April 11, 2012

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year... (tmi3rd)
— Open Blogger

Good evening, Morons and Moronettes, and we're pleased to continue the tradition of the last couple of years in bringing you AoSHQ's coverage of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

I'm tmi3rd, and Drew M. and I will be doing weekly-ish posts to coincide with the weekend games on NBC. NBC has elected to team up with the NHL Network to cover every game live (utilizing CNBC, the NBC Sports Network, the NHL Network, and the free channel), so you'll be able to watch pretty much everything unfold in real time.

Below the fold, we'll have a brief preview of the three series openers going this evening. First, a refresher on the rules...


So, we've got three series getting underway tonight. The first series to get started will likely be a memorable one, as these two teams DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER.

#4 Pittsburgh Penguins vs. #5 Philadelphia Flyers

7:30 EDT, NBC Sports Network

First of all, pass the popcorn. Pittsburgh boasts two of the best players in the game in Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin, and RW James Neal also chipped in 40 goals this season. There's a ton of Stanley Cup experience on the team (they won in 2008-09), a superb goaltender in Marc-Andre Fleury, and they have astonishing scoring depth.

Philadelphia are no slouches in the skill department either, boasting the likes of Claude Giroux, Scott Hartnell, Jaromir Jagr, and Max Talbot up front. Defensively, Kimmo Timonnen anchors a stellar back line, and this is a young Flyers team with tons of upside.

The story of this series may turn out to be goaltending... the Flyers' Ilya Bryzgalov has been somewhat inconsistent this year and has battled some injuries. He's backed up by Sergei Bobrovsky, who has finals experience from two years ago against Chicago.

I predict the Penguins will win this on firepower alone, but it should take at least six games. If you like the notion of two teams who have a visceral hatred for one another, I leave you with the following video:


#4 Nashville Predators vs #5 Detroit Red Wings

8 PM EDT, CNBC

As many of you know, the Predators are my team, and I got to know a few of those guys when I was doing news in Nashville. The Predators finished ahead of the Red Wings in the standings for the first time in the team's history, and this is a big year for the Predators in terms of their future.

The Preds signed their all-world goaltender Pekka Rinne to a long-term contract in the offseason, and Shea Weber and his defensive partner Ryan Suter (largely considered the best defensive pairing in the game) have made it clear to the team that they're willing to re-sign for the future IF the team commits to putting a winning team on the ice.

The Preds responded to this by going out and trading for C Paul Gaustad and D Hal Gill at the trading deadline to increase their depth, and they managed to coax RW Alexander Radulov back from Russia at the end of the season. Radulov is widely considered the best player in hockey that wasn't in the NHL, and optimism runs high in Nashville. There are six twenty-goal scorers on the team, and Nashville boasted the league's top power play. Optimism is high in Nashville, but so are expectations. It'll be interesting to see how this one plays out.

The Red Wings have been one of the best organizations and teams in hockey in the 20+ years I've been following the sport. They last won the Stanley Cup in 2007-08 (defeating Pittsburgh), and their lineup is a cavalcade of All-Stars and probable Hall of Famers. They boast one of the best defensemen to ever play the game in Nicklas Lidstrom, and he's accompanied by superb forwards like Pavel Datsyuk, Johan Franzen, Todd Bertuzzi, and Darren Helm. G Jimmy Howard was the best netminder in the league in the first half of the year, but battled injuries in the second half.

I can't give you a non-emotional prediction here, so I'm not going to try. These teams don't like each other, and the fans utterly hate each other. Both barns are loud, but I'd give a very slight edge in volume to Nashville. Either way, this should be an AWESOME series, and I'm going to take my Preds in 7.


#1 Vancouver vs. #8 Los Angeles

10:30 EDT, NBC Sports Network

This one actually shows some promise, which is not always the case with the 1 vs 8 matchup. Both teams come in a little banged-up... Vancouver is missing its all-star center in Daniel Sedin, who is sitting out with a concussion via the elbow of Chicago's Duncan Keith. Los Angeles is short C Jeff Carter due to an ankle injury.

Vancouver are the defending Western Conference champs, and winners of the President's Trophy (best regular-season record). It's been an off year for C Ryan Kesler, who scored 40 goals last year. This year, it's closer to 20. Nonetheless, the Canucks picked up monstrous winger Zack Kassian, faceoff specialist Sami Pahlsson, and augmented their top six forwards with David Booth. They're deeper than they were last year, and their top four defensemen (Dan Hamhuis, Kevin Bieksa, Alexander Edler, and Sami Salo) are excellent.

