September 25, 2012

Michelle Obama's Restricted-Calories Lunch Menu Sparks Outcry
— Ace

Apparently we've solved all serious problems. We can now turn our focus to the lesser problems, like fat kids.

And, because we don't want to make fat kids feel fat, we'll put everyone on a restricted-calorie diet.

Our Professional Deciders have decided that the dietary requirements of an athlete or morning farm-worker are exactly the same as a sedentary overweight kid who needs fewer calories.

Some Kansas students and at least one political leader say new school lunch guidelines aimed at limiting calories and encouraging good nutrition are having an unintended consequence:

Hungry kids.

But that's not an unintended consequence. It's an intended one. A fair percentage of kids are overweight and need to diet (though restricted-calorie diets aren't the way to go). But the government, being of a One Size Fits All mindset, mandates the restricted-calorie diet for people who plainly do not need to diet (active students, athletes) and wonders why so many are complaining.

Even as far as addressing the overweight kids -- the intended consequence is hunger. Why do they imagine restricted-calorie diets are so unpopular?

It's the hunger, stupid.

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The new guidelines — the first major overhaul of school meals in 15 years — also require cafeterias to serve less fat and sodium and more fruits, vegetables and whole grains.

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The lunch included one cheese-stuffed bread stick, a small dollop of marinara sauce, three apple slices and some raw spinach. Kirkham supplemented the lunch with items from a salad bar, including cubes of ham, bacon bits and dressing, which were available only to teachers.

“I asked why the sauce had no meat and I was informed that due to the breadsticks containing cheese, the meat would put us over the guidelines for protein,” Kirkham wrote.

“Now think of a high school boy who works out at least three hours a day, not including farm work. … I’m furious. The ‘cheese’ inside the breadstick is approximately three bites. This is ridiculous.”

This being McClatchy, though, they go on to talk up how many people like being hungry. If I could offer my own spin -- it gives students a sense of focus (on survival functions).

The USDA now recommends packing "healthy snacks" for kids. So what is the point here? They enact a restricted-calorie diet for all students, 75% of whom don't need it, and then suggest that parents send along more calories if they think their kids need it?

Then what is the point of denying hungry kids an extra portion? The system is set up for full compliance (no exceptions!) in order to make sure the fat kids aren't cheating. But this One Size Fits All approach doesn't work for everyone, so they tell people "Eat more if you need to."

So, if there's an element of students (and their parents) making individually-tailored diet decisions here, why impose the blanket calorie-restricted diet on everyone?

There's an easy way out of this, of course. They could just permit extra portions to any athletes or anyone whose parents sign a form stating they work in the morning and need extra calories.

This is obvious, of course. But they don't do it because One Size Fits All. It's a religious mantra. Can't treat different students differently, you know. Even when the students have different circumstances and different caloric needs.

If they're confessing their restricted-calorie state-imposed universal menu isn't universal -- if they're confessing that there is a strong element of personal/parental responsibility for diet decisions here -- then... why are they doing this?

A viral video, apparently written by a teacher and performed by a 16 year old football athlete, is parodying the program:

Political take: My own observation is this-- people get especially animated about things at the center of the human experience. Chiefly I mean sex, God, and food/eating habits.

Michelle Obama is playing with fire.

Posted by: Ace at 07:42 AM | Comments (406)
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1
..... hitting the links today I see.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 25, 2012 07:44 AM (C8hzL)

2 So, red post means what compared to flaming skull? I'm still new here, I only come for the smart military threads

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 25, 2012 07:44 AM (UZQM8)

3 That link has a quote!

Posted by: amirite at September 25, 2012 07:44 AM (1KEUk)

4 Dammit fixerupper.  You were too quick to link all the red to golfing.

Posted by: GMan at September 25, 2012 07:44 AM (sxq57)

5 They didn't build that meal.

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 25, 2012 07:44 AM (GvYeG)

6 2 I'm still new here, I only come for the smart military threads

You must be new here.

Posted by: Flounder at September 25, 2012 07:45 AM (Kkt/i)

7 It's not about diet, health, or concern for kids.

It's about power.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 25, 2012 07:45 AM (CdCPN)

8 What were the chances that giving fatassed Mooch input into school lunches would be a major clusterfuck?

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at September 25, 2012 07:45 AM (WzJwX)

9 The mega-hyperlink, it blinds....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 25, 2012 07:45 AM (WXoUE)

10 7 It's not about diet, health, or concern for kids.

It's about power.


^^ This

Posted by: GMan at September 25, 2012 07:45 AM (sxq57)

11 Word.

Posted by: Smart Military Thread at September 25, 2012 07:46 AM (GvYeG)

12 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2012 11:45 AM (CdCPN) And scrawny people that can't fight back. The Obama's are playing the commie game step by fucking step.

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 25, 2012 07:46 AM (UZQM8)

13 Forget about this..... what about Romneys gaffffffffes?

Posted by: the pink not panicking about one poll formerly known as the hobbit Donna at September 25, 2012 07:46 AM (W2Z3C)

14 I enjoyed The Hunger Games but I was hoping not to live it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2012 07:47 AM (TMB3S)

15 What do they want to end up with an ass as big as hers?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2012 07:47 AM (1Jaio)

16 Anybody see her Ass go by lately? And besides , nobody gets out alive, hook the little one's up to a snow shovel in the Winter and a plow in the Summer.

Posted by: Clemenza at September 25, 2012 07:47 AM (afx6B)

17 It's not about diet, health, or concern for kids.

It's about power.

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Yup.... obedience training for the masses. 

Just like the TSA.  Schooling future generations to take their orders from the authorities.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 25, 2012 07:48 AM (C8hzL)

18

I am holding in my hands a memo from our superitendent:

 

"Most of the food is being wasted. A few schools reported much more waste than before. It is simply too soon to tell whether the program is a failure or not, but it is the law and we must follow it or risk losing about $2 million in school lunch reimubursement."

 

Also: "You will probably be getting feedback on this issue."

Posted by: CJ at September 25, 2012 07:48 AM (9KqcB)

19 These pretzels are making me thirsty

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at September 25, 2012 07:48 AM (GRvW4)

20 Madame Ceausescu red courtesy phone.  Michelle Obama is on the line for advice.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 25, 2012 07:48 AM (WXoUE)

21 I'm hungry ...

Posted by: Smart Military Thread at September 25, 2012 07:49 AM (GvYeG)

22 Juxtapose pictures of kids with their scrawny meals with the First F***ups at one of their dinners. "The Obamas: Feasting While Your Kids Starve".

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at September 25, 2012 07:49 AM (GBXon)

23 "also require cafeterias to serve less fat and sodium and more fruits, vegetables and whole grains."




Fat and sodium are NOT the enemy!!!  They should serve more protein and less whole grains.  Good Lord.....nutritional advice from.....the government?  What could go wrong.

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2012 07:49 AM (X6akg)

24 Yes, but Romney doesn't get why the windows on an airplane don't roll down. He is teh stoopid!!!!

Posted by: Humorless Lefty at September 25, 2012 07:49 AM (7vSU0)

25 Have we had a chicken-choking update?

Posted by: USA at September 25, 2012 07:49 AM (RIg+t)

26 In all seriousness, I volunteered  in the local schools, and you wouldn't believe how many kids who get the "free" lunch just toss it in the garbage... Make them bring food from home and leave them be. And yes that includes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches if they want and an evil cookie!  Government  out of my lunch sack!

Posted by: the pink not panicking about one poll formerly known as the hobbit Donna at September 25, 2012 07:50 AM (W2Z3C)

27 Obama today: the future does not belong to people who slander the prophet of Islam Mohammed. Wtf country am I in today?

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 25, 2012 07:50 AM (iv+KC)

28 Prager has been on this beat for a decade, that the Left is hot for all thing health because of the opportunities it allows for the government to become involved with individuals.


Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 25, 2012 07:50 AM (CdCPN)

29 That video is going to cause violence. We need to detain that young man for his own good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2012 07:50 AM (2b4yb)

30 I love that video.  Awesome.

I am just disappointed that the kids appear to have fallen asleep in chemistry class.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 25, 2012 07:50 AM (m/eXi)

31

"The future does not belong to those who defame The Prophet of Islam, nor those who ask for a second serving of meat loaf".

 

Posted by: Mr and Mrs. Barack Hussein Obama, Khalif of the Islamic Republic of Amerika at September 25, 2012 07:50 AM (NVdGX)

32 Oh oh lemme try the bonus point question: If they bring lunches from home they are subject to inspection. TELL ME WHAT I TEH ONE!!!111!!1

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 25, 2012 07:51 AM (UZQM8)

33 Political take: My own observation is this-- people get especially animated about things at the center of the human experience. Chiefly I mean sex, God, and food/eating habits. This kind of shit is why I hated Mike Huckabee from the outset in 2008. Fat boy decided that his life was better off after losing weight, so he imposed diet and fitness standards on Arkansas school children as a result.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 25, 2012 07:51 AM (e0xKF)

34

"Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and generally more useful."

 

- Mark  Rippetoe, who knows what the fuck he's talking about.

 

I ate like a bastard during  football season and in the summer.  My coach was always on me to put on more mass.  How the fuck do you expect kids to  live through a period of weightlifting and then a 2-3 hour practice after school on an 850-calorie lunch?

 

So fucking  stupid.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 25, 2012 07:51 AM (vaKm1)

35 Exactly right it is about control of our children. If they are hungry they are less likely to question the liberal crap being shoved into their brains.

Posted by: They are coming for our children at September 25, 2012 07:51 AM (XtUgG)

36 The Federal Gov't should not be mandating what kids eat for lunch. How about they take care of the National Defense and stuff?

Posted by: edj at September 25, 2012 07:51 AM (+QKfp)

37 This is the same brain trust that wants to ban salt. The human doesn't need no stinkin sodium. wait, what?

Posted by: obi wan soothsayer at September 25, 2012 07:51 AM (6QTbk)

38 I used to believe that in America, people decided for themselves what to eat.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2012 07:51 AM (w9iTT)

39 They should hire those kids to make the anti-muslim film, that was great. Fuck you Spielberg

Posted by: Lara Logan at September 25, 2012 07:52 AM (oSFWF)

40

The First Lady is now writing the lunch menus for local schools.

 

We are losing the battle for local control - of everything, but most glaringly, schools. We didnt' say much when W federalized schools under No Child Left Behind, but to think how far Republicans have come from when Reagan wanted to eliminated the Department of Education.

Posted by: CJ at September 25, 2012 07:52 AM (9KqcB)

41 Posted by: the pink not panicking about one poll formerly known as the hobbit Donna at September 25, 2012 11:50 AM (W2Z3C)

Serious question here:  What the hell is up with peanut allergies?  When I was a kid, everybody ate peanut butter.  Never saw anyone have a reaction.  Where the hell did all this shit come from?  Now Billy can't even bring a PBJ to school cuz Mikey might die from the smell?

I don't get it.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at September 25, 2012 07:52 AM (GRvW4)

42 Everyone on the same diet,  despite kids activity levels and nutrition needs being different.  Socialist attitude for sure.

One group of kids that don't mind the low calorie diet?

The little girls with anorexia.

Posted by: Dang© at September 25, 2012 07:53 AM (R18D0)

43 oops sock off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2012 07:53 AM (oSFWF)

44

I'm allergic to almost all fruits (yay for bananas), and most vegetables.  I can digest some carb-food and protein (most of the time).  What in the hell would I do, if I were a student there, or a teacher?

I've always loathed this "diet" crap. I consulted a nutritionist who solemnly swore that egg yolks have no nutritional value whatsoever; if they'll lie about that, they'll lie about anything...

 

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at September 25, 2012 07:53 AM (7v5Ct)

45

I love that video. Awesome.

I am just disappointed that the kids appear to have fallen asleep in chemistry class.

 

 

LOL!  Hi, Chemmy!

 

Posted by: runningrn at September 25, 2012 07:53 AM (WGmy2)

46

Restricting growing teenage boys to low protein, low calorie lunches...what could possibly go wrong?

 

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2012 07:53 AM (jm/9g)

47

"There's an easy way out of this, of course. They could just permit extra portions to any athletes or anyone whose parents sign a form stating they work in the morning and need extra calories."

This isn't a way out, this is simply creating exceptions to a Federally mandate that imposes a senseless and overbearing authority depriving individuals from the right to exercise their personal choices.

How about, instead of implementing an unworkable mandate and then making exceptions for certain classes of people, we remove the unworkable mandate altogether?

 

 

Posted by: mjhlaw at September 25, 2012 07:53 AM (0YJYN)

48 At least we know that Michelle isn't the witch from Hansel and Gretel.  She liked fat kids.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 25, 2012 07:53 AM (Hx5uv)

49 The average high school student needs around 2400 calories a day
that's 800 calories per meal. So these new school meals are providing 650 calories.

An athlete can burn thousands of calories in a day, Michael Phelps routinely consumed 8000 calories a day.

These people are maniacs.

They must be destroyed.

Posted by: General Woundwort at September 25, 2012 07:54 AM (06lNq)

50 My daughters elementary school is circuimventing this BS by allowing the kids to have snacks in class (crackers, goldfish). I wasnt real sure why until I saw this post this morning. Dumb ass Mooch...

Posted by: JoeinTX at September 25, 2012 07:54 AM (pjusE)

51 Barbara, are you going to finish that crouton? Michelle ate all mine and I'm feeling a little peckish...

Posted by: Lord Lightweight at September 25, 2012 07:54 AM (FcR7P)

52 All the school has to do is forgo federal funds and they can serve what ever they want.



What the red States should do is say no federal funds and then embargo that amount of gas taxes.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 07:54 AM (YdQQY)

53 27 Obama today: the future does not belong to people who slander the prophet of Islam Mohammed. What a SCOAMF.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 25, 2012 07:54 AM (e0xKF)

54

I bet you money that test scores will go down.  It's hard to take a test when you are having hunger pains.  Plus the lack of calories.  Your brain needs fuel, not just your body.

Posted by: runningrn at September 25, 2012 07:55 AM (WGmy2)

55 Yeah tell the football players who burn thousands of calories every day at practice that they only need to eat 2400 calories a day.

Posted by: Adam at September 25, 2012 07:55 AM (/YJYi)

56

Good video, and its been out for a while. One of the few that I bring up on the big TV to watch. The overly dramatic falling down and crawling must really stick in the dimbocrats crawl.

Protesting the Hunger-Free Act of 2010 - what a fucking Orwellian title to a bill that brings more hunger instead of less. On seeing the bill title I knew it had to be invented by a Dem, and 1 minute of checking found that yes, it was introduced by a dem during her 45 seconds as Senator before being booted roundly by a Aransas Republican. Looks like it was introduced and rushed through during the lame duck congess of 2010. Practically introduced, and signed into law in world record time.

