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August 14, 2012

Joe Biden Suuuupppper Genius!
— DrewM

One speech, two awesome bits of Biden.

First, his amusing geography error. Note, he's speaking in Virginia when he says this.

I guess the Democrat's plan to win NC is through massive voter fraud by Virginians or something.

From funny Joe to disgusting Joe.

The "y'all" is a nice touch whether you're in NC or VA. Southerns are all the same anyway, right Joe?

It's really rich to hear Democrats talking about putting people in chains to massive institutions. You know like failing public schools to benefit teacher unions, or on welfare by eliminating work requirements or God forbid! giving people a choice to plan for their retirement with choices other than Medicare or Social Security.

Added: This is making the rounds too. Biden "mocks" the woman doing the sign language. Personally, I think he's mocking himself for being a gaseous windbag but I admit, no matter how dumb he is, I can't stay mad at Slow Joe.

Posted by: DrewM at 08:38 AM | Comments (230)
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1 They've got to stop putting Biden in Arkham Asylum, everyone can break out of there

Posted by: The Q at August 14, 2012 08:40 AM (B/yDO)

2 Good luck selling that shit in Danville. That's the deep red part of Virginia.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 08:40 AM (sbV1u)

3 Absolutely disgusting. I don't know which is worse, what Biden is saying or the crowd eating it up.

Posted by: navybrat at August 14, 2012 08:40 AM (ZXNZB)

4 oh dear god.

Posted by: ace at August 14, 2012 08:41 AM (fxHyG)

5 Poor Joe just shy a few, but as a Political Hack for a Chicago Commie style Chief. Priceless...

Posted by: Clemenza at August 14, 2012 08:42 AM (Q8Pu5)

6 MSM spin: Slow Joe is just like you. He makes mistakes like we all do. He's likeable. Just like you are.

He's not like that evil super genius math witch Paul Ryan, who is pretty much some sort of inhuman politician robot who will never make a mistake and make you feel good about yourself! ELEVENTY!!!!

Posted by: shibumi at August 14, 2012 08:42 AM (z63Tr)

7 I don't know which is worse, what Biden is saying or the crowd eating it up. Posted by: navybrat at August 14, 2012 12:40 PM (ZXNZB)

It's a Rent-a-Crowd. They'd eat dogshit if it were Democratic dogshit.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 08:42 AM (sbV1u)

8 but Joe don't know nuthin bout birthin no babies

Posted by: Soothsayer the Space Chief at August 14, 2012 08:42 AM (G/zuv)

9 Ahem, that's my line.

Posted by: Wile E Coyote at August 14, 2012 08:42 AM (sbV1u)

CHAIN OF FOOLS

http://tinyurl.com/3drhaxy

Posted by: Aretha Franklin at August 14, 2012 08:42 AM (aA9lR)

11 I told all my bad Joe Biden jokes yesterday. Amused myself to no end. But this guy really is a pig. In the end, there's nothing funny about him being a heartbeat away from the Presidency.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2012 08:43 AM (2pG7H)

12 It's really rich to hear Democrats talking about putting people in chains to massive institutions.You know like failing public schools to benefit teacher unions, or on welfare by eliminating work requirements or God forbid! giving people a choice to plan for their retirement with choices other than Medicare or Social Security.

Or, say, slavery.

Oh, and Joe? Don't stop being YOU. Especially during the debates.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 14, 2012 08:43 AM (RD7QR)

*facepalm* Oh, Joe.

Yes, that's right, Joe. North Carolina and Virginia are the same place. You just remember that so you can edumacate the Preezy when he asks you to name him all 57 states.

I can't watch the videos at the moment -- anyone got a transcript of what he said in the second video?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit[/b][/i] at August 14, 2012 08:43 AM (4df7R)

14 Oh my God, it's full of Negroes !!!!

Posted by: Sloe Joe at August 14, 2012 08:43 AM (Dll6b)

15 meanwhile... Obama is in Iowa taking credit for one IA county's lower unemployment rate.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Space Chief at August 14, 2012 08:43 AM (G/zuv)

16 We can win this! With Rover, we now have the Mars vote. We can win this!

Posted by: Eventually... the Biden brain explosion evolution at August 14, 2012 08:43 AM (HOOye)

17 sean, Danville has some some deep blue areas. But the 5th CD as a whole is Republican (go Cong. Robert Hurt! (R) 5CD Va!)

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 14, 2012 08:43 AM (p3a8+)

18 Just wait for the Political Debate with Ryan, if the Team Commie were smart they would pull a crisis out of their assess to prevent that spectacle.

Posted by: Clemenza at August 14, 2012 08:43 AM (Q8Pu5)

19 brb, cherry pickin counties with low UE rates

Posted by: lolobama at August 14, 2012 08:44 AM (G/zuv)

20 Oh, and Joe? Don't stop being YOU. Especially during the debates.

THIS

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 08:44 AM (sbV1u)

21 The GOP was founded to abolish slavery. For a leader of the party that fought to preserve it to make such an allegation takes basketballs for nads.

Posted by: The Monster at August 14, 2012 08:44 AM (a+M4r)

22 Virginia is named after Elizabeth; North Carolina is named after the former Pope

Posted by: Sloe Joe at August 14, 2012 08:44 AM (Dll6b)

Girdle your lions!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2012 08:45 AM (aA9lR)

24 Interesting... more liberty (less regulations for business) to them mean "put you in chains" but loss of liberty (overburdened with regulations) means freedom... now where have I heard that kind of reasoning before...

Posted by: Smash'em at August 14, 2012 08:45 AM (/vXPy)

25 Take the chains soundbite, the Romney's a murderer soundbite, Obama surrogates talking about a dishonest and negative Romney campaign, and then end the ad with the question "Who's really running a negative and dishonest campaign?".

Posted by: Adam at August 14, 2012 08:45 AM (/YJYi)

26 brb, fixin the mess that took 392 years to create

Posted by: lolobama at August 14, 2012 08:45 AM (G/zuv)

27 But the 5th CD as a whole is Republican (go Cong. Robert Hurt! (R) 5CD Va!) Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 14, 2012 12:43 PM (p3a8+)

Yeah, boy was I a happy camper when Periello got his walking papers.

Tool.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 08:45 AM (sbV1u)

28 Oooh- This could be uglier than you think... put the two videos together. The--we can win North Carolina with--"you"- he could be talking about and looking at- African Americans.

