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May 22, 2012

LULZ, Courtesy Wisconsin Democrats
— CAC

In a desperate bid to show the race close, the Democrats released their rumored internal poll that would show the race is a dead heat.
SEE! SEE! They shout, pointing to a poll that...still shows Walker beating Barrett, 50-47.

The same poll which gave Barrett a lead the last time they polled.

So they are bragging about losing.

This doesn't even dip the average since it is a partisan internal, but if it did, it would move the needle only a point.

Remember to vote, volunteer, and keep laughing.

Oh, and Democrats, trolls, recall fanatics and the like: go ask Senator Martha Coakley how fantastic internal polling is.

Posted by: CAC at 11:51 AM | Comments (172)
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1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2012 11:52 AM (7W3wI)

2 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 22, 2012 11:52 AM (8y9MW)

3 Why, with a poll like this maybe Obama will come campaign with Barrett!!

Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2012 11:54 AM (WkuV6)

4 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

...and still, he is a uniter. He's just not uniting who he thinks he is.

Posted by: minutemen for Mitt (formerly trainer) until the JEF is gone at May 22, 2012 11:55 AM (Rojyk)

Honestly, I wanted to laugh at this.

So I did!

Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 11:55 AM (Usk3+)

6 Don't you know you get arrested if you slander the polls!?

Posted by: Neezy Caroleezy Socialeezy Studeezy Teezy at May 22, 2012 11:56 AM (oipCQ)

The sweet tears of a thousand libs will be such balm for my soul, then I hope they all melt like the witch in The Wizard of Oz.

Actually, I don't hope that, my hopes are much darker, having to do with frantic phone calls to Oncologists and such.

Does that make me a hater?

Posted by: BIG ROB at May 22, 2012 11:56 AM (MuXag)

8 "...and keep laughing."

Always keep laughing. It drives them nuts.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 22, 2012 11:56 AM (71LDo)

9 And that's how we Slow Jam the IQ.

Posted by: Neezy Caroleezy Socialeezy Studeezy Teezy at May 22, 2012 11:57 AM (oipCQ)

10 Some guy was just caught climbing up the front of Mt. Rushmore just below the Presidents. Apparently he was looking for the union label.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 11:57 AM (Usk3+)

11 We can call it a "laugh-in".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2012 11:57 AM (I13eJ)

12 Are all the WI recalls on one ballot, the Lt Gov, etc, where they can receive a coattail effect?

Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2012 11:58 AM (szK9l)

13 Democrats: go choke on a horse cock.

Posted by: model_1066 at May 22, 2012 11:58 AM (YbQJm)

14 Remember to vote, volunteer, and keep laughing.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA111!!!!

(Howzzat?)

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 22, 2012 11:58 AM (RD7QR)

15
Ever see young men hump furniture?

or..

Has and ottoman ever looked sexy to you?

http://tinyurl.com/82tu3pj

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 22, 2012 11:58 AM (9Q7Nu)

16 13 Are all the WI recalls on one ballot, the Lt Gov, etc, where they can receive a coattail effect?

Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2012 03:58 PM (szK9l)

Good question: Single slate or individual recalls?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 22, 2012 11:59 AM (RD7QR)

17 12 We can call it a "laugh-in". Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2012 03:57 PM (I13eJ) Veeery interesting!

Posted by: Rowan and Martin's Tort Lawyers at May 22, 2012 12:00 PM (oipCQ)

18 and keep laughing.

Great idea then the squishes in the middle will start to think they're supposed to be laughing, too. Like that kid who didn't get the joke, but laughs because everyone else is.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 22, 2012 12:00 PM (8y9MW)

19 I donated $25 to Scott Walker just to say that I was a part of this victory.

Posted by: DeepBeam at May 22, 2012 12:01 PM (4JM33)

20 They overplayed their hand.
They got obnoxious and tried to intimidate people.
They will get spanked next month.

Posted by: NeoKong at May 22, 2012 12:01 PM (0d5Yb)

A white women was beaten and bitten by two black women at a McDonald's in Denver located at the corner of Colorado Blvd and Martin Luther King Blvd. The white woman told the others that their littering "wasn't cool".

'''''

No word on if the girls resemble Sasha and Malia.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 12:02 PM (Usk3+)

Stuart Varney, filling in for Cavuto, is talking about this right now....

Saying that the Dems in Wisconsin are trying to distance themselves from the Unions.....seems that they see that most people in WI are not very favorable towards the Unions.

Good! .....Signs of intelligent life in Wisconsin.

Posted by: wheatie at May 22, 2012 12:04 PM (L99Ue)

23 Honestly, I don't see what they hoped to accomplish by publishing this.

Everyone "knows" internal polls are biased (they often aren't really, but it's what people "know"), so releasing a poll which should show you ahead by a point or two (to most people) when it really shows you behind by 3... I think that's just destructive to your own cause.

If most people "know" that an internal poll is going to add, say, 3 points to your side, then they're automatically factoring that in. So most people would be seeing this as 50-44, or 53-47, or 51-45 or something like that.