There is something of a question mark in net, however... Roberto Luongo will show you flashes of true brilliance, but will then flail around and give up the occasional head-scratcher goal. He is backed up by Cory Schneider, who will make a ton of money next year as the starting goaltender for someone else. The hook will be quick on Luongo if he starts to implode like he did last year.

Los Angeles has a ton of skill up front in Anze Kopitar, Jeff Carter, Justin Williams, Dustin Brown, and Dustin Penner, and are a mighty #2 in goals against and #4 on the penalty kill, but are a mind-bogglingly-low 29th in goal scoring. The story for LA is G Jonathan Quick (another reason to feel good about the future of USA Hockey), who has ten shutouts on the year. If LA had any scoring punch at all, they'd be Cup favorites.

Vancouver has a lot to prove to themselves and to the world, but that doesn't mean they're going to walk all over Los Angeles. Vancouver should win this one, but it should take them at least six games.


I'll be floating around this evening to answer questions, and hopefully, we'll get Drew to sneak through at some point... he's been crazy-busy of late, but we're excited to bring you another year of playoff hockey! Thanks for reading.

--tmi3rd

P.S.- Sorry, forgot to add cheerleader pic. Here's a pic of Mrs. Mike Fisher of the Nashville Predators, Carrie Underwood.

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1 I pushed that Zimmerman thread down like a fat kid on the playground.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at April 11, 2012 12:12 PM (GTbGH)

2 what's a Stanley cup, some sort of weird tape measure?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 11, 2012 12:12 PM (8MasJ)

3 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 12:13 PM (8y9MW)

4 LET'S GO BLUES!!!!


Posted by: The Hammer at April 11, 2012 12:14 PM (wo1YR)

5
We see a lot of Hockey Pucks in Hollywood, such as Maggie Cho, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay "Fire Crotch" Lohan.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 11, 2012 12:16 PM (TkGkA)

6 Oh, this is awesome,thanks. I was needing a bit of a primer.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 11, 2012 12:41 PM (SsG4J)

7 I love curling.

Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2012 02:11 PM (QKKT0)

8 Can anyone fucking tell me why this prosecutor is smiling and laughing while announcing a second degree murder charge?

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 11, 2012 02:13 PM (xiVpD)

9

Fuckin' A Right.  It is the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

Go Blackhawks!

I can't wait for the puck to drop in Pa. tonight.  Should be a great series...as will the Kings v. Canucks.

oh, yeah.  Fuck the Red Wings.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 02:15 PM (YYVe7)

10
Hockey arenas are very popular with dentist.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 11, 2012 02:15 PM (TkGkA)

11

What do they call the guy that throws the puck?

Posted by: Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz at April 11, 2012 02:16 PM (TkGkA)

12 I am most conflicted about the Preds/Detroit. I love both teams.

I prefer Pittsburgh over the Flyers, even though Crosby irritates me for some reason.

And I like Vancouver over LA, even though I live here, just because I hate the Lakers.

That's some deep insight into the workings of the female brain, guys;  straight-up chick logic for ya.

I need Black Orchid to come tell me who the best looking team overall is before I make my final choice, however.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 11, 2012 02:18 PM (SsG4J)

13 OK Joe, It's time for you to really step it up for us this post season. We need a Nolan Owen out of you this series.

Posted by: Helen A Handbasquet at April 11, 2012 02:19 PM (erhRE)

14 How come Iginla's never won a Cup? Tony McKegney? Byufglien? Subban? Evander Kane? Willie O'Ree? See a pattern here?

What a racist sport.

Go Sharks!

Posted by: Army of Fact-Checkers at April 11, 2012 02:20 PM (/8qpd)

15

Did the Bruin make the playoffs this year?

 

No, "Bruin" is not a typo

Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 02:21 PM (I2LwF)

16 oh, yeah. Fuck the Red Wings.

Surely you mean the Dead Things.

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at April 11, 2012 02:24 PM (8ac7j)

17 SIDNEY CROSBY IS STILL A BITCH.

Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at April 11, 2012 02:25 PM (6IReR)

18 GAME ON!!! GO B's!!!!!!! I don't know how you get "Buff-lin" from Byfuglien. Whatever, he did win a cup with the BLACKhawks.

