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April 23, 2012

Jon Lovitz On Obama: "What a F***ing A**hole"
— Ace

Oh, that's the ever-douchier and less relevant Kevin Smith arguing with him with his fake "Hey mannn, I'm just a gentle hippie" bullshit.

Lovitz nails him on this act by pointing out Kevin Smith's favorite word is "monetize."

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1 Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2012 01:12 PM (6TB1Z)

2 Man, I so want to work somewhere where this would be SFW.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 23, 2012 01:12 PM (bjRNS)

3 He/'s a moron? Who knew?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 23, 2012 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

4 He's

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 23, 2012 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

5 Wow.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 01:13 PM (O4AQQ)

6 Hey teabaggers.

Posted by: MelGibson at April 23, 2012 01:13 PM (4Co17)

7 Finally, something to look forward to when I get home!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2012 01:13 PM (TOk1P)

8 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 01:14 PM (8y9MW)

Republicans...get off your foodstamps and medicare.

Posted by: MelGibson at April 23, 2012 01:14 PM (4Co17)

10 raykon sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: toby928© at April 23, 2012 01:15 PM (NG097)

11 AllenG..you are a SCOMAF of a miserable failure...stop collecting your welfare checks and get a job

Posted by: MelGibson at April 23, 2012 01:15 PM (4Co17)

12 Posted by: MelGibson

Obviously, not the real Mel Gibson. And regular morons know exactly the real Mel's demand.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 23, 2012 01:15 PM (bjRNS)

13 First you will blow me.. but you will not get a blow by blow account!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 23, 2012 01:16 PM (f9c2L)

14 Okay, could only sneak a couple of minutes, but that is completely awesome.

Come to the Dark Side, John Lovitz. You know you want to...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 01:17 PM (8y9MW)

15 Government takes half, and my ex-wife, Morgan Fairchild, takes the other half.

Posted by: Jon Lovitz at April 23, 2012 01:17 PM (6TB1Z)

16 Isn't this.....sort of a historical event? ....The first time a liberal comedian has come out and called Barky an "asshole"?

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 01:17 PM (O4AQQ)

17 Hehe, he said "Moron."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 01:18 PM (d0Tfm)

18 The first time a liberal comedian has come out and called Barky an "asshole"?

It may be.

Should we send him a present?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 01:19 PM (8y9MW)

19 Should we send him a present?

I'm thinking a bottle of val-u-rite and some hobo jerky.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 23, 2012 01:20 PM (bjRNS)

20

Kinda funny how you can sense his side-kick (whoever that other guy is) sweating bullets after he really starts ripping into Obama and the Democrats.

I'm sure the guy thinks of himself as "edgy" and "nothing is off limits!!!"

Posted by: dan-O at April 23, 2012 01:21 PM (sWycd)

Should we send him a present

How about a one-year subscription to the blog? And the cap from a Valu-Rite bottle?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 01:21 PM (d0Tfm)

22 I'm thinking a bottle of val-u-rite and some hobo jerky.

That sounds good. But I think he's Jewish, so we'll need to make sure it's Kosher hobo-jerky. Not the cheap stuff.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 01:21 PM (8y9MW)

23 But I think he's Jewish, so we'll need to make sure it's Kosher hobo-jerky.

Then somebody else will need to provide the jerky. I have no clue how to figure out whether it's kosher.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 23, 2012 01:23 PM (bjRNS)

24 Maybe we could get him to run against Al Franken.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 01:23 PM (yYpN2)

18...Should we send him a present?

I would love to send him a 50-cent piece.....with a lipstick smooch on it.

He needs to know that he's not dangling out on that limb...alone. Right?

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 01:23 PM (O4AQQ)

26 Pretty good, except Obama hardly started from nothing.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2012 01:23 PM (Pi5Sz)

27 Damn it, vid is not showing up. What No-Script thingie do I need to allow?

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 01:23 PM (ykSKg)

28 I like the scene with Kim Basinger in the filmy outfit straddling Dan Ackroyd better.

Posted by: Ron Mills at April 23, 2012 01:23 PM (YdQQY)

29 moron? ack

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 01:23 PM (TomZ9)

30 Why does the laughing sound like a laugh track?

Posted by: @ParisParamus at April 23, 2012 01:24 PM (CtR+b)

31 Why does the laughing sound like a laugh track?

If it's a pod-cast, it may well be a laugh track.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 01:25 PM (8y9MW)

32 #2. My work place is like that. Scotch on my desk, beer in the fridge, and three meals per day catered by a different restaurant each time. Everyone is laughing at it.

Posted by: Buford Gooch at April 23, 2012 01:25 PM (M0x8v)

33 yeah Obama wasn't a down and out guy EVER . his mommy could go find money to hang out anywhere in the world.
. In fact that's not typical at all.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 01:25 PM (TomZ9)

34 how many more people in sho bidness fell the same way, but keep their mouths shut because they don't want to be blacklisted...

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2012 01:25 PM (8sCoq)

This is from Lovitz's podcast? .....Who knew that he had a podcast. I didn't.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 01:26 PM (O4AQQ)

36 @34 Lots. I'm surprised Adam Baldwin ever gets work...

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 23, 2012 01:26 PM (0tRzD)

37 But I think he's Jewish

LOL

Really?

Posted by: Dagny, warrior at April 23, 2012 01:27 PM (4yXmp)

38 Wow. Excellent rant. Just made me all *tingly* in my girly places.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 01:27 PM (UOM48)

39 Lovitz was hanging around Victoria Jackson just enough to get some truth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2012 01:27 PM (Af3Wg)

40
Never liked Kevin Smith's movies, they suck bad.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Bunny at April 23, 2012 01:27 PM (tcSZb)

41 I'm surprised Adam Baldwin ever gets work...

I think the culture may be changing over in Hollyweird. There do seem to be more celebs who are either actively conservative, or at least not as actively hostile toward conservatives around now. And the more of them there are, the harder it is to black-list them.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 01:28 PM (8y9MW)

42 Stanley the slut stayed in school or did academic shit for years. How did she have money for that? I bet I know...

Posted by: Dagny, warrior at April 23, 2012 01:28 PM (4yXmp)

43 And it's only Monday! Another shit week begins for dog-eating Soetoro!

Posted by: Tough,Tougher,Crunchy at April 23, 2012 01:29 PM (c3mby)

44 32 #2. My work place is like that. Scotch on my desk, beer in the fridge, and three meals per day catered by a different restaurant each time. Everyone is laughing at it.

I worked in advertising in the 80s. We were winding down from the Mad Men days. Still.......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 01:29 PM (UOM48)

45 @36 but then again, if you're an A-list actor worth 579 kabillion dollars, what do you care if the government takes a few jillion?

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2012 01:29 PM (8sCoq)

46 "... Then somebody else will need to provide the jerky. I have no clue how to figure out whether it's kosher."

Was the hobo circumcized?

Posted by: Keith Arnold at April 23, 2012 01:29 PM (Jdtsu)

47 Another shit week begins for dog-eating Soetoro!

And some of his more stupid/insane/rabid supporters are actually trying to defend eating dog.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 01:30 PM (8y9MW)

@34 Lots. I'm surprised Adam Baldwin ever gets work...

Yeah, I heard that the ratings for his Castle appearance were pretty good.

Firefly fans Unite!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 01:30 PM (d0Tfm)

49 Isn't this.....sort of a historical event? ....The first time a liberal comedian has come out and called Barky an "asshole"?

Is he really liberal? I mean, I guess I figured he was on the Left but I've never heard him be overtly political and certainly not partisan.

He is probably immune from Hollywood. He seems to get a couple of bit parts every year. He doesn't seem to be in with the culture, I know he was distraught after Phil Hartman died and was furious at Andy Dick.

Obama is such a disaster that people who care more about being honest with themselves rather than being partisan just can't manage it.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2012 01:30 PM (T0NGe)

50 Ummmm... F-YEAH!!

Posted by: Pipe Holder at April 23, 2012 01:31 PM (VTeUD)

51 O/T

Clicked on One King's Lane ad here at the HQ and discovered some old cocktail swords from the 50s I inherited from my parents are worth $130. So yay. (Not selling them, but still.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 01:31 PM (UOM48)

52 Is he really liberal? I mean, I guess I figured he was on the Left but I've never heard him be overtly political and certainly not partisan.

In the clip he says, "...and I'm a Democrat and I voted for the guy..." so... yes: he's liberal.

