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July 27, 2012

It Worked?
— andy

The RNC's new ad ripping Obama's claim that "our plan" worked appears below the fold.

The MFM is in full-on defense to try and keep this latest case of foot-in-mouth disease from blowing up like "the private sector is doing just fine" and "you didn't build that" by claiming ... wait for it ... that he was taken out of context.

See, "our" refers to the Obama/Clinton plan. Whatever that is.

Now it's true that Clinton raised marginal tax rates during his term just like Obama wants to do (at least on the eeevilll rich), but Clinton's spending impulses were also held in check by the GOP House takeover in 1994. And the shrinking of the budget deficit towards the end of his presidency benefited enormously from the one-time impact of the dot-com bubble.

Now along comes Obama to claim that "our plan", meaning Clinton's success and his abysmal failure to date, somehow average out to an overall net positive. If I were Bill Clinton, I'd be asking Obama, "what do you mean we"?

Unfortunately for Obama, voters aren't going to Clinton-era polling places with full employment and an economy riding a wave of irrational exuberance.

They're going to the polls to cast a referendum on his 40+ months of 8+% unemployment, anemic GDP growth, trillion+ dollar deficits, 30%+ increase in national debt and loss of our AAA credit rating.

But I wish him the best of luck.

In retirement, I mean.

Posted by: andy at 11:58 AM | Comments (366)
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1 I'm (not) amazed they always overlook the dot com thing. Oh, and, um, first, SCOAMF, and all that.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2012 12:00 PM (kqGWM)

2 What do you mean "we", kimosabe.

Posted by: elizabeth warren at July 27, 2012 12:00 PM (vDl/w)

3 I remember Clinton said....."Huh huh, I think I may have raised taxes too much".

Posted by: wheatie at July 27, 2012 12:01 PM (mtRB0)

4 What is this "we" shit you are chooming?

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at July 27, 2012 12:01 PM (xmipk)

5 Preznit Training Pants' plans worked exactly as he wanted them to. Make no mistake.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 27, 2012 12:01 PM (WDLUc)

6 is the same vid that was posted twice before?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 27, 2012 12:02 PM (RnfGE)

7 My shortcut? It worked. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Capt. Schettino at July 27, 2012 12:02 PM (QKKT0)

8 Mmm- that 'new thread' smell

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 27, 2012 12:03 PM (8sCoq)

9 Not surprising. He's Abe Lincoln, when he thinks it will help him, so now he's claiming to be Bill Clinton, even though he's practically the opposite, in every way, except for party affiliation.

Posted by: Optimizer at July 27, 2012 12:03 PM (As94z)

10 is the same vid that was posted twice before?

Ssshhhh. Clueless triple posting is supposed to be part of the culture around here.

Posted by: Cicero at July 27, 2012 12:03 PM (QKKT0)

11 It worked. And by "worked," we mean it didn't work.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (+H7H8)

12 You know what else worked? Cash for Clunkers.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (RnfGE)

13 I'd trade Clinton era taxes for Clinton era spending.

Posted by: ZZBMcFate at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (Hj9yW)

14 The Boys and girls are on it. I will give them credit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (9TTOe)

Something they are conveniently ignoring.....

Hillarycare failed.

And it was the Republican-led congress that forced Clinton into balancing the budget.....which is what 'worked' the most, towards helping the economy.

Posted by: wheatie at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (mtRB0)

16 God love 'em for bulleting this stuff right out the door. Clinton reference? Wow, they ARE getting desperate. Next, they'll be quoting Chavez's support for O.

Posted by: booya! at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (HOOye)

17 The homemade version of this ad was 100x better.

Posted by: lorien1973 at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (0tkqC)

18 Hang that prick with his own stupid words.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Cicero at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (QKKT0)

19 Next week is going to be the biggest shit show in a while . Benny boy can't print , and the NFP report is gonna suck huge balls .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (Gw2RW)

20 Does he mention Bill Clinton anywhere near that "And it worked?"

Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (GULKT)

Dotcom Bubble?

Old man walks out of the Dr. in shock. Friend says, "what's the matter?" Old man says, "I got AIDS at 70!" Friend says "that's nothing, I got Lucent at 80."

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (2d71t)

22 Nice ad, RNC, but you know... you didn't make that ad. Somebody else made that happen.

Posted by: Chairman Zero at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (UMwMT)

23 The only way he could save his sorry ass is to go to the nearest Chik-Fil-A (maybe the one Gabe's boycotting) and chow down on as many sandwiches and fries as he can.

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (GQ8sn)

24 Top C-F-A public relations person has died due to the stress that the fascist left has heaped upon him. Way to go you lefty fucks.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2012 12:04 PM (fWAjv)

25 Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: entropy at July 27, 2012 12:05 PM (TULs6)

26 Just when I think I have something smart to say. I post on a dead thread..

Posted by: Spypeach at July 27, 2012 12:05 PM (9V/02)

27 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_golf

The JEF tried his plan and made an air shot, or twelve.

Posted by: sTevo at July 27, 2012 12:05 PM (VMcEw)

28 P T Barnum would have loved to have lived in this day and age. Can you imagine how wealthy he would have become? Evidently almost half of our population is a complete moron (not the good kind) and will lap up anything you say as long as it fits in their paradigm. I would say I am shocked but I think I'm unable to be shocked anymore. I am starting to believe that neaderthals did not become extinct, they became democrats.

Posted by: Midaz at July 27, 2012 12:05 PM (xmipk)

29 Avenge me!!!

Posted by: Socks the Cat at July 27, 2012 12:05 PM (+H7H8)

If I were Bill Clinton, I'd be asking Obama, "what do you mean we"?

You know, it would not surprise me if Clinton socked Obama right in the mouth.

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 27, 2012 12:06 PM (VtjlW)

31 London 2012: NBC rules leave plenty of US Olympics fans with nothing to watch Network has tons of online coverage Â– but only for cable subscribers. What are you doing to get around the blackout? Here's what we know about watching the Olympics this year: 1. NBC has all the rights. 2. NBC has all the rights. 3. NBC has all the rights. In the lead-up to the opening day, NBC made a big splash advertising all the ways that Americans could watch the games: on TV with time zone adjusted broadcasts (meaning west coasters would have to wait until 7pm PT to watch the opening ceremonies, a full eight hours later) or via live stream from London on NBCOlympics.com. But now that the Games have started, many frustrated netizens have discovered that the live streaming service is available to cable-subscribers only. Translation: if you don't have cable, you can't watch the Olympics. Yup I was right , the opening ceremonies are on NOW. But I have cable and I can't fine them?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2012 12:06 PM (j1gX1)

32 Opening ceremony: http://goo.gl/mulNw

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 12:06 PM (R63QS)

33 I can't wait to see Bill Clinton's evil genius, back-handed, freudian-slip yin-yang, response; putting boy Obama back on his dunce stool.

Posted by: claws out clintons at July 27, 2012 12:06 PM (HOOye)

34 We enacted our plan to defeat the Indians camped at Little Bighorn, and it worked.

Posted by: George Armstrong Custer at July 27, 2012 12:06 PM (SY2Kh)

35 If I were Bill Clinton, I'd be asking Obama, "what do you mean 'we'"? You meant "who is this we, kemo sabe?" Or is that racist? Bill has high cheekbones, and is from Arkie. He just might be 1/32 something or other...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at July 27, 2012 12:07 PM (1hM1d)

36 Yer young and got yer health, what do ya want with a job ?

Posted by: Evelle Snoats at July 27, 2012 12:07 PM (2cfUo)

37 What's this "we" shit kemosabee?

Posted by: Tanto at July 27, 2012 12:07 PM (WBfjO)

38 Yup I was right , the opening ceremonies are on NOW. But I have cable and I can't fine them?

You want to watch that crap?

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2012 12:07 PM (GQ8sn)

39 12 You know what else worked? Cash for Clunkers. Posted by: Soothsayer at July 27, 2012 04:04 PM (RnfGE) --------- And, the GM "revival." Slipped behind Toyota, and the taxpayers still on the hook for $millions.

Posted by: claws out clintons at July 27, 2012 12:08 PM (HOOye)

40 Ah the smell of fresh new afternoon post.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2012 12:08 PM (YdQQY)

41 I had a plan to stop the Israeli bulldozer from demolishing a terrorists house, and it worked.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at July 27, 2012 12:09 PM (SY2Kh)

42 Uhhhh errrrr we uhhhhh just uhhhh take a look at uhhhh what we've errr accomplished.

GM is uhh roaring back!