Posted by: Tim at April 11, 2012 02:26 PM (pvEwU)

19 OF COURSE YOU LOVE HOKEY, A BUNCH OF WHITE THUGS HITTING THE ONLY BLACK THING ON ICE WITH STICKS!!!

*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 11, 2012 02:27 PM (/Aauo)

20 hockey's so racist.

Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 02:27 PM (I2LwF)

21 I loves the hockey!

Posted by: Mudshark at April 11, 2012 02:30 PM (CRDXw)

22 Lets' go Pens!

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 11, 2012 02:30 PM (BvTwT)

23 Pitt v Philly is going to be interesting . Gots no skin in the game for the third straight year tho . Effing Flames ...... assholes .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2012 02:30 PM (npr0X)

24 Permit me to go briefly O/T to inject a warm fuzzy: @bubbawatson On a walk with my boy!! It's like Bubba Golf- #awesome http://t.co/LXH9LQFw

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2012 02:33 PM (5H6zj)

25 Did the Minnesota Northstars or the Hartford Whalers make it?

Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 02:34 PM (I2LwF)

26 If Nashville wasn't busy sucking horse penis they might win.

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at April 11, 2012 02:35 PM (rNv6U)

27 You're an Animal, Stanley!!!

Posted by: Blanche at April 11, 2012 02:39 PM (nrrR6)

28 Did the Minnesota Northstars or the Hartford Whalers make it? No, but the California Golden Seals got a first round bye.

Posted by: Tim at April 11, 2012 02:42 PM (pvEwU)

29 Great write-up, tmi3rd - nice work in the Beer league, too.  Go B's!

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 02:44 PM (qF3P2)

30 Who are the Hansen Bros. playin' for these days eh?  (Weak I know, but hockey makes me want to trim pubic hair, iron golf shirts and shove ice cubes down the garbage disposal.)

Posted by: FLA Snatch at April 11, 2012 02:44 PM (WqMvr)

31 @18.

Right you are, Tim. Buff was a beast that year, especially against the Canucks.

What an affirmative action sport.

Go Sharks!

Posted by: Army of Fact-Checkers at April 11, 2012 02:47 PM (F9l4e)

32 Leafs going all the way this year I tells ya. .... Shut up.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at April 11, 2012 02:47 PM (I8T/Q)

33 You couldn't post a link to "The Hockey Song" (either version)?

Sheesh.

Posted by: Ken at April 11, 2012 02:48 PM (7yb9x)

34 PS -- Go Rangers. :-)

Posted by: Ken at April 11, 2012 02:52 PM (7yb9x)

35 Ken, I'll see to it on the next one- promise. And thanks, Massideas- it was a fun league!

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 02:53 PM (WRtsc)

36 Better be one of these tomorrow and none of that anti-NY hatred either. The Rangers have to be considered amongst the favorites with a solid defensive team, enough offense to finish in the top 10 in the league and of course the best goaltender in hockey. It's going to be a Blue Broadway in a little over a month.

Posted by: NJRob at April 11, 2012 02:58 PM (FVp26)

37 Hockey Song? Hockey has its own song? Like "Take me out to the Ballpark"? What's the title, "Goalies piss sitting down, pass the fuckin' puck"? 

Posted by: FLA Snatch at April 11, 2012 02:59 PM (WqMvr)

38 Bruins repeat!!!!!

Mark it, bitches!!!

Crosby is a whining whore!

Posted by: Mortis at April 11, 2012 03:06 PM (T/8Sh)

39 I'm just having you on a little, tmi3rd -- but thanks!

Posted by: Ken at April 11, 2012 03:07 PM (7yb9x)

40 UCLA is in the stanley cup? who knew?

Posted by: FLA Snatch at April 11, 2012 03:09 PM (WqMvr)

41 The Penguins can beat the snot out of the Flyers if all else fails. It's kind of odd to see the Flyers with so little toughness.

Posted by: forest at April 11, 2012 03:10 PM (7RBBe)

42 NJRob, the Rangers and the Preds have a lot in common this year... strong defense backed up by decent scoring. I can't promise another one of these tomorrow simply because it's Ace's place and I don't want to overstep my bounds with it... but we'll certainly see what we can do.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 03:11 PM (WRtsc)

43

Ya gotta love the polar bears chances, I mean christ o'mighty, penquins would shit a brick am I right? There's some polar berras' playin' right?