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 08:46 AM (r2PLg)

29 brb, talkin to Blacks as if they're stupid

Posted by: lolbiden at August 14, 2012 08:46 AM (G/zuv)

30 The Demmocratic Party: Chains you can believe in.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 14, 2012 08:46 AM (TiTjf)

31 When he speaks about 'putting you back in chains', does that mean his audience was selected by Tom Perez and his bunch over at the DOJ?

Posted by: JEM at August 14, 2012 08:46 AM (o+SC1)

32 let's hope Perriello doesn't re-appear as a statewide candidate. he is tireless.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 14, 2012 08:46 AM (p3a8+)

33 I cannot believe I forgot slavery eleventy in my list of accusations. Hey, Joe, go get fucked by the Warcock, m'kay?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 on second thought we don't deserve Shark Week at August 14, 2012 08:47 AM (VtjlW)

34 The GOP was founded to abolish slavery. For a leader of the party that fought to preserve it to make such an allegation takes basketballs for nads.
Posted by: The Monster at August 14, 2012 12:44 PM

Nope, just complete disregard for or ignorance of history.

Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2012 08:47 AM (bAGA/)

35 I need to stick to singing Villages.

Posted by: Hairplugs at August 14, 2012 08:47 AM (/YJYi)

36 Dennis Miller is slattering this delusional fuck now.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny solidarity) at August 14, 2012 08:48 AM (qImMu)

37 Dude's a dick.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at August 14, 2012 08:48 AM (VTeUD)

38 The GOP was founded to abolish slavery. For a leader of the party that fought to preserve it to make such an allegation takes basketballs for nads.

Posted by: The Monster at August 14, 2012 12:44 PM (a+M4r)

Or a distinct lack of brains...

Posted by: Smash'em at August 14, 2012 08:48 AM (/vXPy)

39 Witless and shameless is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: angler at August 14, 2012 08:48 AM (SwjAj)

40 let's hope Perriello doesn't re-appear as a statewide candidate. he is tireless. Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 14, 2012 12:46 PM (p3a8+)

I worked an economic development project in Danville a couple years ago.

When you look at what the Dems have done to places like Danville, it's a wonder anyone ever votes Dem at all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 08:48 AM (sbV1u)

41 look, i know blacks that argue with me about Abe Lincoln being Republican. & they will not believe that the KKK was essentially sheltered by the Dem party.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 14, 2012 08:48 AM (p3a8+)

42 Sounds like code for "Joe Biden."

Posted by: Code Analysis Generator of Truth at August 14, 2012 08:49 AM (HOOye)

43 brb, threatenin slavery if Blacks don't vote for me and Barack

Posted by: lolbiden at August 14, 2012 08:49 AM (G/zuv)

44 O.M.God. Too funny. Can't wait till Oct. 11th Veep debate.

At least Joe got away from his creepy obsession with rape. Ya if we don't throw kabillions for more cops wom'n fold were going to be raped left and right according to Joe.

Posted by: Deli LLama at August 14, 2012 08:49 AM (uv9eO)

45 "If we win -you." Hell I'm probably giving him too much credit. But--when you put that with the- "Romney will put you people back in chains"--or what ever the hell he says with that-- Holy gawd he is a shit stirring charlatan. Probably shouldn't make too much of this though-- don't want to give the Democrats an excuse to- replace Biden.

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 08:49 AM (r2PLg)

46 The GOP was founded to abolish slavery. For a leader
of the party that fought to preserve it to make such an allegation takes basketballs for nads.

As Rush was just saying about DWS's deer-in-the-headlights interview with Wolf Blitzer, Slow Joe could genuinely be ignorant. If he believes what the DNC and their puppets in the educational establishment have been saying for the last 50 years, Republicans = racist, and it's inconceivable that they aren't.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 14, 2012 08:49 AM (9YUug)

Joe "BFD" Biden.............

The gift that keeps on giving!

"Stand up Chuck"

Posted by: BIG ROB at August 14, 2012 08:50 AM (MuXag)

48 Nope, just complete disregard for or ignorance of history.

I think it's worse than that. Obama/Biden are counting on voters being ignorant of history. And too many of them are.

Posted by: Retread at August 14, 2012 08:50 AM (zxitI)

49 Joe Biden lost a debate to Teddy Ruxpin.

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 08:50 AM (MMC8r)

50 37 Dude's a dick.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at August 14, 2012 12:48 PM (VTeUD)

Oh come now, this is a bit more than even I can stand.

Posted by: Dick at August 14, 2012 08:50 AM (YYyqq)

51 Hey, Joe, go get fucked by the Warcock, m'kay? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 on second thought we don't deserve Shark Week at August 14, 2012 12:47 PM (VtjlW)

Now, now alex. Remember your blood pressure.

Sit here, my queen. Rest while I take a small Horde Pillaging detachment to handle this.

Have I told you how lovely you look today?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 08:50 AM (sbV1u)

52 Joe Biden thinks the Underground Railroad was a part of Amtrak.

Posted by: George Orwell what sho' nuff don' want no mo' chains at August 14, 2012 08:50 AM (AZGON)

53 13 - A transcript wouldn't do it justice. He said Romney wants to unchain Wall Street and put y'all back in chains. But it's the adoption of a southern plantation owner dialect that makes it what it is, and he sorta gestures too, I'm assuming at the black people in audience. I can't imagine what chains he thinks the white people would have been in.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2012 08:51 AM (2pG7H)

54 The "y'all" is a nice touch whether you're in NC or VA. Southerns are all the same anyway, right Joe? That's how all the sons of miners that never worked a menial job nor were called "lunchbucket" talk in Scranton.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 14, 2012 08:51 AM (OIuTH)

55 I think he and Nancy have been schlepping Hank Johnson and picked up his syphilis or whatever VD he has. NC isn't going to Obama. But let them spend their money here, anyway.

Posted by: blindside at August 14, 2012 08:51 AM (x7g7t)

56 Bambi isn't going to replace Biden. He says these "shit-stirring" things & the DNC can roll their eyes as if to say "he didn't really mean it". Meanwhile, the class warfare & the racial warfare continue...

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 14, 2012 08:51 AM (p3a8+)

57 Slow Joe needs to upsize his Depends so they cover his filthy mouth.

Posted by: redgrains at August 14, 2012 08:51 AM (TExGL)

49, lulz....

The idiot forgot what Lincoln did.....

Posted by: Draki at August 14, 2012 08:51 AM (L8r/r)

59 Joe Biden lost a debate to Teddy Ruxpin. Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 12:50 PM (MMC8r)

THREAD WINNER!

