Dam!  If only someone knew about this whole scandal earlier....

Fast and Furious?

Never heard of it.

Posted by: charlie gibson at June 22, 2012 01:08 PM (QupBk)

Never gets old.

Charlie Gibson? Charlie Gibson?

And that's when I woke up......

I can't watch the video at the moment, but does he at any point mention that:

A)      There were no tracking devices on the guns; and

B) Agents who actually attempted to interdict the guns before they crossed the border were ordered to stand down; and

C) The Mexican government knew fuck-all about the program

Because if not, then he's still not telling the whole story.

Ayup.....about time John Stewart weighed in on the ridiculous spin that's been pouring out of the WH over this.

It's good though.

Funny.

Hey....does this mean that the gag order is lifted on comedians making fun of Barky?

Perhaps the saddest element in all of this that after hundreds have been murdered with the very automatic weapons the United States government actively provided in circuity to drug cartels, the story finds its bona fides only when it is broadcast on a show aired on a network called, Comedy Central.

I truly weep for our country.

A 400-pound woman decided to strip down to her birthday suit while

she sat on a bus bench in Fort Lauderdale on Wednesday afternoon.

WTF is the problem with Florida?   First its cannibal drug addicts, now its landbeast exhibitionists.    What next?    Dogs and cats living together?

A 400-pound woman decided to strip down to her birthday suit while

she sat on a bus bench in Fort Lauderdale on Wednesday afternoon.

Patricia McCollum was arrested and charged with exposure of sexual organs in public and was initially held on a $100 bond

So the going bond rate is $0.25 per pound?

Posted by: alexthechick - sending SMOD to Chick Fil A for no reason at all nothing to see here at June 22, 2012 01:15 PM (VtjlW)

Uh   oh...

AllenG, watch your six.

I doubt this will do much for us in terms of using F&F to our advantage, but there is something bigger here, in my view.  The fact that this Stewart person is turning on the administration is not without significance.  My theory - the libtards are starting to see that Obie is toast.  Thus, it's no skin off their back to turn on him.  If he's going down anyway, they can sacrifice him, enjoy ripping him apart, and then later claim to have been impartial, attacking all equally. 

I think this is more evidence that Obie is toast.

@AllenG,

But Chick-Fil-A is awesome, and now I could go for some Chick-fil-a....

#sadness

So I sit here, desiring my lunch which will most assuredly NOT come from Chick-fil-A.

Awww, that's too bad. I believe now is the time for me to whine yet again about how there is a Chick Fil A directly across the street from my church. Seriously, directly across the street. Sitting there. Taunting me.

29 Is there a chance those US Consulate murders are related?

.....

Seems sort of related and I think the timing corresponds.

Tasker, there is no telling where all those guns have ended up.

We will probably never know.

But I have a feeling...that if  Romney gets elected...Calderon will start making a big hairy deal about how many "innocent lives" have been taken with these "evil American guns".....

He will use it as a way to stick it to Romney, to get aid or some such shit.

If she was 400 lbs., how exposed could her sexual organs have been?

Posted by: Cicero at June 22, 2012 01:20 PM (QKKT0)

No     they don't.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2012 01:15 PM (sbV1u)

You actually made me pass coffee through my nose. Bastard. 

He will use it as a way to stick it to Romney, to get aid or some such shit.

I think that Mexico does deserve reparations for this. Here. Lemme help put this bow on California for them.

When they say 'it is a republican witch hunt'\

are they aknowledging that Dems don't care about the killing or deaths of our  neighbors?

that dems do not care if civilians  die by GUNS unless a republican holds the grip?

that dems believe killing other countries citizens is an appropriate action if it benifits a Dem desire/push to restrict access  of americans to own guns, because american gun owners shouldn't own a gun?

Posted by: Cicero at June 22, 2012 01:24 PM (QKKT0)

Oh... GAWD.

*wretching!*

Damn you, Cicero.   Damn you to Detroit.

