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January 15, 2012

Kitteh Drinkin' Beer
— Ace

Watchin' the game.

via @starchambermaid

Posted by: Ace at 09:36 AM | Comments (125)
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1 I think I owned a cat like that once.

Posted by: Have Blue at January 15, 2012 09:38 AM (IKTC8)

2 Meeeouch

Posted by: Kitteh at January 15, 2012 09:38 AM (sJKFk)

3 3 Cat needs rehab.

Posted by: Zombie Amy Winehouse at January 15, 2012 01:43 PM (vbh31)

You said it.

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at January 15, 2012 09:44 AM (jH30M)

4 real cats drink bourbon

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2012 09:46 AM (tQacV)

5 I used to have a kitty that would eat Jalapeno peppers.

Posted by: Vic at January 15, 2012 09:47 AM (YdQQY)

6 I don't need no steeking thumbs.

Posted by: The Cat at January 15, 2012 09:48 AM (Onw8c)

7 Used to have a neighbor with a yellow lab that would drink beer until he was drunk and pass out.

Posted by: Vic at January 15, 2012 09:48 AM (YdQQY)

8 No no NOOOO!!!

Posted by: GMB at January 15, 2012 09:49 AM (wY55N)

He'll cut his tongue licking the can top like that.

The cat I used to have would jump up on the table after holiday dinners and stick her face in wine glasses. The ones we used for every day were way to small for her, but the ones for holidays had wider bowls. She once found my grandfathers, which was mostly still full, and was happily lapping up red wine.

Posted by: Have Blue at January 15, 2012 09:49 AM (IKTC8)

10 My dog Sadie will eat anything. I'm sure she'd drink beer, too.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 09:51 AM (I2LwF)

11 That is such cruel abuse of an animal... Miller Lite? Have you people no shame?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2012 09:52 AM (Gc/Qi)

12 I like that it's a light beer.

Posted by: Y-not at January 15, 2012 09:54 AM (5H6zj)

13 In Soviet Russia, pussy get drunk and beats you!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at January 15, 2012 09:56 AM (tQacV)

14 Drinking Lite beer is like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.

Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2012 10:00 AM (E7yM+)

15 At parties, my dog would pretend to drink beer by laping the inside of the cup, but above the beer level. She just wanted to be part of the party. In hindsight, I wish I had gotten her her own beer cup and put in something dogs like, and let her party, too.

Posted by: mike at January 15, 2012 10:02 AM (WNvlG)

Never own a cat.

If you die they feast on your carcass and drink your beer.

Posted by: Ol' Polecat at January 15, 2012 10:04 AM (EBKOH)

17 Two cats and a dog at my house. Luckily, my cats only eat cat food. They have no interest in people food at all, outside of the fact that when we're eating it, we're not paying attention to them, which they hate.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 10:06 AM (I2LwF)

18 I didn't know cats drank cat piss.

Posted by: Dave S. at January 15, 2012 10:07 AM (UvR6d)

19 awesome kitteh

Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2012 10:07 AM (qVUxp)

20 Miller Lite ain't beer.

Posted by: Spear Parts at January 15, 2012 10:07 AM (m0a+G)

21 we're not paying attention to them, which they hate.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 02:06 PM (I2LwF)

welcome to my life!

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at January 15, 2012 10:08 AM (xMU3a)

22 That's not much of a beer.

Posted by: Andy at January 15, 2012 10:09 AM (XG+Mn)

23 That cat needs to get on a treadmill.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 15, 2012 10:11 AM (6u4z5)

24 Pointy Furry elbows!

Posted by: Mama AJ, trying to get the hang of these football threads at January 15, 2012 10:12 AM (XdlcF)

25 @27
lol

Posted by: Y-not at January 15, 2012 10:13 AM (5H6zj)

26 but can he roll a joint?

Posted by: garrrett at January 15, 2012 10:13 AM (tQacV)

27 ...now with 50% more 'r'!

Posted by: garrrett at January 15, 2012 10:14 AM (tQacV)

28 alcoholic kitteh

Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2012 10:15 AM (qVUxp)

29 Texans driving, eh? I stepped away from the tube when it looked like the Ravens were about to put it out of reach in the 1st Quarter.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 15, 2012 10:15 AM (Qjh0I)

30 27 is thread winner.

Posted by: GergS at January 15, 2012 10:16 AM (dptRY)

31 Wow! Foster.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 15, 2012 10:16 AM (Qjh0I)

32 Miller Lite ain't beer.

Posted by: Spear Parts at January 15, 2012 02:07 PM (m0a+G)

Our league softball team used to drink Miller Lite. When they started financing the illegal's marches in LA and Chicago I quit drinking any of their shit.