None of those are good for Barrett, so why release the poll?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 22, 2012 12:04 PM (8y9MW)

24 Democrats.

Poster children for tigers eating their young.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 22, 2012 12:04 PM (UK9cE)

So...

Barrett is a Stumbling Clusterfart Of a Misinformed Fathead?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2012 12:04 PM (TOk1P)

26 Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 04:02 PM (Usk3+) Bitten? I'd have those two hos tested for rabies. That part of town is a fucking ghetto that should be incinerated.

Posted by: model_1066 at May 22, 2012 12:05 PM (YbQJm)

27
But Intrade has Barrett up by 20%!!!!!!!!

Posted by: In before the troll at May 22, 2012 12:05 PM (xDqit)

28 You know....BUSH LIED !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Frogger MacGhee at May 22, 2012 12:05 PM (48wze)

29 SUCK IT AVERAGE JACKASS

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 22, 2012 12:06 PM (akXk+)

30 Suck it Joe.

Posted by: toby928© at May 22, 2012 12:06 PM (NG097)

I still hope that the RNC will run ads there.....showing the Union goons in action, bullying people and trying to scare businesses into supporting them.

Just in case some people have short memories...or weren't paying attention.

Posted by: wheatie at May 22, 2012 12:06 PM (L99Ue)

32 On a related note: South Carolina AFL-CIO Leader Bashes Nikki Haley Pinata Email1Smaller FontTextLarger Text|Print Donna Dewitt, the outgoing president of the South Carolina AFL-CIO, is seen in this video bashing a piÃ±ata of South Carolina Governor Nikki HaleyÂ’s face while Dewitt and her colleagues were at a retreat in Columbia, S.C. Saturday afternoon. Â“Well I will say, she looks like a tough old girl here,Â” the woman says as she gears up to swing at the piÃ±ata. She repeatedly hits the piÃ±ata, which bears the phrase Â“Unions are not needed, wanted or welcome in South CarolinaÂ” below HaleyÂ’s face. In her State of the State address this year, Haley said, Â“WeÂ’ll make the unions understand full well that they are not needed, not wanted and not welcome in the state of South Carolina.Â” Dewitt whacks the piÃ±ata down and continues to wail away at it once itÂ’s fallen. Onlookers cheer her on, urging her to continue hitting the piÃ±ata. Â“Give her another whack. Whack her again,Â” a woman screams. Â“Hit her againÂ” another man says. Ain't unions swell?

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 22, 2012 12:06 PM (05RcU)

33 Jinx

Posted by: toby928© at May 22, 2012 12:06 PM (NG097)

34 Heh

Posted by: Yip in Texas at May 22, 2012 12:07 PM (Mrdk1)

35 Varney filling in for Cavuto again. The segment now is about the parties busing people to vote.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:07 PM (piMMO)

36 I'll take Politicians who beclown themselves for $200 Alex..

Posted by: Yip in Texas at May 22, 2012 12:08 PM (Mrdk1)

37 Actually, it's labor busing them in. The fella speking now said that Republicans need to get busy doing the same.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:08 PM (piMMO)

38 The segment now is about the parties busing people to vote.

So are they talking about how Walker is going for the locals, while the Dems are going for the folks from Chicago?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 22, 2012 12:08 PM (8y9MW)

>>>Â“Give her another whack. Whack her again,Â” a woman screams.
Â“Hit her againÂ” another man says.

Those campaign commercials write themselves.

Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2012 12:08 PM (VndSC)

40 Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 04:02 PM (Usk3+) Bitten? I'd have those two hos tested for rabies. That part of town is a fucking ghetto that should be incinerated.

Posted by: model_1066 at May 22, 2012 04:05 PM (YbQJm)

+++++

They'll have to find them first. They are driving a blue Caddy with a temp plate.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 12:08 PM (Usk3+)

41 So are they talking about how Walker is going for the locals, while the Dems are going for the folks from Chicago?

****

Basically.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:08 PM (piMMO)

42 He said that labor has established more than 50 pick up and drop off points for people in need of transportation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:09 PM (piMMO)

43 The NEA Today Magazine linkend to this (what I'm assuming since I can't youtube from here) propaganda film http://wearewisconsinthefilm.com/
They have a 4minute trailer at the site

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 22, 2012 12:09 PM (tf9Ne)

44 Â“Give her another whack. Whack her again,Â” a woman screams. Â“Hit her againÂ” another man says.

Those campaign commercials write themselves.
Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2012 04:08 PM (VndSC)

Too bad Haley or the RNC won't use that in any campaign add, ever.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 22, 2012 12:10 PM (UK9cE)

45 But...but...those other polls are all biased! This is the only reliable one, because Democrats never lie!

Posted by: Greggums at May 22, 2012 12:10 PM (D3kCG)

46 This is so connected to the previous thread. Break the union. Get them out of the schools. Its for the children (for real this time).

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2012 12:11 PM (Dnbau)

47 Too bad Haley or the RNC won't use that in any campaign add, ever. Posted by: Â© Sponge

Breitbart would have. Be Breitbart.

Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2012 12:11 PM (VndSC)

>>>Â“Give her another whack. Whack her again,Â” a woman screams. Â“Hit her againÂ” another man says.