Posted by: Up with people! at September 25, 2012 07:55 AM (kzFo5)

57 You know, a muffin can be very filling.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at September 25, 2012 07:55 AM (4LA+T)

58 Exactly. I have a dainty 5 foot freshman daughter who is doing cross country right now. She eats like a linebacker! No weight gain there, not when you get up at 4am and go till 5 pm at school.

Posted by: Damn straight at September 25, 2012 07:55 AM (XtUgG)

59 There is one poll result I'd like to see.  Are you more or less likely to vote for Obama knowing that Mooch will be the first lady?

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 25, 2012 07:55 AM (Hx5uv)

60 FOLLOW THE MONEY! Which Obama crony is running the cheese-filled breadstick company? That's your culprit. My kids takes his INCREDIBLE lunch to school. He eats better than me, and very healthily. And he also gets a little treat for dessert. I think kids should go on strike against Chewbacca.

Posted by: Mick McMick at September 25, 2012 07:55 AM (l+MMl)

61 The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam. But to be credible, those who condemn that slander must also condemn the hate we see in the image of Jesus Christ that are desecrated, churches are destroyed, or the Holocaust is denied," he said, in an apparent reference to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.





So I take that "Piss Christ" won't be happening then

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2012 07:55 AM (1Jaio)

62 Well we all know why the Obama administration is doing this. Besides the control aspect, they can't have any over-weight people clogging up their precious health care  system.We must all be healthy because they are going to be rationing   health care.Fat and you get no treatment for ailments... I'd laugh but it's no joke...

Posted by: the pink not panicking about one poll formerly known as the hobbit Donna at September 25, 2012 07:55 AM (W2Z3C)

63 Remember,  as the lunches got smaller,  the prices went up.

Same thing is happening at my kid's school.

Total rip-off.

Posted by: Dang© at September 25, 2012 07:55 AM (R18D0)

64 Moochelle "Garrrrdak!!!" Obama is under the silly assumption that we just have to "eat less", and eat fewer calories.

Govt perpetuating unscientific clap-trap.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at September 25, 2012 07:55 AM (xAtAj)

65 As I've been saying ever since the bed-wetting fascists started to take up this cause, make the fat fucks spend their entire gym class running. Nothing would discourage a bad diet like gym class being too vigorous and unbearable for them.

Posted by: Abe Froman at September 25, 2012 07:55 AM (E55AK)

66 Back in May my sister-in-law tried to surprise her 2nd grade son on his birthday by bringing him a happy meal for lunch. The school wouldn't let him eat it because it violated Michelle Obama's rules. Poor little guy was crushed. This happened in South Carolina, not California or New York.

Posted by: BigDPhoton at September 25, 2012 07:56 AM (d2QQ4)

67 My own observation is this-- people get especially animated about things at the center of the human experience. Chiefly I mean sex, God, and food/eating habits. My guidelines from the boss have been a) Don't mess with their pay b) Don't mess with their lunch Any problems with the lower rungs of Maslow's Hierarchy will kill morale.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 25, 2012 07:56 AM (Ec6wH)

68 How about they take care of the National Defense and stuff?Posted by: edj

Yeah, but in order to do that you would need some guiding document that anchors legislative scope and size of the Federal Government. It would have to be influential, something on the order of a Constitution.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 25, 2012 07:56 AM (CdCPN)

69 I'm from the government and I'm just trying to help, so shut the fuck up and get skinny already.

Posted by: Mrs. President For Life Obama at September 25, 2012 07:56 AM (B5y+v)

70 You know, a muffin can be very filling. Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at September 25, 2012 11:55 AM (4LA+T) Only if your fucking it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2012 07:56 AM (oSFWF)

71 27 Obama today: the future does not belong to people who slander the prophet of Islam Mohammed.

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Haha. You almost got me there! What? You're not kidding?

Posted by: edj at September 25, 2012 07:56 AM (+QKfp)

72

The Prophet of Islam screwed a nine year old girl.

It isn't slander if it is true.  My future is intact

 

 

Posted by: Aisha's Hymen at September 25, 2012 07:56 AM (NVdGX)

73
These people honestly think that hunger is how to get through life.

Unless you're the preezy, then eat whatever you want.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at September 25, 2012 07:56 AM (xAtAj)

74 When your only tools are a hammer and a sickle, then everybody looks like a Kulak

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at September 25, 2012 07:56 AM (oPOWQ)

75 I thought that it was the Republicans who wanted to starve children.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 25, 2012 07:56 AM (Hx5uv)

76 My hymen isn't intact, however

Posted by: Aisha's Hymen at September 25, 2012 07:57 AM (NVdGX)

77 WHY the polls are TIED!!! (sfw) very entertaining too! (RCP link)

http://bit.ly/Ssg8IA

Posted by: rukiddingme? at September 25, 2012 07:57 AM (MbeEN)

78 What the red States should do is say no federal funds and then embargo that amount of gas taxes.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 11:54 AM (YdQQY)

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They should do that for every program, and have all of the employers in the state send their quarterlies to the state capitol, then decide what percentage will be forwarded to DC.  This was in the planning stages in the eighties, not sure what happened to it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2012 07:57 AM (w9iTT)

79 Restricting growing teenage boys to low protein, low calorie lunches...what could possibly go wrong? I'm feeling a little faint...

Posted by: Lord Lightweight at September 25, 2012 07:57 AM (FcR7P)

80 When your only tools are a hammer and a sickle, then everybody looks like a Kulak

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that's very good.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 25, 2012 07:57 AM (Hx5uv)

81 I'd say Michelle Obama is like a whore who got religion, but she's more like a whore who wants everyone else to get religion.

Posted by: AJP at September 25, 2012 07:57 AM (KHo8t)

82 Just what we need: some asshat in Washington DC deciding what to feed our kids eat for lunch.  When does the revolution start?  I don't want to be late.

Posted by: MTF at September 25, 2012 07:58 AM (B5y+v)

83

All the school has to do is forgo federal funds and they can serve what ever they want.

 

It's a federal mandate to serve lunch. I don't think districts can afford it. They would need to get out from the mandate and then offer lunch to only the truly needy, but they would be buried in lawsuits.

 

Not that you are not taking the right approach. We need to wrestle control of our locals schools back from the feds.

Posted by: CJ at September 25, 2012 07:58 AM (9KqcB)

84

Serious question here: What the hell is up with peanut allergies? When I was a kid, everybody ate peanut butter. Never saw anyone have a reaction. Where the hell did all this shit come from? Now Billy can't even bring a PBJ to school cuz Mikey might die from the smell?<<<<<

 

They're not allergic, they're fucking racists. 

 

Who invented the peanut?  George Washington Carver - A KNOWN  BLACK MAN.  I don't know how clearly it needs to be laid out before people realize what's going on right in front of them.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (vaKm1)

85 If you send your kids to government schools and pay for government meals, they are going to get what they are going to get. They are going to get whatever the government says and that may be based on swooning for a first lady or votes in the Iowa caucus or whatever. That's how it works. (oh, yeah, that's how your health care will work, too, don't forget.) You want your kids to eat what you want them to have, send them to school with lunch you prepare.

Posted by: Golan Globus at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (7vSU0)

86 Mooch is a worse scold than Santorum.


Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (xAtAj)

87 Yeah I got into a heated discussion with my best friend a few weeks ago over this.  She sees nothing wrong with it.  Then throws out lines like.. well you don't object to eating healthy do you?  God, I love her to death but I do wonder about her sometimes.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (l/N7H)

88

I don't have any children and don't really expect to have any in the future, and even so the thought of some beaurocrat intentionally denying my hypothetical children the necessary food makes me angry on a pretty viceral level.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (3XBCj)

89

I have to say that this is a great civics lesson for kids.  They are learning something firsthand, better than they would if they sat in a government class.  Top down legislating, state control is wrong.  Gubamint trying to "solve problems" always has unintended consequences that harm the people the gubamint is trying to save.  In short, elections have consequences, kiddies! 

Posted by: runningrn at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (WGmy2)

90 Obama today: the future does not belong to people who slander the prophet of Islam Mohammed.

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How about the people who tell the truth about the prophet Muhammad?  I've got a feeling they have no future either.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (Hx5uv)

91 I like to stick muffins up my bung hole!

Posted by: Jon at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (/YJYi)

92 It's a federal mandate to serve lunch.


Only as a condition for accepting federal money.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (YdQQY)

93

In order to make kids less fat, don't underfeed them but make them run laps instead.  Underfeeding children, unlike adults, is actually a really bad idea as opposed to merely ineffective.   Supergenius wisdom from decades of football coaches.  Also, long walks.     

Posted by: Beagle at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (sOtz/)

94 Testing to see if I am banned for dissing Moo-chelle's Drudge pic last night.

*gulp*

Posted by: sickinmass at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (CFi9O)

95

Serious question here: What the hell is up with peanut allergies? When I was a kid, everybody ate peanut butter. Never saw anyone have a reaction. Where the hell did all this shit come from? Now Billy can't even bring a PBJ to school cuz Mikey might die from the smell?

I don't get it.

 

Me either.  We were on a plane a few weeks ago.  I ordered a beer and asked for peanuts.  The flight attendant said they couldn't serve any peanuts because someone on the plane had allergies.  So I asked, What about all the peanuts on the floor?  The attendant said I know, but it's our policy.  Fucktards.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (O/fK8)

96 Yeh, but I'm OK w/that.

It's not my responsibility to feed someone else's little bacteria spreading idiots.

Posted by: franksalterego at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (9XykO)

97 Hunger Macht Satt!

Posted by: Frau Doktor Michellele at September 25, 2012 07:59 AM (FcR7P)

98 But but but Ed Morrissey says Michelle Obama is a very nice lady and he admires her.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 25, 2012 08:00 AM (AZGON)

99 I am so looking forward to when Mrs Romney moves into the White House.

Posted by: Rondinellamamma at September 25, 2012 08:00 AM (53riN)

100 Poor little guy was crushed.

This happened in South Carolina, not California or New York.

Posted by: BigDPhoton at September 25, 2012 11:56 AM (d2QQ4)

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She should have told him to eat it while she stood guard.  I'm sorry, but any school official who believes that they outrank the parent needs to have some teeth knocked out.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2012 08:00 AM (w9iTT)

101 Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at September 25, 2012 11:56 AM (oPOWQ)

Nice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2012 08:00 AM (2b4yb)

102 I would have lol'd more at the video if it had the elementary schoolers belly crawling towards a McDonald's cheeseburger and the football receivers vying to catch a hotdog.

But I cannot help but fear what may become of this in our schools as this video will doubtless cause senseless acts of school violence over lunch money thefts and arson, or something.

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 25, 2012 08:00 AM (Kkt/i)

103 HUGE GET: RT @bdomenech: In Ohio tomorrow, Mike Rowe will join Mitt Romney. http://vlt.tc/hev

Posted by: Y-not at September 25, 2012 08:00 AM (5H6zj)

104 Eat lots of meat, fish, greens, and a bit of fruit.

Eat until full.

Repeat this as long as you desire.

Have a great life.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at September 25, 2012 08:00 AM (xAtAj)

105 @44, good point. My daughter has salicylate and phenol sensitivity, so almost all fruits are out for her, along with many vegetables.

Posted by: Travis at September 25, 2012 08:01 AM (/gUgY)

106 And once again, EOJ to the rescue.  Thanks for clearing that up, man.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at September 25, 2012 08:01 AM (GRvW4)

107 Incidentally, wasn't there a case not too long ago where a mother did pack a lunch for her daughter and the school confiscated it because it wasn't according to government-mandated health guidelines?

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 25, 2012 08:01 AM (3XBCj)

108 [[[*whew*]]]

JEF makes me sick. I will call him awful things. He asked for it.

Posted by: sickinmass at September 25, 2012 08:01 AM (CFi9O)

109

You want your kids to eat what you want them to have, send them to school with lunch you prepare. 

 

The problem is, some of the schools are monitoring what kids are bringing from home.  I remember several stories last year where kids were told the lunches they brought were unhealthy and were tossed.  The kids were then forced to eat school lunches, and their parents were sent a bill.  The schools were actually paying people to to through kids' lunch boxes to make sure they were in compliance with government standards.  It's a crazy, scary world we are living in right now.

Posted by: runningrn at September 25, 2012 08:01 AM (WGmy2)

110

When your only tools are a hammer and a sickle, then everybody looks like a Kulak

 

Good enough reason for a repost:

 

High school band marches with hammer sickle

http://tinyurl.com/bl448sp

Superindendent:

"If anything is being celebrated it's the music," she said. "It is what it is. I understand people look at something and choose how to interpret that and I'm just very sorry that it wasn't looked at as just a history lesson."

 

Besides, she explained, "in 2008 we did an entire show on freedom."

 

Posted by: CJ at September 25, 2012 08:01 AM (9KqcB)

111

After Obama seizes all the farms, because they make a profit, and the Department of Agriculture is in charge of managing farming and food prooduction, people will have to get used to 1500 calories per day.  Arugula will, however, be widely available.

I'm still waiting on Maxine Waters to follow through on her threat to nationalize the oil companies.  I'll be buying Schwinn stocks then...

 

Posted by: Ed Mahmoud at September 25, 2012 08:01 AM (NVdGX)

112 the government, being of a One Size Fits All mindset Thank Gaia Obamacare won't be like this.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 25, 2012 08:01 AM (AZGON)

113 Then throws out lines like.. well you don't object to eating healthy do you? God, I love her to death but I do wonder about her sometimes.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at September 25, 2012 11:59 AM (l/N7H)



You need to tell her that what they're serving is only 'healthy' in the mind of a gov't. bureaucrat. 


Calorie restriction backfires big time....and PROTEIN AND SALT ARE NOT THE ENEMY!

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2012 08:02 AM (X6akg)

114 105 HUGE GET:

RT @bdomenech: In Ohio tomorrow, Mike Rowe will join Mitt Romney. http://vlt.tc/hev

Posted by: Y-not at September 25, 2012 12:00 PM (5H6zj)


  I've been saying for weeks he should use Mike. He's very popular!

