April 18, 2012

Is This Something?
Added: Obama Eats Puppies Photoshops

— Ace

I think it's something.

From Romney's anti-Obama website, Obamaisntworking.com. Via @conncarroll

Not to be all I WAS RIGHT!! I WAS RIGHT!!! I WAS RIGHT!!! on your asses, but I never understood where the hell this idea had bubbled up from that Romney would go easy on Obama.

Is Romney an ambitious man? Does Romney want to be President just because he wants to be president?

Okay, maybe. But here's the thing: In what world does overweening ambition make you softer on the guy standing in your way?

Scooby Snacks, and By Scooby Snacks I Mean Eatin' Scooby:


Can't a man just finish his Water Dog?

And even more from S. Weasel. ( @sweasel on twitter)

Thanks to pupster, of all people.

Posted by: Ace at 09:14 AM | Comments (388)
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1 Your uncertainty is unnerving. Trust your feelings, Luke.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 09:16 AM (evdj2)

2 I hope Romney beats him bloody.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 18, 2012 09:17 AM (ZtwUX)

3 OMG... LOVE it!

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 09:17 AM (r2PLg)

4 That background music is way too dramatic.

Posted by: JDTAY at April 18, 2012 09:17 AM (sFP59)

5 >>>Okay, maybe. But here's the thing: In what world does overweening ambition make you softer on the guy standing in your way?

Bizzaro  world. And in that world, everybody knows Obama is evil due to goatee.

Posted by: taylork-T minus 6 days until quitting at April 18, 2012 09:17 AM (5wsU9)

6 Wait, wouldn't Barry be good and competent in Bizarro World?

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 09:18 AM (evdj2)

7 Not to be all I WAS RIGHT!! I WAS RIGHT!!! I WAS RIGHT!!! on your asses, but I never understood where the hell this idea had bubbled up from that Romney would go easy on Obama.
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Some of us still have nightmares about McCain. And the general sense that the squishes (I'm totally saying that lovingly right now) always seem to have more fight for conservatives than for democrats.

That being said, Romney's showing some fight, so good on him. Also one of the trolls told me he was responsible for Dunkin Donuts and I love Dunkin Donuts, so, um, yay, team.

Posted by: Methos at April 18, 2012 09:18 AM (6LvlL)

8 Successful bidness folk don't get that way by being timid.

Posted by: dogfish at April 18, 2012 09:19 AM (N2yhW)

9 Damn what an ad. Now they need to cut it down to 20-30 seconds and get it on television and not just on the web.

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at April 18, 2012 09:19 AM (ppmvK)

10

"Not to be all I WAS RIGHT!! I WAS RIGHT!!! I WAS RIGHT!!! on your asses, but I never understood where the hell this idea had bubbled up from that Romney would go easy on Obama."

 

I think the issue was that he wasn't showing any of this in the primaries.  He was giving indications of going all McCain on Obama's ass.  You can't really fault us for thinking so.

 

That being said, I find my increasing faith in Romney disturbing.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 18, 2012 09:19 AM (rX1N2)

11 but I never understood where the hell this idea had bubbled up from that Romney would go easy on Obama.

Yeah, I have no idea where that came from either.

Posted by: John McCain at April 18, 2012 09:19 AM (UAXE+)

12 >>>Wait, wouldn't Barry be good and competent in Bizarro World?

No, the world where that's the case  doesn't exist.

Posted by: taylork-T minus 6 days until quitting at April 18, 2012 09:19 AM (5wsU9)

13 Wait, wouldn't Barry be good and competent in Bizarro World?

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 01:18 PM (evdj2)

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Nope. Somethings are beyond fixing, even in alternate dimensions.

Posted by: Mirror Spock at April 18, 2012 09:20 AM (6LvlL)

14 4 That background music is way too dramatic. Posted by: JDTAY at April 18, 2012 01:17 PM (sFP59) *********** No gawd damn it- It's war. Take this jackal OUT!

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 09:20 AM (r2PLg)

15 Love Love how Romney campaign is just shoving the narratives up their asses. Just beautiful, didn't know they had it in them. More please! Also these quick comebacks are awesome doesn't allow the media to run with the bs like Karl Rove allowed.

Posted by: lionv at April 18, 2012 09:20 AM (p9T/m)

16 You have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency.

Posted by: Words you will never hear from Romney at April 18, 2012 09:20 AM (evdj2)

17 Romney up 4 in both Rasmussen and Gallup w/ Obamas approval at 47% in both

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at April 18, 2012 09:20 AM (yAor6)

18

My dogs just applied to Canada for political asylum.

 

 

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2012 09:21 AM (jm/9g)

19 This is actually perfect. Localized and targeted. I wonder if those unemployment numbers are the real - not adjusted for those that left the workforce. Either, way, a win. Thrilling/chilling sound fx.

Posted by: donate to romney at April 18, 2012 09:21 AM (HOOye)

20

The question is... is this really from Romney?  this IS a PAC... its supposed to be outside of his control.

 

The fight is coming from other people... Romney is just the recipient of other people efforts.

 

Its a play straight from Obama's playbook, where his dogs attacked, while he stood looking sad that he had somehow lost the leash...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2012 09:21 AM (lZBBB)

21 I think the issue was that he wasn't showing any of this in the primaries. He was giving indications of going all McCain on Obama's ass. You can't really fault us for thinking so.

What primary were you watching???

All Newt and Santorum have done for the last 3 months is whine like little girls about how totally unfair it was because Romney was a big meanie and stuff.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 09:21 AM (SY2Kh)

22
It's a thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 18, 2012 09:21 AM (G/zuv)

23 Who needs to get fired up are the damn Conservatives who are "flirting" with sitting this out. We can lose this election by the number of Conservatives who choose to sit on their keesters.

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 09:21 AM (r2PLg)

24 Because the HARDCORE TRUE CONS were looking for their own "Thrill up my leg" candidate and they thought if they could whine hard enough, they'd get one?

Posted by: Anony at April 18, 2012 09:21 AM (qiXMt)

25 136
75 Bo sleeps with one eye open.Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 11:24 AM**

**

So does Reggie Love.

Posted by: dananjcon sentient spammer at April 18, 2012 11:49 AM (eavT+)

 

From Doggie thread. 

Had to ask.  Would that be Reggie's or Bo's brown eye?

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 18, 2012 09:22 AM (WUWb9)

26 Hammer this in over and over and over again until November 2012 is a memory.

Posted by: MostlyRight at April 18, 2012 09:22 AM (ZG8Ti)

27 Don't harsh my mellow, romneybots.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 09:22 AM (evdj2)

28 Okay--I'd like to retract "jackal" that was a little over the top.

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 09:23 AM (r2PLg)

29

Posted by: donate to romney at April 18, 2012 01:21 PM (HOOye)

 

Good point... one possible line of attack...

 

America is the "Land of Opportunity"... so why are the suddenly MILLIONS of Citizens so dispirited that they are not even TRYING to look for a job?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2012 09:23 AM (lZBBB)

30 Dammit!  Stop making me spit Dr. Pepper  on my monitor!

Posted by: Jaws at April 18, 2012 09:23 AM (4I3Uo)

31

Successful bidness folk don't get that way by being timid.


 

Posted by: dogfish at April 18, 2012 01:19 PM (N2yhW)

 

That may be true, but his short political record is quite different from his bidness one.  I can appreciate his bidness record, but it's his political record that concerns me.  He's spouted off some fairly leftish political stuff even when out from under the yoke of lefty MA.  I hope he corrects.

 

I will say that I'm much more eager to pull the lever for him now that the dark days of the primary are over.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 18, 2012 09:23 AM (rX1N2)

32 Added: Obama Eats Puppies Photoshops

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I find this offensive.


Posted by: Barf at April 18, 2012 09:24 AM (6LvlL)

33 Let's see what the polls say in another month. 

My guess is if there's a quick small move away from Obama, if we start to see Romney tick above 50% and a few swing states appear out of Dem reach, it won't ever come back for Obama.

If it starts to look like Romney's race to lose, we'll see a safe, placeholder sort of VP pick.

Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2012 09:24 AM (o+SC1)

34 >>>Okay--I'd like to retract "jackal" that was a little over the top.


Seriously, why would you go and insult jackals like that?

Posted by: taylork-T minus 6 days until quitting at April 18, 2012 09:24 AM (5wsU9)

35 check out the puppy p-shops added, courtesy of S Weasel

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2012 09:24 AM (nj1bB)

36 This ain't no McCain campaign.

Posted by: Canoedad at April 18, 2012 09:24 AM (A3zgF)

37 I need the name of a dog breed beginning with a W. anyone?

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2012 09:25 AM (nj1bB)

38 >>>I need the name of a dog breed beginning with a W.


Welshie

Posted by: taylork-T minus 6 days until quitting at April 18, 2012 09:25 AM (5wsU9)

39 Weimaraner

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 09:26 AM (evdj2)

40 Weimaraner (sp?)

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 18, 2012 09:26 AM (cujSl)

41 *Sigh* I miss the days when I was portrayed as a Witch Doctor.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 18, 2012 09:26 AM (cupv8)

42 >>>I need the name of a dog breed beginning with a W.

Waygu?

Posted by: Keith Arnold at April 18, 2012 09:26 AM (Jdtsu)

43 Weimaraner

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 09:27 AM (SY2Kh)

44 I need the name of a dog breed beginning with a W.

anyone?

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2012 01:25 PM (nj1bB)

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Weinerschnitzle?

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent at April 18, 2012 09:27 AM (6LvlL)

45 WAR-on-Weimaraners!

Posted by: Pupster at April 18, 2012 09:27 AM (6tVbw)

46 @37
http://dogbreedinfo.com/dogsbreed/purebredw.htm

Hope that helps.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 18, 2012 09:27 AM (/ld/P)

47 I was (am) pretty sure Romney will worry less about "honor" and media approval than did McCain because he does not live under the delusion the media loves him. That clip a couple of years ago where he told the reporter "No, *I* represent the people" was proof of that.

I don't share Ace's exuberance yet and Romney is not as conservative as I would like, but he's a good choice to take on Obama. And if he wins, I don't think he'll be an awful President--nowhere near as bad as the one we have now--especially with a GOP Congress tugging him rightward.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 18, 2012 09:27 AM (XXy2R)

48 wire-poo

Posted by: taylork-T minus 6 days until quitting at April 18, 2012 09:27 AM (5wsU9)

49  I recall an awful lot of corn dog pictures with comments in the beginning of campaign season.

Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy paying so much tax at April 18, 2012 09:27 AM (oZfic)

50 37I need the name of a dog breed beginning with a W.

anyone?

