March 02, 2012
— Ace When David Letterman caught hell for making some crude joke about one of Palin's underraged daughters, he said something that I thought was pretty true. Paraphrased, he said something like, "These are jokes. I can't defend any of them."
What he meant was that most jokes -- certain all jokes at someone's expense -- are inherently three things: unfair, unwarranted, and untrue. Jokes like this are about hyperbole. Jokes conjure up, briefly, an alternate-reality world in which it is posited that absurd facts we know to be false in this world are actually true.
When David Letterman said whatever nasty thing he did about Bristol, or Willow -- I forget who -- of course none of it was actually true. The true facts of anything would not be the joke. The joke is always the departure from the facts.
All the late-night comedians' monlogues follow the same pattern every night: Brief digest of a news item, in one sentence. This digest is more or less true (if incomplete). The next part is the Fake Thing, the Made-Up Thing, the departure from reality. This is false, and, typically, it's mean.
If anyone thought that you weren't joking here -- if it were possible that your joke was interpreted to be a true account of the facts -- you could easily be hit by a defamation lawsuit, and you could very easily lose.
After all, you'd said something untrue and nasty. Without the special category of "joke" surrounding it, it would be libel.
So that's what Letterman said, and while I do not find him funny, I actually, to this day, find him somewhat self-reflective and admirably self-examining about things like this. He's lost his funny, long ago, and now makes mechanical jokes without humor or talent, but when you trap him on something like this he tends to say something reasonably smart.
He's right. You cannot defend any of these. You can't defend them as you could defend a straight statement. The straight statement you intended to be true. You probably think it is true. You probably also think it's fair.
But a joke? If someone asks you to "defend" it, you can't defend it in the same way -- except to the extent you say, "Look, it was just a joke."
In addition, there's a sneaky little cruelty in humor that it's not the fairest and most defensible jokes that are the funniest. Usually it's the nastiest, most indefensible stuff. Not always, of course. Some jokes just cross the line or lose the room.
But most of the time an absolutely safe, inoffensive-to-everyone joke is not going to get laughs.
Most of the time, if someone, somewhere, isn't upset by it -- or we could imagine they would be upset with it, if they heard it -- it's not going to be funny.
It might be cute. It might merit a smile. It might get a grinning nod of approval.
But the biggest laughs usually come, unfortunately, when you're being unfair and a little mean.
That's the nature of it. You can't defend any of these.
Regarding Rush's joke about Sondra Fluke being a slut: This joke didn't work for me and I wouldn't have told it. It's not funny. The emphasis of it really just seems to be finding a way to name-call her in the thin garbings of a "joke."
It's also in the "not worth it" category because you just know that whenever you touch the Holy Trinity of Race, Sex, or Religion your enemies are going to demagogue it to the ends of the earth.
That said, I tell a lot of jokes myself. Most of them are, in some way, unfair. Many of them do not land. Some of them are Not Worth It.
They say in medicine you're not a doctor until you kill your first patient. And you're not a humorist unless you've told not one but dozens of bad jokes that get crickets.
Just because a joke fails to land, or isn't worth it, or isn't much of a joke, you haven't committed a moral outrage. You haven't proven yourself a bad person or a callous person or a hateful person.
You are guilty of exactly what you're guilty of -- of telling a bad joke that doesn't land. And that's it.
It's not a hanging offense. Some jokes don't work. There is no way to tell jokes off the cuff, just riffing right off the foam of your outer brain, without telling a bad joke or going too far or whatever.
Well, there is a way: Don't tell jokes.
And many people don't joke around, especially not when being broadcast, so they never have to worry about that.
But if you are joking around a lot, you're going to do it. Probably pretty frequently.
There are two problems here: The first is the left's typical He Said A Dirty Word faux-outrage. Ridiculous. Grow the hell up, idiots.
You have Bill Maher calling Sarah Palin a "c*nt" (no joke at all, except for the shock value of the word) and no one's getting on him for apologies. And when the right got on him for it, he doubled down, defended it, and did it some more. Plus, snarked at us for being so dumb.
And Rush can't call this girl adult woman a slut?
Grow up. The Never Ending Tantrum act is tedious.
I don't think the right way to defend this is to insist it's right or noble or proper to call this girl a slut. That just doesn't sound right to me.
I think the proper thing to say is "It's a joke, sometimes they're a little mean, sometimes they don't land, no one really gets hurt."
It's a joke. A bad joke? I think so. But so what? The difference between a good joke and a bad joke is not moral intent or the character of the joke-teller or his status as "enlightened" or a "hater."
The difference between a bad joke and a good joke is not whether it's mean or not.
Most jokes are mean-- including most of the good ones, too.
The difference between a good joke and a bad joke is merely something with no moral or character component at all -- craft. Whether you figured out the exact right way to frame the gag for maximum humor and maximum defensibility.
That's not a moral or a character issue. That's just an issue of joke construction and editing.
People make fun of the infamous opening, "It was a dark and stormy night," for being melodramatic and cliched. (Why? That has always struck me as a rather good opening sentence.)
But that sentence is never faulted for being immoral, or hateful, or displaying a low character.
The fault in that sentence (again, I sort of don't see the problem myself) is simply an intellectual sort of problem, of craft and composition and few other things which are entirely removed from considerations of morality or character altogether.
"Polishing" and "punching up" a sentence or gag are not questions of the heart. They are questions of craft, only, with no moral implications whatsoever.
I didn't like Rush Limbaugh's joke. So what? What we could say is that "He didn't spend enough time polishing that joke and getting it ready for the public." Fine, he should have spent some time working the joke.
But that doesn't mean he's a bad guy.
Here's the thing: I don't see how yet, but I know this to be true.
I know, if I think about it, and bother trying, I can write a series of jokes -- maybe a fake essay written by Sandra Fluke -- which will be far, far worse than merely calling her a "slut," and it will actually be funny.
So the problem is not calling her a slut. It can be done. I don't know how yet, but I know if I set to mind to it I will call her the most acrobatic, schwanz-slinging gutterslut the world has ever known and it will be funny.
And it will be funnier precisely because it is so terribly unfair and nasty.
Yes, cruelty is an inherent component of humor. A lot of people who don't sling jokes don't know this, or won't accept it, but anyone who spends a lot of time writing jokes knows that cruelty is, unfortunately, a basic widget in the humor toolbox.
The question is not about morality or character. It's about how many hours I'm willing to put into this to make the joke work.
Could I "defend" it? No, as Letterman said, you can't "defend" any of these things.
You can only say what comedians say when they've hurt someone: Look, I'm sorry, these are just jokes.
The Unstated Assumption That The Liberals Press and That Rush Won't Concede.
Some people you're "allowed" to be nasty about -- Sarah Palin, Rick Santorum, etc.
You don't have to be a genius to figure out that if someone is on the right, the liberal media considers them fair game for nasty jokes.
Including Craig Kilborne's "Snipers Wanted" joke about Bush.
But certainly people don't usually make fun of heroes. I could, I guess, sling jokes at Lance Armstrong and his cancer, but most people would say: Uh, I don't get it. What are you trying to say? What's Lance Armstrong done to deserve this?
And this the thing: The left is conferring "hero" status on Sondra Fluke, and that means, like Lance Armstrong, she is just too much the Moral Wonder to joke about.
Barack Obama was similarly decreed off-limits by leftist comedians. In that case, they were saying "He's such a hero, I just can't think of any jokes I can tell about him."
What Rush is doing here -- which I do support -- is denying this assumption.
She's not a hero, nor does she get the special protective bubble of a hero.
I can think of funny things about her. She's kind of fat and her face looks like an unappealing shoe I wouldn't want to wear, for example.
But no, I don't concede she's Off-Limits, and neither should Rush.
She's not a hero. She's just a Chubster looking for some camera time. She also makes things up left and right. She's a bit of distaff Baron Munchausen.
As you can see, I really haven't spent much time myself thinking of the right jokes to tell about her.
But yes, when the right ones are thought of, damnit, they're going to get told, and repeated, and passed around.
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Posted by: Baracko Bama at March 02, 2012 10:45 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 10:45 AM (3GtyG)
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Posted by: RioBravo at March 02, 2012 10:46 AM (eEfYn)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 02, 2012 10:47 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: njlibertarian at March 02, 2012 10:47 AM (R79sT)
Posted by: reg at March 02, 2012 10:47 AM (Fvotu)
I don't care.
I quit letting people tell me what to care about a long time ago.
Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at March 02, 2012 10:47 AM (hSjaF)
Posted by: Ken Royall at March 02, 2012 10:48 AM (9zzk+)
First of all Fluke is an activist.
Her whole reason for being at Georgetown was a setup.
Someone paying $46,865.00 dollars per year for law school can go piss up a rope if they think they should have their sex lives subsidized.
This is the kind of thing we should not be afraid to call out.
Posted by: McLovin at March 02, 2012 10:48 AM (j0IcY)
Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 10:48 AM (BbX1b)
Posted by: jumbo jogging shrimp at March 02, 2012 10:49 AM (DGIjM)
That's exactly what I was going to say!
Posted by: Michael Richards at March 02, 2012 10:49 AM (kDLl+)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Rubio at March 02, 2012 10:50 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at March 02, 2012 10:50 AM (6uXZa)
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...and valuable and rare italics commenting about it.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 02, 2012 10:50 AM (eEfYn)
Damn right. That's why she's fair game for ridicule. The Palin daughters were doing what? Oh yeah, they were breathing.
Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 10:50 AM (BbX1b)
"It's also in the 'not worth it' category because you just know that whenever you touch the Holy Trinity of Race, Sex, or Religion your enemies are going to demagogue it to the ends of the earth."
It seems to me that that categorization is probably to deferential to political correctness, and that's overly constricting even if its adherents tried to be consistent and sincere about its application.
Anyway, I think the point of Rush's remark is worth reiterating. It is outrageous to a woman that, but it's worse for that woman to testify before Congress about how her sex life needs to be subsidized even though contraception is ubiquitous and often very inexpensive.
Posted by: Lawrence at March 02, 2012 10:50 AM (dX1XT)
Maybe Rush should have focussed more on her unfortunate last name rather than her alleged sexual hyperactivity.
Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2012 10:51 AM (jm/9g)
Posted by: M. Murcek at March 02, 2012 10:51 AM (ToZXn)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2012 10:51 AM (FLLLv)
I can take one look at those bloodless lips of hers and tell she makes shitty sammiches anyway.
Someone with half the spooge in Georgetown drying on her Malcolm X tramp stamp doesn't even tremble my Giveafuckometer.
Posted by: sifty at March 02, 2012 10:52 AM (uGQ4X)
Posted by: RioBravo at March 02, 2012 10:53 AM (eEfYn)
Limbaugh always says he's an entertainer and uses humor in his show, he's also built his reputation and success as being a political thought leader.
Unlike Letterman, Limbaugh isn't doing a strictly comedy show (well, neither has Letterman in the last 20 years but that's a different story), he's doing politics and he knows and banks on, his words impacting the political world.
There's nothing wrong with doing entertainment and drawing the largest audience so you can charge confiscatory ad rates as Rush puts it but let's not pretend his interests and the interests of the Republicans actually running for office are always the same.
Posted by: DrewM. at March 02, 2012 10:53 AM (dXPup)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at March 02, 2012 10:53 AM (6uXZa)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 10:53 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 10:53 AM (vd4t0)
Posted by: mugiwara at March 02, 2012 10:53 AM (9VBSz)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 10:53 AM (3GtyG)
A 30 year woman willingly put herself out there by passing herself off as a poor grad student going to testify on The Hill on her need for subsidized contraception.
It's absolutely disgraceful. Her parents should be ashamed they raised such a piss-poor excuse of a "woman". She's an embarrassment to anyone with ovaries.
So again it's a statement. Only half-true though. Calling her a slut would insinuate she actually gets some. She is so hideous in so many ways that I'm suspect of her ability to find male companionship. And I wasn't even speaking to her looks, but sure, we could go there as well.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 02, 2012 10:53 AM (RIKIS)
Posted by: wooga at March 02, 2012 10:54 AM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Nickie Goomba at March 02, 2012 10:54 AM (jeLTI)
Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 10:55 AM (BbX1b)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 10:55 AM (nj1bB)
Fluke wants someone else to pay for part of her sex life while misrepresenting the actual costs (financial and otherwise) to her and her institution. I find Rush's commentary less humorous and more factual. His was a news bulletin, not a tryout for The Comedy Club.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 02, 2012 10:55 AM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Lilredhen at March 02, 2012 10:55 AM (2+DSu)
On Rush earlier today he was talking about what Fluke reported that Obama said to her....'your parents should be proud of you.'
Rush questioned exactly what they should be proud of.
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2012 10:56 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 02, 2012 10:56 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2012 10:56 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at work mourning andrew at March 02, 2012 10:57 AM (mfbqu)
Thank you for your time. May regular programming re-commence.
Posted by: Bang Out Of Order at March 02, 2012 10:57 AM (1H47k)
Libs AGAIN put their sex lives out there for all to see and talk about. Be it begging for a new welfare program for abortion and birth control, or a new civil right to have anal sex......and when a conservative mocks them for it, says get out of my kid's face with your trash, and get out of my pockets, suddenly WE are the bad guys according to the RINOS.
So what else is new?
Posted by: pam at March 02, 2012 10:58 AM (cgrL5)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 02, 2012 10:58 AM (nj1bB)
I doubt it. If he did, I would hope he was hung up on. Miserable excuse for a CiC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2012 10:58 AM (UOM48)
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A slut sleeps with everyone, and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 02, 2012 10:58 AM (TkGkA)
Posted by: Line of guys outside Fluke's door at March 02, 2012 10:58 AM (r+9M6)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 10:58 AM (vd4t0)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 02, 2012 10:58 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Bald Ninja at March 02, 2012 10:59 AM (8XwjT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at work mourning andrew at March 02, 2012 10:59 AM (mfbqu)
Posted by: Red Shirt at March 02, 2012 10:59 AM (FIDMq)
Wait. I thought jokes were that little bit of truth that kinda hurts?
