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September 28, 2012

Mommy, Can I Haz $18,000 For My Births Controlz?
— Ace

Obama put out a cloying note to "Mom" begging her for an $18,000 loan to cover her birth control costs.

$18,000 to pay for birth control?

This is human birth control, right? Not like birth control for, I don't know, Ringworld?

Now come the responses.

via @alexashrugged

Posted by: Ace at 03:35 PM | Comments (315)
Post contains 65 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Diamond studded condoms for all.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 28, 2012 03:36 PM (++kZl)

2 $18,000.00? Sounds like they need to try harder!

Posted by: Sandra Flukey at September 28, 2012 03:37 PM (/YJYi)

3 That tumblr link doesn't work for my computer .

Posted by: tasker at September 28, 2012 03:37 PM (r2PLg)

4 Link no worky.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2012 03:37 PM (imtbm)

5 So good, they'll ask twice for the 18 grand!

Posted by: EC at September 28, 2012 03:37 PM (doBIb)

6 Nor 4 mine.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 28, 2012 03:37 PM (PH+2B)

7 I'll bet you didn't know Manolo Blahniks qualified as birth control. True story.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 28, 2012 03:38 PM (AZGON)

8 via @alexashrugged

Or DrewM in the thread on this, this morning......

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2012 03:38 PM (X6akg)

9 I thought this was probed earlier?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2012 03:38 PM (l3vZN)

10 Plus I find him the damn Tapper video and pffft in ten minutes he's off.

Posted by: tasker at September 28, 2012 03:38 PM (r2PLg)

11 Tradition!!

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 03:38 PM (3SvjA)

12 Dear Daughter: Here's ten cents. Hold it firmly between your knees. Love, Mom.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at September 28, 2012 03:39 PM (Jdtsu)

13 $18,000? She's no slut. She's Heidi Fleiss.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 03:39 PM (+tqYo)

14 $18 000 would buy a lot of apples ... just saying.

Posted by: Pass the Popcorn at September 28, 2012 03:39 PM (/OhbZ)

15 so this is only kind of like a double post ?

Posted by: cu'chulainn at September 28, 2012 03:39 PM (S2usR)

16 Aspirin futures are gonna go through the roof, I tells ya!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 03:39 PM (+tqYo)

17 8 via @alexashrugged Or DrewM in the thread on this, this morning...... Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2012 07:38 PM (X6akg) 9 I thought this was probed earlier? Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2012 07:38 PM (l3vZN) _________________ I suspect Republicans had some fun with it....

Posted by: tasker at September 28, 2012 03:40 PM (r2PLg)

18 Lady part rejunvenation for all the worn out soldiers in this terrible war, you heartless bastards.

Posted by: derit at September 28, 2012 03:40 PM (I88Jc)

19 Double post?

Posted by: Truman North at September 28, 2012 03:40 PM (I2LwF)

20 Deja Vue?

Posted by: dogfish at September 28, 2012 03:40 PM (N2yhW)

21 Is the packaging gold leaf or something?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at September 28, 2012 03:40 PM (kvp6f)

22 is this the scam here? Does this include a new vajayjay when the origional one is all wore out like Virginia Wolf ? or are there other costs involved?

Posted by: jake in ID at September 28, 2012 03:41 PM (2CiZb)

23 Sorry, dear, Dad just cashed the $20,000 we saved for your wedding into singles. He's headed for the titty bar...

Posted by: Mom at September 28, 2012 03:41 PM (GtCbF)

24 I'm getting a DNS error for that website. From home, not at work.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2012 03:41 PM (FcR7P)

25 You don't think Julia's going to use a public ward in a paupers' hospital, do you? It's a private suite for princess or nothing.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2012 03:41 PM (vDl/w)

26 I thought this was probed earlier?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2012 07:38 PM (l3vZN)

Did you have to use that word?

Posted by: The Chicken at September 28, 2012 03:41 PM (jTKU5)

27 $18,000 is listed as a DOD/DARPA Black Project - Operation Astroglide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 03:41 PM (+tqYo)

28 Dear Daughter: Here's ten cents. Hold it firmly between your knees. Love, Mom. Sandra Fluke tried that with 18,000 one dollar bills and her knees ended up so far apart that the Dallas Cowboys could huddle in her vagina. They said it was the most frightening experience of their lives.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 28, 2012 03:42 PM (AZGON)

29 I got it! it is inflation adjusted for when QE4 starts up

Posted by: jake in ID at September 28, 2012 03:42 PM (2CiZb)

30 If it's worth posting twice. Then the second time should have a working link.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 28, 2012 03:42 PM (0q2P7)

31 OT: Janet Napilotano won't use email. Remember when Obama teased McCain for not using email? Obama the stupid fuck didn't know it was because McCain was tortured and now he's unable to use a keyboard. You think the media will remember that gaffe?

http://tinyurl.com/8b8jpka

Posted by: Dang© at September 28, 2012 03:42 PM (R18D0)

32 $18,000 is a small price to pay for the peace of mind of knowing that you'll never, ever have to pay for a wedding.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2012 03:42 PM (FcR7P)

33 And it's not a double post. Ace is trying to link to the responses to this morning's original post.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2012 03:42 PM (vDl/w)

34 Is the daughter a prostitute? Or does the administration just think everyone's daughter is a hooker?

Posted by: Mo the Girl at September 28, 2012 03:42 PM (n3LzG)

35 Busted link, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2012 03:42 PM (QKKT0)

36 28 Dear Daughter: Here's ten cents. Hold it firmly between your knees. Love, Mom. Sandra Fluke tried that with 18,000 one dollar bills and her knees ended up so far apart that the Dallas Cowboys could huddle in her vagina. They said it was the most frightening experience of their lives. Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 28, 2012 07:42 PM (AZGON) It's also known as "The Superdome."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 03:43 PM (+tqYo)

37 Oh a sequel.

Posted by: dogfish at September 28, 2012 03:43 PM (N2yhW)

38 Corks are cheaper.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 28, 2012 03:43 PM (0muQ0)

39 The link doesn't work.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 28, 2012 03:43 PM (9eDbm)

40 Look, I think 4 years of republican rulership will be a disaster, but Im nearly volunteering for his campaignstaff. Question for ya all: Why isnt the republican party winning? Could it be because you hate liberals with a passion so pure it tends to freak everybody else out? Thats the meme, the party of the internet trolls, thats the meme you have to beat. Backalley abortions and the dark ages.

Just saying. Like, troll that I am.

Posted by: Fnord at September 28, 2012 03:43 PM (hoJnS)

41
>>>it is inflation adjusted for when QE4 starts up

QE3 is the eternal QE.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 28, 2012 03:43 PM (0q2P7)

42 I would pay $18,000 to not fuck Sandra Fluke. Is that what this is all about?

Posted by: Dang© at September 28, 2012 03:44 PM (R18D0)

43 This works out to about $500 a year, even assuming its a rational number. If you and your sex partner combined cannot afford $42 bucks a month for birth control STOP HAVING SEX.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2012 03:44 PM (r4wIV)

44 again?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work team dagny at September 28, 2012 03:44 PM (j1z2L)

45 Here's the link

http://tinyurl.com/9q5ry7q

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2012 03:44 PM (X6akg)

46 A sequel. Yes, the very word.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2012 03:44 PM (vDl/w)

47 Sandra Fluke pays $18,000 for internal polling?

Posted by: Dang© at September 28, 2012 03:44 PM (R18D0)

48 so the producer who took the fall for lauer over the curry firing...lied to take the heat of lauer!!!! lol too much......it's really too much!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work team dagny at September 28, 2012 03:45 PM (j1z2L)

49 Young, fresh boys need no birth control. Neither do pedophiliac corrupt Nevadan Senators.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 28, 2012 03:45 PM (AZGON)

50 $18,000? Fuck we could have bought the whore house for that.