Damn, nickless, you're en fuego today.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 08:51 AM (sbV1u)

60 Nope, just complete disregard for or ignorance of history.

Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2012 12:47 PM (bAGA/)

Or it's the effect of a botched lobotomy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit[/b][/i] at August 14, 2012 08:51 AM (4df7R)

61 A transcript wouldn't do it justice. He said Romney wants to unchain Wall Street and put y'all back in chains. But it's the adoption of a southern plantation owner dialect that makes it what it is, and he sorta gestures too, I'm assuming at the black people in audience. I can't imagine what chains he thinks the white people would have been in.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2012 12:51 PM (2pG7H)

Oh, that's just SICK. Thanks for the rundown, BTC.

Hey, Slow Joe! Give the chicken a rest and go fuck yourself instead, okay?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit[/b][/i] at August 14, 2012 08:52 AM (4df7R)

62 Obama to Women: Vote for me or you'll be forced to back-alley abortions Obama to Seniors: Vote for me or you will starve on the street. Obama to Blacks: Vote for me or you'll be enslaved. Obama to Latinos: Vote for me or you'll be deported.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Space Chief at August 14, 2012 08:52 AM (G/zuv)

63 North Carolina- 22% black population Virginia- 19.8% black population And Biden is right--they very well could win those two states based on racial loyalty.

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 08:52 AM (r2PLg)

64 Hell, Paul Ryan is good looking and articulate. I'd vote for him.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2012 08:53 AM (Cvyuv)

65 I can't watch the videos at the moment -- anyone got a transcript of what he said in the second video? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at August 14, 2012 12:43 PM (4df7R) Lies. What do you expect when his mouth is moving. I don't think the guy has ever told the truth, even accidentally. I almost can't stand him as much as Obama and Pelosi.

Posted by: blindside at August 14, 2012 08:53 AM (x7g7t)

66 Dems sure do seem to know about slavery..... Makes you wonder why that is!

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 08:53 AM (VSfsH)

67 55 I think he and Nancy have been schlepping Hank Johnson and picked up his syphilis or whatever VD he has.

NC isn't going to Obama. But let them spend their money here, anyway.

Posted by: blindside at August 14, 2012 12:51 PM (x7g7t)

Hey h8er, just because I was worried about Guam tipping over because we were stationing service members there doesn't mean I'm a complete foo.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 14, 2012 08:53 AM (/YJYi)

>>It's really rich to hear Democrats talking about putting people in chains to massive institutions.

No, no, no. He said BACK in chains. That is much worse.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 14, 2012 08:54 AM (SUKHu)

69 Truth is biden is such an asshole and fool, nobody even notices anymore or cares. Sad but true

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2012 08:54 AM (05RcU)

70 >> The "y'all" is a nice touch whether you're in NC or VA. Southerns are all the same anyway, right Joe?

It's worse than that. He's talking to the blacks in the audience because he says put "back" in chains. Have the whites ever been in chains?

And this is what I hear him say: "He gonna put y'all back in chains." Then it ends with his "he said he gonna do nuttin--" before cutting off.

I can see the media response if Romney lapsed into this patois while addressing the NAACP.

Do not trust any politician whose voice morphs like this based on the audience he thinks he's addressing. A person condescending in this manner seeks to be a demagogue because he's unnaturally pretending to be one of you versus one of "them."

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 14, 2012 08:54 AM (qyQRd)

71 I'd like to see Bob Beckel slam Col. West for his "enslavement" analogy about progressive policy while his guy's VP is using the exact same rhetoric.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 14, 2012 08:54 AM (zrpqj)

72 "He's gonna put y'all back in chains!"

Was Joey (master of accents) doing his southern accent?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2012 08:54 AM (1Jaio)

73 Well, Heaven knows that the govenor of this state won't do anything to stop Virginia voters from crossing the border and voting here. Since the 2010 election (and since she announced she will not seek re-election) she has pretty much been on a permanent vacation.

Posted by: DaveinNC at August 14, 2012 08:54 AM (boNGU)

74 Gird y'all loins, or the Mormon's'll be chainin' y'all up wit chastity belts! Made by Halliburton! Financed by Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at August 14, 2012 08:55 AM (OIuTH)

75 Hey h8er, just because I was worried about Guam tipping over because we were stationing service members there doesn't mean I'm a complete foo.Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 14, 2012 12:53 PM (/YJYi)

Actually, that's exactly what it means.

Even I know that, Hank!

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at August 14, 2012 08:55 AM (sbV1u)

I can't decide if the crowd was booing at the evil Romney for "putting y'all back in chains" or at Biden for what might be the most digusting remark of the campaign to date.

Posted by: Wisrich at August 14, 2012 08:55 AM (hdpay)

77 The Republican Party was not founded to abolish slavery; that was the position of the Abolitionists.

The Republican Party was founded to prevent the expansion of slavery into the Western territories; slavery, denied the opportunity to expand, would wither and then be out-voted as immigrants settled the West with 'free labor'

Republicans wanted slavery to die out within a generation or so ( after their founding in 1854 ) and expected it would do so. They absorbed the Free Soil Party and attracted a lot of Whigs like Lincoln

Posted by: Jimmy Carl Black at August 14, 2012 08:55 AM (Dll6b)

78 62 Obama to Women: Vote for me or you'll be forced to back-alley abortions Obama to Seniors: Vote for me or you will starve on the street. Obama to Blacks: Vote for me or you'll be enslaved. Obama to Latinos: Vote for me or you'll be deported. ********** ^ This is exactly the game plan. And it is particularly insidious. America is a miracle. It is a country that is the melting pot of the world--and somehow it is held together. The fabric that holds it all together is being torn apart for political gain by the Democrats.

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 08:55 AM (r2PLg)

79 Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 12:50 PM (sbV1u) Thank you, I appreciate the care and attention that are only my due. I presume your petition for some minor considerations shall be presented shortly?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 on second thought we don't deserve Shark Week at August 14, 2012 08:55 AM (VtjlW)

80 Moar Biden!

Posted by: Nukie at August 14, 2012 08:56 AM (sv/s3)

81 Since the 2010 election (and since she announced she will not seek re-election) she haspretty much been on a permanent vacation. Posted by: DaveinNC at August 14, 2012 12:54 PM (boNGU) What election? I thought we suspended those!

Posted by: Governor Dumplin' at August 14, 2012 08:56 AM (OIuTH)

82 Gotta love that comminist slogan "foward".

Posted by: Berserker at August 14, 2012 08:56 AM (FMbng)

83 ..............I'm the Indian in the group. ( Mothers of Invention reference )

Posted by: Jimmy Carl Black at August 14, 2012 08:56 AM (Dll6b)

84 CHOCKIT ICE CWEAM! YAAAYYYY!

Posted by: Simple Joe at August 14, 2012 08:57 AM (xYgm6)

85 Yesterday morning during a radio interview, Rep. Ted Poe said the debate between Biden & Ryan will be like Forrest Gump meets Albert Einstein.

