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December 10, 2012

MNF
— Dave in Texas

The Texans and the Patriots.

I'm kinda thinking the Texans can make it to the show this year. I don't even like the Texans.

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Well, ok I like this one.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:36 PM | Comments (273)
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1 You seldom see such small clothes so...full.

Posted by: comatus at December 10, 2012 04:38 PM (qaVK+)

2 Fuuuddddgge

Posted by: grease monkey at December 10, 2012 04:38 PM (VSWPU)

3 She's cuter than a little ole speckled pup.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 10, 2012 04:39 PM (3Y7RV)

4 She has no hips!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2012 04:39 PM (C8mVl)

5 awesome story they did on JJ Watt during pregame http://goo.gl/yVQtC be warned, it's a tearjerker

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at December 10, 2012 04:41 PM (srIqv)

6 Really. That could be the body of a 13 yr old boy. I mean, if you stuffed his t-shirt with grapefruit. Weird.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2012 04:41 PM (C8mVl)

7 prediction: Embarrassment and humiliation.

Posted by: soothsayer's super ego at December 10, 2012 04:42 PM (XwIUX)

8 Those look completely real to me.

Posted by: Guy Whose Optimism Exceeds His Visual Discernment at December 10, 2012 04:42 PM (LCRYB)

9 Not real

Posted by: Waldo at December 10, 2012 04:42 PM (Dll6b)

10 Can you touch them? Then they are real.

Posted by: grease monkey at December 10, 2012 04:42 PM (VSWPU)

11 Is her name DeeDee Mao?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2012 04:43 PM (XkWWK)

12 Refs already throwing diapers for the Pats.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 10, 2012 04:43 PM (BVkEs)

13 There's something wrong with her body. I can't put my finger on it.

Posted by: Ronster at December 10, 2012 04:43 PM (nQMHQ)

14 Jesss!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 04:43 PM (QupBk)

15 too beaucoup, too beaucoup

Posted by: Waldo at December 10, 2012 04:44 PM (Dll6b)

16 Does that poor woman have elbows on her chest for crying out loud?

Oh, the humanity!

(Wait, is that a mindless liberal blog catchphrase?)

Posted by: filbert at December 10, 2012 04:45 PM (NaNKB)

17 (Wait, is that a mindless liberal blog catchphrase?) LOL!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 04:45 PM (QupBk)

18 Did this poor woman get artificial hip reduction?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 10, 2012 04:45 PM (0q2P7)

19 >>>There's something wrong with her body. I can't put my finger on it.

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Texans' cheerleader, on her way to get a restraining order at December 10, 2012 04:46 PM (2oHJ2)

20 no seriously those are grapefruits. I'm less aroused by those than reminded I need more citrus.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2012 04:46 PM (LCRYB)

21 3 Words: Bone. A. Ble.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2012 04:46 PM (n/ubI)

OMG I want to marry her for one night.

Well maybe for 45 minutes.

Posted by: Truman North at December 10, 2012 04:46 PM (I2LwF)

23 Now there's a saucy minx.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Helping it burn. at December 10, 2012 04:47 PM (Gk3SS)

24 "Not real" Don't care.

Posted by: Pope Pol Pot at December 10, 2012 04:47 PM (OqWMe)

25 Where is her butt and why is she wearing Cam Newton's number?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 10, 2012 04:47 PM (wR+pz)

26 Well maybe for 45 minutes. Braggart.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 04:47 PM (QupBk)

27 A FINE specimen Dave!

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at December 10, 2012 04:47 PM (LM9t5)

28 OMG I want to marry her for one night. Well maybe for 45 minutes. Posted by: Truman North at December 10, 2012 08:46 PM (I2LwF) Whatcha gonna do with the other 43 minutes?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 10, 2012 04:48 PM (3Y7RV)

29 DiT, I like her too. A lot.

Posted by: The Man From Athens at December 10, 2012 04:49 PM (Htg5c)

30 >>> Well maybe for 45 minutes.

You Lie.

Posted by: Joe Wilson at December 10, 2012 04:49 PM (2oHJ2)

31 Less than a week until the first college bowl game. I will be immersed in cheering for teams I have no interest in against teams I may not have even heard of.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 04:50 PM (QupBk)

32 Bunk.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 10, 2012 04:51 PM (x8wJs)

33 28 OMG I want to marry her for one night. Well maybe for 45 minutes. Posted by: Truman North at December 10, 2012 08:46 PM (I2LwF) Whatcha gonna do with the other 43 minutes? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 10, 2012 08:48 PM (3Y7RV) ~~~~~ Have a sammich perhaps?

Posted by: The Man From Athens at December 10, 2012 04:52 PM (Htg5c)

34 #6 is right. Which is why my crawlspace is littered with 13-year-old boys with tit tattoos on their backs.

Posted by: Velociman at December 10, 2012 04:52 PM (yy9MQ)

35 Have a sammich perhaps? Posted by: The Man From Athens at December 10, 2012 08:52 PM (Htg5c) A fine intellectual answer.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 10, 2012 04:52 PM (3Y7RV)

36 Holy crap, what a catch by Welker.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 04:53 PM (QupBk)

37 Yeay!!
Obama voting felons from Boston play Obama voting felons from Texas. So exciting.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 04:53 PM (HDgX3)

38 28 OMG I want to marry her for one night.

Well maybe for 45 minutes.
Posted by: Truman North at December 10, 2012 08:46 PM (I2LwF)

Guys don't forget, it takes 40 minutes for Viagra to kick in.

er, not that I would know, he he.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 10, 2012 04:54 PM (wR+pz)

39 You know what liberals did today? They called people to pressure them into calling their reps re: fiscal cliffs. You what cons did today? Watched football.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 04:55 PM (HDgX3)

40 Is "screen door in a hurricane" now off limits as a thing? Cause that's what I'm thinking about.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 10, 2012 04:55 PM (GEICT)

41 You mad, bro?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 04:55 PM (QupBk)

42 ahhh, a revenge flick black man gets his revenge on Whitey exactly what we need right now

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 04:55 PM (LVtr+)

43 @39 What part of Let it Burn didn't you get?