Actually, he may only think he's liberal. Like the game Mark Davis likes to play, "Are you really a liberal?" Step one: provide one controversial/divisive liberal position you are proud to hold.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 01:33 PM (8y9MW)

42 Stanley the slut stayed in school or did academic shit for years. How did she have money for that? I bet I know...

You mean Stanley the sainted mother of Barky? .....You mean you haven't seen the nude photos of her? ....Or, well...the nude photos that look just like her....so much like her that she would've had to have had a twin.... They were posted around on various blogs last year.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 01:33 PM (O4AQQ)

Clicked on One King's Lane ad here at the HQ and discovered some old cocktail swords from the 50s I inherited from my parents are worth $130. So yay. (Not selling them, but still.

Hmm, martinis have duels? Who knew?

Olives at ten paces. At dawn.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 01:34 PM (d0Tfm)

55 Occupy Kevin Smith's Shitty Comic Shop. Somehow I don't think he'd like that.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 23, 2012 01:34 PM (X3KAb)

56 I posted this in the dying embers of the last thread, so I'll take the liberty...

http://tinyurl.com/d7zow3p

It seems Obama is using the NDAA to play rough with lefty journalists. And they're freaking out.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 01:34 PM (yYpN2)

57 Yeah there's a part where he tries to talk about how he's a Democrat and it seems like the parties have switched places but he's cut-off by Smith saying something. So it seems like he's an old school Democrat waking up to the BS of this administration.

The laughing is because this is recorded at his comedy club. The audience just laughs a little too perfectly.

Posted by: Brenden at April 23, 2012 01:34 PM (wa+SP)

58 I think the culture may be changing over in Hollyweird. There do seem to be more celebs who are either actively conservative, or at least not as actively hostile toward conservatives around now. And the more of them there are, the harder it is to black-list them.

I think Adam, although not a megastar, is so likeable and easy to work with that he can be outspoken as long as he isn't a dick about it (and he isn't). And I think, at least for TV, having a popular, outspoken, likeable conservative is a plus. We tend to watch things with Drew Carey, Patricia Heaton, Adam Baldwin, Kelsey Grammer, etc. in them.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2012 01:35 PM (T0NGe)

What a loser Kevin Smith is. Fucking talentless, obese lump of stoner monkeyshit. Jon Lovitz handed him his ass and he's too stupid to realize it.

He writes dialogue that Tarantino would reject. "Gay, awkward and do they have to talk so fucking much and so fast?! Not credible as human interaction."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 01:35 PM (j9St3)

60 Doing a quick and dirty tax on him assuming he makes about $250,000 a year doing SNL and living in NY single he would not pay 50% in taxes. He would pay about $77,000 in combined State and Federal income taxes. That is about 31%. Throw in another 10% (self-employed) for SS and Medicare and that makes it 41%.

Now I am sure a good tax accountant can knock that back a great deal,

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 01:36 PM (YdQQY)

61 Looks like bitsontherun.com

Posted by: SchrÃ¶dinger's cat at April 23, 2012 05:34 PM (phlKA)

--Thanks! It works!

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 01:36 PM (ykSKg)

62 Come November 6th he will still dutifully mark Dem on his ballot though.

But maybe, just maybe, he won't contribute to the JEF's reelection fund.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2012 01:37 PM (ccXZP)

63 30 Why does the laughing sound like a laugh track?

Posted by: @ParisParamus at April 23, 2012 05:24 PM (CtR+b)

ACTINNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Thespian at April 23, 2012 01:37 PM (ykSKg)

64 Adam gets work because he's my brother, peasants.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 23, 2012 01:37 PM (s85lI)

65 Jon Lovitz is funny. Kevin Smith is the shit on the bottom of shit's shoes.

Posted by: sifty at April 23, 2012 01:37 PM (uGQ4X)

66 Good for Mr. Lovitz. His work is now on my "okay, this guy's decent" list. I tend not to watch most movies because I figure most of the actors are filthy fucking hippies. Time for me to hit Netflix and get him some per-stream royalties.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at April 23, 2012 01:38 PM (ux4hK)

67 Kevin Smith: "Watch it, John. The government is going to shut this place down."

Lovitz: "What? Are they going to start taking my shit away? They take half. Half!"

Now, is Smith a willing foil for the bit because he sounded pretty earnest in his desire to get Lovitz to quit bitching about Obama/Democrats. Lovitz? A converted moron. Smith? I think he might still be cupping Obama's balls.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 23, 2012 01:38 PM (eHIJJ)

68 One of the problems I have with the whole "fair share" debate is we never really talk about who benefits from government spending. If the Tax Foundation is to be believed, once you get up past $135K in annual income, you are paying in more in income tax than you get out in the benefits from income tax. So, if you're in the 1%, you're paying in far more than you'd ever get in benefits. Obvious exceptions would be the politically-connected cronies who benefit directly from sweetheart deals with the Feds. But do you think Jon Lovitz uses a ton of government services? I doubt it, so why should he be subsidizing others' use? I don't need him to subsidize me. As far as I'm concerned, he already pays more than his "fair share" as defined by actual use of the goods and services income tax revenue purchases.

Good stuff. I'd really like to get closure on that LL Cool J anecdote, though.

Posted by: BS Inc. at April 23, 2012 01:38 PM (P2Ufm)

69 What a loser Kevin Smith is. Fucking talentless, obese lump of stoner monkeyshit. Jon Lovitz handed him his ass and he's too stupid to realize it.Posted by: Empire of Jeff

So you're saying he has a lot in common with Pres. Obama?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 23, 2012 01:38 PM (ebPtk)

70 It seems Obama is using the NDAA to play rough with lefty journalists. And they're freaking out.

Yeah. No way that backfires.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 01:38 PM (8y9MW)

71 Lovitz is one of the lazy 52%ers. Didn't bother to find out who the SCOAMT was before he voted. I find it very amusing that he's paying the price for that. Fuck that other guy. He's hopeless.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 01:39 PM (BCeCZ)

72 Yeah there's a part where he tries to talk about how he's a Democrat and it seems like the parties have switched places but he's cut-off by Smith saying something. So it seems like he's an old school Democrat waking up to the BS of this administration.

Lovitz is culturally Democrat, I think it's less of a conscious choice. I'll bet he doesn't know any Republicans personally.

This sounds like it might be part of a preference cascade. When it's cool for Democrats to jump ship, it's the end. They'll jump.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2012 01:39 PM (T0NGe)

73 But srsly, it's pretty evident that the SCoaMDE's big mistake here is to insult his own base. Wow, who ever thought THAT could backfire?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 01:39 PM (yYpN2)

74 Kevin Smith is scared of Obama. GOOOD

Posted by: madamex at April 23, 2012 01:41 PM (5+Fw+)

75 Kevin Smith's career is stretched thinner than the waistband elastic in his underpants.

Can't stand the cretin.

Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 01:41 PM (MMC8r)

76 One of the problems I have with the whole "fair share" debate is we never really talk about who benefits from government spending.

I was just looking at the old "Implicit Marginal Tax Rate" post today:

http://mises.org/daily/3822

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 23, 2012 01:42 PM (bjRNS)

77 Lovitz is one of the lazy 52%ers. Didn't bother to find out who the SCOAMT was before he voted.

I think we are going to have to deal with our prodigal children. With any luck, we will have to deal with a lot of them.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2012 01:42 PM (T0NGe)

78 Obama has a laugh track too--it's about to be turned off.

Posted by: @ParisParamus at April 23, 2012 01:42 PM (CtR+b)

57.....It seems Obama is using the NDAA to play rough with lefty journalists. And they're freaking out.

What does reporting on Occutards have to do with 'national defense'?

I hope Barky's goon squad keeps doing things like this. The liberal journalists should get covered in flea bites for laying down with dogs, and looking the other way for so long.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 01:42 PM (O4AQQ)

What a loser Kevin Smith is. Fucking talentless, obese lump of stoner monkeyshit. Jon Lovitz handed him his ass and he's too stupid to realize it.Posted by: Empire of Jeff

Obama could fit into one of Smith's pantlegs.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 23, 2012 01:42 PM (vpe0k)

81 BTW, Lovitz should go on Adam Carolla's podcast. Does Lovitz show up on Dennis Miller's radio show?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2012 01:42 PM (T0NGe)

82 In an attempt to discourage smokers from lighting up, New Zealand is considering raising the price of a pack of cigarettes to as much as $100 by 2020, Sky News reported.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2012 01:43 PM (8sCoq)

83 It seems Obama is using the NDAA to play rough with lefty journalists. And they're freaking out.
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Yeah. No way that backfires.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012
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Rachel Madcow has also noticed and she's freaking out about the "Prolonged Detention" scheme. The SCoaMDE has his work cut out coming up with a successful campaign strategy.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 01:43 PM (yYpN2)

84 Daddy, have you fixed Tom Friedman's 4G wireless connection yet?

Posted by: Malia at April 23, 2012 01:43 PM (HzhBE)

@34 Lots. I'm surprised Adam Baldwin ever gets work...