When liberals joke about conservatives - they mean it. Liberals want the "joke", or the false reality, to be construed as truth, so that the audience is left with an impression that ultimately leads them with a negative impression of the "other". When liberals joke about other liberals, there is always a soft landing. A wink. A good-hearted laugh.
Also, children should be off-limits when it comes to jokes about sexual abuse. How is that ever funny?
Fluke, she's an adult. Buck up honey.
Posted by: rectal exam at March 02, 2012 10:59 AM (O7ksG)
Posted by: Will Folks at March 02, 2012 10:59 AM (FLLLv)
Obama in a nutshell:
Re ---> Calling a slut a slut being Slutty McSlutterson by advertising her loose morals on C-SPAN: OUTRAGE!
Re---> The mentally challenged: Hey, let's make some jokes about them on late night tv!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 02, 2012 10:59 AM (RIKIS)
Posted by: NotCoach at March 02, 2012 11:00 AM (XykUh)
I can think of funny things about her. She's kind of fat and her face looks like an unappealing shoe I wouldn't want to wear, for example.
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Now, now Ace. Play nice, you'll hurt the young ladies feelings.
It takes a village ya know!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 02, 2012 11:00 AM (8ieXv)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2012 11:00 AM (7vSU0)
Posted by: BP in NJ at March 02, 2012 11:01 AM (j84s0)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2012 11:01 AM (FLLLv)
Posted by: Berserker at March 02, 2012 11:01 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Obamski at March 02, 2012 11:01 AM (eEfYn)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:01 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 11:01 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: fb at March 02, 2012 11:01 AM (wQ1iq)
I know, if I think about it, and bother trying, I can write ... maybe a fake essay written by Sandra Fluke-Ace
Dude...PLEASE do this. After yesterday, we could all use the laugh.
Posted by: Nigel at March 02, 2012 11:02 AM (dr4Fj)
Posted by: toby928© at March 02, 2012 11:02 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 11:02 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: Judge Smails at March 02, 2012 11:03 AM (FLLLv)
Punch back twice as hard. And while we all sit around and say, man, Breitbart, he's the man, if we simultaneously act like a whiny bitch because Limbaugh said "slut" then obviously we never got Breitbart.
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2012 03:00 PM (7vSU0)
This. There's nothing to be won by going all limp-wrist. People love fighters. They do not love bleating wusses.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 02, 2012 11:03 AM (xUM1Q)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 02, 2012 11:03 AM (Sh42X)
Posted by: USA at March 02, 2012 11:03 AM (6Cjut)
Posted by: Mac Gootbone at March 02, 2012 11:03 AM (XCSw/)
Posted by: mike at March 02, 2012 11:03 AM (qIvR1)
I'd say if she doesn't qualify as a slut no one ever can.
Posted by: Kronos at March 02, 2012 11:03 AM (gD4/Q)
Posted by: sifty at March 02, 2012 11:03 AM (uGQ4X)
That in itself defines her as a slut. Perhaps I use a different definition then most. Someone that has no fucking dignity and will just put herself out there like that? Yup....slut.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 02, 2012 11:03 AM (RIKIS)
she turned ME down, but that just means she's a slut with some class left
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, with algae between his knees at March 02, 2012 11:03 AM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:04 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at work mourning andrew at March 02, 2012 11:04 AM (mfbqu)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2012 11:04 AM (7vSU0)
This is the kind of thing we should not be afraid to call out.
Posted by: McLovin at March 02, 2012 02:48 PM (j0IcY)
I asked this in the other thread. Where is the money coming from to pay for 3 years of law school? Do "birth control activists" get full scholarships? And if she can afford the tuition, how come she can't afford the protection? I'll bet every bit of her story is made up just like her age
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2012 11:04 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 02, 2012 11:04 AM (jTVGC)
The "hearing" where Fluke appeared was a stunt to begin with. Pelosi and her lady pals were upset that the REAL hearing was about religious freedom only and did not invite any witnesses to whine about getting their Pills for free. So they held a "hearing" which had no purpose other than to give this committed feminist activist a platform so she could pretend to be a young, porr college student who is being oppressed by these evil Catholic men.
I don't see why this is not just desserts for Fluke to get whatever cabbages and rotten tomatoes our side can throw at her. I really don;t give a shit about the MFM's sensibilities and I don't care who is going to win the next news cycle as a result. The bottom line is the Democrats pulled a stunt and our side fired back with a fucking cannon. So we maybe should have used a .44. What's not to like?
Posted by: rockmom at March 02, 2012 11:04 AM (aBlZ1)
Posted by: mare at March 02, 2012 11:05 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 02, 2012 11:05 AM (kDLl+)
I think the italics are ace's way of putting the flag at half mast.
Posted by: Phoenix at March 02, 2012 11:05 AM (2wx8J)
Take a hike bitchez, I've emptied the condom dispensers!
Posted by: Sandy the Slut Comic at March 02, 2012 11:05 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2012 11:05 AM (WR5xI)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:05 AM (jUytm)
As long as everybody realizes her testimony was not really about contraception, I'm ok with some making fun of the whole (hole?) situation.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2012 11:06 AM (r+9M6)
Posted by: M. Murcek at March 02, 2012 11:06 AM (ToZXn)
Letterman told a joke about Palin's underaged daughter being impregnated by a professional baseball player. They made a mistake, they thought it was Palin's older daughter, who is not underaged. If he had the courage to say "sorry, we thought it was Bristol, not Willow," he would have been given a pass, but they couldn't admit that something they said was out of bounds, especially about the Palin family. It would have indicated weakness.
I only got about a third of the way through your post, Ace. Seems you are trying to make a point, and I'm not sure you ever got there, because I'm not sure you quite know what that point is or what it should be.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2012 11:07 AM (TOk1P)
the Dems finagled to make the first witness a young girl who gave graphic testimony about "David Koresh" raping her, semen running down her thighs, etc
The Repubs in Congress never learn...
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, with algae between his knees at March 02, 2012 11:07 AM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Max Power at March 02, 2012 11:07 AM (q177U)
I let anything and everything use me like a public toilet.
This somehow makes me a good, strong person and a role model.
Oh, and I'd like you to pay for it. Not because I can't.
Because I hate you all for being happier than I am.
Posted by: Georgetown's Famous Ginch at March 02, 2012 11:08 AM (uGQ4X)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 02, 2012 11:08 AM (Sh42X)
She's a slut, you don't screw like she does and be that ugly without being a slut. Get over it Ace. Knocking Rush is stupid.
Posted by: mare at March 02, 2012 03:05 PM (A98Xu)
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Maybe I missed something, how is Ace knocking Rush??
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 02, 2012 11:09 AM (8ieXv)
My feelings on Ms. Fluke....
If you want to sit before Congress and testify as if you were a poor coed when in fact that is really not the situation.... If you want to tell me that you are sleeping around so, so much that you need financial assistance for your contraceptive costs.... If you are telling me that I have to pay for your recreational sex....
Then it is fair game for me to have an opinion about you and how you live your life.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 02, 2012 11:09 AM (C2//T)
Posted by: Admiral Frank Kelso at March 02, 2012 11:09 AM (FLLLv)
The new meme spread: Obama agrees to console amorous law student who is too cheap to pay for her own contraception. Obama agrees that tax payers should pay for Flukes glorious existence, because she is a good liberal. and because Rush was mean to her.
Posted by: rectal exam at March 02, 2012 11:09 AM (O7ksG)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:09 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: the hobbit fomerly known as Donna at March 02, 2012 11:09 AM (qmF3d)
I, for one, am offended by the use of the word "slut" in this case.
I have known sluts. Sluts have been "friends" of mine". You, Sandra Fluke, are no slut.
Sluts have provided me with many minutes of recreation. They are respectable, productive creatures in that regard. Imagining Sandra Fluke as one of those sluts that I remember so fondly ruins my fuzzying memory and cheapens the word. Ms. Fluke, in my opinion, is more accurately described as a Marxist Scrunt Wannabe Rabble Rouser.
Posted by: Jaws at March 02, 2012 11:09 AM (4I3Uo)
She's about as legitimate as the Occuturds. I'll like to know who's payroll she's on
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2012 11:09 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Ding ding! Your town pump. at March 02, 2012 11:09 AM (wQ1iq)
I didn't take what Rush said to even be a joke. It's an acurate description of the situation. If a woman is asking to be paid to have sex, she's a prostitute. This girl came right out and said that she was having three grand worth of sex a year and wants all of us to pay for it because she doesn't have the money but refuses to quit having all the sex.
If that's not a slut, not to mention a greedy one, I don't know what is.
You're not going to put this gimmie-handout-welfare attitude out of business by saying "let's be nicer about saying "no" to them". That's fucking weak and it will continue to fail. Call them out on it.
Posted by: Rob K. at March 02, 2012 11:10 AM (9yjLH)
i think we should start a birth control collection............set up boxes around town.............like a can food collection but for birth control.........
then we can have a birth control scholarship fund where womyn can write and essay about why they deserve free birth control and it will go before a committee to be decided...........
Posted by: phoenixgirl at work mourning andrew at March 02, 2012 11:10 AM (mfbqu)
Posted by: JeffC at March 02, 2012 11:10 AM (A3tpD)
Posted by: Berserker at March 02, 2012 11:11 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 02, 2012 11:11 AM (SSwA1)
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 02, 2012 11:11 AM (jTVGC)
Yeah, she's a fuckin dyke. But she's got some meat in her diet.
Posted by: Georgetown's Famous Ginch at March 02, 2012 11:11 AM (uGQ4X)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2012 11:11 AM (7vSU0)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:12 AM (nj1bB)
So, the guy who got his live-in whore knocked up while screwing his staff whore, labeling a 14-year old as a whore-by-relation is "self-reflective" -- screw that.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 02, 2012 11:12 AM (1ZF7c)
Posted by: Sandra Flakey at March 02, 2012 11:12 AM (dh8WW)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:13 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: rockmom at March 02, 2012 11:13 AM (aBlZ1)
Dude: "Huh. Chick is a slut."
Chick: "ZOMGWTFBBQSCOAMF!11!! DUDE IS A MISOGINIST[sic] FACSCIST[sic] OPPRESSER[sic]!!!'
...and scene.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 11:13 AM (/kI1Q)
What she does is emphasize the effects of ObamaCare. From now on medications and procedures will be required not because they make sense, or are medically necessary, or have been negotiated into the contract. Medications and procedures will be required based upon whci political advocacy group can put enough pressure on Congress or an agency.
What Barney Frank and Chris Dodd did to housing will now be done to healthcare.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 02, 2012 11:14 AM (hLRSq)
Like me having sex with someone whose blood alcohol level is still under the legal DUI limit
Posted by: Sandy the Slut Comic at March 02, 2012 11:14 AM (Y+DPZ)
If that's not a slut, not to mention a greedy one, I don't know what is.
You're not going to put this gimmie-handout-welfare attitude out of business by saying "let's be nicer about saying "no" to them". That's fucking weak and it will continue to fail. Call them out on it.
Posted by: Rob K. at March 02, 2012 03:10 PM (9yjLH)
+1
She's obviously talented or wealthy enough to attend a very expensive law school, but not at all smart enough to find a way to pay for her sex life on her own. She wants help from the school in the form of free stuff so that she can continue to fuck 3 times a day, every day, for the whole time she's at Georgetown. She just asked/demanded that the school give her a subsidy not to help her fuck, but to completely pay for all her fucking!
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 11:14 AM (GQ8sn)
"It's for the children" .....Remember this?
.
But now, it's......."Children are a parasitic infection that should be prevented".
.
So this is what strikes me about all this. .....The Institution Left has now screwed themselves with their new rhetoric to justify forcing us to pay for birth control and abortion.
.
"Children are the Enemy! They must be stopped from occurring!" .....Isn't this what they are now saying?
Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 11:14 AM (UOOK1)
She must have been taking them like breath mints
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2012 11:14 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 11:15 AM (ykSKg)
So small as to be immeasurable.
Posted by: Andy at March 02, 2012 11:15 AM (5Rurq)
Posted by: X at March 02, 2012 11:15 AM (RhXGf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2012 02:49 PM (UOM4
not that, that is electable
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2012 11:15 AM (M8yfa)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 11:15 AM (vd4t0)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 03:12 PM (nj1bB)
You could admit that she's a slut "who seeks government subsidies for her birth control purchases". Yes, you could.......
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, with algae between his knees at March 02, 2012 11:16 AM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:16 AM (jUytm)
Serious question: By what percentage do women use the pill for reasons other than anti-pregnancy?
The Democrats seem to be doing their damnedest to give the impression that it's a lot.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 03:13 PM (jUytm)
--About the same as the percentage of abortions that are actually indicated by rape incest, or life of the mother. (I'm serious: it's below 5%.)
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 11:16 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: NotCoach at March 02, 2012 11:16 AM (XykUh)
^^^^^
?????????
Lesbians - plural?? To know even one person that shares that belief is insane but more than one? The hell?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 02, 2012 11:16 AM (RIKIS)
Ace, you just challenged yourself to write some shockingly unfair funny stuff about Ms. Fucke.
Accept the challenge.
Posted by: Emperor of Non-Christian Cultists for Jesus at March 02, 2012 11:17 AM (epBek)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 11:17 AM (vd4t0)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2012 11:17 AM (7vSU0)
No, Ace, the definition is someone who claims they need $100 a month (or whatever the figure was) worth of birth control because they're just having that much sex.
