June 10, 2012
— Open Blogger This morning, I diced up an habanero pepper for salsa, and a half hour later, I absentmindedly rubbed my left eye. Note to self: Always Wash Your Hands.
And for those of you who are done with the book thread, he's one with nothing in it. And what better picture to accompany such a null thread than one of Captain Zero himself?
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Murder on order: Teenage girls call Domino's Pizza delivery woman to home and brutally stab her 50 times on doorstep
http://tinyurl.com/crvzj3w
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2012 09:11 AM (Y+DPZ)
Runs like 42 whole seconds.
http://youtu.be/YEJCsfv9HkA
zerozerozerozerozerozerozerozero
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 10, 2012 09:12 AM (Qxdfp)
Posted by: Moochelle at June 10, 2012 09:12 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 10, 2012 09:12 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 10, 2012 09:13 AM (8y9MW)
Biden drenched by children with super-soakers
http://tinyurl.com/6queg3f
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2012 09:13 AM (Y+DPZ)
I just saw an Obama bumper sticker and a Freedom Isn't Free sticker next to it.
Those words, I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
Posted by: real joe at June 10, 2012 09:13 AM (hZHuW)
Posted by: tsrblke at June 10, 2012 09:15 AM (22rSN)
Posted by: JDTAY at June 10, 2012 09:15 AM (sFP59)
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2012 09:17 AM (6TB1Z)
Note to self: Always Wash Your Hands.
heh.
Reminds me of a day I made salsa with an ex-gf in college...
"Pour milk on it!?"
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2012 09:17 AM (OMkfK)
I think he's taking a (much deserved) break for a couple of weeks. Polls right now really don't matter, so it won't hurt us not to have our Big Technicolor Maps for a while, and I'm sure he's pretty close to burnt out, whether he knows it or not.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 10, 2012 09:17 AM (8y9MW)
Etch-a-Sketch.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 10, 2012 09:18 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Guy with pepper juice on his privates. at June 10, 2012 09:18 AM (NUxHH)
@AllenG,
I figured as much, but he tweeted about it, then tweeted a bunch of polls back to back then went completely silent, (on twitter at least, can't speak for the comment threads) so I was just curious if everything was OK in his neck of the woods.
I agree on the burn out 
.
Posted by: tsrblke at June 10, 2012 09:19 AM (22rSN)
Washing your hands won't help much with habaneros. The bad shit stays on them for days, regardless of washings.
Wash with Milk and a Oil / Grease cutting soap like Dawn.
Posted by: African Penis Washer's Local #17 at June 10, 2012 09:22 AM (OMkfK)
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2012 01:17 PM
Axelrod and Plouffle, just like Obama, read too many of their own press clippings
When you see how Steve Schmidt and Nicolle Wallace threw the game in 2008, even Susan Estrich could have beaten them
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2012 09:22 AM (Y+DPZ)
BTW, a US paper would have NEVER put a picture of the perps in there.
Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2012 09:22 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2012 09:23 AM (HR5x9)
Posted by: Don't Drone Me, Bro! at June 10, 2012 09:24 AM (AzwZn)
Posted by: Bob at June 10, 2012 09:24 AM (xd8I9)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 10, 2012 09:26 AM (gvWL9)
Posted by: FUBAR at June 10, 2012 09:26 AM (mdhVr)
Posted by: toby928© at June 10, 2012 09:27 AM (QupBk)
It should.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 10, 2012 01:26 PM (gvWL9)
Axelrod isn't going to be cut loose. He's definitely the slimey weasel that has files on all the dirty dealings, and he makes sure you know it so you can't fire him.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 09:28 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: The League of Angry Gentlemen at June 10, 2012 09:30 AM (G9qZk)
I have to warn people (now) since we had a friend who made the mistake of slathering a roast and sticking it in the oven. Basic effect: Mace the house.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 10, 2012 09:30 AM (Qxdfp)
Posted by: toby928© at June 10, 2012 09:30 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2012 09:32 AM (HR5x9)
Posted by: Tightie Rightie at June 10, 2012 09:32 AM (OfDMM)
Posted by: Mudshark at June 10, 2012 09:33 AM (JZ8od)
Posted by: Peggy Joseph at June 10, 2012 09:33 AM (AzwZn)
Back when the son was a little pecos, he enjoyed feeding pequins straight off the bush to the dog. One day, after this little game, he went to use the little boy's room and came shuffling out with his pants around his ankles weeping and moaning and flinging himself around. It took me a while to figure out the source of his pain and toss him in the shower.
