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December 12, 2012

"M*gger. M*gger. M*gger. M*gger. M*ggings."
— Ace

Male leggings -- "meggings" -- are now supposedly such a huge deal, sweeping both sides of the Atlantic, that you have to learn about it from the Internet.

When trendsetters speculated what would be the defining men's fashion movement to sweep New York this winter, few opted for the male legging.
But "Megging", as the male legging is known, is now all the rage in sartorial circles. Celebrities such as Justin Bieber, Russell Brand and Lenny Kravitz have all been spotted wearing leggings, while fashion stores Uniqlo, Barneys and Nordstrom are selling tights for men.
...
Some New Yorkers, however, see the "megger" as an affront to masculinity. Gabriel Cru, 35, from the Bronx, said: "Men in tights? Get out of here. We don't do men in tights in New York. That's European!"

Unless you're fronting Van Halen, I don't think "meggings" are going to attract the ladies.

Posted by: Ace at 09:01 AM | Comments (227)
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1 When do pantaloons come back?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2012 09:03 AM (zgHLA)

2 Codpieces are next!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 12, 2012 09:03 AM (5H6zj)

3 Unisex skirts.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 09:03 AM (GQ8sn)

4 And the Wimpification... nay... the Womanization of the American Male continues by the MSM and 'Trendsetters'

Posted by: Guy in the back of the crowd, with a Torch at December 12, 2012 09:03 AM (lZBBB)

5 Coming soon to modern fashion: codpieces.

Posted by: Socratease at December 12, 2012 09:04 AM (iVBDH)

Tom Cotton refuses to wear meggings....

hahahahahahaha.

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 12, 2012 09:04 AM (tVTLU)

7 If we're going to be serfs, we may as well dress the part.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2012 09:04 AM (zoehZ)

8 "Posted by: Y-not on the phone" damn, beat me to it

Posted by: Socratease at December 12, 2012 09:04 AM (iVBDH)

9 Yay, a palate cleanser that tastes like man legs. Let. It. Burn.

Posted by: JDTAY at December 12, 2012 09:05 AM (a0nis)

10 Christ. Just...Christ. One man. One man in the Bronx has some sense. There's hope. Megging's aside - recent college grad with some spare time before first job starts. Any recommendations for a reading list?

Posted by: BusinessInAthens at December 12, 2012 09:05 AM (H6GaV)

11 We've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean, it's really quite frightening.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2012 09:05 AM (ZPrif)

12 Celebrities such as Justin Bieber, Russell Brand and Lenny Kravitz ------- If you're getting your fashion sense from the likes of these folks and work in a professional setting... PEOPLE.DO.NOT.LIKE.YOU

Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2012 09:05 AM (fWAjv)

13 I think that barrels are going to be trending sooner than later.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 12, 2012 09:05 AM (aZ6ew)

14 It's not a purse! It's European!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 12, 2012 09:05 AM (BrQrN)

15 Any recommendations for a reading list?

Thomas Sowell.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 09:05 AM (GQ8sn)

16 Tom Cotton refuses to wear meggings....

hahahahahahaha. Posted by: Prescient11

Congrats. You're impossible to parody.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 12, 2012 09:06 AM (TtXjG)

17 If Russell brand does it, I'm doing it. The Justin Bieber is just icing on the cake.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 12, 2012 09:06 AM (Hx5uv)

18 Can we be impressed by the crease in someone's meggings?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2012 09:06 AM (1Jaio)

19 Next up:

Man purses.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 09:06 AM (GQ8sn)

20 Justin Bieber and Russell Brand are both on my Top Ten People to Punch list. Kravitz is a'ight though.

Posted by: JDTAY at December 12, 2012 09:06 AM (a0nis)

21 I think this "trend," like most "trends" sweeping the nation, is based on four gay guys the writer knows in Williamsburg. I kind of hate these fake trend stories but they're easy content, which is why I ended up posting this after looking for stuff for an hour. So I guess I'm complicit.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2012 09:07 AM (LCRYB)

22 We're men. We're men in tights. Tight tights!

Posted by: Bertramwooster at December 12, 2012 09:07 AM (yi0Ik)

23 You guyz have a problem with Meggings?

Posted by: ette. channeling Rahm at December 12, 2012 09:07 AM (nqBYe)

24
...the defining men's fashion movement

I cannot dispute this claim. Men, if you wear these foolish leg-sweaters, I and others will define as you flaming homosexual.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 09:07 AM (G/zuv)

25 I demand, demand, I say, that this post be illustrated by this video. http://youtu.be/-4GZFbCqx18 What, it's totally relevant. It has Van Halen and everything. (I have no doubts the Horde knows what it is even before clicking.)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Tick tock tick tock. at December 12, 2012 09:07 AM (VtjlW)

Suck it weft cut loop! But seriously folks, not that men's fashion isn't of paramount important, especially from the peds that run that industry, but repost from last thread. fiscal cliff is a joke, zero should be very very worried:

REPOST

I don't know why Repubs are worried, they hold the cards here.

Zero has the most to lose by allowing the cliff to happen. Trust me.

Combine that with stupid fucking obamacare, and it will be an epic disaster.

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 12, 2012 09:07 AM (tVTLU)

27 We're meeeen...men in tiiiights....tight TIGHT tights....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 09:07 AM (da5Wo)

28 Holy hell. I clicked the link and saw the picture of the ~~man~~ male in tights.

The English language contains no word to describe the level of douchebaggery portrayed in that photo.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2012 09:07 AM (SY2Kh)

29 It's all the rage among celebrities like Neil Patrick Harris, John Travolta, the skinny guy from Big Bang Theory, and Hugh Jackman.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2012 09:07 AM (ZPrif)

30 I have a pair of meggings and they're not feminine at all.

http://tinyurl.com/bjc2hs4

Ceept I call them gators to make them manly

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2012 09:07 AM (81UWZ)

31 First they came for the metrosexuals and I said nothing.....

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 09:07 AM (KXm42)

32 27 We're meeeen...men in tiiiights....tight TIGHT tights.... --- Faygeles?