And I would love to read a monologue by Ms. Fluke.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 11:17 AM (tqwMN)
If their employers are Scientologists, are they required to provide health insurance that covers psychiatric medication?
(The InternationalWarmongeringMegaCorp I get mine through covers abortions, but psych drugs aren't on the formulary. Ho-hum.)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 11:17 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:17 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: X at March 02, 2012 11:17 AM (RhXGf)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 11:18 AM (vd4t0)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:18 AM (nj1bB)
157 I know of lesbians who take birth control pills just because of the off-chance they might get raped by a man. They are actively terrified of being pregnant.
**
Words escape me.
**palms-face**
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 11:18 AM (8ieXv)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 02, 2012 11:18 AM (GZitp)
Fluke.... FOLLOW THE MONEY!!!
Someone is paying for this activist to go to this Univercity... which makes her a PAID activist... find out who....
As to Jokes... Sarcasm must have a grain of truth to it, or it won't bite... and many jokes DO start with truth, and take it to an absurd extreme... or make a connection between disimilar things which create the 'joke'...
And I'll just end this with.... The Aristocrats....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2012 11:18 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 02, 2012 11:19 AM (0xqzf)
Posted by: ktgreat at March 02, 2012 11:19 AM (i5KzK)
I feel that Santorum is too busy on the social conservative meme. I am looking for someone to manage the government and shrink it. I also think that historically, congress critters have not generally made good Presidents. The lsm has turned the election into a lifestyle debate and I could care less about it in our current situation. Obozo's team thinks that the social issues controversies will swing things their way. As a party, the Repubs need to get off that page and back on attacking the mes obozo has made of our economy, employment, and our energy supply as well as our dealings with other countries.
Posted by: Bookdoc at March 02, 2012 11:19 AM (n1aa8)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:19 AM (nj1bB)
Do any of their families get a call?
But this ugly bitch demanding that we fill her begging bowl with condoms rates a congratulatory call?
Yup, priorities
Posted by: kbdabear at March 02, 2012 11:19 AM (Y+DPZ)
rious question: By what percentage do women use the pill for reasons other than anti-pregnancy?
Endemetriosis can be palliated or managed with the pill. Maybe 5% of women have it.
Posted by: Emperor of Non-Christian Cultists for Jesus at March 02, 2012 11:20 AM (epBek)
Since she testifies publicly I see no reason that robust discussion of all of her related practices, costs, and fees should not also be public!
Of course, the policy has already been set that none of our religious requirements have any validity when it comes to the redistribution of taxes extracted by threat of force.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 02, 2012 11:20 AM (i3+c5)
If she's on birth control pills, which I believe is the argument here, the cost is not correlated with "having that much sex" or any sex at all.
Posted by: Andy at March 02, 2012 11:20 AM (5Rurq)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:20 AM (jUytm)
Women are outrageously outraged over this term. At least up until they pick out their tube tops, fishnets and hooker heels so they can take part in their local slut walk!
Empowerment!!
Guuuuuuuuuurl Power!!!!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 02, 2012 11:20 AM (RIKIS)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, with algae between his knees at March 02, 2012 11:20 AM (UqKQV)
^^^^^
?????????
Do they like to garden the front yard, in the nude?
Most of these lesbians I've seen with all the "keep your laws off my body" attitude do not ever have to worry about getting raped.
Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 11:20 AM (BbX1b)
Lesbians - plural?? To know even one person that shares that belief is insane but more than one? The hell?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 02, 2012 03:16 PM (RIKIS)
I know some pretty radical feminists. Friends of my husband. Some of the stuff they say and believe would probably shock people here. Sandra Fluke is clearly one of them. That's why I have no problem with any kind of over the top, mean, ridiculous insult thrown at her, I really don't. These women seriously need to get over themselves. The more we can draw out their outlandish views the better.
Posted by: rockmom at March 02, 2012 11:20 AM (aBlZ1)
Posted by: Berserker at March 02, 2012 11:21 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2012 11:21 AM (FLLLv)
Don't re-use your sponge, dude.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 11:21 AM (/kI1Q)
Another thing, we have a new condom law. She must use only a condom in these movies. (Why would we pay for anything else then. That should be enough.)
But the video has to be put out there.
I expect it to be another one of Obama's losing investments.
Posted by: Jay Bee at March 02, 2012 11:21 AM (Xwgt3)
Depends. She never specified which form of contraception she was demanding to be provided for her cost free.
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 11:21 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 02, 2012 11:21 AM (dxTxt)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 11:21 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 02, 2012 11:21 AM (AWmfW)
Stop the Children.
Stop the Children.
Stop the Children.
Children are parasites! They must be stopped!
Posted by: A Flukeworm Ate My Baby at March 02, 2012 11:21 AM (UOOK1)
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 11:22 AM (ykSKg)
Can't...stop...laughing...
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 11:22 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 11:22 AM (QxSug)
So...what did he say that was wrong. Sounds to me like he's just asking the question; what would you call a chick that, by her own math, is having sex 5 times a day and wants someone else (not her partner) to pay for it?
Posted by: FoxHunt at March 02, 2012 11:22 AM (eWyNn)
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 02, 2012 11:23 AM (xZ8Ay)
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 02, 2012 11:23 AM (jTVGC)
Funny we ended up on opposite sides again. I defended "I hope he fails" because it was the truth and I felt needed to be said.
Today I rebuke Rush, wherein he has more than insinuated Fluke was a prostitute, because it was false, irrelevant, and completely unhelpful.
I get your "It was a joke" argument. This was a hot topic, a tense debate, and Rush threw a groaner of predictable subject and flat unimaginative delivery, that played into every stereotype the left has about the rights feelings on sexuality.
I guess my thing is. He's a pro making $X7. He wasn't wrong to make a joke he was wrong to make a bad joke. I understand every joke can't be a winner (I'd settle for one of ten of mine) He needs to find a way to make it funny (which he has flat failed on all week) or back it down as a joke, and realize, while we know not every pitch is a strike, pitch to many low hangers and you will regret it. I think I've got a valid reason to be pissed at Rush, like I would Eckersley for blowing a save when I was a kid. Dude, that was a terrible pitch, why did you throw it?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 02, 2012 11:23 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:23 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: NotCoach at March 02, 2012 11:23 AM (XykUh)
Posted by: Gary at March 02, 2012 11:24 AM (CzSc3)
Hey, I laughed a couple times during that essay at your description of whatever that slut's name is. And I fully support relentlessly mocking liberal paragons and denying the assumptions of the left that make their idiots off limits and all righties (or their relatives and children) fair game for truly vile insults.
The thing is, it's gotta be funny. I wouldn't have minded some of the Sarah Palin jokes except that most of them weren't even funny. The leftist morons in the entertainment industry are so hateful and eager to bash Republicans that they just throw out mean stuff without being funny.
In conclusion, liberals suck and should all DiaF.
Posted by: OSUsux at March 02, 2012 11:24 AM (DFXmi)
215 @189: Read the backgrounder on Fluke. I would not be surprised if she was in on this ahead of time. It's pretty obvious someone (Axelrod?) set the gears in motion on the contraception thing beforehand. (And no, I'm not claiming a conspiracy, just Democrat politics as usual).
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 03:21 PM (tqwMN)
We'd better assume most shit "coinkedinky" pushing Obamas narrative is pre planned.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 02, 2012 11:24 AM (AWmfW)
Jokes are mean and nasty. We like them when done against people and groups we hate. We hate them when done against people and groups we like.
We hate them so much most people honestly don't find jokes against people the like funny.
Like everything human-related, a lot of jokes is about signalling and status. Mocking a person is lowering them in status. The crowd cheers when the comic lowers the status of people the crowd wishes had a lower status.
The crowd gets angry when a joke undermines the status of a person the crowd wants to have high status.
Jokes are mean because the purpose is to lower the status of the person being joked about.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 02, 2012 11:24 AM (ZPrif)
My wife was on the pill almost non-stop for about 12 years, since she was 19 or so, due to endometriosis. Been off a few months now. So far, so good. In the past though, when she tried to go off the hormones it was horrible--we're talking hospital stay, IV fluids to make up for the blood loss horrible. Doctor said patients with the condition have 3 basic options: the pill, a hysterectomy, or having kids.
We're hoping for the third option.
Percentage-wise, I think the doctor told us the condition affects less than 1 percent of the population.
Posted by: Clovis Man at March 02, 2012 11:24 AM (dh8WW)
If you can afford a high-end law school, but buying condoms is bankrupting you, you might be a slut!
Posted by: Norcross at March 02, 2012 11:24 AM (RM0br)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:24 AM (jUytm)
She then testifies before congress that she is so sexually active that the cost of buying contraception is such a burden, even while paying nearly $50,000.00 per year to attend said school, that Georgetown should be made to violate it's conscience and provide her contraception gratis.
Then a well known conservative commentator who's MO is showing the absurd by being absurd and over the top does just that, causing leftists and committed RINO's like Ace to start wetting their panties and reaching for the salts.
And we're supposed to say to RUSH "El Rushbo" Limbaugh, tsk tsk, unhelpful man.
BITCH PLEASE!
Posted by: McLovin at March 02, 2012 11:24 AM (j0IcY)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:25 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at March 02, 2012 11:25 AM (qndXR)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 02, 2012 11:25 AM (dXPup)
No wonder Breitbart only read the comments - he wouldn't have time to read the post.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 02, 2012 11:25 AM (F0K0r)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 11:26 AM (vd4t0)
Posted by: Clubber Lang
So that's why I like jokes about harelips! Those mother-fuckers.
Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 11:26 AM (BbX1b)
Preferably sterilization.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 02, 2012 11:26 AM (xUM1Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:26 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: rockmom at March 02, 2012 11:26 AM (NYnoe)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 11:26 AM (QxSug)
For a moment there I was thinking we have to explain our grand larcen ... oops, I mean care of home owners.
Posted by: Fannie Mae [/i] at March 02, 2012 11:27 AM (dxTxt)
Posted by: gride at March 02, 2012 11:27 AM (wPKc6)
2nd try
I've been too busy to post, but I want to be paid my expenses (well maybe a small additional comish) for what I've been doing.
Posted by: That Chicken at March 02, 2012 11:27 AM (uymng)
to Fluke: Sniffing the wet spot on your roommate's bed while rubbing yourself on a soup tureen.
The 'Makin' Soup' ref.
God love ya', ace.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2012 11:27 AM (FLLLv)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 02, 2012 11:27 AM (21lBC)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 11:27 AM (tqwMN)
[...]
I don't see 'slut' here. I could see it, I guess, but I think some people really just have the idea that any girl having sex before marriage is, of course, a slut."
To be running up the sex subsidy bill to which she testified, it might not be that big of a leap. Maybe she's monogamously pillaging just one significant other. But given her (jokeword alert) feminazi activism and desperation for money, I'm inclined to believe it's her body and she'll use it anyway she pleases... just to make a point.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 02, 2012 11:27 AM (eHIJJ)
Ace, speaking of high comedy (and low comedy), how about you invent a sex act so we can submit it to urbandictionary.com as a Fluke?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 03:23 PM (jUytm)
To Fluke: Verb, to have everything Ready to have Sex, including Birth control, but not be able to find a Male Partner.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2012 11:27 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 02, 2012 11:27 AM (Sh42X)
Posted by: Janitor at March 02, 2012 11:28 AM (tazG1)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 11:28 AM (vd4t0)
How do you have a serious conversation about spending cuts when the democrats force tax payers to subsidize not only the abortion industry, but now the contraception industry?
Posted by: rectal exam at March 02, 2012 11:28 AM (O7ksG)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:28 AM (nj1bB)
If you can afford a high-end law school, but buying condoms is bankrupting you, you might be a slut!
Posted by: Norcross
That one works! Close it up. I think we're done here.
Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 11:28 AM (BbX1b)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:28 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 02, 2012 11:28 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: bad guy at March 02, 2012 11:29 AM (ligUZ)
So now we're worried about too much of Rush's rhetoric offending the ignorant voting public. We're worried about nominating staunch conservatives because they'll offend the ignorant voting public with the prime example being the Goldwater nomination. Well, what about giving some credence to the notion that the public can learn about past mistakes? After all, you can't fool all of the people all of the time. Do people learn from being duped in the past or not? Didn't Johnson escalate the war in Vietnam? Aren't the people tired of being race baited? Do we really think people want to pay for other people's birth control? Yes, they might want free birth control, but they sure as hell don't want to pay for someone else's - especially when they're not getting any action themselves.
It's a new world, now. The stuff doesn't stick like it used to. Fight the pressure to just take the easy way out. If you can get voters to think for just a second about our point of view no matter how inflammatory it seemed, they just might learn something and we just might add on another sensible voter.
Posted by: Cygnus at March 02, 2012 11:29 AM (DFkgL)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:29 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 02, 2012 11:29 AM (AWmfW)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 11:30 AM (vd4t0)
you know what i hate more than the left always looking for any remark to express their fake outrage?
when someone on the right feels they have to run behind and "explain" which is really just an attempt to show how even-handed and fair they are. unlike those crazy wild-eyed talk show hosts who never think before they speak.
just an fyi, rush not only doesnt need ace or patterico to "explain" or "defend" him i'm betting he doesnt want it either.
Posted by: chas at March 02, 2012 11:30 AM (xAq1C)
Do any of their families get a call?
But this ugly bitch demanding that we fill her begging bowl with condoms rates a congratulatory call?