Posted by: the pink not panicking about one poll formerly known as the hobbit Donna at September 25, 2012 08:02 AM (W2Z3C)

115 You want your kids to eat what you want them to have, send them to school with lunch you prepare. The problem with that logic is that the schools are inspecting lunches to make sure they conform to the school's nutritional program. That would be reasonable if the "lunch" in question was a box of Ho-Hos and a 2 liter Coke. Less so if it's a sandwich, a side, and a dessert.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 25, 2012 08:02 AM (e0xKF)

116

>>Serious question here: What the hell is up with peanut allergies? When I was a kid, everybody ate peanut butter. Never saw anyone have a reaction. Where the hell did all this shit come from? Now Billy can't even bring a PBJ to school cuz Mikey might die from the smell?<<<<<

 

 

Weak Jeans.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 25, 2012 08:02 AM (4LA+T)

117 Let them eat celery!

Posted by: Moochelle Antoinette at September 25, 2012 08:02 AM (jucos)

118 My HS back in the 80's had the same complaints with lunch, although the complaint wasn't portion size, it was shittty food. It wasn't what I'd call shitty though, but I joined in to the protest for the laugh value. A big protest was scheduled and someone called the local news, who showed up to film a protest that was more of a joke than anything. Kids carrying "No more dirty diaper burritos" signs. Pretending to be trying to tip over the single wide trailer that was our cafeteria. One kid filmed making himself throw up on the big G in the main quad. (Grossmont HS). Good fun was had by all.

Posted by: Up with people! at September 25, 2012 08:03 AM (kzFo5)

119 My lib friend and I argued about this last night at a restaurant.  I said loudly 'just because you need a government mommy to pack your lunch and pick out your clothes for you, it doesn't mean everyone else does, too'. Other patrons giggled.

Posted by: model_1066 at September 25, 2012 08:03 AM (yYKoR)

120 EOJ.. I have been wondering the same thing.  I never heard of a peanut allergy when I was kid, but now it's everywhere and some people can't get within 20 feet of a peanut without having a supposed reaction.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at September 25, 2012 08:03 AM (l/N7H)

121 Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let's eat beans with every meal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2012 08:03 AM (1Jaio)

122 She should have told him to eat it while she stood guard. I'm sorry, but any school official who believes that they outrank the parent needs to have some teeth knocked out. Schools - Putting the "loco" in "in loco parentis".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 25, 2012 08:03 AM (e0xKF)

123 They can pry my  FlufferNutter from my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2012 08:03 AM (4LA+T)

124 Sounds kinda...fascist.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 25, 2012 08:03 AM (+z5LA)

125 Posted by: Beagle at September 25, 2012 11:59 AM (sOtz/)

Who wants to bet that most of the fat fucks parent's are part of the 47% sucking the government teat?

And they'll give the fatties notes to get out of running.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2012 08:03 AM (2b4yb)

126 I think Micheal Obama's schrool lunch plan is very caring. She cares about are children and wants then to be hellthy. Watts the big deal about eating correctly. After all, look how hellthy Presdant Obama looks. You people just hate her because she is a wooman of collar !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT and proud of it !!!!! at September 25, 2012 08:03 AM (48wze)

127 Our local McDonald's is packed at lunchtime and after school.

During lunch, HS level kids that can leave, do. Which means this drives them out of the building. Elementary and middle school parents are often signing kids out and taking them for lunch or dropping off something good.

Unfortunately, that leaves people who have no choice, and whose kids have to eat this crap, to starve.

No more brownies at the bake sale, no candy bars for funds raisers. Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

And Moochelle looks fatter than ever. What was she eating with Jay-Z the other night? Bet it wasn't carrot sticks and peaches.  

Posted by: Exile at September 25, 2012 08:04 AM (GGCsk)

128

"Also, long walks."

 

 

I like long walks!  (Only in my country, we called them ''marches")...

Posted by: Zombie of Chairman Mao at September 25, 2012 08:04 AM (WGmy2)

129 Michelle Obama's Restricted-Calories Lunch Menu Sparks Outcry WTFFF is a political spouse (and one spouse of a despicable America-hating retard, at that) doing ordering people around and determining who should eat what, anyway? For anyone who thought this disgusting waste of flesh was "off-limits" ... I wish the pathetic America-hating affirmative action retard had considered our lives off-limits to her dictatorial spousal urges. Moochelle has attacked Americans personally and in a place that she has NO BUSINESS of even weighing in with her 2 watt brain stem, while she enjoyed the luxury of being outside of legitimate criticism about every single disgusting thing about her. And any Congresscritter who passed this ridiculous law in the lamest of lame duck sessions (right before most of them had to vacate the premises) deserves far worse than I could ever write, here.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2012 08:04 AM (X3lox)

130 the future does not belong to people who slander the prophet of Islam Mohammed. Fuck Mohammed. There, I didn't slander him, the future belongs to me.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2012 08:04 AM (FcR7P)

131 Personal responsibility and the freedom to chose is not something we dog eaters approve of.


And, where the hell is dog on the menu?

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, The One Who Eats Dogs at September 25, 2012 08:04 AM (wR+pz)

132 and PROTEIN AND SALT ARE NOT THE ENEMY!

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2012 12:02 PM (X6akg)


Too much protein can easily be an enemy.


More like fat and salt is not the enemy! There is NO difference in mortality for those eating salt and restricting salt. None.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at September 25, 2012 08:04 AM (xAtAj)

133 Moochelle "Garrrrdak!!!" Obama is under the silly assumption that we just have to "eat less", and eat fewer calories.

Govt perpetuating unscientific clap-trap.

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Michelle's degree is in shutthefuckupology.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 25, 2012 08:04 AM (Hx5uv)

134 feed our starving children!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 25, 2012 08:04 AM (Ho2rs)

135 oh ABC News you so clever: WI Gov Scott Walker, who banned collective bargaining for public employees, is calling for the 'real' refs to return...those refs who belong to union.

Posted by: obi wan soothsayer at September 25, 2012 08:05 AM (2OdPQ)

136 What fucking stupidity. These totalitarians don't even know science. What, is this 1972? Fat cells are not the body's wallet, subservient to the second law of thermodynamics. Read Taubes, get up to speed on modern thinking.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 25, 2012 08:05 AM (QxSug)

137 And Moochelle looks fatter than ever. What was she eating with Jay-Z the other night? Bet it wasn't carrot sticks and peaches. Waygu beef, lobster, and gaudy bottles of Cristal, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 25, 2012 08:05 AM (e0xKF)

138 How the fuck do you expect kids to live through a period of weightlifting and then a 2-3 hour practice after school on an 850-calorie lunch? Football is such a violent and ugly sport. Attrition is our friend.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 25, 2012 08:05 AM (AZGON)

139 The problem is, some of the schools are monitoring what kids are bringing from home. I remember several stories last year where kids were told the lunches they brought were unhealthy and were tossed. The kids were then forced to eat school lunches, and their parents were sent a bill. The schools were actually paying people to to through kids' lunch boxes to make sure they were in compliance with government standards. It's a crazy, scary world we are living in right now.

Posted by: runningrn at September 25, 2012 12:01 PM (WGmy2)

--

Send the school a bill for the lunch they tossed.  This is really pissing me off. 

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2012 08:05 AM (w9iTT)

140 kids actually need to eat fat for brain development.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 25, 2012 08:05 AM (Ho2rs)

141 Feature, not bug, et cetera.



The State doesn't give a damn about the welfare or happiness of the general public.  They seek the Man of Tomorrow, and a society befitting of him.  There are bound to be some bumps in the road.



I remember, when I was a kid, we had barbeque, pizza, lasagna, and chicken cordon bleu as some of our main dishes.  I loved our school cafeteria.  Freakin' loved it.  Poor kids today.  >_<

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 25, 2012 08:05 AM (rU+K8)

142 What HJ said at 106. Also eat as much cheese as you want. Put butter and mustard on plain burgers-- no buns. Down 20 lbs since July without once feeling hungry.

Posted by: qrstuv at September 25, 2012 08:05 AM (m3Xia)

143 I thought that it was the Republicans who wanted to starve children.
Posted by: WalrusRex

The Reagan administration was a devil for calling ketchup a vegetable.  V8 says you get a two full servings of vegetables in a glass of their juice?  No problem.

Posted by: Dang© at September 25, 2012 08:05 AM (R18D0)

144 That would be reasonable if the "lunch" in question was a box of Ho-Hos and a 2 liter Coke. Less so if it's a sandwich, a side, and a dessert.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 25, 2012 12:02 PM (e0xKF)

No, it is never reasonable to usurp the parents. If I want to feed my kid HoHos and Coke, it isn't the government's problem or business.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2012 08:06 AM (2b4yb)

145 The Obama's are playing the commie game step by fucking step.

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 25, 2012 11:46 AM (UZQM


So when is The Magical Negro going to pass out his little books for everyone to read before lunch?

Posted by: Zombie Mao at September 25, 2012 08:06 AM (wR+pz)

146

850 calories for a high school kid is insane.

Here's another bit of insanity, putting aside obesity, high school kids are not the same size and have different nutritional needs.  A 13 year old girl is usually smaller than an 18 year old boy.

 

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 25, 2012 08:06 AM (WvXvd)

147 >>I've been saying for weeks he should use Mike. He's very popular! It'll be interesting to see how Rowe plays it. I don't know that he's a conservative, but obviously Romney provided some response to his pet issue that Obama didn't. I would be surprised if he out and out endorsed Romney. It would be great, of course. Even better would be if he took his shirt off... I do expect Obama to do his usual and announce some sort of $$$ program related to workforce development today or tomorrow to try to kill the buzz from this.

Posted by: Y-not at September 25, 2012 08:06 AM (5H6zj)

148 >> Michelle Obama is playing with fire.

And what does fire do when it burns? It makes things black, right? Black. Let that sink in for a minute.

We understand what you're doing here, Ace, and this is obviously just another racist dogwhistle from a party obsessed with race.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 25, 2012 08:06 AM (5Rurq)

149 When I have kids, if I send them to public school, if the school tosses my kids' lunch they are going to get a visit from me every time so my kid can eat what he needs until they stop.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at September 25, 2012 08:06 AM (xAtAj)

150 Obama today: the future does not belong to people who slander the prophet of Islam Mohammed. I rest my case from the Gabe thread, yesterday ... as if there was ever any real question.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2012 08:06 AM (X3lox)

151 What difference will this make? We can get all angry about this, but most voters don't care.

Posted by: Truth Teller at September 25, 2012 08:06 AM (CX71c)

152 As I said in a thread the other day, they are nothing but street level, small time thinkers.

Posted by: dogfish at September 25, 2012 08:06 AM (NuPNl)

153 Too much protein can easily be an enemy.
More like fat and salt is not the enemy! There is NO difference in mortality for those eating salt and restricting salt. None.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at September 25, 2012 12:04 PM (xAtAj)


I didn't say 'TOO much protein'. 

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2012 08:06 AM (X6akg)

154

You people just hate her because she is a wooman of collar !!!!!!!!! Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT and proud of it !!!!! at September 25, 2012 12:03 PM (48wze)

That's not true.

But I agree with you that she ought to be collared.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 25, 2012 08:07 AM (sbV1u)

155 The Sidwell kids (where Obamas go to school) get pizza today:

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/revolt-over-school-lunches_653039.html

Posted by: TD at September 25, 2012 08:07 AM (DQMcq)

156 HUGE GET:

RT @bdomenech: In Ohio tomorrow, Mike Rowe will join Mitt Romney. http://vlt.tc/hev


The bad news: Rowe insists that Romney participate in helping him cleaning local septic tanks and artificially inseminating cows.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 25, 2012 08:07 AM (SY2Kh)

157 Restricting growing teenage boys to low protein, low calorie lunches...what could possibly go wrong?

I'm pretty sure that's an intended consequence.

Then throws out lines like.. well you don't object to eating healthy do you?

Nobody objects to "eating healthy."  Restricting kids to a breadstick and a cup of veggies (with 1 TBSP "lo-fat ranch dip"--you know they replace the fat with sugar and starch, right?) is not "healthy" for most children.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a Flaming Moe at September 25, 2012 08:07 AM (/kI1Q)

158

Whatever happened to that time honored, favorite, liberal slogan,

MY BODY, MY CHOICE!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!!

 

 

Posted by: runningrn at September 25, 2012 08:07 AM (WGmy2)

159

School lunches? And school breakfasts. And summer break meals.

And subsidized meals for ALL family members...legal residents or not.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 25, 2012 08:07 AM (jtFP0)

160 Most of the politicians who nag us about food either are chubby or look like crap. I have a friend in the Montgomery County MD govt who is on the food crank train. He's chubby and looks unhealthy.

Posted by: Y-not at September 25, 2012 08:07 AM (5H6zj)

161
suck it up you pansies....

Posted by: High School Wrestlers Local Union #451 at September 25, 2012 08:08 AM (C8hzL)

162 Who invented the peanut? George Washington Carver - A KNOWN BLACK MAN. Come on. George Washington Carver? What a giveaway. No man with a name like that can be authentically black.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 25, 2012 08:08 AM (AZGON)

163

How the fuck do you expect kids to live through a period of weightlifting and then a 2-3 hour practice after school on an 850-calorie lunch?

 

I burn 850 calories a day just trying to hide my erections!?

Posted by: High School Boy at September 25, 2012 08:08 AM (4LA+T)

164 Problem is they are examining the lunches kids bring form home.

Who the fuck are they to look at my kids lunch? Is this the fucking Soviet Union?

They tried to tell my kid that leftover macaroni and meatballs was not a healthy choice. I called them up and said if you ever examine my kids lunch and make snide comments again they would never find your body.

Posted by: Exile at September 25, 2012 08:08 AM (GGCsk)

165 Also eat as much cheese as you want.

Put butter and mustard on plain burgers-- no buns.

Down 20 lbs since July without once feeling hungry.

  Carbs and sugar are probably the worst for you. I did the  low carb diet. Never hungry because you can eat meat and cheese, protein, and it keeps you full. Lost 110 pounds. Sorry to say I fell off the wagon somewhat and gained some weight back, but I still try to restrict carbs. As an aside blood pressure and cholesterol went down significantly..

Posted by: the pink not panicking about one poll formerly known as the hobbit Donna at September 25, 2012 08:08 AM (W2Z3C)

166 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2012 12:06 PM (X3lox)

So you believe in censorship? How about corporal punishment for those who disparage the prophet?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2012 08:09 AM (2b4yb)

167 No, it is never reasonable to usurp the parents. If I want to feed my kid HoHos and Coke, it isn't the government's problem or business. My point was the examples of what these leeches are doing from a PR perspective. Throwing out a PBJ sandwich lunch and charging the parents for a meal is an example of why those positions need to be eliminated and, possibly, those people who came up with the idea being hung from the nearest lightpost.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 25, 2012 08:09 AM (e0xKF)

168 The bad news: Rowe insists that Romney participate in helping him cleaning local septic tanks and artificially inseminating cows. ------- LOL! Well, if Romney's wards over the years were like the ones around here, he's probably done worse volunteer work. Some of my friends and neighbors have done some pretty hard and very filthy labor at meat packing facilities and on farms.

