1 This is one of the things you would expect a Moron to joke about, but it's true:  Jon Lovitz has a famously epic penis.

2 God protect Lovitz for leaving the liberal reservation.

3 The President is lying to get votes..it's obvious and transparent.






But it must not be spoken aloud.  Or else.

4 He's a liberal. He said so himself in his follow-up tweets. I didn't see him saying he was switching parties or staying home this November.

Are we really to the point where we get excited if one C-List celebrity goes slightly off the reservation?

Let me know when he says he's back and lending support to Mittens.

5 Frankly, this may have been the best thing to happen to Lovitz in a long time.  Look at all the media attention he has received lately.  This is a new way to attract media attention.  Make fun of Obama. 

6 This may be bigger than we know, because he isn't backing down. He seems to be digging in. He speaks the truth. The emperor has no clothes. ... or speak softly and carry a big dick

7 Lovitz' problem is that he is not enough of a hypocrite on the subject of high taxes to suit the elitist liberals. The nerve of the guy. He actually says he doesn't want to pay higher taxes. He's supposed to say he wants to pay more because it is FAIR, then instruct his financial people to comb the tax laws for ways to avoid paying.

8 2 God protect Lovitz for leaving the liberal reservation. Those who go off the reservation get scalped.

9

For SNL, that was a pretty conservative/libertarian cast.  Makes sense, their comedy came of age during the Reagan years.

10 He is already bald

11 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

12 This is one of the things you would expect a Moron to joke about, but it's true: Jon Lovitz has a famously epic penis.


I'm real happy for you, and Ima let you finish, but Barack Obama has the biggest penis OF ALL TIME!!!

13 "1 This is one of the things you would expect a Moron to joke about, but it's true: Jon Lovitz has a famously epic penis. Posted by: Truman North" And exactly how do you know this, Truman North? Provide all the sordid details, i'm bored.

14 Next up......The Lovitz crucifixion.

15 If Jon is smart enough to figure out what he's paying in taxes,  he should have been smart enough to not vote for Obama.

Maybe Jon is one of those guys who kinda likes being lied to.

16 Are we really to the point where we get excited if one C-List celebrity goes slightly off the reservation?

Let me know when he says he's back and lending support to Mittens.
Posted by: laceyunderalls



We'll get right on that.

17 'illiberal' - good word.  I'll start using it from now to describe liberals.

18 I don't think this is necessarily nothing. It might be not something, we'll have to see. Plenty of liberals have become more open to Republicans and left the Dem reservation not because they changed their views but because when they disagreed slightly with a Democrat politician or talking point they got an out of proportion backlash. In other words, when the cherished "tolerance" of the liberal mind did not manifest itself.

19

"I was upset with the President LYING. I pay my fair share of taxes and so does everyone else I know who is in the same tax bracket.— "

We will soon be the judge of that, Mr. Lovitz.

20 May be he woke up. I don't care. Come to the dark side. Bring some friends. Or just don't vote for Obama again.

21 The left is totally unhinged at the thought that their boyfriend is going to lose this November. So the dementia ramps up and they will destroy their own if they dare to dissent.

22 Lovitz was to be made an example of. But no one told him. So he won't back down. Sit down and shut up as a successful tactic is officially over. The new narrative of Obama as a lying a$$ is taking off. Let the screaming and moaning begin.

23 He has to be a conservative. No liberal thinks other people pay enough taxes.

24 >>Are we really to the point where we get excited if one C-List celebrity goes slightly off the reservation?


It STINKS!

25 It cracks me up that he's surprised by the reaction from the libs.

Funniest bit he's done in years.

26 Let me know when he says he's back and lending support to Mittens.

That's the thing, though: this is showing support for Mittens: much more than his single vote would.  By pulling back the covers a little bit, and showing the world that Obama is a lying crapweasle (and I'm glad he stuck to the word "lying,"), he's making it OK for the mushy middle not to be excited about Obama anymore.

27

You know who else thinks like me? 

Morgan Fairchild, that's who.

Yeah...that's the ticket!

28

...and fuck that Joe Isuzu guy.

He should be paying MY taxes, too!

29 This, he is making it ok to say the emperor has no clothes. He is lying, and is a transparent fraud.

30 Jon Lovitz to be audited in 3...2...1...

31 Welcome to Sanity World, Jon!

32

1This is one of the things you would expect a Moron to joke about, but it's true: Jon Lovitz has a famously epic penis.

Truman....don't leave us hanging.

What's epic about it? ....Length? Width? Girth? ....Makes a left-turn?

