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April 26, 2012

Jon Stewart Notices That Obama's "Slow Jam" Sketch Wasn't Very Presidential
— Ace

And actually makes the same point the RNC ad did, contrasting some of the highlights of Romney's victory speech with Obama's buffoonish shenanigans.

Oh, it's not very funny, as it usually isn't. But it is worth noting.

And a few days ago Leno remarked that Republicans had a better sense of humor about themselves.

Oh: Dick Morris Predicts Liberal Media Will Turn On Obama. Sounds insane to me, but who knows.

Actually, scratch that "Who knows." It's insane. But I've had it open in my tabs for days and it's time to just clear it from the tab bar.

If you don't want to watch the clip: His theory is that the press corrects past errors and even over-corrects them. They realize (his theory goes) they were too in the bag for Obama last time, and so, despite their liberal leanings, they will correct that to some extent now.

Yeah, I still doubt it.

I Still Think This Is Hilarious. Towards the end, when Jiminy starts eating donuts.

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1 Their "criticism" looks even more shitty when you realize they will still vote for the fuck

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 26, 2012 09:53 AM (AnaUL)

2 Someone pat Jon on the head and give him a cookie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2012 09:53 AM (UOM48)

3 The ballwash for Preznit Rupert Pupkin is starting to reach its expiration date.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 26, 2012 09:54 AM (g8py2)

4 obama can't govern so why not be a buffoon?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 09:55 AM (i6RpT)

5 Obama knows "slow jammin".

Posted by: Good Times at April 26, 2012 09:56 AM (hvibU)

6 SCOAMF! AHHH-AHHH! Savior of buffoonery!

/queen

Posted by: The Peasants at April 26, 2012 09:57 AM (fRlaj)

7 Et tu, Stewe?

(and after I said such nice things about you)

Posted by: Barack Hussein Seizer at April 26, 2012 09:57 AM (Onchy)

8 REPORT: Michelle's Spanish Vacation Cost Taxpayers $467,585... I don't buy that. I mean the Air Force Jets she used must have cost more than that?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 09:57 AM (i6RpT)

9 Stewart is just bent he didn't get to shove his nose up Obammy's ass and Fallon did.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 26, 2012 09:59 AM (Qxdfp)

10 brb, goin to Omega Pi house to chug a few beers

Posted by: lolobama at April 26, 2012 09:59 AM (jUytm)

Jay Leno has finally figured out that the neo-puritan politically correct Left isn't good at laughing at themselves? The President Fragile Blossom is the most thin-skinned person to ever occupy the Oval Office?

Good Lord - is it true? Are these the End Times?

Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 26, 2012 10:00 AM (hLRSq)

12 saw this via Baldilocks. How long did it take him to admit he was history's dumbest Buckley?

But having a first-class temperament and a first-class intellect, President Obama will (I pray, secularly) surely understand that traditional left-politics arenÂ’t going to get us out of this pit weÂ’ve dug for ourselves. If he raises taxes and throws up tariff walls and opens the coffers of the DNC to bribe-money from the special interest groups against whom he has (somewhat disingenuously) railed during the campaign trail, then he will almost certainly reap a whirlwind that will make Katrina look like a balmy summer zephyr.

Posted by: mallfly at April 26, 2012 10:00 AM (bJm7W)

13 Little Jon wasn't too fond of Mitt's America Love.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2012 10:00 AM (UOM48)

14 Not "having to do this sh*t anymore" doesn't seem like much of an admission that it wasn't very presidential. However, I didn't watch the clip, but just read the Mediate snippet. I still can't believe we have a sitting president that did something so very unbecoming to the office of the presidency. It was excruciatingly embarrassing. What a stupid boob. He looked like such a fool.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2012 10:00 AM (OpijJ)

15
Slow jam tastes great on poodle pancakes.

Posted by: Flannel wearing fool at April 26, 2012 10:01 AM (gppu7)

16 How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they're greedy and evil and want you kept in the dark, and they hate the environment too, and they only care about themselves, and I hate them.

Posted by: Democrat Comedian at April 26, 2012 10:01 AM (HfydS)

17 Clown Nose Off

Posted by: Jonathan Stuart Liebowitz at April 26, 2012 10:01 AM (jucos)

18 We want competence. They want American Idol.

Posted by: eleven at April 26, 2012 10:01 AM (KXm42)

It was creepy....the whole Slow Jam skit.

It reminded me of those old creepy commercials that William Shatner did for Priceline....where he was slow-jamming with a band, in front of a fake studio audience.

Creepy and sleazy. .....Sleazy Preezy of the United Steezy.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 10:03 AM (O4AQQ)

20 Dick Morris also said nobody would know about the hookers...

Just sayin.

Posted by: Exile at April 26, 2012 10:03 AM (O0lVq)

21 sorry if someone else already said something, but I was thinking it was not especially wise for obama to make his remark about the FL guy resembling him. I plan to point out every instance someone involved in a crime resembles obama going forward, only to highlight how stupid obama's comment was.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:03 AM (Z9EHQ)

22 brb, tellin people there is no magic bullet to lower gas prices ...and I'll be appearin on Sesame Street next Wednesday

Posted by: lolobama at April 26, 2012 10:03 AM (jUytm)

23 I predicted they'd turn on him, too, shortly after he was elected. Remember, it's NEVER the philosophy that's wrong, only the IMPLEMENTATION. That means we gotta blame Barack. Otherwise, we might have to change our minds about something.

Posted by: movigique at April 26, 2012 10:04 AM (Cepxj)

24 Why would they turn on him? What possible reason would there be for them to do that?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 26, 2012 10:04 AM (pLTLS)

25 I think respect/decorum left the Oval Office with Regan. Clinton was an embarassment too.

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 10:04 AM (O/fK8)

26 OT- well, it is comedy

ObamaÂ’s Â‘Truth TeamÂ’ Considers MSNBCÂ’s Ed Schultz a Good Source For Â“The TruthÂ”http://tinyurl.com/ch4rddg

Posted by: momma at April 26, 2012 10:04 AM (oKsWl)

Not to sound like a dick, but we're still listening to anything Dick Morris says?

He is on record as telling anyone anything they want to hear as long as it could make him money. He'll suck you toes for a c-note for christ sakes.

I'm sorry, but the guy is a non-entity to me at this point.

Posted by: Ben at April 26, 2012 10:04 AM (wuv1c)

28 I think the whole world is watching and doing a collective facepalm.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 26, 2012 10:04 AM (niW49)

29 Dick "dick" Morris is rarely right about much of anything, so your skepticism is warranted.

Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at April 26, 2012 10:04 AM (RD7QR)

30 What about Obama's ugly wife on Colbert using the disable vet as a prop? Have you seen that? It is outrageous.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 26, 2012 10:04 AM (jUytm)

31 you could use a lot of money betting against old dick morris. didn't someone around here write that the liberals had to toss obama since the cause was more important than any individual? the media will do the same - it is not that there is something wrong with the message it s the messenger.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:05 AM (Z9EHQ)

32 Jonathan Stuart Liebowitz

So he isn't Scottish? Next you're going to tell me Adrian Brody isn't Irish.

Posted by: eleven at April 26, 2012 10:05 AM (KXm42)

33 Clinton was an embarassment too. Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 02:04 PM (O/fK

--------------------------------------------------------- *wiping chin* Wait, what?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at April 26, 2012 10:05 AM (jucos)

34 Knock, knock.

*Who's there?*

Republican.

*Republican who?*

Republican driving around with a tortured puppy on his roof, being a rich one percenter, and hating the environment, and being racist, and not caring about the poor, and waging war on women.

Posted by: Democrat Comedian at April 26, 2012 10:06 AM (HfydS)

35 When Dick Morris makes predictions, call your bookie and bet the opposite.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 26, 2012 10:06 AM (jUytm)

36 So he belittles the office of the presidency by trying to play Mr. Cool, Prezzie of the Steezie, or whatever the hell it was. And we have Moochelle dripping her sweaty armpits in the East Room. Klass with a capital K.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2012 10:06 AM (OpijJ)

In Re: Dick Morris

It is never pleasant for the god when his followers decide that he has failed. If the media decide that Obama is a failure they will turn on him and rend him.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 26, 2012 10:06 AM (hLRSq)

38 Sorry. Will not watch Obama slow-jamming.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 26, 2012 10:06 AM (6kWFm)

Isn't Dick Morris kind of, sort of always completely wrong?

