March 02, 2012
— Russ from Winterset Last Spring, I was in Pella, Iowa at the premiere of Sarah Palin's movie. I didn't get tickets to the movie because it was going to start promptly at 5pm, and I had enough job responsibilities that I wasn't going to be able to scoot out early. So I just went over for the after-movie festivities.
So I'm in the crowd, when all of a sudden I see "that haircut" along with the carefully cultivated five o'clock shadow that were hallmarks of the Late Great Andrew Breitbart. He was just circulating through the crowd who were waiting for Sarah & Todd to leave the theatre. I managed to work my way over to him and introduce myself. When I told him that I'm a minor-league coblogger at the AoSHQ, he replied with something like "Hey I love that site! I don't know if I've read your work or not: Do you COMMENT there too?"
Dude was in on the joke, and he said it with that Breitbart smile on his face.
I only met the man the one time, but I wanted to share the story today because I think he really liked the treacherous hive of scum & villiany that comments here at Ace's. He wasn't blowing smoke up your asses, I honestly think that he liked you. And that's a good way to remember the man.
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Posted by: DaveinNC at March 02, 2012 04:55 AM (boNGU)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2012 04:57 AM (Fw2Gg)
Posted by: Texan Economist at March 02, 2012 04:59 AM (TC/9F)
I read the story of his last hour: drinking at a bar, talking with strangers, having a good time. He went out like a true Moron.
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 05:00 AM (GQ8sn)
I'm speechless. Couldn't even comment yesterday.
Michael Savage broached the subject last night of a government hit. Not sure if that was rash or brave? The thought has crossed my mind.
Posted by: Truman North at March 02, 2012 05:00 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Zakn at March 02, 2012 05:02 AM (zyaZ1)
Every first comment should read, "Hi Andrew!". And this pic should be anchored somewhere on the home page forever.
http://tinyurl.com/7wyzztp
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2012 05:02 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: GergS(Dirty Scandi Dog Whistle) at March 02, 2012 05:03 AM (dptRY)
Posted by: Mr Pink at March 02, 2012 05:04 AM (eDmFX)
I can tell you, as could a lot of Morons here, the EXACT post that pic was taken from.
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 05:05 AM (GQ8sn)
Which one? I didn't recognize it.
Once more, with feeling: Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 05:07 AM (8y9MW)
He fucked up his website link like everyone does until they figure out how to work it lol
The whole no one reads the blog, just the comments meme cracks me up
Posted by: Zakn at March 02, 2012 05:10 AM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: keith olbermann at March 02, 2012 05:10 AM (nxTmu)
What a day that was. What a day yesterday was. Time to pick up the pieces, and move along, now.
Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 02, 2012 05:11 AM (UEEex)
It's the one where some Occu-tards were talking about crashing an event and lighting into Breitbart saying that although Romney has Secret Service protection, he wouldn't. It was a thinly veiled threat against Breitbart's safety and he apparently loved it.
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 05:12 AM (GQ8sn)
We are at least high brow scum and villianu.
We may be vulgarians, but we are high class, highly educated vulgarians.
If you get the Morning Jolt, Geraghty has a fantastic piece on Andrew's death and his response to the Left's reaction thereto. Honestly, I think that some people need to be reminded viscerally as to why you at least pretend to have common courtesy. The world would be a much better place if my one free beat down a month rule was implemented.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 05:14 AM (VtjlW)
With or without the stompy boots?
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 05:16 AM (GQ8sn)
http://tinyurl.com/7pjztze
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2012 05:16 AM (X6akg)
Can I buy tickets to your meeting with Matty Y? I'll bring popcorn.
Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 02, 2012 05:17 AM (UEEex)
I looked him in the eye and said calmly: "You ever speak ill of that man again in my presence, and we are going to the floor." He got real quiet, and moved on.
Posted by: Zakn at March 02, 2012 05:18 AM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 05:18 AM (8y9MW)
Thank you for sharing, Russ. He was such a great man. Even having never met him, I could just tell he was an incredible guy from what I saw of him on TV, heard on the radio, and read online. He will be missed more than most, and for a very long time.
God bless, AB.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 02, 2012 05:19 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Zakn at March 02, 2012 05:19 AM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 05:20 AM (8y9MW)
Matt Taibi from Rolling Stone was the worst. Don't read his blog entry about Breitbart if you have access to objects that can cause blunt force trauma.
