November 26, 2012
— Ace I can't believe this f'n' guy got reelected. So, the deification continues.
Not even "Saint Barack." No, no such minor posting for Him.
Appearing on Sunday night's Soul Train awards in Las Vegas, Oscar-winning actor Jamie Foxx called Barack Obama "our lord and savior.""It's like church over here. It's like church in here. First of all, give an honor to God and our lord and savior Barack Obama. Barack Obama," he said.
Remember, wingnuts, you're the anti-science, anti-reason, Magical Thinking ones.
Vengeance Is Mine, Sayeth The Lord : Before the election, Obama rushed a bunch of directives and standards for his possible successor's use of drones to kill terrorists.
Note he put these standards together for a successor. He Himself didn't need standards. God does not err.
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 10:43 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - back and tired at November 26, 2012 10:43 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jay in Ames at November 26, 2012 10:43 AM (i2Lsf)
Thus, the Beast of Revelation was "The Ultimate Expression of Man."
You know, apropos of nothing.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 10:44 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: Olaf at November 26, 2012 10:45 AM (/YJYi)
SMOD, do your duty.
Posted by: DocJ at November 26, 2012 10:45 AM (A5uiv)
Posted by: Lauren at November 26, 2012 10:46 AM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 10:46 AM (4Lo/K)
Posted by: supercore23 at November 26, 2012 10:46 AM (bwV72)
Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 26, 2012 10:46 AM (hNXHo)
Why? Besides Tarantino being completely over-rated, what happened to "not one dime" to liberal scum?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 10:47 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at November 26, 2012 10:47 AM (SDkq3)
Well, I for one will never genuflect to him.
I would rather fart in his general direction.
Didn't a certain well know WWII politician pretty much get the same treatment?
Posted by: Gmac at November 26, 2012 10:48 AM (IanLz)
Posted by: Cato at November 26, 2012 10:48 AM (gbppU)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 26, 2012 10:49 AM (ccXZP)
Their church is everywhere political activity takes place; their dogma is community organizing and stealing votes
Where's the Spanish Inquisition when you need it?
Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at November 26, 2012 10:49 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Repthuglican at November 26, 2012 10:49 AM (u82oZ)
Well, Republican Christians. Any other kind of Christian is okay with them.
Posted by: wiserbud at November 26, 2012 10:50 AM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 10:50 AM (79ueO)
Posted by: boniface ballers at November 26, 2012 10:51 AM (l3RZ9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 10:51 AM (da5Wo)
Wait. "An honor?" Who says that?
"Oh, here, God. Here's your piece of MY pie. No, you can't have a bigger one. Be grateful you're not just getting crumbs!"
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 10:51 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2012 10:51 AM (u82oZ)
Okay, so what do we know?
We know that The People don't notice the thumbscrews on their hands when their hands go numb and the media keeps brainwashing them with propaganda.
But what's gonna happen when those thumbscrews get ratcheted up a notch or two? When the UE rate goes to 9%...10%, the anesthetic will wear off.
And there will be Obama on his pedestal surrounded by his royal court, the media.
The People will see Obama for what he is: a fraud. And then, my friends, the bough will break.
Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 10:52 AM (9Q7Nu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 10:52 AM (79ueO)
It seems like a good idea when you first get started. Posted by: Adolph Hitler at November 26, 2012 02:47 PM (vbh31) .....
Yes it is......
Posted by: Jim Jones at November 26, 2012 10:53 AM (61BD9)
so tell me again why it is that if obama wanted to install himself into a third term he wouldn't have the support of the black community? term limits are for mere mortals afterall
Posted by: kj at November 26, 2012 10:53 AM (fAXyw)
Posted by: Butters at November 26, 2012 10:53 AM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: bosk at November 26, 2012 10:54 AM (n2K+4)
or maybe Oh L-rdeth G-d will walk with us in all ou lives, help us to recieve free-eth abortions killing the parasites that cometh in my womb, May all our days be filled with hate for others, and justification to stealeth from all their work and their efforts. May all of your servants be divisive and separate that they may receive the glory of their individual uniteths.
amen
Posted by: willow at November 26, 2012 10:54 AM (hX8cq)
Bill Clinton's time on earth ends and he finds himself in front of the gate to heaven. Seated before him on a magnificent throne is God Himself. He says to Clinton, "My child, tell me why you should enter."
Clinton, very contrite, says, "Lord, I know I did some terrible things, like that whole Lewinsky thing. But I presided over an economy that brought prosperity to millions, and after I left office I founded a global charity that helped bring millions out of poverty."
The Lord said, "You may enter."
When George W. Bush's life on earth ended, he, too, found him before the throne of God. God asks, "Why should you enter?"
Bush responds, "I know I made many mistakes, like saying their were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, but for most of my life I have been prayerful and devoted to you, trying to live my life as an example."
The Almighty said, "You may enter."
Obama eventually finds himself in the afterlife and is standing before God on His throne. God asks, "Tell me why you should enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
Obama replies, "I'll be happy to answer your question, but first, I think you're sitting in my chair."
Posted by: angler at November 26, 2012 10:54 AM (SwjAj)
Posted by: Mr pink at November 26, 2012 10:54 AM (vmL9q)
Posted by: Dem Xmas at November 26, 2012 10:54 AM (wsGWu)
I doubt it. They didn't see him for what he was when UE went above 10% the first time, why would they now?
No, until people hear lines like Denis Kucinich saying:
"The way the federal funding system works," Kucinich said, "is that if we give a tax break in one place, we need to replace that lost income from somewhere else, like with higher taxes from the rest of us. In other words, this tax break is a massive subsidy for the junk food and fast food industry."
and realize that it's premise is that all wealth comes from, and belongs to, the Government will people start waking up. And then we'll have a shooting war.
The only thing that causes revolutions is people protecting their Property Rights. Even soft revolutions at the ballot box.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 10:55 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2012 10:55 AM (uRRcj)
Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2012 10:56 AM (9XBK2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 02:43 PM (XkWWK)
Yeah, this. If Obama were to be wounded or, God forbid, killed by a white person, all manner of badness would ensue. One does not attack a prophet without consequences.
Posted by: joncelli at November 26, 2012 10:56 AM (RD7QR)
"Recently, Obama has been re-elected for a 2nd term by an illiterate society and he is ready to continue his lies of less taxes while he raises them. He gives speeches of peace and love in the world while he promotes wars as he did in Egypt, Libya and Syria. He plans his next war is with Iran as he fires or demotes his generals who get in the way."
