affidavit.   One dodges that bullet...

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 11:22 AM (MMC8r)

29 That chinless f*ck Holder needs to be in prison.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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If I ever get a chance to ask Romney a question, it's going to be about Fast & Furious. I want to know whether he'll promise to investigate and prosecute up to the highest levels.

btw, you had some surgery? How ya doing?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 11:23 AM (Kn3ys)

30
no justice for Triumph?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 11:23 AM (G/zuv)

31 We're gonna have 0bama chasing his tail over Fast and Furious

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 11:24 AM (ykSKg)

32 #JusticeForTampon!

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 11:24 AM (MMC8r)

33 BTW, that is some awfully thin grounds for a judge to recuse himself or herself from a case.  My spouse works with a guy who referred the plaintiff to someone else.  Looking for a way off of the merry-go-round.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2012 11:24 AM (WkuV6)

34 I believe I'm going to have to seriously look int voting for this Cruz guy.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 18, 2012 11:24 AM (aPEuQ)

35 Romney needs to become a field artillery guy, lobbing Big Ones at Baraka>>

In that case I hope he gets a XM982 Excalibur just to make sure all targets are hit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XM982_Excalibur

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 18, 2012 11:24 AM (tf9Ne)

36 justice for Trackmeet

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 11:25 AM (G/zuv)

37

After that ad I need a cigarette.

 

Damn.

Posted by: Barry Obeyme at April 18, 2012 11:25 AM (3oPjL)

38

What??!! No Doggeh thread??

You guys suck.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 18, 2012 11:25 AM (eavT+)

39

Ted Cruz: not just a lawyer, but a Harvard grad.

 

Fuck him sideways.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 11:26 AM (NVu2l)

40
justice for Triscuit

Posted by: Wheat Thins at April 18, 2012 11:26 AM (G/zuv)

41 It might be something? But it's Texas, which was never really in trouble of giving us a lefty senator.  one of the Texans want to explain why there's such a powerful ad coming out of your state?

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 11:26 AM (SYrwI)

42 Doesn't matter. Mitt has a car elevator and made his dog rids on the car roof. Just sayin...

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 18, 2012 11:27 AM (yfgUc)

43 I don't know if it is something, I am hiding from the other guy.

Posted by: TiramaShihtzu at April 18, 2012 11:27 AM (JIDLg)

44 One small thing, but I couldn't overlook it when I heard it.  I'm presuming that this is a pitch for the 2012 election.  He says toward the  end that he'll fight the SCOAMT regime if he gets into office in.........2013?   It's alsmost like he's conceding that Barky will win in Nov.

Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2012 11:27 AM (HFycL)

45
Wheat Thins vs Triscuits vs Vegetable Thins?


Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 11:28 AM (G/zuv)

46 I love that they put in that photo where Obama looks like a total dick.

(I guess that would be just about any photo of Obama.)

Anyway,  great ad.

Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2012 11:29 AM (Ky1+e)

47 Posted by: dananjcon at April 18, 2012 03:25 PM (eavT+)

Dude, did you miss the last 3 (or is 4?) threads?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:29 AM (8y9MW)

48 nood pots above

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 11:29 AM (G/zuv)

49 >>Wheat Thins vs Triscuits vs Vegetable Thins?

Puppeh-in-a-Biskit.

>>I love that they put in that photo where Obama looks like a total dick.

A man takes on the properties of what he eats, man.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 18, 2012 11:30 AM (/kI1Q)

50

Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2012 03:27 PM (HFycL)

Running against Obama will be good in this election at all levels.

Secondly, I return to my original statement "It's Texas." Fighting the Federal Government plays well there from what I hear even in Red years.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 11:30 AM (SYrwI)

51 Ted Cruz: not just a lawyer, but a Harvard grad.

Eh.  I'm cautiously optimistic.  Besides, who's better?  David Dewhurst (also a lawyer.  Also- more squishy)?  Tom Leppert (liberal enough to get elected mayor of Dallas)?  That ESPN guy (whose name I can never remember- and neither can anyone else who isn't an ESPN fan or Texas Tech Alum)?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:30 AM (8y9MW)

52

I like it, but they could tighten it up a bit.  I think it runs on just a bit too long.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2012 11:31 AM (DrWcr)

53 giving us a lefty senator. one of the Texans want to explain why there's such a powerful ad coming out of your state?