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 05:21 AM (GQ8sn)
I looked him in the eye and said calmly: "You ever speak ill of that man again in my presence, and we are going to the floor." He got real quiet, and moved on.
Posted by: Zakn at March 02, 2012 09:18 AM (zyaZ1)
I don't know what this says about me, but that story just gave me a Chrissy Matthews tingle up my leg.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 02, 2012 05:22 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: JoAnne at March 02, 2012 05:23 AM (8DdAv)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 05:23 AM (Lpdzt)
Oh, it got worse than that. Someone edited his pic to one that featured a man with an extremely flexible torso IFYWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 05:25 AM (GQ8sn)
Matt Taibi from Rolling Stone was the worst. Don't read his blog entry about Breitbart if you have access to objects that can cause blunt force trauma.
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 09:21 AM (GQ8sn)
I would recommend removing all potential weapons - be they blunt, sharp, or projectile -- from your immediate area prior to reading ANYTHING from Matt Taibi. He's a filthy pig that delights in rolling in his own filth.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 02, 2012 05:25 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Zakn at March 02, 2012 09:19 AM (zyaZ1)
Somebody elsewhere posted a picture of that dorky turd yesterday. No wonder he writes such jealous garbage.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2012 05:25 AM (LmCDn)
Posted by: Sarahw at March 02, 2012 05:26 AM (LYwCh)
I was never lucky enough to meet Andrew Breitbart, but his death has hit me harder than anything outside a family loss or 9/11. I spent yesterday intermittently excusing myself from my desk so I could go sob in the company restroom.
His death has me searching for a new, more effective path. As it stands, I've made a life of either letting libtards spew and just walking away because they're just not worth the effort OR leaving them on the floor bleeding if they cross the line. Engaging them in any way even remotely close to what AB would do just never seemed like something I could do. I resolve to do better. For Andrew.
Posted by: Jaws at March 02, 2012 05:28 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 02, 2012 05:29 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Andy at March 02, 2012 05:29 AM (VqHC3)
I'm probably most saddened that there isn't anyone else currently doing what he had been doing in a public and high profile way. Because we need more of it.
RIP
Posted by: CausticConservative at March 02, 2012 05:30 AM (gT3jF)
morning yall. Dennis Miller whole show is about Andrew this morning. its been good so far. i found this place to listen to it for free.
http://tinyurl.com/yavzz5g
Posted by: Racefan at March 02, 2012 05:31 AM (xQzRM)
Posted by: Matt in Maine at March 02, 2012 05:31 AM (gWLRb)
That means "with," right?
Oui.
Your multi-linguality scares and confuses me.
Six years of French. I remember like ten words.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 05:31 AM (VtjlW)
I'm looking for a copyright-free image (I ain't no Shepard Fairey) of Breitbart so I can make a memorial quiltlet.
Actually, I should just e-mail Ace and ask if I can use the "reading comments" photo. Except he doesn't read his e-mail. Heh.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 05:31 AM (/kI1Q)
Thanks for sharing that Russ. It's nice to know there was a little connection to one of my heroes. Somehow today seems worse than yesterday, I guess it's sinking in that it's real.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at March 02, 2012 05:34 AM (fYOZx)
Posted by: Chicago Voter at March 02, 2012 05:35 AM (qZb8X)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 05:36 AM (4iAT0)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, rip andrew at March 02, 2012 05:37 AM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: mare at March 02, 2012 05:38 AM (A98Xu)
After the grief, I think the inspiration will still be there but it will never be the same. He brought so much joy & life to the endeavor.
Posted by: jeannebodine, SMOD-Bot at March 02, 2012 05:39 AM (byR8d)
Yeah, that's the problem with making Tshirts or anything using Breitbart's picture or even his full name. There are rules governing that sort of thing unless you have permission from the family or the photographer who took the picture.
Posted by: mama winger at March 02, 2012 05:39 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Chicago Voter at March 02, 2012 05:39 AM (qZb8X)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, rip andrew at March 02, 2012 05:39 AM (Ho2rs)
Will respect the wishes of the family as far as the funeral goes, but my fantasy is the biggest conservative blowout you could imagine. Kind of like a who's who of conservative bloggers, et al to give the final BIG FINGER to the left in Andrew's honor. A national event, if you will. Of course, the occupiers would have to be outside and everybody would take turns to yell at them with typical Breitbart gusto.