Posted by: Rabbi Tuckman at December 12, 2012 09:08 AM (e0xKF)

This kind of thing does kind of make me wonder how those big sartorial shifts happened. You look at, say, the 1920's, and the suits are recognizable, but t-shirts were considered underwear. Victorian-era suits look like earlier versions of 20th Century suits. The further you go back you can peg an era by the styles. Whereas people in the 90's wore basically what we wear now.

I assume that introduction of TV/movies slowed down the rate of change, but they can also popularize something rapidly.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is I want to wear a purple toga. Is that so wrong?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2012 09:08 AM (zgHLA)

34 >>>Unless you're fronting Van Halen, I don't think "meggings" are going to attract the ladies. Why not? At least they will be able to see what they are getting in advance. OT: US Today as the biggest bullshit puff piece on Trayvon Martin. What a load of crap!

Posted by: Walkers! at December 12, 2012 09:08 AM (0Ufr+)

35
in b4 someone suggests Three Wolf Moon meggings!

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 09:09 AM (G/zuv)

36 Fookin ghey.

And Bieber probably carries a purse. Oh sorry- man bag.

On second thought, gheyer than a bag of dicks.

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 09:09 AM (GGCsk)

37 Codpieces are next!

They never went out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn8KYD1Vco0

Posted by: Cameo at December 12, 2012 09:09 AM (/kI1Q)

38 I think that barrels are going to be trending sooner than later. Personally, I prefer the Curly model. It's roomier than the Moe and Larry models.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 12, 2012 09:09 AM (GFM2b)

39 Wait...I thought this was a movie review.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 09:09 AM (r2PLg)

40 do meggings come with matching accessorizes?

Posted by: ette. channeling Rahm at December 12, 2012 09:09 AM (nqBYe)

41 You know...

This kind of brings up the very first time I ever visited AoSHQ back before the Matrix underwent any of its 7 iterations. I was on Michelle Malkin's site and she had linked to Ace for a wicked post he wrote. I clicked over, read the post, liked what I saw and proceeded to look over the rest of his blog.

One of the posts was about "Manties", the panties made for men. Ace was teasing someone about ever finding or clicking on that link in the first place. "What? That URL just typed itself into your browser? Uh huh!"

Unfortunately, manties still exist. I dare you to google it and click.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 09:09 AM (GQ8sn)

42 So a couple of raging beta males decide the flashdance look is for them, and the rest of us who actually have touched a woman are supposed to fall in line?

Yeah, lemme get back to you on that.

Posted by: Unclefacts Meteor-Summoner at December 12, 2012 09:09 AM (6IReR)

43 Should be called beggings.....you're just begging for a kick in the junk wearing those.

Dear God.....what next? Don't answer that. I don't wanna know.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2012 09:09 AM (X6akg)

44 "We don't do men in tights in New York. We do men in capri pants."

Posted by: Bob Costas Elevator Shoes at December 12, 2012 09:09 AM (KHo8t)

45 2 Codpieces are next! Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 12, 2012 01:03 PM (5H6zj) Dennis Reynolds was a visionary. http://tinyurl.com/ajpblat

Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2012 09:09 AM (fWAjv)

46 The president keeps a pair of crotchless meggings at his Chicago bath house.

Posted by: Whatev at December 12, 2012 09:09 AM (2t6Gz)

47 Anyway, what I'm trying to say is I want to wear a purple toga. Is that so wrong? --- Just remember that a toga is Roman and not Scottish when it comes to undergarments.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2012 09:10 AM (e0xKF)

48 Really? It took 28 posts to make a Mel brooks joke? Horde you have dissapointed me...

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at December 12, 2012 09:10 AM (ZBXhE)

49 In past years we had The Marlboro Man.

Now it's Russell Brand and Justin Bieber?

Small wonder it's drain circling that we're getting good at.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 12, 2012 09:10 AM (aZ6ew)

50

accessories

Posted by: ette. channeling Rahm at December 12, 2012 09:10 AM (nqBYe)

51 Damn - eleven, you here? You are psychic, my man!

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2012 09:10 AM (BoE3Z)

52 It bears mentioning that Justin Bieber and Russell Brand are not men.

here comes the rant...

ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME? Why not funny shoes with long curly toes? Tunics and giant balloon pants and caps with feathers?

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKERS!!

I'm glad me dear old Dad is not here to see what has become of this country.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 12, 2012 09:10 AM (8sCoq)

53 Eeew.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 12, 2012 09:10 AM (6zgse)

54 alex. tea

Posted by: ette. channeling Rahm at December 12, 2012 09:10 AM (nqBYe)

55 >>>Anyway, what I'm trying to say is I want to wear a purple toga. Is that so wrong? Posted by: Lance McCormick They didn't wear underwear. You prepared to go commando in a dress?

Posted by: Walkers! at December 12, 2012 09:10 AM (0Ufr+)

56 It's not a purse! It's European! Excuse me, but your mansack is showing.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 12, 2012 09:11 AM (GFM2b)

57 Anyway, what I'm trying to say is I want to wear a purple toga. Is that so wrong?

Remember, the toga is loom-woven to fit the wearer's measurements. NO SEAMS.

I still can't watch Gladiator. Those "togas" were a fucking travesty.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ took a clothing history course in grad school at December 12, 2012 09:11 AM (/kI1Q)

58 Isn't this just guys running around in long johns?

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 09:11 AM (r2PLg)

59 recent college grad with some spare time before first job starts. Any recommendations for a reading list?