Posted by: Columbian Secret Service detail at September 28, 2012 03:45 PM (wR+pz)

51 >>>thats the meme you have to beat.

We don't take campaign advice from admitted trolls.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 28, 2012 03:45 PM (0q2P7)

52 Dear Mom, The war on women means I have to fork over $18K of our own money to pay for my birth control. I know, right? Anyway, since you divorced dad and falsely accused him of abuse, and now that his wages have been garnished and he's awaiting criminal charges for not providing you with a full retirement, you know cause he caught you cheating with half the town, it shouldn't be too much of a hassle right? I mean, it's not like either of us are paying for it. signed, xxoo sluts (what about the war on men, yo)

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 28, 2012 03:45 PM (QxSug)

And it's not a double post. Ace is trying to link to the responses to this morning's original post.

I'm still going for the easy jokes.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 03:45 PM (3SvjA)

54 That's why they call it the "money shot"!

Posted by: Dang© at September 28, 2012 03:45 PM (R18D0)

55 Oh, and howling about bombing Mecca sure doesnt help convince the guys in the 5th fleet, I would think.

Posted by: Fnord at September 28, 2012 03:45 PM (hoJnS)

56 Is the packaging gold leaf or something?
Yes, the type that you eat so the princesses can feel special shitting other people's gold down the crapper.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2012 03:45 PM (vDl/w)

57 Try this link : http://tinyurl.com/8f9rvkn

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 28, 2012 03:46 PM (0muQ0)

58 ...have to beat you say?

Posted by: dogfish at September 28, 2012 03:46 PM (N2yhW)

59 http://tinyurl.com/cyantz8 U.S. intelligence now says Benghazi attack "deliberate and organized"

Posted by: Evilpens at September 28, 2012 03:46 PM (ck76k)

60 Sandra Fluke pays $18,000 for internal polling? Her sample is very skewed.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 28, 2012 03:46 PM (AZGON)

61 Where do i go to email my kids that they have to get a part time job to help me pay for the increased cost of insurance?

What bothers me about this is the total obliviousness that this stuff isn't free, its stolen. Gov steals from one group to give perks to another. How are people not disgusted with this?

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at September 28, 2012 03:46 PM (zZJJp)

62 If any women vote for Obama again, they better not be mad when Rhianna takes Chris Brown back.

Posted by: Oschisms at September 28, 2012 03:46 PM (kiqXG)

63 36 28 Dear Daughter: Here's ten cents. Hold it firmly between your knees. Love, Mom. Sandra Fluke tried that with 18,000 one dollar bills and her knees ended up so far apart that the Dallas Cowboys could huddle in her vagina. They said it was the most frightening experience of their lives. Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 28, 2012 07:42 PM (AZGON) It's also known as "The Superdome." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 07:43 PM (+tqYo) Luckily they found their bus and were able to drive out...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 28, 2012 03:46 PM (GtCbF)

64 is that what a Hysterectomy costs? I think homegirl got the wrong info from her boyfriend.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 28, 2012 03:46 PM (QxSug)

65 Tami's link works.

Posted by: tasker at September 28, 2012 03:46 PM (r2PLg)

66 Whoopi Goldberg probably spends about $18,000 a year to look like that. Is that what we're talking about?

Posted by: Dang© at September 28, 2012 03:47 PM (R18D0)

67 41 >>>it is inflation adjusted for when QE4 starts up QE3 is the eternal QE ======= Oh, a riddle. Which is the immovable object and which is the irresistible force?

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2012 03:47 PM (imtbm)

68 Stinky linky

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at September 28, 2012 03:47 PM (feFL6)

69 Maybe the $18k is intended to include the feminists. In addition to the birth control, they gotta spend some cashola on enough beer so the beer goggles take effect and then they get to use the birth control we are all paying for no need for birth control if you are an ugo-feminist who never gets laid

Posted by: jake in ID at September 28, 2012 03:47 PM (2CiZb)

70 Sandra Fluke's Ob-Gyn is tired of having to pull out stuck champagne bottles out of that slag's twat. She really needs to downsize to Everclear

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at September 28, 2012 03:47 PM (lD8ju)

71 ace, OT but liberal democrat Kirsten Powers tears the MFM a new JEFhole at the Daily Beast over the MFM's bullshit Libya coverage. Link on nick.

Posted by: eureka! at September 28, 2012 03:47 PM (cTjRR)

72 Wouldn't "69" be the easy joke?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2012 03:47 PM (vDl/w)

Could it be because you hate liberals with a passion so pure it tends to freak everybody else out?

I am a liberal. How do you square that?

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 03:47 PM (3SvjA)

74 Birth control? I just suck it out.

Barney's never gotten pregnant, although some of the pictures of him, you would think so.

Posted by: Mrs Barney at September 28, 2012 03:48 PM (wR+pz)

75 And the Obama Freebie Train rolls on: FREE PHONES!! FREE COLONSCOPIES!!! FREE BIRTH CONTROL!!!!!

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2012 03:48 PM (wAhNv)

i'm trying to figure out their plan here

is it to reach for the crowd that would be really embarrrassed to ask mom to support their sexual activity ?

to go around the issue , govt is now mom n dad?

or to make mom feel guilty that she doesn't necessarily want her daughter fkn around without taking some innitiative to show she can handle the responibilty and/or consequence?

i'd would also like to know why they are not asking women to donate their money for BC and abortions to the Obama campaign?

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 03:48 PM (TomZ9)

Good point

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 03:49 PM (3SvjA)

78 I like the one about menopause. LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2012 03:49 PM (iLbs9)

79 What is it about Sandra Fluke that makes me think of that joke "What do you call a woman with two black eyes?"

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 28, 2012 03:49 PM (AZGON)

80 stuck champagne bottles

????

I guess if you put them there sideways they might hit the sides....

If they were magnums.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 28, 2012 03:49 PM (0q2P7)

81 @65

Tami link no work

Posted by: Mrs Barney at September 28, 2012 03:50 PM (wR+pz)

82 A hysterectomy has got to be cheaper.

Posted by: Baron Münchhausen at September 28, 2012 03:50 PM (e8kgV)

83 If I calculated my internet bill using an equivalent number of reproductive years of a ~~nubile~~ young woman it is gonna cost me 53,000 dollars.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at September 28, 2012 03:50 PM (feFL6)

84 Off damn sock

Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at September 28, 2012 03:50 PM (wR+pz)

85 17 LOL!!

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 03:50 PM (3SvjA)

86 I just tried Tami's link that someone else said works. It doesn't work on my p.c. using Firefox similarly to Ace's link.

