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March 08, 2012

Karma Fisker Dies in Consumer Reports Testing
— Ace

Whatever Midas had? Yeah, Obama has something different.

A $100,000-plus Fisker Automotive luxury car died during Consumer Reports speed testing for reasons that are still unknown, leaving the struggling electric car startup with another blow to its image.
"It is a little disconcerting that you pay that amount of money for a car and it lasts basically 180 miles before going wrong," David Champion, senior director for the magazine's automotive test center, told Reuters.
...
The breakdown of the Consumer Reports car is more bad news for a company that already recalled some Karmas. Fisker also has changed its CEO and halted production over the past month as it seeks to renegotiate the terms of a $529 million loan from the U.S. Department of Energy.

And when asked if he owned a Chevy Volt, Energy Secretary Steven Chu said he didn't even own a car. At the moment.

This administration seems to have a very theoretical connection with reality.

If you've ever wondered what Government By Hippies might look like, now you know.

Put Me In Coach, I'm Ready

Now, from what I've gathered from cursory observation, the guy on the little hill is going to throw a ball, and I'm going to hit it, right?

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1 All this would be hilarious if it wasn't our money going down the crapper

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 08, 2012 03:52 PM (eCnLg)

2 There are a whole lot of jokes of the "karma is a...." variety just sitting there. It's a shame they're all smushed together in my brain with no single joke making itself clear.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 03:52 PM (zmm1+)

3 Chinese guy. Driving.

The jokes. The jokes...

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 03:52 PM (MMC8r)

4 We should have given them more money

Posted by: phoenixgirl mourning Andrew at March 08, 2012 03:52 PM (vNBIm)

5 And the president is a scoamf

Posted by: phoenixgirl mourning Andrew at March 08, 2012 03:53 PM (vNBIm)

6 Hippies need to stick to what they're good at (hippie jam bands) and leave the rest of us alone.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 08, 2012 03:53 PM (KI/Ch)

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 08, 2012 07:52 PM (eCnLg)

Uhhm, yeah. That kinda takes the fun out of it. Hmph.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 03:53 PM (zmm1+)

8 Imagine how pissed you get when your phone, tablet, computer, whatever bricks. Now multiply that by how much more an electric car costs.

Really, I think the only response to this is to Nelson Muntz it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 08, 2012 03:53 PM (Gk3SS)

9 A $100,000-plus Fisker Automotive luxury car died during Consumer Reports speed testing for reasons that are still unknown, leaving the struggling electric car startup with another blow to its image.

Pulled the cord out, probably.

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 03:53 PM (MMC8r)

10 These are most definitely not hippies. Hell, Obama's got the left here up in arms by cracking down on cannabis clubs. Most def. not hippies. No way in Hell I can imagine anyone in the Obama admin at a Dead show.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 08, 2012 03:53 PM (dZ756)

11 Loose cables....

Posted by: Tami at March 08, 2012 03:54 PM (X6akg)

12 How can a car that runs on embryonic stem cells be anything but awesome?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 08, 2012 03:55 PM (lVGED)

13 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2012 03:56 PM (7W3wI)

14 11 Loose cables.... --------- Yeah. What she said.

Posted by: Time-Traveling Neutrino at March 08, 2012 03:56 PM (NmR1a)

15 And when asked if he owned a Chevy Volt, Energy Secretary Steven Chu said he didn't even own a car. At the moment.

Usually, I just teleport myself from place to place because I'm a really smart Nobel Laureate and stuff.

Posted by: Steven Chu, A Nobel Laureate at March 08, 2012 03:56 PM (QKKT0)

16 Yeah, the opposite of the Midas touch is apparently the power to turn 7 trillion dollars into worthless junk and worthless paper.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2012 03:56 PM (RtpCp)

17 <<<Now, from what I've gathered from cursory observation, the guy on the little hill is going to throw a ball, and I'm going to hit it, right?>>>

Yes, but don't worry about actually hitting it or scoring a goal, because you're going to get a trophy regardless and no one is keeping score anyway.

Posted by: sgt. york at March 08, 2012 03:56 PM (1IPWs)

I lost my license now I don't drive....
I have a limo, ride in the back....
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked

Posted by: Steven Choo ....life's been good to me... at March 08, 2012 03:56 PM (dauG/)

19 I thought a "Fisker" was an unnatural sex act?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 08, 2012 03:57 PM (eCnLg)

20 Damn! And we were all teed up to make the Karma next year's Car of the Year.

Posted by: Motor Trendy at March 08, 2012 03:57 PM (eHIJJ)

21 Now Obama is killing jobs in Norway.

Posted by: Cicero at March 08, 2012 03:57 PM (QKKT0)

22 You put a windmill on the hood. The car goes, the windmill turns and powers the car. Duh.

Posted by: Lars Groteballen at March 08, 2012 03:57 PM (GUj/0)

23 I think it appropriate that the car is named Fisker.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2012 03:58 PM (jucos)

24 Who fisks the Fiskers?

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 03:58 PM (MMC8r)

25 There's gotta be a funny Scandi joke in here someplace.

Posted by: Tom Brokaw, Race Comedian at March 08, 2012 03:58 PM (QKKT0)

26 19 I thought a "Fisker" was an unnatural sex act? Posted by: nevergiveup

I guess you drove it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 08, 2012 03:58 PM (lVGED)

27 Now Obama is killing jobs in Norway. Posted by: Cicero at March 08, 2012 07:57 PM (QKKT0) ------------------------------------------------------ What can't this guy do?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2012 03:59 PM (jucos)

28 They're VERY close to breaking the $500/mi barrier.

Posted by: Stephen Chooooo at March 08, 2012 03:59 PM (MMC8r)

29 Who fisks the Fiskers? Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 07:58 PM (MMC8r) From the results, obviously a UAW worker

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 08, 2012 03:59 PM (eCnLg)

30 "Seeks to renegotiate the terms of a $529 million loan from the U.S. Department of Energy GRANTED DURING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION." FIFY.

Posted by: Greg at March 08, 2012 03:59 PM (yxtW6)

31 It's just pinin' for the fjords.

Posted by: Your Friendly Fisker Service Department at March 08, 2012 04:00 PM (QKKT0)

32 So, the Volt is on hold, this thing is on hold, Solyndra has already crapped out, we're not building Keystone, ERIC HOLDER IS STILL THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THIS COUNTRY, and Leon Panetta thinks we should ask the Chinese and Russians before we go to war, but not the Congress.

I mean, I know back in '08 that it would be bad, but I had no idea that there would be absolutely no adult supervision.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 08, 2012 04:00 PM (7utQ2)

33 I blame Critical FUEL Theory.

Posted by: Mountainmonkey at March 08, 2012 04:01 PM (uXdJq)

34 "It is a little disconcerting that you pay that amount of money for a car and it lasts basically 180 miles before going wrong," David Champion

Get used to it.

Posted by: Barack OScoamf at March 08, 2012 04:01 PM (YuQT8)

35 "Seeks to renegotiate the terms of a $529 million loan from the U.S. Department of Energy GRANTED DURING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION."

So September, 2009, was during the Bush Administration?

Wow. W's a time-traveler.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at March 08, 2012 04:01 PM (bjRNS)

36 Hey Gerg....I don't give a rip who gave the loan. The green energy business model is stupid. Period.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 08, 2012 04:01 PM (7utQ2)

37 Oh Greg, fuck off.

Please?

Posted by: Cicero at March 08, 2012 04:01 PM (QKKT0)

38 You gotta laugh at stories like this because it hurts too much to cry.

Posted by: bigred at March 08, 2012 04:02 PM (mIcI8)

39 So, the Volt is on hold, this thing is on hold, Solyndra has already crapped out, we're not building Keystone, ERIC HOLDER IS STILL THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THIS COUNTRY, and Leon Panetta thinks we should ask the Chinese and Russians before we go to war, but not the Congress. I mean, I know back in '08 that it would be bad, but I had no idea that there would be absolutely no adult supervision. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 08, 2012 08:00 PM (7utQ2) Don't forget that Panetta also "Thinks" that maybe, just maybe, the USA actually has more firepower than Israel?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 08, 2012 04:02 PM (eCnLg)

40 "It's important to note that with more than 400 Fisker Karma sedans already on the road in the U.S., we also have many satisfied customers who are enjoying daily commutes in their cars," Fisker said in the statement.

Wow. A whole 400. And they are enjoying their daily commutes. No one can argue with figures like that.

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 04:02 PM (P6QsQ)

41 3 people to the mile!!!! Getcher biofuel car!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl mourning Andrew at March 08, 2012 04:02 PM (vNBIm)

42 "Seeks to renegotiate the terms of a $529 million loan from the U.S. Department of Energy GRANTED DURING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION." So September, 2009, was during the Bush Administration? Wow. W's a time-traveler. Posted by: Meiczyslaw at March 08, 2012 08:01 PM (bjRNS) ---------------------------------------------------- What can't this guy do?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2012 04:02 PM (jucos)

43 That's some bad shit, man.....when your Karma has been recalled.

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2012 04:02 PM (dauG/)

44 A shit sandwich. A $529 million dollar shit sandwich.

Posted by: huerfano at March 08, 2012 04:02 PM (fIuC0)

45 Isn't it interesting how I only make posts to prop up Obama when I'm such a true conservative?

Posted by: Greg at March 08, 2012 04:03 PM (MMC8r)

46 Karma is a slut.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 08, 2012 04:03 PM (qwK3S)

47 "It's important to note that with more than 400 Fisker Karma sedans
already on the road in the U.S., we also have many satisfied customers
who are enjoying daily commutes in their cars," Fisker said in the
statement.

...sitting in the garage making motor sounds

Posted by: Cicero at March 08, 2012 04:03 PM (QKKT0)

48 In theory, there's no difference between practice and theory. In practice, there is.

Posted by: Andy at March 08, 2012 04:03 PM (XG+Mn)

49 That's some bad shit, man.....when your Karma has been recalled. Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2012 08:02 PM (dauG/) Oh that's a good one. OK if I steal it

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 08, 2012 04:03 PM (eCnLg)

50 Consumer Reports to be attacked by the left in 3...2...

Posted by: Hey.wheres.barry at March 08, 2012 04:04 PM (hyP1j)

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2012 07:56 PM (RtpCp)

And SCOAMF certainly has that touch in spades.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 04:04 PM (zmm1+)

52 At least it hasn't exploded and raped a Prius like the VOLT.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 08, 2012 04:04 PM (lVGED)

53 Whatever Midas had? Yeah, Obama has something different.

Midas is close. Think Medusa.

There's even the ancient Greek warning to the USA in her name. They knew.

Posted by: really ... at March 08, 2012 04:04 PM (X3lox)

I'll hazard a guess the entire electric car supply chain work force are updating resumes.

Posted by: booter at March 08, 2012 04:04 PM (deujC)

55 We Don't Explode!

Posted by: The Fisker Tag Line Evaluation Committee at March 08, 2012 04:05 PM (QKKT0)

56 I'll hazard a guess the entire electric car supply chain work force are updating resumes. Posted by: booter at March 08, 2012 08:04 PM (deujC) Yeah but just how many Chimminy Sweeps do you need now a days?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 08, 2012 04:05 PM (eCnLg)

Posted by: Cicero at March 08, 2012 07:57 PM (QKKT0)

Well, Europe wanted him elected, it's only fair they get to feel the pain.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 04:05 PM (zmm1+)

58 Electric car is the future? There are cars with ic engines on the road still running strong After 500,000 miles. Hell rotarys can last 150,000 miles before they Die.