Yeah, I heard that the ratings for his Castle appearance were pretty good.

Best episode of the season! Baldwin was fucking hilarious and psychotic.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 01:43 PM (j9St3)

86 The liberal journalists should get covered in flea bites for laying down with dogs

On a bed of lettuce?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2012 01:43 PM (T0NGe)

87 "Occupy Kevin Smith's Shitty Comic Shop. Somehow I don't think he'd like that."
===============

It really is a shitty comic shop, too, or at least it was when I visited it several times in the early 00's. The staff was unfriendly & unhelpful, and the inventory was inadequate.

Posted by: Kensington at April 23, 2012 01:44 PM (MBmtt)

88 In an attempt to discourage smokers from lighting up ...

If you're going to do that, just outlaw the things. They'll be forcing people to buy from the black market anyway.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 23, 2012 01:44 PM (bjRNS)

89 I am shopping for a new blog, this one has issues...

Posted by: Blick at April 23, 2012 01:44 PM (jB3ma)

90 Kevin Smith, who I have actually liked at times, is nothing but a big pussy in this. Lovitz was making some excellent points and Smith just wanted him to stop talking about Obama and the Democrats. He couldn't bring himself to criticize "The One". This from the rebel of Hollywood who claims not to care what anyone thinks of him.

Posted by: Ken Royall at April 23, 2012 01:45 PM (HW/n+)

91 n an attempt to discourage smokers from lighting up, New Zealand is
considering raising the price of a pack of cigarettes to as much as $100
by 2020, Sky News reported.
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How much would it cost to smuggle them, $50/pack? There ya go.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 01:45 PM (yYpN2)

92 #Occupy two seats on a plane

Posted by: Kevin Smith at April 23, 2012 01:45 PM (2jQGY)

93 I wouldn't buy a fire extinguisher from Kevin Smith if my fucking eyeballs were on fire.

Posted by: sifty at April 23, 2012 01:45 PM (uGQ4X)

94 Kevin Smith is such a fat turd. In "Dogma" he did the highly improbable; he made Chris Rock extremely unfunny. The only funny line in the whole fucking thing was when Jay said he liked to hang around abortion clinics for the loose wimmenz with low standards being there; and even that wasn't real funny. I really really hated that movie. Even his relatively good ones, like Clerks, isn't very funny if you watch it more than once. Chasing Amy was pretty good except it got extremely stupid near the end; but it did cast Ben Affleck as a clueless douche so at least it was cast well.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 23, 2012 01:45 PM (4atNB)

95 I am shopping for a new blog, this one has issues...
Posted by: Blick
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haven't you at least got a lace wig or an e-book to sell us?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 01:46 PM (yYpN2)

96 Kevin Smith and Michael Moore walk into an all-you-can-eat buffet...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 01:47 PM (UOM48)

97 Ah, the anguish of the leftard truly does taste of fresh sweet strawberries topped with rich sweet cream. And that is leftard anguish, the anguish of the lost cause. The anguish of bitter, bitter dissappointment. Of Hope, changed into Despair. Mmmmmmmmmmm, tasty.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2012 01:47 PM (OlN4e)

98 Kevin Smith and Michael Moore walk into an all-you-can-eat buffet...

So Golden Corral just became Thunder Dome?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 01:47 PM (8y9MW)

99 93 Kevin Smith, who I have actually liked at times, is nothing but a big pussy in this. Lovitz was making some excellent points and Smith just wanted him to stop talking about Obama and the Democrats. He couldn't bring himself to criticize "The One". This from the rebel of Hollywood who claims not to care what anyone thinks of him.

Posted by: Ken Royall at April 23, 2012 05:45 PM (HW/n+)

Well if you followed the whole Adam Carolla-Kevin Smith TV series debacle where Kevin stiffed Adam out of $500K and then tried to explain himself to Adam on teh podcast, it's clear than Kevin is a passive-aggressive douche and has some psychological issues.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 23, 2012 01:49 PM (pAlYe)

100 84 BTW, Lovitz should go on Adam Carolla's podcast. Does Lovitz show up on Dennis Miller's radio show?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2012 05:42 PM (T0NGe)

--Lovitz, Miller, and Norm MacDonald: The Triumvirate of SNL anti-Obama funneh.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 01:49 PM (ykSKg)

101 "Kevin Smith and Michael Moore walk into an all-you-can-eat buffet..."
===============

*tremble*

Posted by: Old Country Buffett at April 23, 2012 01:49 PM (MBmtt)

102 I think we are going to have to deal with our prodigal children. With any luck, we will have to deal with a lot of them.

Will we have to kill the fatted dog?

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2012 01:49 PM (6TB1Z)

103 Kevin Smith, seems to be playing the straight man in the sketch.
I do like that He says this at the end, "becasue the gvt takes half,

at the end,the govt. can take your shit away even your good memories"
so it's pretty good overall.
Lovitz was awesome in how He addressed the govt overeach into people pockets, and both of them with,' don't talk to much because the govt will come screw with you.'

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 01:49 PM (TomZ9)

104 The fact that Smith is worried about the SCOAMT coming and shutting down the club is telling. He keeps repeating it over and over. That should send up warning signals to anyone with even a half of a mind. But I guess we're talking about Kevin Smith here.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 01:49 PM (BCeCZ)

105 And let me say another thing:

Obama IS an asshole.

He's a supremely self-centered jerk...to his friends. Everybody is dirt under his feet.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2012 01:50 PM (T0NGe)

106 "BTW, Lovitz should go on Adam Carolla's podcast. Does Lovitz show up on Dennis Miller's radio show?"
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I've heard him on both.

Posted by: Kensington at April 23, 2012 01:50 PM (MBmtt)

107 How much would it cost to smuggle them, $50/pack? There ya go.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 05:45 PM (yYpN2)

I email with a friend in Brisbane, AU- he is paying $17 a pack

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2012 01:50 PM (8sCoq)

108 If Kevin Smith fell to his death from an airplane it would only be sweeter if he landed on Seth McFarlane.

Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 01:50 PM (MMC8r)

109 Kevin stiffed Adam out of $500K and then tried to explain himself to Adam on teh podcast, it's clear than Kevin is a passive-aggressive douche and has some psychological issues.

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at April 23, 2012 05:49 PM (pAlYe)

wow, i hadn't heard about that, thanks.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 01:51 PM (TomZ9)

110 I'm Kevin Smith! Look how earthy and REAL I am. I wear nothing but cargo shorts and maternity hockey sweaters because it was either that or a muumuu. I fly Southwest - just like you! Of course, unlike you, I get kicked off planes because I'm a juicy bitch and what do you mean there's no such thing as a "fuselage extender"?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 01:51 PM (j9St3)

111 "Kevin Smith and Michael Moore walk into an all-you-can-eat buffet..."

You go home now. You been here four hour!

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2012 01:52 PM (T0NGe)

112 When it's cool for Democrats to jump ship, it's the end. They'll jump.

THIS. Obama got elected in no small part because of the cool factor. Then it became verboten to mock him, make fun of him, or make him the butt of jokes. This is starting to crack. The jokes are starting to be okay to laugh at. Once it becomes socially acceptable to laugh at the First Black President Evah, it might just break wide open. Everything people have been holding inside may start to spill out, once the fear of social ostracizing begins to lose its magic grip. Nothing is more powerful than ridicule in this election. When people are free to say "what an asshole", and laugh in his face, we win.

Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 01:52 PM (P6QsQ)

113 Posted by: Captain Hate at April 23, 2012 05:45 PM (4atNB)

--I liked Clerks, but then again I haven't seen it all the way though since I was a callow 22 year-old. Even at that age, I was able to see what a drop-off Mallrats was.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 01:52 PM (ykSKg)

114 Dammit EoJ.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 01:52 PM (UOM48)

115 What does reporting on Occutards have to do with 'national defense'?
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Odministration seems to be playing six degrees of terrorism with those who are trying to hit him from the left (if such a thing is topologically possible):

"...the government did not dispute the validity of a DHS memo that tried to target Occupy Wall St as cyberterrorists."

