March 13, 2012
— andy At first I thought it was an aerial view of one of our presidential candidate comment threads, but upon closer inspection ... ... it's just a massive shark feeding frenzy off the coast of Australia.
No word on whether Obama has apologized to the sharks yet.
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Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 13, 2012 07:27 AM (NCyJy)
According to Critical Species Theory, all mammals are inherently speciesist...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2012 07:28 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 07:28 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 13, 2012 07:28 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 07:32 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2012 07:32 AM (/ZZCn)
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at March 13, 2012 07:32 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 07:33 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 13, 2012 07:33 AM (nMiwq)
I think there's a corporate policy that's supposed to prevent that from ever happening.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 07:34 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 07:35 AM (8y9MW)
O'Donnell simulatenously entering the Golden Corral.........that is
scary.
I think there's a corporate policy that's supposed to prevent that from ever happening.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 11:34 AM (8y9MW)
How would you stop them?
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at March 13, 2012 07:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 07:36 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: Michelle at March 13, 2012 07:36 AM (71LDo)
It's only 11:30am!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 13, 2012 07:37 AM (nEUpB)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 13, 2012 07:37 AM (nMiwq)
If one of them is already in the building, you throw a half of a bacon past the other, then lock and bar the door until the second leaves for a more readily accessible Golden Corral.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 07:37 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 07:38 AM (jUytm)
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 13, 2012 07:38 AM (nEUpB)
Posted by: Dr. Lynn at March 13, 2012 07:38 AM (IfrGo)
In theory.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 11:32 AM (8y9MW)
Critical Ace theory.
Posted by: Rutgers Graduate at March 13, 2012 07:39 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at March 13, 2012 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
Michelle Obama gets there first?
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2012 07:39 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: And Irresolute at March 13, 2012 07:40 AM (RC3M9)
Or just two teenage girls.
Or in my house...one teenage girl.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 13, 2012 07:40 AM (nEUpB)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 07:41 AM (jUytm)
Trying to get their picture taken with SCOAMF.
And touch the hem of his garment, so their lesions may be healed.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2012 07:41 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 13, 2012 07:41 AM (Hx5uv)
SUBSIDIZE ME
Starring Sandra Flute, Auntie Zetuni, and The Entire Occupy Movement.
Film Ladd, are you listening?
Posted by: fluff o nutta at March 13, 2012 07:42 AM (vRSeu)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2012 07:42 AM (DuH+r)
I had a great time yesterday informing my lib buddy that his belief that only Jews could vote in Israel was a pile of bullshit.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 13, 2012 07:44 AM (7+pP9)
How about snorkeling of Seal Island just off the coast of South Africa? http://bit.ly/cHfPwB
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 07:44 AM (8y9MW)
We're gonna need government brothels to supply the "differently attractive." The good news is, if you already get food stamps, you already qualify for free or reduced-rate fucking.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2012 07:44 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: EC at March 13, 2012 07:44 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Jezze Jerkshon at March 13, 2012 07:44 AM (I8Xca)
You can hear the videographer mumbling under his breath, "Please, God, don't let this helicopter go down."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 13, 2012 07:44 AM (f6OFM)
The fat dodo has more insightful political commentary.
Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2012 07:45 AM (/ZZCn)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 13, 2012 11:37 AM (nMiwq)
The Aristocrats....
Posted by: Old Time Comic at March 13, 2012 07:46 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 13, 2012 07:47 AM (Hx5uv)
Yes, following birds feeding on bait fish is a good way to find game fish also feeding on the bait fish. I haven't seen it on freshwater though.
Posted by: DaveA at March 13, 2012 07:47 AM (CQnSk)
Posted by: eureka! at March 13, 2012 07:48 AM (LQIyD)
Did his head explode when you showed that Arab Muslims are members of the Knesset?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2012 07:49 AM (tqwMN)
Or did he just stick his fingers in his ears and start yelling "lalalalalalalala!" at the top of his lungs?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 07:50 AM (8y9MW)
46Can we send Congress to Australia for a vacation? I'll chip in a couple of bucks to pay for it.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2012 11:42 AM (DuH+r)
How about sending them most of the way to Australia?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 13, 2012 07:50 AM (f6OFM)
Did you ask him to consider what other lies he's been told?