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 10, 2012 04:55 PM (uis79)

44 Mr. Moo Cow, why must you be such a jerk, much?

Posted by: Ronster at December 10, 2012 04:56 PM (nQMHQ)

45 Well maybe for 45 minutes. Posted by: Truman North at December 10, 2012 08:46 PM (I2LwF) Shit, I'd be happy with 90 seconds

Posted by: Timin203 at December 10, 2012 04:56 PM (azmhu)

46 why must you be such a jerk, much? It's the vag sweat.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 04:56 PM (QupBk)

47 ahhh, a revenge flick black man gets his revenge on Whitey exactly what we need right now Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 08:55 PM (LVtr+) They had that blacksploitation bullshit in the seventies.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 10, 2012 04:57 PM (3Y7RV)

48 Is Mr. Moo Moo " I am mad as hell" ? Watch out for ace ..

Posted by: grease monkey at December 10, 2012 04:57 PM (VSWPU)

49 >> I'm less aroused by those than reminded I need more citrus. You say tomay-to, I say tomah-to Let's call the whole thing offfff!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 10, 2012 04:57 PM (pUqSw)

50 Sand + Vag = Mr Moo Moo

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 10, 2012 04:57 PM (uis79)

51 I for one resent the honksploitation in cinema today.

Posted by: Velociman at December 10, 2012 04:57 PM (yy9MQ)

52 Shit, I'd be happy with 90 seconds I'll just imagine I already disappointed her last night.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 04:57 PM (QupBk)

Euclid's theory is once again proven.

B- 33% = W + 33% = H

B=bust, w=waist, h=hips

ergo: Boobs are synthetic , QED

Posted by: titus IV at December 10, 2012 04:58 PM (EMfJc)

54 Nothing wrong with a lively life-of-the-mind.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 04:58 PM (QupBk)

55 >>>Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 08:55 PM (HDgX3)

Thank you for highlighting the "we have a life beyond politics; liberals don't" point that ace has made over and over again.

By the way. LiB

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 10, 2012 04:58 PM (0q2P7)

56 prediction: Embarrassment and humiliation.

Dude, that already happened 34 days ago.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 10, 2012 04:58 PM (nHlRO)

57 49 Let's call the whole thing offfff! Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 10, 2012 08:57 PM (pUqSw) How bout she just takes her clothes off. That works, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 10, 2012 04:59 PM (GEICT)

58 39 You know what liberals did today? They called people to pressure them into calling their reps re: fiscal cliffs. You what cons did today? Watched football. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 08:55 PM (HDgX3) ~~~~~~ I gave them an earfull and cursed them and their offspring to the tenth generation in five languages. Slow day I know but I think I'm getting a bit of the sniffles.

Posted by: The Man From Athens at December 10, 2012 04:59 PM (nvwMe)

59 I know I know. To a "real man" watching thug felons throw a ball to each other is the mostest important thing in the world. And then of course spend a week analyzing every play on sports radio and espn. Cuz you know the sun won't come up if such and such player doesn't run for this many yards.

I used to care about pro sports. Then I hit puberty. Sorry.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 04:59 PM (HDgX3)

60 Then I hit puberty. Sorry. No need to apologize, the Brazilian is working for you.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:00 PM (QupBk)

61 There's something wrong with her body. Too many clothes. I can't put my finger on it. Get in line.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at December 10, 2012 05:00 PM (6gk77)

62 Set them free.

Posted by: eman at December 10, 2012 05:00 PM (9gcmf)

63 I used to care about pro sports. Then I hit puberty. Sorry.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 08:59 PM (HDgX3)

Then maybe you'd like to haul your ass to another thread, hmm?

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2012 05:00 PM (X6akg)

64 39 You know what liberals did today? They called people to pressure them into calling their reps re: fiscal cliffs. You what cons did today? ~~Watched football.~~ Enjoyed life. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 08:55 PM (HDgX3)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 10, 2012 05:00 PM (GEICT)

65 I'd like to see a remake of Mandingo. Starring Jamie Foxx.

Posted by: Velociman at December 10, 2012 05:01 PM (yy9MQ)

66 I used to care about pro sports. Then I hit puberty. Sorry.
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I used to care about politics. Then I hit reality. Sorry.

Posted by: mama winger at December 10, 2012 05:01 PM (P6QsQ)

67 I used to care about pro sports. Then I hit puberty. Sorry.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 08:59 PM (HDgX3)

So what have you done with the last year? Started to shave?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 10, 2012 05:01 PM (wR+pz)

68 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 08:59 PM (HDgX3)

---

You need your tongue circumcised, son.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 10, 2012 05:01 PM (BVkEs)

69
>>>I used to care about pro sports. Then I hit puberty. Sorry.

There are plenty of dead threads to hang out in troll. God knows that's where trolls love to take a dump. We here would like to have a grown up talk about something other than politics.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 10, 2012 05:03 PM (0q2P7)

70 I do care about some pro sports. Tennis and golf. Hockey, sort of. Sports where the players aren't about to go to just cam back from jail.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 05:03 PM (HDgX3)

71 Man, Chuckie is deepthroating the players again.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:03 PM (QupBk)

Pats getting out to their traditional speedy start.

Going to choke later on, but it's nice to be a Pats fan in the early going.