Posted by: McLovin at March 08, 2012 04:06 PM (dpNTk)

59 I thought Fisker made scissors. Seriously, isn't that a scissors company?

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 04:06 PM (P6QsQ)

60 Finally, A Golf Cart For Rich Idiots

Posted by: The Fisker Tag Line Evaluation Committee at March 08, 2012 04:06 PM (QKKT0)

61

Steven Chu doesn't need a car. He has a driver.

It's good to be the elite.

Posted by: dick cheese at March 08, 2012 04:06 PM (GTbGH)

62 @49....Sure, nevergiveup. Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2012 04:06 PM (dauG/)

Greg,

Uhm no you lying fucking liberal. That would be Obama that approved Fiskers $529 Million loan to build cars in Finland.

Why do you lie so much Greg?

http://tinyurl.com/74qn7sj

Posted by: robtr at March 08, 2012 04:06 PM (MtwBb)

64 Perhaps it needed more air in the tires.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 08, 2012 04:07 PM (qwK3S)

65 Ah, the fisking. A decade-old meme.

I take it that, here, the taxpayer is the Fisk-ee.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 08, 2012 04:07 PM (QTHTd)

66 Safety scissors, I believe.

Posted by: Lauren at March 08, 2012 04:07 PM (GJKGC)

67 Hey Greg, go fluke yourself.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 08, 2012 04:07 PM (QTHTd)

68 Why do you lie so much Greg?

The Texas Legislature told him to.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 08, 2012 04:07 PM (Gk3SS)

69 I clean Obama's taint

Posted by: Gerg at March 08, 2012 04:08 PM (jucos)

70 @59....I think the scissor company is spelled 'Fiskar'. ....I just looked for a pair around here to check, but the kids have carried them all off.

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2012 04:09 PM (dauG/)

71
Why do you lie so much Greg?

http://tinyurl.com/74qn7sj

Ooooo, come on, Greg, answer that one.

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 04:09 PM (MMC8r)

72 It Looks Like It's Going A Hundred Miles An Hour Standing Still

Posted by: The Fisker Tag Line Evaluation Committee at March 08, 2012 04:09 PM (QKKT0)

73 You know we keep fucking bashing eachother in the face over the tactics some want to use, the means of which we think we can win elections, and the policies in which we wish our elected representatives to enact once they are elected. The left, they don't give a shit other than getting their guys in power. Fuck results, ethics, any of that shit, toss it out the fucking window.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 08, 2012 04:09 PM (swkkW)

74 The Fisker runs on White Power.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 08, 2012 04:10 PM (V6fqC)

75 Grease is on AMC and it the Story Notes edition. I like the story notes

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 08, 2012 04:10 PM (eCnLg)

76 I think the scissor company is spelled 'Fiskar'. ....I just looked for a pair around here to check, but the kids have carried them all off. Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2012 08:09 PM

Yep. Just looked at mine. You're right.

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 04:10 PM (P6QsQ)

77 Let's put a bunch of academics in charge of the country. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: The Oligarchy at March 08, 2012 04:10 PM (2grn/)

Energy Secretary Steven Chu said he doesn't own a car. At the moment.

Of course not, I'm sure we are paying for his car and driver. Parasites.

Posted by: dogfish at March 08, 2012 04:11 PM (N2yhW)

79 Let's put a bunch of academics in charge of the country. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: The Oligarchy at March 08, 2012 08:10 PM (2grn/)

It's not an administration of retards led by an academic that I fear. I fear an administration of academics led by a retard.

Posted by: Al The Great at March 08, 2012 04:12 PM (X3lox)

80 >>I thought Fisker made scissors. Seriously, isn't that a scissors company?

That's Fiskars. :-D I totally checked my quilting tools when these stories first started coming out. http://www3.fiskars.com/

They get their US mail in Madistan WI, for some reason.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 08, 2012 04:12 PM (hO8IJ)

81 Aaaaaaannnnnnd, self-editing my comment on Stephen Chu driving.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 08, 2012 04:12 PM (7utQ2)

82 Seeks to renegotiate the terms of a $529 million loan from the U.S. Department of Energy GRANTED DURING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION."
Posted by: Greg at March 08, 2012 07:59 PM (yxtW6)

Really Greg? Let's check the DOE website.

September 2009
ATVM Loan Program offers conditional commitment for loan to Fisker Automotive

April 2010
ATVM Loan Program closes loan to Fisker Automotive

Looks like you are a bald faced fucking liar again. Who would have guessed?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 08, 2012 04:14 PM (0q2P7)

83 Why is the U.S. Department of Energy putting our money into a foreign made car company?And when did the DOE get into the car business, instead of trying everyday to shut down one energy sector or another in this country?

Apparently someone noticed that spending 5 trillion in 3 years is still difficult to do. All the sinkholes in all the cities in all of America, and still we can't manage to fill them all up fast enough, so let's go to another part of the world where I haven't the slightest interest in finding on a map and toss that money over there.

At this point, I would have been happier with the DOE paying for Miss Fluke and friend's contraceptives, instead. At least I know with the Hoya whores that it will be a product that has been guaranteed to put out.

Posted by: befuddled at March 08, 2012 04:14 PM (xJU23)

84 I fucked the whole transmission assembly team at Karma Fisker ...

Posted by: eastvalleyphx channeling a certain slut at March 08, 2012 04:14 PM (qiOph)

85 Never before in human history has so much money been repeatedly squandered so poorly for so little result.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 08, 2012 04:15 PM (ZJCDy)

86 Probably a bad solenoid. Those golf carts are notorious for bad solenoids.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 04:15 PM (sv7B2)

87 30 "Seeks to renegotiate the terms of a $529 million loan from the U.S. Department of Energy GRANTED DURING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION."

FIFY. Posted by: Greg at March 08, 2012 07:59 PM

Yup... BOOOSHHHHH !!!

http://tinyurl.com/3wc4lv8

"With the approval of the Obama administration, an electric car company that received a $529 million federal government loan guarantee is assembling its first line of cars in Finland, saying it could not find a facility in the United States capable of doing the work. "

Now fix your fuckin' shine box

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 04:15 PM (Y+DPZ)

88 robtr: "Why do you lie so much Greg?"

I'm a scorpion?

Posted by: The Greg at March 08, 2012 04:15 PM (eHIJJ)

89 "Okay, come on. The car is called the Karma? And it died? During testing?" No, it just went into brick mode. The driver died.

Posted by: disgusting oratory at March 08, 2012 04:15 PM (xXhWA)

90 We're paying for Norwegian electric cars AND Brazilian oil exploration?

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 04:16 PM (MMC8r)

91 Hey Greg. Since you either are a damnable liar, or incapable of getting facts correct, I need to know, who do you think will win the Presidency in 2012?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 08, 2012 04:17 PM (0q2P7)

92 Did they brick the Fisker? That would be so cool.

Posted by: really ... at March 08, 2012 04:17 PM (X3lox)

93 Do you think Greg gives a shit about anything Obama does? No, he only cares about beating "us", and his "team" winning. Obama could grant 500 billion dollars to Haliburton to strangle poor black children in the Congo, Greg would still vote for him because Santorum is a "psycho reich winger who wants to force him to be a Christian".

Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 08, 2012 04:17 PM (swkkW)

94 Put Me In Coach, I'm Ready

Now, from what I've gathered from cursory observation, the guy on the little hill is going to throw a ball, and I'm going to hit it, right?

Thats right Corky, hit the ball. Now give me that damn whistle, before I have an aneurysm.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 08, 2012 04:18 PM (C2//T)

95 >>We're paying for Norwegian electric cars AND Brazilian oil exploration?

And African abortions. Not as useful as oil.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 08, 2012 04:18 PM (hO8IJ)

96 >>>One thing though: You have to have huge balls or a tiny brain to name an car "karma" that incorporates iffy technology, has zero market potential, and is funded by borrowed money from a bankrupt superpower.

That's like begging God to make you look stupid.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 08, 2012 04:18 PM (0q2P7)

97 Did the check the tire pressure?

Posted by: Fritz at March 08, 2012 04:18 PM (FDEjy)

98 We're paying for Norwegian electric cars AND Brazilian oil exploration? Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 08:16 PM (MMC8r) Well there are some Norwegian and Brazilian things I'd pay for?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 08, 2012 04:19 PM (eCnLg)

99 >>I thought Fisker made scissors. Seriously, isn't that a scissors company?

Well that would explain their electric car problem.

Posted by: Retread at March 08, 2012 04:19 PM (joSBv)

100

Greg,

Is just like Obama, he lies, he blames, he fails.

Hey Greg, care to comment on Gallups new numbers showing 50% of Americans beleive he has a failed presidency?

Of course not, you got caught again and now you have run off to hide.

Posted by: robtr at March 08, 2012 04:19 PM (MtwBb)

101 From the DOE's Loan Programs Office Website

http://tinyurl.com/646shoq

Project Fisker Automotive Technology OEM Location Wilmington, DE Loan Amount $529 million Eligibility ATVM Status Closed Date of agreement Apr 2010 Jobs Construction N/A Jobs Permanent 2,000 Generation Capacity (MW) N/A Annual Generation Output (MWh) N/A Annual Gasoline Displaced (Gallons) 17,400,000 Annual Avoided CO2 (tons) 154,000 Annual Cars off the Road* 30,000 Households Equivalent (annual)** N/A

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 04:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

102 I thought we were paying for junk washing classes for some males in Africa.

Posted by: Ronster at March 08, 2012 04:21 PM (T1nDt)

103 Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 08:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

Yeah I already summarized that in a far less irritating post.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 08, 2012 04:21 PM (0q2P7)

104 MikeTheMoose: "That's like begging God to make you look stupid."

I can assure you I didn't need any help.

Posted by: Jay Thomas at March 08, 2012 04:21 PM (eHIJJ)

105 Date of agreement
Apr 2010

Tell us greg, who was President during April 2010?

And where's that shine box?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 04:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

106
Electric cars when out of juice turn into a fluking "brick". It's called "bricking". Can't even tow the sucker - wheels lock up.

If your stuck with a "brick" only thing left to do is get a mouse named Ignatz and a Krazy Kat. At least it would be good for something.

Posted by: Deli LLama at March 08, 2012 04:21 PM (ADlPJ)

107 Coal powered cars are the future.

Posted by: toby928© at March 08, 2012 04:21 PM (GTbGH)

108 Anybody else wanna bet that we've seen the last of Gweggie on this thread? No takers? None? Huh. Maybe he left his shine box in the Gallup poll thread. brb.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2012 04:22 PM (I/cLr)

109 Gee, where did the troll go? It's like he was shocked that we'd call him on his bullshit

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 04:22 PM (Y+DPZ)

110 I bet this guy Fisker is the kind of guy who would fuck you in the ass and not even have the common decency to give you a reach-around...I mean look. He was supposed to build the cars in Maryland. He took the money and ran back to Finland with it leaving Obama and Biden used like two dollar Flukes...

