January 24, 2012

Liveblogging the SOTU Campaign Speech
— andy

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".
~ Ozymandias, Percy Bysshe Shelley

Thus is the state of our Union.

But I guess Obamandias is going to speechify at 9pm Eastern anyway. Maybe he'll do us a favor and just present a list of his accomplishments. We'd be out at 9:02, including the Congressional Democrats' obligatory standing fellation ... err, ovation.

But watch it we much! You'll have a hard time not finding it on television, and here's teh eeeevillllll Fox News livestream.

Also, there's an Irish bookmaking site laying odds on the first cliche Obama uses (h/t Maet)

A sample:
8/1 We have more work to do
10/1 Health Care reform
10/1 As I stand here today
12/1 Fundamental belief
12/1 God Bless America
12/1 Crossroads of history
12/1 Defining moment
12/1 Make Washington work

Plus some longshots:
80/1 Overcome the adversity
80/1 Bloated federal government
100/1 Diversity of my heritage
100/1 Yes, we might
250/1 Life is like a box of chocolates

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Posted by: andy at 04:50 PM | Comments (743)
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1 First?????

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 04:52 PM (rv9tS)

2 Green energy!!!

Posted by: mesablue at January 24, 2012 04:52 PM (ev3Dt)

3 YES

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 04:53 PM (rv9tS)

4 I was gonna watch, but I just shot my eye out.

Posted by: Ralphie at January 24, 2012 04:53 PM (P6QsQ)

5 I can't do this. I may put a bottle through my big screen. Looks like a movie night.

Posted by: osoloco at January 24, 2012 04:54 PM (FRZGg)

6 Glad someone else is doing it.  I'd rather have anal warts than watch that fuckwad.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 24, 2012 04:54 PM (Z71Vg)

7 Will he talk about nude erections ("new directions")?

Posted by: wooga at January 24, 2012 04:54 PM (vjyZP)

8 Boehner already looks bored.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 04:54 PM (d6QMz)

9 Where's my check?

Posted by: fluffy at January 24, 2012 04:55 PM (3SvjA)

10 They mostly come at night....... mostly.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 24, 2012 04:55 PM (jucos)

11 I would rather watch a 70's rock info-mercial.

Posted by: sTevo at January 24, 2012 04:55 PM (VMcEw)

12 Are the Supremes there? 

Posted by: mama winger at January 24, 2012 04:56 PM (P6QsQ)

13
Will Peggy Joseph be seated in the elite presidential box?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 24, 2012 04:56 PM (TkGkA)

14 I really really hate that arrogant prick, with all my being.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 04:56 PM (rv9tS)

15

Obama  will  FIGHT  OBSTRUCTION!  (Even  though  he obstructs every good  idea  that  comes  from  the  House)

 

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 04:56 PM (O7ksG)

16 You guys are gluttons. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 24, 2012 04:56 PM (5H6zj)

17 Everytime he says middle class = *drink*

Posted by: Willy at January 24, 2012 04:56 PM (/M/rE)

18 I stand in awe of you people that will actually spend precious life moments watching this shitstain.  You literally couldn't pay me to tune in and listen to that bastard.  Maybe I'll get some laughs during the live blogging.  Bring on teh funneh 'cause that's all that will keep me from hanging myself from vague helplessness and despair.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at January 24, 2012 04:57 PM (F+Xfj)

19 If she paws my thigh one more time, I'm decking the bitch!

Posted by: Warren Buffet's Secretary at January 24, 2012 04:57 PM (niZvt)

20 Seriously, I can't watch he makes me sick.

Posted by: Willy at January 24, 2012 04:57 PM (/M/rE)

21 making liar's out of us?

Posted by: willow at January 24, 2012 04:58 PM (h+qn8)

22 I'd rather have my cock and balls cut off with garden sheers than watch this asshole lie his ass off.  my good lord he's still using the same BS cliches he used 3 years ago.

Does anyone believe anything this asshole says?  If you know anyone, do us all a favor and throw them off the top of the highest building around.  Hopefully by morning we'll have blood and feces all over the streets

Posted by: Total Asshole at January 24, 2012 04:58 PM (bcmD0)

23 Obama is supposedly going to start his speech in 6min.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 04:58 PM (d6QMz)

24 Wow, Roberts showed up.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 04:58 PM (rv9tS)

25

In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows:
"I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows "
The wonders of my hand." - The City's gone, -
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
We wonder, - and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragments huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.

Posted by: Horace Smith at January 24, 2012 04:58 PM (GTbGH)

26 We get to see him do do his "turkey act" again! Look left, waggle tongue, look down, look right, waggle tongue, look down, look left.....

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 24, 2012 04:58 PM (j+Izh)

27 oh boy! I'm excited! I pay more tax than my billionaire boss and Obama is going to fix that by taxing people and small busiensses that make 250K. oh!

Posted by: Warren Buffet's Over-taxed Secretary at January 24, 2012 04:58 PM (O7ksG)

28

Bring on teh funneh 'cause that's all that will keep me from hanging myself from vague helplessness and despair.

Have no fear lady.. Newt is on the way to save the day. /

Posted by: jewells45 at January 24, 2012 04:58 PM (Z71Vg)

29 Holy shit the Wookie is actually wearing something with sleeves.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 04:58 PM (rv9tS)

30
TV off and Lynyrd Skynyrd's Free Bird replacing Barky.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 24, 2012 04:59 PM (TkGkA)

31 $100 on "Health Care reform".

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at January 24, 2012 04:59 PM (oif6Y)

32 @25
Tim Thomas for Supreme Court Justice.

Posted by: Y-not at January 24, 2012 04:59 PM (5H6zj)

33 If were to get arrested and hauled off by Marines, that would be worth watching!

Posted by: Willy at January 24, 2012 04:59 PM (/M/rE)

34 Guess the italics still ain't workin.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 24, 2012 04:59 PM (Z71Vg)

35 I wonder where our 99%er first lady got that really nice brooch she's wearing

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 04:59 PM (rv9tS)

36 Obamandias, lol. Up there with King Putt. (King Puttin'-Shaman?)

I can't get enough of those classical / antiquity allusions.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 24, 2012 04:59 PM (QQAJP)

37 Here come all the criminals.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 04:59 PM (rv9tS)

38 350/1:  "I am a stuttering clusterf@ck of a miserable failure"

Posted by: Odds Maker at January 24, 2012 05:00 PM (hkXlB)

39 Not only do I not wish to watch it, I'm not sure I can even stand to hear about it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 05:00 PM (X3vSL)

40

Everytime Obama lies. Drink. 

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:00 PM (O7ksG)

41 31 $100 on "Health Care reform".

Can I have tax the rich for $200, Alex?

Posted by: Willy at January 24, 2012 05:00 PM (/M/rE)

42 What color is his (bambi's) tie?  Purple or did he mix things up and go with commie red?

Posted by: Y-not at January 24, 2012 05:00 PM (5H6zj)

43 Does anyone even remember what he said last year?

Posted by: Chris at January 24, 2012 05:01 PM (XGZYX)

44 Do you think the rumor that Daniels will announce his candidacy during his "everything that SCOAMF said is bullshit" speech?

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:01 PM (rv9tS)

45 @40.. my liver would revolt quite quickly I fear.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 24, 2012 05:01 PM (Z71Vg)

46 "30
TV off and Lynyrd Skynyrd's Free Bird replacing Barky. "

Same here, except it's "Yakety Sax"

Posted by: Armando at January 24, 2012 05:01 PM (Pf662)

47 42 What color is his (bambi's) tie? Purple or did he mix things up and go with commie red?

He is not in the chamber yet. Only a minute late as of right now.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:02 PM (d6QMz)

48 40 Everytime Obama lies. Drink.


You're obviously trying to kill us all.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at January 24, 2012 05:02 PM (fuw6p)

49 nancy sitting in her office with zero on a leash dressed up in a princess leia costume.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 24, 2012 08:39 PM (loM0R)

Nothing to see here.. move along

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 24, 2012 05:02 PM (nTgAI)

50 It'll probably be SEIU purple or as we like to call it, the mac-daddy purple tie.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:02 PM (rv9tS)

51 Any thing special on TV tonight?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:02 PM (OT9g0)

52 You know, I'm just not interested in Daniels.  He had his chance and he pussed out. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 24, 2012 05:02 PM (5H6zj)

53 >35 Guess the italics still ain't workin.</i>

At least the red is gone

Posted by: Willy at January 24, 2012 05:02 PM (/M/rE)

54 Everytime Obama lies. Drink.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 09:00 PM (O7ksG)


I don't think there is enough booze in the world to cover that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2012 05:02 PM (ai+yF)

55 I made sure to lock up my Beretta. It's not the plasma's fault there's a giant SCOAMF head in my den.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:03 PM (E7yM+)

56 The time to drink is now.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 24, 2012 05:03 PM (OXi3E)

57 In the last SOTU address, I was so offended by what Obumer said that I was shocked.  I don't ever remember, in my 55 years, of ever watching a SOTU and feeling offended before.  I also remember feeling like the guy was giving a campaign speech instead of a true SOTU.  I'm thinking this one will be even more offensive and more of a campaign speech. 

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:03 PM (Tl1mu)

58 Well, at least Justified is on in an hour. 

Posted by: jewells45 at January 24, 2012 05:03 PM (Z71Vg)

59 I wont comment or watch. I'll just read livefeed.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 24, 2012 05:03 PM (3Ulsg)

60 I challenge anybody to watch this and still believe that "electability doesn't matter."

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 05:04 PM (X3vSL)

61 I'm guessing the most corrupt administration ever thinks they have a few hundred grand down on Life is like a box of chocolates. And they'll still screw it up. "Joe, you bet on what? No, dammit! Defining moment? Are you an idiot?" Then they'll try to investigate the bookie, even though he's in Ireland.

Posted by: Michael at January 24, 2012 05:04 PM (y/w7+)

62 Three years of this SCOAMF could even drive a nice Mormon girl like myself to drink.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at January 24, 2012 05:04 PM (fuw6p)

Posted by: befuddled at January 24, 2012 05:04 PM (xJU23)

64 My evening cup of coffee with 50% brandy. I'm chilled, need warmth.

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:04 PM (Tl1mu)

65

You're obviously trying to kill us all.

You're right. Ok - take very small sips.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:05 PM (O7ksG)

66

and it's.........commie red

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:05 PM (rv9tS)

67 I can't play the SOTU drinking game. I've already drank nearly a bottle of Cabernet already.

Posted by: weew at January 24, 2012 05:05 PM (koRYD)

68 I wonder how much coke he snorted in the green room.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:06 PM (E7yM+)

69 Gosh darn it, my cable and Internet are out due to either the rainstorm or the construction going on one street over. Thank you, God (or the Fort Worth Public Works Department)! Either way, we're watching a DVD instead of Barky....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 24, 2012 05:06 PM (aGYmX)

70 The one thing that brings us all together. Our disgust of this man and his corrupt and inept administration.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:06 PM (O7ksG)

71 I've never seen a lefthanded person wear his watch on the hand he rights with.  Stupid fucker.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:06 PM (rv9tS)

72 Short version: Mitt Romney is too wealthy.

Posted by: Chris at January 24, 2012 05:06 PM (XGZYX)

73 OT but I shouldn't enjoy this as much as I do. http://aol.it/y6MwrG

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 05:06 PM (piMMO)

74 >43 Does anyone even remember what he said last year?</i>

uuhh..hh,, uhh,, mm.. err.. st.. st.. .uhh.. buhh.. duhh

Posted by: Willy at January 24, 2012 05:06 PM (/M/rE)

75 What are the odds on "Oh, this is terrible....Oh, the humanity!"

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2012 05:07 PM (Br3eE)

Posted by: befuddled at January 24, 2012 05:07 PM (xJU23)

77 Jesus, WHY are we having such a hard time finding a viable alternative to this piece of shit? Can it be things are so bad, all the smart Republicans don't want to be in charge when the whole thing sinks into the swamp?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:07 PM (niZvt)

78 Heh, wanna see sumptin funny?

Watch this.

Posted by: Acme TelePrompter at January 24, 2012 05:07 PM (soZKf)

79 61 I challenge anybody to watch this and still believe that "electability doesn't matter."
----
Sure electability matters, but it looks as though Team Mitt's crystal ball was not as accurate as we were led to believe. 

Yelling at conservatives to get in line behind Mitt on the hope that people who did not vote Republican last time will vote Republican this time is not a strategy. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 24, 2012 05:08 PM (5H6zj)

80 Look at all those black congresswomen all dressed in their Sunday church goin frocks all trying to get SCOAMF to notice them.  Ugh!

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:08 PM (rv9tS)

81

SCOAMF just radiates arrogance.I hope I can get through this.