Posted by: Barak "Not so magical negro" Obama at July 27, 2012 12:09 PM (xAtAj)

43 I love the Olympics on TV. It's a drug free cure for Insomnia.

Posted by: Naqamel at July 27, 2012 12:09 PM (UMwMT)

44 Since Morgan Freeman punted Obama a little while back couldn't Bubba try.

If I were Bill Clinton, I'd be asking Obama, "what do you mean we white boy "?

Posted by: DaveA at July 27, 2012 12:10 PM (DVJEd)

45 >> You meant "who is this we, kemo sabe?"

I knew you H8rs!!11! could hear the racist dog whistle.

Now who's up for lunch with the President? Anybody seen Bo?

Posted by: Jonathan Chait at July 27, 2012 12:10 PM (5Rurq)

46 1000 Year Reich? Worked.

Posted by: Eric Himmler--er, Holder at July 27, 2012 12:10 PM (2d71t)

47 Yup I was right , the opening ceremonies are on NOW. But I have cable and I can't fine them? You want to watch that crap? Posted by: EC at July 27, 2012 04:07 PM (GQ8sn) It's 4:00 PM EST here, not much else on at the moment. And yeah I'd watch it live. At 7:30 PM I will be watching Baseball so fuck NBC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2012 12:10 PM (j1gX1)

48 Yup I was right , the opening ceremonies are on NOW. But I have cable and I can't fine them? Posted by: Nevergiveup

Bunch a' illegal sites are casting it on the net... just sayin'

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 27, 2012 12:10 PM (seqsm)

49 Oh, I think the deaf drum lady is playing. She's good.

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 12:10 PM (R63QS)

50 Jonestown? Totally taken out of context.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2012 12:10 PM (bBIOo)

51 Reporter: My question is, is [President Obama] running on the Clinton economy or the Obama economy?

Carney: He is running on his record.

Posted by: Malibu's Most Wanted at July 27, 2012 12:10 PM (e8kgV)

52 41 Bulldozer you say ... ??? Go on ...

Posted by: Honey Badger, drinker of mead at July 27, 2012 12:11 PM (GvYeG)

53 Our plan to make Current TV a ratings juggernaut? It worked.

Posted by: Keith Olberman at July 27, 2012 12:11 PM (SY2Kh)

54 Reminds me of a joke. Lone Ranger and Tonto were out riding when the Lone Ranger has to relieve himself. Hops off his horse, whips it out and gets bit on his dick. He then sends Tonto to town to ask the Doc what to do. Doc says make an incision above the bite and suck the poison out. Tonto returns and says, "the doc says you are going to die kemosabe."

Posted by: Midaz at July 27, 2012 12:11 PM (xmipk)

I think Barak is so handsome and wonderful, it is worth seeing millions of people losing their jobs and homes! A smalll price to play for me to feel good about myself.

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2012 12:11 PM (TomZ9)

56 In American baseball I understand umpires legally blind too.

Posted by: south korean archer at July 27, 2012 12:11 PM (vDl/w)

57 OT, but I just got a phone scam call on the home phone advising me that there was a problem with my windows computer. After playing with him for a while about wanting to "press 1 for English," he says that "'they' have been receiving error messages from my computer for some time now."

When I asked him what my IP address was, he promptly hung up on me. Obvious scam, but I don't know whether the end game is phishing, CC fraud, or getting me to buy some crapware.

I have to laugh at these lame attempts, then cry when realizing that people do get suckered.

Posted by: flounder at July 27, 2012 12:11 PM (Kkt/i)

You want to watch that crap?

Well, they no longer show test patterns on TV.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2012 12:12 PM (bBIOo)

59 Way to go you lefty fucks. Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2012 04:04 PM (fWAjv) Which reminds me: CNN President Jim Walton resigns...

Posted by: down the drain at July 27, 2012 12:12 PM (HOOye)

60 I'll save you President Lone Ranger!!!

Posted by: chrissie matthews at July 27, 2012 12:12 PM (vDl/w)

61 Now who's up for ~~lunch~~ a long, hot, soapy shower with the President? Posted by: Jonathan Chait at July 27, 2012 04:10 PM (5Rurq)

FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 27, 2012 12:12 PM (sbV1u)

62 2 kimosabe. Posted by: elizabeth warren at July 27, 2012 04:00 PM (vDl/w) My father pronounces this word "kuh-MO-shabee.". Of course this is the same man who pronounces the name Penelope as, "penna-LO-pay." God I love my pops.

Posted by: DangerGirl at July 27, 2012 12:13 PM (DHBCd)

63 And yes, this is the weirdest opening show evah!

Peasants with drums marching around in a faux English village.

DERP?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 27, 2012 12:13 PM (seqsm)

64 Welfare reform. Gotta wonder if Bubba's happy about "their" recent work requirement modifications.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2012 12:13 PM (kqGWM)

65 The MFM is in full-on defense to try and keep this latest case of foot-in-mouth disease from blowing up like "the private sector is doing just fine" and "you didn't build that" by claiming ... wait for it ... that he was taken out of context.

Obama will not allow therm to relegate it to obscurity so they have to do something, even if it is an outrageous lie.

And they have relegated the "our plan worked" to the news dust bin. The thing is "their real plan is working". They are full on to conversion of the US to communism. They are halfway home to nationalizing healthcare. They have nationalized 2/3 of the auto industry and they are still working on nationalizing the energy sector through use of the AGW fraud.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2012 12:13 PM (YdQQY)

66 I know it will shock the DC dicks, but we bitter clinger can read AND hear the fucking English language.

Talk about swiftquoting.

The Post conveniently leaves out Barry's line about hard work and being so smart.

The rats are drowning in their own water.

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 27, 2012 12:13 PM (3ZjAP)

67 LINK TO LIVE STREAMING OF THE OC: http://goo.gl/mulNw

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 12:13 PM (R63QS)

i am so ideologically commited to Barak, i could care less about homeless folks !

what's breaking a few million eggs to get what i want?!

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2012 12:13 PM (TomZ9)

69 49 Speaking of drummers ... whatever happened to the occupy drummers union? Uptwinkles????

Posted by: Honey Badger, drinker of mead at July 27, 2012 12:14 PM (GvYeG)

70 24 The only way he could save his sorry ass is to go to the nearest Chik-Fil-A (maybe the one Gabe's boycotting) and chow down on as many sandwiches and fries as he can. Posted by: EC at July 27, 2012 04:04 PM (GQ8sn) He'd be munching on an @$$burger if Michelle had anything to say about that.

Posted by: Moochelle Wears the Pants, and no sleeves at July 27, 2012 12:14 PM (HOOye)

71 His plan IS working. The country is pretty much totally fucked plumb to Hell.

Posted by: maddogg at July 27, 2012 12:14 PM (OlN4e)

72 My plan worked, too.

Posted by: Reverend Jim Jones at July 27, 2012 12:14 PM (BVkEs)

73 ObamasPlanIsWorking.commie

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2012 12:14 PM (FcR7P)

74 Hanging out with the grizzlies? Totally worked.

Posted by: Tim Treadwell at July 27, 2012 12:14 PM (xmipk)

75 And Bush had to fuck it up and start a recession before he even got elected by collapsing all those valuable companies that never earned a dime! Damn that Bush!

Posted by: nickless at July 27, 2012 12:14 PM (MMC8r)

76 Of course this is the same man who pronounces the name Penelope as, "penna-LO-pay."
I believe that's the Iroquois dialect pronunciation.

Posted by: elizabeth warren at July 27, 2012 12:15 PM (vDl/w)

77 The drums are very good. Patriotic songs are very good. Recital of King Lear very good.

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 12:15 PM (R63QS)

78
Yup I was right , the opening ceremonies are on NOW. But I have cable and I can't fine them?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2012 04:06 PM (j1gX1)

This makes no sense. I have a tab opened with the link Redd provided in the last thread but I do not understand why this isn't on TV.....somewhere!

Posted by: Tami at July 27, 2012 12:15 PM (X6akg)

79 It's gonna be fun watching the MFM have a collective nervous breakdown covering the scoamf's scrawny, useless ass.

Posted by: Northern lurker at July 27, 2012 12:15 PM (IDUQI)

80 Peasants with drums marching around in a faux English village.

And how'd they get that, eh? By exploiting the drummers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

Posted by: Dennis at July 27, 2012 12:15 PM (QKKT0)

81 I suppose it's possible Barack is going to try to hang his failure around Clinton for the very same reason Clinton is trying to undermine Barack. They don't like each other, and they're fighting for their place in history books, not the here and now.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2012 12:15 PM (TOk1P)

who needs jobs when we have our loving parents homes to move into?

if that doesn't work we can always live in our volt!