Posted by: JoAnne at March 02, 2012 05:40 AM (8DdAv)
But I was stunned at how very well the formatting worked. I thought our suffering had gone on longer than that.
Posted by: Pecos at March 02, 2012 05:41 AM (2Gb0y)
Just freaking eerie.
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 05:41 AM (ykSKg)
I called my father when I heard about Andrew passing. He was vaguely familiar with Andrew, so I had to fill him in a bit. I was so close to sobbing.
My father had a close brush with death not once, but twice, and I kind of wrote it off until his brother died. Then I was sitting with my cousins playing cards as they were just fighting off tears and I realized that I was *THAT* close to it being me.
I call my father almost everyday, and at least once a week I tell him that I love him, and I also tell him why. Because you never fucking know what thier last day will be. It spooked me when he started doing it to me, but I realized that I had told him that you never fucking know if some random car crash happens and all of a sudden, you realize you haven't told someone you loved them in a while, or more importantly WHY. In an instant, that opportunity is gone, and there's just that big hole in your heart. Forever.
He's 20 years older than Andrew. God bless Andrew and his Family. I hope we can set up a Fund of some kind. I'd rather give to that, than buy a stack of books.
Posted by: Zakn at March 02, 2012 05:42 AM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at March 02, 2012 05:42 AM (AVmOZ)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 09:23 AM (Lpdzt)
Kudos to whoever did that to that scumbag's wiki page
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2012 05:43 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: JoJo at March 02, 2012 05:46 AM (GUoMK)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 05:47 AM (/kI1Q)
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Posted by: Zakn at March 02, 2012 05:48 AM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Paladin at March 02, 2012 05:50 AM (lP8dE)
I see that the Kos Kids are trying to gin up the Westboro "Baptist" lunatics to protest at AB's funeral. Nice. Very classy. If they try it I can guarantee there WILL be a beatdown, and it will be bloody.
Link to Weasel Zippers: http://tinyurl.com/7zrhaf4
Markos Moulitsamafuckingdouchebag will rot in hell one day.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 02, 2012 05:53 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 05:55 AM (u50z0)
Posted by: mama winger at March 02, 2012 05:56 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Theresa at March 02, 2012 05:56 AM (2dNWw)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 02, 2012 05:57 AM (MnD/c)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 05:57 AM (u50z0)
On our best days, we could aspire to be like him on his worst days.
Time to up our games I guess.
Posted by: Truman North at March 02, 2012 05:58 AM (I2LwF)
I honestly think that he liked you.
He liked us! He really liked us!
....
Frig, now I'm going to start crying again. Dammit, this is as bad as when Reagan passed.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 02, 2012 05:58 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at March 02, 2012 05:59 AM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Theresa at March 02, 2012 09:56 AM (2dNWw)
--It occurred to me last night that the same retarded trolls who paint all of us as redneck, creationist holy rollers (and, I might add, the blanket implication that liberals are cool, reasonable atheists is an even more ridiculous assumption) sure loved invoking traditional concepts of hellfire when fantasizing about Andrew's fate.
In any case, the trollwhacking yesterday was fun.
Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 05:59 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 09:57 AM (u50z0)
Which of course means we must ask: which one of the Moron/ettes made the edit? Because that is the true Moron spirit right there.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 02, 2012 06:01 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: ESPN Headline writer at March 02, 2012 06:01 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at March 02, 2012 06:01 AM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Merv at March 02, 2012 06:02 AM (fdUIc)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 02, 2012 06:02 AM (4df7R)
Goliad was a much better lesson. Happy independence day Texas...wish I was back there.
Posted by: Paladin at March 02, 2012 06:02 AM (lP8dE)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 02, 2012 06:03 AM (MnD/c)
You know what's awful? He won't be here to see Obama get thrown out of the White House. The last president of his life was Obama.
Dear God, I hope that temporal worries are far from him where he is now.