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:08 PM (Tl1mu)

82 Chief Roberts is a class act.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:08 PM (E7yM+)

83 Only way I can watch this BS is with a very dry martini and a big bowl of Espresso Chip ice cream.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:09 PM (OT9g0)

84 YOU LIE!!!

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:09 PM (fM4AU)

85 SCOAMF is yuking it up with some of the justices. Will he slam them again in his speech?

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 05:09 PM (joSBv)

86 How can a woman like Gabby Giffords who used to be a Republican be so enamored by the fucker?

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:10 PM (rv9tS)

87 In Native American culture, boys must prove to the tribe that they are worthy of manhood by watching Obama deliver the SOTU address without shedding tears or outward displays of pain.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 05:10 PM (X3vSL)

88 The Supreme Court should have stayed home.  I wish they had shown the SCOAMF a lesson.

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:10 PM (Tl1mu)

89 The room is already spinning, oh wait it hasn't started yet

Posted by: Coach at January 24, 2012 05:10 PM (P85Fh)

90 I'm sorry but I have an intensely visceral reaction to this con man. I can't stand the sight of him or his blue fucking lips and I can't abide the sound of his voice. Every time I see him all I can think of is - what is going through his mind...something along the lines of "you stupid, clueless chumps. This was easier than even I thought it would be". And it was. This fucker didn't even have to try hard. And that breaks my heart because this country didn't used to be this foolish.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 24, 2012 05:10 PM (+Uv5V)

91

I called 22 minutes late

watching on MSLSD Thomas " recused himself", not an utterance of the name Sotamayor

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:10 PM (UXEgP)

92 11min late.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:11 PM (d6QMz)

93 Will he sing?

Posted by: Browndog at January 24, 2012 05:11 PM (aa6EA)

94

Shut up, you asshole.

(rinse, repeat)

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 24, 2012 05:11 PM (PddVe)

95 88 In Native American culture, boys must prove to the tribe that they are worthy of manhood by watching Obama deliver the SOTU address without shedding tears or outward displays of pain. Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 09:10 PM (X3vSL) That's hardcore.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:11 PM (E7yM+)

96 Look at the SIZE of Michelle's box! Do you see that??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:11 PM (niZvt)

97 It's the Gabby Giffords Show....

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:11 PM (fM4AU)

98 Spend we much

and much we will about that

be committed...   800/1

Posted by: beanervt at January 24, 2012 05:11 PM (e5v+0)

99 Fuck this I'm watching shipping wars.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 24, 2012 05:11 PM (OXi3E)

100 I

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:12 PM (UXEgP)

101 lisp lisp thhhhhhhthhh thhhhh thhhh

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:12 PM (rv9tS)

102 Please excuse me now, I must puke.......

Posted by: NC Ref at January 24, 2012 05:12 PM (23xg+)

103 Plugs is firmly planted.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:12 PM (fM4AU)

104 Coolczech, nice to see you this evening.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:12 PM (rv9tS)

105 Is he as fucked up as I am?

He sounds like it, and I'm just thinking....

Posted by: Browndog at January 24, 2012 05:12 PM (aa6EA)

106 Lamp-post bait.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 24, 2012 05:12 PM (j+Izh)

107 Thomas recused himself?

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:13 PM (O7ksG)

108 How DARE this SOB speak of our war dead? And if the war made us safer and more respected: what was the asshole's beef with it, anyway?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:13 PM (niZvt)

109 Why do I have the urge to play "Whack A Mole"

Posted by: Coach at January 24, 2012 05:13 PM (P85Fh)

110 Taleeban

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 05:13 PM (X3vSL)

111 I won the war!

Posted by: SCOAMF, Nobel Peace Prize Winner at January 24, 2012 05:13 PM (joSBv)

112 @105: hi, jaimo!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:13 PM (niZvt)

113

Posted by: LGoPs at January 24, 2012 09:10 PM (+Uv5V)

His cadence and tone is condescending to the extreme. I can't listen to him anymore either.

Posted by: ErikW at January 24, 2012 05:13 PM (98qlF)

114 @97.. you SOB.. I just about spit my wine everywhere!

Posted by: jewells45 at January 24, 2012 05:14 PM (Z71Vg)

115 He's already in preacher-mode.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:14 PM (d6QMz)

116 I thought it was a "dumb war".

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:14 PM (fM4AU)

117 Fuck you, asshole.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:14 PM (E7yM+)

118 Imagine a future with no Obama!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:14 PM (niZvt)

119 Every leftwinger on the face of the planet convinced themselves that Sarah Palin shot Gabby. What a freak show.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:14 PM (O7ksG)

120 Oddly enough, troops are still in Germany 67 years later. I guess we failed there.

Posted by: Chris at January 24, 2012 05:15 PM (XGZYX)

121 Who shit mustard power on Obama's face?  Looks really yellow tonight.

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 24, 2012 05:15 PM (ADlPJ)

122

He's kind of pleading.

 

I'm sure the media and the lefties will fawn for about 2 weeks but this seems pretty weak to me.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:15 PM (Ci0JG)

123 My   MY

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:15 PM (UXEgP)

124

I know you can!

 

Yes you can!

 

Get'r dun! Hehehe.

 

Please. Seriously. Help?

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:15 PM (Ci0JG)

125 his grand parents didn't do those things.  He's full of shit.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:15 PM (rv9tS)

126 And my grandparents won WWII!

Posted by: SCOAMF, Nobel Peace Prize Winner at January 24, 2012 05:15 PM (joSBv)

127 Nevermind-yep.....

I just killed The Bronze Brazen Brother(hood) on level 3--

Yes, I did it before....and give me another $67Trillion, and I'll do it again..and again...and AGAIN!!

Posted by: Browndog at January 24, 2012 05:15 PM (aa6EA)

128 Biden's tie is distracting as hell.  It blinking like it's turned on!

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:15 PM (Tl1mu)

129 Sucker of cock.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:16 PM (E7yM+)

130 I'm not watching. Fuck him and the carpet he flew in on.

Posted by: Berserker at January 24, 2012 05:16 PM (FMbng)

131

Everyleftwinger on the face of the planet convinced themselves that Sarah Palin shot Gabby.

------

Sarah Palin's got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:16 PM (Ci0JG)

132 drink.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:16 PM (O7ksG)

133 My Air Force daughter just shouted "Shut the fuck up you asshole" and turned her TV off. She usually stays out of anything political, but I suppose she just reached her limit

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 24, 2012 05:16 PM (uVuwp)

134 Is Boehner crying yet?

Posted by: jewells45 at January 24, 2012 05:16 PM (Z71Vg)

135

I thought the yellow was just my tv.  That color is commonly referred to as monkey shit brown.  I had a 1974 Pinto wagon that color.

 

Oh and we have our first fair share of the evening.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:16 PM (rv9tS)

136 Obama knows hard work like Bill Maher knows funny.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 05:16 PM (X3vSL)

137

He's talking about the boomers and the military. It doesn't suck so far because he's not talking about himself yet.

Ooops - here it comes.

Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2012 05:17 PM (tiOTz)

138 Bush's fault! ATMs!

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:17 PM (E7yM+)

139 You hear that? Play by the rules (voice inflection).

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:17 PM (fM4AU)

140 A History Lesson ...Obama style

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:17 PM (Tl1mu)

141 anyone have a working link ?

Posted by: willow at January 24, 2012 05:17 PM (h+qn8)

142 http://www.c-span.org/Live-Video/C-SPAN/

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:17 PM (d6QMz)

143 Is Plugs still awake?

Posted by: jewells45 at January 24, 2012 05:17 PM (Z71Vg)

144 Americans acted stupidly.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:18 PM (Ci0JG)

145

Bush 

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:18 PM (UXEgP)

146 144 Is Plugs still awake?

How can you tell?

Posted by: Laura Castellano at January 24, 2012 05:18 PM (fuw6p)

147 Democrats are obsessed and convinced that no one plays by the rules. Classic projection.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:18 PM (O7ksG)

148 He's just so pathetic.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 24, 2012 05:18 PM (Qjh0I)

149 Boehner did not clap.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:18 PM (d6QMz)

150 I cannot bear to watch this. Thank you all in advance for braving this twisted, grotesque display and providing such excellent infotainment.

Posted by: Justamom at January 24, 2012 05:18 PM (Sptt8)

151

Woot there it is.  It's Bush's fault!!!! "Before I got here"  HA...gulg

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:18 PM (Tl1mu)

152 Fact: you're a fuckstick.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:18 PM (E7yM+)

153 BLAME BUSH SUBROUTINE: EXECUTE

Posted by: TOTUS at January 24, 2012 05:19 PM (X3vSL)

154 "In 2008 we learned that mortgages had been sold to people who couldn't afford them or understand them."

You lying son of a bitch.

Posted by: An Observation at January 24, 2012 05:19 PM (ylhEn)

155 We can cut the deficit by 6 trillion by not re-electing him

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:19 PM (UXEgP)

156 Oh, you mean those liberal policies you fuckstick..

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:20 PM (rv9tS)

157 Obama opposes a return to democracy? Woah.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:20 PM (niZvt)

158 Wait, Obama doesn't want us to go back to liberal fascism?

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:20 PM (Ci0JG)

159 I ...uhh ..me.. uhh.. I.  st.. st.. uhh.. meeeeee!

Posted by: Willy at January 24, 2012 05:20 PM (/M/rE)

160 Maybe it won't matter who our nom is. You'd think Newt or Romney will beat this loser.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:20 PM (O7ksG)

161 I am so sick of his lying blaming boney ass!!

Posted by: Linda at January 24, 2012 05:20 PM (yqkcc)

162 SOME SAID

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:20 PM (UXEgP)

163 Boehner is staring at SCOAMF like he'd like to get his hands around his throat. Biden is looking at SCOAMF like he has to concentrate hard to understand the words.

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 05:21 PM (joSBv)

164 and yet the bondholders go fucked and no way is GM the world's best automaker.  What a tool

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:21 PM (rv9tS)

165 Who was that latina bobbing her head up and down like a hooker at Shriner's convention?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:21 PM (niZvt)

166 If this cocksucker gets reelected I'm checking out.

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2012 05:21 PM (7W3wI)

167 By the country that invented the automobile...

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:21 PM (UXEgP)

168 Wifey is watching "Chopped".  I am reading this blog.  The whiskey was earlier.


Posted by: Jimbo at January 24, 2012 05:21 PM (O3R/2)

169 There...he laid it at the feet of the prior administration.  All the freaking way......Unbelieveable.  Really.  Amazing.  Half this county is truely dillusional.  We are screwed all the way. 

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:21 PM (Tl1mu)

170 Im trying to finish the old Splinter Cell Double Agent, so you guys are going to have to clue me in if anyone moons him.

Posted by: Jean at January 24, 2012 05:21 PM (qjHIb)

171 "In 2008 we learned that mortgages had been sold to people who couldn't afford them or understand them."



Lying motherfucker, he was suing banks on behalf of acorn to make those loans. This dude is one fucking grade A cocksucker

Posted by: Berserker at January 24, 2012 05:21 PM (FMbng)

172 Speaking of manufacturing, CertainTeed just announced that it'll be closing its vinyl siding plant in Joplin, MO....-90 jobs. Suppose I should be happy cause they're our competitor, but...no. Not happy.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2012 05:21 PM (Br3eE)

173

Wait... WTF? No Government Motors?

"The company I did not bail out is kicking the taxpayer's companies ass. We rock. Go us."

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:21 PM (Ci0JG)

174 "...and by 'we', I mean 'I'."

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (d6QMz)

175 Yikes, what a tool. If I had any booze here, it would ALL be gone and there'd likely be an ambulance on its way too.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (QQAJP)

176 Where's Solyndra?

Posted by: franksalterego at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (9XykO)

177 I saved you ungrateful assholes. You should be thanking me.

Posted by: Preznit Foodstamps at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (E7yM+)

178 fire up those volts!

Posted by: willow at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (h+qn8)

179 Uhhh....GM was the only auto maker on verge of collapse. Your "bet" ran it into the ground.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (fM4AU)

180 165 Biden is looking at SCOAMF like he has to concentrate hard to understand the words.
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Joe figured out a two piece jigsaw puzzle once!

Posted by: Willy at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (/M/rE)

181

Except that no one wants the Volt, moron.

 

Posted by: ErikW at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (98qlF)

182 Detroit....what Detroit sucks

Posted by: The voice in Barry's head at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (UXEgP)

183 Wow... What happened to Detroit can happen to Cleveland, TOO!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (niZvt)

184 Too bad we can't pay the Costa crew to put our economy in a lifeboat.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (piMMO)

185

He also told him Gardasil made his daughter retarded.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (Ci0JG)

186 167 Who was that latina bobbing her head up and down like a hooker at Shriner's convention?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 09:21 PM (niZvt)

Hilda Solis, our illustrious hispanic illegal labor secretary.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (rv9tS)

187 Come to Detroit.....and see.....I DARE YOU-

Posted by: Browndog at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (aa6EA)

188 sure it can  happen with some gvt graft and theft.