No way is the MFM turning on their boyfriend. They can't recant and save any face, so the only option is doubling down again and again and again.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 26, 2012 10:07 AM (zgHLA)

I don't think the leftist media will turn on Obama, but I DO think they'll start trying to extricate their heads from his ass. They want to remain relevant, and they can't do that when most of the country won't even listen to, watch, or read them anymore because their bias is laughable.

They still believe in Chocolate Jesus. But they're willing to fake apathy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 26, 2012 10:07 AM (4df7R)

41 Speaking of The Mooch, Todd Starnes tweeted this (haven't seen a video of it yet)

--Mrs. Obama tells children her fantasy "is to walk right out the front door and just keep walking." Good Lord!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 26, 2012 10:07 AM (pLTLS)

42 Cripes. I'd eat Gretchen Carlson like a Great White.

Posted by: maddogg at April 26, 2012 10:07 AM (OlN4e)

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at April 26, 2012 02:05 PM (jucos)

eewwww

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 10:07 AM (O/fK8)

44 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 10:08 AM (8y9MW)

#BarkysMissingBrain

Inquiring minds want to know what that huge crescent-shaped scar is from...on the back of his head.

Is that a Zipper? ....Most sock puppets have an opening at the other end.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 10:08 AM (O4AQQ)

46 Jon Stewart Notices That Obama's "Slow Jam" Sketch Wasn't Very Presidential

It was very Precedential.

America ... fundamentally deformed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2012 10:08 AM (X3lox)

47 Knock, knock. *Who's there?* Republican. *Republican who?* Republican driving around with a tortured puppy on his roof, being a rich one percenter, and hating the environment, and being racist, and not caring about the poor, and waging war on women. Posted by: Democrat Comedian at April 26, 2012 02:06 PM (HfydS) ------------------------------------------------- HAHAHAHAHA WOOT WOOT WOOOOF WOOOOOF WOOOOF!

Posted by: Democrat Audience at April 26, 2012 10:08 AM (jucos)

48 Mrs. Obama tells children her fantasy "is to walk right out the front door and just keep walking." Good Lord!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 26, 2012 02:07 PM (pLTLS)

Funny.....that's my fantasy too....and take your husband.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2012 10:08 AM (X6akg)

49 I just called my libtard brother up and asked if he'd like to come over for dog tomorrow night in honor of the one year anniversary of OBL death.

I told him we were going to have arugula for an appitizer and then grilled dog for the main course with an ice cream cone for dessert.

He hung up on me.

Posted by: momma at April 26, 2012 10:09 AM (oKsWl)

There could be a fracture in the Democrat Party, though, and the media will have a tough time covering that. I.e. Team Barry vs. everyone else as they try to run away from and disown him due to his toxic/reverse-Midas touch.[br

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 26, 2012 10:09 AM (zgHLA)

51 >>>And a few days ago Leno remarked that Republicans had a better sense of humor about themselves.

Than mister self righteous thin skin, esq?

I bet William II had a better sense of humor about himself.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 10:09 AM (0q2P7)

52 Dick Morris is right about as often as Bob Shrum is.

Obama's media can't turn on him. It would mean admitting they were wrong about the jug-eared fuckstick, and thus, wrong in general. Never happen.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 26, 2012 10:10 AM (8sCoq)

53 Isn't Dick Morris kind of, sort of always completely wrong?

No. He was the first one screaming about Barky's plans for health scare. Morris was one of the most important public voices during that debate, from before the beginning.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2012 10:10 AM (X3lox)

Wow, not only did I not need that bit of html at the end there, I couldn't even close the tag.

I'm just thankful I didn't accidentally break the blog. Again.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 26, 2012 10:10 AM (zgHLA)

55 49 that's pretty funneh right there.

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 10:10 AM (O/fK8)

Follow the Preezy of the United Steezy as he councils a young man into rehab to battle meth addiction on next week's very special episode of Intervention.

Posted by: Barky's Presidential Spring Break Stadium Tour X-Treme! at April 26, 2012 10:10 AM (4df7R)

57 didn't someone around here write that the liberals had to toss obama since the cause was more important than any individual? They're going to toss him, but it won't be for any cause. They're going to toss him because it's the leftards who have the most to lose from that greedy fuck and his looting minions. The lefties in the institutions and the democrats in all levels of government have been riding one hell of a gravy train since I've been alive. They skim off the backs of people who work and use what they take to live like kings and to buy the votes of people who don't work. Obama is killing the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at April 26, 2012 10:11 AM (p7SSh)

58 Oh shit: Meygen Kelly just said that the UN complained about kids working on their parent's farms ? Is that why the Labor Department is trying to fuck with this stuff? I hate these people

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 10:11 AM (i6RpT)

59 Morris is the Cramer of politics. You automatically adjust in accordance with what has been said.

Isn't Morris a lib/dem first and foremost, then a commentator?

Posted by: angela at April 26, 2012 10:11 AM (oZfic)

60 ....Most sock puppets have an opening at the other end.
Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 02:08 PM (O4AQQ)

Oh I have one there, too. IYKWIMAITYD

(call me Kal)

Posted by: SCOAMF at April 26, 2012 10:11 AM (Onchy)

61 Glad to know I'm not hte only one who'll have a buried tab that survives and festers for days and days..

Posted by: sunny black at April 26, 2012 10:11 AM (6LTAI)

62 At a bring your kids to work day event at the White House, Michelle Obama said that she isn't interested in running for president. "Absolutely not. No," the first lady said in response to a question from a kid on whether she'll "ever run for president." (Source: The Weekly Standard) *************** Oh gawd....

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 10:11 AM (r2PLg)

63 Dick brought his hookers downtown, he did charge the taxpayers for a flight to Columbia. So he was sort of right there

Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2012 10:11 AM (OIJP7)

64 BREAKING This just in......... It has been reported that, indeed, the Emperor has no clothes.

Posted by: The Alphabet News Organizations at April 26, 2012 10:12 AM (jucos)

65 I completely believe the MFM will turn on Obama if only to save themselves. Seeeeee, seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, we aren't biased at all!

Posted by: alexthechick at April 26, 2012 10:12 AM (VtjlW)

66 Rush is talking about DM now

Posted by: momma at April 26, 2012 10:12 AM (oKsWl)

67 THE PRESIDENT: Thank you! (Applause.) Hello, North Carolina! (Applause.) WhatÂ’s up, Tar Heels? (Applause.) Now, first of all, I want to thank Domonique for that unbelievable introduction. WasnÂ’t she good? (Applause.) You can tell she will be an outstanding teacher. AUDIENCE MEMBER: I love you, President Obama! THE PRESIDENT: I love you back, I do. (Applause.) Love North Carolina. I love North Carolina. (Applause.) I do. Every time I come down to this state I just love it that much more. (Applause.) I said a while back, the thing about North Carolina is even the folks who don't vote for me are nice to me. (Laughter.) I can't say that about everyplace. (Laughter.) Now, I want to issue a quick spoiler alert: Later today, I am getting together with Jimmy Fallon -- (applause) -- and the Dave Matthews Band -- (applause) -- right here on campus. WeÂ’re going to tape JimmyÂ’s show for tonight -- so I want everybody to tune in, make sure it has high ratings. (Laughter.) It's a Dave Matthews fan right here. /transcript provided by whitehouse.gov

Posted by: soothsayer at April 26, 2012 10:13 AM (jUytm)

If the MFM does bail on Barry, it'll be that he wasn't "progressive" (meaning Socialist) enough. There's Kos commenters and others of that ilk who claim that the Scoamf isn't liberal enough and lets the Republicans walk all over him.

So, yeah. Nuance and layers.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 26, 2012 10:13 AM (zgHLA)

69 Get rid of King Incompetent, deal with four years of Republicans not cutting back on the social state, and try again in 2016 to have a hardcore liberal push the nation farther to the Left...yeah, I can see the media going for that.

Posted by: Aaron at April 26, 2012 10:13 AM (Tlix5)

70 Suuuure the lib media will turn on Obama. And a monkey might fly out someone's butt.

They will follow him to hell, dancing joyfully in the flames.

Posted by: Theresa at April 26, 2012 10:14 AM (Cf5RM)

71 Quick spoiler alert! I suck. (applause) Only a fool would vote for me! (laughter)

Posted by: lolobama at April 26, 2012 10:14 AM (jUytm)

72 Jiminy Glick? Funny.

Jon Stewart? Pretty good straight man for Jiminy Glick. He should hire Martin Short to make his show funny.