.....
You know, those thugs over there might just have a point!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 10:56 AM (sbV1u)
I'm waiting, God. Even if it puts Joe Biden in charge, I'm waiting.
Funny, the way people worship the SCOAMF. I mean, REALLY funny, because I keep thinking of a quote from The Usual Suspects{/i]:
"I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness."
Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 26, 2012 10:56 AM (Jdtsu)
Posted by: willow at November 26, 2012 10:56 AM (hX8cq)
http://tinyurl.com/buw5ygu (AP link)
Yeah, PokerStars was offshore too. But they had US customers.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 26, 2012 10:56 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: St. Matthews, holds aloft the Holy Welfare Check of Antioch at November 26, 2012 10:56 AM (pSog8)
Posted by: The Mayans, with SMOD chaser at November 26, 2012 10:56 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Winston Smith (Islam edition) at November 26, 2012 10:56 AM (g7XWC)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 10:57 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2012 10:58 AM (e0xKF)
His Royal Blackness.......Jesus Christ Superstar IS Barack Obama, baby.
Eat shit, racists.
Posted by: Jamie Foxx at November 26, 2012 10:58 AM (UK9cE)
The best we were given from YHVH were some undecipherable stone tablets.
Advantage: Lord and Savior Barack Oba-Oba.
Posted by: Gerbil Malodor, Esq. at November 26, 2012 10:58 AM (T5dvf)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 10:58 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: IRS at November 26, 2012 10:58 AM (F6KtL)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 26, 2012 10:59 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: High Priest Justice Roberts at November 26, 2012 10:59 AM (EZl54)
One of the bible stories I remember is how Jezebel got ate by a pack of dogs after she had swayed her people away to false gods.
Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2012 10:59 AM (jm/9g)
Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 10:59 AM (MdEQV)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 10:59 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: wheatie at November 26, 2012 11:00 AM (ICEh3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 11:00 AM (79ueO)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 26, 2012 11:00 AM (zpqa2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 02:43 PM (XkWWK)
On the bright side, the DC area would experience a significant annual reduction in the number of pet dogs that "disappeared".
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2012 11:00 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Zac at November 26, 2012 11:00 AM (F6KtL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 11:01 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Butters at November 26, 2012 11:01 AM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Vic at November 26, 2012 11:01 AM (YdQQY)
63All I'm sayin' is I don't want to see Obama in swaddling clothes.
The only way you will ever see a nativity scene in SanFran?
Posted by: Cicero Kid at November 26, 2012 11:01 AM (OOML8)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 11:01 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: The Gorn at November 26, 2012 11:02 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 11:02 AM (79ueO)
God was a communist philanderer bigamist Kenyan scamster?
How can this happen to America? How can this f*ckin happen?
Posted by: Michael McManus at November 26, 2012 11:02 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 11:02 AM (XkWWK)
*hangs head* Be gentle, I'm still hung over.
OK, I'm in, now what?
....
No! Not the "Happy Birthday!" Anything but the "Happy Birthday!!!!"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 11:03 AM (sbV1u)
72 If only there was some way for me to give less than my current zero to Hollywood.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 26, 2012 02:59 PM (QupBk)
Hi there!
Posted by: BitTorrent at November 26, 2012 11:03 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 26, 2012 11:03 AM (6BvQY)
I'm curious. My neighbors are black and attend church quite often. I wonder what their reaction to this is? It's Ok because Barack is (half) black?
You shall have no other gods before me. - God
Posted by: © Sponge at November 26, 2012 11:03 AM (UK9cE)
Kucinich 's biggest problem IMHO was equating "taxes" with "revenue" (false) and the replacement for a loss in revenue being more revenue (when it could be spending cuts.)
There's less wrong with saying "a drop in Revenue needs to be either replaced or matched with spending cuts." Strangely Kucinich never considers either side of that. He's a simpleton appealing to other simpletons.
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 26, 2012 11:03 AM (cdwHs)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 11:03 AM (Lxw+T)
The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood,
...sounds a lot like SMOD, in all honesty. And this deification, as Ace aptly put it, makes me extremely angry.
Extremely.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 26, 2012 11:04 AM (FVUmk)
The Bible warns about false prophets, but Obama doesn't even qualify as a false prophet. He's just an idiot toady for the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 26, 2012 11:04 AM (ReyBo)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 02:52 PM (9Q7Nu)
Uh.... no....
Unemployment is ALREADY much higher than 9 or 10%.... but the PRESS lies out their ass....
We are still IN a recession.... (actualy a depresion)... once you take the combination of devaluing of the dollar, and Government Deficit spening into account....
Heck... we have 8% + inflation... once you figure it like they USED to....
But the Washington Republicans will not fight.... and the Pressswallows his lies...
Obama is NOT Hitler..... he is Mussolini..... but no one bothers to listen...
Posted by: History... yelling.... LOUDLY at November 26, 2012 11:04 AM (lZBBB)
It occurs through a fundamental misunderstanding of the communicatio idiomatum
Posted by: Martin Fuckin' Luther at November 26, 2012 11:04 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Hopeless at November 26, 2012 11:04 AM (dramD)
There is!
Just Make It Burn! Agitate for higher taxes on actors and producers. get fired form your job and apply for every government welfare program. (Or keep your job and apply anayway)
Get every dollar you can from the Hollywood/Marxist complex. It is not enough simply not to give, you must actively take!
Make It Burn!
Posted by: MrShad at November 26, 2012 11:05 AM (Xqfwb)
Sean Bannion:
Absolutely, the emperor has no clothes and even fucking Pravda can call him out. Why the fuck could not the Romney campaign!!!??? arrghh, well perhaps it was for the best. I never did deep down trust romney's conservative bona fides.
As someone said, it was like they were arguing who was going to be the better manager of the welfare state. what a shitty choice.
My question is whether these regulations are now going to bind his second term??
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 11:05 AM (tVTLU)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, with gasoline and matches, looking innocent at November 26, 2012 11:05 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: Adam at November 26, 2012 11:05 AM (/YJYi)
Posted by: Reggie Love at November 26, 2012 11:05 AM (SwjAj)
We're re-living 2004-2008 all over again, just opposite.
In 2004 the Left was absolutely certain Bush would lose..even to John Kerry. The Left was convinced everyone hated Bush and would never give that dunce another term. Iraq was quickly turning into a disaster (with the help of the media), the deficit was soaring, and corruption abounded. Bush will be crushed, they thought.