Or do you have to be a Tumblr subscriber to view a page?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2012 03:50 PM (vDl/w)

87 How do you square that? Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 07:47 PM (3SvjA) That task is impossible, as a consequence of the LindemannÂ–Weierstrass theorem which proves that pi (π

is a transcendental, rather than an algebraic irrational number; that is, it is not the root of any polynomial with rational coefficients. It had been known for some decades before then that the construction would be impossible if pi were transcendental, but pi was not proven transcendental until 1882. Approximate squaring to any given non-perfect accuracy, in contrast, is possible in a finite number of steps, since there are rational numbers arbitrarily close to pi.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 28, 2012 03:51 PM (GtCbF)

88 LAKELAND -- A 14-year-old girl is facing homicide charges after deputies said she gave birth to a baby in her Lakeland home, then strangled the baby and hid his body in her bedroom.

Deputies arrested the Kathleen High student on Thursday, five days after the Polk County Sheriff's Office received a call that a baby had been found inside a shoebox in the girl's Lakeland home, authorities said.

Investigators later determined that she had delivered the baby in the bathroom, then choked the baby to death.

... just another "bump in the road"

Posted by: EJ "Mustard Boy"Dionne at September 28, 2012 03:51 PM (e8kgV)

89 Herba Life, bitches, cures everything.

Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at September 28, 2012 03:52 PM (wR+pz)

90 It's old.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at September 28, 2012 03:52 PM (QupBk)

91 andycanuck use Google Chrome Better than Firefox

Posted by: Evilpens at September 28, 2012 03:52 PM (ck76k)

92 @88

Lakeland where? FL?

Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at September 28, 2012 03:53 PM (wR+pz)

93 And great. Just in time for this thread my ISP has reset my hash to start with vD.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2012 03:53 PM (vDl/w)

94 Anyone remember Nirvana's song, Penny Royal Tea. How much does that stuff cost? just saying, we need to control costs here.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 28, 2012 03:53 PM (QxSug)

95 Fluffy #73 And I am actually quite militant. But a big lot of my family, friends and social contacts are liberals. My serious point is that the whole Ann Coulter/Pamela Geller combined with folks like magic vajaj-guy is the image that has to be countered in some way. I can think of 5 different ways to turn that around.

But Im rooting for Barry as the lesser of two evils. Its just annoying to see how bad Romneys team has played til now. They havent come to grips with the point that their brand has been systematicaly tarred so badly through the Bush years and the revelations of those going-ons that they needed to do the whole "clean team!" routine. It was RINOS, partly, and inept Tea-P. folks.

Posted by: Fnord at September 28, 2012 03:53 PM (hoJnS)

96 Try this link : http://tinyurl.com/8f9rvkn
Posted by: Dr Spank

Unfortunately for you most of us have TinyURL preview mode on.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 28, 2012 03:53 PM (CdCPN)

97 It's shocking that liberals would lie about the cost of something.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 28, 2012 03:53 PM (QxSug)

98 A 14-year-old girl is facing homicide charges after deputies said she gave birth to a baby in her Lakeland home, then strangled the baby and hid his body in her bedroom. The worst thing she did was practice medicine without a license. Why did she think she was qualified to perform an abortion? And she didn't even have a proper broom closet in case the fetus or whatever you call it lived. Just a bedroom. And Republicans think we are over-regulated.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at September 28, 2012 03:53 PM (AZGON)

That task is impossible, as a consequence of the LindemannÂ–Weierstrass theorem which proves that pi ...

Mmm! Pi...

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 03:54 PM (3SvjA)

100 I'd like to meet a female who would actually send this to her mother and do so in all seriousness. I know there has to be a few of them out there.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at September 28, 2012 03:54 PM (kvp6f)

101

I don't give a fuck where Obaam was born. He is NOT AN AMERICAN.

He is a foreign enemy occupying our White House. And the media and the 52% let him in. Just like Ash let the fucking Alien in.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 28, 2012 03:54 PM (BJVEF)

102 http://tinyurl.com/cnxyg98 14-year-old Lakeland girl charged with murdering her newborn boy

Posted by: Evilpens at September 28, 2012 03:54 PM (ck76k)

103 andycanuck-- It was working a minute ago--but I did notice that the formatting wasn't all that different. I'll go check it again. Also--weird--the link inAce's post worked afterwards so I just assumed he fixed it. Meanwhile..... JackStraw left this in the last thread--what the heck is this about-Harry Reid? Or something new? ________________ 123 >>Joe Scarborough ?@JoeNBC I wonÂ’t even dignify the site that is fanning this false controversy but I will take note of those who link to the lie. Oooohh, ace is in trouble. Twitter should be entertaining for a while. Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2012 07:40 PM (TMB3S)

Posted by: tasker at September 28, 2012 03:54 PM (r2PLg)

104 92 Yes

Posted by: derit at September 28, 2012 03:55 PM (I88Jc)

105 EJ, bummer, if only she had taken her rear to an abortionist one day earlier, it might have been a righteous act for the left.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 03:55 PM (TomZ9)

106 Unfortunately for you most of us have TinyURL preview mode on.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

What add-on is that?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 28, 2012 03:55 PM (0muQ0)

107 This is a repost right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2012 03:56 PM (j1gX1)

108
Tami link no work

Posted by: Mrs Barney at September 28, 2012 07:50 PM (wR+pz)

Weird....works for me and I don't have a tumblr acct.

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2012 03:56 PM (X6akg)

109 Thumbs up for the "Ringworld" reference!

Posted by: Jason M at September 28, 2012 03:56 PM (7dWlY)

110 ~~14-year-old Lakeland girl charged with murdering her newborn boy~~ 14 year old girl has DIY abortion, is heroine

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at September 28, 2012 03:56 PM (AZGON)

111 93 And great. Just in time for this thread my ISP has reset my hash to start with vD. Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2012 07:53 PM (vDl/w) _______________ LMAO!! Have you tried Ace's link again? I don't suscribe to tumblr--so it can't be that.

Posted by: tasker at September 28, 2012 03:56 PM (r2PLg)

112 And great. Just in time for this thread my ISP has reset my hash to start with vD. Posted by: andycanuck Ha Ha!

Posted by: Nelson at September 28, 2012 03:56 PM (OEQY9)

113

Question: what happens when you let a fifth column control your government?

Answer: well, look around douche.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Bob McKenzie at September 28, 2012 03:57 PM (ApGOC)

114

14-year-old Lakeland girl charged with murdering her newborn boy

Lack of education. If she had stuffed it back in and then killed it she'd be fine.

Posted by: Dr. Warren Hern at September 28, 2012 03:57 PM (jTKU5)

115

But Im rooting for Barry as the lesser of two evils.

You and Warren Buffet can donate your entire net worths to pay off the deficit.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 03:57 PM (3SvjA)

116 >>tasker at September 28, 2012 07:54 PM (r2PLg) Uh, no. It's about the doctored MSNBC clip including Joe Scarborough that ace posted below. Scroll down. You can't miss it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2012 03:57 PM (TMB3S)

117 A sure a certain sign of a confident campaign this is.

Posted by: eman at September 28, 2012 03:57 PM (Wp4rQ)

118 But Im rooting for Barry as the lesser of two evils.

Marvel.