So your encounter with the pepper could have been much worse.
Posted by: Pecos, at June 10, 2012 09:34 AM (2Gb0y)
She offered, but I reminded her that I'm married ...
Next up, THE ARCHITECT, Karl Rove !!! (cue country song bumper music)
Posted by: HANNITY!!! at June 10, 2012 09:34 AM (Y+DPZ)
I had the misfortune of making a quart of Habenaro sauce without gloves, my hands were on fire for several days and I couldn't touch anything without causing lots of blue words to come out of my mouth.
Lava hand soap, aloe and lots of washing, "Out foul spots!" so to speak. I never repeated that, still haven't opened the quart of orange puree I made either, its just concentrated evil...
Fortunatly, O can be removed with the proper application of "Stupid voter be gone" or an excessivly large turnout of citzens determined to be rid of the self serving narsacistic bastard.
Posted by: Gmac at June 10, 2012 09:35 AM (Ag7Ff)
I did the same thing once, with the added pleasure of having sex.
I do not recommend it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 10, 2012 09:35 AM (nEUpB)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2012 09:36 AM (G9qZk)
Posted by: Mad Chemist at June 10, 2012 09:36 AM (0SL6O)
It is really a sight to behold when your primary opponents are doing their level best to kill each other over true charges that they were both recently with the other party... and one of them just had a fundraiser with a big Obama bundler.
We haven't put out a single attack on either of them, and one of them will be out of the race, and the other fatally weakened, before we have to.
Posted by: Truman North at June 10, 2012 09:36 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 10, 2012 09:37 AM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Michael Dukakis at June 10, 2012 09:38 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2012 01:32 PM
Doggie on the roof! Horsies! Bain! Bully Haircut! Look, a squirrel !!!
Posted by: David Axelrod at June 10, 2012 09:38 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2012 09:39 AM (Xb3hu)
Posted by: Timothy S. Carlson at June 10, 2012 09:40 AM (MrlUq)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 09:40 AM (DGIjM)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 09:40 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 10, 2012 09:41 AM (JKNDp)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2012 01:36 PM
I always thought he looked like the guy who owned a few nudie bars and a porn film production company
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2012 09:41 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Truman North at June 10, 2012 09:42 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 10, 2012 01:41 PM (JKNDp)
Remember, when you are out heating hot wings, always wash your hands thoroughly before going to the bathroom.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 09:42 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: Mad Chemist at June 10, 2012 09:44 AM (0SL6O)
Lindsay Lohan Crash: Truck Driver Claims Bribe Offered for Silence
http://tinyurl.com/cfu8cgh
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2012 09:44 AM (Y+DPZ)
The one phrase that he got right was ... "reinforcing easy prejudices"
Posted by: STEVE ALMOND at June 10, 2012 09:44 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Scott Walker Supporter at June 10, 2012 09:45 AM (AzwZn)
Wrote this a couple of years ago...:
"How to be Stupid"
- Walk to the store, mainly to see how many cicadas are about.
- See so many that you're reduced to nothing but a girlish scream.
- Get to store, buy Gatorade and a can of wasabi peas.
- Walk home, screaming like a girl the entire way.
- Drink Gatorade, eat peas.
- Rub your right eye that's itching.
- Realize that there's still horseradish powder on your fingers.
-Yeff (freaked out, screaming like a girl, blind in one eye.)
Posted by: Yeff at June 10, 2012 09:45 AM (TIuoo)
Posted by: Cato at June 10, 2012 09:47 AM (C9SCF)
Posted by: Bill H at June 10, 2012 09:47 AM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 10, 2012 01:41 PM (JKNDp)
IIRC, there are a group of 7 enzymes or so that make up capsaicin. That shit is NOT easy to get rid of. The lactic acid in milk helps break them down.
Anymore, I wear latex gloves when cutting and seeding hot peppers.
Soap doesn't do dick.
Posted by: ErikW at June 10, 2012 09:48 AM (EYRuM)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 09:48 AM (DGIjM)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2012 09:48 AM (G9qZk)
Posted by: Pecos, at June 10, 2012 09:49 AM (2Gb0y)
“From time to time at the White House, I would see Holder at meetings and so on, but I rarely spoke to him, and I didn’t ever speak to him on issues of policy in the Justice Department,” Axelrod said. “I didn’t speak to him about personnel issues, other than at the beginning of the administration [when] I recommended a communications person to him.”