Posted by: toby928© at March 13, 2012 07:50 AM (GTbGH)
Having an Occupy protest about 1 block from my office in Seattle this afternoon. I have a couple of BREITBART stickers I will be strategically placing before hand. The weather report is cold and rain and possible lightning and thunder.
And I thought my life could not get any better.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 13, 2012 07:51 AM (C2//T)
Now you see why I need all that free birth control. You don't want a bunch of half-shark/half-sluts running around, do you?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 13, 2012 07:51 AM (ggRof)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 07:52 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at March 13, 2012 07:52 AM (lBpVP)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2012 11:33 AM (XCHGh)
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 13, 2012 11:38 AM (nEUpB)
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
The other's a fish.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2012 07:54 AM (XCHGh)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 07:54 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 13, 2012 07:54 AM (OBDWE)
http://is.gd/66Z4wG
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2012 07:55 AM (ZKzrr)
Did his head explode when you showed that Arab Muslims are members of the Knesset?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2012 11:49 AM (tqwMN)
I pointed that out to him, along with explaining the the Palestinians had political autonomy, The Palestinian Authority. Then I asked him where he got his bullshit information and he just shrugged his shoulders and said "the internet?"
He knows I do my research.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 13, 2012 07:55 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 07:56 AM (8y9MW)
That species of shark is the "Mainlandius Media Dipshiticus"....
This footage was shot off the coast of Alaska, where the predators are hunting down "Palinis emailus imaginarium".
It is widely theorized this particular pack of predators actually starved to death.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at March 13, 2012 07:57 AM (C8hzL)
He's been flim-flammed, bamboozled, run amok, given the old okey-dokey.
In other words, he's a sucker.
Posted by: toby928© at March 13, 2012 07:57 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 13, 2012 07:58 AM (WUWb9)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 13, 2012 07:58 AM (OBDWE)
http://tinyurl.com/7w58n9u
It'll be like you're actually there to watch her lip synch her shitty dance tunes about getting drunk and getting laid
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2012 07:58 AM (Y+DPZ)
We would never stoop so low as that.
Posted by: The History Channel at March 13, 2012 07:58 AM (vRSeu)
Joe, a raptist/murder, and his lawyer are celebrating the fact that the lawyer just got him off on a technicality. So they walk into a bar...
Bartender says "Out, you scum, we don't serve your kind here!"
So Joe turns to his lawyer and says "sorry, I promise I'll just have one drink, then meet you back at your office."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2012 07:59 AM (TOk1P)
Put it on mute, and I could watch that.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 07:59 AM (8y9MW)
You're doing it wrong if you're watching in 3D and looking at her mouth.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 13, 2012 08:00 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 13, 2012 11:55 AM (7+pP9)
And that is what we all need to do. Call them on it. Either they are being duped and will eventually realize it and flip sides or are purposely trying to dupe others and will know they will be called on it and hopefully quit.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 13, 2012 08:01 AM (C2//T)
Posted by: Flandra Slook at March 13, 2012 08:01 AM (dmEoV)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 08:02 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 13, 2012 08:02 AM (i6RpT)
That was back in the olden days when networks delivered on what their names promised.
Posted by: Heorot at March 13, 2012 08:03 AM (Nq/UF)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 08:04 AM (jUytm)
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you:
a) go to lunch
b) read the paper
Posted by: the Butcher at March 13, 2012 08:04 AM (8g9qq)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2012 11:58 AM (Y+DPZ)
Speaking of sluts, My wife and daughter watch American Idol. I see that last week that they had a Whitney Houston tribute in which all of the contestants sang her songs. Is it just me or are we on the highway to hell?
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 13, 2012 08:04 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: John W. at March 13, 2012 08:04 AM (Wr+wn)
How did 87 guests pay anything "per couple?"
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 08:04 AM (8y9MW)
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Phew..... good thing we didnt get stuck with that dipshit Sarah Palin for veep!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at March 13, 2012 08:04 AM (C8hzL)
Posted by: Palerider at March 13, 2012 08:05 AM (m+nIW)
a) go to lunch
b) read the paper
c) pop pop-corn and sell tickets.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 08:05 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 13, 2012 12:04 PM
At least Whitney could actually, you know ... sing
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2012 08:07 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 13, 2012 08:07 AM (i6RpT)
We passed the LAST EXIT BEFORE HELL sign in 2008.