"You cuff her."

"I'm not gonna cuff her.  YOU cuff her!"

"I'm not gonna cuff her either.  I know, let's get Mikey!"

"Yeah, Mikey!  He'll cuff anything!"

"He likes it, Hey Mikey!"

Q:  What the hell is wrong with Mikey?

Dear President Reagan,

I know you are watching from above.

I just saw it on Drudge myself.

Please know, there is a remnant down here that remain resolute in liberty's cause as provided by our divine benefactor.

The last time I saw you, it was in an Airforce hangar and you flew in for a brief speech and we arrived by long car with flags and as Airforce One flew, we stopped and saluted you sir.

Signed,

A nation in distress

56 If she was 400 lbs., how exposed could her sexual organs have been?
Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Cicero at June 22, 2012 01:20 PM (QKKT0)

Actually I'm told that if a woman is large enough the rolls can serve a sort of double-duty, IYKWIM, so perhaps they took that into account.

Whatever it was, they needed to charge her with something.  Semantics be damned.  Get that off the streets!

61....I think that Mexico does deserve reparations for this. Here. Lemme help put this bow on California for them.

Reparations?

Fuck no.

If they would've cracked down on their own fuckin crime problem, those drug cartels wouldn't have the money to be buying guns...from anyone.

The drug cartels provide a revenue stream for their corrupt government.

So....no 'reparations'.

You forgot D) Gun shops that refused to sell guns received nasty letters from ATF *demanding* that they do so.

You're right!  

I have read somewhere (gah pulls hair trying to remember)  that these were not the only guns purchased/sent  in this manner, and countries effected? 

anyone knw where that info might have been? 

and charged with exposure of sexual organs

I think that they probably charged her at the THOUGHT of her sexual organs.

I can't stand Jon Stewart but will give him props for at least bringing this up.  I'm a little unnerved though at his attempts at humor and his usual facial "mugs" when so many have died.  Not funny to me - but if it gets to a few lib assholes - then ok.

Posted by: Michael Moore at June 22, 2012 01:27 PM (5tpzF)

Mmm, Cheetos!

Posted by: Anachronda at June 22, 2012 01:27 PM (1c58W)

that's one of the most imporatnt issues in this, it is how they blame typical america, and then clamp down on ownership and sells

Posted by: Harry at June 22, 2012 01:30 PM (+BEaq)

Except gay pride.

How does a 400 lb. woman even squeeze through the door of a bus?

....Or get down the isle, or fit on one of the seats?

Posted by: imp at June 22, 2012 01:29 PM (UaxA0)

Thanks, imp.  Catch your breath and come back.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 22, 2012 01:28 PM (DGIjM)

LOL!  Awesome.  Nothing makes a hippie libtard happier than suffering for the cause, so this is right up their alley.  Let them make their own misery worse.  I love it.  Best part - most people would just TELL them they did so, without doing it.

Posted by: mrp at June 22, 2012 01:31 PM (HjPtV)

Isn't anything Sorkin   writes already a Downfall parody?   All it's missing is a sweaty Hitler, but it more than makes up for that with suffocating pretentiousness.

Reagan was a patriot and good natured.

Today, the morally corrupt are on the dais operating with a rabid self-justification toward an ideological religion of green asthetics and complete control.  No, actually they seek abosolute control.

Mexico will just re-gift this, put on the new bow and give it to the Chinese.

Ohhh that's sneaky, giving the Chinese something they already own. I like it.

Drat you all to heck, I am now thisclose to sneaking out to Chick Fil A for a banana pudding shake.  I blame everyone but me. 

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2012 01:35 PM (YdQQY)

I suspect she just took the shortest route and swallowed the store.

