October 30, 2012
— Dave in Texas She needs a hug.
Perhaps we should delay the election, on account of the hurricane and all.
If Obama is ahead right now, why wouldn't they want to close the deal a week from today? In a week, you can set up provisional balloting from the equipment in the back of the warehouse (paper, meet pencil), get generators in place, do all the necessary stuff to make sure voting can happen in a timely and on a constitutionally mandated date. Generators. Magical, earth-hating machines that are making electricity all over the northeast tonight.
It is completely possible to hold this election in seven days.
Hey MSNBCry, your guy is ahead? Why lose the advantage?
Unless, and I'm just spitballin here, your guy isn't ahead. And you're hoping/wishcasting/pleading that circumstances change, and somehow Obama can actually swing the momentum back to him. Three words:
He can't.
Let's ask America a more fun question. Would you like to see Obama campaign for another month?
This is desperation (and by desperation, I mean despair)
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Posted by: Scanner Dan at October 30, 2012 03:41 PM (i8uq+)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 30, 2012 04:01 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Jmel at October 30, 2012 04:02 PM (c+D8V)
Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at October 30, 2012 04:02 PM (xGX1p)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:03 PM (SAA1o)
I love it.
Posted by: Alex at October 30, 2012 04:03 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 30, 2012 04:04 PM (kbOju)
Posted by: The Lost Dutchman, Team Preference Cascade at October 30, 2012 04:04 PM (9F2c1)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:04 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 30, 2012 04:04 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: Ronster at October 30, 2012 04:05 PM (BvzwK)
Posted by: Truman North at October 30, 2012 04:07 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Gergly at October 30, 2012 04:07 PM (jKE+Z)
Fuck these pussies.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 30, 2012 04:08 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Nickie Goomba at October 30, 2012 04:09 PM (ex+u8)
I live in So California... looks like the Demtards are not to enthusiastic
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 30, 2012 04:09 PM (nTgAI)
MSNBC Anchor Criticizes RomneyÂ’s Storm Volunteerism: Red Cross DoesnÂ’t Want or Need Your Non-Monetary Donations
http://tinyurl.com/8prnpwy
Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2012 04:09 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Al at October 30, 2012 04:09 PM (aOAEM)
Posted by: BB King at October 30, 2012 04:09 PM (8qoXL)
Posted by: Red Shirt at October 30, 2012 04:09 PM (3p2TP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2012 04:09 PM (+tqYo)
Posted by: little miss spellcheck at October 30, 2012 04:10 PM (a5ljo)
My money is that MSNBC refuses to call it for Romney until January 21, 2013.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 30, 2012 04:10 PM (Gk3SS)
>>It is completely possible to hold this election in seven days.
I guess I can see that there will be some people who lost their homes who might not have an easy time getting back to their polling places, but that is not a number in the millions, maybe not even in the thousands.
Posted by: Mama AJ at October 30, 2012 04:10 PM (SUKHu)
True dat.
Delay the election and TFG will lose ALL 57 states.
Nearly true too.
Need to make #movetheelection a trender
Posted by: Al at October 30, 2012 04:10 PM (aOAEM)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2012 04:10 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 30, 2012 08:09 PM (nTgAI)
This hurts my feelings!
Posted by: Heidi The Cross-eyed Opossum aka Harry Reid at October 30, 2012 04:11 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:11 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 04:11 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: ET at October 30, 2012 04:11 PM (s72/N)
Only congress can change the election date, so he gets his lawyers to try and claim all the states effected by the storm voted D in 08, so obviously they would do the same this time.
Hence, JEF wins all the NE and mid west by default.
Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 30, 2012 04:11 PM (AREf/)
Posted by: Nickie Goomba at October 30, 2012 04:11 PM (ex+u8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2012 04:11 PM (+tqYo)
Fixed. Er. Wait.
My money is that MSNBC refuses to call it for Romney until January 21,
Posted by: Al at October 30, 2012 04:12 PM (aOAEM)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 04:12 PM (CA2NO)
So... you were born in the rapine and looting of Katrina?
Posted by: Al at October 30, 2012 04:13 PM (aOAEM)
Wait.
... Is that really what he calls it?!?
Posted by: Al at October 30, 2012 04:14 PM (aOAEM)
Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 04:14 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2012 04:15 PM (+tqYo)
Posted by: mugiwara at October 30, 2012 04:15 PM (xEtSD)
Think about it: The lefties all *know* they've lost, but we're in that sweet spot where they're all afraid to admit it, so we've got all this ridiculous spin coming out.
The meltdown on Tuesday night will be awesome to behold. Somebody needs to put the Hindenburg audio to a video of the MSNBC clowns when the election gets called beyond a doubt.
OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 30, 2012 04:15 PM (8qoXL)
Check out the Insty item on SF commies shitting their pants at the prospect of their Messiah becoming a customer of Bekins. Link in name.
Be sure to read the comments. They're hilarious - and disturbingly deranged.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 30, 2012 04:15 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 30, 2012 04:16 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:16 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: schizoid at October 30, 2012 04:16 PM (0Rebd)
Posted by: real joe at October 30, 2012 04:16 PM (PD2ad)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 04:16 PM (CA2NO)
Their dad might be persuaded to knock off the partying after the cash runs out. Maybe.
Posted by: Al at October 30, 2012 04:16 PM (aOAEM)
Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 04:16 PM (P6QsQ)
A friend close to Team Romney advises Oregon and Washington State are now fully in play and need to be moved to the swing state category.
Posted by: Calvin at October 30, 2012 04:17 PM (ufRwX)
Posted by: tasker at October 30, 2012 04:17 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 04:17 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2012 04:17 PM (j7iSn)
Obama? God no.
Biden? Sure.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 30, 2012 04:18 PM (z7916)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at October 30, 2012 04:18 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 04:18 PM (BUcLz)
Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 30, 2012 04:18 PM (X/+QT)
In a week, you can set up provisional balloting from the equipment in the back of the warehouse (paper, meet pencil), get generators in place, do all the necessary stuff to make sure voting can happen in a timely and on a constitutionally mandated date.
They spent the budget on Xerox machines, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2012 04:18 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows he is Eric Blair at October 30, 2012 04:19 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:19 PM (SAA1o)
The more time passes, the less popular Obama becomes. Time is not on his side.
However, a delay could facilitate election fraud.
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at October 30, 2012 04:19 PM (w41GQ)
Posted by: toby928© at October 30, 2012 04:19 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 30, 2012 04:20 PM (X/+QT)
Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 04:20 PM (P6QsQ)
The pro-Obama media are in full spin mode over this storm.
PraisingObama.
CBS didn't mention Romney's donations to the storm effort.
Posted by: Fresh at October 30, 2012 04:20 PM (O7ksG)
When you have lost the cocktail circuit obama cocksucking rhinos that kiss leftwing ass to get a free drink and a party invite, you can pretty much forget it.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 30, 2012 04:21 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 04:21 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 30, 2012 04:21 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: tasker at October 30, 2012 04:21 PM (r2PLg)
The blue states of NY, NJ, yada yada (Fire Island for heaven's sake!) were going to vote for him anyway. He will have those electoral votes. So give them all paper ballots with their food and water and get this over with. I say this sincerely. I helped give out hot meals at a Salvation Army place in 2005, wealthy people and others without power needed food. They will need it over the next week. Give them a ballot and tell them to mail it in if places won't have power. There is such a thing as, uh, GENERATORS, Andrea Pock-mark Mitchell (high definition teevee is not kind to her. Honey, there is also something called dermibrasion at any dermatologist or plastic surgeon. Seek their help. This is free advise from a former supermodel. You need help. Maybe it will help you not think like a Democrat leftie biased bitter hag).
