June 20, 2012

Joe Biden Channels His Inner Al Gore And Screams At People
— DrewM

I turned on my TV and this greeted me. Scared the hell out of me.

He's speaking to the Democrats core constituency...public sector union "workers". Watch it all the way through to see who Biden and Obama think are the heart of America.

No Slow Joe, taxpayers provide all of those things. People who go to work, who start businesses who pay the bill for those things, make them possible.

The Democrats simply look at the private sector as a piggy bank to rob to pay off their supporters and in turn those supporters fund Democratic campaigns.

Biden thinks we should thank these workers for that privilege.

Romney should be all over this.

Posted by: DrewM at 08:22 AM | Comments (177)
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1 I feel boxed in.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 20, 2012 08:23 AM (ZKzrr)

2 -Obligatory comment about formatting that will sound silly once it's fixed.-

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at June 20, 2012 08:24 AM (SCcgT)

3
This old fool Biden really thinks he's gonna run in 2016.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 20, 2012 08:25 AM (G/zuv)

4 What a pathetic retard that fuckhead is.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny solidarity) at June 20, 2012 08:25 AM (0tBiP)

5 "Not from the top down, but from the middle" out?

Posted by: pep at June 20, 2012 08:26 AM (YXmuI)

6 Ace logged in as Drew?

Posted by: Andy at June 20, 2012 08:27 AM (5Rurq)

7 My world is gray.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2012 08:28 AM (Qxdfp)

8


Oh, lord, the formatting fuckups are contagious


Posted by: imp at June 20, 2012 08:28 AM (oGrkY)

9 All Democrats relish the chance to give the "ol' stemwinder" to a home crowd. And how could the West have been won without the help of public employee unions? Mind. Boggles.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 20, 2012 08:29 AM (qwK3S)

10 I was quoted at AoSHQ!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 20, 2012 08:29 AM (0q2P7)

11 Crazy Uncle Joe isn't fit to refill the salt shakers at Applebee's.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2012 08:29 AM (Qxdfp)

12 So whitout the private sector, how would the public sector be paid?
A simple question which has libtards always stumped with glassy eyes.

Posted by: baseballguy at June 20, 2012 08:29 AM (MaS0T)

13 What's wrong drew? The "/" key give out on you?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 20, 2012 08:30 AM (0q2P7)

14 Quite pickin' on Uncle Biden! You know he's had a rough week between the raccoon problem in his junk shed and the news that they discontinued his Good Looking Hair scalp spray.

You know how he loved that spray!


Nah, I'm a Dapper Dan man.

Posted by: Boxcar Joey at June 20, 2012 08:30 AM (YXmuI)

15 Consistent format is for boring blogs.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 20, 2012 08:31 AM (0q2P7)

16 12Crazy Uncle Joe isn't fit to refill the salt shakers at Applebee's.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2012 12:29 PM (Qxdfp)

 

And when he moves to New York, he won't even get the chance.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 20, 2012 08:32 AM (qwK3S)

17 Loud and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 20, 2012 08:32 AM (Hx5uv)

18 And the next Biden type could be? That Puppy Foxy keeps forcing down your pie hole..Marco Rubio a friend of Patrick Leahy...Ahhh Leahy...
The experience you are being prepared for is just above your community organizer in chief, administration. Now it really is looking like a Tom Clancy novel of manipulations..

Posted by: Clemenza at June 20, 2012 08:33 AM (fCSfn)

19 Someone should get Slow Joe's opinon on Fast and Furious.   that's one thing you can always trust ole Joe for: he'll say what he's really thinking, because he has absolutely no filter.   He'll tell the truth because he's too stupid to lie like the rest.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at June 20, 2012 08:34 AM (4df7R)

20 Uncle Joe Moving Kinda Slow at The Junction.

Posted by: Vic at June 20, 2012 08:34 AM (YdQQY)

21 Big Government: "Our general rule of thumb was that a candidate who had more than 10% undervote was in serious trouble. In many counties in the recent Pennsylvania primary, Obama's undervote was 30% or higher."

http://tinyurl.com/772m2qc

Posted by: Brisco_County at June 20, 2012 08:35 AM (iQ0hj)

22 If Obama was succefully impeached, that's our new president ! Wouldn't that be fun ? !

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 20, 2012 08:35 AM (nTgAI)

23 I like to take my top down, and let my middle out

Posted by: Thistle P ( Pippi Bongstocking ) at June 20, 2012 08:36 AM (Dll6b)

24 If Obama is impeached and removed from office, I would consider Biden an upgrade. From metastatic cancer to gangrene.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 20, 2012 08:38 AM (qwK3S)

25 It looks like he's being drafted by the Jets.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 20, 2012 08:38 AM (qk+wb)

26 The current crop of politicians in Washington are a really fucking dangerous crew.....across the board.

They think they're the smartest in the world and aren't afraid to tell you what's so, whether it is or not.  An you'll BELIEVE it.