Posted by: toby928© at September 28, 2012 03:57 PM (QupBk)

119 I got to it by doing a Bing search on 'momineedbirthcontrol.tumblr.com' it's insanely funny.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at September 28, 2012 03:58 PM (feFL6)

120 Somebody blew up Tumblr. They were protesters enraged over the video.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 28, 2012 03:58 PM (PH+2B)

121 Google this and see if you can click on the link in google.

momineedbirthcontrol.tumblr.com/

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2012 03:58 PM (X6akg)

122 Remember back when we had stuff in the sidebar periodically?

Posted by: Truman North at September 28, 2012 03:58 PM (I2LwF)

123 >>>... just another "bump in the road"

As you held your little baby and it cried for you....you decided to....to....

Look liberals, these are the values of your ideology. You are death, the destroyer of worlds.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 28, 2012 03:58 PM (0q2P7)

124 http://tinyurl.com/9h9jq2j Obama's Libya LiesCollapse: Senate Democrats Demand Answers

Posted by: Evilpens at September 28, 2012 03:58 PM (ck76k)

125 He is NOT AN AMERICAN. He is a foreign enemy occupying our White House.
The problem is, he is an American. Edwards was right in one sense: there is two Americas. There is traditional America on the lines the founding fathers wanted, the constitution constructs, and our past delivered. Then there's... the other America, that Obama and Fluke and Wasserman-Schulz and Pelosi represent. Its not my sort of America, but they are here and Americans. They hate America, they want to wipe it out and build it in their psychotic leftist template, but its the same physical boundaries and locations.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2012 03:59 PM (r4wIV)

126 the top U.S. intelligence agency said Friday, as it took responsibility for the Obama administrationÂ’s initial claims that the deadly assault grew from a spontaneous protest against an anti-Islam video. The unusual statement from the Office of the Director of National Intelligence appeared to have two goals: updating the public on the latest findings of the investigation into the assault, and shielding the White House from a political backlash over its original accounts. This is a total load of unfiltered crap of the worst kind. First this monstrocity created in 2004 should be shit canned but the head of this Agency is a POLITICAL Appointment by obama. So take this and shove it where the sun don't shine. First obama tries to use the Military for his re-election and now the intelligence agencies. Fuck him and all his commie loser comrades

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2012 03:59 PM (j1gX1)

127 14-year-old Lakeland girl charged with murdering her newborn boy Lack of education. If she had stuffed it back in and then killed it she'd be fine. If she had a doc paid by taxpayers to do it for her, she wouldn't have ruined her "Twilight" bedsheets.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at September 28, 2012 03:59 PM (AZGON)

128 Unfortunately for you most of us have TinyURL preview mode on.Posted by: weft cut-loop

What add-on is that?
Posted by: Dr Spank

Go to tinyurl.com , look in the left-hand column for "Preview Feature", click to turn on. Of course you need to have 'allow cookies' on your browser if you've turned that off or erase your cookies regularly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 28, 2012 03:59 PM (CdCPN)

129 Obama's Libya LiesCollapse: Senate Democrats Demand Answers Posted by: Evilpens at September 28, 2012 07:58 PM (ck76k) ______________________ Wow...le rats EVAC!!! Thanks for the link.

Posted by: tasker at September 28, 2012 04:00 PM (r2PLg)

130
This works out to about $500 a year, even assuming its a rational number. If you and your sex partner combined cannot afford $42 bucks a month for birth control STOP HAVING SEX.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2012 07:44 PM (r4wIV)

$18k / $1.50 per condom = 12,000 rubbers.

Assuming an.....errrr.......ACTIVE sex life of once a day, every day without fail, no breaks, no days off, that works out to almost 33 years worth of Putting The Devil Into Hell.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2012 04:00 PM (TIIx5)

131 Learn how to take it in the ass.

Posted by: MOM at September 28, 2012 04:00 PM (GkYyh)

132 I think we need to start buying into this whole liberal notion of moral relativism. I'm starting to think that late term abortions are not such a bad thing and would like to see them start being performed on Leftists. Who cares if they're 40 or 50 years old. It's STILL late term. Just depends on the meaning of the word late. How late is late? Maybe we can get Billy Jeff to make the call on that? Yeah.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 28, 2012 04:00 PM (BJVEF)

133 31 Learn how to take it in the ass.

Posted by: MOM at September 28, 2012 08:00 PM (GkYyh)

LMAO!!! Winnah.

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2012 04:01 PM (X6akg)

134 "14-year-old Lakeland girl charged with murdering her newborn boy
Lack of education. If she had stuffed it back in and then killed it she'd be fine."

Lol. Nice to be proven right. Godnite y`all.

Posted by: Fnord at September 28, 2012 04:01 PM (hoJnS)

135 Remember back when we had stuff in the sidebar periodically?

Posted by: Truman North at September 28, 2012 07:58 PM (I2LwF)

--- --- - - --- --- - ----------- - ----- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

It's like that Star Trek Next Generation episode where everything and everybody slowly disappeared into a gray fog.

Posted by: Dr. Warren Hern at September 28, 2012 04:01 PM (jTKU5)

136 Free cell phones and birth control are a human right.
Hell I'll just throw in the next generation flat plane TV's as well.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 28, 2012 04:01 PM (6v/Tu)

137 125 He is NOT AN AMERICAN. He is a foreign enemy occupying our White House. The problem is, he is an American. Edwards was right in one sense: there is two Americas. There is traditional America on the lines the founding fathers wanted, the constitution constructs, and our past delivered. Then there's... the other America, that Obama and Fluke and Wasserman-Schulz and Pelosi represent. Its not my sort of America, but they are here and Americans. They hate America, they want to wipe it out and build it in their psychotic leftist template, but its the same physical boundaries and locations. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2012 07:59 PM (r4wIV) And, my opinion, the last time we had two Americas we had 620,000 deaths.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 28, 2012 04:01 PM (GtCbF)

138 WHERE'S MY BAMA PHO??????!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at September 28, 2012 04:02 PM (ck76k)

139 Uh, no. It's about the doctored MSNBC clip including Joe Scarborough that ace posted below. Scroll down. You can't miss it. Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2012 07:57 PM (TMB3S) ________________ Crap--thanks. Missed that somehow. Plus edit last post--"Les rats" frig I hate when I do that.

Posted by: tasker at September 28, 2012 04:02 PM (r2PLg)

140 Dear Princess,

If your current beau is too cheap to spring for a rubber, what makes you think Mom and I are willing to pay for your poor choices in boyfriends?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 28, 2012 04:03 PM (L7hol)

141 $18k / $1.50 per condom = 12,000 rubbers. Assuming an.....errrr.......ACTIVE sex life of once a day, every day without fail, no breaks, no days off, that works out to almost 33 years worth of Putting The Devil Into Hell. Think how much her cumulative Starbucks bill will be in that time. You can't get a plain coffee for $1.50 there. Clearly we need to subsidize caffeine for all women. And she will drink a cuppa joe even after menopause, so let's pay for at least 70 years of java.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 28, 2012 04:04 PM (AZGON)

142 Obama's Libya LiesCollapse: Senate Democrats Demand Answers Posted by: Evilpens at September 28, 2012 07:58 PM

After the November election. Flippin' asshats, the lot of them.