33 Are we really to the point where we get excited if one C-List celebrity goes slightly off the reservation?

It's a teachable moment.  And you'd think, since he's friends with Dennis Miller, that he would have known what was coming.  I like that he's genuinely surprised.  I think a lot of libs get surprised at the reaction when they criticize the cult.

Hell, I don't want Lovitz to support Romney.  I want him to reveal liberalism.

He thought he could speak freely, people would disagree and then move on.

Funny thing...

34 How long before we see the phrase "white Jew" in the NYT?

35 I'd pay big money for Jon Lovitz to campaign with Mitt while wearing his trademark devil suit.

36 That's the thing, though: this is showing support for Mittens

^^^

Oh. I guess I missed the tweet where he said he was voting for Romney. I'll go back and find that....

I'm not really sure WTH his point is. How can you bitch about 'lying Obama' and his claim he's not paying his fair share and then say you're an out-and-out liberal. Liberalism goes hand-in-hand with the 'not paying-ones-fair-share' bit. He doesn't get to have it both ways.

37

Liberals cannot be reasoned with. That is the first mistake. No matter what you say to a liberal (no matter how rational) the liberal will never change. I never expect liberals think rationally.

38 My other favorite Lovitz bit is when he plays that stoned restauranteur on Friends. "Tartlet. Tartlet. The word has lost all meaning." Kinda wish he'd use that line on Ms. Fluke.

39 *If Jon is smart enough to figure out what he's paying in taxes, he should have been smart enough to not vote for Obama.*

I have no doubt that celebrities, living in the bubble, had no idea who or what Obama really was in 2008.  I've seen a couple of folks, like Lovitz and Huffington, say negative things about Obama and be crucified (figuratively) for "not saying it back in 2008".  Look, alot of smart people were fooled by Obama in 2008.  He was an empty vessel and many people projected their notions of what an intelligent, black liberals lawyer would be and do once he got into office.  Friends of mine were fooled (and I ridiculed them mercilessly at the time, because like most of you who had done their homework, I knew exactly what Obama was)- however, several of the staunches Obama supporters from 08 are waking up and seeing the light- "are you better off now than you were 4 years ago"- the majority of them will admit they are not better off.  I've been saying for 6 months or so, I think Obama has lost most of his "independent" base and unless said voter has some kind of wedge issue which trumps everything else (gay marriage, reproductive "rights", abortion, etc), you will see alot of people who voted for Obama in 08, either staying home, or very very quietly, voting for Mitt Romney.

40 This is why I don't use the term 'liberal' to describe the left.  They quite clearly are not anything like liberal.  The more accurate term is 'Leftist', or
'Professional sucker of cock'.

41 I'd pay big money for Jon Lovitz to campaign with Mitt while wearing his trademark devil suit.

Mitt Romney has a trademark devil suit?  Wouldn't that look a little ridiculous on John Lovitz?

42

Memo to Jon:  Never visit Fort Marcy Park with a liberal, especially anyone connected to Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton.

43 Wait until the anti-semetic rants tweet his way. It will wake him up further, and may wake up secular Jews to the pervasive anti-semitism of the left

44
This shit is getting out of hand.

Obama needs to call for a comedy summit.

45 Is that Lovitz and Pee Wee Herman in his Twitter profile pic?

46 I always though Lovitz was hilarious and under-utilized.  This right here is just icing on the cake every time I go back to watch my Critic box set. 

47 yep. Its pee wee. Maybe he can bring the important pee wee vote

48 If only he'd done this rant on Leno or Letterman...

49 Obama sucks cock

50 THE BALLS ON THIS GUY!  in a good way.

51 I think Jon has only looked into our world from the doorway.  He sure hasn't stepped all the way in.  He's still standing there trying to decide if it's worth stepping all the way into the room and closing the door behind him.

I don't think he has the balls of a Dennis Miller.  He'll wind up walking this back a bit and then he'll sit down and shut the fuck up like a good little lib.

52 "4 He's a liberal. He said so himself in his follow-up tweets. I didn't see him saying he was switching parties or staying home this November. Are we really to the point where we get excited if one C-List celebrity goes slightly off the reservation? " No, we're excited that there might be an increase of people who are facing reality about Obama's failings and not giving him a free pass because he is the "first black president" I don't need for entertainers to become republicans, I just want them to have a small amount of intellectual honesty, as opposed to their marching in lockstep. Also, Lovitz's tweeted definition of "liberal" indicates that he might be more of what used to be considered "liberal", as opposed to the modern liberalism which embraces nanny statism, and encouraging as many people as possible to live off government hand outs.

53 Mr. Pink always finds the right words.

54

43Wait until the anti-semetic rants tweet his way. It will wake him up further, and may wake up secular Jews to the pervasive anti-semitism of the left<<<<

 

Yeah. Right.