Posted by: Y-not at September 25, 2012 08:09 AM (5H6zj)

169 Of course, this meshes in pretty well with the multiple stories of schools confiscating kids' brown bag lunches.


London
http://tinyurl.com/dh2j3k

North Carolina
http://tinyurl.com/834lqeg

Chicago
http://tinyurl.com/3vf364k

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2012 08:09 AM (TIIx5)

170 165 teh funny

Posted by: Smart Military Thread at September 25, 2012 08:09 AM (GvYeG)

171

Too much protein can easily be an enemy.

 

Funny you should say that, I have packed on some lbs. the last 4 years...

Posted by: Chris Matthews, Who Swallows at September 25, 2012 08:09 AM (WGmy2)

172 I usually make it a point to leave politician's kids alone, they did not ask to be thrust into the middle of the crapitola that is politics.  However, if Moochillini wants to get some kids lined out, she can get busy fixing up her offspring.  Get the mustache lasered off the one and help the other one look less like a Weeble and for goodness sake, get them some appropriate clothes, they are always either overdressed in adult fabrics and styles or underdressed in super ugly cheap looking clothes.

Posted by: Will Never Vote For a dhimmocrat at September 25, 2012 08:09 AM (kXoT0)

173 Hey! This is MY gig!

Posted by: Procrustes at September 25, 2012 08:10 AM (izA2D)

174 Posted by: High School Wrestlers Local Union #451 at September 25, 2012 12:08 PM (C8hzL)

Wrestlers are fags.

Posted by: Swimmers rock! at September 25, 2012 08:10 AM (2b4yb)

175 Anybody see her Ass go by lately?



Yep.  It was like sitting at an intersection waiting for the freight train to pass.  You watch it go by and go by and keep wondering "when will it end?"

Posted by: NC Ref at September 25, 2012 08:10 AM (dVJLS)

176 kids actually need to eat fat for brain development....... Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 25, 2012 12:05 PM (Ho2rs) Moochelle hates the fact that most high school students are smarter than she'll ever be. She's trying to starve them into "spreading the intelligence", the dangerous shitstain.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2012 08:10 AM (X3lox)

177 Tami.. she even said to me, after I argued that diet wasn't necessarily the culprit but lack of excerise because kids don't go out and play anymore,...well kids in the inner city can't play outside, it's not safe.  Facepalm (and I feigned being tired so she would leave).  I really was upset with her.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at September 25, 2012 08:10 AM (l/N7H)

178 I have a cousin who works for the Los Angeles Unified School District and she said that the kids throw their lunches away every day.  She said that the food being served is shitty (I believe it being LAUSD) and that quite the black market has sprung up in the way of junk food being sold by the students to other students.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 25, 2012 08:10 AM (lAMRW)

179 Liberals are anti-human. Which is strange because they seem so compassionate. They might cry because a single mom can't get breast cancer screening, but in the next breath they might wish for a plague "to cleanse mother earth of the human virus." I don't really like the term liberalism is a mental disorder, but I guess it's accurate.

Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2012 08:10 AM (+wxCD)

180 Michael Phelps routinely consumed 8000 calories a day.

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And choom.  don't forget the choom.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 25, 2012 08:10 AM (Hx5uv)

181 The problem is, some of the schools are monitoring what kids are bringing from home. I remember several stories last year where kids were told the lunches they brought were unhealthy and were tossed. The kids were then forced to eat school lunches, and their parents were sent a bill. The schools were actually paying people to to through kids' lunch boxes to make sure they were in compliance with government standards. It's a crazy, scary world we are living in right now. Posted by: runningrn at September 25, 2012 12:01 PM (WGmy2) Yes but. As I recall, there is some dispute about what happened over that lunch issue. I believe that the bad actor there was a busy body state or local level person acting on what they thought the Federal guideline told them to do. Yes, there are busy bodies everywhere, and over-reaching Federal guidelines may make them think they are more empowered than they are. The one that interferes with my kids' lunch will be paying for their college. And a Shelby Mustang for me.

Posted by: Golan Globus at September 25, 2012 08:10 AM (7vSU0)

182 The bad news: Rowe insists that Romney participate in helping him cleaning local septic tanks and artificially inseminating cows. Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 25, 2012 12:07 PM (SY2Kh) Now that was funny, right there.

Posted by: ErikW at September 25, 2012 08:10 AM (ftdHA)

183

Screw the calorie restrictions, period.  It's ridiculous.  when I was in school back in the 80s and 90s, portion control was restricted to "you can only take one of anything    with your   meal plan.     Any more you    have to pay extra."  That   was about it.       

 

Hungry kids in school -- even fat kids who    need to go on a diet -- is bad.      Hunger makes it harder to concentrate,   so    have fun taking    that math exam    during last block,     Sally!   

 

Lack of concentration also leads to being easily distracted.   You're not going to learn much Spanish if you're staring out the window at a bird making its nest on the ledge   instead of listening to the teacher.

 

Distractedness leads to disruption.   How many times is that Spanish teacher going to have to stop the class to tell kids to pay attention?   How many times is the math teacher going to have to go back and re-cover areas that students did poorly    in on their exams,   because the hungry kids couldn't focus on the test?

 

And make no mistake -- if kids aren't getting the food they want and/or need in school, they'll get it elsewhere.  They'll smuggle in junk food, or even non-junk food but in bigger portions.  Eating a Twinkie       will be the modern equivalent of smoking in the boy's room.    "I hear plastic wrappers crinkling in here!   Who's got the Little Debbie snack cakes?"  

 

Kids will be swapping money    on the playground in exchange    for tuna fish sandwiches on rye with    bits of pickle.      A BLT with plenty of bacon and mayo   will fetch a small fortune.

 

At breakfast, kids will gorge themselves on sugary cereals, pop tarts, bagels, what have you, because they know otherwise they'll be hungry by the end of the day.      Instead of spreading their caloric intake through the day, they'll frontload it.      Then they'll go sit in class all morning,   inactive;   or they'll go to phys ed with a stomach stuffed with crap and end up sick with cramps.

 

This is just a stupid policy from    top to bottom,   inside and out.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 25, 2012 08:11 AM (4df7R)

184 Let them eat bread.  Well, unless there is no wheat, he he.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at September 25, 2012 08:11 AM (wR+pz)

185

Childhood obesity would be halfway to "solved" if schools simply switched out skim milk for whole milk. The extra calories would do a better job keeping them away from junk food.

 

You can't fight biology. Hunger will trump nearly everything else.

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at September 25, 2012 08:11 AM (g84Si)

186 If I were an arteest I'd do a political cartoon parodying Oliver Twist. With MO telling the kid "No you can't have more, that kid over there is too fat!"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 25, 2012 08:11 AM (0q2P7)

187 >>>Apparently we've solved all serious problems. We can now turn our focus to the lesser problems, like fat kids. I keep waiting for the AoShq Investigative Team to tackle the serious issue of Sofia Venarga's wardrobe malfunction. You realize that this could have been the result of a covert terrorist attack?

Posted by: Redd at September 25, 2012 08:11 AM (guxHP)

188 Fat cells are not the body's wallet, subservient to the second law of thermodynamics.

Hey, they've legislated changes to the laws of thermodynamics with standards for appliances and lighting and cars, so why not for children's bodies as well?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a Flaming Moe at September 25, 2012 08:11 AM (/kI1Q)

189 She said that the food being served is shitty (I believe it being LAUSD) and that quite the black market has sprung up in the way of junk food being sold by the students to other students. At least the LAUSD kids are learning SOMETHING... They're getting a better lesson on economics than anything their socialist indoctrinators could give them in the classroom.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 25, 2012 08:12 AM (e0xKF)

190 So you believe in censorship? How about corporal punishment for those who disparage the prophet? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2012 12:09 PM (2b4yb) You're still confused (to put it overly politely). Go back and actually read the thread. You were wrong then and you're wrong now. Gabe even came back tot he thread to reiterate that he wants everyone called bigots and racists for saying anything against islam ... just as they do to conservatives. That is what you're (still) defending. And now you come with this shit? LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2012 08:12 AM (X3lox)

191 I used to believe that in America, people decided for themselves what to eat.

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Yeah, back when you could own a slave.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 25, 2012 08:13 AM (Hx5uv)

192 Let's seeÂ… How could we micromanage the diet of our nation's children in order to produce pale, wasted, listless milquetoasts, the kind of children not given to rebellion?

Posted by: George Orwell at September 25, 2012 08:13 AM (AZGON)

193 >>Fat boy decided that his life was better off after losing weight

And Huck appears to have regained every pound since 2008.

I think it was Haley Barbour who said if a heavy fella suddenly started losing lots of weight, he either has terminal cancer or is beginning a run for president.

Posted by: angler at September 25, 2012 08:13 AM (SwjAj)

194 The rest of the worlds kids are hungry...so to be fair...

November, please take me away...

Posted by: Paladin at September 25, 2012 08:13 AM (hxLER)

195 Want to lose weight? Try fasting. Cut out breakfast, it's the most unhealthy meal of the day. Fast till 1pm every day. Eat two decent sized meals in the next 4 to 6 hours.

Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2012 08:13 AM (+wxCD)

196 How about corporal punishment for those who disparage the prophet? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2012 12:09 PM (2b4yb

Yes, I believe in corporal punishment for anyone who worships the prophet.

Oh.

You said "disparage."

Never mind.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 25, 2012 08:13 AM (sbV1u)

197 There was talk back in the '90s about how the Clinton administration was pushing a revised "standard diet"  as a way of suppressing testosterone levels in males to make them more docile.

I wrote  it off as "tin foil hat" stuff back then, but now I'm not so sure...

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 25, 2012 08:13 AM (RSqz2)

198 So you believe in censorship? How about corporal punishment for those who disparage the prophet? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2012 12:09 PM (2b4yb) And I also tried to inform you and the others that it was clear Barky wasn't attacking islam ... which you should realize at this point.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2012 08:13 AM (X3lox)

199 Tis a great example to why central planning doesn't work

Posted by: mossomo at September 25, 2012 08:14 AM (C1/0D)

200 Ace sez: "Then what is the point of denying hungry kids an extra portion?

Saving money in the education budget for teachers' pension funds?

Suggesting that parents pack extra calories for their tykes is a tell, so - follow the money.

Posted by: mrp at September 25, 2012 08:14 AM (HjPtV)

201

The bad news: Rowe insists that Romney participate in helping him cleaning local septic tanks and artificially inseminating cows.

 

 

That's fine.  I do draw the line at castrating the lambs, though!

Posted by: Mitt Romeny at September 25, 2012 08:14 AM (WGmy2)

202 The bad news: Rowe insists that Romney participate in helping him cleaning local septic tanks and artificially inseminating cows. Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 25, 2012 12:07 PM (SY2Kh) Shit we were supposed to do that artificially?

Posted by: Golan Globus at September 25, 2012 08:14 AM (7vSU0)

203 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2012 12:12 PM (X3lox)

Um...I'm making fun of you.

You were completely off base yesterday, and apparently it hasn't gotten any better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2012 08:14 AM (2b4yb)

204 When I was in HS most everyone left and went to McDonalds.  One week the school started complaining about everyone leaving campus for lunch, so I organized a little eat in.  

How did that go?  The school ran out of food in 20 minutes and 2/3 of the students didn't get lunch.

That was the last time we heard anything about leaving school for lunch.

And early lesson in sticking it to the man.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at September 25, 2012 08:14 AM (wR+pz)

205 Damn, this thread is making me hungry!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at September 25, 2012 08:15 AM (GRvW4)

206 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2012 12:13 PM (X3lox)

Thank you so much for your valuable insight. We are all the wiser for it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2012 08:15 AM (2b4yb)

207 There's an easy way out of this, of course. They could just permit extra portions to any athletes or anyone whose parents sign a form stating they work in the morning and need extra calories.

Response by #47 said in spades.  The Fed government's position should be no position.

Posted by: dogfish at September 25, 2012 08:15 AM (NuPNl)

208 More Obama: "It is time to heed the words of Gandhi: 'Intolerance is itself A FORM OF VIOLENCE....'"

So...if you criticize Islam you are being violent?

http://tinyurl.com/9ectujk

Posted by: edj at September 25, 2012 08:15 AM (+QKfp)

209 when I was in school back in the 80s and 90s, portion control was restricted to "you can only take one of anything with your meal plan. Any more you have to pay extra."

We got to have seconds in elementary school after everyone had gone through the line, because they were just going to throw it away anyway.  But you had to eat the vegetables (or dump them on someone else's plate when no one was looking) to get a second helping of anything, because that was "proof" you were actually hungry and not just trying to gorge on kolaches.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a Flaming Moe at September 25, 2012 08:15 AM (/kI1Q)

210 Fasting will cause your body to store fat.

Posted by: obi wan soothsayer at September 25, 2012 08:15 AM (OA1Yc)

211 "Let them eat Feta!" - Michelle Doublewide

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 25, 2012 08:15 AM (EhYdw)

212 200 There was talk back in the '90s about how the Clinton administration was pushing a revised "standard diet" as a way of suppressing testosterone levels in males to make them more docile.

I wrote it off as "tin foil hat" stuff back then, but now I'm not so sure...

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 25, 2012 12:13 PM (RSqz2)



Not to worry.....all the soy products in food today is doing that anyway.  It depresses testosterone production.



Soy....the greatest fraud perpetrated on the American public since.....well, ever.

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2012 08:16 AM (X6akg)

213 I wonder how many snacks of raw fruit and cabbage could be bought for the price of a single gown owned by Michelle Obama.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 25, 2012 08:16 AM (AZGON)

214 Who the fuck are they to look at my kids lunch? Is this the fucking Soviet Union? Posted by: Exile at September 25, 2012 12:08 PM (GGCsk) Worse. This is the super-retarded version of the Soviet Union. Something that was thought to be theoretically impossible until now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2012 08:16 AM (X3lox)

215 Honey Boo-Boo hardest hit.

Posted by: Paladin at September 25, 2012 08:16 AM (hxLER)

216 Instead of being told to "eat your food, remember the starving Chinese"  now we can say, "eat your food, or you'll starve at lunch".

Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at September 25, 2012 08:16 AM (wR+pz)

217

@127

If a kid is getting too big I think it's the parent who needs to get out and run with the kids.  I'm opposed to "fat runs" around school all day while the other kids point and laugh or something.  Though it worked for offensive linemen trying to shed 20 pounds. 

Posted by: Beagle at September 25, 2012 08:16 AM (sOtz/)

218 hungry...yes...me too. Off to chik fil a and the gym. But anyway, can't believe the idiocy and the meddling. Oh, let's force tax payers to feed kids because, um, government is daddy now but now let's use that power to starve the kids based on idiot liberal's incomplete understanding of science and their sense of aesthetic entitlement.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 25, 2012 08:17 AM (QxSug)

219 "People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome."

Posted by: Young River Tam at September 25, 2012 08:17 AM (4I3Uo)

220 Whatever happened to that time honored, favorite, liberal slogan,
MY BODY, MY CHOICE!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!!