Posted by: Truman North at December 10, 2012 05:04 PM (I2LwF)

73 Schaub threaded that right in there.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 10, 2012 05:04 PM (E7LOb)

74 Moo Moo, Look...the bottom line is the country isn't going to understand what the actual agenda is of the Left until they live it...they clearly outnumber us now...we are tang the blame for it all regardless. So why not join the team, and come on in for the Big Win and Let it Burn! Nothing can be done at this anyway..we need big time economic growth in Manufacturing and Financials and it isn't going to happen regardless!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 10, 2012 05:04 PM (uis79)

75 Well, isn't that special. Texicans just gave the Pats the ball by interception...

Posted by: east of nowhere at December 10, 2012 05:04 PM (y7P+c)

76 OMG I want to marry her for one night. Well maybe for 45 minutes. Posted by: Truman North at December 10, 2012 08:46 PM (I2LwF) I'll marry her tomorrow, if we can honeymoon tonight.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2012 05:05 PM (Rhie+)

77 Schaub threaded that right in there. Like a laser.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:05 PM (QupBk)

78 I do care about some pro sports. Feel free to start a thread about them on your own blog and wait for us to migrate over and join in. If you hold your breath we'll get there quicker!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 10, 2012 05:05 PM (0q2P7)

79 I won't make a proper assessment till she turns around.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 10, 2012 05:05 PM (NzBQO)

80 Great pass by Brady.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 10, 2012 05:06 PM (BVkEs)

81 She's adorable. Dave is getting better.

Something different
http://tinyurl.com/b7aabok

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 05:06 PM (Fhaif)

82 Great run by Ridley.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 10, 2012 05:06 PM (BVkEs)

83 Clearly, someone needs to align themselves with a feminist identity.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2012 05:07 PM (Rhie+)

84 Yes..Yes... I'm sure she has a nice Turd Cutter!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 10, 2012 05:07 PM (uis79)

85 When I let it burn I get vag sweats.

I really should use that ointment.

Posted by: Mr. Muu Muu at December 10, 2012 05:07 PM (2oHJ2)

86 59 I know I know. To a "real man" watching thug felons throw a ball to each other is the mostest important thing in the world. And then of course spend a week analyzing every play on sports radio and espn. Cuz you know the sun won't come up if such and such player doesn't run for this many yards. I used to care about pro sports. Then I hit puberty. Sorry. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 08:59 PM (HDgX3) ~~~~~ Screw football moron, we are more interested in screwing the cheerleaders, or at least thinking about it 'cuz Mrs. Athens would not leave a piece of my sorry ass big enough to do DNA analysis on. Still, that little philly would get the best 3 minutes of her life. 'Course the elbows still need a complete inspection. Say you think Slick Willy gets a Christmas card from Monica?

Posted by: The Man From Athens at December 10, 2012 05:08 PM (O2FhX)

87 Is "Concern Troll" now off-limits? Mr Moo Moo...what do you think?

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 10, 2012 05:09 PM (uis79)

88 Unguent is a funny word, also nostrum.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:09 PM (QupBk)

89 >>>Say you think Slick Willy gets a Christmas card from Monica?

It hums Christmas carols.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 10, 2012 05:10 PM (0q2P7)

90 That was a really well designed post pass. *grumblegrumble*

Posted by: toby928© weeping Cowboys fan at December 10, 2012 05:10 PM (QupBk)

91 Wow. Some great game.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 10, 2012 05:10 PM (85EaA)

92 59 I know I know. To a "real man" watching thug felons throw a ball to each other is the mostest important thing in the world. And then of course spend a week analyzing every play on sports radio and espn. Cuz you know the sun won't come up if such and such player doesn't run for this many yards. I used to care about pro sports. Then I hit puberty. Sorry. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 08:59 PM (HDgX3) I'm a lady. In addition to football, I watch hockey (these days not as much), baseball, tennis, golf, soccer, college basketball, and pretty much everything else under the sun, except pro basketball. And I'm cheering for the Texans (although at the moment things aren't going well). While I don't give a care in the world about the fantasy side, sports are my outlet when I get home at night and want to relax. And when you're a gal, you appreciate both the athletic and esthetic sides of men's sports...

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 10, 2012 05:10 PM (B9aMH)

93 Sometimes you just gotta love the way the Pats come out of the gate.

Posted by: sawhorse at December 10, 2012 05:11 PM (MVgm3)

94 New England is going to be tough for us to be Beat to get to the Bowl.

Posted by: Denver Fan at December 10, 2012 05:12 PM (uis79)

95 Wonder if Moo Moo is growing in hair down there, now that he has reached puberty?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 10, 2012 05:12 PM (wR+pz)

96 My TV has been muted to avoid the "Let us fall all over ourselves to praise New England" banter.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 10, 2012 05:13 PM (B9aMH)

97 bing Texans cheerleaders not repulsive

Posted by: eman at December 10, 2012 05:13 PM (9gcmf)

98 Moo Moo doesn't watch Football, but $5 says he has never missed a show of American Idol.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 10, 2012 05:14 PM (uis79)

99 P.S. If she shows up on this thread I wish to note that my dislike for the Patriots in no way diminishes my love for Peaches.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 10, 2012 05:14 PM (B9aMH)

100 So which thug scored the most touchdowns in the BIG GAME so far? Is it the guy with 7 DUIs? Is it the guy who beats his wife? Is it the guy arrested for shooting a bouncer at a nightclub? Or is it the guy who has 6 kids with 5 different mommas?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 05:14 PM (HDgX3)

101 98 Moo Moo doesn't watch Football, but $5 says he has never missed a show of American Idol.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 10, 2012 09:14 PM (uis79)

__________________

Reality TV is even more idiotic than watching pro sports.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 05:15 PM (HDgX3)

102 100 So which thug scored the most touchdowns in the BIG GAME so far? Is it the guy with 7 DUIs? Is it the guy who beats his wife? Is it the guy arrested for shooting a bouncer at a nightclub? Or is it the guy who has 6 kids with 5 different mommas? Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 09:14 PM (HDgX3) On Sunday, may we engage in the same type of conversation while watching the NBA?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 10, 2012 05:15 PM (B9aMH)

103 Announcer: "This Texan team knows how to come from behind."

Well, that could be taken more than one way...