---

The Law by Frederic Bastiat: A short economic treatise on how government is seeking a free lunch that you have to pay for.

Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. It's ripped from today's headlines.

Ann Coulter's Demonic seems to look into the future.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 12, 2012 09:11 AM (Hx5uv)

60 I watch a lot of brit documentaries that are ruined because they always have commentary by Germaine Greer or that other girl, Russell Brand.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 12, 2012 09:11 AM (0Ufr+)

61 I was going to get a pair of those Meggings....but then I realized I didn't have a vagina to go with them.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at December 12, 2012 09:11 AM (HqpV0)

62 I think it's high time to bring back the word "popinjay."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2012 09:12 AM (QKKT0)

63 Men in kilts next? Only Sean Connery looks good in that. Men in tights - just gross.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2012 09:12 AM (a0IVu)

64 Assless chaps and ruffles are the vestiges of a bygone era....1983.

Posted by: The Commenter Formerly Known as Big Fat Meanie at December 12, 2012 09:12 AM (Ec6wH)

65 I wear longjohns UNDER the jeans in cold weather but that's about it. I do wear an old-fashioned union suit underneath too. Utility over Fashion.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 12, 2012 09:12 AM (3wGX5)

66 Seriously?

Men dress like this?

http://tinyurl.com/bpdhkul

What the hell....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 09:12 AM (da5Wo)

If it wasn't for the flyover states and nuclear weapons, we would have been invaded long ago...

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 12, 2012 09:12 AM (tVTLU)

68 Megging love to you was never second best.

Posted by: I'll Stop the World and Melt With You at December 12, 2012 09:12 AM (iAUf+)

69 Kasper Hauser, If you had a vagina, it would tell you how to vote.

Posted by: The Commenter Formerly Known as Big Fat Meanie at December 12, 2012 09:12 AM (Ec6wH)

70

Ynot stole my joke 2 minutes in.

Codpieces was teh first thing I thought of as well. Hose and codpieces for everyone!

Any little pointy-toed boots!

Posted by: imp at December 12, 2012 09:13 AM (UaxA0)

71
ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME? Why not funny shoes with long curly toes? Tunics and giant balloon pants and caps with feathers?

---

Hey! How'd you get that information? That's next year's fashion!

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 12, 2012 09:13 AM (Hx5uv)

Cicero:

What is a popinjay.

I refuse to google manties!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 12, 2012 09:13 AM (tVTLU)

73 Speaking of vaginas, those vagina pillows in the sidebar are sort of cute. This year, the girls all get shirts and the men get vagina pillows.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 12, 2012 09:13 AM (0Ufr+)

74 Also an exciting new male fashion trend sweeping Williamsburg -- sucking another dude's cock. Said one megging-clad cocksucker, "I'm comfortable enough with my heterosexuality to suck a cock. Let's face it, any guywho won't suck a dick is just masking his closeted homosexuality with homophobic bravado. It's kinda sad if you think about it."

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2012 09:13 AM (ZPrif)

75 If you wear them, you better have a rapier in your hand.

Posted by: Count Of Monte Crisco at December 12, 2012 09:13 AM (k1oMF)

76 You know, I have some high-tech UnderArmour cold weather leggings I wear under my jeans when I ride my motorcycle in cold weather.

UNDER MY JEANS. BECAUSE THEY'RE UNDERWEAR.

Can we bomb New York now?

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 12, 2012 09:14 AM (8sCoq)

77 Remind me. What is it that Russell Brand has ever shown any competence at?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2012 09:14 AM (QKKT0)

78 Not much makes me happy, but, you know, these do.

Posted by: The New Dark and Brooding Superman at December 12, 2012 09:14 AM (2oHJ2)

79 alex. tea Posted by: ette. channeling Rahm at December 12, 2012 01:10 PM (nqBYe) Thank you, ette. I think the appropriate unit of measurement for douchebaggery is the Brady.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Tick tock tick tock. at December 12, 2012 09:14 AM (VtjlW)

80
Jeebus..... the "meggings" (too non-PC to call them faggy long underwear???) in the photo at the link looks like a discard from Burtons "Beetlejuice" wardrobe room.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2012 09:14 AM (nELVU)

81 If you wear them, you better have a rapier in your hand.

Or you're about to start a blood feud between two Italian families because you shagged the daughter of your dad's arch enemy.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 09:15 AM (GQ8sn)

82 As long as they bring back the sword. I'm cool with the megg meggs.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 12, 2012 09:15 AM (q177U)

83 More pussy for me.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 12, 2012 09:15 AM (+CP1/)

84 David lee Roth was way too effeminate. I never understood how those hair bands attracted females, since the guys looked more like chicks than the groupies did.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2012 09:15 AM (jm/9g)

85 I saw my neighbor across, the street (who is probably in as good a shape as me, which isn't too shabby) in them. First reaction to seeing him? Real negative. Some things scream masculinity. Some just the opposite. These things border on cross-dressing.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at December 12, 2012 09:15 AM (feFL6)

86 My complete mens fashion wardrobe consists of 4 pairs of jeans, exactly the same, bought at the same time 5 years ago (when the waist line went up a notch). Gays and fashion conscious females look at me and look away quicker than seeing a guy in a wheelchair.

Posted by: Whatev at December 12, 2012 09:15 AM (2t6Gz)

87 the Womanization of the American Male continues by the MSM and 'Trendsetters'

What do New Yakers have to do with "The American Male"?