Posted by: Don't hate the player... at March 08, 2012 04:22 PM (NOnHM)

111 >>You have to have huge balls or a tiny brain to name an car "karma" that incorporates iffy technology

"Karma" is Finnish for "we don't need no steenking software testing."

Anyway, we're just being mean. The article says they have 4 *hundred* satisfied customers in the U.S.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 08, 2012 04:22 PM (hO8IJ)

112 This iteration of Greg is almost certainly AJ. Maybe all the Gregs are, I don't know.

Posted by: toby928© at March 08, 2012 04:23 PM (GTbGH)

113 I love cock

Posted by: toby at March 08, 2012 04:23 PM (oibxU)

114 On the bright side, the battery hasn't burst into flames.

Yet.

Posted by: Fritz at March 08, 2012 04:23 PM (FDEjy)

115 And the country is called Finland.

But I need some Norwegian wood.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 08, 2012 04:23 PM (Kh1up)

116 When morons shot his bullshit dead
He bravely switched to pr0n instead
Bravest of the brave, sir Greggie!

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 08, 2012 04:23 PM (QTHTd)

117 he he.

Posted by: Karma at March 08, 2012 04:23 PM (P9OJs)

118 This is when you need to own a plane.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at March 08, 2012 08:20 PM (hXJOG)

Rush might want to rent you EIB One

Posted by: Ombudsman at March 08, 2012 04:24 PM (AxHOT)

119

The EXACT same thing happened to me once. Exact, I'm telling you.

Except it was Packard Bell computers and not one but two test machines crapped out.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 08, 2012 04:24 PM (XdlcF)

120

Do you think Greg gives a shit about anything Obama does? No, he only cares about beating "us", and his "team" winning. Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 08, 2012 08:17 PM (swkkW)

So true. Leftism is no more a philosophy than stupidity is a philosophy.

Posted by: disgusting oratory at March 08, 2012 04:24 PM (xXhWA)

121 Put me in cooch.

Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2012 04:24 PM (7W3wI)

122 >>Annual Cars off the Road*
30,000

Someone really thought they were going to replace 30,000 real cars with 400 of these toys? Really? REALLY?

I'm in the wrong industry.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 08, 2012 04:24 PM (hO8IJ)

123 Oh, yeah? How many black owned car companies have YOU guys supported?

WHITEY!!!

Posted by: Jay Thomas at March 08, 2012 04:24 PM (Y+DPZ)

124 >>>Gee, where did the troll go? It's like he was shocked that we'd call him on his bullshit

Greg is like an Imperial TIE fighter. Fast, misses target a lot, and totally without shields is prone to get blown out of the sky by a freighter.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 08, 2012 04:25 PM (0q2P7)

125 Has the administration looked into nationalizing Consumer Reports yet? Or allowing them to continue, but make it too expensive to do so, thereby driving the out of business? I think Consumer Reports needs the Joe the Plumber/Sarah Palin treatment.

Posted by: Truman North at March 08, 2012 04:25 PM (I2LwF)

126 The Karma is still a sweet looking car. I wouldn't mind slapping the body onto a gas powered car.

Posted by: wooga at March 08, 2012 04:26 PM (vjyZP)

127 Greg's checking with his supervisor at Media Matters.

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 04:26 PM (MMC8r)

128 WTH, its not Fiskar its FIST'R. And its Carma. A play on car and ma. So much disinformation....

Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 04:27 PM (sv7B2)

129 This iteration of Greg is almost certainly AJ. Maybe all the Gregs are, I don't know.

Posted by: toby928Â© at March 08, 2012 08:23 PM (GTbGH)

----------------------------------------------

Really? Then ace should ban the prick. Socking a commenter is bannable. I get tired of his tiresome shit anyways.

Posted by: robtr at March 08, 2012 04:27 PM (MtwBb)

130 >>Anyway, we're just being mean. The article says they have 4 *hundred* satisfied customers in the U.S.

Actually most of them are stuck on the side of the road and can't get to the media to complain about the POS.

Posted by: Retread at March 08, 2012 04:27 PM (joSBv)

131 I heard someone at Consumer Reports once called Sandra Fluke a slut, this must mean their entire company hates teh womenz and must be destroyed.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 08, 2012 04:27 PM (swkkW)

132 "Karma" is Finnish for "SUCKAHS!"

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 08, 2012 04:28 PM (hO8IJ)

133 I at least hope Greg got a centurion bust out of it.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 08, 2012 04:28 PM (QTHTd)

134 I wonder if Fisker will use this song in ads?

http://tinyurl.com/6oc6sv7

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 04:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

135 Karma is a total piece of shit. Also, bitch.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 08, 2012 04:29 PM (KI/Ch)

136 Sandra Fluke is a whore.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 08, 2012 04:29 PM (swkkW)

137 Where's SOS? I'm jonesing for an update.

Posted by: Tami at March 08, 2012 04:29 PM (X6akg)

138

I hate to break it to Chu but chauffer driven limousines are not considered public transportation.

Posted by: Javems at March 08, 2012 04:30 PM (gCAKv)

139 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at March 08, 2012 08:20 PM (hXJOG)

Rush might want to rent you EIB One

Posted by: Ombudsman at March 08, 2012 08:24 PM (AxHOT)

Gotta love how the print MSM, when reporting the Limbaugh-Fluke story. We aren't biased! Read the text! Please. Look at the pictures they publish with the story. Fluke's picture has been touched up and air brushed so that she almost looks attractive.

Rush? I can just hear the editor: "Go out there and get me the fattest, baldest, most satanic, poor-person-eating picture of that MOFO you can find."

Posted by: Ombudsman at March 08, 2012 04:31 PM (AxHOT)

140 So 3 times the cost got them 3 times as far as the volt.....Progress!

Posted by: phoenixgirl mourning Andrew at March 08, 2012 04:31 PM (vNBIm)

141 I'm an advocate of pubic transportation.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 08, 2012 04:32 PM (Kh1up)

142 $100,000 and it drives a sum total of 180 miles. That's $555 a mile. A bargain, really if you don't think about it.

Posted by: Karma at March 08, 2012 04:32 PM (P9OJs)

143

>>>16Yeah, the opposite of the Midas touch is apparently the power to turn 7 trillion dollars into worthless junk and worthless paper.<<<

The Asdim touch?

Posted by: Javems at March 08, 2012 04:33 PM (gCAKv)

144 >>>I'm an advocate of pubic transportation.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 08, 2012 08:32 PM (Kh1up)

What? Everybody rides the tube?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 08, 2012 04:33 PM (0q2P7)

145 I believe in electric objects that move fast.....in my vagina.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 08, 2012 04:33 PM (swkkW)

146 has zero market
potential, and is funded by borrowed money from a bankrupt superpower.
-----

Are we talking about Huntsman campaign.

Posted by: befuddled at March 08, 2012 04:35 PM (xJU23)

147 I remember the troll / visitor from "Hunan [sic] Resources" back in '08. That's when I thought... oh shit, if Obama wins, the whole of America is going to be run by the diversity department at my old company.

I was right, of course.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 08, 2012 04:35 PM (QTHTd)

148

"Fisker has benefited from the publicity generated when actor Leonardo DiCaprio was handed the first Karma last summer and pop idol Justin Bieber received one as a gift this month."

The company should fail just for that reason alone.

Posted by: ErikW at March 08, 2012 04:36 PM (6/VnD)

149

Steven Chu was unanimously confirmed by the U.S. Senate on January 20, 2009.

De nada.

Posted by: The Senate Republicans that are Totally Going to Make Romney Toe the Line

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 08, 2012 04:36 PM (kdS6q)

150 "Fisker has benefited from the publicity generated when actor Leonardo DiCaprio was handed the first Karma last summer and pop idol Justin Bieber received one as a gift this month."

Did the management make them kiss while they watched?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 08, 2012 04:37 PM (QTHTd)

151 You mean the Karma didn't need an incendiary device planted on it to induce spontaneous fires? I wish we'd had that kind of luck. (http://tinyurl.com/7tdes4j)

Posted by: NBC at March 08, 2012 04:37 PM (eHIJJ)

152 Unemployment drops to 1.2% tomorrow, Wingnutz! Praise Obama, the president who sent us to the Moon and dug the Panama Canal with his dick!

Posted by: Grregg at March 08, 2012 04:38 PM (MMC8r)

153 Steven Chu was unanimously confirmed by the U.S. Senate on January 20, 2009. De nada. Posted by: The Senate Republicans that are Totally Going to Make Romney Toe the Line Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 08, 2012 08:36 PM (kdS6q) Laurie please I do not wish you to credit others with my work. I also confirmed Eric Holder.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at March 08, 2012 04:38 PM (swkkW)

154 That thar is some bad kar, ma.

Posted by: Pa at March 08, 2012 04:39 PM (vH8Oy)

155

The Karma is still a sweet looking car. I wouldn't mind slapping the body onto a gas powered car.

Posted by: wooga at March 08, 2012 08:26 PM (vjyZP)

It is a pretty cool design.

Posted by: ErikW at March 08, 2012 04:39 PM (6/VnD)

156 Netanyahu asks for Bunker busters and refueling Jets and obama offers him 3 Volts and a Karma Fisker?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 08, 2012 04:39 PM (eCnLg)

157 McLovin, it is amazing that engineers can get helicopters to fly and wenkles to work, yet we can't seem to get the electric car right. Almost as if there is a law of physics out there we seem to ignoring.

Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2012 04:39 PM (RURIy)

158 Fisk her? I don't even know her!

Posted by: Wasn't Me at March 08, 2012 04:40 PM (vH8Oy)

159 Wow there is a black crow staring at me outside my window what does that mean

Posted by: Jose Caneco's Twiter Feed at March 08, 2012 04:40 PM (I2LwF)

160 wooga, it cries for big benz tdi doesn't it

Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2012 04:41 PM (RURIy)

161 164 "Fisker has benefited from the publicity generated when actor Leonardo DiCaprio was handed the first Karma last summer and pop idol Justin
Bieber received one as a gift this month."

Did the management make them kiss while they watched?
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 08, 2012 08:37 PM

Makes sense. Cars you want to market to Type A wealthy professional men are absolutely moved to buy one by a pair of celebrities worshiped by 14 year old girls

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 04:41 PM (Y+DPZ)

162 It's almost as if they give the Nobel Prize to just any scumbag

Posted by: Yassir Arafat at March 08, 2012 04:41 PM (QTHTd)

163 I am sleeping in someones garage but its pretty good

Posted by: Jose Caneco's Twiter Feed at March 08, 2012 04:41 PM (I2LwF)

164 Steven Chu was unanimously confirmed by the U.S. Senate on January 20, 2009.

Be honest, the man has a Nobel Prize for cooling and trapping of atoms with laser light.

How do you say no to that?

Posted by: toby928© at March 08, 2012 04:41 PM (GTbGH)

165 McLovin, it is amazing that engineers can get helicopters to fly and wenkles to work, yet we can't seem to get the electric car right. Almost as if there is a law of physics out there we seem to ignoring. Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2012 08:39 PM (RURIy) If Electric Cars were meant to be, Apple would be making them right now

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 08, 2012 04:41 PM (eCnLg)

166 This is definitely ONT fodder. http://tinyurl.com/73prpmn

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 08, 2012 04:41 PM (JKNDp)

167 a little girl told me one time that I should open up a hug store .what a great idea

Posted by: Jose Caneco's Twiter Feed at March 08, 2012 04:42 PM (I2LwF)

168 181 They should have left him in a research labratory where he is not a retard.

Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2012 04:42 PM (7W3wI)

169 Raykon's sentence structure is worse than Yoda's.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 08, 2012 04:42 PM (ND9u8)

170 Does the karma have a dicrapio figurehead with outstretched arms?

Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2012 04:42 PM (RURIy)

171 Please guys stop saying Fisker....it reminds me of an unpleasant experience I had with a rather large black gentleman from south east DC I had a one night stand with who could palm two basketballs in one hand. Let me just say Fisker when said fast sounds like two words I hope to never hear again.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 08, 2012 04:42 PM (swkkW)

172 Is raycon off his meds or did he take a double dose? Hard to say.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 08, 2012 04:43 PM (KI/Ch)

173 I blame this unfortunate failure on a Coronal Mass Ejection.
And Global Warming.

Posted by: Fritz at March 08, 2012 04:43 PM (FDEjy)

174 We will all be dead one day

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Twiter Feed at March 08, 2012 04:43 PM (I2LwF)

175 Raykon's sentence structure is worse than Yoda's.

Cock by choice he sucks, hmmm.

Posted by: toby928© at March 08, 2012 04:43 PM (GTbGH)

176 >>>McLovin, it is amazing that engineers can get helicopters to fly and wenkles to work,

wankle the rotary engine with the funny shaped uh "piston"?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 08, 2012 04:44 PM (0q2P7)

177 I hope they have twitter in heaven

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Twiter Feed at March 08, 2012 04:46 PM (I2LwF)

178 Cock by choice he sucks, hmmm.

Posted by: toby928Â© at March 08, 2012 08:43 PM (GTbGH)

snicker...check out his hash...it's his dream come true until he changes it in 10 minutes.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 08, 2012 04:46 PM (ND9u8)

179

Bloated seal so sad

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Twitter Feed at March 08, 2012 04:46 PM (I2LwF)

180 187 We will all be dead one day

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Twiter Feed at March 08, 2012 08:43 PM (I2LwF)

Tell me about it. Or don't. It's not important.

Posted by: urandom at March 08, 2012 04:47 PM (MmrSI)

181 Ya know the base model, the Eco-Standard is only $95,000

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 08, 2012 04:47 PM (eCnLg)

182 And when asked if he owned a Chevy Volt, Energy Secretary Steven Chu said he didn't even own a car. At the moment. Thank God for small favors.

Posted by: DC commuter at March 08, 2012 04:48 PM (Uh+y6)

183 I just got arrested for telling the truth

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Twitter Feed at March 08, 2012 04:48 PM (I2LwF)

184

194187 We will all be dead one day Posted by: Jose Canseco's Twiter Feed at March 08, 2012 08:43 PM (I2LwF)

----

Ironically, thats the motto for the Kar'ma.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 04:48 PM (sv7B2)

185 Never mind the hash...TB3K is on duty. Tango down!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 08, 2012 04:48 PM (ND9u8)

186
the man has a Nobel Prize

Dandy. Then he can use some of that prize money to pay back that half billion dollar Solyndra loan he signed off on.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 08, 2012 04:49 PM (kdS6q)

187 Troll Patrol: In Effect!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 08, 2012 04:49 PM (dxTxt)

188

And when asked if he owned a Chevy Volt, Energy Secretary Steven Chu said he didn't even own a car. At the moment.

He saves energy and the environment by carpooling with a professional driver in his bulletproof Lincoln Town Car with official plates numbered in the low 20s. Who always happens to be going exactly where he's going, whenever he calls.

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Twitter Feed at March 08, 2012 04:49 PM (I2LwF)

189 woohooo, Megyn Kelly just ripped Sandra Fluke a new asshole on O' Really

Posted by: robtr at March 08, 2012 04:49 PM (MtwBb)

190 "Fisker has benefited from the publicity generated when actor Leonardo DiCaprio was handed the first Karma last summer and pop idol Justin Bieber received one as a gift this month."

So our DOE gives taxpayer money to a foreign car company who gives away a couple of $100k cars to people with enough money to consider that nothing more than loose change and now said car company wants to "renegotiate"?

Yep, government by hippies.

Posted by: Retread at March 08, 2012 04:50 PM (joSBv)

191

Man discovered a thing called fire, somehow, millineums ago. He's been trying to control it to suit his specific needs ever since. The steam engine was a wonder of modern science. Then came the INTERNAL combustion engine.

Now for 46k, minus a $10k ass reaming from the 51% who pay taxes, barry brings us the EXTERNAL combustion car.

Fucking great!

And do these charred heaps have to be carted to a Haz-Mat waste site instead of the regular junkyard crusher?

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 08, 2012 04:50 PM (3NmB8)

192 Bruce my big dog is in trouble he got into the game tonight when he escaped the clubhouse and came across the field to find me

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Twitter Feed at March 08, 2012 04:50 PM (I2LwF)

193 I love lady gaga wish I could meet her .would marry her in a second

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Twitter Feed at March 08, 2012 04:52 PM (I2LwF)

194 Look out HOV lanes, I gotta 73 Torino and a couple of mannequins in the back seat. Nuthin outrun my V 8 Ford

Posted by: DC commuter at March 08, 2012 04:52 PM (Uh+y6)

195 *peeks head in*

I may have posted on Ambien last night.

If I did, please keep the nekkid pics and stupid comments to yourselves.

Will never take another Ambien again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2012 04:52 PM (UOM48)

196 Yep, government by hippies. Posted by: Retread at March 08, 2012 08:50 PM (joSBv) Next thing your gonna tell me is that these hippies want to rip the heart our of the Defense Department and share our anti-missile technology with the Ruskies?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 08, 2012 04:52 PM (eCnLg)

197 >>>barry brings us the EXTERNAL combustion car.

The Stanley Steamer was an external combustion car. So no, he can't even claim that.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 08, 2012 04:52 PM (0q2P7)

198 Sandra Fluke posts on twatter.

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 04:53 PM (MMC8r)

199 I am fighting an apponent I can't win against my heart

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Twitter Feed at March 08, 2012 04:53 PM (I2LwF)

200 Jane D'oh, LOL!

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 08, 2012 04:53 PM (QTHTd)

201 Dandy. Then he can use some of that prize money to pay back that half billion dollar Solyndra loan he signed off on.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 08, 2012 08:49 PM (kdS6q)

but...that was based on Sound Scientific Theory! We Meant Well!

Posted by: Dr. Floyd Ferris at March 08, 2012 04:53 PM (ND9u8)

202

Daily Dose of SoS???

Posted by: kqb29 at March 08, 2012 04:54 PM (hW7/O)

203 If u c me in the streets u better give me a thumbs up or I will think ur a hater

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Twitter Feed at March 08, 2012 04:54 PM (I2LwF)

204 quick note: the hardest thing about transcribing Jose Canseco's Twitter feed is to keep the original spelling and punctuation intact.

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Twitter Feed at March 08, 2012 04:54 PM (I2LwF)

205 >>Next thing your gonna tell me is that these hippies want to rip the heart our of the Defense Department and share our anti-missile technology with the Ruskies?

Too late. We did that last week.

Posted by: Government By Hippies at March 08, 2012 04:55 PM (joSBv)

206 Just blew through the Franconia interchange like a bat outta hell. Headed for Crystal City. We are laying down some carbon footprint Nuthin outrun my V 8 Ford

Posted by: DC commuter at March 08, 2012 04:55 PM (Uh+y6)

207 I know a guy with an electric bike. He has a couple of battery packs he rotates, works for his short commute. Not a hippie, eyes are too bad to drive, but swears the whole car thing is 20 years off.

Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2012 04:55 PM (RURIy)

208 Pat Robertson wants pot legalized. Hippies, ever the rebels, just changed their stance on pot.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 04:55 PM (sv7B2)

209 Car and Driver is the one that sucks Government Motors cock though right?All those mags have bought into the AGW bullshit.

Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2012 04:56 PM (7W3wI)

210

I don't think I own anything battery powered. Except for a flashlight, maybe. And one little radio.

Moronettes, your mileage may vary.

Posted by: Truman North at March 08, 2012 04:56 PM (I2LwF)

211 Oh, shit, I also own a cell phone. But I could do without it.

Posted by: Truman North at March 08, 2012 04:57 PM (I2LwF)

212 whats a twitter feed?

Posted by: disgusting oratory at March 08, 2012 04:57 PM (xXhWA)

213

You know what, I don't even care.

Posted by: disgusting oratory at March 08, 2012 04:57 PM (xXhWA)

214 ...we can't seem to get the electric car right. Almost as if there is a law of physics out there we seem to ignoring. Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2012 08:39 PM (RURIy) Also: the electric car was tried, and discarded as a popular form of transportation around the turn of the last century. Next thing you'll tell me that your next big idea is trains. Sheesh.

Posted by: scottst at March 08, 2012 04:57 PM (jPD+y)

215 If I did, please keep the nekkid pics and stupid comments to yourselves. Will never take another Ambien again. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2012 08:52 PM (UOM4

Pictures or it didnt happ......well you get where im going with that one.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 08, 2012 04:57 PM (swkkW)

216 but swears the whole car thing is 20 years off.

At least. And if we do get batteries of sufficient capacity some day, we'll have to strip mine huge amounts of Gaia to get enough heavy metals and rare earths for them.

I'm betting by then the aliens will come and we can sell them the black people instead.

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 04:57 PM (MMC8r)

217 We really don't give a shit that you have a twitter account or a fucking Facebook account too.Children can get annoying. Posted by: Billy Bob

What you are reading is the result of teh AoSHQ Management rewriting what RayKon is trying to post. And BTW the link is to the Breitbart poster, hence, comedy~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 08, 2012 04:57 PM (dxTxt)

218 I'm back baby! Sorry about the cell and GPS interruptions, my friends. Hey, at least the Aurora Borealis is pretty when I'm around. SMOD can't say that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyFMiaF1Aos&sns=em ACME 2012 For a Much, Much Brighter Future

Posted by: ACME 2012 at March 08, 2012 04:57 PM (uDueA)

219 >>>but swears the whole car thing is 20 years off.

The whole car thing requires a battery that does not yet exist. It's hard to predict when technology that doesn't exist might appear.

Electric Drive via fuel cells might be around by then. But that's only if making and storing hydrogen gets real cheap, or fuel gets real real expensive.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 08, 2012 04:58 PM (0q2P7)

220

Chu doesn't own a car?

Probably just as well.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 04:58 PM (EeVhV)

221
Hey, what do you know. Chu apparently snaked the wife of one of his co-workers:

Alexander Fetter was married to Jean (now married to Steven Chu, his former colleague and currently the Secretary of Energy) and had 2 children with her..

Chu, you dawg!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 08, 2012 04:59 PM (kdS6q)

222 Short Comrade Obama Assets Mutual Fund (SCOAMF) begins trading tomorrow.

Posted by: teeocee at March 08, 2012 04:59 PM (UkKAO)

223 Is Raykon back for his negative attention again? Sad.

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 05:00 PM (MMC8r)

224

See, this is why libtard car designers should be shot.