Obama Asks People Getting Married To Forgo Gifts, Ask Their Guests To Donate To His Campaign InsteadÂ…" Yeah.. its a cult.
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 22, 2012 01:28 PM (DGIjM)


why stop there, why not ask for christmas kid money and bar/batmizvah money and husbands birthday money, and  wive really doesn't need to buy that dress money?

and so on

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 22, 2012 01:35 PM (VtjlW)

This is no time to start imitating the SCOAMT, alex.  Be strong.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 22, 2012 01:36 PM (ZKzrr)

Okay, I missed that one.   And thank God I did, because I like being able to eat my lunch without worrying that it'll come back up again.

This is no time to start imitating the SCOAMT, alex. Be strong.

But I am only made of awesome, not stone! The power of the cow compels.

Except it's really really fucking hot out and I'm a delicate flower who cannot bear to go back outside. Crappity.

121....Whats next.. sell a kidney for Obama?

"You really don't need that left arm...you can still write checks with the other one."

The little pieces of shit from the NY school bus that verbally assaulted Ms. Klein are apologizing.

Good.   It's not enough.   They should be kicked out of school and publically humiliated.

The little pieces of shit from the NY school bus that verbally assaulted Ms. Klein are apologizing.

And right after they apologize they need ten licks with a pine board.  Shitheels.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 22, 2012 01:37 PM (Dnbau)

thanks for that new visual. like the original story  wasn't bad enuff.

Its now up to 520k.

Living well is the best revenge.

Jumbo - Wow this is the best news I've heard in a long time.

Instead of aborting.. why not sell that unwanted child and give the money to Obama!!!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 22, 2012 01:41 PM (DGIjM)

In fact, why don't you just give your unwanted baby to Obama and let him sell it for you!  Don't worry, we'll only accept the highest bid for your squirming, crying bundle of cells.   And as an added bonus, we'll make sure he or she has the option of buying his or her freedom after their 26th birthday!  

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work team dagny at June 22, 2012 01:43 PM (d9PlV)

Or made to  handwash the incoming Florida prisoners who can't lumber into the showers.

Posted by: EC at June 22, 2012 01:41 PM (GQ8sn)

From my brief experience with bus monitors as a child, they're supposed to be there to make sure the kids stay in their seats and don't beat each other up or stick each other out the window.  It saves the bus driver from having to split his or her attention between driving and observing the bus.   The problem is that bus monitors and drivers have no power to actually discipline the kids.   So it's more or less useless.

I think that Mexico does deserve reparations for this. Here. Lemme help put this bow on California for them.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 22, 2012 01:22 PM (VtjlW)

65. Mexico will just re-gift this, put on the new bow and give it to the Chinese.

The thought of California and it's inhabitants in the hands of the Communist Chinese government sends me into an uncontrollable fit of the giggles. Not completely sure why, except that it makes me think of the old question - If a dog ever caught the car he was chasing, what would he do with it?

BTW, I had no idea there was such a thing as bus matrons or bus monitors. How bad has shit gotten that we need bus monitors?

Posted by: EC at June 22, 2012 01:41 PM (GQ8sn)

It's gotten bad, EC.

I guess you haven't seen all those videos of girl fights, bullying, etc.?

When I was having to ride the bus....the bus drivers could stop the bus, and kick off the trouble-makers...and make them walk!

I don't think they can do that anymore.

I haven't watched the video yet. I can only imagine. It must be beyond pathetic and upsetting.

I am going to donate to the bus monitor.

With people flicking off Reagan's portrait inside the White House and a president who thinks its cool to tell school kids he listens to Little Wayne the hip hop rap star, the kids these days have been given license to the profane.

How does a 400 lb. woman even squeeze through the door of a bus?
....Or get down the isle, orfit on one of the seats?

Butter. Lots and lots of butter...

In other news, it apparently takes teh womenz 3 hours to "Get their Hair Done."

Dude. It only takes about an hour for me to get full cut color and eyebrows done.

To go mildly back on topic, I'm really at a loss for what else to say about F&F.  The US government forced US business owners to illegally sell guns to Mexican narcoterrorists who used those guns to kill US Agents and, oh, yeah, a few hundred Mexicans.  This happened.  It actually happened.  I.  It.  What the actual fuck?