++++++

As long as they didn't draw crosshairs on the pinata all is well.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 12:11 PM (Usk3+)

49 Breitbart would have. Be Breitbart.
Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2012 04:11 PM (VndSC)

Well, here's hoping his site still does. It needs to be out there, for sure.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 22, 2012 12:12 PM (UK9cE)

50 Good! .....Signs of intelligent life in Wisconsin.

^^^

Yup. Can they rub off here in OH??

*sob*

Got. To. Get. The. Hell. Out. Of. Here.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 22, 2012 12:12 PM (pLTLS)

51
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 22, 2012 04:06 PM (05RcU)

A pinata is filled with candy and treats to delight the kids who swarm all over 'em when the pinata's broken open. I didn't see any candy falling out when she beat the thing down, although that could just be the camera angle.

This is more akin to "burning in effigy", or putting Haley's face on a rifle target. You know, a classic union goon threat of violence.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2012 12:13 PM (xDqit)

>>>It needs to be out there, for sure.

A HS kid takes down an idiot teacher with YouTube. It can be used for goons too.

Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2012 12:14 PM (VndSC)

53 Hell, Obama is the pinata chock full of goodies.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:14 PM (piMMO)

Unions are almost an inoperable cancer in the public sector. They will kill the host eventually.

++++

Mixed blessing!

Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 12:15 PM (Usk3+)

55 Faceplant 31.12 Down 2.91(8.55%)

Posted by: toby928© at May 22, 2012 12:15 PM (NG097)

Can they rub off here in OH?

Can we!?

Posted by: Cheesehead Morons at May 22, 2012 12:16 PM (v9C0j)

57 Faceplant 31.12 Down 2.91(8.55%)
Posted by: toby928Â© at May 22, 2012 04:15 PM (NG097)

Yeah, it was a real fucking good idea for that asshole to give up his citizenship and move to China, now wasn't it. Left a real good taste in the investors mouths, for sure.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 22, 2012 12:17 PM (UK9cE)

58 Faceplant 31.12 Down 2.91(8.55%)

Posted by: toby928Â© at May 22, 2012 04:15 PM (NG097)

++++

It's a buy at a 10 PE. That would be a stock price of about $3.80.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 12:17 PM (Usk3+)

59 OT: Has anyone every chopped up bacon and mixed it in with ground beef for burgers instead of wrapping it around the burger or putting it on top?

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2012 12:17 PM (X6akg)

60 OT: Has anyone every chopped up bacon and mixed it in with ground beef for burgers instead of wrapping it around the burger or putting it on top?

****

Nope, but sounds yummy.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:18 PM (piMMO)

61 I wonder if the high fat content in the bacon would make the burger break apart.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:19 PM (piMMO)

62 The libs may not win, but at least they spent 9.3 million cubic metric fuckloads of cash trying.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2012 12:19 PM (61yvg)

63 ObamaÂ’s war on coal hits your electric bill By Phil Kerpen Published May 22, 2012 | FoxNews.com advertisement ObamaÂ’s War on Coal has already taken a remarkable toll on coal-fired power plants in America. Last week the U.S. Energy Information Administration reported a shocking drop in power sector coal consumption in the first quarter of 2012. Coal-fired power plants are now generating just 36 percent of U.S. electricity, versus 44.6 percent just one year ago. ItÂ’s the result of an unprecedented regulatory assault on coal that will leave us all much poorer. Last week PJM Interconnection, the company that operates the electric grid for 13 states (Delaware, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia and the District of Columbia) held its 2015 capacity auction. These are the first real, market prices that take ObamaÂ’s most recent anti-coal regulations into account, and they prove that he is keeping his 2008 campaign promise to make electricity prices Â“necessarily skyrocket.Â” The market-clearing price for new 2015 capacity Â– almost all natural gas Â– was $136 per megawatt. ThatÂ’s eight times higher than the price for 2012, which was just $16 per megawatt. In the mid-Atlantic area covering New Jersey, Delaware, Pennsylvania, and DC the new price is $167 per megawatt. For the northern Ohio territory served by FirstEnergy, the price is a shocking $357 per megawatt. Why the massive price increases? Andy Ott from PJM stated the obvious: Â“Capacity prices were higher than last year's because of retirements of existing coal-fired generation resulting largely from environmental regulations which go into effect in 2015.Â” Northern Ohio is suffering from more forced coal-plant retirements than the rest of the region, hence the even higher price. These are not computer models or projections or estimates. These are the actual prices that electric distributors have agreed to pay for new capacity. The costs will be passed on to consumers at the retail level. Outstanding! I can't wait to pay more

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 22, 2012 12:19 PM (05RcU)

64 I make a meatloaf like that. Also cheddar cheese chunks.

Posted by: toby928© at May 22, 2012 12:20 PM (NG097)

65 OT: Has anyone every chopped up bacon and mixed it in with ground beef for burgers instead of wrapping it around the burger or putting it on top?

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2012 04:17 PM (X6akg)

Done that with burgers and meatloaf (the food, not the fat, awful singer). Also, stuff the center with cheese and add onions to the mix.