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2012 12:15 PM (TomZ9)

83 Okay, but the overall PC bullshit is a yawner.

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 12:15 PM (R63QS)

84 are they doing the occupation of India recital, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 27, 2012 12:16 PM (RnfGE)

85 OT, but I just got a phone scam call on the home phone advising me that there was a problem with my windows computer. After playing with him for a while about wanting to "press 1 for English," he says that "'they' have been receiving error messages from my computer for some time now."

Should've asked him if he could see your junk on your webcam right NOW!

"Can you see it?!?! I'm touching it right now! Here, let me put it right up to the camera."

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2012 12:16 PM (GQ8sn)

86 He said "it worked" and that is clearly black dialect, so it scared me.

Posted by: Golan Globus at July 27, 2012 12:16 PM (7vSU0)

87 And how'd they get that, eh? By exploiting the drummers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. Posted by: Dennis at July 27, 2012 04:15 PM (QKKT0) Didn't the Red Coats have drummers? Weren't they the first to die?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 27, 2012 12:17 PM (9TTOe)

88 are they doing the occupation of India recital, yet?

That's right after Prince Charles takes a dump on the Stone of Scone.

Posted by: Cicero at July 27, 2012 12:17 PM (QKKT0)

89 but per GM

CFA didn't merely "support[] my parent's marriage," they gave money to a group that wants to imprison me for having sex, prohibit me from adopting children, and nullify existing lawful gay marriages.

so total boycott WIN !

Posted by: reality check at July 27, 2012 12:17 PM (zsgo8)

90 Not liveblogging the Olympics? I'm watching it now, in HD, and it's hallucinatorily bad. We've just seen the grimy oppressed workers raising the evil smokestacks of the Industrial Revolution, followed by the Suffragettes. I think they should have gotten Disney to do the scrappy little chimneysweeps.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 27, 2012 12:17 PM (KOHFD)

91 Yup I was right , the opening ceremonies are on NOW. But I have cable and I can't find them? Olympic action interrupts our commercials, so we try to keep it to a minimum.

Posted by: NBC at July 27, 2012 12:17 PM (FcR7P)

92 Shouldn't the RNC mute JEFs assertions a little. I get using his own words against him but his yelling is all he's got, why repeat it free.

Posted by: DaveA at July 27, 2012 12:18 PM (DVJEd)

93 NBC's totally awesome "fake live" coverage is awesome.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2012 12:18 PM (kqGWM)

prohibit me from adopting children

Preach it, brother!

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at July 27, 2012 12:18 PM (bBIOo)

95 Chick-Fil-A works!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 27, 2012 12:18 PM (ndlFj)

96 What John Wayne said!

Posted by: Michael Jackson at July 27, 2012 12:19 PM (bBIOo)

97 I like the Olympics. I like supporting our kids. NBC fucks it up to the point of being unwatchable. Pricks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 27, 2012 12:19 PM (9TTOe)

98 Will they show the Nottinghill riots? Last years' riots?

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 12:19 PM (R63QS)

99 You'd think after all these times being "taken out of context", the people who write his speeches would give them one last go-over to see if any of the words could be taken out of context and then remove those words.

They really need some process improvement consultants over there.

Of course, the real problem is that no one can express what this guy seems to believe without sounding like a dipshit.

Posted by: BS Inc. at July 27, 2012 12:19 PM (P2Ufm)

100 Have they gotten to the Part where the drummers surround a bunch of Black Plague (racist!!) victims while singing Ring Around the Rosey?

Posted by: DangerGirl at July 27, 2012 12:20 PM (t0hSy)

101 >> And Bush had to fuck it up and start a recession before he even got elected by collapsing all those valuable companies that never earned a dime! Damn that Bush!

Remember how he went on and on about the mess he inherited from Clinton? Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Andy at July 27, 2012 12:20 PM (5Rurq)

102 Plotting my escape from the Phantom Zone with Jax-Ur after the destruction of Wegthor? Worked.

Posted by: General Zod at July 27, 2012 12:20 PM (2+bRt)

103 I hope he fails...... In retirement, I mean.

Posted by: izoneguy at July 27, 2012 12:20 PM (hbRed)

104 They should have included jousting, beheading, heads on sticks and longbow vs. crossow.

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 12:20 PM (R63QS)

105 Watching Olympic Opening Ceremony on-line. www.stream2watch.me/live-tv/bbc-1-live-stream Using stream 5. Of course, NBC doesn't want you to see this because is is not surrounded by its advertisers.

Posted by: USA at July 27, 2012 12:20 PM (6Cjut)

106 Thanks Redd for the link. The opening is awful. You saved me pissing away time tonight watching the History of the World by Karl Marx presented by your socialist loving England.

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 27, 2012 12:21 PM (3ZjAP)

107 Hmmm... Is Barack trying to say that the Clinton plan that worked included welfare reform that Barack just gutted?

Posted by: @huffpeter at July 27, 2012 12:21 PM (NHNJt)

108

"It worked."

Well, Chik-Fil-A seems to be doing just fine, so there's that...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2012 12:21 PM (v+QvA)

109 WE ARE ALL ABE LINCOLN.

Posted by: Honest Abe at July 27, 2012 12:22 PM (R63QS)

110 Will the opening ceremonies have any longbows in it?

If not, then fuck them!

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2012 12:22 PM (GQ8sn)

111 Should've asked him if he could see your junk on your webcam right NOW!

"Can you see it?!?! I'm touching it right now! Here, let me put it right up to the camera."

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2012 04:16 PM (GQ8sn)

I'll remember that for next time.

Posted by: flounder at July 27, 2012 12:22 PM (Kkt/i)

112 WTF my hash changes every time I post? 3G network mofos!

Posted by: DangerGirl at July 27, 2012 12:22 PM (t0hSy)

113 98 I like the Olympics. I like supporting our kids. NBC fucks it up to the point of being unwatchable. Pricks. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 27, 2012 04:19 PM

Wait till Bob Costas gets on his soapbox, or Chris Collinsdouche smirks and condescends to an American athlete for having patriotic feelings

NBC = No Barack Criticism

Posted by: kbdabear at July 27, 2012 12:22 PM (Y7XKa)

114

59 CNN President Jim Walton resigns...

Must have got tired of all the queers hanging out in the men's room.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2012 12:22 PM (wAQA5)

115 When they said "It worked" , they were talking about Clinton's cigar.

Posted by: Roy at July 27, 2012 12:22 PM (VndSC)

116 109 Hmmm... Is Barack trying to say that the Clinton plan that worked included welfare reform that Barack just gutted? Posted by: @huffpeter at July 27, 2012 04:21 PM (NHNJt) Before it's over Bubba is gonna fuck him like a two dollar whore.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 27, 2012 12:23 PM (9TTOe)

117 Outta context? Milky Glutes wants all you wingnuts to know that your "build that" commentary is nothing but "obvious and crude distortion." Obvious. Crude. And racist, of course.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2012 12:23 PM (kqGWM)

118 >>>Thanks Redd for the link. The opening is awful. You saved me pissing away time tonight watching the History of the World by Karl Marx presented by your socialist loving England. Oh, come on! The kids singing O Jerusalem was worth it. And the deaf witch drum lady, too.

Posted by: Honest Abe at July 27, 2012 12:23 PM (R63QS)

119 I have heard the whole speech. No blathering about context can hide what he said. He literally gave the finger to every American that ever owned a business or ran a department.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 27, 2012 12:23 PM (GfHSl)

120 Obvious. Crude. And racist, of course.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2012 04:23 PM (kqGWM)

And homophobic, since it disagrees with Excitable Andi.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2012 12:24 PM (v+QvA)

121 clinton would use the n-word, i'm convinced, talking to o. and he'd ask him "what do you mean 'we', you got a turd in your pocket?"

Posted by: morgan at July 27, 2012 12:24 PM (yf2gf)

122 Have they gotten to the "Bring out your dead" skit yet ? That would be the only way to get me to watch that crap.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at July 27, 2012 12:24 PM (Vk2CC)

123 NBC doesnj't program the Olympics to actually focus on the sporting competition. They program the Olympics to focus on the "human story" of the athletes. In other words, it is just like their news coverage.........skip the facts, focus on the feelings. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life

I hate that crap. Always a damn sob story. People overcome shit every day. Start the damn race.

Posted by: Dang at July 27, 2012 12:24 PM (Ky1+e)

124 Manly, yes, but I like to screw... up.

Posted by: boycott o'fail at July 27, 2012 12:24 PM (vDl/w)

125 #bi-working

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at July 27, 2012 12:24 PM (+H7H8)

126 That ad is racist. The guy talking sounds black.

Posted by: Cricket at July 27, 2012 12:24 PM (DrC22)

127 Watching Olympic Opening Ceremony on-line.
www.stream2watch.me/live-tv/bbc-1-live-stream

Using stream 5.