We're happy to allow you to make any choice you like from the Government Approved list.

For instance, you can choose between organic broccoli or organic spinach for lunch.  We'll even allow you to pick between riding the bus, riding the train, or (if you must) driving to work in a Volt.

See?  We're all about freedom to choose.

Posted by: Liberals at September 25, 2012 08:17 AM (SY2Kh)

221 Based on the pictures out of Chicago, I say it's the teachers who need a calorie restricted diet.

Posted by: Warden at September 25, 2012 08:17 AM (0DlnM)

222 Not to worry.....all the soy products in food today is doing that anyway. It depresses testosterone production. I think that explains a LOT about vegetarians and vegans, many of which eat soy replacements for meat and/or dairy.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 25, 2012 08:17 AM (e0xKF)

223 Part of the problem is that they are giving free breakfasts and lunches away regardless of financial need. If the little darlings had to pay for it or their parents prepared their lunches, they would more likely eat the food. However, the nanny state wants to control what they eat. I agree with what someone else said in that it is the lifestyle changes, i.e., computers, videos, etc., and kids do not physically play.

Posted by: Redd at September 25, 2012 08:18 AM (guxHP)

224

So according to HHS:

African American women have the highest rates of being overweight or obese compared to other groups in the U.S. About four out of five African American women are overweight or obese. In 2010, African Americans were 1.4 times as likely to be obese as Non- Hispanic Whites. In 2010, African American women were 70% more likely to be obese than Non-Hispanic White women. In 2007-2010, African American girls were 80% more likely to be overweight than Non-Hispanic White girls.

 

So if you ask me, the whole obesity thing is mostly a problem in the African American community, specifically in the female population.  But pointing this out is probably, I don't know, racist. 

 

I denounce myself!

 

Posted by: runningrn at September 25, 2012 08:18 AM (WGmy2)

225 If Republicans have to keep   out of womens' uterii, then the Democrats had damn well have to keep out of my kids' stomachs.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 25, 2012 08:18 AM (P6H+d)

226 99 During the football season I ate over 5k calories a day, easy. If they tried to limit me like this I would have eaten a freshman.

Posted by: runninrebel at September 25, 2012 12:00 PM (N/1Dm)


Who's laughing now?

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at September 25, 2012 08:18 AM (Kkt/i)

227 Let them eat arugula

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2012 08:18 AM (1Jaio)

228 And Huck appears to have regained every pound since 2008.

He lost it with a strict and experimental program at the state university in coordination with the chef in the governor's mansion.

When he went back to normal life, he went back to normal size.  Big shocker.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a Flaming Moe at September 25, 2012 08:18 AM (/kI1Q)

229 142kids actually need to eat fat for brain development.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 25, 2012 12:05 PM (Ho2rs)

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone needs lipids for proper metabolism.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 25, 2012 08:19 AM (jtFP0)

230

Fasting will cause your body to store fat.

 

 

Yup, your body goes into starvation mode.  Your body is a furnace.  You don't give it fuel, it shuts down.

Posted by: runningrn at September 25, 2012 08:20 AM (WGmy2)

231 Based on the pictures out of Chicago, I say it's the teachers who need a calorie restricted diet. Posted by: Warden at September 25, 2012 12:17 PM (0DlnM) Karen Lewis is, oh what's the word I'm looking for? Ah yes. Corpulent.

Posted by: ErikW at September 25, 2012 08:20 AM (ftdHA)

232

This is what happens when five dolts in a room in Washington decide what's best for 300 MILLION people.

 

Up next:  You have too many clothes and everyone gets one television that shows nothing but Lifetime movies.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 25, 2012 08:20 AM (B+qrE)

233 So if you ask me, the whole obesity thing is mostly a problem in the African American community, specifically in the female population. But pointing this out is probably, I don't know, racist.


Why, yes it is, you fucking racist cracker dating a girl without an ass.

Posted by: Mochelle at September 25, 2012 08:20 AM (wR+pz)

234 http://tinyurl.com/blunamg Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. "If you're wondering why I am calling her a fat fucking bitch...um, well, that's incorrect. She is a fat fucking parasitic bitch.' Amen brotha.

Posted by: RWC at September 25, 2012 08:20 AM (fWAjv)

235 There had better be some free goddamned Trojans served with these calorie restricted school lunches.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 25, 2012 08:20 AM (AZGON)

236 In 2010, African Americans were 1.4 times as likely to be obese as Non- Hispanic Whites. In 2010, African American women were 70% more likely to be obese than Non-Hispanic White women. In 2007-2010, African American girls were 80% more likely to be overweight than Non-Hispanic White girls. How much of this is because non-Hispanic white girls feel societal pressure to be anorexic rather than have a huge ass? AFAIK, eating disorders like anorexia and bulemia are far more likely to be found in white girls of HS and college age than other segments of the population.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 25, 2012 08:20 AM (e0xKF)

237 I'd like to know how many HS athletes are getting light headed or woozy at practice from calorie deficiencies. This is the most idiotic thing I've ever seen; these are high school kids, not Christian Bale losing weight for a movie role.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 25, 2012 08:21 AM (osx1V)

238 Also:  RAW spinach is as nutritious as air.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 25, 2012 08:21 AM (B+qrE)

239 109 Incidentally, wasn't there a case not too long ago where a mother did pack a lunch for her daughter and the school confiscated it because it wasn't according to government-mandated health guidelines?

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 25, 2012 12:01 PM (3XBCj)


If any of these people try that with my boy (or future offspring), there will be some ass-raping going on.  And I am talking rape-rape here. 

Or I might just send him to school with "lunch" and "dinner" clearly marked in two separate bags. Game on, bitches.

Posted by: Flounder at September 25, 2012 08:21 AM (Kkt/i)

240

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 11:59 AM (YdQQY)

 

Unfortunately, many states don't give schools the option to opt out.

Posted by: CJ at September 25, 2012 08:21 AM (9KqcB)

241 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 25, 2012 08:21 AM (8y9MW)

242 @232, right? Fat is the currency of the body. But the fuckers who were put in charged by the 47% not paying taxes still think that a high carb, low fat diet is the pathway to success because um fat looks bad when there's too much of it and um there's fat in food, so um, we need to eat less of it. Right, that's how it works?

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 25, 2012 08:21 AM (QxSug)

243 I get the general freak out, but I think it is misplaced. I think the lesson here is that we did this to ourselves, it isn't Michelle Obama. Like I said, government schools, government food, you are going to get what you get. The lesson should be that this is what happens naturally by placing this control in the hands of the government - this is what will happen to our health care. It doesn't have to be Michelle Obama, it could be anyone, who decides on what we eat or what our healthcare is, whatever. The government won't give me what I want is an OWS whine. Feed your kids what you want. Get up a little earlier and make it. Look at what you are feeding them, if you don't want them to have HFCS in their food or drink, or they are allergic to peanuts, or they are vegan, or they are low carb - then put that in the damn bag.

Posted by: Golan Globus at September 25, 2012 08:21 AM (7vSU0)

244 I asked my 4th grade daughter about this last night, and she said the school lunches have definitely gotten grosser this year. Almost no one gets them now. My daughter brings her lunch every day. Is there anything the left cannot screw up?

Posted by: Chris M at September 25, 2012 08:21 AM (b3vSq)

245 The simplest solution is to get the govt out of this crap totally and let the schools make their own menu.

BTW, if some athletic students can bring extra food, so can the fat kids.  Their parents have obviously decided to let them eat what they want anyway.  What they are hungry from school and then binge when they get home?  That helps.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 25, 2012 08:22 AM (PHb2k)

246 Is there anything the left cannot screw up? Maybe, not not without a concerted effort to try under the guise of "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU~!"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 25, 2012 08:22 AM (e0xKF)

247 and even the fasting=starvation mode thing is wrong or incomplete. There's temp fasting in which your body goes into ketosis. Which is now a good thing.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 25, 2012 08:23 AM (QxSug)

248

@227

 

Los Angeles City Council member Jan Perry rammed through a ban on building new fast food restaurants in South Central Los Angeles a few years ago.  She claimed that it was the fast food restaurants' fault that obesity was all the rage in the Black community.  Um...no.  I'm a black female and my ass isn't fat...never has been.  This is due to the welfare crap.  Easy lifestyle at someone elses expense.  By the way, Jan Perry's ass is the size of Moochelle's.  And now I denounce myself as both racist and an Uncle Tom/ette ten different ways to Sunday.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 25, 2012 08:23 AM (lAMRW)

249 Cause I live in Fairfax County, and I don't trust those communist sumbitches to have any better ideas about school food than some USDA bureaucrat.

Posted by: Golan Globus at September 25, 2012 08:23 AM (7vSU0)

250 More leftard nanny state stupidity. Its all they have.

Posted by: maddogg at September 25, 2012 08:24 AM (OlN4e)

251 This is a manufacturing job creation program.  Kids will need disguised school supplies to smuggle food in.  "No, School Safety Officer Himmler, that's just my violin case."

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 25, 2012 08:24 AM (Hx5uv)

252  How about not eating the gummint cheese and bringing your own fucking lunch instead? Christ.

Posted by: kalel666 at September 25, 2012 08:24 AM (8WPsB)

253 Want to know how stupid this is? At the start of the current school year in LAUSD, many schools are required to serve free breakfast to the children. The teachers themselves have to do the serving. Excellent use of teacher time, don't you think? Furthermore, whatever food is uneaten, and much of it is uneaten, is thrown out. This includes sealed cartons of milk. Once they leave the refrigerator and get on a cart, they cannot be put back in the refrigerator and are thrown out. Nevertheless, Clownifornians will continue to vote democrat every time.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 25, 2012 08:24 AM (AZGON)

254 and yeah, it's good and proper to freak out about the totalitarianism of these idiots, not just their ignorance. They're bad people doing bad things because their brains are filled with bad information.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 25, 2012 08:25 AM (QxSug)

255 So pack your kids lunch.

Problem solved.

Duh.

Posted by: Bang Out Of Order at September 25, 2012 08:25 AM (1H47k)

256 Teacher: If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! Student: What fucking meat?

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 25, 2012 08:25 AM (1hLHC)

257 The other way around this is to ban kids from working on the farm.  Wasn't the Obama admin trying to do this about a year ago, saying kids had to be over 18 or something in order to do farm work? That's probably one of those little regulations that will pop up again in his second term.

Posted by: sydney jane at September 25, 2012 08:25 AM (zYWPO)

258

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 25, 2012 08:25 AM (8J5Ck)

259 What's the nutritional value of the 'morning after' pill? Maybe the kiddies can snack on those between class.

Posted by: Fat Fucking Parasitic Bitch at September 25, 2012 08:26 AM (fWAjv)

260 Want to know how stupid this is? At the start of the current school year in LAUSD, many schools are required to serve free breakfast to the children. The teachers themselves have to do the serving. Excellent use of teacher time, don't you think?


Same here in SC.


BTW, went to USDA website for school lunch regulations.  Every time I clicked on it it locked up my computer.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 08:26 AM (YdQQY)

261 261 Teacher: If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

Student: What fucking meat?

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 25, 2012 12:25 PM (1hLHC)

 

 

Damn, just beat me to it!  That's all I can think of with this.

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 25, 2012 08:26 AM (8J5Ck)

262 tell the kids......we sent you food to the starving children in africa.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 25, 2012 08:26 AM (Ho2rs)

263 Back in my day when the food was too shitty to eat, we had food fights

What's the matter with these kids?

Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2012 08:26 AM (wwsoB)

264 The government won't give me what I want is an OWS whine. Feed your kids what you want. Get up a little earlier and make it. Look at what you are feeding them, if you don't want them to have HFCS in their food or drink, or they are allergic to peanuts, or they are vegan, or they are low carb - then put that in the damn bag. Posted by: Golan Globus at September 25, 2012 12:21 PM (7vSU0) You aren't allowed. A mother in Hoke County complains her daughter was forced to eat a school lunch because a government inspector determined her home-made lunch did not meet nutrition requirements. In fact, all of the students in the NC Pre-K program classroom at West Hoke Elementary School in Raeford had to accept a school lunch in addition to their lunches brought from home. [ ... ] “Friday she came home and said ‘Mom, they give me vegetable soup and a milk,’” said the mother. “So I went to the cafeteria to make sure she had no fee and it’s not being charged to her account yet,” she continued, ” but what concerned me was that I got a letter from the principal and it says students who do not bring a healthy lunch will be offered the missing portions which may result in a fee from the cafeteria. So if I don’t stay on top of her account on a weekly basis there’s that opportunity that charges could be put on her account and then if I let it go too far then it’s like I’m going to have a big battle.” The principal of West Hoke Elementary, Jackie Samuels, says none of the children’s parents were asked to pay for the school food. While the parents may not have to pay, it was still an expense for the school to provide the extra food. A phone call to the Hoke County Schools Superintendent to inquire as to how much additional expense this would impose on the school was not returned. http://tinyurl.com/87fk4dp And you seem to forget how bake sales and the like are all restricted, now, too. This isn't just about what the government provides at lunch but what is forced on the students and what is disallowed to their parents to decide. It is pure insanity.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2012 08:27 AM (X3lox)

265

@260

My kid's school sent home a single mini Snickers I included in his lunch as contraband.  So not sure how long that solution is viable.  

Posted by: Beagle at September 25, 2012 08:27 AM (sOtz/)

266 WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 25, 2012 08:28 AM (Ho2rs)

267 260 So pack your kids lunch. Problem solved. Duh. Posted by: Bang Out Of Order at September 25, 2012 12:25 PM (1H47k) --------- Sounds easy, huh. Google 'bring lunch from home to school' and see how that works out.

Posted by: Fat Fucking Parasitic Bitch at September 25, 2012 08:28 AM (fWAjv)

268 So pack your kids lunch. Problem solved. Duh. Posted by: Bang Out Of Order at September 25, 2012 12:25 PM (1H47k) It can and will be confiscated if it doesn't meet government regulated dietary requirements. It's already happened.

Posted by: ErikW at September 25, 2012 08:28 AM (ftdHA)

269

@258

 

In Irvine, California the same thing was about to be tried and the parents revolted.  Of course, Irvine is a planned community, but the parents just didn't understand why kids should be getting free lunches.  The natural recipients were of the Latino persuasion.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 25, 2012 08:28 AM (lAMRW)

270 268 Back in my day when the food was too shitty to eat, we had food fights What's the matter with these kids? It's tough to score a lethal hit with raw spinach.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 25, 2012 08:28 AM (AZGON)

271 beagle tell them to get their nose and hands out of your kids lunch box!!!! freedom of lunch!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 25, 2012 08:28 AM (Ho2rs)

272 Fat fucking parasitic sock! Off with thee.

Posted by: RWC at September 25, 2012 08:28 AM (fWAjv)

273

The teachers themselves have to do the serving. Excellent use of teacher time, don't you think?

