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October 17, 2012

Just a Meme
— Ace

Meanwhile, Obama's got a new hastag: #ObamaWonDebate.

Roseanne Barr, by the way, is more lunatic than usual. She says women "who have sex" will vote for Biden, who, in her opinion, is a handsome man, whereas King Pimp Paul Ryan looks like Count Chocula.

She spelled that wrong, by the way, as "Chockula." You'd think if there was one thing Roseanne could spell, it would be the names of sugary, carb-dense foods.

Howard Fineman: Obama Is A "Dreamer." Um, okay.

We usually don't put Dreamers in charge of stuff. They can be good idea guys, but the last thing you want is a Dreamer actually involved in decisions involving money.

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1 2nd

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 17, 2012 10:06 AM (AREf/)

2 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2012 10:06 AM (6o4Fb)

3 What does it meeeeeeean?

Posted by: D. R. Ainboughs at October 17, 2012 10:07 AM (yFJUJ)

4 Me me me meeeee ...

Posted by: King Admiral Emperor Barky, Dog Connoisseur at October 17, 2012 10:07 AM (X3lox)

5 Fat Bitch!

Posted by: FGDGDFG at October 17, 2012 10:07 AM (g6lWQ)

6 Another game?

Posted by: wednesday at October 17, 2012 10:08 AM (LpQbZ)

On SCOAMT's campaign slogan - http://tinyurl.com/cxn4cns

Posted by: HtP at October 17, 2012 10:09 AM (jx2j9)

8 I helped him win! Me and my chins!

Posted by: Cat Lady Candy Crowley at October 17, 2012 10:09 AM (OiC7K)

9 Hashtag? For a moment I thought you said hash-PIPE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2012 10:09 AM (+tqYo)

Well, that settles it. If Obama's hashtag says he won the debate, then he must have won. After all, he wouldn't say something that isn't true, would he?

Posted by: Natasha at October 17, 2012 10:09 AM (jU5uf)

11 no he didn't

Posted by: Monty Python at October 17, 2012 10:09 AM (Dll6b)

12 Why did I read that as "ObamaWontDebate"?

Posted by: sTevo at October 17, 2012 10:10 AM (MsG/f)

13 They are publishing Obama's Delusions.

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 17, 2012 10:10 AM (zLp5I)

14 Me Meme: Barky tells Romney, "My pension isn't as big as yours." Then why is your retirment house 10 times as big as Mitt's? And how do you swing that? $36 million? And that's after having lived in a million+ dollar house as a lowly state senator (who knew the state senate was such a gold mine?) that Barky got through illegal dealings with Tony Rezko, jailbird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2012 10:10 AM (X3lox)

15 Roseanne would be lucky if Paul Ryan even glanced her way.

Posted by: Sassy at October 17, 2012 10:10 AM (detCI)

Obama won with a largely liberal townhall group, a moderator that sided with him and interrupted Romney many times, and because he was an overall meanie.

But I still don't get it if Romney won on all the issues, why is everyone in the same poll saying Obama won. Do they just not care about the issues really?

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 17, 2012 10:11 AM (FXsgr)

17 I think I've figured it out -- Gerg is running that BO twitter feed.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 17, 2012 10:11 AM (pLTLS)

18 Obama thought he won the first debate. Deluded.

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 17, 2012 10:11 AM (zLp5I)

19 Obama has a hot girlfriend, but I hear she lives in Canada.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at October 17, 2012 10:11 AM (+xmn4)

20 It's not a trend until 'Foreign Policy President' and Iowahawk jump in.

Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2012 10:11 AM (3SvjA)

21 Saw somewhere around the interwebs yesterday an interview with Dr. Keith Abelow on Foxnews, in which said doctors recommends Joe "I'm Hot To Roseanne Barr" Biden have a CT scan because he is showing signs of early stage dementia.

Which is kind of what I suspected watching the debate.

Does that mean that Roseanne thinks dementia is sexy?

Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2012 10:11 AM (z63Tr)

22 Biden thought he won the VP debate. Deluded.

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 17, 2012 10:12 AM (zLp5I)

23 This post, it's growing... I'm not sure that even Biden would tap Roseanne.

Posted by: D. R. Ainboughs at October 17, 2012 10:12 AM (yFJUJ)

Women who have sex with that little bald muppet in the Ch-Ch-Changes video most certainly would vote for Biden.

What is it with these people, they're just children in adult bodies. No wonder our nation is fooked in every conceivable way with these juveniles at the helm.

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2012 10:12 AM (jm/9g)

25 offsock

Posted by: Heralder at October 17, 2012 10:12 AM (+xmn4)

26 Obama thought he won the second debate? Deluded.

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 17, 2012 10:12 AM (zLp5I)

27 Roseanne Barr, by the way, is more lunatic than usual. She says women "who have sex" will vote for Biden, Roseanne, wildlife doesn't count.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2012 10:13 AM (X3lox)

Roseanne would be lucky if Paul Ryan even glanced her way.