Just like us in 2012, they were wrong. The majority was okay with President Bush and felt no need to change leadership.
But immediately after the '04 election, everything went sour for Bush and the GOP. Bush's 2nd term was a political disaster. In just two years, everything changed for the Democrats in 2006.
The same thing will happen again. The Democrats think they can finagle their way back into the House majority. Not gonna happen. Things are gonna get rough for everyone and despite the media, the blame will fall on Obama and the Democrats.
Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 11:05 AM (9Q7Nu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 11:06 AM (XkWWK)
Ouch.
But sadly appropriate.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 11:06 AM (sbV1u)
Fuck you H'wood!!!
Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 11:06 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 11:06 AM (E23Tl)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 11:06 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Cricket at November 26, 2012 11:06 AM (DrC22)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 11:07 AM (Lxw+T)
I want to cancel my cable because there's only about 3 people left whose work I can watch, but I don't know what the heck cable I need.
I'd been kind of postponing it but thanks to Useful Idiot #3,486,942 named Jamie Foxx, I'll be figuring out what HDMI (?) means and ordering the cord so I can run off my laptop.
Can you do other stuff on your laptop when you're streaming stuff to your TV?
Posted by: Biblio Not Good at Tech at November 26, 2012 11:07 AM (7o8VY)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 26, 2012 11:07 AM (GVxQo)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 26, 2012 11:07 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Revelations at November 26, 2012 11:07 AM (wwsoB)
"Our Lord and Savior, Barack Obama"
Posted by: The "arist" formerly known as "The Arist former known as Prince" at November 26, 2012 11:07 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: MJ at November 26, 2012 11:08 AM (TR60b)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 11:08 AM (79ueO)
Hate to be the one that breaks it to you. Take a look at the election results, they aren't the 47%, we are.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 11:08 AM (0q2P7)
Sure. You'll want to not surf pr0n at the same time you're streaming because of the bandwidth issues, but you can still do other things while you stream.
Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 11:08 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: kj at November 26, 2012 02:53 PM (fAXyw)
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Watch for it. It's coming. (I mean, how could we possibly turn away our first black preezy because of some out-dated piece of paper......c'mon.)
Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 11:08 AM (MdEQV)
A year from now CAC will be back with "ZOMG generic ballot has R+10!!"
And everyone will be back to the ol' circle jerk. But for now it's gloom and doom and quitter talk as if none of you have ever lived through two terms of Democrat domination.
Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 11:08 AM (9Q7Nu)
Posted by: Cato at November 26, 2012 11:08 AM (gbppU)
And no - card and accounting tricks do not count.
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 26, 2012 11:08 AM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Biblio Not Good at Tech at November 26, 2012 11:08 AM (7o8VY)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 26, 2012 11:08 AM (QupBk)
BTW, you know it's a tough golf course when God gets a snowman on every hole.
Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2012 11:08 AM (/ZZCn)
I pointed out that no incumbent president has ever failed to win reelection when there's a war going on. How that works with Hopey McDouchebag is anybody's guess.
Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 11:09 AM (E23Tl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 11:09 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Vincent at November 26, 2012 11:09 AM (wwsoB)
Good thing they're only 12% of the population, huh?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 11:09 AM (sbV1u)
No! Not the "Happy Birthday!" Anything but the "Happy Birthday!!!!"
That cartoon creeped me the fuck out.
I know I just split the hell out of an infinitive, or something like that, but symbiotic relationship was sick.
Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2012 11:10 AM (3SvjA)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 26, 2012 11:10 AM (3OmJs)
Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2012 11:10 AM (9XBK2)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 26, 2012 03:07 PM (QupBk)
------------------------------------------------
Do you have a not-so-great room?
Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 11:10 AM (MdEQV)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 26, 2012 11:11 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2012 11:11 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 11:11 AM (Lxw+T)
Oh, I dunno. Depends on which frame the screen freezes at.
Could be rather....pleasing.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 11:11 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 26, 2012 11:11 AM (feFL6)
He was deemed racist.
His role was re-cast to be played by a transgendered African-American Muslim female community activist with breast cancer that was caused by Big Oil greed.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2012 11:11 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 26, 2012 03:07 PM (GVxQo)
The wording and syntax reminds me of some old trolls from a while back.
Posted by: Vic at November 26, 2012 11:12 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: tcn at November 26, 2012 11:12 AM (ZOUmX)
135 Well if Obama is a full-on deity, I want to see some fucking miracles.
And no - card and accounting tricks do not count.
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (pAlYe)
I hear he can make a dog disappear.
Posted by: BitTorrent at November 26, 2012 11:12 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: DocJ at November 26, 2012 11:13 AM (A5uiv)
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at November 26, 2012 11:13 AM (Lxw+T)
Hundreds and hundreds of Morons, and only one of you got the reference??
I can see I have my work cut out for me.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 11:13 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Biblio Not Good at Tech at November 26, 2012 03:07 PM (7o8VY)
Yes.... but you need to go in to the video settings and EXTEND your desktop to the TV Screen, then drag the movie or show over to it....
Lots of help files on how to do it....
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 26, 2012 11:13 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Jamie Foxx at November 26, 2012 11:13 AM (wIgpo)
Why Ray Charles didn't get an Oscar I don't know. I mean he was Ray Charles in actual fact.
Things I think about.
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2012 11:13 AM (KXm42)
>>>A year from now CAC will be back with "ZOMG generic ballot has R+10!!"
IOW, this is when they look to us and say "Help us" and we're s'pposed to whisper "No"
Posted by: uterus cannon at November 26, 2012 11:14 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 11:14 AM (Lxw+T)
135
Well if Obama is a full-on deity, I want to see some fucking miracles.
And no - card and accounting tricks do not count.
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (pAlYe)
I hear he can make a dog disappear.
Posted by: BitTorrent at November 26, 2012 03:12 PM (da5Wo)
With a snap of his nicotine-stained fingers, he can make MSM tongues appear in his asshole.
Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 11:14 AM (E23Tl)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2012 11:14 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Meremortal, run...it's burning! at November 26, 2012 11:15 AM (1Y+hH)
And no - card and accounting tricks do not count.
Making a trillion dollars disappear without a trace wasn't enough? Tough crowd.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2012 11:15 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 11:15 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 26, 2012 11:15 AM (UjSt7)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 26, 2012 11:16 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: BitTorrent at November 26, 2012 03:12 PM (da5Wo)
And Lo, I stretched forth my Hand and the dead walked, to the polls, to vote for the Won.... and the old, and insane, and halt, and Lame, also came to vote... and I saw that this was ... good....