Yup, priorities
Posted by: kbdabear at March 02, 2012 03:19 PM (Y+DPZ)
Barry's got an usual definition of calming things down. And of course the MFM ignores that story and runs with this one.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2012 11:30 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 03:23 PM (jUytm)
To Fluke: Verb, to have everything Ready to have Sex, including Birth control, but not be able to find a Male Partner.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2012 03:27 PM (lZBBB)
Well done
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 02, 2012 11:30 AM (nTgAI)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:31 AM (nj1bB)
You sure did us a solid distracting those emotional, gullible cons.
Well, we hope we will see you at Rio +20. Agenda 21 isn't going get itself done, ama I right?!
Posted by: United Nations[/i] at March 02, 2012 11:31 AM (dxTxt)
Posted by: Bosk at March 02, 2012 11:31 AM (n2K+4)
So a Georgetown coed walks into a bar....
Blows all the guys and walks out.
When asked 'what was that?'...the bartender replies "that was a fluke."
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2012 11:32 AM (r+9M6)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 02, 2012 11:32 AM (Sh42X)
Posted by: rockmom at March 02, 2012 03:26 PM (NYnoe) ______________________
If only more of their kind would live by those words! Well, that, and die in a fire.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 02, 2012 11:32 AM (xUM1Q)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:32 AM (nj1bB)
Geogetown education $200,000, birth control $3000 per year
Not being able to find someone to screw you.. priceless
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 02, 2012 11:32 AM (nTgAI)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at March 02, 2012 11:32 AM (d9lOz)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Parents at March 02, 2012 11:32 AM (aFxlY)
Do the dudes at Georgetown get compensated for the Massive Beer Goggles it would take???
AHh...the whole thing was a job interview for Obama's second term...
Posted by: Portnoy at March 02, 2012 11:32 AM (BmHW5)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2012 11:33 AM (7vSU0)
Ok, now I get it. Ace is afraid somebody, somewhere might be able to say something that suggests there is ever a place for anyone to tell anyone else that something they're doing is not good.
Good luck with that, dude. This Fluke clown is all sorts of wrong, but if you want to defend her honor, have at it.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2012 11:33 AM (TOk1P)
The people you think suck I also think suck. Here's one way in which they suck. Ha, ha! You and I are better than they are. They are below us. Ha, Ha! Clap, clap.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 02, 2012 11:33 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:33 AM (nj1bB)
There should be no other parasites, other than Flukes.
Babies are parasites. ....Once the pop out, it takes a Village to raise the little fuckers.
Fluke them all!
Stop the Babies!
Posted by: Fluke them...Fluke them good at March 02, 2012 11:33 AM (UOOK1)
To be fair, that original line came about at the very end of the show, and it was in the context of "she is asking us to pay for her to have sex. What term is the correct to describe that? Prostitute? Slut?"
That is pretty much verbatim the broadcasted line that started the Righteous Indignation (tm). It really wasn't even an attempted joke, it was trying to put the situation into context of reality, rather than this made up world of "reproductive rights"
The next day, he was trying to be funny, hence the "we want proof we are getting our money's worth" line.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 02, 2012 11:33 AM (SSwA1)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 11:34 AM (4iAT0)
The woman is a slut and this is not a joke.
Posted by: firewithfire at March 02, 2012 11:34 AM (lcwvr)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 11:34 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: gride at March 02, 2012 11:34 AM (wPKc6)
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 02, 2012 11:35 AM (jTVGC)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:35 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:35 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: rockmom at March 02, 2012 11:35 AM (NYnoe)
Posted by: qrstuv at March 02, 2012 11:36 AM (r8o76)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 11:36 AM (vd4t0)
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 02, 2012 03:35 PM (jTVGC)
That was a good one
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 02, 2012 11:36 AM (nTgAI)
Hey that's right. Georgetown men need their alcohol paid for. Beer Goggles are a right. Medically needed in fact.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2012 11:36 AM (r+9M6)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:36 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Fritz at March 02, 2012 11:36 AM (/ZZCn)
I've wondered for a while. What kind of chick, apparently more than eager for a roll in the hey, can't get guys to spring for the latex?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 02, 2012 11:36 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 11:36 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: [s]Knucklehead id[/s] Our Friend Ergie at March 02, 2012 11:36 AM (gZseM)
You can be your own one man pride parade for all I care fuck face.
The bottom line is this isn't about pecking orders or who's on top or not, maybe for Georgetown sluts, this is about not giving a fuck what the leftist think about what we say about a loose activist trying to help shred the constitution and get the taxpayers to foot the bill for her fuck fests.
Now man up bitch!!
Posted by: McLovin at March 02, 2012 11:36 AM (j0IcY)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:37 AM (jUytm)
But yeah, as a joke? It's strained.
Now, ask me how much I care about that, or if I think there should be a penalty attached to telling a strained joke off the top of your head.
I don't care, and no, there should be no penalty. It's silly.
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 03:35 PM (nj1bB)
was it humor or satire, or does it matter... seems to me it doesn't. I get your point
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 02, 2012 11:37 AM (nTgAI)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 03:32 PM (nj1bB)
oh get off the f*cking cross already!! if you it requires documenting every time you disagree w/ republican pundit to not be a stepford wife than you'll never have time for anything else. but wahtabout boehner coming out against rush's statements? where you gonna tack to now to show you arent a establishment puppet??
i notice a trend that when the heat is up the dial is turned to marytdomm, straw man or reductio ad absurdum. and in this case all 3
Posted by: chas at March 02, 2012 11:37 AM (xAq1C)
282 -
No, it's worse than that. Rush said something last week that you didn't like, so now you have to go to great lengths to prove he's wrong about things. He's still in control of your narrative, Ace.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2012 11:37 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Brian at March 02, 2012 11:37 AM (UnMRd)
Posted by: DaMav at March 02, 2012 11:38 AM (EqxtD)
Ace makes a persusive case that it's ok to call Fluke a whore but does that help or hurt us Beat Obama?
every minute spent on Fluke is a minute we don't talk about $16t in debt, $5t in new debt, +8% unemployment and so on.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at March 02, 2012 03:32 PM (d9lOz)
--I'm fine with us jeering Skankra Fluke while our actual elected and would-be elected standard-bearers focus on the fiscal stuff. A winning football team can consist of both graceful receivers and quarterbacks and the dirty "big uglies" hitting and blocking.
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 11:38 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: madamex at March 02, 2012 11:38 AM (5+Fw+)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2012 11:38 AM (dZ756)
Judging by her costs, she must be asking guys to spring for gold-thread infused condoms made from the rare Tibetan sheep foreskins.
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 11:38 AM (GQ8sn)
Serious question: By what percentage do women use the pill for reasons other than anti-pregnancy?
The Democrats seem to be doing their damnedest to give the impression that it's a lot.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 03:13 PM (jUytm)
Moot point. Even if a woman takes birth control for non-birth control reasons, payment for it should not be government mandated. Religious instituions shouldn't be forced to pay for it. Hell, citizens shouldn't be forced to pay for other people's medication. It's not an expensive product and the manufacturers usually have a discount program to make it even more affordable. There are also such things as generics, which are a lower cost solution.
If this woman is on the pill, the amount she takes does not corellate to how much sex she is having. If it does, she's doing it wrong. ... Unless she is (or her "friends" are) taking something like Plan B after every encounter.
They do exist, by the way. Women who use bc for non-bc aren't as rare as Bigfoot.
Posted by: soulpile at March 02, 2012 11:38 AM (Mk/IQ)
"flat end of an arm of an anchor," 1560s, perhaps from fluke (3) on resemblance of shape, or from L.Ger. flügel "wing." Meaning "whale's tail" (in plural, flukes) is 1725.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 11:38 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:38 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at March 02, 2012 03:32 PM (d9lOz)
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Exactly so. What worries me more though is how unbelievably easy it was for the MFM to switch the narrative from the economy to wimmen's issues - seemingly with a single question by a former Clinton hack at a debate some 45 days ago............and....we....are....still.....talking ........about.........it. Why?
Posted by: Not an Artist at March 02, 2012 11:39 AM (Lo/3Q)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 11:40 AM (QxSug)
Some of that, but it's a really grey area. I believe you did recognize something lower than a merely "bad" joke. I remember a post from a couple of years ago about certain words and jokes (unless they were really very funny) regarding the Obama's being a banning offense. Because they weren't just "bad" jokes. An over the line joke is like the Justice's comment about hard-core pornography, you can't define it but you know it when you see it.
Posted by: Heorot at March 02, 2012 11:40 AM (Nq/UF)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:40 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 02, 2012 11:40 AM (F0K0r)
Eh, I'll stick up for Ace here. He wasn't slamming Rush in this post at all. Simply saying he didn't think the joke was funny, which is ok, but agreeing with Rush's overall point which is that this woman is not a saint and she deserves our ridicule.
That said, the post was so long most people probably iddn't manage to read all of it.
Posted by: Constant Inside Baseball Player at March 02, 2012 11:41 AM (ldOlo)
Excellent maneuver dangling that college student in front of those fucking retarded excuses for airbreathers.
They almost stopped our CA project. But FAIL. Again. They're like 2 year olds with brain damage. It'll only be a few more years before we've emptied out the San Joaquin Valley of all those evil farmers. Stupid human virii!
Keep up the good work! Yours truly in suicide...
Posted by: Earth First[/i] at March 02, 2012 11:41 AM (dxTxt)
Posted by: Jaws at March 02, 2012 11:41 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Jeff Flukeworthy at March 02, 2012 11:42 AM (UOOK1)
Posted by: Tom in Korea at March 02, 2012 11:42 AM (Y/s90)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 11:42 AM (tqwMN)
And have no fear, Rush will survive this controversy, and go on. Why? Because the stoopid Leftards that brought the contraception topic up again have had to take their shots at him, and remind everyone why this end run on the First Amendment's religion clause is a bad deal. So Rush is going to have the last laugh on this one, as the Social Cons (and some other religious/spiritual types who didn't feel that way before) come out in droves to affirm their support for the "I'm not Obama" candidate this year.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2012 11:42 AM (1GunI)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 11:42 AM (vd4t0)
Period.
And Rush Limbaugh was way out of line for suggesting that a Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Brutal, Bottom-Feeding Trash Bag like her could get multiple men in the sack. Therefore, she can't be a slut.
Seriously man, I don't know about the rest of the moron horde, but I've never been so drunk as to make her look good.
Posted by: Naqamel at March 02, 2012 11:43 AM (UMwMT)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:43 AM (jUytm)
I'll give you a hint. The liberal values include "winning is justified by any means necessary."
Conservative values do not include "Standing by someone even when they are dead wrong" That's collectivist.
Their moral base is collectivism.
Our moral base is individualism.
Rush can be wrong. And deserves being called out by every honest commentator when he is wrong. That's public debate, that's dialogue, that's what we are supposed to value.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 02, 2012 11:43 AM (0q2P7)
a lady does not need free birth control pills (3 28 days packs for $65)
Posted by: ice eater at March 02, 2012 11:43 AM (9MYWW)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:43 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Jeff Flukeworthy at March 02, 2012 03:42 PM (UOOK1)
Hey now... we aint payin for no Breeders Birth Control
Posted by: The Village People at March 02, 2012 11:43 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:43 AM (nj1bB)
Yeah but in this case it would have to be a blindfold for the guys.
Posted by: Berserker at March 02, 2012 11:43 AM (FMbng)
Huh? What? Paying for other people to do it is all the it I'm doing these days.
Where's the petition for battery subsidies?!
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 11:43 AM (/kI1Q)
I've also dated uptight, activist intellectual chicks. They tend to have lower than normal sex-drives and are much more likely to have a cooch that barely works -- I'm talking the involuntarily dry and clenched up type of cooch.
Slutty chicks are always ready for sex. Takes very little to get the juices flowing. Activist, intellectual chicks ... oh, man - takes some serious prep work if you don't want to be fucking sand paper.
Sex with uptight intellectual chicks is 1000x more of an effort than slutty chicks. Foreplay with slutty chicks is mainly pointing at your boner and grunting. Plus the occasional round of penicillin.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 02, 2012 11:43 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Knucklehead id at March 02, 2012 03:36 PM (gZseM)
--My mother used contraception and paid for it herself. She is not a whore.
Your mother, unfortunately, failed at contraception and demands all her dates pay her before gobbling cock.
Can you guess the difference?
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 11:43 AM (ykSKg)
Although, Freud might have had something to say about writing 2000 words to say "I don't care" *wink*
(kidding!!)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 02, 2012 11:44 AM (SSwA1)
Posted by: gride at March 02, 2012 11:44 AM (wPKc6)
Posted by: Brian at March 02, 2012 11:44 AM (UnMRd)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:44 AM (nj1bB)
Ace, speaking of high comedy (and low comedy), how about you invent a sex act so we can submit it to urbandictionary.com as a Fluke?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 03:23 PM (jUytm)
**
Fluking...
**
A vigorous, multi-orafice penetration of a sexual nature in which mutiple forms of contraception are use to prevent disease. This act is usually performed at the tax payers expense with out regard or forthought of consequences. this is also commonly refered to as liberalism.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 11:44 AM (8ieXv)
Posted by: Naqamel at March 02, 2012 11:46 AM (UMwMT)
I could care less if Rush called her a slut and actually meant it.Its not the first she's heard it and won't be the last.
Posted by: tracy at March 02, 2012 11:46 AM (OzZMX)
why don't you start your own VERY TRUE CONSERVATIVE BLOG ?
this way you won't have to suffer
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2012 11:46 AM (WR5xI)
Posted by: jumbo jogging shrimp at March 02, 2012 11:46 AM (DGIjM)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 11:46 AM (QxSug)
The blowhole on a whale is on the opposite end from the fluke.
SCIENCE!
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 11:46 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Marie at March 02, 2012 11:46 AM (H50jQ)
Jeebus,
Maybe we could get back to the FIRST AMENDMENT problems with Obamacare and the fact the government want's to design your health care policy they are going to make you buy instead of some idiot trustfunder going to Georgetown.