Posted by: FLA Snatch at April 11, 2012 03:13 PM (WqMvr)

44 Ya have to make another just to talk about my beloved Rangers. 1st team we've had that's had a decent shot to win since 1996. Last time we were the #1 seed in the East was 1994 and any Rangers fan knows what happened that year. The curse was ended.

Posted by: NJRob at April 11, 2012 03:15 PM (FVp26)

45

I can't promise another one of these tomorrow simply because it's Ace's place and I don't want to overstep my bounds with it... but we'll certainly see what we can do.

 

One word for you : Ice Girls.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 03:15 PM (7ewWb)

46

 Bruins repeat!!!!!

Mark it, bitches!!!


 

Mortis!  Good to see you. 

Too bad you still have piss poor taste in Hockey Teams.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 03:16 PM (7ewWb)

47 I can't promise another one of these tomorrow simply because it's Ace's place and I don't want to overstep my bounds with it... but we'll certainly see what we can do.

ACE DON'T SKATE!!!!

Posted by: Bobby Duvall at April 11, 2012 03:18 PM (WqMvr)

48 Garrett: good point. NJRob, from your mouth to Drew's ears. Drew is one of the most die-hard Rangers fans I've ever met, and believe you me, he's right there with you. Again, we'll certainly see what we can do... Drew waxes beautifully poetic on the Rangers in a way that I can't do justice, so I'll defer to him on that. But yeah, it's really nice to see them putting it together. I'm just glad they don't have the Caps in the first round again.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 03:18 PM (WRtsc)

49 I can't promise another one of these tomorrow simply because it's Ace's place and I don't want to overstep my bounds with it... but we'll certainly see what we can do.

Can't they bump posts if they want? So even if you bury another George Zimmerman post, they can elevate it, no?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 11, 2012 03:20 PM (SsG4J)

50 C'mon Garrett... how could you not love that annoying twat Marchand?

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 03:20 PM (qF3P2)

51 Are the North Stars in it this year?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 11, 2012 03:30 PM (jucos)

52

C'mon Garrett... how could you not love that annoying twat Marchand?

 

The only thing good about the Bruins was / is Tim Thomas snubbing the Wun.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 03:30 PM (7ewWb)

53

Ice Girls will win over teh Morons.

I doubt Drew will let tomorrow night go unposted.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 03:31 PM (7ewWb)

54

Before the Puck Drops...

Flyers in 6. 

Nashville in 7.

Vancouver in 5.

 

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 03:34 PM (7ewWb)

55 Where's the damn cheerleader pic?!?!?!?

Posted by: Moron who wants a cheerleader at April 11, 2012 03:37 PM (c6Yyl)

56 How can you bring up the Preds without mentioning cutaways to Carrie Underwood?


(He said underwood.  Huh huh.)

Posted by: logprof at April 11, 2012 03:38 PM (ykSKg)

57 IT'S ON!

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 03:42 PM (qF3P2)

58 Logprof, you're absolutely right. Problem solved above.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 03:45 PM (WRtsc)

59 Panties with the Goal!

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 03:46 PM (7ewWb)

60 Nice Underwood.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 03:47 PM (7ewWb)

61 We aim to please. Got to put tmi4th down for the night so I can watch my Preds.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 03:52 PM (WRtsc)

62 Tmi, I hear ya on Drew. We'll see if he posts something and if he doesn't... it's your duty to keep hockey in our public eye. And none of us Rangers fans had that high hopes for this year. We figured it would still take another year or 2 to gel. But I'm extremely grateful they've played as well as they have and love having Ryan Callahan as my team's captain. They're a fun team to watch and play the game correctly. One more time... Let's Go Rangers!

Posted by: NJRob at April 11, 2012 03:52 PM (FVp26)

63 Pen's score again... this is gonna get ugly, and really physical.

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 03:53 PM (qF3P2)

64 59 Logprof, you're absolutely right. Problem solved above.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 07:45 PM (WRtsc)



--Thank you!


Hockey WAGs rule!