Posted by: huerfano at April 26, 2012 10:14 AM (bAGA/)

73 OK, just to prove we can take it as well as we can dish it... How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, of course, because we're not incompetent greedy idiots like the Republicans, who control the media and the corporations and the military industrial complex, yet still can't manage to screw in a lightbulb without hired help, am I right?

Posted by: Democrat Comedian at April 26, 2012 10:14 AM (HfydS)

74 Ace, the media will have to jettison Obama eventually. The Socialist cause dictates that.

If (and I'm still not sure about this) Obama loses then the media can write only the following ways:

1. Racism: That may not work any more as they'll cried that once too often and the Blog can respond.

2. Angry people: See 1.

3. Socialism doesn't work: Not gonna happen. That means the whole house of cards folds.

4. Obama and his minions were the wrong gang: Tried, tested and true. The gang waiting in the wings will do better.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 26, 2012 10:15 AM (kqqGm)

I bet William II had a better sense of humor about himself.

I repeat, there are 13 year old girls who have just gotten their first period who are more emotionally stable than the SCOAMT.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 26, 2012 10:15 AM (VtjlW)

76 brb, travelin with my own laughtrack

Posted by: lolobama at April 26, 2012 10:15 AM (jUytm)

77 dick morris has a very good record on making calls correctly. it is easy to confuse his ability to make calls and his ability to cheerlead and motivate the base. I am sure he knew mccain was going to be going back to the senate well before mccain did, however, coming out and announcing it was only going to increase the probability.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:15 AM (Z9EHQ)

78 They will follow him to hell, dancing joyfully in the flames.

Posted by: Theresa at April 26, 2012 02:14 PM (Cf5RM)

Yep.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2012 10:15 AM (X3lox)

79 I'm not sure about the media turning on Obama.

On the one hand, i think the Horde is right, and they'd sooner chew off their own right arms than turn on the SCOAMT. On the other hand, they know that eventually he won't be president anymore, and they'll need at least a few shreds of credibility left.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 10:16 AM (8y9MW)

80 Now, here me out. The only reason, only reason, why the liberals "might" turn on Obama is if they see a big defeat coming in November. Then you will see two divergent paths, moderates blaming lack of leadership, while progressives claim he was not "progressive" enough or too moderate. The save face strategy often involves throwing your guy under the bus. That being said, I doubt it will happen but one can dream.

Posted by: Grier at April 26, 2012 10:16 AM (nMMma)

Dick Morris and Judge Nepolitano. Two guys who need to have their record of predictions analyzed. I suspect its not very good.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 26, 2012 10:17 AM (UpwlP)

82 Jiminy Glick? Funny.

My fav Glick line (interviewing Steven Spielberg):

"Is it true you have a whistle only Richard Dreyfuss can hear?"

Posted by: eleven at April 26, 2012 10:17 AM (KXm42)

83 The Preezy of the United Steezy helps a young couple design the backyard barbecue pit of their dreams on the next episode of The Outdoor Room with Jamie Durie!

Posted by: Barky's Presidential Spring Break Stadium Tour X-Treme! at April 26, 2012 10:18 AM (4df7R)

84 When is morris wrong? a good record for anyone in the prediction business is 60% and he is far better than average.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:19 AM (Z9EHQ)

85 quick spoiler alert! I'll be on with those two honkey Ghost Hunters, this Friday.

Posted by: lolobama at April 26, 2012 10:19 AM (jUytm)

"Oh wow. We were lied to!"

If this is the line that the Barky-media needs to use, to save face....then fine. So be it. ....But their next step had better be to start exploring Barky's shady past.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 10:20 AM (O4AQQ)

87 OK, just to prove we can take it as well as we can dish it... How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, of course, because we're not incompetent greedy idiots like the Republicans, who control the media and the corporations and the military industrial complex, yet still can't manage to screw in a lightbulb without hired help, am I right? Posted by: Democrat Comedian at April 26, 2012 02:14 PM (HfydS) -------------------------------------------------------- HEARTY BOISTEROUS APPLAUSE!!!!!!!

Posted by: Democrat Audience at April 26, 2012 10:20 AM (jucos)

88 re 62: why would Mochelle want to be President. Does she play golf?

Posted by: mallfly at April 26, 2012 10:20 AM (bJm7W)

89 Isn't there an unofficial rule in comedy that jokes should be funny? Aside from how cringe-worthy SCOAMF was, the whole bit wasn't the least bit humorous.

Posted by: Natasha at April 26, 2012 10:20 AM (Cl5yh)

90 Quick spoiler alert! Speculators are to blame for high gas prices, not me.

Posted by: lolobama at April 26, 2012 10:20 AM (jUytm)

91 When is morris wrong? a good record for anyone in the prediction business is 60% and he is far better than average.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 02:19 PM (Z9EHQ)

----

I don't know. I'd love to find a site that tallys the predictions.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 26, 2012 10:20 AM (UpwlP)

92 Bernie Goldberg said the MFM will never turn on Obama because they made him.

Must read:

A Slobbering Love Affair: The True (And Pathetic) Story of the Torrid Romance Between Barack Obama and the Mainstream Media

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 10:21 AM (YdQQY)

93 HAHAHAHAHA WOOT WOOT WOOOOF WOOOOOF WOOOOF! Posted by: Democrat Audience

Hey, anyone hungry or is it just me?

Posted by: Pres. O'diddy [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 10:21 AM (ebPtk)

94 69-- but who are they gonna run? Bloomberg? Cuomo?

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at April 26, 2012 10:21 AM (F1466)

95 they won't turn on him until it is undeniable he'll lose. then the knives come out some, but only to save their own skin and socialism.

Posted by: X at April 26, 2012 10:22 AM (KHo8t)

So...It is established that the JEF is not very funny. And He's not very smart. And He's pretty lazy. And He lies alot. And he's a racist. And He blames everybody and everything for his failure as presidentin'. Oh, and He's a dick.

What a douch. Come on November.

Posted by: jdcfalcon in Vegas at April 26, 2012 10:22 AM (7fijO)

97 quick spoiler alert -- Iran has the bomb!

Posted by: lolobama at April 26, 2012 10:22 AM (jUytm)

98 I simply do not see the mfm turning on Prezzie Fo Shizzle. No way. They are so emotionally invested. It's become psychotic. Beyond the realm of anything they did for Clinton or anyone else. They are out of their skulls in slobbering adoration of this "historic black man president." They're going to stay in his camp all the way until Nov. 6. If he loses, they will wail, gnash their teeth and blame the stupid, racist electorate. They aren't going to bail on him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2012 10:22 AM (OpijJ)

99 When is morris wrong? a good record for anyone in the prediction business is 60% and he is far better than average.Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 02:19 PM (Z9EHQ) ----I don't know. I'd love to find a site that tallys the predictions. Posted by: Jimmah at April 26, 2012 02:20 PM (UpwlP) I have not tallied his accuracy but in every race where I have followed morris's analysis he has been very accurate. he had everything right in 2008. he did carry republicans a few extra rounds but I viewed this as him trying to keep republicans motivated.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

100 Not to sound like a dick, but we're still listening to anything Dick Morris says?
--------------------

No, but it could happen. Everyone on the LSM is going to keep their jobs regardless of who's elected. In this lousy economy, Alex Wagner, a total idiot, just got her own show on CNN. Melissa Harris-Perry has one now, too.

I detect that a few of them are mad about being backstabbed by Obama (list of broken lefty promises) and want to flex their talons. It's more fun to threaten someone who actually has power than to poke the Koch brothers.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 26, 2012 10:23 AM (8POqX)

101 Who would the Preezy of the United Steezy vote off the island? Find out when the Prez drops in on Survivor to cast this week's deciding vote!