Posted by: Paladin at December 12, 2012 09:15 AM (bxc5w)

88 Why not funny shoes with long curly toes? >>

They're all the rage in Mexico.
http://tinyurl.com/4ybvg6y

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2012 09:15 AM (81UWZ)

89 66 Seriously?
Men dress like this?
http://tinyurl.com/bpdhkul
What the hell....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 01:12 PM (da5Wo)
No, men don't. They write books 'n shit about these visuals. "Decline of the West", The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire", "The Death of the West". And we are supposed to defend against the Armies of Darkness with this?

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2012 09:15 AM (BoE3Z)

90 recent college grad with some spare time before first job starts. Any recommendations for a reading list? Proust's Remembrance of Things Past.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 12, 2012 09:16 AM (Ec6wH)

91 Jim Dandy to the rescue.

Posted by: ejo at December 12, 2012 09:16 AM (GXvSO)

92 Fortunately I never have to worry about my husband wearing a pair of meggings because he's not a huge fucking pussy.

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at December 12, 2012 09:16 AM (OZjR5)

93 so meggings are another name for tights that makes it sound like you're not a wannabe ballerino?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 12, 2012 09:16 AM (0q2P7)

94 Yes - warm and snug, what's not to like? 23.01% (2,028 votes) -------------- sigh

Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2012 09:16 AM (fWAjv)

95 Oh wow. I just saw the pic at the link. Just. Wow.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 12, 2012 09:16 AM (6zgse)

Men in tights? Why didn't I think of that?

- Mel Brooks

Posted by: speedster1 at December 12, 2012 09:16 AM (v40Bj)

97 Regular guys wear clothes. Guys who have meggings wear "outfits."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2012 09:16 AM (QKKT0)

98 So I guess I'm complicit.

I will comply with your complicity.

Damn - eleven, you here? You are psychic, my man!

Told you.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 09:16 AM (KXm42)

99 what about capes and wizard hats? If we are going to flee reality, lets do it with *MAGIC*!

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 12, 2012 09:16 AM (q177U)

100 Remind me. What is it that Russell Brand has ever shown any competence at?Posted by: Cicero

Million dollar heroin junkie impressions?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 12, 2012 09:17 AM (TtXjG)

101 The chickification of American males. Sometimes...ya just gotta cull the herd. It is kind to be cruel.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 12, 2012 09:17 AM (iKSAz)

102 Pffft. Those are so 20 minutes ago. Mantyhose is where the future is.

Posted by: Zoolander, America's Top Male Model at December 12, 2012 09:17 AM (QyeW7)

103 Also an exciting new male fashion trend sweeping Williamsburg -- sucking another dude's cock. Said one megging-clad cocksucker, "I'm comfortable enough with my heterosexuality to suck a cock. Let's face it, any guywho won't suck a dick is just masking his closeted homosexuality with homophobic bravado. It's kinda sad if you think about it." Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2012 01:13 PM (ZPrif) Obligatory link to the greatest Onion article ever. http://onion.com/coJDbl

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Tick tock tick tock. at December 12, 2012 09:17 AM (VtjlW)

104 ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME? Why not funny shoes with long curly toes? Tunics and giant balloon pants and caps with feathers?

And not that anyone cares what I think is hot, but the tights/codpiece/pointy shoes look has potential to look hot in the following scenarios: performing Shakespeare on stage, jousting, and dressing as a troubador to woo me with songs of love and devotion outside my window on a soft spring night.

But if you're just wearing them because pants are too mainstream, fuck you.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 12, 2012 09:17 AM (/kI1Q)

105 George Washington wore leggings.

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 09:17 AM (YfIgk)

106 Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 01:12 PM (da5Wo) Shit. You SOB.

Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2012 09:17 AM (fWAjv)

107 Codpieces are next! Yes! I've been expecting their return for a decade.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 12, 2012 09:17 AM (QupBk)

108 102 Pffft. Those are so 20 minutes ago. Mantyhose is where the future is. --- What about the Manzier?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 12, 2012 09:18 AM (e0xKF)

109 >Remind me. What is it that Russell Brand has ever shown any competence at?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2012 01:14 PM (QKKT0)

well, he has been to the end of the river where Katy Perry's hoo-hah lives, so I gotta give the guy props on that

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 12, 2012 09:18 AM (8sCoq)

110 90 recent college grad with some spare time before first job starts. Any recommendations for a reading list?

Proust's Remembrance of Things Past.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 12, 2012 01:16 PM (Ec6wH)

Now that's just fucking cruel.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2012 09:18 AM (BoE3Z)

111 Posted by: Prescient11 at December 12, 2012 01:13 PM (tVTLU)
popÂ·inÂ·jay [pop-in-jey] noun 1. a person given to vain, pretentious displays and empty chatter; coxcomb; fop.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2012 09:18 AM (QKKT0)

112 Bull, shit. No meggings until our own President...um, never mind.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2012 09:18 AM (FcR7P)

113 well, he has been to the end of the river where Katy Perry's hoo-hah lives, so I gotta give the guy props on that
Posted by: Jones in CO

She's ugly. There's nothing to prop.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 12, 2012 09:19 AM (TtXjG)

114 Russel Brand also wears v-neck shirts that have a deep v that goes down to his belly button. People aren't going around wearing that crap. This is one of those bullshit attempts to push a new fashion. The article writer probably has stock in one of the companies making this fairywear.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2012 09:19 AM (GULKT)

115 I should note that I loathe when women wearing leggings in lieu of pants. Protip: If I can tell if you've been to your waxer recently? Those aren't pants. I would like to state in advance that I am not responsible for the discussion that's about to ensue.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Tick tock tick tock. at December 12, 2012 09:19 AM (VtjlW)

116 I think meggins and codpieces are OK. We will need resurrect words like "forsooth" and "zounds". though.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 12, 2012 09:19 AM (Hx5uv)

117 George Washington wore leggings.

With pants. So we can overlook those as "socks."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2012 09:19 AM (QKKT0)

118

Cicero:

Thanks!!