Posted by: logprof at April 11, 2012 03:53 PM (ykSKg)

65 NJRob, consider it my sworn duty.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 03:58 PM (WRtsc)

66 This Southern redneck loves hockey, Billy Bob! 

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 04:15 PM (SsG4J)

67 Bully Bob, that was a fine job impersonating many of the lefties I know in NY and NJ. It's amazing how crude they are when talking about sports that might interest mere mortals. Carry on.

Posted by: NJRob at April 11, 2012 04:44 PM (FVp26)

68 Cheeese!

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 04:44 PM (7ewWb)

69 Yo BillyBob- You mean New Orleanians like me who played football as well, but managed to go play college hockey? Unless you're from South Florida or South Texas, I'd say I'm from further south than you.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 04:49 PM (WRtsc)

70 Well, period 1 in the books in Nashville, and I'm curious to see if that 5-on-3 will come back to haunt my Preds. That goal by Briere was offside by a country mile, but Philly doesn't look like they're inclined to climb back into this one.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 04:56 PM (WRtsc)

71 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

1-1.

Posted by: Moron who's glad for the cheeleader, er, hockey wife pic at April 11, 2012 05:15 PM (c6Yyl)

72 Preds uniforms... my eyes... they hurts!

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 05:17 PM (qF3P2)

73 Yeah, especially given how sharp last year's 3rd jerseys were, we were kind of surprised they went with that. That said, it's a unique look for the league.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 05:25 PM (WRtsc)

74 They remind me of something a team in a Finnish or Swedish league would wear.... dirty scandis!

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 05:38 PM (qF3P2)

75 Oh yeah, I forgot:  I denounce myself.  That feels better.

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 05:39 PM (qF3P2)

76 I'd get in on the dirty Scandis thing, but between Rinne, Hornqvist, and Henrik Lundqvist, I kinda have to keep from cursing them. And in the European leagues, they'd be covered in advertisements. They make soccer look positively spartan by comparison in terms of ads.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 05:44 PM (WRtsc)

77

Cheeeeeeese!

x2

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 05:46 PM (7ewWb)

78

...and now the Power Play.

Philly has been doing this all year.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 05:48 PM (7ewWb)

79 I remember Don Cherry had a regular segment in his "Rock'em Sock'em Hockey" tapes (vhs, OR beta, for your viewing pleasure!) called "Swedish Meatballs" and it consisted of about 8 minutes of Swedes & Finns getting creamed on the boards, in open ice, wherever... endlessly entertaining.

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 05:49 PM (qF3P2)

80 Well, you know how to get a European into the corners, right? ...wait for it... Start a fight at center.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 05:51 PM (WRtsc)

81 Holy crap!  You called it, Garrett!

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 05:52 PM (qF3P2)

82

Schen!

That ties it up.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 05:52 PM (7ewWb)

83 tmi3rd... Excellent!

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 05:53 PM (qF3P2)

84

I would not be shocked if Briere gets himself a Hat Trick tonight.

He's a crafty little fuck.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 05:58 PM (7ewWb)

85 Playoff hockey... hot DAMN!

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 06:13 PM (qF3P2)

86

Damn!  Voracek

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 06:24 PM (7ewWb)

87 Penguins probably should have just beat them up again.

I knew things were going wrong after they started that Globetrotters shit on their first power play and gave up the offside goal. If they don't stop being cute with the puck they will lose the series pretty quick.

Posted by: forest at April 11, 2012 06:30 PM (7RBBe)

88 WHEW! That's one!

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 06:42 PM (WRtsc)

89 oooh, Weber's gonna sit a game for that.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 06:42 PM (7ewWb)

90

and now for game # 3!

The NHL Playoffs have it all over EVERY OTHER pro sport.

Hands down.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 06:44 PM (7ewWb)

91 The Sedin Twins - two Girls, no Cup.

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 06:45 PM (qF3P2)

92

The Sedin Twins - two Girls, no Cup.