Posted by: Barky's Presidential Spring Break Stadium Tour X-Treme! at April 26, 2012 10:23 AM (4df7R)

102 Dick Morris sounds like the heavy set domestic woman on The Ghost and Mrs. Muir.

Posted by: Democrat Audience at April 26, 2012 10:23 AM (jucos)

103 I can't wait for Delicious Pet Recipe segment on Letterman next week.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 26, 2012 10:24 AM (57rw8)

104 I predict that tomorrow will be Thursday again.

Posted by: Dick Morristradamus at April 26, 2012 10:24 AM (7yVhX)

105 Hilarious Yahoo headline of the day: "Biden Rips Romney on Foreign Policy."

I don't even have to read the article.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 26, 2012 10:25 AM (i0App)

106 Dick Morris has Susan Estrich's voice.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 10:25 AM (jUytm)

107 I think Dick Morris ate Susan Estrich

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 26, 2012 10:25 AM (niW49)

108 quick spoiler alert iran has the bomb obama gave it to them to stop all this worrying about when they would get it and stop the israelis from attacking them before the election . it was on the drone that crashed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:25 AM (Z9EHQ)

109 Watch for my appearance on NBC's Biggest Loser come November.

Posted by: Preznit Training Pants at April 26, 2012 10:26 AM (jucos)

110 Bernie Goldberg said the MFM will never turn on Obama because they made him.
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Yes, but ....

What the MFM giveth, the MFM can taketh away. And the MFM, which Obama has backstabbed, knows that.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 26, 2012 10:26 AM (8POqX)

111 >> but who are they gonna run? Bloomberg? Cuomo?

Well, if my country needs me...

Posted by: Jon Edwards at April 26, 2012 10:26 AM (HfydS)

112

If the leader of the free world found himself in a zombie apocalypse with the characters from The Walking Dead, who would he want as his right hand man: Rick Grimes or Daryl Dixon? We'll learn the answer to that question and many more when the Preezy of the United Steezy stops by on the next installment of The Talking Dead!

Posted by: Barky's Presidential Spring Break Stadium Tour X-Treme! at April 26, 2012 10:26 AM (4df7R)

113 it was on the drone that crashed. I half believe you. Maybe more than half.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 10:27 AM (jUytm)

114 @108 - Eeeeeeeeew!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 10:27 AM (8y9MW)

115 The media would turn on Obama if it became fashionable to - or to save their own hides. Just like how Reuters (two months later) has just now decided to start reporting the truth about George Zimmerman.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 26, 2012 10:27 AM (7yVhX)

116 @109: The fact that I can't immediately disbelieve that disturbs me.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 26, 2012 10:27 AM (tqwMN)

117 BREAKING: Obama slow jams the economy. Film next Mon. at 3:58AM.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 10:27 AM (ebPtk)

118 Given Dick Morris' accuracy rating, the media should be reporting any time now that Romney molested farm animals while aborting babies and planning the 9/11 attack.

Posted by: Doc at April 26, 2012 10:28 AM (Uka5U)

119 At most I think you will see the media divided between those who hold back or keep quite and those who double down on their butt seks with Barakybartacamoose.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 26, 2012 10:28 AM (RfvTE)

120 Bernie Goldberg said the MFM will never turn on Obama because they made him.

Must read:

A Slobbering Love Affair: The True (And Pathetic) Story of the Torrid Romance Between Barack Obama and the Mainstream Media

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 02:21 PM (YdQQY)

The MFM may piss and moan on occasion about things Barry does but ultimately they will still be the high priests of his cult.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2012 10:28 AM (1Jaio)

121 114 it was on the drone that crashed. I half believe you. Maybe more than half. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 02:27 PM (jUytm) I kind of wondered myself for a second as I typed the words.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:28 AM (Z9EHQ)

122 Invest heavily in Hindenburg futures. That there is one indestructible zeppelin.

Posted by: Dick Morristradamus at April 26, 2012 10:29 AM (7yVhX)

123 who has a better record on prediction than morris?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:29 AM (Z9EHQ)

124 I think it's entirely possible the MFM will turn on the Bamster.

Only of course when Romney is a fait accompli and there's nothing else to be done. They'll want to salvage what credibility they think they have left. They always turn on each other in the final moments of death. Pointing fingers, finally vetting the human freak. What they'll come up with on him in the following years should be interesting. "Oh look! I had this video of him eating live puppies wearing an SS uniform in my sock drawer all these years! Who knew?"

For those who remember, they turned on Jimmy in the final hours too - not that they ever let up on Reagan.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 26, 2012 10:29 AM (Qxdfp)

125 That looser Obama doesn't know comedy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qRZvlZZ0DY

Posted by: Richard Nixon at April 26, 2012 10:30 AM (XvHmy)

126 The MSM are bunch of whores who like to be treated like lady's. Posted by: runninrebel at April 26, 2012 02:28 PM (N/1Dm) yeah well it is going to be a close one to see who pushes who out of the embassy limo obama or the mfm.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:30 AM (Z9EHQ)

127

~~It's puppy love when the Preezy of the United Steezy invites The Dog Whisperer to the White House for a one on one training session with Bo!~~

SCHEDULING CHANGE: Due to the President's busy schedule and Bo's veterinarian's advice , this episode of The Dog Whisperer has been postponed indefinitely.

Posted by: Barky's Presidential Spring Break Stadium Tour X-Treme! at April 26, 2012 10:30 AM (4df7R)

128

The press will turn on Obama when they finally realize the extent of the landslide the democrats are facing in the fall. Once they accept the fact, they will try to have him back out of the race to be replaced by an acclamation vote at the convention for Hillary.

Obama doesnÂ’t want to the black Jimmy Carter, so he will take the campaign funds for a run in the future. HeÂ’ll rationalize dropping out by saying that the country was just not ready for a black president and that until republicans are less racist, nothing can be accomplished.

Democrats will applaud the move, knowing itÂ’s the only way to have a shot at retaining the presidency and save a few downticket seats.

Posted by: jwest at April 26, 2012 10:31 AM (ZDsRL)

129 Joe Biden: "I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you,"

Jeebus.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 26, 2012 10:31 AM (Qxdfp)

130

it's time to just clear it from the tab bar

**NO Ace its time to clear the BAR TAB

***

#Clear dananjcon's bar tab

Posted by: dananjcon at April 26, 2012 10:32 AM (eavT+)

131 obama had a new text on his blackbery the other day mfm: where is my $87 papi?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:32 AM (Z9EHQ)

132 who has a better record on prediction than morris?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 02:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

Sicilian life insurance actuaries. They cannot only accurately estimate how many "legitimate business men" will die in a given year, but also their names and addresses.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 26, 2012 10:32 AM (4q5tP)

133 Forget those other clowns, Pete Best is gonna be a star. A star!

Posted by: Dick Morristradamus at April 26, 2012 10:32 AM (7yVhX)

134 > If the future is shooting down a line to infinity, Dick Morris' predictions are in its jet wash.

Sounds cool. I don't know what it means, but it sounds cool.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 26, 2012 10:33 AM (8sCoq)

135 People that hate Obama are buttholes. But I hate the phonies who claim that his economic policies are ruinous, etc. They use nazi words like "statist" or "pragmatist" to stigmatize him or try to pigeon-hole him. How can people be so stupid? He reversed the nightmare presidency of George W. Bush instantaneously! Really nothing short of a miraculous achievement. God bless him! I love MY SCRUMPSHOUS president! He is my hero! I WORSHIP HIM!

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 26, 2012 10:33 AM (/Aauo)

136 How I Met Your Mother becomes How I Met Michelle when the Preezy of the United Steezy guest stars on the popular sitcom and regales Barney and friends with the story of how he met the Future Mrs. Preezy.

Posted by: Barky's Presidential Spring Break Stadium Tour X-Treme! at April 26, 2012 10:33 AM (4df7R)

137

"I think Dick Morris ate Susan Estrich."

Probably wouldn't be the worst thing he's had in his mouth. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at April 26, 2012 10:33 AM (zF6Iw)

138 130

Obama will never, ever back down. The ego is strong in that one.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 26, 2012 10:33 AM (Qxdfp)

139 does Iran have the bomb or is this a joke and i've missed the punch line?

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 10:33 AM (TomZ9)

140 40 I don't think the leftist media will turn on Obama, but I DO think they'll start trying to extricate their heads from his ass. They want to remain relevant, and they can't do that when most of the country won't even listen to, watch, or read them anymore because their bias is laughable.

They still believe in Chocolate Jesus. But they're willing to fake apathy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 26, 2012 02:07 PM (4df7R)

Oh, if they think that he will lose, they will turn on him in a heartbeat. You could see that in Virginia in 09. The WaPost was all up in Creigh Deeds and attacking McDonnell well into late October. When Deeds didn't move anymore in the polls, and started to actually drop again in the polls, their long knives came out, and Deeds was sacrificed up as how not to run a campaign.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 26, 2012 10:34 AM (FoNan)

141 >Joe Biden: "I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you,"

Bet your white ass he does

Posted by: Michelle Obama's strap-on dildo at April 26, 2012 10:34 AM (8sCoq)

142 Oh God, did I step in something?
[checks shoes]

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 26, 2012 10:34 AM (Qxdfp)

143 Sorry. Will not watch Obama slow-jamming.
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I did just to find out wth slow-jamming is. Apparently it's reading stuff with cool Isaac Hayes-type vocals and instrumentals in the background.