Once the waters recede, the question I have is if there are enough National Guard in NYC or NJ to contain the riots when there is also not enough food and drinking water for a few days? I hope not, but after Katrina in NOLA, well...Not to be concerned, 5% of Newark has power (a place that was way scarier to me than New Orleans in daylight near Penn Station).
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 30, 2012 04:22 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 30, 2012 04:22 PM (9ghZ6)
Romney should flat-out ask one of them. "Andrea, these are all blue states, their votes aren't changing. I'd be perfectly happy doing your job in ferreting information out on Benghazi and correcting the jobs reports for another month, but the only way this helps your choice, Obama, is if you're suspending elections entirely. And you sound like you'd like to. Do you?"
The video would be priceless.
Posted by: Al at October 30, 2012 04:22 PM (aOAEM)
Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 08:20 PM (P6QsQ)
Saw on link above that the head of the RC rolls in close to a million a year....speaks well of the organization, and her underlings arent hurting either Im sure.
Posted by: Red Shirt at October 30, 2012 04:22 PM (3p2TP)
Posted by: Last conservative in IL at October 30, 2012 04:22 PM (P95Ja)
The constitution is a living document.
And obsolete anyways. No one cares what's written in it...
(Except constitutionalists.)
(Who are even worse than racists.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 08:19 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: schizoid at October 30, 2012 04:23 PM (0Rebd)
If they try this shit...delaying the Election...they are in for a firestorm.
The rest of the country is sorry to see their fellow countrymen suffering from this big storm...
But.
Out here in flyover country, we have had to deal with storms too.
We clean up and go on.
Let them try this.
The fallout will be...epic.
Posted by: wheatie at October 30, 2012 04:23 PM (ipkPX)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 30, 2012 04:23 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2012 04:24 PM (j7iSn)
I see bill clinton donated.
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 04:24 PM (GSuHj)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 30, 2012 04:24 PM (BJVEF)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 04:24 PM (CA2NO)
(It's a completely new phenomenon.)
(Due to global raping.)Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:25 PM (SAA1o)
"Andrea Mitchell makes the mistake of assuming that any and all donations must first go through the state-approved bureaucratic top-down Red Cross. It never occurs to her that said donations might be going to church pantries or relief missions directly in people's actual neighborhoods"
This -
Posted by: uncle joe at October 30, 2012 04:25 PM (mg8ch)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 04:25 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: tasker at October 30, 2012 04:25 PM (r2PLg)
As a rule, they know the needy families in the community and have the volunteers to run the drop offs.
Red Cross is a ripoff that parachutes in with no knowledge of the community.
Posted by: Phat at October 30, 2012 04:25 PM (caUD8)
Andrea Mitchell looks like a possum
Yeah, I hate people who've got that rodent thing going on.
Posted by: Gloria Allred at October 30, 2012 08:10 PM (U+DUu)
Valerie Jarret on line 1...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2012 08:15 PM (+tqYo)
That's a lot of ugly in one post
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 30, 2012 04:25 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 30, 2012 04:25 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows he is Eric Blair at October 30, 2012 04:26 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 04:26 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: real joe at October 30, 2012 04:27 PM (PD2ad)
Posted by: Obama's Lyin Hair at October 30, 2012 04:27 PM (9eDbm)
Organizers cancel final Mass. US Senate debate due to Hurricane
Aww -- and I was so looking forward to another evening of Warren spouting inanities and Brown auditioning for the role of Zombie Arlen Spector.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2012 04:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 04:27 PM (GSuHj)
Of course, Red Cross hacks can't dine out on used socks
I haven't given to them since their 9-11 relief fund donations were diverted to muzzie outreach programs
In 2003, the hacks also got caught embezzling funds meant for victims of the wildfires in San Diego
Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2012 04:27 PM (wwsoB)
This actually surprises me.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2012 04:27 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:27 PM (SAA1o)
All I can say is that after 4 years of this POS's record, if you still vote Democrat you are either:
1) In on the scam that is the Democratic Party and are nothing but a thief of other people's hard earned money. Or...
2) You are a hopeless retard.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 30, 2012 04:28 PM (BJVEF)
If enough of us do this maybe they will correct MSNBC and say that politics have no bearing on disaster relief. I will get to work on this tomorrow when I am not harassing MSM regarding Benghazi!
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 30, 2012 04:28 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 30, 2012 08:24 PM (BJVEF)
I live in California and avoid that place like the plague. I hate that hive with the heat of a thousand suns. There are actually lots of conservatives there... just not enough to vote anyone with a brain in.
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 30, 2012 04:28 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: jjshaka at October 30, 2012 04:28 PM (N6vsH)
Did you guys see people donating "used clothes"?
Rosie O'Donnell donated her panties, so the Red Cross can supply at least one tent.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 30, 2012 04:28 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:29 PM (SAA1o)
NO! It wasn't my fault! the original text was italic.
*swears and struggles as he is stuffed into the barrel with the rest of the monkeys*
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 04:29 PM (GSuHj)
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2012 04:29 PM (j7iSn)
Don't worry JJ, we will mock it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2012 04:30 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 04:30 PM (ck76k)
You think Mitt Romney, Observant Mormon, and Paul Ryan, Observant Catholic, do not know how to get food, clothing and necessities to people in need, directly through faith-based organizations? Try thinking outside your self-centered secular box.
Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 04:30 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: WaPo poll at October 30, 2012 04:30 PM (AzwZn)
Posted by: Field Marshall Gutsy Telewoobie O'Fuckstickenwicz at October 30, 2012 04:30 PM (89BzO)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 04:30 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 30, 2012 04:30 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows he is Eric Blair at October 30, 2012 04:30 PM (AZGON)
I live in California and avoid that place like the plague. I hate thathive with the heat of a thousand suns.
Me too, but you like that place compared to me, and I grew up there. I've turned down jobs simply because I didn't want to raise a family within the blast radius of the Folsom Street Fair.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 30, 2012 04:30 PM (U+DUu)
Then for shits and giggles, Meggie Mac blames global warming
Look at ME: Meghan McCain trolls after #Sandy; ‘Still going with climate change not real, GOP?’;
Update: ‘Comforted’ by Bloomberg’s tweets
http://tinyurl.com/8sg8782
Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2012 04:30 PM (wwsoB)
I have a suggestion for others in my pre-riot:
When you feel ticked off, blitz MSM blogs. I highly suggest the Washington Post. It is like kicking a fire-ant bed. They swarm out of their caves and spew stale stuff. It takes the edge off.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 30, 2012 04:31 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: rabidfox at October 30, 2012 04:31 PM (c9hd8)
I swear if Mitt runs away with this thing and runs away with it early, I am going to watch msnbc the rest of that night and then watch the video playback for about a week. And dip my balls in it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2012 04:31 PM (PHb2k)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2012 04:32 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 04:32 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:32 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 30, 2012 04:32 PM (Dnbau)
I swear if Mitt runs away with this thing and runs away with it early, I am going to watch msnbc the rest of that night and then watch the video playback for about a week. And dip my balls in it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2012 08:31 PM (PHb2k)
I'll probably DVR it just in case something really interesting happens
Posted by: Red Shirt at October 30, 2012 04:33 PM (3p2TP)
Posted by: Braineaterbob at October 30, 2012 04:33 PM (uNg8z)
Since when did we upgrade the barrel to monkeys?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 30, 2012 04:33 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 30, 2012 04:33 PM (89BzO)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at October 30, 2012 04:33 PM (wwsoB)
I think I've proven by now that the poll averages actually support Gallup's number, rather than contradict it. The outliers right now are Battleground (the non weighted version), Pew, and CBS. And Romney is well ahead in all of them.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2012 04:34 PM (dX4hn)
Yeah, michael moore is a big customer of his.