Posted by: Obama 4:13 at November 26, 2012 11:16 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 11:16 AM (79ueO)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 26, 2012 11:17 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 26, 2012 11:17 AM (VtjlW)
About 6% with a re-engineered version of the CPI.
If this is inflation, prepare to be surprised if/when it actually hits.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 26, 2012 11:17 AM (ON54M)
Old Joe saved them from being back in chains, and Barry told them it wasn't their fault they don't have shit. It's the "Man's" fault.
He is a God to them, everything they want to believe he tells them.
He also gives them everything they want. Like spoiled childern, they always want more and Barry is there to give it to them.
We are so fucked.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 26, 2012 11:17 AM (wR+pz)
The frightening part is that Obama doesn't come out and put a stop to this kind of worship
Posted by: kj at November 26, 2012 03:12 PM (fAXyw)
Actually, I'd be amazed if he wasn't encouraging it. He is that into himself.
Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 11:17 AM (E23Tl)
Posted by: Pyrocles at November 26, 2012 11:17 AM (cv5Iw)
Posted by: Barack Obama, Diety at November 26, 2012 11:17 AM (1Rgee)
Why did RR lose the election?
The main two theories I have heard thrown about is that:
1) the demographic waves are making it very tough for pub candidates; or
2) this election was about the makers versus the takers.
But in response to these points I would just like to point out Mississippi.
There are a shit ton of poor people in MI and the state is roughly 40% black and other minorities, maybe a bit higher.
But yet it is a solid red state. What does MI have that a lot of the northern states do not have:
Unions. That is the only main factor I see to explain the disconnect (other than the obvious cultural conservative differences - but I do not believe that 90% of white Southerners are prolife, etc.)
We have to figure out some way to address this problem as it stands in our way in what should be winning states.
I mean, does anyone have any theories as to why we cannot win lily white Iowa? Never spent time there but I would be curious as to thoughts on that specific state.
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 11:17 AM (tVTLU)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (0q2P7)
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And some people, even a person on this thread, think this is just another dem term. They'll be out to break us this next time and they have a populace, media, and education behind them to do it.
The dems don't want European type socialism. They want the soviet.
Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 11:18 AM (MdEQV)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 11:18 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 11:18 AM (DoZD+)
Posted by: thunderb at November 26, 2012 11:18 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 03:11 PM (feFL6)
Hmmm.... being near Washington DC could be the SAFEST place in the country in case of War....
Because our enemies know that Washington is their best friend and ally.... in any conflict...
Why attack your friends?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 26, 2012 11:19 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 11:19 AM (wb1e3)
I seem to remember God getting boo'ed 3 times during the Rat Convention.
This is just creepy on so many levels. Damn, I guess the Mayans were right. These sick people blast religion and Christians and Jews in general for their beliefs but idolize a false image a la Barack.
Truly sick.
Posted by: Cheri at November 26, 2012 11:19 AM (G+Wff)
Have we considered the possibility Mr. Foxx wasn't being serious?
Before I get the vapors, I mean, I'd like to know why.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2012 11:19 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 26, 2012 11:20 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2012 11:20 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 26, 2012 11:20 AM (VtjlW)
Alexthechick - 179:
Me as well, me as well. I only teared up though when I heard he passed. Lefties are truly unhinged.
You should really buy Reagan's radio addresses (i think they used to happen weekly), they are great to listen to and it is unbelievable how much of a grasp he had over the mind numbing details of so many issues.
a really fun listen.
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 11:20 AM (tVTLU)
179 You know, I admire Reagan greatly. I cried when he died. I don't think I've ever even thought about calling him Our Lord and Savior.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 26, 2012 03:17 PM (VtjlW)
I was in DC at the time of the funeral. Went downtown for the procession (?). I was about two blocks from where the jets did their flyover. The whole thing was surreal. Like something out of a movie. People everywhere. Standing on any and everything to see. People hanging out of windows in buildings. People on the roof of buildings. And then....utter silence as he came by. I've never been in a public place that was that silent. Just, surreal.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 11:21 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 11:21 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 11:21 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 11:21 AM (E23Tl)
Well, we will know it's over if Barry stops eating dog. Hitler was a vegetarian.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 26, 2012 11:21 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: thunderb at November 26, 2012 11:22 AM (Dnbau)
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There is a great piece of Nazi propaganda. There is a stained glass portrait of Jesus. Then rocks are thrown breaking the stained glass and behind it is revealed a portrait of Hitler. Maybe Obama could do something similar.
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 26, 2012 11:22 AM (XUKZU)
Remember, to the moonbats, destroying the US IS a miracle.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 11:23 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 03:17 PM (tVTLU)
I was watching a History channel special on Men who Made America....
During the McKinley election... there was about a 90% turnout of voters...
Today, even with it being EASIER to vote, we are barely at 50%...
The American Electorate no longer feels it has any say in Government.... that their vote does not count....
THAT is why Romney lost.... Conservative America stayed home.... because of despair...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 26, 2012 11:23 AM (lZBBB)
Thanks! We're on it!
Posted by: The DNC/ MSM Complex at November 26, 2012 11:24 AM (z63Tr)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 11:24 AM (QxSug)
Remember, to the moonbats, destroying the US IS a miracle.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 03:23 PM (0q2P7)
No, more along the lines of doing the lord's work.
Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 11:24 AM (E23Tl)
No one ever wants to hear "where is your god NOW!"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2012 11:24 AM (wwsoB)
"Obama is NOT Hitler..... he is Mussolini..... but no one bothers to listen..."
Mussolini spoke 4 languages, fought the mafia and made trains run on time.
Can't say the same for mr clusterfuck
Posted by: fromabroad at November 26, 2012 11:25 AM (rnV3B)
so what
It's dangerous talk. Some people are on the verge of deity worship. Saying something like this even in jest gives them reinforcement that it is OK to think that way. It's not. It's very very dangerous.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 11:25 AM (0q2P7)
Romeo13,
I love those shows, but I must have missed that factoid. 90%, that is NUTS!! Honestly though, I don't know what higher turnout would mean for us. That would bring in the real dummies I guess, but perhaps we would fare better. On that front, I don't know.
And I meant MS as the abbreviation for Mississippi, not MI.
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 11:26 AM (tVTLU)
Maybe Obama could do something similar.