Posted by: east of nowhere at December 10, 2012 05:15 PM (y7P+c)

104 81 She's adorable. Dave is getting better. Something different http://tinyurl.com/b7aabok Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 09:06 PM (Fhaif) AtC's status as favorite Ette is rapidly being closed in on.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 10, 2012 05:16 PM (GEICT)

105 She looks like she's trying to smuggle out the national helium stockpile balloon by balloon in her shirt.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 10, 2012 05:16 PM (1c58W)

106 Ugh. Texans getting hammered early. C'mon at least make it a game. Don't really want to see another Cardinal Seahawks game.

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2012 05:17 PM (z4Cjb)

107 I caught the end of a Jim Brown blaxploitation flick the other night.Slaughter was the name of the movie.Anyway,end of the movie car chase results in bad guys car overturned leaking fuel him trapped in the wreckage(Rip Torn).Brown walks over bad asks bad guy if he was the one who killed his parents."Yeah,I killed them,I'm good at it.Now get me out of this car you stupid n*gger!"

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2012 05:17 PM (9XBK2)

108 Dane Cook the comedian has a funny bit about the NFL. People were calling the Lions losers for going the whole year without winning. Yeah some losers. They go home to their $5M homes and swimsuit model wives while the winners are on sports talk radio call in shows making fun of them.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2012 05:18 PM (HDgX3)

109 I wouldn't hit that chick even with a bucket of Cialis.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 10, 2012 05:18 PM (85EaA)

110 Texans defense is not filling me with much confidence. If this is any indication of how they'll perform against elite QBs, their playoff run will be short.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at December 10, 2012 05:18 PM (ZETiK)

111 stuffed!

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 05:19 PM (9fkPX)

112 BCochran, uuummm ???

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 05:19 PM (Fhaif)

113 109 I wouldn't hit that chick even with a bucket of Cialis. Posted by: USS Diversity at December 10, 2012 09:18 PM (85EaA) Then you can pass the bucket and the cheerleader over this way.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 10, 2012 05:20 PM (GEICT)

114 Not the cheerleader, Cochran, the chick on the commercial.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 10, 2012 05:20 PM (85EaA)

115 112 BCochran, uuummm ??? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 09:19 PM (Fhaif) It was a compliment Anna.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 10, 2012 05:21 PM (GEICT)

116 Somebody is way butthurt.

Posted by: toby928© weeping Cowboys fan at December 10, 2012 05:21 PM (QupBk)

117 114 Not the cheerleader, Cochran, the chick on the commercial. Posted by: USS Diversity at December 10, 2012 09:20 PM (85EaA) Ooooohhhhhh. Didn't see the commercial. That bad?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 10, 2012 05:22 PM (GEICT)

118 Welker knows how to get upfield after the reception.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:22 PM (QupBk)

119 Yep, this is going to be a beating.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 10, 2012 05:23 PM (B9aMH)

120 116 Somebody is way butthurt. Posted by: toby928Â© weeping Cowboys fan at December 10, 2012 09:21 PM (QupBk) Oh noes!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 10, 2012 05:23 PM (GEICT)

121 Three unanswered TDs.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:23 PM (QupBk)

122 I was hoping for a closer game. Not going to happen.

Posted by: Ronster at December 10, 2012 05:23 PM (nQMHQ)

123 @120 Oh Snap!....that made me giggle!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 10, 2012 05:24 PM (uis79)

124 Refs babysitting Patriots with diaper flags, again. Pathetic.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 10, 2012 05:24 PM (BVkEs)

125 BCochran, oh okay. Thank you.

So who is on the fainting couch now? Can dey haz cheezburgers?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 05:25 PM (Fhaif)

126 @124 Its because Brady is pretty and delicate.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 10, 2012 05:25 PM (uis79)

127 Embarrasment. Now comes the humiliation.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 05:25 PM (1WM2H)

128 Is Ted actually a funny movie? It looks silly.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:25 PM (QupBk)

129 Jeeebus!!!

Posted by: Wade Phillips at December 10, 2012 05:25 PM (2oHJ2)

130 what the hell happened to the Texans? They play like fags and their defense is all retarded.

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 10, 2012 05:25 PM (XjARm)

131 Uh-oh Mr. Moo Moo has hit puberty. He can beat all of us up.

Posted by: Adam at December 10, 2012 05:26 PM (/YJYi)

132 @128 It funny but goes way over the top.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 10, 2012 05:26 PM (uis79)

133 *clutching his pearls*

That coverage was a whole lot of FAIL.

Posted by: Wade Phillips at December 10, 2012 05:26 PM (2oHJ2)

134 Both teams are playing with at a high tempo.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:27 PM (QupBk)

135 what the hell happened to the Texans? They play like fags and their defense is all retarded. Posted by: boulder hobo at December 10, 2012 09:25 PM (XjARm) Belichek has been watching that Packers game tape for quite some time.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 10, 2012 05:27 PM (3Y7RV)

136 what's this? sour grapes already?!? hahahahahaha, you guis

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 05:28 PM (yhYn1)

137 Good grief. This game has gone to hell pretty fast. Borrrrrrrrrrrrrring. I think I'll switch over to that ID channel and watch some cute wife lace her hubby's tea with antifreeze.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2012 05:29 PM (C8mVl)

138 I guess I will go back to the A123 battery thread where we were comparing X-Wings to Vipers and Star Furies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 05:29 PM (Fhaif)

139 >>They go home to their $5M homes and swimsuit model wives while the winners are on sports talk radio call in shows making fun of them.

Then, after making fun of the losers on sports talk, the winners will look into trading up their $5 million dollar homes to make room for their hot swimsuit model wives' twin sisters

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 10, 2012 05:30 PM (Yhu4q)

140 138 I guess I will go back to the A123 battery thread where we were comparing X-Wings to Vipers and Star Furies. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 09:29 PM (Fhaif) Don't forget the B5 and Farscape discussions.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 10, 2012 05:30 PM (GEICT)

141 Word has it that the Texans' plane just landed at Logan. They may make it to Foxboro by the start of the 4th quarter if they hurry.

Posted by: Andy at December 10, 2012 05:31 PM (OZPoa)

142 @132

There is not one single frame of Ted that is funny, humorous, biting or clever.