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 03:26 PM (SYrwI)

 

Cornyn is also a lawyer. Fuck lawyer politicians. I am tired of living in a lawyerocracy. We don't need a new aristocracy based on some asshole's ability to sue people.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 11:31 AM (NVu2l)

54 Doesn't matter. Mitt has a car elevator and made his dog rids on the car roof. Just sayin... Posted by: ObjectionSustained


The elevator is clearly designed to crush kenneled dogs against the ceiling of his garage.


Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2012 11:32 AM (Ky1+e)

55 I suspect that going after Romney's beloved and to him at least angelic wife caused the earth to move at the Romney headquarters. Going after him  he could shrug off, but not HER. Hell no.

Posted by: Bob at April 18, 2012 11:32 AM (PJXbW)

56 A billion dollars in federal regulations on small businesses and local governments.  I think we had a thread about this.

http://is.gd/z0lXsc

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 18, 2012 11:32 AM (/kI1Q)

57

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 03:31 PM (NVu2l)

So I stand confused, is this a fight for whose the most right? (i.e. inter-party squabble?) Not that's a bad thing, but I'd likely take Texas's left most politicians over some of MO's "Republicans."  When was the last time TX had a Dem senator? (seriously I don't know.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 11:34 AM (SYrwI)

58

#NoSkilletsNoPiece

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 18, 2012 11:34 AM (+JIjV)

59 mayor of Dallas)? That ESPN guy (whose name I can never remember- and neither can anyone else who isn't an ESPN fan or Texas Tech Alum)?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:30 PM (8y9MW)

 

I'd rather vote for roadkill than another fucking lying pos lawyer. I'd rather see the post go empty.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 11:34 AM (NVu2l)

60 We don't need a new aristocracy based on some asshole's ability to sue people.

Once again, then: who's your choice?  And if the only reason is "he's not a lawyer" that's really kind of silly.

Fighting the Federal Government plays well there from what I hear even in Red years.

Yep.  Pretty much.  Also, since it's specifically about arming Mexican gangs, it resonates in a "secure the border" sort of way.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:35 AM (8y9MW)

61 >>I love that they put in that photo where Obama looks like a total dick.

A man takes on the properties of what he eats, man.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™



I seriously doubt that Obama eats Poon-tang.

How am I wrong?  Oh no - I was talking about Barack Obama.  Yeah. We're good.

Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2012 11:35 AM (Ky1+e)

62 Dogeater in Chief  (DiC).   I like it.

Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2012 11:36 AM (HFycL)

63 Cornyn is also a lawyer. Fuck lawyer politicians. I am tired of living in a lawyerocracy. We don't need a new aristocracy based on some asshole's ability to sue people.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 03:31 PM (NVu2l)


--I think Cruz should downplay the lawyer stuff and ply up his Cuban background and his dad's story fleeing Castro.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 11:36 AM (ykSKg)

64 47 Posted by: dananjcon at April 18, 2012 03:25 PM (eavT+)

Dude, did you miss the last 3 (or is 4?) threads?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:29 PM (8y9MW)

***

I was being loquacious, facetious and obnoxious.

 

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at April 18, 2012 11:36 AM (eavT+)

65 #NoSkilletsNoPiece Posted by: Empire of Jeff

Gots skillits,  and peas!

(That was written using a Appalachian white,  hill-billy accent - carry on.)

Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2012 11:37 AM (Ky1+e)

66

@AllenG,

Yes, you Texans.  Sometimes you fight to hard for your own good. I know of a few people (not personally by way of research) who have set up medical shop down there because it's large enough to maintain patients and still be outside the reach of the FDA so you can peddle shim-sham cures (since it's intersate commerce). I haven't quite worked out how to square that circle-ish problem.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 11:39 AM (SYrwI)

67 The Obama administration committed an act of war against a neighboring ally. If that ain't something, nothing is. Smuggling weapons to narco terrorists. And no, it wasn't an accident.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Mobile at April 18, 2012 11:40 AM (SSiGe)

68 --I think Cruz should downplay the lawyer stuff and ply up his Cuban background and his dad's story fleeing Castro.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 03:36 PM (ykSKg)

 

He is a Harvard trained lawyer. So, by definittion, he is a lying crapweasel. He will betray you. That is what they do. He is just part of the lie that the parties are aiming at different goals. I might vote for a cattle rancher, but never a lawyer.