Nah, that would be too simple, we could win that argument.
Posted by: robtr at March 02, 2012 11:47 AM (MtwBb)
I didn't even think I called him out, Mike.
that's what I find so preposterous.
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It's just a really long post, so people probably read the first part where you compare this joke to the Letterman joke and draw conclusions from there w/o finishing.
Posted by: Rich at March 02, 2012 11:47 AM (ldOlo)
It's kind of a universal term in girl talk.
I think you're over thinking this just a smidge.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 02, 2012 11:48 AM (RIKIS)
Posted by: Anwyn at March 02, 2012 11:48 AM (xTUXX)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:48 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 11:48 AM (QxSug)
You could always go back to Hot Air. Oh, and on your way, maybe you could bring back some of the other retards that came with you. Thanks.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 02, 2012 11:48 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Brian at March 02, 2012 11:48 AM (UnMRd)
Sandra's Hoo-Hoo!
Tip your waitress!
Posted by: Shecky joncelli at March 02, 2012 11:48 AM (RD7QR)
Only the parasitic varieties of our species demand that the public purse must pay for their birth control. .....The Flukesluts. ....We, the Free Sluts, take pride in paying for our own birth control methods.
Posted by: The Free Slut Consortium at March 02, 2012 11:49 AM (UOOK1)
Posted by: gride at March 02, 2012 03:44 PM (wPKc6)
*
Yeah, thats right. You nailed it. Now go back to LGF.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 11:49 AM (8ieXv)
Posted by: Sgt. Fury at March 02, 2012 11:49 AM (GMcwY)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 02, 2012 11:49 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Marie at March 02, 2012 11:49 AM (H50jQ)
I think she should be roundly mocked and otherwise held up to ridicule for her stupid ass socialist pay-me testimony. I personally am fine with jokes having her as Blue Leader of the Sluts for Marx Action Team. Not the funniest in the world, but comedy is hard and she deserves mocking.
Repeatedly. Long and Hard. With a condom for me. And a paper bag for her.
Yes, I understand it doesn't give us any votes against Oblubber, but I really doubt it gives him votes either, especially with the older folks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2012 11:49 AM (r+9M6)
A little Googling informs me that:
1) Less than 10% of women actually have endometriosis
2) There are *numerous* laternative therapies for the condition
3) About 14% of women rely on The Pill for non-contraceptive reasons
Took *maybe* 3 minutes, MFM.
Posted by: speedster1 at March 02, 2012 11:50 AM (v40Bj)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:50 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 02, 2012 11:50 AM (4136b)
>>>234 It would be funnier if he told it Jeff Foxworthy-style:
If you can afford a high-end law school, but buying condoms is bankrupting you, you might be a slut!<<<
Perfect.
Posted by: Javems at March 02, 2012 11:50 AM (nTgAI)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 02, 2012 11:50 AM (99eo4)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 11:51 AM (vd4t0)
I doubt this uptight bitch is a slut. She probably NEVER puts out. It's all about control. Birth control is just a means to an end, the end being more government control.
Kind of like when yuppies want to ban smoking in biker bars, when they know damn well they wouldn't set foot inside even if their Volvo blew a tire right outside.
Posted by: yinzer at March 02, 2012 11:51 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: mike at March 02, 2012 11:52 AM (qIvR1)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 11:52 AM (vd4t0)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:52 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2012 11:52 AM (7vSU0)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 03:51 PM (vd4t0)
--Some turd was on Jim Rome's FB page demanding JR call for Rush's head (I guess they have the same syndicator?). I let him know that politics is wearisome on the show.
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 11:53 AM (ykSKg)
Second.
All in favor, say "aye".
Posted by: Andy at March 02, 2012 11:53 AM (5Rurq)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:53 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: cherry at March 02, 2012 11:53 AM (OhYCU)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 11:54 AM (QxSug)
No Pabst No Peace!
Oh, and MegaDittoes on this post Ace!
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 02, 2012 03:50 PM (4136b)
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Agree. Good post Ace. btw: What's the difference between Sandra Fluke and a bowl of Jello..................................Jello wiggles when you eat it.
Posted by: Soona at March 02, 2012 11:54 AM (eaQ7w)
While Obama remains unelectable, this fact is not because of his economic cluelessness, but because the economy is the result of his arrogant anti-liberty policies.
As Allen keeps saying, he has the natural instincts of a Tyrant, and this situation (both the trampling on religious liberty AND the obvious pivot to try and pretend it is about Republicans denying access to contraception) is one of many necessary examples of his statist, tyrannical instincts. It is death by 1000 cuts, and they are self inflicted. His nature is that of the scorpion, and he can't help himself.
Tyranny, propaganda, bullying, and incompetence are all part of the fabric that guarantee that he will not be reelected. It isn't just about gas prices or the unemployment numbers. These topics are also appalling examples of his governing style the cause voters to recoil and vote for someone else. They energize us, depress the Dems, and destroy his support among independents.
This election is not just about the economy.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 02, 2012 11:54 AM (SSwA1)
But will they get passed around as much as she does every Friday night at the frat house?
Posted by: Greg Q at March 02, 2012 11:54 AM (/0a60)
Babies are a threat to women's health. ....They should be Fluked whenever possible. ....Since this is for the good of all, the taxpayers should bear the cost.
Posted by: Fluke em....Fluke em all at March 02, 2012 11:54 AM (UOOK1)
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 02, 2012 11:54 AM (AWmfW)
Posted by: USA at March 02, 2012 11:55 AM (6Cjut)
^^^
Firing? Not sure if that's included on the "boycott".
Yeah, copy and paste this tweet --
tiny.cc/ifwiu
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 02, 2012 11:55 AM (RIKIS)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 02, 2012 11:55 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: nickless at March 02, 2012 11:55 AM (DurEE)
Posted by: Miss80s at March 02, 2012 11:55 AM (d6QMz)
Sorry for the confusion.
Posted by: The Contractor at March 02, 2012 11:56 AM (wQ1iq)
Exactly right. Rush's problem wasn't that he was wrong to ridicule this woman. It was that he didn't do it in a particularly funny way. You could have, for instance, imagined her asking for a rider on Obamcare's contraception mandate requiring employers to provide free rose petals, whipped cream, and Lou Rawls records.
She's ridiculous. But calling her a slut does tend to make her a victim.
Posted by: The Regular Guy at March 02, 2012 11:56 AM (nov+8)
Posted by: cherry at March 02, 2012 11:56 AM (OhYCU)
I've got an idea. How about Jim Rome goes on strike and refuses to go on the air until they fire Rush? That would work for me, Rome is a worthless hack of a sports commentator anyways.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 02, 2012 11:56 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 11:57 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 02, 2012 11:57 AM (jTVGC)
Posted by: mike at March 02, 2012 03:52 PM (qIvR1)
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C'mon. If it's not this it's going to be something else. The left will attack us until the end of time. It's all they know.
Posted by: Soona at March 02, 2012 11:57 AM (eaQ7w)
*giggle*
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 02, 2012 11:57 AM (RIKIS)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 02, 2012 11:57 AM (21lBC)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 11:58 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 11:58 AM (nj1bB)
I always thought Sam Kinneson was hysterical, for exactly this reason.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 02, 2012 11:58 AM (SSwA1)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 11:58 AM (vd4t0)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 02, 2012 12:00 PM (99eo4)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 12:00 PM (nj1bB)
"That'll be a big winner in the general election for Knuckleheads: Women who use contraception are whores."
Maybe Fluke should consider becoming a whore.Right now she's( according to her own statements) giving it out for free.At least if she was a prostitute she could have all the sex she wanted and get money back to pay for the B.C. Seems to me that would solve all her problems.
BTW her last name really makes laugh...A fluke is a parasitic flatworm that infects other animals...She's making sure she's living up to the family name right now.
Misses Trematode and her bold quest to feed off the American public.
Posted by: tracy at March 02, 2012 12:00 PM (OzZMX)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 02, 2012 12:00 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 12:01 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 12:02 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 12:02 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 12:02 PM (vd4t0)
Obama is not a dumb man. He's picking a fight with somebody most people hate.
If it hadn't been this, they would have found something else Rush said.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 02, 2012 12:02 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2012 12:03 PM (7vSU0)
I like Rush a lot, but trying to accurately relay what he said rather than relying on media reports isn't hero worship.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 02, 2012 03:57 PM (21lBC)
But the issue seems to be that many people are defending Rush's joke on the basis that because she's unmarried and on birth control (and having sex) that ipso facto she *is* a slut. I.e. it wasn't a satirical joke but rather a pure statement of fact.
The problem with this is -
1. This isn't necessarily true.
2. It's not exactly a winning argument among people who agree with 1.
Posted by: Mætenloch at March 02, 2012 12:03 PM (pAlYe)
I am not paying Boehner to be Rush's Bodyguard.
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 03:58 PM (nj1bB)
Anyone knows what boehner said?
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 02, 2012 12:03 PM (AWmfW)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 02, 2012 12:03 PM (RIKIS)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 02, 2012 12:03 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 12:03 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: nickless at March 02, 2012 12:04 PM (DurEE)
Is that a victory? That we are debating the right to free contraception and thinking up hilarious sex acts to name after dirty slut whore political activists? Hooray! We're winning!
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 02, 2012 12:05 PM (+lsX1)
This thread makes my head hurt. I'm to the right of ace on pretty much every issue. Ace defended Rush's decision to goof (poorly) on Fluke. I rebuked it as Calling someone a whore in a terrible bad joke is a bad thing itself even if you had a valid target. Somehow ace gets the flak because [high crime against conservatism] he said Rush's joke wasn't funny.
I know Rush can't apologize or walk back because then he would be doing that forever. He could call it a joke, and move on, or insult her worse, and move on, rather than spend 5 days picking the wound back open.
To all the Rush defenders out there. Can Rush ever be wrong?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 02, 2012 12:05 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: NC Ref at March 02, 2012 03:56 PM (/izg2)
--I don't want that. There are still enough good callers and listeners to make it worth my while. 
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 12:05 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2012 12:06 PM (Z9EHQ)
447 No one is asking Boehner to be Rush's bodyguard nor to spend any time at all on it.
This "denounce the guy on your team" game only goes one way, ever. It's a quick easy way to lower the morale on our side. Boehner should just go "if you have a problem with what Rush says you should go talk to him. Have you heard what he says about me?"
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2012 04:03 PM (7vSU0)
I dont know what boehner said , he should know how to deflect without taking sides here.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 02, 2012 12:06 PM (AWmfW)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2012 12:06 PM (7vSU0)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 04:01 PM (/kI1Q)
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So you're making fun of sperm whales now. I'm reporting you to PETA. 
Posted by: Soona at March 02, 2012 12:06 PM (eaQ7w)
If you are careful and use handrails, you can probably manage not to actually touch the sides of her cavernous, well-used canyon of a cooch.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 02, 2012 12:06 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: yinzer at March 02, 2012 12:06 PM (/Mla1)
Posted by: T Rx at March 02, 2012 03:07 PM (HBU8E)
Girl, you ain't nothing but a raw ramp.
Posted by: wooga at March 02, 2012 12:06 PM (vjyZP)
@268 Am I wrong, or are you wrong-- did she not speak entirely of what OTHER WOMEN had told her?
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 03:29 PM (nj1bB)
Given how much these people are willing to lie, I'm going to have to have some more information about these so-called "Other Women".
And she herself was rattling on about "40%" of Georgetown women needing access to birth control - yet the few that she mentioned all, curiously, needed it for reasons OTHER than pregnancy prevention.
Are there THAT MANY gynecologically dysfunctional law students attending Georgetown?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 02, 2012 12:06 PM (0xqzf)
I want my money back.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 02, 2012 12:07 PM (PMGbu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2012 12:07 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 02, 2012 12:07 PM (99eo4)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 12:07 PM (jUytm)
Most recall Obama "threatening" Republicans in Congress: "Don't call my bluff."
Today Obama flips: 'As President of the United States, I Don't Bluff'
"inherently three things: unfair, unwarranted, and untrue. Jokes like this are about hyperbole."
Hm, really?
Posted by: maverick muse at March 02, 2012 12:07 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 12:07 PM (3GtyG)
he was expounding on the idea that some thing it's appropriate to also have their sexual activity covered by the american taxpayer.
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2012 12:07 PM (TomZ9)
Yeah, lacey......there are tornadoes popping throughout the Ohio River Valley right now.....from north-central TN through Kentucky, up into IN and OH.
.
Good thing is....they're not real big ones. But they could still mess you up.
Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 12:08 PM (UOOK1)
He fluked the other red into the middle pocket, despite the double kiss.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 12:08 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2012 12:08 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 02, 2012 04:06 PM (0xqzf)
Yeah, it's pretty much a requirement for entry. Especially for the men.
Try the veal!
Posted by: Shecky joncelli at March 02, 2012 12:08 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 02, 2012 04:06 PM (AWmfW)
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He could have summed it up in less than five seconds: I don't like being scammed.
Posted by: Soona at March 02, 2012 12:08 PM (eaQ7w)
I don't think the right way to defend this is to insist it's right or noble or proper to call this girl a slut. That just doesn't sound right to me.
Ace, I disagree entirely. I know the worst sin right now is to be mean, but if we cannot employ shame to enforce virtue, we are left with the law as the entirety of civil control.
Why should we cede shame to the left? This woman demands the police, ultimately, be used to extract money from the church so she can sleep around without consequence. Several perjoratives could be distilled from those facts, and frankly 'slut' is about the least offensive, except for the double standard it implies with respect to sex and gender relations, a double standard which has done more good than harm in history.