Singers singing songs of a dead singer? I feel like there are more important things to worry about.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2012 08:08 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 08:08 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 13, 2012 08:08 AM (i6RpT)
I think you may want to edit that first sentence there.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2012 12:06 PM (TOk1P)
Or at least avoid having them read AoSHQ.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 13, 2012 08:08 AM (qshfY)
108Speaking of feeding frenzies, my roommate just had a letter from union of concerned scientists with pics of Rush, Beck and Palin and "Clear the air"
Palerider, the Union of Concerned [strikethrough]Communists[/strikethrough] Scientists is a well-known Communist front organization.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 13, 2012 08:09 AM (f6OFM)
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Yup.... like wheres my goddamned free rubbers you one per centers!!!!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 13, 2012 08:09 AM (C8hzL)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 13, 2012 08:09 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 13, 2012 12:07 PM (7FadD)
What chemjeff said. His comment wasn't visible until the refresh after I posted mine.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 13, 2012 08:11 AM (f6OFM)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 13, 2012 08:11 AM (8sCoq)
I think you may want to edit that first sentence there.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2012 12:06 PM (TOk1P)
Yowza! Good thing that they are not morons!
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 13, 2012 08:12 AM (Hx5uv)
Those aren't sharks, they are rabid dolphins. Just one of the many tragedies of globule warming.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 13, 2012 08:12 AM (8ieXv)
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 13, 2012 08:13 AM (jTVGC)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 13, 2012 08:13 AM (f6OFM)
Who's your Daddy????????????
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 13, 2012 08:14 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 08:14 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: Shark Flucks at March 13, 2012 08:14 AM (OhYCU)
That was back in the olden days when networks delivered on what their names promised.
Posted by: Heorot at March 13, 2012 12:03 PM
You still get history on The History Channel;
The history of conspiracy theories of aliens teaching the Pentagon their high tech secrets
The history of the junk in peoples back yards across America
The history of men of questionable sanity living in swamps
The history of the beaters on a car show mimicking a very good British car show
Posted by: The Ancient Aliens History Channel at March 13, 2012 08:15 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 13, 2012 08:16 AM (Dll6b)
Don't forget the Revisionist History of the US and WWII
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 13, 2012 08:16 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Heorot at March 13, 2012 12:03 PM (Nq/UF)
Got that right! And don't miss The Alien Nostradamus Tapes on this channel at 8:00.
Posted by: The History Channel. No, Really. at March 13, 2012 08:16 AM (RD7QR)
No flock shooting. Pick a specific fish and cast to it.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2012 08:17 AM (fBS50)
@129
It was an alright movie, wish there was more juice to it. But compared to the crap that is out there it was worth seeing.
Posted by: Say What? at March 13, 2012 08:17 AM (b7L99)
>>according to the pool report
Oh, man, did they lock a reporter in the pool instead of the closet this time?
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 13, 2012 08:17 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 13, 2012 08:17 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 08:17 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 13, 2012 08:17 AM (Mtvi5)
http://tinyurl.com/7xc8ns4
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 12:14 PM
Reminds me of something in Audie Murphy's book "To Hell and Back" ;
One of them is going stateside and asks the guys if they have any messages for the folks back home;
"Yeh, tell Roosevelt I've come around to his way of thinking; I Hate Wah"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2012 08:18 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 13, 2012 08:18 AM (jTVGC)
>>That was back in the olden days when networks delivered on what their names promised.
Hey, if that bothers you, you can watch wrestling here instead.
Posted by: Sy Fy at March 13, 2012 08:19 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Killer Whales Local #342 at March 13, 2012 08:19 AM (6BgmB)
Posted by: Maj. Gen. Harry "Snapper" Organs at March 13, 2012 08:20 AM (kwAf2)
Posted by: The MSM at March 13, 2012 08:20 AM (aykLa)
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 13, 2012 08:20 AM (e8kgV)
The discovery of drowning souls with houses crammed with junk piled to the ceilings, and dog / cat sh_t
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 13, 2012 08:21 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Journolist at March 13, 2012 08:21 AM (OhYCU)
http://tinyurl.com/7xc8ns4
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 12:14 PM (jUytm)
Murdered Afghan civilians = somber press appearance.