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2012 01:25 PM (nj1bB)

 

Weimaraner,  whippet

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 18, 2012 09:27 AM (m2AgB)

51 35 check out the puppy p-shops added, courtesy of S Weasel Posted by: ace at April 18, 2012 01:24 PM (nj1bB) ----------- Ummm...

Posted by: donate to romney at April 18, 2012 09:27 AM (HOOye)

52 Funny

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 18, 2012 09:27 AM (rIASH)

53 I think my favorite part is- (unemployment in North Carolina) UP 13% since Obama took office. Then the graphic of the red arrow shooting up through one of their downtown skyscrapers.

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 09:27 AM (r2PLg)

54 I never thought Romney would go light on Obama, I just don't know if he'll go heavy on reform when he gets in office. Seems like the type of guy who will "cut the increase," not, you know, actually cut the deficit. He's much better than the current occupant, but how much is "much" I don't know. I, however, like to be pleasantly surprised . . . in my mouth.

Posted by: wte9 at April 18, 2012 09:27 AM (8yDQ5)

55 War on Welsh Corgis has a better ring to it.

Posted by: Pupster at April 18, 2012 09:28 AM (6tVbw)

56 >35 check out the puppy p-shops added, courtesy of S Weasel


YIKES!

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 18, 2012 09:28 AM (KNvk+)

57 S. Weasel's other p-shop is hilarious too.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 18, 2012 09:28 AM (rND5e)

58 Oldy, but sweet payback

http://tinyurl.com/pubseatspuppies

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 09:28 AM (OhYCU)

59 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:28 AM (8y9MW)

60 This campaign went from being painful and depressing to insanely funny in 0-3 seconds....

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 18, 2012 09:28 AM (pLTLS)

61

42 >>>I need the name of a dog breed beginning with a W.

***

White Castle hamburgers...in Indonesia?

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2012 09:29 AM (jm/9g)

62 Being ideologically a moderate conservative doesn't necessarily mean you lack a killer instinct.  Watching the primary unfold, was there ever any doubt who was the better fighter?

Romney understands that he's not going to be a beloved figure, he doesn't suffer from mccain's delusions that the Washington Press Corp is EVER going to give him a fair shake.    And that means the gloves will be off until Novemeber, and that's the ONLY way you take on the Chicago Machine.




Posted by: JackHandy at April 18, 2012 09:29 AM (0kf1G)

63

44 I need the name of a dog breed beginning with a W.

Whataburger?

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 18, 2012 09:29 AM (WUWb9)

64 but I never understood where the hell this idea had bubbled up from that Romney would go easy on Obama.

Because he's a RINO Hack.

That said: I've seldom been happier to be wrong.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:29 AM (8y9MW)

65 Wondering if the SCOAMF has developed a taste for Waygu Whippets.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at April 18, 2012 09:30 AM (Jdtsu)

66

What primary were you watching???



All Newt and Santorum have done for the last 3 months is whine like little girls about how totally unfair it was because Romney was a big meanie and stuff.



 

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 01:21 PM (SY2Kh)

 

The one where he didn't hammer Obama like he is now?  Which post were you responding to?  Because the point I was making was about going after Obama, not other Republicans.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 18, 2012 09:30 AM (rX1N2)

67 We need to get the words Obama and canisphagia paired up as often as possible.  Google doesn't even recognize canisphagia as a word, which seems surprising to me, but it does at least provide "room for improvement".  Did the Romans not do that?  Or did they have a different word for it?

Posted by: arminius at April 18, 2012 09:30 AM (cDnhR)

68 Weimeraner?

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 09:30 AM (HethX)

69 Chow Chow Chow
Bichon on Fries
Baked Alaskan Malamute
Neapolitan Ice Cream Mastiff
40 oz. Old English Sheepdog
Charred Pei

Posted by: micmcn at April 18, 2012 09:31 AM (/3KtX)

70 Women

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 09:31 AM (OhYCU)

71 We need a flaming dog skull. Too far? Maybe just a braised one then?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 09:31 AM (ZGREa)

72

West highland terrier?

Posted by: imp at April 18, 2012 09:31 AM (UaxA0)

73 wiemeranner, good one. I used "water dog" already. Weimeranner was better.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2012 09:31 AM (nj1bB)

74 I totally agree with you by the way, Ace. One of Romney's positives is that he, and his surrogates can absolutely demolish an opponent but for some reason, the negativity of producing the attack doesn't really stick. If you'll remember way, way back at the end of January, Mitt destroyed Newt in Florida and during the debate---while Newt supporters called him soft. We heard cried of, "That's not fair!" and "he's such a pussy," in the same sentence.

Posted by: MJ at April 18, 2012 09:32 AM (/x4oj)

75 Would wiener dog work? or would that be too obvious/redundant?

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 09:32 AM (r2PLg)

76 Whippet.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 18, 2012 09:32 AM (rND5e)

77

Treacher on Twitter:

Jay Carney: "Well, I know at least three different dogs..."

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 09:32 AM (XdlcF)

78 Woodle.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 18, 2012 09:32 AM (KNvk+)

79

Love Love how Romney campaign is just shoving the narratives up their asses. Just beautiful, didn't know they had it in them.

 

 

The best, but also the scary, part is how Barry will react. God knows he's thin-skinned, but under this kind of pounding he may just do the full Capt. Queeg. He's used to dishing it out; taking it, not so much.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 09:33 AM (QA6Vm)

80 @64: There was an actual quote early in primary season where Romney said flat out that attacking Obama was foolish and would scare off moderates.  I'm glad to see someone has apparently corrected him since then - the "In hindsight, a chilling picture" comeback from his campaign was pitch-perfect.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2012 09:33 AM (tqwMN)

81 Stuttering Clusterf*ck of a Puppy Eater

Posted by: w/parasites on the side, please at April 18, 2012 09:33 AM (HOOye)

82 "We need a flaming dog skull. Too far? Maybe just a braised one then?"

I'm recollecting the odd little movie "Blood of Heroes."  This has potential.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at April 18, 2012 09:33 AM (Jdtsu)

83 All Newt and Santorum have done for the last 3 months is whine like little girls about how totally unfair it was because Romney was a big meanie and stuff.

Well, that's the point.  He didn't hesitate at all to bring out the long knives against the other Republicans, but his tendencies toward Obama were all "Well, he's a good guy, but..." and other such squishiness.  It made it seem as though (like McAmnesty before him) he would "reach across the aisle" and that he might even say that "you have nothing to fear from" a second Obama term.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:33 AM (8y9MW)

84
here is something:

Anyone remember Mitt's speech in 2008 when he suspended his campaign?

With steely resolve Mitt said, "I don't like to lose."

If he didn't think he could do it, he'd quit already. He's not doing this for the fun of it. Mitt is in it to win it. And I believe he'll win. Gov Perry seems like a nice chap but he's not going to win the nomination.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 08, 2011


He blew almost $50M last time around. He's not the type to waste money to satisfy his ego. If he didn't think he could win, he wouldn't be doing it again.

So that means he either knows what he's doing or he's a fool.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 08, 2011 06:15 PM

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 18, 2012 09:33 AM (G/zuv)

85 The one where he didn't hammer Obama like he is now?Which post were you responding to? Because the point I was making was about going after Obama, not other Republicans.

If you didn't see Romney hammer Obama in the primaries, it can only be because you weren't paying attention.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 09:34 AM (SY2Kh)

86 Halloween is going to be fun this year

Posted by: October Spring at April 18, 2012 09:34 AM (HOOye)

87 Lox and Beagles

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 18, 2012 09:34 AM (4df7R)

88

I was squishy towards Romney for a bit there, but frankly I'm so ABO I'm just glad the primaries are winding down and we can focus on ramming everything that SCOAMF has said back down his throat until November.

Now then, if Noot would just get out of the way, and Santorum would stop trying to stealth run (I guess that's what it is? Or maybe it's confusion?) we could focus 110% on the above.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 09:34 AM (SYrwI)

89 whippet

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 09:34 AM (TomZ9)

90 No Barry, I said eat the RICH!

Posted by: Bill Ayers at April 18, 2012 09:35 AM (M3QBc)

91 This is all a tempest in a teapot, or maybe a schnauzer in a stewpot.

I don't see what the fuss is about.

Barack Obama has my full and complete backing.

Posted by: Cruella DeVil at April 18, 2012 09:35 AM (o+SC1)

92 20 The question is... is this really from Romney? this IS a PAC... its supposed to be outside of his control.

The fight is coming from other people... Romney is just the recipient of other people efforts.

Its a play straight from Obama's playbook, where his dogs attacked, while he stood looking sad that he had somehow lost the leash...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2012 01:21 PM (lZBBB)


"Paid for by Romney For President, Inc."  Not a PAC.  Love it!

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 18, 2012 09:35 AM (3jGS1)

93 Barry ate dog?  Splash?

Posted by: dead Ted Kennedy at April 18, 2012 09:35 AM (bAGA/)

94 Can we stop calling this election a 'horse race' now?

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 09:35 AM (OhYCU)

95 93 No Barry, I said eat the RICH!  

Posted by: Bill Ayers at April 18, 2012 01:35 PM (M3QBc)

 

Not eat the BITCH!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 18, 2012 09:36 AM (4df7R)

96 I wonder how many Bo's they've been through.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 18, 2012 09:36 AM (KNvk+)

97 The Republican Primary ended the moment Romney countered during the debate that Gingrich invested in Goldman Sachs through a blind trust, too.

He can certainly throw a punch, but that chin down grin when you start criticizing him is uncomfortable. He needs to stay on offense at all times.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 09:36 AM (ZGREa)

98 SCUD:  "If you like your  Dacshund, you can eat your Dacshund."

Posted by: Jaws at April 18, 2012 09:36 AM (4I3Uo)

99 War on Whippets could be mis-interpreted by the typing-with-one-hand morons...

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 09:36 AM (XdlcF)

100 It is good and pleasing that Mitt is willing to hit back. You can see the debates now, Mitt talking down and smirking to SCOAMF just like he did to Rick Perry..."nice try, SCOAMF, but let's focus on your failed record." Remember, in 2008, Mackerel would be ceding the dog lover voting block at this point and somehow managing to alienate the cat block too.