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 14, 2012 08:57 AM (QB3JR)

86 When the MSM starts trashing Ryan as being "not ready", etc., and "Do you want this man a hearbeat away from the Presidency?" just have these clips run in response. Or cull all this idiot's gaffes and release a miniseries.

Posted by: Biblio Still Misses Breitbart at August 14, 2012 08:57 AM (7o8VY)

87 I presume your petition for some minor considerations shall be presented shortly? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 on second thought we don't deserve Shark Week at August 14, 2012 12:55 PM (VtjlW)

Nil nisi Domine ;-)

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at August 14, 2012 08:57 AM (sbV1u)

It never ceases to amaze me that regressives always equate stricter rules, more stifling regulations, and reduced choices as "freedom." Apparently they want to free us all from the hard work of actually THINKING about an issue and making an informed decision.

Eventually they will ban all Jolly Ranchers except watermelon, because watermelon is the best flavor. It would "save" the general population from having to choose from the zillions of flavors available.

The sour apple contingent will have to go underground.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit[/b][/i] at August 14, 2012 08:57 AM (4df7R)

89 Obama to Women: Vote for me or you'll be forced to back-alley abortions Obama to Seniors: Vote for me or you will starve on the street. Obama to Blacks: Vote for me or you'll be enslaved. Obama to Latinos: Vote for me or you'll be deported. Posted by: Soothsayer the Space Chief at August 14, 2012 12:52 PM (G/zuv) Obama to White Men: F*ck you.

Posted by: Code Analysis Generator of Truth at August 14, 2012 08:58 AM (HOOye)

90 Posted by: Soothsayer the Space Chief at August 14, 2012 12:52 PM (G/zuv) Look, I told you, I'm voting RR, stop gilding the lily! Somewhat related, drat it all to heck, now I really want chocolate ice cream.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 on second thought we don't deserve Shark Week at August 14, 2012 08:58 AM (VtjlW)

91 brb, fear mongerin

Posted by: lolobama & lolbiden at August 14, 2012 08:58 AM (G/zuv)

92 Barry & Joey: Romney and Ryan are good decent people but their plan is to enslave you or kill you. Oh and they're fear mongers unlike us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2012 08:58 AM (1Jaio)

93 You guys know what really sucks? There's only one VP debate.

Posted by: Adam at August 14, 2012 08:58 AM (/YJYi)

94 i prefer watermelon. unchained, of course

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 14, 2012 08:58 AM (p3a8+)

95 Joe Biden: Dope in Chains

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2012 08:59 AM (TMB3S)

96 9 Ahem, that's my line.

Posted by: Wile E Coyote at August 14, 2012 12:42 PM (sbV1u)

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Ahem, that's MY line

Posted by: Fareed at August 14, 2012 08:59 AM (SO2Q8)

97 off sub-literate moron sock!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 09:00 AM (sbV1u)

98 I'll tell you another thing--and it's why I always want to - destroy polls- Polling is all about pitting one group against another--or worse and more likely telling a group of people how-- most of them are voting. What's the purpose of that? It's to keep everyone-- in line.

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 09:00 AM (r2PLg)

99 Joe Biden is both stupid and malicious, an evil sub-tard, if you will.

Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2012 09:00 AM (bAGA/)

100 I hate the damn polling--hate it.

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 09:00 AM (r2PLg)

101 Interesting strategy - lets you know how the race is really going. People who are winning don't say these kinds of things.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2012 09:00 AM (BiMP/)

102 You guys know what really sucks? There's only one VP debate.

Ryan will only need one.

Ryan will be talking and Biden will be sitting down, cross-legged, in the corner eating leftovers from underneath his fingernails.

Posted by: EC at August 14, 2012 09:01 AM (GQ8sn)

103 >> Romney and Ryan are good decent people but their plan is to enslave you or kill you. Oh and they're fear mongers unlike us

Yes, except you left out the part about wanting to put their fists in your vagina.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 14, 2012 09:01 AM (qyQRd)

104 compare the taste of the woman who married Paul Ryan with Jill Biden who married Joe.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 14, 2012 09:01 AM (p3a8+)

105 Posted by: Jill Biden, sorta doctorish at August 14, 2012 01:00 PM (hvwLi)

Doctorate in Education

For those unfamiliar with the credential, it means she's fully qualified to work the overnight shift at any 7-11

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 09:01 AM (sbV1u)

106 Joe hates winter because his tongue sticks to the window.

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 09:01 AM (MMC8r)

107 @76.. my guess is they approved. Stupid, uninformed voters. Pathetic.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2012 09:02 AM (l/N7H)

108 I am hoping for real tears from Biden during the debate with Ryan, unlike the fake tears he cried debating Palin.

Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2012 09:02 AM (bAGA/)

109 He also took some time from vomiting this insanity to imitate the deaf translator for the speech. Keepin' it classy, Uncle Choo Choo!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 09:02 AM (6YhqB)

110 What a charmed life this piece of refuse has had.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2012 09:02 AM (l3vZN)

111 76 - I think it's akin to the old Andy Kaufman act. People didn't know whether to laugh or not, because they weren't quite sure whether the guy was joking or serious. It's a very uncomfortable position for someone who came to the event to be entertained or inspired, and ended up with... Joe Biden.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2012 09:02 AM (2pG7H)

112 lol nickless. You are on a roll!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2012 09:02 AM (l/N7H)

113

I think it's worse than that. Obama/Biden are counting on voters being ignorant of history. And too many of them are.

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Anything else we can do to help?

Posted by: American teachers unions at August 14, 2012 09:03 AM (SO2Q8)

114 For those unfamiliar with the credential, it means she's fully qualified to work the overnight shift at any 7-11

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 01:01 PM (sbV1u)

Provided she's not required to do any math. Most of the education majors I've known have been so innumerate it's frightening. I don't expect Jill is much better, doctorate or not.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit[/b][/i] at August 14, 2012 09:03 AM (4df7R)

115 108 Joe hates winter because his tongue sticks to the window.

You don't even want to know. Last January his tongue was stuck to me for 2 hours before someone found him.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Bedroom Window at August 14, 2012 09:03 AM (/YJYi)

116 Man. that sure is representative of the Nation of Drooling Retards.

Posted by: maddogg at August 14, 2012 09:04 AM (OlN4e)

117 >>>>It's really rich to hear Democrats talking about putting people in chains to massive institutions. You know like failing public schools to benefit teacher unions, or on welfare by eliminating work requirements or God forbid! giving people a choice to plan for their retirement with choices other than Medicare or Social Security.