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 01:52 PM (yYpN2)

116 damn it, I though Kevin had a clue about what's going on, you guys are wrecking my hopium ride here.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 01:52 PM (TomZ9)

117 Yeah, I don't question your math, but we both know that's actually just a starting point. Throw in real estate taxes, local taxes, county taxes, consumption taxes, user fee taxes, vehicle taxes, local and state taxes, and I'd venture he's extremely lucky to keep half of what he earns.

The entire monolog was about federal income tax but I thought I would add all of the income taxes and SS for conservatism. Sure, if you count up every stinking tax there is in NY State he is probably paying well above 50%.

Hell, before I retired I was paying over 50% in total taxes here in SC which is a so-called "low tax State" and I did not make $250K a year. .

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 01:52 PM (YdQQY)

118 Honestly, is there any sound douchier than a liberal speaking softly in a deep baritone?

Posted by: Kensington at April 23, 2012 01:53 PM (MBmtt)

119

This is the start of something I think we are going to see much more of. The criticism of Obama will begin or end with these words: "I voted for the guy."

This will be done to lend credibility to the criticism of Obama. As Ace has pointed out, people need to come to certain conclusions on their own. And people generally don't want to admit a mistake. Rather than simply admit they made a mistake they will say "And I voted for the guy." As if to say, look I gave him every chance in the world, I like him, but he has really screwed up.

Conservatives are probably best served by simply letting them make this criticism without following it up with an "I told you so" or "You should have known better."

The more we hear the line "And I voted for the guy" the better Mitt's chances. In fact, I could see a Weekend Update routine - "And I voted for the guy."

"Obama sure seems a lot like Bush when it comes to executive power, And I voted for the guy."

"The racial tension in this country sure has increased since Obama took office, And I voted for the guy."

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2012 01:53 PM (gmeXX)

120 "Kevin Smith and Michael Moore walk into an all-you-can-eat buffet..."

IT'S NOT ALL YOU CAN EAT!!1

Posted by: Buffet Owner at April 23, 2012 01:53 PM (MMC8r)

121 BTW, I found a site that would do a quick and dirty tax calc for NY + feds for that.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 01:53 PM (YdQQY)

122 EoJ, curious dubbed you "Cranky Pants II" a couple of days ago. I thought you'd want to know so you could bask a bit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 01:53 PM (UOM48)

123 91 In an attempt to discourage smokers from lighting up ...

If you're going to do that, just outlaw the things. They'll be forcing people to buy from the black market anyway.

This is the usual, passive-aggressive crap from the left. They won't ban them outright, because then they'd have to take responsibility for their decisions, and there would be plenty of anger directed at them.

"We didn't ban smoking, we just made its use reflect the societal costs".

Uh huh.

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2012 01:54 PM (6TB1Z)

124 O/T back to Obama wags Carney and MSM salivates...

I think I now know why the Secret Service tried to stiff the professional ladies. President Obama finally signed the Colombia-US Free Trade agreement that unions and the Democrat Party has opposed for years. The Secret Service thought the ladies were free trade also.

Ok I denounce myself now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2012 01:54 PM (XA0RS)

125 Fortunately, it's very hard NOT to laugh at America's first black president when he's got his mouth stuffed with dog.

It must suck to be a liberal comedian right now. Talk about blue balls.

Posted by: Kensington at April 23, 2012 01:55 PM (MBmtt)

126 122 Honestly, is there any sound douchier than a liberal speaking softly in a deep baritone?

*deep, douchey, whispery voice* What do you mean?

Posted by: NPR at April 23, 2012 01:55 PM (UOM48)

127 Hey, Lovitz! I got one for your comedy club...

I saved your ass the other day... I ate a shit-eatin' dog.

Badda boom badda bing!! (rimshot)

Posted by: Bark: O'Baama, Comedy Genius at April 23, 2012 01:55 PM (0It32)

128 When it's cool for Democrats to jump ship, it's the end. They'll jump.

THIS.
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I've been sayin', it won't even necessarily take smart satire or ridicule to get them out. Instead of arguing heatedly, I've been taking a new tack with lefties: gently laughing. "What? You still think that? That's so old and busted!" Their faces change.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 01:55 PM (yYpN2)

129

Didn't Kevin Smith used to hang out [get stoned/party] with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck? .....And that's how he got into movies?

He was kinda, sorta, somewhat interesting when he was 'Silent Bob'. ....But when he started talking, it was all downhill.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 01:56 PM (O4AQQ)

130 When you're calculating taxes, don't forget that New York has a city income tax when you live in New York City. It's not insignificant, either.

Posted by: Kensington at April 23, 2012 01:56 PM (MBmtt)

131 they wouldn't ban, they will just keep raising taxes on them, make it hard to be a smoker but they they aren't going to ruin a good thing.

-tax.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 01:56 PM (TomZ9)

132 You go home now. You been here four hour!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?

Posted by: Lionel Hutz at April 23, 2012 01:56 PM (NG097)

133 Who's on the other side of the dialog?

Posted by: I am an ultra liar at April 23, 2012 01:56 PM (HOOye)

134 THIS. Obama got elected in no small part because of the cool factor. Then it became verboten to mock him, make fun of him, or make him the butt of jokes. This is starting to crack.

I think liberals are only starting to realize what a disaster Twitter is for them.

For a lib, they simply assert their position on something and expect people to applaud them for their enlightenment. But on Twitter, they can actually be confronted, and often by very smart people. And they whither.

Moreover, their humorlessness keeps them away from fun like #ObamaEatsDogs because everything has to be so serious.

Alinsky, you bastard, we read your book!

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2012 01:57 PM (T0NGe)

135 The MFM turned on Jimmah the last few months. The leak will become a torrent, a veritable Niagara Falls. Zero ain't gonna know what hit him.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2012 01:57 PM (OlN4e)

136 Obama got elected in no small part because of the cool factor. Then it became verboten to mock him, make fun of him, or make him the butt of jokes. This is starting to crack. The jokes are starting to be okay to laugh at. Once it becomes socially acceptable to laugh at the First Black President Evah, it might just break wide open. Everything people have been holding inside may start to spill out, once the fear of social ostracizing begins to lose its magic grip.

The Emperor's New Clothes.

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2012 01:57 PM (6TB1Z)

137 "Kevin Smith and Michael Moore walk into an all-you-can-eat buffet..."

IT'S NOT ALL YOU CAN EAT!!1
Posted by: Buffet Owner
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In Obama-land, buffet eat *you*!

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 01:57 PM (yYpN2)

138

Vic:

I think you are right, once you add in state and city income taxes, a the top marginal rate for a NYC resident would be closer to 50% or more.

Posted by: nc at April 23, 2012 01:57 PM (SWgny)

139 and I'd venture he's extremely lucky to keep half of what he earns.

not to mention the ridiculously high cost of living in NYC , which acts as a tax itself

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2012 01:57 PM (8sCoq)

140 Hell, before I retired I was paying over 50% in total taxes here in SC which is a so-called "low tax State" and I did not make $250K a year. .

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 05:52 PM (YdQQY)

I don't even make $90K and you could buy a Prius -- in full -- for what I paid in income taxes.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2012 01:58 PM (T0NGe)

141 Wow, even without the video I can tell Smith is trying to change the topic from the SCOAMF, and I love how Lovitz instead effectively says, STFU, it's my club and my show!

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 01:58 PM (ykSKg)

142 Beckel just offered a tribute to Rachel Carson for saving the planet with Silent Spring.

*facepalm*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 01:58 PM (UOM48)

143 i don't want to get my hopes up that comedians will in mass start being funny politically again.
they themselves have been a joke.
remember the, Well I can't find anything to mock Obama about?

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 01:58 PM (TomZ9)

144 "*deep, douchey, whispery voice* What do you mean?"
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I'm thinking more of the slow, pseudo-intellectual deep baritone, not the nutless tones of NPR.

Smith does that voice 24/7.

Posted by: Kensington at April 23, 2012 01:59 PM (MBmtt)

145

This is the start of something I think we are going to see much more of. The criticism of Obama will begin or endwith these words: "I voted for the guy."