Of course, NBC doesn't want you to see this because is is not surrounded by its advertisers.

Thanks. Now I just have to decide whether I'd rather watch the Olympics opening ceremonies, a livestream of Barney Frank's colonoscopy, or just stare directly into the sun with binoculars.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 27, 2012 12:24 PM (SY2Kh)

128 @122: "And homophobic, since it disagrees with Excitable Andi." Oh, geez. How did I forget homophobic? *facepalms*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2012 12:25 PM (kqGWM)

129 My plan worked! I didn't. I was golfing. But my plan worked!

Posted by: Barely Obama at July 27, 2012 12:25 PM (Ky1+e)

130 @120

It all has that vaguely ghey tone to it. Dancing fairly and workers around an uninspiring village with smoke stacks? WTF like who gives a shit?

The Chinese commies entertained, this is crushly boring.

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 27, 2012 12:25 PM (3ZjAP)

131 I like the Olympics. I like supporting our kids. NBC fucks it up to the point of being unwatchable. Pricks. Buy the Olympics and then don't show them. ??? Profit!

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2012 12:26 PM (FcR7P)

132 Any Benny Hill routines in the Opening Ceremony?

Posted by: dantesed at July 27, 2012 12:26 PM (GzYee)

133 Points for the Corgies!

Posted by: Honest Abe at July 27, 2012 12:26 PM (R63QS)

134

I clicked on it for about 10 seconds. It's even more insipid than I expected. Bleh.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at July 27, 2012 12:26 PM (YmPwQ)

135 Fake-live coverage.... the industry term is "plausibly live"

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at July 27, 2012 12:26 PM (8BaAK)

136 My plan to royally f*ck up the country? Worked.

Posted by: King Barry XIV at July 27, 2012 12:26 PM (v+QvA)

137 99 Will they show the Nottinghill riots? Last years' riots?

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 04:19 PM (R63QS)

A tribute to Jack the Ripper!

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 27, 2012 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

138

Wait till Bob Costas gets on his soapbox

Well, yeah, I mean how else is he going to be tall enough for the camera to see the top of his head?

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 27, 2012 12:27 PM (VtjlW)

139
If I were Bill Clinton, I'd be asking Obama, "What do you mean we...

... half pale face?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 27, 2012 12:27 PM (7GfKM)

140 MOAR LONGBOWS!!!

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2012 12:27 PM (GQ8sn)

141 135 Any Benny Hill routines in the Opening Ceremony?

Posted by: dantesed at July 27, 2012 04:26 PM (GzYee)

Moar Yakety Sax!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2012 12:27 PM (v+QvA)

142 Jack Gilchrist is on with Howie Carr. The Left is vetting the shit outta this guy. And by vetting, that includes threatening and smearing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 27, 2012 12:28 PM (RnfGE)

143 @138: "the industry term is "plausibly live" There might be good money in figuring out how to be "plausibly not racist."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2012 12:28 PM (kqGWM)

144 "We have only to kick in the Soviet door and the whole rotten edifice will come crashing down." Worked.

Posted by: A failed Austrian artist at July 27, 2012 12:28 PM (2+bRt)

145 "Dancing fairly and workers around an uninspiring village with smoke stacks?"

"And the deaf witch drum lady, too."

"Points for the Corgies!"

Actually, reading this commentary from you folks is probably better than watching it.

Posted by: Dang at July 27, 2012 12:29 PM (Ky1+e)

146

How about all the phrases we'd like to hear shouted out in olympic opening ceremony coverage ...

Release the Kracken!!!!!

Posted by: Honey Badger, drinker of mead at July 27, 2012 12:29 PM (GvYeG)

147 Their plan did work, actually. If you're a Flying Monkey.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2012 12:29 PM (fsLdt)

148

Every time I have around people who refer to the "great economy that Clinton created"......

I ask them...."What exactly did Clinton do...exactly...to create that great economy?"

And they can't answer that.

I think this is what we should be asking Team Barky.

What was it that "Worked".....exactly?

Explain it to us.

Posted by: wheatie at July 27, 2012 12:29 PM (mtRB0)

149 Did the sheep show up yet? There's supposed to be live sheep. There's no possible way that can go wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 27, 2012 12:29 PM (VtjlW)

150

"And yes, this is the weirdest opening show evah!

Peasants with drums marching around in a faux English village."

Needs more Vikings.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - it's official - we're staying at July 27, 2012 12:29 PM (hLRSq)

151 SHE JUMPED! LOL

Posted by: Honest Abe at July 27, 2012 12:29 PM (R63QS)

152 Why did they give that broke dick socialist eurotrash country the olympics anyway. Was it Nostalgia? Yes we know, you ran the world a few hundred years ago. Now the brits can't run a free clinic. Sorry MFrs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 27, 2012 12:29 PM (9TTOe)

153 So those kids with ATT Uverse can't just hang out in the shallow end cheering on Team USA?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 27, 2012 12:30 PM (61onk)

154 The plan to introduce our new and improved formulation? It worked.

Posted by: Coca-Cola Enterprises, Inc at July 27, 2012 12:30 PM (SY2Kh)

155

How about all the phrases we'd like to hear shouted out in olympic opening ceremony coverage ...

SHOW US YOUR TITS!

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 27, 2012 12:30 PM (VtjlW)

156 Ok, the Queen parachuting into the stadium with James Bond is pretty funny.

Someone out there high on something is probably flipping out right now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 27, 2012 12:30 PM (seqsm)

157 Here's a new punch line for the ads: "This was your plan?"

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2012 12:30 PM (FcR7P)

158 How about all the phrases we'd like to hear shouted out in olympic opening ceremony coverage ...

SHOW US YOUR TITS!

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 27, 2012 04:30 PM (VtjlW)

Alex, you're pretty damn cool!!!

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2012 12:31 PM (GQ8sn)

159 Have the eight wives of Henry XIII started dancing yet?

Posted by: Soona at July 27, 2012 12:31 PM (ILIBj)

160 When does Harry Potter show up?

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2012 12:31 PM (GQ8sn)

161 159 Alex, you are always hilarious ... very nice and to the point!

Posted by: Honey Badger, drinker of mead at July 27, 2012 12:31 PM (GvYeG)

162 If the queen was going to make such a huge appearance, she should have insisted on a moment of silence for the murdered Israelis athletes.

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 12:31 PM (R63QS)

163 70 49 Speaking of drummers ... whatever happened to the occupy drummers union? Uptwinkles???? Posted by: Honey Badger, drinker of mead

They all march under my office windows with the Purple People Eaters. Who want raises, rights and respect for...janitors.

Frankly? Most of them do a rotten job, and aren't worth what they're being paid now. Why should they get a raise? If I did my job a quarter as badly as they do theirs, I would not have my job.

Posted by: Dianna at July 27, 2012 12:32 PM (DV/Ik)

164 I know what would make it exciting, a cameo by Mel Gibson, going all William Wallace on team Israel...and of course getting his balls handed back to him courtesy of the womans volleyball team.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at July 27, 2012 12:32 PM (Vk2CC)

165 No matter how bad this Opening is (and they are all bad) just imagine how bad it would have been if Chicago had won

They would show a bunch of people getting shot and mugged.

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2012 12:32 PM (GQ8sn)

166 @169: "... getting his balls handed back to him courtesy of the womans volleyball team." That's the "Sugar Tits Squad" to you, mister.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2012 12:33 PM (kqGWM)

167 167 If the queen was going to make such a huge appearance, she should have insisted on a moment of silence for the murdered Israelis athletes. Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 04:31 PM (R63QS) Are you shittin me? The politically correct assholes would rather give a moment of silence for the Terrorists.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 27, 2012 12:33 PM (9TTOe)

168 At least there are no faux Indian chiefs giving their "blessings" in the native tongue like at the Romneyad. For all we know, they could have been saying "fuck you, white man!" or "white man crazy, think Olympics big deal," or "my squaw can skate better than that" of "when do I get paid?"

Posted by: Cricket at July 27, 2012 12:33 PM (DrC22)

169 You fucked up! You trusted us!

Posted by: Otter at July 27, 2012 12:34 PM (piR98)

170 Has an official from the Ministry of Silly Walks showed up yet?

Posted by: dantesed at July 27, 2012 12:34 PM (GzYee)

171 My plan would have worked if it weren't for those meddling American kids.

Posted by: Hitler at July 27, 2012 12:34 PM (BVkEs)

172

That's the "Sugar Tits Squad" to you, mister

Mmmm sugar tits...