Zero. Point. Zero.

No grade point average!

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 10, 2012 05:31 PM (0fxcV)

143 It is ridiculous that all the Federation vessels are the equivalent of capital ships. A fleet carrier makes so much more sense, especially in the pre-force shield days.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:32 PM (QupBk)

144 I'm kinda siding with Mr. MOO.

Doesn't anyone else get real tired of these overpaid assholes doing a victory dance every time they catch a pass???

Get a first down??
Get a sack??
Break up a pass play??

I'm waiting for one of them to grab the Gatorade bottle out of one of the water fluffers hands, squirt it all by himself...and do a victory dance.

Posted by: Portnoy at December 10, 2012 05:32 PM (A5Abh)

145 I'm kinda siding with Mr. MOO. Yeah, both both of you are here hanging with the cool kids.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:33 PM (QupBk)

146

Ungowa! What a set of pom-poms!

As for her uniform, nothing would look better on her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 10, 2012 05:34 PM (yiIja)

147 Posted by: toby928Â© for TB at December 10, 2012 09:33 PM (QupBk)

Nice job not addressing anything I said.....you rock.

Posted by: Portnoy at December 10, 2012 05:34 PM (A5Abh)

148 I'm kinda siding with Mr. MOO. Maybe you kids could go bowling.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 10, 2012 05:35 PM (3Y7RV)

149 There's nothing wrong with doing a TD dance. Even if you're team is down by three scores in the last few minutes of the fourth quarter.

Posted by: Cam Newton at December 10, 2012 05:35 PM (/YJYi)

150 It's my gift.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:35 PM (QupBk)

151 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 10, 2012 09:35 PM (3Y7RV)

Ditto..

Posted by: Portnoy at December 10, 2012 05:35 PM (A5Abh)

152 Nostrum - what Henry Waxman has lots of.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 10, 2012 05:36 PM (yiIja)

153

Ooooohhhhhh. Didn't see the commercial. That bad?

====

Well, I've had worse, but...facepalm.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 10, 2012 05:36 PM (85EaA)

154 Do you think she's wearing panties?

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 10, 2012 05:36 PM (Yhu4q)

155 The Texans show signs of life.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:36 PM (QupBk)

156 Toby we talked about that. Basically when you have no budget for anything but Enterprise and SS Botany Bay being built from a Skipjack model... what fighters?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 05:36 PM (Fhaif)

157 All games are created equal. Until the first kick off.

Posted by: Ronster at December 10, 2012 05:38 PM (nQMHQ)

158 you had a B5 and Farscape chat without me?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 05:40 PM (Y4TdB)

159 Football is like combat. The one who makes the fewest mistakes wins.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 05:40 PM (Fhaif)

160 WHAT A DUMB PLAY!!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 10, 2012 05:40 PM (0fxcV)

161 Basically when you have no budget for anything but Enterprise and SS Botany Bay being built from a Skipjack model... what fighters? They shouldn't have had that excuse in Enterprise series. The other thing with that one was that, with no force shields and expecting to go in harms way, the Enterprise should have had guns or fighters hanging all over it.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:40 PM (QupBk)

162 Portnoy, The beauty of Capitalism is that nobody makes you watch anything you don't like, and competition creates variety just for people who have unique taste.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 10, 2012 05:41 PM (uis79)

163 Vince Wilfork needs a zipcode.

Posted by: east of nowhere at December 10, 2012 05:41 PM (y7P+c)

164 Yeah Soothsayer, NDH kinda started it. And we just hijacked the A123 thread into being an early ONT.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 05:41 PM (Fhaif)

165 That is THE worst Olde Spice commercial....ever.

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2012 05:42 PM (X6akg)

166 I'm kinda siding with Mr. MOO.
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Maybe you kids could go bowling.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 10, 2012 09:35 PM
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It would really rock if they were skinheads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDB9oCgVHGw

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at December 10, 2012 05:42 PM (FZEtg)

167 Suuuupa Bird!

Posted by: Vince Wilfork at December 10, 2012 05:42 PM (2oHJ2)

168 Toby you are using common sense versus a television dynasty.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 05:42 PM (Fhaif)

169 @165

No the worst were the Ray Lewis one's

The best were the I'm a man ones.

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 10, 2012 05:43 PM (0fxcV)

170 158 you had a B5 and Farscape chat without me? Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 09:40 PM (Y4TdB) NDH was lookin for a present for her soon to be Son in law who's a scifi nerd. We started throwin suggestions out. I told her you could get the entire B5 series on eBay for $50. I think AllenG started the B5 as the best ever series, then it morphed to various fighters head to head.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 10, 2012 05:44 PM (GEICT)

171 How does Dave in Texas not like the Texans? :p

Posted by: teransolo at December 10, 2012 05:44 PM (+wAto)

172 versus a television dynasty. Were they limited in the Enterprise series by the scale models that the later Enterprises had in the trophy case?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:44 PM (QupBk)

173 Bob Dole approves of this cheerleader. For four long hours.

Posted by: Bob Dole! at December 10, 2012 05:44 PM (d/5qf)

174 If it were me, the first Warp3 (5?) Enterprise would have been an armored ball of gun turrets and photon torpedo launchers with the occasional nuclear weapons slinger.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:46 PM (QupBk)

175 Oh speaking of Farscape, I got the entire series from Amazon on Cyber Monday when they had their sale. It was only $45, pretty good deal I thought. Anyway at the time I kinda dismissed it as "Muppets In Space" but the show is better than I thought it would be. Finished Season 2, going to start Season 3 soon.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 10, 2012 05:46 PM (d/5qf)

176 hahaha @ 4th and 5 you don't dare do that at The Razahhhhh! oh shit a three and out

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 05:47 PM (NNTrd)

177 Starships are for exploration, not combat. Here's another nonsensical Star Trek thing. Why isn't the Earth protected by planetary phaser banks with the power of hundreds of starships?