Notice he didn't say that he never gave advise about how to handle PR ?
Posted by: Jared Loughner at June 10, 2012 09:50 AM (e8kgV)
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Posted by: Blog Team C Level Manager Assistant to the alternate board member at June 10, 2012 09:50 AM (QWOh7)
Posted by: The Koch Brothers at June 10, 2012 09:50 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 10, 2012 09:51 AM (tf9Ne)
This state would be in better financial shape if everybody had fruit trees, gardens, and rode a bicycle as their main form of transportation.
Wisonsin was famous for their Tropical Fruit before evil BushHitlerHaliburton razed the Jungles and started overgrazing their evil methane emitting bovines.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2012 09:52 AM (OMkfK)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 09:53 AM (DGIjM)
This state would be in better financial shape if everybody had fruit trees, gardens, and rode a bicycle as their main form of transportation.
Wisonsin was famous for their Tropical Fruit before evil BushHitlerHaliburton razed the jungles around Fon du Lac and started overgrazing their evil methane emitting bovines.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2012 09:53 AM (OMkfK)
Posted by: The Koch Brothers at June 10, 2012 09:54 AM (IoNBC)
This morning, I diced up an habanero pepper for salsa, and a half hour later, I absentmindedly rubbed my left eye. Note to self: Always Wash Your Hands.
I did that once without washing my hands, only it wasn't my eye that got burned. It was my pecker after taking a leak! WOW!
Posted by: Hobo from Heck at June 10, 2012 09:55 AM (QE/BE)
We would like to also inquire as to ideas suggestions for bringing blog back to cobalt form programing using DOS for key stroke directives on new cloud computing system.
Registration with SOS # as pre-fix and suffix will be required as response will be captured on cache in Bloomberg Minsk terminal.
We also endeavor to make Palm pilot application for blog more compatible with new stylus feature.
This is big and should be out of box thinking.
-Quentin
Posted by: Blog Team C Level Manager Assistant to the alternate board member at June 10, 2012 09:56 AM (QWOh7)
The difference between an adult and an hysterical teen-age girl.
Ronmey's team has the fast response down, too. Ann Romney was on Twitter within a couple hours of that 'never worked a day in her life' crack, hashtag #just fine appeared before SCOAMF's pressser ended I think, and this morning they have a vid of it on the Romney site.
Posted by: Retread at June 10, 2012 09:57 AM (joSBv)
Posted by: alexthechick at June 10, 2012 09:57 AM (yTtpr)
Posted by: Tightie Rightie at June 10, 2012 09:58 AM (OfDMM)
Posted by: English Master Chef at June 10, 2012 09:58 AM (G9qZk)
Really? Does this explain why today is the tenth, and the rent has not been paid? Nor have I been told they are moving out...
There's a disconnect here.
Posted by: Dianna at June 10, 2012 09:58 AM (mKMj1)
Hey Ace,
Please don't switch to a registration requirement for comments. Pretty please?
This is so much cooler.
Please reconsider.
- Dave
Posted by: _Dave_ at June 10, 2012 09:59 AM (gqoYf)
Posted by: alexthechick at June 10, 2012 01:57 PM (yTtpr)
Were the Stompy Boots involved in any way?
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2012 10:00 AM (OMkfK)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2012 10:01 AM (G9qZk)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2012 10:01 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: runninrebel at June 10, 2012 10:01 AM (bI3Cc)
Liberals Are Ruining America. I Know Because I Am One. by Steve Almond
The one phrase that he got right was ... "reinforcing easy prejudices"
He referred to Sandra Fluke as "young". Easy prejudices, indeed. She was 30 at the time.
It's amazing how much they believe that simply isn't true.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 10, 2012 10:01 AM (J5tI6)
Man, soccer's bad enough without match-ups like these. I'm rooting for team three: Sweet Meteor of Death. C'mon down, big guy!
Posted by: JDTAY at June 10, 2012 01:15 PM (sFP59)
****
Someone tweeted earlier: In Italy vs Spain, loser defaults. So does winner.
I giggled.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2012 10:03 AM (piMMO)
Makes me angry that this shit didn't come out 4 years ago on Obama. It certainly should have.