Unlucky, you mean. He is a bow hunter.

Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2012 10:13 AM (3SvjA)

Roseanne Barr - so dense she bends light.

Obama - I'm a winner because I say I'm a winner, so there!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - I'm Back in Slacks! at October 17, 2012 10:13 AM (hLRSq)

30 I'm not sure he won the debate, but I know ... he won my heart.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at October 17, 2012 10:13 AM (+xmn4)

31 Less than three more weeks of this sh*t--and this choom-smoking NPD asshole

Posted by: Isaac Davis White at October 17, 2012 10:13 AM (Dll6b)

32 So, who would a naked sumo wrestling match: Roseanne Barr or Candy Crowley? LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Slappy at October 17, 2012 10:14 AM (LTbLf)

33 Probably every sane person is wondering what on earth is wrong with the Democrats. Why would anyone think Biden comported himself well? He looked like a blithering idiot. And Obama with the help of that Candy person lied, lied, lied. I am SO sick of these people.

Posted by: chai at October 17, 2012 10:14 AM (+3xW/)

34 When did Rosanne become an authority on normal sex?

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2012 10:14 AM (YdQQY)

35 Candy ATE a cake--the whole thing, in two minutes flat

Posted by: Isaac Davis White at October 17, 2012 10:14 AM (Dll6b)

Roseanne Barr's aura of feeble-minded aggression acts as a shield between her and teh real world. Since Paul Ryan only operates in the real world, not the world of regressive fantasy, and since in the REAL WORLD Paul Ryan has more sex appeal in his pinkie knuckle than Joe Biden has ever had in his entire life, then of course Roseanne Barr can't see Paul Ryan for the sexy Math Geek he is. She can't see him, period. Count Chocula's a vampire, you see, and vampires can't see their own reflection. Roseanne can't see Paul Ryan because of the scales on her eyes, so she thinks he's an invisible vampire cereal mascot, and the rest of us are stupid for calling him hot.

What? Don't look at me like that! It makes sense if you're a lefty.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 17, 2012 10:14 AM (4df7R)

Roseanne thinks old goats are sexy. But I suspect she secretly wants to hate f*ck Paul Ryan like many on the Internet.

Those that vote for Biden(who votes for VP? Least of all him) may have a lot of sex, but it's the kind that you have when you need money. Conservatives, on the other hand, have great sex and have great sex often. Of course, they will vote for Romney/Ryan.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 17, 2012 10:15 AM (FXsgr)

38 Fineman meant "dreamy". Maybe Crowley will mention he got the word wrong, since she's into that stuff.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2012 10:15 AM (VndSC)

39 I'm thinking that if you have to start your own hashtag then, no, you probably didn't actually win.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 17, 2012 10:15 AM (JxMoP)

40 Roseanne blocked me on Twitter after I called her out on that Tweet. Told me to "get acquainted with the concept of humor." lol

Posted by: Zombie Eckert at October 17, 2012 10:16 AM (R7H3g)

41 I thought Rosie and Cindy had a falling out.

Posted by: Redd at October 17, 2012 10:16 AM (f0ies)

42 Keep fucking that chicken.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 17, 2012 10:16 AM (sSb4s)

43 Barack Obama is stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 17, 2012 10:16 AM (8y9MW)

44 44 Dey took err pills!!! Posted by: Teh Womyn at October 17, 2012 02:15 PM (60GaT) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Masterful.

Posted by: D. R. Ainboughs at October 17, 2012 10:16 AM (yFJUJ)

45 Endorsed by Rossanne and honey Bo Bo, it doesn't get any better that that.

Posted by: Buffalobob at October 17, 2012 10:16 AM (x+7qA)

46 The only dreams Obama seem capable of providing are nightmares.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 17, 2012 10:17 AM (RPxaa)

I think that Fineman nailed it.

He must have read "Gulliver's Travels."

Posted by: Max Entropy at October 17, 2012 10:17 AM (hx1nO)

48 Howard Fineman: Obama Is A "Dreamer." Um, okay. Nonsense on stilts. Gingrich is a dreamer, the SCoaMF is a slacker.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at October 17, 2012 10:17 AM (evdj2)

49 Fast and furious. Ace is scattershooting today.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 17, 2012 10:17 AM (UK9cE)

50 Any time you win by 5-7 points, it's usually called a tie (and due to sample D+7?).

Check the internals on the issues that matter.

Romney won by 20 and 30 points on the economy. He won on the deficit by about 50 points. Hello!

So libtards, keep telling yourself the chump won. You are delusional.

