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January 12, 2014

More Playoffs
— Dave in Texas

49ers and Panthers at noon O five. Chargers and Broncs after that one. Unlike yesterday's games which were an easy call I have no idea on these.

Has the icy grip of the vortex released you yet? It's gonna be 70 here.

Happy Sunday morons.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 08:42 AM | Comments (634)
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1 First?

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 08:44 AM (8lmkt)

2 I'm going with the Panthers

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2014 08:44 AM (kj1eu)

3 I'm rooting for Panthers and Chargers! Mostly because I have an almost unreasonable loathing for the 49ers and Broncos.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 08:45 AM (8lmkt)

4 Go Niners!

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 08:46 AM (AW7Gr)

5 Peyton Manning and his giant head lead the Broncos past the Chargers today. The early game is too close to call.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2014 08:47 AM (g4TxM)

6 That is definitely ureansonable regarding The Broncos.

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2014 08:47 AM (kj1eu)

7 ...Warms this San Diegan's heart to see some Bolt Pride in the cheerleading pics. :-)

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 12, 2014 08:48 AM (93zXY)

8 Where is lincolntf?

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2014 08:48 AM (kj1eu)

9 Go Chawhjas Go

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at January 12, 2014 08:48 AM (Pr6hk)

10 Blonde on the top left is cut nice.

Posted by: redenzo at January 12, 2014 08:48 AM (WCnJW)

off topic, but a valuable lesson for our bureaucrats from the land of Dennis Rodman's BFF:

Employees of ministries and national institutions did the first Friday labor this year on Jan. 10.

They prepared 2 300 tons of quality compost and lots of farm materials in a short span of time.

Officials of the Presidium of the Supreme People's Assembly, Ministry of Metal Industry, Ministry of Coal Industry, Ministry of Land and Environment Protection and other units went to the Wollo Vegetable Farm in Mangyongdae District with truck loads of compost and spent a meaningful day for the preparations of farming for this year.

Employees of the State Planning Commission, Ministry of Railways, Ministry of Land and Maritime Transport, Ministry of Fisheries and other units carpeted with compost the fields of Rihyon Vegetable Co-op Farm in Sadong District.

Those of the Secretariat of the Cabinet, Ministry of Electric Power Industry, Ministry of Commerce, Ministry of Public Health and various other units did Friday labor at the Ryuhyon Vegetable Co-op Farm in Ryokpho District.

Posted by: mallfly at January 12, 2014 08:48 AM (zjcTL)

12 I just want Seyton Manning to lose . . . Realistically, it's not likely to happen.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 08:49 AM (8lmkt)

13 I wonder if anyone has asked any of these lovely ladies what they feel about PIV..?

Posted by: mallfly at January 12, 2014 08:49 AM (zjcTL)

14 I think a lot of the cheerleaders wear body socks of some sort. That is why they look weird. Can't blame them. It has to be fucking cold even when it is not fucking cold due to their lack of clothing.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 12, 2014 08:50 AM (Qev5V)

15 Look at that hair a flyin' -- it would kill a muzzie.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 12, 2014 08:51 AM (Qev5V)

16 I must say pulling Panthers over Niners, and assuredly SD over the Denver Paytons

Posted by: Ender at January 12, 2014 08:52 AM (uLtWl)

17
Not having any dog in these battles (thanks, Dallas) strangely enough makes watching extremely enjoyable, simply to see them play.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 12, 2014 08:53 AM (SAMxH)

18 Am I the only one who finds Frank Calliendo to be utterly un-funny?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2014 08:53 AM (g4TxM)

19 Nice tummies

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 08:53 AM (DmNpO)

20 My picks would be niners and broncs.

Denver has a terrible defense so it might be tough, but on the other hand GO TEBOW....

wait..

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 08:55 AM (n0DEs)

21 Blonde on the top left is cut nice.

Posted by: redenzo at January 12, 2014 12:48 PM (WCnJW)

this

would not mind busting a nut on that thing

Posted by: The Dude at January 12, 2014 08:56 AM (vJdyz)

22 I'm a giver. That's what I am.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 12, 2014 08:56 AM (l7DqC)

23 I am picking Broncos because I grew up in Denver. Even though I hate the owner of the team. And 49ers because I know they will win and then they will crush the Seahawks dreams next week because they are like that. Jerks.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 12, 2014 08:57 AM (RZ8pf)

24 hope someone rattles the water in Peyton's head today

Posted by: The Dude at January 12, 2014 08:58 AM (vJdyz)

25 Someone above mentioned the blonde in the top photo. Yeah, she is cut nice. Their teeth are fantastic. Their boobehs even better. How do they get that lipstick off? THF?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 12, 2014 08:58 AM (fkYmC)

26
Oh yeah, there is some cleavage a butcher would appreciate.

Screendoor. Hurricane. Disassembly required.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 08:58 AM (n0DEs)

27 I'm a giver. That's what I am. Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 12, 2014 12:56 PM (l7DqC) ***** Yes. Yes you are.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2014 08:58 AM (g4TxM)

28 Goooooo Bolts!

Posted by: Frank G at January 12, 2014 08:58 AM (hJ9bd)

29 San Francisco. Do not like. Go other team!

Posted by: grammie cheesehead at January 12, 2014 08:58 AM (P6QsQ)

30 18 Am I the only one who finds Frank Calliendo to be utterly un-funny?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2014 12:53 PM (g4TxM)

He used to be funny because he actually had comedy bits with his impressions. But the bits are all tired and repetitive. You've seen it all already and its not going to be a new impression or a new premise for the impression.

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2014 08:59 AM (LI48c)

31 I'm behind the Niners today http://tinyurl.com/lttg7b3

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 08:59 AM (aTXUx)

32 Okay, what is PIV? I've been awol a lot lately and have somehow missed that meme.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 09:00 AM (8lmkt)

33 I think Pat Bowlen is a decent owner. I don't think he is very healthy.

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2014 09:00 AM (kj1eu)

34 22 I'm a giver. That's what I am. Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 12, 2014 12:56 PM (l7DqC) ***** And we love you for it!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 12, 2014 09:00 AM (fkYmC)

35 Go Niners! I will mention that it's damn conspiracy how the 49ers ALWAYS seem to draw Joe Fcuk and Troy Aikman as commentators. Both gentlemen have proved themselves to hate the 49ers. Fcuk hates the Giants too, during baseball season. The bias is as strong as MSNBC during a presidential debate.

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 09:00 AM (Fp9Vt)

36 Penis in Vicinity?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2014 09:00 AM (g4TxM)

37 Soul stealing ginger Panthers cheerleader http://tinyurl.com/22v6lsk

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 09:00 AM (aTXUx)

38 32 Okay, what is PIV? I've been awol a lot lately and have somehow missed that meme.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 01:00 PM (8lmkt)

Penis In Vagina.

Its always rape you know.

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2014 09:01 AM (LI48c)

39
Chuck Mangione is better.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 09:01 AM (gYIst)

40 Nice anthem .

Posted by: grammie cheesehead at January 12, 2014 09:01 AM (P6QsQ)

41 These pictures are degrading to all progressive woman everywhere. Remove these now or I will send a E-Mail to Michelle Obama expressing my outrage for belittling these innocent children. Women should look up to Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton and Kathy Sibelius and not playboy bunnies or super models. I am proud of our Black President for instilling these attributes in all the women in his administration !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at January 12, 2014 09:02 AM (iB0Q2)

42 That was one of the coolest renditions of the Star Spangled Banner I have ever heard in a game situation! Was that one of the Panthers playing that?

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 09:02 AM (8lmkt)

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at January 12, 2014 01:02 PM (iB0Q2)

gonna love this video in the gaming thread. It's got hot chicks with huge tits cooking

Posted by: The Dude at January 12, 2014 09:03 AM (vJdyz)

44 32 Okay, what is PIV? I've been awol a lot lately and have somehow missed that meme. Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 01:00 PM (8lmkt) ##### You do PIV without protection and there is a good chance in 9 months the young lady will be popping out a little version of Mom or Dad. Think anatomically.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 12, 2014 09:03 AM (fkYmC)

45 That Panther cheerleader in front looks like she's expecting something to hit her in the face at any moment.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 12, 2014 09:03 AM (GgPam)

46 Penis In Vagina.

Its always rape you know.

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2014 01:01 PM (LI48c)

Thanks, buzz! I would never have figured that out.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 09:04 AM (8lmkt)

47 What I like about the cheerleaders on this thread is that they show some modesty and keep their elbows covered

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 09:04 AM (aTXUx)

48 Wow....Pam Oliver looks like she was rode hard and put away wet last night.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 09:05 AM (bCEmE)

49 Yikes! Pam Oliver really needs to be released back into the wild.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2014 09:05 AM (KgFhV)

50 Tami Ya, bad hair.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2014 09:06 AM (P6QsQ)

51 That Bolts cheerleader has a GREAT ASSS!!! Her tits aren't bad either

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at January 12, 2014 09:06 AM (aTXUx)

52 I loved that anthem! Thrilling Cut cheerleader needs a cheeseburger Go 49ers

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 09:06 AM (zOTsN)

53 18 Am I the only one who finds Frank Calliendo to be utterly un-funny? ---- Yeah, but he's better than that Riggles dude. Exposure to his "humor" is known to give you cancer.

Posted by: Y-not says Go Panthers! at January 12, 2014 09:07 AM (zDsvJ)

54 I've developed a dislike for both Harbaughs.

Posted by: Y-not says Go Panthers! at January 12, 2014 09:08 AM (zDsvJ)

55 Has the icy grip of the vortex released you yet? It's gonna be 70 here. It was in the 80s here Friday and yesterday, 72 here right now So I'd say on the West Coast of FL, yes

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at January 12, 2014 09:08 AM (aTXUx)

56 NICE Ginger!! Go Niners!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 09:09 AM (KuUy9)

57 I want to thank everyone for the whisky recommendations yesterday. Turns out there's a distillery in Utah that has a restaurant in Park City - and they offer 0.5 ounce tasting flights. So I'll probably drag the Man there after the Sundance Film Festival nonsense dies down.

Posted by: Y-not says Go Panthers! at January 12, 2014 09:10 AM (zDsvJ)

58 Calliendo isn't funny. NFL network has another comedian who can be funny. In one skit he was wrestling with some decision, and had an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other , like in animal house. He says he was going to go consult Bellichek on the question and the devil said, "no way! I am not comfortable being alone with that guy!"

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 09:11 AM (zOTsN)

59 That didn't look good. I don't think legs bend that way.

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2014 09:12 AM (LI48c)

60 Ouch. Ouch. Ouch!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 09:13 AM (bCEmE)

61 Much as I'd like to see the Chargers send Peyton to another one and done, I have to hope the Broncos win as they're the only teaj that can keep Mr Bundchen and Belicheat out of the Big Show

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 09:13 AM (aTXUx)

62 I'm not a fan of breasteses. They are a symbol of aggressive capitalist imperialism.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 12, 2014 09:13 AM (Dwehj)

63 58 Calliendo isn't funny. NFL network has another comedian who can be funny. In one skit he was wrestling with some decision, and had an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other , like in animal house. He says he was going to go consult Bellichek on the question and the devil said, "no way! I am not comfortable being alone with that guy!"

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 01:11 PM (zOTsN

That's Fox and that was Riggle. That has been about his only somewhat funny skit all year.

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2014 09:14 AM (LI48c)

64 >>59 That didn't look good. I don't think legs bend that way. Sure they do.

Posted by: Joe Theisman at January 12, 2014 09:15 AM (zDsvJ)

65 I know of a few Morons who would deal with the Devil to keep Cam Newton of of the Super Bowl

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 09:16 AM (aTXUx)

66 Dumbass call.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 09:16 AM (bCEmE)

67 Slow Uncle Joe and I predict that Colon Kapernik will pitch a shutout today.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 12, 2014 09:16 AM (Dwehj)

68 I think there might be a fight break out during this game.

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2014 09:17 AM (LI48c)

69 Thank you Dave for putting up pictures of nice wholesome girls who don't go exposing their armpits in public

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 09:17 AM (aTXUx)

70 Broncos by 6, it I'm not to late to make a call.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:18 AM (QupBk)

71 All right! Sacked that dirty Magyar bastard!

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 09:18 AM (celt+)

72 It was in the 80s here Friday and yesterday, 72 here right now So I'd say on the West Coast of FL, yes *** We turned on the ac here in NEFL yesterday.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:18 AM (DmNpO)

73 I know of a few Morons who would deal with the Devil to keep Cam Newton of of the Super Bowl *** What's with the haterade?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:19 AM (DmNpO)

74 If I had a son, I'd name him Colon.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 12, 2014 09:20 AM (Dwehj)

75 I wonder if anyone has asked any of these lovely ladies what they feel about PIV..? Posted by: mallfly

I am pretty sure they are all virgins.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 09:20 AM (n0DEs)

76 Calliendo isn't funny. NFL network has another comedian who can be funny. In one skit he was wrestling with some decision, and had an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other , like in animal house. He says he was going to go consult Bellichek on the question and the devil said, "no way! I am not comfortable being alone with that guy! *** Who was it that had Kimmel before? I liked Kimmel. Fox?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:20 AM (DmNpO)

77 Oh, and Panthers for the early game. Crap.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:20 AM (QupBk)

78 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 01:20 PM (DmNpO) Yeah, that was FOX

Posted by: The Dude at January 12, 2014 09:22 AM (vJdyz)

79
Who was it that had Kimmel before? I liked Kimmel.

Thanks for spoiling the trivia question I was just aboot to pose.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 09:23 AM (gYIst)

80 I think Cam Newton has matured some from his early days, so I've given up on hating him. It's important to keep a large reservoir of hate available for the Patriots (and Chargers and Eagles).