Sometimes they come up with a pretty sweet body design. Something that defines the vehicle and becomes part of the brand.

Sometimes some poor bastard has to take that sweet ass design and marry it to a green energy perpetual motion device that can't and won't exist.

Posted by: ErikW at March 08, 2012 05:00 PM (6/VnD)

225 >>>Next thing you'll tell me that your next big idea is trains. Sheesh.

If O gets re-elected I fully expect the 2014 Ford Mustang, 1HP and four legs.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 08, 2012 05:00 PM (0q2P7)

226

Nah, it was me transcribing Jose Canseco tweets. It's pure gold.

Dude just got banned for life from the Mexican baseball league. His life is like the store-brand version of Pete Rose's.

Posted by: Truman North at March 08, 2012 05:01 PM (I2LwF)

227

Only one thing can save us now.

Yep.

HIGH. SPEED. CHU-CHUs.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 05:01 PM (EeVhV)

228

I want an air powered car. http://is.gd/Y6KAso

Although I imagine icing is a problem.

Posted by: toby928© at March 08, 2012 05:01 PM (GTbGH)

229 This is not uncommon on Fiskers. Likely the soledad o'brien became unhinged. Check the ear on the soledad. Sometimes the wikipedia needs to be reset after it sputters too much.

Posted by: USA at March 08, 2012 05:02 PM (6Cjut)

230 Only one thing can save us now. Yep.

HIGH. SPEED. CHU-CHUs. Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 09:01 PM

Okay, that was good.

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 05:02 PM (P6QsQ)

231 Give us a break. Gremlin was already taken.

Posted by: Fisker Marketing at March 08, 2012 05:03 PM (SzAZ7)

232 Nah, it was me transcribing Jose Canseco tweets. It's pure gold.
Dude just got banned for life from the Mexican baseball league. His life islike thestore-brand version of Pete Rose's. Posted by:Truman North

errps. My bad.
(though, you do a fine troll impersonation. worthy of the finest weddings and bar mitzvahs. )

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 08, 2012 05:04 PM (dxTxt)

233 Nah, it was me transcribing Jose Canseco tweets. It's pure gold.
Posted by: Truman North at March 08, 2012 09:01 PM (I2LwF)

Those were real?

Posted by: really ... at March 08, 2012 05:06 PM (X3lox)

234 Don't blame Obama for the Fisker Karma failure...The Finn's are known for making great cars...Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Soledad O'brian genius in disguise at March 08, 2012 05:06 PM (NOnHM)

235 Wow, Sarah P looks really pretty tonight on Hannity. Kind of subdued, though. She's got a few critics here, but she carried the torch for us during some dark days.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 08, 2012 05:06 PM (V6fqC)

236

I haven't had anything to say for like three and a half days. Total burnout. My post count is in the single digits per day. So... I don't know... A couple weeks ago, I had this idea that socking Jose Canseco's Twitter feed would be humorous for a couple of minutes.

Swing and a miss! Oh well. At least I'm not banned from the Mexican AoSHQ.

Posted by: Truman North at March 08, 2012 05:06 PM (I2LwF)

237 241 See, this is why libtard car designers should be shot.

Sometimes they come up with a pretty sweet body design. Something that defines the vehicle and becomes part of the brand.

Sometimes some poor bastard has to take that sweet ass design and marry it to a green energy perpetual motion device that can't and won't exist. Posted by: ErikW at March 08, 2012 09:00 PM

Or they can do what Tesla did and use the Lotus Elise body and chassis

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 05:07 PM (Y+DPZ)

238 Greg is already gone. He likes to brick in these threads as a little foreplay just before he starts his rimming circle with Barry, Barney and the rest of the gang.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at March 08, 2012 05:07 PM (fYOZx)

239 Yes. I put a link to his Twitter feed in the sidebar. I hope we can get a celebrity endorsement from him. He's apparently living the HQ lifestyle.

Posted by: Truman North at March 08, 2012 05:07 PM (I2LwF)

240 What do you call something that doesnt buzz and doesnt fit in your ass?

Posted by: The PenIs Mightier Than The Sword at March 08, 2012 05:07 PM (EI7zl)

241 >>I don't think I own anything battery powered. Except for a flashlight, maybe. And one little radio.

Smoke detectors, I hope.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 08, 2012 05:07 PM (hO8IJ)

242

"It's important to note that with more than 400 Fisker Karma sedans already on the road in the U.S., we also have many satisfied customers who are enjoying daily commutes in their cars," Fisker said in the statement.

Fuck you, Fisker.

Posted by: Customer #401 at March 08, 2012 05:07 PM (EeVhV)

243

>>At least I'm not banned from the Mexican AoSHQ.

We need to talk...

Posted by: Italican AoSHQ at March 08, 2012 05:08 PM (XdlcF)

244 Yeah, we didn't get it quite right with the Karma, but the next will be a winner ...the SMOD! ...What?... Oh.

Posted by: Fisker at March 08, 2012 05:08 PM (N2yhW)

245 What on Fernando Valezuela's green earth does one put in his body to get banned from the Mexican baseball league?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 08, 2012 05:08 PM (V6fqC)

246 Karma.

Finnish.

Obama.

The jokes write themselves.

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 05:08 PM (MMC8r)

247 Open your hearts and minds to a fisking.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 08, 2012 05:08 PM (cv/XN)

248

44 A shit sandwich. A $529 million dollar shit sandwich.

Posted by: huerfano at March 08, 2012 08:02 PM (fIuC0)

That's not a shit sandwich. That's a whole fucking shit buffet.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 05:10 PM (EeVhV)

249 Well Truman, there was some other unintentional comedy in baseball today;

http://tinyurl.com/6n9b7ce

Jonathan Papelbon: Phillies Fans More Knowledgeable Than Red Sox Fans

Â“The difference between Boston and Philadelphia, the Boston fans are a little bit more hysterical when it comes to the game of baseball,Â” Papelbon said in an interview"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 05:10 PM (Y+DPZ)

250 Karma. Finnish-ed.

Posted by: USA at March 08, 2012 05:10 PM (6Cjut)

251 Well then, what about it we call it the Fluke?

Posted by: Fisker at March 08, 2012 05:11 PM (N2yhW)

252 Now I have baseball on the brain. I looked to see if there was a Spring Training ballgame on but no. Guess I'm stuck here with Jose.

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 05:11 PM (P6QsQ)

253 And we're the anti-science party?

Yes, we who don't believe in fucking magical electric battery fairies...

#WAR

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 08, 2012 05:11 PM (dxTxt)

254 They should have named it the Karma Gaia.

Posted by: Ronster at March 08, 2012 05:11 PM (T1nDt)

255 The Karma II will have a windmill on top.

Posted by: USA at March 08, 2012 05:11 PM (6Cjut)

256 Â“The difference between Boston and Philadelphia, the Boston fans are a
little bit more hysterical when it comes to the game of baseball,Â”
Papelbon said in an interview"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 09:10 PM (Y+DPZ)

The Boston fans throw lag bolts and shout demeaning shit, while the Phillie fans prefer batteries.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 08, 2012 05:12 PM (ND9u8)

257 260 "It's important to note that with more than 400 Fisker Karma sedans already on the road in the U.S., we also have many satisfied customers who are enjoying daily commutes in their cars," Fisker said in thestatement.

Fuck you, Fisker. Posted by: Customer #401 at March 08, 2012 09:07 PM

Yes, the view while sitting in your car on top of a flatbed tow truck is awesome.

Posted by: Bricked Fisker Owner at March 08, 2012 05:13 PM (Y+DPZ)

258 Get it? Karma Gaia.

Posted by: Ronster at March 08, 2012 05:14 PM (T1nDt)

259 Frum fancies Finnish Fiskers for Fluke fap fantasies.

Posted by: AoSHQ Fantastic F-word Funtime at March 08, 2012 05:15 PM (uDueA)

260
"It's important to note that with more than 400 Fisker Karma sedans already on the road in the U.S., we also have many satisfied customers who are enjoying daily commutes in to their cars," Fisker said in thestatement.

Posted by: really ... at March 08, 2012 05:15 PM (X3lox)

261 270 Now I have baseball on the brain. I looked to see if there was a Spring Training ballgame on but no. Guess I'm stuck here with Jose.

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 09:11 PM (P6QsQ)

MLB.TV will set you free.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 05:15 PM (EeVhV)

262 The future of the all electric car is bright, and President Obama has already driven 10,000 miles in an electric car without a breakdown.

Or getting stuck in a sand trap

Posted by: Motor Trend at March 08, 2012 05:16 PM (Y+DPZ)

263 Open your hearts and minds to a shit sammich.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 08, 2012 05:17 PM (cv/XN)

264 Karmann Ghia. Karma Gaia. I hate having to explain my jokes.

Posted by: Ronster at March 08, 2012 05:17 PM (T1nDt)

265 284 Karmann Ghia. Karma Gaia. I hate having to explain my jokes. Posted by: Ronster at March 08, 2012 09:17 PM

Me too

Posted by: Bill Maher, Patron Saint of Assholes at March 08, 2012 05:18 PM (Y+DPZ)

266 Is Steve Chu a *chink in the armor* of this administration ?

Posted by: grease monkey at March 08, 2012 05:18 PM (VSWPU)

267 MLB.TV will set you free.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 09:15 PM (EeVhV)

That is waaaay better than the German version.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 08, 2012 05:18 PM (ND9u8)

268 TN, thanks for the canseco twatter link. Clicking the tweets to see people yelling at him for being a bitch, and him responding...pure comedy gold.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2012 05:20 PM (I/cLr)

269 I have a picture of my late, great grandfather riding in a little goat cart in St. Augustine, FL when he was about three.

We could at least take the goats from A-Stan and fuel little carts over here.

Plus, we'd save them from the rape.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2012 05:20 PM (UOM48)

270 It was only a matter of time.....

Gloria Allred has sent a letter to Denise Nieman, the County Prosecutor in West Palm Beach, Florida, on behalf of the WomenÂ’s Equal Rights Legal Defense and Education Fund, asking for an investigation into whether Rush Limbaugh violated Florida defamation law when he called Sandra Fluke a Â“slutÂ” and a Â“prostitute.Â” Allred cites Section 836.04 of Florida Statute, which says that Â“whoever speaks of and concerning any woman, married or unmarried, falsely and maliciously imputing to her a want of chastity, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the first degree.Â”

http://tinyurl.com/7a3byc6

Posted by: Tami at March 08, 2012 05:20 PM (X6akg)

271 OT but precinct conventions are Saturday here in MN and I'm a delegate. The Luap Nor folks just called me to try get me to vote for Uncle Crazy's guys at the convention. I just laughed and hung up.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen at March 08, 2012 05:22 PM (Iw4dM)

272
Allred cites Section 836.04 of
Florida Statute, which says that Â“whoever speaks of and concerning any woman, married or unmarried, falsely and maliciously imputing to her a want of chastity, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the first degree.Â”

Oh. My. Word.

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 05:22 PM (P6QsQ)

273 "It is a little disconcerting that you invest this much hopenchange in an administration
and it lasts basically 180 seconds before going wrong," D'ohbama voter

Get used to it.