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 04:34 PM (GSuHj)
Posted by: toby928© tries tongue in cheek at October 30, 2012 04:34 PM (QupBk)
Since when did we upgrade the barrel to monkeys?
Because if I am in a barrel I demand it be full of monkeys.
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 04:34 PM (GSuHj)
The electoral college is looking like a good design.
If one part of the country is handicapped by a natural disaster their vote in that system counts as much as it would under normal conditions.
It might be another dimension that adds stability to our system.
Compartmentalization - not just for ships.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 30, 2012 04:35 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, not wearing my Giants jersey any longer at October 30, 2012 04:35 PM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 30, 2012 04:35 PM (d4o2E)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2012 04:35 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: real joe at October 30, 2012 04:36 PM (PD2ad)
yeah I heard Rosie O'Dykell has her Panties made by a Very exclusive guy Omar The Tent Maker
Nothing to it - just lash two parachutes together, one for each cheek, and she's good to go.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 30, 2012 04:36 PM (U+DUu)
SA wanted cash too.....I give to local church groups that are putting help directly in the affected area.Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2012 04:36 PM (j7iSn)
The Red Cross CEO is paid over $500,000/yr. That $100,000 more than the president of the United States.
That's all I need to know about the Red Cross.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 30, 2012 04:37 PM (z7916)
Posted by: Nickie Goomba at October 30, 2012 04:37 PM (ex+u8)
At a happy hour last week, a friend asked me if I thought there would be riots when Obama loses. I said no, that I thought Romney's margin of victory would be big enough that it would demoralize the occupoopers and other would-be malcontents.
However, if they manage to stir themselves into a frenzy over how Gaia disenfranchised the voters of NYC, Trenton, Newark, and Philly, I wonder if things might not get ugly.
Doesn't matter to me--I'm staying in on election night with my pudding and scotch, and my Mossberg 500, it comforts me.
Posted by: Palandine at October 30, 2012 04:37 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:38 PM (SAA1o)
I'll probably DVR it just in case something really interesting happens
I'm taking no chances, and ordering a backup DVR in case the first one goes out. Or, later, wears out after the five zillionth reshowing of the MSNBC meltdown.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 30, 2012 04:38 PM (U+DUu)
Blog breakers don't get to be choosers.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 30, 2012 04:38 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, not wearing my Giants jersey any longer at October 30, 2012 04:38 PM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2012 08:38 PM (PHb2k)
Yeah, but Larry Sabahoe on O'Reilly says obama probably has those and I really believe him......
sarc not needed is it?
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 30, 2012 04:39 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 30, 2012 04:39 PM (Dnbau)
If, by Almighty God's Amazing Grace, we win, we need to short-circuit that feed-back loop. Make them start from square one and make them disprove that we're a nation with a government, and not the other way 'round.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/9mb7g57
Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 04:39 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 04:40 PM (GSuHj)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 04:41 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 30, 2012 04:41 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 04:41 PM (P6QsQ)
And Christie won't have it. Popcorn
I would not put it past Christie to tell TFG to go fuck himself.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 30, 2012 04:41 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at October 30, 2012 04:41 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Dave S. at October 30, 2012 04:42 PM (UvR6d)
175....I would not be surprised if the JEF, not using a teleprompter, is gonna say something stupid supporting the Mayor and crapping on Christie.
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Were there any casualties in Atlantic City?
Anyone know yet?
Posted by: wheatie at October 30, 2012 04:42 PM (ipkPX)
Posted by: Red Shirt at October 30, 2012 04:43 PM (3p2TP)
Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 04:43 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: redd at October 30, 2012 04:43 PM (Lom3Z)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, not wearing my Giants jersey any longer at October 30, 2012 04:44 PM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:44 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 08:41 PM (P6QsQ)
mama, what's your assesment of Wisconsin ? Do we win ?
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 30, 2012 04:45 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at October 30, 2012 04:45 PM (sQAxA)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 30, 2012 04:45 PM (Dnbau)
Hahahaha!
Posted by: redd at October 30, 2012 08:43 PM (Lom3Z)
Christie would belly bump him into orbit
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 30, 2012 04:45 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 30, 2012 08:45 PM (nTgAI)
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I think we will win by a very slim margin, not as big as the Walker thing, but I think we're going to take it nonetheless.
Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 04:46 PM (P6QsQ)
White House Insider says the Chicago re-election bunch is having cake/party-hat time. They see the storm as the crisis they needed. Romney suspended the campaign for two days while Ebola goes out and looks "presidential" (cough, cough) in his concern for the country. Benghazi also goes away in favor of storm coverage. WHI says House members who previously said they'd go to bat over the massacre now say the storm is more important.
He's quite worked up about it. Voters likely changing their votes? No, but Chicago glee seems like a huge invitation to more voter fraud IMHO.
Posted by: RushBabe at October 30, 2012 04:46 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 04:47 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:47 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: rabidfox at October 30, 2012 08:31 PM (c9hd
SA wanted cash too.....I give to local church groups that are putting help directly in the affected area. Posted by: BignJames
BignJames: Most charities want cash - it's more flexible - but the point I was making is that SA doesn't waste a lot of money on executive salaries and other overhead. Church groups are also good because they are more truely volunteers than something like the RC or United Way.
Posted by: rabidfox at October 30, 2012 04:47 PM (c9hd8)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 30, 2012 08:45 PM (nTgAI)
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I think we will win by a very slim margin, not as big as the Walker thing, but I think we're going to take it nonetheless.
Posted by: mama winger voted twice for Paul Ryan on the same ballot at October 30, 2012 08:46 PM (P6QsQ)
Fingers crossed !
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 30, 2012 04:47 PM (nTgAI)
Bring on the chics and fire these jackasses. Bring in the Business channel folks.
Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at October 30, 2012 04:48 PM (C5bca)
Stupid - Try Not To Get Stuck On It.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Channeling Gen. Honore at October 30, 2012 04:48 PM (gmoEG)
In my area I have seen TWO obama signs compared to several dozen Romney/Ryan signs. There is a lot of dislike for TFG around me.
However, UW Stout is also in my area so all the college mush-heads will be able to vote multiple times for TFG.
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 04:49 PM (GSuHj)
NO! It wasn't my fault! the original text was italic.
*swears and struggles as he is stuffed into the barrel with the rest of the monkeys*
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 08:29 PM (GSuHj)
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[bookmarked]
This is why I can't imagine life without AoSHQ.
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 30, 2012 04:50 PM (48wze)
Posted by: Ben Ghazi at October 30, 2012 04:50 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at October 30, 2012 04:50 PM (C5bca)
Posted by: Red Shirt at October 30, 2012 04:51 PM (3p2TP)
Glad I could liven up your day.
HEY! NO THROWING POO!