Let's not forget their greatest hit. THE INSTITUTION OF SLAVERY! Defended tooth, nail, blood and ball. Some things never change.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular With Full Stomping Power! at August 14, 2012 09:04 AM (0q2P7)

118 That really is insane what he did there; it's the kind of thing that has the potential to nuke a campaign.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 14, 2012 09:04 AM (zrpqj)

119 52 Joe Biden thinks the Underground Railroad was a part of Amtrak. ---
And have you heard what they used to charge for a burger? Don't even ask about the chilins and watermelon...

Posted by: SloJoe at August 14, 2012 09:05 AM (SO2Q8)

120 So, if I'm to understand this, the only way you can get people to listen to you in a speech is to sound like some whacked out televangelist preacher?

Thanks for clearing that up, Joe, you miserable buffoon of a man.

It really saddens me that one, he has more money than I'll likely see in my lifetime, and two, he's VICE FUCKING PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES.......

Posted by: © Sponge at August 14, 2012 09:05 AM (UK9cE)

121 Since 2008 the official White House Emergency Preparedness Plan has included a section on removing crayons from the nose of an important government officer.

Posted by: Cicero at August 14, 2012 09:05 AM (QKKT0)

122

Get your official Biden 2012 wallpaper here, YAAAAYY!

http://tinyurl.com/8tulrac

Posted by: Simple Joe at August 14, 2012 09:06 AM (xYgm6)

123 Joey: I've got some good news for y'all. Barack said I'm going to be campaigning in states 51-57. But he didn't tell me what their names are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2012 09:06 AM (1Jaio)

124 Joe Biden puts the "vice" in "Vice President."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit[/b][/i] at August 14, 2012 09:06 AM (4df7R)

125 Refresh my memory... which political party believes that a man is not entitled to the fruits of his labor?

Posted by: Weew at August 14, 2012 09:06 AM (5tpzF)

126 Provided she's not required to do any math. Most of the education majors I've known have been so innumerate it's frightening. I don't expect Jill is much better, doctorate or not. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at August 14, 2012 01:03 PM (4df7R)

I know it pains them to realize the truth, but Education majors are demonstrably the bottom of the intellectual barrel at any degree level, and in any era.

The actual statistics are out there with 5 minutes of Googling.

Or you could read a couple Thomas Sowell books, he pulls them together for you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 09:06 AM (sbV1u)

127 Joe Biden thinks the Mason-Dixon Line was a promotional stunt for glass jars

Posted by: Jimmy Carl Black at August 14, 2012 09:06 AM (Dll6b)

128 121 That really is insane what he did there; it's the kind of thing that has the potential to nuke a campaign.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 14, 2012 01:04 PM (zrpqj)

Paradoxically, Biden's consistent stupidity insulates him. Everybody just assumes that whatever he says is idiotic so nobody holds it against him. It's Tourette's Syndrome freedom: People just get used to you saying "BITCH!" at random intervals.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 14, 2012 09:06 AM (RD7QR)

129 62
Obama to Women: Vote for me or you'll be forced to back-alley abortions

Obama to Seniors: Vote for me or you will starve on the street.

Obama to Blacks: Vote for me or you'll be enslaved.

Obama to Latinos: Vote for me ILLEGALLY or you'll be deported. ---- FIFY

Posted by: La Raza at August 14, 2012 09:06 AM (SO2Q8)

130 Joe's never seen 'Malcolm X.'

He wants to see Malcolm 1-9 first.

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 09:07 AM (MMC8r)

131 Biden should stay away from jacuzzis. Just sayin.

Posted by: Incvictos at August 14, 2012 09:07 AM (OQpzc)

132 Not sure if it's been noted yet, but Ron Palillo of Arnold Horshack fame passed away today. RIP

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 14, 2012 09:07 AM (VJUQK)

133

Did you guys like my shirt? Buttons opened and everything. I hear that's how Southerners dress because it's so hot.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2012 09:08 AM (xvtYZ)

134 Maybe he's laying the groundwork for stepping down for "medical reasons"?
I know, that would actually require a strategy other than just saying, unfiltered, whatever pops into his head at the moment.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2012 09:08 AM (Gs9j9)

135 Dumb fucks. I was a leader of the KKK and served as a dem for decades, but republicans are the one's you have to worry about. It's so easy.

Posted by: Robert Byrd's Soulless Corpse at August 14, 2012 09:09 AM (/YJYi)

136

Obama to Women: Vote for me or you'll be forced to back-alley abortions

Obama to Seniors: Vote for me or you will starve on the street.

Obama to Blacks: Vote for me or you'll be enslaved.

Obama to Latinos: Vote for me or you'll be deported.

Obama to All-of-the-Above-and-Everyone-Else: Then die quickly, because your useless ass costs too much to keep alive.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit[/b][/i] at August 14, 2012 09:09 AM (4df7R)

137 OT but which moron is in Iowa?

Posted by: TC at August 14, 2012 09:09 AM (vYB+W)

138 seriously, Biden often sounds like a stroke victim, Not Fully Recovered

Posted by: Jimmy Carl Black at August 14, 2012 09:09 AM (Dll6b)

139 I haven't read the comments yet, but has anyone pointed out this man is one heartbeat away from the Big Chair? Sure would be nice to see Obama's medical records.

Posted by: Y-not at August 14, 2012 09:10 AM (5H6zj)

140 We got a little surprise for everybody at the convention.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 14, 2012 09:10 AM (v1uZf)

141

Joe's never seen 'Malcolm X.'

He wants to see Malcolm 1-9 first.

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 01:07 PM (MMC8r)

No no no, nickless. You're assuming Slow Joe is familiar with roman numerals.

He hasn't seen Malcolm X because he wants to see Malcolms A thru W first.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit[/b][/i] at August 14, 2012 09:10 AM (4df7R)

142 and somebody knock the dick out of Marlee's mouth so I can understand what she's saying.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2012 09:12 AM (aA9lR)

143 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at August 14, 2012 01:09 PM (4df7R)

the 'message' works ( reference source: 2008, 2006 mid-terms )

they turned Katrina into House and Senate majorities--sick and sad, but impressive

Posted by: Augie in St Augustine at August 14, 2012 09:12 AM (Dll6b)

144 100 - Well said, but did you mean to post in verse form? Every time we talk about polls around here I cringe. Every poll that says 40 something this vs. 40 something that, you're creating an image. In this election, the image they want to impose on everyone is that this is a tight election, and the more we talk about polls where the two sides are within the margin of error of each other, the more likely it will be.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2012 09:12 AM (2pG7H)

145
"He is going to put y'all back in chains."