Posted by: Homer J at July 27, 2012 12:34 PM (Vk2CC)

173 Ugh, cutesy children's choir signing 'God Save The Queen'. Any grownups in England know how to sing anymore?

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 27, 2012 12:34 PM (KOHFD)

174 Ahhhh the Olympic tribute to the British NHS. Too bad you have to wait two months to see it.

Posted by: DangerGirl at July 27, 2012 12:35 PM (uAcgi)

175 by Sunday night London will be burning

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 27, 2012 12:35 PM (RnfGE)

176 lol! socialized medicine!

Posted by: USA at July 27, 2012 12:35 PM (6Cjut)

177 The Exorcist? The NHS?

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 12:35 PM (R63QS)

178 this will not end well, is alls I'm saying

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 27, 2012 12:35 PM (RnfGE)

179 No matter how bad this Opening is (and they are all bad) just imagine how bad it would have been if Chicago had won

They would show a bunch of people getting shot and mugged.

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2012 04:32 PM (GQ8sn)

Yeah, talk about your security problems. Whoa.

Posted by: Tami at July 27, 2012 12:35 PM (X6akg)

180 Speaking of drummers... Q: What's the difference between a turkey and Def Leppard? A: A turkey has two drumsticks.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 27, 2012 12:35 PM (+H7H8)

181 shitty medical care is F.U.N.!!!!

Posted by: USA at July 27, 2012 12:36 PM (6Cjut)

182 Okay, but shouldn't American GIs be kissing those dancing nurses?

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 12:36 PM (R63QS)

183 I want the Israelis to march out singing "O Jerusalem".

Posted by: Soona at July 27, 2012 12:37 PM (ILIBj)

184 183 this will not end well, is alls I'm saying Posted by: Soothsayer at July 27, 2012 04:35 PM (RnfGE) Goodness I hope not. Those kids work so hard for their moment. I am afraid you may be right.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 27, 2012 12:37 PM (9TTOe)

185

by Sunday night London will be burning

with boredom ? now ?

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at July 27, 2012 12:37 PM (Vk2CC)

186 I'm guessing a duet between Elton John and Sting will be coming up soon.

Posted by: dantesed at July 27, 2012 12:37 PM (GzYee)

187 Remember when Will Ferrell's George Bush impersonations were so doggone funny? Too clever. Bush was worth an impersonation. No one gives enough of a shit about Obama to bother, probably because imitating his "just-folks" fake-stutter condescension would rub people too raw.

Posted by: General Zod at July 27, 2012 12:37 PM (2+bRt)

188

The Edsel?...#It worked

Posted by: dananjcon at July 27, 2012 12:37 PM (eavT+)

189 Since I'm not watching live: Did Boyle remember to include the surrender at Yorktown in his show? What about the whole Indian independence thing?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2012 12:37 PM (kqGWM)

190 Now that I've seem some of this, it might have been a good call by NBC not to show it live. Ugh.

Posted by: Tami at July 27, 2012 12:37 PM (X6akg)

191 are they celebrating their dhimmitude, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 27, 2012 12:37 PM (RnfGE)

192 Guess they arent too busy murdering old people to come out and have a different kind of fun!

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at July 27, 2012 12:37 PM (xAtAj)

193 Afternoon, all. Day 2, a/c in the main living area of the house out.

It's 102 outside with a heat index of about 115.

Still waiting to hear from our a/c guy.

*drums fingers angrily*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2012 12:37 PM (UOM48)

194 O/T-- Ironic. The British Opening Ceremony is actually celebrating- National Health Service and they played the a song from The Exorcist --Tubular Bells--at the opening of the segment. ( with a bunch of hospital personnel pushing around hospital beds.) I merde you not.

Posted by: tasker at July 27, 2012 12:37 PM (r2PLg)

195
80 Peasants with drums marching around in a faux English village.

And how'd they get that, eh? By exploiting the drummers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social
differences in our society.
Posted by: Dennis at July 27, 2012 04:15 PM (QKKT0)

Well played, sir! Well played! { * golf clap * }

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 27, 2012 12:38 PM (7GfKM)

196 187 Okay, but shouldn't American GIs be kissing those dancing nurses? Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 04:36 PM (R63QS) They should have them bent over bar stools in a drunken sex romp.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 27, 2012 12:38 PM (9TTOe)

197 All the patients are dead?

Posted by: USA at July 27, 2012 12:38 PM (6Cjut)

198 edit: *Olympic* Opening Ceremony.

Posted by: tasker at July 27, 2012 12:38 PM (r2PLg)

199 And there's the depiction of Princess Di and tunnel divider!

(Too tasteless?)

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 27, 2012 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

200 Man Robs Dollar Store, Doesn't Anticipate Manager Retaliating with Aluminum Bat

Great 911 call:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/cubmr38

Posted by: nickless at July 27, 2012 12:39 PM (MMC8r)

201 Afternoon, all. Day 2, a/c in the main living area of the house out.

Afternoon Jane!

My boy is reporting to MEPS next Tuesday. Hope he makes it through and scores decently on the ASVAB.

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2012 12:39 PM (GQ8sn)

202 now there is shitty synth music. just what it needed

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at July 27, 2012 12:39 PM (xAtAj)

203 My plan for the last for holes at the open? Worked.

Posted by: Adam Scott at July 27, 2012 12:39 PM (xmipk)

204 "Me? I'll smack a bitch in a minute, sometimes just for fun." Worked.

Posted by: John Wayne Bobbitt at July 27, 2012 12:39 PM (2+bRt)

205 81 I suppose it's possible Barack is going to try to hang his failure around Clinton for the very same reason Clinton is trying to undermine Barack. They don't like each other, and they're fighting for their place in history books, not the here and now.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2012 04:15 PM (TOk1P)

Let 'em fight all they want, but at the end of the day, Barack WILL be serving coffee to Clinton.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 27, 2012 12:39 PM (7GfKM)

206 There, there, little children. Lie down while the State murders you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 27, 2012 12:39 PM (seqsm)

207 155 Why did they give that broke dick socialist eurotrash country the olympics anyway. If it pleases ye heart, OFailure and MHooch failed miserably at getting the 2016 Olympics in the US. Failure, around every corner.

Posted by: NOBEL Worthy at July 27, 2012 12:39 PM (HOOye)

208 >>>Peasants with drums marching around in a faux English village. Were they doing the Safety Dance?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 27, 2012 12:39 PM (+H7H8)

209 When do the new muslim overlords appear?

Posted by: USA at July 27, 2012 12:39 PM (6Cjut)

210 182 The Exorcist? The NHS? Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 04:35 PM (R63QS) ****** OMG thank gosh you guys caught it. Thought I had some bad mushrooms. Back to Tubular Bells!

Posted by: tasker at July 27, 2012 12:40 PM (r2PLg)

211

This post needs more Voula Papachristou pictures.

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2012 12:40 PM (+hPIb)

212 Reading schemes?

No wonder British English is the fake english.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at July 27, 2012 12:40 PM (xAtAj)

213 My invasion of the Netherlands? Also worked.

Posted by: Montgomery at July 27, 2012 12:40 PM (xmipk)

214 Have the Germans done their fly over at the OC yet?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 27, 2012 12:40 PM (tf9Ne)

215 Here's hoping Barack and Hillary get into a vicious strap-on fight.

Posted by: Larry Flynt at July 27, 2012 12:40 PM (2+bRt)

216 no flying Elvises? fuckthatshit

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 27, 2012 12:40 PM (RnfGE)

217 It worked? Just like:

- When Obama speaks in a made-up black dialect, he's "cute?"
- Africa is not just a continent, it's a race?

This week has very enlightening.

Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2012 12:41 PM (0ZJ5N)

218 OMG
The Olympic ceremony is celebrating Britain's National Health Services, wheeling around hospital beds and little sick children. SICK

Posted by: sophistahick at July 27, 2012 12:41 PM (91TGs)

219 Babe Ruth didn't hit all those home runs.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb239/G-Fury/ruth.jpg

Posted by: Shohuff at July 27, 2012 12:41 PM (jo0fs)

220

Bush was worth an impersonation. No one gives enough of a shit about Obama to bother, probably because imitating his "just-folks" fake-stutter condescension would rub people too raw.

That would require a black guy to satirize 0. That ain't happenin.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2012 12:41 PM (fsLdt)

221

192Remember when Will Ferrell's George Bush impersonations were so doggone funny? Too clever.

Bush was worth an impersonation. No one gives enough of a shit about Obama to bother, probably because imitating his "just-folks" fake-stutter condescension would rub people too raw.

--------------------

It's not healthy to poke fun at socialist dictators.