Amazing.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2012 08:40 AM (UK9cE)

27 Starting to look like Biden's VP opponent in November might be Pawlenty... Crazy vs Boring?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 20, 2012 08:40 AM (niZvt)

28

As you watch the clip, remind yourself that Republican lawmakers across America have the ability to cut AFSCME membership in half by simply ending the automatic deduction of union dues from goverment emplyee paychecks, as Wisconsin did.

 

When that happens, no more fiery speeches from sitting vice presidents.

 

 

Posted by: CJ at June 20, 2012 08:40 AM (9KqcB)

29 Channeling Fauxcahontas I see.

Posted by: LadyLiberty1885 at June 20, 2012 08:41 AM (RdRrC)

30 Please, Mommy, make the mean man stop yelling at me!

Posted by: jakeman at June 20, 2012 08:41 AM (96M6e)

31 Remember when the meme was Biden was supposed to give Barky credibility on foreign affairs.

Posted by: Vic at June 20, 2012 08:41 AM (YdQQY)

32 Meanwhile, I keep wondering when Jeff Dunham is suddenly going to pop out from behind him.

Posted by: jakeman at June 20, 2012 08:42 AM (96M6e)

33 Does Uncle Joe rub testosterone gel on his belly? Do you think he might have accidentally rubbed some on his head?

Posted by: MoeRon at June 20, 2012 08:42 AM (yWDpP)

34 Do you remember Hillary's 3:00 A.M. phone call ad?  Does anybody see a good outcome if Obama, Hillary, or Biden takes a 3:00 A.M. call?

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 20, 2012 08:42 AM (Hx5uv)

35 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 20, 2012 08:42 AM (8y9MW)

36 And if Fast and Furious blows up (as it should), we'll be calling him "President Joe Biden."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 20, 2012 08:43 AM (8y9MW)

37 NONE OF MY FAMILY EVER WORKED IN A FACTORY!

Posted by: Guy Who Yells Stupid Sh*t All the Time at June 20, 2012 08:43 AM (7+pP9)

38 Egad, so the Dems needed a squirrel today, and Biden is the squirrel?  How sad. 

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2012 08:43 AM (TOk1P)

39 JB;DW (Joe Biden, didn't want to watch) But is this more of the same BS? The country's on fire from coast to coast, city to city, causing people to lose jobs! We need more firefighters1!1!!!! Our crumbling infrastructures, oh noes! I just fell off a cliff while driving to works!!!!!`11!23!2

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at June 20, 2012 08:43 AM (QxSug)

40 Remember when the meme was Biden was supposed to give Barky credibility on foreign affairs.

----

Right,  Biden provided gravitas but She Who Must Not Be Named was just pure stupid.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 20, 2012 08:43 AM (Hx5uv)

41

What's Chlamydia saying?

Tom Clancy wrote a book about Rubio's puppy?

Posted by: Jack Ryan at June 20, 2012 08:44 AM (OyQf0)

42 Remember when the meme was Biden was supposed to give Barky credibility on foreign affairs.

My lib s-i-l insists to this day that Biden is a foreign policy genius.  She's unable to cite any examples of it though.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 20, 2012 08:45 AM (tqwMN)

43 THEY JUST DON'T GET US!!!!!

Posted by: 40-Year Career Politician, Joe Biden at June 20, 2012 08:45 AM (53Nsb)

44 @freddoso
“The President is not the Attorney General’s client; the people are.” - Barack Obama, 2005 http://bit.ly/LfIRxX

~Awk-ward!~

Posted by: flaming cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 20, 2012 08:46 AM (famk3)

45 Biden is a bit like Chlamydia, the friendly venereal disease.

Posted by: Chicago Voter at June 20, 2012 08:46 AM (qAGZa)

46 @46...it's racsist to remember things liberals said. They only use words to promote current truths, not bedrock ideas.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at June 20, 2012 08:47 AM (QxSug)

47 foreign policy genius In the respect that he's furthering the unstated goal of weakening America and making us look like buffoons, I'd say your SIL is 100% correct.

Posted by: jakeman at June 20, 2012 08:47 AM (96M6e)

48 I'm all we'd up go Joe go.And I mean GO GO GO GO GO GO.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 20, 2012 08:48 AM (YYmZm)

49 Hey DrewM, let's be honest here. The Republicans see private enterprise as pretty much the same thing. They buy their elections too...just not quite as disgustingly as the Dems.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 20, 2012 08:48 AM (nEUpB)

50

47 -

 

Chlamydia can be cured with a simple anti-bacterial.  Biden is forever.  Herpes is more apt.  You certainly don't want it, but it's more annoying and embarrassing than dangerous. 