Posted by: Y-not says Go Panthers! at January 12, 2014 09:23 AM (zDsvJ)

81 73 I know of a few Morons who would deal with the Devil to keep Cam Newton out of the Super Bowl *** What's with the haterade? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 01:19 PM (DmNpO) Fans of other SEC teams that hate Auburn that much

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 09:23 AM (aTXUx)

82 I know of a few Morons who would deal with the Devil to keep Cam Newton of of the Super Bowl

More than a few, really. Pretty good haul this week.

Posted by: The Devil at January 12, 2014 09:24 AM (wSrLR)

83 Heisman haters.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:24 AM (QupBk)

84 Now that kid in the Play 60 commercial who appears with Cam Newton... HIM I hate.

Posted by: Y-not says Go Panthers! at January 12, 2014 09:25 AM (zDsvJ)

85 Call me a softy but I like Kapernicks adoption story

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 09:25 AM (zOTsN)

86 Thanks for spoiling the trivia question I was just aboot to pose. *** Sorry

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:25 AM (DmNpO)

87 Fans of other SEC teams that hate Auburn that much *** Oh bejeezus!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:26 AM (DmNpO)

88 I have Carolina.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 09:26 AM (3a8yY)

89 Tip Pick.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:27 AM (QupBk)

90 Newton just seems like a massive douchebag in every interview I've ever seen him in.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 09:27 AM (ZPrif)

91 Winning cures everything but I was not impressed to Newtons pouting on the sidelines when things aren't going well

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 09:27 AM (zOTsN)

92 Ah, shit!

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 09:27 AM (FKDjr)

93 Sitting in a Panthers bar in NC. Sloppy Joe's among other potluck offerings

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 09:27 AM (3a8yY)

94
the tip is kryptonite.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 09:27 AM (n0DEs)

95 I would imagine that Kaperdik is a very popular name in San Francisco.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 12, 2014 09:28 AM (Dwehj)

96 I have Carolina. We may be tanking early, brah.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:28 AM (QupBk)

97
Do not the Panthers have cheerleaders?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 09:29 AM (n0DEs)

98 I'm reporting this thread to the BBB for belly buttons and bewbies exposure to the polar vortex caused by global warming.

Posted by: sisterhood of feminazi local 6969 at January 12, 2014 09:29 AM (N3Al8)

99
oh yeah I'll be doing my taxes real soon

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 09:29 AM (gYIst)

100 Go Panthers. Beat the Pelosi-boys.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 09:29 AM (FKDjr)

101 Me thinks things are going to be rather chippy

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 09:30 AM (zOTsN)

102 Heh. It doesn't matter how much I like a bloody steak, football, or Scotch, I am definitely still a woman and that fact occurs to me in surprising ways. I just had a totally involuntary reaction to the clash of colors between the unis on the field.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:31 AM (DmNpO)

103 "Beat the Pelosi-boys."

That's hurtful.

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 09:31 AM (AW7Gr)

104 Penalties are racking up

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 09:32 AM (zOTsN)

105 The panthy boys getting a mite... mad.

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 09:32 AM (IPz9m)

106

"Call me a softy but I like Kapernicks adoption story."

That story is just one more example of America being a country of loving people who do good things and really don't care about race. That's why you don't hear much about it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 09:32 AM (zEeUf)

107 Has the icy grip of the vortex released you yet? Yeah, it's in the mid-40s here, and the snow is all gone. It actually got into the low 60s yesterday. It was 4Âº when I woke up a few days ago. So maybe global warming is right, and I had no idea how fast it would happen.

Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2014 09:33 AM (sdi6R)

108 Joe Buck. Why. Discuss

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 09:33 AM (zOTsN)

109 Ooh, yes, thin skins on those carolina boys.

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 09:33 AM (IPz9m)

110 Newton just seems like a massive douchebag in every interview I've ever seen him in. *** I saw an interview a few weeks ago, maybe a couple of months ago, wherein he admitted that he'd gotten away from himself. That he'd lost his humility and that his dad had really brought it home to him by showing tapes of his behavior. He seemed genuinely upset and humbled by the experience.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:33 AM (DmNpO)

111 I just had a totally involuntary reaction to the clash of colors between the unis on the field.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 01:31 PM (DmNpO)

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Same here. It almost didn't seem real for a couple of seconds.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 09:33 AM (FKDjr)

112 I saw an interview a few weeks ago, maybe a couple of months ago, wherein he admitted that he'd gotten away from himself. That he'd lost his humility and that his dad had really brought it home to him by showing tapes of his behavior. He seemed genuinely upset and humbled by the experience. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 01:33 PM (DmNpO) I saw that interview too. It was a good one.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 09:34 AM (bCEmE)

113

102>> Good LORD NDH! Are you a ginger as well?!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 09:34 AM (zEeUf)

114 I consider a FG in that situation a stop. Now the Panthers have to respond.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:35 AM (QupBk)

115 Total lack of discipline on the Panthers part, but gotta love how fired up both teams are.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 09:35 AM (3a8yY)

116 He seemed genuinely upset and humbled by the experience. Too bad the rest of the team hasn't learned the same lesson. They seem to be an unusually large group of shit-talking douchebags.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 12, 2014 09:35 AM (yz6yg)

117
remember those two idiot brother kickers?, one played for the Bucanneers, the other played for the Cardinals, I think

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 09:36 AM (gYIst)

118 Joe Buck Really large forehead. Is it still expanding?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 09:36 AM (zOTsN)

119 razzle dazzle plays in the playoffs is a coaching blunder imo

Posted by: Regular Guy at January 12, 2014 09:36 AM (N3Al8)

120 Same here. It almost didn't seem real for a couple of seconds. *** It's shocking when it comes out of nowhere like that. You think you're above such pettiness because you love the sport but, no.... the estrogen never lets us forget.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:36 AM (DmNpO)

121 Did Joe Buck ever play football?

Posted by: Regular Guy at January 12, 2014 09:36 AM (N3Al8)

122 I want the Panthers to win because they aren't San Fran.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 09:37 AM (FKDjr)

123 The Panthers all have a Napoleon complex going on. They're all short for their positions, have been losing for years, etc. But now they have Kuechly, Newton, etc. and can finally take out some of their frustrations.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 09:37 AM (3a8yY)

124 GramÃ¡ticas?

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:38 AM (QupBk)

125 Too bad the rest of the team hasn't learned the same lesson. They seem to be an unusually large group of shit-talking douchebags. *** I wonder how much his attitude and behavior helped to shape that of his teammates. It would suck to think that he screwed them up and then had his own come-to-Jesus revival.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:38 AM (DmNpO)

126 Sounds like his PR team has noticed that he's a massive douchebag and are trying to improve his image so he can get more endorsement money. Smart tactic. Of course, if he wins a Super Bowl then he'll get all the endorsement money he wants. Endorsement money doesn't care that much about douche-baggery. Winning cures everything.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 09:38 AM (ZPrif)

127 Boys are talking smack out there today. divorce mutterings on drudge?

Posted by: redenzo at January 12, 2014 09:38 AM (WCnJW)

128 Here's the Cam Newton interview: http://tinyurl.com/ovm7unb

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 09:38 AM (bCEmE)

129 It's shocking when it comes out of nowhere like that. You think you're above such pettiness because you love the sport but, no.... the estrogen never lets us forget.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 01:36 PM (DmNpO)

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Huh? What were we talking about?

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 09:39 AM (FKDjr)

130

Too bad the rest of the team hasn't learned the same lesson. They seem to be an unusually large group of shit-talking douchebags.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 12, 2014 01:35 PM (yz6yg

Meh you get used to it. Eagles fans wrote the book...

Posted by: Regular Guy at January 12, 2014 09:39 AM (N3Al8)

131 Good LORD NDH! Are you a ginger as well?! **** Medium brown with red undertones.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:40 AM (DmNpO)

132
yeah the Grammaticas

Mar-teen and The Other One.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 09:40 AM (gYIst)

133 Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 01:36 PM (gYIst) The Gramatica brothers

Posted by: The Dude at January 12, 2014 09:40 AM (vJdyz)

134 Huh? What were we talking about? **** Yeah.... I thought you were a Moron until you responded to my comment about the girlyness slipping out now and then.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:41 AM (DmNpO)

135 Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 01:40 PM (gYIst) His name was. Bill

Posted by: The Dude at January 12, 2014 09:42 AM (vJdyz)

136 Mar-teen and The Other One. Heh. Exactly how I think about it. and that other one. There might even be three of those South American cockroaches.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:42 AM (QupBk)

137 Everyone on my team is a sweetheart. Sorry about yours.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2014 09:42 AM (P6QsQ)

138 Endorsement money doesn't care that much about douche-baggery. Winning cures everything. *** I dunno about that. I don't see a lot of ads featuring Roethlisberger

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:43 AM (DmNpO)

139 131>> Mr. NDH is a lucky lucky man

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 09:43 AM (zEeUf)

140 Go for it!

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:44 AM (QupBk)

141 I dunno about that. I don't see a lot of ads featuring Roethlisberger Or Randy MossÂ…or Adam JonesÂ…or Richie IncognitoÂ….Terrell OwensÂ….

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 12, 2014 09:45 AM (yz6yg)

142 Stopped

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 09:45 AM (zOTsN)

143 Awesome defense. Holy cow

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 12, 2014 09:45 AM (yz6yg)

144
what's with the quick snap count??

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 09:45 AM (gYIst)

145 Mr. NDH is a lucky lucky man **** Awww. That's sweet but I haven't been married for nearly 30 years

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:45 AM (DmNpO)

146
I think it was the right call to go for it, despite the outcome.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 09:45 AM (n0DEs)

147 Should have tried the Time Out, there.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 12, 2014 09:45 AM (KgFhV)

148 Way to go SF Defense!

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 09:46 AM (AW7Gr)

149 Mmmmm. Loves manly defense

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 09:46 AM (zOTsN)

150 Goal line stand!!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 09:46 AM (aTXUx)

151 Smack talk ain't shit if you can't execute.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2014 09:46 AM (TKFmG)

152 Yeah.... I thought you were a Moron until you responded to my comment about the girlyness slipping out now and then.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 01:41 PM (DmNpO)

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I'm finding this conversation a bit......disturbing.

Nice tits on the cheerleaders, though.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 09:46 AM (FKDjr)

153
Terrell Owens has a new tv commercial. I forget what it is for.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 09:46 AM (gYIst)

154 "That story is just one more example of America being a country of loving people who do good things and really don't care about race. That's why you don't hear much about it."

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Tell that to Kaepernick. He's got a race chip on his shoulder he never earned.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 09:47 AM (celt+)

155 I think they should've gone for the corner instead of straight through. Hard to stop an outside run when it's so close.

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 09:47 AM (IPz9m)

156 I'm finding this conversation a bit......disturbing. Nice tits on the cheerleaders, though. **** LOL!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:47 AM (DmNpO)

157 Terrell Owens has a new tv commercial. I forget what it is for. Psychotherapy?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 12, 2014 09:48 AM (yz6yg)

158 Terrell Owens has a new tv commercial. I forget what it is for. *** Hardee's Philly Steak Burger but even in the ad they mock how much he is hated, so it's an exception to the rule.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:48 AM (DmNpO)

159 So, no harm from the attempt.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:48 AM (QupBk)

160 Medium brown with red undertones. Closet ginger

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 09:48 AM (aTXUx)

161 mmm.... Hardee's

Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2014 09:49 AM (9GG/0)

162 From the local yokel paper today. PA can be such an embarrassment. Flatulence led to Duryea brawl Flatulence fueled a fight between two men in Duryea, police said. The incident occurred Saturday at a home in the 500 block of Donnelly Street, where police responded to a report of domestic violence and found an elderly woman trying to break up a fight in the kitchen. The two men, ages 23 and 30, whose names were not released, said they got into a fight after arguing over "passing gas and bowel movements," police said. A 23-year-old smacked the older man across the face with a hot frying pan, whacked him with another frying pan and threw a small television at him, police said. The younger man suffered cuts to his hand while the older man had cuts to his ear and head, police said. Both were taken to a hospital for treatment of their injuries. Each man was charged with simple assault and domestic violence offenses, police said. The older man also faces drug violations after police discovered drug paraphernalia allegedly belonging to him. Both men admitted to using drugs and drinking earlier in the night, police said. Further information on the incident was not immediately available. Citizens Voice newspaper.

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 12, 2014 09:49 AM (FmPMI)

163 Terrell Owens has a new tv commercial. TO is the Dennis Rodman of football.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:49 AM (QupBk)

164 so, Hardee's for lunch?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2014 09:49 AM (9GG/0)

165
And just like that the Pantiers are back in FG range.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 09:49 AM (gYIst)

166 and just like that.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:49 AM (QupBk)

167
And just like that..

TD!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 09:50 AM (gYIst)

168 What a pretty pass!

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 09:50 AM (celt+)

169 Here's the ad http://bit.ly/1cYARbJ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:50 AM (DmNpO)

170 Can't get any better coverage than he had on Smith. Wow.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 12, 2014 09:50 AM (yz6yg)

171 Joe Buck proving the value of hair plugs. There are three professions where investing in hair plugs is worth it -- news anchor, sportscaster, and politics. If your job involves looking straight into a camera and sounding authoritative then invest in the damn hair plugs. Sure an occasional baldy can succeed in the business, but viewers prefer hair. The key is you have to mainly do straight-on camera angles. Hair plugs don't cover your baldness in the back, they just give you back your hairline, or at least stop it from going further back. Hair plugs got Biden into the White House. He'd never have been chosen for VP as a baldy. Biden, Schumer, Rubio -- hair plugs are smart for a politico. The hair plugs also matter more the lighter your skin. Black baldness is not a problem, career-wise. The paler your pate, the more value the plugs have to your career. You do get a vagina on the back of your skull (it's where your new hairline comes from) but if your job is to look straight into a camera, nobody will ever see your skull vagina. I don't have plugs and will just go bald naturally, but if I was a politico I'd get them.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 09:50 AM (ZPrif)

172

TD Panthers!