 

When I was in school, right up through middle school, we weren't even allowed in the BUILDING until five minutes before the     bell rang.     That only changed if there was a raging blizzard outside, or if the temps were dangerously low (like, subzero).     The teachers didn't want us underfoot as they got ready for the day, so the doors stayed locked.   It pissed me off then and now, because even as  a kid I knew the teachers were mostly just bitching to each other about the shitty days theyw ere going to have (I had a number of burned out    Union teachers in my day, especially in middle school).      But if that was back in the late 80s/early 90s     in rural NH,     I can only imagine how much LESS the teachers want to deal with kids TODAY.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 25, 2012 08:29 AM (4df7R)

274 Bowl of rice and some water. A trillion Communist Chinese can't be wrong.

Posted by: Up with people! at September 25, 2012 08:29 AM (kzFo5)

275 Los Angeles City Council member Jan Perry rammed through a ban on building new fast food restaurants in South Central Los Angeles a few years ago. She claimed that it was the fast food restaurants' fault that obesity was all the rage in the Black community. Um...no. I'm a black female and my ass isn't fat...never has been. This is due to the welfare crap. Easy lifestyle at someone elses expense. By the way, Jan Perry's ass is the size of Moochelle's. And now I denounce myself as both racist and an Uncle Tom/ette ten different ways to Sunday.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 25, 2012 12:23 PM

I'm betting that Perry doesn't think that the no questions asked EBT cards have anything to do with that

Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2012 08:29 AM (wwsoB)

276 225 Not to worry.....all the soy products in food today is doing that anyway. It depresses testosterone production.

I think that explains a LOT about vegetarians and vegans, many of which eat soy replacements for meat and/or dairy.     Sorry. It had better be red, dead, & corn fed. Or you will have one very P.O.'ed Texan. And you don't want a very P.O.'ed Texan. Because it isn't just one. We tend to come in bunches.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2012 08:29 AM (zji3t)

277 Adding crystal meth to your diet can increase your metabolism.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 25, 2012 08:30 AM (vaKm1)

278 The schools are going insane. Here in Beaverton Oregon, my 14 year old man-child (he's growing so fast he's eating me poor) goes from 8:00a (when he has breakfast), to 1:00p with no break, and no food allowed in the classrooms for snacks. He buys a lunch, and eats another one that we pack him :-) And the administration says they need to up the academic time since test scores are falling. I ask them how many of them can be mentally sharp 4 hours w/o a break or food? Mumble mumble mumble... Idiots. We've taken away recess, PE for weeks at a time, keep them in classes hour after hour and then wonder why they are bored, defiant, and not accomplishing anything...

Posted by: Francis at September 25, 2012 08:30 AM (7/lMx)

279 No, it is never reasonable to usurp the parents. If I want to feed my kid HoHos and Coke, it isn't the government's problem or business.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2012 12:06 PM (2b4yb)

This.

Posted by: Flounder at September 25, 2012 08:30 AM (Kkt/i)

280 Why are they denying food to growing children? They need extra fuel to assist with growth spurts, not restricted calorie meals. I like the video. Even though kids have the option of packing their own lunch (or binging snacks), they are rightly rebelling against the loss of the hot lunch option.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2012 08:30 AM (XDfSm)

281

So you believe in censorship? How about corporal punishment for those who disparage the prophet?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2012 12:09 PM (2b4yb)

How about corporal punishment for 2 hours and worship the prophet for 14, instead of the other way around.

Posted by: Manly masculine men on the Raging Queen at September 25, 2012 08:30 AM (VndSC)

282 In Irvine, California the same thing was about to be tried and the parents revolted. Of course, Irvine is a planned community, but the parents just didn't understand why kids should be getting free lunches. The natural recipients were of the Latino persuasion. I have it on authority from an actual teacher, half the time even The Latinos don't eat the breakfast. However, it's good to know that The California tax payer has so much extra money to throw around.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 25, 2012 08:30 AM (AZGON)

283

@280

 

She is such a pathetic excuse of a person.  And I am sooo tired of our mayor, Anthony (We clean your toilets) VilLaRaza.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 25, 2012 08:30 AM (lAMRW)

284 Wasn't the Obama admin trying to do this about a year ago, saying kids had to be over 18 or something in order to do farm work? That's probably one of those little regulations that will pop up again in his second term.

Posted by: sydney jane at September 25, 2012 12:25 PM (zYWPO)


He tried but it created such an uproar among farm States like Iowa he had to eat it.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 08:31 AM (YdQQY)

285 So now schools can serve the dual purpose of converting your kids to third world acceptabbleness. Skinny AND ignorant as shit. Perfect Democrats.

Posted by: maddogg at September 25, 2012 08:31 AM (OlN4e)

286

Bastards!  I can't believe they're going to force my hand into voting for Romney.  But I cannot bring myself to vote for someone who is so demonstrably anti-portion.  Woe is me.

Posted by: David Frum at September 25, 2012 08:31 AM (8J5Ck)

287 It's tough to score a lethal hit with raw spinach. Posted by: George Orwell at September 25, 2012 12:28 PM (AZGON) The octaganol Mexican pizzas, when thrown like a frisbee, were a motherfucker.

Posted by: ErikW at September 25, 2012 08:31 AM (ftdHA)

288 People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome."

Posted by: Young River Tam at September 25, 2012 12:17 PM (4I3Uo) 

Hmmm....  does Bill Ayers (Phd. Edu) have blue-gloved hands?



Posted by: mrp at September 25, 2012 08:32 AM (HjPtV)

289 The people creating these menus will be the ones deciding which treatments you will be allowed under Obamacare.  Just sayin'...

Posted by: Voluble at September 25, 2012 08:32 AM (qYvEa)

290

"Starved people cannot be taught democracy. To talk about the will of the people when you aren't feeding them is perfect hogwash."  - Ancel Keys, reporting the results of his "Great Starvation Experiment", 1950

 

A fascinating read about experimentation done at the end of WWII to figure out how  to feed a starving Europe without killing her people - researchers 1st had to starve volunteers in order to figure out what would work best.

 

The starvation experiment garnered amazing (and appalling) discoveries - Keys wanted to stop the experiment because of the toll that it was taking on his healthy subjects.

 

http://is.gd/r3rJZH

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 25, 2012 08:32 AM (P6H+d)

291

@287

 

I really hate it here in California, but I have to wait it out.  Shaking my head...

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 25, 2012 08:32 AM (lAMRW)

292 Coming in late but on the option of just bringing your own lunch, their moving on that too.

"To encourage healthful eating, Chicago school doesn't allow kids to bring lunches or certain snacks from home — and some parents, and many students, aren't fans of the policy"

http://tinyurl.com/3vf364k

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 25, 2012 08:32 AM (tf9Ne)

293 This is just more assumptions from our overseers that they know better than parents about what to do with our own children. There is no phase of our lives that they don't want to have significant input, if not outright control over.
 
It's only going to get worse unless the feral gubmint's power is pruned back.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2012 08:32 AM (ccXZP)

294 Yeah, then they trot out the starving = fun trope they used on that girl in a coma a few years back.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 25, 2012 08:33 AM (QxSug)

295
Then throws out lines like.. well you don't object
to eating healthy do you? God, I love her to death but I do wonder about
her sometimes.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at September 25, 2012 11:59 AM (l/N7H)


You need to tell her that what they're serving is only 'healthy' in the mind of a gov't. bureaucrat.

Calorie restriction backfires big time....and PROTEIN AND SALT ARE NOT THE ENEMY!

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2012 12:02 PM (X6akg)






Healthy food, non-healthy food......in either case it's irrelevant. The proper way to examine any government mandate/rule/regulation/law is to decide if it's proper to put a gun to someone's head to enforce it. Because in EVERY case, that's the ultimate enforcement mechanism.

At some point, parents that provide brown bag lunches that don't fit govt guidelines will inevitably be reported to Child Protective Services. It all ends with CPS showing up at the kid's home with an armed Sheriff's Deputy in tow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2012 08:33 AM (TIIx5)

296 Want to know why little Caitlyn and little Dylan are such fatasses now?

Once upon a time there was RECESS and gym class with physical exertion. But lawyers and helicopter parents are so worried they'll get a boo-boo that the schools keep them locked up all day. If little Justin gets antsy? Dope him up with Ritalin because the poor overworked and underpaid teachers can't deal with a squirmy 9 year old

Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2012 08:33 AM (wwsoB)

297 Good - this affects mostly those kids whose parents are taking advantage of the system via Free lunches. I'm not feeling sympathy. I make decent money but we pack our kids lunches every single day - they might eat school lunch twice a year. My son has discovered that there is a demand for gum at his school - the same kids whose parents can't 'afford' to pack or buy them lunch somehow manage to find $1 a day to pay for a pack of gum. I hope the little bastards get even more hungry. I'll send him to school with snicker's bars and he'll get to see how supply and demand drive up prices. Blackmarkets FTMFW.

Posted by: Pimp with a limp at September 25, 2012 08:33 AM (x7g7t)

298 And if you do bring lunch from home the next step will be to divvy it up between the 'less fortunate' kiddies. Oh Jimmy, you brought Oreos? Little Billy only has those shitty Hydrox. Give 'em up junior!

Posted by: RWC at September 25, 2012 08:33 AM (fWAjv)

299

@276

I'm being totally polite until they teach my kid about politics or the concept of "race".  Then I'm going to get pissed.  

Posted by: Beagle at September 25, 2012 08:33 AM (sOtz/)

300 This is actually an areawhere it would be possible to recruit lefties to push back against the madness.

Posted by: qrstuv at September 25, 2012 08:34 AM (m3Xia)

301 So if you ask me, the whole obesity thing is mostly a problem in the African American community, specifically in the female population. But pointing this out is probably, I don't know, racist.

I denounce myself!


It's more prevalent among black women, but it's certainly not limited to African Americans.  It's everywhere, and not just in the US.

I blame processed food and lower activity levels.  30 years ago I grew up on mashed potatoes, meatloaf, fried breaded meat, all covered with butter.  Everybody did.  Yet, we were all thinner.  Processed food was TV dinners that were looked down upon.

Now you go to the store, and it's all microwave this, instant boxed that.  I'm guilty as anybody with regards to crap food and lack of exercise, and definitely feel the difference.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 25, 2012 08:34 AM (SY2Kh)

302 @146: Ho-Hos and a 2 liter Coke? Breakfast of Champions! Mountain Dew is OK to sub for the coke, as well.

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at September 25, 2012 08:35 AM (izA2D)

303 From 1992 Scott Stantis captures perfectly how socialists view the children in the US - http://tinyurl.com/9ewyn6g

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 25, 2012 08:35 AM (WXoUE)

304 I really hate it here in California, but I have to wait it out. Shaking my head...

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 25, 2012 12:32 PM (lAMRW)

 

*making beckoning motions*  Come to New Hampshire.  Cooome to New Haaampshiiire...  

 

We need more sane people to move here to beat back the loonies from MA and VT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 25, 2012 08:35 AM (4df7R)

305 Please Sir, Can I have some more?

Posted by: Oliver Twist at September 25, 2012 08:35 AM (FxBCF)

306 I'm going to eat whatever I want, and the government can french kiss my ass.

Posted by: maddogg at September 25, 2012 08:35 AM (OlN4e)

307 "There's an easy way out of this, of course. They could just permit extra portions to any athletes or anyone whose parents sign a form stating they work in the morning and need extra calories." Or, they can kiss our asses as GTFO of shit that isn't their business. It's high time for some civil disobedience. The only thing leftists, and by extension Government, understand is some good old-fashioned violence.

Posted by: Pimp with a limp at September 25, 2012 08:36 AM (x7g7t)

308

@301

 

This 1000 times!  I remember looking forward to recess and gym class in elementary school.  I don't really recall obese classmates either.  I also remember always being outside, especially in the summer.  Nowadays these kids want to stay glued to the tv or video games.  We weren't allowed to do that.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 25, 2012 08:36 AM (lAMRW)

309 45  Well, it's for their own good.  They don't need all of that testosterone.  It just shortens the life span.  Maybe the school will offer castration next to go along with the morning after pill for girls. 

Posted by: no good deed at September 25, 2012 08:37 AM (mjR67)

310

Mountain Dew is OK to sub for the coke, as well.

 

An MD and a Slim Jim were my breakfast for my senior year of high school.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 25, 2012 08:37 AM (B+qrE)

311 Not only do they serve breakfast at schools here, but they serve breakfast and dinner during the Summer when school is not in session.


One wonders why they even need a SNAP card.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 08:37 AM (YdQQY)

312 One wonders why they even need a SNAP card.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 12:37 PM (YdQQY)

 

How else would they buy their lobster and t-bones?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 25, 2012 08:38 AM (4df7R)

313 311 I'm going to eat whatever I want, and the government can french kiss my ass. Yeah, but the fucking Republicans are too cheap to pay for our pre-lubed Magnums and cinnamon K-Y.. Vote Democrat.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 25, 2012 08:39 AM (AZGON)

314 One wonders why they even need a SNAP card. Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 12:37 PM (YdQQY) Strippers and liquor baby!

Posted by: RWC at September 25, 2012 08:39 AM (fWAjv)

315 It can and will be confiscated if it doesn't meet government regulated dietary requirements. It's already happened. Posted by: ErikW at September 25, 2012 12:28 PM (ftdHA) Don't let it happen. Like I posted above: "As I recall, there is some dispute about what happened over that lunch issue. I believe that the bad actor there was a busy body state or local level person acting on what they thought the Federal guideline told them to do. Yes, there are busy bodies everywhere, and over-reaching Federal guidelines may make them think they are more empowered than they are." But I am telling you I send my kids to school with a lunch that me or mama packs for them every day. The kids like what we make for them and they eat it. We know what goes in the lunch and we control the portion size. Don't pretend we are powerless.

Posted by: Golan Globus at September 25, 2012 08:39 AM (7vSU0)

316 The small town I live in sends busses around town to pick up kids. Just put a height and weight scale at the bus stop. Refuse entry to anyone overweight. How hard is it? 

Posted by: Up with people! at September 25, 2012 08:40 AM (kzFo5)

317 I could swear Ezra Klein found the EBT card mentioned in the first amendment.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 25, 2012 08:40 AM (AZGON)

318 To be racists too, it seems that the hispanic kids are really puffing up around here. All that free government food and they buy carbs because they want to.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 25, 2012 08:41 AM (QxSug)

319

Want to encourage kids to eat crappy food outside of school?  Limit what they can eat inside of school.  Once again, the laws of unintended consequences cease to exist in Liberal land.