Maybe we should do something similar.
Isn't it about time we be more creative and youtube to satirize the absurdity of Obama's iconic image?
Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 11:26 AM (9Q7Nu)
*****
Jamie Foxx is an idiot...Oh and you're a racist
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 26, 2012 11:27 AM (SkyIE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 11:27 AM (XkWWK)
Fucking. Creepy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 11:27 AM (da5Wo)
So who are the GOP bosses frontrunning for 2016?
Jeb Bush
The GOP is conceding the 2016 election 4 years ahead of time
Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2012 11:27 AM (wwsoB)
Get most or all of the local channels, you will.
Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at November 26, 2012 11:27 AM (Dll6b)
Joeindc:
Your last statement had me busting up laughing. Exactly.
At the end of the day, perhaps RR losing was like an unanswered prayer, not to borrow too much from Garth Brooks!!
It is time for Zero to own this fucking mess. And perhaps in 2016 we will have a real conservative ready to go. I just hope the justices can stay healthy...
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 11:28 AM (tVTLU)
Posted by: yes rhetorical questions are my favorite at November 26, 2012 11:28 AM (Kflw4)
Posted by: thunderb at November 26, 2012 11:28 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2012 11:28 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 11:29 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 11:29 AM (79ueO)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 11:29 AM (QxSug)
Fucking. Creepy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 03:27 PM
Whenever someone does that, refer to Obullshit as "your boyfriend" or "your jesus"
Pisses lefties off something awful because they believe they're above idol worship
Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2012 11:30 AM (wwsoB)
The CCC, Civil Conservation Corp, or FDR's Hitler Youth is coming soon. Just watch. To get people back to "work" he will start it up.
People forget FDR was a pure fucking socialist that started this all.
http://tinyurl.com/34zfcz
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 26, 2012 11:30 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: sTevo at November 26, 2012 11:30 AM (vroT8)
"There are a shit ton of poor people in MI and the state is roughly 40% black and other minorities, maybe a bit higher. "
Michigan is 14.3% black. 80.2% white. 4.5% Latino or hispanic origin.
Posted by: jwest at November 26, 2012 11:31 AM (ZDsRL)
I turned Hitler from a frog to a prince, ja? Took an Austrian lunatic with a comic mustache who ranted incoherently, and made him into a 1934-ish Christ
The MFM sort of does the same thing with Obama, every Goddamned day
Posted by: Leni R at November 26, 2012 11:31 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: JoJo at November 26, 2012 11:31 AM (MSrqi)
Posted by: Reverend Kool-Aid at November 26, 2012 11:31 AM (Kflw4)
210...I was watching a History channel special on Men who Made America....
Those shows are designed to deliver the message that..."America was built by evil greedy men, and so it should now be fundamentally changed".
Posted by: wheatie at November 26, 2012 11:31 AM (ICEh3)
To Democrats Tax and Revenue are the same thing. That is, they believe that a lower tax rate = lower revenue. But the only way they could get there is by looking at percentage of income taxed. Moving the tax rates down increases revenue in real numbers, and revenue as percent of GDP has been pretty constant no matter what we've done with Income Tax Rates (It's been a while since I looked, but IIRC it's between 17 & 18% of GDP on average). Therefore, they can only believe that higher taxes = more money to government if they believe that the Government owns all the money and any that they "let" you have is out of some sense of benevolence.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 11:31 AM (5DR1j)
Where's the Spanish Inquisition when you need it?
Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at November 26, 2012 02:49 PM (Dll6b)
somewhere unexpected, I reckon.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2012 11:31 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from obamaboro, Vt and proud of it !!!! at November 26, 2012 11:32 AM (48wze)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 26, 2012 11:32 AM (zpqa2)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2012 11:32 AM (B/VB5)
30 years ago, the popular bumper sticker was: QUESTION AUTHORITY
Today?
WORSHIP AUTHORITY
Come to think of it, that phrase with Obama's iconic image attached would make a great bumper sticker.
Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 11:32 AM (9Q7Nu)
Not participating in the political process is an open statement against the Constitution. I would never excuse for emotional reasons a failure to vote. Any person not voting for some feeling of anger or sadness, is voting, for non-representative government. Not voting, is voting, to abandon the Constitution. *spit*
Now that crop has matured, I hope that they are ready to reap the whirlwind their apathy has sown.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 11:32 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2012 11:32 AM (9XBK2)
http://tinyurl.com/cbzwvky
Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2012 11:32 AM (wwsoB)
Suicide is painless, or so they say...
Posted by: Larry from Laramie at November 26, 2012 11:32 AM (Dll6b)
http://www.morticom.com/celebritydeathmussolini10.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 11:32 AM (wb1e3)
But he gave me my Obama phone....and he gonna pay my electric bill now...he even gonna pay for my boobeh implants now. He gotta be Jesus. Jesus luvs me, oh, this I know.
/MTG
Posted by: Old Worn Out Obama Girl in Ohio at November 26, 2012 11:33 AM (ReyBo)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 11:34 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: Jordan at November 26, 2012 11:34 AM (jRfn3)
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Let's see how closely he follows Il Douchebag's example.
Mussolini was hog-tied, drug behind a jeep, then hung from a gas-station sign IIRC.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2012 03:28 PM (e0xKF)
I believe he was hung with a certain part of his anatomy stuffed in his mouth.
Posted by: tofer732 at November 26, 2012 11:34 AM (2zM0P)
Posted by: Larry from Laramie at November 26, 2012 11:34 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 11:35 AM (wb1e3)
Billybob,
Agreed 100% re FDR. WWII started when nazis invade poland, but we just give her up to the fucking commies with no question??
And, as this post by Ace confirms, can we agree to tax the ever fucking love of shit out of hollywood. HOW IS THIS NOT ON THE TABLE, NOW!!!
We did it before right after WWII at 20% of gross receipts. I say we double down and go for 30% of GROSS receipts. Straight across the board. Why does brad pitt need more jets.
Time to OWN IT, you liberal leftist snide fucks.
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 11:35 AM (tVTLU)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2012 11:35 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2012 11:36 AM (B/VB5)
Oh, look. There goes my blood pressure again.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 11:36 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: cargo cult at November 26, 2012 11:36 AM (Kflw4)
Posted by: thunderb at November 26, 2012 11:36 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at November 26, 2012 11:37 AM (1hM1d)
Negative ads painted him as a greedy boss, and worked.