Posted by: nhwingnut at October 17, 2012 10:17 AM (DhgCF)

51 Isn't Roseanne Barr a lesbian? Wouldn't her remarks about Ryan cement his man creds for all eternity?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs teams Up With Mitt Romney's Hair to Defeat SCOAMF at October 17, 2012 10:17 AM (XgvL/)

Hey, here's a meme.

Pres. Obama, why has there not been a single conviction by you corrupt administration for financial fraud? This in a time of colossal financial fraud.

Why are you such a sellout fraud when it comes to protecting the taxpayer?

Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 10:17 AM (OQpzc)

53 I cannot stop laughing at 'Sex Binder'. Well done, ace!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 17, 2012 10:17 AM (pLTLS)

54 Does that mean that Roseanne thinks dementia is sexy?

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Well, you know, you go with what you've got. It's not like Roseanne can choose to go with that big boob / slender waist thing.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 17, 2012 10:17 AM (Hx5uv)

55 #ObamaWonDebate The debate was whether we could get 46 million Americans on foodstamps. Congratulations!

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2012 10:17 AM (FcR7P)

56 Jebus. Rosanne must make trips to the homeless shelter to have sex. I donno who the hell could be desperate enough to touch that fat, greasy, lunatic skag otherwise.

Posted by: maddogg at October 17, 2012 10:18 AM (OlN4e)

57 You ain't fat, you ain't nothin'! YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'!

Posted by: Mooch at October 17, 2012 10:18 AM (/kI1Q)

58 I guess its an advantage to Barr to think Drooling retards are handsome.

Posted by: maddogg at October 17, 2012 10:19 AM (OlN4e)

Corrected:

Howard Fineman: Obama is "Dreamy"

Posted by: meh at October 17, 2012 10:19 AM (W2qJe)

60 So, who would a naked sumo wrestling match: Roseanne Barr or Candy Crowley? LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Is that what caused that earthquake in Maine?

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 17, 2012 10:19 AM (Hx5uv)

Obama's chin thrust. I've seen that facial angle presentation before, somewhere. It's like he's expecting something.

Maybe it was towards the end of a video clip?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2012 10:19 AM (BAS5M)

62 Roseanne Barr, by the way, is more lunatic than usual. She says women "who have sex" will vote for Biden, who, in her opinion, is a handsome man, whereas King Pimp Paul Ryan looks like Count Chocula. Yes. That's it exactly. That's absolutely right. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go talk to those nice people from the power plant who have the audacity to accuse me of breaking in again just because they found power cables covered in I heart Ryan graffiti. C'mon, that could come from anyone.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. A righteous dude. at October 17, 2012 10:20 AM (VtjlW)

63 I heard Obama gave Candy the high hard one, but would only put it in her butt as that's the only kind of sex he has. Reminds him of Reggie.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 17, 2012 10:20 AM (UK9cE)

64 #ObamaWonDebate...about who's wife is the loudest asshole in the room.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 10:20 AM (HWj39)

65 When I look at Joe Biden, the last thing I think about is sex. No, wait, that's wrong. Sex doesn't even make the list.

Posted by: Natasha at October 17, 2012 10:20 AM (jU5uf)

66 Obama is a puny god.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 17, 2012 10:20 AM (RPxaa)

67 Obama's chin thrust. I've seen that facial angle presentation before, somewhere. It's like he's expecting something.

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Mussolini's been there, done that.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 17, 2012 10:21 AM (Hx5uv)

68 Roseanne Barr think Biden is handsome? I mean, I can understand if she think Obama is handsome - all valley girls here in CA think he is da bomb (in other news, CA valley girls also have double digit IQs), but Biden, better looking than Ryan?

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2012 10:21 AM (a0IVu)

So fat ass Candy Crowley attended the debate without her customary box of Entemnann's but just happened to have a transcript of Eye Candy's remarks on 9/12?

Coincidence?

Posted by: meh at October 17, 2012 10:21 AM (W2qJe)

70 Obama: #ObamaWonDebate Fineman: Obama Is A "Dreamer" Yup.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2012 10:21 AM (FcR7P)

71 Gas prices expectedly dropped to $3.899 here in my necka the woods in mass. I guess the economy is slowing down!

Posted by: Truman North at October 17, 2012 10:21 AM (qNTmJ)

72 Obama is a pipe dreamer, the Choom de la Choom.

Posted by: Speller at October 17, 2012 10:21 AM (J74Py)

73 What? Don't look at me like that! It makes sense if you're a lefty.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 17, 2012 02:14 PM (4df7R)

I think I just lost brain cells.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 17, 2012 10:21 AM (da5Wo)

74 I'm sure the rate at which new posts are arriving is inversely proportional to something.

Posted by: Othered at October 17, 2012 10:21 AM (EuW9O)

75 Yea, but the trains don't even run on time with TFG.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 17, 2012 10:21 AM (RPxaa)

76 "Roseanne Barr, by the way, is more lunatic than usual. She says women 'who have sex' will vote for Biden, who, in her opinion, is a handsome man, whereas King Pimp Paul Ryan looks like Count Chocula."