Posted by: eureka! at September 28, 2012 04:04 PM (cTjRR)

143 This is what happens when you make Rainman the Birth Control Czar. How much does birth control cost Raymond? 'Bout 18,000 dollars... 'bout 18,000 dollars.

Posted by: entropy at September 28, 2012 04:04 PM (YUttk)

144 140 Dear Princess, If your current beau is too cheap to spring for a rubber, what makes you think Mom and I are willing to pay for your poor choices in boyfriends? Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 28, 2012 08:03 PM (L7hol) Mom, you can pay now or pay later when I dump Lester Cletus Ambrose in your lap...

Posted by: Sandra Flukey at September 28, 2012 04:04 PM (GtCbF)

145

And now the SHOCKING reply:

Dear Daughter,

I recieved your last message and the answer is no.

Love Mom.

Posted by: Up with people! at September 28, 2012 04:06 PM (kzFo5)

146 The U.S. has lost track of some of SyriaÂ’s chemical weapons, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta said Friday, and does not know if any potentially lethal chemicals have fallen into the hands of Syrian rebels or Iranian forces inside the country. Â“There has been intelligence that there have been some moves that have taken place. Where exactly thatÂ’s taken place, we donÂ’t know.Â” Panetta said, in a Pentagon press briefing. Outstanding? So that leaves Israel as the canary in the mine again ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2012 04:06 PM (j1gX1)

147 C U Next Tuesday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 04:06 PM (+tqYo)

148 Sorry dear. That $18k is going to cover Obamacare penalties we are forced to pay because our employers dumped our h-care insurance.

Oh, BTW, your pimp called and wants to know,"Wheah mah moneyz at, biyaatch!" So, call him maybe.

- MOM

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 28, 2012 04:06 PM (CdCPN)

149 131 Learn how to take it in the ass. Posted by: MOM at September 28, 2012 08:00 PM (GkYyh) Is that the stinky hole or the smelly hole?

Posted by: Sandra Flukey at September 28, 2012 04:06 PM (GtCbF)

150 The uterus is like the anti-prison.

If a prison guard shoots and kills an escaping prisoner and the prisoner falls back inside the prison walls, then it's murder, but if the prisoner falls outside (or the guard carries the body outside), it's justifiable.

The uterus works the other way around.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at September 28, 2012 04:06 PM (e8kgV)

151 Code Pink Taco?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 04:07 PM (+tqYo)

152 Why not pay for bar tab too,Don't they need some liquor to ply their victims with?

Posted by: tygart at September 28, 2012 04:07 PM (sofSX)

153 151 The uterus is like the anti-prison. If a prison guard shoots and kills an escaping prisoner and the prisoner falls back inside the prison walls, then it's murder, but if the prisoner falls outside (or the guard carries the body outside), it's justifiable. The uterus works the other way around. Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at September 28, 2012 08:06 PM (e8kgV) Let me try to digest that...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 28, 2012 04:07 PM (GtCbF)

154 Don't vorry precious, ve haff vays uv riddink you uv ze undesirable burden if you do not get your peels.--

Mom

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at September 28, 2012 04:07 PM (cTjRR)

155 The title tells it all: Mommy, Can I Haz $18,000 For My Births Controlz?Â—Ace

no, no, no latent racism in the liberturdian/republicunt fringe. all criticisms of Obama are based on his beliefs, his ideologies, etc. You Pathetic Load Of Communal Horse Cum make me so happy that he and his family are on the t.v. EVERY FUCKING DAY -- rubbing your cracker noses in the volcano of shit you live in.

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin, Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:08 PM (icwKQ)

156 The cause was lost due to intemperate language in the presence of independents. If only civility had won the day...

Posted by: derit at September 28, 2012 04:09 PM (I88Jc)

157 Dear Daughter, As a friendly reminder, you're here because I didn't use birth control. Aren't you glad I didn't ask your grandmother to buy me some? Love, Mom

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at September 28, 2012 04:09 PM (kvp6f)

158

dear mom,

i want to have fun,life is so full or boring cht , ya know? and i met a guy that doesn't have a dime or a willingness to have a productive life, but i really , really think he is hot.

so please let me borrow your crdit card for a nice dinner/ your car , so He does not feel bad, and money for the evntual abortion if He or I i am to lazy/ forgetful/ irresponsible to use the bc govt baby daddy bc pills/condoms that had been provided.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 04:09 PM (TomZ9)

159 Karl: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her right?

Dan: Yes-yes that's right, that's right.

Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

Posted by: Carl Sagan at September 28, 2012 04:10 PM (e8kgV)

160 I am a sad, pathetic, little man. Please pray for me, although no matter how much you do it won't help. My father hated me, tried to kill me by mixing paint thinner with my juice. Unfortunately all it did was fuck up me brain. I also enjoy spreading horse semen all over my body, and especially in my anus.

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin, Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:11 PM (/YJYi)

161 And, my opinion, the last time we had two Americas we had 620,000 deaths.
It almost helps me understand why the reconstruction was so brutal and awful.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2012 04:12 PM (r4wIV)

162 We've never had Obamacare. Obamacare isn't in effect. It wasn't in effect last year, or the year before, or the year before that. Have women been asking their mothers for 18k loans for birth control all these years, and I was not aware?

Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 04:12 PM (P6QsQ)

163

You seem...intolerant.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 04:14 PM (Kxu17)

164 64 We've never had Obamacare. Obamacare isn't in effect. It wasn't in effect last year, or the year before, or the year before that. Have women been asking their mothers for 18k loans for birth control all these years, and I was not aware? Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 08:12 PM (P6QsQ) Kinda funny that Obama had the women ask... I guess men have no responsibility except as carriers - /sarc

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 28, 2012 04:14 PM (GtCbF)

165 Not double post, its deja vagina.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 28, 2012 04:15 PM (XiIXQ)

166 Dear anybody else, pay for me because I refuse to take any sort of responsibility for my actions. I will never thank you for carrying my dead weight, I'll just continue to eat you out of house and home while I raise the next generation of Democrat voters that you've subsidized. Suckers! Sincerely, The Average Liberal

Posted by: Cato at September 28, 2012 04:16 PM (DpLq0)

167

rubbing your 'cracker noses' in the volcano of shit you live in.

hmm, i would say that's racist.

must be from Rev Wright's church of disharmony and hate.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 04:16 PM (TomZ9)

168 I also enjoy spreading horse semen all over my body, and especially in my anus.

WHIIIiiiiIIIIIiiiiNNNYYY!!!!! [Five hoof strikes]

Posted by: SJP at September 28, 2012 04:17 PM (38ReL)

169 Lobby for me, brothers.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 28, 2012 04:17 PM (QupBk)

170 Rupert is Frau Blucher?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 28, 2012 04:17 PM (XiIXQ)

171 165no, no, no latent racism in the liberturdian/republicunt fringe.

You seem...intolerant.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 08:14 PM (Kxu17)

you seem ... ignorant as fuck.

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin, Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:18 PM (icwKQ)

172 Dear Mom,

Thanks to Obamacare, I get all the poony I want for free! No strings attached! Tell dad, he'll get a kick out of this.