And all of us who knew better than to vote for him will just nod our heads in agreement and mumble, "It's about time you woke up. Welcome to the party."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 01:59 PM (d0Tfm)

146 The MFM turned on Jimmah the last few months. The leak will become a torrent, a veritable Niagara Falls. Zero ain't gonna know what hit him.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2012 05:57 PM (OlN4e)

disagree. back in 1980 there were still some real newsmen around the country. not so much today

no, I think the same media that sucked obama's dick on request in 2008 will strap on the kneepads again in 2012

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2012 02:00 PM (8sCoq)

147 He's also right about LL Cool J, guy licks his lips constantly, get some chapstick fer christs sake.

Posted by: booger at April 23, 2012 02:00 PM (HI6wa)

148 Normal dialogue:

"We're out of milk, I'm going to the store."

Kevin Smith^{tm^{dialogue:

"We're fucking out of fucking milk, I'm fucking going to the fucking store, fucker."}}

Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 02:00 PM (MMC8r)

149

Conservatives are probably best served by simply letting them make this criticismwithout following it up withan"I told you so" or "You should have known better." <<<

No.

They need to be asked, "So what are you going to do about it?"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 02:00 PM (j9St3)

150 "i don't want to get my hopes up that comedians will in mass start being funny politically again.
they themselves have been a joke.
remember the, Well I can't find anything to mock Obama about?"
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What can we say, he's just amazing. We adore Michelle, too. Oooh, that makes us want to do another "Luther the Obama Anger Translator" sketch!

Posted by: Key & Peele at April 23, 2012 02:00 PM (MBmtt)

151 In Obama-land, buffet eat *you*!

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 05:57 PM (yYpN2)

Buffet eats twice as much as his secretary.

Posted by: Bark: O'Baama, Comedy Genius at April 23, 2012 02:01 PM (0It32)

152 I find myself once again in the uncool, older half of the population. I have no idea who Kevin Smith is, and I'm not motivated to find out.

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2012 02:01 PM (6TB1Z)

153 When you're calculating taxes, don't forget that New York has a city income tax when you live in New York City.

I didn't assume he lived in The City. I wouldn't. It is much easier and cheaper to live out of the city and ride the train in. After all, he is not a native of the city being originally from CA.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 02:01 PM (YdQQY)

154 They need to be asked, "So what are you going to do about it?"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 06:00 PM (j9St3)

I would suggest and ice pick and their own head, some assembly required.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2012 02:01 PM (OlN4e)

155 I think the same media that sucked obama's dick on request in 2008 will strap on the kneepads again in 2012

Not with him threatening to throw them in jail. That link from arhooley, earlier, is killer for Obama. If he actually gets the media scared enough, they'll start supporting (tacitly, of course) the GOP- because, as much as they protest otherwise, they know that the Republicans will do everything they can to respect (spit) the Press.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 02:02 PM (8y9MW)

156 Ace,

Take a victory lap. You spilled some pixilation a few times predicting lefties would show anger at Obama instead of regret? Lovitz seems to be the perfect example.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 23, 2012 02:02 PM (ebPtk)

157 I have no idea who Kevin Smith is. None.

Posted by: Dagny, warrior at April 23, 2012 02:02 PM (4yXmp)

158 And all of us who knew better than to vote for him will just nod our heads in agreement and mumble, "It's about time you woke up. Welcome to the party."

All while thinking, "what an f*****g moron".

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2012 02:02 PM (6TB1Z)

159 150 The MFM turned on Jimmah the last few months. The
leak will become a torrent, a veritable Niagara Falls. Zero ain't gonna
know what hit him.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2012 05:57 PM (OlN4e)

disagree. back in 1980 there were still some real newsmen around the country. not so much today
no, I think the same media that sucked obama's dick on request in 2008 will strap on the kneepads again in 2012

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2012 06:00 PM (8sCoq)

They will turn, but only when It's Over. When Romney is 5 points up after the Dem convention, then they'll turn and pretend they've turned all along.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2012 02:02 PM (T0NGe)

160 Some people require a 2x4 instead of a whiffle bat.

Posted by: dogfish at April 23, 2012 02:02 PM (N2yhW)

161 Clerks is slackers. Mallrats not much different.
In Die Hard 4:Live Free or Die Kevin plays this uber paranoid dude still living with Mom. But has his own power source and network. So he reluctantly helps Bruce Willis smash the bad guys.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2012 02:03 PM (XA0RS)

162 "Spread the Wealth" was really hard to decipher back in the ancient days of 2008 ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 02:04 PM (X3lox)

163 Not unhip pep. Refined.

Posted by: Dagny, warrior at April 23, 2012 02:04 PM (4yXmp)

164 I have no idea who Kevin Smith is. None.

Posted by: Dagny, warrior at April 23, 2012 06:02 PM (4yXmp)

You're fine. It's like not knowing what anal stringwarts are.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2012 02:04 PM (8sCoq)

165 I think you are right, once you add in state and city income taxes, a the top marginal rate for a NYC resident would be closer to 50% or more.

Posted by: nc at April 23, 2012 05:57 PM (SWgny)

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I wasn't calculating marginal rates, I was calculating total taxes as a percentage of income. (i.e. what he got to keep) There is a big difference between the total tax rate and the top marginal rate.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 02:04 PM (YdQQY)

166 When Romney is 5 points up after the Dem convention, then they'll turn and pretend they've turned all along.

At which point, we ask "whattya mean 'we' paleface?"

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2012 02:05 PM (6TB1Z)

167 Guess that means he's isn't gonna side to uphold Obamakare.

Wait, what... that's not Alana Kagan?

Posted by: confused Moron at April 23, 2012 02:05 PM (r98n4)

168 So is Lovitz's voting for obama again? Is he that stupid?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 02:05 PM (i6RpT)

169 "Sucker O' Cock" I heard up there!

Posted by: MoJoTee at April 23, 2012 02:05 PM (e1kfW)

170 OT, but I would bang Kim Guilfoyle until she had a nosebleed. Then I'd bury her nose in a pillow and ride her like Trigger into the sunset.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 02:06 PM (niZvt)

171 Pardon me a sec, folks.

FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!! Bring up the fucking application!!!!

FUCK YOU!!

Sorry about the interruption; carry on.

Posted by: fluffy, NSFW at April 23, 2012 02:06 PM (z9HTb)

172 Kevin Smith is terrible. All his movies stink, except Zack and Miri Make a Porno. He would not be missed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 23, 2012 02:07 PM (KNvk+)

173

Yeah, Jane. I saw that twat's brain shittings. How about I unzip my cranky pants and she can say it to my balls.

$200 if Ace bans her. I'll even throw in a hooker.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 02:07 PM (j9St3)

174

@ 15Government takes half, and my ex-wife, Morgan Fairchild, takes the other half. Posted by: Jon Lovitz at April 23, 2012 05:17 PM (6TB1Z)

I'm hitting the imaginary "Like" button.

Posted by: Drillanwr at April 23, 2012 02:07 PM (dNdHy)

175

Lovitz has done a good job at showing how easy it is to mock the whole class warfare argument. Be brash about it. Point out how illogical it is to live in a country that believes the sky's the limit, but a government that thinks half the sky belongs to us. Go to college to succeed, but once you succeed we will take from you. Rush has it exactly right - for the left - failure is a virtue. Success should be penalized. Lovitz just shows that it is easy to mock.

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2012 02:08 PM (gmeXX)

176

Two thoughts following that:

A) There's hope for Lovitz yet. (He sounds like DM in the middle of his conversion to Conservatism)

B) I really, really, really want to kick Kevin Smith in the balls.

Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 02:08 PM (2bJPV)

177 I didn't assume he lived in The City. I wouldn't. It is much easier and cheaper to live out of the city and ride the train in. After all, he is not a native of the city being originally from CA.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:01 PM (YdQQY)

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If one makes money in NYC, doesn't that person have to pay the city tax, whether they live there or not?

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 02:08 PM (BCeCZ)

178 It's still on the indiana thread....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2012 02:09 PM (1MfJ7)

179

123....Conservatives are probably best served by simply letting them make this criticismwithout following it up withan"I told you so" or "You should have known better."

Yup.

I will simply say "Please don't do that again, okay?" ...Or even, "The media hid the Truth about him from us". .....It will be extremely hard to resist snarking at them, though.

But liberals like to think that conservatives are these big bad evil meanies. ....So I will bite my tongue.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 02:10 PM (O4AQQ)

180 If one makes money in NYC, doesn't that person have to pay the city tax, whether they live there or not?

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 06:08 PM BCeCZ)\

Most cities don't do that. I would wonder how they would enforce it.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 02:10 PM (YdQQY)

181 The only Kevin Smith that matters died years ago, and he was just a poor man's David Hasselhoff anyway.

Posted by: meekrob at April 23, 2012 02:10 PM (x2CNJ)

182

$200 if Ace bans her. I'll even throw in a hooker.