Murdered U.S.Army personnel by Muslim shouting Allahu Akbar!=Shout outs to the audience.
Compare and contrast.
Posted by: Hedgehog at March 13, 2012 08:22 AM (3jGS1)
Yes, following birds feeding on bait fish is a good way to find game fish also feeding on the bait fish. I haven't seen it on freshwater though
If I were one of those seagulls, I'd be thinking "I have GOT to get a new job".
Posted by: pep at March 13, 2012 08:22 AM (YXmuI)
They were one of the first to fall. I haven't watched in a long, long time but I remember when they were the Hitler channel.
Posted by: Heorot at March 13, 2012 08:22 AM (Nq/UF)
and Poker After Dark re-runs, of course. Doyle Brunson is 99 years old....
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 13, 2012 08:23 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Tony Gramsci at March 13, 2012 08:23 AM (kwAf2)
Or a carrier named USS Lewinsky. It's impossible to make a direct strike on it.
Posted by: Journolist at March 13, 2012 08:23 AM (OhYCU)
Seems to me, whenever I'm channel surfing, it's either housewives/harridans of wherever or haunted houses/ghosts.
No thanks, I'll read a book.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2012 08:24 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: 66chevelle at March 13, 2012 08:25 AM (QjSgY)
The discovery of drowning souls with houses crammed with junk piled to the ceilings, and dog / cat sh_t
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 13, 2012 12:21 PM
Don't forget guys building the same bikes and having the same arguments they were 10 years ago
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2012 08:26 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Tony Gramsci at March 13, 2012 12:23 PM (kwAf2)
Pass the Haagen Daazs, I'm off the hook!
Posted by: joncelli, a member of the Stout American Community at March 13, 2012 08:26 AM (RD7QR)
How about a reality-TV contest where we gather up all of the nation's bratty pageant kids, their loony moms, and make them all fight for the grand prize of a pony!
Our judging panel can be:
1) Kate Gosselin (she still owes us a couple more showings in her contract)
2) I dunno...somebody flamboyant and completely nauseated by children...
3) Roman Polanski
Posted by: TLC Programming Director at March 13, 2012 08:27 AM (wEYaf)
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 13, 2012 08:28 AM (jTVGC)
You still have Modern Marvels on the History Channel. One of the best shows out there tough they seem to be running out of marvels. They had one on dirt not to long ago.
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 13, 2012 12:18 PM (jTVGC)
I always likes Modern Marvels.
Haven taken several soil science, physical geography and geology classes, I'll have to try to catch the rerun on soil. I wonder how much they got wrong.
BTW -- soil is the stuff you grow things in and build things on. Dirt is the stuff under your fingernails.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 13, 2012 08:28 AM (7+pP9)
Only if they do it while designing clothes suggested by Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, and that gay guy who's actually kinda cool.
Posted by: joncelli, a member of the Stout American Community at March 13, 2012 08:28 AM (RD7QR)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Pq0xYr3L4
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2012 08:28 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 08:29 AM (jUytm)
"Or a carrier named USS Lewinsky. It's impossible to make a direct strike on it."
Don't mess vith zat one, Comrade! Ees filled to bursting vith torpedoes!
Posted by: The Red October at March 13, 2012 08:29 AM (wEYaf)
I raaan so far awaaaaaaay
Then the sharks tore me limb from limb.*
*Somewhat modified for editorial purposes
Posted by: joncelli, a member of the Stout American Community at March 13, 2012 08:30 AM (RD7QR)
FOUR different shows about people bidding on abandoned storage lockers; picking through other people's former possessions like hyenas
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 13, 2012 08:30 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 08:31 AM (jUytm)
Nah, nanny government causes obesity. There's a strong correlation between government involvement in diet and exercise and obesity. Every time they start a new initiative the problem's worse a few years later.
Posted by: Heorot at March 13, 2012 08:31 AM (Nq/UF)
Posted by: StorageMan at March 13, 2012 08:32 AM (OhYCU)
Whaddya think, chief?
Posted by: joncelli, looking for the grand cable unification at March 13, 2012 08:32 AM (RD7QR)
You can't name a ship that. It would always be going down.