Posted by: joeindc44 the bluff caller at April 18, 2012 09:37 AM (QxSug)

101 @88 - the Barack mask with the bits of bloody chihuahua hanging out?

Note to self - do not use real chihuahua.

Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2012 09:37 AM (o+SC1)

102 Repost from poetry contest:

For Sale:
Puppy shoes,
never used.

Posted by: sTevo at April 18, 2012 09:37 AM (T6Oj5)

103 I'm glad to see someone has apparently corrected him since then - the "In hindsight, a chilling picture" comeback from his campaign was pitch-perfect.Posted by: Ian S.

Wrong. It's called tactics, old chap. He stands in the clear as the kind, gentle pol who only wants to help you get a job, your kid an education, and your country a prosperous future.

Meanwhile thousands of others in the background go after Obama and crew with hammer and tongs.

It's how Obama won in 2008. It's how we're going to win in 2012.

I'd include some snotty remark here but this is the best day I've had in 4 years, so cheers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 18, 2012 09:37 AM (Ck8hC)

104 Dogs lick themselves. Obama ate a dog. Obama licked Larry Sinclair. Do you get it NOW?

Posted by: Every WND reporter drawing a paycheck at April 18, 2012 09:37 AM (UZuc4)

105 Wchelsea?

Posted by: Rush at April 18, 2012 09:38 AM (SV4OI)

106 There was an actual quote early in primary season where Romney said flat out that attacking Obama was foolish and would scare off moderates. I'm glad to see someone has apparently corrected him since then - the "In hindsight, a chilling picture" comeback from his campaign was pitch-perfect.

Except that's not what he said.

He made the very legitimate point that going overboard on personal attacks along with red meat namecalling (Kenyan Socialist!!!11!!!) wouldn't be wise, but going after his performance and lack of results are fair game.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 09:38 AM (SY2Kh)

107 I wonder how many Bo's they've been through.

The kids should have been suspicious when they were getting Bo and daddy said, "...and Supersize it".

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 09:38 AM (ZGREa)

108 I never understood where the hell this idea had bubbled up from that Romney would go easy on Obama. --------------- Not with Rove squeezing out darkness from the shadows...

Posted by: darth vader mini me at April 18, 2012 09:38 AM (HOOye)

109 The shit got real.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 09:39 AM (Iaxlk)

110
Just words whippets?


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 18, 2012 09:39 AM (G/zuv)

111 Mmmmm, the finger lickin' good food that licks you back!

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 09:39 AM (ykSKg)

112 Please pass this beagle, so we can see what's in it.

Posted by: Pelosi at April 18, 2012 09:40 AM (OhYCU)

113 Urp...

The funny thing is retreivers always comeback on you.

Posted by: BHO at April 18, 2012 09:40 AM (MMC8r)

114

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 01:34 PM (SY2Kh)

 

Bullshit.  And I'm apparently not the only one who was paying attention.

 

http:/ /tinyurl.com/ 7vucwy9

 


 

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 18, 2012 09:40 AM (rX1N2)

115

Some people have overweening ambition to go into politics because they need massive public approval.  That's why some politicians go soft on their opponents.

George H.W. Bush had the most polished resume of all time after a lifetime of climbing the greasy pole of Washington.  But he didn't have the stomach to put the rhetorical knife to a draft-dodging, pot-smoking corrupt adulterer.  Neither did Bob Dole, who had been battling for the Republican nomination for decades. 

John McCain could tell all the goodwill he had built up over decades in Washington as the nonpartisan man of principle would be erased if he even dared to call his opponent Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

Some people want to be President to do things and some people want to be President to be loved by the masses or approved of by the elite.

Posted by: Matt at April 18, 2012 09:40 AM (90w0O)

116 @106: Huh?  The video on this post is paid for by his campaign, and the "a chilling picture" Tweet is from his campaign director.  He's not playing Mr. Rogers while shadowy figures attack the SCUD, he's dual-wielding the hammer and tongs.  And it's glorious.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2012 09:40 AM (tqwMN)

117 If you like your Shih Tzu, you can eat your Shih Tzu

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 18, 2012 09:41 AM (Ec6wH)

118 I don't have the followers on twitter to make it useful, but I might fall out of my chair laughing if someone who did (Ace, Drew, Treacher, etc.) would ask David Axelrod exactly how many dogs Obama had eaten.
And when was the last time he (Obama) really "chowed down?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:41 AM (8y9MW)

119

It's a great day in the neighborhood, the best day on the political front in a long time. There's hope for America yet.

 

And what a month for the Reds. Yow! Right now they're probably wishing everyone would go back to talking about the Hilary Rosen fuckup.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 09:41 AM (QA6Vm)

120 119 @106: Huh? The video on this post is paid for by his campaign, and the "a chilling picture" Tweet is from his campaign director. He's not playing Mr. Rogers while shadowy figures attack the SCUD, he's dual-wielding the hammer and tongs. And it's glorious. Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2012 01:40 PM (tqwMN) ************* And don't forget it's the Obama apparatus that went after- Ann first.. Mitt has taken off the mittens.... Punks!

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 09:42 AM (r2PLg)

121

I think the term "weiner dog" is confusing to Obama on multiple levels...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 18, 2012 09:42 AM (4df7R)

122 Join us

Posted by: DogLoversForObama at April 18, 2012 09:42 AM (OhYCU)

123 brings a whole new meaning to waffle dog.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 09:42 AM (TomZ9)

124 Oh, my.  What a cute puppy.  Or what's left of it.

Posted by: eureka! at April 18, 2012 09:42 AM (81yf8)

125

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 01:38 PM (SY2Kh)

 

It does seem like this is where he's going to, in contrast to Newt.  While I loved Newt's sophist rhetoric, I could totally see how it wouldn't fly at all in the general election. (Proving socialism is going to have a huge bar that we'd never be able to reach.) I had assumed that was to be contrasting during the primaries, but it seems like it's going to carry to the general.

But the record, the record hangs out there like a poorly thrown fast ball just screaming "Hit me out of the park!"

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 09:42 AM (SYrwI)

126 And now for the late night comics to weigh in with some haymakers. Leno, you're on.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 09:43 AM (QA6Vm)

127

"can't a man just finish his Water Dog"

 

 

bwahahahaha

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2012 09:43 AM (jm/9g)

128
Kittehs everywhere rejoice.

Posted by: sTevo at April 18, 2012 09:43 AM (T6Oj5)

129

OT - but funny, Harry Rieds latest gem:

"And when talking about seniors, seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world," Reid continued. "Elderly Americans, more than anyone in America, rely on the United States Postal Service, but unless we act quickly, thousands of post offices ... will close. I've said this earlier today; I repeat it."

 

 

Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 09:44 AM (UpwlP)

130

Part of the rap on Romney is that he's allegedly running to succeed where his father didn't.

If that's the case, then I'm inclined to think that he'd fight pretty hard for it.

BTW. I have no problem with the premise if true.  W finishing what his father started and taking out Saddam was a Wonderful Thing, for example.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 18, 2012 09:44 AM (zgHLA)

131 Dear Mitt: Dick Cheney pulled himself out of bed three weeks after a HEART TRANSPLANT to give a speech and diss the SCOAMF. That's how it's done, champ.

Posted by: Joejm65 at April 18, 2012 09:44 AM (UZuc4)

132 I don't have the followers on twitter to make it useful, but I might fall out of my chair laughing if someone who did (Ace, Drew, Treacher, etc.) would ask David Axelrod exactly how many dogs Obama had eaten.
And when was the last time he (Obama) really "chowed down?"


Yeah, but it would be more fun to watch Jay Carney try to answer.

Posted by: Henri the French Cat at April 18, 2012 09:44 AM (joSBv)

133 What Romney does once in office, sure, that's debatable.  But I'll bet a million quatloos that it'd be better than Barry's second term.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 18, 2012 09:45 AM (zgHLA)

134 In world where even the President of the United States is a dog eater...

One man stands up for mans best friend....

Mitt Romney in-

FRENCH FRIED FIDO

Posted by: Dramatic Voice Guy at April 18, 2012 09:45 AM (MJ76f)

135 Obama was reported to be particularly fond of the Shih-Tzu, but found that he would just end up hungry an hour later.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 09:45 AM (SY2Kh)

136 Yeah, but it would be more fun to watch Jay Carney try to answer.

Should we ask Jake Tapper to ask him, then?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:46 AM (8y9MW)

137 I bet it looks like John Wayne Gacey's basement out in the ol' White House organic garden.

Posted by: MJ at April 18, 2012 09:46 AM (/x4oj)

138 @123: Yeah.  I'm still curious exactly how the Sooper Smart BO Campaign intended to have Rosen attack Ann Romney without sounding like a caricature of man-hating feminists.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2012 09:46 AM (tqwMN)

139 Dog Lovers to Megyn Kelly... Let those puppies free!

Posted by: DogLovers at April 18, 2012 09:46 AM (OhYCU)

140 Yeah, but it would be more fun to watch Jay Carney try to answer. Posted by: Henri the French Cat at April 18, 2012 01:44 PM (joSBv) ********* Ya this time the option of "I personally know of three of them" is off the table....

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 09:46 AM (r2PLg)

141 The only problem with eating doggehs is that they cause dyspupsia.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 09:46 AM (ykSKg)

142 It's been a good week so far.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 09:47 AM (evdj2)

143

@AllenG,

Ed Henry has proven useful in asking questions that aren't exactly normal for the media pool to ask, I'd go with him .

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 09:47 AM (SYrwI)

144 One wonders how many BO's he has gone through......

Posted by: FU52 at April 18, 2012 09:47 AM (EaimS)

145 Reasons Dog is better than Turkey for Thanksgiving:

#73 - Four drumsticks.

Posted by: BHO at April 18, 2012 09:47 AM (MMC8r)

146
What does it say about the fact that we are just now vetting the stuff in Obama's past that was available in 2008/


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 18, 2012 09:47 AM (G/zuv)

147 Join us.

Posted by: WoundedPuppyProject at April 18, 2012 09:47 AM (OhYCU)

148 I'll say it again.... It's a marxist eats dog world.   

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at April 18, 2012 09:47 AM (isTG7)

149 Bullshit. And I'm apparently not the only one who was paying attention.

http://tinyurl.com/7vucwy9


Clearly you weren't if you're relying on commentary from info-tainers like Ingraham.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 09:48 AM (SY2Kh)

150 If this dog thing hits the late night shows, it could be something. I mean, it's funnier than shit, but not exactly funny.