Posted by: Gerry at March 08, 2012 05:22 PM (dBM/B)

274 Maybee they could rename it the Lutefisker

Posted by: That slut Fluck at March 08, 2012 05:23 PM (sJKFk)

275

Posted by: Ronster at March 08, 2012 09:14 PM (T1nDt)

Got it. Good?

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 05:23 PM (zmm1+)

276 Karmann Ghia. Karma Gaia. I hate having to explain my jokes. Posted by: Ronster at March 08, 2012 09:17 PM I like my Vulvo just fine thank you.

Posted by: Sandy Fluck, soon to be 1% esq. at March 08, 2012 05:23 PM (uDueA)

277 Maybe they could rename it the Lutefisker

Uff Da

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 05:24 PM (P6QsQ)

278 OT - all over, people's damn brooms standing up on their own. Proof is in the pictures. What's the deal? (mine won't)

Posted by: Marybel at March 08, 2012 05:24 PM (QGwv0)

279 Tag Line: Wait til night and it's the world's biggest flashlight.

Posted by: The Fisker Tag Line Evaluation Committee imposter at March 08, 2012 05:24 PM (6TB1Z)

280 I want a co2 powered hummer. The motor being like a huge air wrench motor, only powered by compressed co2. Looking to get 2 miles per 300 pound fillup.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 05:24 PM (sv7B2)

281

misdemeanor of the first degree

That sounds like some serious shit. Maybe Rush can plead to misdemeanor of the 2nd degree.

Posted by: Ronster at March 08, 2012 05:25 PM (T1nDt)

282 Yes, crime is so low in Palm Beach county that the prosecutor should drop everything because a publicity hungry ambulance chaser from California wants Rush punished with the equivalent of a traffic violation

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 05:25 PM (Y+DPZ)

283 And people mocked Ace's warnings about the Scandis!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 08, 2012 05:25 PM (dxTxt)

284

Posted by: Lemmenkainen at March 08, 2012 09:22 PM (Iw4dM)

Saw your Yglesias review. It was pure gold.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 05:25 PM (zmm1+)

285 Given by Rush's actual quote, Frau Pantsuit's case doesn't have a leg to stand on.

But then she's not much on the intellect, is she?

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 05:26 PM (MMC8r)

286

I remember the VW van getting almost 70 miles to the gallon. My theory is that the epa mandated catylatic converters destroyed any future gas mileage improvement. The converter amounts to someone trying to run a mile while exhaling through a straw. The cafe standards eliminated all competition for the automakers. However, the competition between lobbyists setting cafe standards amounts to millions of dollars/gallons per hour driven. I wonder if we will ever see free markets again in our lifetime.

Posted by: td at March 08, 2012 05:27 PM (w7TI0)

287 Dana Perino and Kim Guilfoyle chatting with Hannity now

I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 05:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

288 You people are so negative. Think of what alternative vehicles are doing for the fire extinguisher industry.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 05:27 PM (EeVhV)

289 I must have missed the part where Sandy presented herself as chaste.

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 05:28 PM (P6QsQ)

290 That word, "falsely". I don't think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: DC Montoya at March 08, 2012 05:28 PM (I/cLr)

291 >>>>Ace- The story of the boy being burned and the school's apparent complicity needs the Weiner treatment. There is no one for the parents to appeal to for justice. The report is that the cops want to softball the charges and that school district is unlikely to hold anyone to account. This is a lynching and exactly when Justice would normally step in but don't Holder your breath.

Posted by: kdny at March 08, 2012 05:29 PM (vrYVY)

292 The drunken libtard douchebag I sat next to at a bar at dinner last night, getting in my face and going off on Rush wouldn't even answer my calm questions about conservative women being called "c*nt" and "tw*t". He, like all un-hinged libs, could only screech about people "like" Rush hating women.

Which is why I came home and took an Ambien of my husband's and may have posted stupid/embarrassing stuff last night.

*hangs head in embarrassment and shame*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2012 05:29 PM (UOM48)

293

Oh what I'd do to you Dana.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 05:29 PM (sv7B2)

294 Do we need to riot for the ONT? I guess it's still early for the west coast.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 05:29 PM (zmm1+)

295 Dana Perino pointed out the irony of the Left's War on Women while they find nice things to say about the Taliban

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 05:30 PM (Y+DPZ)

296 Open your hearts and minds to algae powered skateboards.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 08, 2012 05:30 PM (cv/XN)

297

Posted by: kdny at March 08, 2012 09:29 PM (vrYVY)

Yeah, that whole situation is truly disturbing.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 05:31 PM (zmm1+)

298 Got it. Good?

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 09:23 PM (zmm1+)

I'll remember that when you try to make a joke.

Posted by: Ronster at March 08, 2012 05:31 PM (T1nDt)

299

311 I must have missed the part where Sandy presented herself as chaste.

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 09:28 PM (P6QsQ)

I believe that was "chased." By someone in a Karma Fisker. Who nevertheless caught her. Without the help of the AAA guy.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 05:31 PM (EeVhV)

300 That word, "falsely". I don't think it means what you think it means.Posted by: DC Montoya

Thee court will'ah note that my'ah client is an immigrant from thee Isle ah Lesbos, ifn' you catch my subtle yet pointed point'ah. Hence, she cannot possibly be'ah clam-digging, rug-rancher.

Posted by: stereotypical Suthenh Lahyah [/i] at March 08, 2012 05:32 PM (dxTxt)

301

Posted by: Ronster at March 08, 2012 09:31 PM (T1nDt)

I really had gotten the joke, just got back on the thread after you explained it. For what ever reason "Get it? Got it. Good." insists on being one whole word in my mind.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 05:33 PM (zmm1+)

302 I assume that Gloria All Red has gone after the myriad of rappers in her own backyard whose lyrics are full of worse terms for women

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 05:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

303

Sandra Fluke at March 08, 2012 09:11 PM

I did the same thing, except XXX movies when Ace 1st got his Amazon deal. Holy fuck did I get an ass reaming. I know I gave almost a dozen apologies.

Guess that is ok now.

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 08, 2012 05:35 PM (3NmB8)

304

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 09:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

The fact that they might shoot her may have something to do with her brave stand for free speech in their case

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 05:36 PM (zmm1+)

305 There sure are some nice folks here in the City of Brotherly Love. I'm sure that if I run into a slump coming out of the bullpen that they'll be understanding and supportive

Posted by: Jonathan Papelbon at March 08, 2012 05:36 PM (Y+DPZ)

306

Hey guys, I just found this website and it's pretty cool, but seriously, how is this the President's fault?

The man is trying to help build jobs here in the US. Sheesh!

Shit happens in the business world, open one yourselves and see!!

Posted by: RushFan4Life at March 08, 2012 05:36 PM (aeve0)

307 I saw one of these at a car show in Naples, Fl. Too bad it sucks. It's a beautiful car.

Posted by: Joejm65 at March 08, 2012 05:36 PM (UZuc4)

308 Polliwog, I was just giving you a hard time for the question mark after "Good".

Posted by: Ronster at March 08, 2012 05:37 PM (T1nDt)

309 Heading to bed, just had to take off the sock. Kept searching for some six fingered man,

Posted by: DC In Towson at March 08, 2012 05:37 PM (I/cLr)

310

327 There sure are some nice folks here in the City of Brotherly Love.

He's been traded to SF already?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 05:37 PM (EeVhV)

311

Posted by: RushFan4Life at March 08, 2012 09:36 PM (aeve0)

* In best announcer vouce* Joe or clueless moby? You make the call.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 05:38 PM (zmm1+)

312 327 There sure are some nice folks here in the City of Brotherly Love. I'm sure that if I run into a slump coming out of the bullpen that they'll be understanding and supportive

Posted by: Jonathan Papelbon at March 08, 2012 09:36 PM (Y+DPZ)

Yep, they'll chuck AA's instead of C's. Because of their understanding supportiveness.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 08, 2012 05:39 PM (ND9u8)

313 Posted by: RushFan4Life at March 08, 2012 09:36 PM (aeve0) You sound...concerned? Are you a lifelong Christian conservative?

Posted by: DC In Towson at March 08, 2012 05:39 PM (I/cLr)

314

Posted by: Ronster at March 08, 2012 09:37 PM (T1nDt)

Ah, I'm a little slow on the uptake some days.

Posted by: DC In Towson at March 08, 2012 09:37 PM (I/cLr)

Sleep well DC, we're sure not to kill you in the morning.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 05:39 PM (zmm1+)

315 woohooo, Megyn Kelly just ripped

I read that as "just stripped" and blacked out ...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 08, 2012 05:40 PM (Nfbx3)

316 328 Hey guys,I just found this website and it's pretty cool, but seriously, how is this the President's fault?
The man is trying to help build jobs here in the US. Sheesh!
Shit happens in the business world, open one yourselves and see!! Posted by: RushFan4Life at March 08, 2012 09:36 PM

Give me a guaranteed low interest loan for 529 million and I'll give it a shot

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 05:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

317 I tried. I really, really tried. But goddamn it, everything I touched turned to shit!

Posted by: Baracka Obama at March 08, 2012 05:40 PM (EeVhV)

318

333 damn you and my hash!!!

you could have let me catch a fool first

oh, and GO CUBBIES!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 08, 2012 05:40 PM (aeve0)

319 That is the worst concern trolling I have EVER seen.

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 05:42 PM (MMC8r)

320 Ha, wasn't the Joe I was expecting at all!

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 05:42 PM (zmm1+)

321 What on Fernando Valezuela's green earth does one put in his body to get banned from the Mexican baseball league? Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 08, 2012 09:08 PM (V6fqC) You really want an answer to that, gringo?

Posted by: The Tijuana Donkey Show at March 08, 2012 05:43 PM (KZuD1)

322 Cheap, renewable energy. A mystery that's been chased for decades by the sharpest minds the scientific community has to offer. I'm starting to think they should all refocus their enerigies and talent on learning how vacuous bints like Shakowski and Jackson Lee are able to get elected to any office.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 08, 2012 05:43 PM (uDueA)

323 340 333 damn you and my hash!!!
you could have let me catch a fool first

oh, and GO CUBBIES!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 08, 2012 09:40 PM (aeve0)

I don't think you can just dive right in like that, especially with a "rushfan" type name. Work your way up to it next time, and somebody will take the bait.

Go Cubs Go!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 08, 2012 05:43 PM (ND9u8)

324 If Chu's so fucking smart, why doesn't he build the fucking magical car?

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 05:43 PM (MMC8r)

325 341 yeah, that was nuke-grade weakness there but hey, i just woke up, give a ninja a break!

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 08, 2012 05:43 PM (aeve0)

326

Shit happens in the business world, open one yourselves and see!!

Open one what? One shit, or one business world?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 05:44 PM (EeVhV)

327

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 09:42 PM (MMC8r)

Well, I'd say NCJ needed practice but with the way we've been infested today I'd rather he stayed bad at it.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 05:44 PM (zmm1+)

328 316 Do we need to riot for the ONT? I guess it's still early for the west coast. Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 09:29 PM (zmm1+) Some blogger chick, maybe FiveFeetofFury?, has a tag line "not showing up to riot is a failed conservative policy" I sorta like it. NO ONT, NO PEACE!

Posted by: DC In Towson at March 08, 2012 05:44 PM (I/cLr)

329 346 If Chu's so fucking smart, why doesn't he build the fucking magical car?
Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2012 09:43 PM

Bang Bang Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang we love you!