I'm not gay but I can say without a shadow of a doubt that bright white fake choppers and failing hair plugs is not exactly "handsome" on anyone. You add in the fact that Biden has critical-thinking abilities of a ball peen hammer and Slow Joe isn't exactly some great catch.

BTW, the fact that Roseanne has any experience with having sex says a lot about the vast amounts of alcohol that are consumed in this country. I guess that even fat and disgusting people have willing partners.

Posted by: Slappy at October 17, 2012 10:21 AM (LTbLf)

77 Did I say Obama is a dreamer? I meant to say I dream about Obama. In a sticky sort of way.

Posted by: Howard Fineman at October 17, 2012 10:21 AM (/YJYi)

78 When I look at Joe Biden I think about what happens when brothers and sisters have sex with each other.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 10:22 AM (HWj39)

79 Rosanne, to her credit, did a candy bar commercial.

Posted by: sTevo at October 17, 2012 10:22 AM (hiMsy)

80 [Nonsense on stilts. Gingrich is a dreamer, the SCoaMF is a slacker.[/i]

But they're such fine slacks.

Posted by: David Brooks at October 17, 2012 10:22 AM (8y9MW)

81 I bet Roseanne bats both ways, but she has been married like three times to three guys. Besides those three wussies, has she ever been attractive to anyone that has had the unpleasure of looking at her? I still see her as the dumpy housewife in She-Devil. *Worst movie ever*

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 17, 2012 10:22 AM (FXsgr)

"@66: Obama's chin thrust. I've seen that facial angle presentation before, somewhere. It's like he's expecting something."

The last person I knew who struck that pose with the same frequency as Obama was a cokehead.

Posted by: Natasha at October 17, 2012 10:22 AM (jU5uf)

83 If a million people believe a foolish thing doesn't make that foolish thing not foolish.

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2012 10:22 AM (m2CN7)

84 Even with all the help from Mama Crowley....Ã˜bama *didn't* win the debate.

Posted by: wheatie at October 17, 2012 10:23 AM (ipkPX)

85 Howard Fineman: Obama is Â‘a dreamer, stronger on foreign policy,Â’ Fineman is correct, considering that Barky's home team consists of America's enemies. Barky has taken it to America stronger than anyone before in history. Usually, people end up in jail, or worse, for doing even a tenth of what Barky's been doing. Just his World Traitor Tour would have been enough to get any actual American tossed from the White House and standing trial.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2012 10:23 AM (X3lox)

I have never seen any indication that Obama is an "ideas guy." It doesn't take too much intellectual power to propose warmed over Jacobinism and Marxism as policy.

Second, who is Rosanne having sex with? I shudder to think. Shit, I just thought of Rosanne and Candy Crowley getting it on. I will be master of my domain until I die.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at October 17, 2012 10:23 AM (t06LC)

87 You'll notice that entire narrative today is that Obama 'Won'. Not on anything substantial. Just that he 'won'. They won't show the scoreboard and the other team isn't allowed to talk...just...he 'won'.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 10:23 AM (HWj39)

She says women "who have sex" will vote for Biden, who, in her opinion, is a handsome man, whereas King Pimp Paul Ryan looks like Count Chocula.

So we can assume Roseanne will vote for Ryan? I mean, she said that women who have sex will vote for Biden, so...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 17, 2012 10:23 AM (4df7R)

89 Rosie, I'm coming to liberate you, to confiscate you.

I'm coming to be your man.

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at October 17, 2012 10:23 AM (B/yDO)

90 dreamer? as in john lennon?

Posted by: willow at October 17, 2012 10:23 AM (hX8cq)

91 say...what happened to obama's teacher based economy from debate 1? I was hoping Romney would riff him on that

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 17, 2012 10:24 AM (QxSug)

92 Rosanne, to her credit, did a candy bar commercial.
Posted by: sTevo at October 17, 2012 02:22 PM (hiMsy)

Where the crowd cheered when she got crushed by a tree.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 17, 2012 10:24 AM (UK9cE)

93 Rosie always talked about "women having sex", so I usually headed to the bar to leave her alone then.

Posted by: Tom Arnold at October 17, 2012 10:25 AM (VndSC)

Did anything come of last night's meme, that the female plant questioner who asked about "women's issues" was actually a spokesmodel for Code Pink?

Catherine/Katherine somebody or other...............