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 25, 2012 08:41 AM (8J5Ck)

320

There's an easy way out of this, of course. They could just permit extra portions to any athletes or anyone whose parents sign a form stating they work in the morning and need extra calories.

thats your 'easy' way out of it?? how 'bout the feds stay the fuck out of what local schools put on the menu? much easier huh?

 

 

 

Posted by: chas at September 25, 2012 08:42 AM (TKF1Y)

321

An MD and a Slim Jim were my breakfast for my senior year of high school.

 

Warmed  up   Honey Bun and a Double Cola here.   Lunch was fast food.  Of course, this was back in the '70's.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 25, 2012 08:42 AM (d0Tfm)

322 Or this - Make the door of the school bus 12 inches wide. How hard is it.

Posted by: Up with people! at September 25, 2012 08:43 AM (kzFo5)

323

I don't have a strong position on the whole Paleo-Jihad thing, nor do I find that carbohydrates are the debil.

 

But I will say that demonizing salt is total BS. There is no solid evidence that salt is bad for you, and a lot of those people with heart disease who gave up salt ended up with no change or becoming worse. It was a total snipe hunt. Completely ficticious health concern. The evil "sodium" is not bad for you.

Posted by: entropy at September 25, 2012 08:44 AM (TULs6)

324 Don't pretend we are powerless. Posted by: Golan Globus at September 25, 2012 12:39 PM (7vSU0) Oh, I understand what you're saying and am in complete agreement. They are not done trying to push this tho, it's important that we not forget that (not that WE would.)

Posted by: ErikW at September 25, 2012 08:44 AM (ftdHA)

325 Kids used to get lots of physical exercise by walking, playing games, etc

But not anymore, instead we have the NFL Play60 bus so volunteers can spend stimulus money running a football and making shitty videos for the glorification of TFG

Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2012 08:44 AM (wwsoB)

326 The USDA regulation requires a MINIMUM of 850 calories for lunch at a High School.  That is a minimum.  There is no maximum.



BTW the Republican House passed the last Childhood Hunger Act in 2010.


It got very little news.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 08:45 AM (YdQQY)

327 It occurred to me that the people who bitch that our kids are too fat are the same ones that hold sports programs hostage when the next levy or bond issue comes up.

Posted by: ErikW at September 25, 2012 08:46 AM (ftdHA)

328 As a backup plan, make the door to the cafeteria 12 inches wide. Problem solved.

Posted by: Up with people! at September 25, 2012 08:46 AM (kzFo5)

329 all this bs has done has cost me twice as much for my kids lunch, they just get 2 lunches. nobody stops them....

Posted by: trailortrash at September 25, 2012 08:47 AM (xllDV)

330

I loved that study a couple of years back that said  that the majority  of kids went to bed hungry.

 

Well no  shit Sherlock. Anybody who's ever had a kid knows they do three things very well: eat,  sleep, and play. BBSquared's favorite toy was the fridge.  I don't  think he  got full until he was around 20 years  old.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 25, 2012 08:47 AM (d0Tfm)

331 Friend of my sisters went to a summer camp right next door to a girls fat camp . The budding young genius of an entrepreneur started trading snickers bars for sex from the inmates at the girls camp . I laughed at that story till I cried .

Posted by: awkward davies at September 25, 2012 08:48 AM (USjX1)

332 @297 scary indeed. But these are local busybodies - because this article says clearly that this rule came from the principal - and it also says "Principal Rebecca Stinson said that though students may not like it, she has yet to hear a parent complain." That's probably a lie, but assume it isn't. WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES. I will say it again: "The one that interferes with my kids' lunch will be paying for their college. And a Shelby Mustang for me."

Posted by: Golan Globus at September 25, 2012 08:48 AM (7vSU0)

333 Another method would be to control how much children eat by limiting the size of their bowel movements. This is such a good idea I'm surprised Democrats haven't mentioned it already.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 25, 2012 08:49 AM (AZGON)

334 BTW the Republican House passed the last Childhood Hunger Act in 2010. It got very little news. Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 12:45 PM (YdQQY) That would be very difficult since Barky signed the legislation on Dec 13, 2010 and the GOP didn't take over the House until 2011.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2012 08:50 AM (X3lox)

335

Remember the firestorm during the Regan years when catsup was classified as a vegetable?

 

Now were going to intentionally starve kids. I guess its all about good intentions.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at September 25, 2012 08:50 AM (aA2hG)

336 De-lurking for a minute. For the person who asked about the peanut allergies: this is speculation, but educated speculation. My MIL is an infection control specialist and a R.N. She believes the increase in all sorts of allergies is due to a lack of exposure in early childhood to allergens we used to all be exposed to regularly. There seems to be a good bit of evidence backing this theory up, as research into pet and animal allergies have shown that people with regular exposure to animals from infancy and early childhood tend to have a much lower chance of developing animal allergies throughout their lives. MIL thinks the same is true for peanuts. The AMA's recommendations for childhood exposure to peanuts and peanut butter are that they strongly recommend holding off until the child is at least five. People were usually exposed much earlier in previous eras. So because a child's body was never exposed to the allergen and not allowed to naturally develop immunities kids are turning up with allergies, some very severe. Again, that's speculation, but it makes sense, especially considering the research that's already been done on similar allergens.

Posted by: Mandy P., long time lurker at September 25, 2012 08:51 AM (qFpRI)

337 Wow - you fucktards have really got it down.  I have to say, despite all the moronic discourse, I finally figured out that You Pathetic Load of Communal Horse Cum are experts not only on foreign policy, but on childhood nutrition, too.  The liberturds and republicants everywhere are finally validated.  Well done, ladies.

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin, Esq. at September 25, 2012 08:52 AM (icwKQ)

338 I notice they're restricting the macronutrient that builds muscle and emphasizing the macronutrient that promotes fat gain.

Posted by: Mindy at September 25, 2012 08:53 AM (CC6tc)

339

That would be very difficult since Barky signed the legislation on Dec 13, 2010 and the GOP didn't take over the House until 2011.

------

Wrote by a Senate dem, no co sponsors, passed both dem houses in record time, almost as if they didn't read past the title. During a lame duck session.

 

Posted by: Up with people! at September 25, 2012 08:53 AM (kzFo5)

340 Wow - you fucktards have really got it down. I have to say, despite all the moronic discourse, I finally figured out that You Pathetic Load of Communal Horse Cum are experts not only on foreign policy, but on childhood nutrition, too. The liberturds and republicants everywhere are finally validated. Well done, ladies. Posted by: Rupert Pupkin, Esq. at September 25, 2012 12:52 PM (icwKQ) This guy a real troll or a troll of a troll? Troll-ception!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 46% more DOOM! at September 25, 2012 08:53 AM (MrM2k)

341 “As Vice Chair of the Partnership for a Healthier America, I join President Obama and the First Lady in celebrating the signing of the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act.  This bi-partisan legislation will significantly enhance the quality of food for our children for generations to come and is a dramatic step forward in reducing childhood obesity. As a physician, I know smart nutrition leads to healthy and productive lives. With 36.5% of our children in Tennessee being overweight, this act goes a long way in ensuring that kids in Tennessee and around the country will have the healthy nutrition they deserve.”
 
- U.S. Senator Bill Frist (R-TN)

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 08:53 AM (YdQQY)

342

you may be in an area where what parents pack in their kids' lunches isn't inspected/rejected...so far so good so no worries, eh?

or you may have younger kids that are scared to come home and complain...

 

 

Posted by: eurw at September 25, 2012 08:55 AM (WNUxa)

343 Stay out of my uterus!!!  It's totally cool if you're in my stomach. 

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 25, 2012 08:56 AM (mjR67)

344 >> My lib friend

Lib friends?  Hell, I told my mom and my sister if I find out they voted for SCOAMF they're dead to me.

Life's too short to break bread with retards.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen at September 25, 2012 08:56 AM (K1JW0)

345

Remember the firestorm during the Regan years when catsup was classified as a vegetable?

=============

that was reagan?  thought it was the sec under clinton that found himself dead in a helicopter crash (90's kid, here)

Posted by: eurw at September 25, 2012 08:57 AM (WNUxa)

346 I wonder just how many young, poor, black athletes from poor homes who are on government assistance because they *can't* afford to supplement their caloric intake Michelle has just locked into poverty because they won't be able to compete for scholarships at the top of their game eating the new lo-cal government food.

Mew

Posted by: acat at September 25, 2012 08:57 AM (4UkCP)

347 Democrats leaving people hungry - gee, that's a new one (not!)

I guess we'll need more food stamps to keep them fed - be sure to vote Obama, because those evil Republicans want to cut school lunches or something!

And what about (the quickly growing number of) kids who bring their own lunch?  Are the teachers going to search each one and throw half the food away?

Posted by: Norcross at September 25, 2012 08:58 AM (4EA5K)

348

Are the teachers going to search each one and throw half the food away?

============

 

shovel ready jobs?

Posted by: eurw at September 25, 2012 09:00 AM (WNUxa)

349 This is how you fight creeping Marxism in school -- the reality of what government control means.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 25, 2012 09:02 AM (dZ756)

350

Re peanut allergies increasing in frequency, I've heard that it may be because of pregnant women eating large quantities of peanut butter after being told to eat lots of protein.

 

(anecdote: only known one kid with a peanut allergy and yep, his mom said she did eat a lot of p.b. while preggers)

 

If that's the case, hopefully OB's are now warning women not to eat loads of it and the numbers of  kids with that allergy will go back down.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 25, 2012 09:02 AM (SUKHu)

351

No, it is never reasonable to usurp the parents. If I want to feed my kid HoHos and Coke, it isn't the government's problem or business.

 

Your problem was feeding your kid. The reason for the scope of the federal school lunch program is that some parents won't feed their kids, but we don't want to stigmatize those kids, so the program is open to all kids, (reduced price), even the ones who don't need it.

 

The program began as a way to 1. Feed truly need children and 2. subsidize agriculture (this might be #1).

 

Now it's used to feed children who's parent(s) can't feed them, but can afford cable, DVRs and better cellphones that us.

Posted by: CJ at September 25, 2012 09:05 AM (9KqcB)

352 *whose* parents

Posted by: CJ at September 25, 2012 09:07 AM (9KqcB)

353 Next year they'll dismantle the sports teams, solves the problem of needing more food. :-)

Posted by: lonestar at September 25, 2012 09:07 AM (lhZle)

354

You Pathetic Load of Communal Horse Cum are experts not only on foreign policy, but on childhood nutrition, too.

 

Well at least I don't go around telling people how much they ought to weigh. Hows that for regulation? Overweight kids?

 

I can't wait until they start fining by the pound.

Posted by: entropy at September 25, 2012 09:07 AM (TULs6)

355 Re peanut allergies increasing in frequency, I've heard that it may be because of pregnant women eating large quantities of peanut butter after being told to eat lots of protein.>>

If thats the reason why aren't a lot of kids allergic to ice cream/milk then?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 25, 2012 09:08 AM (tf9Ne)

356

"kids go to bed hungry"

The ones who figured out hunger is a really good way to try to stretch bed time past 9 on a school night.  See, my allergies are the bubonic plague.  

 

But seriously, I'm in favor of kids being fed and less EBT cards in strip clubs.  

Posted by: Beagle at September 25, 2012 09:12 AM (sOtz/)

357

The reason for the scope of the federal school lunch program is that some parents won't feed their kids

 

That was a red herring. Parents don't feed those overweight kids? "Poor" kids are more likely to be overweight, you know. Must have gotten food somewhere.

 

Oh, is there some emaciated starving little beggar with a swollen stomach showing up at school? Then WTF is DCFS doing and why haven't we fired them all? Chronically not feeding children is potentially criminal. If mommy doesn't give him but 1 saltine cracker a day, the solution we need is not lunch at school, it's foster care with a competent and non-sadistic caretaker.

Posted by: entropy at September 25, 2012 09:12 AM (TULs6)

358 This still seems to be a variant of the Pritikin diet the government has been pushing sense McGovern set up the food pyramid...

Posted by: liquidflorian at September 25, 2012 09:15 AM (Kx/oz)

359

I've struggled with my weight for as long as I can remember.  When I had my little man, I was petrified that he was going to have weight issues so I took a proactive approach and didn't offer alternatives to what hubs and I ate for dinner.  He eats just about everything.  He doesn't like salad, raw tomatoes or raw onions.  He ASKS for brussell sprouts and broccoli.

The thing is that while he was my Chunky McChunkster at ages 3-5, over this past summer he sprouted 2 inches and lost all of his chunkiness.  He's thin and lean and eats like there's no tomorrow.  

Who's responsibility is it to see to it that his nutritional needs are being met?  Mine and only mine. 

Posted by: Agent P at September 25, 2012 09:15 AM (fPmeR)

360 As an evil, soulless conservative monster, I cannot sleep at night knowing that many, many children are not going hungry. I applaud the FLOTUS for her part in advancing our diabolical agenda, which is to starve as many children as possible, defenestrate the elderly, poison the environment, and to reduce every woman to the level of chattel.

Posted by: Milesdei at September 25, 2012 09:16 AM (NnGzp)

361

This is practice for the full bore socialism that`s coming in the second term.  The dead will be the lucky ones. 

 

I hope the voters recognize this and In November, tell Mr. Obama to tell Mrs. Obama to shove it up her ass.   After all, even stupid people get hungry.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 25, 2012 09:16 AM (VLifP)

362 85 George Washington Carver didn't invent the peanut, but I believe he did invent peanut butter - an idea stolen by two white guys, William "Skippy" Johnson and Samuel "Jiff" Smith

Posted by: the Butcher at September 25, 2012 09:19 AM (8g9qq)

363

If thats the reason why aren't a lot of kids allergic to ice cream/milk then?

 

Well, baby mammals are meant to be fed dairy. Older children and adults often become lactose intolerant.

 

Most of the people I know who are lactose intolerant consume epic amounts of lactose anyway, which might have something to do with it. I've always said I don't think anyone is lactose intolerant in Somalia. Sola dosis facit venenum.

 

I don't drink much milk really, except a bit of cream in coffee. If I have 8 ounces, I'm fine. If I drink 18 ounces, I think I'm lactose intolerant. I think that's just what milk does if you drink way too much of it.

Posted by: entropy at September 25, 2012 09:20 AM (TULs6)

364 158 HUGE GET:



RT @bdomenech: In Ohio tomorrow, Mike Rowe will join Mitt Romney. http://vlt.tc/hev


The bad news: Rowe insists that Romney participate in helping him cleaning local septic tanks and artificially inseminating cows.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 25, 2012 12:07 PM (SY2Kh)


"And at the end of that crazy day, the Governor called me up to ask how things were going.

"Hectic", I said. "The workers were delayed, and now it's getting late and the septic tank's still backed up and none of the cows are pregnant"


"I'll get the boys" Romney promised."