55 He's trying to argue with facts. I think he's just showing off for the conservatives. The left wouldn't understand his gibberish.

56 How can you bitch about 'lying Obama' and his claim he's not paying his fair share and then say you're an out-and-out liberal.

Wow.  you're being more cranky than vic today.

Read his tweets- he's still under (not sure how, but he is) the naive assumption that "Liberals" are "for liberty."  He's wrong, of course, but there you are.  And his statements allow people who were "kind of not quite ready to quit on Obama, but weren't real comfortable with things" to say, "Yeah, I'm not going to vote for a liar!" or whatever.

So, yes, I'll accept this and even laud it for the (sadly) brave step that it is.

57
If I could, I would write, produce, and direct a movie starring Jon Lovitz and Rob Schneider as brothers.

58

45 Is that Lovitz and Pee Wee Herman in his Twitter profile pic?
 

I...um...wasn't gonna say anything. ....But yeah. Looks like.

59 I'd love to know how much Lovitz makes.  I'll bet it's not much at all. He seems to get steady work, so it's more than me, but not as much as the uber-lib A-listers like Clooney who don't even think about money.

That's the thing. Hard-working actors at the level of Lovitz and Carolla resent being thought of as super rich.  They aren't.  In fact, because they're famous, they probably have to spend a bit more to give themselves a modicum of privacy.

60

Lovitz: "ACT-ING!"

SCoaMF: "FOR-WARD"

61 My other favorite Lovitz bit is when he plays that stoned restauranteur on Friends.

"Tartlet. Tartlet. The word has lost all meaning."

Or when he throws Cheerios as life preservers to the Gummi Bears drowning in the soup.

"Save yourselves, boys!"

62 @60:

Pelosi: "BO-TOX"

63

59 - Well, the term "rich" is subjective.  What it really means is how much Obama thinks is enough.

 

 

64

 

 

I love it, another liberal getting attacked by the Communists in the leftoidsphere...

One of the many reasons why I am not a "liberal" any longer.

The biggest assholes I have ever met have all been lefties, when they find out you'r enot like them, the pitchforks come out and you are destroyed as long sa they don't need you for something.

 

 

65 Also, Lovitz's tweeted definition of "liberal" indicates that he might be more of what used to be considered "liberal", as opposed to the modern liberalism which embraces nanny statism, and encouraging as many people as possible to live off government hand outs.

^^^

Wealth redistribution and an uber progressive tax system is a newer liberal mantra? Oh.

Moral of the story -- he's kind of a Hollywood dufus.

Not trying to burst anyone's bubble. I just see no value in any of this.

66
Jon Lovitz is a racist.

Why else would anyone criticize Obama?

67 In case anyone needed another data point that the Left is not a philosophical base but an orthodoxy...

68

So anyone want to assign the odds on him voting for Obama again? 

 

69 What's beautiful about this, and the Arianna Huffington video making its rounds, is that these are Dems/Liberals, who make it clear that is who they are. Dems on Dems pron. Now, we all know they will vote down the Dem ticket and will vote Obama, but who, sitting on the edge will hear these soundbites or read these tidbits and sway away from Obama? Some. We are pretty sure Noonan will vote against Obama - who originally voted for him. She is a GOP "moderate." People are getting nervous.

70 If one lib is saying it, imagine how many are thinking the same?

71 Are we really to the point where we get excited if one C-List celebrity goes slightly off the reservation?

I think the point is The God King isn't untouchable any more.  Some of his sychophants are turning on him.

That's my take-away on this.

72 Hollywood lefties won't get it until they find themselves with an empty bank account and a letter from the IRS telling them they still owe millions

James Cameron is on record lamenting that us selfist serfs won't tolerate a recessionary economy in order to save his precious gaia. After all, as long as the serfs pluck down 20 bucks to see his films with the high tech effects and comic book dialog, it's all good to him

73 It's a trap!

74 Lovitz is finally involved in something funny!  Ha Ha!

75 I liked Jon Lovitz on SNL.  I didn't get that "liberal in-your-face asshole" vibe that some of the more douchey cast members have.

76 Expressing a contrary viewpoint is now considered being "cranky", AllenG?

77 Celebrity net worth says he's worth $12 million. Properly invested, he has no worries. To me there are the dependent poor, the working poor, the middle class, the financially secure (Lovitz), and the rich.

78 He's claiming to still be a Democrat and liberal. So that means that in spite of this, he'll still dutifully vote for Barry and the Dims

79 So anyone want to assign the odds on him voting for Obama again?
Posted by: Burn the Witch


It's a sure thing.  He's a tourist in these parts.  He'll go back home.