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 04:51 PM (GSuHj)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 30, 2012 04:51 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:51 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 04:52 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 30, 2012 04:53 PM (avGs3)
Posted by: El Zopilote at October 30, 2012 04:53 PM (inLRg)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 08:52 PM (jKE+Z)
Just googled Red Cross Facebook and it came up..I dont facebook so I cant check
Posted by: Red Shirt at October 30, 2012 04:54 PM (3p2TP)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 30, 2012 04:54 PM (QbKVX)
Screw the Red Cross top-down bureaucracy.
The relief efforts at the Astrodome for the Katrina refugees were organized somewhat "Texas" style. Simple and direct.
Donating cars drove into the parking lot and off loaded their donations (with volunteer help). Refugees ambled out of the 'Dome and helped themsleves to the clothing and supplies. Git 'R Done!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2012 04:54 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 04:55 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 04:55 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: andrew at October 30, 2012 04:55 PM (5PdYy)
Posted by: Icedog at October 30, 2012 04:56 PM (PTS+l)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at October 30, 2012 04:56 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2012 04:56 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2012 04:56 PM (PlfM9)
Posted by: Zombie Peter Jennings on Nov. 6th at October 30, 2012 04:57 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 04:57 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 30, 2012 04:58 PM (jucos)
Spanish I think.
Man to man, I believe.
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 04:59 PM (GSuHj)
Posted by: redd at October 30, 2012 08:41 PM (Lom3Z)
Errr..you misspelled 'fist' just there.....
Posted by: Portnoy at October 30, 2012 04:59 PM (A5Abh)
Posted by: toby928© at October 30, 2012 04:59 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Karusky at October 30, 2012 05:00 PM (dO4L7)
What year? I just graduated last Spring.
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 05:00 PM (GSuHj)
Posted by: Zombie Peter Jennings on Nov. 6th at October 30, 2012 05:00 PM (ZOf1l)
Wtf does Fox keep him on? Do their numbers suggest he draws from the undifferentiated sex-pervert demo? (He isn't from Bloomington, IN, is he?)
Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 05:00 PM (1V6Pv)
They all need a duckling or two.
Posted by: Al at October 30, 2012 05:00 PM (aOAEM)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 05:00 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 08:51 PM (GSuHj)
Those were Tootsie Rolls! Sheesh.
;-)
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 30, 2012 05:00 PM (48wze)
He was trying to say 'mano a mano,' the spanish phrase for hand to hand.
But, of course, as a Dummocrat he is a thinly educated fool with a big mouth. So stupidity issues forth.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 30, 2012 05:00 PM (DKxu1)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at October 30, 2012 05:01 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Honey Badger at October 30, 2012 05:01 PM (Tqh1Y)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 05:01 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 30, 2012 05:02 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 30, 2012 05:03 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 05:03 PM (KwX0v)
Posted by: laughing at neck braces at October 30, 2012 05:03 PM (nVqtU)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2012 05:03 PM (BuSM8)
http://tinyurl.com/9s7oqmp
A Texas mega-church pastor was beaten to death with an electric guitar while at the church.
At least the crazed perp had the good sense to die himself while in custody saving the Texas taxpayers the expense of a trial/execution.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 30, 2012 05:03 PM (z7916)
Yes, "mano a mano" is "hand to hand" and "mano y mano" is "hand and hand".
Posted by: AmishDude at October 30, 2012 05:03 PM (T0NGe)
Watching "the men who built America" on History Chan and I keep on thinking "Hey, You didn't build that".
Posted by: Barry Oflustercluck at October 30, 2012 05:03 PM (PHb2k)
Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 30, 2012 05:04 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: Buffalobob at October 30, 2012 05:04 PM (x+7qA)
Posted by: ConcealedKerry Or SubMitt at October 30, 2012 05:04 PM (C5bca)
Posted by: Honey Badger at October 30, 2012 05:04 PM (Tqh1Y)
gross. gotta go puke nowPosted by: Thunderb at October 30, 2012 05:04 PM (Dnbau)
And you guys yelled at me last week when I asked how to get things in italics, bolded and spaces between the paragraphs. Gees.
Cut the poor guy some slack.
Posted by: jaimo at October 30, 2012 05:04 PM (zujTK)
;-)
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 30, 2012 09:00 PM (48wze)
I was yelling at the monkeys in this barrel.
OMG! They have early voting ballots marked for TFG! Pictures of Joe Biden!
Just my luck, I am in a barrel of retarded biden-worshipping monkeys.
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 05:04 PM (GSuHj)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 30, 2012 05:05 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 30, 2012 05:05 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 05:06 PM (ck76k)
Eh, I don't mess up that often so... what the hey.
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 05:06 PM (GSuHj)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 05:06 PM (SAA1o)
Please forgive this test-marketing: the macho Spanish breakfast, for a man: steak (grass-fed), bread fried in goose fat, chocolate, a cigaret, and brandy. Sound good?
Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 05:07 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 30, 2012 05:07 PM (erYRT)
Posted by: Fritz at October 30, 2012 05:07 PM (vm7ot)
Posted by: Truman North at October 30, 2012 05:07 PM (qPJ3b)
The most scenic of political landscapes evah.
Posted by: ontherocks at October 30, 2012 05:08 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 05:08 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 30, 2012 05:09 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 30, 2012 05:09 PM (Dnbau)
Get your ass over here and mow MY LAWN sonny.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2012 05:09 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: toby928© at October 30, 2012 08:59 PM (QupBk)
Jeep/China doesn't have a body count, Frum you stupid mushy fatassed cocksucker.
Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at October 30, 2012 05:09 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 30, 2012 09:05 PM (jucos)
*starts coordinating the monkeys to hop off Truck Monkeys lawn*
It's all good, I went into Stout at 35.
Kinda disturbing to have a girl half your age hit on you in class.
Especially ones who are all of 2 years older than my oldest niece.
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 05:09 PM (GSuHj)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 30, 2012 05:09 PM (i0vBR)
Posted by: Truman North at October 30, 2012 05:09 PM (I2LwF)
Squirrels are large enough that they stink forever when they die in a wall, and somehow flies manage to get in there, and you get a wall full of maggots.
BTDT at the farm house I grew up in.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 30, 2012 05:09 PM (z7916)
Posted by: Ben Ghazi at October 30, 2012 05:09 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: redd at October 30, 2012 05:09 PM (Lom3Z)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2012 05:10 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 30, 2012 05:10 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 30, 2012 05:10 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 30, 2012 05:11 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 05:11 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 30, 2012 05:13 PM (avGs3)
It's clowns. Nuke your house from space, just to be sure.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 30, 2012 05:13 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 30, 2012 05:13 PM (pUqSw)
The navy seals called the president and they got murdered."
That is a damn good line.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2012 05:13 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2012 05:13 PM (jLiVY)
Life is good today! It's a man-thing! Posted by: nuclearjim at October 30, 2012 09:05 PM
My cousin and her husband lived in an old house in the country and there was a lot of noise coming from the walls, so he crawled under the house to set mouse and rat traps. He backed out very quickly. The crawlspace and walls were rattlesnake dens. One the bright side, they didn't have mice.
Posted by: huerfano at October 30, 2012 05:14 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at October 30, 2012 05:14 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 30, 2012 05:14 PM (1hNQS)
Posted by: Buddy at October 30, 2012 05:14 PM (p/rH0)
Posted by: Ben Ghazi at October 30, 2012 05:15 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Alan Greenspan at October 30, 2012 05:15 PM (O0v9Z)
Posted by: Submariner at October 30, 2012 05:16 PM (kMhns)
I was watching Alaska, the Last Frontier and a squirrel was in a couples kitchen cabinet. The husband opened the cabinet door and shot the squirrel with a rifle. Probably a 22 cal. But still there must have been raw guts involved and holes in the wall.