Posted by: MJ at April 18, 2012 09:48 AM (/x4oj)

151 ______________________________

Holy Fuck, that ad is hard hitting. 

He may have been wearing his 'mittens' during the primaries, but we all saw how Romney went after his GOP rivals with a meat cleaver.

There was never a doubt in my mind that he'd be exponentially more brutal on Obama -- the socialist responsible for pressing the pedal to the medal on America's catastrophic debt spending. Not a Single Fucking Doubt.

Romney will appropriately harness the extreme anger that tens of millions of Americans harbor against Obama for the damage he has done and would continue to do to our country. By appropriate, I mean that Romney won't over play his hand. (Though that would be fairly hard to do considering Obama's record.) Rather, Romney will harness and focus the energy of our anger without appearing ugly and angry himself.

With ads like this one plus his arguments from the stump, Romney will help millions of other half-oblvious Americans that are 'undecided' come to the realization that: "Yeah, this president really does kind of suck. We really shouldn't let him have a second term."






Posted by: _Dave_ at April 18, 2012 09:48 AM (2amQY)

152

BIDEN:  *grimacing and holding his stomach*  I think I ate some bad fish.   I've got the shits.  You?

 

OBAMA:   Shih   Tzu?   Delicious!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 18, 2012 09:48 AM (4df7R)

153 The best part of the 'chicken'? Wishbone

Posted by: ObamaTheFailed at April 18, 2012 09:49 AM (OhYCU)

154 Let them eat dog.

Posted by: Barack Antoinette at April 18, 2012 09:49 AM (UAUr6)

155 "I do think at a certain point you've eaten enough dog meat.But until then , put another puppy on the BBQ."

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 18, 2012 09:49 AM (AWmfW)

156 Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 01:47 PM (SYrwI)

Presumably @EdHenry on twitter?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:49 AM (8y9MW)

157 I'm still waiting to hear Jose Canseco's estimable opinion on this matter. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 18, 2012 09:49 AM (Ec6wH)

158 146 It's been a good week so far. Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 01:47 PM (evdj2) ******************* Oh shit.... Gawd I'm going to be a nervous wreck until the ObamaCare decision comes down.

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 09:49 AM (r2PLg)

159 Yes! {fist pump}  Ace must have read my comment!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:49 AM (8y9MW)

160 Bob Barker is not amused.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (GQ8sn)

161 >>>Okay, maybe. But here's the thing: In what world does overweening ambition make you softer on the guy standing in your way?

The distant incomprehensible, long ago, and far away world of 2008. Where trashing Republicans in the primary was A-OK but going hard after Obama was off limits.

Personal attacks aside which are arguably harmful to our side, Romney has done a little to assuage my fears, but I haven't seen the level of "He's a SCOAMF!" I am looking for yet. 

I hoping he is just waiting to get a little closer before training the 16 inchers on target.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (0q2P7)

162 Now then, if Noot would just get out of the way, and Santorum would stop trying to stealth run (I guess that's what it is? Or maybe it's confusion?) we could focus 110% on the above. ________________ Don't know what newt is doing tbh - it's like he's lost his mind completely. I cannot imagine why he would continue to spend so much money unless there really is a plan, here. Mitts and Newtz did meet. As far as Santorum, nah. He was on Levin's show a few days ago and was clear he is now only offering his help and looking for ways to take the SCofPE out.

Posted by: neutered and sanity at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (HOOye)

163

>>dyspupsia.

 

Ugh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (XdlcF)

164 "If you liked Billy Beer, You'll Love Georgie's Corgis!"

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (hiMsy)

165 Obama eats dog butts!

Posted by: Yep at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (ATw+D)

166 If I find a conservative who is planning on sitting this one out I will rip off his head and shit down his neck.

Posted by: Gunnery Sgt. Hartman at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (nEUpB)

167
It was just 3 months ago some of you were wringing your hands over Romney's "I like to be able to fire people" remark.

Remember?




Posted by: Obama's Distraction Generator at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (G/zuv)

168 I just can't get enough guk-guk, and the puppy fritters are scrumptious.

Posted by: The Indonesian Tool what occupies the White House at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (/ZZCn)

169 @161: Gristle did a Canseco about this on one of the previous threads.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (tqwMN)

170 Dear Mitt: Dick Cheney pulled himself out of bed three weeks after a HEART TRANSPLANT to give a ONE HOUR speech standing up and diss the SCOAMF. That's how it's done, champ. Posted by: Joejm65

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (WkuV6)

171 148 One wonders how many BO's he has gone through......
Posted by: FU52



That's HILARIOUS!!

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (KNvk+)

172 Obamaisntworking.com


Excellent web address.  Works on several levels.


Keep the guns blazing, Mitt.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (ykSKg)

173 Serious question: Did Obama eat the head of the dog?  The eyes?

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (OhYCU)

174

So, we've moved from the "War on Women" to the "War on Dogs"?

 

Or are we still doing "War on Women"? Too many "wars" to keep track of.

 

Have we had a "War on Kittens" yet?

Posted by: Optimizer at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (As94z)

175 Looks like the Shi tzu just hit the fan.

Posted by: Jay Carney at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (tf9Ne)

176 Waerihimer? i dont know how to spell it...

Posted by: CiceroKid at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (JaDq0)

177 "Dog , chicken from the kennel."

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (AWmfW)

178 Maybe I'm just a grim, humorless scold, but I think this "Obama eats dogs" line is just infantile, its like 7th graders having an argument over Pokemon characters. Of all the things to criticize or even mock President Obama for, this is what gets gleeful attention? Maybe its just because I'm not a dog owner.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (r4wIV)

179 Well, that certainly explains his preference for wag-u steaks.

Posted by: Cold Rage at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (bbyun)

180 S. Weasel always brings the funny. And a whole lot of talent too.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (RD7QR)

181 I think obama is going to rue the fact he hid everything during his campaign. Everything he his may have hurt him, may have even prevented him from getting elected in that election, however everyone would have had an opportunity to get comfortable with the truth about obama. Now everyone is going to find out that the things the believed about him and or "projected" onto him were wrong, that he lied to them as all politicians do, and that relative to their experience, he is a strange and alien figure. As bad as it would have been to deal with all of this the first time around it is worse that it was hidden and is being released now. It is not only that he is different, it is that he lied about being different, he hid his differences and you got screwed. I think this is going to leave a huge mark on obama and he does not have any way to counter the truth that he lied, hid, and is more or less alien in his beliefs and experiences. It is going to motivate the opposition and demoralize the base. My concern for Romney is that they do not hit too hard too soon. It needs to be a gradual increase that reaches its crescendo close to the election. Curiously, if obama had only served one term, gone for broke and not engaged his delusions of grandeur he would not have suffered the slings and arrows that are about to be loosed on him. ego.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (Z9EHQ)

182

Let ME eat dog... Me me me ME ME.

Posted by: Barack Antoinette at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (UAUr6)

183 Question for Jake Tapper and Ed Henry:

Mr. President, when did you stop eating dog, if you have stopped?

Posted by: Henri the French Cat at April 18, 2012 09:52 AM (joSBv)

184

@AllenG,

I hit you up on teh twits, but it's @edhenryTV.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 09:52 AM (SYrwI)

185 170 If I find a conservative who is planning on sitting this one out I will rip off his head and shit down his neck. Posted by: Gunnery Sgt. Hartman at April 18, 2012 01:50 PM (nEUpB) ************************* Be on the look out for commenters-- Sgt.York and "Pragmatic"...and possibly Flapjackmacka

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 09:52 AM (r2PLg)

186 >>>Gawd I'm going to be a nervous wreck until the ObamaCare decision comes down.

Probably because you don't know how you will handle the decision not going our way. Make a plan how you will respond for both possible outcomes. Then realize that further worry prior to decision announcement will not help. Having a contingency plan helps stave of the worries.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 18, 2012 09:53 AM (0q2P7)

187 @170 amen

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at April 18, 2012 09:53 AM (yAor6)

188 Wagpoo beef.

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 09:53 AM (H7Nnh)

189 Start packing Barry - and take your freezer full of puppies.

Posted by: Mitt-R-Done! at April 18, 2012 09:53 AM (c3mby)

190

"If I find a conservative who is planning on sitting this one out I will rip off his head and shit down his neck."

 

You may want to head on over to Free Republic then...after a really big Mexican buffet lunch.

Posted by: Jaws at April 18, 2012 09:53 AM (4I3Uo)

191 I hit you up on teh twits, but it's @edhenryTV.

Thanks.  Found it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:53 AM (8y9MW)

192 @183: The reason this is awesome is because Obama's campaign (and specifically Axelrod) made the candidates' treatment of dogs an issue in the first place.  It was the perfect slow hanging curveball for Jim Treacher.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2012 09:53 AM (tqwMN)

193 If God didn't intend for me to eat it, he wouldn't have named the breed "Chow Chow"

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 18, 2012 09:54 AM (SY2Kh)

194 It was just 3 months ago some of you were wringing your hands over Romney's "I like to be able to fire people" remark.

Remember?


It will be back, sooner or later they are going to paint Mittens as Gordon Gecko and that will be part of it.

If I were Mittens campaign team, I would beat it to death by running the full quote with GSA debauchery imagery in saturation.  Make the work FIRE map to the guy in the tub.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2012 09:54 AM (WkuV6)

195 Ugh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 01:50 PM (XdlcF)


--Scores of awful puns the past two days, and *that's* the groaner?

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 09:54 AM (ykSKg)

196 Pupperoni pizza. Yum.

Posted by: BHO at April 18, 2012 09:54 AM (MMC8r)

197 Spaniel Omelette

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 09:55 AM (H7Nnh)

198

>>Of all the things to criticize or even mock President Obama for, this is what gets gleeful attention?

 

It's a little fun.

 

It ruins their Romney is mean meme for the week.

 

What's not to like?