Posted by: Theresa at June 10, 2012 10:03 AM (kP3yq)
Posted by: thunderb at June 10, 2012 10:05 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Y-not, kinder gentler AoSHQ moronette at June 10, 2012 10:05 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Bill H at June 10, 2012 10:05 AM (3sZO1)
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at June 10, 2012 10:06 AM (nonzP)
Posted by: alexthechick at June 10, 2012 10:06 AM (yTtpr)
Success could spell out huge disruptions for workers as robots continue taking over human jobs in manufacturing and other industries. Low-paid workers in developing countries stand to lose out the most in this case, but U.S. workers won't gain much, either. Still, U.S. businesses could once again regain a foothold in the garment industry and win back a share of international trade.
The robotic revolution won't stop there. Dickerson has also suggested robots could return manufacturing of smartphones, computers and TVs to U.S. shores — an idea expressed in an email to the National Institute of Standards and Technology in 2011. A robotic uprising there could turn up the heat for companies such as Foxconn that manufacture Apple's iPhones and iPads.
Posted by: Del Spooner at June 10, 2012 10:07 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Y-not, kinder gentler AoSHQ moronette at June 10, 2012 10:07 AM (5H6zj)
90I feel compelled to share that I had bacon for breakfast applewood cooked in the smoker over hickory and will shortly be having blts made of the same. You're jealous admit it.
Is jealousy till sallowed here?
Posted by: Hobo from Heck at June 10, 2012 10:08 AM (QE/BE)
I need a beer.
Posted by: thunderb at June 10, 2012 02:05 PM (Dnbau)
Welcome back. Have a beer and decompress. I know I am! 
Posted by: ErikW at June 10, 2012 10:09 AM (EYRuM)
"Romney wasn't my guy but watching him strip the bark offa Barky little by little has been a joy.
The difference between an adult and an hysterical teen-age girl."
Watching reruns of Cheers on Netflix and it occurs to me that Barack Obama is Diane Chambers: Cold, pompous, egotistical, educated beyond his intellect, arrogant, unfocused and convinced he has the answers to everything.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 10, 2012 10:09 AM (J5tI6)
In Italy vs. Spain, is it possible for all 22 players to be writhing on the pitch, faking an injury at the same time?
Posted by: AmishDude at June 10, 2012 10:10 AM (J5tI6)
Theories abound about the origin and nature of the manuscript. Some believe it was meant to be a pharmacopoeia, to address topics in medieval or early modern medicine. Many of the pictures of herbs and plants hint that it many have been some kind of textbook for an alchemist. The fact that many diagrams appear to be of astronomical origin, combined with the unidentifiable biological drawings, has even led some fanciful theorists to propose that the book may have an alien origin.
Posted by: Dr Smith at June 10, 2012 10:10 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Tightie Rightie at June 10, 2012 10:10 AM (OfDMM)
Posted by: thunderb at June 10, 2012 02:05 PM (Dnbau)
Wow. They must be among the Jews who support Obama so strongly.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2012 10:12 AM (LoTJ2)
Reminds me of a day I made salsa with an ex-gf in college...
That would be some mild salsa. Most folk make it with habanero.....
Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at June 10, 2012 10:12 AM (fGQVX)
Note to self: Always Wash Your Hands
While the eye thing is painful, I did the evil pepper thing and then went to take a wiz. Oh my.
Posted by: chuck in st paul at June 10, 2012 10:12 AM (EhYdw)
I've never understood the point of participating in an organized religion if you are just going to make it up as you go.
I don't understand your point.
Posted by: Unitarian Universalists at June 10, 2012 10:12 AM (J5tI6)
Posted by: alexthechick at June 10, 2012 10:13 AM (yTtpr)
carbon dating has revealed that its pages were made sometime between 1404 and 1438.
This makes me laugh.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2012 10:14 AM (OMkfK)
Posted by: Y-not, kinder gentler AoSHQ moronette at June 10, 2012 10:15 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: thunderb at June 10, 2012 10:15 AM (Dnbau)
OMG .. you're right
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 10, 2012 10:16 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Robot Bat Mitzvah at June 10, 2012 10:16 AM (G9qZk)
Posted by: Bill H at June 10, 2012 10:17 AM (3sZO1)
Note to the Feds: Get the Heck out of my truck.
Posted by: Pecos, at June 10, 2012 10:18 AM (2Gb0y)
I don't think I've ever seen more of an understatement!
Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at June 10, 2012 10:19 AM (+BkI8)
Posted by: David Axelhole at June 10, 2012 10:19 AM (IoNBC)
I don't get it. I've heard from feminists before that the culture that prevented women from flaunting their looks was sexist. Desexualizing women was sexist, and sexualizing women is sexist. Everything is freaking sexist. It could be argued that people needs jobs right now, and showing off products is a pretty cushy one. What's the big deal?