80 In the audio clip he says the comedy club is his. So he doesn't just draw a paycheck, perhaps he has to make payroll, pay taxes, follow regulations, and the plethora of other requirements for running a business. Maybe that is why he is waking up.

81

I have a strange feeling that there are more celebs out there that feel the same way.  People like Lovitz don't come to this conclusion  entirely by themselves.

 

I'm not going to throw out a potential refugee from the left's  shitpile  just because he  voted for the SCOAMT in the last election.

82 I'd love to know how much Lovitz makes. I'll bet it's not much at all. He seems to get steady work, so it's more than me, but not as much as the uber-lib A-listers like Clooney who don't even think about money.

It can't be that much, not on the level of A-listers.  He gets some residuals from past movies and his TV work, but what new stuff is he doing to draw a steady income with?  Shows and podcasts?  He's not 1% for sure.

And Jon, welcome to the party pal.

83 So that means that in spite of this, he'll still dutifully vote for Barry and the Dims

I wouldn't put any large wagers on that, at the moment.  All it takes is a few attacks from people he trusted for him to see, "This movement isn't what I thought it was," and begin to realize that Conservatives are right far more often than they're wrong.

84

What he's defending is Classical Liberalism. That's a good thing. The modern labels of Liberal and Conservative don't really explain the ideologies well. Most self identified Conservatives are really Classical Liberals, especially the ones who aren't SoCons.

All Jon needs to realize is that the modern Republican party is much more friendly to the ideals of Classical Liberalism than the modern Democrats. Then he can vote R without guilt.

85 Jon...
Jon... clearly there comes a time when you've clearly made enough, It's time to share more of your pie.

with love and kiss's Barak and Michelle.

srsly Jon, yeah keep up the teaching  experience of your fellow classmates, They have to realize at some point They are being greedy thieves stealing from others, They would recognize it if someone actually came into their home stole their stuff and said because I deserve it.
It isn't right to steal from others. it needs to be made simple.

86 6 This may be bigger than we know, because he isn't backing down. He seems to be digging in. He speaks the truth. The emperor has no clothes. ... or speak softly and carry a big dick Posted by: thunderb at April 30, 2012 03:22 PM (Dnbau) ----------------- Remember when Whoopi got all bent out of shape at the mention of her taxes going up? The only way to get a vote out of a libs hands is for something to directly affect them. Like all Americans that voted for that SCoaMF, it has to directly affect them in some way. Religious, monetarily, or attacking the core of America and our true values.

87 "If Jon is smart enough to figure out what he's paying in taxes, he should have been smart enough to not vote for Obama." There are voters who tend to vote for "their own party", but when things in the country aren't going well, they decide to "give the other guy or party a try". I believe that this happened in 2008, 1980, 1992. Liberals, or dems, like Lovitz, who are capable of independent thought, are also capable of either staying home on election day, or going with the repub.

88

I wouldn't put any large wagers on that, at the moment. All it takes is a few attacks from people he trusted for him to see, "This movement isn't what I thought it was," and begin to realize that Conservatives are right far more often than they're wrong.

 

I don't think its going to be attacks from people he thought he trusted.  I think its more likely to be the lack of support and defense from the people he trusted.

89 This just proves that right wingers won't tolerate any deviation from their extreme viewpoints and make poo poo faces at anyone who doesn't embrace their extremism

90 >>he's still under (not sure how, but he is) the naive assumption that "Liberals" are "for liberty."

Mark Steyn used to point out a lot of people confuse "libertinism" is "liberty."  Proggs want to limit every single aspect of your life--your home, your food, your children, your travel, what you can read/hear on the radio--but they encourage you to fuck anyone you want in any way you want with no limits or consequences or bad feelings, so they must be advocating "freedom", or something.

Pfft.

91 I think its more likely to be the lack of support and defense from the people he trusted.

That'll work, too: especially when he sees Conservatives coming forward to support him.

92 indeed, this is further evidence that the GOP is undergoing an extremist dissent culling. *btw* hot air had a good take down of a washpost article of the same nature this weekend.**

93 Dennis Miller was a "Liberal." And then 9/11 happened. Woke him right the hell up.

This is Lovitz' potential awakening. Give him his chance for redemption. It's what Breitbart would do, too. The "Right" needs to undermine Hollyweird, and Lovitz is yet another potential, though belated, ally.

94 34 How long before we see the phrase "white Jew" in the NYT? Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 30, 2012 03:32 PM (wtvvX) ------------ hehe nice one

95 I think he is about to be really surprised by the blowback he will get. It will be vile. I will piss him off. It may piss others off. I am all for that. Reveal the left.