Posted by: Vic at January 15, 2012 10:16 AM (YdQQY)

33 Arian Foster is a pretty good player.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 10:16 AM (I2LwF)

34 wino kitteh

Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2012 10:17 AM (qVUxp)

35
Watching the Texans/Ravens game, don't get much sense of playoff level intensity here. Much more like a regular season game.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 15, 2012 10:18 AM (SAMxH)

36 That kitty is a serious lush! Gives my siamese (RIP) a run for her money - I never could turn my back on alcohol in her presence.

Posted by: Dianna at January 15, 2012 10:18 AM (mKMj1)

37 martini kitteh

Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2012 10:18 AM (qVUxp)

38 The video in the side bar of the kitteh attacking the birthday card is pretty scary.

Posted by: mike at January 15, 2012 10:19 AM (WNvlG)

39 liquor kittehs

Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2012 10:19 AM (qVUxp)

40 kittehs jonesing for a fix

Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2012 10:20 AM (qVUxp)

41 Houston lives!

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 10:20 AM (I2LwF)

42 WTF kitteh?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2012 10:21 AM (qVUxp)

43 41 The video in the side bar of the kitteh attacking the birthday card is pretty scary.

We had a Siamese who would go all cougar-y when shown a picture of a siamese cat (that happened to be on a card). It was a black and white pen and ink drawing of a Siamese, not even a photograph, although it did have blue eyes. She's flatten her ears and start her cougar growl whenever she saw that picture. Hysterical.

Posted by: Y-not at January 15, 2012 10:22 AM (5H6zj)

44 Used to have a doggie who would start lapping up margaritas if left where she could get them.

Posted by: someone at January 15, 2012 10:23 AM (bqjJT)

45 Now we got a game. Flacco sucks, they better hope Ray Rice gets happy legs

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 15, 2012 10:23 AM (jucos)

46 Okay, somebody please explain this to me: http://goo.gl/PVeht

Posted by: mike at January 15, 2012 10:24 AM (WNvlG)

47 Great beer commercial

http://tinyurl.com/7d5z2nw

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at January 15, 2012 10:24 AM (xMU3a)

48 My cat makes that 'how can you drink this stuff' face when he sniffs the beer glass.

I had a dog that loved champagne, and after slurping her ounce or so on NYE would pass out in front of the fireplace.

Come to think of it, shouldn't my cat want the champagne and the dog want the beer?

Posted by: Retread at January 15, 2012 10:27 AM (joSBv)

49 The season of the receiver continues! They've put on some real shows this year.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 15, 2012 10:27 AM (Qjh0I)

50 apparently, the historical innacuracies in Red Tails render it unwatchable by WWII buffs.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 10:27 AM (I2LwF)

51 OMG, I LOVE this, if you saw my YT channel & blog, you'd know why, I'm making my feature ;-)

Posted by: Bunni at January 15, 2012 10:30 AM (VQnmy)

52 howbout these Texans? Huh?

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 10:30 AM (I2LwF)

53 Miller lite is cruel to animals.

Posted by: Reggie Love Me by Barky at January 15, 2012 10:31 AM (51Nv7)

54 HIGH AS HELL

Posted by: Nashville Pussy at January 15, 2012 10:31 AM (tQacV)

55 apparently, the historical innacuracies in Red Tails render it unwatchable by WWII buffs. Do they blame Pearl Harbor on Bush?

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2012 10:33 AM (FcR7P)

56 No idea, t-bird. Anna's Clue Tank talks about it. I don't feel like finding the link...

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 10:33 AM (I2LwF)

57 annapuna@blogspot.com

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 15, 2012 10:36 AM (dR1wg)

Sidebar dude in the septic tank video is so crazy.

But, he is from Sao Paolo, so that may be the most entertaining thing they do there.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 10:37 AM (I2LwF)

59 http://is.gd/77tEy9

Posted by: Vic at January 15, 2012 10:37 AM (YdQQY)

60 Since my Male wants to go see Red Tails, may I ask if there's a review mentioning the inaccuracies? He's not precisely a WWII buff, but he's more of one than I am, particularly about hardware.

Posted by: Dianna at January 15, 2012 10:37 AM (mKMj1)

61 I think it's the scene where Airman Jackson posts pics of his "grill" on MySpace that turns off all the history buffs.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 15, 2012 10:38 AM (hiMsy)

62 annapuna.blogspot.com is Anna's Clue Tank WWII buffs must be really intense.

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2012 10:39 AM (FcR7P)

63 MySpace is sew 1944!?

Posted by: Meggie Mac at January 15, 2012 10:42 AM (tQacV)

64 Dennis Hoppercat does not approve.

Posted by: Cat Box Hero at January 15, 2012 10:43 AM (MLT9/)

65 Oh, yeah, they have the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor, and Dean Wormer leading the counter-offfensive.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 10:44 AM (I2LwF)

66 Thanks for the lead to Anna's Clue Tank.

Posted by: Dianna at January 15, 2012 10:44 AM (mKMj1)

67 Which is why I use Facebook. MySpace is irrelevant to my generation.

Posted by: Meggie McCain Gen ?? at January 15, 2012 10:45 AM (digkk)

68 Hate watchign football the regular way. Redzone is so superior.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 10:45 AM (I2LwF)

69 Dan Doomdork looks like one of the muppets up in the opera box.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 10:48 AM (I2LwF)

Facebook or myspace?