There are Ewok hookers?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 02:11 PM (d0Tfm)

183 From the NYC tax page

Personal Income Tax

New York City charges a personal income tax to City residents. The tax is administered and collected by the New York State Department of Taxation and Finance for the City.

Who must pay this Tax?

Every income-earning individual, estate and trust residing in New York City must pay personal income tax. Part-year residents figure their tax based on income and deductions on the days lived in NYC.

Most people living outside the City are not subject to NYC personal income tax. However, non-city residents who are Employees of New York City must file Form 1127 and pay taxes each year. The amount is equal to the personal income tax they would owe if they were City residents.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 02:13 PM (YdQQY)

184 If one makes money in NYC, doesn't that person have to pay the city tax, whether they live there or not?

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 06:08 PM BCeCZ)\\

Yes

Posted by: Beto at April 23, 2012 02:13 PM (cYQg0)

185

There are Ewok hookers?

Yes, they're furry nice.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 02:13 PM (O4AQQ)

186

Most cities don't do that. I would wonder how they would enforce it.

Rush has mentioned the paperwork he gets every year from the city and how they basically give him a body-cavity search as to his whereabouts and how many times he performed work there.

And he moved to Florida years ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 02:13 PM (d0Tfm)

187 I can't handle this guy's voice. Or are you telling me I have to read 190+ comments.

Someone throw me a bone, pls?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 23, 2012 02:14 PM (pLTLS)

188 Yes

Posted by: Beto at April 23, 2012 06:13 PM (cYQg0)

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See 189

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 02:14 PM (YdQQY)

189

There are Ewok hookers?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 06:11 PM (d0Tfm)

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Yes. And they vajazzle.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 02:14 PM (BCeCZ)

190 My heart is breaking Vic oh wait.... It's not....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2012 02:14 PM (1MfJ7)

191 Not with him threatening to throw them in jail. That link from arhooley, earlier, is killer for Obama.

I missed that thread. Anybody remember the link?

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 23, 2012 02:14 PM (bjRNS)

192

Say, maybe Lovitz should follow in the footsteps of another SNL alum - Dennis Miller. Both are too old to ever be considered edgy or hip. But both are remembered by a generation of fans of being part of a pretty good SNL run. And it turns out that that generation is in or about to enter in to their prime earning years. Statistically, this is the peak conservative that generation should be - overcoming their youthful idealness, but not old enough to where they are about to suckle from the government teet. If Lovitz wants to make money, this kind of comedy seems to be better than Louis CK.

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2012 02:14 PM (gmeXX)

193 So, perhaps another reluctant vote for Romney????

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 23, 2012 02:15 PM (piMMO)

194 Hey where all the Colombian hookers at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bark at April 23, 2012 02:15 PM (QKKT0)

195 191 There are Ewok hookers? The Ewok strippers turned into walking landing strips.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 02:15 PM (niZvt)

196 I missed that thread. Anybody remember the link?

It was recent. It may even be in this thread.
I'll see if I can dig it up.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 02:15 PM (8y9MW)

197 Kevin Smith is a Bag Of Douche Like most prog stooges he has NO functioning brain. The little shit should pay attention to the Fed and Treasury MONETIZING the national debt. More proof that liberalism is a mental disorder.

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at April 23, 2012 02:16 PM (sJKFk)

198 So, perhaps another reluctant vote for Romney???? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 23, 2012 06:15 PM (piMMO) Well that's really the only thing that matters. If he is still going to vote for obama, then he is hopeless and beyond redemption

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 02:16 PM (i6RpT)

199 It was this thread @57

http://tinyurl.com/d7zow3p

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 02:16 PM (8y9MW)

200 193....Someone throw me a bone, pls?

Posted by: laceyunderalls

He rails on Barky pretty good. ....Calls him "fuckin asshole" for wanting him to pay more taxes.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 02:17 PM (O4AQQ)

201

If one makes money in NYC, doesn't that person have to pay the city tax, whether they live there or not?

IIRC, the city of Birmingham did the same thing a few years back: they levied a 1% tax on everybody for the privilege of working there. Not sure if it's still on the books or not.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 02:17 PM (d0Tfm)

202 It may even be in this thread.

I found it. Ctrl-F'd right past it the first time.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 23, 2012 02:18 PM (bjRNS)

203 He rails on Barky pretty good. ....Calls him "fuckin asshole" forwanting him to pay more taxes. Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 06:17 PM (O4AQQ) Yeah but I did NOT hear him say he is not voting for him again?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 02:18 PM (i6RpT)

204 Do ewok hookers get Brazilians?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 23, 2012 02:18 PM (xD3Xb)

205 206 Most cities don't do that. I would wonder how they would enforce it.

They do it on professional athletes with multi-million dollar a year contracts. Play a game in that city, the city gets a piece.

They must have a team of accountants in the front office of every professional team to handle the paperwork.

Posted by: SchrÃ¶dinger's cat at April 23, 2012 06:17 PM (phlKA)

--Teams like the Yankees have to overpay to compensate. LeBron effectively got a 10% bump in pay by choosing no-tax Florida over the Knicks.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 02:19 PM (ykSKg)

206 This won't turn out well.

http://tinyurl.com/5dhyql

Posted by: Cicero at April 23, 2012 02:19 PM (QKKT0)

207 Calls him "fuckin asshole" forwanting him to pay more taxes.

^^^

Hmm, so it's not coming from a leftist Matt Damon! and/or Cusak POV. Interesting. But I'm w/nevergiveup. He'll probably still pull the lever for the "fucking asshole".

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 23, 2012 02:20 PM (pLTLS)

208 It's kinda eerie how much Smith sounds like Baraka at some points.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 02:20 PM (ykSKg)

209 Teams like the Yankees have to overpay to compensate. LeBron effectively got a 10% bump in pay by choosing no-tax Florida over the Knicks.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 06:19 PM (ykSKg)

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According to the NYC tax page if they do not live in NYC and are not city employees they do not have to pay the tax.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 02:20 PM (YdQQY)

210 Yeah but I did NOT hear him say he is not voting for him again?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 06:18 PM (i6RpT)

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I didn't either. I'm sure he doesn't want to be called a racist by all his showbiz friends. But I wonder.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 02:21 PM (BCeCZ)

211 213 This won't turn out well.

http://tinyurl.com/5dhyql

Posted by: Cicero at April 23, 2012 06:19 PM (QKKT0)

--Dude, warn us if it's HuffPo!

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 02:21 PM (ykSKg)

212 $200 if Ace bans her. I'll even throw in a hooker.

>>>There are Ewok hookers?

Their name for them translates to something like "Spear Catchers"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 02:21 PM (0q2P7)

213 NYC tax page from the NYC gov

http://is.gd/XlaFmZ

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 02:21 PM (YdQQY)

214 Yeah but I did NOT hear him say he is not voting for him again?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 06:18 PM (i6RpT)

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Listening to it again.....nope. He's railing about how Barky went to Harvard and is an example how someone, anyone, can work and be successful. ....He goes on to imply that he's an "arrogant idiot".

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 02:22 PM (O4AQQ)

215 Hey Jon.

You know you've got it coming so take it like a man.

WE TOLD YOU SO!!!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 02:23 PM (0q2P7)

216 ...discourage smokers from lighting up...New Zealand...the price of a pack of cigarettes to as much as $100...

Well, that seals the deal - smuggling in NZ is my retirement plan. Damn I love the Kiwis. They're providing more opportunity and economic upside for enterprising individuals than the US govt ever did.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 23, 2012 02:23 PM (dcktf)

217

It's an Obama-Eats-Dog World....

http://wp.me/p1ipEz-1A8

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 23, 2012 02:23 PM (0xqzf)

218 According to the NYC tax page if they do not live in NYC and are not city employees they do not have to pay the tax.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:20 PM (YdQQY)

--True, but how many pro athletes would not live in the city? I can't picture A-Fraud taking the subway to practice every day. Even when Jeremy Lin was slummin' it he was staying in Manhattan.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 02:23 PM (ykSKg)

219 Or even, "The media hid the Truth about him from us". .....It will be extremelyhard to resist snarking at them, though.

But liberals like to think that conservatives are these big bad evil meanies. ....So I will bite my tongue. Posted by: wheatie

If in the very least they become more distrustful of the MSM, we're still ahead.