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2012 08:49 AM (TOk1P)

51 Traffic is not as bad I thought it would be with the vice retard in town. Guess not that many people care.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 20, 2012 08:49 AM (VSIZA)

52

Don't try to define the American Dream for me, asshole.  I don't want "a little bit of money for my retirement." I want an empire of income-producing assets that will keep me and my family in the style that I want, not what you have decided is "enough" for me.

 

And as a side benefit, my legacy will continue to provide a living for generations of families.  But you sorry motherfuckers see that as deserving of punishment and opprobrium.

 

I shit on all of your kind.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 20, 2012 08:50 AM (/urwq)

53 Honest question: I assume that after the impending electoral debacle, the papers in question can be released by Pres. Romney, and perjury trials can proceed.  Does anyone know an actual statute that spells this out?

Posted by: pep at June 20, 2012 08:50 AM (YXmuI)

54 I assume that after the impending electoral debacle, the papers in question can be released by Pres. Romney, and perjury trials can proceed.

Assuming they haven't all been shredded, burned, and scattered to the 4 winds, I'm guessing you're right.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 20, 2012 08:52 AM (8y9MW)

55 Why do I always hear calliope music when he talks?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2012 08:53 AM (Qxdfp)

56

55 -

 

Once it's time for me to retire,  I want my biggest worry to be whether my grandchildren will have not learned the value of working hard and saving because of my money. 

 

That, and whether my 25 year old "nurse" is going to kill me  (in a good way, of course)  one of these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2012 08:53 AM (TOk1P)

57 I didn't know AFSCME ran hospitals.

Posted by: Jay at June 20, 2012 08:54 AM (3LaGb)

58 Ha! Drudge has "Nixbama" up now.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2012 08:54 AM (Qxdfp)

59 I feel boxed in.

Why do you feel boxed in?  I .....don't understand.


I would like to add some scorn piss to what EOJ said.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2012 08:55 AM (KXm42)

60 I DON'T GET MYSELF!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 20, 2012 08:55 AM (HOOye)

61 >>And as a side benefit, my legacy will continue to provide a living for generations of families. But you sorry motherfuckers see that as deserving of punishment and opprobrium.

That's because you're doing it wrong.  If you bequeathed your children government appointments, up to and including seats in Congress, that would be legitimate. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 20, 2012 08:56 AM (ZKzrr)

62 WTF is the clown saying about not wanting your kids to take care of you when you're retired?

Hey Joe, welcome to a rite of passage of adulthood.
I don't want to live in a country where every old person lives in a 'retirement home' funded by Medicare & Social Security.

Assclown.

Posted by: Jay at June 20, 2012 08:56 AM (3LaGb)

63 I vote SloJo most likely to YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2012 08:57 AM (KXm42)

64 You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Posted by: Joe "Tommy Devito" Biden at June 20, 2012 08:58 AM (136wp)

65 I just watched the Thistle video.

That bitch is certifiable.  WOW!!!!  That's really how they think.  The 60's are alive and well.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2012 08:59 AM (UK9cE)

66 No  it's just ...it's funny...what you said was funny that's all.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2012 08:59 AM (KXm42)

67 That's what I'd call a grade 3 cerebral aneurysm speech.  Yeesh.

Posted by: Fritz at June 20, 2012 09:00 AM (/ZZCn)

68

Don't try to define the American Dream for me, asshole. I don't want "a little bit of money for my retirement." I want an empire of income-producing assets that will keep me and my family in the style that I want, not what you have decided is "enough" for me.

And as a side benefit, my legacy will continue to provide a living for generations of families. But you sorry motherfuckers see that as deserving of punishment and opprobrium.

I shit on all of your kind.

 

THIS!

 

(personally, I'd  just settle for the 25-year-old nurse,   die with  a smile on my face and a casket that won't close completely.)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 20, 2012 09:01 AM (d0Tfm)

69 today is a day of anger.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at June 20, 2012 09:01 AM (4/NTV)

70 I celebrate the fact that we are so privileged we can afford to pay premium prices for substandard services.

Huh, what do you mean we can't afford it?

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 20, 2012 09:03 AM (wcz2h)

71

Once it's time for me to retire, I want my biggest worry to be whether my grandchildren will have not learned the value of working hard and saving because of my money. <<<<

 

My oldest is eight.  She's already learning from me what a balance sheet and income statement are and can calculate simple interest.  When she learns the power of compounded interest, her journey to the Dark Side will be complete.