???

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 26, 2012 10:34 AM (8POqX)

144 who has a better record on prediction than morris? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 02:29 PM (Z9EHQ) Sicilian life insurance actuaries. They cannot only accurately estimate how many "legitimate business men" will die in a given year, but also their names and addresses. Posted by: Count de Monet at April 26, 2012 02:32 PM (4q5tP) I have apparently picked up the dick morris banner on this thread . if he is not the axe who is?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:35 AM (Z9EHQ)

145 131 Joe Biden: "I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you,"

Jeebus.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 26, 2012 02:31 PM (Qxdfp)

No comment.

Posted by: Kal Penn at April 26, 2012 10:36 AM (FoNan)

146 tell me #137 is parody...

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 26, 2012 10:36 AM (8sCoq)

147 Dick Morris is a contraindicator, alas.

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 10:36 AM (NG097)

148 Speaking of Slow Joe....I have a strong feeling he's going to be dumped. President Slow Jam needs to infuse something/someone dynamic into his re-election bid...and his Obama '12 stickers do not have Biden's name on them. He won't run with Biden again.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2012 10:36 AM (OpijJ)

149

58 Oh shit: Meygen Kelly just said that the UN complained about kids working on their parent's farms ?

They want them to become child soldiers instead. That way, the UN can skim some of that donation money for the next set of KONY t-shirts and wristbands.

Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2012 10:36 AM (VndSC)

150 144 Oh God, did I step in something?
[checks shoes]

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 26, 2012 02:34 PM (Qxdfp)

Nah, that's just KayInMaine. Open a few windows and spritz some Pine Sol and the smell will disappear.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 26, 2012 10:36 AM (4df7R)

151 He hung up on me.

Posted by: momma at April 26, 2012 02:09 PM (oKsWl)

Momma that sounds like the way I need to try to rebuild my relationship with my brother. At least I'll have...tried.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 26, 2012 10:36 AM (/izg2)

152 Little-known fact: Frederick Douglass slow-jammed the Gettysburg Address. Find the video on youtube. Fookin' hilarious.

Posted by: Cicero at April 26, 2012 10:36 AM (QKKT0)

153 The Press is to Obama what a battered wife is to her abuser. They know he's a liar and wooed them into believing he was something he isn't (namely competent) but they keep on believing that he's really the wonderful man they thought they married.

Posted by: Natasha at April 26, 2012 10:37 AM (Cl5yh)

154 >Speaking of Slow Joe....I have a strong feeling he's going to be dumped

like the 'media will dump obama' meme, this too will never happen. Dumping Biden would mean Professor Golfpants was wrong to pick him to begin with, and Obama is never wrong.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 26, 2012 10:38 AM (8sCoq)

155 They want them to become child soldiers instead. That way, the UN can skim some of that donation money for the next set of KONY t-shirts and wristbands.

Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2012 02:36 PM (VndSC)

Got to get them trained up early on how to be rapin' the indigenous wimminfolk!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 26, 2012 10:38 AM (4df7R)

156 Ace, the press is not packed with suicide bombers. They're self-interested enough that they won't bind themselves to an obvious loser. There's no point in doing that, and it will exclude them from access to a new Whitehouse. Sure, they're all socialists, but they don't want to spend 4 years without access. They're careers depend on it. I saw precisely this happen in Jimmy Carter's last three months before the election. At a certain point the press attacks against Reagan trailed off. Also the press got pretty skeptical of the Carter proxies... like the way the press treated Gingrich once it was obvious he had no chance. They're attack dogs. It will be fitting if attack dogs do in the Dog-Eater-In-Chief.

Posted by: theCork at April 26, 2012 10:38 AM (hbAdE)

157 Let's uhhhhhhhhh be honest for a minute. Joe was my life insurance for my first term....... and uhhhhhhhh it worked.

Posted by: Preznit Training Pants at April 26, 2012 10:38 AM (jucos)

158 I can't see media turning on Obama. They helped give Him power, they will not admit their helping him and the consequence of having their political ideology and the power to implement it sucked.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 10:39 AM (TomZ9)

159

I did just to find out wth slow-jamming is. Apparently it's reading stuff with cool Isaac Hayes-type vocals and instrumentals in the background.

She stole my heart and my cat.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 26, 2012 10:39 AM (VtjlW)

160

Barry slow jams at Man's Country in Chicago.

Posted by: Tough,Tougher,Crunchy at April 26, 2012 10:39 AM (c3mby)

161 Most arrogant quote I've ever heard from Obama (this year) is when he was talking about SCOTUS and Obamacare. He said (paraphrasing) that 'the Court will uphold the law because I think it should be upheld'.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 26, 2012 10:40 AM (8sCoq)

162 I have two words for all you would-be investors out there: "commercial property"

Posted by: Dick Morristradamus at April 26, 2012 10:40 AM (7yVhX)

163 I love MY SCRUMPSHOUS president! He is my hero! I WORSHIP HIM!

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 26, 2012 02:33 PM (/Aauo)

WE love you to Kaye, show us your boobehs...after you've picked them off the floor.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 26, 2012 10:40 AM (eavT+)

164
Hey.... Im impressed. The Barrackness Monster was a clever turn of a phrase.

And the POSTUS wit da MOSTEST.? Poetic lyricism not seen since the wane of operas popularity.

I convinced that other world leaders.... friend and adversary alike.... are simply awestruck with the political skills, ability to strike a chord with the masses, and the sheer majesty of THIS Leader of the Freeword.

/S

Posted by: fixerupper at April 26, 2012 10:40 AM (C8hzL)

165 i guess Kay likes toe jam.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 10:41 AM (TomZ9)

166 Thats f'ed up then, I thought she was being funny and gave away the joke with the #iworshiphim

We know these things are out there, bu its Kreepy to hear it said with a straight face and crazy eyes. ifykwimaityd

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 26, 2012 10:41 AM (RfvTE)

167 The very stupid premise Morris relies on is that the press has gone deeper into the tank than they really want to go.

Not even close. Not even close to not-even-close.

Lest we forget, it was just four weeks ago that the press *invented a new race* for Obama to launch a war against.

NO_LIMIT_MEDIA

Posted by: nope at April 26, 2012 10:41 AM (cePv8)

168 Dumping Biden would mean Professor Golfpants was wrong to pick him to begin with, and Obama is never wrong.

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I have given great thought and with careful contemplation with Jill, have decided to spend more time with family. I, therefore, reluctantly will be leaving the vice presidency.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 26, 2012 10:42 AM (OpijJ)

169 still waiting for an example of when morris was wrong...

Posted by: C. Clavin at April 26, 2012 10:42 AM (AVfT8)

170 I'm just glad he's staying away from dog-eating jokes. It's not funny because Obama's not a Republican.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 26, 2012 10:42 AM (X3KAb)

171

The reason the media so fiercely fought the idea that Barack is "the other" is because, that is what he is. Bringing it up really does hurt him.

Posted by: tad blatherton at April 26, 2012 10:42 AM (P9hXZ)

172 they're called citations, btw...

Posted by: C. Clavin at April 26, 2012 10:42 AM (AVfT8)

173

I have given great thought and with careful contemplation with Jill, have decided to spend more time with family. I, therefore, reluctantly will be leaving the vice presidency.

dingdingding winner winner chicken dinner

Posted by: alexthechick at April 26, 2012 10:42 AM (VtjlW)

174 If Dick Morris predicted that ..then you KNOW it's not going to happen.. Thanks Dick.

Posted by: grease monkey at April 26, 2012 10:43 AM (VSWPU)

175 >still waiting for an example of when morris was wrong...

Posted by: C. Clavin at April 26, 2012 02:42 PM (AVfT

he said my car keys were under the couch and THEY WERE NOT

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 26, 2012 10:43 AM (8sCoq)

176 Little known fact: KayinMaine's cat is from the exact same litter as Mary Clogginstein's cat.

Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2012 10:43 AM (VndSC)

177 C Clavin paying with a check?

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 10:44 AM (TomZ9)

178

"But Morris said it was positive sign because someone recognized that the Times is in danger of damaging its integrity."