Can't go wrong.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 22, 2012 12:20 PM (UK9cE)

66 Teddibly sorry for the off-topic comment, but I thought you chaps should see this right away

http://tinyurl.com/cstdz8a

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 22, 2012 12:20 PM (8sCoq)

67 How many shit-tons to the metric fuckload?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 22, 2012 12:20 PM (RD7QR)

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2012 04:17 PM (X6akg)

+++++

No, but I can't imagine anything that could go wrong with this idea. From a non-muslim perspective of course.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 12:20 PM (Usk3+)

69 How many shit-tons to the metric fuckload?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 22, 2012 04:20 PM (RD7QR)

Twelve.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 22, 2012 12:22 PM (UK9cE)

70
How many shit-tons to the metric fuckload?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 22, 2012 04:20 PM (RD7QR)

"Who is Michael Moore?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur watching Jeopardy at May 22, 2012 12:24 PM (xDqit)

71 >> How many shit-tons to the metric fuckload?

Be sure to express your answer in Courics.

Posted by: Andy at May 22, 2012 12:25 PM (5Rurq)

72 Well, here's hoping his site still does. It needs to be out there, for sure.

Front and center on Breitbart TV.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at May 22, 2012 12:26 PM (GBXon)

In the other WI thread, someone linked Zombie (I think) with a scan of an old 1950's pamphlet about the Koehler plant in Wisconsin and the unions.

I don't have the link handy but in case anyone missed it, it was a very good read regarding the unions, and not a damn thing has changed.

Posted by: Entropy at May 22, 2012 12:26 PM (TULs6)

74 61 OT: Has anyone every chopped up bacon and mixed it in with ground beef for burgers instead of wrapping it around the burger or putting it on top? Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2012 04:17 PM (X6akg) I just bought 4 pre-made pub burger patties from Cub over the weekend that had bacon and cheese mixed in them. Topped them with more bacon and more cheese. It was a moving experience for me.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at May 22, 2012 12:26 PM (4136b)

75 61OT: Has anyone every chopped up bacon and mixed it in with ground beef for burgers instead of wrapping it around the burger or putting it on top?

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2012 04:17 PM (X6akg)

Whole Foods did that for me when they were out of the pre-made burgers at the meat counter. They put blue cheese in, too....F'N AWESOME! Last meal worthy burger goodness.

Posted by: model_1066 at May 22, 2012 12:26 PM (YbQJm)

76 No more italics? How about bold?

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at May 22, 2012 12:27 PM (4136b)

77 ugh.

Friend --

When Bill Clinton ran for president in 1992, I had just started a job registering voters in Chicago.

I remember watching his campaign and thinking, wow, I've never seen a candidate like him.

I ran for president because we lost our way as a country after President Clinton left the White House. So much of the progress he helped make was rolled back. And so much damage was done -- to the middle class, to our reputation abroad, to our shared sense of community.

We can't afford to lose our way again -- and that's what this election is about.

I feel fortunate to have President Clinton on our team today -- he's smart, he's tough, and he's committed to strengthening this organization alongside you.

If you're one of the grassroots supporters picked to meet us in New York, I think you'll see exactly what I mean.

Please donate $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered to win. Airfare and accommodations covered:

Thanks,
Barack

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:28 PM (piMMO)

78 Thanks everyone! The bacon is in!

The only cheddar I have right now is slices of horseradish cheddar....I might just melt that on top.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2012 12:28 PM (X6akg)

79 How many shit-tons to the metric fuckload?

What are you doing using metric fuckloads in the first place? Euroweenie.

Posted by: Cicero at May 22, 2012 12:29 PM (QKKT0)

80 OT DC comics to announce major character is gay.My money is on Martian Manhunter.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2012 12:29 PM (7W3wI)

81 When Bill Clinton ran for president in 1992, I had just started a job registering voters in Chicago.

As you may have noticed, all history culminates in ME.

Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at May 22, 2012 12:30 PM (QKKT0)

82 I watched some of the Feherity show with Clinton on it the other day. I couldn't go more than 5 minutes without gagging thinking what a vile pig of a man he is. Just pathetic that he's the poster child for everything Democrat.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 22, 2012 12:30 PM (UK9cE)

83 OT (early, I know, but this made me see red for a minute. I nearly punched my computer screen when I read the original article): New post up at my place.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 22, 2012 12:31 PM (8y9MW)

84 As you may have noticed, all history culminates in ME.

****

Michael Reagan was on FNC today to talk about BO inserting himself into his dad's bio on the WH website. I missed the segment but I bet it was interesting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:31 PM (piMMO)

I remember watching his campaign and thinking, wow, I've never seen a candidate like him...