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 09:50 AM (FKDjr)

173
I say, there may end up being some fisticuffs in this American Sporting Event on the greenway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 09:51 AM (n0DEs)

174

"Awww. That's sweet but I haven't been married for nearly 30 years."

o_O

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 09:51 AM (z+Xap)

175 Kaperdick's passing is horrible, Newton's much better.

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 09:51 AM (IPz9m)

176 so, Hardee's for lunch?

How about Carl's Jr. instead?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2014 09:51 AM (wSrLR)

177 Hell, Tebow could pass better than Kaperdick right now.

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 09:51 AM (IPz9m)

178 Richie Incognito could be mayor of a Canadian city some day. He did the stadium PSA encouraging good fan behavior. No really, with a croquet mallet and sweater.

Posted by: Beagle at January 12, 2014 09:52 AM (sOtz/)

179
Terrell Owens' ad is for Carl's Jr.

Or Carl Jr's.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 09:52 AM (gYIst)

180 "Awww. That's sweet but I haven't been married for nearly 30 years." That sound you heard was the raising of a thousand Moron eyebrows. Â….or maybe the rustling sound of a thousand pants.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 12, 2014 09:52 AM (yz6yg)

181 Terrell Owens' ad is for Carl's Jr. Or Carl Jr's. *** Not in the South.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:53 AM (DmNpO)

182 I liked that shot of Smith describing the catch to his teammate. Yeah, it was bump bump and I could see the ball and I waited and then ... boom!

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:54 AM (QupBk)

183 Do not the Panthers have cheerleaders? Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 01:29 PM (n0DEs) Sure they do, but they're soul sucking boot wearing gingers http://tinyurl.com/22v6lsk

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 09:54 AM (aTXUx)

184 He did the stadium PSA encouraging good fan behavior. No really, with a croquet mallet and sweater. *** What? Are you serious?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:54 AM (DmNpO)

185 154>> Â¡Â¿Que carajo?!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 09:54 AM (L2I78)

186 I heard a radio play by play announcer say that Cam Newton keeps his front leg straight and that causes his balls to ride high. Ewwwww.

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 12, 2014 09:55 AM (FmPMI)

187 I don't know how Kapernick can throw the ball at all, he's got arms like a lineman.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:55 AM (QupBk)

188 I just saw a pic of Terrell Owens purported fiancee in my hometown paper. I'd say her redzone may extend beyond 20 yards. http://tinyurl.com/q7nja4r

Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2014 09:56 AM (HsJeN)

189 I heard a radio play by play announcer say that Cam Newton keeps his front leg straight and that causes his balls to ride high.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 09:56 AM (8lmkt)

190 I heard a radio play by play announcer say that Cam Newton keeps his front leg straight and that causes his balls to ride high. Go on.

Posted by: Barney Frank[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 12, 2014 09:56 AM (yz6yg)

191 "
Terrell Owens has a new tv commercial. I forget what it is for."

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Massengil?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2014 09:56 AM (o9Rp5)

192 Cam Newton keeps his front leg straight and that causes his balls to ride high. Brb...

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 12, 2014 09:57 AM (KgFhV)

193 Terrell Owens has a new tv commercial. I forget what it is for

I think it might be Carl's Jr.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 09:57 AM (8lmkt)

194
Well, my dear Watson, then perhaps Carl's Jr and Hardees have some sort of affiliation? There's a mystery afoot!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 09:57 AM (gYIst)

195 NDH, hopefully in name.

Posted by: Beagle at January 12, 2014 09:57 AM (sOtz/)

196 188 I just saw a pic of Terrell Owens purported fiancee in my hometown paper. I'd say her redzone may extend beyond 20 yards. http://tinyurl.com/q7nja4r

Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2014 01:56 PM (HsJeN)

yeah, that's not a standard regulation size playing field there

Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2014 09:57 AM (9GG/0)

197 "I dunno about that. I don't see a lot of ads featuring Roethlisberger"

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Well, after he showed up for the Hotwire.com commercial shoot with a screwdriver and hammer, things went south endorsement-wise pretty quickly.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 09:58 AM (celt+)

198 that's not a standard regulation size playing field there Are you suggesting it's artificial turf?

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 09:58 AM (QupBk)

199 I'm clearly slipping. Here's your obligatory Jaime Edmondson Panther's pic http://bit.ly/1dnKtCU and here's the Niners pic... http://bit.ly/1hLYkVG

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 09:58 AM (DmNpO)

200 Sure they do, but they're soul sucking boot wearing gingers

http://tinyurl.com/22v6lsk

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 01:54 PM (aTXUx)

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Holy shit! That's the cheerleader pic of the day. Well done.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 09:58 AM (FKDjr)

201 Are you suggesting it's artificial turf?

Posted by: toby928Â© at January 12, 2014 01:58 PM (QupBk)

might be, might be

Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2014 09:59 AM (9GG/0)

202 CKE Restaurants, Inc. is the parent company of the Carl's Jr., Hardee's, Green Burrito, and Red Burrito restaurant chains.[2] Its headquarters are in Carpinteria, California. It was incorporated in 1964 by Carl's Jr. founder Carl Karcher as Carl Karcher Enterprises, Inc.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 09:59 AM (bCEmE)

203 Well, my dear Watson, then perhaps Carl's Jr and Hardees have some sort of affiliation? There's a mystery afoot!

I've had Hardee's in Augusta, GA, and Carl's Jr in Denver, CO. The menus did seems somewhat similar.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2014 09:59 AM (wSrLR)

204 Are you suggesting it's artificial turf? No, just that it makes a regulation size field look like an arena football field.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 12, 2014 10:00 AM (yz6yg)

205 NDH, hopefully in name. *** So he, and the organization, are mocking the incident.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:00 AM (DmNpO)

206 soul sucking boot wearing gingers http://tinyurl.com/22v6lsk Yikes...since when do they let septuagenarians on the field?

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2014 10:00 AM (KgFhV)

207 Yikes...since when do they let septuagenarians on the field? *** THAT'S what you noticed? Not the skorts? WTH with the skorts? #GirlsTweetingFootball

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:03 AM (DmNpO)

208 I really like Kaepernick. But, I'd like to see the Panthers win today. Rather the Panthers play Denver (fingers crossed on Peyton winning). The Panthers have their claws out, today... In my mind I'm goin' to Carolina Can't you see the sunshine Can't you just feel the moonshine Ain't it just like a friend of mine To hit me from behind Yes I'm goin' to Carolina in my mind Love the states.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:04 AM (IXrOn)

209 Smothered on that play

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:05 AM (DmNpO)

210 These two teams are going to pull guns on each other before this game is over.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 10:05 AM (bCEmE)

211 Hey Peaches!

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 12, 2014 10:05 AM (FmPMI)

212 WTH with the skorts?

Ha! I noticed that but was distracted by what looks to soon be a wardrobe malfunction.

Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2014 10:05 AM (HsJeN)

213
Wait, there's a Red Burrito restaurant AND a Green Burrito restaurant?

Learn something new at AoS every day..

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 10:06 AM (gYIst)

214 Wait, there's a Red Burrito restaurant AND a Green Burrito restaurant? Stop and Go, as it were.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 10:07 AM (QupBk)

215 Nice!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 10:07 AM (bCEmE)

216 I don't know how Kapernick can throw the ball at all, he's got arms like a lineman. Posted by: toby928Â© at January 12, 2014 01:55 PM (QupBk) Yeah, they're stunning.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:07 AM (IXrOn)

217 Ha! I noticed that but was distracted by what looks to soon be a wardrobe malfunction. *** That's because they are natural. The phony ones don't move that way.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:08 AM (DmNpO)

218
Stop and Go in more ways than one!

No offense to our Mexican moron friends.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 10:08 AM (gYIst)

219 Newton throws rockets, I don't know how anyone catches them.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 10:09 AM (3a8yY)

220 Wait, there's a Red Burrito restaurant AND a Green Burrito restaurant? *** I didn't know that either. Here we have the combo Hardees/Red Burrito restaurants.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:09 AM (DmNpO)

221 Hey, mpfs!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 10:09 AM (8lmkt)

222 My wife is from Raleigh. Go Panthers!

Posted by: johnd01 at January 12, 2014 10:09 AM (r0+v0)

223 If Cam had cut left at the end, he would have walked in.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 10:10 AM (QupBk)

224 Homefield for both Panthers and Broncos today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:10 AM (IXrOn)

225 Newton throws rockets, I don't know how anyone catches them.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 02:09 PM (3a8yY)

Easier to catch rockets than floaters that end up in DBs hands.

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 10:10 AM (IPz9m)

226 Ok, no more Cam carries.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 10:10 AM (bCEmE)

227 HAHAHA!

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 10:10 AM (QupBk)

228 Cam is going to get himself killed.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 10:10 AM (celt+)

229 I have NEVER seen that happen before!!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 10:11 AM (bCEmE)

230 Ok now that was pretty funny.

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 10:11 AM (IPz9m)

231 "Encroachment" You don't say.

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 10:11 AM (HBIUw)

232 Missed time that just a bit.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 10:11 AM (QupBk)

233 Oh and what was up with the Newton soccer flop?

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 10:11 AM (IPz9m)

234

Love the intensity of this game.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 10:11 AM (FKDjr)

235 My wife is from Raleigh. Go Panthers! Posted by: johnd01 at January 12, 2014 02:09 PM (r0+v0) Go Wolfpack! Oddly, Kaepernick played for the University of Nevada Wolf Pack.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:12 AM (IXrOn)

236 Oh and what was up with the Newton soccer flop? Yeah. Oh Lowdy! Lowdy!

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 10:12 AM (QupBk)

237 Leapfrog.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:13 AM (IXrOn)

238
Commercial Time Out Cool Video:

http://tinyurl.com/klmommh

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 10:13 AM (n0DEs)

239 >>>Oh and what was up with the Newton soccer flop?<<<

It wasn't quite as polished as a LeBron flop, but he'll get there.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2014 10:14 AM (TKFmG)

240 This is gonna be one of those legendary days of television viewing where Americans enjoy hard-fought NFL divisional playoffs and then settle in for the Golden Globe Awards. Don't you guys go getting yourself too worked up about it. Pacing yourself is key./

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:14 AM (DmNpO)

241 Peaches, Congrats on the Pats win. Gawd I hate saying that.

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 12, 2014 10:14 AM (FmPMI)

242 "....and then settle in for the Golden Globe Awards." Not this American.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 10:15 AM (bCEmE)

243 Hubby keeps flipping to CURLING during commercials.... /sigh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:15 AM (IXrOn)

244 Mrs928 found a couple of 2 inch thick boneless ribeyes in the freezer. Age unknown. I will offer them to fire just in case.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 10:15 AM (QupBk)

245 Go Wolfpack! Oddly, Kaepernick played for the University of Nevada Wolf Pack. Posted by: artisanal 'ette Thumbs up!

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 12, 2014 10:15 AM (FmPMI)

246 Golden Globe awards? They do that for cheerleaders now? Cool!

Posted by: Havedash at January 12, 2014 10:16 AM (G1XMn)

247
Did I ever tell you how much I hate Ben Franklin actors? People hate clowns; I hate Ben Franklins.

Especially the jerk who does the radio ad for the Free Masons.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 10:16 AM (gYIst)

248

This is gonna be one of those legendary days of television viewing where Americans enjoy hard-fought NFL divisional playoffs and then settle in for hockey.

FIFY

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 10:17 AM (jNNPU)

249 243

Hubby keeps flipping to CURLING during commercials....

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He could be one of those Canadian sleeper agents. Have you noticed any unearned smugness?

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 10:17 AM (celt+)

250 Game is hard fought for sure. Close and uncomfortable for us Niner fans.

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 10:17 AM (Fp9Vt)

251 Niners seem really flat.

Posted by: CDR M at January 12, 2014 10:18 AM (LsJl8)

252 This is gonna be one of those legendary days of television viewing where Americans enjoy hard-fought NFL divisional playoffs and then settle in for the last few episodes of Sons of Anarchy. FIFY2

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:18 AM (IXrOn)

253 Those cheerleaders are in attack formation.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 12, 2014 10:19 AM (U1Tts)

254 Niners seem really flat. Posted by: CDR M at January 12, 2014 02:18 PM (LsJl with the exception of the wall they put up twice at the goal line... Cam should've run at least one of them.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:19 AM (IXrOn)

255 243

Hubby keeps flipping to CURLING during commercials....

/sigh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 02:15 PM (IXrOn)

Women's curling?