Posted by: Ronster at October 30, 2012 05:16 PM (BvzwK)
Beats the hell out of something dead. You need to remove it befores it dies and becomes stink, flies and maggots. Had a dead squirrel in the house a few weeks back.
Posted by: LRBnSC at October 30, 2012 05:16 PM (Qp3K5)
Posted by: Greg at October 30, 2012 05:16 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at October 30, 2012 09:14 PM (ZOf1l)
You wish, you ignorant slut. No one would touch your whore ass back then and you know it.
Posted by: John Chancellor at October 30, 2012 05:17 PM (BuSM8)
When you look at Juan, think about his two republican sons.
Posted by: huerfano at October 30, 2012 05:17 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2012 05:17 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 30, 2012 05:17 PM (avGs3)
Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 05:17 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2012 05:18 PM (jLiVY)
Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 30, 2012 05:19 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: LRBnSC at October 30, 2012 05:19 PM (Qp3K5)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 30, 2012 05:19 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 30, 2012 05:19 PM (ZOf1l)
Mano a mano = hand at hand (in english, fist to fist)
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 30, 2012 09:10 PM (tOkJB)
Haste' Le Taco = I want a burrito.
Much Groceries = My Name is Fred.
Boners Nachos = I'm off to my bunk.
Posted by: Portnoy at October 30, 2012 05:19 PM (A5Abh)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 05:20 PM (jKE+Z)
The literal translation is "hand and hand," but idioms aren't always exact.
For example, you say "en autobus" for "by bus" even though a literal meaning would be "in bus." (Had Spanish in high school and college.)
I don't know whether it should be "mano y mano" or "mano a mano," but when Bush said it, he said "mano y mano." And that's how I've always heard it since that report first caused me to notice the expression.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 30, 2012 05:20 PM (DnLl2)
Whenever my Chinese grad school roomies would cook something, you always had to watch out for the chicken feet. That shit would go right into the pot along with everything else.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 30, 2012 05:20 PM (z7916)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 30, 2012 05:20 PM (i0vBR)
(Like English.)Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 05:20 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 05:20 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 30, 2012 05:21 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 05:21 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: toby928© at October 30, 2012 05:21 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: StrategicCPLUSMC at October 30, 2012 05:21 PM (6J+oK)
The Chinese restaurant up the street has those on the dim sum menu. Waitress said they're good for the joints.
Posted by: John Chancellor at October 30, 2012 05:21 PM (BuSM8)
Yes! or maybe a bottle-blonde raccoon? (http://preview.tinyurl.com/9ygryrs)
NOTE: This post is not meant to offend any actual beady-eyed, long nosed rodent/marsupial/mammalian lifeforms.
Posted by: east of nowhere at October 30, 2012 05:21 PM (pFZ7w)
Ya strap em' on hamsters and have wicked fat rodent fights...duh!!
Posted by: Portnoy at October 30, 2012 05:22 PM (A5Abh)
Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 05:22 PM (LPRBM)
The decline of American Civilization began when they in Minneapolis were able to convince the American housewife thatthey were able to put a better cake ina box and put it on the train than she could make at home. And they both required she add the eggs.
Warning to urban ignoramuses: can you say, "xanthophyll"? I think you can.
Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 05:22 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 30, 2012 05:22 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Santeria Priest at October 30, 2012 05:23 PM (jucos)
At the Food Lion today, I saw packages of chicken feet.....wth do you do w/chicken feet?
In Europe they call them chicken meters.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 30, 2012 05:23 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 30, 2012 05:23 PM (K4AdI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2012 05:23 PM (jLiVY)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 30, 2012 05:25 PM (G9j9R)
Posted by: Michael Moore at October 30, 2012 09:25 PM (vbh31)
Light snack?
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 05:26 PM (GSuHj)
--Although I took plenty of Spanish in school, I always assumed it was something in Latin like "mono a mono" --which would be "one to one," right? Leave it to me to go for the nerdier possibility instead of the easier one.
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 09:08 PM (jKE+Z)
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Actually, "mono a mono" in Spanish means "monkey to monkey." Fits into this thread perfectly.
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 30, 2012 05:26 PM (48wze)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 30, 2012 05:26 PM (z7916)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2012 05:26 PM (jLiVY)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 30, 2012 05:26 PM (9ghZ6)
Posted by: Scoop at October 30, 2012 05:27 PM (AzwZn)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 30, 2012 05:27 PM (i0vBR)
Abraham Lincoln saw to it that members of the military were afforded the opportunity to vote in the midst of the Civil War.
If there is one thing our #LeanMeanLyingMachine is not, it is Lincolnesque.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at October 30, 2012 08:45 PM (sQAxA)
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Also, Lincoln did not think his re-election was a foregone conclusion, either. He was asking the nation to continue the war, while McClellan stated that he was going to seek peace with the Confederacy.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at October 30, 2012 05:28 PM (nYHk7)
Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 05:28 PM (Ba6aP)
Posted by: The Chicken at October 30, 2012 05:29 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2012 05:29 PM (jLiVY)
Posted by: Guy That Used to Ship Hot Dog "Meat" at October 30, 2012 05:29 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 30, 2012 05:29 PM (i0vBR)
Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 05:30 PM (Y4TdB)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 30, 2012 05:30 PM (SAA1o)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 30, 2012 05:30 PM (cWpCn)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 30, 2012 05:31 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 30, 2012 09:04 PM (GSuHj)
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Well, welcome to California!
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 30, 2012 05:31 PM (48wze)
Posted by: soothie at October 30, 2012 05:31 PM (BIKWJ)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 30, 2012 05:32 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2012 05:32 PM (jLiVY)
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2012 09:17 PM (j7iSn)
******
The Chicken Dance!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 30, 2012 05:32 PM (/LkSO)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 30, 2012 05:32 PM (i0vBR)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 30, 2012 05:32 PM (dgVAk)
Posted by: Besa at October 30, 2012 09:31 PM (IOWVc)
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Take the blog to Fucktard 1! Troll detected inside the perimeter!
Posted by: John Chancellor at October 30, 2012 05:32 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 30, 2012 05:33 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 30, 2012 09:32 PM (dgVAk)
Yes, indeed. God bless the O.C.
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 30, 2012 05:34 PM (48wze)
I thought Fucktard 1 was the Air Force's designation for any aircraft with SCOAMF aboard.
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 30, 2012 05:34 PM (iNoh8)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 05:35 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 30, 2012 05:35 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 30, 2012 05:35 PM (M7Cfv)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 05:35 PM (jKE+Z)
I am pleased to announce that something alive is inside my wall in the kitchen
New plan. Locate varmint with 100% certainty. Aim 20 gauge at sheetrock from 6 inches away. Exterminate critter. Open sheetrock, remove carcass, Patch and paint. More to come!
Posted by: nuclearjim at October 30, 2012 05:36 PM (dgRn2)
Quote from Andrea Mitchell: "We checked with the Red Cross. The Red Cross said, well, they are always grateful for donations, but this is not what they need or want. That they always tell people, please donate money."
First, the Washington Post story mentioned that Mitt's event included info on how to text monetary donations to the Red Cross.
Second, the Red Cross was saying the same thing it always says: what they need is cash, blood, and volunteers.