I should get him some coffee.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2012 12:32 PM (v9C0j)

86 Where's open blogger? That dude put out.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 22, 2012 12:33 PM (I/Xad)

87 Speaking of state races, Mia Love will need help to win in the general, even though she's in a red state. She is going up against an incumbent, Jim Matheson, in a newly-formed (and new, as in additional) blue-leaning district. It's worth kicking some dough her way because this would represent a pick-up for the Rs, not just a status quo R seat. Here's an interview that her website has been circulating: freedomproject.org/blog/abc-news-profiles-mia-love-gop-candidate-ut04 Dan Liljenquist will be going up against Orrin Hatch (R-Relic) in our primary this summer. He could use some cash too. www.danforutah.com

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2012 12:33 PM (5H6zj)

88 Class-action lawsuit in the works against NASDAQ re the bungled Facebook IPO. Originating with a guy in Maine.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:34 PM (piMMO)

89 I was lead to believe there would be sucking of dicks by the fine gentlemen around here. When does this start and do I need to bring anything?

Posted by: Uncledave at May 22, 2012 12:34 PM (nJ32z)

90 87 LOL

Posted by: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at May 22, 2012 12:35 PM (bj+Nc)

91 You know.......BUSH LIED ..............

Posted by: Frogger MacGhee at May 22, 2012 12:35 PM (48wze)

92 You know.......BUSH LIED .............. Posted by: Frogger MacGhee at May 22, 2012 04:35 PM (48wze) Ya know the only time President Bush lied was when he was asked if obama was a cock sucker and he said no comment.

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 22, 2012 12:37 PM (05RcU)

93 I was lead to believe there would be sucking of dicks by the fine gentlemen around here. When does this start and do I need to bring anything? Posted by: Uncledave at May 22, 2012 04:34 PM (nJ32z) Maybe a thread of suture to sow your's back on?

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 22, 2012 12:38 PM (05RcU)

94
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 04:28 PM (piMMO)

Actually that reads to me like SCOAMF is campaigning for Bubba's reelection.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur watching Jeopardy at May 22, 2012 12:38 PM (xDqit)

95 Has anyone mentioned that Slow Joe is now blaming Bush AND the Tea Party for Obama's failures.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 22, 2012 12:38 PM (I/Xad)

96 61 OT: Has anyone every chopped up bacon and mixed it in with ground beef for burgers instead of wrapping it around the burger or putting it on top?

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2012 04:17 PM (X6akg)

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Yep. ....And I've even been known to mix in spicy pork sausage with the ground beef....for burgers or meatloaf. ...I start with the really lean ground beef though. ....The sausage helps to bind the ground beef together, makes it less crumbly.

Posted by: wheatie at May 22, 2012 12:38 PM (L99Ue)

97 I was lead to believe there would be sucking of dicks by the fine gentlemen around here. When does this start and do I need to bring anything?

*****

Mints or menthol cough drops: Whichever taste you prefer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:38 PM (piMMO)

98
Actually that reads to me like SCOAMF is campaigning for Bubba's reelection.

****

At this point, I would campaign for Willy.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:39 PM (piMMO)

99 The only wildcard out there remains the "John Doe" investigation--where the chief investigator has a "Recall Walker" sign in his yard.

Don't breath easy and don't count out a phony "leak" if there's nothing. Worse, if they have anything they can remotely tie to Walker.

Seriously though, WI morons, is there any possible way this can be tied to Walker?

Posted by: Jimmuy at May 22, 2012 12:40 PM (kSaUf)

100 NGU, I believe our new friend Frogger MacGhee is parodying mindless lefties.

Posted by: fluffy at May 22, 2012 12:41 PM (O6q63)

101 Wait, Bush lied? Did anyone die? How come the media never reports these things?

Posted by: Chicago Voter at May 22, 2012 12:41 PM (qAGZa)

102 >>So much of the progress [Clinton] helped make was rolled back.

Didn't SCOAMF himself undo most of the GOP House welfare reform that Bubba signed?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 22, 2012 12:42 PM (/kI1Q)

103 You deserve a break today, so get up, and get away...

Now where do you want your break, Arm, Nose, Jaw, Cheekbone? Or do you want a HackyMeal, which comes with a troll doll in a hoodie?

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at May 22, 2012 12:43 PM (kXoT0)

104 Has anyone mentioned that Slow Joe is now blaming Bush AND the Tea Party for Obama's failures.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 22, 2012 04:38 PM (I/Xad)

------

Well, he is a known idiot. Everyone else knows Obamski's failures are McCain's fault.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 22, 2012 12:43 PM (eEfYn)

105 More LULZ from another front. News has it that the Bain attack scheme launched by the WH is backfiring and has potential for actually damaging The Won Termer.

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at May 22, 2012 12:44 PM (PH+2B)

106 You know .... OBAMA LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, about everything.

Posted by: meekrob at May 22, 2012 12:45 PM (x2CNJ)

107 News has it that the Bain attack scheme launched by the WH is backfiring and has potential for actually damaging The Won Termer.

Details?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 22, 2012 12:45 PM (8y9MW)

108 News has it that the Bain attack scheme launched by the WH is backfiring and has potential for actually damaging The Won Termer.

****

Well, I wonder how his big donor at Bain feels about it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:46 PM (piMMO)

109 I remember in the olden days when someone like Slow Joe would be taken deep in the woods, tied to a tree and left to fend for himself.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 22, 2012 12:46 PM (I/Xad)

110

O/T

Heh....

Facebook investors suing Nasdaq over their handling of its IPO.

Yeah. ...That'll make the stock go up.