Posted by: Crazee at June 10, 2012 10:19 AM (H4xh0)
Posted by: fruit and cheese platter at June 10, 2012 10:20 AM (HOOye)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2012 10:20 AM (G9qZk)
Posted by: JohnE. at June 10, 2012 10:21 AM (nRTou)
Posted by: Christopher Johnson at June 10, 2012 10:21 AM (zUVpQ)
Posted by: thunderb at June 10, 2012 10:22 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Hot Asian Chicks Continue To Go For Lame Ass White Guys. at June 10, 2012 10:23 AM (AzwZn)
Posted by: David Axelhole at June 10, 2012 10:23 AM (IoNBC)
Part of it in narcissism, thinking that 4000 years of tradition should change because you want it to. The other part is that these kind of people are the ones who put "spiritual, not religious" on personal profiles. They want to be part of something larger than themselves, but their mentality and their social circle mean that they can't actually accept being part of an organized religion, so they make it up as they go along.
Posted by: Alex at June 10, 2012 10:23 AM (aNu4E)
Posted by: missing Messi at the euro at June 10, 2012 10:23 AM (HOOye)
Posted by: hurricane567 at June 10, 2012 10:24 AM (3/1U3)
Of course it's ancient aliens. Duh
Posted by: alexthechick
I've long thought the Voynich Manuscript was a brilliant hoax committed by monks.
Posted by: Dianna at June 10, 2012 10:24 AM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Bill H at June 10, 2012 10:24 AM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Lame Ass White Guys at June 10, 2012 10:25 AM (G9qZk)
I can laugh about it now, but back then I was mortified.
Posted by: Theresa at June 10, 2012 10:27 AM (kP3yq)
****
That should make for a fine photoshop
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2012 10:27 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: thunderb at June 10, 2012 10:29 AM (Dnbau)
'Senator Inhofe always prefers to meet with nominees personally before giving his support,' said his spokesman, Jared Young. 'In regards to this nominee, Senator Inhofe has heard some concerning issues, and until those issues are cleared up, he will not meet with Mr. McGurk.'
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 10, 2012 10:29 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Bill H at June 10, 2012 10:30 AM (3sZO1)
Posted by: fluffonutta at June 10, 2012 10:33 AM (z9HTb)
JohannesburgÂ’s Goodman Gallery will not remove a painting of President Jacob Zuma with his penis exposed because that would be censorship.
“We feel it is censorship to take the image down,” gallery spokeswoman Lara Koseff said on Friday.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 10, 2012 10:33 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Father Guido Sarducci at June 10, 2012 10:34 AM (AzwZn)
Posted by: Bill H at June 10, 2012 10:34 AM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Steve Poling at June 10, 2012 10:35 AM (db5YN)
JohannesburgÂ’s Goodman Gallery will not remove a painting of
President Jacob Zuma with his penis exposed because that would be
censorship.
“We feel it is censorship to take the image down,” gallery spokeswoman Lara Koseff said on Friday.
Gee, who would have thought it? You know what else is censorship? Not putting up my niece's crayon scribbles in the Goodman Gallery. I'll be sending them Air Mail, I expect them up within the week.
And I have a few "sculptures" of my own to contribute. Chop chop.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 10, 2012 10:36 AM (J5tI6)
Posted by: David Axelhole at June 10, 2012 10:37 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2012 10:41 AM (G9qZk)
Posted by: JohnE. at June 10, 2012 10:43 AM (nRTou)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 10, 2012 10:45 AM (R5yLq)
The sidebar article with those historians gushing about Obama's intellect really frosts me.
You know who's brilliant? This guy is brilliant: http://tinyurl.com/7utfr3v
I know because I was one of his 11 Ph.D. students.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 10, 2012 10:45 AM (J5tI6)
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 10:46 AM (IoNBC)
Also, just good to "see" you back in general.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2012 10:46 AM (LoTJ2)
Posted by: Imagine No Liberals. at June 10, 2012 10:47 AM (AzwZn)
I never had my junk meet Mister Pepper, though I once slathered them with calamine lotion after they got poison ivy on them. Don't do it!
One of my all time favorite dirty tricks was talking a friend into putting Absorbine Jr. on his jock itch. He was in agony for hours and there's no way to wash it off or neutralize it.
Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at June 10, 2012 10:49 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Don't Drone Me, Bro! at June 10, 2012 10:50 AM (AzwZn)
Axelrod looks like Hitler's shoe selling cousin.
personally, he's always looked more like Rudolf Hess... including the really dumb look
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at June 10, 2012 10:50 AM (Bxm/r)
Life's Motto:
"Be the change you want to see in the world."
--Gundi
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 02:46 PM (IoNBC)
wow... epic fail
Posted by: MY HASH IS: at June 10, 2012 10:50 AM (I2LwF)
When in Jr high gym class I broke one of my front teeth in half. Then one of my very helpful friends said "suck in cool air over it and it will feel better. Well if by better he meant shooting pain he was right.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 10, 2012 10:54 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at June 10, 2012 10:55 AM (mxnUd)
Posted by: AmishDude at June 10, 2012 02:09 PM
Joe Biden is "Coach" Ernie Pantuso
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2012 10:55 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 10:55 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 10:58 AM (IoNBC)
This time, however, Ettinger wonÂ’t say if she still supports Obama.
Posted by: 13times at June 10, 2012 10:58 AM (h6XiD)
Posted by: Mahatma Gumby at June 10, 2012 10:58 AM (AzwZn)
Watching reruns of Cheers on Netflix and it occurs to me that Barack Obama is Diane Chambers: Cold, pompous, egotistical, educated beyond his intellect, arrogant, unfocused and convinced he has the answers to everything.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 10, 2012 02:09 PM
Joe Biden is "Coach" Ernie Pantuso
Mooch is Norm
Posted by: USS Diversity at June 10, 2012 02:56 PM (cjTjM)
AxholeRod be Cliff Claven then?
Posted by: model_1066 at June 10, 2012 10:59 AM (PWwbk)
Care to post some examples? If nothing else I'd like to make sure I'm not doing something stupid.
Posted by: Alex at June 10, 2012 10:59 AM (aNu4E)
Where Ace really was Friday?
or
There are punishments worse than the banhammer.
Posted by: DaveA at June 10, 2012 11:00 AM (NqmTy)
Posted by: JohnE. at June 10, 2012 11:02 AM (nRTou)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 11:02 AM (WCI4d)
Washing hands might work for Habaneros, but won't work for Ghost peppers which IMO taste much better (no metalicky aftertaste). One thimble full of dried crushed ghost peppers in a gallon of salsa makes a mighty fine salsa.
Posted by: Lave Sus Manos at June 10, 2012 11:03 AM (Bm8H4)
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 11:05 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Alex at June 10, 2012 11:05 AM (aNu4E)
Posted by: model_1066 at June 10, 2012 11:06 AM (PWwbk)
Posted by: Tightie Rightie at June 10, 2012 11:06 AM (OfDMM)
Posted by: Bill H at June 10, 2012 11:07 AM (3sZO1)
Um, wow. And these fuckers can find a job but I can't. Lovely.
Posted by: Alex at June 10, 2012 11:07 AM (aNu4E)
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 11:09 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 11:09 AM (WCI4d)
Posted by: Don't Drone Me, Bro! at June 10, 2012 11:10 AM (AzwZn)
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 11:10 AM (IoNBC)
Maybe I'm old school, but to me a resume is just another business document. I don't care how many pets you have. I don't care about your "Life's Motto." I don't care if you have a "wide and diverse circle of friends."
Tell me your qualifications for this job, and please spare me the bullshit.
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 03:05 PM (IoNBC)
Sounds like they also print their resumes on Hello Kitty stationary.
Posted by: model_1066 at June 10, 2012 11:10 AM (PWwbk)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 03:09 PM (WCI4d)
No kidding...these days if someone has 500 applications to sift through, long winded bullshitters go right to the circular filing cabinet.
Posted by: model_1066 at June 10, 2012 11:12 AM (PWwbk)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 10, 2012 11:13 AM (R5yLq)
Posted by: model_1066 at June 10, 2012 11:16 AM (PWwbk)
184 177 One of my all time favorite dirty tricks>>
One time a kid was nervous about talking to a girl. He worried that he had BO. I convinced him to spray Right Guard on his asshole.
I'm so not proud of that.
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 02:58 PM (IoNBC)
That's soooo awesome!!! I love it!!!! You da MAN!!!!
Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at June 10, 2012 11:17 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Rich Rostrom at June 10, 2012 11:19 AM (ap1VO)
184 177 One of my all time favorite dirty tricks>>
One time a kid was nervous about talking to a girl. He worried that he had BO. I convinced him to spray Right Guard on his asshole.
I'm so not proud of that.
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 02:58 PM (IoNBC)
That's soooo awesome!!! I love it!!!! You da MAN!!!!
Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at June 10, 2012 03:17 PM (7+pP9)
Ok, it's not really a trick, but it did bring the funneh...I was in a company car with an asshole co-worker we called 'fat rat', driving to a shop to pick up a vehicle. He falls asleep on the passenger side (it was a Bronco), with his head nodding down. I swerve a bit left then hard right, sending his head into the window with some velocity. I claimed I had to avoid hitting a deer.
Posted by: model_1066 at June 10, 2012 11:21 AM (PWwbk)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 10, 2012 11:21 AM (R5yLq)
Posted by: model_1066 at June 10, 2012 11:21 AM (PWwbk)
It's been a while since I've done a resume, but I used the KISS format - Keep It Simple, Stupid. My high school and college and the years I attended, each place I worked, for how long, and a person to contact to verify.
Since I am a medical transcriptionist, my job "interviews" were testing how well I transcribed dictation, with a bit of preliminary chatting.
Posted by: Theresa at June 10, 2012 11:23 AM (kP3yq)
Posted by: Y-not, kinder gentler AoSHQ moronette at June 10, 2012 11:24 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 10, 2012 11:26 AM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Red Johnson-Porn Star at June 10, 2012 11:27 AM (dM5QS)
****
What's the location of that quarry because the EPA should shut it down immediately due to the toxins he spews into the atmosphere.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2012 11:41 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Dick Cheney at June 10, 2012 12:00 PM (cTviD)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 10, 2012 12:11 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 10, 2012 12:21 PM (A2LXE)
Don't just wash your hands use dish washing liquid at a minimum and wash twice. I use laundry detergent after chopping anything stronger than a jalapeno. I went to laundry detergent because I took a piss after cutting a habanero, you know the rest. I did wash my hands with regular soap. But that simply was not enough. It is a lesson you only learn once...
Posted by: theworldisnotenough at June 10, 2012 12:40 PM (NZD+z)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 10, 2012 12:54 PM (sRUq2)
Best thing I've found for cleaning hands afterward is to use undiluted liquid handsoap or dish soap. Wash hands thoroughly with the soap and no water, then rinse off. Then repeat with a regular handwash. Works for me anyway..
Posted by: pet at June 10, 2012 01:04 PM (KYOSM)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2012 01:14 PM (LoTJ2)
Posted by: define fine at June 10, 2012 01:59 PM (HOOye)
"Please donÂ’t call Sandra Fluke a slut. Respect her for what she is, a shiftless rent-a-cooch from East Whoreville."
Does this have anything to do with the Heritage Foundation deeming this to be the "Best Blog"? Is Ace unwilling to stand by his previous words and accept responsibility?
Posted by: Phoenician in a time of Romans at June 10, 2012 02:54 PM (7QWfF)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 03:17 PM (GULKT)
Now when I chop peppers, if I don't have gloves, I first wash with dishwasher soap (cuts the oil). Then rinse with rubbing alcohol (capsaicin is alcohol soluble), then soap again.
As for the previous comment, milk does help, but it's the casein in it that helps, not the lactic acid.
Also, I ran cross country in HS. Someone did the old "Atomic Balm in the Jockstrap" bit to me my freshman year. Just Dayum, that was memorable. Thought I burned that sucker off before I had a chance to use it properly.
Posted by: RightWingProf at June 10, 2012 03:30 PM (bHgwn)
That you kilgore? Chuckles give you permission to quit kissing his ass and come over here? Are you going to start calling people the "n" word like you did before? You and chuckles get off on that don't you?
Posted by: booger at June 10, 2012 03:32 PM (dMT9X)
Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 10, 2012 03:36 PM (9yE9L)
Touche. The reality is the top 5 or 6 big boy hots are just genetic modifications of Habaneros to get an extra scoville rating or two.
I'm actually an analytical chemist, and I can say for certain, OK actually IMO i guess, that each time the guiness book of records for hottest pepper is broken, it is more related to the (poor) calibration of a HPLC instrument doing the capsaicin analysis than the sudden discovery of the new world's hottest pepper. They are ALL hot. Above a certain threshold, it really doesn't matter.