Posted by: Truman North at March 02, 2012 06:05 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: yinzer at March 02, 2012 06:06 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: comatus at March 02, 2012 06:06 AM (ZOlM3)
Well the best lesson was San Jacinto: the point is to win, not to "fight fair."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 06:06 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 06:07 AM (u50z0)
We (they?) did. It made me angry, because, once again, we (collectively) bought into their premise- that the tape was about Shirley Sherrod. What the right should have been proclaiming- long and loud- was that Sherrod's firing was both uncalled-for and irrelevant to the issue, and the issue was the rampant racism at the NAACP.
The terrible thing about the Sherrod tape was not her story- it was the crowd's reaction to it.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 06:10 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 02, 2012 10:03 AM (MnD/c)
That bugs me too- the "Sherrod Tape" was never about Sherrod- it was about the NAACP audience's RACIST REACTION to what Sherrod said. The whole point was to contrast the demonstrable evidence of racism at the NAACP against the total lack of evidence of racism in the Tea Party.
O'Reilly got ahold of it, misunderstood it (shocker I know) and made it about Sherrod.
It was downhill from there.
Posted by: Nighthawk at March 02, 2012 06:11 AM (RSqz2)
They owe me a new keyboard. Link on my name.
Posted by: GergS(Dirty Scandi Dog Whistle) at March 02, 2012 06:11 AM (2okAn)
Posted by: yinzer at March 02, 2012 10:06 AM (/Mla1)
The best part is, the original 'doctored' tape he posted ended with Sherrod's pivot from flat out racist to the more nuanced racially tinged Marxism. The part that the libs scream he cut out was not in fact cut out.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 02, 2012 06:11 AM (W7ffl)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 06:13 AM (u50z0)
Posted by: Laura Castellano at March 02, 2012 06:13 AM (fuw6p)
Dear God, I hope that temporal worries are far from him where he is now.
Posted by: Truman North at March 02, 2012 10:05 AM (I2LwF)
I Tweeted back to an idiot lefty yesterday who said he wished AB had waited to pass away "until after Obama got re-elected." I told him that this way, AB has the best seat in the house to watch the SCOAMF lose in a landslide.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 02, 2012 06:14 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at March 02, 2012 06:15 AM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2012 06:16 AM (VndSC)
A lot of the real import of the hijacking of government payments was lost in the wake of the tit for tat racism dance.
This story and ACORN really are about the essence of this corrupt commie criminal enterprise, and Breitbart got that better than anybody on the Right.
Posted by: ontherocks at March 02, 2012 06:16 AM (ZJCDy)
Posted by: Travis at March 02, 2012 06:18 AM (/gUgY)
Posted by: nickless at March 02, 2012 06:18 AM (DurEE)
Posted by: RushBabe, Severely Conservative at March 02, 2012 06:18 AM (tQHzJ)
The video and story of him roller blading around an ows/seiu? protest is priceless. Sending them all to Denny's is the most moronic, hilarious thing I've heard of. I Will always remember A.B.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 06:19 AM (8ieXv)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 02, 2012 06:20 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: SurferDoc at March 02, 2012 06:22 AM (6H6FZ)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 10:19 AM (8ieXv)
Do you have a link to this? I haven't seen it.
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2012 06:23 AM (X6akg)
Okay, I'll need to read some of those, they're probably funny.
But, as a good Texan, let me tell you: You're welcome for your State. No need to thank us.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 06:23 AM (8y9MW)
That IS depressing.
mama winger--You can publish/exhibit/sell art with likenesses of un-elected "public figures." Lots and lots of Michael Jackson paintings out there for some reason.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 06:24 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: ted at March 02, 2012 06:28 AM (wb4qc)
Posted by: RushBabe, Severely Conservative at March 02, 2012 06:30 AM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 10:24 AM
But they are illegal unless authorized by Michael Jackson's estate.
Posted by: mama winger at March 02, 2012 06:30 AM (P6QsQ)
mama winger--You can publish/exhibit/sell art with likenesses of un-elected "public figures." Lots and lots of Michael Jackson paintings out there for some reason.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 10:24 AM (/kI1Q)
Just be mindful not to make a direct carbon copy from a copyrighted image. The public figure might not have a claim to it, but the photographer who took it does. That's where Fairey ran into trouble. You could probably get by on a one-time thing like a quilt, but if you were planning to mass market the item in question (like Fairey and his stupid HOPE poster) , you'd need permissions and image releases.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 02, 2012 06:30 AM (4df7R)
ows/seiu? protest is priceless. Sending them all to Denny's is the most
moronic, hilarious thing I've heard of. IWill always remember A.B.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 10:19 AM (8ieXv)
Do you have a link to this? I haven't seen it.