Posted by: eman at December 10, 2012 05:48 PM (9gcmf)

178 174 If it were me, the first Warp3 (5?) Enterprise would have been an armored ball of gun turrets and photon torpedo launchers with the occasional nuclear weapons slinger. Posted by: toby928Â© for TB at December 10, 2012 09:46 PM (QupBk) Wasn't Enterprise always billed as a science/ambassador-type ship? Maybe the reason for no massive military might.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 10, 2012 05:48 PM (GEICT)

179 In the 2009 Captain Forehead Star Trek movie they could get to Vulcan from Earth in about ten minutes. WTF

Posted by: eman at December 10, 2012 05:49 PM (9gcmf)

180 $45 well spent, chemicaljeff did you get the movie, too?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 05:50 PM (LVtr+)

181
Why isn't the Earth protected by planetary phaser banks with the power of hundreds of starships?

Because that just wouldn't be very *polite*.

Posted by: Supreme Leader, Federation Utopia at December 10, 2012 05:50 PM (d/5qf)

182 Speaking of weird commercials, has anyone seen the Johnnie Walker commercial where a guy is talking about how another guy cares about him, i.e., "He calls to make sure I made it home ok."?

I'm doing a crappy job of describing it and I cannot find a video of it online but....WTF?

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2012 05:50 PM (X6akg)

183 By the way, are we getting a college football bowl pool going this year? Games start in a few days I believe.

Posted by: waelse1 at December 10, 2012 05:51 PM (U8oyI)

184 did you get the movie, too?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 09:50 PM (LVtr+)

No, no movie, I'll pick that up after I'm finished with the series

of course, you could always give it to me as a christmas gift

Posted by: chemjeff at December 10, 2012 05:51 PM (d/5qf)

185 Well, at least the sports bar is quiet. Nobody is going to watch a blowout involving a couple non Bronco teams. They should put candles on the tables and invite in a classical pianist. The crowd might get livelier

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 10, 2012 05:51 PM (XjARm)

186 Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 10, 2012 09:41 PM (uis79)

True..and the beauty of stating an opinion on a blog like this without some dickheads jumping all over you is non existent.

Oh...and I'm not watching the game..

And Oh...I'm currently leading the AOS group 4 on the pick em...

Posted by: Portnoy at December 10, 2012 05:52 PM (A5Abh)

187 Seasons 3 and 4 have bigger budgets and the episodes are awesome.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 05:52 PM (Fely/)

188 And no one has said it yet? For shame!

pointy cameltoe!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 10, 2012 05:52 PM (d/5qf)

189 Nice clock management fuckheads!

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 10, 2012 05:52 PM (0fxcV)

190 The only Earth that would have such fortifications is the Mirror universe. Because their Kirk is a tyrant. Have to keep him away.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 05:52 PM (Fhaif)

191 Fucking Star Trek? Seriously, guys?

Posted by: The hot barely clad chick at the top of this post at December 10, 2012 05:53 PM (Yhu4q)

192 In the 2009 Captain Forehead Star Trek movie they could get to Vulcan from Earth in about ten minutes. I think that in TOS, both the Vulcans and the Andurians(? the blue antennae guys) were fairly close to Earth. I disliked the First Contact movie because they had the Vulcans finding us because of the warp wave, when the series made it clear that we were in space already using impulse power before Cochraine invented or discovered the warp drive.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:53 PM (QupBk)

193 How would you describe the Texans running game? I'm trying to come up with a word that means nonexistent.

Posted by: Ronster at December 10, 2012 05:53 PM (nQMHQ)

194 Vote.

1. Cheerleader at top of post.
2. Orion slave girl.
3. Emma Peel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 05:54 PM (Fhaif)

195 when you're done with Farscape, watch ST DS9 from the beginning. Farscape is a 10. DS9 is an 8.5.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 05:54 PM (+7i2c)

196 I'm trying to come up with a word that means nonexistent.

Obama's prosperous America?

Too long?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 10, 2012 05:55 PM (d/5qf)

197 True..and the beauty of stating an opinion on a blog like this without some dickheads jumping all over you is non existent. For my part, I apologize. You got caught in the Moo-Moo backlash.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:55 PM (QupBk)

198 I hate Pointy Cameltoe.

Posted by: Gwendolyn "Sloppy Cameltoe" Jones at December 10, 2012 05:55 PM (LCRYB)

199 Why isn't the Earth protected by planetary phaser banks with the power of hundreds of starships?

No need to close the borders. Those undocumented flying objects are just bringing folks here to do the work that Earthlings won't do.

Posted by: Illegal (Space) Alien Activist at December 10, 2012 05:56 PM (2oHJ2)

200 Soon on TCM 'My Fair Lady'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2012 05:56 PM (Fhaif)

201 I really don't like the girl in the picture. The boobs are too fake. Also, racism.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2012 05:56 PM (LCRYB)

202 The other opportunity they missed on the First Contact movie was having the captain of the exploration ship be Sarek. It would have explained why he was the ambassador to Earth and stuff.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 05:58 PM (QupBk)

203 oh good, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Kuthrapali are here talking about Deep Space 9 on the football thread

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 10, 2012 05:58 PM (85EaA)

204 > 193 How would you describe the Texans running game? I'm trying to come up with a word that means nonexistent.

Less than Penultimate.

Posted by: east of nowhere at December 10, 2012 05:58 PM (y7P+c)

205 Speaking of td/sack dances/celebrations, anyone remember the player who started it? (at least, as I've been told)

Posted by: Vertov at December 10, 2012 06:00 PM (rRr9n)

206 I remember players spiking the ball, which then got larger and more elaborate.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 06:01 PM (QupBk)

207 You honkys are confining this poor young sister to a life of sexual slavery with the mind control poison the big corporations put in cheap bottled water!