Posted by: Weirddave at September 25, 2012 09:21 AM (aH+zP)

365

303And if you do bring lunch from home the next step will be to divvy it up between the 'less fortunate' kiddies.

Oh Jimmy, you brought Oreos? Little Billy only has those shitty Hydrox. Give 'em up junior!

 

 

Made me think of my daughter's first day at kindergarten over 20 years ago.  We had packed her a wonderful lunch in her new Skipper lunchbox, which she was so proud of. 

 

A couple hours later I get a call at work from the school: someone took her lunchbox and she had no lunch.  Brought her a new lunch and spoke to the teacher.  They were "looking into" who took her lunchbox. 

 

The principal called us that night; they were pretty sure who had taken it, and they would be talking to the child first thing in the morning when she got there. 

 

I went early to the school with my daughter the next day.  The principal was waiting for the thief's bus; and brought the little girl into the office. 

 

She readily admitted she took the lunchbox, but only because my daughter had such a nice one, and she had an ugly one, and her parents couldn't afford to buy her a nice one like that.  Then she started crying.

 

The principal started patting her on the back and told her, "Oh, it's okay, honey." 

 

I said very loudly, "NO, it's NOT okay.  That's how life is.  We don't take what's not ours just because we don't like what we have.  Doesn't anyone actually care that my daughter got traumatized her first day of school, or that stealing is wrong?"

 

A little socialist, and her enabler.  Nothing was done about it, other than she got a talking to and some sympathy for her home situation.  As far as I know, her parents weren't even called. 

 

My first experience with public school.  And my last.  It was a good lesson for my daughter. 

 

She had been on a waiting list for a Catholic school.  I called the next day and didn't let up until she got admitted. 

 

But before my daughter left the public school, the little thief pushed the bathroom door into her face, and my daughter came home with a big bruise on her cheek.  The brat called it an accident, and the teacher accepted it. 

 

Yes, the the thief was a minority, and yes, she got away with it all. 

 

 

 

Posted by: Marybeth at September 25, 2012 09:23 AM (Ks0w4)

366

If mommy doesn't give him but 1 saltine cracker a day, the solution we need is not lunch at school, it's foster care with a competent and non-sadistic caretaker.Posted by: entropy at September 25, 2012 01:12 PM (TULs6)

 

Mommy's just splitting parental duties with Daddy - which is you and me.

Posted by: CJ at September 25, 2012 09:24 AM (9KqcB)

367 3 of my kids were adopted from a Haiti and were extremely small for their age when they arrived in the US.  I don't need the US govt or anyone else messing with their food or their issues surrounding it.  I've worked very hard to normalize their relationship to food..  They have grown tremendously and are very healthy now.  Fortunately we are in a location that does not seem to be affected by the overreach of Mrs. O.  I just looked at the elementary and secondary menus for the month, and I see plenty of cheeseburgers, etc.  Go figure.   It better not change or Mama Smalltown is gonna go on a rampage.

Posted by: small town girl at September 25, 2012 09:25 AM (8bflM)

368 Now it's used to feed children who's parent(s) can't feed them, but can afford cable, DVRs and better cellphones that us.

Posted by: CJ at September 25, 2012 01:05 PM (9KqcB)


Don't know if you know this, but now the government will buy them the cell phone, too (at least in WA).  Check out assurance wireless free cell phone, eligible if you are on SNAP or other public assistance. I was blown away.

Posted by: Flounder at September 25, 2012 09:28 AM (Kkt/i)

369 Why are ya'll bitchin'? French Mushroom Soup Classic Caesar Salad Boston Bean Salad Pepperoni Flatbread Pizza Variety Flatbread Pizza Variety Veggie Flatbread Pizzas Sauteed Local Greens Sliced Melon

Posted by: Sasha and Malia eatin' good at September 25, 2012 09:30 AM (fWAjv)

370

OK, I'm going to ask a really stupid question: Why in the name of all that's sane is the federal government managing what all kids around the country eat for lunch?

I've flipped through my copy of the Constitution, and I don't see "children's lunch management" among the enumerated power - though, granted, I don't have the amended Democratic Party version, which includes all of the penumbras and emanations. But still: People, it's *lunch*.

Posted by: Brown Line at September 25, 2012 09:33 AM (VrNoa)

371

I realize I'm getting in on this late but, you know, job.  Anyhoo,

 

 

 

Low calorie school lunches won't fix most fat kids.  Wanna know why?  Go to the local grocery store and take a look at their momma's shopping carts.  Pop, pizza, pre-prepared foods, chips, Little Debbie-type snacks, etc.  Yeah, I know some of it's genetics.  But funny that most families that are genetically fat, have lousy eating habits.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 25, 2012 09:36 AM (DoZD+)

372 And if you do bring lunch from home the next step will be to divvy it up between the 'less fortunate' kiddies.


They do that here with school supplies. Every student is sent home with a note saying what they need to bring at the beginning of the year.


They then put it all in a box and it is divided up equally so that the ones who did not bring any will not be "embarrassed".

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 09:40 AM (YdQQY)

373 Posted by: Brown Line at September 25, 2012 01:33 PM (VrNoa)


The courts have ruled that is you take the money you take the rules.  After all, its a tax.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 09:41 AM (YdQQY)

374 Uh, look how the big, strong, take no guff liberals of New York City, New York rolled for Nanny Bloomberg's Big Gulp Raid.  Don't mess with lunches-they already have and nothing happens. 

Posted by: ejo at September 25, 2012 09:43 AM (wggd/)

375 I ate a fried burrito with chili and cheddar cheese in the alternative food line in high school for four years. Is it no longer available? How sad.

Posted by: Goatweed at September 25, 2012 09:43 AM (kgemg)

376 If a terror attack in Libya isn't a terrorist attack, why can't ketchup be classified as a vegetable (so long as the kids go hungry)

Posted by: ejo at September 25, 2012 09:45 AM (wggd/)

377 America: Home of the weak and the land of the starved.

Posted by: Lee Reynolds at September 25, 2012 09:45 AM (rJMw2)

378 Just like Lizzy-Big-Medicine, here we have another liberal progressive, Meech-I'll-Starve-Your-Children, practicing dietetics without a license.

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2012 09:50 AM (/ZZCn)

379 My view of nutrition was profoundly changed by reading Gary Taubes' "Why We Get Fat - and What To Do About It".

As I like to say, I read it 'thirty pounds ago' - he makes a good case for his views, and is currently working to get some nutrition research done that could shed some real light on what makes up a good diet.

It does cast a LOT of doubt on current conventional wisdom - including that which is informing this travesty of a school lunch policy.

[He previously wrote a more technical book called "Good Calories, Bad Calories", which is good if you want the extra biochemistry and extensive references.]

Posted by: Parker at September 25, 2012 09:52 AM (YkW3i)

380

Looks like insurance companies are getting on the bandwagon, as well:

"Humana announced a new partnership with Wal-Mart on Wednesday that will give the more than 1 million members of its wellness program, HumanaVitality, a 5 percent discount on healthy groceries."

link: http://tinyurl.com/8oabhxv

Posted by: speedster1 at September 25, 2012 09:55 AM (v40Bj)

381

They then put it all in a box and it is divided up equally so that the ones who did not bring any will not be "embarrassed".

 

 

 

 

Now, that just ticks me off.  You wanna know how I could afford to buy supplies for 3 children on nothing but a preacher's salary?  I got the list asap then I bought a little bit each time I went shopping.  I'm equally enraged by enablers and the enabled.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 25, 2012 10:03 AM (DoZD+)

382 It puts the tofu in its mouth.

Posted by: General Zod at September 25, 2012 10:07 AM (2+bRt)

383 Now, that just ticks me off. You wanna know how I could afford to buy supplies for 3 children on nothing but a preacher's salary?


Since the school is feeding them they should be able to use their SNAP card to buy those suppliers.  But then they would have to do without their cigarettes and wine.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 10:22 AM (YdQQY)

384 My kids hate the new lunches. And three of them are involved in sports after school, so they have to take food with them to eat after to school to get through until they get home. Not that I begrudge them the food, but now we're paying for school meals that just went up in price, and packing food, and it's just stupid.

Posted by: Jewels at September 25, 2012 10:23 AM (Ni1q0)

385 when i went to marine bootcamp thirty years ago they had a workable solution.if you were deemed a fat body your portions were cut in half and if you were to skinny your portion was doubled,everybody else recieved a regular portion

Posted by: kj at September 25, 2012 10:28 AM (zYYbU)

386 Meanwhile Obama's girls get to eat pizza today at Sidewell.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 10:30 AM (YdQQY)

387 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2012 10:35 AM (6o4Fb)

388 392 At $35 K per girl it better be damn good pizza too.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2012 10:36 AM (6o4Fb)

389 The Obamas deserve each other.  But why do we have to deal with them?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 25, 2012 10:37 AM (DoZD+)

390 310.  Oliver wants more!!  To the work farm [gulag] for him.

Posted by: FNFax at September 25, 2012 10:47 AM (ylre0)

391 A more accurate video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly7PONiKGUs

Posted by: Oliver Twist at September 25, 2012 10:54 AM (XvHmy)

392 Another reason to homeschool.

Posted by: sarahw at September 25, 2012 10:55 AM (LYwCh)

393 The video is great, I threw that up on my Facebook page earlier today. The best part is its essentially apolitical... it just bashes government stupidity. The fact that Michelle Obama is behind it isn't stated openly.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2012 10:56 AM (r4wIV)

394 If kids don't like what's on the menu at school, they can pack their own damn lunch. The problem here isn't a stupid overreaching FLOTUS. The real problem is that, at some point past, we turned our schools into goddam restaurants, and began neglecting the 3 R's (I note that recent story about reading proficiency testing at 40-year lows.) Kids have no taste in dining (or anything else, come to think of it) and if they don't like what they're being served, to hell with them and their parents who don't feed them. Nobody is forcing them to restrict themselves to eating cafeteria food.

Posted by: gp at September 25, 2012 11:05 AM (+Jpqc)

395 Fat kids are a problem, an adorable hillarious problem.

Posted by: Shiggz RoketSturgeon at September 25, 2012 11:28 AM (RfvTE)

396 The best response from the students and their parents is a universal boycott of school lunches.  If everyone boycotts the cafeteria, the school loses money from the government.  Bring your own lunches and snacks.  Don't spend a single penny for any food or drink purchased at school.  Eventually, the administration will be forced to compromised.  Of course, this will only work at private schools or charters that don't have to follow the law.  I personally don't believe the federal government has any business in giving lunches to anyone.  There is nothing in the Constitution that says the federal government is responsible for feeding, clothing, housing, etc the indigent. This is a states issue. Parents are responsible for feeding their own children.  Individual school districts can support indigent children on their own or local charities.

Posted by: mamawolf at September 25, 2012 11:45 AM (K7KaF)

397 Besides being the absolutely ugliest bitch ever to deface the White House, her ass is the largest external fat sack there since Howard Taft joined Weightwatchers.

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at September 25, 2012 11:48 AM (lD8ju)

398

At my daughter's school, you are required to take a fruit or vegetable even if you don't eat them.  We told our daughter to give hers to one of her classmates that eats them.  There's a  rule that you can't share food with your classmates.  (she's skinny as a rail).

Posted by: ejo at September 25, 2012 12:02 PM (Bmz/O)

399 Pardon me, did I miss an election where MO was voted into office and given dictatorial powers ??

Posted by: seamrog at September 25, 2012 12:25 PM (NgK4Q)

400 I'm someone who could use a more restricted calorie diet, but kids? I always remember being in the seventh grade and a Holocaust survivor came to speak at my school. The one thing I remember most about his talk was in how there were things could learn to live with. He said you can learn to live without heat, without clothes that fit (he was 12 when shipped to the camp), and even without freedom. But being hungry was something a person just can't adjust to. Glad this administration is happy to let our kids learn this lesson.

Posted by: Angrybell at September 25, 2012 12:31 PM (PjuZY)

401 There's an easy way out of this, of course. They could just permit extra portions to any athletes or anyone whose parents sign a form stating they work in the morning and need extra calories.

--
If they were to do this, most parents of fat kids would sign them up for more food.  But really, gov't should butt out of decisions about what kids eat.

Somebody should put up a web page filled with pictures of Michelle (and Barry) stuffing her face with all sorts of foods she prohibits for kids. What a hypocrite.  And it's not even like she's svelte or anything.

Posted by: Mayday at September 25, 2012 12:40 PM (F3s39)

402 Yeah I meant to say 2013.  But I had to switch plans this year because it went up so high. 


I now have catastrophic coverage with a $5,000 deductible. 

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 01:07 PM (YdQQY)

403 oops wrong thread

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2012 01:07 PM (YdQQY)

404 Govt policies driven by wildly neurotic bueracrats, what could go wrong?

Posted by: simpleton at September 25, 2012 02:11 PM (za3QZ)

405 Re: Taubes: "It does cast a LOT of doubt on current conventional wisdom - including that which is informing this travesty of a school lunch policy."

I disagree with Taubes on some stuff, but overall, I´d say his stuff is well worth a read. The case for most nutrition-related science being in effect bogus is strong. Also, his history of nutrition policy is very interesting (especially for conservatives):

"Like the flourishing American affinity for alternative medicine, an antifat movement evolved independently of science in the 1960s. It was fed by distrust of the establishment--in this case, both the medical establishment and the food industry--and by counterculture attacks on excessive consumption, whether manifested in gas-guzzling cars or the classic American cuisine of bacon and eggs and marbled steaks.

And while the data on fat and health remained ambiguous and the scientific community polarized, the deadlock was broken not by any new science, but by politicians. It was Senator George McGovern's bipartisan, nonlegislative Select Committee on Nutrition and Human Needs--and, to be precise, a handful of McGovern's staff members--that almost single-handedly changed nutritional policy in this country and initiated the process of turning the dietary fat hypothesis into dogma."

You can always trust the "Counterculture" and George McGovern to create good stuff, no? Like the American / Worldwide anti-fat fad / obesity epidemic... And Michelle's new lunch program. Is there anything that Liberalism cannot do?

Posted by: Okes at September 25, 2012 11:30 PM (JNhC3)

406 Feed us more!  We want more calories for our 75 cent lunch that is subsidized 75 more cents by the Federal Gov't!

I need 3000 calories a day as an athlete, and my lunch has 150 less calories than it had before!  I'm literally starving!

We are incapable of feeding ourselves!  We only eat at school since our parents never buy food anymore!

There should be a law that McDonald's dollar menu provides enough calories to keep athletes going as well!   And those Applebees burger and fries used to have more fries on the plate for my $7.50!  Congress, where are you!


Posted by: Claire at September 25, 2012 11:48 PM (zOnl9)

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