I don't think any charitable organization is ever going to say, "We don't want you doing that." So what I suspect is whoever called the Red Cross "led the witness." Example: "Do you want some volunteers to bring food over there, or do you prefer cash donations?" And then used the RC response to generate this news.
And think about that: In the middle of this effort--which is dominating the news cycle--they call up the Red Cross to coax an answer out of someone that they can then also use air time to bash Romney with.
The news is not Sandy. It's not the relief effort. It's that Romney's contribution isn't what's really wanted.
When have you seen a popular Hollywood star or musical celebrity hold a charitable event and a major news organization spin the report as, "They say this is for charity, but it looks like a rock concert. We called up some charities and they said they'd prefer a large cash donation from the mega star to this publicity stunt"?
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 30, 2012 05:36 PM (DnLl2)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 30, 2012 05:36 PM (9ghZ6)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2012 09:23 PM (jLiVY)
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That's absolutely true. My Dad told me several stories about exactly that - the GI's had to pay 10 cents for a cup of coffee and a donut from the Red Cross. He refused to donate to them the rest of his life. I will not donate to them for exactly that reason.
Posted by: Not an Artist at October 30, 2012 05:36 PM (uRumV)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 30, 2012 05:36 PM (dgVAk)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 30, 2012 05:36 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 30, 2012 05:37 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: dodging bullets in Chicago at October 30, 2012 05:37 PM (befMf)
I am pleased to announce that something alive is inside my wall in the kitchen.
Posted by: nuclearjim at October 30, 2012 09:05 PM (dgRn2)
Yeah, I got one the other morning. A rat about 6 in. w/o tail.
Peanut Butter didn't work, so I used a small dab of filling from a peperoni pizza roll my daughter cooked.
I'm off tomorrow night, so I'll llisten to see if it's the only one.
Posted by: dDan at October 30, 2012 05:37 PM (q1RJB)
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2012 09:17 PM (j7iSn)
******
In New Orleans you make mojo wiht them.
Posted by: nuclearjim at October 30, 2012 05:37 PM (dgRn2)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 30, 2012 05:39 PM (cw7eD)
Posted by: Cold Rage at October 30, 2012 05:39 PM (fp8q6)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 05:39 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 30, 2012 05:39 PM (M7Cfv)
Gloria Allred: I'd hit that.
Posted by: Alan Greenspan at October 30, 2012 09:30 PM (O0v9Z)
Me too.
Gloria, don't play hard to get. Call me.
Posted by: Secretariat at October 30, 2012 05:40 PM (U+DUu)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/8obr5q8
Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 05:41 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 05:41 PM (jKE+Z)
Four years ago today McCain was down 5.9 in RCP at 43.8 percent.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 30, 2012 05:42 PM (DnLl2)
--
+1
Although at least the NFL is enough for now.Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 05:42 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Beta at October 30, 2012 05:44 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 30, 2012 05:44 PM (ZOf1l)
Besa may as well give up, for after the Great Deletion comes the Great Mocking.
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 30, 2012 05:45 PM (48wze)
Juan Williams does, indeed, have two repub sons. One worked for Strom Thurmond and Norm Coleman and the other works for a repub congressman.
Posted by: huerfano at October 30, 2012 05:46 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2012 09:29 PM (jLiVY)
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Yes, I know I've heard Hannity toss that at Juan Williams. When it comes to President Obama, Williams is just seeing racial solidarity. Also, I think Williams is now angry at himself for "selling out" to Fox News Channel; so he now adopts these contrarian positions.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at October 30, 2012 05:47 PM (nYHk7)
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 30, 2012 05:47 PM (DnLl2)
Posted by: Beta at October 30, 2012 05:47 PM (jKE+Z)
Plus, he is just plain weapons-grade stupid.
Posted by: Peaches at October 30, 2012 05:48 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 30, 2012 05:49 PM (48wze)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/8v75rt2
Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 05:49 PM (1V6Pv)
And given that any skewing would be to screw the Republican in both elections - pretty darn happy.
Posted by: Al at October 30, 2012 05:49 PM (aOAEM)
Are you in the PacNW?
then look at the Hobo Spider (really!)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo_spider
if so, no wonder your cat may not feel well.
Posted by: east of nowhere at October 30, 2012 05:50 PM (hUIES)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 30, 2012 05:50 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: Up with people at October 30, 2012 05:50 PM (kzFo5)
Posted by: perturbed at October 30, 2012 05:50 PM (k/PGf)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 05:52 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 05:53 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Peaches at October 30, 2012 09:52 PM (kpCLl)
Isn't that just perfectly perfect?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 30, 2012 05:53 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Tmitsss at October 30, 2012 05:54 PM (kBJSp)
Posted by: Up with people at October 30, 2012 09:50 PM (kzFo5)
Well, we little 'uns used to trick-or-treat for Unicef, back in the day. People often put foreign coins in the little orange box -- I guess it was a way to get rid of leftover pocket change from that last trip overseas. I used to "buy" them out of the box by swapping them out with American coinage of similar size, because I thought they were neat.
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 30, 2012 05:54 PM (48wze)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 09:52 PM (jKE+Z)
Depends on how many prunes it ate.
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 30, 2012 05:55 PM (48wze)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 30, 2012 05:56 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: huerfano at October 30, 2012 09:14 PM (bAGA/)
I would die instantly.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 30, 2012 05:56 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: palin steele at October 30, 2012 05:56 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 05:57 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 30, 2012 05:57 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: LASue at October 30, 2012 05:58 PM (gjIQF)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 05:58 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 05:59 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Tmitsss at October 30, 2012 05:59 PM (kBJSp)
I am an old man living on the Gulf Coast so I've seen them all. If you donate to the Red Cross you're wasting your buck. I did some volunteer work with a public health nurse back in Betsy (1965) and the Red Cross refused to come into the flooded area until the water went down. During Camille (1969) they were no where to be found for days and much was left to local organizations to assist those in need. For Katrina the greatest help was the Salvation Army, local churches and (believe me on this) Wal Mart.
The Red Cross will always ask for money which for some days following these storms is quite useless. Supplies are more important when grocery stores, drug stores, etc. have themselves been destroyed. When they come hustling, save your buck.
Posted by: Libra at October 30, 2012 06:00 PM (kd8U8)
Posted by: LASue at October 30, 2012 06:00 PM (gjIQF)
Posted by: IC at October 30, 2012 06:03 PM (z4Cjb)
Posted by: John Chancellor at October 30, 2012 06:03 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Jimi at October 30, 2012 06:03 PM (X5WRu)
The Red Cross can't afford another public relations firestorm. They're still living down bad feeling from WWII.
The word from my mom and dad was that soldiers had to pay for Red Cross donuts or something. Whatever it was, people were still griping about them, and refusing to donate to them 60 years later.
I encountered that first hand in San Diego in 1971.
I had to pay, but the wounded actually got them free.
Salvation Army, 100% since that day.
Posted by: jwb7605 at October 30, 2012 06:03 PM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: Libra at October 30, 2012 10:00 PM (kd8U
Thank you, Libra. I share your sentiments. If I send anybody money, it will be Romney. Anyone hear how he did on the big push for mo' money last week?
Posted by: Peaches at October 30, 2012 06:03 PM (kpCLl)
He wouldn't even let me donate 10 cents at school to get a stupid pin. That would have been in 1955.
Signed, Miss Marple, older than dirt.
Posted by: Miss Marple at October 30, 2012 06:04 PM (GoIUi)
My two grandfathers served during WWI (The Great War). Both of them came back and told very derogatory stories about The Red Cross e.g. The Red Cross sold stuff to the soldiers that was supposed to be given away.