Signed,

Your loving, carefree son

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 28, 2012 04:19 PM (L7hol)

173 Summon the TB3K.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 28, 2012 04:19 PM (QupBk)

174

rubbing your cracker noses in the volcano of shit you live in

Hey, we don't all live in Detroit.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2012 04:19 PM (U+DUu)

175 167 Wingnut, please. It's deja vajayjay.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:19 PM (nVOyV)

176 "If you cannot afford an abortificant, an abortificant will be provided to you."

New statement that every sperm has to read to an ova before entering.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2012 04:20 PM (ccXZP)

177 i guess rupert likes the idea of a girl going to mom and asking for 18 k so A GUY she is 'dating ' can have a sexually fulfilling life wthout consequence

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 04:20 PM (TomZ9)

178 172 I think he prefers Fraeulein.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:20 PM (nVOyV)

179 Although it's obviously a little too late for that.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:21 PM (nVOyV)

180 Damn, I wish I'd had birth control or at least abortion back in the day. I wouldn't had that little jug-eared asshole following me around until I ditched his ass.

Posted by: Stan Dunham at September 28, 2012 04:21 PM (U+DUu)

181 this is the age of the GUY, fun, fun, no bill ever appears.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 04:21 PM (TomZ9)

182 169 rubbing your 'cracker noses' in the volcano of shit you live in.

hmm, i would say that's racist.
must be from Rev Wright's church of disharmony and hate.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 08:16 PM (TomZ9).

...

yeah - typical liberturdian republicunt fringe "logic" -- if you point out our overt racism, then YOU must be a racist.

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin, Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:21 PM (icwKQ)

183 I also like the idea of blowing horses. Don't you judge me!

Posted by: Retard Fuckwit Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:21 PM (aHR5E)

184 It's like Obama is accusing Romney of taking away something that has been a cherished part of American families for generations.

Sad. Desperate and sad.

Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 04:22 PM (P6QsQ)

185

you seem ... ignorant as fuck.

Considering the source, thank you very much.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 04:22 PM (Kxu17)

186 Turds are yummy. Don't you judge me!

Posted by: Retard Fuckwit Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:22 PM (aHR5E)

187 Ace, Wrong Sci-Fi reference Ace; this would be birth control for the aliens from a Mote in God's Eye.

Posted by: A-Hole at September 28, 2012 04:22 PM (Sl2On)

188

srsly fellow women, how about keep the govt out of our womb?

sell outs.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 04:23 PM (TomZ9)

189 Here's a radical idea. How about people pay for their own damn rubbers and birth control pills, and stop trying to make my wallet a participant in their sex lives.

Posted by: Cato at September 28, 2012 04:23 PM (DpLq0)

190 184 "republicunt" I guess someone's a sexist, then.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:23 PM (nVOyV)

191 if you point out our overt racism, then YOU must be a racist.

------------

Please point out my overt racism. I will wait.

If you cannot point out my overt racism, please point out my covert racism. I will wait.

If you cannot point out my overt or covert racism, kindly go play in heavy traffic. I will wait.

Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 04:24 PM (P6QsQ)

192

Rupert, and so You must be.

wear it, enjoy it.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 04:24 PM (TomZ9)

193 I have no need for birth control. Women find me repulsive and I prefer cock anyway.

Posted by: Retard Fuckwit Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:24 PM (aHR5E)

194 Dear Mom,

Can you loan me the 18 thousand dollars in birth control you saved by not giving birth to a slut?

Your Loving Son

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 28, 2012 04:24 PM (L7hol)

195 191 Here's a radical idea. How about people pay for their own damn rubbers and birth control pills, and stop trying to make my wallet a participant in their sex lives. Posted by: Cato at September 28, 2012 08:23 PM (DpLq0) Hmm, a wallet - is it made of alligator hide? Honey, I figured out something new for us to use tonight!

Posted by: L1berial at September 28, 2012 04:24 PM (GtCbF)

196 And yeah, I'm pretty sure "cracker" might have some racial overtones. Some. Nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:24 PM (nVOyV)

197 it Is racist to note, the govt wants to tell MOM to cough up 18 k for our daughters to not be a grown up and be responsible for her actions.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 04:25 PM (TomZ9)

198 i'm getting tired of explaining it to you brain stems, but one more time: just because i like commenting on this blog, that contains a profusion of great gushing gobs of horse cum masquerading as political discourse, that does not make me a horse cum fetishist UNLESS you agree that the (Gaping) Ace (Holes) In Spades is the Pathetic Load of Communal Horse Cum that I purport it to be. Ace and minions are purveyors of said equine ejaculate - i'm merely an observer and commentator. may allah bless your miserable pathetic donkey throated souls.

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin, Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:26 PM (icwKQ)

199 It's racist to note men are getting Free FUN without any payment due Ever.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 04:26 PM (TomZ9)

200 I am not obsessed with horse cocks! I just like sucking them, that's all.

Posted by: Retard Fuckwit Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:26 PM (aHR5E)

201 Oh goody. Mirror man finally realized he was talking to himself and made his way up here.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2012 04:26 PM (H5i76)

202 199 Just part of the Leftist War on Women. Nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:27 PM (nVOyV)

203

you seem ... ignorant as fuck.

Would that be a fuck with or without birth control, you wordsmith you?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2012 04:27 PM (U+DUu)

204 200 What?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:27 PM (nVOyV)

205 193if you point out our overt racism, then YOU must be a racist.

------------

Please point out my overt racism. I will wait.

If you cannot point out my overt racism, please point out my covert racism. I will wait.

If you cannot point out my overt or covert racism, kindly go play in heavy traffic. I will wait.

Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 08:24 PM (P6QsQ)

...

Mommy, Can I Haz $18,000 For My Births Controlz?

title of the fucking thread. read much?

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin, Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:28 PM (icwKQ)

206 203 And you are?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:28 PM (nVOyV)

207

rupert really has a 'fixation for horsey stuff.

weirrd.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 04:28 PM (TomZ9)

208 When I was a child, I ate a lot of paste. Then I discovered semen, and the rest is history. Cock.

Posted by: Retard Fuckwit Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:28 PM (aHR5E)

209 Dear Daughter, Here's the money for next month's birth control, but I'm not paying for the STD treatment. Love, Mom

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at September 28, 2012 04:28 PM (kvp6f)

210 I'm a woman but I haven't needed birth control since 1990. Can I get my 18k anyway?

Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 04:29 PM (P6QsQ)

211 207 Is this your first time on the Internet?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:29 PM (nVOyV)

212

i'm getting tired of explaining it to you brain stems, but one more time

So, this is like, a public service? You're such a giver.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 04:29 PM (Kxu17)

213 214 Receiver.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:30 PM (nVOyV)

214 214 By the way, I hope you've calmed down.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:30 PM (nVOyV)

215 I like living in my mommy's basement. I keep asking her for a pony, but she says no, because she knows what I do with them. She says it's wrong.

Posted by: Retard Fuckwit Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:30 PM (aHR5E)

216 Mom, give her the damned $18,000. It's cheaper than paying her a dollar per crab.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2012 04:30 PM (U+DUu)

217 Dear Racist Pumper (of Equines), I require no blessing from a false god whose followers have made it their way to murder or convert by the sword all who oppose them. Please keep your horse fetish to yourself in the future lest it become a topic of debate.