Posted by: Randy M at March 02, 2012 12:08 PM (vI8R6)
Well, no, people were defending it on the basis that she claimed before a Congressional panel that she and her friends were facing ruinous expenses due to the sex they were having. Obviously a lie, but given exaggeration is the root of a lot of comedy you're gonna get jokes out of it. Many of them not good. (The Jeff Foxworthy one way upthread was funny though).
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 12:08 PM (tqwMN)
Anyhow, anyone claiming this is a distraction: it's not. No one will remember this woman's name in November. She'll just be used for a news-cycle or two, and then tossed away. Do you remember Cindy Sheehan's treatment? Absolute moral authority and then discarded when no longer politically useful. This is what the Democrats do to women. They use them and toss them away.
Posted by: Tom in Korea at March 02, 2012 12:09 PM (Y/s90)
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at March 02, 2012 12:09 PM (W7ffl)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 12:09 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: cherry at March 02, 2012 12:10 PM (OhYCU)
The problem with this is -
1. This isn't necessarily true.
2. It's not exactly a winning argument among people who agree with 1.
Posted by: Mætenloch at March 02, 2012 04:03 PM (pAlYe)
Ok. NOT AT ALL. I know this was specifically explained to you in the last thread. It's because she told a big lie and the joke is that IF SHE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH (she's not) then she's a slut.
How hard is this to understand? It had nothing to do with her being unmarried it has to do with the volume of men and the volume of times she must be fucking to use $1000 of pure birth control in a year.
I thought all this time you were a guy. You're apparently a girl with a plethora of partners.
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 12:10 PM (u50z0)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 03:58 PM (nj1bB)
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Ace, I don't think Rush needs anyone defending him. Of course he, and many many others, are falling into the MFM trap of continuing the current narrative on 'wimmens issues' - which is exactly what they want. I'm sure you realize that as long as this issue keeps being the topic in the conservative blogosphere, we lose.
Which is why I henceforth refuse to read any more stories on this subject on any conservative site I visit. The least I can do is lower their click-counts by at least one and hopefully, just maybe we can get back on winning topic - the economy.
Posted by: Not an Artist at March 02, 2012 12:10 PM (Lo/3Q)
How much money will we have to borrow to pay for the enforcement of this mandate?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 12:10 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: booger at March 02, 2012 12:10 PM (29wvc)
Posted by: S Daniel at March 02, 2012 12:11 PM (nzrDg)
Acne Control?
Breast Augmentation?
Increased Cancer Risk?
all of the above
Posted by: maverick muse at March 02, 2012 12:11 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: USA at March 02, 2012 12:11 PM (6Cjut)
you know what excites me. really excites me? dirt biking,
i would like someone to buy me one, as i no longer can afford it and also pay for the gas. a nice ride takes about 5-6 hours and so figure out the gas for lets say a Suzuki 250 , please add in maintenance and possible a new back down the road.
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2012 12:11 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2012 12:12 PM (Z9EHQ)
I'm not that picky.
Posted by: Kensington at March 02, 2012 12:12 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: sTevo at March 02, 2012 12:13 PM (63wfJ)
Posted by: Jaws at March 02, 2012 12:13 PM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Kensington at March 02, 2012 12:13 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2012 12:13 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 12:13 PM (/kI1Q)
It's really pretty sad. This "birth control activist" is so empty that she is actually spending her time trying to get the Catholic Church (albeit a bunch of jesuits who don't really count) to pay for contraceptives that they are supposed to abjure.
As I was explaining the other night if the Church decides it's ok for you to use birth control they are actually saying that they (it/she--the Church) doesn't think you are a Person.
All this time these women wanted equality with men and now, although they don't understand it, are demanding to have the Church declare them non-persons.
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 12:14 PM (u50z0)
Posted by: El Ricko at March 02, 2012 12:14 PM (KXBtD)
Funny how the people who are so obsessed with "choice" are the ones who oppose religious institutions' right to choose not to violate their conscience.
Posted by: Pre at March 02, 2012 12:14 PM (jL/6N)
okay, that's a joke, I don't know if it hits or not. probably not.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2012 12:14 PM (znJB7)
Sandra Fluke is somewhat chaste. She's only fucked the debate team. All 28 members, a few times each. Well...more than a few, and we're very thankful.
Posted by: Georgetown Debate Team at March 02, 2012 12:15 PM (TkGkA)
Posted by: maverick muse at March 02, 2012 12:15 PM (lpWVn)
I'm happy to pay for her birth control, otherwise she may take a giant dump in the gene pool. If someone had sprung for Stanley's birth control, we wouldn't have the problem currently residing in the White House.
Which also explains, btw, why Barack is a little sensitive about the word "slut."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 02, 2012 12:15 PM (kmVZo)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 02, 2012 12:15 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Tom in Korea at March 02, 2012 04:09 PM (Y/s90)
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Next. The poor poor children of sluts.
Posted by: Soona at March 02, 2012 12:15 PM (eaQ7w)
4 The focus will be back on the economy when gas hits $4.00/gallon nationwide. These (political) sexual gymnastics are just a warm-up act.
Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2012 01:22 PM (RD7QR)
Time to move along.
Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2012 12:15 PM (RD7QR)
We've seen this a thousand times: faux outrage. If I were Rush, I would offer the following apology.
I have to apologize to Sandra Fluke today. I called her a slut yesterday. I cannot vouch for the accuracy of the statement. I don't know whether she is or isn't a slut or if she is a nymphomaniac or if she limits herself to one sex partner or if she wanders aimlessly by naval vessels on the Potomac. However, it is undeniable that she is poor shopper given that she spends $250 a month for something which costs only $9. She is also a leech and a moocher who is too cheap to spend her nine dollars to get her own birth control but would prefer that you pay for it. Otherwise, unless you fork over your cash, her world as a student at a $43K a year law school would end tragically. No one can make it through law school pregnant.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 02, 2012 12:15 PM (qwK3S)
The women who were paying for their own birth control forty years ago wanted to be equal.
These women want to be children.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 12:15 PM (/kI1Q)
The way this primary season has gone, I think that goes for everyone.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 12:15 PM (tqwMN)
You know what? I would do Sandra Fluke. I think she's kind of cute in an academic, almost certainly a dumbass, sort of way.
I'm not that picky.
Yeah, I could see her really being a slut. She's not hot, but she's somewhat doable (personality not withstanding). She's the type of girl an average guy sees and thinks "yeah, I might be able to get that".
Posted by: yinzer at March 02, 2012 12:16 PM (/Mla1)
How hard is this to understand? It had nothing to do with her being unmarried it has to do with the volume of men and the volume of times she must be fucking to use $1000 of pure birth control in a year.
I thought all this time you were a guy. You're apparently a girl with a plethora of partners.
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 04:10 PM (u50z0)
It's a lame joke. It was lame when Rush made it and even lamer now.
And I'm not convinced that many commenters even see it as a pure joke. Some seem to be arguing that she's a liar about her birth control and a 'slut' and 'whore', and oh yeah she's must be an actual slut too.
Posted by: Mætenloch at March 02, 2012 12:16 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 12:16 PM (jUytm)
Posted by: cherry at March 02, 2012 12:16 PM (OhYCU)
510 "Fox is reporting a town in N. KY is "completely gone.""
She used up a whole town's worth of KY too? Dayum!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 02, 2012 12:17 PM (kmVZo)
Posted by: real joe at March 02, 2012 12:17 PM (uBe0D)
as for sniffing the mattress.
shudder, tmi
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2012 12:17 PM (TomZ9)
If you are still reading, I think a really good riff on Fluke could be made by turning her into a satiric, modern day Joan of Arc.
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OT/
I and all of my coworkers just got laid off at work for the second time in one week. I've been working in IT for a Govt. contractor and we were told that out contract was cancelled last Friday, only to find out it was extended on Wednesday and today, "oops! Nevermind. Please turn in your badges and Laptops on your way out."
*This post was made using a U.S. Government Issued Computer.*
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 02, 2012 12:17 PM (Ljd0U)
Posted by: museisluse at March 02, 2012 12:17 PM (xCC9P)
Iowahawk:
Will Sandra Fluke wear white at her wedding? Probably she's covered in it most of the time.
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 12:17 PM (u50z0)
How is calling this girl a slut any different from calling Mohammed a pedophile, which plenty of people on this blog have done? There is a reason to do so, because it attacks the underlying assumptions of Islam about the nature of Mohammed and changes the nature of the debate. Rush is doing the same damn thing.
People are going to be more receptive to the case against forcing businesses to pay for contraception, or any of Obamacare's other little tyrannies, if they associate it with negative behaviors. As long as the Left can use the "women's health" card with impunity, then they will constantly reinforce the idea that paying for contraceptives is on par with, say, mammograms or pap smears.
Ultimately, the problem is that we aren't aggressive enough. Everytime someone challenges one of these liars, the Left throws a tantrum and the delicate little 'independents' run crying to their room and we look like the bad guy because we made everyone angry. This leads to yet another round of recriminations, and more idiots in the Republican leadership deciding that those mean, nasty conservatives have to be shut away from the public. If you fight back, if you challenge the Left in it's assumptions and make people uncomfortable, then eventually they grow a thicker skin, and the Left loses one of it's favorite tactics.
Posted by: Alex at March 02, 2012 12:17 PM (GgXZc)
>>>How much money will we have to borrow to pay for the enforcement of this mandate?
Insofar as this issue relates to the Catholic Church it is an election issue. A huge swath of swing voters are Catholic, who while maybe not complying with Church beliefs, believe that their Church shouldn't have this shoved down their throat; this is a winnable issue that could easily net enough votes to decide the election, if we could agree to argue it from the stance of religious freedom, rather than allowing ourselves to get pulled into the morality of sex argument. Let the Church make arguments about morality if *they* want to, (and trust me, they have much better written arguments than we have) we just stick to defending *their* freedom to hold said convictions and not be compelled to act against them.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 02, 2012 12:18 PM (0q2P7)
Ace - good points. I totally agree that Limbaugh sometimes makes life harder for our side. Doesn't mean I agree with what the democrats are doing, please. It's just why hand the any opportunites? what is the point?
Posted by: rectal exam at March 02, 2012 12:18 PM (O7ksG)
The way this primary season has gone, I think that goes for everyone.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 04:15 PM (tqwMN)
--We're expecting in May. I don't think my wife will be up for Round 2 by November, never mind the end of primary season.
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 12:18 PM (ykSKg)
These women want to be children.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 04:15 PM (/kI1Q)
right.
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2012 12:18 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 02, 2012 04:15 PM (kmVZo)
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Poor poor Barry.
Posted by: Soona at March 02, 2012 12:18 PM (eaQ7w)
He believed, rightly, that much of establishment liberalism hurls such charges as a way to bully opponents into silence, and he would not be bullied.
Posted by: cherry at March 02, 2012 12:19 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: museisluse at March 02, 2012 04:17 PM (xCC9P)
--"Sex is the mysticism of a materialistic society." --Malcolm Muggeridge
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 12:20 PM (ykSKg)
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Right! And it would probably be okay, too. Especially if she doesn't start talking about oppression or feminist theory.
Posted by: Kensington at March 02, 2012 12:20 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at March 02, 2012 12:20 PM (UU0OF)
I and all of my coworkers just got laid off at work for the second time in one week. I've been working in IT for a Govt. contractor and we were told that out contract was cancelled last Friday, only to find out it was extended on Wednesday and today, "oops! Nevermind. Please turn in your badges and Laptops on your way out."
*This post was made using a U.S. Government Issued Computer.*
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 02, 2012 04:17 PM (Ljd0U)
Oy, you poor person. The wonderful world of government contracting. Here's hoping you get something new soon.
Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2012 12:20 PM (RD7QR)
We have to quit that shit. We on the right should be calling her a slut or a liar or both, and when people like Pelosi bitch about it we should attack the shit out of her.
As for advertisers cancelling Rush, fuck them. Remember the advertising hoopala at Beck. We now know that was orchestrated by Media Matters and they didn't get that many of them.
Posted by: Vic at March 02, 2012 12:21 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 02, 2012 12:22 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: yinzer at March 02, 2012 04:16 PM (/Mla1)
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The first time I saw her pic; easy peazy.
Posted by: Soona at March 02, 2012 12:23 PM (eaQ7w)
And I'm not convinced that many commenters even see it as a pure joke. Some seem to be arguing that she's a liar about her birth control and a 'slut' and 'whore', and oh yeah she's must be an actual slut too.
It's OR. She's lying ( no one needs $1000 worth of pure birth control) or she does need it and she's a slut/whore.
It's really easy to understand.
Really easy.
Most are choosing to go with the "slut" meme since 1. It's funny and 2. Insulting to some activist twit.
Really, how stupid is it that anyone thinks their birth control should be paid for? I don't even want to hear about it. It should be completely private.
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 12:23 PM (u50z0)
Can't wait until they manage my healthcare!
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 12:23 PM (/kI1Q)
Yeah, I could see her really being a slut. She's not hot, but she's somewhat doable (personality not withstanding). She's the type of girl an average guy sees and thinks "yeah, I might be able to get that".
You know, some greasy, smelly little furball asked if I was a model and you won't even buy me a drink first?
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at March 02, 2012 12:23 PM (4pSIn)
Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2012 12:23 PM (RD7QR)
@351 She's lying, dolt. She's not having sex enough for it to cost 1000 per year. (The pill only costs about $130 per year and there is no additional cost needed per lay.)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 03:43 PM (nj1bB)
Which is WHY it is so important to call her out. She wants people to pay $1000/year for her birth control - we want her to show us why it costs so much.
We already KNOW how much BC costs - she obviously doesn't - so we are letting her know that WE know that she is lying and that she is about to get caught in her own lie.