Give instead, to The Salvation Army (and I am a Catholic).
Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 30, 2012 06:04 PM (he2LC)
Posted by: Red Cross at October 30, 2012 06:05 PM (AzwZn)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 30, 2012 06:05 PM (zrpqj)
Posted by: Peaches at October 30, 2012 06:06 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Jimi at October 30, 2012 06:06 PM (X5WRu)
Here's a revolver. The pointy end goes in your mouth and your finger goes here. Nighty night.
Posted by: John Chancellor at October 30, 2012 06:06 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 30, 2012 06:07 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: D. R. Ainbough at October 30, 2012 06:07 PM (3ziXJ)
Posted by: Peaches at October 30, 2012 06:08 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: D. R. Ainbough at October 30, 2012 10:07 PM (3ziXJ)
Heh. I think you're right. It's been awhile since I read about it.
The part where troll boy puts the revolver in its mouth and takes the long sleep? Well, I'm not wrong about that.
Posted by: John Chancellor at October 30, 2012 06:09 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2012 06:10 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 30, 2012 06:11 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: D. Hopper at October 30, 2012 06:11 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 30, 2012 06:11 PM (jJOCL)
...assuming elections go as scheduled, this will keep a LOT of voters in NYC away from the polls because they're "Still recovering", etc.
Don't know what the percentage gap is in New York but it might make a difference.
Will definitely make a difference in New Jersey.
Posted by: Sgt. York at October 30, 2012 06:11 PM (HR3Ww)
My grandad was the same way about the RC. Hated them with a passion after WWII and the tornado that wiped out his little town in 1971. He always spoke highly of the Salvation Army.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 30, 2012 06:11 PM (uD2fR)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 30, 2012 06:12 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 30, 2012 06:12 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: Peaches at October 30, 2012 06:12 PM (kpCLl)
He got deleted fast...must've missed some good quality trolling.
Posted by: Sgt. York at October 30, 2012 06:13 PM (HR3Ww)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 06:14 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Jimi at October 30, 2012 06:14 PM (X5WRu)
When I was growing up, we were poor.
How poor were we?
We ate the cartilage on chicken.
I didn't learn that was normal until I was about 18.
Arthritis? What the fuck is that?
Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 30, 2012 06:14 PM (he2LC)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 30, 2012 06:15 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Peaches at October 30, 2012 06:15 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 06:15 PM (jKE+Z)
What is it, guys, when you can be treated like dirt and still go back to fantasy land? What kind of insane masochisitc crap is this? I seriously would appreciate any type of moronic insight as we are completely blown away by this behavior.
I am ready to create mayhem in Florida and it is not related to politics.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 30, 2012 06:15 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 06:15 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2012 06:16 PM (wwsoB)
Whys is everybody so angry with Juan Williams...he was hired as a lefty talking head ... if he doesn't do lefty talking head stuff ...he doesn't have a job ..
I'm just amazed at his stupidity and complete inability to make a rational argument or assimilate a fact that contradicts his worldview. There are lefty talking heads who can at least not come across as a petulant child and/or total moron.
The fact that that imbecile has a job while hundreds of thousands of more productive and intelligent people are begging for work is what makes me angry.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 30, 2012 06:16 PM (uD2fR)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 30, 2012 06:17 PM (jJOCL)
I live near a large Asian population. They are an ethinic goodie. Also, I'm told - though never cared to try and use them, that they are good in stock making by providing lots of collage to make it nice and thick.
Posted by: someone at October 30, 2012 06:17 PM (bqjJT)
What is it, guys, when you can be treated like dirt and still go back to fantasy land? What kind of insane masochisitc crap is this? I seriously would appreciate any type of moronic insight as we are completely blown away by this behavior.
Well, generally a golf ball and a garden hose is involved when it comes to crazy girls.
Posted by: Alex at October 30, 2012 06:18 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: Peaches at October 30, 2012 06:18 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 06:19 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Jimi at October 30, 2012 06:19 PM (X5WRu)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 30, 2012 06:20 PM (jJOCL)
They are not going to take a side in this. That's not their mission. Do they want to alienate half of the American people?
Look at how the Susan Komen thing played out.
Who cares what Mitchell said?
Romney is playing it smart and ignoring the panicked, increasingly hysterical attacks by the left.
http://bit.ly/UfwbWe
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 30, 2012 06:20 PM (DnLl2)
"Can't we just award our President an extra 10% vote as a 'storm adjustment' in return for all the Obama votes washed away in the flooding"
I'm sure they'll show up in somebody's car trunk where they've been for six months before the election.
Posted by: harleycowboy at October 30, 2012 06:21 PM (wSTfB)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2012 06:21 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: johnc_ex-dem at October 30, 2012 06:22 PM (ACkhT)
"How poor were we?
We ate the cartilage on chicken."
My grandad, growing up in the Mississippi delta in during the depression had the ability to put a chicken leg in his mouth and pull out nothing but the bone, almost like a cartoon.
Used to chide me when I was done with my chicken "Boy, look how much meat you left on that bird!" Nothing but gristle and tiny slivers of meat were left.
That man never left a molecule on his plate up until his dying day.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 30, 2012 06:22 PM (uD2fR)
I played trivia in a packed bar and named our Team...."Ted Kennedy's Tumor." Half Way through the game they kicked us out.
Posted by: Jimi at October 30, 2012 10:19 PM (X5WRu)
LMAO! awesome
Posted by: Red Shirt at October 30, 2012 06:23 PM (FIDMq)
What is it, guys, when you can be treated like dirt and still go back to fantasy land?
My son is going through the same thing. He's 37, recently divorced and acting like a 16 year old. I can't seem to talk sense to him. All I can hope is to plant some seeds and hope that some sprout before he does something irreversible.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 30, 2012 06:23 PM (BJVEF)
The second time at Table Talk I received a "strike" was for cracking a tasteless joke about JFK jr.---probably something about his being the second Kennedy to drown a woman with his driving.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 30, 2012 06:23 PM (DnLl2)
Posted by: CMU VET at October 30, 2012 06:23 PM (dPSpR)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 30, 2012 06:24 PM (avGs3)
Posted by: Peaches at October 30, 2012 10:18 PM (kpCLl)
I have already voted. Perhaps I can convert some felons in jail.
I don't like to think about the rest of the comment, thanks anyway.
It is not love, to have to constantly work on "issues" and have drama. I know love. I also know I did not take crap from anyone and still don't. I am sure I gave birth to him but have no idea what happened to him with this chick over the last five years. And I have told him that. She had better hope she never crosses my path again, as I will tell her exactly what I think of her. Imagine a plumper Ann Coulter with a Southern accent and eyes boring into your skull. I have never had a cross word with her, as Jerry Springer is not how either side of our family deals. But, honey, I am ready to go full crazy right now.
I thank God they are not married. I never thought my son was a fool until the last few months.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 30, 2012 06:24 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 30, 2012 06:25 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 30, 2012 06:25 PM (DnLl2)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/c886v4s
You're welcome.