Posted by: Cato at September 28, 2012 04:31 PM (DpLq0)

218 Mommy, Can I Haz $18,000 For My Births Controlz?title of the fucking thread. read much?

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Rupert says the title of this thread is racist, and therefore so am I.

Well now, I can't argue with that kind of logic, can I?

Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 04:31 PM (P6QsQ)

219

203

It's like the audience had gone home, or something.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 04:31 PM (Kxu17)

220 To My Darling Daughter,

Your father and I discussed your 'situation', and have discovered we can have you permanently sterilized for 800 dollars. Your appointment is at 8:30 am next Tuesday at Dr. Bryce's office. Try not to be late.

Mom

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 28, 2012 04:31 PM (L7hol)

221 214i'm getting tired of explaining it to you brain stems, but one more time

So, this is like, a public service? You're such a giver.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 08:29 PM (Kxu17).

...

.....

yeah, sort of. for you, though, fluffer, consider it a PUBE lick service -- that would be YOUR tongue on Obama chocolate salty balls.

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin, Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:31 PM (icwKQ)

222 I didn't pay $18K for the birth of my children via c-section... probably not even both of 'em put together cost that much...

Posted by: Lugo at September 28, 2012 04:31 PM (/0/QA)

223 Maybe we do need that steam-powered sybian.... though some I would gift with C-4 in the saddle.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 28, 2012 04:32 PM (XiIXQ)

224 Oh, I think I get it. Rupert is unfamiliar with lolspeak.

Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 04:32 PM (P6QsQ)

225 221 What can I say? We can't all be in lockstep, I guess. I see that that upsets you though. I'm sorry. Quite sorry.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:32 PM (nVOyV)

226 I like using words that I don't know the meaning of. It makes me feel smart. Cock.

Posted by: Retard Fuckwit Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:32 PM (aHR5E)

227 Rupert says the title of this thread is racist, and therefore so am I.

Well now, I can't argue with that kind of logic, can I?

Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 08:31 PM (P6QsQ)

...

well -- is it or isn't it?

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin, Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:32 PM (icwKQ)

228

govt out of my bedroom! hands off of my breasts and out of my womb!

that's so 70s

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 04:32 PM (TomZ9)

229

Well now, I can't argue with that kind of logic, can I?

Bet you can, if you huff some spray paint.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 04:33 PM (Kxu17)

230 222 You're punny. Well, puny. Close enough.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:33 PM (nVOyV)

231 Da derp dee derp. Cock.

Posted by: Retard Fuckwit Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:33 PM (aHR5E)

232 Rupert says the title of this thread is racist, and therefore so am I.

Well now, I can't argue with that kind of logic, can I?

Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 08:31 PM (P6QsQ)

LOLCATS is racist?

Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2012 04:33 PM (bAGA/)

233 well -- is it or isn't it?

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Are you asking that as a serious question? How is the title of this thread racist? unless you are Basement Kitteh.

Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 04:34 PM (P6QsQ)

234 LOLCATS is racist?

Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2012 08:33 PM (bAGA/)

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Basement cat hardest hit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 28, 2012 04:34 PM (XiIXQ)

235 221 It took a while, but reality finally hit him.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2012 04:34 PM (H5i76)

236 Mommy, Can I Haz $18,000 For My Births Controlz?Â—Ace

...

why don't we just do an informal poll: Overtly racist, covertly racist, neligibly racist, enlightened political discourse.

...

now, you may begin.

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin, Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:35 PM (icwKQ)

237 229 Are you a sucker of cock or aren't you? Because that phrase is based on an actual action which can be done in the real world. And yeah, lolcat is racist. Good point.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:35 PM (nVOyV)

238 It wasn't reality that hit me. It was balls to the chin. Balls. Cock.

Posted by: Retard Fuckwit Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:35 PM (aHR5E)

239

yeah, sort of. for you, though, fluffer, consider it a PUBE lick service -- that would be YOUR tongue on Obama chocolate salty balls.

Something about one's thoughts becoming one's destiny.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 04:36 PM (3SvjA)

240 Is this a "repeat" or an "encore presentation"?

Posted by: Gerry at September 28, 2012 04:36 PM (yuhE/)

241 Rupert

Educate yourself to the language of lolspeak

http://speaklolcat.com/

Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 04:37 PM (P6QsQ)

242 237 Good point. I like how there's two of you (as is usually the case with cowards) and yet you're still failing.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:37 PM (nVOyV)

243 Ceiling Cat is an Exalted Cyclons.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 28, 2012 04:37 PM (QupBk)

244 238 lolracist

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:37 PM (nVOyV)

245 or Cyclops.

Either or

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 28, 2012 04:38 PM (QupBk)

246 Mama Winger, Rupert Blucher has enough trouble with English comprehension. An intellect rivaled by Biden.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 28, 2012 04:38 PM (XiIXQ)

247 I suggest we all chip in to Soros to get a better quality of troll. These ones who obviously spent their childhoods eating paint chips are getting tiresome. Maybe we could get a higher primate next time.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2012 04:38 PM (U+DUu)

248 Joe Biden is scary smart.

Posted by: Retard Fuckwit Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:38 PM (aHR5E)

249 Rupert

Here's the part where you say "I'm sorry".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LolCat&defid=4916628

Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 04:39 PM (P6QsQ)

250 So lemme see if I understand this.

1. This thread is racist.

2. Mama Winger posted in this thread.

3. Therefore Mama Winger is racist.

4. Ruprect the Monkey Boy posted in this thread.

5. Therefore Ruprect, by his own definition of racism, hate's Obama with the flames of a thousand burning suns....because he's partially black.

6. This explains why Ruprect so enjoys a nice fat cock or two up the ol' squeak hole.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 28, 2012 04:39 PM (L7hol)

251 Now you're talking! Cock!!!

Posted by: Retard Fuckwit Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:40 PM (aHR5E)

252 Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 28, 2012 08:39 PM (L7hol)

By George, you've got it!!

Posted by: mama winger at September 28, 2012 04:40 PM (P6QsQ)

253

hey all you cracka noses(not racist at all) in internet land, asking mom to pay for others sexual activity isn't crazy at all.

asking people having sex to be grown ups and pay for their sexual fun is racist

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 04:40 PM (TomZ9)

254 244 Didn't ace kick your ass up one side and down the other? A smart man would learn from his mistakes.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2012 04:40 PM (H5i76)

255 252 Logic is racist. DO NOT ATTEMPT.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:40 PM (nVOyV)

256

I like how there's two of you (as is usually the case with cowards) and yet you're still failing.

Somehow, I think I may be one of the two, but I'm mostly confused by this.

Rupert has noted my ignorance. I think it is time for a pony ride, or something.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 04:41 PM (3SvjA)

257 256 Take that cock out of your mouth. Maybe you'll see things more clearly.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:41 PM (nVOyV)

258 239229

Are you a sucker of cock or aren't you? Because that phrase is based on an actual action which can be done in the real world. And yeah, lolcat is racist. Good point. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 08:35 PM (nVOyV) ........... if all the talk about horse cum makes me a horse cum fetishist, what is all the talk about your cocksmoking accusations of me. And what IF i were a heterofemale, or a homomale -- are you against heterofemale oral activity, or just homomale activity? ......oh - that reminds me - there is not only NO racism in the republicunt liberturdian fringe - there is also no homophobia. it's a wonderful mountain of shit you people live in. do the world a favor, stay in your neigborhood - that fetid public toilet of "reality" of yours, YPLOCHC.