96 Truman....don't leave us hanging.

ISWYDT

97 87 I wouldn't put any large wagers on that, at the moment. All it takes is a few attacks from people he trusted for him to see, "This movement isn't what I thought it was," and begin to realize that Conservatives are right far more often than they're wrong.

I don't think its going to be attacks from people he thought he trusted. I think its more likely to be the lack of support and defense from the people he trusted. Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2012 03:46 PM

That's what Chris Hitchens found out when he criticized Bill Clinton and a few years later supported the Iraq War

98 Look, alot of smart people were fooled by Obama in 2008.
---------------------

Smart people, by definition, would not be fooled by an Obama. Smart people do their homework.

But I don't really want to argue. It's a happy occasion. Let's invite Lovitz over here to party sometime.

99 eh, google Jon Lovitz' Penis

100

James Cameron is on record lamenting that us selfist serfs won't tolerate a recessionary economy in order to save his precious gaia.

****

In his TV special about the Titanic on the 100th anniversary, he does a lot of good stuff but then he ends it with just as the people on the Titanic waited until too late to act, we are on our own Titanic, spaceship Earth, and we are waiting too late to act on global warming.

101 also what's funny about analogies,
If you live in a bad neighborhood and people keep coming and thrashing you place , stealing your car, stereo, computers, furniture, jewelry, you finally
 move out of that neighborhood.

Just like business's do when they cannot do business without everyone standing at the door saying, you can't do this, you can't do that, Give me Your earnings and your stuff, because the sweat of your brow doesn't mean anything, but i want it to buy some votes.

102 Let's invite Lovitz over here to party sometime.

Lovitz would fit right in among the horde.  I wish he would comment here.

103

He just comes across as another classical liberal who's been conditioned to believe he's a liberal Democrat. 

 

He's like a buddy of mine who's also a business owner - ardent Democrat and Obama supporter.  Chimes in with all the usual Jon Stewart-level of understanding of politics and the economy, but when you get him complaining about his business, you'd think you were talking to a staunch Republican.

 

The culture has a very strong grip on people's voting habits.  It's why I'm a little (but only a little) encouraged to see things like this because it means the left's stranglehold on the culture may not be ironclad.

 

If there's any hope of this guy turning to our side, sadly it will be because of the hatred and intolerance of his own side, not because of the intellectual search it should have been.

104 google Jon Lovitz' Penis
Posted by: Truman North at April 30, 2012 03:50 PM (I2LwF)

First: No.  Second: Why did you?

105

 

59 I'd love to know how much Lovitz makes. I'll bet it's not much at all. He seems to get steady work, so it's more than me, but not as much as the uber-lib A-listers like Clooney who don't even think about money.

 
It's usually when stars get older, and look back at what they've earned over their lifetimes....and then look at what they've got left, that they start to change their views about being taxed so much.
 

But yeah...he doesn't make as much as the bigger stars. Never has. ....But if he is paying 'half', like he is railing about, then he's in the top bracket. ....But then, that's the thing, half of $50 million, is still a lot....whereas, half of $1 million, is only $500K, so you can start out being a 'millionaire'....and after taxes, not be.

106

His specific vote in 2012 is irrelevant.  Giving 2-3% of voters another small reason to stay home or quietly vote R is what matters.

 

*Errr...make that 4-5% to stay outside the margin of lawyer.

107

If you recall, the late comic actor Phil Hartman was shot by his wife (a troubled drug addict), who then killed herself.  They had two kids.

 

Jon Lovitz has been raising Phil's two kids as his own, which is why since the late 90's , he has not been such a big deal on TV and movies.  He has taken time out to take care of his friends' children, to give them some kind of life.

Liberal, classical liberal, Democrat, whatever.  He is not coming over to the right, he will be where he is.  He may not vote in the fall election (which is one less vote for SCOAMF).  But he, like a lot of Democrats who think of themselves as "liberal", are decent human beings.  He is insulted about being lied about.

He is getting an education about the ideological Left that is inside, running the modern Democratic Party.  And those people are the authoritarian scum that are worthy of you approbium.

108 Let's invite Lovitz over here to party sometime.

Especially if he brings his wife, Mmmorgan Fairchillld.

109 The only way to get a vote out of a libs hands is for something to directly affect them.
Posted by: yada yada

Yep.  For all their talk of "try walking a mile in that hobo's shoes instead of cutting him up into perfectly seasoned slices of delicious mouth-watering jerky" they never get anything unless it walks up and sits in their lap. 

They're all Bubble-Dwellers.