And, if confronting them is too close to the stereotype, just do it with a smile.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 23, 2012 02:23 PM (ebPtk)

220 >>>Yeah but I did NOT hear him say he is not voting for him again?

Yeah, and most media folks won't. I'm just happy it's getting to be OK to call O on his BS in "polite" company.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 02:24 PM (0q2P7)

221 --Dude, warn us if it's HuffPo!

I remember the good old days when we only had to warn of gay pr0n links. (And certain commenters - meeeeeowww - couldn't even fucking manage that.)

Posted by: Cicero at April 23, 2012 02:24 PM (QKKT0)

222

Everyday, the more I am covinced that Obama is going to lose big. I would not be surprised to see a a lot of red on election day with Obama taking the west coast and the northeast, plus Illinois, but that is it.

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2012 02:24 PM (gmeXX)

223

Yes. And they vajazzle.

Hmm, why do visions of bones, leather threads and rocks with holes in them come to mind? And just imagine the screams when they get waxed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 02:25 PM (d0Tfm)

224 Hookers..? Hang on a minute, I'll give Clinton a call. Be right back.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at April 23, 2012 02:25 PM (EhYdw)

225 It's probably already been mentioned, but I'm pretty sure Adam Baldwin and Alec Bsldwin aren't related.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2012 02:25 PM (i0App)

226 Vic. That is why I live in Greenwich, CT. I avoid the NY taxes and live in a mansion. Arnold Schwartznegger and Ron Howard are my neighbors. I pay less tax as a percent of my income than the 99 percent.

Posted by: MelGibson at April 23, 2012 02:25 PM (4Co17)

227 And just imagine the screams when they get waxed.

Naa. They just bathe in Nair.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 02:25 PM (8y9MW)

228 I call my douchebag 'Kevin Smith' because, well, it's a douchebag.

Posted by: Susan Sarandon, in hiding in her bunker at April 23, 2012 02:26 PM (MMC8r)

229 Everyday, the more I am covinced that Obama is going to lose big.

Sing it, sister.

Posted by: Cicero at April 23, 2012 02:26 PM (QKKT0)

230 How long do you think before Orin Hatch decides to retire?

Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy paying so much tax at April 23, 2012 02:26 PM (oZfic)

231 For the heck of it I checked out Lovitz's IMDB page and found this title from a Two And A Half Men appearance:
Â– The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer (2006) Â… Archie Baldwin
Maybe Obama was a guest star too and thus the animus?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2012 02:26 PM (nU/dt)

232 Dude, warn us if it's HuffPo!

*****

I still use AOL for mail and frequently link Huffpo, but even when using Bitly, it still shows that it's Huffpo in the link.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 23, 2012 02:26 PM (piMMO)

233 >>>...discourage smokers from lighting up...New Zealand...the price of a pack of cigarettes to as much as $100...

I just got a great business idea for a home tobacco growing kit. New Zealand is humid enough to grow tobaki right?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 02:27 PM (0q2P7)

234 What .. no 1000 post thread on the Sanford Police chief?

Posted by: Gerry at April 23, 2012 02:27 PM (WWQKb)

235 O/T Good gawd....John Boehner is so lame. He was on a clip Bret Baier just played saying there's a 1/3 chance that the R's lose the House in November. He looked all worried. He has no balls, and is very lacking in the political game. You would have never heard Pelosi admit to such a thing. Never.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at April 23, 2012 02:27 PM (tfw18)

236 How often is William Kristol right? http://tinyurl.com/6tk2bvn from the weekly standard "But the conventional wisdom may well be wrong. We donÂ’t in fact Â“knowÂ” that the election will be close. Nor do we know that it will be nasty, or that it will turn on unpredictable events. To the contrary, if I had to put money down now, IÂ’d bet that Mitt Romney will win an easy victory after a relatively predictable, issue-focused, and not-too-nasty campaign. Indeed, IÂ’d bet Romney will win precisely if he runs such a campaign. But if he allows the race to degenerate into name-calling and gotcha gimmicks, he could lose. Democrats are better than Republicans at the small and nasty stuff."

Posted by: fingers crossed at April 23, 2012 02:27 PM (HOOye)

237 remember the, Well I can't find anything to mock Obama about?
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 05:58 PM

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You don't mock your god.

Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 02:28 PM (P6QsQ)

238

211 Do ewok hookers get Brazilians?

That would be kinda gross. .....Like, 'Oooops, I created a bald spot'.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 02:28 PM (O4AQQ)

239 Anybody remember the link?

Posted by: Meiczyslaw

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It's from March 30, but other lefties are getting pretty het up about it. I'm not sure how that case has shaken out yet.

http://tinyurl.com/d7zow3p

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 02:28 PM (yYpN2)

240 Small part...but check out Lovitz in "Happiness." He's only in the opening scene but he is so magnificent. I really wish he would get more work. The rest of the movie gets pretty fucked up. Todd Soldanz (sp?) will make you squirm. Funny moments I think.

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 23, 2012 02:28 PM (Vg4Vv)

241 Posted by: SchrÃ¶dinger's cat at April 23, 2012 06:24 PM (phlKA)

Some cities may do that but evidently NYC doesn't. There really are not that many cities that have an income tax to begin with, so I think that CPA guy may be "exaggerating" it a bit.

Also, if I am not mistaken a lot of the big stadiums are outsider the city limits aren't they?

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 02:29 PM (YdQQY)

242 How long do you think before my NYC animal welfare officer decides to retire? I'm sick of explaining that my tiny apartment is a cat farm.

Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy telling the truth at April 23, 2012 02:29 PM (ggRof)

243

Everyday, the more I am covinced that Obama is going to lose big.

Agreed.

From your keyboard to The Big Guy's smartphone...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 02:29 PM (d0Tfm)

244

How long do you think before Orin Hatch decides to retire?

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He'll retire when the Pope does.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 02:29 PM (BCeCZ)

245 How long do you think before my NYC animal welfare officer decides to retire? I'm sick of explaining that my tiny apartment is a cat farm.

It's not a farm, its a ranch dumbshit.

Posted by: Curiously Tinsley at April 23, 2012 02:31 PM (QKKT0)

246

242 What .. no 1000 post thread on the Sanford Police chief?

Did he go ahead and quit?

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 02:31 PM (O4AQQ)

247 I heard from the sister of the lady that cuts my nun friend's hair that Rush Lindbaugh is going to retire.

Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 02:31 PM (P6QsQ)

248 Anti-Defamation League slams Urban Outfitters over shirt featuring perceived Holocaust imagery By Allison McGevna Published April 23, 2012 FoxNews.com This is not the first time Urban Outfitters has pulled this shit. Everyone should boycott that place

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 02:32 PM (i6RpT)

249 Posted by: MelGibson at April 23, 2012 06:25 PM (4Co17)
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Well Mel, you must talk to your accountant. CT taxes are not any lower than NY taxes.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 02:32 PM (YdQQY)

250 Indeed, IÂ’d bet Romney will win precisely if he runs such a campaign. But if he allows the race to degenerate into name-calling and gotcha gimmicks, he could lose. Democrats are better than Republicans at the small and nasty stuff."

Posted by: fingers crossed at April 23, 2012 06:27 PM (HOOye)

--Willard's campaign needs to leave the funneh to the likes of Iowahawk, Lileks and Ace --reaming Barky on the economy alone will go a long way for them.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 02:32 PM (ykSKg)

251 How long do you think before Orin Hatch decides to retire?

Never. He will remain in the Senate until mummification sets in. Like the dead bodies on Everest.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2012 02:32 PM (8sCoq)

252 Did he go ahead and quit? Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 06:31 PM (O4AQQ) Yes but the town council voted 3-2 to reject his resignation

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 02:32 PM (i6RpT)

253

You vote for Barry once, you'll vote for him again, you just can't get enough of his tight slacks, Johnny.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at April 23, 2012 02:33 PM (ApGOC)

254 How long do you think before Orin Hatch decides to retire?

Six months after they vote him out.

Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 02:34 PM (MMC8r)

255 New post up

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 02:34 PM (YdQQY)

256 Also, if I am not mistaken a lot of the big stadiums are outsider the city limits aren't they?

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:29 PM (YdQQY)

--Knicks, Yankees, Mets, and Rangers all play in NYC.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 02:34 PM (ykSKg)

257 That breathy delivering ABC radio bi*ch Ann Compton is enough to make me want to hurt something.

Posted by: Ronster at April 23, 2012 02:35 PM (8oQw/)

258

O/T Good gawd....John Boehner is so lame. He was on a clip Bret Baier just played saying there's a 1/3 chance that the R's lose the House in November.