Respect you in the morning? Hell, I don't respect you now!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 26, 2012 10:44 AM (4q5tP)

179 173 I'm just glad he's staying away from dog-eating jokes. It's not funny because Obama's not a Republican.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 26, 2012 02:42 PM (X3KAb)

You haven't lived until you have eaten dog to slow-jammin the news.

Posted by: Barky O'Marxist at April 26, 2012 10:44 AM (WUWb9)

180

If you ever doubted that Obama considers himself a political rock star, this should silence your protests. How'd you like a chance to go "Backstage with Barack?"

Link to Weasel Zippers: http://tinyurl.com/cnx46j6

The President would like two supporters from across the country and their guests to meet him backstage before he goes on at the first rally. Supporters like you are the core of this campaign Â— so weÂ’re opening this up to anyone willing to sign up.

Right now, by signing up to receive important campaign updates on your phone, you will be automatically entered to join the President backstage.

Um, creepy does not begin to describe the notion of "meeting" Obama "backstage" before he goes "on."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 26, 2012 10:45 AM (4df7R)

181 still waiting for an example of when morris was wrong...Posted by: C. Clavin

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 10:45 AM (ebPtk)

182 How do you keep a moron in suspense?>>

Promise to post boobeh pictures later?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 26, 2012 10:46 AM (tf9Ne)

183
You know what this thread needs? More Cocker Spaniel!

Posted by: Chris Walking Tall at April 26, 2012 10:46 AM (gppu7)

184
176

I have given great thought and with careful contemplation with Jill, have decided to spend more time with family. I, therefore, reluctantly will be leaving the vice presidency.

dingdingding winner winner chicken dinner

Winner winner chihuahua dinner.

Posted by: elliot m at April 26, 2012 10:47 AM (zPich)

185 Oh please they will just manufacture a health issue with Biden. That way they can double up with the sympathy card. Have you spent no time around calculating sociopaths?

Don't you remember how Al Gore disappeared for a few months and then reappeared on a crusade for global warming?

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 26, 2012 10:47 AM (RfvTE)

186

"WE love you to Kaye, show us your boobehs...after you've picked them off the floor."

Kaye keeps them neatly rolled up, like the top of a sardine can.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 26, 2012 10:47 AM (4q5tP)

187 Ok i thought Dick Morris thought McCain would win?

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 10:48 AM (TomZ9)

188 So, if the press blows the other way and goes against the Obarky tide, is this one of the signs of the Apocalypse? Or, similar to almanac signs of a hard winter with hairy caterpillars and squirrels gathering their nuts? Or, more likely, a sign they do not think Obummer will win and are jumping ship to be on the starboard side? Amen and sing hallelujah! Certainly his dissing of the press and Jay the Carney are not helping the cause, ticking off the WH press corpse. Loving it.

Regarding Republicans having a better sense of humor...I think this is true, and you better not talk about the jug-eared jackass. It is a general rule that narcissist kings, emperors nor dictators do not like being mocked. And I hope the media mocks him constantly until January 20, 2013 and whips him into a foaming fury as he goes off teleprompter [Barry, stay calm. Nirvana. Deep breaths. You are awesome and have great tidings for the dumb masses. They love you. You are articulate and brilliant and are The Won. Stay focused, you ninnyhammer...I repeat...do not go off script, you SCOAMF!]

268 more days, y'all, until that glorious day in DC when Barky sashays up the steps of Marine One for the last time...with big ole tears flowing past his nasal-labial mole, and the roar of the celebrating crowds drown out the chopper blades. May the wind be against his back all the way to Chicago.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Lolo ate my poodle at April 26, 2012 10:48 AM (baL2B)

189 25 I think respect/decorum left the Oval Office with Regan. Clinton was an embarassment too. ***** President GWB had great respect for the office. Even his opponents admit he was a dignified gentleman in the White House.

Posted by: Grim at April 26, 2012 10:48 AM (gyNYk)

190 Romney's not a scary arch-wingnut (despite what Carney says)...the RINO-ish ness that gave many of us pause may be the exit valve for any Dems and MSM that want to bail on Zero. (The entire "electability" meme in a nutshell). Also, the MSM may actually be sick of having to service Obama...he does, after all, treat them like dirt.... and would like to resume it's natuaral role of attacking Republicans 24/7/365. Could it happen? I think so, especially if the Obama sinks in the polls.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 26, 2012 10:48 AM (YmPwQ)

191 but i might have mis-remembered and he was speaking of the primary.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 10:48 AM (TomZ9)

192 I was skeptical kayinmain was real until I looked her up on twitter. True believer, no shortage of insane to around with that one. @KayInMaine

Among her twitter friends shes not the craziest.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 26, 2012 10:49 AM (RfvTE)

193

HEY HEY, Treacher!

Kudos on some stellar work, there pal.

Posted by: imp at April 26, 2012 10:49 AM (UaxA0)

194 178 >still waiting for an example of when morris was wrong...

Posted by: C. Clavin at April 26, 2012 02:42 PM

Let's start at the beginning: http://tinyurl.com/cyoanck
This is a video where he thinks "Bachmann still has a role to play" ...

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 26, 2012 10:50 AM (Qxe/p)

195 I think Biden is obsessed with Obama's stick.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 26, 2012 10:50 AM (l/N7H)

196 189 Oh please they will just manufacture a health issue with Biden. That way they can double up with the sympathy card. Have you spent no time around calculating sociopaths? This. I'm half convinced that's why they haven't been hushing him up after all his verbal and behavioral gaffes. That way they can use his "mental and emotional health" (e.g., his encroaching senility) as an excuse when he chooses to bow out for "health reasons."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 26, 2012 10:50 AM (4df7R)

197 145 Sorry. Will not watch Obama slow-jamming.
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I did just to find out wth slow-jamming is. Apparently it's reading stuff with cool Isaac Hayes-type vocals and instrumentals in the background. ....???

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 26, 2012 02:34 PM (8POqX)

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It's kind of an old, outdated thing, really. .....William Shatner bombed when he tried to do it in a series of Priceline commercials.

One example I could find:

http:/ /www.youtube. com/watch?v=6jGbKVpZIkA

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 10:50 AM (O4AQQ)

198 No 'Sandra Fluke is engaged' thread?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 26, 2012 10:50 AM (pLTLS)

199 Has Jon Stewart noticed that his show is neither entertaining nor funny?

Posted by: Fritz at April 26, 2012 10:51 AM (KWdVT)

200 No 'Sandra Fluke is engaged' thread?

Who's the lucky gal?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 26, 2012 10:51 AM (Pi5Sz)

201 Dick-effin-Morris?!

Isn't he proof that not all broken clocks are right twice a day?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 10:52 AM (piMMO)

202 Has Triumph hit on the President's dog eating, yet?

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2012 10:52 AM (57rw8)

203 It's kind of an old, outdated thing, really. .....
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Ohhhh yeah. I thought William Shatner was kind of funny, actually.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 26, 2012 10:52 AM (8POqX)

204 ObamaCare will NEVER pass the House.

Posted by: Dick Morristradamus at April 26, 2012 10:52 AM (7yVhX)

205 Sorry. Will not watch Obama slow-jamming.

****

I tried to watch it when first posted here and it quite literally nauseated me.

A disgrace.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 10:53 AM (piMMO)

206 Is it the guy that took her to Italy but didn't think paying forbirth protection or a condom was his responisibilty?

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 10:53 AM (TomZ9)

207 How long has Whitney Houston been dead? Are we still allowed to do her?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 10:53 AM (niZvt)

208 203 Has Jon Stewart noticed that his show is neither entertaining nor funny?

Posted by: Fritz at April 26, 2012 02:51 PM (KWdVT)

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Yep. Not funny. .....I'd like to know if that is a 'real' audience, or a laff-track.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 10:54 AM (O4AQQ)

209 anyway, besides his foot fetish i like dick morris.

can i say that here?

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 10:54 AM (TomZ9)

210 How long has Whitney Houston been dead?
Are we still allowed to do her? Posted by: CoolCzech

You might if you live in Egypt.

Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2012 10:55 AM (VndSC)

211 Biden may or may not leave, but I'm sure of one thing: Hillary will not be on the ticket. She knows better --

-- unless she's already got an impeachment plot ready.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 26, 2012 10:55 AM (8POqX)

212 209 "Sorry. Will not watch Obama slow-jamming." **** I tried to watch it when first posted here and it quite literally nauseated me. A disgrace. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 02:53 PM (piMMO) Well, if you thought this was bad, wait until the inevitable Rapping Obama in the Oval Office comes out in October. All dressed up in gold chains, flashing gangsta hand signs...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 10:55 AM (niZvt)

213 I predict that the Duc D'Enghien will have a full life of hunting and riding at his estate in the Black Forest.

Posted by: Morris de Tallyrand-Perigord at April 26, 2012 10:55 AM (hGRh5)

214 ace, you thought eating the donut thing was funny? gah i almost vomited in sympathy.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 10:55 AM (TomZ9)

215 Not very Presidential? No shit. That was like Queen Elizabeth entering a wet T-shirt contest.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 26, 2012 10:55 AM (0BR8F)

216 Again, Obamas internal are telling him he is not getting the youth vote, that they are not motivated. And he neds them to replace all the blue collar white vote he has discarded. So he needs the kids, hence alll the free tuition an contraception crap. Its all about the children

Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2012 10:56 AM (Dnbau)

217

207....Ohhhh yeah. I thought William Shatner was kind of funny, actually.

------

It sort of was....at first....with the "We've got a Convoy' theme. ....But then he ran the 'jamming' thing into the ground, trying to be 'hipper' and 'cooler' with each attempt.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 10:57 AM (O4AQQ)

218

The media never really "turns on" the Democrat, but they do begin to ackowledge the weaknesses of their candidates as they start to fade.

To us, it looks like they're actually flipping, and to the faithful it looks like a betrayal. What it is is bet-hedging of a most unseemly fashion. Saw it with Gore and, to a lesser extent Kerry.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 26, 2012 10:57 AM (r5w1L)

219 I can buy into it. The Morris theory. Granted, he's wrong as often as he's right, but I'm going to assume he's talking to some of these people. It's about self-preservation. Media types know they have to eat in the post-Obama era, so there's only so much nonsense they're going to ignore before it occurs to them that it's in their own interests to toss Barack under the bus themselves.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2012 10:57 AM (TOk1P)

220 193 Point conceded.

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 10:58 AM (O/fK8)

221 All the Sandra Fluke wanna bes get their news from Jon Stewart and huffpoo. Thats why the comedy tour this week. I think his internal polling is telling him that he does not have the youth vote in the numbers he needs.

Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2012 10:58 AM (Dnbau)

222

220 Again, Obamas internal are telling him he is not getting the youth vote, that they are not motivated.

The last election was a flash-mob thing. "Everyone" was voting for Obama. You just had to be there. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2012 10:58 AM (VndSC)

223 219 Not very Presidential? No shit. That was like ~~Queen Elizabeth~~ Barney Frank entering a wet T-shirt contest. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 26, 2012 02:55 PM (0BR8F) FTFY

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 10:58 AM (niZvt)

224 You know what this thread needs? More Cocker Spaniel!

Posted by: Chris Walking Tall at April 26, 2012 02:46 PM (gppu7)

Cockers are very smart, you know.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2012 10:58 AM (X3lox)

225 @219.. oh my. The visual that conjured up in my head was horrible.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 26, 2012 10:58 AM (l/N7H)

226 49 I just called my libtard brother up and asked if he'd like to come over for dog tomorrow night in honor of the one year anniversary of OBL death. I told him we were going to have arugula for an appitizer and then grilled dog for the main course with an ice cream cone for dessert. He hung up on me. Posted by: momma at April 26, 2012 02:09 PM (oKsWl) This might be my favorite thing that's happened in the last 9 days.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 26, 2012 10:59 AM (X3KAb)

227 Mebbe I'd eat Gretchen Carlson like a pack of ravenous wolves rather than a Great White.......

Posted by: maddogg at April 26, 2012 10:59 AM (OlN4e)

228 quick spoiler alert! NOOD POST UP (applause)

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 10:59 AM (jUytm)

229 The media's "own interests" are keeping the Democrat Party viable. That is the beginning and end of it.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 26, 2012 10:59 AM (7yVhX)

230 205 Dick-effin-Morris?! Isn't he proof that not all broken clocks are right twice a day? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 02:52 PM (piMMO) Dick may suck hooker skanky toes. But he's no stopped clock.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 11:00 AM (niZvt)

231 What's that old saying? Something like the press loves a hero but they love him more when they can bring him down?

Posted by: jewells45 at April 26, 2012 11:01 AM (l/N7H)

232 The kay in maine shits mainly on the plains.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 26, 2012 11:01 AM (RfvTE)

233 a good record for anyone in the prediction business is 60%

I have a coin in my pocket that is almost that good.

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 11:03 AM (NG097)

234 Gimme eat ! Give everybody eat !!

Posted by: Major _________ de Coverly at April 26, 2012 11:03 AM (Dll6b)

235 Ace, the troll down in the thread about the elderly couple is so vile that his comments cannot be allowed to stand.

He is sick and repulsive.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 11:04 AM (piMMO)

236 I live in a deep blue state and city on the Left Coast and I've been polled daily the last 2-3 weeks by leftie, greenie or DNC operatives. I even got a call from that paragon of fairness CAP yesterday. I skew the data by telling what they want to hear, adding they need to go harder to the left on energy, taxes and immigration policy, how wonderful Bammy is and how I can't wait to vote for him.

The WH/DNC must have some disturbing internal numbers if they're polling my area code....but maybe the Yellow Dogs are getting nervous.

Posted by: flop sweat at April 26, 2012 11:07 AM (7JY6C)

237 "Mrs. Obama tells children her fantasy "is to walk right out the front door and just keep walking"

Hey, that's mine, too! For her, I mean...

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at April 26, 2012 11:09 AM (xQ5IQ)

238 He is sick and repulsive.

Check the hash. It's Average Joe, sucker of cock.

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 11:10 AM (NG097)

239 If the MSM turns on Obama, it will be due to some personal slight they have suffered.

Posted by: kallisto at April 26, 2012 11:16 AM (jm/9g)

240 Morris...

Hillary V. Condi
McCane will win
Bachmann will win
Herman Cain wasn't damaged by his scandal

That's just off the top...

Posted by: minutemen for Mitt (formerly trainer) until the JEF is gone at April 26, 2012 11:23 AM (DGxyd)

241 Hey, drudge has a headline up about the blue collar democrats being upset with michelle's expensive vacations. see, this is how the press will do obama, start with michelle and work inwards. it is going to happen and it is going to get very ugly. gonna need some popcorn.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 11:25 AM (Z9EHQ)

242 Time to permaban Gerg. I don't like to get ambushed by the type of scum he's putting out on that thread. I've left sites who allowed it to get that bad. I know it doesn't matter much, but that's how I feel.

Posted by: minutemen for Mitt (formerly trainer) until the JEF is gone at April 26, 2012 11:28 AM (DGxyd)

243 I think the ultimate test of how far in the tank and crazy the media has become is how they didn't turn on John Kerry after his 2008 loss. By all rights they should have tore him apart as a horrible candidate, and idiot, out of touch, a wooden plank with stupid dated ideas, and a loser.
I predicted they would. They didn't - and it proves how nuts they've gotten. To do so would hurt their cause, they fear. They will not, will not turn on Obama, ever. No matter what.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2012 11:29 AM (r4wIV)

244 I don't know. If they go full on to support Obama, and Obama loses, then it's a referendum on Liberalism and Progressivism, and the failure of both would have to be noted.

On the other hand, if they do turn on Obama, they can always salvage Liberalism and Progressivism by saying that Obama was just a bad politician, but his politics were just fine.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 26, 2012 11:31 AM (i0App)

245 15
Slow jam tastes great on poodle pancakes.