110 Celebrity net worth says he's worth $12 million. Properly invested, he has no worries.

Yeah, he doesn't strike me as one of those who frittered away his money when he got good movie roles or a good TV gig.

In the audio clip he says the comedy club is his. So he doesn't just draw a paycheck, perhaps he has to make payroll, pay taxes, follow regulations, and the plethora of other requirements for running a business.

Maybe that is why he is waking up.

Could be. Even if it's making money, it's a huge headache for him.  Or he pays somebody a lot of money to take the headaches off his hands.

111 Smart people were not fooled by Obama ... Obama told everyone what he was going to do During his campaign..... So these smart people didn't pay attention which is not smart or they are not smart.....

112 At a certain point, I think you've had enough freedom of  speech.

113 You low class Walmart shopping scumbags won't give up your big ass pick up trucks, or you bother people with your piddlin' little problems like your stupid house being foreclosed.

Think I have it easy? I can't get a right hand drive Bugatti Veyron for my new palace in New Zealand!

114 42 Memo to Jon: Never visit Fort Marcy Park with a liberal, especially anyone connected to Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton. Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 30, 2012 03:34 PM (TkGkA) ------------- hehe, so apropos, seeing so many photos of clinton and obama as of late

115 I think the attacks he is about to endure, from his peers, will change him.

116 There are voters who tend to vote for "their own party", but when things in the country aren't going well, they decide to "give the other guy or party a try".
I believe that this happened in 2008, 1980, 1992.

Liberals, or dems, like Lovitz, who are capable of independent thought, are also capable of either staying home on election day, or going with the repub.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2012 03:46 PM (ZQGG7)

 

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I really don't care about the thought process involved, as long as the SCOAMT doesn't get the vote.

117 Welcome to the party pal!!!!!!!

118 Jon Lovitz has been raising Phil's two kids as his own, which is why since the late 90's , he has not been such a big deal on TV and movies. He has taken time out to take care of his friends' children, to give them some kind of life.

I didn't know that.  I knew he beat up Andy Dick and hates his guts (gave Phil's wife coke at a party after she'd been clean for a decade and probably lead to the murder-suicide), but I had no idea he took in Phil's kids.  That's remarkable.

119 If only he'd done this rant on Leno or Letterman...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 30, 2012 03:36 PM (wtvvX)

Leno is starting to understand that you can joke about the JEF and get enthusiastic applause.  Letterperv, with his audience of electroshocked dolts, will never change one fucking iota.

120 84 What he's defending is Classical Liberalism. That's a good thing. The modern labels of Liberal and Conservative don't really explain the ideologies well. Most self identified Conservatives are really Classical Liberals, especially the ones who aren't SoCons.
All Jon needs to realize is that the modern Republican party is much more friendly to the ideals of Classical Liberalism than the modern Democrats. Then he can vote R without guilt.

Posted by: Lauren at April 30, 2012 03:44 PM (bV8xV)

I have nothing to add, but that warrants repeating.
Perhaps a good "defense" for 'conservatives' in the media these days would be to start calling themselves Classical Liberals?

For unenlightened Morons, here's the Wikipedia page Lauren is getting the definition from: http://tinyurl.com/msfzwz

121 OK, Lovitz is awesome in my book. I had not heard about this: http://tinyurl.com/2gppnv He beat the crap out of Andy Dick.

122 Is there anything more delicious than the liberal hoisted on his own petards?  No.  No there isn't...

123 so Jon speaks out , i wonder if He ever understood the Joe the Plumber saga.
now he does.
Jon wrong message , Baraks ideas are the most intelligent of ideas  and make the everything  wonderful.
like being unemployed and broke is now an opportunity to reflect on shtuff, not a hardship with homeless people living on the street.

124

"Liberal, from the word "Liberty"

Freedom to be who you are." 

 

Well sure!  You're free to be who you are...just as long as you agree with the socialist agenda.

 

I resent the hell out of the Left's outright THEFT  and redefinition of the word liberal.  WTF in the entire Leftist worldview except what you do with your genitalia has anything to do with freedom and liberty? 

125 According to witnesses, Lovitz then grabbed Dick by the hair and smashed his head into the bar several times, yelling, "I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!"

Nice.  35 Bronsons.

126

Jon Lovitz - Mensch.

Always loved when he'd dress up as Tonto for Halloween and Holidays.

127 1. big dick 2. beat the crap out of a douche (hobo) 3. raising the orphans of his friend I think, with some enlightening, he may have the making of a moron.