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 13, 2012 08:33 AM (Hx5uv)
"BTW -- soil is the stuff you grow things in and build things on. Dirt is the stuff under your fingernails."
Had a pastor at a former church try to make a point along these lines. That you can take a handful of exactly the same thing and put it in two different places to get entirely different contexts. A handful of earth thrown in your vegetable garden is soil. A handful of earth thrown on your kitchen table is dirt.
I don't remember the point he was trying to make, unfortuantely. Probably something about how we were all bad congregants who needed to give more to the church's "social justice" fund. I dunno. I'd stopped listening to this guy and had moved on to playing Liberal Pastor Bingo in the margins of the newsletter.
Posted by: reason at March 13, 2012 08:35 AM (wEYaf)
Ever try to watch one of those Bigfoot hunter shows?? If you can get through ten minutes or so they're pretty damn funneh.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 13, 2012 08:35 AM (8ieXv)
"You can't name a ship that. It would always be going down."
OK. So she gets named after a sub...?
Posted by: reason at March 13, 2012 08:38 AM (wEYaf)
Hey! Go easy on the lawyer jokes.
Times are so bad out here, the other day I saw my partner with his hands in his own pockets!
Posted by: Flim and Flam, Attys. at Law at March 13, 2012 08:38 AM (D9mhW)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 13, 2012 08:41 AM (hiMsy)
"Ever try to watch one of those Bigfoot hunter shows?? If you can get through ten minutes or so they're pretty damn funneh. "
It was lame the first time I saw any of the footage....when it was called Blair Witch Project.
Posted by: reason at March 13, 2012 08:44 AM (wEYaf)
Posted by: Flim and Flam, Attys. at Law at March 13, 2012 12:38 PM (D9mhW)
Hey, we're the original truthily named law firm....you'll be hearing from us......
Posted by: Dewey,Cheatum,and Howe at March 13, 2012 08:46 AM (61BD9)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 12:29 PM
I call bullshit
Posted by: Capt Ahab at March 13, 2012 08:46 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: DaveA at March 13, 2012 08:47 AM (CQnSk)
Those laws are racist and disproportionally affect shark citizens. AG Holder has blocked the implementation of that law in the interest of justice.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2012 08:48 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2012 12:14 PM (jUytm)
Yeah, in public, Lieutenant Dike is "generally" proud of our t roops.
But "privately", not so much, I bet.
Posted by: 66chevelle at March 13, 2012 08:49 AM (QjSgY)
As a computer nerd type,I get annoyed when either movies or TV shows get the facts wrong about some of the stuff I deal with. It is what it is though....
Posted by: Crowsting - where Obama will always be SCOAMT at March 13, 2012 08:49 AM (61BD9)
As a computer nerd type,I get annoyed when either movies or TV shows get the facts wrong about some of the stuff I deal with.
I have yet to see any movie or TV show get anything remotely right about computer technology. I think even if they know what they're doing, computer nerds doing real computer stuff just isn't visually compelling watch to watch.
But they get nothing right. The interesting thing though, is that most people assume they get anything write about anything else, either. If you knew about everything, you'd know they largely get everything completely wrong.
I don't know anything about everything, but I know enough about the media to know they don't know shit from shinola.
They know how to read script in a dramatic fashion while posturing as a position of unbiased authority. That is what they do, and do well. It should not be any wonder why it's so often the career trajectory of beauty pageant winners who think everyone should have maps, even children in the Iraq.
Posted by: Entropy at March 13, 2012 09:07 AM (TULs6)
I love this singularity bubkis. Computer technology is advancing so fast, yadda yadda yadda.
The logic has not changed since they were invented. We're still playing out all the variations on the same thing, is all, it's still rather infant.
Computer technology has advanced in much the same way internal combustion technology has advanced. Cars keep getting faster and faster and faster... soon no doubt they will develop conciousness and rebel against their human masters.
Um no, it's just a car. Obviously that's silly. But with computers, lots of people assert we're somehow getting closer to conciousness, based on the fact that we are getting calculators to do basic arithmetic faster.
Posted by: Entropy at March 13, 2012 09:10 AM (TULs6)
Is there a special hat for Moron of the the day re-using the post as a comment joke?
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