Posted by: Boots at October 17, 2012 10:25 AM (neKzn)

95 90 If a million people believe a foolish thing doesn't make that foolish thing not foolish. Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2012 02:22 PM (m2CN7) But if 50 million people believe it... We end up with President Obama.

Posted by: Truman North at October 17, 2012 10:25 AM (I2LwF)

96 TFG probabky thinks "Imagine" is the best Beatles song

Posted by: The Q at October 17, 2012 10:25 AM (B/yDO)

97 Does that mean that Roseanne thinks dementia is sexy?

Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2012 02:11 PM (z63Tr)

Yes, in the sense that the dementia sufferer will forget what a toad she is after 15 minutes in her presence.

Posted by: joncelli at October 17, 2012 10:25 AM (RD7QR)

98 She says women "who have sex" will vote for Biden

That sounds like it's missing some qualifiers there. "With beagles", or "for money" or possibly "with their subordinates at the Justice Department".

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, predenounced for your convenience at October 17, 2012 10:25 AM (/kI1Q)

99 meme... so that really means, like 'schmuck"..?

Posted by: mallfly at October 17, 2012 10:26 AM (bJm7W)

100 Nonsense on stilts. Gingrich is a dreamer, the SCoaMF is a ~~slacker~~ hallucinator.

FIFY

Posted by: Country Singer (likes teh ginger ladies) at October 17, 2012 10:26 AM (L8r/r)

101 by the by, did Greg ever explain why the polls are wrong and Barky is going to win by a landslide?

Posted by: mallfly at October 17, 2012 10:26 AM (bJm7W)

102

People who have to tell everyone they won, probably didn't

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 17, 2012 10:26 AM (HLFzM)

103 Into the barrel.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at October 17, 2012 10:27 AM (evdj2)

104

Posted by: © Sponge at October 17, 2012 10:27 AM (UK9cE)

105 Will the left ever figure out how that Twitter thing works? Even a slight clue?

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2012 10:27 AM (VndSC)

106 Posted by: Country Singer (likes teh ginger ladies) at October 17, 2012 02:26 PM (L8r/r)

1 internetz fine, and it's your turn in the barrel.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 17, 2012 10:27 AM (8y9MW)

107 Roseanne as a very strident , nutty, rude person likely admires someone that is similar

Posted by: willow at October 17, 2012 10:27 AM (hX8cq)

108 I'm just a dreamer

Posted by: Ozzy Oz at October 17, 2012 10:27 AM (dvLAs)

109 The best Beatles song is clearly Jumping Jack Flash

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at October 17, 2012 10:28 AM (B/yDO)

110 Adam Carolla had a good take on Roseanne a while back. Basically, she's not funny and she just happened to be in the right place at the right time to fall into a TV show that had a unique setup and some talented writers. Notice that since her show went off the air over a decade ago, she has done absolutely nothing else.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 10:28 AM (HWj39)

111 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go talk to those nice people from the power plant who have the audacity to accuse me of breaking in again just because they found power cables covered in I heart Ryan graffiti. C'mon, that could come from anyone.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. A righteous dude. at October 17, 2012 02:20 PM (VtjlW)

I think it's the boot prints that led them to you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 17, 2012 10:28 AM (da5Wo)

112 I had a dream....I spent a zillionty dollars! And the man from the New York Times asked me questions and he was really nice to me! I flew in the president plane!!

Yay!

Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2012 10:28 AM (KXm42)

113 Wikipedia indicates she lives with a man she met when he posted on her blog.

Oh. *takei* Oh my.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, predenounced for your convenience at October 17, 2012 10:28 AM (/kI1Q)

114 Yeah, well that hashtag's got nothing on mine

#Pyrrhuswonbattle

Posted by: Pyrrhus at October 17, 2012 10:28 AM (P2Ufm)

115 Mmmmm.... Rosanne Barr, Candy Crowley, a tub of lard (but I repeat myself) and me...

Oh yeah....

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2012 10:28 AM (8qoXL)

116

Barky needs a woman to protect him, to 'win' a debate.

And it was Moochelle who broke the silence last night...with the clapping for him.

Posted by: wheatie at October 17, 2012 10:28 AM (ipkPX)

117

"I mean, I can understand if she think Obama is handsome - all valley girls here in CA think he is da bomb"

So they love his manboobs? He looks like his socialist mother to me.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 17, 2012 10:29 AM (FXsgr)

118 >>>Howard Fineman: Obama Is A "Dreamer." Can these guys ever not come across as total fags? Butch the fuck up, Howie!

Posted by: Redd at October 17, 2012 10:29 AM (f0ies)

119 Ma favrit song is Money fo Nuttin'.

Posted by: Obama Phone Lady at October 17, 2012 10:29 AM (Hx5uv)

120 >>>113 Will the left ever figure out how that Twitter thing works? Even a slight clue? When they want to call Stacey Dash a 'house slave', it works just fine.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 10:30 AM (HWj39)

121 wheatie, rules are for 'others'
we already knew that.