Posted by: Thorvald at October 30, 2012 06:25 PM (1V6Pv)
My son is going through the same thing. He's 37, recently divorced and acting like a 16 year old. I can't seem to talk sense to him. All I can hope is to plant some seeds and hope that some sprout before he does something irreversible.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 30, 2012 10:23 PM (BJVEF)
Maybe we can start a support group. I cannot even talk about some of this to my own mother or good friends, it is THAT insane. I may send her a dead frog in the mail or something.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 30, 2012 06:26 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 30, 2012 06:26 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: drdog at October 30, 2012 06:28 PM (RHBWt)
Posted by: real joe at October 30, 2012 06:28 PM (PD2ad)
Posted by: ZombieHunter at October 30, 2012 06:29 PM (FKbMK)
"What is it, guys, when you can be treated like dirt and still go back to fantasy land?"
Women will do the same thing. She's probably been playing mind games with him for awhile.
I did some stupid shit along the same lines when I was 36 or 37. There's not much you can do really. He's got to work through it himself and realize there's plenty of other women out there and that he deserves better.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 30, 2012 06:29 PM (uD2fR)
A benefit concert by Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi
All proceeds left over going to the Red Cross and Obama's campaign of course
Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2012 06:30 PM (wwsoB)
shocked it hasnt been suspended. yet.
oh, and for the record JEF=SCOAMF
Posted by: ShameTheShameless at October 30, 2012 06:33 PM (TFeHR)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 30, 2012 10:15 PM
Reverse the roles and you've got the answer.
Posted by: harleycowboy at October 30, 2012 06:33 PM (wSTfB)
A benefit concert by Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi
All proceeds left over going to the Red Cross and Obama's campaign of course
Ugh. You just know TFG would have a prime speaking spot. Probably some televised address to the crowd.
Posted by: Alex at October 30, 2012 06:34 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 30, 2012 10:26 PM (baL2B)
What drives me extra crazy is my son is actively trying to get her pregnant. And he doesn't even have a place of his own...lost his in the divorce and is living with the girlfriends relatives. I'm not a prude or anything but jeez looeze, talk about doing things ass backwards. How 'bout trying to get back on your feet and get your own place, for starters.
This certainly isn't the way I raised him but I also realize I can't forbid him from what he's doing. But I will make him pay for his bad decision making because I sure as hell won't support him - financially - when things go to hell.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 30, 2012 06:34 PM (BJVEF)
Posted by: Peaches at October 30, 2012 06:37 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: small town girl at October 30, 2012 06:37 PM (NKWFJ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 30, 2012 10:26 PM (baL2B)
Just know you're not alone CB. Wish you luck and will talk with you later. And keep planting seeds with your son.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 30, 2012 06:38 PM (BJVEF)
Posted by: lan ling at October 30, 2012 06:41 PM (ennDW)
Posted by: Jimi at October 30, 2012 06:42 PM (X5WRu)
Posted by: D. R. Ainbough at October 30, 2012 06:42 PM (3ziXJ)
I was in a situation like this about six or seven years ago. The thing is, after awhile the emotions turn into homocidal rage once the person realizes he's being taken advantage of. It's a learning experience in how to properly evaluate relationships, and not see them as a reflection of your own attractiveness and desirability. It's easy to feel, despite past evidence to the contrary, that you'll never find anyone else. It's weird.
Sorry, Christy. Stay strong.
Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at October 30, 2012 06:44 PM (626t3)
Just know you're not alone CB. Wish you luck and will talk with you later. And keep planting seeds with your son.
Thanks. It was nice to implode here. He "thinks" it is over, but "is going to give it one more day." I told him if she keeps this up I am going to have a chat with her about her little games (she is 25 yrs old). I hope he tells her that, as she knows The Christy takes no prisoners.
Thanks Jimi and others. I may stay out of jail in spite of the crazy. Where did I put my nerve pills?
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 30, 2012 06:46 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Observer at October 30, 2012 06:47 PM (/sohm)
This makes more sense than anything. Thank you all. Will self-medicate now and try to stay out of prison.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 30, 2012 06:51 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at October 30, 2012 07:07 PM (4XNti)
Posted by: freeus at October 30, 2012 07:12 PM (caDgg)
Posted by: MrX at October 30, 2012 07:22 PM (PxmNZ)
Posted by: Peaches at October 30, 2012 10:37 PM (kpCLl)
No need to apologize. I am asking advice from morons!
Tickled Pink...honey, you don't want him right now. He is good looking, but pretty messed up thanks to this little red-haired chupacabra. Prior to the last six months I'd say he was quite a catch, as he is a very nice and smart guy. Hopefully he will get some sense and get mad and all will be well with the world again. If Barky wins I am going to riot, and I may do this in her front yard.
I don't "get" women and game-playing and reality-show type mentality. I have brothers and sons. If I never hear the word, "issue" again it will make me happy. I would like to give her a brand new "issue" with a piece of my mind. So far I have stayed out of the entire six months of fubar.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 30, 2012 07:28 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: JR at October 30, 2012 08:24 PM (adOUE)
Heck, they didn't even repeal Prohibition THAT fast.
Posted by: Adjoran at October 30, 2012 09:33 PM (ZHQvg)
Posted by: Lurkin_No_Mo at October 30, 2012 11:52 PM (le8xb)
Posted by: perturbed at October 31, 2012 04:27 AM (u6Ueb)
Ask him to take himself out of the story and picture this scenario with a good friend of his. What would HIS advice be?
Posted by: JR at October 31, 2012 12:24 AM (adOUE)
He has heard it all. I think he is finally (maybe) going to come to his senses. If he were not a lot taller and stronger than me I would put him in a time out chair or tie him to the roof of my car for some fresh air (with him holding a Romney/Ryan poster).
I told him, last night, that she is never going to improve to the point she is not dealing with all of her infernal "issues" or, uh, stable, and uh, who he wants her to be in this fantasy relationship. Which means, in normal terms, that she is often taking offense by something one of her relatives say, and having texting dramas and sulks and shunning of her wacko dysfuncional family members.
She had better be glad I am not her Mama as I'd smack her like Scarlet O'Hara did Prissy when Prissy did not know nothin' about birthing babies. I despise drama and chronic whining and Honey Boo Boo and Snookie and the Kardashian type mentality of reality tv.
I am a nurse. I will listen, sympathize, take control and tell you how to fix whatever. I will wait patiently for you to do just that. But six months, honey, and I am done and it is time for ChristyGoesBananas.
Last night, I listened patiently for the millionth time. I was calm on the surface. I listened patiently, told him to have self-worth as he was like this before he met Ms Issues; and that he has had everything but a billboard and a plane with a banner flying overhead proclaiming "She is not right for you. Flee." Every.Single. Family member have told him he is lucky to have gotten out of this mess before marriage and good riddance. My husband laughed when he heard I said that, as I am normally tactful. It is time for either tough love or Christy pays a visit to the evil person occupying son's brain and messing him up. I will give her a choice: leave him alone, even when he tries to "work on her issues" with her; or expect the wrath of Christy forevermore. And it will be scorched earth, y'all. She does not know what her offended heart has endured until she deals with me...again, keep in mind I have never had a cross word or argument with her. I admit she always sort of irritated me, but she grew on me. We have all taken many trips with her along. We have put up with her chronic whining and her bazillion pieces of Vera Bradly luggage.
I really do not think she ever wants to see us again, as my other son is my clone, and my husband and daughter-in-law are also not pleased with her. I'd say this is done, but her name keep popping up even though it is forbidden to be said in this house. Harridan or "her" is permitted. Thanks, again, for y'all's advise last night, morons and 'ettes. I appreciate it. Jimi made a lot of sense.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 31, 2012 06:12 AM (baL2B)
[BANG!]
Andrea?...Andrea?...
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