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2014 10:19 AM (LI48c)

256 He could be one of those Canadian sleeper agents. Have you noticed any unearned smugness? Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 02:17 PM (celt+) worse. he's french canadian yeah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:20 AM (IXrOn)

257 The "encroachment" leap reminded me of this play from Navy-Notre Dame in 2007, the year Navy finally won after decades of futility. ND went for it on 4th and 8 instead of trying for the field goal with under a minute left, and well... http://tinyurl.com/kejp4fj

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 10:20 AM (HBIUw)

258 Curling? Some cheerleaders do that too. Cool!

Posted by: Havedash at January 12, 2014 10:21 AM (G1XMn)

259 Women's curling? Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2014 02:19 PM (LI48c) nope the grunts versus the screeching owls

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:21 AM (IXrOn)

260 I don't think this was the type of game the Pelosi-boys wanted.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 10:21 AM (FKDjr)

261 120 247

Did I ever tell you how much I hate Ben Franklin actors? People hate clowns; I hate Ben Franklins.

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Suppose you were a laughable hack, and suppose you were a Ben Franklin actor. But I repeat myself.

Posted by: Mark Twain actor at January 12, 2014 10:21 AM (celt+)

262 Hate to say it but there's a site with way better stock cheerleader pics that what I've seen posted here. http://tinyurl.com/ncx26lk

Posted by: UWP at January 12, 2014 10:21 AM (2hQRj)

263 Joe Fcuk who is as much a monument to nepotism as Gwyneth Paltrow is, continues to hate the 49ers. And Troy Aikman, whose career was almost ended by the 49ers, who do you think he hates? Best thing they have come up with? "Good game."

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 10:22 AM (Fp9Vt)

264 Hubby keeps flipping to CURLING during commercials.... /sigh Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 02:15 PM (IXrOn) *Starts scrolling through the TV listings*

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 10:22 AM (HBIUw)

265 worse.
he's french canadian
yeah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 02:20 PM (IXrOn)

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I, for one, give my condolensces.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 10:22 AM (FKDjr)

266 there's a site with way better stock cheerleader pics that what I've seen posted here. Blasphemer!

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 10:22 AM (QupBk)

267 259 Women's curling?
Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2014 02:19 PM (LI48c)

nope
the grunts versus the screeching owls

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 02:21 PM (IXrOn)

ah no redeeming then. Women's curling there are at least some pretty nice looking chicks.

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2014 10:22 AM (LI48c)

268 "worse.
he's french canadian"

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Say no more. I'm in Maine. Hairy back and Speedos on d' beesh, huh?

Posted by: Mark Twain actor at January 12, 2014 10:23 AM (celt+)

269 Here's your obligatory Jaime Edmondson Panther's pic http://bit.ly/1dnKtCU mmmmm... underboob

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 10:23 AM (aTXUx)

270
241 LOL, mpfs. Thanks! I'm gonna be rooting for the Chargers today. Wouldn't that be fun if they win and go to Foxborough? tingles!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 10:24 AM (8lmkt)

271 Out, damn sock!

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 10:24 AM (celt+)

272 Nice catch! Kaepernick needs to calm down.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 10:24 AM (osdNx)

273 Crabtree was picked to make the difference in this game. He just did. His favorite cheerleader vid is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 10:24 AM (Fp9Vt)

274 Where's Andy Reid? We need Andy Reid now.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 10:25 AM (FKDjr)

275 Nice pick on the ref.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 10:25 AM (QupBk)

276
The combatants in today's contest don't seem to favor each other.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 10:26 AM (n0DEs)

277 Isn't taking your helmet off while on the playing field against the new NFL rules?

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 10:26 AM (AW7Gr)

278 It's all fun and games until somebody cries.

There's no crying in football.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2014 10:26 AM (TKFmG)

279 Congrats on the Pats win. Gawd I hate saying that. Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 12, 2014 02:14 PM (FmPMI) *ahem*

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 12, 2014 10:27 AM (yz6yg)

280 Okay, Panther fans, what is the deal with them not being able to score when they are inches from the goal line? Is this typical? I really want them to win today, so I'm not being snarky here, but I've seen it twice today.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 10:27 AM (8lmkt)

281 Here's your obligatory Jaime Edmondson Panther's pic

http://bit.ly/1dnKtCU

mmmmm... underboob

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 02:23 PM (aTXUx)

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I'm hoping that's a prototype cheerleader's uniform.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 10:28 AM (FKDjr)

282
Terrible throw.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 10:28 AM (n0DEs)

283 WTF? No flag on Boldin but the exact same thing done by a Panther player gets a flag?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 10:29 AM (bCEmE)

284 Say no more. I'm in Maine. Hairy back and Speedos on d' beesh, huh? Posted by: Mark Twain actor at January 12, 2014 02:23 PM (celt+) nah, I'm lucky in that dept. nice bod; we both weight train, etc no hair on back no speedos - I'd kill him. And, I do love him dearly.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:29 AM (IXrOn)

285 Hate to say it but there's a site with way better stock cheerleader pics that what I've seen posted here. http://tinyurl.com/ncx26lk Posted by: UWP at January 12, 2014 02:21 PM (2hQRj) Just the other day that hogger whined that anyone who had a problem with seeing her nude on TV needed to see a shrink

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 10:29 AM (aTXUx)

286 Just the other day that hogger whined that anyone who had a problem with seeing her nude on TV needed to see a shrink Evidently she hasn't looked at herself in the mirror lately. Then again...I can see why.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 12, 2014 10:31 AM (yz6yg)

287 Here's a joke for you, artisanal 'ette.

Jacques the French Canadian was walking around a neighborhood in Maine, looking to pick up some odd jobs. He saw a guy in front of a house with a gallon of green paint and a brush.

"Hey, what choo doin' wit dat bucket a paint an' dat brush dere?", he asks the guy.

"I was about to go out back and paint my porch."

"Tell you what, you gimme dat paint, I'll go back dere an' paint it. Twenty bucks."

Guy says, "Sounds like a good deal. Knock on the door when you're done."

Jacques takes the paint, goes out back. An hour later he knocks on the door. The guy answers.

"So, you're all done painting?"

Jacques says, "Yeah, I'm all done. But I gotta tell you, dat ain't a Porch you got back dere, dat's a Mercedes."

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 10:31 AM (celt+)

288 Okay, Panther fans, what is the deal with them not being able to score when they are inches from the goal line?

Me too!

Posted by: 16 year old boys everywhere at January 12, 2014 10:31 AM (n0DEs)

289 Daily reminder: The vast majority of black people are going to be rooting for the NFC team in the Super Bowl, no matter what team that is.

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at January 12, 2014 10:32 AM (6j8ke)

290 272 Nice catch! Kaepernick needs to calm down.

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Well, those filthy Croats tend to be hot-headed.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 10:32 AM (celt+)

291 Nice discipline.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2014 10:33 AM (KgFhV)

292 Damn!

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 10:33 AM (FKDjr)

293 wow, good D on both sides

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:33 AM (IXrOn)

294 That was a touchdown

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 10:33 AM (zOTsN)

295 That was a catch and a fantastic one

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 10:34 AM (aTXUx)

296 TD! yes.

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 10:34 AM (AW7Gr)

297 284Â Say no more. I'm in Maine. Hairy back and Speedos on d' beesh, huh?Â Posted by: Mark Twain actor at January 12, 2014 02:23 PM (celt+)Â Funny, I've seen that on Old Orchard Beach.

Posted by: Havedash at January 12, 2014 10:34 AM (G1XMn)

298 I freakin' hate the 'Niners, but that sure as hell looked like a TD to me. Odd that the guy standing right there immediately said no.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 10:34 AM (8lmkt)

299 That's a TD!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 10:35 AM (gaOtJ)

300 There is a freaking divot. That is a touchdown

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 10:35 AM (zOTsN)

301 These refs are baaaaad. Good grief the ref was right there!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 10:35 AM (bCEmE)

302 he was in

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:35 AM (IXrOn)

303

a lot of a-hole 49er fans in North Carolina

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 10:35 AM (gYIst)

304 Overruled!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 10:36 AM (aTXUx)

305 Ref must have bet on the game

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 10:36 AM (zOTsN)

306 okay, that was fair. dammit.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 10:36 AM (8lmkt)

307 mmmmm... underboob *** It seems to be her specialty.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:36 AM (DmNpO)

308 heh, Harbaugh sure enough from Toledo.
Biggest brawler in the league, over at the sideline, calming down his coach.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 12, 2014 10:36 AM (xq1UY)

309 The one watching it on the sideline

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 10:37 AM (zOTsN)

310 "Funny, I've seen that on Old Orchard Beach. Posted by: Havedash"

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LOL! I'm in Saco. Just a few miles from OOB.

Yep, the summertime scenery at Old Orshard Beesh ain't exactly like California.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 10:37 AM (celt+)

311 Panther's will come back. This is turning out to be a good game.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 10:38 AM (FKDjr)

312 There is a freaking divot. That is a touchdown *** The NFL tweeted out and said to retweet if you think it's a TD and to favorite if not. 4 to 1 in favor of TD. WTH are the 295 who didn't see the TD?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:38 AM (DmNpO)

313 Hilarious that Boldin was the one to go calm down Harbaugh. Pot and Kettle.

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 10:39 AM (Fp9Vt)

314

I am going to have to tranquilize myself to watch the Chargers game. I really want them to beat Manning's ass!

Posted by: keena at January 12, 2014 10:40 AM (RiTnx)

315 Panther's will come back. This is turning out to be a good game. Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 02:38 PM (FKDjr) Yeah, it's a rollercoaster ride. Anybody's game.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:40 AM (IXrOn)

316 Saco, huh? Cool. Been there many times! Nice little town. I know a lot of nice people up there.

Posted by: Havedash at January 12, 2014 10:40 AM (G1XMn)

317 Penalty on Harbaugh turned out to be painless.

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 10:40 AM (Fp9Vt)

318 Dallas Cowboys cheerleader hula hoop vid.

http://tinyurl.com/mo2bj24

Posted by: The Hickster at January 12, 2014 10:40 AM (TI3xG)

319 I am going to have to tranquilize myself to watch the Chargers game. I really want them to beat Manning's ass! Posted by: keena at January 12, 2014 02:40 PM (RiTnx) don't quote me, but I think the Bronco's have only lost one home game...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:41 AM (IXrOn)

320 Refs helped 49ers get 10 of their 13 points.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 12, 2014 10:41 AM (iuieR)

321 Sorry Bannon didn't see ya there.

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 12, 2014 10:41 AM (FmPMI)

322 Fer cryin out loud. That was a touchdown. The first ref dorked it up royally

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 10:42 AM (zOTsN)

323 During the half-time, Nancy Pelosi is going to be calling the San Fran locker room to fire up the team.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 10:42 AM (magxe)

324

Chargers beat them at home this year. I hope, hope, hope they can repeat that. Which is why I will need to be tranquilized to watch it.

Posted by: keena at January 12, 2014 10:42 AM (RiTnx)

325 Refs helped 49ers get 10 of their 13 points.

I thought the whining wasn't supposed to start until after the game.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2014 10:42 AM (wSrLR)

326 323 During the half-time, Nancy Pelosi is going to be calling the San Fran locker room to fire up the team. Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 02:42 PM (magxe) Pelosi couldn't fire up a Weber.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 10:43 AM (bCEmE)

327 I'm a longtime diehard 49er fan but I gotta admit it seems the refs are helping them out (not on the TD though). But last week I was bitching about all the PI the Packers got away with. It seems to me there is a hierarchy in the NFL: 1. GB Packers - storied, original NFL franchise, most total NFL championships, the Lombardi trophy is named after their coach, they let the multi-billion $$ corporate league fantasize about its small-town roots 2. SF 49ers - came into the league 1950 with the AAFC merger, had a brilliant run in the 80s and 90s with NFL legends Montana, Rice, Lott, Young, still one of the "showcase" franchises 3. Carolina Panthers - more recent expansion team, have had pretty good success but no SB win yet, haven't "earned their spurs" in the eyes of league hierarchy

Posted by: FOAF at January 12, 2014 10:44 AM (rZ7kp)

328 During the half-time, Nancy Pelosi is going to be calling the San Fran locker room to fire up the team.

That would guarantee a Panther win.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2014 10:44 AM (wSrLR)

329 Chargers beat them at home this year. I hope, hope, hope they can repeat that. Which is why I will need to be tranquilized to watch it. Posted by: keena at January 12, 2014 02:42 PM (RiTnx) We'll be like the kitties at the end of the ONT video. Tuckered out.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:44 AM (IXrOn)

330 316 Saco, huh? Cool. Been there many times! Nice little town. I know a lot of nice people up there. Posted by: Havedash

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Yeah, it's pretty well-run. Except for the stupid municipal windmill.

The neighboring town of Biddeford is a shithole, though.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 10:44 AM (celt+)

331 Hubby saw Bradshaw speak to a group of businessmen recently. Expected to be underwhelmed. He was blown away. Smart, funny, inspirational, humble. Couldn't say enough about him

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 10:45 AM (zOTsN)

332 TIME OUT!!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 12, 2014 10:46 AM (jucos)

333 Pelosi couldn't fire up a Weber. Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2014 02:43 PM (bCEmE) I'm pretty sure botox is flammable.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:46 AM (IXrOn)

334 @329 Absolutely!