Posted by: Yanilda at January 15, 2012 10:49 AM (VEy1h)

Miller, Coors or Bud?

Posted by: Yanilda at January 15, 2012 10:50 AM (VEy1h)

72 @ 65

Check her out--lot more than just WW2 stuff.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 15, 2012 10:51 AM (SAMxH)

73 Texans D is looking strong.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 10:51 AM (I2LwF)

74 Wow, I found KayinMaine's twitter feed. She remains one crazy bitch. It would be horrible to be around her in real life.

Posted by: mike at January 15, 2012 10:55 AM (WNvlG)

LICKSORE

_{^{'Lonely and crippled she lives all alone
Stares out the window, no one on the telephone
Her only friend - a little Kitty Kat
She feeds it a lot
Kitty pretty fat

LICKSORE, SOMETHING TO ABHOR
KITTY KAT DON'T WANT NO RAT
MOMMY'S ON THE FLOOR
LICKSORE, GETTING TO THE CORE
KITTY KAT IS GETTING FAT
TONGUE BECOMES A BORE

Mommy's got a problem, seems that Mommy's dead
Kitty's got no food lick a hole in Mommy's head
Kitty loves her Mommy, Kitty loves the taste
Kitty loves Mommy, Kitty loves Salami...'}}

Posted by: your masters, GWAR! at January 15, 2012 10:55 AM (tQacV)

76 75 @ 65

Check her out--lot more than just WW2 stuff.
Posted by: irongrampa

So I see - good articles.

Posted by: Dianna at January 15, 2012 10:58 AM (mKMj1)

77 Get that cat come Old Speckled Hen!

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 15, 2012 11:01 AM (ZzNlK)

YOU ARE MY MEAT

Posted by: MORE GWAR at January 15, 2012 11:03 AM (tQacV)

79 Great football play there by Yates.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 11:04 AM (I2LwF)

80 Sock Off.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 15, 2012 11:06 AM (digkk)

81 Miller Lite is for pussies.

Posted by: Brendan at January 15, 2012 11:06 AM (2jQGY)

82 If my kitties need to eat me after I croak, I'm cool with it. No reason they should starve just cuz I get my necktie caught on a ceiling fan.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 15, 2012 11:08 AM (uIz80)

83 Look at her writeup of The Documentary Channel discussion of Napoleon. She somehow expected truth and accuracy from this libtard crap channel.

I get that on Satellite but after watching part of one show I never added it to any of my favorite lists.

Posted by: Vic at January 15, 2012 11:09 AM (YdQQY)

84 BTW I put link at #62.

Posted by: Vic at January 15, 2012 11:09 AM (YdQQY)

Kitty Loves, SALAMI!

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2012 11:10 AM (tQacV)

86 Bud Lite.

Posted by: Yanilda at January 15, 2012 11:14 AM (VEy1h)

87
One of my wife's friends once asked me if our dogs drank tap water.

True story!

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 15, 2012 11:15 AM (SgLsM)

88
Right...he licks his own butt, but we're more concerned about residual pcbs.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 15, 2012 11:16 AM (SgLsM)

89 One of my wife's friends once asked me if our dogs drank tap water. You don't use bottled water in your toilet bowl?

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2012 11:16 AM (FcR7P)

90 Ravens are going to lose.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 15, 2012 11:20 AM (jucos)

91
You don't use bottled water in your toilet bowl?

I live in NC. We're lucky to have it piped into the house around here.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 15, 2012 11:20 AM (SgLsM)

92 So do the Giants stand a snowball's chance in Hell?

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2012 11:21 AM (3raPN)

93 So do the Giants stand a snowball's chance in Hell?

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2012 03:21 PM (3raPN)

No.

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 15, 2012 11:23 AM (jucos)

94 So do the Giants stand a snowball's chance in Hell?

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2012 03:21 PM (3raPN)

Hahahahahaha.

Posted by: Clay Mathews at January 15, 2012 11:23 AM (jucos)

95 Probably a good thing that playoffs don't go longer. Not sure I could survive this diet of ribs and other goodies intact.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 15, 2012 11:24 AM (SAMxH)

96 I figure the only way the Giants win is if L. T. is on the sideline, and there's an 8-ball strapped to Rodger's shinbone.