Mmmmmmmm....

Posted by: Voter Who's Kinda Into That Sort of Thing

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 14, 2012 09:12 AM (kdS6q)

146 106 compare the taste of the woman who married Paul Ryan with Jill Biden who married Joe.
--- Jill tastes of cauliflower, lemon juice and compound W. Janna, is kinda outta my league.

Posted by: Barry at August 14, 2012 09:13 AM (SO2Q8)

147 I know it pains them to realize the truth, but Education majors are demonstrably the bottom of the intellectual barrel at any degree level, and in any era. I've always loved PJ O'Rourke's line about Bill Bennett I think looking like he's always about to say that anyone who wonders what's wrong with education had never fucked an education major.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 on second thought we don't deserve Shark Week at August 14, 2012 09:14 AM (VtjlW)

148 Quoting: "Personally, I think he's mocking himself for being a gaseous windbag but I admit, no matter how dumb he is, I can't stay mad at Slow Joe."

He's attached to the hip of the worst, most Marxist president one can imagine. He lies continually about Obama's opponents without any touch of conscience.

You may not be able to stay mad at Slow Joe, but I sure can.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 14, 2012 09:15 AM (VJUQK)

149 147 100 - Well said, but did you mean to post in verse form? ******** Actually I did. I had that Dio Black Sabbath song-Last In Line stuck in my head. I thought it would go with the idea--but I don't think it does.

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 09:16 AM (r2PLg)

150 Did Biden always do that ridiculous fake southern preacher accent or is it that a new thing?

Posted by: booger at August 14, 2012 09:16 AM (HI6wa)

151 And Obama was talking about Romney putting his dog on the roof of his car today. So much for a campaign about big ideas.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2012 09:16 AM (TMB3S)

152 Is ace okay? Last week, it was ten posts a day; this week, he's not in before one.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 14, 2012 09:16 AM (f/iJp)

153 Is ace okay? Last week, it was ten posts a day; this week, he's not in before one.Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 14, 2012 01:16 PM (f/iJp)

He's pacing himself.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 09:17 AM (sbV1u)

154 needs more seersucker, dabs at the forehead with a white hanky, and a few, 'ah say, ah say'

Posted by: negentropy at August 14, 2012 09:17 AM (27KAF)

155

John Sununo is coming on to Andrea Mitchell's (MSNBC) show in a few minutes.

If he stays true to form, this should be good.

Posted by: jwest at August 14, 2012 09:18 AM (ZDsRL)

156 133 Joe's never seen 'Malcolm X.'

He wants to see Malcolm 1-9 first.
--- I did watch Malcolm in the Middle. I gess that was Malcolm IIIII or Malcolm IIIIII or Malcolm IIIII 1/2 HEY JILL, CAN Y'ALL HELP ME OUT HERE

Posted by: VP Joe at August 14, 2012 09:18 AM (SO2Q8)

157 THE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!

Posted by: toby928© at August 14, 2012 09:18 AM (QupBk)

158 Joe AiNt nowaaYs tah-Urd

Posted by: hillary "daisy duke" clinton at August 14, 2012 09:18 AM (zsgo8)

159 156 Is ace okay? Last week, it was ten posts a day; this week, he's not in before one.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 14, 2012 01:16 PM (f/iJp)

Well, he did comment at #4....so there's that.

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2012 09:18 AM (X6akg)

160 Joe's my hero!!!....Yaayyyyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at August 14, 2012 09:19 AM (PUuQq)

161 82 It's actually "froward" they just forgot how to spell it.

Posted by: JustMe at August 14, 2012 09:19 AM (QbjWk)

162 Griddle some loin!

Posted by: reason at August 14, 2012 09:19 AM (RQDhf)

163 >> We got a little surprise for everybody at the convention.

>> Bill Clinton

That's right, folks. Don't beat up Sheriff Joe too much. We don't want to give them an excuse to dump him for HRC.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 14, 2012 09:19 AM (qyQRd)

164 Every time we talk about polls around here I cringe. Every poll that says 40 something this vs. 40 something that, you're creating an image. In this election, the image they want to impose on everyone is that this is a tight election, and the more we talk about polls where the two sides are within the margin of error of each other, the more likely it will be. Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2012 01:12 PM (2pG7H) ********* So you are talking about the "self-fulfilling" aspect of the polling? There are people that think that polling and the preponderance of the two parties doing focus groups has actually created the 50-50 state.

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 09:19 AM (r2PLg)

165 Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2012 09:19 AM (QKKT0)

166 If Obama had been giving that speech it would have been like Animal House. "And we're going to win name of state!"

Posted by: Whoever this is, it's definitely not Michael at August 14, 2012 09:19 AM (qA5G4)

167 Did Biden always do that ridiculous fake southern preacher accent or is it that a new thing? He used to have that Welsh Gaelic thing going on.

Posted by: toby928© at August 14, 2012 09:20 AM (QupBk)

168 Spell "potato," Joe.

Posted by: Cicero at August 14, 2012 09:20 AM (QKKT0)

169 I hope Obama doesn't replace this man. Paul Ryan will bat him around the stage like a hungry cat on a fat mouse.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 09:21 AM (9TTOe)

170 I had this awesome thought last night.

If Barack Obama wasn't "black" ...

... even the MSM would say that he sucks.

... Soledad O'Brien wouldn't know his name

... Chris Matthews would have no tingles

... he would just be another cracker.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 14, 2012 09:21 AM (e8kgV)

171

@133 and 161

Hilarity just called. It wants to sue.

Posted by: reason at August 14, 2012 09:21 AM (RQDhf)

172 I know now, Jeff Spicoli was based on the life and times of a young Joe Biden.

See kids? If nothing else, you can plainly see that you CAN become anything you want here in the greatest country in the world!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at August 14, 2012 09:21 AM (UK9cE)

173 >>The "y'all" is a nice touch whether you're in NC or VA. Southerns are all the same anyway, right Joe? 'Can't wait to see what he does when he's campaigning on South Beach or Fire Island.

Posted by: Y-not at August 14, 2012 09:21 AM (5H6zj)

174 Slow Joe is replaced in 3...2...1.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at August 14, 2012 09:21 AM (SzAZ7)

175

Who is moderating the VP Debate?

That would be ABC's Martha Raddatz.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit[/b][/i] at August 14, 2012 09:22 AM (4df7R)

176 I was too busy staring at that fatty flesh sack under Slow Joe's chin to hear what he was saying. It has the 2nd level utility power of "mind numbing." So what did he say?