And yes, I have scotch bonnets. They are flowering now as a matter of fact. ha!
for all you pepperheads....this is a must bookmark. www.thehotpepper.com
Trivia - I read somewhere that in that last year or two, 'hot sauce' officially took over from ketchup as the world's most popular condiment based on sales and volume sold. Looks like America finally caught up to the world as far as taste buds go.
Posted by: pet at June 10, 2012 04:00 PM (KYOSM)
You lucky, mon. We bonnets have long memories. Maybe we burn the roof off... you mouth!
Posted by: scotch bonnet at June 10, 2012 04:22 PM (nrW1y)
Nope, not at all.
I just find it fascinating how people who claim to represent conservatism might justify evading responsibility for what they have said and try to erase the past.
I believe people who consider themselves conservatives, and I assume that most of the commentators here are among them, are very big on people accepting responsibility for their actions. What is YOUR opinion on Ace attempting to delete his previous Tweet of March 3, 2012, in which he stated:
"Please donÂ’t call Sandra Fluke a slut. Respect her for what she is, a shiftless rent-a-cooch from East Whoreville."
Posted by: Phoenician in a time of Romans at June 10, 2012 05:13 PM (7QWfF)
This you pathetic drive-by troll:
125 >>>LGF is accusing you of deleting a March 3rd "anti-woman" Sandra Fluke tweet
I did delete it. What happens is that every so often Eric Boehlert retweets it to his followers, and then his followers begin knocking me. Which is sort of fine, but it's as if I *just said* this. I said it months ago. It was covered. It's on MMFA's website.
I just decided I was tired of lefties rapping it as if it was fresh news. It's old news.
The tweet was a joke. It was part of my statement that *jokes are usually mean*, and yet the media only notices this when a conservative makes them. Bill Maher is cruel every show, but only when Rush says something is joking a hatecrime.
So I wrote:
"Don't call Sandra Fluke a slut. Call her what she is, a low-rent rent-a-chooch from East Whoresville."
And that tweet, in context, was illustrating the basic point that humor is usually inherently mean.
This whole stupid thing -- that Maher can crack nasty jokes with impunity, but Rush limbaugh does it and it's a hate crime -- is just galling.
WE ARE NOT SECOND CLASS CITIZENS. WE DO NOT HAVE A SMALLER LIST OF RIGHTS THAN LIBERALS. OUR POLITICAL BELIEFS DO NOT SERVE TO STRIP US OF RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES SHARED BY * ALL * AMERICANS. THE RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES OF AMERICANS ARE NOT HELD ONLY BY LIBERALS.
That was the point. I'm tired of the context being stripped away from it.
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2012 06:19 PM (aw5Tx)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 05:15 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Armadel at June 10, 2012 05:27 PM (pSkTS)
Posted by: pet at June 10, 2012 07:08 PM (KYOSM)
Bill Maher is cruel every show, but only when Rush says something is joking a hatecrime.
So I wrote:
"Don't call Sandra Fluke a slut. Call her what she is, a low-rent rent-a-chooch from East Whoresville."
And that tweet, in context, was illustrating the basic point that humor is usually inherently mean.
That is perhaps the biggest pile of steaming post hoc justification I have ever seen. I didn't think it was possible for my opinion of Ace to be lower than it was; I was wrong.
WE ARE NOT SECOND CLASS CITIZENS. WE DO NOT HAVE A SMALLER LIST OF RIGHTS THAN LIBERALS.
OUR POLITICAL BELIEFS DO NOT SERVE TO STRIP US OF RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES SHARED BY * ALL * AMERICANS.
THE RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES OF AMERICANS ARE NOT HELD ONLY BY LIBERALS.
Riiiiiiiight - because holding people accountable for the statements they actually make is "stripping them of their rights". Do you people ever listen to yourselves?
That was the point. I'm tired of the context being stripped away from it.
Meanwhile, of course, Ace is jumping head first into the "the private sector is "doing fine'" wingnut hissy fit, while pretending the paragraph it was in doesn't exist.
http://www.businessinsider.com/ the-private-sector-and-the-public-sector-under-obama-2012-6
And he whines about "context" to hide from calling a woman who made no comment about her sexual activity "a low-rent rent-a-chooch from East Whoresville."? Really? And you people actually buy it?
Is it any wonder this blog and denizens is considered such a laughing stock on the saner parts of the Internet?
Posted by: Phoenician in a time of Romans at June 10, 2012 11:08 PM (odaWI)
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