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August 19, 2012

Mitt Targets The Youth Vote
— JohnE.

Get this kid an ID.

Posted by: JohnE. at 06:36 AM | Comments (70)
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1 Foist

Posted by: Zakn at August 19, 2012 06:37 AM (zyaZ1)

2 the president is a scoamf romney/ryan 2012!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at August 19, 2012 06:38 AM (Ho2rs)

3
That was going around Twitter last night. It is to laugh. Because it's true.

Posted by: Wodeshed at August 19, 2012 06:38 AM (UuLBC)

Wait a minute. There was a gaming thread posted, and now Romney is talking to that little guy that has an E-Trade account?

Things are disintegrating faster than ever.

I blame Biden.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at August 19, 2012 06:40 AM (sJTmU)

5
You know, that looks like a Cracker Barrel.

Posted by: Wodeshed at August 19, 2012 06:44 AM (UuLBC)

6 and now Romney is talking to that little guy that has an E-Trade account?

One percenter!!

Posted by: Retread at August 19, 2012 06:48 AM (zxitI)

7 Yeah, it's always about the crackers.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at August 19, 2012 06:48 AM (sJTmU)

8 that kid looks HAPPY

guess she hasn't heard about the Rethuglican war on wimmens

I demand free contraception on her behalf!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 19, 2012 06:49 AM (HkOLY)

9 Winnah!

How much money have Dems left in your wallet?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 19, 2012 06:51 AM (STjp1)

10 Before the troll comes to tell us about yesterday's Rasmussen poll;

gerg/trollyaso was not found on these threads;

Breaking: Bumbling Gaffe-Machine Will Head Back On The Campaign Trail

In Battleground States, Romney Republican Registration Effort Demolishing Obama Democratic Registration Effort

Romney/Ryan Gain Strength In Three Swing States

Ryan Zings Biden; Press Still Curious About "Chains;" Axelrod Refuses to Say if Biden Will Be On The Ticket

CNN Moves Wisconsin From "Lean Obama" to "Toss Up;" Rasmussen Puts Romney/Ryan One Point Ahead

Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2012 06:51 AM (wwsoB)

11 The Obama loyalists in the media are gonna go all out.

They will not stop with Obot talking points period.

Juggsy is gonna hide, they are gonna try to drag him across the finish line and ignore that he is not there.

If we pull it out we need to work to destroy the MSM.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 19, 2012 06:52 AM (LRFds)

12 Rasmussen's poll of the developmentally disabled found Biden favored over Ryan by 50 points!

Thanks for picking Ryan, losers !!!

Posted by: trollyaso at August 19, 2012 06:53 AM (wwsoB)

13 You can tell Mitt is plotting on how to give the kid cancer. Plus I think he stole the kid's hair. He's probably got a secret hair account in the Cayman Islands.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2012 06:53 AM (ccXZP)

14 Dammit, Mitt! Let the kid finish her waffle!

Posted by: eman at August 19, 2012 06:53 AM (u3Rkr)

15 Lots of white people in da picture. RACIST.

Posted by: Zombie Trayvon at August 19, 2012 06:55 AM (3ZjAP)

16 The baby was never seen again, but Mitt did bring a delicious Pioneer Day jello mold to the BBQ that evening.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 19, 2012 06:55 AM (9HhTH)

17 11 The Obama loyalists in the media are gonna go all out.

If we pull it out we need to work to destroy the MSM.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 19, 2012 10:52 AM

MSNBC's Halperin: 'Media Is Very Susceptible to Doing What the Obama Campaign Wants'

http://tinyurl.com/d9vr83e

Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2012 06:57 AM (wwsoB)

18 Nice rack.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2012 07:00 AM (rXtbM)

19 You must come with me and learn about The Force.

Posted by: Mitt Vader at August 19, 2012 07:02 AM (u3Rkr)

20 lucky kid. mom's got cans.