Posted by: willow at October 17, 2012 10:30 AM (hX8cq)

122 That's a false premise...the question is "what is Roseanne having sex with".

Posted by: sTevo at October 17, 2012 10:30 AM (hiMsy)

123 Can these guys ever not come across as total fags?

Butch the fuck up, Howie!

Posted by: Redd at October 17, 2012 02:29 PM (f0ies)

It's the curse of the theta male.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 17, 2012 10:30 AM (4df7R)

124 BTW, the fact that Roseanne has any experience with having sex says a lot about the vast amounts of alcohol that are consumed in this country. I guess that even fat and disgusting people have willing partners. Posted by: Slappy at October 17, 2012 02:21 PM (LTbLf) My beer vision goggles do not have a setting for obese, communist slug.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 17, 2012 10:30 AM (xpj32)

125 Dammit! Hey...this thing comes with suspenders!

Posted by: Country Singer (likes teh ginger ladies) at October 17, 2012 10:31 AM (L8r/r)

126 Give Fineman a break.

He's never recovered from losing his gig as Olbermann's ass sucker when Keef went into permanent seclusion.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2012 10:31 AM (BuSM8)

127 "Proceed Governor Romney." That is why Candy jumped in. Thinskin was about to jump ugly. That was the moment that I thought revealed Obama the man the most. It was a dismissive STFU I am not answering your pissy little questions.

Posted by: Golan Globus at October 17, 2012 10:31 AM (/1U3u)

128 During the Charlie Sheen fiasco, Rosanne began bashing Chuck Lorre, who also was involved in her show. She said what a horrible guy he was, blah blah blah. Yet, at least 3 people from her show - the daughter, her BF, and someone else, who's name escapes me, were in the Big Bang. So, apparently, they liked him just fine to work with him again. I don't thing too many people like her, which I think explains a lot of Tom Arnold's popularity.

Posted by: Redd at October 17, 2012 10:32 AM (f0ies)

129

Roseanne Barr, by the way, is more lunatic than usual. She says women "who have sex" will vote for Biden

Great news! Roseanne's coming out for Romney!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 17, 2012 10:33 AM (U+DUu)

130 Let me tell all of you. Roseanne and I literally had "a thing" back in the late 1980s. The animal magnetism between us was literally unbreakable. Literally my favorite love-making sessions with her involved role playing, such as us reenacting the famous "squeal like a pig" scene from "Deliverance". However, I really I didn't like that she literally always made me play the Ned Beatty character in the scene. But you take what you can get. Right? Are you with me?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2012 10:33 AM (LTbLf)

131 This is what I don't get. When people say someone "won" a debate, what do they mean? Does it mean one person made the other look bad? Does it mean one person in your mind made better arguments? I thought "winning" was convincing undecided people to vote for you, or convincing someone to switch. And think about how fucking stupid you would have to be to witness 4 years of Obama failing all over the place but then get your mind convinced one way or another because of a 2 hour talkig point session. If you had your mind changed from undecided to Romney, or from Undecided to Obama by watching these things, fucking kill yourself

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 17, 2012 10:33 AM (zE4Bl)

132 I am looking forward to the friggin internet ad that for $3 bucks, I can win a chance to go trick or treating with the Obama children. And SCOAMF cracking the joke that each child is dressing as one of the two scariest things they could think of....Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life

Very funny! But let's not be too surprised when we actually see this ad.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2012 10:33 AM (G+Wff)

133 >>>137 During the Charlie Sheen fiasco, Rosanne began bashing Chuck Lorre, who also was involved in her show. She said what a horrible guy he was, blah blah blah. Yet, at least 3 people from her show - the daughter, her BF, and someone else, who's name escapes me, were in the Big Bang. So, apparently, they liked him just fine to work with him again. I don't thing too many people like her, which I think explains a lot of Tom Arnold's popularity. Yeah...she thinks she made that show and is the reason it was a popular. No, it was Lorre and a good writing staff...which included a young fellow named Josh Wheddon. She has done DICK since that show went off the air.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 10:33 AM (HWj39)

134 >>>140 This is what I don't get. When people say someone "won" a debate, what do they mean? In the case of male MSM, it means they got a boner.

Posted by: Redd at October 17, 2012 10:34 AM (f0ies)

135

#ObeseWomenForObama

Candy Crowley, are you in?