Posted by: willow at January 24, 2012 05:22 PM (h+qn8)

189 Seize Manufacturing!!

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:23 PM (UXEgP)

190 China get's more oil and Obama's cronies get richer.

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2012 05:23 PM (7W3wI)

191 Nothing new. Obama has to blame the past for his miserable performance.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:23 PM (O7ksG)

192 because we are really going to need to lock our stuff up .

Posted by: willow at January 24, 2012 05:23 PM (h+qn8)

193 I would give $1000 to the repub who stands up and yells you lying narcissist mother fucker, and walks out with the entire right side of the aisle

Posted by: Berserker at January 24, 2012 05:23 PM (FMbng)

194 pay off obama and he'll let you have a company

Posted by: willow at January 24, 2012 05:24 PM (h+qn8)

195

fair share ...... drink!

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:24 PM (rv9tS)

196 Why no, I don't mind being used as a dishonest prop for a lying piece of shit failure like Barack Obama. At least I won't have to blow Warren tonight before he goes home to his wife.

Posted by: Warren Buffet's Secretary at January 24, 2012 05:24 PM (jiwQf)

197 Fair Share- drink!

Posted by: TOTUS at January 24, 2012 05:24 PM (X3vSL)

198 GE must pay tax

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:24 PM (UXEgP)

199 If pubbies had 'nads, they'd mic check him,

Mic check!.. You Lie!

Posted by: Willy at January 24, 2012 05:24 PM (/M/rE)

200 I do not want to go back to the failed policies that created this Recession. I want to go all the way back to the failed policies that created the Great Depression!

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:24 PM (Ci0JG)

201 like GE

Posted by: willow at January 24, 2012 05:24 PM (h+qn8)

202 Trying a drink I saw on tv tonight, its like a manhatten boilermaker, rye, little vermouth, then beer. Sound disgusting.

Posted by: Jean at January 24, 2012 05:25 PM (qjHIb)

203 Democrats love to preach bullshit to each other. They love the sound of their own bullshit.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:25 PM (O7ksG)

204 omg, he lies so much, it's astounding

Posted by: willow at January 24, 2012 05:25 PM (h+qn8)

205 If I didn't know better, I'd think he was making up this shit on the spot. You'd think he'd be more clever than baldfaced these lies. Wait a minute. Fuck you, asshole!

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:25 PM (E7yM+)

206 Tax Reforms for Acorn Farmers !

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:25 PM (UXEgP)

207 Four years too late, fuckface.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:25 PM (fM4AU)

208 "I should be in charge of all your companies"

Posted by: Browndog at January 24, 2012 05:25 PM (aa6EA)

209 Cantor giving Obama the Vulcan death stare...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:25 PM (niZvt)

210 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CREATURE SITTING NEXT TO BUFFETT???

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 05:26 PM (X3vSL)

211 Pay moving expenses.let us just find as many ways as possible to take down american business'

Posted by: Coach at January 24, 2012 05:26 PM (P85Fh)

212

American Volts for Korea!!!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:26 PM (NG7MG)

213 Seoul needs drive-bys

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:26 PM (UXEgP)

214 Why didn't you do this when you controlled congress?

Posted by: Chris at January 24, 2012 05:26 PM (XGZYX)

215

Okey Dokey, now he is telling us he wants to reform the tax code?  Gotta find work for the 17,000 new IRS agents he hired.

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:26 PM (Tl1mu)

216 1,000 new jobs!!

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:27 PM (UXEgP)

217 "It's not fair!!!"

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:27 PM (d6QMz)

218 It was progressives who wanted to send jobs overseas - so that the American Empire would be dependent on foreign countries and wouldn't start wars - now they want to bring the jobs home to the US. What horse shit.

Posted by: An Observation at January 24, 2012 05:27 PM (ylhEn)

219 We HAVE to beat this fucker in November.  I don't give a crap who the nominee is, ANYONE is better than this fucktard. 

Posted by: jewells45 at January 24, 2012 05:27 PM (Z71Vg)

220 Refrom the tax code in democrat speek = tax hikes.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:27 PM (O7ksG)

221 They have a leg up because they are pissing on us

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:27 PM (UXEgP)

222 Oh good. TRADE WARS!

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:27 PM (OT9g0)

223 Workers Unite ! !

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:27 PM (UXEgP)

224 How many jobs has the EPA driven to China?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:28 PM (niZvt)

225 Oh great!  Another bureaucracy!  That'll fix things!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:28 PM (NG7MG)

226 The President still doesn't get it. Manipulating the market doesn't work. Picking winners and losers doesn't work. #FlatterFairerTaxesForAll

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:28 PM (d6QMz)

227 the import fees just went up

Posted by: Coach at January 24, 2012 05:28 PM (P85Fh)

228 Did he just start a Trade Federation?!  Oh my heck, he's Darth Obama!

Posted by: Betty Keira at January 24, 2012 05:28 PM (8d63Z)

229 How can we "always win" when the Chinese work for pennies?

Posted by: Chris at January 24, 2012 05:28 PM (XGZYX)

230 I wonder if everyone on the left side of the isle understands this is a broadway play and nothing he is promising is real?

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:28 PM (Tl1mu)

231 So she started turning tricks...

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:28 PM (UXEgP)

232 Oh yeah, American workers are not qualified.  Thanks Barack.

Department of Education FAIL anyone???


Posted by: NC Ref at January 24, 2012 05:28 PM (23xg+)

233 My ass <= put lips here

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:28 PM (E7yM+)

234 Mutually assured economic destruction. 

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:28 PM (rv9tS)

235 PROP #1

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:28 PM (fM4AU)

236 That bastard wants to take away my generic foreign made boner pills? From my dead, carpal tunnel hands.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 05:28 PM (X3vSL)

237

They found the only woman in America who can make Michelle Obama look good by proximity.

 

How many billions did THAT cost Barry??

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:29 PM (Ci0JG)

238 Jackie doesn't look like she could get a GED let alone a job.  Shit, she's going to pee her pants.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:29 PM (rv9tS)

239 Train yourself, fuckface.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:29 PM (fM4AU)

240 173 "In 2008 we learned that mortgages had been sold to people who couldn't afford them or understand them." --------------------------- Notice the language. Sold to. I took out a mortgage, I didn't have one "sold" to me.

Posted by: Warren Buffet's Secretary at January 24, 2012 05:29 PM (jiwQf)

241 Michelle's lips look disturbingly gynecological tonight...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:29 PM (niZvt)

242

How's he going to enforce a SOPA-like law against China?

Posted by: ErikW at January 24, 2012 05:29 PM (98qlF)

243 Join ME. Me, me, me.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 05:29 PM (X3vSL)

244 POSOTUS please resign.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 24, 2012 05:30 PM (PddVe)

245 232, after reading that 57p economic memo, they know and don't care

Posted by: Jean at January 24, 2012 05:30 PM (qjHIb)

246

1 website for these people?

Hmmmm,......

Meghan McCain's blog.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:30 PM (Ci0JG)

247 The time was three years ago, fuckface.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:30 PM (fM4AU)

248 Boehner looks like he's picking a spot to pound his gavel.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:30 PM (E7yM+)

249 I've never seen so little substance in such a lengthy speech--except from his other speeches, of course.

Posted by: Chris at January 24, 2012 05:30 PM (XGZYX)

250 Shovel Makers First....

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:30 PM (UXEgP)

251 Just so long as our kids are learning about the virtues of communism and socialism along with gender/victim/race studies. We don't need no math and science or people working hard. We have American Idol. Rape!

Posted by: Cameron Diaz - grade A idiot at January 24, 2012 05:30 PM (O7ksG)

252 New Obama jobs program --  training college kids to sign recall petitions with fictitious names like, "Mickey Mouse" and "Adolf Hitler."

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:31 PM (NG7MG)

253 235 My ass <= put lips here
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lol.. (_!_)

Posted by: Willy at January 24, 2012 05:31 PM (/M/rE)

254 Has the GOP walked out yet? Or are they applauding as well?

Posted by: ErikW at January 24, 2012 05:31 PM (98qlF)

255 Vee must return our chobs to the Fatherland!!! Vy are vee spending money to train Americans?

Posted by: Siemens at January 24, 2012 05:31 PM (Br3eE)

256 I'm convinced; Michelle is really Patrick Ewing in a set of drapes.

Posted by: Acme TelePrompter at January 24, 2012 05:31 PM (soZKf)

257 I really like you good people.  I feel like I belong here.

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at January 24, 2012 05:31 PM (+xMVg)

258 And Lucky Charms give children false hopes

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:31 PM (UXEgP)

259 More Federal funding to hire teachers. YAY!

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:31 PM (OT9g0)

260 Is this seriously going to keep going for another half hour?

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:32 PM (Ci0JG)

261 What's all this crap about teacher's retirement plans?

oh wait

Posted by: franksalterego at January 24, 2012 05:32 PM (9XykO)

262 You'd think that teachers are the only people working in the entire United States.  I'm getting a little tired of hearing about the teachers.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:32 PM (rv9tS)

263 How about fire the bad ones. And, the pedos. Never happen.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:32 PM (E7yM+)

264 Dropping the Gs

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:32 PM (UXEgP)

265 Abortion 101 for first graders.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:32 PM (fM4AU)

266 Number 1 reason the Feds need to get out of the school system. Such massive ignorance.

Posted by: Chris at January 24, 2012 05:32 PM (XGZYX)

267 250 "Boehner looks like he's picking a spot to pound his gavel." Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 09:30 PM (E7yM+) Between Obama's ears?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:33 PM (niZvt)

268 It's always about HIM. He really is the most narcissistic person.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:33 PM (O7ksG)

269 Students aren't allowed to drop out or they go to re-education camps...

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:33 PM (UXEgP)

270 This yellow monkey fuck is sooo beatable.

Posted by: Acme TelePrompter at January 24, 2012 05:33 PM (soZKf)

271 Forced education?  What?  He's delusional.  Out. Of. Control. 

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:33 PM (Tl1mu)

272

Wait - seriously - what did he just say?

What until they graduate or turn 18? Stay in school?

He wants to raise the minimum drop-out age from 16 to 18? That's his plan?

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:33 PM (Ci0JG)

273 267 Abortion 101 for first graders.
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And fisting..

Posted by: Willy at January 24, 2012 05:33 PM (/M/rE)

274 But I'm already paying the teachers. Wanna see my bill, fucker?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:33 PM (E7yM+)

275 Don't bash teachers....but make them babysit thug students until they're 18!  Because, after all, high schools are a federal problem!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:33 PM (NG7MG)

276 Resources = higher borrowing = more debt....let's just ..I am not sure if I can stand anymore of this..

Posted by: Coach at January 24, 2012 05:33 PM (P85Fh)

277 Ummm... he's going to ban kids from dropping out of school?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 05:33 PM (X3vSL)

278 When he said we should fire bad teachers, I noticed his fingers were crossed.

Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2012 05:34 PM (tiOTz)

279 OK Barry, wrap it up, it's past your bedtime.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:34 PM (OT9g0)

280 Thanks for watching.  I'll get my info from you.  He trips my hate meter enough to make the lights go out.

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 24, 2012 05:34 PM (1/Jt6)

281 Harvard to cut tuition rates...

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:34 PM (UXEgP)

282 I put my own kids through college!  I will not pay for someone elses.  Period. Fuck. Period.

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:34 PM (Tl1mu)

283 How about taxing endowments of "Big Education" fucknut!

Posted by: Hedgehog at January 24, 2012 05:34 PM (5ioWZ)

284 Yes- a good education is very important.

So why are your academic records sealed you stuttering cluster fuck?

Posted by: Acme TelePrompter at January 24, 2012 05:35 PM (soZKf)

285 #LOTR advice for dealing with Politicians

-"The White Wizard approaches." "Do not let him speak. He will put a spell on us!"

-"I think a servant of the Enemy would look fairer and feel fouler.

Posted by: Shiggz Newt Warp 9.9 at January 24, 2012 05:35 PM (RfvTE)

286 282 OK Barry, wrap it up, it's past your bedtime. Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 09:34 PM (OT9g0) Bedtime for Gonzo!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:35 PM (niZvt)

287

Everyone gets to go to college, including Jackie the meth addict.

Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2012 05:35 PM (tiOTz)

288 Sorry, Barky only wants free college for the bro's and ho's not everyone.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:35 PM (rv9tS)

289 Open a checking account and get a free Churro

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:35 PM (UXEgP)

290

They live every day with the threat?

MAKE IT A FACT, douchebag.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:35 PM (Ci0JG)

291 Barry's jobs plan, a TSA goon on every doorstep

Posted by: Willy at January 24, 2012 05:35 PM (/M/rE)

292 Amnesty? Are you serious?

Posted by: Chris at January 24, 2012 05:35 PM (XGZYX)

293 Oh shit!  "The feds can't pay for ALL education costs.  The states have to do their part too...including illegal alien kids!  Great f*cking Scott!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:35 PM (NG7MG)

294 Democrats place teachers and their unions on pedestals. Teacher's unions in turn give up the $$$. It's that money laundering machine. It's also the "trun kids into mind-numbed dumbasses who are dependent on the state" machine.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:36 PM (O7ksG)

295

Big shout out to th 99%! Cut tuition!