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2012 10:23 AM (X6akg)
**
working on it..think I saw it right scoop?? was all over the place yesterday.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 06:32 AM (8ieXv)
Posted by: ted at March 02, 2012 10:28 AM (wb4qc)
There are a ton of commentors who don't ever swear, or do so infrequently. Let me extend a hand in friendship to you, Ted, and welcome you to comment whenever you like.
Posted by: Truman North at March 02, 2012 06:32 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: mama winger at March 02, 2012 06:33 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: mama winger at March 02, 2012 06:36 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: tsj017 at March 02, 2012 06:36 AM (vV/dn)
Except they're not, unless they trademarked his face.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 06:37 AM (/kI1Q)
Jim Geraghty has a great, great piece at his Morning Jolt blog.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2012 06:38 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Zakn at March 02, 2012 09:18 AM (zyaZ1)
I think Zakn may be Raylan Givens from Justified! Bravo!
Brietbart the Braveheart...I see him as William Wallace, who said:
"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."
From everything I read about Andrew, he lived at full throttle all of the time.
While I am sure Andrew would cackle at the comparison to William Wallace, I honestly see Brietbart as a leader of our cause to defeat Obama in November. His battle cry, from the last CPAC, was to unite in battle:
"We are in the fight of our lives." Never forget.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Rubio at March 02, 2012 06:39 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Missing Breitbart at March 02, 2012 06:39 AM (3p/jD)
Posted by: mama winger at March 02, 2012 06:39 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: ted at March 02, 2012 10:28 AM (wb4qc)
.
There are a myriad of #$%^&% ing ways around that.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 02, 2012 06:40 AM (F0K0r)
One of the best ways to honor Breitbart would be for a Right leaning news service or blogger or both to do a complete expose' of just how the Sherrod Case was a window into how SCOAMF's unconstitutional regime has used an already wasteful government agency to act as a facilitator of slavery reparations to a bunch of fake farmers with taxpayer dollars.
Didn't PJ Media do a multipart series about it? I know someone did because there was a bit pointing out that there were victims of actual discrimination who ended up getting next to nothing because of all the fake claims.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 06:40 AM (VtjlW)
same....i had french from preschool until 4th grade and then 3 years in high school......failed my last semester.....i do like to irritate my kids by speaking in a french accent throwing in a few of the words i remember......
Posted by: phoenixgirl, rip andrew at March 02, 2012 09:39 AM (Ho2rs)
I took 4 years of French in high school and even though it wasn't boring I didn't devote a lot of effort to it. Then a couple decades later I went to France and was surprised how much of it came back; not so much that I could keep up with rapidfire conversations in Paris but enough to get around pretty easily and have people compliment me for being reasonably proficient.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2012 06:40 AM (LmCDn)
Posted by: Y-not at March 02, 2012 06:41 AM (5H6zj)
Breitbart was a true moron, in the very best sense.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2012 06:41 AM (UOM48)
Except they're not, unless they trademarked his face.>>
Which one?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 02, 2012 06:41 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Solomon at March 02, 2012 06:42 AM (e8kgV)
Okay, I'll need to read some of those, they're probably funny.
Actually it's pretty much just remove race/add Texan. It may have just been my dad for all I know. He was born in Colorado, and I think my grampa was too, but raised in CA.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 02, 2012 06:42 AM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Rachel Carson at March 02, 2012 06:43 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 10:36 AM (8ieXv)
Thanks, Dana! Every link I found on google had the video removed for copyright infringement.
I was hoping to see where he led them all to a Denny's down the road though.
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2012 06:44 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: ted at March 02, 2012 10:28 AM (wb4qc)
If you've been over there you'll have to work on teh funny (that didn't get it done), swearing isn't a required skillset.
Posted by: ontherocks at March 02, 2012 06:45 AM (ZJCDy)
I was hoping to see where he led them all to a Denny's down the road though.