Posted by: Louis Farrakhan at December 10, 2012 06:01 PM (/YJYi)

208 For my part, I apologize. You got caught in the Moo-Moo backlash.

Posted by: toby928Â© for TB at December 10, 2012 09:55 PM (QupBk)

Likewise....I didn't catch all of the Moo posts...seems like the one where 'I hit puberty..' was pretty much a prick, snotty thing to say...I wasn't trying to be snotty...I'm just a bit tired of the whole jumping up and down like you just climbed Everest after you catch a pass for a first down...and shit like that...

Posted by: Portnoy at December 10, 2012 06:01 PM (A5Abh)

209 ..>>Speaking of td/sack dances/celebrations, anyone remember the player who started it? (at least, as I've been told

Would that be Billy "White Shoes" Johnson?...he asks

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 10, 2012 06:02 PM (Yhu4q)

210 >>> I'm trying to come up with a word that means nonexistent. 'suspect'

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 06:02 PM (+oin+)

211 How would you describe the Texans running game?

*facepalm*

Posted by: Coach Kubiak at December 10, 2012 06:02 PM (2oHJ2)

212 m just a bit tired of the whole jumping up and down like you just climbed Everest after you catch a pass for a first down... I hear you. Act like you've done it before. Even the college players are getting a bit to demonstrative for my tastes. End of the half.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 06:03 PM (QupBk)

213

206I remember players spiking the ball, which then got larger and more elaborate.

Yes, but who first regularly spiked the ball?

Posted by: Vertov at December 10, 2012 06:03 PM (rRr9n)

214

Speaking of td/sack dances/celebrations, anyone remember the player who started it? (at least, as I've been told)

Hollywood Henderson?

Posted by: Ronster at December 10, 2012 06:03 PM (nQMHQ)

215

That cheerleader looks kind of elfish.

Bet she has pointy ears.

Posted by: Invictus at December 10, 2012 06:03 PM (OQpzc)

216 Not Billy Johnson. Think ten years earlier.

Posted by: Vertov at December 10, 2012 06:04 PM (rRr9n)

217 >>Yes, but who first regularly spiked the ball?

...ands who was the guy who came up with swatting his teammate on the ass as congratulations?

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 10, 2012 06:05 PM (Yhu4q)

218 Ever notice that Batman's powers have very little to do with bats and a very great deal to do with high-powered explosives?

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2012 06:05 PM (LCRYB)

219 I am guess ing the Texans' locker room now is going to be mighty uncomfortable

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 10, 2012 06:05 PM (XjARm)

220 >>Not Billy Johnson. Think ten years earlier.

Little Billy Johnson?

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 10, 2012 06:06 PM (Yhu4q)

221 You guys are too young. Big hint - wo looking at a record book, I would bet this guy caught most of his td passes from - Fran Tarkenton.

Posted by: Vertov at December 10, 2012 06:06 PM (rRr9n)

222 She had to have been caught in the act of jumping up and down. No girl's boobies sit that high normally, even with a push up.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 10, 2012 06:06 PM (fJUCF)

223 Whoooeee! It's only 0-21!!

Now let's get ready for those Texans coming from behind! Way to go, Texans! That'll show'em.

Unhunh.

Posted by: east of nowhere at December 10, 2012 06:07 PM (y7P+c)

224 That cheerleader looks kind of elfish. Bet she has pointy ears. Posted by: Invictus at December 10, 2012 10:03 PM (OQpzc) She kind of looks Thai, the French Asian blend. It's a good blend.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 10, 2012 06:07 PM (3Y7RV)

225 Ace, if you can touch em, they're real. Anna, Orion. Hands down.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 10, 2012 06:07 PM (GEICT)

226

who came up with swatting his teammate on the ass as congratulations?

The guy from CU who played for the Steelers as QB/running back/didn't know which sex he liked? That guy?

Posted by: Ronster at December 10, 2012 06:08 PM (nQMHQ)

227 >>Speaking of td/sack dances/celebrations, anyone remember the player who started it?

That wouldn't be Mark Gastineau, would it?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 10, 2012 06:08 PM (fJUCF)

228 Ace is Andy Rooney?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 06:08 PM (vyPsz)

229 You guys are too young. I looked at Wiki.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 06:09 PM (QupBk)

230 Ed Huddles?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 10, 2012 06:09 PM (85EaA)

231 I miss Mark Bavaro just handing the ball to the ref genuflecting then going back to the sidelines like it's just a normal thing.

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 10, 2012 06:09 PM (0fxcV)

232 53 ergo: Boobs are synthetic , QED Dont care, either.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at December 10, 2012 06:10 PM (suQ++)

233

That wouldn't be Mark Gastineau, would it?

No - think late 1960's.

Posted by: Vertov at December 10, 2012 06:10 PM (rRr9n)

234 I miss Mark Bavaro just handing the ball to the ref genuflecting then going back to the sidelines like it's just a normal thing. Posted by: General Woundwort at December 10, 2012 10:09 PM (0fxcV) Barry Sanders was the classiest Ive ever seen.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 10, 2012 06:10 PM (3Y7RV)

235 I miss Mark Gastineau's mullet.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 06:11 PM (uaJ2E)

236 234 I miss Mark Bavaro just handing the ball to the ref genuflecting then going back to the sidelines like it's just a normal thing. Posted by: General Woundwort at December 10, 2012 10:09 PM (0fxcV) Barry Sanders was the classiest Ive ever seen. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 10, 2012 10:10 PM (3Y7RV) I was an Emmitt fan. I don't remember alot of showboating by him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 10, 2012 06:12 PM (GEICT)

237 Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 10:11 PM (uaJ2E)

I spent six hours with Gastineau one day, which was about four hours too long.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2012 06:12 PM (GsoHv)

238 I miss football where you're actually hit the damn quarterback.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2012 06:13 PM (WUGe0)

239 I miss football where you're actually hit the damn quarterback. Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2012 10:13 PM (WUGe0) Watched a Bears game lately, my boy is all beat to hell.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 10, 2012 06:14 PM (3Y7RV)

240 it will be 28-0 in about 3 minutes

Posted by: soothsayer at December 10, 2012 06:15 PM (ZgBZU)

241 OK - the way I heard it - the first guy to consistently, demonstrably spike the ball in the end zone was Homer Jones of the NY Giants. The interesting thing was it really wasn't a celebration so much as a protest. Jones was black, and he said it was his version of what the two track guys did in Mexico City, raise their black-gloved fists on the medal stand during the anthem.