And Westie Waffles... now leave me alone so I can eat my waffle... Cracker

Posted by: Barry O da Media Ho at April 26, 2012 11:31 AM (Jls4P)

246 "If they go full on to support Obama, and Obama loses, then it's a referendum on Liberalism and Progressivism, and the failure of both would have to be noted."
That's not even a category they're capable of understanding. It isn't ever a failure of their ideology. Its clever marketing, stupid voters, voter fraud, diebold, scare tactics, racism, and Republican evil, never their fault.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2012 11:34 AM (r4wIV)

247 If the MBM turns on Obama (not convinced yet.,.....but I am open minded to the idea) it will be along these lines..........that Obama is tone deaf/too smart/too practical/some other human flaw and, therefore, must go before he does any real damage to the cause (which can not be wrong). Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 26, 2012 03:27 PM (OWjjx) I see it as more of a thousand cuts type of strategy. snark here and there, a nick here, a nick there so no one is responsible, no particular thing is responsible and obama is seen as responsible.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 11:38 AM (Z9EHQ)

248 michelle's expensive vacations are not the attack, only the fact that they are running the headline saying democrats are angry about the vacations. other democrats read the headline and agree, then they are more open to the next negative obama story. it is a drip, drip process. pretty soon no one goes to the polls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 11:41 AM (Z9EHQ)

249 #158 Absolutely right! I remember Carter's term very well, and as a serious news junky without the internet yet being invented I watched Today, noon news, evening, 11PM, and the Hostage Crisis Day XXX show, which eventually became Nightline.

There was a point, and I think it was around the middle of summer when it became obvious that Carter's big foreign policy move was boycotting the Olympics, that they threw in the towel. I think the press was sick of him personally, as well.

Interestingly, Romney has been pretty nice to his press crew that has followed him. Obama likes to spend his time putting the press down. I am sure all of those White House reporters thought they were going to get all sorts of access, and it has been just the opposite.

I think they will turn about July or August, sooner if there is some sort of major demonstration of Obama incompetence. The "crucify environmental offenders" tape which came out today isn't going to help Obama, that's for sure.

At some point it has to dawn on these people that if you line up all of the leftists in the White House and Congress on one side of Pennsylvania Avenue, and on the other side put the Republicans along with Romney, there just is a marked difference in attractiveness, pleasant demeanor, and sense of humor, and the GOP wins that contest.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 26, 2012 11:41 AM (GoIUi)

250

The Dems are imploding. I am surprised at how fast it's happening. The missteps, the tin-eared abject stupidity of their recent moves, has actually caught me off guard a little. I think Obama is finished. Republicans are inside the Dems OODA loop because that's the way the Dems made it, not because the Repubs have come back to life or gotten more ruthless and smart or anything. It's just that the Dems are giving everything away.

The press will not turn on Obama though. Never. Be prepared for the Tragic Narrative of how a conspiracy of YT and capitalists and the evil conservatives sabotaged his presidency and tricked the public into voting him out. Long after mobs have stopped beating caucasians for Trayvon, they will still be beating them for Obama.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at April 26, 2012 11:44 AM (w41GQ)

251

ace, JIminy Glick is funny. Have you seen Martin Short's original star interviewer, Brock Linahan?

search: "stars in one", Linda Hopkins on youtube

Posted by: kallisto at April 26, 2012 11:53 AM (jm/9g)

252 Morris is pure bombast. But the media will turn on Obama in October if it looks like he's going to lose.

Posted by: doug at April 26, 2012 12:10 PM (gbtBj)

253 "Dick Morris Predicts Liberal Media Will Turn On Obama."

This would be quite interesting to see. My suspicion is that Obie would certainly not handle it very well.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 26, 2012 12:10 PM (1rHeD)

254 Rats desert sinking ships. Collectivists love cults of personality, and then turn on them when their messiah turns out to have feet of clay. They'll turn on him, all right. The question is when.

Posted by: Luke at April 26, 2012 12:13 PM (HPbj7)

255 "Oh: Dick Morris Predicts Liberal Media Will Turn On Obama."

Yeah, not happening. At best, at best, we'll hear "both candidates suck and Bush put Obama in the ditch we're in anyway, so it's not all his fault."

This is the MFM we're talking about and history is not some figment of our imagination. The MFM is morally bankrupt and an extension of Debbie Wasserman-Shultz's hair. They are invested in the Progressive movement even if some are mere useful idiots.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2012 12:23 PM (eHIJJ)

256 For the record, the liberal media WILL turn on Obama.

After he's lost. Then they'll say they weren't in the tank for him at all.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 26, 2012 12:41 PM (T0NGe)

257 Dick Morris Predicts Liberal Media Will Turn On Obama Well, if tales from Man's Country are true, he does get turned on by middle aged liberal white guys.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 26, 2012 12:44 PM (azHfB)

258 The Dems are imploding. I am surprised at how fast it's happening. The missteps, the tin-earedabject stupidity of their recent moves, has actually caught meoff guard a little. I think Obama is finished.Republicans areinside the DemsOODA loop because that's the way the Dems made it, not because the Repubs have come back to life or gotten more ruthless and smart or anything. It's just that the Demsare giving everything away.

Twitter. Twitter is a killer for Democrats. They're so used to simply saying things and getting applause that Twitter allows them to be mocked outside of their echo chamber. And conservatives (especially the South Park/Breitbart generations) are really good at snark and liberals do not take it well.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 26, 2012 12:44 PM (T0NGe)

259 The fallacy starting point of many people is that the media is an independent entity that just happens to favor one side over the other and that at some point their journalistic responsibility and integrity will kick in and they will suddenly do their job.

They ARE the other side.

The kids that have gone into 'journalism' in recent decades are the most dedicated and strident of a strongly left leaning liberal arts community and view their mission as evangelizing for a statist, nihilist society.("change the world ,make a difference")
It's second nature to them.

The are Obama's constituency and apostles.
They are not going to 'abandon' him any more than they can abandon themselves.
Note how easily they move in and out of the administration and become Dem party functionaries.
Ann Coulter put it succinctly: The Dem party is the media party.

Posted by: LeBron Steinman at April 26, 2012 01:00 PM (jfWE9)

260 What I don't get is why ABC and CBS didn't jump on the NBC doctoring that 911 tape. It paints them as serious on news and their competition as lying hacks. As for them going against the SCOAMF, it will begin Nov. 7th. whether he wins or loses. And not a minute before. They think their credibility can be won back after they have done all they can for their dog eating god.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at April 26, 2012 01:29 PM (UU0OF)

261 Be prepared for the Tragic Narrative of how a conspiracy of YT and capitalists and the evil conservatives sabotaged his presidency
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Can't remember where I saw this, but one prediction is that the race baiters will start the narrative of Obama the Victim. "They" put the black man in after the crash so he could take all the blame. In this view everyone knew in advance how terrible 2009-2012 would be and O was voted in as a fall guy.

Sure, righty-o. But I won't be surprised to see some variation of this thrown around as a way for O's protectors to save face.

Posted by: Mayday at April 26, 2012 01:33 PM (orrLR)

262

Re Obama's comedy sketch, I though Ann Althouse hit this one out of the park:

http://tinyurl.com/7c7k3z3

Posted by: John at April 26, 2012 01:35 PM (9196u)

263 He's not really black, you know.

Posted by: NAACP in 2013 at April 26, 2012 01:54 PM (NG097)

264 nuh-uh, they can't turn against Barky. If things get bad enough for the guy, expect the media to start in with Romney (asking him how he will not let his religious beliefs get mixed into policy, etc), and promoting the idea that Pres Romney really needs lots of Dems in the House and Senate in order to keep the more extreme Repubs from pushing Romney away from the sensible middle.
You'll still have Krugman and others saying that Obama/Reid/Pelosi failed to go far enough (like with the stimulus) while others blame Repubs for blocking much needed action (like cap & trade, think of all the good that would be happening if the Repubs didn't block Obamacare for all those months). Only after Barky loses will some in the media say what FOX mgmt said after Chevy Chase's horrible late night show years ago: we went with the best candidate, he just failed to live up to his promise (yeah, they really said that.)

Posted by: mallfly at April 26, 2012 01:54 PM (bJm7W)

265 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2012 02:26 PM (7W3wI)

266 I told him we were going to have arugula for an appetizer and then grilled dog for the main course with an ice cream cone for dessert.
He hung up on me.
I guess he's lactose intolerant, eh, momma? That's as bad as racism IMHO.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2012 03:06 PM (nU/dt)

267 Did anyone see obama drop the mic at the end of the slow jam

Posted by: miti at April 26, 2012 03:15 PM (Y95e4)

268 Like the President doesn't Fallon's show also hate woman? Or is it specifically (R) Women like when Bachmann was on?

Posted by: ABouts at April 26, 2012 03:42 PM (i0w3H)

269 The press will not over correct. But if Obama is going to lose, they will jump on the Mitt bandwagon to preserve their "credibility."

Posted by: bskb at April 26, 2012 04:41 PM (HEatA)

270 That is useful information and its quite easy to come a croper if you are not vigilant.

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271
That is useful information and its quite easy to come a croper if you are not vigilant.

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