Posted by: wheatie at May 22, 2012 12:47 PM (L99Ue)

111

I still hope that the RNC will run ads there.....showing the Union goons in action, bullying people and trying to scare businesses into supporting them.

\

Like the AFL-CIO union goon DeWitt shown hitting a pinata with Nikki Haley's face on it. She and her cronies are laughing and having a great time. They are beyond pathetic. When questioned she tried to minimize her stupidity by saying that they "had no ill intent" and are bit angry. Own it DeWitt - you are one angry union hag.

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2012 12:50 PM (G+Wff)

112 @22 "A white women was beaten and bitten by two black women at a McDonald's in Denver located at the corner of Colorado Blvd and Martin Luther King Blvd. The white woman told the others that theirlittering "wasn't cool".
'''''
No word on if the girls resemble Sasha and Malia."

I know that Mickey D and was there about ten days ago, eating breakfast. Behind me at an adjacent table, two African American female employees were on break and eating. I overheard then discussing how one had just bought $300 worth of food stamps at a nice discount, and how lucky she felt.

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at May 22, 2012 12:50 PM (PH+2B)

113 >>Facebook investors suing Nasdaq over their handling of its IPO.

Hah! What does stock car racing have to do with an IPO?

Idiots.

Posted by: Joe Fuckin' Biden at May 22, 2012 12:50 PM (I/Xad)

114 >>You know .... OBAMA LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We do not.

Posted by: Obama's Lying Hair at May 22, 2012 12:51 PM (/kI1Q)

115 Half-white man speak with forked tongue.

Posted by: Liz Warren's Shaman at May 22, 2012 12:51 PM (MMC8r)

116 Hah! What does stock car racing have to do with an IPO?

Idiots.

Posted by: Joe Fuckin' Biden at May 22, 2012 04:50 PM (I/Xad)

******

HAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:51 PM (piMMO)

117 NGU, I believe our new friend Frogger MacGhee is parodying mindless lefties. Posted by: fluffy at May 22, 2012 04:41 PM (O6q63) I was just kidding around no matter who it is.

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 22, 2012 12:52 PM (05RcU)

118 Oh, cry me a friggin' river... was your dream of ill-gotten gazillions of dollars destroyed? Next time, buckeroo, check out the fundamentals of the company before placing your bet.

****

they should be doing a happy dance if their order didn't go through considering how the stock is performing post-IPO.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:53 PM (piMMO)

119 Frogger MacGhee is parodying mindless lefties

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It's hard to tell sometimes. Lefties are such self-parodies to begin with.

Posted by: meekrob at May 22, 2012 12:53 PM (x2CNJ)

120

I was just kidding around no matter who it is.

Did I mention that I trained with Captain Obvious?

Posted by: fluffy at May 22, 2012 12:55 PM (O6q63)

121 What do I want for dinner tonight?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 12:55 PM (piMMO)

122 Hah! What does stock car racing have to do with an IPO?

Idiots.

Posted by: Joe Fuckin' Biden at May 22, 2012 04:50 PM (I/Xad)

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Perfect. ....heh.

Posted by: wheatie at May 22, 2012 12:55 PM (L99Ue)

123 Seriously though, WI morons, is there any possible way this can be tied to Walker?

Heck with that. I'd love to be able to have enough info to turn it right back on the recall forces. Preferably by showing the toolmarks where it was manufactured for political purposes...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at May 22, 2012 12:56 PM (GBXon)

124 at the corner of Colorado Blvd and Martin Luther King
Blvd.

So she didn't get the memo about never ever ever ever ever ever going near any street named Martin Luther King Blvd while white? Dumb racist.

Posted by: Dagny at May 22, 2012 12:57 PM (QWLwd)

125
Internal Pole-ing????

Do tell me more.....

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 22, 2012 12:58 PM (C8hzL)

126 What do I want for dinner tonight?

I'm going with hamburgers, with bacon and cheese mixed in.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 22, 2012 12:58 PM (8y9MW)

127 124 What do I want for dinner tonight?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 04:55 PM (piMMO)

Not horse meat, I would hope.

Posted by: wheatie at May 22, 2012 12:59 PM (L99Ue)

128 I guess it's a slow news day.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 22, 2012 12:59 PM (I/Xad)

129 Not horse meat, I would hope.

I've seen that on twitter, but I've been mostly out of the loop until this afternoon.

What did I miss?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 22, 2012 01:00 PM (8y9MW)

130 Why do the lefties keep going back to Twitter trying to gin up phony "grassroots" trending topics?
It's getting painful--but extremely satisfying--to watch them get beat time after time.

They thought they had a good 'un with #RomneyJobExperience until #ObamaJobExperience popped up.

Oh, the butthurt of the left everytime their "clever" meme gets blown up never gets old.

Brietbart is here!

Posted by: Jimmuy at May 22, 2012 01:00 PM (kSaUf)

131

Help us Open Blogger your our only hope.

Posted by: Leia at May 22, 2012 01:00 PM (v9C0j)

132 130 What do I want for dinner tonight?

I'm going with hamburgers, with bacon and cheese mixed in.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 22, 2012 04:58 PM (8y9MW)

Don't forget the chopped garlic.

Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2012 01:01 PM (szK9l)

133 69 How many shit-tons to the metric fuckload?
Eleventy!!!!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 22, 2012 01:01 PM (SO2Q8)

134 What do I want for dinner tonight?

Snake surprise.

Posted by: Maharajah Salim Zingh at May 22, 2012 01:01 PM (PEnme)

135 I am pleasantly surprised how quickly Romney's team attacks....well, everything Obama's team comes up with. They now have an ad refuting that the WH "didn't contact Cory" about his remarks on Bain.

Here it is (if it hasn't been posted already)......

http://tinyurl.com/bshjvko

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2012 01:03 PM (X6akg)

136 What do I want for dinner tonight?

Here, Rover! Here, boy!

Posted by: BHO at May 22, 2012 01:03 PM (x2CNJ)

137 You guys are talking about dinner? You really did run out of things to discuss didn't you? Heh

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 22, 2012 01:03 PM (pLTLS)

138

More lulz.....about the ongoing saga of Faceplant...

Investors are pissed off at Morgan Stanley, for informing potential stock purchasers of FB's internal financials.

(0)_(0) .....I guess they didn't know that the "P" in IPO stands for "Public".

Posted by: wheatie at May 22, 2012 01:04 PM (L99Ue)

139 at the corner of Colorado Blvd and Martin Luther King

Blvd.

So she didn't get the memo about never ever ever ever ever ever going near any street named Martin Luther King Blvd while white? Dumb racist.

Posted by: Dagny at May 22, 2012 04:57 PM (QWLwd)

++++

When the street was renamed MLK Blvd, all I could think was...finally, the warning has been issued.

+++

I sold an apartment building about a mile south of there some years back. The appraiser got a bullet hole in his car while there. He wasn't happy.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 01:04 PM (Usk3+)

140 >>What do I want for dinner tonight? We finally replaced our grill after being without one for two friggin' years. Tonight's offering are grilled tuna steaks with eggplant, red peppers, and fennel bulb. Will use a marinade of fresh Italian herbs.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2012 01:06 PM (5H6zj)

141

You guys have this burger thing all wrong.

Ground Chuck, pick a good fatty roast and have them grind it while you wait.

Season with Salt, Pepper and a bit of Brown Sugar.

Add heat.

Enjoy.

If you put all that fatty stuff in the burger you are going to get too much flare up while you are grilling.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2012 01:06 PM (v9C0j)

142 111 I remember in the olden days when someone like Slow Joe would be taken deep in the woods, tied to a tree and left to fend for himself.
--- Tree Hater

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 22, 2012 01:06 PM (SO2Q8)

143 @133: The LA Times ran an "Ann Romney is weird and rich and rides horses" article (see earlier HQ posts). Meanwhile Obama signed an EO making it legal to slaughter horses for meat.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2012 01:06 PM (tqwMN)

144 FailzBook.

Posted by: nickless at May 22, 2012 01:07 PM (MMC8r)

145 Not horse meat, I would hope.>>

I eat cow and deer so horse shouldn't be probably any different but there is something in my head that tells me it would be wrong.Maybe it's the neighbors pony has a lot more personality than his cattle.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 22, 2012 01:07 PM (tf9Ne)

146 141You guys are talking about dinner? You really did run out of things to discuss didn't you? Heh

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 22, 2012 05:03 PM (pLTLS)

++++ ++++ ++++

If you think this is bad, just wait for the ONT.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 01:08 PM (Usk3+)

147 The LA Times ran an "Ann Romney is weird and rich and rides horses" article

Really? We don't even call that 'rich' in Texas. Well, okay, owning horses requires money, but just riding them? I've probably got 3 or 4 people I could call right now and be riding on a ranch this weekend.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 22, 2012 01:08 PM (8y9MW)

148 Hey, who's up for midnight basketball at Colorado Blvd and MLK Blvd tonight?

Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 01:09 PM (Usk3+)

149 I've probably got 3 or 4 people I could call right now and be grilling horse steaks ~~riding on a ranch~~ this weekend.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2012 01:10 PM (v9C0j)

150 http://tinyurl.com/bshjvko

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2012 05:03 PM (X6akg)

--------------

They're getting really good at coming out with these vids. ....Which is good. Finally.

Posted by: wheatie at May 22, 2012 01:10 PM (L99Ue)

151 Hey, who's up for midnight basketball at Colorado Blvd and MLK Blvd tonight?

---------------------------------

Isn't that how you stop a bunch of black guys from raping a white woman?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: meekrob at May 22, 2012 01:10 PM (x2CNJ)

152 Hey, who's up for midnight basketball at Colorado Blvd and MLK Blvd tonight?

I dunno. I think my shooting percentage (none too good to begin with) would suffer if I tried to play in full riot gear.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 22, 2012 01:10 PM (8y9MW)

153 152 Obama but he can only play half court

Posted by: Dagny at May 22, 2012 01:10 PM (QWLwd)

154 Really? We don't even call that 'rich' in Texas. Well, okay, owning horses requires money, but just riding them? ---- She owns dressage horses that compete internationally, iirc. Pretty silly "attack," but they can keep it up b/c all of the attacks against Ann Romney have backfired.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2012 01:11 PM (5H6zj)

155

Really? We don't even call that 'rich' in Texas. Well, okay, owning horses requires money, but just riding them? I've probably got 3 or 4 people I could call right now and be riding on a ranch this weekend.