 

The biggest driver of wealth envy is an absolute ignorance of how wealth is created, moved, classified, accounted for and how it flows in and out. Financial literacy is not taught in school. You have to do it yourself.  Most times, the first step is in gaining financial literacy for yourself.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 20, 2012 09:03 AM (/urwq)

72 Romney should be all over this.

The way he's been rolling he probably will be.  Popcorn puddin.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2012 09:03 AM (KXm42)

73 61 Ha! Drudge has "Nixbama" up now. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2012 12:54 PM (Qxdfp) Ahahaha, the EARS! LOL

Posted by: it works at June 20, 2012 09:03 AM (HOOye)

74 69 No it's just ...it's funny...what you said was funny that's all. Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2012 12:59 PM (KXm42) No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Posted by: Joe "Tommy Devito" Biden at June 20, 2012 09:04 AM (136wp)

75 if we can't get these bastards out of office we deserve them

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work team dagny at June 20, 2012 09:04 AM (4/NTV)

76 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2012 09:04 AM (Xb3hu)

77

Ummmm...you're welcome?

Posted by: U.S. Taxpayers at June 20, 2012 09:04 AM (/Mla1)

78 I'm not going to make it through this election without some combination of rage stroke, alcoholism and stomping everything.  I'm just not.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 20, 2012 09:04 AM (VtjlW)

79 75 61 Ha! Drudge has "Nixbama" up now. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2012 12:54 PM (Qxdfp) Ahahaha, the EARS! LOL Posted by: it works at June 20, 2012 01:03 PM (HOOye) My G*d, it's full of douche-nozzle!

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at June 20, 2012 09:04 AM (136wp)

80 RIDING THAT TRAIN HIGH ON COCAINE!

Posted by: CASEY JOE BIDEN AND YES I REALLY DO TALK LIKE THIS at June 20, 2012 09:05 AM (i330i)

81 It's Joe Pesci not Danny Devito. Come on, Henry Hill just died! Show some respect.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 20, 2012 09:07 AM (i330i)

82

The biggest driver of wealth envy is an absolute ignorance of how wealth is created, moved,classified, accounted for and how it flows in and out.Financial literacy is not taught in school. You have to do it yourself. Most times, the first step is in gaining financial literacy for yourself.

 

If y'all haven't done it yet (since I posted it on a damned-near-dead thread  earlier) click over to my place where I have some sound economic advice for the UN bint who  said the Western world didn't need any more TV's   and shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 20, 2012 09:07 AM (d0Tfm)

83 They buy their elections too...just not quite as disgustingly as the Dems.Posted by: CharlieBrown's

For the most part, sure. However, if that Romney / Foy story is even half-right, it's not unreasonable to hope for a Nixon-to-China event in Romney's presidency. If there ever were to be someone to try an clean up the WallStreet + Fed mess, he would know exactly how that shit is ruining us.


Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 20, 2012 09:07 AM (famk3)

84 if we can't get these bastards out of office we deserve them

That's the silver lining in an Obama win.  After another 4 years, the damage will be so obvious and apparent, and the responsibility so unduckable that even the dimmest bulb will start to get the message.

Four more years of Obama will be the most "teachable moment" that's happened in all of American history.  The hard lessons of that pain would reverberate in elections for decades to come.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 20, 2012 09:08 AM (wcz2h)

85 Joe Blows.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 20, 2012 09:08 AM (TLHj1)

86 84 It's Joe Pesci not Danny Devito. Come on, Henry Hill just died! Show some respect. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 20, 2012 01:07 PM (i330i) Tommy Devito was the name of the character giving the speech in GoodFellas

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at June 20, 2012 09:09 AM (136wp)

87 The hard lessons of that pain would reverberate in elections for decades to come.

That would presume there would be any future elections.  I'm not so sanguine about our future if the SCOAMT is re-elected.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 20, 2012 09:12 AM (8y9MW)

88 How many lines can you write about Joe Biden? How many lines can you write about a door stop, a door knob, a box of rocks, a dribble of chicken shit?

Posted by: maddogg at June 20, 2012 09:13 AM (OlN4e)

89

I'm not going to make it through this election without some combination of rage stroke, alcoholism and stomping everything. I'm just not.

 

Normally, we here at the Curmudgeon's Local 427  will issue a membership card to anyone. But in your case, I'd like to extend a special invitation to become a member in good standing of our union.  Monthly meetings are held on the third Friday of  the month, please bring your own stompy boots and Valu-Rite.  Straws are provided, as are napkins.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at June 20, 2012 09:13 AM (d0Tfm)

90 The biggest driver of wealth envy is an absolute ignorance of how wealth is created, moved,classified, accounted for and how it flows in and out.