Posted by: maddogg at June 22, 2012 01:49 PM (OlN4e)

I believe at the HQ, all threads are    dick threads.   Especially when discussing a dick like Jon Stewart.

I do find it funny that this is such a breaththrough for the Left.  The Daily Show and Colbert actually have shitty ratings; nobody watches them.   I suspect their most potent influence is when their videos go viral, as this one hopefully will.

Eyebrows?

Dyed and waxed.  It occurs to me that my claims that I am low maintenance should be protected by Executive Privilege.

 Did they have to put he in the squad car? I hope she got dressed first.
Posted by: Thunderb at June 22, 2012 01:37 PM (Dnbau)

Maybe they strapped her to the hood.

There he goes again. This morning I saw an interview with a mexican in Colorado expounding on how much better it is for the cause to send out people who "look like" them, and may have the "same last name". And now Zero is using that same vernacular. So the left has officially changed the word "race" to "people who look like me", and "people with the same last name".

They hate the english language.

169...Posted by: Scandia at June 22, 2012 01:47 PM (QWOh7)

That video is still in the sidebar...if you want to see it.

Look for "Bastard Kids From Hell..."

Posted by: EC at June 22, 2012 01:53 PM (GQ8sn)

You can bring in the merkin as a color sample.

Bain...BOOM

Gay marriage....BOOM

Wisconsin....BOOM

Amnesty....BOOM

Fast and Furious....BOOM

I believe I detect a trend.

Dyed and waxed.

Cochineal dye, no doubt.

Posted by: wheatie at June 22, 2012 01:47 PM (M2JTb)

Here the bus driver files a complaint with the school, the school sends a letter to the parent on the first offense.  On the second offense the student is suspended from the bus for the rest of the year.

Do did this 400 pound nekkid fat broad have dreadlocked pubic hair?

Posted by: maddogg at June 22, 2012 01:52 PM (OlN4e)

Ah, the visuals that are swimming through my brain.

Anybody got an ice pick I can jam through my eyeballs and into my brain?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 22, 2012 01:56 PM (8y9MW)

--

You ate Alex?

And, AtC, it was very tasty.

I'm very glad that you enjoyed your last meal.

Posted by: ErikW at June 22, 2012 01:58 PM (IcwhU) <<<<<

You should thank me. I left out the part about her armpit hair dripping with rancid sweat....

The money would be a gift and treated as income according to the IRS and state governtment. It is not tax free.

That doesn't sound quite right.  You sure about that?  IIRC, Federal gift taxes are imposed on the donor(s), only after having used up their $1 million dollar lifetime gift tax exemption.

Why are you rearing your right leg back like you're going to kick me?

You're standing in front of Allen.

So does that mean your...uh....somethingsomething...matches the curtains?


Posted by: EC at June 22, 2012 01:53 PM (GQ8sn)

Oh my stars and garters, the thought of dye down there is just.  I'm thinking all the no. 

I would like to point out for the record that I was not the one who hurtled this thread into the merkin/waxing discussion.  Again, I blame everyone but me.

They don't need to apologize, their parents need to apologize for inflicting their children on the world, and then the kids need therapy.

Yeah, I needed therapy at that age once.

My father cured me miraculously.

The donor has a one time exemption, the donee does not have any such exemption. Thats why the winners of game shows and Oprah's "free" car giveaways had to pay taxes.

Not the same thing.  Those examples are more in the realm of earnings (from appearances on the shows) than gifts.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 22, 2012 02:06 PM (Q5hSa)

Indeed. 

I'd be all for branding the parents on the face.  Sear in "failed parent" in 20 pt font.  Or, failing that, on the front teeth - "F" on one and "P" on the other.  Mark them for what they are.  Kids, too. 

She was supposed to be the adult who kept those little shits in line.

Yeah, I'm still wondering why the school board didn't issue her a taser and some pepper spray. Or at least a cattle prod.