It's a rhetorical question.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 17, 2012 10:35 AM (U+DUu)

136

After the Barr & Arnold divorce I remember reading where Roseanne said that Tom was very small "down there". To which Tom replied -

"Even a 747 looks small when it lands in the Grand Canyon"

Too funny & I'm sure accurate.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2012 10:35 AM (G+Wff)

137 Chicks dig em!

Posted by: Hair Plugz at October 17, 2012 10:36 AM (/YJYi)

138 Rosanne--

I want to roll you in flour.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2012 10:36 AM (8qoXL)

139

130 wheatie, rules are for 'others'

we already knew that.

I know willow....ain't that the truth.

What's sticking in my head, is the fact that there will be...'Ghost Electoral Votes'...being counted in this election.

When I was looking at CAC's maps last night, it occurred to me...

These electoral vote distributions are...wrong.

There have been masses of people fleeing from Blue States, yet those states still have the electoral votes based on those people still being there!

And there are Red States, where these people from Blue States have moved to...which should have more electoral votes as a result...but they don't.

Posted by: wheatie at October 17, 2012 10:36 AM (ipkPX)

140 You'll notice that entire narrative today is that Obama 'Won'. Not on anything substantial. Just that he 'won'. They won't show the scoreboard and the other team isn't allowed to talk...just...he 'won'.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 02:23 PM (HWj39)

----------------------------------------------

The MFM and the leftists have to believe that. And I mean they HAVE to believe. It's all they've got and all they've ever had; their belief in their chocolate god.

They've invested absolutely everything in the SCOAMT.

Posted by: Soona at October 17, 2012 10:36 AM (WTxY5)

141 ---

Mussolini's been there, done that.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 17, 2012 02:21 PM (Hx5uv)

here's to hoping their share the same end.

Posted by: Vergeltung at October 17, 2012 10:36 AM (fw+Ko)

142 And bring your friend Candy, too!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2012 10:37 AM (8qoXL)

143 The actress who plays Sheldon's mom, is the one I forgot. She played Rosanne's sister.

Posted by: Redd at October 17, 2012 10:37 AM (f0ies)

144 MFM: Obama won the debate. We came to the same conclusion before err...after the debate

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2012 10:38 AM (1Jaio)

145

<i>She says women "who have sex" will vote for Biden, who, in her opinion, is a handsome man, whereas King Pimp Paul Ryan looks like Count Chocula.</i>

Rosie clearly didn't see that picture of Ryan in a white shirt on a phone call with Mitt Romney before the debates. Damn! I was tempted to send it to the hillbuzz guy.

Posted by: Lea at October 17, 2012 10:38 AM (lIU4e)

146 Most men put "Roseanne Barr finds you sexually attractive" in the same binder with "The IRS would like some further information on last year's return"

Posted by: JEM at October 17, 2012 10:39 AM (o+SC1)

147 Republicans = Megyn Kelly

Democrats = Rosanne Barr

Why again are we having this discussion?

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 17, 2012 10:40 AM (8qoXL)

148

Obama is real big on memes. It's because he gets to say "ME" twice.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2012 10:40 AM (VndSC)

149

102Did anything come of last night's meme, that the female plant questioner who asked about "women's issues" was actually a spokesmodel for Code Pink?

The funny part is that these are the same women who shriek that others define them by their lady parts, then they dress up as such lady parts and talk about said parts incessantly.

It'd be like Barry squawking "Everybody says I'm a narcissist, that everything is all about me, but that criticism makes me feel bad, and I think that I'm not a narcissist, and I never have been a narcissist, and everyone tells me so, and that I'm wonderful. But enough about you."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 17, 2012 10:41 AM (U+DUu)

150 156 Republicans = Megyn Kelly Democrats = Rosanne Barr Why again are we having this discussion? Republicans = Stacey Dash Democrats = Candy Crowley Republicans = Tawny Kitaen Democrats = Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 10:41 AM (HWj39)

151 Is it wrong for me to get an erection when I watch You Tube videos of manatees? Oh, those are videos from Roseanne Barr's vacation to Bermuda. Well, the erection still isn't dissipating so I think I'm going to give Roseanne a call.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2012 10:42 AM (LTbLf)

152

155Most men put "Roseanne Barr finds you sexually attractive" in the same binder with "The IRS would like some further information on last year's return"

Or your dentist, probing your teeth, saying "Uh oh."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 17, 2012 10:42 AM (U+DUu)

153 Does anyone find it surprising that Roseanne used a food product mascot to bash Ryan?

Posted by: Slappy at October 17, 2012 10:44 AM (LTbLf)

154 ha-ha, biden cuter than paul ryan? ~.~ ryan derangement syndrome has been inexplicably strong in the liberals. x.X plus: EVITABLE. love it! i'm gonna make posters and put them on my office door...thanks to a great policy, we're all allowed 1/3 of the door, and i can make it look like we all hate obama since once of the other two hardly speaks english and the other is a d&d-playing shut-in who could care less about politics :3

Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 10:48 AM (79EF9)

155 Roseanne is not one to be criticizing other people's looks!

Posted by: Frank S at October 17, 2012 10:52 AM (B9edC)

156 In Kenyan, the word "dreamer" translates to arrogant a-hole. Just sayin'

Posted by: Bystander at October 17, 2012 11:00 AM (/sohm)

157 i want to see fat girls riot

Posted by: coldwarrior at October 17, 2012 11:03 AM (fpL1+)

158 98 dreamer? as in john lennon?