 

I don't think anyone would have brought it up if they hadn't tried to make the dog on roof story a Big Deal.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 09:55 AM (XdlcF)

199 e can certainly throw a punch, but that chin down grin when you start criticizing him is uncomfortable. He needs to stay on offense at all times. Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 01:36 PM (ZGREa) ----------- Conservatives are always seeking the "perfect" candidate. We really need to zoom much farther out. Look at the Democrats, they hang on, no matter what, with their loyalty and support even when the ship is sinking badly, and even when someone like Barry is at the helm. It's sick, but effective. We need unity over perfection.

Posted by: asymmetry at April 18, 2012 09:55 AM (HOOye)

200 If we find out he ate a tea cup yorkie Obama is going to lose the gay vote.

Posted by: MJ at April 18, 2012 09:55 AM (/x4oj)

201 (if it hasn't already been said a dozen times...)

SHIHTZU JUST GOT REAL

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 18, 2012 09:55 AM (Ck8hC)

202 Now I understand why they talk about Obama like he's a dog.  You are what you eat!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 09:55 AM (i3+c5)

203 Pinscherschnitzel

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 09:55 AM (H7Nnh)

204 Say, mr axel rod, mr president I have your petards here up from storage, I think you will be needing them, where do you want me to put them?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (Z9EHQ)

205

154 -  If this dog thing hits the late night shows, it could be something.

I mean, it's funnier than shit, but not exactly funny. 

-------------

I'm sure they're all huddled up trying to make a Romney joke out of SCoaMF's dog eating habits.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (UpwlP)

206

If I were Mittens campaign team, I would beat it to death by running the full quote with GSA debauchery imagery in saturation. Make the work FIRE map to the guy in the tub.

 

And make sure to call them "President Obama's GSA."

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (JxMoP)

207 189
@AllenG,
I hit you up on teh twits, but it's @edhenryTV.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 01:52 PM (SYrwI)


You both are obviously twitterers.  How does that fucking thing work?  Do i have to give my real name and email address?  I'd like to remain anonymous like I am here.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (3jGS1)

208

I don't know, logprof, that one just got to me!

 

To make it up to you, I'll post this one I just read:

 

Chili con Corgi.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (XdlcF)

209 >>>Maybe I'm just a grim, humorless scold, but I think this "Obama eats dogs" line is just infantile, its like 7th graders having an argument over Pokemon characters. Of all the things to criticize or even mock President Obama for, this is what gets gleeful attention? Maybe its just because I'm not a dog owner.

Because Obama has been hounding Romney over taking a family trip with his dog in a carrier on top of his car. Like it was the penultimate in animal cruelty, just short of organized dog fighting.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (0q2P7)

210 Catahoula chips.

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (H7Nnh)

211 ....barry flew BO out to Martha's Vineyard for fresh meat.....

Posted by: FU52 at April 18, 2012 09:57 AM (EaimS)

212 Fuckin-A that's a good ad. Don't fuck with Romney. I may not be thrilled about his conservative credentials, but he and Newt were the two candidates most likely to kick that SCOAMF right in the nuts from here until Nov.

Posted by: Tom Hanks at April 18, 2012 09:57 AM (KulgD)

213 Chihuahua tacos

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 09:57 AM (H7Nnh)

214 Nothing else in political discourse has ever made me laugh as hard as this dog-eating bit. I mean, he really did it. Barack ate a DOG!

Posted by: tad blatherton at April 18, 2012 09:57 AM (QDs2s)

215 Chow Chow Mein

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 09:57 AM (H7Nnh)

216

Hedgehod, you can ease into Twitter by reading at Twitchy.com.

 

That's where I'm reading about Totofu and stuff...

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (XdlcF)

217 Do i have to give my real name and email address?

I think you have to give it an email address, but that email address can lead to an anonymous account (if you have one).  As for real name: Nope- I'm just "Dedicated Tenther" or "@Dedicated10ther" there.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (8y9MW)

218 ______________________________

@ 207: "THIS SHIHTZU JUST GOT REAL."  - That is priceless.




Posted by: _Dave_ at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (2amQY)

219 **Don't fuck with Romney.** it's time SCOAMF got punched back, eh? Chicago way, don't you know.

Posted by: joeindc44 the bluff caller at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (QxSug)

220 Collieflower

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (H7Nnh)

221 Dear Mitt: Dick Cheney pulled himself out of bed three weeks after a HEART TRANSPLANT to give a speech and diss the SCOAMF. That's how it's done, champ.

To be fair, Cheney was propped up in the standing position by his cock.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (SY2Kh)

222 If I were Mittens campaign team, I would beat it to death by running the full quote with GSA debauchery imagery in saturation. Make the work FIRE map to the guy in the tub.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2012 01:54 PM (WkuV6)



There is a host of these arrogant elitists that should be fired on day 1.  The basic add could be run in rotation for a long time.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (i3+c5)

223 Probably because you don't know how you will handle the decision not going our way. Make a plan how you will respond for both possible outcomes. Then realize that further worry prior to decision announcement will not help. Having a contingency plan helps stave of the worries. Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 18, 2012 01:53 PM (0q2P7) ********** Sounds good but I already have a theoretical Plan B but it's not up to me. Win the Senate and replace that bitch through the reconciliation process. It's a technicality but that is why Romney says "repeal and replace"--I don't think you can simply repeal it through the reconciliation process. btw-here is an interesting quote from Clement's Supreme Court brief-- To be clear, “applicable individual” is just the ACA’s legalistic and vaguely Orwellian way of referring to virtually every human being lawfully residing in this country.

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (r2PLg)

224 Pound Puppy Cake

Posted by: CiceroKid at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (JaDq0)

225 Someone at the Romney campaign needs to start handing out Puond Puppies, or dog-themed beanie babies.

Posted by: Methos at April 18, 2012 09:59 AM (6LvlL)

226 175 Dear Mitt: Dick Cheney pulled himself out of bed
three weeks after a HEART TRANSPLANT to give a ONE HOUR speech standing up and diss the
SCOAMF. That's how it's done, champ.

Posted by: Joejm65

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2012 01:51 PM (WkuV6)


Not to mention the damage his discarded heart is doing to the Transient-American Community!

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 18, 2012 09:59 AM (RD7QR)

227

Maybe I'm just a grim, humorless scold

 

Oh, I think we can all agree on that.

 

Look, it's funny as hell to see the Left be all super indignant that's not fair *foot stomp* when the table is turned on them.  Plus, c'mon, this is right up the Horde's alley. 

Posted by: alexthechick at April 18, 2012 09:59 AM (VtjlW)

228

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 18, 2012 01:56 PM (3jGS1)

IIRC, Email is basically required (as it is most places to cut down on spam in some meaningful way) but you should have a throw away email account by now for this type of thing (also I have it set to send me emails for DMs and such so I don't miss them.)  You can turn off "Search by email address" as well (so it won't show, just like here.)

But no real name not required.

HOWEVER, be careful what you link twitter too. I made the mistake of plugging it into Google buzz back in the day and now google can reveal my secret identity.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 09:59 AM (SYrwI)

229 @232: I'm still in hiding.

Posted by: The Cougar at April 18, 2012 09:59 AM (tqwMN)

230 Now   that  we  know   SCoaMF  eats  dogs,  does  his  ownership  of  Bo  qualify  as  ranching   and  is  D. C.  zoned  for  ranching?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 18, 2012 09:59 AM (6BgmB)

231 I wonder if you could conflate obamas drug use, the dog eating, and the gsa scandal? Obama living high on the dog!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:00 AM (Z9EHQ)

232 Wienerschnauzer

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 10:00 AM (H7Nnh)

233

>>Like it was the penultimate in animal cruelty, just short of organized dog fighting.

 

Speaking of which (from NY Daily News):

 

>>Michael Vick's stunning turnaround has everyone talking about change, including President Obama.

While on vacation in Hawaii, Obama placed a surprise call to Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie to offer a phoned-in fist bump on two topics: Lurie's alternative energy plans for Lincoln Financial Field and the Eagles' decision to give the troubled star quarterback a fresh start.

Posted by: Mama AJ, who was just looking for an excuse to post that again at April 18, 2012 10:00 AM (XdlcF)

234
Does this mean that Teh Won barks? I mean, you are what you eat. Does he go around the Oval Office marking his terrier-tory? does this make Michelle his bi...nevermind.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 18, 2012 10:00 AM (BDH94)

235 Too long, these ads are always too long.

Posted by: No, it's not something at April 18, 2012 10:00 AM (6T8Ay)

236 231 Someone at the Romney campaign needs to start handing out Puond Puppies, or dog-themed beanie babies. Posted by: Methos at April 18, 2012 01:59 PM (6LvlL) with little sweaters saying "don't eat me"

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:00 AM (Z9EHQ)

237 Great Cheese Danish

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 10:00 AM (H7Nnh)

238
I would beat it to death by running the full quote with GSA debauchery imagery in saturation. Make the work FIRE map to the guy in the tub.

Capital idea, my good man!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 18, 2012 10:01 AM (G/zuv)

239

Good ad.  Make him eat those words.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2012 10:01 AM (DrWcr)

240 Ah'm sahwry, Mister Preeeeesident, we dawn't sell *that* kahnd of hush puppie.

Posted by: Betty Lou's Diner at April 18, 2012 10:01 AM (ykSKg)

241 The dog that didn't bark. Duh!

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 18, 2012 10:01 AM (AWmfW)

242

>>Someone at the Romney campaign needs to start handing out Puond Puppies, or dog-themed beanie babies.

 

In crates?

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 10:01 AM (XdlcF)

243 dog, its whats for dinner - big obama logo

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:01 AM (Z9EHQ)

244

44 I need the name of a dog breed beginning with a W.

Wasserman-Schultz

Posted by: Nash Rambler at April 18, 2012 10:02 AM (HLv97)

245 Gawd I'm going to be a nervous wreck until the ObamaCare decision comes down.
Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 01:49 PM
----------------------


Ever since Campaign 2008 I've been aging exponentially. The ObamaCare vote didn't help.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 10:02 AM (Kn3ys)

246 ______________________________

@ 212:

And that's an excellent idea to press the phrase: "President Obama's GSA".

- It sports an alliterative ring and might well stick.



Posted by: _Dave_ at April 18, 2012 10:02 AM (2amQY)

247 does this make Michelle his bi...nevermind.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 18, 2012 02:00 PM (BDH94)

 

 

I think Moochelle has a rubber chew toy for him, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2012 10:02 AM (DrWcr)

248 Mitt Romney as Snake Plissken in:

ESCAPE FROM THE POUND.