Mitt could not overcome his own fucking Romney Care, so he never when full bore on Obama Care, he couldn't
And, sadly, his religion. Mormons are still not trusted by a lot of people.
I don't know who would have been better to run. Perry showed he was a light weight early. Cain was entertaining, period. Newt, too many dead wives. Huntsman, not a Republican. Santorium, a little to religiously creepy.
Did I leave anyone out? Oh yeah, someone who could have won.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 26, 2012 11:37 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 03:25 PM (0q2P7)
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Yup. Of course, this meme was started in 2009 (remember the MFM pics of him with a halo?). The MFM, in their own way, is going to perpetuate this.
Come 2015, the 51% will be asking themselves why the fucking Constitution didn't take into consideration the likelyhood of an actual living god being the president. As I said. A third term is not out of the question. Watch for it.
Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 11:37 AM (MdEQV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 11:37 AM (wb1e3)
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!!
Posted by: The Great and Powerful Oz at November 26, 2012 11:38 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 11:38 AM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Jordan at November 26, 2012 11:38 AM (jRfn3)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2012 11:39 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 03:37 PM (da5Wo)
I just threw up, mostly in my mouth. Mostly.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx just loves him some LIB at November 26, 2012 11:39 AM (GRvW4)
Kid doesn't have a chance.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 11:39 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 11:39 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2012 11:39 AM (xF6db)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 11:39 AM (5DR1j)
Also, they believe that tax cut = spending.
Honestly, we need to be better at playing that game. Instead of Boehner talking about "revenue" but keeping tax rates at current rates, he should be just calling any (projected) revenue increases a "tax increase on the wealthiest Americans".
For instance, if the agreed to a cap on the home mortgage deduction, they should stick to calling it a tax increase on the rich. Not "revenue".
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2012 11:40 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Redd Foxx at November 26, 2012 11:40 AM (n/ubI)
Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 26, 2012 11:40 AM (ReyBo)
No. Mostly Jordan has all the brains of a retarded sea cucumber, and all the intellectual integrity of Janus on meth.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 11:41 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: thunderb at November 26, 2012 11:41 AM (Dnbau)
277 -
If you live in a time and place where the question needs to be asked, then I think the answer is no.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2012 11:41 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 11:41 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 11:41 AM (wb1e3)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 26, 2012 11:41 AM (NzBQO)
I wouldn't go that far. People are lazy. It takes time to educate yourself, and if you do that then that's time you can't spend on ESPN, getting hammered, on Call of Duty: Black Ops II, chasing tail, or, in the case of Greg, at the local glory hole.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 11:42 AM (sbV1u)
Proposed amendment.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 11:42 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: James at November 26, 2012 11:42 AM (ssVbu)
Hmmmm..... I think the meme should be...
Those is Oz Worshiped the Great Ozma too....
Now, if we just had some little press dog willing to pull back the curtain...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 26, 2012 11:42 AM (lZBBB)
At least the Romans waited until you died to deify you.
Posted by: Secundus at November 26, 2012 11:43 AM (jOqJf)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 03:42 PM (5DR1j)
Yeah.... capping deductions will KILL LLCs.... which are MOST small businesses...
dumb dumb dumb GOP.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 26, 2012 11:43 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 26, 2012 11:43 AM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: beach at November 26, 2012 11:44 AM (LpQbZ)
291 BCochran, that is truly disturbing. Will the keep have a positive outlook growing up? How are the parents?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 03:41 PM (wb1e3)
Never met the mom, don't know anything about her. Played ball in college with the dad. He spent most of TFG's first term pretending to be completely apolitical, hated the process, politics sucks, always mocked it. Finally came out as a TFG supporter a couple months before the election. Wasn't a shock. He came out partially cause I gave him crap. It was obv where he was coming from.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 11:44 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 11:44 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: mob rule never ends well at November 26, 2012 11:44 AM (Kflw4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2012 11:45 AM (xF6db)
Posted by: William Penn at November 26, 2012 11:46 AM (6kkPP)
Posted by: Jordan at November 26, 2012 11:46 AM (jRfn3)
Like reducing premiums by %3000%?
Like cutting the deficit in half?
You fucking chowderhead.
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 11:47 AM (4Lo/K)
How does a dying empire pay for bread and circuses?
Conquest. Conquer others and take their shit. We are gonna live in very interesting times as the republic dies and proles of the empire keep demanding free shit.
All we need is a "short victorious war."
Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 11:47 AM (OQpzc)
BillyBob,
I agree, out of all the candidates we had, Romney was the best to defeat Zero. But what the fuck does that say about our candidates. Sweet Jesus. Again, all I can hearken back to is just listening to the primary debates, just a few of them, and doing other work. And what came through was that Romney was the only one who could fucking talk. Gingrich somewhat, but seeing that guy as electable nationally is laughable.
Jwest,
Sorry, I meant MS, not MI.
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 11:47 AM (tVTLU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 11:48 AM (wb1e3)
Mr. Obama,
When you raise Jamie Foxx's taxes, please raise Jordan's taxes. After all, that's what he prays to you about every night after he thanks you for creating the earth in seven days. Please give him what he wants.
Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 26, 2012 11:48 AM (ReyBo)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at November 26, 2012 11:49 AM (1hM1d)
Like promises to being open and transparent, then ramming 2700-page bills whose contents not even the fucking House Majority leader pretended to be remotely informed about through Congress?
You pathetic assclown.
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 11:49 AM (4Lo/K)
Not sure how that is supposed to help. We're going to be spending on a "short victorious war" but won't be able to conquer and take anyone's shit. Back to square one.
Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 11:49 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2012 11:50 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 11:50 AM (OQpzc)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 11:50 AM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 03:48 PM (wb1e3)
And then proceeded to make his Horse, a Senator....
Much like they made someone sitting in an asylum, a Member of the House of Representatives....
Posted by: History.... Yelling.... again... at November 26, 2012 11:50 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: James at November 26, 2012 03:42 PM (ssVbu)
I thought the antichrist was suppose to be some sort of a economic, foreign policy, social miracle worker. Not some stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: The Space Pope at November 26, 2012 11:50 AM (Pczp2)
Like reducing unemployment back to Bush levels, if only the spigot of SuperSmart Barrybucks was turned on?
You syphilitic shit-for-brains.
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 11:51 AM (4Lo/K)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 11:52 AM (DoZD+)
Posted by: no eleventh marble at November 26, 2012 11:52 AM (Kflw4)
Jamie Foxx may try to say now that he 'was only joking' about this...