 

Nice.   Only one girl, no cup tonight, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 06:45 PM (7ewWb)

93 Luongo likes lumberjacks.

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 06:47 PM (qF3P2)

94 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 06:47 PM (7W3wI)

95 On his helmet.  IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 06:47 PM (qF3P2)

96 Garrett, it wouldn't surprise me if that were the case. Remarkable lack of discipline by the Preds tonight.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 06:56 PM (WRtsc)

97 Can I just take a moment to say how little respect I have for Luongo? Drew put it perfectly- he's the worst "good" goaltender out there. If you make him start fighting the puck, he turns into a minor-leaguer.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 06:57 PM (WRtsc)

98 Thomas' slag on Luongo last year was brilliant... something along the lines of "Oh, I didn't know I was here to inflate his tires"... good article here on the differences between a goalie with character, and a goalie utterly lacking in character.  http://yhoo.it/HCzm8v

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 07:03 PM (qF3P2)

99 Tmi3rd, your beloved Pred's Weber should be suspended for the remainder of this series, for grabbing Zetterberg's head and smashing it into the glass at the horn, with the game in hand. What a no-class cock sucker. What sort of knob-gobbler would follow an expansion team with three or four mercenaries who have been with the team for about a week? What exactly is the draw? Geography? That hotbed of hockey, the Smokey Mountains.

Posted by: Pastafarian at April 11, 2012 07:05 PM (KC3A2)

100 Lotsa action in the creases out Vancouver way...

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 07:11 PM (qF3P2)

101 Pastafarian, would you care to enlighten me as to what prompted that? Or do you show up at late hours to drunk-post? And by the way, o supreme fucktard, with 70 games under my belt at the collegiate level, plus over ten years of experience at the minor league level as an official, and then having the honor to get paid to cover a team, I think I'll keep my own counsel on whom I follow.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 07:12 PM (WRtsc)

102 RED WINGS SUCK! RED WINGS SUCK! RED WINGS SUCK!

Posted by: Matt Damon! at April 11, 2012 07:13 PM (KjYfU)

103 It's not like that's Matt Damon Matt Damon, is it?

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 07:16 PM (qF3P2)

104 Interesting that LA is starting to muster some offense.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 07:20 PM (WRtsc)

105

Shanahan is discipline happy, expecially with blows to the head.

Weber obviously thought he was run w/ an elbow to the back of his head...but he should have taken a number.  It's a long series...less so if he sits for more than one game.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 07:22 PM (7ewWb)

106 Agreed. He'll more than likely sit a game for that, especially with such a clear view of it on camera. The Preds will need Hal Gill back for game 2 without question, and that may not be enough. Also, the Detroit PK was AMAZING tonight.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 07:23 PM (WRtsc)

107 The come back kids do it again. LET'S GO FLYERS! Penguins can't fly.

Posted by: Sammy316 at April 11, 2012 07:41 PM (yuOjJ)

108 Quick sure is entertaining.

Posted by: massideas at April 11, 2012 07:46 PM (qF3P2)

109

LA plays a really high pressure game.  If they can keep Vancouver on their heels and rough up Luongo, it'll be a tough matchup for the Canucks.

Also, Quick can stand on his head.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2012 08:08 PM (7ewWb)

110 Garrett, if LA could find any offense at all, they'd be Cup contenders without question. Quick gives me great hope for the future US National Teams (as well as Jimmy Howard and Cory Schneider), and LA's totally got the talent to do it.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 08:43 PM (WRtsc)

111 Lively discussion about the Weber hit on Zetterberg here: http://scoamf.us/sK

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 09:11 PM (WRtsc)

112 Aaaaaahhhhh, Bobby Lou... not that that was his fault, but he overcommitted on that.

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 11, 2012 09:17 PM (WRtsc)

113

Stanley Cup Post - Reason #6 that I love this blog.  Working on Day 2 of playoff beard now. 

Go Hawks.

Penguins can't fly.  Neither can 'Yotes.  But we can

 

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at April 12, 2012 05:27 AM (yK8YH)

114 tmi3rd:  " Pastafarian, would you care to enlighten me as to what prompted that?"

You must be shitting me.

That big dumb fuck Shea Weber, grabbing a future first-ballot hall-of-famer, whose jock strap he will never be able to drag across the ice, by the head and slamming him face-first into the boards, twice, at the horn.

That's what prompted it.

By the way, great rebuttal of my points:  Expansion team loaded with mercenaries?  Appeal to authority:  "I played in college!"

You should post at Kos.  They love that sort of debate tactic there.

Posted by: Pastafarian at April 12, 2012 07:13 AM (p7jpu)

115 BTW, the Preds actually have cheerleaders, not just "ice girls."

Posted by: logprof at April 12, 2012 07:37 AM (ykSKg)

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