128 If there's any hope of this guy turning to our side, sadly it will be because of the hatred and intolerance of his own side, not because of the intellectual search it should have been.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 30, 2012 03:51 PM (rX1N2)

Those aren't mutually exlusive.  When I turned after 911, what jarred me into that intellectual search WAS the hatred and intolerance of the left. 

129

Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon...

You just don't get it do you?  It isn't a matter of "liberty" or "freedom of speech" at issue here.  You have the liberty to criticize Republicans or Conservatives.  You can even criticize libertarians if we donÂ’t need them and they are white males.  You NEVER criticize a member of the party elite in good standing.

Your foolish clinging to outdated ideals enshrined in a piece of paper just shows how you are not a team player here.  The name of the game is “Power over the people” and the only allowable outcome is “winning.”  That means you donÂ’t criticize whatever trained monkey we have running for whatever office.  Why do you think we keep running idiots like Pelosi and Reid?  They are well trained monkeys who will vote any way we tell them to.  Just like we picked Joe Biden as Vice President to make barack look Presidential.

Get with the program!  People NEVER pay their “fair share” look at Tim Geithner, for GaiaÂ’s sake!  That man only paid in his taxes because the press was dumb enough to actually admit he owed money.  Do you think we get rich by paying what we really owe?  Nobody does!  Everyone is a tax cheat, thatÂ’s why we have to raise them higher to cover the costs of funneling more money into our pet projects!  We have votes to buy!

Quite pretending your special and get back in line, you peasant.  You will spout whatever line we give you and like it!

130 ditto Heralder

131 Jon, you're right.  King Obama is an asshole.*

_{*A little validation never hurts}

132 Oh, what you must think of me! I'm being so naughty!

133 TL;DR

134 Jon Lovitz True Facts Thread?

135 "According to witnesses, Lovitz then grabbed (Andy)Dick by the hair and smashed his head into the bar several times, yelling, "I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!"

"All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is an asshole," says Lovitz. "I'm not proud of it... but he's a disgusting human being."


Well okay then.  Maybe there is hope for this Jon Lovitz fellow.

136

True Fact :

Jon Lovetz raped an OWS occupier in Reno, just to ride him dry.

137 True Fact : Jon Lovitz taught 'someguy' how to 'Punch Up!'.

138 1. big dick 2. beat a hobo 3. raising orphans 4. the hobo was a ginger!

139 Lovitz strikes me as having a "Paul on the road to Damascus" conversion.

He isn't necessarily important by himself, but him fighting back could prove very interesting depending on what happens to him and his club after this.

I figure some big Dems in Hollywood may decide to make an example of him to show what happens when you don't tow the party line, but that has a chance of backfiring on them.

140 If Lovitz keeps taking it to Obama, he will have beaten up TWO dicks.

141
Those aren't mutually exlusive. WhenI turned after 911, what jarred me into that intellectual search WAS the hatred and intolerance of the left.

Posted by: Heralder at April 30, 2012 04:00 PM (/Mxso)

 

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I think that happened to many people.  What does bother me,  though, is the fact that a whole generation of young people have grown up that were just toddlers when 9/11 happened and  have, thanks to our education system, a warped veiw of what really happened.   Many of these "youts" are OWSers. 

142 Also, called Obama a liar although it will affect his career. Man card punched.

143 I didn't know that. I knew he beat up Andy Dick and hates his guts (gave Phil's wife coke at a party after she'd been clean for a decade and probably lead to the murder-suicide), but I had no idea he took in Phil's kids. That's remarkable.

I didn't know that either, but it makes sense in hindsight.

Lovitz and Hartman were like brothers, as I'm pretty sure they went back to the Groundlings in the early 80s before they joined SNL in the middle of that decade.

144 "Wealth redistribution and an uber progressive tax system is a newer liberal mantra? Oh. " Compared to today? I'm older than you. Old enough to remember Kennedy, who I believe, lowered taxes. And I also remember when the welfare state was promoted as a "temporary hand up" as opposed to the permanent way of life that modern liberals have become comfortable with. Something changed in the democratic party when the anti-war movement really took hold. The democratic party is much more left wing than it used to be. I grew up around working class people who voted for dems. They did not hold the kind of "redistribution of wealth" views that many modern liberals hold. They were MUCH more moderate than the liberalism that you see promoted by news people and entertainers, and by people like Schumer and Pelosi. JFK would not be considered particularly liberal today.