Soona: Yes he did. And slavery was legal too.

Hopefully we continue to evolve!! I think that fashion was brought in from the nancies in Europe. So good riddance!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 12, 2012 09:20 AM (tVTLU)

119 99 what about capes and wizard hats? If we are going to flee reality, lets do it with *MAGIC*! Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 12, 2012 01:16 PM (q177U) _________________________ Meggings--there's no place for your wand.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 09:20 AM (r2PLg)

120
fairywear.

-----

**snort**

Consider that stolen.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2012 09:20 AM (nELVU)

121 >George Washington wore leggings.

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 01:17 PM (YfIgk)

hey those were SOCKS and George Washington was a grown-ass MAN who killed Germans in their sleep on Christmas Night so ARRRGGHH

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 12, 2012 09:20 AM (8sCoq)

122 111 Posted by: Prescient11 at December 12, 2012 01:13 PM (tVTLU)
popÂ·inÂ·jay [pop-in-jey] noun 1. a person given to vain, pretentious displays and empty chatter; coxcomb; fop.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2012 01:18 PM (QKKT0)

This blog has turned into The Factor.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2012 09:20 AM (X6akg)

123 Meggers and a form fitting Mra.

My metrojunk is all twittertingly.

Posted by: 13times at December 12, 2012 09:20 AM (h6XiD)

124 If Justin Bieber and Russell Brand wear meggings, then I'm getting me those to go with my manziere !!!

Posted by: Michael Moore at December 12, 2012 09:20 AM (wwsoB)

125 Bring back the foppish coxcomb!

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 12, 2012 09:20 AM (GFM2b)

126 Another exciting new male fashion trend in Williamsburg -- being anally penetrated by a strap-on wearing chick you met at the organic, fair trade, free range co-op grocery store.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2012 09:20 AM (ZPrif)

127 >>>Regular guys wear clothes. Guys who have meggings wear "outfits."

Yeah remember back when an "outfit" was all the gear you needed to head off into the wild and face nature like a man? Yeah good times...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 12, 2012 09:21 AM (0q2P7)

128 I would like to state in advance that I am not responsible for the discussion that's about to ensue.

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

*cues moron horde*

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 09:21 AM (GQ8sn)

129 David Lee Roth was worthless and weak. Now drop and give me 20!

Posted by: Dee Snyder at December 12, 2012 09:21 AM (iAUf+)

130 125 Bring back the foppish coxcomb! --- I thought it was referred to as a "cox holster".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge" at December 12, 2012 09:21 AM (e0xKF)

131 Grownass men wear meggings.

Posted by: Jason Whitlock at December 12, 2012 09:21 AM (jm/9g)

132 They should be calling those take my lunch money and stuff me in a locker pants.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 12, 2012 09:21 AM (aZ6ew)

133 This blog has turned into The Factor.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2012 01:20 PM (X6akg)

-----

CAUTION!!!!

Dont be a ninnyhammer.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2012 09:21 AM (nELVU)

134 *sob* *weep* *sob*

They can find men willing to slip into these, but not willing to slip into me???

*sob* *sniffle* *sob*

*goes back to slamming down Quarter Pounders*

Posted by: Meggings McCain at December 12, 2012 09:22 AM (2oHJ2)

135
Remember when HOMER asked BART why he was wearing coolatts?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 12, 2012 09:22 AM (G/zuv)

136 >She's ugly. There's nothing to prop.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2012 01:19 PM (TtXjG)

dude you have a weird sense of female beauty

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 12, 2012 09:22 AM (8sCoq)

137 That shite's so horrid, I don't even think the retarded hipsters would wear it.

Posted by: specialkayel at December 12, 2012 09:22 AM (p/5HF)

138 culottes?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 12, 2012 09:22 AM (G/zuv)

139 What this country needs is a good Zoot Suit.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 12, 2012 09:22 AM (GFM2b)

140 >>>Meggings--there's no place for your wand.

That's ok. If you wear Meggings you probably aren't packing a sizable wand anyway.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 12, 2012 09:22 AM (0q2P7)

141 126 Another exciting new male fashion trend in Williamsburg -- being anally penetrated by a strap-on wearing chick you met at the organic, fair trade, free range co-op grocery store.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2012 01:20 PM (ZPrif)

You seem to know a lot about....uh....the 'fashion' trends in Williamsburg.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2012 09:22 AM (X6akg)

142 I remember being told as a small child that girls wore stockings/leggings to keep their legs warm when they wore dresses. Given that my legs always felt like blocks of ice in stockings I figured this was some sort of mass hallucination/placebo effect in my mother's mind. I don't get jeggings/meggings/useless scraps of fabric designed to suck boddy heat out.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 12, 2012 09:22 AM (Opyrm)

143 What about the Manzier?

Posted by: Frank Costanza

The Bro!

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at December 12, 2012 09:22 AM (BrQrN)

144

Suck one cock and you're a cocksucker for life.

Posted by: Bob "Too Tall" Costas at December 12, 2012 09:22 AM (6BgmB)

145 I should note that I loathe when women wearing leggings in lieu of pants. Leggings plus long boots plus a short skirt. It's a very very good look on some women.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at December 12, 2012 09:23 AM (feFL6)

146 This is what the American 'male' aspires to... http://tinyurl.com/2s4u **Warning - autoplays one of the creepiest frickin' songs I ever heard. Has been convicted of anything yet???

Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2012 09:23 AM (fWAjv)

147 139 What this country needs is a good Zoot Suit. --- We could use the extra royalties we'd get if that happened.