Disagree.  The biggest driver isn't ignorance, it's plain old envy.  You have more than me and I want it and that's not fair and no, I don't want to work for it and delay gratification. 

Posted by: pep at June 20, 2012 09:13 AM (YXmuI)

91 The vaunted Obama/Biden campaign train is roaring down the track...and into the tunnel....and....where's the light at the other end???

Posted by: Meremortal at June 20, 2012 09:14 AM (Usk3+)

92 Rush talking about when Mexican president referred to all the "assault" weapons coming from the US.  Rush says that he was referring to Fast and Furious deliveries.

Posted by: baldilocks at June 20, 2012 09:14 AM (6kWFm)

93

I'm not so sanguine about our future if the SCOAMT is re-elected.

 

Ain't.  Gonna.  Happen.

 

Trust me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at June 20, 2012 09:15 AM (d0Tfm)

94 Here is who Issa looks like:

http://is.gd/WtuCh8

Its Babe's dad and nobody puts her in a corner.

Posted by: Vic at June 20, 2012 09:15 AM (YdQQY)

95 Oops wrong thread.

Posted by: Vic at June 20, 2012 09:15 AM (YdQQY)

96

baldilocks.

 

that is right!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work team dagny at June 20, 2012 09:16 AM (4/NTV)

97 Somewhere a basement has lost its idiot

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 20, 2012 09:17 AM (OApiq)

98 The biggest driver isn't ignorance, it's plain old envy.


No reason it can't be both.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2012 09:18 AM (KXm42)

99

Disagree. The biggest driver isn't ignorance, it's plain old envy<<<<

 

The biggest driver of envy is... envy?

 

Well, okay then.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 20, 2012 09:19 AM (/urwq)

100 I'm blue collar at heart.

No, I'm not blue collar - never was.

I have so much in common with you guys.

I never owned a lunchbox in my life.

I love you guys, we rock! High fives!

Stay the hell away from me, I don't know where your hands have been.

Posted by: The two dudes on Joe's shoulders at June 20, 2012 09:19 AM (Qxdfp)

101

We can move the Issa/Holder threat over here.  Biden is so foolish as to be lampoon-proof.

jokes are drying up fast here

Posted by: imp at June 20, 2012 09:20 AM (UaxA0)

102 Stand up Chuck!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 20, 2012 09:20 AM (l3vZN)

103 The biggest driver of envy is... envy?  Well, okay then.

The outcome is envy.  The drivers are the reasons I listed, not ignorance.  I could have worded it more clearly.

Posted by: pep at June 20, 2012 09:22 AM (YXmuI)

104 26 It looks like he's being drafted by the Jets.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 20, 2012 12:38 PM

Please don't give the Jets front office any ideas

Posted by: kbdabear at June 20, 2012 09:22 AM (Y+DPZ)

105

Straws are provided, as are napkins.

 

Well, if there's napkins.

 

 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 20, 2012 09:23 AM (VtjlW)

106

@103 -

 

No Biden was not blue collar, he attended a Catholic prep school. My BIL was in the class after him. He said the joke was that the DE guys got in on money and the PA guys got in on brains.(scholarships). BIL was a PA guy.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2012 09:25 AM (jm/9g)

107 67 You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Posted by: Joe "Tommy Devito" Biden at June 20, 2012 12:58 PM

84 It's Joe Pesci not Danny Devito. Come on, Henry Hill just died! Show some respect. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 20, 2012 01:07 PM

Tommy Devito was the name of the character giving the speech in GoodFellas Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at June 20, 2012 01:09 PM

As the chief Tommy DeVito sockpuppeter here, the first sock was correctly done

Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box!



Posted by: Billy Batts at June 20, 2012 09:27 AM (Y+DPZ)

108 Joe Biden is like the Brick Tamland of vice presidents.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - man, is it hot today at June 20, 2012 09:27 AM (hLRSq)

109 Funny thing is of all those things he mentioned that the middle class should have, none have come or been achieved under Democrat Administration.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2012 09:27 AM (A5DYE)

110 hands alex tea, rubs her shoulders.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2012 09:28 AM (TomZ9)

111

"And as soon as his stretcher got to the sidelines, HE HOPPED OFF THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND RAN BACK ONTO THE FIELD."

 

thank you empire of jeff you made me laugh on a day i thought there'd be no laughter....you are a national treasure

 

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work team dagny at June 20, 2012 09:28 AM (4/NTV)

112 10 seconds was enough. The "own your home" mythical right is one major factor that caused the economy to fall into drepression.