Posted by: Fritz Suh at January 15, 2012 11:26 AM (3raPN)

Like try to coach.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 15, 2012 03:27 PM (OWjjx)

Or simply showing up on the sidelines.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 15, 2012 11:28 AM (jucos)

98 Who is the guy with the long blond hair playing for Houston? I will call him Glenda.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 15, 2012 11:30 AM (digkk)

99 Speaking of football food, anyone know the definition of "hot ham" in the context of sandwich meats? Is it "hot" as in spicy or as in "made to be heated up and served" or "buy iy hot, eat it hot". The hot ham grinders at the one place in MA where I'd get them used scicy ham, but I get a feeling there's a different interpretation. This only occurs to me because of this soothsayer-worthy Tweet I just saw from WI Gov. Scott Walker.

GovWalkerGovernor Walker Went to deli to get some hot ham and cheese for lunch and #Packers game.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 15, 2012 11:31 AM (Qjh0I)

100 So do the Giants stand a snowball's chance in Hell?

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2012 03:21 PM (3raPN)

I think a fireballs chance in Nifhell would be a better question. Given all the dirty, stinky, lutefisk eating Scandis that live there...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 15, 2012 11:31 AM (GaIwz)

101 I'm pulling for the Texans. It would be a shame to waste such an epic defensive performance. It would be a shame to reward Flacco for such a no-hearted, Jeff George-like performance. But most of all, it would be a shame if the Pats had to contend with the Ravens rather than the Texans.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 11:34 AM (I2LwF)

102

it, spicy, typos, blah blah blah

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 15, 2012 11:34 AM (Qjh0I)

103 If this is the way the Ravens are going to play playoff football, they don't deserve to move on. If they get past Houston today, they will get CRUSHED by Tom Brady next week.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 15, 2012 11:35 AM (jucos)

104 I'm glad the pro bowl is back in Hawaii but it is beyond stupid to have it before the Super Bowl, thereby ensuring that many of the best players don't attend.

Posted by: Y-not at January 15, 2012 11:36 AM (5H6zj)

105 What the heck is up with Flacco's mustache? Looks like he stole it from the Village People's Cowboy. Next he'll start wearing his ass-chaps... what a frickin' Mo.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 15, 2012 11:36 AM (GaIwz)

106 FlacMooooooooo...!!!!!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 15, 2012 11:37 AM (Qjh0I)

107 Flacco's going down more often than some homosexual gentleman at a Tijuana glory-hole, which was desgned for the purpose of allowing one homosexual gentleman to perform oral sex upon another anonymously.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 11:38 AM (I2LwF)

108 I really don't know who I'd rather the Pats play next week. So far Foster has been the scariest guy on the field, so I guess I'd lean towards the Ravens.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 15, 2012 11:40 AM (Qjh0I)

109 Ace never said where he was yesterday. He wasn't on twitter, he's not on it now, and I bet this post was something he set up days ago to be posted today. Ace is on the lam!

Posted by: mike at January 15, 2012 11:40 AM (WNvlG)

110

There is no Ace. There never was an Ace.

Posted by: Office of Janet Napoloitano at January 15, 2012 11:43 AM (Qjh0I)

111

Ace is on the lam!

I didn't know he converted to islam.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 11:43 AM (I2LwF)

112 Go Texans, although I think Brady will likely put up 40+ on them too. But they would be fun to root for in the super bowl.

I think Rogers is probably going to try to match Brady from yesterday, the Giants still have a Manning on their side, plus the coach's son on the Packers will be a distraction.

Oh and stupid Broncos made me start watching pro ball again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 15, 2012 11:43 AM (JYheX)

113

If the Giants can overcome Rodgers and Manning, they will win...

...to re-use a joke from earlier.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 11:44 AM (I2LwF)

114
The hot ham grinders at the one place in MA where I'd get them used scicy ham, but I get a feeling there's a different interpretation.

The grinders are probably made with capicola, which can very from hot to fire breathing hot. The wiki article has nothing to do with the stuff you buy in an American deli, and I live in wop-land.

It's basically a good quality ham covered with powdered red pepper. It's great sliced thin, especially in combination with other cold cuts. Wonderful in hoagies.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 15, 2012 11:44 AM (7+pP9)

115
Brady appeared to make a statement last night that he's on a mission to win it all this year. We shall see. I think NE vs Green Bay would be a hell of a Superbowl.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 15, 2012 11:45 AM (SgLsM)

116 new post.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 11:46 AM (I2LwF)

117 Ahhh. Thanks Ed. I've heard of capicola, but didn't know that one was the other.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 15, 2012 11:47 AM (Qjh0I)

118 shit, it's looking dim for Texas.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2012 11:48 AM (I2LwF)

119 Two new posts up within one minute of each other. Probably the last ones until the ONT.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 15, 2012 11:54 AM (7+pP9)

120

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 15, 2012 03:44 PM (7+pP9)

There's two kinds of Cappicola. Dry and Wet cured.