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin, Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:42 PM (icwKQ)

259 258 Don't worry about it then.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:42 PM (nVOyV)

260 259 Put the gin bottle down and go to bed. You'll thank me in the morning.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2012 04:43 PM (H5i76)

261 261 Are you parodying yourself now? Well done, sir, well done.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:44 PM (nVOyV)

262 Jay i believe soros just donated 1 million for this.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2012 04:44 PM (TomZ9)

263 262 Your mother usually thanks me in the morning (and at other times as well). By the way, tell her I'm sorry about... you.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:45 PM (nVOyV)

264 260 Hey, Rupert makes the effort to attempt to explain. Are you unwilling to rise to his level?

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 04:45 PM (3SvjA)

265 266 No one can rise to Rupert's level. Or yours for that matter.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:46 PM (nVOyV)

266 YGJJDJDCOCK

Posted by: Retard Fuckwit Esq. at September 28, 2012 04:47 PM (aHR5E)

267

Tie it to a helium balloon and float it on up. Go on. You know the language. You can do it.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 04:49 PM (3SvjA)

268 269 What language would that be, bigot?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:49 PM (nVOyV)

269

English.

Bigot? From whence?

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 04:51 PM (3SvjA)

270 271 Don't play stupid. (No matter how naturally it comes.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 04:52 PM (nVOyV)

271

As someone else upthread said:

Please point out my overt ~~racism~~ bigotry. I will wait.

If you cannot point out my overt ~~racism~~ bigotry, please point out my covert ~~racism~~ bigotry. I will wait.

If you cannot point out my overt or covert ~~racism~~ bigotry, kindly go play in heavy traffic. I will wait.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 04:57 PM (3SvjA)

272 Dear Daughter,
Get a job and pay for it yourself.
Love, Mom

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2012 05:03 PM (XDfSm)

273 She's been in Europe too long, and uses a comma for a decimal point. She really needs $18.

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2012 05:04 PM (VwhRo)

274 Mirror. Seek help. Check yourself into an insane asylum.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2012 05:07 PM (H5i76)

275 We'll considering the price tag, it's abundantly clear that this bimbo has made her decision about what she chooses to do with her waking hours. Here's a tip, honey: It's time to start getting paid for being a slut or, if no one will pay, understand that you're only a cum dumpster that get's laid under heavy beer goggles and because you're known to be easy. Hang it up and find some self respect.

Posted by: Damiano at September 28, 2012 05:11 PM (GZjj9)

276

Mirror. Seek help. Check yourself into an insane asylum.

I think Mirror has a hard time seeing past the keyboard, as it were. He doesn't seem to understand that he needs to work a bit harder to get his thoughts out to the audience.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 05:12 PM (3SvjA)

277 278. He's doing the best he can. His comments mostly involve one word or a question mark. I've never figured the guy out. Probably a dickwad trying to impress.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2012 05:17 PM (H5i76)

278

Got my money on underdeveloped social skills.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 05:22 PM (3SvjA)

279

Got my money on underdeveloped social skills.

Bingo

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2012 05:28 PM (H5i76)

280 273 I said "don't."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:30 PM (nVOyV)

281 276 Good point. Now slit your wrists.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:30 PM (nVOyV)

282 278 I don't write for idiots.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:31 PM (nVOyV)

283 279 Project much?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:31 PM (nVOyV)

284 280 How do you do it? How do you manage to be so clever?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:32 PM (nVOyV)

285 281 Are you 2 done sucking each others cocks?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:33 PM (nVOyV)

286

282 283 284

Somethings about 'cornered rats biting'

You called me a bigot. Feel free to point out your reasoning.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 05:34 PM (3SvjA)

287 288 I said "don't."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:35 PM (nVOyV)

288 Just look at you, Mirror. You're pretty clear when you want to insult. Yet, so much of the time you engage in vague blather.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 05:40 PM (3SvjA)

289 290 That's not vague blather. It's just over your head.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:43 PM (nVOyV)

290 Best one is "Answer your phone. Dad."

Posted by: PJ at September 28, 2012 05:45 PM (DQHjw)

291 Liberal birth control = Gov't funded abortions every four months for life.

Posted by: Notanother at September 28, 2012 05:46 PM (LVtr+)

292

No, Mirror. It's not over my head. You are unable or unwilling to express your thoughts clearly.

We can't guess what is in each other's heads. Fortunately, we have language.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 05:46 PM (3SvjA)

293 294 Trying to walk it back now?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:47 PM (nVOyV)

294 Mirror. Maybe you could learn how to copy/paste. You're usually 100 comments behind on a slow thread and many don't want to go to a referenced number to see who you are responding to. And I also think you are dense.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2012 05:50 PM (H5i76)

295 See, Mirror, this is more confusing blather. I'm not trying to walk anything back, nor doing anything remotely resembling such an action.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 05:51 PM (3SvjA)

296 296 Then ignore my comments, genius.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:51 PM (nVOyV)

297 297 Then make a point or choke on a dick.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:52 PM (nVOyV)

298 Mirror. Also nasty. Maybe ace should kick your ass again.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2012 05:52 PM (H5i76)

299 300 Why don't you do it instead of calling your Daddy?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:53 PM (nVOyV)

300

Maybe you could learn how to copy/paste. You're usually 100 comments behind on a slow thread and many don't want to go to a referenced number to see who you are responding to.

Do you remember on the previous thread when I said "Stop this annoying shit"? Ronster just nailed it.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 05:53 PM (3SvjA)

301 302 Back to sucking each others cocks I see. Old habits die hard, I guess.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:55 PM (nVOyV)

302 301 I already have. You just don't know it.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2012 05:56 PM (H5i76)

303 304 Then you failed, genius.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:57 PM (nVOyV)

304 303 You have some great arguments. How old are you, 14?

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2012 05:58 PM (H5i76)

305 306 I'm not interested in having sex with you. Fuck off.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 05:58 PM (nVOyV)

306

How old are you, 14?

He owns a mansion, five cars and THIS BEAUTIFUL BOAT!!

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 06:00 PM (3SvjA)

307 307 I've had enough fun with you. Argue with yourself for a couple hours. You'll still lose.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2012 06:01 PM (H5i76)

308 308 Where is your point? Or have you decided to choke on a dick?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 06:02 PM (nVOyV)

309 309 I'll see you around.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 06:02 PM (nVOyV)

310

Where is your point?

You are playing someone on the internet who you are not in real life.

Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2012 06:05 PM (3SvjA)

311 312 I'm not interested in having sex with you either. Fuck off.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2012 06:06 PM (nVOyV)

312 Remember when Julia "decided to have a baby"? It would have been better put that "Julia decides not to abort one of her pregnancies on the public dime."

Posted by: keninnorcal at September 28, 2012 06:33 PM (A6cQA)

313 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2012 06:47 PM (6o4Fb)

314 &

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2012 07:20 PM (Cnqmv)

315 No, sweetie. First you want me to pay for birth control. Next it will be an abortion. Then your STDs. Next it will be for stress from the abortion and STD.

Posted by: Helene at September 29, 2012 09:00 AM (GTCVP)

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