Posted by: ErikW at January 24, 2012 05:36 PM (98qlF)

296

OooooOOOoooOOooh.

You made. A mistake.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:36 PM (Ci0JG)

297 Note: Illegal crossings don't include US guns heading south.

Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2012 05:36 PM (tiOTz)

298

There are fewer illegal aliens because there aren't any jobs here you stupid fuck.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:36 PM (rv9tS)

299 They kill Americans Americans won't kill

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:36 PM (UXEgP)

300 I wanna pull that pin off his jacket, and stick it on his forehead. Upside down.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:36 PM (E7yM+)

301 Illegals are "American through and through"??? No, they're not. Because they're not American.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 05:36 PM (X3vSL)

302 Yeah, the Teleprompter junkie with the sealed academic records is lecturing the nation about a proper education.

This fuck-wad has got to go.

Posted by: Acme TelePrompter at January 24, 2012 05:36 PM (soZKf)

303 McCain not clapping on comprehensive immigration reform

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:36 PM (OT9g0)

304 Day late, peso short.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:36 PM (fM4AU)

305 Impeach now!

Posted by: Willy at January 24, 2012 05:37 PM (/M/rE)

306 Amnesty does NOT play into his Hooverian "protect owr jerbs" trade war policy.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:37 PM (Ci0JG)

307 He's just repeating every liberal platitude in history.

Posted by: Chris at January 24, 2012 05:37 PM (XGZYX)

308 "you see..." (platitide with gratuitous and obvious example)

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:37 PM (OT9g0)

309

Would like to make a more cogent comment but decided to play the 'straw man drinking game'.  Quickly losing consciousness ... http://bit.ly/qVdDUt

Posted by: ombdz at January 24, 2012 05:37 PM (2DpoY)

310 Yes, they are American thru-and-thru, except they don't speak English, watch their own foreign language TV, and boo the American national anthem. Yup, liberal to the core!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:37 PM (niZvt)

311 If only Obama can get enough illegals ready to vote for him come Nov.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:38 PM (O7ksG)

312 I ma just waiting for him to blurt out..."Or Else!"

Posted by: Coach at January 24, 2012 05:38 PM (P85Fh)

313 they've self-deported!

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 24, 2012 05:38 PM (PddVe)

314

Now Innovate our way out of this you Innovating Muthas and save my ass

 

Michelle is talking total eclipse tours...

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:38 PM (UXEgP)

315 Steve Jobs didn't pay his fair share. Uh. Sorry, could someone put the TOTUS on the right page?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:38 PM (E7yM+)

316 Maybe his laundry list is being ignored because of all the Chinese New Year parties.

Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2012 05:38 PM (tiOTz)

317

Wow, he's campaigning against Congress.

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:39 PM (Tl1mu)

318 No, Obama. Dens don't believe in cutting regulation. Bureaucrats are their base.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 05:39 PM (X3vSL)

319 "Federally financed?". Don't you mean FUNDED asshole?

Posted by: Hedgehog at January 24, 2012 05:39 PM (5ioWZ)

320 Any word on if he is going to flood Mexican drug cartels with guns again?  It didn't work last time, but neither did the stimulus and leftists are still clamoring to try that shit again.

Posted by: Shiggz Newt Warp 9.9 at January 24, 2012 05:39 PM (RfvTE)

321

I'm tired.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:39 PM (rv9tS)

322 Yeah, Mister Energy.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:39 PM (niZvt)

323

We'll make this place look like swiss cheese

Happy Drill Here Now F*ckers?

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:39 PM (UXEgP)

324 Send me SOMETHING to sign Right Away!

Posted by: SCOAMF at January 24, 2012 05:40 PM (joSBv)

325

This guy is a lying sack of shit.

Everything he says is TOTUS bullshit.

Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2012 05:40 PM (tiOTz)

326 less on foreign oil.thats because we can't afford to buy any, or go anywhere

Posted by: Coach at January 24, 2012 05:40 PM (P85Fh)

327 Boehner is worthless.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:40 PM (fM4AU)

328

I bet he's lying.

Go for it putz. Please do. He's just saying it for the speech.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:40 PM (Ci0JG)

329 Lol. They're laughing at him.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:40 PM (E7yM+)

330

I give off Natural Gas...

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:40 PM (UXEgP)

331 I don't know what is more terrifying. The fact that this prick is prez, or that there are enough stupid motherf*s that vote for him. We are screwed.

Posted by: whiskey tango at January 24, 2012 05:41 PM (JvP2I)

332 Yeah, yea, let's all walk around with little propellors on our beanies. That'll give us all the energy we need!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:41 PM (niZvt)

333 Here's the tired energy policy speech. How about Keystone, asshole?

Posted by: ErikW at January 24, 2012 05:41 PM (98qlF)

334 Union Moneeeeee

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:41 PM (UXEgP)

335 That "btw..." was even more unpresidential than this speech already is.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:41 PM (d6QMz)

336 "I'm going to require the developers to disclose all of their chemicals".  Wow, he's pretty powerful, No? 

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:42 PM (Tl1mu)

337 Tell us about Solyndra, Barrry. Cmon.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:42 PM (OT9g0)

338 Iran is probably closing the Strait of Hormuz while he's up there chatting.

Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2012 05:42 PM (tiOTz)

339 Renewable energy sources have nearly doubled, from .01% to .0184%.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:42 PM (Ci0JG)

340

Batteries are renewable, you just recharge them

 

 

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:42 PM (UXEgP)

341 Batteries? That's the new clean technology? Fucking loser.

Posted by: ErikW at January 24, 2012 05:42 PM (98qlF)

342 Does this cocksmoker believe a fucking word he is saying?

Posted by: Hedgehog at January 24, 2012 05:42 PM (5ioWZ)

343 Government Good, yes prols, Government good, now just pull the big lever with the O next to it.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:42 PM (rv9tS)

344 I wish someone would mention Keystone.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:42 PM (d6QMz)

345 Obama stole that "All of the Above" strategy from the Republicans, Find it, commercialize it.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:42 PM (fM4AU)

346 I promise Brian will save us from needing energy

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:43 PM (UXEgP)

347

Dude... he sounds like Mitt Romney right there.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:43 PM (Ci0JG)

348 Teh dude want more Solyandras?

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:43 PM (O7ksG)

349 Natural gas...Pretty-please vote for me Pennsylvania...

Posted by: Betty Keira at January 24, 2012 05:43 PM (8d63Z)

350 I'm not gonna make it. Must. Be. Strong. I got injun blood in me.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:43 PM (E7yM+)

351 Create These Jobs !

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:43 PM (UXEgP)

352 He still talking,what time did this fucker start?

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2012 05:43 PM (7W3wI)

353 Oil is Evil? Who knew?

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:44 PM (fM4AU)

354 Now he want to change K-street from oil to farts-into-windmills. Good luck with that, bud.

Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2012 05:44 PM (tiOTz)

355 Senate hasnÂ’t passed a budget in and sits on 27 bipartisan House bills

Posted by: Shiggz Newt Warp 9.9 at January 24, 2012 05:44 PM (RfvTE)

356 I'm directing....I will.....I've decided....I am going to require....

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:44 PM (Tl1mu)

357 Condor Cuisenarts everywhere

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (UXEgP)

358 Solyundra! Lightsquared !

Posted by: willow at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (h+qn8)

359 He'll be talking until about 10:30.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (rv9tS)

360 That's what our military is for!  Clean energy! (smacks head)

Posted by: Betty Keira at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (8d63Z)

361 Is Obama sans TOTUS tonight? That would be the closest he's come to bareback since Michelle's prolapse.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (niZvt)

362

You know what? He's a competent salesman and he talks a decent game of complete and total bullshit in front of the camera. But this dude can't spend the whole campaign mugging the camera - if he tries, everyone will end up loathing him.

 

When he's not talking, what's he going to be doing? Jackshit.

 

He's quite beatable.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (Ci0JG)

363 So between now and Nov. we either get all sortsa jobs, or Obama gets all sortsa illegals to vote for him.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (O7ksG)

364 Yay we're treating the military like a fucking social experiment. Fuck this idiot.

Posted by: Hedgehog at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (5ioWZ)

365 OMG!  Obama is f*cking delusional!  The Feds are going to "help" manufacturers to be more energy efficient.  Yeah, right!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (NG7MG)

366

We're gonna put solar panels in the Grand Canyon?

Here's a proposal- let's all wear sweaters.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (OT9g0)

367 Send me the Bill ! !

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (UXEgP)

368 The SOTU drinking game had "clean energy" on the list. I have to take a break already.

Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (tiOTz)

369 We can create 20,000 energy jobs right now with the #Keystone Pipeline so far no mention of that #SOTUGOP

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (d6QMz)

370 Oh, God! Somebody shut this mutherfucker up.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (E7yM+)

371 Are those lights from Heaven?

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (fM4AU)

372 Did he just say the Navy is going to pay my electric bill?

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (joSBv)

373 Just turned the TV on.  I see the lying cocksucker on. (Yes, I'm through being civil about the SCOAMT.)

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (N2yhW)

374 Did he say 3 million windmills?

Posted by: ErikW at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (98qlF)

375 Shovel ready jobs!!!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (NG7MG)

376 Glad I'm watching this. Reminds me that I don't give a rat's hind end who runs against Obama; I'll vote for a Repub stuffed animal b4 this jerk.

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (YLyNm)

377 326 Send me SOMETHING to sign Right Away! --------------------------- How bout your resignation?

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at January 24, 2012 05:45 PM (jiwQf)

378 Bridges are crumbling !

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:46 PM (UXEgP)

379

"this new energy future...this new energy future,,,"

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:46 PM (OT9g0)

380 Lemme' know when he's done, so I can disconnect this magneto from my balls.

Posted by: franksalterego at January 24, 2012 05:46 PM (9XykO)

381 Highspeed broadband network rail line is what he meant.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 05:46 PM (N2yhW)

382 Stop bullying the Congress!

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:46 PM (d6QMz)

383

If, when this ordeal is over, Mitch doesn't send every one of these hanging curves into the left field seats, he sucks.

 

Posted by: letitbeme at January 24, 2012 05:46 PM (4uDUj)

384 My factories are wasting energy, cuz I hate money.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:46 PM (E7yM+)

385 What?? This fuckstick is going to divert the Navy budget for "clean energy" in... NEVADA??? ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING KIDDING ME???

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 05:46 PM (X3vSL)

386 Taxes on Red tape to rise....

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:46 PM (UXEgP)

387

Uh-oh, another executive order...

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:46 PM (Tl1mu)

388 How can we STILL have crumbling roads and bridges after blowing a cool $ Trillion?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:46 PM (niZvt)

389 Hey, everyone....let's just print lots more money!  Easy!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:46 PM (NG7MG)

390 Make us like Afghanistan !

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:47 PM (UXEgP)

391 Our nation's already built, fuckface.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:47 PM (fM4AU)

392 We cant afford it! jerkwad

Posted by: Miss M at January 24, 2012 05:47 PM (WJc1A)

393 I thought Oblowme likes natural and organic? There is nothing more natural and organic then oil and gas made by "Gaia"

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 24, 2012 05:47 PM (uVuwp)

394 Magneto?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:47 PM (E7yM+)

395 Housing market to be bottomed....

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:47 PM (UXEgP)

396 I fucking hate this "nation building" lie, and he just validated it. Fuck him. And fuck that cheap ass applause, you uninflrmed hacks.

Posted by: Chris at January 24, 2012 05:48 PM (XGZYX)

397 Anyone see Kerry with his broken nose and black eyes? Bet he'll leave Theresa's squeakhole alone from now on!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:48 PM (niZvt)

398 Thank me.  He wants me to pay your mortgage now.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 05:48 PM (N2yhW)

399 Shut me down now!  My God, I've got to pay my neighbors mortgage too? 

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:48 PM (Tl1mu)

400 My cat just stomped out of the room in disgust.

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 05:48 PM (joSBv)

401 Played by the Rules

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:48 PM (UXEgP)

402 Regis? Now, he's just fucking with us.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:48 PM (E7yM+)

403 The rays of light streaming down from Heaven...they are so beautiful!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 05:48 PM (piMMO)

404 What? No bailouts?

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:48 PM (fM4AU)

405

He is just plain Evil.  He's taking us down on purpose..