Posted by: keena at January 12, 2014 10:47 AM (RiTnx)

335 Hubby saw Bradshaw speak to a group of businessmen recently. Expected to be underwhelmed. He was blown away. Smart, funny, inspirational, humble. Couldn't say enough about him **** I've had a major crush on Bradshaw since I was about 15 years old. The only crush that has lasted longer was on Paul Newman.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:48 AM (DmNpO)

336 320>> *sends over a glass of milk*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 10:48 AM (GwLJQ)

337 Hubby saw Bradshaw speak to a group of businessmen recently. Expected to be underwhelmed. He was blown away. Smart, funny, inspirational, humble. Couldn't say enough about him Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 02:45 PM (zOTsN) I wonder how many men check out the NFL on Fox panel suits and ties... Usually Bradshaw looks clownish. Howie, and Michael always look stylish. Michael in particular.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:48 AM (IXrOn)

338 I've had a major crush on Bradshaw since I was about 15 years old. The only crush that has lasted longer was on Paul Newman. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 02:48 PM (DmNpO) that last hot mic incident ticked him down a bit in my mind, and I can't seem to get past it otherwise, he's always been my favorite on the panel, so funny and optimistic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:50 AM (IXrOn)

339 I call my "style" Hobo Chic. It works for me.

Posted by: Bill Belicheck at January 12, 2014 10:50 AM (jucos)

340 I wonder how many men check out the NFL on Fox panel suits and ties... Usually Bradshaw looks clownish. Howie, and Michael always look stylish. Michael in particular. *** Jim looks sharp today. As for Bradshaw looking clownish.... nah. He's fine. For clownish check out Shannon Sharpe.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:50 AM (DmNpO)

341 Bradshaw is a country boy who grew up dirt poor. Strahan is a New York guy. Prolly accounts for their taste in clothes

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 10:51 AM (zOTsN)

342 that last hot mic incident ticked him down a bit in my mind, and I can't seem to get past it otherwise, he's always been my favorite on the panel, so funny and optimistic. *** Do I want to know?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:51 AM (DmNpO)

343

Hubby saw Bradshaw speak to a group of businessmen recently. Expected to be underwhelmed. He was blown away. Smart, funny, inspirational, humble. Couldn't say enough about him

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One of the funniest bits I saw Bradshaw in was in the out-takes after one of the "Smokey and the Bandits" movies.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 10:51 AM (magxe)

344 I call my "style" Hobo Chic. It works for me. Posted by: Bill Belicheck at January 12, 2014 02:50 PM (jucos) heh. I'd say Rob Ryan on that one...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:52 AM (IXrOn)

345 What haapened in that Bradshaw hot mic incident? I didnt here about that?

Posted by: Havedash at January 12, 2014 10:52 AM (G1XMn)

346 So the ref tells SF they have too many players in the huddle? W.T.F?!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 12, 2014 10:53 AM (bCEmE)

347 187 I don't know how Kapernick can throw the ball at all, he's got arms like a lineman. Posted by: toby928Â© at January 12, 2014 01:55 PM (QupBk) This? http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rQMq1b0XzMQ/SszhF4bSTlI/AAAAAAAAKVg/EaRcQZJJ65I/s400/alice+the+goon+2.jpgz

Posted by: Urban Achiever at January 12, 2014 10:53 AM (ktMwp)

348 I just tweeted that the OMG-it's-the-end-of-the-season blues are starting to kick my butt. What are we going to bond over every Sunday now?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:53 AM (DmNpO)

349 We've been embiggened. Dude. bitly.com is your friend

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:53 AM (DmNpO)

350 Do I want to know? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 02:51 PM (DmNpO) no you won't get past it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:53 AM (IXrOn)

351 Who mugged Pam Oliver?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 10:54 AM (zOTsN)

352 344 I call my "style" Hobo Chic. It works for me.
Posted by: Bill Belicheck at January 12, 2014 02:50 PM (jucos)

heh.

I'd say Rob Ryan on that one...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 02:52 PM (IXrOn)

Nah, he's just plain Hobo.

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2014 10:54 AM (LI48c)

353 no you won't get past it *** Thanks

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:54 AM (DmNpO)

354 Does she have a mirror? Goodness

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 10:54 AM (zOTsN)

355 Run the Spread!

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2014 10:55 AM (KgFhV)

356 What are we going to bond over every Sunday now?

Something involving a trampoline and a webcam most likely.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2014 10:55 AM (wSrLR)

357 What are we going to bond over every Sunday now? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 02:53 PM (DmNpO) Beach volleyball!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 10:55 AM (IXrOn)

358 The Olympics!

Posted by: Thunderb at January 12, 2014 10:56 AM (zOTsN)

359 What are we going to bond over every Sunday now?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 02:53 PM (DmNpO)

booze

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 10:56 AM (8lmkt)

360 What are we going to bond over every Sunday now? In before chemjeff's awful chemistry joke!

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2014 10:57 AM (KgFhV)

361 "For clownish check out Shannon Sharpe."

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Literally. All he needs is a squirting lapel flower to complete the ensemble.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 10:57 AM (celt+)

362 In before chemjeff's awful chemistry joke! *** Heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 10:57 AM (DmNpO)

363 Dammit!! Sorry everybody. I know ...... off I go. Ugh.

Posted by: Urban Achiever at January 12, 2014 10:58 AM (ktMwp)

364 Panther's have got to start doing some blitzing. Kap is getting way too much time to throw.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 10:58 AM (J2hNB)

365 "For clownish check out Shannon Sharpe." The guy is a Piker.

Posted by: Don Cherry at January 12, 2014 10:59 AM (KgFhV)

366 The teams that exhibit superior ball handling skills are going to win today.

Posted by: Senor Testiculo at January 12, 2014 11:00 AM (8ojdx)

367 Panthers need a big D stop.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 11:00 AM (3a8yY)

368 Literally. All he needs is a squirting lapel flower to complete the ensemble. *** I love bow ties but he just mucks it up. Last week he was wearing a bluish-purple velvet jacket with a matching bow tie and a light blue shirt. The colors didn't quite line up and there was too much color. Terrible look and he thought he was the man.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 11:00 AM (DmNpO)

369 Or that might happen....

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 11:00 AM (3a8yY)

370 Well, shit!

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 11:00 AM (J2hNB)

371 Not to change subject, but I will..... NO mention on ACE of the way Lone Survivor is kickin serious box office ass! And I figured he would have had a few articles on movie. Or did I miss?

Posted by: marine43 at January 12, 2014 11:00 AM (utZZN)

372 Dammit!! Sorry everybody. I know ...... off I go. Ugh. **** Try to tidy up the joint a bit while you're there. Those Valurite bottles have been there for ages.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 11:01 AM (DmNpO)

373 Crap!

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 11:02 AM (J2hNB)

374 I think that tackle attempt counts as a straight up whiff.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:02 AM (QupBk)

375 Not to change subject, but I will..... NO mention on ACE of the way Lone Survivor is kickin serious box office ass! And I figured he would have had a few articles on movie. Or did I miss? *** The opening weekend numbers should be available tomorrow.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 11:02 AM (DmNpO)

376 And I figured he would have had a few articles on movie. Or did I miss? Posted by: marine43 at January 12, 2014 03:00 PM (utZZN) Patience. 35,000 word movie reviews take time.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2014 11:02 AM (KgFhV)

377 gaming thread is up

Posted by: The Dude at January 12, 2014 11:03 AM (vJdyz)

378 No class, Kaepernick.

Now I really hate him.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 11:03 AM (celt+)

379 Don Cherry last night: http://tinyurl.com/nyx8jyx

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 11:03 AM (HBIUw)

380 Been busy doin stuff. Did someone embiggen the blog?

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2014 11:04 AM (6bvBO)

381

Well. Alrighty then Cam, lets see if you can follow that!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 11:04 AM (4cA6A)

382 So the Australian is claiming Moochie is not happy with His Majesty the King. Supposedly, that's the reason (as much speculated) she stayed in Hawaii. I'm guessing that moaning "Reggie" in his sleep could no longer be passed off as "RG3" despite the similar sounds. See that? I brought football into it.

Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2014 11:05 AM (F58x4)

383 Don Cherry is a Canadian right-winger. He can wear a tutu and it's good in my book.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 11:05 AM (celt+)

384 Oh, yeah, there's some of that Kaerperdick humility y'all were talking about up above.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 11:05 AM (8lmkt)

385 That is what Cam should've been doing. meh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 11:06 AM (IXrOn)

386 Posted by: Don Cherry at January 12, 2014 02:59 PM (KgFhV)

Not to be confused with Ron Cherry: http://youtu.be/6D8aAC4jrPM

Posted by: Country Singer at January 12, 2014 11:06 AM (sBXOp)

387 c'mon, Panthers, lotta time left on the clock here. smite that arrogant little pissant.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 11:08 AM (8lmkt)

388 382 So the Australian is claiming Moochie is not happy with His Majesty the King.

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Mooch wouldn't be happy with a pot of gold on a bed of diamonds in an ivory cart pulled by a team of singing unicorns.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 11:08 AM (celt+)

389 Don Cherry last night: http://tinyurl.com/nyx8jyx Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 03:03 PM (HBIUw) pretty I guess only he could pull it off. Looks super expensive.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 11:08 AM (IXrOn)

390 So the Australian is claiming Moochie is not happy with His Majesty the King. The Aussies don't know about Resting Bitch Face Syndrome.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2014 11:09 AM (KgFhV)

391 One arrogant multimillionaire taunts another arrogant multimillionaire.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:09 AM (QupBk)

392 I saw a tabloid in the supermarket yesterday that said Mooch wants out of the marriage. Fingers crossed!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 11:10 AM (8lmkt)

393

384>> Peaches.... Just cause yer boy can't run for a touchdown....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 11:10 AM (4cA6A)

394 Oh, yeah, there's some of that Kaerperdick humility y'all were talking about up above.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 03:05 PM (8lmkt)

I thought peeps were talking about Newton's humility in some interview.

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 11:11 AM (IPz9m)

395 pretty I guess only he could pull it off. Looks super expensive. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 03:08 PM (IXrOn) He likes florals in addition to plaid. Curling shot for your hubby, from the Manitoba women's championship: http://tinyurl.com/l6bzro9

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 11:11 AM (HBIUw)

396 Panthers moving foward, but they're starting to struggle a bit. C'mon guys, up it a notch.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 11:11 AM (J2hNB)

397 As far as cheerleaders go, it's going to be tough to surpass that raven haired beauty from yesterday's thread.

Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2014 11:11 AM (F58x4)

398 I thought peeps were talking about Newton's humility in some interview.

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 03:11 PM (IPz9m)

I may have misconstrued. It happens. I'm old and I drink.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 11:12 AM (8lmkt)

399 It was a good hold, it would have been a TD otherwise.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:12 AM (QupBk)

400 This Pumpernickel kid has some humility issues.

Posted by: Donald Trump at January 12, 2014 11:13 AM (KgFhV)

401 I may have misconstrued. It happens. I'm old and I drink.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 03:12 PM (8lmkt)

Nonsense, you know what we say about the 'ettes.

Especially if they are drunk.

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 11:14 AM (IPz9m)

402 A bunch of 3rd and ones on this drive.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:15 AM (QupBk)

403 I don't look for humility in pro athletes. The braggadocio is part of the process.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 11:15 AM (3a8yY)

404
Panters O is running out of gas.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 11:16 AM (gYIst)

405

"I may have misconstrued. It happens. I'm old and I drink."

And we like that about you... The drinking part... 'cauze we all know that you're really a hawt, sassy ginger with an attitude in tight jeans hand boots.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 11:17 AM (bxpf3)

406
yeah that's bad

the Panthers are pooped out

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 11:17 AM (gYIst)

407 392 I saw a tabloid in the supermarket yesterday that said Mooch wants out of the marriage. Fingers crossed!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 03:10 PM (8lmkt)

hmm, that would be an interesting situation if the sitting president with dependent children were to go through a divorce while in office. I think they would probably wait until he's out of office, but does make you think how that legal process would work.

Posted by: not the mama at January 12, 2014 11:18 AM (5dxeo)

408 Hey FOX. The long camera is NOT working right now because of the shadows.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 11:18 AM (jucos)

409 Heeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty!

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 11:18 AM (AW7Gr)

410 I don't look for humility in pro athletes. The braggadocio is part of the process.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 03:15 PM (3a8yY)

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Pro athletes? Any athlete that plays football, from HS on up has a bit of an ego. They have to. It's a nasty game.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 11:19 AM (J2hNB)

411 Panther D needs to make a big play.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:19 AM (QupBk)

412
This game is over.
49ers will play the Seattle Seahawks in Seattle.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 11:19 AM (gYIst)

413 Cam trying to be the hero...

Posted by: Havedash at January 12, 2014 11:19 AM (G1XMn)

414 401 I may have misconstrued. It happens. I'm old and I drink. Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 03:12 PM (8lmkt) Good Forty Niner fan here, working on second bottle of bubbles. First was a rare Sea Smoke sparkler, now it's Duval Leroy Champagne. Against the Pack it was large format Chardonnay.

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 11:20 AM (Fp9Vt)

415 What's with the annoying camera angle in the shade?!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2014 11:20 AM (LhAqq)

416 That google commercial always pisses me off because my dog died while I was in college and my parents didn't tell me until I got home in the summer. I was like what the hell guys!!!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2014 11:21 AM (WdbF7)

417 Any athlete that plays football, from HS on up has a bit of an ego. They have to. It's a nasty game. This.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Payton at January 12, 2014 11:21 AM (KgFhV)

418 Bud Grant ran some humble teams. I loved his admonition to those that would score TD's. "Act like you've been there before." A lesson lost on this generation of overpaid narcissists. I hate all of the showboating shit. The NFL is rapidly becoming the all but unwatchable NBA.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 11:22 AM (jucos)

419 So apparently Auburn was stealing plays from FSU's signal-calling during the championship game. As they say in The Wire, it's all in the game, but let's not pretend Auburn suddenly because a defensive juggernaut and shit. It should have been a blowout.

Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2014 11:23 AM (fOFYL)

420 "...and my parents didn't tell me until I got home in the summer." Should have told you the dog was on the roof?

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 11:23 AM (AW7Gr)

421 "I don't look for humility in pro athletes. The braggadocio is part of the process."

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Really?

Posted by: Joe Montana, Tom Brady, Steve Young, Peyton Manning... at January 12, 2014 11:25 AM (celt+)

422 This game is over.
49ers will play the Seattle Seahawks in Seattle.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 03:19 PM (gYIst)

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Sad, but I think you're right. There's blood in the water now and it ain't the Niners'.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 11:25 AM (J2hNB)

423 That google commercial always pisses me off because my dog died while I was in college and my parents didn't tell me until I got home in the summer. I was like what the hell guys!!!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2014 03:21 PM (WdbF7)

____________________

I was on a Canoe Trip in the BWCA when my Great Grandmother died. I missed everything. My parents had a hell of a time telling me when I returned. I thought they were joking.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 11:25 AM (jucos)

424 Gore is tailor fit for this situation.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2014 11:26 AM (KgFhV)

425 logprof! What do you think of the Winnipeg Jets canning Claude Noel?

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 11:27 AM (HBIUw)

426 hmm, that would be an interesting situation if the sitting president with dependent children were to go through a divorce while in office. I think they would probably wait until he's out of office, but does make you think how that legal process would work. Posted by: not the mama at January 12, 2014 03:18 PM (5dxeo) who knows if this is true, but... 1) mooch doesn't have the class to wait, nor the temperament 2) they were so loudly touted by the left media as the "perfect family." Yeah, never was. Never will be. They talked about their daughters weight on camera, and they trashed their daughter's grades on camera. Who does that?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 11:27 AM (IXrOn)

427 CoJ, don't wanna break your heart, but I am not now, and have never been, a ginger.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 11:27 AM (8lmkt)

428 Cam's been looking nervous from the start. Like he's trying to keep himself calm, but it's not working. He needs to find his focus, or it's over.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 11:28 AM (IXrOn)

429 Well done. It's no secret. If you want to win in the NFL, you have to learn how to stop the clock.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 12, 2014 11:28 AM (g4Xri)

430 Panthers are about to get a "Dose of Dickerson" This is what John Madden called it when the 4th quarter would consist of Eric chewing up the clock. Frank Gore is one of the most underrated players in the game. Hardest working and undemonstrative, too.

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 11:29 AM (Fp9Vt)

431 As they say in The Wire, it's all in the game, but let's not pretend Auburn suddenly because a defensive juggernaut and shit. It should have been a blowout. Heh. Timely, right after the "Act like you've been there before." So congratulations again on number 3.

Posted by: toby928© glances at Alabama's 15 claimed and 4 unclaimed at January 12, 2014 11:29 AM (QupBk)

432 Mooch would never give up Air Force One!

Posted by: nannyhag at January 12, 2014 11:29 AM (39IHH)

433 Hmm. I'm thinking that SF is not letting off on the gas.

Posted by: toby928© glances at Alabama's 15 claimed and 4 unclaimed at January 12, 2014 11:29 AM (QupBk)

434 Nice run, straight up the middle, Gore! Crazy legs!

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 11:30 AM (AW7Gr)

435 Frank Gore sucks at chewing up the clock.

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 11:30 AM (Fp9Vt)

436 /off taunting sock

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:30 AM (QupBk)

437 Good Forty Niner fan here, working on second bottle of bubbles. First was a rare Sea Smoke sparkler, now it's Duval Leroy Champagne.

You drink champagne for football games? {speechless}

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 11:30 AM (8lmkt)

438 425 logprof! What do you think of the Winnipeg Jets canning Claude Noel? Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 03:27 PM (HBIUw) --WTF? You're shitting me, right? [checks nhl.com] Damn. I'm sorry, but I think ownership was caving in to fans baying for blood. They think the owners acquired the Blackhawks or the Penguins instead of the Atlanta Thrashers.

Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2014 11:30 AM (fOFYL)

439 You've heard of Minnie the Moocher?
Let me explain Maxi the Moocher.

Posted by: nannyhag at January 12, 2014 11:31 AM (39IHH)

440 Yeah, really. The reason guys like that are considered "special" is because they have a reputation for NOT being the norm. Michael Jordan was the most arrogant sum bitch to ever hit a court. The norm is high-ego, and it's very rare to find a superstar who reflexively defers.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 11:31 AM (3a8yY)

441 Good Forty Niner fan here, working on second bottle of bubbles. First
was a rare Sea Smoke sparkler, now it's Duval Leroy Champagne.

You drink champagne for football games? {speechless}

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 03:30 PM (8lmkt)

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Forget it Peaches. It's San Franciscotown

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 11:31 AM (jucos)

442
Al Gore never struck me as that good of a runner, but that was pretty good.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 11:32 AM (n0DEs)

443 Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand

The first time I saw that ad, I could not believe it. Absolutely horrible, what were they thinking?

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 11:32 AM (8lmkt)

444 Andy Reid finally speaks!

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 11:32 AM (Fp9Vt)

445 Not too long ago the Niners had a Gore on the team, and a Bush.

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 11:32 AM (AW7Gr)

446 You drink champagne for football games? {speechless} When they start at 10AM!!! {super talky}

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 11:33 AM (Fp9Vt)

447 OK, Nissan. I fucking get it. Cars can't really jump on trains. Thanks for pointing that out for the bazillionth fucking time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2014 11:33 AM (o9Rp5)

448

427>> but you are sassy, and like all the other 'ettes, I am sure you're hawt. So, there! At least we can keep our souls!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 11:33 AM (zEeUf)

449 Do you guys like this trend of commercials as mini-plays? I liked the Ed Norton 48 hours one, but just because I liked the Fight Club vibe.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:33 AM (QupBk)

450 Frank Gore is one of the most underrated players in the game. Hardest working and undemonstrative, too. Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 03:29 PM (Fp9Vt) Gore suffered through a lot of bad seasons with the Niners along with Vernon Davis. Glad to see that he's on a winner now

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 11:34 AM (aTXUx)

451 Cam's been looking nervous from the start. Like he's trying to keep himself calm, but it's not working.

He needs to find his focus, or it's over.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 03:28 PM (IXrOn)

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I know there's still half the 4th quarter left, but for the Panthers.......it's over.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 11:35 AM (J2hNB)

452 Must hold to a FG. Must.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:35 AM (QupBk)

453 I would watch the Ed Norton one as a movie. I've seen worse plot lines

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 11:35 AM (zOTsN)

454 Don Cherry last night: http://tinyurl.com/nyx8jyx *** Holy cow! What a mess! Here's a pic of Sharpe from last week. http://bit.ly/JSEbyJ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 11:36 AM (DmNpO)

455 Carolina is listening, Andy Reid!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 11:36 AM (aTXUx)

456 Cam needs a bigger pimp cane.

Posted by: Havedash at January 12, 2014 11:36 AM (G1XMn)

457 Joe Buck has a ten head

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 11:36 AM (zOTsN)

458 Andy Reid now on other sideline. Why isn't he on the blog?

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 11:36 AM (Fp9Vt)

459 Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2014 03:30 PM (fOFYL) At least the players are admitting they are the ones to blame. On the other hand, if the players are no longer responding to the coach, sometimes you have to get rid of the coach. Tomorrow night's game will be very interesting to watch.

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 11:37 AM (HBIUw)

460 >>>Mooch would never give up Air Force One!<<<

When Michelle gets a boob job, it's over.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2014 11:37 AM (TKFmG)

461 Here's a pic of Sharpe from last week.

http://bit.ly/JSEbyJ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 03:36 PM (DmNpO)

Wow, really goes with the background. The man knows his camouflage.

Posted by: Baracker Obamer at January 12, 2014 11:38 AM (IPz9m)

462

Keep talking smack Carolina, maybe the clock will run out sooner.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2014 11:38 AM (gaOtJ)

463 OK, Nissan. I fucking get it. Cars can't really jump on trains. Thanks for pointing that out for the bazillionth fucking time. *** Chevy aired an ad earlier that might actually have a hope of appealing to women. Instead of using beefcake or pink or frill.... they advertised a truck and a woman pulling her horse trailer. Very nice.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 11:38 AM (DmNpO)

464 OK, Nissan. I fucking get it. Cars can't really jump on trains. Thanks for pointing that out for the bazillionth fucking time. This.

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 11:38 AM (Fp9Vt)

465 ok no hardees. decided to go to five guys instead

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 12, 2014 11:38 AM (Ae28/)

466 so just a field goal. Its only a two score lead. It can be done

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 11:38 AM (zOTsN)

467 Shannon Sharpe just doesn't have the face for the bow tie. He looks like a thin tie man to me.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:39 AM (QupBk)

468
Key stop there for Panthers. Keeps the hopes of a thrilling finish anyway.

Yesterdays games were yawners.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 11:39 AM (n0DEs)

469 Don Cherry last night: http://tinyurl.com/nyx8jyx *** Holy cow! What a mess! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 03:36 PM (DmNpO) That's normal.

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 11:39 AM (HBIUw)

470 Andy Reids been banned?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 11:40 AM (jucos)

471 I know there's still half the 4th quarter left, but for the Panthers.......it's over. *** The FSU/Auburn games teaches us that it isn't over til it's over.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 11:40 AM (DmNpO)

472 At least Cam is well rested now.

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 11:40 AM (AW7Gr)

473 The FSU/Auburn games teaches us that it isn't over til it's over.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 03:40 PM (DmNpO)

that right there . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 11:41 AM (8lmkt)

474 At least Cam is well rested now. I see you're a half-full kind of guy.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:41 AM (QupBk)

475 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 03:36 PM (DmNpO) Wish I could pull off a velvet suit. Can't hate on the Nissan commercial other than MIA as it means more Sarah Shahi on TV (she's the one driving)

Posted by: The Dude at January 12, 2014 11:41 AM (vJdyz)

476 The Panthers never win anything. They didn't win Jack or Squat when I was a kid either. Of course that was back in the 60's and 70's.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 11:41 AM (jucos)

477 431 As they say in The Wire, it's all in the game, but let's not pretend Auburn suddenly because a defensive juggernaut and shit. It should have been a blowout. Heh. Timely, right after the "Act like you've been there before." So congratulations again on number 3. Posted by: toby928Â© glances at Alabama's 15 claimed and 4 unclaimed at January 12, 2014 03:29 PM (QupBk) --Ah, the 'Bama "fan" who cheers for Auburn out of ersatz $EC "solidarity" weighs in.

Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2014 11:41 AM (fOFYL)

478 So whose fans are those supposed to be?

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:41 AM (QupBk)

479 HA! http://usat.ly/1ahV0JV

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 11:41 AM (DmNpO)

480 When Michelle gets a boob job, it's over.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2014 03:37 PM (TKFmG)

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Either that or when Baraka starts refering to her as "the bitch with the big ass", it's over. (Or, he's just complimenting Reggie.)

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 11:42 AM (J2hNB)

481 Shannon Sharpe has the face for radio

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 11:43 AM (jucos)

482 This look of Sharpe's is even worse http://bit.ly/19n1cFn

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 11:43 AM (DmNpO)

483 The Panthers never win anything. They didn't win Jack or Squat when I was a kid either. Of course that was back in the 60's and 70's.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 03:41 PM (jucos)

I could swear I heard earlier that the team has only been in existence since 1995. But, I'm old and I drink, could have heard that wrong . . . ??

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 11:43 AM (8lmkt)

484 FLOTUS got a boob job. Sadly its on her forehead

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 11:43 AM (zOTsN)

485 oh, wait, I get it, Truck. where the fuck is my beer . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 11:44 AM (8lmkt)

486 Wish I could pull off a velvet suit. *** How about Seersucker?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 11:44 AM (DmNpO)

487 Shannon Sharpe looks pretty good but he reminds me of those big statues on Easter Island.

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 11:44 AM (AW7Gr)

488 Hey Cam! You don't have ten seconds to throw the ball.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2014 11:44 AM (o9Rp5)

489 Fortunately, Sharpe is now only the second-most prolific TE in NFL history.

Posted by: Tony Gonzalez at January 12, 2014 11:44 AM (fOFYL)

490 FLOTUS got a boob job. Sadly its on her forehead *** Her boob was twice elected POTUS

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 11:45 AM (DmNpO)

491 This look of Sharpe's is even worse

http://bit.ly/19n1cFn

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 03:43 PM (DmNpO)

that is fuckin' hilarious!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 11:45 AM (8lmkt)

492
Cam is sucking wind. He's pooped.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 11:45 AM (gYIst)

493 FLOTUS and Joe Buck have a baby, how big would the forehead be?

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 11:46 AM (zOTsN)

494 --Ah, the 'Bama "fan" who cheers for Auburn out of ersatz $EC "solidarity" weighs in. I'll have you know that it's legit solidarity. That was a good hardhitting game. SEC teams have to play five of those just to win their division. But seriously, as I noted, I wouldn't have wanted to play this years FSU team for the championship. I was hoping for a Saban Deal with the Devil game, like the last two years, against Ohio State. Alas, his contract must have expired.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:46 AM (QupBk)

495 Heh, Shannon Sharpe is along with Elway and most of the WNBA a founding member of the "Horse Family" on Jim Rome. I still find it hard to believe he's Sterling's brother. Mailman's son, mayhaps?

Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2014 11:46 AM (fOFYL)

496
wow what a break for the Pantiers

Cam has feet of clay, right now.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 11:46 AM (gYIst)

497 In what universe is Kaepernick black? He's clearly majority Caucasian descent, probably 70%+. A DNA test would put his African heritage probably at 20-25% max. Stupid one drop rule still being enforced.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 11:46 AM (ZPrif)

498 Harbaugh pirouettes in rage!

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 11:47 AM (zOTsN)

499
what a bs penalty.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2014 11:47 AM (n0DEs)

500 Shannon Sharpe looks pretty good but he reminds me of those big statues on Easter Island.

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 03:44 PM (AW7Gr)

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^^THIS^^

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 11:47 AM (jucos)

501
the fat lady just sung

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2014 11:47 AM (gYIst)

502 Newton Picked. It's over.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:47 AM (QupBk)

503 9er pick!

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 11:47 AM (AW7Gr)

504 ummm. Stick a fork in it

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 11:48 AM (zOTsN)

505 Can you imagine the logistical nightmare if the Obamas split while he's still in office? Who gets custody? Does Michelle stay in DC? Depending on the custody arrangement, do they pull the kids out of Sidwell (particularly the eldest, who's a high school junior, if I recall) and move them elsewhere? Would Michelle's mom want to leave her cushy digs at the White House? Furthermore, how much of a settlement would be paid for by the taxpayer? She'd definitely have the Secret Service detail. But I'm sure Michelle would get a private plane out of it. Not AF1-level, of course, but a plane at her disposal regardless.

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 11:48 AM (HBIUw)

506 But seriously, as I noted, I wouldn't have wanted to play this years FSU team for the championship. I was hoping for a Saban Deal with the Devil game, like the last two years, against Ohio State. Alas, his contract must have expired. Posted by: toby928Â© at January 12, 2014 03:46 PM (QupBk) --I still haven't forgiven Ohio State for beating Arizona State in '97 and handing over the championship to the Gaytors.

Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2014 11:49 AM (fOFYL)

507 FIGARO FIGARO FIGAROOOOOOOO

Posted by: Fat Lady at January 12, 2014 11:49 AM (jucos)

508 This place is nuts. I was in my backyard and heard intense yelling from several nearby units.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2014 11:50 AM (VGDJR)

509 just a reminder, whether they stay together or split, we are stuck with these assholes until Jan 2017. Three more fucking years, plus five days. You're welcome

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 11:50 AM (zOTsN)

510 505 Vendette To this day I have never gotten an answer as to why the mother in law gets to live in the White House.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2014 11:50 AM (P6QsQ)

511 I'm beginning to see why I'm personally losing interest in the NFL. I have no interest in this particular game so I'm watching this objectively. The 49ers used to be a classy organization. They've now followed the lead of their coach and become a bunch of classless showboat thugs. Much like the rest of the league I suppose but Harbaugh seems to take it to new levels. Much like he former Detroit coach did. In the end it's all just entertainment and, quite frankly, it's not really very entertaining anymore. How sad.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 12, 2014 11:50 AM (KArqF)

512 Game is over. I will allow myself a beer.

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 11:50 AM (AW7Gr)

513 That was a beautiful interception. Couldn't have thrown it any better, myself.

Posted by: Eli Manning at January 12, 2014 11:50 AM (WUI3p)

514 I feel sorry for Cam Newton though. It looked to me like the 9ers jumped and that stuff happens anyway.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2014 11:50 AM (VGDJR)

515 Hide under that towel, Cam. You deserve it!

Posted by: Havedash at January 12, 2014 11:51 AM (G1XMn)

516 Furthermore, how much of a settlement would be paid for by the taxpayer? She'd definitely have the Secret Service detail. But I'm sure Michelle would get a private plane out of it. Not AF1-level, of course, but a plane at her disposal regardless.

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 03:48 PM (HBIUw)

Wait, why would the taxpayers be on the hook for anything in their divorce? wtf??

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 11:51 AM (IPz9m)

517

It should never come to pass that a team with Baby Blue so prominently displayed in their color scheme ever win the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 11:51 AM (jucos)

518 I guess I should sing now

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 12, 2014 11:51 AM (aTXUx)

519 just a reminder, whether they stay together or split, we are stuck with these assholes until Jan 2017. Three more fucking years, plus five days. You're welcome **** I expect November 2016-January 2017 to be Biblical. Fire and brimstone type of shit going down.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 11:52 AM (DmNpO)

520 WNBA's premiere franchise, the LA Sparks, folded up shop last week and fired everybody with no notice. WNBA is trying to scramble to find somebody, anybody, to take over the team. WNBA is trying to give away their premiere franchise, for free, and so far no takers. Cause it's free, but you lose a couple million every year in operating costs. Still crazy people keep operating the league as a charity for almost 20 years now.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 11:52 AM (ZPrif)

521 How tall is Joe Buck? Not very.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2014 11:52 AM (P6QsQ)

522 This loss will knock me out of the parlay.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:52 AM (QupBk)

523 "Yeah, really. The reason guys like that are considered "special" is because they have a reputation for NOT being the norm. Michael Jordan was the most arrogant sum bitch to ever hit a court. The norm is high-ego, and it's very rare to find a superstar who reflexively defers."

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Yes, they all have egos.

No, they do not all act like grandiose, self-congratulatory fucksticks on the field.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 11:53 AM (celt+)

524 way to fuck it all up, Cam . . . here's a tip for you (just the tip), learn how to break the plane when it's inches to a TD.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 11:53 AM (8lmkt)

525 That was a beautiful interception. Couldn't have thrown it any better, myself. Posted by: Eli Manning at January 12, 2014 03:50 PM (WUI3p) **** Ha! You jackass, whomever you are.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 11:53 AM (DmNpO)

526 Turn out the lights. The party's over....

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 12, 2014 11:54 AM (V70Uh)

527 Wait, why would the taxpayers be on the hook for anything in their divorce? wtf??

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 03:51 PM (IPz9m)

__________________

Because their Black yo...

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 11:54 AM (jucos)

528 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 03:51 PM (jucos) You mean deep cyan and not baby blue No homo

Posted by: The Dude at January 12, 2014 11:54 AM (vJdyz)

529 I was a big NFL fan years back. not so much anymore, the "culture" that has taken over the game sucks. I agree they will go the way of the NBA. come to think of it, that "culture" is almost inescapable. I'm more NHL anyway.

Posted by: seamrog at January 12, 2014 11:54 AM (BkR3x)

530 "I expect November 2016-January 2017 to be Biblical.

Fire and brimstone type of shit going down."

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

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What's the odds on him pardoning Mumia Abu-Jamal? 110%?

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 11:54 AM (celt+)

531 It should never come to pass that a team with Baby Blue so prominently displayed in their color scheme ever win the Super Bowl. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 03:51 PM (jucos) Amen.

Posted by: Houston Oilers and San Diego Chargers at January 12, 2014 11:54 AM (fOFYL)

532 just a reminder, whether they stay together or split, we are stuck with these assholes until Jan 2017. Three more fucking years, plus five days. You're welcome

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 03:50 PM (zOTsN)

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Oh, whether they stay in the WH after 2017 or have to leave, they'll be around for a loooooonnnnng looooooonnnng time.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 11:55 AM (J2hNB)

533 513 That was a beautiful interception. Couldn't have thrown it any better, myself. Posted by: Eli Manning at January 12, 2014 03:50 PM (WUI3p) Nobody throws beautiful spiralling pics better than me!

Posted by: Tony Romo at January 12, 2014 11:55 AM (aTXUx)

534 Oh yeah, NHL, there is some civilized sports right there. LOL!

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2014 11:55 AM (AW7Gr)

535 I wonder if the SS will still get Barry his weed in retirement.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:56 AM (QupBk)

536 493 FLOTUS and Joe Buck have a baby, how big would the forehead be? Both possess fiveheads. Math... It would be a tenhead.

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 11:56 AM (Fp9Vt)

537 If only they had called more timeouts.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 12, 2014 11:56 AM (Ae28/)

538 Who said they did? The fact is that not all athletes will be all things to all people. I take the braggarts with the Tebows and just enjoy the sport.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 11:56 AM (3a8yY)

539 Wait, why would the taxpayers be on the hook for anything in their divorce? wtf?? Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 03:51 PM (IPz9m) Through January 2017: Her own plane. Extra Secret Service costs if she has her own place, since they'll have to establish a permanent presence there. She'll probably still want staff and a travel budget. Personally, I think we'll see a continuance of what's happening now: They're apart a lot and she still fulfills the duties of first lady as needed.

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 11:57 AM (HBIUw)

540 I was just thinking about you Mr Reid

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 11:57 AM (zOTsN)

541 520 WNBA's premiere franchise, the LA Sparks, folded up shop last week and fired everybody with no notice. WNBA is trying to scramble to find somebody, anybody, to take over the team. WNBA is trying to give away their premiere franchise, for free, and so far no takers. Cause it's free, but you lose a couple million every year in operating costs. Still crazy people keep operating the league as a charity for almost 20 years now. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 03:52 PM (ZPrif) --Heh, sounds like what happened to Newsweak. But yeah, even the Phoenix Coyotes are solvent compared to the WNBA.

Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2014 11:57 AM (fOFYL)

542 TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 12, 2014 11:57 AM (jucos)

543 My best friend panties fan. I've told him every year that Cam is just eat up with the dumb, and that might be fine for a safety or running back but ultimately you need your qb to make SMART plays and not athletic plays. I fear that my guy is in for heartbreak until the post Newton era. But I laugh.

Posted by: traye at January 12, 2014 11:57 AM (FHGdN)

544 "Would Michelle's mom want to leave her cushy digs at the White House?"

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Not while there's still a staff there to make miserable.

Probably sets her alarm for 3am just to ring for a meal.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 11:58 AM (celt+)

545 The divorced wife of POTUS has no official duties.

No plane.

Yes on Secret Service. but why? Someone want to kidnap her and extort him to do something? Not a strong bargaining position.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 12, 2014 11:58 AM (V70Uh)

546 In other niche sport news, MLS (Major League Soccer) is about to see their TV rights fees at least double as Fox and ESPN are bidding for their rights. NBC has already bowed out. It's not much compared to the big sports like NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, Nascar. But their TV rights will go from about $30M per year to about $70M. When they started they were basically giving their games away for free just to get them on TV and drum up interest. Premier League (English soccer) matches get better ratings in America than MLS matches do. MLS keeps growing though. The new TV contract will mean much higher salaries and better players. WNBA, meanwhile, will still be a charity case league if it still exists a decade from now.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 11:58 AM (ZPrif)

547 I'm glad Charlotte can lay this painful loss at Cam's feet. Maybe it'll humble the pouty puss some.

Posted by: Havedash at January 12, 2014 11:59 AM (G1XMn)

548 chances of a brawl at the end of the game??

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 11:59 AM (zOTsN)

549 so SF vs Seattle then?

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 12, 2014 11:59 AM (Ae28/)

550

The WNBA needs the supports of every single lesbian on the planet, and even then it will not be enough to keep them afloat.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 11:59 AM (jucos)

551 538 Who said they did? The fact is that not all athletes will be all things to all people. I take the braggarts with the Tebows and just enjoy the sport. Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 03:56 PM (3a8yY) --Exactly. Expecting to root for a team with no braggarts is like expecting to marry a hot woman who has not seen any dick.

Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2014 11:59 AM (fOFYL)

552 I make the chance 1 in 3.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 11:59 AM (QupBk)

553 Andy Reid, Jim Harbaugh hears you.

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 12:00 PM (Fp9Vt)

554 Good Forty Niner fan here, working on second bottle of bubbles. First was a rare Sea Smoke sparkler, now it's Duval Leroy Champagne. Not a big fan of champagne, but we tried a bottle of one of the Duval Leroy's this New Year's. Really good bottle.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 12:00 PM (IXrOn)

555 chances of end of game brawl resulting in suspensions for the next game?

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 12:00 PM (zOTsN)

556 Personally, I think we'll see a continuance of what's happening now: They're apart a lot and she still fulfills the duties of first lady as needed.

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 03:57 PM (HBIUw)

But if they divorce, she's not FLOTUS anymore...

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 12:00 PM (IPz9m)

557 Those are seriously mutant arms for a QB.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 12:00 PM (QupBk)

558 "1) mooch doesn't have the class to wait, nor the temperament"

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This. In fact, she strikes me as the imperious type who likes to cause as much trouble as possible.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 12:01 PM (celt+)

559 WNBA's premiere franchise, the LA Sparks, folded up shop last week and fired everybody with no notice. How in the world did I miss that? Oh, that's right, I read the Sports section and not Entertainment.

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2014 12:01 PM (FcR7P)

560 Okay. Off to get a rack of ribs for the BIG game.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2014 12:01 PM (J2hNB)

561 Here's a pic of Sharpe from last week. http://bit.ly/JSEbyJ Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 03:36 PM (DmNpO) O. Now I C.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 12:01 PM (IXrOn)

562 If my grandmother saw Newton's slouching posture, she'd slap him upside the head. Especially if he tried to pull that shit in church.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2014 12:01 PM (TKFmG)

563 Kap boos Andy Lee. Hilarious.

Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2014 12:02 PM (Fp9Vt)

564 But if they divorce, she's not FLOTUS anymore... What does it make me?

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 12, 2014 12:02 PM (FcR7P)

565 Expecting to root for a team with no braggarts is like expecting to marry a hot woman who has not seen any dick. It can be done.