Heh, it wouldn't surprise me if he got primaried. People are growing weary of this out-of-control government not doing a damned thing that the majority of us want and expect it to do. Crying Boehner is the poster boy.

No balls, crying and caving in to Com/Prog Dims is no way to go through life.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 02:36 PM (d0Tfm)

259 Yes but the town council voted 3-2 to reject his resignation

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 06:32 PM (i6RpT)

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If that's really true, then the town council have balls every congressman should be envious of.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 02:36 PM (BCeCZ)

260 Yes but the town council voted 3-2 to reject his resignation

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 06:32 PM (i6RpT)

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Cool. I don't think he should've quit. ....He will probably get vindicated, eventually, when all the evidence comes out in the trial....and people will see why they didn't file charges in the first place.

People have shot someone in self defense before.....without having blood all over their heads.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 02:37 PM (O4AQQ)

261 Philly charges a 3.5% wage tax on non-residents earning money in the city. I wonder if you go there with the team but sit on the bench if you are subject to the tax?

If I was a pitcher and not in the rotation for that day I sure as hell would stay out of the city. Fk them.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 02:44 PM (YdQQY)

262 VIVE JAY SHERMAN! VIVE QUEBEC!

Posted by: a bunch of Quebecois at April 23, 2012 02:54 PM (6vZWq)

263 I paid more in federal taxes this year than I made in salary my first year of teaching 26 years ago.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at April 23, 2012 02:58 PM (IJPJ/)

264 Well, there was one year where I wife was laid off with a separation package and I was still making overtime and they had me working 60 to 100 hour weeks for the last half of the year and had to "sell back" 3 weeks of vacation.

I paid more federal income tax than the guy living across the street from me grossed that year.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 03:09 PM (YdQQY)

265 2 Thessalonians 3:10:

Â“For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.Â”

Posted by: John Blutarsky at April 23, 2012 03:12 PM (e8kgV)

266 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 03:16 PM (7W3wI)

267 Woah, Kevin Smith sounds a lot like Dave Attell. I didn't read the description and just assumed it *was* Dave Attell, and I was thinking, "why isn't Dave Attell saying anything funny?". But it was some other jerk.

Posted by: 3.14159 at April 23, 2012 03:29 PM (MLHLW)

268 233 It's probably already been mentioned, but I'm pretty sure Adam Baldwin and Alec Bsldwin aren't related. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2012 06:25 PM (i0App) I could have sworn that Big Hollywood had a conversation with him around the time of the airplane incident, and he said that they don't talk much right now, but that he prays for him a lot. Seemed to be saying that a big part of their rift was about Adam being "born again", and Alec didn't like that too much. but, yeah. they are pretty definitely brothers.

Posted by: In the Belly of the Beast-Kathy in MD at April 23, 2012 03:44 PM (A5iH4)

269 hayseeds. youre not gonna do jack in November, the president will be re-elected to finish the job and youre all gonna sit down obediently like good little girls and finish your soggy cereal. damm spoiled brats.

Posted by: jon lovitz at April 23, 2012 03:54 PM (ZJWhh)

270 OK Lovitz gets a meek golf-clap for at least saying something. I'd still like to hear one O-voter from Hollywood (or anywhere) say: "I voted for him, and I regret it. I was lazy and just wanted to fit in. I compromised my own principles that for my whole life I was to lazy to figure out that I had in the first place. I didn't take the five fucking minutes on google to see that this guy is an America-hating race-baiting commie." Then, I'll give the guy credit for seeing the light. Until then I'll just assume he will forget his whole rant and vote D again.

Posted by: Datou at April 23, 2012 04:17 PM (jUalk)

271
I could have sworn that Big Hollywood had a conversation with him around the time of the airplane incident, and he said that they don't talk much right now, but that he prays for him a lot.

Seemed to be saying that a big part of their rift was about Adam being "born again", and Alec didn't like that too much.

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You're thinking of Stephen Baldwin.

The brothers are Alec, Billy, Daniel, and Stephen.

Adam is unrelated.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 23, 2012 04:29 PM (piMMO)

272 >> they wouldn't ban, they will just keep raising taxes on them, make it hard to be a smoker but they they aren't going to ruin a good thing. That'd make sense IF leftists realized that taxes tend to have a "sweet spot" that optimizes revenue. But they don't. Instead, it's "Hey, if we double the tax we'll make twice as much!" Shortly followed by "Wha hoppen?" or, more frequently, "It's Dubya's fault."

Posted by: The Chap, etc. at April 23, 2012 05:00 PM (fscec)

273 The Critic was a great show.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at April 23, 2012 05:16 PM (RN90h)

274 Jay Sherman: The Obama Administration - it stinks!

Posted by: SpideyTerry at April 23, 2012 05:50 PM (GPIio)

275 OMG, this was hilarious!!! Anything that can make me laugh 1/2 hour after spending $400 on my fuckin' cat (who, goes without saying, is very precious to me, but still), that is some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Peaches at April 23, 2012 05:54 PM (lJ2es)

276 Posted by: Peaches at April 23, 2012 09:54 PM (lJ2es)

Although I think that Kevin Smith beats Obama in the Asshole category.

Oh...how did you like the game on Saturday?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 23, 2012 05:58 PM (nEUpB)

277 Oh...how did you like the game on Saturday?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 23, 2012 09:58 PM (nEUpB)

If you're talking about the Bruins, I liked the Sunday game better . . . If you mean the Yanks-Sox, well, the best thing about it was the interruption to show the last few innings of that spectacular perfect game in Seattle (home of the punk'd, sportswise). So far, in the long dark night of "no football," though, my absolute fave has been Bubba Watson and his sheer, fucking awesomeness.

Posted by: Peaches at April 23, 2012 06:01 PM (lJ2es)

278

Speaking of Jon Lovitz, he was great in "A League of Their Own."

Good flick although I'm not sure if I can watch it again what with Rosie being Rosie.

Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 06:02 PM (2bJPV)

279 Posted by: Peaches at April 23, 2012 10:01 PM (lJ2es)

I am a Yankees fan. I have always bee a Yankees fan. I will always be a Yankees fan.

There is no other sport other than baseball, and the highest expression of that sport is beating the Red Sox.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 23, 2012 06:05 PM (nEUpB)

280

I am a Pittsburgh Pirates fan. I will always be a Pirates fan.

There will always be golf to keep my mind off the fact that I'll always be a Pirates fan.

Posted by: A Pittsburgh Fan at April 23, 2012 06:27 PM (Q5YEY)

281 And goddamitt fix the edit feature hear!!

Posted by: A Pittsburgh Fan at April 23, 2012 06:28 PM (Q5YEY)

282 It's half!

"Yeah, well, I, I got, I feel ya, I..."

HALF?!

I nearly had a baby there. And he ran rings around this goober.

Posted by: Max Schwanzfeldt at April 23, 2012 06:29 PM (LYfBi)

283 "There the same tax deductions everyone else gets" Why don'f conservatives say this every time a Dem yaps about the rich and their tax deductions.

Posted by: davod at April 23, 2012 07:13 PM (C5U9L)

284 213 This won't turn out well. Nice! you don't have to pluck this one.

Posted by: Rob in Katy at April 23, 2012 08:06 PM (PiTBB)

285 I loved this bit. I've always liked Lovitz, and this back and forth with Smith proves that he is not just some kind of TV klown who reads lines on cue. He knows what he is talking about. He and Phil Hartman will always be my favorite SNL guys.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 23, 2012 09:19 PM (cujSl)

286 Wow, welcome to reality Lovitz. Gee Lovitz you didn't know Obama was a Socialist who was going to re-distribute you wealth? He told you so during the campaign I guess now you're hoping to have some change left in your pocket.

Posted by: Tim at April 24, 2012 08:57 AM (UJPl/)

287

Good job ! That was the BEST thing i have heard in a long time.Thank you for giving a good laugh.

Posted by: michael at April 24, 2012 05:59 PM (L+5p5)

288 There are so much to learn from your post here, Uma, well done.

Posted by: The Wind Through the Keyhole ePub at April 25, 2012 12:51 AM (t8IT7)

289 You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.

Posted by: The Mongoliad epub at April 25, 2012 01:17 AM (oVOk7)

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