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:49 PM (Tl1mu)

406 Some pot in every chicken? I'll go for that!

Posted by: The chicken at January 24, 2012 05:49 PM (j+Izh)

407

Yeah!  MORE BANKING REGS!!  Of course....why didn't anyone see this solution before???  More, More MORE!!!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:49 PM (NG7MG)

408 Starting with you buds Obama

Posted by: Miss M at January 24, 2012 05:49 PM (WJc1A)

409 Regulations against irresponsible behavior..

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:49 PM (UXEgP)

410 Just TRY regulating my behavior, bitch.

Posted by: franksalterego at January 24, 2012 05:49 PM (9XykO)

411

How long does America have to pay for the Bush-hate of the Dems? That's what this crap is all about. No one could be stupid enough to believe this lyin crap.

 Heck, my hubby's already reached the statute of limitations for his ex-wife hate, and it didn't run as long as the Bush-haters trying to teach us a lesson.

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 05:49 PM (YLyNm)

412 #391 Those "shovel ready jobs" weren't quite what we thought they were. More like "public union playoffs". Those don't built bridges you know.

Posted by: King Putt at January 24, 2012 05:49 PM (5ioWZ)

413 BUSH  

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:49 PM (UXEgP)

414 Highspeed broadband network rail line is what he meant.

****

The new and improved broadband: Type a message, print it, and deliver it via high-speed rail

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 05:49 PM (piMMO)

415 Milk is a drug

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:50 PM (UXEgP)

416

THIS IS HOW OBAMA PLAYS TO MODERATES.

He runs to the right of GOP squishiness, calls them out on hypocrisy.

We must take that into mind.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:50 PM (Ci0JG)

417 Biden's asleep.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:50 PM (OT9g0)

418 401....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:50 PM (NG7MG)

419 500 reforms vs 500,000 new regs just this year.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:50 PM (E7yM+)

420 Frank-Dodd and Obamacare are FEWER regulations? Amazing.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:50 PM (niZvt)

421 Boehner's gonna barf.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 05:50 PM (piMMO)

422 No you don't.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:50 PM (d6QMz)

423 Oh, yes. Very presidential.

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 05:50 PM (joSBv)

424 So I know Who's Ass to Kick

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:50 PM (UXEgP)

425 spend spend spend. No talk of cutting the debt. Barack, we are broke and jobless. 

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:50 PM (O7ksG)

426 Spilt milk! Get it? AhhhhHaaaaaaaa!

Posted by: Lt T26 at January 24, 2012 05:51 PM (5gsHx)

427 WTF is a milk farmer? Sounds kinky.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 05:51 PM (E7yM+)

428 dumb asses stood up and clapped over a milk spill?

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 05:51 PM (YLyNm)

429 Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 09:48 PM (joSBv)

You just made my wife spew water across the counter with that one.  Winna!

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 05:51 PM (N2yhW)

430 Who isn't for mercury poisoning?

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:51 PM (fM4AU)

431 If you stupidly move left to snag the middle, Obama will (in a fashion of total bullshit and lying) go at you from the right and take the middle. From the right.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:51 PM (Ci0JG)

432 Evil Republicans support mercury poisoning.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:51 PM (OT9g0)

433 What's the over/under on Obama's I-ME-MY count?

In 2010 he referred to himself 152 times, according to Temple of Mut.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 24, 2012 05:51 PM (UESfc)

434 He is just plain Evil. He's taking us down on purpose..

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 09:49 PM (Tl1mu)

Yep and in an exuberant manner. Cocksucker can burn in hell.

Posted by: ErikW at January 24, 2012 05:51 PM (98qlF)

435 Crying over spilt milk?  No crying over Obama's armed Goons, raiding and shutting down Dairies.  Don't think Barney Frank has enough breast milk to feed customers of raided dairies.


 

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 24, 2012 05:51 PM (ADlPJ)

436

Main Street !!

 

The Trifecta x Me

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:51 PM (UXEgP)

437 Mercury poisoning , Don't you need a hazmat kit when these curly fry lights break in your home

Posted by: Coach at January 24, 2012 05:51 PM (P85Fh)

438 My God....Obama is devine.  He literally has the solution to EVERY f*cking problem not only in America, but in life itself!!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:52 PM (NG7MG)

439 No more Credit!

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:52 PM (UXEgP)

440 Awww, those poor, poor womyn, always underpaid, overcharged, and left with a wetspot in their undies. Cry me a river.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:52 PM (niZvt)

441 I thought milk was toxic now. Had a mother tell me that her undersized kid only drinks organic soy.

Posted by: dagny at January 24, 2012 05:52 PM (w+PM8)

442 A Financial Crimes Unit?!?

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 05:52 PM (d6QMz)

443

"Entrepeneurs with the best ideas." Uncle Sugar chooses who to support.. Sounds like Rick Santorum.

 

Oh good: A financial crimes unit.  

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:53 PM (OT9g0)

444

Opression monitoring for you

not so much me

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:53 PM (UXEgP)

445

Oh yeah.....Let Holder do even MORE for Americans.  Operation Gun Runner wasn't enough!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:53 PM (NG7MG)

446 What is a donkey, Alex?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2012 05:53 PM (Br3eE)

447

I usually don't feel too sorry for Congressmen, but I pity the Repubs having to sit there and listen to this in-your-face BS. Man, I'd need serious drugs to attend this in person.

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 05:53 PM (YLyNm)

448

This is what I saw in the 2004 Convention Speech, and why people started to compare him to Reagan.

 

In broad platitudes he talks up America and vague socialist boilerplate intermixed, intentionally conflating the two, and then he pads his speech with bullshit that hits republicans on the folsky commonsense right.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:53 PM (Ci0JG)

449 Turn the Page?

Posted by: Bob Seger at January 24, 2012 05:54 PM (UXEgP)

450 Yep. Just evil. Stupid and evil.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:54 PM (OT9g0)

451 Yeah let's keep underfunding SS so it goes broke quicker

Posted by: Coach at January 24, 2012 05:54 PM (P85Fh)

452 We already have laws against financial fraud.  We just don't prosecute much.

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:54 PM (Tl1mu)

453 Non existant Recovery is Fragile..

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:54 PM (UXEgP)

454 No more bailouts (unless you're a democrat crony or a union)

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:54 PM (O7ksG)

455 I could use a new unit. Any donors?

Posted by: Chaz Bono at January 24, 2012 05:54 PM (j+Izh)

456 Natrual gas?  We owe the government for developing the technology of extracting natrual gas from shale?  Does anyone of the smarter morons have a clue of what he is talking (lieing) about?

Posted by: TaiwanJoe at January 24, 2012 05:54 PM (BVWfq)

457 Git er Done

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:54 PM (UXEgP)

458 Shouldn't  this of been Obama's first State of the Union speech?

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 05:55 PM (fM4AU)

459 I give this speech 5 drool cups. He's knocking it out of the park.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 24, 2012 05:55 PM (jiwQf)

460 About 18months ago I started pleading with any republicans/conservatives who would listen, that I was convinced Mitch Daniels was the best bet for 2012 by a longshot.

Even I have been surprised how weak the GOP field became during the Cain/Bachmann/Perry/TPaw/Mitt clustermess.  Between this and his last CPAC speech, I guess we will get a good idea if Mitch would have been the right choice.

Posted by: Shiggz Newt Warp 9.9 at January 24, 2012 05:55 PM (RfvTE)

461 OMG, now he's pretending he didn't force a mere two month extension for defunding social security, instead of 12 months!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:55 PM (niZvt)

462 Making choices...pull the trigger on the revolver or go into the water cage.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2012 05:55 PM (Br3eE)

463

Here it comes.....the rich are Evil!!!!!

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 05:55 PM (Tl1mu)

464 @#$%#^&^&*  $^*#2$%  234%$%& %@^^%@%.  I'm trying to tone it down.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 05:56 PM (N2yhW)

465 Barry, how about an excess profits tax on.. Apple?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:56 PM (OT9g0)

466 Well... At least we can see Buffet hasn't banged his secretary in years...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:56 PM (niZvt)

467 say let's talk about Warren's railroad line, ok?

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 05:56 PM (YLyNm)

468 Anyone seen Warren Buffett's tax forms?.. Or, his secretary's?

Posted by: franksalterego at January 24, 2012 05:56 PM (9XykO)

469

TAX THE RICH!  Yeah...everyone who makes over..a mil....uh, everyone who makes over $250 thou.... uh, anyone who makes over $75 thou....., uh everyone who earns a living!!!!!!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:56 PM (NG7MG)

470

You asshole that 40 dollars is out of social security take it out of the federal income tax. You are not the second coming

 

Posted by: Miss M at January 24, 2012 05:56 PM (WJc1A)

471 She's the reason Baby Jesus cries

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:57 PM (UXEgP)

472 New unit?  Oxymoron?  Isn't "a unit" someone over the age of 70?  If a unit is over 70, how could a "unit" be new?

Atty Gen. should just combine Fast and Furious(ers) to go after the John Corzines, instead  creating a new "unit" to harass mortgage lenders. 

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 24, 2012 05:57 PM (ADlPJ)

473 Buffet rule. DRINK!

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 05:57 PM (OT9g0)

474 I haven't stopped laughing for the last 20 minutes.   When did The Onion become his speechwriters?

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 24, 2012 05:57 PM (UdAZG)

475 You are the 99%

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:57 PM (UXEgP)

476 Hey!  That's class warfare!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:57 PM (NG7MG)

477 yeh you can call it class warfare! and I do!

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 05:58 PM (YLyNm)

478 Obama will tell you how much you are entitled to keep!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:58 PM (NG7MG)

479 I I i I

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:58 PM (UXEgP)

480 Then pay her in fucking stock you stingy old bastard!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 05:58 PM (piMMO)

481

Meandering. Taking forever. Very vague, bam bam on to the next. Lots of emotional language but it's like outrage a la carte.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 05:58 PM (Ci0JG)

482 Or the middle class trying to live without you crawlin' up its ass.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 05:58 PM (N2yhW)

483 "Shared resoponsibility" = higher taxes for everyone

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:58 PM (NG7MG)

484 He's going to break down here soon....

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:58 PM (UXEgP)

485 The Buffet Rule. Also known as the Butt-fucked rule. You pay 35% then you pay another 30%.  That's fair , right?

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 05:59 PM (O7ksG)

486 Obama excels in no-class warfare.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 24, 2012 05:59 PM (j+Izh)

487 "please make him stop"

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 05:59 PM (niZvt)

488 The Hell Ya party...

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 05:59 PM (UXEgP)

489 I'm thinking about the day you are out of office

Posted by: Coach at January 24, 2012 05:59 PM (P85Fh)

490 I doubt he has an idea of what I'm thinking.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 05:59 PM (N2yhW)

491

Obama's greatest blow came from his drug dealer.

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 05:59 PM (NG7MG)

492 485 The "politics of envy and greed" is playing quite well in America right now, and this SOB knows it. Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 24, 2012 09:58 PM (vbh31) No. It's not.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 06:00 PM (E7yM+)

493 It gets worse every year..

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:00 PM (UXEgP)

494 Don't most SOTUS take about 30 minutes?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 06:00 PM (niZvt)

495 So now he's telling them they're a failure. He shares no responsibility for anything.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 06:00 PM (d6QMz)

496

Obama won't stop until he gets his fucking tax hikes. Job killing - government theft- money wasting tax hikes.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 06:00 PM (O7ksG)

497 What scares me to death is watching this guy lie and mislead the entire Country. Now he is playing the Washington outsider!  I am just simply stunned.

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 06:00 PM (Tl1mu)

498

Bwahahahah!

OK. Seriously, fuck 'em. Doit. I dares ya.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:00 PM (Ci0JG)

499 The next President will need to pass a pre-employment personality test.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2012 06:00 PM (Br3eE)

500 Send Me The Bill! Any Bill!

Posted by: SCOAMF at January 24, 2012 06:01 PM (joSBv)

501

I'm running for re election as an outsider.

 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 06:01 PM (OT9g0)

502 Obama--our first certifiably mentally ill president.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at January 24, 2012 06:01 PM (fuw6p)

503 Was that John Huntsman yelling "You Lie!" in Mandarin?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 06:01 PM (niZvt)

504

Nancy Pelosi hardest hit by new bill....

no not the alcohol bill for Air Force Three

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:01 PM (UXEgP)

505 c'mon talk about Citizens United again. we know you're not above it.

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 06:01 PM (YLyNm)

506 Ya think! It all because of you and you minions asshole!

Posted by: Miss M at January 24, 2012 06:01 PM (WJc1A)

507

Congressmen should pay.

They should have to pay for their chairs. You want to be in congress? $30,000.

But it's not for sale! We still elect them but then we shake them down.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:01 PM (Ci0JG)

508 1 Vote approves all bills...

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:01 PM (UXEgP)

509 Wow!  Bozama shore gonna hab a sore wrist tomorrah night aftuh signin' all dem new spendin' bills.

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 06:01 PM (NG7MG)

510 RT @politicalmath Obama's solution to deficit is raising taxes. Also, we've spent $187 million since he started talking.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 06:01 PM (d6QMz)

511

Let's see if the stupid shits on the left side of the isle clap as he blames them for stuff.