Posted by: Gerry at June 20, 2012 09:28 AM (nHppQ)

113 Joe Biden Channels His Inner Al Gore And Screams At People


----

Meh.... at least he didnt channel his inner Alec Baldwin and assault the reporters....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2012 09:29 AM (C8hzL)

114 baldilocks, it was all coinkydinky wasn't it?

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2012 09:29 AM (TomZ9)

115 Without public roads built by the government, how would you know to go around the cones without the dedicated DOT workers in the florescent jackets waving the flags?

Posted by: Chief Four Eyes Warren at June 20, 2012 09:30 AM (Y+DPZ)

116 I'm waiting to see Home Alone IV : Joe Biden

Posted by: kbdabear at June 20, 2012 09:31 AM (Y+DPZ)

117 Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2012 01:07 PM (famk3)

Cleaning up banking and Wall Street is hugely complicated, because the regulations are so complex that nobody understands them.

Where would he start? I'm not being a smart-ass, it's a serious question.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 20, 2012 09:32 AM (nEUpB)

118 >>>It's Joe Pesci not Danny Devito. Come on, Henry Hill just died! Show some respect. He's gone. And there's nuthin' we can do about it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 20, 2012 09:32 AM (IVb/Q)

119

gerry

no it was the gov't forcing banks to make bad loans which is still going on by the way....low interest zero down loans in agricultural areas and low income areas......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work team dagny at June 20, 2012 09:32 AM (4/NTV)

120

hands alex tea, rubs her shoulders.

 

Thank you, willow.

 

Seriously, I am not a happy alex today, mainly because it's one of those everything I touch being reverse Midas'd kind of days.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 20, 2012 09:33 AM (VtjlW)

121 Posted by: Billy Batts at June 20, 2012 01:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

Nicely done.

Now..."Fuck you...pay me."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 20, 2012 09:33 AM (nEUpB)

122 BREAKING NEWS: Joe Biden still retarded

Posted by: Cicero at June 20, 2012 09:33 AM (QKKT0)

123 Government workers are the backbone of this country, and I am the tailbone!!!

Posted by: Angry Joe Biden at June 20, 2012 09:34 AM (Y+DPZ)

124 Also known as the coccyx

Posted by: Angry Joe at June 20, 2012 09:35 AM (/Mla1)

125 Meh.... at least he didnt channel his inner Alec Baldwin and assault the reporters....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2012 01:29 PM (C8hzL)

 

I'd have more respect for him if he did.

Posted by: Stateless_Infidel at June 20, 2012 09:35 AM (8UijS)

126 As we all know, no speech by any member of this administration is new. They just recycle old speeches, as their writers were either fired, or are on vacation. Amazingly, I found the previous version of Biden's speech, too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvu0WEYNGiY


Posted by: BetaPhi at June 20, 2012 09:36 AM (JCI6D)

127 Envelope #3: Prepare 3 envelopes

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at June 20, 2012 09:36 AM (Bxm/r)

128 I'm sure he doesn't drink mead ...

Posted by: Honey Badger Drinker of Mead at June 20, 2012 09:37 AM (GvYeG)

129 Seriously, I am not a happy alex today, mainly because it's one of those everything I touch being reverse Midas'd kind of days.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 20, 2012 01:33 PM (VtjlW)

alex, sorry to hear, perhaps a late lunch with a glass of wine to slow thoughts down, then go back and look over the 'touched 'things.

 

frankly , blame bush would be easier and quicker.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2012 09:37 AM (TomZ9)

130

Why do people think they can stop the tide from coming in?

Posted by: Chowderhead at June 20, 2012 09:38 AM (AQ6wq)

131 My lib s-i-l insists to this day that Biden is a foreign policy genius. She's unable to cite any examples of it though.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 20, 2012 12:45 PM

She forgot about landing with the French in Lebanon to kick out Hezbollah?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 20, 2012 09:39 AM (Y+DPZ)

132 Still can't fathom how this man got elected to any office. I mean, he is a certifiable moron.

Posted by: Honey Badger Drinker of Mead at June 20, 2012 09:39 AM (GvYeG)

133 I thought Barack attended a church for 20+ years that had rejecting "middleclassness" as a chief doctrine.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2012 09:39 AM (C8mVl)

134

They are following the usual plan. Early summer: Enliven the base first, normals will forget by fall. Fall: Move to the middle and try to sound sensible.

;;;;

October: Surprise!

;;;;

November: Profit?

;;;;

I don't think it will work this time.