Those little shits know  they won't be disciplined,  hence the disrespect. In full disclosure, I got paddled pretty regularly in school, even in military school. I can only imagine what I'd have been like without the Board of Education.

Posted by: EC at June 22, 2012 02:07 PM (GQ8sn)

School authority figures are like English cops these days.  Their response to bad behavior is to say "STOP! Or I'll say STOP again!"

Alas, most school types are libtards now, so that's just how they want it. And worse, that's how many of the parents want it.  I never trust any so-called parent who is unwilling, on philosophical grounds, to beat their kid.

You should thank me. I left out the part about her armpit hair dripping with rancid sweat....

Posted by: maddogg at June 22, 2012 02:00 PM (OlN4e)

I'll take a screwdriver, anything.

Wait, so you're not a natural ginger?!

I never said that, I'm just saying that the thought of dye in proximity to girl bits is bad. It harkens back to the alcohol + vagina = all the badness discussion awhile back.

Was that the discussion about teenage girls soaking tampons in Stoli and sticking them up their bits to get blitzed faster?

Yup.

This was one of the other 10%, and there is nothing that she could do to these little shits that wouldn't have gotten her in trouble.

Exactly. If she had actually attempted to discipline them, the story would be some crying woman talking about how that mean senile little old lady harmed Precious Snowflake and the school would be out millions.

Hell I have no clue--so maybe that was their goal.

There are three and only three options:

1.  F&F was an attempt to generate support for additional gun control legislation.

2.  Holder has absolutely no idea what is going on in his agency.

3.  The stupidity-geenrating variant of the ebola virus is out there and active.

I kinda suspect the sequestered documents would demonstrate ALL THREE.

Everyone knows that you put the alcohol in your anus if you want to get drunk quickly.

Except the poor woman who actually tried it and blogged about it, apparently.

Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up?

Pin the tail on the donkey is always fun.

alcohol in your anus

The new bestseller from Thomas Friedman.

Barky is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

And a Tyrant....as well.

Who is doing it to us on purpose.

It's something else--entirely.

See option #3 above.

"alcohol in your anus"

That would be a great name for a punk rock band.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 22, 2012 02:20 PM (DGIjM)

Yeah, Chevy Chase told the same thing to a kid in Caddyshack.

And so.....this fall, when the JEF loses....like we all hope he will...

Those folks who give up their wedding presents will think back....and say:

"Shit. I gave up my food processor for this! Those evil rethuglicans stole my wedding present!"

Posted by: Alex at June 22, 2012 02:13 PM (VwdxG)

THIS will actually KILL YOU quickly.  A very strong 'NOT RECOMMENDED.'  Point being:  Stop being so lazy and just drink the shit like the rest of us professional alcoholics. 

How great would it be if Joan Collins was a bus monitor. Pretty great, that's how.

I'd go Raquel Welch or Diana Rigg.

Was his name Danny by any chance?
Posted by: EC at June 22, 2012 02:13 PM (GQ8sn)

No..was that punishment used on someone else too?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 22, 2012 02:20 PM (DGIjM)

I got the reference there EC.  Nice one.

Posted by: alexthechick -

Ok everyone calm down.  Remember a while back the horrendous story about that woman in W. VA with "questionable hygiene" who held 2 guys at knife point and threatened to cut them if one of them didn't go down on her?

That was a bad day and a bad thread.  I was eating a tuna sandwich at my desk while I started to read it and almost hurled.

Ah, another day at AOSHQ.

Why did they call it....."Fast and Furious"?

Has this been asked, and answered...yet?

I mean, calling it that is kind of...I dunno...odd.

Seems sort of like an admission that they had some need to get those guns into the hands of the drug cartels...fast!....and furiously.

Yeah, Chevy Chase  Judge Smails told the same thing to a kid in Caddyshack.