I doubt that any commedians in Cuba or Venezuela do impersonations of Castro or Chavez.

Posted by: wheatie at July 27, 2012 12:41 PM (mtRB0)

222

So.... Bush is responsible for the bad stuff that happened under Obama's watch and Clinton is responsible for the good stuff.

Tell me again why we need Obama?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 27, 2012 12:41 PM (NmR1a)

223 @201 - GI's. Not Congress.

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2012 12:41 PM (+hPIb)

224 They should just fly a white flag. they've given up .

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2012 12:41 PM (TomZ9)

225 91 Not liveblogging the Olympics? I'm watching it now, in HD, and it's hallucinatorily bad. We've just seen the grimy oppressed workers raising the evil smokestacks of the Industrial Revolution, followed by the Suffragettes. I think they should have gotten Disney to do the scrappy little chimneysweeps.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 27, 2012 04:17 PM (KOHFD)

Give us a "heads up" on when they re-enact the division of the British Raj into India and Pakistan

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 27, 2012 12:41 PM (7GfKM)

226 @222: "Here's hoping Barack and Hillary get into a vicious strap-on fight." Can Michelle play along? She doesn't need one.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2012 12:42 PM (kqGWM)

227 Haha the announcers are simply retarded.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at July 27, 2012 12:42 PM (xAtAj)

228 My war on 2 fronts worked. It's just that you people are too stupid to understand it, and the Russians acted stupidly !

Posted by: Mein Fuehrer at July 27, 2012 12:42 PM (Vk2CC)

229 215 When do the new muslim overlords appear?

Could they just all blow themselves (away from everyone else, of course) with shouts of, "We keeeel you!!!111!!!"

Because that would be awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2012 12:42 PM (UOM48)

230 Have they done their tribute to shitty dental care yet?

Posted by: DangerGirl at July 27, 2012 12:42 PM (uAcgi)

231 Announcer:Going to hospital quite scary for the kids ***** It's not jus scary for the kiddies....

Posted by: tasker at July 27, 2012 12:42 PM (r2PLg)

232 That would require a black guy to satirize 0
---
huh?

Posted by: Blackface at July 27, 2012 12:42 PM (eEfYn)

233 Huh, J.K. Rowlings - wonder how many millions she got for reading 4 lines of 'Peter Pan'?

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 27, 2012 12:43 PM (KOHFD)

234 I will admit, it must be fun in downtown London tonight. On a typical day the pubs are overflowing people out into the streets. Fun stuff.

Posted by: so many pubs to choose from, too at July 27, 2012 12:43 PM (HOOye)

235 Are they going to pay tribute to the London train bombings, next?

Posted by: tasker at July 27, 2012 12:43 PM (r2PLg)

236 Brits have a dental plan? Who can tell?

Posted by: dantesed at July 27, 2012 12:43 PM (GzYee)

237 I imagine the Chinese will show up at this ceremony with the same old tired paper dragon shit.

Posted by: Soona at July 27, 2012 12:44 PM (ILIBj)

238 Khartoum? Worked

Posted by: Major General Charles George Gordon at July 27, 2012 12:44 PM (2+bRt)

239 I can not believe it, they really are celebrating NHS.

What next a dance of the straight teeth.

Can they find that guy for the show?

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 27, 2012 12:44 PM (3ZjAP)

240 More kiddieland stuff...sigh. When do we get to the "Faster, Higher, Stronger" theme, or have they forgotten all about the sports aspect?

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 27, 2012 12:45 PM (KOHFD)

241 Ah, opening ceremonies, where choreographers try to make themselves an Olympic event.

Posted by: nickless at July 27, 2012 12:45 PM (MMC8r)

242 Could they just all blow themselves

Ooops. "Up." "Blow themselves up."

Although the original would be interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2012 12:45 PM (UOM48)

243

will admit, it must be fun in downtown London tonight. On a typical day the pubs are overflowing people out into the streets.

yea, till 10pm and then the whole place shuts down. Worst night out ever was a Fri. in London.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at July 27, 2012 12:45 PM (Vk2CC)

244 Ace needs to bust out that picture of the "London Boys" again.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 27, 2012 12:45 PM (+H7H8)

245 241 I will admit, it must be fun in downtown London tonight. On a typical day the pubs are overflowing people out into the streets. Fun stuff. Posted by: so many pubs to choose from, too at July 27, 2012 04:43 PM (HOOye) Sure, until the muzzies start strolling in with the suicide vests. I'm not kidding. It's a target rich enviroment. Don't be shocked.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 27, 2012 12:45 PM (9TTOe)

246 Oh gawd hey just put all the kids-- "to sleep."

Posted by: tasker at July 27, 2012 12:45 PM (r2PLg)

247

Jane,

Sorry to hear you're having trouble with your a/c.

That sucks....even when temps are down in the 90's.

But in this heat, it's really brutal.

Posted by: wheatie at July 27, 2012 12:45 PM (mtRB0)

248 I will admit, it must be fun in downtown London tonight. On a typical day the pubs are overflowing people out into the streets.

Fun stuff.

Posted by: so many pubs to choose from, too at July 27, 2012 04:43 PM (HOOye)

-----------------------------------------------------

Perfect atmosphere for a suicide bombing.

Posted by: Soona at July 27, 2012 12:45 PM (ILIBj)

249 Let me know when they get to the part where they victoriously shake themselves free of those annoying and oppressive New World Colonies.

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2012 12:45 PM (+hPIb)

250 Yup. At 10pm you've gotta find the dance clubs.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2012 12:46 PM (kqGWM)

251 What the hell was that?? A big baby?

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 12:46 PM (R63QS)

252 So they don't cover dead children's heads with the sheet in England?

Posted by: Tami at July 27, 2012 12:46 PM (X6akg)

253 I laughed out loud when I heard on the news yesterday that the Rolling Stones said they weren't "stage ready" to do the opening ceremony...

Posted by: cowards? at July 27, 2012 12:46 PM (HOOye)

254

Is it just me, or does it appear there are some folks around here who would like to have a thread devoted to the Olympics?

I don't want to tell anyone what to do, but perhaps a thread just for them would be nice, and then the rest of us NORMAL people who don't want to talk about the Olympics can have a thread that doesn't get hijacked!

Thanks in advance...

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2012 12:46 PM (TOk1P)

255 sounds like a socialistic version of a Disney propaganda production

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 27, 2012 12:47 PM (RnfGE)

256 Posted by: Blackface at July 27, 2012 04:42 PM (eEfYn)

Lol.....images of John McClane in Harlem wearing a sandwich board.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2012 12:47 PM (fsLdt)

257 152 Did the sheep show up yet? There's supposed to be live sheep. There's no possible way that can go wrong.
Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 27, 2012 04:29 PM (VtjlW)

Every ewe-lovin' Mooslim in the stands would rush the field... That's how it could go wrong.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 27, 2012 12:47 PM (7GfKM)

258 260 So they don't cover dead children's heads with the sheet in England? Posted by: Tami at July 27, 2012 04:46 PM (X6akg) How can they harvest the organs for the proletariat with sheets covering them?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 27, 2012 12:47 PM (9TTOe)

259 Our Dental Plan? Totally worked.

Posted by: The Brits at July 27, 2012 12:47 PM (FUozQ)

260 Pickett's charge....it worked!!

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2012 12:48 PM (fsLdt)

261 They coulda called Madame Tussauds for the Rolling Stones. Grave oversight on the Olympics part.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2012 12:48 PM (kqGWM)

262 I don't want really to talk about the Olympics. I just want to hear people make fun of the opening ceremony in a witty fashion-which they're doing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2012 12:48 PM (rgtBW)

263

can have a thread that doesn't get hijacked!

Yeah. Those don't exist. Besides it's over 100 comments so per Horde custom, we're now wildly, wildly o/t.

Plus mocking the Brits is always fun.

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 27, 2012 12:48 PM (VtjlW)

264 Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at July 27, 2012 04:45 PM (Vk2CC)

I remember a big push to "liberalize" pub hours. They used to be even more insane than they are now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 27, 2012 12:48 PM (nEUpB)

265 Great now a song about a Scotsman in the PARIS Olympics.

These guys are so fucking original. An Apple gets a plug? .

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 27, 2012 12:48 PM (3ZjAP)

266 Okay...sorry but a tribute to-- The National Health Service--with the Exorcist theme song was just too much.

Posted by: tasker at July 27, 2012 12:48 PM (r2PLg)

267 whoa whoa whoa Jamie's cryin

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 27, 2012 12:48 PM (RnfGE)

268 Perfect atmosphere for a suicide bombing. Posted by: Soona at July 27, 2012 04:45 PM (ILIBj) -------- hehe, sorry I said it! I was only there a year ago. Glad I made it out alive!