I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at October 17, 2012 11:04 AM (vjyZP)

159 138 Roseanne Barr, by the way, is more lunatic than usual. She says women "who have sex" will vote for Biden __________________ Do you think Joe takes his dentures before sex, or not? 'Cuz I bet there is nothing a sexy woman likes better than seeing her man's giant Chiclet teeth gleaming on the nightstand.

Posted by: Bystander at October 17, 2012 11:04 AM (/sohm)

160 Do we know the name of the person that asked the immigration question? Any research there?

Because her smirk looked to me like "Hi, I'm an illegal and you can't even find me morons."

Posted by: Al at October 17, 2012 11:08 AM (MzQOZ)

161 So she calls Paul Ryan "Count Chocula" and some other leftist the other day called him Eddie Munster.

The left is attacking a good man because of his appearance, because hair grows in a particular one-square-inch spot on his forehead.

If Obama were attacked for his skin color, that would be racist.

If a fat kid is called fat ass, that's bullying.

If a gay person is called a fag, that's homophobic.

If a woman who doesn't remove her body hair is called sasquatch, that's misogyny.

BUT

If you're white, male, and a Republican, all bets are off and all names are fair game. Don't bother addressing the white male Republican's ideas or policies, just attack him for what he looks like. After all, he's not allowed to fight back.

Posted by: aaa at October 17, 2012 11:12 AM (JFsQc)

162 166 i want to see fat girls riot

Posted by: coldwarrior at October 17, 2012 03:03 PM (fpL1+)

Imagine the video sales of "Fat Girls Gone Wild."

Posted by: Slappy at October 17, 2012 11:13 AM (LTbLf)

163 Funny how the "anti-bullying" crowd is so quick to call names

Posted by: aaa at October 17, 2012 11:13 AM (JFsQc)

164 You fucking CLUELESS TWAT WAFFLE HACK My Tweet to Howie Fineman

Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 11:35 AM (ck76k)

165 Dreamer? Yeah that is usually the guy behind 7-11 chooming.

Oh. Wait.

Posted by: marcus at October 17, 2012 11:36 AM (GGCsk)

166 Roseanne always seemed to have a thing for vulgarities. And leave it to liberal women to vote for someone based on whether they'd have or not they'd have sex with that candidate instead of actually voting for a candidate based on facts and character. Some great capitalist will figure out how to corral all these whacko liberal animals and create a zoo of international draw. Roseanne deserves her own tank.

Posted by: one at October 17, 2012 11:45 AM (W5c4e)

167

Eva Longoria Tweet: Beautiful on the outside but a name-calling dunce on the inside -

I have no idea why any woman/minority can vote for Romney,Â” the tweet read. Â“You have to be stupid to vote for such a racist/misogynistic twat.Â”

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2012 12:03 PM (G+Wff)

168 It is, in fact, spelled "Chocula." I'm looking at my yearly celebratory Halloween box right now.

Posted by: Gen. Mills at October 17, 2012 01:15 PM (mV5Rx)

169

The First Ghey Prezzy is a dreamer?

Posted by: The Rainbow Connection cums full circle at October 17, 2012 02:15 PM (UkFmk)

170 172Funny how the "anti-bullying" crowd is so quick to call names

Posted by: aaa at October 17, 2012 03:13 PM (JFsQc)

Who cares? Doesn't everyone?

Posted by: Right Turn Allowed at October 17, 2012 02:24 PM (IOWVc)

171

I'm a white male. You can call me anything you like as long as it's not a Democrat. I really don't care what they call white males. It's totally meaningless and irrelevant. Expecting equal treatment is like expecting a petulant child not to whine. It's just the nature of the beast. Get over it.

Posted by: Right Turn Allowed at October 17, 2012 02:26 PM (IOWVc)

172 obysmal ONE deebait

Right.

Just like hitler WON WWII

Posted by: Blacksmith8✡ at October 17, 2012 03:13 PM (Yzu6e)

173 Kingpimp is one of my all-time favorite words. I spoke of it when few had heard it before. I wanted to open "K.P.'s All American Hot Dogs" but didn't. Because what I wanted to do more was use the "K" and "p" from Kingpimp as two separate symbols for two separate words, which I can do without opening my (mobile) hot dog stand.

Posted by: twoslaps at October 17, 2012 04:56 PM (pbUEP)

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