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2012 10:44 AM (X6akg)
**
I maybe conflating the two stories, will look for the denny's story as well..
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 06:48 AM (8ieXv)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 02, 2012 06:48 AM (sLAhO)
Posted by: Y-not at March 02, 2012 06:49 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Davy Jones Locker at March 02, 2012 06:50 AM (AQHNK)
Who the f writes these headlines? What "belief" was he pushing other than the media to be honest? The real surprise is that they talk about him at all. In Stalin's Rusiia, they would disappear dissidents, and then dissapear their work.
Posted by: Truman North at March 02, 2012 06:50 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Missing Breitbart at March 02, 2012 06:50 AM (v/itI)
Agreed, Ted. Just be sure to wear your helmet and armor- and expect some rough-and-tumble.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 06:50 AM (8y9MW)
"For now I think the best way to honor Breitbart is to pray for his family and honor his memory with stories like Russ' and by continuing his fight."
One thing I did yesterday was order his book at Amazon through this site. It may not be much, but at least ace will get some coin as will AB's family.
Posted by: HH at March 02, 2012 06:51 AM (KB0hv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2012 06:51 AM (UOM48)
May he rest in peace.
Posted by: Minnie Rodent at March 02, 2012 06:52 AM (S3rrR)
Agreed, Ted. Just be sure to wear your helmet and armor- and expect some rough-and-tumble.
Oh, and since this is Friday you have to check your pants at the door.
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 06:53 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 06:53 AM (/kI1Q)
Yeah, I don't want the Westborough cretins to show up, but I doubt they will.
If they do have that little class, I fully expect violence: which would be disrespectful to Breitbart's family, but less so than having the heckled and told that God hated AB.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 06:53 AM (8y9MW)
--
Well, that scum group IS led by a Liberal, so they shouldn't have any trouble getting them to comply.
Pigs. *spits*
Posted by: Y-not at March 02, 2012 10:49 AM (5H6zj)
The MFM rarely, if ever, brings up that Phelps is a donkeycrat.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2012 06:53 AM (LmCDn)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 02, 2012 10:53 AM (/kI1Q)
Food art?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2012 06:54 AM (DrWcr)
Whoops, nearly forgot.
{checks pants}
Yep, I've got 'em. Fly zipped and everything.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 06:55 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Y-not at March 02, 2012 06:55 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 06:56 AM (u50z0)
From a commentor at flopping aces:
*
A friend of Andrew called him and said that ACORN was protesting at a local bank. Andrew told his friend “Meet me there.” Andrew parked his car and went to the back of it, lifting the trunk lid. He took out a pair of roller blades, and put them on. When he friend asked what he was doing, Andrew said “Going into the crowd.” Andrew, on roller blades, video camera in hand, went among the ACORN protesters, filming them as he asked them why they were there. No one seemed to know. They just knew that ACORN HQs had called them and told them to protest the bank. They also did not seem to know who he was.
Andrew did not like that the ACORN protesters were preventing a bank from doing business so, in true Breitbart style, he started telling the protesters that the protest was over and they were all supposed to meet up at a local DennyÂ’s just a few blocks away. Andrew skated among the protesters, telling one by one, to meet up at DennyÂ’s.
Andrew was laughing as only he could do. He told me that within 20 minutes, the protesters had dispersed and had descended on the local DennyÂ’sÂ…Â…Â…Â…..so he went home. One man, on roller blades, ended a protest against a national bank.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 06:56 AM (8ieXv)
Posted by: Davy Jones Locker at March 02, 2012 06:57 AM (AQHNK)
If so, let me take this chance to say having the HQ the last couple of days has been incredibly helpful to me. For all you're imaginary midgets who live in my computer, I've come to view you as friends.
Also: Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.
And I'll be on Vacation in the Caribbean next week, so someone will need to take up my slack on posting that in every thread. It needs to be said.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 06:58 AM (8y9MW)
I just made a bumper sticker for my self.
On top
Be Bold Be Breitbart
Conservatism Without Compromise
At the bottom
Posted by: sandbagger at March 02, 2012 06:58 AM (mJg2y)
For all you're imaginary midgets who live in my computer, I've come to view you as friends.
Ok, but no touching and you go home at dark.