Posted by: Cherry Poppin Daddies at December 12, 2012 09:23 AM (e0xKF)

148 George Washington wore leggings.

I will never understand the clothing of that era. How the hell do you stay warm in the winter with those buckle shoes and half pants with stockings?

It just seems so damn impratical. And those times were such pratical times. It's such a mismatch.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 09:23 AM (KXm42)

149 Yeah, douche hipsters in Williamsburg that already dress like a blind Yoko Ono with down syndrome might try to wear "meggings" but don't expect other New Yorkers and you know, actual people doing it. Not happening.

Posted by: Heralder at December 12, 2012 09:23 AM (+xmn4)

150 Once the cast of Glee wears them, it'll be all the rage

Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 09:23 AM (wwsoB)

151

I clicked on the link. That picture reminds me of a mullet: top half male, bottom half female (which just so happens to include his mangina, for added psychological effect).

Thanks, I'll keep my kilt.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 12, 2012 09:24 AM (yiIja)

152 OH YEAH, I am so imitating those icons of style and manliness.

/s (did I really need to put that there?)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at December 12, 2012 09:24 AM (3E2th)

153 145 I should note that I loathe when women wearing leggings in lieu of pants.

Leggings plus long boots plus a short skirt. It's a very very good look on some women.

Posted by: SchrÃ¶dinger's cat at December 12, 2012 01:23 PM (feFL6)

Or, "just" leggings, working out on the practice bar.....

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2012 09:24 AM (BoE3Z)

154 Suck one cock and you're a cocksucker for life.

Or one coxcomb.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2012 09:24 AM (QKKT0)

155

Posted by: Dee Snyder at December 12, 2012 01:21 PM (iAUf+)

___

Oh look who pipes up now: the one who looks like my great aunt Filomena on a bad hair day.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2012 09:25 AM (jm/9g)

156 I asked a girl about these last night. n=1

"I don't want my man dressing like me."

Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 12, 2012 09:25 AM (X/+QT)

157 You can invade the mainland United States. There would be a little pansie ass behind every blade of grass.

Posted by: Adm. Yamamoto at December 12, 2012 09:25 AM (fWAjv)

158

From the article:

One proud "megger" is Mark Dorosz, 34, an English internet entrepreneur who lives on the Upper East Side in Manhattan.

"Male tights are so much more comfortable than skinny jeans," he said. "I've always had good legs and it's nice to show them off all year round.

If the only two choices that come to mind are between skinny jeans or leggings, you might just be gayer than someone who is gayer than the gayest man alive.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2012 09:25 AM (SY2Kh)

159 Leggings and spandex looked great on 21 year old women wearing spike heels who had great asses

On girly men and fat women? Not so much

Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 09:25 AM (wwsoB)

160 George Washington wore leggings. ...at Valley Forge while leading the Continental Frigging Army. There's a difference, that's all I'm sayin'

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2012 09:25 AM (FcR7P)

161 If the only two choices that come to mind are between skinny jeans or leggings, you might just be gayer than someone who is gayer than the gayest man alive. --- Who said that? I'll scratch their eyes out!

Posted by: Richard Simmons at December 12, 2012 09:26 AM (e0xKF)

162 Practicle. I know how it's speled.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 09:26 AM (KXm42)

163 If the only two choices that come to mind are between skinny jeans or leggings, you might just be gayer than someone who is gayer than the gayest man alive.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2012 01:25 PM (SY2Kh)

Like I said. Fairywear.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2012 09:26 AM (GULKT)

164 To all the naysayers saying this won't take... skinny jeans. We're fucked.

Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2012 09:27 AM (fWAjv)

165 158
From the article:
One proud "megger" is Mark Dorosz, 34, an English internet entrepreneur who lives on the Upper East Side in Manhattan.
You could have stopped right there, Hollowpoint. the rest of your post was fore-ordained.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2012 09:27 AM (BoE3Z)

166 I honestly have no idea what the hell is going on in this country anymore.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal, carpenter jeans or bust at December 12, 2012 09:27 AM (O/vys)

167 Note to Secret Santas;

Even if someone minored in theater, do not buy him meggings

Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 09:27 AM (wwsoB)

168 Leggings plus long boots plus a short skirt. It's a very very good look on some women.

I want a girl with short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooong........jacket.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 09:27 AM (GQ8sn)

169 what about capes and wizard hats? If we are going to flee reality, lets do it with *MAGIC*! Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 12, 2012 01:16 PM (q177U) If Edna Mode has taught me anything, and she has, it's no capes! For those of you who would like an actual mental image of me, I have been told I bear a more than passing resemblance to Edna Mode. In fact, I've been told by more than one person that this sums me up nicely - http://youtu.be/eLDWhn8HZfY

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Tick tock tick tock. at December 12, 2012 09:27 AM (VtjlW)

170 >>>Given that my legs always felt like blocks of ice in stockings I figured this was some sort of mass hallucination/placebo effect in my mother's mind.