 

Posted by: Meremortal at June 20, 2012 09:40 AM (Usk3+)

135 "I don't think it will work this time." God willing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2012 09:41 AM (C8mVl)

136 Is Holder in Federal Pound Me in the Ass prison yet?  If not, what's taking so long?

Posted by: yinzer at June 20, 2012 09:42 AM (/Mla1)

137 The Academy of Sockpuppet Artists are proud to announce the candidates for the 2012 Sockpuppet Comedy Gold Mine Award; aka "The Sockee"

Joe Biden
Meghan McCain
Elizabeth Warren
Barack Obama
Abe Vigoda



Posted by: Academy of Sockpuppet Artists at June 20, 2012 09:42 AM (Y+DPZ)

138 58.Clutch Cargo: Why do I always hear calliope music when he talks?
  Dunno- guess for the same reason I always smell cotton candy and funnel cake grease when he talks.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 20, 2012 09:43 AM (ksERZ)

139 Doo Process

Posted by: Vegan Meatball, 2¢ dispenser at June 20, 2012 09:43 AM (mxnUd)

140 It puts the Rogaine in the basket.

Posted by: General Zod at June 20, 2012 09:43 AM (2+bRt)

141 Envelope #3: Prepare 3 envelopes Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua

But, but, but I'm still reading Envelope #1 !!! And the words are shorter!!!

Posted by: Pres. I, Me, Mine [/i] [/b] at June 20, 2012 09:43 AM (famk3)

142 84 It's Joe Pesci not Danny Devito. Come on, Henry Hill just died! Show some respect. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 20, 2012 01:07 PM

You're both wrong, it was Brian Dennehy

Posted by: Meme Machine at June 20, 2012 09:43 AM (Y+DPZ)

143 The Academy of Sockpuppet Artists are proud to announce the candidates for the 2012 Sockpuppet Comedy Gold Mine Award; aka "The Sockee"

Joe Biden
Meghan McCain
Elizabeth Warren
Barack Obama
Abe Vigoda



Posted by: Academy of Sockpuppet Artists at June 20, 2012 01:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

I'm happy for yall, and i'ma let you finish.  But my socks are the best of ALL TIME.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 20, 2012 09:45 AM (/Mla1)

144 Four more years of Obama will be the most "teachable moment" that's happened in all of American history. The hard lessons of that pain would reverberate in elections for decades to come.
Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 20, 2012 01:08 PM


Fine, if you want to spend the rest of your life in a Third World hellhole run by our own equivalent of Papa Doc Duvalier, Robert Mugabe, the Kim Family and assorted Muzzie terrorists, all rolled into one whiny and petulant nobody.

If you think a "teachable moment" is more valuable than our survival, then go to it: put your check mark by Bark Obama's name.

It is past time to impeach the Traitor-in-Chief and send a sizable majority of Congress to the glue factory. I know a whole host of "conservative" pundits disagree (and I hope it's because they are looking at their hit counters and not because they are pathetic eunuchs as I suspect) but we are beyond the circling-the-drain stage now.

Four more years of the same treasonous shit will bring the United States of America to the end of the road.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 20, 2012 09:45 AM (MQc8e)

145 140- Damn. Sandra Fluke was robbed! Robbed!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2012 09:45 AM (C8mVl)

146 @146: DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE.

Posted by: DOCTOR AMY BISHOP!!@! at June 20, 2012 09:45 AM (tqwMN)

147 Still can't fathom how this man got elected to any office. I mean, he is a certifiable moron.

Posted by: Honey Badger Drinker of Mead at June 20, 2012 01:39 PM (GvYeG)

 

He tells people, in his part of the world, what they want to hear. Says more about them than him.

Posted by: Chowderhead at June 20, 2012 09:47 AM (AQ6wq)

148 I'm happy for yall, and i'ma let you finish. But my socks are the best of ALL TIME. Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 20, 2012 01:45 PM

If I were nominated, I would be flattered

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at June 20, 2012 09:48 AM (Y+DPZ)

149 Psst: "Big" Joe is a lie ~ more like the youngest boy on Bonanza.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 20, 2012 09:48 AM (mxnUd)

150 Joe Biden
Meghan McCain
Elizabeth Warren
Barack Obama
Abe Vigoda


Hey, WTF???

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 20, 2012 09:49 AM (QKKT0)

151 Sockpuppets? Never heard of 'em.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 20, 2012 09:50 AM (QKKT0)

152 151- You couldn't be flatter. Anyway I have a right to be famous I will be heard! The wingnuts are trying to silence me!!!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 20, 2012 09:51 AM (C8mVl)

153 Sockpuppets?  Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 20, 2012 09:51 AM (bAGA/)

154 Too slow.

Posted by: huerfano at June 20, 2012 09:52 AM (bAGA/)

155 I'm 1/32 Sockpuppet.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at June 20, 2012 09:53 AM (mxnUd)

156 Academy of Sockpuppet Artists, wherever you are out there ...

FUCK YOU TOO !!!!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at June 20, 2012 09:54 AM (Y+DPZ)

157 democrats apparently have the right to other peoples shit....