Posted by: Dang at August 14, 2012 09:22 AM (Ky1+e)

177 7 but Joe don't know nuthin bout birthin no babies
Posted by: Soothsayer the Space Chief at August 14, 2012 12:42 PM (G/zuv)

OMFG that made me laugh.

Posted by: wooga at August 14, 2012 09:22 AM (vjyZP)

178 Spell "potato," Joe. M-O-O-N, that spells tater.

Posted by: toby928© at August 14, 2012 09:23 AM (QupBk)

179 It is funny that the bussed in crowd had no reaction whatsoever to the fact that he mentioned the wrong state.

Reminds me of The Simpson's episode where Aerosmith showed up......

"HELLO ST. LOUIS!!!!!"

"That's Springfield, Steve...."

Posted by: © Sponge at August 14, 2012 09:23 AM (UK9cE)

180 Added: This is making the rounds too. Biden "mocks" the woman doing the sign language. Personally, I think he's mocking himself for being a gaseous windbag but I admit, no matter how dumb he is, I can't stay mad at Slow Joe. **** The snake is always charming.

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 09:23 AM (r2PLg)

181 nood fred

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2012 09:23 AM (X6akg)

182
.... to be honest... I have sexdaily.

danmit.... dyslexia..... fukc

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2012 09:24 AM (C8hzL)

183 When I was back in college I owned a car I called the "General Lee." Had a Union Jack on the roof and everything.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2012 09:24 AM (QKKT0)

184 156 Is ace okay? Last week, it was ten posts a day; this week, he's not in before one. Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 14, 2012 01:16 PM (f/iJp) --------- Let's hope he's working on his book.

Posted by: Code Analysis Generator of Truth at August 14, 2012 09:24 AM (HOOye)

185 178 Spell "potato," Joe.

POE TAY TOE

Posted by: Joey at August 14, 2012 09:24 AM (/YJYi)

186 Paul Ryan? What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at August 14, 2012 09:24 AM (B/yDO)

187 Slow Joe is replaced in 3...2...1. Posted by: Mr Fever Head

How do I send a photo on Twitter?

Posted by: Joe Biden's dick at August 14, 2012 09:24 AM (Ky1+e)

188

He used to have that Welsh Gaelic thing going on.<<<<

He plagiarized Neil Kinnock's biography AND his accent. Motherfucker doesn't take half-measures.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 14, 2012 09:25 AM (xYgm6)

189 170 - Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I think there was some wisdom in that approach once upon a time. Compared to the parliamentary democracies (with the possible exception of Britain), there has always been much less chaos in the American system. I assume the two-party system more or less evolved, and no one objected because it helped the pols establish their power structure, and it also kept them somewhat in line, away from crazier political philosophies. But the Dems have pretty much abdicated responsibility, some would say ever since the days of FDR. I think it would be good for the country if we could destroy their party, and let something healthier replace it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2012 09:25 AM (2pG7H)

190 Oh well I'm the kind of guy who just loves to double down
where the stupid flows in buckets, you know that I'm around
the gaffes they keep a coming, to me its all the same
and I'm so fucking stupid I'm surprised I know my name

I'm the bumbler, yeah the bumbler
And I go around around around

oh well there's obama on my left, and pelosi on my right
and valerie is the girl who locks me up at night
and when she asks me,which one I love the best
I say you didn't tell me, there would be a stupid test

I'm the bumbler, yeah the bumbler
and I go around around around

Oh well I'm the kind of guy, that they have to bring around
They stick me on the stage and I become a fucking clown
and If I find myself a-falling on my face
I hear the aliens laughing, somewhere in outer space

I'm a bumbler
slow joe the bumbler
and I go around around around

Posted by: Berserker at August 14, 2012 09:25 AM (FMbng)

191

"and a few, 'ah say, ah say'"

Foghorn Bidehorn?

Posted by: reason at August 14, 2012 09:26 AM (RQDhf)

192 What do you mean, "You people"?

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at August 14, 2012 09:26 AM (96M6e)

193 185 Who is moderating the VP Debate? That would be ABC's Martha Raddatz. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at August 14, 2012 01:22 PM (4df7R) ****** I didn't even know who the hell that was. rockmom posted her bio--foreign policy is her thing. So guess what the VP debate will be on-*if* Ryan doesn't redirect? Yep, foreign policy. Unfortunately for her--Ryan is damn good at pivoting to what he wants to talk about.

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 09:27 AM (r2PLg)

194 185 Who is moderating the VP Debate?

That would be ABC's Martha Raddatz. --- Technically i think she's 'liberlizing' the debate

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 14, 2012 09:27 AM (SO2Q8)

195 Time for Wapner, Mr. Vice-President.

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 09:27 AM (MMC8r)

196 I want y'all to Choo-choose me and Barry!

Posted by: Engineer Joe at August 14, 2012 09:28 AM (mxnUd)

197 Anyone else find it ironic that Joe is speaking at the "Institute for Advanced Learning"?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 14, 2012 09:28 AM (P6H+d)

198 The Acme Company may soon drop him as a spokesman.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 14, 2012 09:28 AM (71LDo)

199 "If Barack Obama wasn't "black" ..."

He'd be jon edwards. Without the appetite for women.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at August 14, 2012 09:29 AM (ksERZ)

200 Both Mitt and Paul will have to learn the Newt Gingrich method of debating .. namely, if they don't ask the questions that they should, answer the questions that they should have asked.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 14, 2012 09:29 AM (e8kgV)

201 So what exactly would a "sloe joe fizz" at a bar be made of? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Midaz at August 14, 2012 09:29 AM (ff2kT)

202 He'd be jon edwards. Without the appetite for women.

And with a shorter resume.

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 09:30 AM (MMC8r)

203 There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at August 14, 2012 09:30 AM (B/yDO)

204 He needs to do what a lot of drug-addled rock bands do: Tape the name of the place he's in to the stage. "It's great to be here in....uh...Denver, the...uh...Sunshine State!"

Posted by: jakeman at August 14, 2012 09:30 AM (96M6e)

205

"When I was back in college I owned a car I called the "General Lee." Had a Union Jack on the roof and everything."

COROLLARY

"Paul Ryan just bought a new car for his oldest kid. He got one of those blatantly racist Minis. You know, with the flag on the roof! Now what does that really say about his VALUES....?" - Joe Biden

Posted by: reason at August 14, 2012 09:30 AM (RQDhf)

206 Romney/Ryan +2 on Obama/Goober according to Gallup. First Romney lead in quite a while

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 14, 2012 09:31 AM (SO2Q8)

207 "Trouble, with a capital T, that rhymes with C and that stands for CHAINS!"...