Posted by: Steven Chu at March 08, 2012 05:45 PM (Y+DPZ)

330

If Chu's so fucking smart, why doesn't he build the fucking magical car?

He's working on something else, something that will save us.

Yep.

HIGH. SPEED. RICKSHAWS.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 05:45 PM (EeVhV)

331

342 damnit, you were guessing average joe?

fuckkkkkkkkkkk! could have had some fun but blew it!!

FML

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 08, 2012 05:45 PM (aeve0)

332 Tami@291,

In other news Gloria Allred insists upon herself to be a bigger media whore than Sandra Fluke.

You know how you know when an issue has jumped the shark? You see Allred's gaping maw.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 08, 2012 05:45 PM (eHIJJ)

333 Heh, 100 thousand dollar brick. Just like the teslas.

Posted by: Iblis at March 08, 2012 05:45 PM (MQa8z)

334

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 08, 2012 09:45 PM (aeve0)

Sorry, never occured to me it would be anyone but AverageJoe. Extra funny since it was a Joe.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 05:48 PM (zmm1+)

335 I saw one of these yesterday. Someone said it cost $120,000. I didn't realize there were only 400 of them. It looked pretty nice from the outside. It probably makes a lovely brick.

Posted by: rtw at March 08, 2012 05:50 PM (s6tTC)

336 Allred cites Section 836.04 of Florida Statute, which says that Â“whoever speaks of and concerning any woman, married or unmarried, falsely and maliciously imputing to her a want of chastity, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the first degree.Â” Sounds like one of those pre-Victorian era laws that haven't been enforced in over 100 years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 08, 2012 05:51 PM (KZuD1)

337 A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Cubs fans too. Not really knowing what a Cubs fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. One girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. Â“Because IÂ’m not a Cubs fan.Â”

Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

Â“Why IÂ’m proud to be a St. Louis Cardinals fan,Â” boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the girl why she is a Cardinals fan.

Â“Well, My Dad and Mom are Cardinals fans, and IÂ’m a Cardinals fan too.Â”

The teacher is now angry. Â“ThatÂ’s no reason,Â” she says loudly. Â“What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?Â”

A pause, and a smile. Â“Then,Â” says the girl, Â“IÂ’d be a Cubs fan.Â”

Posted by: robtr at March 08, 2012 05:51 PM (MtwBb)

338 Whats all this BS about Tesla? I bought one on the free battery replacement deal in 7 years. What is this shit about Tesla going out of business.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 05:51 PM (sv7B2)

339 Maybe Gloria Allred's next target will be Israel :

UN WomenÂ’s Rights Panel Due To Culminate Annual Session By Condemning A Single Country Â– Israel

Story at Weasel Zippers.

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 05:52 PM (P6QsQ)

340 Whoops, posted this in the next thread down, took me a while to type it in so reposting here:

Double apologies folks, I wasn't able to hang around much last night and read any additional commentary - Have a killer cold at the moment so was trying to get as much sleep as I could. Feel a bit better, but the second apology of course is for getting home so late to post the update.

Tonight's Episode, unfortunately, well have to be titled Revenge of the Turds. The morning was pretty uneventful, but at lunch time Che, the che-ettes and about 5 others came up while I was eating.

I'm guessing either Che and the others either figures he's in the "safe zone" since his supervisor was canned but he didn't, or he figures he's going to get canned eventually so it just doesn't matter anymore. I'm guessing it's probably the former, the kid strikes me as being a blithering idiot.

So he saunters up to my table flanked by the usual duo of slack eyed idgits and of course 5 others who are part of his usual lunchtime crowd. He smiles at me and informs me, "You know, were passing around a petition for people to sign. Were going to get you fired."

I looked up at him, and smiled back. "You know, it would probably be a lot easier if you just circulated a petition that got you named Queen of France. Once you become Queen, you could call the CEO and demand he fire me. And of course once that's finished you and all your peons could go out and have free cake."

Well, Che-boy stared at me for a moment or two, and lacking anything clever to say they all stomped off. I doubt they got the obvious historical reference, in fact I doubt they even understood that their petition had about as much chance of getting me fired as it did in getting him named Queen of France. As usual they just didn't get the response they were expecting, at all, and as a result it pretty much blew all of their rather limited little circuitry.

The rest of the day pretty much passed by without incident, until it was time to leave and I headed to my car with my bodyguard in tow. You might remember my bodyguard - the guy that's been walking me to my car for the last couple of days. I've been calling him Barney Fief - because he sort of reminded me of the character from the Andy Griffith show, at least physically. He's about 5'2, weighs maybe 135 soaking wet, and can't have been shaving for more than maybe a year or two. I'm guessing he's somewhere in his early twenties, at most.

Well I can't really call him Barney Fief anymore, it just doesn't fit. He walks me out to my car, and sure enough, it's been trashed. Somebody has scratched obscenities in the hood, on the doors, and on the trunk. On closer inspection there is a switchblade sticking out of one of the rear tires.

Apparently the idiot(s) didn't realize that like most cars, the one I drove to work was riding on steel belted radials. Rather than trying to slash through the sidewalls, they tried jamming the blade into the back of the tire where the tread is - and the blade got caught in the steel belt. Apparently they couldn't get it back out again and left it there.

So my bodyguard sees this - and first he just stood there, staring at the car. Then the strangest look came over his face. If I had to describe it, I'd call it rage. It was weird. I swear as God as my witness, he stood there and started to shake. As for me, sure, I was annoyed. Seeing the blade still stuck in my tire was kind of amusing as well, I mean to think that these dipsticks couldn't even slash a tire by themselves, well it struck me as kind of funny.

But not the security guard formerly known as Barney Fief - he took it personally. Very personally - much more so than I could imagine since it wasn't even his car. He looks up and me, locks eyes and says - "Sir, I'm sorry. This is my fault. I promise you, I will find the people responsible for this and make sure they get whats coming to them."

Ok, couple of things that really made this stick for me - one, he made direct eye contact, never wavered. By the look on his face and the sound of his voice I knew that for whatever reason, he felt personally responsible for this incident. He also used the word I - and when he said it, he really meant it. I really can't say what prompted it - I mean it's not like they assigned this kid or anybody really to look after my car.

But for whatever reason he stepped up and took ownership of the whole thing. Normally of course in a situation like this people feel compelled to tell a guy, "Hey, it's not your fault.. " etc.. But somehow that just didn't feel right. For whatever reason he felt like he owned this - he wanted to own it. I knew right then and there I couldn't talk him out of it or say anything that was going to make him feel like he didn't, and somehow if I'd tried it would have made it worse.

So instead, I just nodded, opened the trunk and took out one of the two spares I had and the trusty floor jack I always carry with me. While I getting the stuff out of the trunk he called the cops, then he helped me change the tire, making absolutely certain that neither of us came anywhere near touching the switchblade.

We had the tire changed and were waiting for the cops to arrive, the kid - no strike that, the young man was still fuming. I can't really call him a kid, despite his age, it just doesn't fit. I looked at him and figured he could use a little cheering up, so I said something I thought would do the trick. "I'm really glad you were here tonight. It's good to know a good man has my back."

I was right, he brightened up almost immediately. "I figured you'd have asked for one of the other guards by now.. you know, somebody bigger."

I just smiled. "Nope. It's like my grandpappy used to say, it's not the size of a dog in a fight that matters, it's the size of the fight in the dog. From the first time I saw you I figured you for somebody that had a lot of fight in you. So no, there's nobody I can think of that I'd rather have watching my back." - ok God's honest truth is I really didn't care because I never figured any of the loon squad would have the guts to do anything face to face anyway, but the young man needed a little confidence builder, and by goodness he had earned it as far as I was concerned.

So we waited for a bit longer, the cops finally showed and we filed a report. The officer took the switchblade, tire and all, as evidence - lol. Makes me wonder just what sort of weird stuff one might see in a police evidence locker.

It also occurred to me that the encounter in the lunchroom made a little more sense. Not that I have any doubts that the loon squad honestly believes they can get me fired with a petition, but in retrospect it occurred to me that most likely they were there to establish an alibi, since they knew they'd be at the top of the suspect list.

So after the police left I thanked the young man again, shook his hand, and headed home to file my nightly update, but not before stopping off at an autoparts store and picking up some touch-up paint. Haven't had a chance to deal with the scratches just yet, but the guy at the autoparts store sure got a surprise when I asked him to take a look at my car and give me his best guess as to how much touch-up paint it would take to cover the damage.

He came out, looked it over, and said, "Damn, Ex-Girlfriend?" I shook my head and said, "Nope, long story. It starts with a T-Shirt." He looked at me quizzically and I just shook my head. "Trust me, don't ask."

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 08, 2012 05:52 PM (R5yLq)

341

I think they got Jim Morrison on one of those old Florida statutes years ago.

Posted by: Jinxthecat at March 08, 2012 05:53 PM (l3vZN)

342 360 @robtr

Hey now.

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 05:53 PM (P6QsQ)

343 Yay! SoS is in the house.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 05:53 PM (zmm1+)

344 "Yay! SoS is in the house."

Lol.. greetings. Feeling a bit better tonight so I should be able to hang in a bit longer than I did last night.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 08, 2012 05:55 PM (R5yLq)

345

Did someone mention starting a business? It make take more time than you like.

Posted by: John Delorean at March 08, 2012 05:55 PM (w7TI0)

346 "It's important to note that with more than 400 Fisker Karma sedans already on the road in the U.S., we also have many satisfied customers who are enjoying daily commutes in their cars," Fisker said in the statement. I know there isn't supposed to be any math on this site, but out of 400 cars they only have "many" satisfied customers!!

Posted by: ciceroskip at March 08, 2012 05:57 PM (1xowU)

347 Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 08, 2012 09:52 PM (R5yLq)

Oh thank God....I'd just about given up on you for tonight.

Are there security cameras in the lot?

Posted by: Tami at March 08, 2012 05:57 PM (X6akg)

348

The damage is a shame, Stuck. Sorry to hear of it.

Posted by: Jinxthecat at March 08, 2012 05:59 PM (l3vZN)

349

I looked up at him, and smiled back. "You know, it would probably be a lot easier if you just circulated a petition that got you named Queen of France. Once you become Queen, you could call the CEO and demand he fire me. And of course once that's finished you and all your peons could go out and have free cake."

SoS, I admire your fortitude in this, but have one word of advice: DISENGAGE. Don't argue, don't engage in snark, don't pry into what happened with/to your various opponents. Just keep your head down, do your job, keep your mouth shut. Say nothing quotable. Che says his petition is going to get you fired (which is laughable), just nod.

My $0.02, FWIW.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 06:00 PM (EeVhV)

350

SoS, was this new vandalism reported to your new BFF in HR?

Posted by: kqb29 at March 08, 2012 06:00 PM (hW7/O)

351

Nope, long story. It starts with a T-Shirt

Now he'll be puzzling on that all night.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 06:01 PM (zmm1+)

352 Stuck On Stupid -

They are escalating. I did not get to read your update from last night so maybe you called them law enforcement in before this - not sure. But at least now they are involved and there is a case opened on this. I know you were minimizing the risk of a physical assault before, but this latest thing is scary.

Thank God the knife was stuck only in your tire. Please please be careful.