Posted by: Vertov at December 10, 2012 06:15 PM (rRr9n)

242 Texicans taking it frisco style, oh my!

Posted by: D. Hopper at December 10, 2012 06:16 PM (AVfT8)

243 Texans offensive line spent halftime clutching their pearls on the fainting cough in the locker room. We'll see if it helps.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 10, 2012 06:17 PM (1OZSU)

244 Oops- cough = couch

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 10, 2012 06:17 PM (1OZSU)

245 According to the Professional Prognosticators: This will be a great match-up of the immovable objects, the unbeatable Texans D, vs the infinite force, that creative New England O!

It'll be close - 3 points or less!

Posted by: hiccipup at December 10, 2012 06:18 PM (2Y5Uc)

246 A lot of good craft breweries are in deep blue areas like Portland or Boulder, FWIW.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 10, 2012 06:21 PM (85EaA)

247 Longmont has a kickass brewery. Tasty Weasel ftw

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 10, 2012 06:26 PM (QTHTd)

248 oh, yer on the wrong thread.

Well, shit, it's not like the Texans showed up for the game either

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 10, 2012 06:27 PM (QTHTd)

249 Here it comes! Leading from behind!

Only 7-28, Texans on a roll!!!

Posted by: hiccipup at December 10, 2012 06:45 PM (2Y5Uc)

250 thats the worst 11-1 team ever. completely manhandled at every postion. dbacks can't cover anyone. eliminated in the first round.

Posted by: D. Hopper at December 10, 2012 06:45 PM (AVfT8)

251 not to mention seriously out couched.

Posted by: D. Hopper at December 10, 2012 06:46 PM (AVfT8)

252 Heh . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 10, 2012 06:51 PM (kpCLl)

253 You gotta hate being both manhandled and outcouched.

Posted by: filbert at December 10, 2012 06:52 PM (NaNKB)

254 thats the worst 11-1 team ever. completely manhandled at every postion. dbacks can't cover anyone. eliminated in the first round.

That's not fair. They haven't played my boyz, in our house, until now. They'll be fine and no shame on them. They've done a helluva job. Until now.

Posted by: Peaches at December 10, 2012 06:53 PM (kpCLl)

255 texans=paper tiger

Posted by: D. Hopper at December 10, 2012 06:59 PM (AVfT8)

256 27th ranked defense completely shuts your offense down? norv turner-esqe...

Posted by: D. Hopper at December 10, 2012 07:00 PM (AVfT8)

257 Nobody 'Out Couches' me bitches!!

Posted by: Cousin Pookie at December 10, 2012 07:02 PM (A5Abh)

258 27th ranked defense completely shuts your offense down? norv turner-esqe...

Posted by: D. Hopper at December 10, 2012 11:00 PM (AVfT

'Scuse me, you're in my zip code . . . oops!

Posted by: Vince Wilfork at December 10, 2012 07:03 PM (kpCLl)

259 > 254 ... That's not fair. They haven't played my boyz, in our house, until now. They'll be fine and no shame on them. They've done a helluva job. Until now.

7-35.

These Texans are steers, big, dumb, and overdue for slaughter.

Posted by: hiccipup at December 10, 2012 07:03 PM (2Y5Uc)

260

"texans=paper tiger"

texans=still atop the AFC no matter what the outcome of this game.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at December 10, 2012 07:05 PM (ZETiK)

261 a pretty poor outing for a preview playoff game...

Posted by: D. Hopper at December 10, 2012 07:06 PM (AVfT8)

262 Wade Phillips is wearing his typical baffled expression.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 10, 2012 07:15 PM (QupBk)

263 42-7 now.

Glad I spent the night re-watching MST3K "Fugitive Alien" instead.

"He tried to kill me with a forklift!"

Posted by: filbert at December 10, 2012 07:16 PM (NaNKB)

264 Still leading from behind.

7-41

Not bad for the JV team.

Posted by: hiccipup at December 10, 2012 07:17 PM (2Y5Uc)

265 42-7, we're killin' it here . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 10, 2012 07:19 PM (kpCLl)

266 Honest question, at 7-42:

it's been a pretty clean game, with minor Zebra interference, so I wonder:

are the Texans really this bad?

or

are the Patriots really this good?

Posted by: hiccipup at December 10, 2012 07:24 PM (2Y5Uc)

267 are the Patriots really this good?

that

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 10, 2012 07:32 PM (kpCLl)

268 Patriots are this good. Especially when you give Belichick and extra day to prepare. And they'll be even better in the playoffs when they get Gronkowski back. And think about this, Tom Brady's wife had a baby this week. And he still outplayed Matt Schaub.

Posted by: rockmom at December 10, 2012 07:32 PM (qe2/V)

269 So right, rockmom!! Here's one for Vivian Lake Brady, may she be the best little girl ever and a blessing to her parents.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 10, 2012 07:38 PM (kpCLl)

270 | are the Patriots really this good?

Balanced this year. That's the big difference. The best running game in thirty years, and an improving defensive secondary, 10-3 and the three loses were by a total of 4 points.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at December 10, 2012 07:40 PM (0b17P)

271 I think it's nice of New England,that they let the Texans score twice.

Posted by: hiccipup at December 10, 2012 07:42 PM (2Y5Uc)

272 Suck it, Ace.

Ha.

Posted by: hiccipup at December 10, 2012 08:02 PM (2Y5Uc)

273

I stopped watching in the first quarter.

I was kinda hoping the Texan's would win too.

And dammn, that cheerleader is umm, pointy.

Posted by: Gmac at December 10, 2012 10:51 PM (IanLz)

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