Posted by: guywhomythicallybangedmegan at August 19, 2012 07:02 AM (bWQXp)

21 17 KD,

correct, there is no "free press" anymore if the media bias is not held in ethical constraint.

Politicians and elected officials are not in theory allowed to use their station for partisan gains correct?

Neither are soldiers, but somehow this pack of jackals is entitled to use their station blatantly to aid one ideology and have the maximum deference under law allowed because of their station as "the people's watchdog?"

No time to ponder using non attributable assets to undermine the press' feeling of immunity by setting up a TMZ site and exposing their personal lives and biases as they so enjoy doing private citizens and not their allies.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 19, 2012 07:03 AM (LRFds)

Shut the door! Get out!

The media is helping Barack Obama and Democrats?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at August 19, 2012 07:03 AM (sJTmU)

23 So why isn't this beautiful babe repulsed by the 4-pronged horn jutting menacingly from Gov. Romney's forehead? "Over to you, Chet." "Dave, experts we consulted are at a loss to explain the young female's unexpected lack of repulsion. We then asked Red Diaper Baby David Axelrod...."

Posted by: Thorvald at August 19, 2012 07:04 AM (1V6Pv)

24 I cant believe you morons are ogling moms boobehs. Oh wait. I guess i can believe it!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at August 19, 2012 07:04 AM (5H6zj)

25 Hope you liked your lunch, kid. Party's over. Get a job.

Posted by: Mitt at August 19, 2012 07:04 AM (u3Rkr)

26 That baby's obviously a racist.

Posted by: nickless at August 19, 2012 07:04 AM (MMC8r)

27 Can someone tell me why I, a proven liar, am going to be on a show on a CNN show called "Reliable Sources"? I mean, it's almost like Howie doesn't give a shit about credibility, you know what I'm saying?

Posted by: David Shuster at August 19, 2012 07:05 AM (/YJYi)

28 Your Mom, she single?

Posted by: Mitt at August 19, 2012 07:07 AM (u3Rkr)

29 @22

Holy Fuck. When did this start?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 19, 2012 07:08 AM (3ZjAP)

30 "So kid, I hear you beat Joe Biden at tic-tac-toe. Twice."

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2012 07:10 AM (ccXZP)

31 Yeah laugh guys, I saw what they are up to. Barack will not even send his people out to argue the point directly. The media is all in in their minds Giggles can intern as a morning drive emcee for the next 78 days and they can carry him over the goalline.

Mitt is running an adult campaign and they are trying to carry Chance the Gardener and Rain Man over the finish line....

it angers me.

If I engaged in such naked electioneering when I was a soldier I'd be destroyed.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 19, 2012 07:11 AM (LRFds)

32 A little dab'll do ya.

Posted by: PaulRyansHair at August 19, 2012 07:12 AM (HMyvB)

33 32 PRH,

MY hair is motor oil!

//Joey Plugz

Posted by: sven10077 at August 19, 2012 07:13 AM (LRFds)

34 33 32 PRH, MY hair is motor oil! //Joey Plugz Posted by: sven10077 That's not as bad as his brain being stuck in the last century...

Posted by: backhoe at August 19, 2012 07:16 AM (ULH4o)

35 MY hair changes magically from grey to black to grey and then to black again. NO I don't dye it and why would you ask? What are you, a racist?

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 19, 2012 07:18 AM (HkOLY)

36 I'm, like, sort of God. Evan Thomas says so.

Posted by: The Dyeworker, Healer of Planets and Suppressor of Tides at August 19, 2012 07:19 AM (HkOLY)

37 30 "So kid, I hear you beat Joe Biden at tic-tac-toe. Twice."

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2012 11:10 AM (ccXZP)

With my chains still on!

Posted by: Da White baby with the grandma with the big tits at August 19, 2012 07:27 AM (3ZjAP)

38 Due to the fact that it's pouring rain my brunch this morning consists of thick strips of maple bacon, eggs over easy, grits and cathead biscuits with blackberry jam w/ real butter and washed down with ice cold OJ,
eat your hearts out Horde.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 19, 2012 07:27 AM (8Hnjw)

Mr. Grunt, you are a cruel and uncaring man.