+++ _+++

Look for the turn-in at the ranch with the painted rock.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 01:11 PM (Usk3+)

156 Obama but he can only play half court

----------------------------

I hear he plays for the opposite team IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: meekrob at May 22, 2012 01:11 PM (x2CNJ)

157

148 FailzBook.

Facepalm.

Posted by: wheatie at May 22, 2012 01:12 PM (L99Ue)

158 I have a friend who does the same thing--the dressage business. I know she did it as a teenager too. Her dad was an Air Force general so you didn't have to be too rich to do it.

Posted by: Dagny at May 22, 2012 01:12 PM (QWLwd)

159 She owns dressage horses that compete internationally, iirc.

Oy.

While Michelle spends my money to by 4 figure purses? I'm supposed to worry about Ann (Anne?) Romney spending her own money on what's actually a pretty cool hobby?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 22, 2012 01:12 PM (8y9MW)

160 Really? We don't even call that 'rich' in Texas.>>

Well her horse did cost close to a fifth of the cost of Michele's trip to Spain. So apparently that makes Ann an elitist.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 22, 2012 01:13 PM (tf9Ne)

161 To me "dressage" looks like something Pauly Shore would say.

I'm so old.

Posted by: meekrob at May 22, 2012 01:14 PM (x2CNJ)

162 Michelle has at last count (so prob more) 4 sweater sets worth $2700 each that she has been photographed in. If these helped her with her ugliness/fat butt that would be one thing. They are just show.

Posted by: Dagny at May 22, 2012 01:15 PM (QWLwd)

163

161

I think Faceplant is still the leader in that race.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 22, 2012 01:16 PM (Usk3+)

164 Michelle has at last count (so prob more) 4 sweater sets worth $2700 each that she has been photographed in. If these helped her with her ugliness/fat butt that would be one thing.

-------------------

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so that's why libs are so obsessed with her arms. Distraction!

Posted by: meekrob at May 22, 2012 01:17 PM (x2CNJ)

165 Why are you guys still here? The BET awards are trending on twitter

Posted by: Dagny at May 22, 2012 01:18 PM (QWLwd)

166 Everything you guys suggested is better than what I decided to go with.

Pizza Hut on the way.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2012 01:21 PM (piMMO)

167

Oh, and Democrats, trolls, recall fanatics and the like: go ask Senator Martha Coakley how fantastic internal polling is.

Internal polling is da bomb. The only thing better is an LA Times poll. Money in the bank, baby, money in the bank!

Posted by: Governor Gray Davis at May 22, 2012 01:54 PM (W/256)

168 The small but vocal New Black Panther Party is woefully disappointed in President Barack Obama, and is openly implying that the best way to reach its goals is no longer through Â“the ballotÂ” but through Â“the bullet.Â”

In the Spring edition of the New Black Panther Party (NBPP) newspaper Â— cover reading Â“The Ballot or The Bullet: which way for black people?Â” Â— NBPP Chairman Malik Zulu Shabazz breaks down the presidential election, concluding the Democratic Party is the Â“institutional pimp of Black peoples and the Black NationÂ” and that Obama has Â“been a real disappointment.Â”

Â“Black peoples are the whores and prostitutes of the Democratic Party, and mistreated mistress that is courted in the late of night, but left hanging when it is time for real change in the light of the post election day,Â” Shabazz wrote, following a dissertation on the need to Â“Vote for Revolution.Â”

Shabazz detailed his past hopes for Obama as the first African-American president, noting that Obama has not lived up to them Â— specifically by continuing the policies of the Bush administration in the so-called war on terror and ignoring the economic plight of black Americans.

Posted by: Jared Loughner at May 22, 2012 02:43 PM (e8kgV)

169 The good news is at least NBPP won't be doing "poll watching' this election cycle.

Posted by: Jared Loughner at May 22, 2012 02:47 PM (e8kgV)

170 As someone in WI, I can attest to the fact that early voting is HUGE for the Dems and Barrett. I went to Milwaukee to see for myself and, sure enough, there were vans dropping people off to vote. They were ONE WISCONSIN NOW vans and were numbered 15 and 16. I live in heavily GOP Waukesha County and there has been little, if any, early voting here. I'm more than a little worried that the Walker Campaign has basically decided not to invest at all in a concerted GOTV effort and is relying on bad TV ads to get people motivated to vote.

Posted by: rayjayjohnsonjr at May 22, 2012 04:24 PM (hkZWZ)

171 Why are you guys still here? The BET awards are trending on twitter

Can I write in Lawrence Auster?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 22, 2012 05:59 PM (QTHTd)

172 Hey the resident eyore troll ray jay is back after being AWOL since the primaries!!!

He'll be gone again soon enough.

Posted by: H Badger at May 22, 2012 07:31 PM (iwi+4)

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