Posted by: mpfs at April 18, 2012 10:02 AM (iYbLN)

249

The dog ate my budget.

So I ate the dog. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 18, 2012 10:02 AM (Ec6wH)

250 Dijon Bichon

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 10:03 AM (H7Nnh)

251 248 >>Someone at the Romney campaign needs to start handing out Puond Puppies, or dog-themed beanie babies.

In crates?

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 02:01 PM (XdlcF)

 

From crates strapped to the top of a station wagon.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2012 10:03 AM (DrWcr)

252
Of all the things to criticize or even mock President Obama for, this is what gets gleeful attention?

"Never ever pass on an opportunity to humiliate your opponent."
-- Shih Tzu


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 18, 2012 10:03 AM (G/zuv)

253 I blame Glenn Reynolds.

Posted by: Bill H at April 18, 2012 10:03 AM (3sZO1)

254 Reagan: Shining city on a hill. Obama: Golden Lab on a grill.

Posted by: Joejm65 at April 18, 2012 10:03 AM (UZuc4)

255 Round of Hound

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 10:03 AM (H7Nnh)

256 Could we get him to issue a pardon to bo just in case? maybe start a free bo campaign?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:03 AM (Z9EHQ)

257 Teriyaki Terrier

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 10:03 AM (H7Nnh)

258 I wonder how many Bo's they've been through. ------------ For only $39.90, you too can own a memento of my childhood feasts! Immortalized in the finest of sterling silver! As a bonus, we include the tag for authenticity! http://tinyurl.com/7wtkkxe

Posted by: Obama Merchandise at April 18, 2012 10:03 AM (HOOye)

259 Poodles-n-Noodles

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 10:04 AM (H7Nnh)

260 Make him eat those words.

I haven't actually watched the add.  Do they include the "They treat me like a dog" quote?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (8y9MW)

261 What the fuck, Mr. President?!?!  I just abused them, I never ATE one!

Posted by: Michael Vick at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (GQ8sn)

262
You beat Obama and the Democrats by doing 3 things.

1. Attack
2. Attack
3. Attack

If you can attack them on their records, past speeches, or anything, You Do It.

Stay on the offensive. Keep Obama on his heels. That way, he'll be too busy on the defense to go on offense.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (G/zuv)

263 Mitt Romney as Snake Plissken in:

ESCAPE FROM THE POUND.


Call me Mitt.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (BDH94)

264 pug pesto pasta

Posted by: joeindc44 the bluff caller at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (QxSug)

265 People talk about 0bama like he's a dog because you are what you eat.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 10:06 AM (ykSKg)

266 Ever since Campaign 2008 I've been aging exponentially. The ObamaCare vote didn't help. Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 02:02 PM (Kn3ys) ************ I made a huge mistake I actually tried to read the SG Verrilli's bullshit brief. Reams and reams of bullshit. Gawd.

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 10:06 AM (r2PLg)

267

Pound puppies in crates, not pound cakes.

 

Pound puppies in crates, not pound cakes.

 

Free Bo, not free range Bo.

Posted by: Mama AJ, trying to get the hang of this changing slogans thang at April 18, 2012 10:06 AM (XdlcF)

268 Hedgehog - I lurked here for a while, years ago, because i couldn't figure out how to register

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2012 10:07 AM (WkuV6)

269 >>People talk about 0bama like he's a dog because you are what you eat.

That's why we talk about him being a big dick, too.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 18, 2012 10:07 AM (/kI1Q)

270 The great thing about the ad is that not only is it a simultaneous double punch to both the neck and junk, it does it in a way that is fierce, but also in a way that can actually change minds, or further convince someone who is wavering. Somebody by now who isn't completly in the pro-Romney, or at least anti-Obama camp is not going to be convinced by yelling "Marxist Kenyan!!" for the umpteenth time. Partisan noise to that person. But pointing out the facts... the reason we're even talking about dogs right now is because the Obama campaign does not want to discuss the damning thing right now. The facts.

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at April 18, 2012 10:07 AM (jgXna)

271 This timing is weird. Austin is in an uproar do to a trigger happy cop shooting a guy's dog, when the cop went to the wrong house.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 10:07 AM (NVu2l)

272 Ridgeback Steakhouse.

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 10:07 AM (H7Nnh)

273 The Barry Burger*, a quarter pound of ground hound.




*In Holland, the Barry Royale

Posted by: toby928 beating memes to death since 2006 at April 18, 2012 10:08 AM (evdj2)

274 Recipes from my father.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 18, 2012 10:08 AM (AWmfW)

275
Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him. If
he is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior
strength, evade him. If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to
irritate him
. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is
taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate
them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not
expected. These military devices, leading to victory, must not be
divulged beforehand.


-- Shih Tzu

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 18, 2012 10:08 AM (BDH94)

276 I made a huge mistake I actually tried to read the SG Verrilli's bullshit brief.
----------------------

Last time I made a mistake like that was Michelle's senior thesis from Princeton. That aged me a couple of years on the spot.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 10:08 AM (Kn3ys)

277 I haven't actually watched the add. Do they include the "They treat me like a dog" quote?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 02:05 PM (8y9MW)


--No, it's about how the economy in NC has gone to pot since the Baraka coronation.  Best part was the website name, Obamaisntworking.com

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 10:08 AM (ykSKg)

278 Of all the things to criticize or even mock President Obama for, this is what gets gleeful attention? Maybe its just because I'm not a dog owner.Posted by: Christopher Taylor

Let me get this straight: Romney's dog in a carrier on top of a car is fair game, just part of the hardball politics we should expect as republicans? Right?

But replying to that attack with something funny, biting, and effective is juvenile?

Your concern is noted.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 18, 2012 10:09 AM (Ck8hC)

279 Look, Wingnuts, This is not the hill to roast a Pomeranian on.

Posted by: David Axelrod, Obama Administration Lap Dog at April 18, 2012 10:09 AM (/ZZCn)

280 Pound puppies in crates, not pound hound cakes.

Posted by: Henri the French Cat at April 18, 2012 10:09 AM (joSBv)

281
Puppychops and appleshauce

puppychopsh and appleshauce

...

Posted by: Greg Obama Brady at April 18, 2012 10:09 AM (G/zuv)

282

Wiener Dog Schnitzel

 

Bichon Frisee Salad

 

French Poodle Fries

 

Welsh Corgi Rarebit

 

Yorkshire Terrier Pudding

Posted by: rockmom at April 18, 2012 10:09 AM (NYnoe)

283 That's why we talk about him being a big dick, too.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 18, 2012 02:07 PM (/kI1Q)


-- That explains why he acts so cocksure all the time.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 10:10 AM (ykSKg)

284 German Shepherd's Pie

Posted by: joeindc44 the bluff caller at April 18, 2012 10:10 AM (QxSug)

285 Next Thanksgiving, Obama will pardon a beagle.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 18, 2012 10:10 AM (Hx5uv)

286 Obama's scheduled to come through my neck of the woods next Tuesday.  Anyone wanna dare me to throw dog biscuits at him?

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 10:10 AM (GQ8sn)

287 And don't forget it's the Obama apparatus that went after- Ann first.. Mitt has taken off the mittens.... Punks! Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 01:42 PM (r2PLg) --------------------- Using Ann to respond to that was also a nicely done surgical maneuver. It shows Ann is not afraid of anything, either. Strong First Lady. A real lady, once again.

Posted by: Obama Merchandise at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (HOOye)

288 So, to sum up, Consensus:  Something.

Posted by: toby928 beating memes to death since 2006 at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (evdj2)

289 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (7W3wI)

290 >>People talk about 0bama like he's a dog because you are what you eat.

That's why we talk about him being a big dick, too.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 18, 2012 02:07 PM

-----------------------------
No, that's why we say he's neutered.

On a related note, Dick Cheney eats woolly mammoth.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (Kn3ys)

291 Ground Dog day.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 18, 2012 10:12 AM (AWmfW)

292

but also in a way that can actually changeminds, or further convince someone who is wavering.

 

 

Most importantly, it rips away the "coolness" factor, always so important to hipsters and other insecure types, and makes them defensive about supporting Obama, for fear of being laughed at. Don't underestimate that aspect - it's the key to Obama's support.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 10:12 AM (QA6Vm)

293 Anyone wanna dare me to throw dog biscuits at him?

Make it a Milk Bone.

Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 10:12 AM (joSBv)

294 "Dad, can we have a dog?" "No, it will ruin your appetite."

Posted by: Michael at April 18, 2012 10:12 AM (Hl5ka)

295 Last time I made a mistake like that was Michelle's senior thesis from Princeton. That aged me a couple of years on the spot. Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 02:08 PM (Kn3ys) ********* Ha!

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 10:12 AM (r2PLg)

296 Dog strapper leads dog eater in all recent polling.

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 10:12 AM (MMC8r)

297

"Maybe I'm just a grim, humorless scold, but I think this "Obama eats
dogs" line is just infantile"

 

Well, you are and of course it is.

 

Just look at the body of Ace's post.  You have the overarching strategery of Romney pounding on SCUD's  economy - the thing that will eventually win the campaign - but you also have the quick, fleeting tactical attack of  FidoGate.  Next week the tactical attack will take a different form, but the net effect of  the little attacks  is to dishearten the enemy and build morale for the good guys.  All the while, the big economic campaign grinds on.

 

 

Posted by: Jaws at April 18, 2012 10:13 AM (4I3Uo)

298 Obama's scheduled to come through my neck of the woods next Tuesday. Anyone wanna dare me to throw dog biscuits at him?
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:10 PM
--------------------------

Blow up one of those Puppy-shop pictures and put it on a big sign.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 10:13 AM (Kn3ys)

299 Puppy Pâté served with toast points, sliced mango, strawberry, French sea salt and a drizzle of poetic fig sauce.

Posted by: Barack's appetizer ideas at April 18, 2012 10:13 AM (tf9Ne)

300

Last time I made a mistake like that was Michelle's senior thesis from Princeton. That aged me a couple of years on the spot.