Posted by: stepping over corgies at July 27, 2012 12:48 PM (HOOye)

269 Clinton. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Dirty Old Man at July 27, 2012 12:48 PM (96HSt)

270 The original topic doesn't have much mileage anyways.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at July 27, 2012 12:49 PM (xAtAj)

271 261

I laughed out loud when I heard on the news yesterday that the Rolling Stones said they weren't "stage ready" to do the opening ceremony...

Posted by: cowards? at July 27, 2012 04:46 PM (HOOye)

They looked like they were going to fall off the stage when they did the Super Bowl halftime show and that was, what, 3 or 4 years ago?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 27, 2012 12:49 PM (RD7QR)

272

"When do we get to the "Faster, Higher, Stronger" theme, or have they forgotten all about the sports aspect?"

Well, now I'm gonna have the theme song to Six Million Dollar Man stuck in my head...

The Baldwin Brothers remix. Not the original.

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2012 12:49 PM (+hPIb)

273 I love London, but you couldn't pay me to be there now.

Two of our neighbors are Brits (well, he is) and two snottier people you'll never meet. They're friends of Chuck and Phillip and spend their summers over there.

Thankfully, they have their silly little dog with them, so our yard is poop-free for the summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2012 12:49 PM (UOM48)

274 When does Bond show up to set the world record in curvy blonde Russian double-agent shagging?

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 27, 2012 12:49 PM (YvNBz)

275 @265: "Every ewe-lovin' Mooslim in the stands would rush the field... That's how it could go wrong." I thought they only loved goats.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2012 12:49 PM (kqGWM)

276 Mr. Bean doing Chariots of Fire? WTF is this? Is this serious, some of the "Brit humour?"

Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2012 12:49 PM (0ZJ5N)

277 British humor? SUCKS OK Monty Python was pretty good.

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 27, 2012 12:49 PM (3ZjAP)

278 Looked like an HTC or something.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at July 27, 2012 12:49 PM (xAtAj)

279 The Normandy beach defenses........worked

Posted by: Erwin Rommel at July 27, 2012 12:50 PM (61BD9)

280 The National Health Service--with the Exorcist theme song was just too much.>>

Well at least they didn't use the tune to Ring around the Rosie.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 27, 2012 12:51 PM (tf9Ne)

281 Imagine if the games had been held in Chi-town. Target rich environment indeed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2012 12:51 PM (UOM48)

282

British humor? SUCKS OK Monty Python was pretty good.

Sod off.

Posted by: The Young Ones at July 27, 2012 12:51 PM (2d71t)

283 Could they just all blow themselves

Ooops. "Up." "Blow themselves up."

Although the original would be interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2012 04:45 PM (UOM4

Those are some limber jihadis...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2012 12:51 PM (DrWcr)

284 See the USSA in your Chevrolet!

Posted by: Dinah Shore Barry at July 27, 2012 12:51 PM (HjPtV)

285

271 -

Fine, but it's possible I didn't make my point as forcefully as I intended, which was to suggest the people around here are NOT normal.

Maybe to some that's a compliment.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2012 12:52 PM (TOk1P)

286 Just pulled up the ESPN page and, yup, there's the sheep. My day is now complete.

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. Our only hope. at July 27, 2012 12:52 PM (VtjlW)

287 Invading Israel - it worked!!!!!!!

Posted by: Random, no-talent Arab General at July 27, 2012 12:52 PM (61BD9)

288
Perfect atmosphere for a suicide bombing.

Romney's Fault!

Posted by: nickless at July 27, 2012 12:52 PM (MMC8r)

289 O/T but a good one from @VodkaPundit: If you thought #ChikFilA had a problem, wait until you see the new Arby's Macht Frei commercial.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at July 27, 2012 12:53 PM (GBXon)

290 >> British humor? SUCKS OK Monty Python was pretty good.

Shouldn't that be "humour"?

Posted by: Andy at July 27, 2012 12:53 PM (5Rurq)

291

I remember a big push to "liberalize" pub hours. They used to be even more insane than they are now.

holy crap ! I'd have to leave work at lunch, straight to the pub and drink till close just to get a buzz going.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at July 27, 2012 12:53 PM (Vk2CC)

292 The parachuting Chick-Fil-A cows have made their appearance!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 27, 2012 12:53 PM (ndlFj)

293 BurtTC's sarcasm? Worked.

Posted by: jwpaine at July 27, 2012 12:53 PM (FUozQ)

294 Our new, lightweight tuned design? It worked!

Posted by: Tacoma Narrows Bridge Engineering at July 27, 2012 12:53 PM (nEUpB)

295 If you thought #ChikFilA had a problem, wait until you see the new Arby's Macht Frei commercial.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at July 27, 2012 04:53 PM (GBXon)

Shouldn't that be Macht Curly Frei?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2012 12:54 PM (DrWcr)

296 Sheep?.....going for the jihadi demographic are we?

Posted by: crowsting at July 27, 2012 12:54 PM (61BD9)

297

290 -

If it wasn't for that stupid Sean Connery movie, we might be better known.

Posted by: League of Gentlemen at July 27, 2012 12:54 PM (TOk1P)

298 Two of our neighbors are Brits (well, he is) and two snottier people you'll never meet. They're friends of Chuck and Phillip and spend their summers over there.

Thankfully, they have their silly little dog with them, so our yard is poop-free for the summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2012 04:49 PM (UOM4

------------------------------------------------------

I'm glad I looked down to see who wrote this comment, because it sounded like........like......ah, nevermind.

Posted by: Soona at July 27, 2012 12:54 PM (ILIBj)

299

Two of our neighbors are Brits (well, he is) and two snottier people you'll never meet. They're friends of Chuck and Phillip and spend their summers over there.

Oh nonono....any Brit gets snotty with me.......grrrhhk..... tzzzz.......

must lie down......

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2012 12:55 PM (fsLdt)

300 Launching that bottle rocket out of my ass? Totally worked. And if you don't think that's true then you should remember that my daring led to the invention of the asbestos coated ball shield. So HA! And GOOD DAY sir!

Posted by: Sum Yung Gai at July 27, 2012 12:55 PM (xmipk)

301 285 British humor? SUCKS OK Monty Python was pretty good. Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 27, 2012 04:49 PM (3ZjAP) The only recent show that "hints" at Monty Python is the Green Wing show. It can be pretty fubbard up.

Posted by: I'm sorry, but fu*k the French language in Britain. at July 27, 2012 12:55 PM (HOOye)

302 I don't think the Mr. Bean segment was really appropriate, but at least it was 5 minutes that was funny and coherent. Now it's just random crap from slummy soap operas. "The Family" is supposed to be the theme? It's totally schizophrenic.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 27, 2012 12:55 PM (KOHFD)

303

227 That would require a black guy to satirize 0.

------------

Maybe they could just satirize his white half.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 27, 2012 12:55 PM (xGZ+b)

304 The wife of our Brit neighbor is kind of horsey looking. Teef and all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2012 12:55 PM (UOM48)

305

301 -

Ouch. Nicely done.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2012 12:55 PM (TOk1P)

306 So far, the opening ceremonies are pathetic. Not funny in the least. Must have been written by women instead of witty witty men. Oh, that's right. British men ARE really women!

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 27, 2012 12:56 PM (ZtwUX)

307

"Shouldn't that be Macht Curly Frei?"

HILARIOUS.

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2012 12:56 PM (+hPIb)

308

Cop Rock??...It worked!!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 27, 2012 12:56 PM (eavT+)

309 OK, make it stop...

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 12:56 PM (R63QS)

310 That photo of the idyllic English scene on ESPN is missing something.

Either hobbits or munchkins...I'm not sure.

Posted by: Tacoma Narrows Bridge Engineering at July 27, 2012 12:56 PM (nEUpB)

311 Sigh....I hate this blog software.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 27, 2012 12:57 PM (nEUpB)

312

""The Family" is supposed to be the theme? It's totally schizophrenic."

Spot on!

Posted by: Supernanny at July 27, 2012 12:57 PM (+hPIb)

313 273 Great now a song about a Scotsman in the PARIS Olympics.
These guys are so fucking original. An Apple gets a plug?
Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 27, 2012 04:48 PM (3ZjAP)

A Scotsman walks into the Paris Olympics and shouts, "Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 27, 2012 12:57 PM (7GfKM)

314 When do they get to Clockwork Orange debauchery?

Posted by: USA at July 27, 2012 12:57 PM (6Cjut)

315 Posted by: Soona at July 27, 2012 04:54 PM (ILIBj)

Careful....just thinking that is some nasty shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 27, 2012 12:58 PM (nEUpB)

316 I'm so glad so many of these peoples plans worked otherwise I wouldn't have a website!

Posted by: Darwin Awards at July 27, 2012 12:58 PM (xmipk)

317 This opening ceremony is like a reenactment of a bad Roger Waters' acid trip.

Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2012 12:58 PM (0ZJ5N)

318 Ok, Mr. Bean was mildly amusing but now...wtf are they doing now?

Oh goody....a peace symbol.