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 06:01 PM (Tl1mu)

512 God, I have to take a leak. I don't know if I can come back to this fucking pack of lies.

Posted by: King Putt at January 24, 2012 06:01 PM (5ioWZ)

513 Here comes the "obstruction" bullcrap.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 06:02 PM (O7ksG)

514 This had better be this fuckers last SOTU.Newt,Mitt,ANYBODY,I don't give a shit.We need to unite and excise this cancer.

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2012 06:02 PM (7W3wI)

515 Say, did I mention I was a lecturer? Watch me lecture Congress

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 06:02 PM (YLyNm)

516 Oh oh, he's going to threaten dictatorship...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 06:02 PM (niZvt)

517 I am the one you have been waiting for !

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:02 PM (UXEgP)

518 Lower the temperature in DC? Send in Algore to testify on global warming.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2012 06:02 PM (Br3eE)

519 Consolidate Power?  What?  Did he just say that?

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 06:02 PM (Tl1mu)

520 Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 06:02 PM (d6QMz)

521 I fly your plane and I wave at you from it

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:03 PM (UXEgP)

522

To. The. Right.

Barack Obama is running a tepid bullshit tea party.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:03 PM (Ci0JG)

523 If that is true, he must believe we are totally fucking stupid.  Seriously.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 06:03 PM (N2yhW)

524 God, Justice Kagan looks like Liza Minelli after botched plastic surgery with an electric kitchen knife.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 06:03 PM (niZvt)

525 This "man" lives in the same house as Adams, Lincoln and Reagan did.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 24, 2012 06:03 PM (PddVe)

526 Obama just flubbed the Lincoln line.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 06:03 PM (fM4AU)

527 Seriously, DUDE, they have fucking rays of light shining on him as if he were Jesus himself!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 06:03 PM (piMMO)

528

We don't need a House and a Senate or a seperation of powers. We just need king obozo.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 06:04 PM (O7ksG)

529 We need someone who will call his bullshit, roust rightwingers to his cause, and deny Obama this veil of folksy commonsense moderation.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:04 PM (Ci0JG)

530 We want a smarter government so we say Later dude

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:04 PM (UXEgP)

531 Awful, awful speech. Long, meanderng and pointless.. Is there any theme here? Bueller? Anyone?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 06:04 PM (OT9g0)

532 Yeh, I'm a uniter alright. I wouldn't call this a SOTUS, I think he just collated some of his road campaign speeches for the last 4 years. SOS SOS

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 06:04 PM (YLyNm)

533

Can America achieve you shutting up?

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 06:04 PM (NG7MG)

534 Obama just flubbed the Lincoln line.
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So you heard it, too? I thought the scotch was listening for me.

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 06:04 PM (joSBv)

535 Feed the Gators..They'll eat us last

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:05 PM (UXEgP)

536 Yeah, the reach Obama wants to decimate.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 06:05 PM (niZvt)

537 Iran, not so much...

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:05 PM (UXEgP)

538 528 If that is true, he must believe we are totally fucking stupid. Seriously.
----   We might be!   I can tell you now, if we were to nominate McCain again, he would totally lie down. He would call off the troops. He would silence everyone and basically, agree with Obama, we're all very reasonable people, nothing controversial here.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (Ci0JG)

539 Who let Miss Piggy into the room?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (niZvt)

540 532 Seriously, DUDE, they have fucking rays of light shining on him as if he were Jesus himself!

I've never seen that before. Truly amazing. He must be the one.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (fM4AU)

541 I'm not watching.  My dad has the volume cranked up in the other room.  Barry is cranked up in the well of the House.

Posted by: huerfano at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (lXi+d)

542 ObamaCare isn't what it is - a huge waste of tax payer money.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (O7ksG)

543 OSAMA! QADDAFI! ARAB SPRING! YEARRRGH!

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (OT9g0)

544 Remember who won the war, bitchez!

Posted by: SCOAMF, Nobel Peace Prize Winner at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (joSBv)

545 Those lights are seriously high-school play. Are we supposed to be stupid enough to be impressed by rays of light from the light booth?

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (YLyNm)

546 We think we may have been wrong about the winds of change...

Posted by: Scorpions at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (UXEgP)

547 486 Meandering. Taking forever. Very vague, bam bam on to the next. Lots of emotional language but it's like outrage a la carte. ---------------------------- Gallup poll indicated that Americans wanted to hear specifics tonight from Obama. We are a perpetually hopeful people aren't we?

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (jiwQf)

548 Hillary's xanax are kicking in.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (fM4AU)

549 Oh my Gawd.  Hillary is approaching Thomas scary.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (N2yhW)

550 Those general look so totally resentful of being forced to be there.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (niZvt)

551 Get this jerk out of Washington, and his fat angry black wife too!

Posted by: Miss M at January 24, 2012 06:06 PM (WJc1A)

552

Obama is just too reasonable.

 

We can't attack him directly. It will alienate moderates.

 

We'd basically be fucking endorsing him again.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:07 PM (Ci0JG)

553 Justified is on. Fuck this fucking lying fuck.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2012 06:07 PM (X3vSL)

554 Arab Spring Break 2012! Show us your tits while you're getting stoned.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 06:07 PM (E7yM+)

555 That "wave across the middle east and north Africa is called the FUCKING MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD asshole! Fuck you!

Posted by: Hedgehog at January 24, 2012 06:07 PM (5ioWZ)

556

Iran is now cowed!  Obama has spoken!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 06:07 PM (NG7MG)

557 To. The. Right.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:07 PM (Ci0JG)

558 Does anyone have a camera on Gingrich?

Posted by: Jean at January 24, 2012 06:08 PM (qjHIb)

559

Another McCain, and Bambi will get to run as the democrat AND the republican.

 

And no one will call him on it.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:08 PM (Ci0JG)

560 How can he just stand up there and LIE like that.

Posted by: Coach at January 24, 2012 06:08 PM (P85Fh)

561 Obams's saber blade fell off while he was rattling it.

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 06:08 PM (NG7MG)

562 557 Obama is just too reasonable. We can't attack him directly. It will alienate moderates. We'd basically be fucking endorsing him again. Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 10:07 PM (Ci0JG) Snark or severe retardation? Answer: B

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 06:08 PM (E7yM+)

563

Look at Iran

Not the part where I let citizens be killed

the part where they sink a carrier in the straits of Hormuz as a monument to their Persian Spring

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:08 PM (UXEgP)

564 And I still believe in unicorns and rainbows.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 06:09 PM (OT9g0)

565 Why would Gingrich be there?

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 06:09 PM (O7ksG)

566 Oh man can you imagine what's in McConnell's head right now? He's listened to a lot of crap speeches thru the years but I bet his head's about to go boom

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 06:09 PM (YLyNm)

567 Is Biden repeatedly checking his Blackberry?

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 06:09 PM (d6QMz)

568

 It will alienate moderates.

I can't believe there are people left who haven't picked sides.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 24, 2012 06:09 PM (PddVe)

569 This guy is such a fucking liar.  Anyone who tells you otherwise...doesn't know what they're talking about.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 24, 2012 06:09 PM (23xg+)

570 America is Back. In 1978.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 06:09 PM (niZvt)

571 Americans don't know what they are talking about...

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:09 PM (UXEgP)

572 FACT: Obama admin. has imposed more regulations per year costing >$100 million than Bush or Clinton #SOTUGOP

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 06:09 PM (d6QMz)

573 Oh sure....Obama's influence in the world is huge....just f*cking huge.  I mean, Bozobama says it's so.

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 06:10 PM (NG7MG)

574 No We Can't !

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:10 PM (UXEgP)

575 Doubleplusungood.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 06:10 PM (OT9g0)

576 That's a drink X 30

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:10 PM (UXEgP)

577

Snark or severe retardation? Answer: B

Grade: F

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:10 PM (Ci0JG)

578 He's going to break Clinton's record long SOTU isn't he? Just in case he doesn't get another chance.

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 06:10 PM (joSBv)

579 Is it safe to come out of hiding yet?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 24, 2012 06:10 PM (0I4YH)

580 Those lights are seriously high-school play. Are we supposed to be stupid enough to be impressed by rays of light from the light booth?

****
Can you begin to imagine what he will be like if he does win again?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 06:10 PM (piMMO)

581

come to think of it, he looks yellow on my tv, too. mebbe he's using the same body makeup Beyonce used for that light-color pic.

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 06:10 PM (YLyNm)

582 Hey!  Is Sarkozy paying attention?

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 06:11 PM (NG7MG)

583 Obama's working fast and furious to keep guns out of Mexico.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 06:11 PM (fM4AU)

584 Is Biden repeatedly checking his Blackberry?
Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 10:09 PM

Playing Angry Birds?

Posted by: huerfano at January 24, 2012 06:11 PM (lXi+d)

585 oh now he is a master of defense strategy

Posted by: Coach at January 24, 2012 06:11 PM (P85Fh)

586 Not yet, PA.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 06:11 PM (N2yhW)

587 And I end by soluting the people who have to salute ME

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:11 PM (UXEgP)

588 Oh my God, is this still going on? I figured it'd be done by now. My dear husband is taking one for the team and watching. I can hear Bammy intoning his inanities from beneath husband's headphones.

Posted by: MDH3 at January 24, 2012 06:12 PM (GKyUC)

589 He's sepia toned.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 24, 2012 06:12 PM (PddVe)

590 Huh?  I thought he already plowed this stimulous ground...

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 06:12 PM (NG7MG)

591

Playing Angry Birds?

New high score.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 06:12 PM (OT9g0)

592 565 How can he just stand up there and LIE like that.


Because he's a sociopath.  No conscience.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at January 24, 2012 06:12 PM (fuw6p)

593 Michelle looks angry.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 06:12 PM (fM4AU)

594 Oh...so he admits he's talking in circles!

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 06:12 PM (NG7MG)

595

vets to be Cops

Sick animals hardest hurt

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:13 PM (UXEgP)

596 this speech is like when you clean out the fridge the day b4 payday - just throw everything in that damn soup

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 06:13 PM (YLyNm)

597 Four paragraphs left.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 06:13 PM (d6QMz)

598 571 Why would Gingrich be there? ---------------------- Debate prep.

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at January 24, 2012 06:13 PM (jiwQf)

599

Hey, did you guys hear that?  The President of the United States is talking about my health-care plan!  Mine!

Posted by: Mitt Romney

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2012 06:13 PM (3wBRE)

600 "brings me back to where I began" Kenya?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 06:13 PM (niZvt)

601 ...Except when they're allocating promotions...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2012 06:13 PM (Br3eE)

602 599....no that's her, "I'm hungry" look

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 06:13 PM (NG7MG)

603 He has NO RIGHT speaking about our military like he knows what the hell it is like in battle

Posted by: Coach at January 24, 2012 06:14 PM (P85Fh)

604 Do our troops march into battle anymore?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 06:14 PM (OT9g0)

605 Mr. Military persona ain't workin' At All, Barky.

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 06:14 PM (joSBv)

606 ...or hermaphrodite...

Posted by: Lt T26 at January 24, 2012 06:14 PM (5gsHx)

607 Speaking as what I've heard....I'm the guy that actually got OBL

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:14 PM (UXEgP)

608 He's given the same crappy speech 3 times already; just mixing it up for retards like whatshisface.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 06:14 PM (E7yM+)

609 For the third time tonight, I Won The War!

Posted by: SCOAMF, Nobel Peace Prize Winner at January 24, 2012 06:14 PM (joSBv)

610 You are the Greatest Tool sir!

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:14 PM (UXEgP)

611

He's got too much nerve.  Talking like he knows what it's like to be a soldier. 

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 06:15 PM (Tl1mu)

612 Hillary's a big girl. She completely recovered from me kicking her ass, and now she LOVES me!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 06:15 PM (piMMO)

613 Oh here he goes, I kilt Osama.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 06:15 PM (N2yhW)

614 Here the retard is spiking the Bin Laden football again. How the fuck would he know why these real men fight. What a POS.

Posted by: Hedgehog at January 24, 2012 06:15 PM (5ioWZ)

615 mandatory Hillary shout out to patch up bad PR from news this week about how he used personal attacks on her during 2008 contest

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 06:15 PM (YLyNm)

616 He's trying so hard to sound like Reagan here and failing.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 06:15 PM (d6QMz)

617 He IS going for the record.

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 06:15 PM (joSBv)

618 He is looking like a parody.....

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:15 PM (UXEgP)

619 Too bad we can't trust YOU, ain't it, Barky?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 06:15 PM (niZvt)

620 He doesn't have my back.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 06:16 PM (N2yhW)

621 hey we built this city

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 06:16 PM (YLyNm)

622

Obama respects the flag so much he won't put his hand over his heart when everyone else says the pledge of allegiance.