 

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 02:08 PM (Kn3ys)

 

 

Me too. A close reading of that drivel could cause irreversible brain damage.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 10:13 AM (QA6Vm)

301 And that cop really is fucked. The timing is like, Cop sees dog, cop shoots dog. Totally fucked. Bastard needs to go work in something he's qualified for, like killing puppies at the pound.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 10:13 AM (NVu2l)

302 Shar-pie.

Posted by: CiceroKid at April 18, 2012 10:13 AM (JaDq0)

303 131 Kittehs everywhere rejoice. Posted by: sTevo at April 18, 2012 01:43 PM (T6Oj5) --------- And Monkeys! (see Bing.com) We need a MonkeyDay, and maybe even a GirafferDay.

Posted by: Obama Merchandise at April 18, 2012 10:14 AM (HOOye)

304 284 Of all the things to criticize or even mock President Obama for, this is what gets gleeful attention? Maybe its just because I'm not a dog owner.Posted by: Christopher Taylor

Let me get this straight: Romney's dog in a carrier on top of a car is fair game, just part of the hardball politics we should expect as republicans? Right?

But replying to that attack with something funny, biting, and effective is juvenile?

Your concern is noted.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2012 02:09 PM (Ck8hC)


--The content of the ad is substance for the mushy middle.  They get no jollies from the silly stuff.  The doggeh blasts are red meat for us die-hards --or are dogs white meat?

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 10:14 AM (ykSKg)

305 Your concern is noted.

I'm starting to think Chris ate a dog too.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2012 10:14 AM (KXm42)

306 What wine goes with schnauser?

Posted by: BHO at April 18, 2012 10:14 AM (MMC8r)

307 In the two week-long survival training I had 40 years ago we were allowed to bring:

The clothes on your back
A knife
A blanket
A spool of wire
Strike-anywhere matches
A canteen
Water purification tablets.

Anything I could catch I would eat.  No dog got caught, but snake, rabbit, frogs, bugs, and various plants were on the menu.  Saw a deer but couldn't catch the bastard.  Belt and bootlaces became parts of the traps I built.

There was a burger joint on the way back I remember vividly.

Posted by: minutemen for Mitt (formerly trainer) until the JEF is gone at April 18, 2012 10:14 AM (Rojyk)

308 298 but also in a way that can actually changeminds, or further convince someone who is wavering. Most importantly, it rips away the "coolness" factor, always so important to hipsters and other insecure types, and makes them defensive about supporting Obama, for fear of being laughed at. Don't underestimate that aspect - it's the key to Obama's support. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 02:12 PM (QA6Vm) it is also irresistibly low hanging fruit in the comedic sense. how hard will it be for the late night shows to not take a few bites at this?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:14 AM (Z9EHQ)

309 292 Obama's scheduled to come through my neck of the woods next Tuesday. Anyone wanna dare me to throw dog biscuits at him?

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:10 PM (GQ8sn)


--I double-dog dare you!

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 10:14 AM (ykSKg)

310 Bastard needs to go work in something he's qualified for, like killing puppies at the pound.

Dibs!

Posted by: BHO at April 18, 2012 10:15 AM (MMC8r)

311 "Have you stuffed and roasted Bo yet, Daddy?"

Posted by: Maleeea Obama at April 18, 2012 10:15 AM (4df7R)

312 132 OT - but funny, Harry Rieds latest gem: "And when talking about seniors, seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world," Reid continued. "Elderly Americans, more than anyone in America, rely on the United States Postal Service, but unless we act quickly, thousands of post offices ... will close. I've said this earlier today; I repeat it." Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 01:44 PM (UpwlP) --------------- This sounds dumb to us, but my mother was livid just to hear they might take Saturday out of the postal delivery schedule. I told her she wouldn't even notice, but some (older) people resist change.

Posted by: Obama Merchandise at April 18, 2012 10:15 AM (HOOye)

313 I dunno. I reckon the way that the Dems can spin this is, "See, that's proof he's *not* a Muslim--they don't like dogs." I denounce myself, etc., etc.

Posted by: jakeman at April 18, 2012 10:15 AM (96M6e)

314 Bo the Dog stars in "Won Ton Ton".

Posted by: CiceroKid at April 18, 2012 10:16 AM (JaDq0)

315 No wants to DOUBLE DOG DARE ME?

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 10:16 AM (GQ8sn)

316 I guess my thoughts that he was not qualified to be elected dog catcher were right all along, for the wrong reasons.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:16 AM (Z9EHQ)

317 What wine goes with schnauser? Posted by: BHO at April 18, 2012 02:14 PM (MMC8r) Sharpeidonnay

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 10:16 AM (H7Nnh)

318 one

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 10:16 AM (GQ8sn)

319 Hmm, I wonder if my youngest still fits in the Clifford costume we've had for years...

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 10:16 AM (XdlcF)

320 I expect Mitt to get way tougher.  An article I read back in 2008 said don't be taken in by his demeanor.  The article said he has a mean streak in him.  Good, he will need it.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 18, 2012 10:16 AM (l/N7H)

321 Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 02:08 PM (Kn3ys) Me too. A close reading of that drivel could cause irreversible brain damage. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 02:13 PM (QA6Vm) ******************** One thing we have going for us is-- Clement. He has a style of writing that cuts through the b.s.

Posted by: tasker at April 18, 2012 10:16 AM (r2PLg)

322 --I double-dog dare you!

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 02:14 PM (ykSKg)



HAHAHA!!!  I was too quick.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 10:16 AM (GQ8sn)

323

>>No wants to DOUBLE DOG DARE ME?

I guess I have to.

Posted by: Toto at April 18, 2012 10:17 AM (XdlcF)

324 #occupy doghouse

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 10:17 AM (nyMpc)

325
{{{Ted Nugent}}}

Posted by: Obama's Distraction Generator at April 18, 2012 10:17 AM (G/zuv)

326 <Bites logprof on ankle>

Posted by: Toto at April 18, 2012 10:17 AM (XdlcF)

327 Now we know why Bo got such a lavish birthday party --he was being fattened up.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 10:17 AM (ykSKg)

328 Triple dog dare?

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 10:18 AM (GQ8sn)

329 Leaked Camp David Menu! Breakfast; Scottie Scones, Husky Hash Lunch: BLT (Boxer, Lab, Terrier) Wrap, Oodles O' Poodles soup. Dinner: Pekingnese Duck, Jellied Pug Dessert; Molten Collie Cake

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 10:18 AM (hiMsy)

330

Is it racist if Obama eats a coonhound?


What if he eats it with     collard greens?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 18, 2012 10:18 AM (4df7R)

331 And that cop really is fucked. The timing is like, Cop sees dog, cop shoots dog. Totally fucked. Bastard needs to go work in something he's qualified for, like killing puppies at the pound.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 02:13 PM (NVu2l)

He's hired.


Posted by: White House Chief of Kitchens at April 18, 2012 10:18 AM (6LvlL)

332 What wine goes with schnauser? Posted by: BHO

Labranet Sauvignon. ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 18, 2012 10:18 AM (Ck8hC)

333 What wine goes with schnauser?

Always a light red for the small breeds. Or so I'm told. By those with experience in these things.

Posted by: SCOAMF's Chef at April 18, 2012 10:18 AM (joSBv)

334

I dunno. I reckon the way that the Dems can spin this is, "See, that's proof he's *not* a Muslim--they don't like dogs."
------

Moslems also don't have sex with any animal they can reach. They don't employ dancing boys, they "protect" non moslems. Etc... ad nauseum.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 10:18 AM (UpwlP)

335 Lassie: WOOF!! random adult: What's that, Lassie? Timmy tried to roast you over an open pit?

Posted by: Bill H at April 18, 2012 10:19 AM (3sZO1)

336
Nood thrad

*monkey free

Posted by: Obama's Distraction Generator at April 18, 2012 10:19 AM (G/zuv)

337 Go Greyhound...and leave the frying to us.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 10:19 AM (XdlcF)

338 My friends don't think this is a big deal. Romney torturing his poor puppy is, though. Even Rush Lindbaugh thinks so!

Posted by: who does not enjoy telling the truth at April 18, 2012 10:19 AM (ggRof)

339
I dunno. I reckon the way that the Dems can spin this is, "See, that's proof he's *not* a Muslim--they don't like dogs."

Of course, Indonesia is a Muslim country.

Posted by: BHO at April 18, 2012 10:20 AM (MMC8r)

340 313 I remember meeting a guy who'd served in the Irish army. He said they had to make it from coast to coast (or something) without being detected, and he'd basically resigned himself to eating house pets because there wasn't much wild game. Of course, this was in Vegas after a lot of beers, so it's quite possible he was full of it.

Posted by: jakeman at April 18, 2012 10:20 AM (96M6e)

341 "292 Obama's scheduled to come through my neck of the woods next Tuesday. Anyone wanna dare me to throw dog biscuits at him?" Probably have a SS problem in practice, but dog biscuits might be a good symbol to use elsewhere.

Posted by: backhoe at April 18, 2012 10:20 AM (QROim)

342 149 Reasons Dog is better than Turkey for Thanksgiving: #73 - Four drumsticks. Posted by: BHO at April 18, 2012 01:47 PM (MMC8r) ---------- ahahaha

Posted by: Obama Merchandise at April 18, 2012 10:21 AM (HOOye)

343 Most importantly, it rips away the "coolness" factor, always so important to hipsters and other insecure types, and makes them defensive about supporting Obama, for fear of being laughed at. Don't underestimate that aspect - it's the key to Obama's support.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 02:12 PM (QA6Vm)


I cannot wait until one of my liberal "friends" complains about this, and I get to point out that the president actually narrated the passage himself in his bestseller Recipes From My Father.

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 18, 2012 10:21 AM (Qxe/p)

344 Moslems also don't have sex with any animal they can reach.
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Isn't there a rule in the koran about compensating someone after sodomizing their livestock?

Posted by: Methos has been reading too much Ann Barnhardt at April 18, 2012 10:21 AM (6LvlL)

345 @345: And the very next line of Dreams From Bill Ayers says that Lolo was from an animist-fusion Muslim sect that believed in reincarnation.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2012 10:21 AM (tqwMN)

346 The dogs must fight back!

Posted by: Deuce at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (E55AK)

347

I dunno. I reckon the way that the Dems can spin this is, "See, that's proof he's *not* a Muslim--they don't like dogs."
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And another thing. Let them run with that while I queue up the photocopy of his grade school registration card in Indonesia.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (UpwlP)

348 This explains why Obama kept returning to the deli counter instead of the pet food isle when shopping for dog treats.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (SY2Kh)

349 Leaked Camp David Menu!

Breakfast; Scottie Scones, Husky Hash

Lunch: BLT (Boxer, Lab, Terrier) Wrap, Oodles O' Poodles soup.