Posted by: cajun carrot at June 20, 2012 09:54 AM (UZQM8)

158 this election without some combination of rage stroke, alcoholism and stomping everything.

If you're not having fun you probably aren't doing it right.

Posted by: DaveA at June 20, 2012 09:54 AM (W8Rqb)

159 145 So full of win!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 20, 2012 09:54 AM (i330i)

160 I think I would be a better sockpuppet than those guys.

Posted by: Preznit Foodstamps at June 20, 2012 09:55 AM (mxnUd)

161 140 The Academy of Sockpuppet Artists are proud to announce the candidates for the 2012 Sockpuppet Comedy Gold Mine Award; aka "The Sockee"

Joe Biden
Meghan McCain
Elizabeth Warren
Barack Obama
Abe Vigoda

Posted by: Academy of Sockpuppet Artists at June 20, 2012 01:42 PM

You like me! You really LIKE me !!!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at June 20, 2012 09:56 AM (Y+DPZ)

162 new thread

Posted by: go at June 20, 2012 09:56 AM (HOOye)

163 If I was still alive, I'd be nominated

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at June 20, 2012 09:57 AM (Y+DPZ)

164 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2012 01:41 PM (C8mVl) And your Faust beats my Fantasy Island. But fuckit, I gotta pair of deuces. That's why I'm the small guy who committed suicide.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 20, 2012 09:58 AM (i330i)

165 To the clueless one - and the "gov't forced banks... " WHY, exactly?

Posted by: Gerry at June 20, 2012 09:58 AM (nHppQ)

166 I'm still alive, dammit!

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at June 20, 2012 09:59 AM (mxnUd)

167 Biden needs to settle down. He needs to relax when he goes to New Hampshire ... to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and to California and Texas and New York! And to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then to Washington, D.C. Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!

Posted by: Howard Dean at June 20, 2012 10:00 AM (XvHmy)

168

The public still hasn't caught on that these people think it's "people of, for, and by the government", instead of the other way around - and that this is a really big problem.

Posted by: Optimizer at June 20, 2012 10:07 AM (As94z)

169 "it's about...own your own home, not rent it?" um, did he just say that, again? in the you-tube age, he will be a big asset to team Romney

Posted by: I have the President's back at June 20, 2012 10:11 AM (4eNxd)

170 Wow. Vice President Lunchbucket is in full "GET OFF MY LAWN" mode.

Yikes. His brain was deprived of oxygen for to long ( twice).

Posted by: Chairman Mow at June 20, 2012 10:14 AM (7mIFX)

171 No Slow Joe, taxpayers provide all of those things. People who go to work, who start businesses who pay the bill for those things, make them possible. Another movie reference: Sabrina. Linus, the workaholic capitalist, to David, his slacker/playboy brother: "MY life makes YOUR life possible."

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at June 20, 2012 11:01 AM (F0o5k)

172 I'm a big f*ckin' deal!

Posted by: Joe's Hair Plugs at June 20, 2012 11:15 AM (w7pwy)

173

Thank goodness someone is finally willing to address the ubiquitous horror of "polluted playgounds."  What would we do without Sheriff Joe???

Seriously, though - with this rube as VP, you would think that the Republicans could pick a name out of the phone book and come up with a better VP that Biden.   But, no, whoever is the Republican pick will be savaged by the media while moron Joe gets a pass.

 

Posted by: Natasha at June 20, 2012 11:55 AM (jU5uf)

174 They said if I voted for John McCain, we'd end up with an out-of-touch, incompetent nutjob as VP.


...and they were right!

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 20, 2012 11:56 AM (xm1A1)

175 Biden is channeling his inner George Bailey. He should be paying copyright royalties to Frank Capra's estate.

Posted by: xkaydet65 at June 20, 2012 12:06 PM (nTijT)

176 Joe is right about how he describes the middle class. And we find all of that in towns/cities with Democrat mayors, in deep blue States, and everywhere the Socialists are in charge.... ok.... in "Blue Utopia"... maybe....

Posted by: Bright Knight at June 20, 2012 12:55 PM (yj9ou)

177 That's it? Spittle and alarm barking? VP's are required to be the attack dogs during an electoral race.  Biden is toothless, neutered. and pee's on Obama's couch. He should be crated. Romney needs to release his own dog soon.

Posted by: fishkid at June 20, 2012 05:39 PM (3baEr)

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