FIFY

Posted by: Cheri at June 22, 2012 02:23 PM (G+Wff)

Oh God, I finally got that horrific vision out of my head, now I won't be able to eat tuna fish or grilled cheese for a while.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 22, 2012 02:22 PM (8y9MW)

--

Maybe the Mexican government was smuggling guns to the Zetas.  A mini cold war, if you will.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 22, 2012 02:25 PM (G/zuv)

The part of the school bus was played by Brian Dennehy.

How great would it be if Joan Collins was a bus monitor. Pretty great, that's how.
I'd go Raquel Welch or Diana Rigg.

Judge Judy.

All we need now, is to get Jon Stewart to ask why. 

Why, Jon? 

NONE of fast and furious makes any sense in the real world.

I know the conservative speculations about gun control motives but liberals aren't going to buy that without proof.  They have to get an answer for themselves. 

Why just give guns to criminals? How could that ever be a good plan? 

Why didn't anyone care that Mexicans would die?  They had to assume the guns would be used to kill Mexicans.  That's what guns in the hands of criminals do... kill people.  Surely they didn't think anyone was shooting deer with them. 

Would Obama or Holder have approved those guns going into South Chicago, Harlem, or Watts?  Why is Mexico that different?

Why isn't the life of a teen-aged Mexican National worth as much as a teen-aged African American?

And then, why cover for murder?  Who is being protected and why is our government covering for murderers?

Much of the world is just now reading about this for the very first time... I saw the Telegraph had an article... And the Brits are pretty stunned.  It is so illogical.

Just knowing isn't enough... they have to start asking questions.  Because it is the questions that make this the worst corruption in American History. 

Posted by: Count de Monet

*ahem*

49 The murder weapon used against Brian Terry--I just googled it--sorry just getting really interested in this now...

It was found at the scene.

That's not a bloody "accident".

That was a message from the drug cartel on the "outs"....

There was speculation that the  ATF/DOJ/BHO WANTED those guns found so that they could turn around and say that US guns were being  sold to Mexico, then being used against US citizens.

If I recall correctly, there was a 3rd gun also found  - which has never surfaced again - that was ALSO a F&F gun.  They hid that one really quickly....

And don't forget that right after BHO and HRC (among others) started banging the drum about "90% of all guns used in drug crimes across the Mexican border are purchased in the US", Calderon came over here and made the same statement AND villified the US in a joint session of Congress (and got a standing ovation by all of the Dems).

Then everyone in the administration had egg on their face when they couldn't PROVE their 90% claim, so  (we think) they decided to do something to make it happen.

Posted by: EC at June 22, 2012 02:30 PM (GQ8sn)

Heh. She's gone now, but she grew up tough. Her sister--90 now--was even worse. That side of the fam--all crazy.

Sorry Quilly & Honey Badger!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 22, 2012 02:33 PM (bxiXv)

I used to think that the smuggling of guns to places like Watts was an urban legend.  Then one of my trusted friends who used to walk on the dark side told me in detail how it went.

Dude. It only takes about an hour for me to get full cut color and eyebrows done.

Lucky you. 30 minutes for a hair cut, 30 minutes for painting color on the hair, 30 minutes of washing my hair (seems like) and at least 30 minutes for a blow out. 2 hours min, generally.  Yes, it's ridiculous.

@353

Exactly, baldilocks.

Well said.

I've thought this from the beginning of this whole stinky mess.....starting when Hillary and Barky first commented about the "threat of the flow of US guns into Mexico".

Made me wonder what they were up to.

'Engineering a crisis' that they could prey upon, looks like what they were up to.

My prediction?  just a guess... but I'll bet this somehow ends up being from Valerie Jarrets desk.... with Elena Kagans help as well....

The methodology is similar.  Use 'Presecutorial Discretion' to determine whether to enforce the laws or not.... to some current things, INCLUDING whether the admin will defend such laws as Defense of Marriage...

Holder, Jarret, and the Kagan, are the three horsemen of the Lawcopalypse... where the rule of Law is subject to Administration Whim....