Enjoy your breakfast.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at August 19, 2012 07:37 AM (sJTmU)

40 35 MY hair changes magically from grey to black to grey and then to black again. NO I don't dye it and why would you ask? What are you, a racist? Posted by: Barack Obama I just question that scar, Mr. Precedent- is that where Soros inserts his data disc to reprogram you?

Posted by: backhoe at August 19, 2012 07:38 AM (ULH4o)

41 39,

Actually I'm the opposite just ask my Brothers at the local VFW, not to mention the returning youngsters returning home I love them all as you do too I'm sure.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 19, 2012 07:40 AM (8Hnjw)

42 I have a chair just like that.

Posted by: Biden. Joe Biden. at August 19, 2012 07:43 AM (togh5)

43 Joe Biden is nothing but an ASSHOLE period!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 19, 2012 07:44 AM (8Hnjw)

44 I just polled everyone here at the glory hole and I predict Obama carries all 57 states and gets 100% of the popular vote. Romney might as well concede now.

Posted by: Dr. Gergenfly Tardyaso at August 19, 2012 07:57 AM (aHR5E)

45 "I just question that scar, Mr. Precedent- is that where Soros inserts his data disc to reprogram you?

Posted by: backhoe at August 19, 2012 11:38 AM (ULH4o)"

That scar, I'll have you know, I got in a knife fight as a very young man. (OK OK I was trying to choom and cut a bagel at the same time.)

Did my surrogates in the media mention to you yet that bringing up the scar of an African-American man is nothing but a racist dog-whistle?

Posted by: Barry O'McFuckstick, Healer and Uniter of Nations at August 19, 2012 08:01 AM (HkOLY)

46 Well, if you think of babies as a punishment for having sex, there really isn't anything wrong with spending all their future earnings on ourselves, is there?

Posted by: King Barack the Dogeater I at August 19, 2012 08:05 AM (W8YTr)

47 Mitt is explaining to her that the car is full, so she'll have to ride on the roof. But, not to worry, it will be fun!

Posted by: Seamus at August 19, 2012 08:07 AM (mQMnK)

48 And yes, I said 57 states. The Lightbringer said so, and the Lightbringer only speaks truth.

Posted by: Dr. Gergenfly Tardyaso at August 19, 2012 08:09 AM (aHR5E)

49 Barry O'McFuckstick, Healer and Uniter of Nations? Thanks for clearing that up. I forgot to denounce myself... RAAACIST!

Posted by: backhoe at August 19, 2012 08:10 AM (ULH4o)

50 I really hope Obama doesn't win again. He eats dogs, ya know.

Posted by: Seamus at August 19, 2012 08:10 AM (aHR5E)

51 9- Hilarious. If I liked bumperstickers, I'd want that on one.

Posted by: Book at August 19, 2012 08:15 AM (oxqtW)

52 At least we still have the pets, dead, and non-citizen demographics voting for us...

Posted by: Democratic National Committee at August 19, 2012 08:16 AM (sZTYJ)

53 White Babies are delicious.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at August 19, 2012 08:23 AM (BASTz)

54 White Babies are delicious. Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at August 19, 2012 12:23 PM (BASTz) ...but you have to get the glaze just right!

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at August 19, 2012 08:27 AM (sZTYJ)

55 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2012 08:30 AM (6o4Fb)

56 47 Mitt is explaining to her that the car is full, so she'll have to ride on the roof. But, not to worry, it will be fun!

Posted by: Seamus at August 19, 2012 12:07 PM (mQMnK)

*****************

I was going to complain about being 'socked' by a dog, but that's funny, so I don't mind!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 19, 2012 09:27 AM (hgSh3)

57 re 4: note to Reader C.J. Burch: I posted twice on that thread and was posting a third time when the thread disappeared. Surely a sign that Hitler was correct about us Jews destroying everything good.

anyway, let me pretend to me the adult around her for a moment:

Staying focused on the 2004 John Kerry presidential campaign, Kerry and his wife released portions of their separate tax returns that showed the couple paid an effective federal tax rate of only about 13 percent in 2003.