When stockings were silk they worked, when they started making them out of nylon, they were for appearances only.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 12, 2012 09:27 AM (0q2P7)

171 Even if someone minored in theater, do not buy him meggings

There goes my gift to Empire of Jeff.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 09:28 AM (GQ8sn)

172 I'm outta here. The temp has hit 50 so it's time to take the motorcycle out. No meggings, no hair care products, just dyno-tuned American-made V-twin goodness.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 12, 2012 09:28 AM (8sCoq)

173
Grownass men wear meggings.

heheh

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 09:28 AM (G/zuv)

174 When it all burns, meggings is just one more thing to throw on the fire

Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 09:29 AM (wwsoB)

175 I will never understand the clothing of that era. How the hell do you stay warm in the winter with those buckle shoes and half pants with stockings?
---
Rum?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2012 09:29 AM (eEfYn)

176 Note to White Elephant gifter: Buy the meggings!

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 12, 2012 09:29 AM (GFM2b)

177 What this country needs is a good Zoot Suit. I'm still holding out for the five cent cigar.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 12, 2012 09:29 AM (QupBk)

178 For those of you who would like an actual mental image of me, I have been told I bear a more than passing resemblance to Edna Mode. In fact, I've been told by more than one person that this sums me up nicely - http://youtu.be/eLDWhn8HZfY --- Can I get a video of you doing the "No capes!" rant?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2012 09:29 AM (e0xKF)

179 174 When it all burns, meggings is just one more thing to throw on the fire

Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 01:29 PM (wwsoB)

Along with their occupant.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2012 09:29 AM (X6akg)

180 I'm not finding how to discuss this in the AoSHQ Style Book. All I can think of is cockginas. I don't have one of those.

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 09:30 AM (YfIgk)

181 "There are so many people wearing exotic clothes in New York that nobody cares about a man wearing leggings if it works for him."

Patently false.

Posted by: Heralder at December 12, 2012 09:30 AM (+xmn4)

182 You're just jealous because my gay friends look great in meggings. I think they named them after me too !!!

Posted by: Meggie McBoobs at December 12, 2012 09:30 AM (wwsoB)

183 We have Secret Santas?!

I missed it because I was on vacation and not because you all hate me, right?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 12, 2012 09:31 AM (/kI1Q)

184 >>>George Washington wore leggings.

Underneath his PANTS.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 12, 2012 09:32 AM (0q2P7)

185 As part of the fiscal cliff grand bargain, Obama will require Boehner to wear meggings. Cantor only has to do the puffy shirt.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 12, 2012 09:32 AM (nZvGM)

186 169 what about capes and wizard hats? If we are going to flee reality, lets do it with *MAGIC*!
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 12, 2012 01:16 PM (q177U)

If Edna Mode has taught me anything, and she has, it's no capes!

For those of you who would like an actual mental image of me, I have been told I bear a more than passing resemblance to Edna Mode. In fact, I've been told by more than one person that this sums me up nicely - http://youtu.be/eLDWhn8HZfY

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Tick tock tick tock. at December 12, 2012 01:27 PM (VtjlW)

Alex, haven't you said that you are not known for your verticalness?
I also, have to be careful about clothes, so as not to be accused of wearing "my Dad's coat". If I wore a cape, I'd be a taller version of Gimli the dwarf. Well, maybe not "that" short, but let's just say that I never had a problem working in the mine.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2012 09:32 AM (BoE3Z)

187 >>>George Washington wore leggings.

Underneath his PANTS.

While killing Hessian mercs in their sleep!!!!

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 09:33 AM (GQ8sn)

188 Heather nobody hates you. I quite like you myself.

But your persecution complex does amuse me.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 09:34 AM (KXm42)

189 The more practical look going forward would be cargo pants and Kevlar vests.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 12, 2012 09:34 AM (aZ6ew)

190

The introduction of meggings makes me sometimes think that sharia wouldn't be a bad idea.

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 09:34 AM (YfIgk)

191 Oh great, now fat men can flaunt the blivit look and cause widespread vomiting

Oh, a "blivit" is 10 pounds of shit stuffed into a 5 pound bag

Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 09:34 AM (wwsoB)

192 I don't know if it's a national or local trend, but the most annoying trend that I see every time I hit the grocery store?

Pajama pants.

No, not sweats, but what appear to be actual print pajamas. In public. Worn by adults. On purpose.

It's a damned travesty that it's still illegal to punch them in the face.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2012 09:34 AM (SY2Kh)

193

They look kind of like tight sweat pants. I neither wear sweat pants, nor tight pants. But these things look plain slobbish... and feminine. Somehow, they managed to make them look like something a gay fat plumber would wear around the house with pizza sauce stains all over it. It's the worst of all possible worlds.

And seriously - seriously - maybe some of you don't have that problem but where I do put my junk? My shirt isn't going to cover that up unless I start wearing really long shirts (basically - summer dresses) too. I'd be flopping and dangling all over the place.

And all the women would have to be forced to wear burkahs in public, because of the public health & safety issue presented by unrestrained boners hitting people in the eye.

Posted by: Entropy at December 12, 2012 09:36 AM (TULs6)

194 George Washington wore leggings.

Underneath his PANTS.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 12, 2012 01:32 PM (0q2P7)

----------------------------------------------

I read somewhere that his meggings were crotchless.

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 09:36 AM (YfIgk)

195

139: What this country needs is a good Zoot Suit. I'll run with that, what this country needs is a good Zoot Suit Riot.

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at December 12, 2012 09:36 AM (qL20/)

196

See what happens when a society is no longer allows poor fashion choices to be punishable through repeated applications of a claw hammer to the designer's skull?

You get meggings.

I hope you're happy about that, Society.

Posted by: Jaws at December 12, 2012 09:36 AM (4I3Uo)

197 I just really wish women who wear tight tight clothing would take a realistic look at themselves in a 360 mirror first.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 09:37 AM (KXm42)

198 #21

It isn't even that. If you look hard enough you'll find a clothing company desperately looking to expand its market. These type of stories always trace back to that.

Posted by: epobirs at December 12, 2012 09:37 AM (kcfmt)

199

If dudes start wearing meggings, I'm just going to walk around in longjohns all winter.

Posted by: Entropy at December 12, 2012 09:39 AM (TULs6)

200 It isn't even that. If you look hard enough you'll find a clothing company desperately looking to expand its market. These type of stories always trace back to that.