Dinner: Pekingnese Duck, Jellied Pug

Dessert; Molten Collie Cake


Thank you! I have to get to work on the G8 meeting food and those Europeans are fussy. Can't get anything out of the boss since he's curled up on the floor, whimpering.

Posted by: SCOAMF's Camp David Chef at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (joSBv)

350 Wouldn't it be funny if,in order to get away from the dog eating,Obama just admits that Ayers wrote the book?

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 10:23 AM (7W3wI)

351 so has the mfm had to address this yet?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

352 I knew there was something about that asshole I didn't like.  I can forgive his incompetence, cockiness, Marxism, coldness, functionally illiteracy, tone-deafness, fucking retardedness, but this dog-eating is the last straw!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2012 10:24 AM (RtpCp)

353 i can't wait to hear Conan's Triumph The Insult Comedy Dog weigh in on this.

Posted by: dog on dog at April 18, 2012 10:24 AM (HOOye)

354 Of all the things to criticize or even mock President Obama for, this is what gets gleeful attention?

You seem to be laboring under the idiotic impression that this is the only thing we ever have or will criticize or mock Obama about.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 18, 2012 10:24 AM (rND5e)

355 puppychopsh and appleshauce
Posted by: Greg Obama Brady at April 18, 2012 02:09 PM (G/zuv)

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In the nitpick category, we find this should read Peter Obama Brady.  (I know Brady trivia....and it is, indeed, sad.)

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2012 10:25 AM (tfw18)

356 Kudos to whoever did the photoshop. ....Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at April 18, 2012 10:25 AM (+5U+B)

357 357 so has the mfm had to address this yet?
The Drudge Report linked ABC: http://tinyurl.com/7ws5bng
So, yes.

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 18, 2012 10:25 AM (Qxe/p)

358 Just in case more evidence were needed that polls from DailyKos pollster PPP are a joke (unless it is their final poll before an election): Gallup and Rasmussen trackers both have Romney +4, meanwhile PPP tracker debuts today with Obama +6. 

Posted by: Jon at April 18, 2012 10:26 AM (QBSkP)

359 Why do I get the feeling Red Eye will be hilarious tonight?

Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 10:26 AM (UpwlP)

360 Whippet. Good.

Posted by: DEVO at April 18, 2012 10:26 AM (qwK3S)

361 207 (if it hasn't already been said a dozen times...) SHIHTZU JUST GOT REAL We Have A Winner!!!

Posted by: Brian at April 18, 2012 10:26 AM (UnMRd)

362 Holy crap, that photoshop is hysterical! 

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (tfw18)

363 @365: Good point.  *sets DVR*

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (tqwMN)

364 363 357 so has the mfm had to address this yet? The Drudge Report linked ABC: http://tinyurl.com/7ws5bng So, yes. Posted by: jwb7605 at April 18, 2012 02:25 PM (Qxe/p) I love the comments on the page. I think it is more middle of the road readership as opposed to our right wing / leg, political junkies here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:29 AM (Z9EHQ)

365 Why can't I just eat my Westie?

Posted by: President Obama at April 18, 2012 10:30 AM (qwK3S)

366

359
i can't wait to hear Conan's Triumph The Insult Comedy Dog weigh in on this.

 

Has he weighed in on the 'dog on the roof' thing with Romney? I haven't had time to read the threads this morning....and don't follow Conan much at all.

Posted by: wheatie at April 18, 2012 10:30 AM (+5U+B)

367 When BO was asked how Dick Downgrade and Reggie made love, BO answered; "Ruff!"

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 18, 2012 10:31 AM (WUWb9)

368 Hard to believe the man who supported leaving babies on shelves to die would try to paint his opponent as mean to dogs, and that for some peopleit would work.

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 10:31 AM (MMC8r)

369 366Whippet. Good.

 

Posted by: DEVO

 

Harrr! good one.

Posted by: wheatie at April 18, 2012 10:32 AM (+5U+B)

370 page 36 NYTimes public notice ccurrence. DHS confiscated the  The Humane Society in Washington D.C  in January of 2009. The confiscated items were not note worthy.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:32 AM (TomZ9)

371 From Romney's anti-Obama website, Obamaisntworking.com.

Here's to hoping for the end of ObamaDoesn'tCare.

Posted by: Bob Novak at April 18, 2012 10:33 AM (e8kgV)

372 101 Dalmatians Bistro

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 18, 2012 10:33 AM (AWmfW)

373 Wow, never attack Ann Romney.  Willard really must have been pissed about that.  But you would never know it by looking at him.  Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Anyone besides me thinking that as the polls continue to show Obama behind, guys like Leno will become bolder?  Networks are all about following the trends.  When they see where this is going, you can bet they will follow the crowd.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 10:33 AM (O3R/2)

374 If you'd had to eat the pussy I have, you'd prefer puppy, too.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 18, 2012 10:35 AM (XXy2R)

375 Noooooooooo!!!!!111!!!!111111

Posted by: Rusty the dog at April 18, 2012 10:38 AM (eavT+)

376

How is that ad "hard on Obama"?  Mother Therasa would run that ad.

It proves nothing about Romney, who will never ever point out that obama is a communist, a racist, and a criminal.

They will twist the economy around like a pretzel.  By November the world will think the US is leading a new Renaissance and obama is Leonardo Da Vinci.

If Romney doesn't go after the criminal about his ideology, he won't get within 15% of the marxist.

But he won't.  McCain didn't.  Romney thinks he can be even nicer on the criminal because now he has "a record".

Good luck with that.

Posted by: proreason at April 18, 2012 10:40 AM (gbQEv)

377 http://preview.tinyurl.com/624c5ke

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 18, 2012 10:42 AM (bRdb3)

378 Maybe I'm just a grim, humorless scold, but I think this "Obama eats dogs" line is just infantile, its like 7th graders having an argument over Pokemon characters. Of all the things to criticize or even mock President Obama for, this is what gets gleeful attention? Maybe its just because I'm not a dog owner.
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I think it's a good line of attack for a couple of reasons.  One, it's revolting.  It underscores how unAmerican Obama really is.  It's a subtle reminder this guy was not raised in America and does not share our culture. 

Two, it points out the hypocrisy of him making Romney's dog an issue.  Obama is the most hypocritical, lying weasel I've ever seen.  Unfortunately many in the squishy middle only know what they learn from the MFM.  By pointing out the hypocracy over and over every chance we have, hopefully O's true nature will break through to those who still don't see it.  A sensational example like eating a dog draws attention, so it's a good for our side to capitalize on it.

Posted by: Mayday at April 18, 2012 10:42 AM (orrLR)

379 “And when talking about seniors, seniors love getting junk mail. It’s sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they’re part of the real world,” Reid continued.

Posted by: Bob Novak at April 18, 2012 10:48 AM (e8kgV)

380 #384 When you have Gail Collins at the New York Times mentioning Romney's dog in every single column, anything is fair game for our side.  The liberals wanted this to be a front line campaign issue, to make Romney a laughingstock.  Now that shoe is on the other paw.  NOTHING will drive the Obama campaign and its pals in the media battier than making Obama a laughingstock.  It may not get Romney a single vote that he wouldn't have gotten otherwise, but if it shows up the media and its cozy relationship with this White House, that's a net plus for us.

Posted by: rockmom at April 18, 2012 10:55 AM (NYnoe)

381 Rush on Fluke: legitimate campaign issue
$1M Obama donor Maher on conservative women: trivial

Romney's Mormon beliefs: legitimate campaign issue
Obama attends racist church for 20+ years:trivial

Rosen attacks Ann Romney: legitimate campaign issue
Any attacks on Michelle O salary boost after Barack delivers on political favors for her hospital: out of bounds

Romney ties to Bain and other corporations: legitimate campaign issues
Obama association with Bill Ayres and other Chicago socialists and radicals: distraction

Romney dog on roof: legitimate campaign issue
Obama eats dog: trivial

Anyone see a pattern here?

Posted by: ms. docweasel at April 18, 2012 11:22 AM (oTC8Y)

382

The word is cynophagia, not canisphagia.  Canisphagia is Latin-Greek, cynophagia is Greek-Greek. 

Posted by: arminius at April 18, 2012 11:49 AM (cDnhR)

383 I don't sthee why everybody isth making sthuch a big deal about the doog.

Posted by: Grasshoppers against Obama (GAO) at April 18, 2012 12:09 PM (TLSOV)

384 "Let me get this straight: Romney's dog in a carrier on top of a car is fair game, just part of the hardball politics we should expect as republicans? Right? But replying to that attack with something funny, biting, and effective is juvenile?"
No, they're both juvenile distractions from real issues. They're both stupid.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2012 12:20 PM (r4wIV)

385 #390  Hello!  Some voters don't pay attention to the real issues.  These are the people that voted for Obama because he was "cool." 

Well,  he doesn't look so cool now,  does he?  

It's a legitimate campaign tactic.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 18, 2012 01:00 PM (GoIUi)

386 Anyone see a pattern here?
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Great list, the exact type of hypocrisies I was referring to.



No, they're both juvenile distractions from real issues. They're both stupid.
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True, and if voters, especially undecided independents, decided who to vote for only based on  real issues, there'd be no need to respond.  But we have to fight fire with fire especially when we have the advantage which we do here.  Can't afford to ignore the other side even when their attacks are stupid.

Posted by: Mayday at April 18, 2012 01:06 PM (orrLR)

387 shi-tsushi

lhasa-apsashimi


Posted by: Chef Benihana at April 18, 2012 02:08 PM (SV4OI)

388 All Newt and Santorum have done for the last 3 months is whine like little girls about how totally unfair it was because Romney was a big meanie and stuff.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 01:21 PM (SY2Kh)


Stuff it, Hollowpoint.  You quite obviously do not live in a state whose residents were deluged with nasty campaign literature from Romney and his PACs (and if you think there's a distinction there I have some oceanfront property in Arizona you might be interested in) during the weeks before their primaries/caucuses.  Romney tore his opponents apart like a rabid dog yet barely mentioned Obama for months.  

You'll have to forgive us for believing what we saw instead of all your happy-talk.  Some of us just have a hard time getting past our own lying eyes.

Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2012 04:38 PM (gre5a)

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