145 I'm not really sure WTH his point is. How can you bitch about 'lying Obama' and his claim he's not paying his fair share and then say you're an out-and-out liberal. Liberalism goes hand-in-hand with the 'not paying-ones-fair-share' bit. He doesn't get to have it both ways. Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 30, 2012 03:33 PM (pLTLS) ----------- He is perhaps talking more about "classical liberalism." It is about limited government, freedom and abiding the Constitution. That is why he says liberal as in freedom. Mark Levin's Libery and Tyranny discusses this in length if you have it around. Liberalism is not, now, what it used to stand for. That is why Levin calls the left "Statists." From Mark's book: "The Modern Liberal believes in the supremacy of the state.... For the Modern Liberal, the individual's imperfection and personal pursuits impede the objectives of a utopian state. In this, Modern Liberalism promotes what French Historian Alexis de Tocqueville called soft tyranny, which becomes increasingly more oppressive, partially leading to hard tyranny.... As the word "liberal" is, in its classical meaning, the opposite of authoritarian, it is more accurate, therefore, to characterize the Modern Liberal as a Statist." or just wiki "classical liberalism."

146 We should call them progs and not liberals.

147 Good for him. However, as is often true in similar cases, he's misidentifying the issue as one involving freedom of speech. The libs criticizing him for criticizing Obama are not infringing his freedom, they are simply exercising their own. What's actually happening is that Lovitz is discovering that by criticizing Obama, he didn't simply attack a liberal politician; he committed an unforgivable act of blasphemy and he's now paying the price.

148 He will be called a heretic and they will try to exile him

149 I think the best explanation of Classical Liberalism comes from our friend Hayek. Someone send Lovitz a copy of Road to Serfdom.

150

The democratic party is much more left wing than it used to be.

 

Oh yeah. The Overton Window has been moved so far to the left during my lifetime that  it's literally breathtaking.

 

Not  so many years ago, if you   had  brought up the notion thst mankind could influence the weather, you'd have been laughed  out of the bar and charged double for sounding  like an idiot.

151

141 - Agreed, and a lot of the people I went to college with are still what I call "default liberals" like I was.  Liberal because they've never thought to be otherwise.  They've never thought to be otherwise because our educational system, entertainment and popular culture is dominated by the left.

What I think though, Soona, is there will be more 911 moments for people to wake up to, and I don't mean a terrorist attack on a major city, but something that is enough to make you start asking hard questions and becoming brave enough to accept the actual answers.

152  What's actually happening is that Lovitz is discovering that by criticizing Obama, he didn't simply attack a liberal politician; he committed an unforgivable act of blasphemy and he's now paying the price.

Posted by: Vermin at April 30, 2012 04:08 PM (wSc+u)

 

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AND,  if he keeps this up, it won't be long before he starts seeing the left's Jew-hate.

153 Dennis Miller: DennisDMZ I just talked to my friend Jon Lovitz and I think he said something about being renditioned to Spandau and the cell coverage is atrocious.

154 Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 30, 2012 03:51 PM (rX1N2) ---------- nicely said

155 AND, if he keeps this up, it won't be long before he starts seeing the left's Jew-hate.

He's Jewish?!?!  When did this shit start?!?!?!?

156 If there's any hope of this guy turning to our side, sadly it will be because of the hatred and intolerance of his own side
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Who knows? It might also be because a few secret "classical liberals" in showbiz will sidle up to him and say "You toooo?! Dude, let's talk."

157 Lovitz is a smart guy- went to Harvard Westlake with Lisa Kudrow's brother - but he'll never be a conservative.

158 More Dennis Miller: DennisDMZ I think when Lovitz said it he knew he would be gang-audited. Luckily, I convinced him to stop writing off his medical catheters in 2011.

159 IDC, As long as he doesnt vote for Obama and keeps telling the truth

160 We should call them progs and not liberals.
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I agree to take "liberal" away from them with its connotations of freedom. And yet "progressive" is so wrong! I'll always have to use it with quotation marks which is a hassle, but I won't call someone who's marching backwards a "progressive" without some nod to irony.

161 They used to stone the apostates, didn't they?  Lovitz is lucky he's only getting bombarded on Twitter.

162 >Jon Lovitz has been raising Phil's two kids as his own, which is why since the late 90's , he has not been such a big deal on TV and movies.

I didn't know this.  Liberal or not, that's a stand-up move right there. 

163 Jon Lovitz would not have killed Bin Laden

164 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

165 I love this...maybe he will start campaigning for Mitt Romney he will get so angry.

The liberal wilting petunias are certainly showing their thin skin these days.
Bwhahahaha (imagine this cackle from a clone of RuthBaderGinsburgPelosi)

Oh, and I love Dennis Miller and Ace.

166 Jon Lovitz is too smart. He's not going to last long... Anyways, Liberal is one of those words, like Minitrue, and Minilove...

167 Poor John Lovitz, he's almost there but he hasn't made the horrifying realization yet.

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