Posted by: So Cal Jim at January 24, 2012 06:16 PM (NG7MG)

623 No, this nation is great because we're all free individuals.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 24, 2012 06:16 PM (fM4AU)

624 I made it! What did I win?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 24, 2012 06:16 PM (E7yM+)

625 Thank God, the last SOTU from this asshole.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 06:16 PM (N2yhW)

626 Is he saluting the "corpse-man" and telling them how to do their jobs yet?  This guy is delusional and dangerous.

Posted by: Shiggz Newt Warp 9.9 at January 24, 2012 06:16 PM (RfvTE)

627

Barry, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

 

Wait- this is a time of trial? I thought the US was back.  

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 24, 2012 06:16 PM (OT9g0)

628

Wait He Blessed us?

I'm voting for him!

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:16 PM (UXEgP)

629 He's doing that whisper thing like Dana Carvey when he did the GHW Bush imatation

Posted by: Lt T26 at January 24, 2012 06:16 PM (5gsHx)

630 I don't mean in the rotunda, I mean at some seafood shack in FL screaming at the TV.

Posted by: Jean at January 24, 2012 06:17 PM (qjHIb)

631 God doesn't like being mocked, so you better watch out

Posted by: Miss M at January 24, 2012 06:17 PM (WJc1A)

632 All right I need to go watch some movie full of things getting blown up after that.

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 06:17 PM (joSBv)

633 Of course, Mika will be exercising Mr. Fishfinger over his performance tomorrow on Morning Joe. Ugh.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 06:17 PM (niZvt)

634 In the last 3 years I have heard his malignant voice fewer than ten times. Any more than that and my brain would go into emergency shutdown. I hate emergency shutdown.

Posted by: eman at January 24, 2012 06:17 PM (g08ab)

635 bret baier says he got 85 interruptions to applaud. no, bret , they were just trying to make him stop

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 06:17 PM (YLyNm)

636 Most of the Republican members couldn't wait to get out of there.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 06:17 PM (d6QMz)

637  So sing-Songy.  Want to vomit.  

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 24, 2012 06:19 PM (ADlPJ)

638 Obama, like Paul Krugman, doesn't understand free markets and freedom. Just stealing from one guy to pay the guy who will pad your campaign.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 06:19 PM (O7ksG)

639 Ah, yes! The Mummy is on AMC. Lots of stuff gets blown up in that.

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 06:19 PM (joSBv)

640 Oh dear Lord. Did I hear that Herman Cain is following up tonight? Someone please tell me that was a joke.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 06:19 PM (piMMO)

641

hey at least he spoke to Hillary at this SOTUS. Remember when they were running against each other at Bush 2008 SOTUS and Obama refused to shake her hand or recognize her?

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 06:19 PM (YLyNm)

642 can they fit any more choad in their mouths?

Posted by: Lt T26 at January 24, 2012 06:19 PM (5gsHx)

643 I thought it was awful but I think the part where he promised Utopia will play well with voters who don't pay attention to details.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 06:20 PM (d6QMz)

644 Mitch Daniels, dressed in full Viking regalia, is next.

Posted by: eman at January 24, 2012 06:20 PM (g08ab)

645 hey at least he spoke to Hillary at this SOTUS. Remember when they were running against each other at Bush 2008 SOTUS and Obama refused to shake her hand or recognize her?

He cannot afford to piss her off right now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 06:20 PM (piMMO)

646 I just bounced downstairs (where the TV is), and caught a couple minutes of the speech.  The Won managed to take credit, again!, for the death of OBL, while acknoledging that some SEALS may be democrat or republican.  This was just after he thanked the military, by checking off the list of various racial and social groups they may align with.  Way to continue the Balkanization of America, even as the rest of us continue to move beyond it.  I loathe this man.

Notable: I went downstairs to grab a beverage, and turned on the TV to see who is carrying the rebuttal.  I did not see it in my Comcast guide, so I need some help from the horde on this one.  Daniels may not have run for president, as I feel he should have, but I would still enjoy seeing him light this pinko lightweight right the fuck up on national TV.  Help a man out, morons.

Posted by: StPatrick_ at January 24, 2012 06:20 PM (lJJMb)

647 646 Ah, yes! The Mummy is on AMC. Lots of stuff gets blown up in that. Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 10:19 PM (joSBv) Really? I thought I saw Hillary watching the speech.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 24, 2012 06:20 PM (niZvt)

648

McConnell? Was that that bitch McConnell scrambling to shake hands with the magical POTUS?

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:20 PM (Ci0JG)

649 I want Brit Hume to do the rebuttal!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 06:20 PM (piMMO)

650 man that must be some drugs there in DC

Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 06:21 PM (YLyNm)

651 CC, she's fast on her feet for an old broad.

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 06:21 PM (joSBv)

652 McConnell? Was that that bitch McConnell scrambling to shake hands with the magical POTUS?
***

I didn't see it but, if he did, I hope he broke a fucking finger doing it

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 06:21 PM (piMMO)

653 So thats what a cock with ears sounds like huh?

Posted by: Berserker at January 24, 2012 06:21 PM (FMbng)

654 man that must be some drugs there in DC Posted by: parentofed at January 24, 2012 10:21 PM (YLyNm) There are two: money and power.

Posted by: eman at January 24, 2012 06:22 PM (g08ab)

655 Checking in, I've been enjoying the replay of the Rocco Mediate/Tiger Woods playoff match in the US Open. Far, far better than enduring the SOTU by the SCOAMF. No guilt for doing so. 

Posted by: RM at January 24, 2012 06:22 PM (wbM1g)

656 So the SOTU of course is a politicians self promotion blah blah blah.. So they are usually about 1/3 lies and "improvements" on the truth.  This one sounded like about 2/3 straight lies and heavy distortions.

Posted by: Shiggz Newt Warp 9.9 at January 24, 2012 06:23 PM (RfvTE)

657 "A fascinating speech to watch"  --Chris Wallace

Jeebus.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 06:23 PM (N2yhW)

658 I give up..I'll vote for anyone the R's run

Posted by: SoL at January 24, 2012 06:23 PM (s9MGD)

659 660 So thats what a cock with ears sounds like huh?

Posted by: Berserker at January 24, 2012 10:21 PM (FMbng)

No, that's what a limp dick with ears sounds like.  The O speaking = limp dick.  The O acting = a big throbber to the backside of this country.  Only lefties and the inner circle are allowed lube.

Posted by: StPatrick_ at January 24, 2012 06:23 PM (lJJMb)

660 My eldest watched. She reports having rage-eaten an entire box of fruit snacks, cramming them in her mouth and screaming at the screen.

Posted by: MDH3 at January 24, 2012 06:24 PM (GKyUC)

661 We shared candy.  Jeebus Deux.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 06:24 PM (N2yhW)

662 Did Obama say anything that was true in that speech?

Posted by: An Observation at January 24, 2012 06:24 PM (ylhEn)

663 Did anyone DVR this? Someone has to do a grab on those shots him basking in the heavenly light.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 06:24 PM (piMMO)

664 and Wow  Just Wow...

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:25 PM (UXEgP)

665 "A fascinating speech to watch" --Chris Wallace

****

Um Hmmm. Think about it. That cuts both ways.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 06:25 PM (piMMO)

666 Even with the help of a glass of scotch and my fellow Morons I couldn't take it anymore.  I had to walk away.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 24, 2012 06:26 PM (JKNDp)

667 So at the end some talking head said. "The Republicans are going to try to make this election a referendum on the president and his policies." -Uhhhhh, Brilliant insight there dunce. No wonder you get the big bucks.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at January 24, 2012 06:26 PM (SzAZ7)

668 The first C-SPAN caller is an idiot.

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 06:26 PM (d6QMz)

669 Did Obama say anything that was true in that speech?

Posted by: An Observation at January 24, 2012 10:24 PM (ylhEn)


I think he mentioned he was elected president. That unfortunately is true.

Posted by: Jones at January 24, 2012 06:27 PM (8sCoq)

670 Did Obama say anything that was true in that speech?
----------
God Bless America?

No, even the sincerity of that is questionable, coming from him.

Posted by: Retread at January 24, 2012 06:27 PM (joSBv)

671 Posted by: Ohio Dan

No shame there.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2012 06:27 PM (N2yhW)

672 "A fascinating speech to watch" --Chris Wallace

a plane crash is fascinating, in a way

Posted by: Jones at January 24, 2012 06:28 PM (8sCoq)

673 Holy crap!  That was so bad.. even the Dems only grudgingly clapped for this nonsense.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 24, 2012 06:28 PM (UTq/I)

674 Obama could take a dump on a paralyzed child on live TV and millions of Americans (and Mexicans) would vote for him. "His poo heals. He was just trying to help."

Posted by: eman at January 24, 2012 06:28 PM (g08ab)

675
If, when this ordeal is over, Mitch doesn't send every one of these hanging curves into the left field seats, he sucks.
Posted by: letitbeme




Well, let's put it this way.  According to the pre-crime transcript of Daniel's remarks, he intendeds to use the term "gender" instead of sex like a good little beta.

So, the final speech to the Spartans at the Warm Gates it ain't.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2012 06:30 PM (3wBRE)

676 Don't fuck it up, Mitch!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 06:31 PM (piMMO)

677

Watching Mitch, and understanding why he didn't run.

 

Posted by: letitbeme at January 24, 2012 06:34 PM (4uDUj)

678

Anyone watching the response?

Good on content but, possibly worse than the SOTU, boring the piss out of me.

Mitch is a monotonous man, to be certain.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:35 PM (Ci0JG)

679 All he had to do was print out my comments, synch them up and Booyah!

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 24, 2012 06:37 PM (UXEgP)

680

If, when this ordeal is over, Mitch doesn't send every one of these hanging curves into the left field seats, he sucks.

------

I have good news, and bad news.

The good news is, I lied. There's not really any good news.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:37 PM (Ci0JG)

681
"The status of 'loyal opposition' imposes on those out of power some serious responsibilities: to show respect for the Presidency and its occupant, to express agreement where it exists. Republicans tonight salute our President, for instance, for his aggressive pursuit of the murderers of 9/11, and for bravely backing long overdue changes in public education. I personally would add to that list admiration for the strong family commitment that he and the First Lady have displayed to a nation sorely needing such examples.

via transcript





"Let me start out by mentioning all the things I just love about President Obama.."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2012 06:38 PM (3wBRE)

682 Great use of sarcasm!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 06:38 PM (piMMO)

683 Damn Obamas speech was just more bullshit than I could stand. He lost me at teaching to the test. So lets get rid of test then to see if   Mary is smarter than Johnny. Everybody gets a cookie.

Posted by: robtr at January 24, 2012 06:39 PM (MtwBb)

684 I don't want a rock star. I want points to be made and ocluterbumble to be called out. THAT, is happening.

Posted by: giftogab at January 24, 2012 06:39 PM (ADPa1)

685 hey its Mr Excitement; guess the 'pubs want counter the rabid Gingrich horde image with quietly, competent financial advisor and insurance salesman look.

Posted by: Jean at January 24, 2012 06:40 PM (qjHIb)

686

Hey - he just woke up a bit.

He's still damnably boring, but he's actually alive now, not just some kind of freaky uncanny-valley voice-to-speech teleprompter reader.

Why they 'manage' these guys into unpalatable pap I will never understand. However bad he would have done, he'd probably have done better than he did for most of it, if he'd just done the whole thing halfass extemporaneously.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:40 PM (Ci0JG)

687 Can't imagine why his wife was banging someone else. He looks like a tiger in the sack.

Posted by: Hedgehog at January 24, 2012 06:40 PM (5ioWZ)

688 I was proud of Presdant Obama tonight, so damn proud that I voted for him. He is right that anybody who makes more than $50,000 should pay at least 50% in fedaral imcone tax. Another grate speech by our presadant.......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Obama-boro (Old Brattleboro), Vermont at January 24, 2012 06:40 PM (Te1S8)

689 I'm switching from Nyquil to Mitch Daniels this winter.

Posted by: Cast Iron at January 24, 2012 06:40 PM (EL+OC)

690

Fuck you Mitch Daniels!

and your "Safety Net"

it don't need saving, it's needs dying, before it kills us all!

Posted by: Ron Paul is the worst politician ever... except for all the others. at January 24, 2012 06:41 PM (m6OUa)

691 Wow!

Mitch Daniels really..... sucked...

Posted by: Acme TelePrompter at January 24, 2012 06:41 PM (soZKf)

692 Mitch can be taught ho to moderate his voice. Obama cannot be taught not to be a lying son of a bitch.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 06:41 PM (piMMO)

693

Diane Sawyer - who is giddy when talking about democrats, had a scowl on her face as she and that other twepy democrat cut off Mitch Daniels.

Mitch was perfect.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 06:42 PM (O7ksG)

694

684....

 

as a staunch conservative,i doubt that daniels could have given that speech in full view wearing assless chaps and anybody would have noticed....

 

he might be very sharp,but,not for this kind of speech......good grief....