Posted by: yerro at August 14, 2012 09:32 AM (kCJ/y)

208 A caller to the POTUS channel on XM radio this morning said campaigns are like NFL games, and gaffes are like turnovers. Whoever makes the most usually loses.

Posted by: rockmom at August 14, 2012 09:33 AM (aBlZ1)

209 C'mon, Drew, so Slo Joe slightly misspoke - what he meant to say was, with enough voter fraud in North Carolina and Virginia, D'ohbama can win the ACC.

Posted by: Gerry at August 14, 2012 09:34 AM (/q9ce)

210 If anybody can prove this isn't Joe Biden:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnoPZqC6Bfs

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 09:34 AM (MMC8r)

211 200 170 - Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I think there was some wisdom in that approach once upon a time. Compared to the parliamentary democracies (with the possible exception of Britain), there has always been much less chaos in the American system. I assume the two-party system more or less evolved, and no one objected because it helped the pols establish their power structure, and it also kept them somewhat in line, away from crazier political philosophies. But the Dems have pretty much abdicated responsibility, some would say ever since the days of FDR. I think it would be good for the country if we could destroy their party, and let something healthier replace it. Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2012 01:25 PM (2pG7H) ******* Okay-I see you know your stuff. I always thought proportional representation would not work well here because of the fact that the United States is not as homogeneous as say--Canada. So while I am upthread talking negatively about the 50/50 nation-there is also a huge upside to that. IOW you don't have every minority group with it's own political party because that isn't viable in a two party system. I think that's the way it has to be in United States. What do you think about that? It's an interesting debate.

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 09:35 AM (r2PLg)

212

Ya know, y'all...one of Obama's favorite songs ever was always Unchained Melody.

Now, don't tell Michelle, or she'll be all askin' him who Melody is, but the point I'm trying to make here is...CHAINS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2012 09:35 AM (RQDhf)

213 @201 Great lyric!! Now I'll have THAT stuck in my head all day!

Posted by: rockmom at August 14, 2012 09:36 AM (aBlZ1)

214 220 A caller to the POTUS channel on XM radio this morning said campaigns are like NFL games, and gaffes are like turnovers. Whoever makes the most usually loses. --- But when Joe is involved, there is a +20 point spread

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 14, 2012 09:37 AM (SO2Q8)

215 with *its* own political party ********

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 09:37 AM (r2PLg)

216 And, new thread.

Posted by: tasker at August 14, 2012 09:39 AM (r2PLg)

217 Maybe with the popularity of "50 Shades of Grey", this might be a plus for...oh God, what am I saying? Killlll...meeeeee...nowwwwwww.......

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at August 14, 2012 09:40 AM (GBXon)

218 You know, I almost pity Biden when he goes up against Ryan in the debate. ALMOST! I hope Ryan is kind enough to brink him an engineer's cap and a binkie to toss to him after the debate, kinda like the mean joe green ad all those years ago when he tosses the kid a jersey.

Posted by: Midaz at August 14, 2012 09:40 AM (ff2kT)

219 Slow Joe's presence on the ticket proves SCOAMF's commitment to hiring the retarded.

Posted by: MoeRon at August 14, 2012 09:41 AM (yWDpP)

220 Regarding the Biden chains comment, Andrea Saul said it was "unacceptable". For some reason Romney keeps her on staff. His call. It would be better if she had a non speaking role.

Posted by: gracepmc at August 14, 2012 09:41 AM (rznx3)

221 222 If anybody can prove this isn't Joe Biden:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnoPZqC6Bfs

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 01:34 PM (MMC8r)

Perfect.

Posted by: yerro at August 14, 2012 09:41 AM (kCJ/y)

222 Yup, Negros eat that slavery shit up. Even the clean articulate ones.

Posted by: Slow Joe at August 14, 2012 09:43 AM (SzAZ7)

223 I'd love to see Joe Biden retired and comfortably at home before dementia fully sets in. Is that so wrong?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 11:04 AM (r4wIV)

224 Either she has a new miracle worker make up artist and stylist or she's had major work ala nanny p and she's got someone at home smart enough to say "mom take off that dress it looks terrible". But could be she saw the infomercial for the spray make up and she'll be their spokesperson in her next job. And it could be the sale rack was just chock full of decent dresses since no one but rich people like her can afford to buy nowadays.... Either way, wonder if she gets on everyone's nerves in the democratic party. I mean she is making Michael Steele's tenure in the Republican party look like a rousing success. I ignore joe biden. He's sent out there to say outrageous things to distract from the real issues at hand. They sequestered him in Rehoboth for most of the summer, didn't let him near a camera, phone or podium but since they are bringing flotus back in guess joe complained so here he is....

Posted by: kevin durant fan at August 14, 2012 11:22 AM (oZfic)

225 Posted by: Midaz at August 14, 2012 01:40 PM (ff2kT) Actually I'm worried about the debate. Paul Ryan is a lovely person. He was raised well to respect the elderly and those with lesser brain power and to respect his elders. Joe falls into all those categories. I hope he is not so deferential to the vice president that he loses in the debates. And you know they fully expect those well behaved republicans to perform as predicted so Ryan won't get down and dirty. I always remember the debate my dad made me watch between hillary and Rick Lazio where he was trouncing her, winning all the way and then he lost, she made mincemeat out of him in minutes.... I worry that will happen with a Ryan/Biden match.... Can Ryan get his points across in a climate that is wholly against him and come out the winner?

Posted by: kevin durant fan at August 14, 2012 11:27 AM (oZfic)

226

WAY too many mental mistakes for this guy to be considered anything but a bafoon. And yet you NEVER hear from any main media - how this dangerous bufoon is only a heart-beat away from running our country. I guess they figure he can't do any worse, than President per se

Posted by: builder at August 14, 2012 12:29 PM (FYx2I)

227 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 02:07 PM (6o4Fb)

228 Be kind to an aging man quickly yielding to senility. The extra 7 states turned a difficult task into an impossible one for Joe.

Posted by: Army of Fact-Checkers at August 14, 2012 03:00 PM (UlI/7)

229 Why the shock about the North Carolina remark? It's traditional for Democrats to cross state lines and vote illegally. Just ask a Kansan about this.

Posted by: Stephen M. St. Onge at August 14, 2012 04:12 PM (jM4s7)

230 We've had idiot vice presidents, and we've had vicious vice presidents, but I think this is the first vicious idiot vice president.

Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at August 15, 2012 08:18 AM (gHBfR)

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