Posted by: Kevin Grandalski at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (WUI3p)

566 Expecting to root for a team with no braggarts is like expecting to marry a hot woman who has not seen any dick. It can be done.

Posted by: Kevin Grandalski at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (WUI3p)

567 I lose in this one, is there anyone left in the knockout tournament? If so, pick your San Diego vs. Denver winner now.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (3a8yY)

568 toby they bother me.....he's an ectomorph....and that much bulk on him looks creepy

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 46 days until spring training at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (u8GsB)

569 Classy move there, that fake punt. Coach's call?

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (KArqF)

570 I lose in this one, is there anyone left in the knockout tournament? If so, pick your San Diego vs. Denver winner now.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (3a8yY)

571 Expecting to root for a team with no braggarts is like expecting to marry a hot woman who has not seen any dick. It can be done.

Posted by: Kevin Grandalski at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (WUI3p)

572 I lose in this one, is there anyone left in the knockout tournament? If so, pick your San Diego vs. Denver winner now.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (3a8yY)

573 Now it that play had worked, there might have been a brawl.

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (QupBk)

574 Classy move there, that fake punt. Coach's call?

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (KArqF)

575 559 WNBA's premiere franchise, the LA Sparks, folded up shop last week and fired everybody with no notice. How in the world did I miss that? Oh, that's right, I read the Sports section and not Entertainment. Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2014 04:01 PM (FcR7P) --LMAO, I just recalled a Saskatchewan (yes, SK) sports columnist who a few years ago wrote about Cheryl Swoopes of the WNBA coming out as a lesbian: "I am shocked and surprised. I had no idea the WNBA was still around."

Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (fOFYL)

576 The MLS is very popular with the "immigrant" community here in DC. Tune into the highlights on the news and you would think they were broadcasting from Honduras. Tickets must be relatively inexpensive.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (jucos)

577 If they get divorced does that make Reggie first man?

Posted by: traye at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (FHGdN)

578 The divorced wife of POTUS has no official duties. No plane. Yes on Secret Service. but why? Someone want to kidnap her and extort him to do something? Not a strong bargaining position. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 12, 2014 03:58 PM (V70Uh) I'm thinking along the lines of "mother of the president's children".

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 12:03 PM (HBIUw)

579 Jordan kept his crazy behavior off TV and out of the media mostly. Partly that was a different time with the sports press so in love with MJ that they would hide his flaws for him. In today's era of TMZ and Deadspin Jordan would probably have had more problems. I still like Jordan's reason for why he didn't take public positions on hot button political issues, he reportedly said, "Republicans buy shoes, too." I can respect that. I know he's a Democrat. I know he gives big money to Democrats. But he didn't insult me to my face why trying to sell me his shoes. I don't have a problem with left-wing athletes and actors and celebrities if they just don't insult me. I'll give them money if they are great at what they do, I can separate my appreciation for their athletic skill or acting abilities or nice tits. If they could just not insult me to my face while I'm handing over the money, that would be nice. Common courtesy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 12:04 PM (ZPrif)

580 Mercifully it ends.

You know the old saying.

"All's well that ends."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 12, 2014 12:04 PM (V70Uh)

581 wha??? double posts

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 12:05 PM (zOTsN)

582 Can you imagine a menopausal Mooch ?

Posted by: seamrog at January 12, 2014 12:05 PM (BkR3x)

583 "545 The divorced wife of POTUS has no official duties.

No plane."

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Hahahahahaha! This is Mooch - you bet your ass she'll get her plane. And the media will fall all over themselves over this "new frontier" of an ex-First Lady continuing in the position she so richly deserves after fulfilling it so inspirationally.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 12:05 PM (celt+)

584 FEED THE HAMSTERS!

Posted by: toby928© at January 12, 2014 12:05 PM (QupBk)

585 Premier League (English soccer) matches get better ratings in America than MLS matches do.

MLS keeps growing though. The new TV contract will mean much higher salaries and better players.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 03:58 PM (ZPrif)

Yeah NBC has paid through the nose to get all premier league games, plus they will have NASCAR coming up. I can see ESPN shelling out a little bit of cash, since Fox has the world cup in 18 and 22 along with the champions league. Fox is already pissed about the 2022 world cup being moved to the winter.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2014 12:05 PM (WdbF7)

586 she is 50 right? She prolly is menopausal

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 12:06 PM (zOTsN)

587 But if they divorce, she's not FLOTUS anymore...

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 04:00 PM (IPz9m)

True, but can you see Congress objecting to her continuing to spend taxpayers' money as though she is?

Posted by: Retread at January 12, 2014 12:06 PM (cHwk5)

588 CBS pregame show is on: Nothing shocking to report in the Shannon Sharpe attire department.

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 12:06 PM (HBIUw)

589 San Fran deserved the win.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 12:07 PM (IXrOn)

590 I am 0-3 so far this weekend.

I want SD to win, but I won't put any money on it.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 12, 2014 12:07 PM (V70Uh)

591 What does it make me?

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 12, 2014 04:02 PM (FcR7P)

BBOTUS?

(Butt Buddy of...)

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 12:07 PM (IPz9m)

592 I really enjoy watching Australian Rules Football on one of the lesser ESPN channels. Now THOSE guys are athletes. Great fun to watch.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 12:07 PM (jucos)

593 i was out yesterday but i'll pick anyway chargers!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 46 days until spring training at January 12, 2014 12:08 PM (u8GsB)

594 True, but can you see Congress objecting to her continuing to spend taxpayers' money as though she is? Posted by: Retread at January 12, 2014 04:06 PM (cHwk5) Sure, in the appropriations bill that includes the White House Congress could try to limit or restrict the amount of money spent on her in the occasion of a divorce. That would be a media field day, though.

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 12:09 PM (HBIUw)

595 have you ever seen collegiate level Rugby? The best team is from some chiropractic college in NV. I have never seen guys like that in my life. Oh. My. God.

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 12:09 PM (zOTsN)

596 Pam Oliver's hair. Why? On purpose?

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 12:10 PM (zOTsN)

597 Wes Welker's special Don Bebe helmet is almost as big as my own melon.

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 12, 2014 12:11 PM (7icSB)

598 Premier League (English soccer) matches get better ratings in America than MLS matches do. Couple of really good matches this morning. Hate that NBC got the feed, yeah.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 12:12 PM (IXrOn)

599 chiropractic college? That way when you get carried off the field, they can fix you right up immediately and get you back in the game.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 12, 2014 12:12 PM (V70Uh)

600 "It takes leather balls to play Rugby."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 12, 2014 12:12 PM (V70Uh)

601 We really need a new football thread to get rid of this stretch ....

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2014 12:12 PM (IXrOn)

602 I actually think professional rugby could succeed in America. They are trying. They are trying to follow the model soccer did and will probably play in the same smaller, more intimate, stadiums that MLS does. For now they are trying to build around Olympic Rugby which is new in 2016. Sevens, not full Rugby, but still. Niche sports are interesting. Professional lacrosse has tried for 20+ years and still hasn't broken out. There are two pro lacrosse leagues in America, NLL and MLL, one indoor, one outdoor. As long as they keep costs low they can survive though as a niche, regional sport. They've tried to expand more in college, but keep getting cock-blocked by Title IX.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 12:13 PM (ZPrif)

603 I watched a little bit of MLS game once, it basically consisted of the players kicking the ball 100 feet up in the air anytime one of them touched the ball.

At least the dirty Brits know how to play the damn game.

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 12:14 PM (IPz9m)

604 have you ever seen collegiate level Rugby? The best team is from some chiropractic college in NV. I have never seen guys like that in my life. Oh. My. God.

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 04:09 PM (zOTsN)

____________________

I played collegiate level Intramural Rugby. Great fun. Initially I showed up for the beer and community, but I learned to love the game... and it was a great workout. I think you are talking about Palmer College's Rugby Club.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 12:14 PM (jucos)

605 I love Rugby

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 12:14 PM (zOTsN)

606 Major thing MLS has accomplished is the infrastructure, these smaller stadiums that can succeed with 20-30k fans instead of 100k like in football. Other niche outdoor sports will benefit from this infrastructure. The also make nice outdoor concert venues, better than the giant NFL stadiums usually since few bands can attract an NFL stadium sized crowd.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 12:17 PM (ZPrif)

607 Shannon Sharpe has worn that shirt and tie before.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 12, 2014 12:18 PM (V70Uh)

608 I have an afternoon playoff thread in the hopper but need to wait a little while to post it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 12:20 PM (DmNpO)

609 It's interesting to look at the physical infrastructure for sports. It's a real commitment when a city builds dedicated infrastructure for that sport. Of course, on a pure land area and value basis, golf really leaves it's mark on the land. Part of the success of NBA/NHL arenas is they are so flexible compared to outdoor stadiums. A barrier to cricket or Australian Rules Football taking off in America is the playing field is too large for our existing outdoor stadiums. A standard NFL or college football stadium is too small, a cricket pitch can't fit inside it.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 12:21 PM (ZPrif)

610 ettes give yourself at little treat and search images of the French Rugby team

Posted by: thunderb at January 12, 2014 12:22 PM (zOTsN)

611
The Hopper!

Posted by: Youse Guys at January 12, 2014 12:22 PM (n0DEs)

612 Niche sports are interesting. Professional lacrosse has tried for 20+ years and still hasn't broken out. There are two pro lacrosse leagues in America, NLL and MLL, one indoor, one outdoor.

As long as they keep costs low they can survive though as a niche, regional sport.

They've tried to expand more in college, but keep getting cock-blocked by Title IX.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 04:13 PM (ZPrif)

Lacrosse is finally making it out here on the west coast. First youth league has been up and running a few years, high schools now playing it as a club sport. I think the fewer sports in the NCAA the better, they obviously can't get out of their own way and it's becoming a talent killer in many non revenue sports.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2014 12:23 PM (WdbF7)

613 AFC game almost here.... moar elbows http://tinyurl.com/kxfbsvb

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2014 12:24 PM (aTXUx)

614 If the 'ettes need a little treat, well, here ya go!

http://swoonworthy.net/fit-tuesday-clay-matthews/

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 12:24 PM (8lmkt)

615 What amazes me are Nascar racetracks. They take up huge, massive areas -- and yet only have one or two big race weekends a year. It's a tough business. NBA and NHL arenas have concerts and the circus and comedy acts when the team isn't in town. There's not many ways for a racetrack to make money. At least not big money, like they make the one or two weekends a year that Nascar comes to town. Pretty much have to make almost all your operating expenses on those few days.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 12:25 PM (ZPrif)

616 I'll never understand Title IX.... oh wait... it is a government program. There is nothing to understand.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 12:27 PM (jucos)

617 Title IX in a nutshell - vagina good, penis bad.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 12:28 PM (ZPrif)

618 so, is there some kindly cob who will bless us with a second thread for the second game?

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 12:30 PM (8lmkt)

619 because this one kinda smells like Cam Newton's flop sweat

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 12:31 PM (8lmkt)

620 Title IX is killing a lot of secondary sports like Lacrosse and Wrestling. Kids work real hard to excel in these sports only to be told they can't play when they get to college. It's pathetic.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 12, 2014 12:31 PM (jucos)

621 Yeah, Title IX killed lots of wrestling programs just as UFC showed a path to making real money from wrestling.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 12:32 PM (ZPrif)

622 "A barrier to cricket or Australian Rules Football taking off in America is the playing field is too large for our existing outdoor stadiums. A standard NFL or college football stadium is too small, a cricket pitch can't fit inside it."

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Yeah, that's what's keeping Aussie football and cricket from taking off in America. Lack of playing fields. ;-)

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 12, 2014 12:34 PM (celt+)

623 so, is there some kindly cob who will bless us with a second thread for the second game? Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 04:30 PM (8lmkt) NDH has one but is just waiting a bit to post it.

Posted by: Vendette at January 12, 2014 12:35 PM (HBIUw)

624 They can play in college if they want. It is a club sport. No scholarships. My daughter lettered in Women's Crew.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 12, 2014 12:36 PM (V70Uh)

625 so clever. a barrier, not the barrier. Obviously.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 12, 2014 12:36 PM (ZPrif)

626 NDH has one but is just waiting a bit to post it. *** Waiting out the no-stomp rule on the clock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 12:38 PM (DmNpO)

627 You are the awesomest, Niedermeyer!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 12:39 PM (8lmkt)

628 Can someone give a big heads-up when the new thread is upon us?

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 12, 2014 12:39 PM (7icSB)

629
Waiting out the no-stomp rule on the clock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 04:38 PM (DmNpO)

Be sure you don't take a knee or follow Andy Reid's advice.

Posted by: KG at January 12, 2014 12:40 PM (IPz9m)

630 You are the awesomest, Niedermeyer!!! ***** Awww shucks Peaches *shuffles feet*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 12:40 PM (DmNpO)

631 Can someone give a big heads-up when the new thread is upon us? *** 4:45

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2014 12:41 PM (DmNpO)

632 "Gore suffered through a lot of bad seasons with the Niners along with Vernon Davis. Glad to see that he's on a winner now" This. For years Gore was on crappy teams with lousy coaching and played every down like it was the 4th quarter of a tied Super Bowl. You can't ask more from an athlete.

Posted by: FOAF at January 12, 2014 12:41 PM (rZ7kp)

633 Way to go!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 12, 2014 12:43 PM (7icSB)

634 whoa, the new fb post got disappeared

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2014 12:53 PM (8lmkt)

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