At that time President George W. Bush and Laura Bush paid about 28 percent of their income in taxes in 2003, though their yearly income was a tenth of the KerrysÂ’ that same year.

and

KerryÂ’s Wife Releases Part of Her 2003 Income Tax Return
Published October 16, 2004
By DAVID CAY JOHNSTON and ERIC LIPTON
The New York Times
... {stuff I left out]
The two-page document, posted at [john kerry dotcom], showed total income of $5,073,554 last year. Her primary source of income was the tax-exempt bonds, investments that generally produce a lower interest rate, but those in the highest tax brackets can often pocket more cash if they choose municipals.
Ms. Heinz Kerry paid a federal tax of $628,401, which is 12.3 percent of her total income and 27.4 percent of her adjusted gross income.

http://tinyurl.com/8ml5nce

Posted by: mallfly at August 19, 2012 09:45 AM (bJm7W)

58 and I suspect the kid is saying "gimme summa dat money, you!"

Racist! I denounce myself.

Posted by: mallfly at August 19, 2012 09:46 AM (bJm7W)

59 and from today's begging bowl email:

"This video gave me chills"

"thanks to you there are folks that I meet today who have gotten care and their cancer has been caught and they've gotten tresatment and they are living full lives and it happened because of you"

the video (NSFW): http://tinyurl.com/bt5qfns

Posted by: mallfly at August 19, 2012 09:56 AM (bJm7W)

60 by the way, I heard that Paul Ryan's secret is that Glenn Reynolds gave him the secret recipe for Puppy Smoothies. I expect Ryan to release his medical records to prove that that isn't true. (forwarded from Mary Cloggensnot from Rattlesnake VT, so it must be true... in a "sounds stupid but I believe it so it must be true" sense that all Liberals tend to buy into.)

Posted by: mallfly at August 19, 2012 10:02 AM (bJm7W)

61 oh, geez, another one of those "The Rapture just took place and I was left behind" moments?
Where'd everyone go? Is Joe Biden giving a demo on CNN on how to wipe yourself without giving yourself Hemorrhoids?

Posted by: mallfly at August 19, 2012 10:05 AM (bJm7W)

62 Maybe it's time for the debut of "Cooking Healthy with Michelle Obama"..? Is she making ribs out of tofu?

Posted by: mallfly at August 19, 2012 10:10 AM (bJm7W)

63 can you get me close to obama?

Posted by: throw up baby at August 19, 2012 10:15 AM (0yt8C)

64 well, speaking of a baby who is wise beyond his years:

http://tinyurl.com/8h678qy

Posted by: mallfly at August 19, 2012 10:22 AM (bJm7W)

65 I am appalled at this crass Republican attempt to exploit the youngest and most innocent Americans in order to elect a right-wing hate machine. Mitt Romney should be ashamed of himself, but I'm sure that plutocratic Mormon has none. He wishes to become President merely to enrich himself and that creepy cult of which he is a member.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 19, 2012 10:51 AM (ACq/K)

66 Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb!

Posted by: Mary Dippenshitt from Idiotboro VT at August 19, 2012 11:30 AM (aHR5E)

67 What an adorable baby! And thanks for the laughs from some of the previous posters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2012 11:35 AM (1EJAv)

68 Rasmussen reports that 56% of voters believe Romney is a baby molester.

Posted by: Toldyasso at August 19, 2012 11:35 AM (IoNBC)

69 can you get me in the same room as obama?

Posted by: the projectile vomit baby at August 19, 2012 11:43 AM (0yt8C)

70 That is the cutest picture!

Posted by: Alana at August 19, 2012 09:52 PM (tlVhX)

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