Posted by: russ hines at January 24, 2012 06:42 PM (GkHqV)

695

And now delivering the GOP rebuttal, ESPN NFL analyst John Clayton.

 

Posted by: letitbeme at January 24, 2012 06:42 PM (4uDUj)

696 Well swearsies- David Brooks just said on PBS- "I'm weeping inside-that I didn't see a speech like this on the campaign trail."

Posted by: tasker at January 24, 2012 06:42 PM (r2PLg)

697 I thought Mitch was awesome.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 06:42 PM (O7ksG)

698
Contrary to the President's constant disparagement of people in business, it's one of the noblest of human pursuits. The late Steve Jobs - what a fitting name he had

via transcript




What, Steve?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2012 06:43 PM (3wBRE)

699

Mitch you are and ignorant slut.

dumbass, stuck-on-stupid, GOP idiot!

Safety Net, my ass, it's a Slavers Net!

 

(yeah, I get upset about it, you should too)

 

Posted by: Ron Paul is the worst politician ever... except for all the others. at January 24, 2012 06:43 PM (m6OUa)

700 Mitch Daniels looks and sounds like Mr. Burns

Posted by: Acme TelePrompter at January 24, 2012 06:43 PM (soZKf)

701 JimPethokoukis WSJ: Obama to Propose Mortgage-Refinance Plan (as I predicted on Jan. 4) http://t.co/84hljl4T

Posted by: M80B at January 24, 2012 06:44 PM (d6QMz)

702 That a boy Mitch, you;ll be President some day.

Posted by: Dick Armey at January 24, 2012 06:44 PM (EL+OC)

703 State of the Union Address 2012 Post: Notes and Comments from A Conservative Teacher http://tinyurl.com/89jcunf

Posted by: A Conservative Teacher at January 24, 2012 06:45 PM (WwXHu)

704
There is a second item on our national must-do list: we must unite to save the safety net. Medicare and Social Security have served us well, and that must continue. But after half and three quarters of a century respectively, it's not surprising that they need some repairs. We can preserve them unchanged and untouched for those now in or near retirement, but we must fashion a new, affordable safety net so future Americans are protected, too.

via transcript



Tweeks!  Mere tweeks!


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2012 06:46 PM (3wBRE)

705 Mitch Daniels just made drying paint.... exciting.

Posted by: Acme TelePrompter at January 24, 2012 06:47 PM (soZKf)

706 Mitch looks better than old plumb wild-eyed gingrich.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 06:47 PM (O7ksG)

707

Fox panel was really hardcore hot for Mitch.

Bestest SOTU response evah.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:47 PM (Ci0JG)

708 Mitch's dick is at home, in the freezer.

Posted by: eman at January 24, 2012 06:48 PM (g08ab)

709

It probably was a great response - in writing.

I look forward to reading his speech tomorrow. I'm sure I'll find it quite lovely in the text format.

His delivery however, added nothing. Detracted even. He just sounded like some very stiff guy monotonously reading a speech.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:49 PM (Ci0JG)

710 I get the feeling that this was Mitch's casting audition

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2012 06:50 PM (piMMO)

711
As a loyal opposition, who put patriotism and national success ahead of party or ideology or any self-interest, we say that anyone who will join us in the cause of growth and solvency is our ally, and our friend. We will speak the language of unity.

via transcript




"Take my wife, please.  No, I'm serious, go right ahead..."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2012 06:50 PM (3wBRE)

712 I liked it. I thought it was mature.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 06:51 PM (O7ksG)

713 You know I felt Daniels was awesome.He hit all the right things. I'll take him any day over Obama or Mr. bluster Newt. Sometimes you don't have to shout to get your message out....

Posted by: The terrorist Hobbit formerly known as Donna at January 24, 2012 06:52 PM (qmF3d)

714 The reason a real conservative that we desperately need doesn't run, is because the press won't allow it.  I certainly couldn't run.  I don't know of a human perfect enough to pass the media net.  Christ, seems they would dig up your first grade teacher to tell the world that you sexually harassed her when you accidently ran into her ass during a kick ball game. They gave Obama a pass on pot smoking and cocaine sniffing and hanging with a terrorist.  Who would want to run?  Politicians just suck.

Posted by: DailyDish at January 24, 2012 06:52 PM (Tl1mu)

715 The end was a little mushy. The right keeps forgetting that the pols aren't just talking to the hard core right. They are talking to every dumb ass willing to listen, ilncluding obama voters. We are try to win a majority.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 06:53 PM (O7ksG)

716 Actuary! Starring, Mitch Daniels! Tonight's episode: "Fatal Deduction"

Posted by: eman at January 24, 2012 06:54 PM (g08ab)

717

At this point I'd love for the rumors to be true. Remove rino Romney and bug-eyed baggage Newt and put in Daniels. I'd take it.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 06:55 PM (O7ksG)

718

Now honestly.

How stupid does Herman Cain sound now bitches? TEA PARTY!

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:57 PM (Ci0JG)

719

this "Safety Net" will be the death of us, the numbers don't lie, and tweaking the egdes won't cut it.

the "Safety Net" is a dead man walking you silly RINO idiots.

the only choice left is whether we kill it before it kills us.

Posted by: Ron Paul is the worst politician ever... except for all the others. at January 24, 2012 06:57 PM (m6OUa)

720

Cain's not as smart as Mitch Daniels, but he's not asleep either.

People PAY to see Herman Cain.

People struggle to see Mitch Daniels because their eyelids keep falling.

How are you going to educate the electorate if they're in a coma and/or crawling out the window?

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 06:58 PM (Ci0JG)

721 Lets run on ending all safely nets and watch Obama not just win - but win in a landslide. Diane Sawyer is giddy.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 07:02 PM (O7ksG)

722 On the way home heard thaddeus mccotter being interviewed about SOTU on the John Batchelor show.  Now that was one fabulous critique.

If you guys are talking brokered convention...you need to take a look at thaddeus mccotter.  This is a man who pulls no punches, tells it like it is, graciously and skillfully and still get a joke in there.  He might be exactly who the country needs and they don't know it yet.

Posted by: ambrosia at January 24, 2012 07:03 PM (oZfic)

723 "728 Lets run on ending all safely nets and watch Obama not just win - but win in a landslide. Diane Sawyer is giddy. Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 11:02 PM (O7ksG) ok, let's all deny reality until it jumps up and bites our heads off, what could go wrong?

Posted by: Ron Paul is the worst politician ever... except for all the others. at January 24, 2012 07:05 PM (m6OUa)

724 McCotter is a union shill, check his donations and voting record.

Posted by: Ron Paul is the worst politician ever... except for all the others. at January 24, 2012 07:06 PM (m6OUa)

725 731 I didn't watch this asshole can't stand to listen to the liar. Lowers my IQ. Did the Repunks Oblige the Rats by sitting next to the commie rat bastards or did they sit on their own side of the room? Posted by: Concealed Kerry or SubMitt at January 24, 2012 11:06 PM (tHnoW) most of them bought carnations for their dates, stupid idiots that they are...

Posted by: Ron Paul is the worst politician ever... except for all the others. at January 24, 2012 07:07 PM (m6OUa)

726
Actuary!

Starring, Mitch Daniels!

Tonight's episode: "Rate of No Return"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2012 07:08 PM (3wBRE)

727 At this point I'd love for the rumors to be true. Remove rino Romney and bug-eyed baggage Newt and put in Daniels. I'd take it.

Posted by: whatever at January 24, 2012 10:55 PM (O7ksG)


Yeah, that would put me firmly in the "swallow, not spit" category, too.  Somethin' to add to the prayer list.  He sure does have bad hair, though, is that a dealbreaker for the indies?

Posted by: Peaches at January 24, 2012 07:16 PM (Hv+h2)

728 my congresscritter, Tim Johnson (R, IL-15th) sat with a little democrap butt-buddy.

Posted by: Ron Paul is the worst politician ever... except for all the others. at January 24, 2012 07:16 PM (m6OUa)

729
@735

When President Barack Obama enters the U.S. House chamber tonight to deliver his State of the Union address, his audience will include Florida U.S. Sens. Bill Nelson and Marco Rubio — sitting together. The pair — a two-term Democrat running for re-election and a freshman Republican in his second year — sat together last year as well.




Going steady.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2012 07:16 PM (3wBRE)

730

why are so many women so in love with the Safety Net? even most moronettes (not all) love that Slavers Net.

i don't get it, is there something in female DNA that makes them more socialistic?

 

Posted by: Ron Paul is the worst politician ever... except for all the others. at January 24, 2012 07:18 PM (m6OUa)

731 is it a "daddy" thing?

Posted by: Ron Paul is the worst politician ever... except for all the others. at January 24, 2012 07:21 PM (m6OUa)

732 Hint to GOP....


Cadavers give lousy rebuttals.

Posted by: observer at January 24, 2012 07:23 PM (2IGbS)

733 Why are conservatives so dependent on big daddy to protect them?

Posted by: Raylan at January 24, 2012 07:24 PM (pixXL)

734 744 Why are conservatives so dependent on big daddy to protect them? Posted by: Raylan at January 24, 2012 11:24 PM (pixXL) some of us want them to stop, i'm tired of the whole class warfare/national security bullshit game they play on us, so don't include me in that group, conservative i am, stupid and fearful i'm not.

Posted by: Ron Paul is the worst politician ever... except for all the others. at January 24, 2012 07:31 PM (m6OUa)

735 Amen brother. Do you think Obama will do Iran? Familiar with the Pentagon Papers? I believe Obama is so smart in this case, he has surrogates doing his work, historically speaking.

Posted by: Raylan at January 24, 2012 07:36 PM (pixXL)

736 Obama, like any President controlled by the Major Parties will do whatever their masters say.

Posted by: Ron Paul is the worst politician ever... except for all the others. at January 24, 2012 07:41 PM (m6OUa)

737

Going steady.....

-----

He's hispanic though. That makes us not-racist.

 

Priorities people. We have to do racist shit (tokenism) to seem not racist, because mexicans are morons (now THAT'S racist!).

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at January 24, 2012 07:49 PM (Ci0JG)

738 "Some may be Democrat, some may be Republican. But, it doesn't matter."

Good. Count all their votes without objections.

Oh and this classic: "Navy Seal so-and-so won't take credit. Neither will so-and-so... but I'll give it a shot!"

My Bailout Saved GM!!! followed up by BAILOUTS MUST STOP!!!

"I'm a Democrat, but I agree with Abraham Lincoln - government should only take over when it can do better for people than the people can do for themselves. Lincoln basically said to help you buy 60" tvs and pay $200 per finished square foot and live in 2500 square foot homes because that is your right as Americans. It's in there somewhere, you know, you just have to understand it. Lincoln also said, now I have to paraphrase this a bit, something like you dumbasses need my wife to help you plan your meals, you helpless losers. AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM! We can and will make windmills that power the world, but we cannot produce safe nuclear energy. Or parallel pipelines carrying oil near critical water tables. I killed Bin Laden! Good night!"

Posted by: i like anchors 2012 at January 24, 2012 07:55 PM (LCZ3l)

739 "Some people said (obviously those eeeeeevil Republicans) 'Let the auto industry die' ". The fuck they did. They said let them FAIL. I didn't give a flying fuck if Hyundai came in and bought the brick & mortar and hooked up with the vendor chain. The whole industry would still be there but they'd just be making cars with different names while wearing different uniforms that's all. Wait, payroll wouldn't be automatically taking money out of checks and direct depositing it into union coffers, either. No way in HELL the successful auto companies would pass up that golden opportunity.

Posted by: i like anchors 2012 at January 24, 2012 08:06 PM (LCZ3l)

740 Hold on...are we really suggesting that we trust Pelosi to be truthful about something that is allegedly very beneficial to her and very damaging to us???

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 24, 2012 08:58 PM (Y5I9o)

741

I have a bone to pick with whoever pull up those polls in the Live Blogging:

They had me laughing out loud so hard, I was afraid I'd wake up the fam'!!

 

On a related note, my pick for funniest quote (I only got htrough the first half is:


"The guy who does Fact Check just blew his brains out. He could only handle so much."

Posted by: Optimizer at January 24, 2012 10:22 PM (As94z)

742 That appears to have gone swimmingly. Certainly, all you chaps seem to have enjoyed it immensely. Recalling the two previous O'SOTUs, a few of you, not many but still, seemed to be expressing the sort of nuanced feelings about the President which almost imply critique - even, dare I say (and if I over-shoot here, my deepest apologies for unintended offence), disapproval (Pardon my French, but sometimes only extreme candor will do.). But now it's clear - that was all a passing phase, & once more you're entrusting him with all your idyllic dreams and fondest hopes. Jolly good show, chaps. Pip pip & all that rot. Come Biden, time for your nap.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at January 24, 2012 10:25 PM (vahvH)

743 I liked Sheriff Joe's hair cut.

Posted by: Teleprompter at January 25, 2012 06:46 AM (NbmYl)

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