Either she is basing that number on cost per condom - in which case, somebody is having an AWFUL lot of sex; thus they might be considered a "slut" - or she is paying for some damn expensive BC pills.
OR somebody is taking a "cut" off of that $1000.
The most important thing is that she be called to defend her claims. If the left knows that they are expected to be able to do that every time, they are less likely to try and pull one over on us the next time.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 02, 2012 12:24 PM (0xqzf)
Now, there's 'The Flukee'.
Tired of buying those costly contraceptives every week?
and how about those all day trips to Planned Parenthood to occlude un-wanted pregnancies?
Well, then stop!
The Flukee attatches to any wet-dry contractor style Vacuum.
You'll save thousands each and every year with your own Flukee!
Flukee.
Not available in stores.
Posted by: From the Maker's of the FloBee at March 02, 2012 12:24 PM (FLLLv)
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2012 12:24 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: S Daniel at March 02, 2012 12:25 PM (nzrDg)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 02, 2012 04:22 PM (tf9Ne)
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I don't know. Does she smoke crack?
Posted by: Soona at March 02, 2012 12:25 PM (eaQ7w)
.... she's so ugly, she shouldn't be looking for free birth control, she should be asking for free pork chops just to get the dogs to "play" with her.
Posted by: Shecky Moron at March 02, 2012 12:25 PM (YXuQJ)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 02, 2012 12:25 PM (agSqQ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 02, 2012 12:25 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 02, 2012 12:26 PM (21lBC)
But that's not all! Order today, and we'll throw in a package of Trematodes! A $12.95 value, absolutely free! Just pay shipping and handling.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 12:26 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: real joe at March 02, 2012 12:26 PM (uBe0D)
Iowahawk:
As an apology for that Quran burning, maybe Obama should have sent them free birth control.Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 12:27 PM (u50z0)
Posted by: exceller at March 02, 2012 12:27 PM (jx2Td)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 12:27 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: real joe at March 02, 2012 04:26 PM (uBe0D)
I think she's hot.
Posted by: The Pigman at March 02, 2012 12:27 PM (ykSKg)
Tired of buying those costly contraceptives every week?
and howabout thoseall day trips to Planned Parenthood to occlude un-wanted pregnancies?
Well, then stop!
The Flukee attatches to any wet-dry contractor style Vacuum.
You'll save thousands each and every year with your own Flukee!
Flukee.
Not available in stores.
Posted by: From the Maker's of the FloBee at March 02, 2012 04:24 PM (FLLLv)
Will insurance pay for it?
Posted by: yinzer at March 02, 2012 12:27 PM (/Mla1)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 12:27 PM (3GtyG)
It didn't seem like a joke to me. It seemed like straightforward commentary on this woman and the situation. I think it was carrying the logic of her complaint out to it's logical conclusion. The "slut" and prostitute parts were merely an insult. No joke. No attempted at bieng funny. Just an insult.
That use of "logic" and the insults are why people are offended. Joking simply doesn't enter into it.
Posted by: Ranginess at March 02, 2012 12:28 PM (GL1SF)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 12:28 PM (vd4t0)
Posted by: tcn at March 02, 2012 12:28 PM (WhSRj)
The deal should be a private one, and if it's public money in play, I have no problem with her public humiliation over a contrived 3 way social contract, or Rush's "humor".
Posted by: ontherocks at March 02, 2012 12:28 PM (ZJCDy)
They'll work with Medicare and your doctor to get you into that Flukee at no cost to you!
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 12:28 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 04:27 PM (3GtyG)
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Yeah, but he got the "stool" part right.
Posted by: Pimpbot 5000 at March 02, 2012 12:29 PM (ggRof)
So when did Fluke become another name for a slut?
Posted by: Vic at March 02, 2012 12:29 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 12:30 PM (3GtyG)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 12:30 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2012 12:30 PM (Z9EHQ)
I have internet but no phone service -- go figure
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 02, 2012 12:31 PM (RIKIS)
HAHAHAHA the left defending a women begging for rubbers, that really does say it all. They are not even aware of how far down the gutter they live.
Apparently, to a leftie, nothing is more liberating for a woman than begging the government for more condoms.
Posted by: firewithfire at March 02, 2012 12:31 PM (lcwvr)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 02, 2012 12:31 PM (ZPrif)
@374 If you know comics, they are psychological basket cases, largely, nothing but egotism piled upon envy wrapped around early childhood sexual deformation with a side of repressed antisocial and morbid impulse.
I've never considered Mr. Obama a "comic"....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 02, 2012 12:31 PM (0xqzf)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 12:31 PM (u50z0)
So when did Fluke become another name for a slut?
Posted by: Vic at March 02, 2012 04:29 PM (YdQQY)
--I thought it was Fluka, which then merged with Sigma?
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 12:31 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 02, 2012 12:31 PM (jUytm)
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2012 12:32 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: yinzer at March 02, 2012 12:32 PM (/Mla1)
Start implying that (exclusive of who is paying for it) that anyone, including married ladies who attend Georgetown, who want their insurance to cover contraceptives, or even just *use* them are not only selfish but WHORES SCRUNTS SLUTS who NEED TO KEEP THEIR LEGS CLOSED and people start to get the idea that are not joking, but that you mean it;
And while you may dearly enjoy a laugh and enjoy ridiculing the sex lives of *anyone* , but including said whores scrunts and sluts who sleep with their husbands while and avoiding pregnancy at the same time, it does paint an image of conservatives that conforms to the worst demagogued stereotypes. It takes the issue out into the weeds, away from more persuasive arguments that don't involve insulting perfectly normal people not just the wrongheaded WHORE SCRUNT AND SLUT who wanted to speak for them in front of congress.
It's harder to make a case for better ways to increase choice, access and personal responsibility - keeping the government interloping in third party private contracts and private benefits packages - when WHORE SCRUNT AND SLUT is the apparent political viewpoint deeply held by republicans. rather than the role of government.
Posted by: Sarahw at March 02, 2012 12:32 PM (LYwCh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2012 12:32 PM (Z9EHQ)
510"Fox is reporting a town in N. KY is "completely gone.""
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Good lord!
I'll make a bet SCOAMF won't make nearly a fuss over the poor people from this town as he is over his new favorite poster-child for Obama-care.
Posted by: Marybeth at March 02, 2012 12:33 PM (Ks0w4)
"President Barack Obama wonÂ’t apologize for Teamsters Union President James HoffaÂ’s maligning tea party members as SOBs, says White House spokesman Jay Carney."
Posted by: cherry at March 02, 2012 12:33 PM (OhYCU)
Unless this babe has a lot of other health issues, the amount of money she is talking about would be consumed by the co-pays and deductibles in most insurance plans.
Most of it would remain out-of-pocket, but she apparently wants everything to be covered.
Fluke needs to be slammed on the facts. I don't know if she's a slut, but she is a coddled and narcissistic. She clearly has no concept of how privileged she is to be at Georgetown and what sacrifices other people make to achieve more modest levels of success.
Posted by: kraki at March 02, 2012 12:33 PM (ylLDT)
Posted by: Soona at March 02, 2012 12:33 PM (eaQ7w)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 12:33 PM (u50z0)
I'll make a bet SCOAMF won't make nearly a fuss over the poor people from this town as he is over his new favorite poster-child for Obama-care.
Posted by: Marybeth at March 02, 2012 04:33 PM (Ks0w4)
--Did he even visit Joplin last year? I forgot.
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 12:34 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 02, 2012 12:34 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Homeliest guy at Georgetown Law at March 02, 2012 12:34 PM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 02, 2012 12:34 PM (kmVZo)
Ms Fluke, sleep around with whomever you please. Christians and most Americans defend your right to do so. However, the line in the sand is when you and your Democrat enablers demand that we taxpayers pay for your sexual encounters.
Posted by: sTevo at March 02, 2012 12:35 PM (63wfJ)
Rush should just explain that he was using one of the Old English usages of the word 'Slut'.....and that he really meant it as a compliment....as in "fornicatress extraordinare".
Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 12:35 PM (UOOK1)
Posted by: Anwyn at March 02, 2012 12:36 PM (xTUXX)
she's unmarried
and on birth control (and having sex)
AND she wants a Catholic University to buy birth control
AND she'll take that fight to Congress
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 04:30 PM (3GtyG)
Agreed with all of these. But that's not what Rush is being criticized for saying.
So a question: Is she a slut?
Posted by: Mætenloch at March 02, 2012 12:36 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Sarahw at March 02, 2012 12:36 PM (LYwCh)
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 02, 2012 12:36 PM (jTVGC)
Ace, speaking of high comedy (and low comedy), how about you invent a sex act so we can submit it to urbandictionary.com as a Fluke?
An ugly feminist who gest laid a lot is *already* the regular dictionary definition of a fluke.
Posted by: Emperor of Non-Christian Cultists for Jesus at March 02, 2012 12:36 PM (epBek)
Posted by: The Pigman at March 02, 2012 04:27 PM (ykSKg)
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Dammit is that you Waxman?
Posted by: real joe at March 02, 2012 12:36 PM (uBe0D)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 02, 2012 12:37 PM (agSqQ)
Rush should just explain that he was using one of the Old English usages of the word 'Slut'.....and that he really meant it as a compliment....as in "fornicatress extraordinare".
Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 04:35 PM (UOOK1)
--The word "fornication" comes from the Latin fornix, a type of arch, referring to the practice of prostitutes often serving their clients under such archways outdoors.
The more you know . . .
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 12:38 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 12:38 PM (3GtyG)
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 02, 2012 04:36 PM (jTVGC)
They're also coming out with an extra durable, vibrating bed. You guessed it, it will be called "The Fluke".
Posted by: yinzer at March 02, 2012 12:38 PM (/Mla1)
Posted by: JohnW at March 02, 2012 12:38 PM (rDWWA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2012 12:38 PM (Z9EHQ)
Re: Ace is considering taking the time to spin a humorous response to the current miasma:
How about going back on the offensive and note in an article the ideological irony of a political party that can champion the butt-ugliness and yet-somehow-shared victimhoods of gold-digger Sharon Bialek, horse hound humper and successful government gold-digger Karen Kraushaar and now gang-bang wannabee gold-digger Fluky Sandy, all in one election cycle?
Posted by: jokin at March 02, 2012 12:39 PM (IV2nM)
Posted by: real joe at March 02, 2012 04:36 PM (uBe0D)
--Crap, you anticipated my other sock! 
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 12:39 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 02, 2012 12:39 PM (pVLyr)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 12:40 PM (3GtyG)
Posted by: Mætenloch at March 02, 2012 04:36 PM (pAlYe)
More likely an aspiring one, but close enough. I wouldn't have wanted anyone to say a word about her publiclly though, until she made herself an activist (an insult worse than slut, almost).
Posted by: Randy M at March 02, 2012 12:40 PM (vI8R6)
Posted by: A.G. at March 02, 2012 12:40 PM (rFpcx)
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 02, 2012 04:36 PM (jTVGC)
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I'm not worried about that. There's going to be at least a dozen other companies begging to buy that air-time.
Posted by: Soona at March 02, 2012 12:41 PM (eaQ7w)
Posted by: GeneTheHappy at March 02, 2012 12:41 PM (uymng)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 02, 2012 12:41 PM (r4wIV)
Q:Will Fluke wear white at her wedding?
A: Probably. Sound like she's covered in it most of the time.
Posted by: cherry at March 02, 2012 12:41 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: Ranginess at March 02, 2012 12:42 PM (GL1SF)
Posted by: MG at March 02, 2012 12:42 PM (NABxn)
So it's cool for married women to jack up everyone else's premiums over personal lifestyle choices because they're married? That's a new one.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 12:42 PM (/kI1Q)
One day Ms. Fluke will come to the realization that she has become nothing more than a reservoir tip for the left.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 12:42 PM (8ieXv)
622.....So a question: Is she a slut?
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Well....yeah. If you look up the definition of 'slut'....then, yeah, she qualifies.
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But what I don't get is......leftists have been doing these 'Slut Walks' for a couple of years now. Right? .....So, they're essentially saying that being a slut is something to be proud of. Then, why is this an insult?
Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 12:42 PM (UOOK1)
The problem is that the slur drags a lot of normal people besides Ms Congressional Testimony into it. It really does take away a chance to make a persuasive case that doesn't have to insult anyone to be compelling, for the fed not interloping in health care contracts or medical care in general.
Posted by: Sarahw at March 02, 2012 12:42 PM (LYwCh)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 03:43 PM
Maybe it does cost her that much. Would you hit that without getting paid?
Posted by: kbdabear at March 02, 2012 12:43 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: runninrebel at March 02, 2012 12:43 PM (N4RQj)
She is a liar about birth control. I'm sure she knows BCPs can be obtained far far cheaper than she claims in order to inflate her case.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 02, 2012 12:43 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 12:43 PM (vd4t0)
Posted by: real joe at March 02, 2012 12:44 PM (uBe0D)
Or say no to a man who won't bring his own.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 12:44 PM (/kI1Q)
Link in my nick.
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 12:44 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2012 12:44 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: runninrebel at March 02, 2012 12:44 PM (N4RQj)
Hasn't she heard of Netflix?
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 02, 2012 04:39 PM (pVLyr)
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I though libs were into recycling??
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eeew.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 12:44 PM (8ieXv)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 02, 2012 12:44 PM (YJdgp)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 02, 2012 12:44 PM (4136b)
Certainly not. That's the point that gets lost when the scrunt assault begins. The fight suddenly morphs to, if you use birth control or have sex you are {insert hideous female slur here}
Posted by: Sarahw at March 02, 2012 12:45 PM (LYwCh)
Posted by: Presnit SCOAMF at March 02, 2012 12:46 PM (vdFUv)
The only person I will be lectured to about sex-outside-of-marriage is a virgin until marriage.