Posted by: Tami at July 27, 2012 12:58 PM (X6akg)

319

Our efforts to make our product look as nonphallic as possible?

Worked!

Posted by: Designers of Shake-Weights at July 27, 2012 12:59 PM (+hPIb)

320 My sister who has dual citizenship with Britain and works for the NH (and says some things about it are good) says the dental plan really stinks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2012 12:59 PM (rgtBW)

321 281 I love London, but you couldn't pay me to be there now.
Two of our neighbors are Brits (well, he is) and two snottier people you'll never meet. They're friends of Chuck and Phillip and spend their summers over there.
Thankfully, they have their silly little dog with them, so our yard is poop-free for the summer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2012 04:49 PM (UOM4

So, why aren't you out there digging tiger traps for the little darlin's return?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 27, 2012 12:59 PM (7GfKM)

322 new threadie

Posted by: Chick-fil-A just the beginning at July 27, 2012 12:59 PM (HOOye)

323 @ Fritz OMG! Is it really that bad? So glad I am NOT watching.

Posted by: Midaz at July 27, 2012 12:59 PM (xmipk)

324 325 This opening ceremony is like a reenactment of a bad Roger Waters' acid trip. Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2012 04:58 PM (0ZJ5N) Fortunately I am 2 cocktails from Comfortably Numb.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 27, 2012 01:00 PM (9TTOe)

325 Wanna bet Beijing is laughing their collective asses off?

Posted by: Tami at July 27, 2012 01:00 PM (X6akg)

326 312 The wife of our Brit neighbor is kind of horsey looking. Teef and all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2012 04:55 PM (UOM4

Maybe the husband fancies Camilla. Which is a scary though, actually.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 27, 2012 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

327

Wanna bet Beijing is laughing their collective asses off?

I see what you probably didn't mean to do there.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2012 01:01 PM (fsLdt)

328 At least Pub hours in London are consistent. Most open at 8 am and close at 11 pm. When I was in Australia the pubs opened in the morning closed in the afternoon, and reopened in the evening. Strangest thing I ever saw.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2012 01:02 PM (YdQQY)

329 333 Wanna bet Beijing is laughing their collective asses off?
God, you said it. Now they're doing British rock 'n roll. This is like one of those K-Tel record collection commercials. "Fifty Famous Hits! By the Beatles! The Rollings Stones!" With go-go dancers lunging around on the floor. Pathetic.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 27, 2012 01:02 PM (KOHFD)

330 297 O/T but a good one from @VodkaPundit:

If you thought #ChikFilA had a problem, wait until you see the new Arby's Macht Frei commercial. -------- Shouldn't that be "Arby's Macht Fries"?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 27, 2012 01:02 PM (FzhYM)

331 Careful....just thinking that is some nasty shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 27, 2012 04:58 PM (nEUpB)

-----------------------------------------------------

Yeah. Common sense. Worked.

Posted by: Soona at July 27, 2012 01:02 PM (ILIBj)

332 A celebration of inbreeding in interpretive dance.

Posted by: nickless at July 27, 2012 01:02 PM (MMC8r)

333 New thread up

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2012 01:03 PM (YdQQY)

334 Shouldn't they Rick Roll??

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 01:03 PM (R63QS)

335

We held to the notion that, eventually, people will realize that we offer a superior product.

And it worked!

Posted by: BETAMAX at July 27, 2012 01:03 PM (sPO/s)

336 Where's the rap? The hip hop? The thug music? The burn London down music?

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 01:04 PM (R63QS)

337 Didn't Obama run against Clinton?

Posted by: OxyCon at July 27, 2012 01:04 PM (TWn4N)

338 Wanna bet Beijing is laughing their collective asses off?

I see what you probably didn't mean to do there.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2012 05:01 PM (fsLdt)

Oh....hahahaha!

Posted by: Tami at July 27, 2012 01:05 PM (X6akg)

339

Now Facebook texting leading to rap. This is so pathetic.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 27, 2012 01:06 PM (KOHFD)

340 I'm waiting for the grand finale in which all of the British performers roll onto the asphalt and puke up the evening's fare.

Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2012 01:06 PM (0ZJ5N)

341 This is bad....real bad.

Posted by: Tami at July 27, 2012 01:07 PM (X6akg)

342 Now they've moved up to romance and a noisy party. I'm waiting for the traditional reeling out of the pub and vomiting in the street.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 27, 2012 01:08 PM (KOHFD)

343 Wait....does Al Gore know about this guy?

Posted by: Tami at July 27, 2012 01:09 PM (X6akg)

344 OK, is that it? It's like a bad Superbowl halftime show that lasts as long as the game itself.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 27, 2012 01:09 PM (KOHFD)

345 My plan for what would happen in your mouth worked.

Posted by: president too busy at July 27, 2012 01:10 PM (QupBk)

346 Okay, Beckham looks cool.

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 01:14 PM (R63QS)

347 Moment of silence for who? But not for the Israelis? Fuck the UK.

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 01:15 PM (R63QS)

348 WTF? This, but no moment for slaughtered Olympic athletes? Fuck this!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: USA at July 27, 2012 01:16 PM (6Cjut)

349 What a slap to Israel! I don't remember hearing anything about a different moment of silence. Total bullshit.

Posted by: USA at July 27, 2012 01:17 PM (6Cjut)

350 @85 You owe me a new keyboard AND monitor - Coke spewed everywhere....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 27, 2012 01:17 PM (P6H+d)

351
The wife of our Brit neighbor is kind of horsey looking. Teef and all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2012 04:55 PM (UOM4

Maybe the husband fancies Camilla. Which is a scary though, actually.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 27, 2012 05:00 PM (RD7QR)

He probably likes Camilla's boobies.

http://tinyurl.com/bw6yz58

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2012 01:18 PM (TIIx5)

352 Fucking interpretive dance. What? Is this for the victims of 7/5?

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 01:20 PM (R63QS)

353 I love how they had the islamic kid. Sure, that will make us forget who murdered all those people you jerks.

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 01:21 PM (R63QS)

354 So no memorial for the Israelis, but some jangly "interpretive dance" sung to 'Abide With Me' to memorialize "those who can't be here". To me, it sounded like Britain whimpering softly for morphine as it sinks into its grave.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 27, 2012 01:21 PM (KOHFD)

355 As each country comes in, the Queen could say that used to be ours.

Posted by: dantesed at July 27, 2012 01:23 PM (GzYee)

356 This is so boring.

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 01:42 PM (R63QS)

357 241..unless they changed the law, all of those pubs close at 11. Or...now, Eastern time.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at July 27, 2012 01:59 PM (YmPwQ)

358 big unsinkable boat, totally worked

Posted by: Builder of the titanic at July 27, 2012 02:02 PM (1RUF8)

359 We [Communist Party of America] tried our plan [to destroy the American economy and divide Americans with class hatred] and it worked [chicken-one, chicken-two,...]

Posted by: BarryS at July 27, 2012 02:04 PM (IYdzN)

360 Charge of armored knights and horses against entrenched longbows, totally worked

Posted by: Flower of French chivalry at July 27, 2012 02:06 PM (1RUF8)

361 Not surprised that you right wing folks have missed the point of all these so called "gaffes". I have purposely put things are certain way, in order to further the dialogue and bring the country together. It's the UNITED STATES of America folks.

Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at July 27, 2012 02:07 PM (4eNxd)

362 Tell me about charges

Posted by: Member of the light brigade at July 27, 2012 02:08 PM (1RUF8)

363 Another 45 mins before the brits march in which I assume is the last. Sheesh!

Posted by: Redd at July 27, 2012 02:18 PM (R63QS)

364

Tomorrow, I will comment about today, and yesterday. Today, too tired.

Posted by: just another dave at July 27, 2012 06:42 PM (Acyax)

365 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 27, 2012 07:02 PM (6o4Fb)

366 Obama will "lose" the election, but "win" the vote tally.

A few hundred thousand strategically stuffed ballots (what did you think the blowback against voter ID was about?) and he'll squeak by for a second term.

Posted by: Sharpshooter at July 29, 2012 01:41 PM (pn7zo)

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