Well yeah....that's the bottom line. This stuff is publicity straight up.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 09:40 AM (KXm42)

201 I don't think "meggings" are going to attract the ladies

I don't think the target market for "meggings" wants to.

Posted by: Phinn at December 12, 2012 09:41 AM (oFH2D)

202 Can I get a video of you doing the "No capes!" rant? Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2012 01:29 PM (e0xKF) If the Horde is good, maybe for Christmas. Alex, haven't you said that you are not known for your verticalness? Yup. The shots of Edna walking next to anyone are pretty much accurate representations of me walking next to anyone. I had this awesome cloak for awhile. Boy BFF ruined it by referring to me solely as Frodo when I wore it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Tick tock tick tock. at December 12, 2012 09:41 AM (VtjlW)

203 With codpieces, you could stash some extra money just in case you got robbed of your purse.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 12, 2012 09:42 AM (0Ufr+)

204 181 "There are so many people wearing exotic clothes in New York that nobody cares about a man wearing leggings if it works for him."

Patently false. Posted by: Heralder at December 12, 2012 01:30 PM

Whenever someone says "nobody cares what someone else wears", what they're telling you is "they're laughing WITH me, not AT me" and "they giggle, point, and laugh because they don't appreciate that I'm different, not that I look like Hipster the Clown"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 09:42 AM (wwsoB)

205 If dudes start wearing meggings, I'm just going to walk around in longjohns all winter.

Posted by: Entropy at December 12, 2012 01:39 PM (TULs6)

---------------------------------------------------

The ones with the flap in the back? Oooohhhhh, yyyyyeeeaaaahhhh.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 12, 2012 09:42 AM (YfIgk)

206 I had this awesome cloak for awhile. Boy BFF ruined it by referring to me solely as Frodo when I wore it.

One Stompy Boot to rule them all.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 09:43 AM (GQ8sn)

207 A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-YMWBMZoe8

Posted by: Robin Hood at December 12, 2012 09:44 AM (XvHmy)

208 Ha, that may be a good White Elephant gift.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2012 09:44 AM (O/fK8)

209 Get with the times, male cons! If you're young and on the prowl soon you won't be able to attract a lady without these meggings.

Posted by: Genderfluid Cisqueer at December 12, 2012 09:46 AM (NXd0Q)

210 AtC,

Because this is the internet, this is what I picture in my head when I think of AtC + cloak.....

http://tinyurl.com/bfged4k

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 09:46 AM (da5Wo)

211

Personally, I prefer the Curly model. It's roomier than the Moe and Larry models.

Sorry, in this economy we can only afford the Curly-Joe model for the *ahem* huskier fellow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2012 09:59 AM (zF6Iw)

212 Sit on my faaaaace
and tell me that you love meeeeee

Posted by: Corona at December 12, 2012 10:01 AM (fh2Y7)

213 We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.

Posted by: Erica at December 12, 2012 10:03 AM (VEKNF)

214 Frankly, I'd be happy if plus-fours came back as a fashion statement. Oh, to dream. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2012 10:03 AM (zF6Iw)

215

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Tick tock tick tock. at December 12, 2012 01:27 PM (VtjlW)

I stick with my image of you as "Mistress Dika", or whoever she was in that B/W photo with smoldering cigarette and Nazi Hat... you posted a few months back. Thank you very much.

Posted by: Paladin at December 12, 2012 10:05 AM (+Wvn3)

216

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at December 12, 2012 01:36 PM (qL20/)

Can I just say that this is one of the best nics here at the HQ?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2012 10:07 AM (zF6Iw)

217 Bet that Rahm, the tiny dancer, has got a few on order.

Posted by: bverwey at December 12, 2012 10:08 AM (XNTyv)

218

I stick with my image of you as "Mistress Dika", or whoever she was in that B/W photo with smoldering cigarette and Nazi Hat... you posted a few months back. Thank you very much.

I think that was a picture of Dita Von Teese. A name well worth googling if you have some time on your hands, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2012 10:08 AM (zF6Iw)

219 You Americans. Everyone knows Lederhosen are making a comeback.

Posted by: Bruno, Germany's Top Male Model at December 12, 2012 10:15 AM (QyeW7)

220 If dudes start wearing meggings, I'm just going to walk around in longjohns all winter. Posted by: Entropy

I'll have to start doing that. It'll really screw a few people up.

Posted by: Smokey Behr at December 12, 2012 10:17 AM (QyeW7)

221 Longjohns don't qualify as meggings, because unless you're wearing another layer of underwear, the shitstains become rather cumbersome.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2012 10:25 AM (ZA675)

222 Megging's aside - recent college grad with some spare time before first job starts. Any recommendations for a reading list?

Posted by: BusinessInAthens at December 12, 2012 01:05 PM (H6GaV)

Treason by Ann Coulter

The Last Centurion by John Ringo

Federalist Papers

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 12, 2012 10:25 AM (kXoT0)

223 First thing I thought of looking at that picture was the old music vid "The Safety Dance"

Posted by: sig at December 12, 2012 10:29 AM (zsu/A)

224 I would tear the flesh from my legs and walk around with exposed bloody leg bones before ever wearing anything like that.

Posted by: Berserker at December 12, 2012 10:31 AM (FMbng)

225 James Woods had it right in "John Carpenter's Vampires" when he called the lead vamp a "Eurotrash fashion victim".

Nothing much new under the sun.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 12, 2012 10:47 AM (opLk0)

226 Because skinny jeans are painful?

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at December 12, 2012 10:50 AM (L4CWX)

227 I see what you did with headline on this post. Racist bait. Very clever and funny and I liked it.

Posted by: L, elle at December 12, 2012 04:15 PM (0PiQ4)

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