 

Lawyers are for hiring, not for ruling.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 11:41 AM (NVu2l)

69  The Obama administration committed an act of war against a neighboring ally.

If that ain't something, nothing is.

Smuggling weapons to narco terrorists. And no, it wasn't an accident.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Mobile at April 18, 2012 03:40 PM (SSiGe)

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

One thing for sure.  I'm not going to be losing any sleep waiting for Mexico's retaliatory  air  strikes.

Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2012 11:42 AM (HFycL)

70 I think Cruz should downplay the lawyer stuff and ply up his Cuban background and his dad's story fleeing Castro.

Yeah... unfortunately this isn't Florida- it won't carry him here.  It's a great story, and it won't hurt him, but it's not enough.

Basically- whatever HLF thinks about the issue- this race is between David Dewhurst and Ted Cruz.  They're the only two really gaining traction.

Of the two, Dewhurst is our current Lt. Governor, and he's a little squishy (from Texas, of course, that means he'll be a "Right wing radical!" in the MFM).  Cruz has no legislative or elective resume- he's never (that I can find) held any elective office.  So the only things he's got are his wins as Solicitor General- and those are some fairly impressive wins.

He's saying all the right things, though, and he apparently registered with his local tea party as soon as they started up- so, as I said above, I'm cautiously optimistic.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:43 AM (8y9MW)

71 ...so I was telling Barak just tie some arugula and garlic around their necks so when they bite into each other it both tendorizes AND seasons.   Yeah.

Posted by: Michael Vick at April 18, 2012 11:43 AM (chysP)

72 >>I seriously doubt that Obama eats Poon-tang.

But he does eat dicks.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 18, 2012 11:43 AM (/kI1Q)

73 I haven't quite worked out how to square that circle-ish problem.

It's called "personal responsibility."  When you go to a doctor, you should have done some amount of research to satisfy yourself that they aren't a complete quack.

However, no one is "free from the FDA," and Texas isn't exactly gentle with doctors who are guilty of malpractice- even if we have Medical tort reform and Loser Pays.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:46 AM (8y9MW)

74 But he does eat dicks.

 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 18, 2012 03:43 PM (/kI1Q)

 

-----------------------------------

 

Dickeater in Chief (DiC).  That'll work too.

Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2012 11:46 AM (HFycL)

75 Exactly, Allen. Our choice is between lawyers. WTF kind of choice is that? We are just as fucked as California, we are just trailing them by a few years.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 11:52 AM (NVu2l)

76 The rewriting 100 years of bankruptcy law thing needs to get pounded away like Obama with a fork at the Westminster Dog Show.   That really was SCOAMT behavior and I remain horrified that the courts let it happen. 

Posted by: alexthechick at April 18, 2012 11:53 AM (VtjlW)

77 Nice.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2012 11:56 AM (I1icO)

78

@AllenG,

I have a specific case in mind that I won't mention because I swear the crazies out there troll google for his name.

In any case, I see that, but being the good virtue theorist I am, I also realize that "personal responsibilty" has to be balanced with the fac tthat we can't all be experts in everything.

Guy gets an MD, manages to skirt the law just enough to keep liscening creditials and keeps and builds a cult of personality that defends him on the interwebs (mix in some SEO to boot).  Throw in enough science that works at a high theoretical level (cell culture) then fails in vivo and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster.  Add just a dash of incurable cancer (which tends to cause people to try things they otherwise wouldn't) and it makes it worse. The farther you get from "Crystals and magic" and the closer you get to real (but failed) science the harder it gets for the individual to fully understand what's legitmate treatment and what's flim-flam.