That's me. So, uhm, consider yourself lectured.
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Some of y'all are seriously whiny fucks. It's like teh government tax on being happy is too high for you or something. You are bitchin' at Ace about nothing. Does sacred conservative honor require us to believe that Limbaugh lands every single joke? Lord, no.
Posted by: Emperor of Non-Christian Cultists for Jesus at March 02, 2012 12:46 PM (epBek)
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: real joe at March 02, 2012 12:47 PM (uBe0D)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at March 02, 2012 12:47 PM (/Mla1)
And I've been busy today, thus my first perusal of the site....Kurt Loder is still alive AND on television?
Posted by: © Sponge at March 02, 2012 12:47 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 04:42 PM (UOOK1)
Because no one believe the useful idiots marching to normalize sluttiness.
But hey, if they can't have your approval, they'll take your cash instead, with about 300% extra somehow.
Posted by: Randy M at March 02, 2012 12:47 PM (vI8R6)
The problem is that the slur drags a lot of normal people besides Ms Congressional Testimony into it. It really does take away a chance to make a persuasive case that doesn't have to insult anyone to be compelling, for the fed not interloping in health care contracts or medical care in general.
Posted by: Sarahw at March 02, 2012 04:42 PM (LYwCh)
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You sound very concerned.
Posted by: Soona at March 02, 2012 12:48 PM (eaQ7w)
The election doesn't hinge on Slutty Sandy and who pays for her semen catchers, no matter how this turns out
Posted by: kbdabear at March 02, 2012 12:48 PM (Y+DPZ)
And don't tell me you can't control yourself. I'm a woman, and somehow I managed to control myself in college. In fact, I controlled myself so well, I was a virgin when I met the man who eventually became my husband. Incredible, isn't it?
This is a ridiculous controversy. This slut is offended at truth in advertising. Well, what would you call yourself, woman? You want to screw around and demand that everybody else pay for it. Exercise a little self control. Or is that a dirty word?
Posted by: Lee at March 02, 2012 12:48 PM (RtwOA)
I don't think the numbers will actually do that, but the truth is there would be mitigating effect, how much I can't say. The cost argument might hold less water so I don't focus on that - "not the role of federal government" argument takes precedence.
Posted by: Sarahw at March 02, 2012 12:49 PM (LYwCh)
The Church doesn't distinguish about use of contraceptives and only condones NFP. And they will teach the method to whomever asks. But yes that is periodic (About 7 days) of abstinence a cycle. Oh and a thermometer that costs less than $10. Oh and a little effort and respect for the natural fertility cycle.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 02, 2012 12:49 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: real joe at March 02, 2012 12:49 PM (uBe0D)
Posted by: Ranginess at March 02, 2012 04:28 PM (GL1SF) "
An insult or a description. What would you call a women who wants someone else to pay for sex? Your not even the one she is having sex with. That would make her worse than a prostitute! So Rush maybe wrong, she may in fact be worse than a prositute or a slut!
Much like the tapeworm, Mrs Fluke mooches off your efforts so she can have her $1000 a year sex at the university which charges $1500 per semester hour. Just skip one semester hour and hump away I dare say.
As for Rush, he wakes up every day and delights in knocking libs. They lie about what he states and proves they are who he says they are, liars, thieves and criminals.
Posted by: Africanus at March 02, 2012 12:49 PM (fCSys)
"Asteroid 545 Messalina is named after [Valeria] Messalina."
Could this become our saving meteor?
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 12:51 PM (ykSKg)
I'm sorry to piss anyone off, but I hope it's ok to point out that OBVIOUSLY unecessarily pissing off ordinary people is not the way to win.
It's a joke he made, not the end of the world, but he's not the only one making it and I SINCERELY do not think it is going to help the cause, so to speak.
Posted by: Sarahw at March 02, 2012 12:51 PM (LYwCh)
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eeew.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 04:44 PM (8ieXv)
She's certainly been recycled enough to off-set a sasquatch's carbon footprint.
Posted by: Randy M at March 02, 2012 12:51 PM (vI8R6)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 12:51 PM (3GtyG)
It would have been embarrassing to have the news that we've halted production on the Volt and let go of a bunch of workers on the front pages. Shit, it's almost like you planned it or something.
I guess we don't have to worry seeing how those conservatives have the attention span of a goldfish in vodka and the temperament of a manic-depressive Auschwitz commandant.
Anyway, keep on keepin' on.
Posted by: Government Motors[/i] at March 02, 2012 12:51 PM (dxTxt)
Posted by: S Daniel at March 02, 2012 12:52 PM (nzrDg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2012 12:53 PM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 02, 2012 12:53 PM (agSqQ)
Posted by: real joe at March 02, 2012 04:47 PM (uBe0D)
--There's one in the article.
In any event, I'll take Juvenal's word for it. He should be something of a guiding spirit for us anyway.
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 12:53 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 12:53 PM (3GtyG)
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 02, 2012 12:54 PM (NVu2l)
So where the fuck was this broad when I was in school?
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I would of thrown her a few bucks, a couple of cheesburgers, some Hershee KISSES.
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Oh!
Posted by: dananj Dice con at March 02, 2012 12:54 PM (8ieXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2012 12:54 PM (Z9EHQ)
HeatherR also see Sebelius' latest - the argument is going to be repeatedly made that premium costs will be offset and go down for all subscribers.
I don't think the numbers will actually do that, but the truth is there would be mitigating effect,
This administration's arguements (especially economic) are negative indications of fact.
Posted by: Randy M at March 02, 2012 12:56 PM (vI8R6)
Mainly there are no ramifications for the lefts actions because the Right doesn't really care and understands the freedom of speech part of The Constitution. When the left hears something it doesn't like, it screams its ass off until someone notices.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 02, 2012 12:57 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 04:53 PM (3GtyG)
--Excellent. I had never seen that mini-series, but heard of it. I learned of the fuck-off royale from a History Channel DVD.
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 12:57 PM (ykSKg)
You said "nobody's saying that." I'm sure you aren't. There are one or two saying that right in this thread, though.
At the very least it creates an impression that the birth control and sex is the issue and fixation of horrible nasty republicans rather than the role of government.
Is this a good thing? You decide. I think it might get in the way.
Posted by: Sarahw at March 02, 2012 12:58 PM (LYwCh)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 12:59 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 04:51 PM (3GtyG)
Bingo!! Winnah! I could not agree with that more. We agree.
Posted by: Sarahw at March 02, 2012 01:00 PM (LYwCh)
Easy. You don't even waste your time addressing the left's faux outrage, your response should be, "What gives you the right to force one person to subsidize another person's voluntary activity? What next, free boob jobs? Free botox?" Furthermore, what gives you the right to force a religious institution to choose between rendering unto Caesar and rendering unto God?"
We have a duty to comply with any secular law that does not conflict with the moral law. If Cardinal Dolan had any intestinal fortitude he'd issue an edict that states that the government's actions in this case would force all Catholics to compromise their faith; therefore, all Catholics employers, including parishes, universities, and lay members, are hereby absolved from their responsibility to follow this law.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 02, 2012 01:01 PM (JxMoP)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 04:53 PM (3GtyG)
--Excellent. I had never seen that mini-series, but heard of it. I learned of the fuck-off royale from a History Channel DVD.
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 04:57 PM (ykSKg)
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For a more modern take...check out Sparticus. In fact season two is up for pre-order today. And btw the pre-quill was excellent. The actor who plays Quintus is just awesome.
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No thats a movie review Ace!
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 01:01 PM (8ieXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2012 01:02 PM (Z9EHQ)
Ohhh!! 5 Oclock whistle!!...catch you morons on Caturday ONT, wifey out of town! I'll bring the beer and small farm animals.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 01:03 PM (8ieXv)
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 04:57 PM (ykSKg)
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For a more modern take...check outSparticus. In fact season twois up for pre-order today. And btw the pre-quill was excellent. The actor who plays Quintus is just awesome.
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No thats a movie review Ace!
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 05:01 PM (8ieXv)
--Anyone I know (either before or behind the camera) associated with it? I enjoyed Season 1 of The Borgias and loved Rome and Deadwood.
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 01:03 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2012 01:04 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 05:03 PM (8ieXv)
"When the Whistle Blows"
http://youtu.be/OGzCjxvoJNI
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 01:05 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2012 01:06 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Sarahw at March 02, 2012 01:11 PM (LYwCh)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 01:12 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at March 02, 2012 01:14 PM (bSxwg)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 01:14 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 01:15 PM (nj1bB)
What are we, heartless?
Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 02, 2012 01:16 PM (pOUA4)
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 01:16 PM (nj1bB)
Anyone know if she's got a Twitter account? I'd like to send her a personal message of encouragement.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 02, 2012 01:18 PM (2jQGY)
Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 02, 2012 01:24 PM (pOUA4)
Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 02, 2012 01:29 PM (pOUA4)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 01:29 PM (QxSug)
Does that mean no more sock puppets? I don't want to give up sock puppets!
Posted by: Kensington at March 02, 2012 01:30 PM (/AHDz)
If these college students are having that much sex, then they'd better be using condoms.
I don't want to be stuck having to pay to treat their STDs as well.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 02, 2012 01:30 PM (0xqzf)
Posted by: Edward M. Kennedy at March 02, 2012 01:31 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: BS Inc. at March 02, 2012 01:34 PM (P3aCo)
Posted by: The Fluke Memoirs at March 02, 2012 01:34 PM (FDEjy)
Posted by: Doug at March 02, 2012 01:35 PM (tXcrp)
Posted by: mare at March 02, 2012 01:36 PM (A98Xu)
She wants to have sex and thinks she's entitled to free birth control.
I know this is a big duh for everyone at this point, but I'm still floored by the audacity of it. I don't relate to these people, my fellow Americans, at all.
Posted by: Kensington at March 02, 2012 01:40 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: RickS at March 02, 2012 01:43 PM (MR3QJ)
Posted by: Riding Through The Desert On A Sock With No Name at March 02, 2012 01:44 PM (hlXEB)
Who could have foreseen the day that America was lead by a man of African decent and the two dollar sluts would have free condoms and tax payer funded birth control pills.
Posted by: sTevo at March 02, 2012 01:52 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 02, 2012 01:59 PM (hRH92)
Posted by: steveha at March 02, 2012 02:01 PM (TMG3G)
Negrodamus?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TtbMetsroU
Posted by: BS Inc. at March 02, 2012 02:03 PM (kItmr)
Posted by: Jordan at March 02, 2012 02:05 PM (RSG1I)
Posted by: FredCDobbs at March 02, 2012 02:16 PM (6D47w)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 02:19 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 02, 2012 02:29 PM (3GtyG)
Rush comparing her to a prostitute was an insult to prostitutes (you can sure their boyfriend 'John' pays for the rubbers).
Posted by: Rmoney Vaoter at March 02, 2012 02:38 PM (7MFxV)
Posted by: Carl Spackler at March 02, 2012 02:39 PM (zeWyX)
Posted by: Fritz at March 02, 2012 02:39 PM (FDEjy)
Guess what? Some people don't set their highest aspiration as being "like most Americans", especially if that means being a tool like you.
Posted by: BS Inc. at March 02, 2012 02:59 PM (kItmr)
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 03:06 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 02, 2012 03:22 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 02, 2012 03:23 PM (QTHTd)
Rush has his problems but this is just petty and sad.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 02, 2012 03:36 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Susan Fluke at March 02, 2012 03:48 PM (P9OJs)
@67
What's that Rush is always saying? "Illustrating absurdity by being absurd"?
He should have invoked the incantation and been done with it.
Posted by: 66chevelle at March 02, 2012 04:11 PM (QjSgY)
Posted by: cackfinger at March 02, 2012 04:18 PM (BtIvK)
Posted by: Bill C at March 02, 2012 04:33 PM (EbFF3)
Posted by: Bill C at March 02, 2012 05:01 PM (EbFF3)
Posted by: red speck at March 02, 2012 05:17 PM (9Xu0X)
Posted by: Miss M at March 02, 2012 05:34 PM (WJc1A)
Posted by: Dave at March 02, 2012 05:55 PM (HPcQF)
Posted by: joeindc44 at March 02, 2012 07:21 PM (S9InG)
Former Drug addict Limbaugh is not a comedian and wasn't telling a joke.
Posted by: Bob at March 02, 2012 07:38 PM (IUtPl)
We should treat the Christian right the same way we do the Taliban. With large doses of lead.
Posted by: Bob at March 02, 2012 07:40 PM (IUtPl)
Posted by: Dave at March 02, 2012 08:11 PM (HPcQF)
Off on a tangent regarding this lazy fuck money grubbing whore, is their a single law school out there that requires a high school level of basic math? The basic addition subtraction, income outgo stuff?
Posted by: Rmoney Vaoter at March 02, 2012 08:56 PM (7MFxV)
Posted by: Oogedy Boogedy Theocon at March 02, 2012 09:02 PM (8HhF2)
Posted by: Bob
No shiite sherlock.
All prostitutes must be mightily offended by the comparrison to the lazy fuck money grubbing whore - at least they collect the cost from the boyfriend of the moment "john". Just another business expense.
Posted by: Rmoney Vaoter at March 02, 2012 09:11 PM (7MFxV)
Posted by: joeindc44 at March 02, 2012 09:45 PM (S9InG)
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Posted by: joeindc44 at March 02, 2012 09:51 PM (S9InG)
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Posted by: Jordan at March 03, 2012 09:23 AM (RSG1I)
This ^^^ from Blaster, times 100.
WWABD?
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Posted by: joeindc44 at March 03, 2012 11:13 AM (S9InG)
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