But he obviously wasn't.
If you watch the video...he wasn't joking.
He said twice "It's like church", and he was not talking at all as though he was joking.
Posted by: wheatie at November 26, 2012 11:52 AM (ICEh3)
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 11:52 AM (4Lo/K)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 11:53 AM (79ueO)
If there's an argument to convince me that there's good reason to allow someone to deduct mortgage interest after financing a $10 million dollar home, I've not heard it yet.
The GOP isn't going to shake it's "party of the rich" stereotype (false though it may be) while behaving as though they are. Increasing tax rates on "the rich" isn't something I'd support, but we lost the "fair share" argument, and not without reason.
Besides, too many people who bought multi-million dollar homes voted for TFG, so screw 'em.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2012 11:53 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 03:49 PM (GQ8sn)
It is a play on a David Weber series.
But, imagine if we kept what we conquered. Like if we just took the Iraqi's oil. At some point we have to stop the insanity of just looking for ways to piss away patriots and trillions of dollars.
Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 11:53 AM (OQpzc)
I wonder what Oprah's church is like these days?
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 11:53 AM (DoZD+)
Source - New World Encyclopedia
http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Caligula
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 11:53 AM (wb1e3)
Yup.
Sure is.
Can't wait for Nero to break out is fiddle.
I think some music will go good with the bonfire.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 11:54 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2012 11:54 AM (xF6db)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 26, 2012 11:54 AM (GVxQo)
It doesn't say that. It says the world will love him.
Look around. Does it look like the world does Love them some Barack Hussein Obama mmm... mmm... mmm?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 11:54 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: Lauren at November 26, 2012 11:55 AM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 26, 2012 11:55 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2012 11:56 AM (/ZZCn)
Posted by: tattered bent corner card at November 26, 2012 11:57 AM (Kflw4)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 11:57 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 26, 2012 11:57 AM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 11:57 AM (XkWWK)
Roku makes a streamer. Sells from $50-$99. Can be used to stream Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu Plus, HBOGo, among others.
Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 11:58 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 26, 2012 11:58 AM (k4bdL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 11:58 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2012 03:53 PM (SY2Kh)
LLCs are taxed as personal Income...
LLCs will have their DEDUCTIONS CAP'd according to this plan.
They are talking total deductions.... like BUSINESS deductions.
If you Cap an LLC's deductions, then all the rest of income is Tax'd....
Heck, even paying the ObamaCare mandate for your Employees will not be a deduction if you make over X dollars.....
Dumb dumb dumb...
Posted by: Ozymandius at November 26, 2012 11:59 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 11:59 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: math is racist at November 26, 2012 11:59 AM (Kflw4)
We stopped taking other people's shit a long time ago. The native indians? I believe they were our last victims of "shit taking".
Then we gave them back some reservations, though I wouldn't call that a fair trade.
Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 12:00 PM (GQ8sn)
When I saw the first 30 seconds of the trailer for Tarantino's Django movie, I thought it was a Wayans' brothers comedy and that Foxx was a Wayans.
I suppose that's the biggest insult I can hurl at him right now.
Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at November 26, 2012 12:00 PM (ThM2Q)
I think someone did the math and figured out it would last less than a week.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 12:00 PM (5DR1j)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 12:00 PM (wb1e3)
Posted by: Ambassador Christopher Stevens at November 26, 2012 12:00 PM (qs9G3)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 26, 2012 12:01 PM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2012 03:52 PM (TOk1P)
---------------------------------------------
Incompetence can't be seen by the incompetent. Stupid feeds stupid. Ignorance is bliss. You starting to get the picture?
Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 12:01 PM (0byV7)
But...but...but I thought they denied God three times at their little confab a few months ago.
I'm confused.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 26, 2012 12:01 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: Rules for Radicals #5 at November 26, 2012 12:02 PM (Kflw4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 12:02 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: thunderb at November 26, 2012 12:03 PM (Dnbau)
It is. And one of the biggest problems we have is reeducating the American Public on the ideals of Liberty, including the true definition of "value." You're not worth what you think you're worth. You're worth what someone is willing to pay you.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 12:03 PM (5DR1j)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 12:03 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Crom at November 26, 2012 12:03 PM (1WKq7)
Yeah. That's what he said.
They destroy any religion they didn't create themselves, so that the State they create can be the religion.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 12:04 PM (5DR1j)
340:
You must have missed my last post on the antichrist.
Look, nothing personal, but I don't think there is any reason for personal attacks when I have made none. We can have fun and debate whatever, but no need to be an ass and namecall. I haven't done so.
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 12:04 PM (tVTLU)
You really are new here, aren't you?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 12:05 PM (5DR1j)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 04:04 PM (5DR1j)
Didn't Christ warn his followers that they would be persecuted? It seems the good times are coming to an end.
Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 12:06 PM (OQpzc)
AllenG:
Yeah, fairly new, but I must say your posts and dedication to the SCOAMF have made me laugh for a long time.
and is it true you have a blog!!
hahahahaha.
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 12:07 PM (tVTLU)
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 03:52 PM (4Lo/K)
Nope.
Al Gore declared his fourth "Planetary Emergency"
http://tinyurl.com/c7zb6u9
Posted by: Chris Matthews at November 26, 2012 12:07 PM (Pczp2)
Posted by: no eleventh marble at November 26, 2012 03:52 PM (Kflw4)
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Rush and others have made a point of this. This recession has been too easy on the unemployed. They really didn't have that many hardships to endure, thanks to all the government handouts.
Hard times make people make hard decisions. The last four years just wasn't hard enough.
Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 12:10 PM (0byV7)
Soona:
I would tend to agree with this up to this point. We have not had a hard life in this country. Our idea of poverty is laughable in other nations.
My grandparents first house did not have running water. Imagine that. Today this would be some sort of genocidal war crime. But if we continue down the current path much worse awaits us, I fear.
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 12:18 PM (tVTLU)
Posted by: Jordan at November 26, 2012 12:18 PM (jRfn3)
Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 04:06 PM (OQpzc)
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Absolutely. I had a preacher friend of my dad tell me that some day my belief in God would be ridiculed, spat upon, and persecuted. But that was back in the 50's when he told me and it seemed almost impossible then.
This last election was the final nail, so to speak. A very large portion of this country's populace, even so-called conservatives, would just as soon have us not exist.
Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 12:18 PM (0byV7)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 26, 2012 12:20 PM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 12:21 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 12:21 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 12:22 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 12:24 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2012 12:25 PM (v8RoL)
Posted by: Jordan at November 26, 2012 12:25 PM (jRfn3)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 26, 2012 12:44 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 04:44 PM (feFL6)
Why can't jews write "God?"
Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 12:48 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 26, 2012 01:05 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 05:05 PM (feFL6)
Which is the reason I write God with a capital G. I don't get it.
Grow a pair.
Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 01:14 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 26, 2012 01:27 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 05:27 PM (feFL6)
You suspect wrong. And that wasn't aimed at you. Any other invalid assumptions I can help you with?
Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 01:45 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 26, 2012 02:08 PM (feFL6)
That is my theory. Your mileage may vary. But remember the Egyptians when they carved hieroglyphs usually left them just a bit incomplete least the hieroglyph came to life.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 02:14 PM (wb1e3)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 06:08 PM (feFL6)
You are fucking loon.
Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 02:14 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 06:14 PM (wb1e3)
Hey, thanks. That actually makes sense.
Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 02:18 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: puddleglum at November 26, 2012 02:19 PM (wHm+9)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at November 26, 2012 02:47 PM (feFL6)
Awww...Jean, you poor lazy person who refused to learn what a 3rd grader knows. Impeachment isn't a response to doing something you don't like. It has a process, and one must commit a felony. How cute....you used your brain almost.
Besides Anyone who calls for Obama's impeachment IS in fact a racist!
Why isn't the FBI or the Justice Department investigating the widespread voter fraud that enabled Barack Obama to win the 2012 election? The simple answer is because there is nothing to investigate. Searching for something that does not exist is a waste of taxpayer money and a pointless exercise in futility. The 2012 election was not a close election. President Obama soundly defeated Mitt Romney 332-206 electoral votes and by a popular vote margin of 50.8-47.5 percent. Yet, the myth that widespread voter fraud swung the election for Obama continues to persist on Right wing web sites and blogs. These myths are usually divorced from the facts altogether or grounded in baseless speculation.
Why did Obama win?!?!? Here's why!
It wasn't because of gifts. It wasn't because of making Mitt Romney unacceptable, it wasn't about biography, it wasn't Hurricane Sandy, it wasn't because of strategy.
It was because after four years of saying that the President of the United States was a socialist, Nazi, terrorist, Kenyan traitor who was destroying the country, Republicans living in their bubble had pushed their party so far to the right that they believed their own story. And the rest of America saw reality differently.
Meanwhil, you wanna know who DEFINITELY is a "scoamf"? Mitt Romney. The RNC. Not Obama!
Obviously you're not an American. Most of the comments here talk about how much they love the USA in the same breath as how much they hate our president and all who voted for him
those that call him a traitor are indeed misguided. He is not the traitor, you scumbags are the real traitors and the real disgrace to America!
He has a mandate and was elected in a landslide. Even the GOP is coming to realize that.
Posted by: Questionman at November 26, 2012 03:03 PM (8dQF7)
Third term coming right up Hell they won't even hold elections next time.
Landslide? No, Voter fraud a landslide does not make.
Just pay your taxes Obama supporters and stand quietly in line for "free" Obamacare. >giggles at the stupidity of some people<
You broke it, you bought the whole bag of it.
Cheers!
Posted by: HEP-T at November 26, 2012 03:12 PM (mXPyC)
I can see I have my work cut out for me.
Hey! I was actually working and missed the thread. BTW, the cartoon's "It's Hummer Time" and you can find it in the 6th volume of the Looney Tunes Golden Collection set...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 26, 2012 03:16 PM (PMGbu)
Battle cry of the dense democrat.
RACIST! everything boils down to race Thats how the democrats always felt even while owning slaves in the Confederate south, even while running segregation and jim crow and the democrats even felt this way lynching blacks and Jews.
The Democratic party is and always has been a race based party.
What was it LBJ said? Oh I remember!
"If we get on the civil rights bandwagon we will have negroes voting democrat for 200 years."
Only LBJ didn't use the term negroes.
Posted by: HEP-T at November 26, 2012 03:17 PM (mXPyC)
"Questionman" is a retard who trolls right leaning blogs with his Obama fellating idiocy because they share the same skin color.
He's also known as "SoulStraw".
Watch in the coming months as Obama's "policies' totally fail and he'll start up with his standard "You honkies are all racist bigots!' routine if you dare to comment on The Choomster's failings.
Posted by: Dead Eye Dick at November 26, 2012 03:47 PM (JhzSp)
or this: http://tinyurl.com/4own9w
or this: http://tinyurl.com/7fdoqpx
Obama really does not have a lot in common with blacks in this country. He grew up in Hawaii, where there is really not a lot of stigma about being black. Then he lived overseas. He had to really work at being accepted as a community organizer (and all of that is where Valerie Jarrett comes in.) We could have pushed that hard. We could have shown how Obama helped throw poor black families out on the street to help his wealthy friends. We could have shown over and over how he really does not "care more about people like me". And if the main campaign didn't know how to do that, they should have made an effort to HIRE blacks on the campaign staff that understood how to make those claims. The Republican party is going nowhere if they can't counter the racism claims. We need to seriously educate people on how the Democratic party WAS the party of racists way into the 70s. And we could show how that racism still exists in the party, in the way that they accuse Republicans of being racist when they mention food stamps for example. We could have come back and shown how we know that there are more white folks on food stamps than blacks. It's the Dems that really think of black people when they think of food stamps. But we keep our mouths shut about this stuff. We need streetfighters running our campaigns and we get the worst "consultants" available instead.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 26, 2012 04:22 PM (5HBd1)
Maybe Obama could do something similar.
Maybe we should do something similar.
Isn't it about time we be more creative and youtube to satirize the absurdity of Obama's iconic image?
Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 03:26 PM (9Q7Nu)
Its gotta be done with puppets...
Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 04:22 PM (E23Tl)
Big nuthin'-burger: why did you make me waste my time on that?
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Posted by: Lessons from the Ceramic Throne at November 26, 2012 07:30 PM (Qb7IZ)
Listen to the clip. No "Ha Ha, our lord and savior". Foxx meant what he said, which means he either holds The real Lord and Savior in real low regard, or holds SCOMF in too high regard. Either way, blasphemy, and religious or not, a real low class moment.
Jesus, Accept no substitutes
Posted by: xtian and I vote at November 27, 2012 03:55 AM (FxBCF)
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Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 10:42 AM (5DR1j)