This case managed to skirt the FDA for quite a while, since it got defended as intrastate commerce.  Really freaken strange.  It also requires a unique situation where you manufactor everything in house.  This goes back to the 80s though, I think Texas has shifted a bit on position since then.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 11:56 AM (SYrwI)

79 I don't think Dewhurst is a lawyer. It's not in his bio. He was in the Air Force, the CIA and the State Dept, then made a butt ton of money the old TX way, in the energy industry.

Posted by: stace at April 18, 2012 12:02 PM (lYlx9)

80 Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 03:52 PM (NVu2l) Dewhurst isn't a lawyer. He is kind of a squish, but he's definitely saying the right things now, as are most of the Repubs in the primaries. It's something at least that they are playing to the conservative base.

Posted by: stace at April 18, 2012 12:07 PM (lYlx9)

81 Well, Dewhurst it is then. I will vote for lawyers no more, forever.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 12:08 PM (NVu2l)

82 Dead thread already? Ok, just want to mention that Perry endorsed Dewhurst, and some of Perry's people are doing his campaign. It's interesting to watch them really go after Cruz on twitter. It's been pretty vicious. The TP seems to like Cruz better. I have a friend working for Dewhurst, and another friend who knows him as a neighbor and likes him. I am pretty cool with either one of them, personally.

Posted by: stace at April 18, 2012 12:11 PM (lYlx9)

83 "The TP seems to like Cruz better." When I say that, I mean tea partiers in general nationally. My local TP can't endorse, but hosted a Q and A with Dewhurst last week that went pretty well.

Posted by: stace at April 18, 2012 12:14 PM (lYlx9)

84 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 12:26 PM (7W3wI)

85 Obama ate a dog.

Posted by: stace at April 18, 2012 12:27 PM (lYlx9)

86 one of the Texans want to explain why there's such a powerful ad coming out of your state?
___________________________________

The leading primary candidate in the only poll I have seen is Dewhurst.  If elected the name Dewhurst will become a word of curse more vile than Snowe or Murcowski.


Posted by: Bob Saget at April 18, 2012 12:33 PM (SDkq3)

87

No to Dewhurst, Yes to Cruz.  I promise.

 

Posted by: Konnie at April 18, 2012 01:07 PM (HrKs9)

88 Awesome ad.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky ABO 2012 at April 18, 2012 01:40 PM (baL2B)

89 READ ABOUT CRUZ REPRESENTING A CHINESE COMPANY STEALING TEXAS PATENTS AND CRUZ DOING ALL THE DELAY AND STALL WORK WHILE THEY BS THE COURTS AND CHINA GETS AWAY WITH THEFT. GREAT GUY. TRUE PATRIOT. HEY, 'HES JUST DOING HIS DAY JOB'.

Posted by: MATT at April 18, 2012 01:46 PM (ZlSH3)

90 THE MONEY FOR THE 'POWERFUL AD' MOST LIKELY CAME FROM CRUZ'S CHINESE PAYOFF FOR STEALING AMERICAN PRODUCTS.

Posted by: MATT at April 18, 2012 01:48 PM (ZlSH3)

91 No- too long again.

Posted by: No, it's not something at April 18, 2012 01:54 PM (bIZ/5)

92 Texas Republican primary is May 29. The frontrunner is multi-millionaire 13 yr state politician Dewhurst. Overwhelming name recognition, huge personal fortune and poor public speaking = stealth campaign. Do nothing. Get elected.

Ted Cruz is endorsed by the five most conservative US Senators and the likes of Mark Levin. The odds are long but imagine Ted getting a shot at Eric Holder.

Posted by: davilch at April 18, 2012 06:52 PM (q2cwG)

93 DewCrist just released some ad slamming Ted Cruz on some lawsuit that Cruz was a lawyer on??? Never heard of this - DewCrist needs to be defeated.

Posted by: izoneguy at April 18, 2012 08:53 PM (hbRed)

94 YOU PEOPLE DEFENDING CRUZ ARE FALLING VICTIM TO THE MOST BLATANT PANDERING

Posted by: MATT at April 19, 2012 07:32 AM (ZlSH3)

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