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 06:01 PM (P6QsQ)

353 "Are there security cameras in the lot?"

Sadly no, no cameras out there at all - and I work a shift that starts at 9, so by the time I get there pretty much all the spots near the building are gone. But on the upside the car I drive to work is a POS - I got my money worth out of it a long, long time ago and I'm just driving it till it finally dies. The police have the "evidence", I'm guessing they'll run prints and if whoever did it has a record or is in the system they'll get busted, otherwise I doubt much will come of it.

Desperately need a new nickname for my bodyguard though - the guy has way too much going on to be called Barney anymore. Almost feel a little guilty about calling him that in the first place really.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 08, 2012 06:02 PM (R5yLq)

354 "Thank God the knife was stuck only in your tire. Please please be careful."

No worries. Two things I have going for me, I'm a very large redneck with lethal combat skills, and, I have a bodyguard who may not be the biggest guy on the block but I seriously think this guy would take a bullet for me if it came to it, and I doubt he's making much more than minimum wage.

Bizarre, but true.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 08, 2012 06:04 PM (R5yLq)

355 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 08, 2012 09:29 PM (UOM4

Jane, dear, you didn't. Don't worry about it!

I read the ONTs all the way through every morning. You posted nothing to be ashamed of. Although, after your run in with the flucklibtard, I wouldn't have held it against ya, and probably would've egged ya on. LOL.

Posted by: jem at March 08, 2012 06:04 PM (0oYHO)

356

Posted by: jem at March 08, 2012 10:04 PM (0oYHO)

Very true, I guess none of the rest of us had actually gotten around to telling her that yet.

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 06:06 PM (zmm1+)

357 StuckOnStupid -

I like the sound of that young man.

Posted by: mama winger at March 08, 2012 06:07 PM (P6QsQ)

358 Desperately need a new nickname for my bodyguard though - the guy has way too much going on to be called Barney anymore. Almost feel a little guilty about calling him that in the first place really.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 08, 2012 10:02 PM (R5yLq)

Maddog.....

Posted by: Tami at March 08, 2012 06:08 PM (X6akg)

359 SOS, I admire your attitude in all of this. I'm afraid I would have lost it by now.

Posted by: Ronster at March 08, 2012 06:08 PM (T1nDt)

360 ONT is UP!

Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 06:08 PM (zmm1+)

361 SoS, the more these punks push it like they did today (public scene, vandalism), the more folks who will take it personally, like your security guy. Doesn't your butt kicker come back tomorrow? Be nice to have a police report to kick off her day.

Posted by: kqb29 at March 08, 2012 06:10 PM (hW7/O)

362 SOS,

Now that your employer knows they have a potential assault or homicide attempt on their premises in their future, and employees who are proactively harassing you with some pretty direct confrontations, do you think they might make an accommodation for your parking arrangements for a while? I don't like the sounds of where this is going and going fast. Disgruntled employees, and they are inviting the company to disgruntle them, are a real threat.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 08, 2012 06:10 PM (eHIJJ)

363

Sorry, afterthought to my previous comment.

Bear in mind that there's absolutely nothing you can say to Che that will improve your position. Nothing. The best you can do is break even; it goes downhill from there. So say nothing whatever to the asshole. Zip. Nada. Zilch. Nichts. Nichevo. Any points you score will have a zero coefficient in front of them, any booboos will have 10^100 coefficient in front of them.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 06:11 PM (EeVhV)

364 "Now that your employer knows they have a potential assault or homicide attempt on their premises in their future, and employees who are proactively harassing you with some pretty direct confrontations, do you think they might make an accommodation for your parking arrangements for a while? I don't like the sounds of where this is going and going fast. Disgruntled employees, and they are inviting the company to disgruntle them, are a real threat."

They might, I have a meeting in the morning with the Managing Director, she's back in town and scheduled the meeting for the AM so I'll inquire about it with her then, my guess is she'll probably already know about the incident before I arrive since my bodyguard reported it to security already as well as the police.

Sadly though he has the day off tomorrow (my bodyguard, I mean). He works Sunday through Thursday - we were talking about it tonight. He's been trying to get a Monday thru Friday gig for a while now but he's still new enough that he just doesn't have anywhere near enough seniority, I guess the Monday thru Friday shifts are at a real premium at his company. Our site actually uses an outside, bonded firm for security.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 08, 2012 06:18 PM (R5yLq)

365 Switchblade?!?

I hope the cops have reserved a large evidence locker for you, SOS. You're adding to the pile daily.

Posted by: creeper at March 08, 2012 06:20 PM (gre5a)

366

376: Desperately need a new nickname for my bodyguard though.

First thing that came to my mind was MacGyver

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at March 08, 2012 06:21 PM (uerEJ)

367 "Bear in mind that there's absolutely nothing you can say to Che that will improve your position."

Not worried about improving my position. But I'm also not going to let this little pantywaist get in my face and talk smack either. I could care less what Che-boy thinks about me, or what he or his little friends have to say.

I'm not afraid of them, and they will be made aware that I feel no fear of them whatsoever. That is more or less the point of this whole exercise. I'm not backing up, or backing down from them. Not now, not ever. They can trash my monitor, my car, whatever. I could care less.

They don't gain one inch of ground. Period. If I let them talk that way to me in the lunch room and said nothing? Well, then everyone - them included, would assume that their bullshit intimidation tactics were working.

So you'll forgive me for being blunt here, but not just no, fuck no.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 08, 2012 06:23 PM (R5yLq)

368 Jay Guevara: "Disengage"

Fuck that. Andrew would not have disengaged. SOS is Breitbart.

Posted by: creeper at March 08, 2012 06:24 PM (gre5a)

369 "SOS is Breitbart."

Perhaps the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me, but no - not even a pale imitation. Andrew took on the whole world - me, I'm just trying to maybe help clean up my little corner of it a bit.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 08, 2012 06:25 PM (R5yLq)

370 SoS, you have great restraint. I would have had a nasty case of church giggles when the idiots came up to my lunch table. You sure you don't work at a middle school?

Posted by: kqb29 at March 08, 2012 06:26 PM (hW7/O)

371 " SoS, you have great restraint. I would have had a nasty case of church giggles when the idiots came up to my lunch table. You sure you don't work at a middle school?"

There are days I begin to wonder, though the lack of fingerpaints is usually enough to convince me.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 08, 2012 06:27 PM (R5yLq)

372 Ok, guess ONT is up so heading over there.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 08, 2012 06:29 PM (R5yLq)

373 Wait for me!

Posted by: creeper at March 08, 2012 06:32 PM (gre5a)

374

SoS, Sorry to hear about your car, even if it is a beater. You are getting a lot of good advice and, with or without the advice, are doing great! Very proud of you as a fellow moron. You might just ask the MD if she thinks a switchblade knife sticking out of your tire could be use on you and if it could have been done by one of the folks making the death threats. Also, time to ID Che and his buddies to the MD so they can take action. As with Ogabe, they need to go.

Thanks for the update!

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 08, 2012 06:34 PM (WUWb9)

375 That SoS, I'd do him!

Posted by: Sandra Fluken at March 08, 2012 06:37 PM (WUWb9)

376 Desperately need a new nickname for my bodyguard though - the guy has way too much going on to be called Barney anymore. Almost feel a little guilty about calling him that in the first place really.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 08, 2012 10:02 PM (R5yLq)

Buford Jr.?
When it's all said and done with, you can take him an ax handle to carry around, yanno, as a kind of a thank you.

Did the cops not do anything other than take the report, and the tire with embedded knife?

Posted by: jem at March 08, 2012 06:41 PM (0oYHO)

377

But I'm also not going to let this little pantywaist get in my face and talk smack either.

He's irrelevant. Let him talk himself out into the parking lot with a cardboard box.

391 Jay Guevara: "Disengage"

Fuck that. Andrew would not have disengaged. SOS is Breitbart.

You misunderstood me. I don't mean to back down, but just not to
waste time bandying words with Che, and potentially blurting out something that can be used against SoS. He's in a winning position now, and has nothing to gain by verbal exchanges with Che. Stay frosty.

To put it another way, SoS is ahead on every referee's card, while Che is swinging wildly hoping for a knockout.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2012 07:03 PM (EeVhV)

378 Disengaging means being cowed. SoS, AB, BoN, PBuh, needs to act as normally as possible, and not let these scum make him change his behavior. They have numbers on their side, but he has the law and the facts and Balls of Neutronium.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2012 07:03 PM (wMsKw)

379 It didn't die, it was resting.

Posted by: PJ at March 08, 2012 07:12 PM (DQHjw)

380 Desperately need a new nickname for my bodyguard though - the guy has way too much going on to be called Barney anymore. Almost feel a little guilty about calling him that in the first place really.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 08, 2012 10:02 PM (R5yLq)

Mr Reese.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 08, 2012 07:24 PM (i3+c5)

381 SoS, if have a game camera, set it up to watch your house. Some police dept. lend them out as part of community policing. Ask your lawyer, but a small tape recorder might not be a bad idea.

Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2012 07:32 PM (6ziMD)

382 The switchblade should be enough to get a protective order. If things do escalate the fact you took all the legal steps to avoid a confrontation will look better.

Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2012 07:35 PM (6ziMD)

383 StuckonStupid, you are my hero.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 08, 2012 07:38 PM (i0App)

384 Can someone link to the start of StuckonStupid's story? I want to get caught up...

Posted by: liquidflorian at March 08, 2012 08:36 PM (VDReC)

385 I have a friend who was born in Saudi Arabia and grew up there in the American ARAMCO compound. He said the Saudis in the 60's and early 70's didn't really understand cars and would drive a new Mercedes off the lot with a full tank, then abandon them in the desert when they ran dry, then go buy another one because they didn't realize you needed to put gas in them.

Sounds like those auto-newbie Saudis got about the same miles per dollar invested as a Karma buyer.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 08, 2012 09:07 PM (iTl/r)

386 I'm running on 2 day old coffee, a stale donut and 100% leaded gas. Just cleared Remount Road at 100+ Headed for the HOV lane to downtown My two mannequins in the back seat make this a high occupancy vehicle or at least a vehicle with a high occupant eat my carbon footprint which is considerable

Posted by: DC commuter at March 09, 2012 02:05 AM (Uh+y6)

387
That sucks for Consumer Reports. They buy review items off-the-shelf, so they will get something a typical consumer gets, instead of a potentially tweaked and tuned item that may not be representative of what we can buy.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 09, 2012 05:06 AM (1hM1d)

388 'Whatever Midas had? Yeah, Obama has something different.' I believe it's called "the merdes touch."

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at March 09, 2012 05:17 AM (qndXR)

389 Don't worry, GM will buy Fisker and together produce the 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition: http://bit.ly/s9yV

Posted by: theCork at March 09, 2012 06:02 AM (AsGWW)

390 Obama = King Minus

Posted by: HAHA at March 09, 2012 06:03 AM (6y1OV)

391 I nominate the Fisker as the official car of the Obam administraion.

Posted by: Lee Hunsacker at March 09, 2012 06:13 AM (6cOMd)

392 Very nice blog, thanks "<a href="http://www.cigarpass.com/">cigar aficionado forum</a>"

Posted by: cigar aficionado at March 09, 2012 10:40 AM (b3ey1)

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