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 07:00 AM (u50z0)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 10:56 AM (8ieXv)
Yeah, that's the one! Think that's the same one as the video you posted but it ended before that part?
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2012 07:00 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2012 07:02 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2012 07:03 AM (UOM48)
Jebus, Ted. What the fuck is wrong witcha? Cursing is so......so........liberating! I fucking curse a lot. Have you ever comtemplated the versitility of the standard boilerplate cuss words of "fuck" and "shit"? Amazing! I learn so much here at AoSHQ. I got my primary blackgart training in the oil patch, but here at AoSHQ I'm working on my Ph.D. My time spent here is so worthwhile as I am constantly striving to improve myself. The instructors here are awesome!
Seriously, I would have loved to have met Breitbart in person and as many events as he came to, I figured to have a pretty good chance. Regretably, he did not live long enough. The world is significantly darker with his passing.
Posted by: maddogg at March 02, 2012 07:04 AM (OlN4e)
I'm expecting something "Clayton Bigsby"-esque.
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 07:04 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 02, 2012 07:09 AM (C2//T)
Just wanted to pass along my latest blog post - I went extra heavy on the snark, just like Mr. Breitbart would have wanted it:
Pay to Play (or, No, I Don't Want to Subsidize Your Sex Life) http://wp.me/p1ipEz-1kp
You want to be able to have consequence-free sex, and you want ME to pay for it with higher insurance rates? OK, fine – I’ll make you a deal:
IÂ’ll pay for your drunken weekends with whichever guy straps on the beer goggles at last call, but in return I expect you to keep your piehole shut when you have to pay higher insurance rates for MY lifestyle choices.
And boy, howdy, am I going to stick it to you BUT GOOD.
You just THINK youÂ’ve been screwed by all of those Frat Boys, but it is nothing compared to the rogering you are going to get from me.
I am going to start living a life of indulgent luxury – I’m going to plop my fat ass on my couch and watch television all day long – no exercise for me. I’m going to eat the fattiest, greasiest foods that I can find – there isn’t going to be a vegetable in sight. I don’t drink, smoke, or use drugs, but I am thinking about taking them up – just so I can run up your insurance premiums.
You see Ms. Fluke, you have as much as admitted that no one has to take personal responsibility for their actions. No, you sat in front of a national audience and said that each of us has to pay for whatever other people in the rest of the country decide they want to do.
And if you donÂ’t want them telling you what you can or cannot do with YOUR body, then you sure as heck donÂ’t get to tell them what they can or cannot do with theirs.
There's more (with pictures!) - I hope you enjoy it!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 02, 2012 07:10 AM (0xqzf)
It was the one thing I could do to honor him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2012 07:11 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 02, 2012 11:09 AM (C2//T)
*
I've been catching glimpses of an A.B. artsy fartsy oil portrait....I'd love to buy a copy of the print for my man cave.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2012 07:12 AM (8ieXv)
Using red, white and blue fabrics, of course.
Posted by: Retread at March 02, 2012 07:13 AM (joSBv)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 07:16 AM (u50z0)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 07:16 AM (u50z0)
Google "Koch's Tour" instead and you'll get to it.
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 07:18 AM (GQ8sn)
I'm shocked. Stunned. Waiting for someone to tell me this is all a joke.
Meanwhile, someone named matt yglasias gets the Andrew Sullivan award. *spit*
Posted by: rectal exam at March 02, 2012 07:18 AM (O7ksG)
Spend an hour in the ONT some night. It will...change you.
Posted by: Slublog at March 02, 2012 07:19 AM (0nqdj)
Posted by: rtw at March 02, 2012 07:19 AM (s6tTC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2012 11:03 AM (UOM4
The tapes could show Barry raping 10 year old boys, burning an American flag, selling drugs, and killing someone and the MFM would totally ignore it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2012 07:20 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 02, 2012 07:23 AM (jucos)
Well, the best I can hope for is that while AB was lurking here, he got a chuckle out of us Morons.
Andrew, we hardly knew ye. Rest In Peace.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 02, 2012 07:27 AM (d0Tfm)
I did too, for Kindle - and got Levin's Ameritopia for good measure. I read the first chapter of Andrew's book last night and it near brought me to tears. The fire and passion the man had for America and for his cause! Inspiring. I want to become more active, even if it's just to write to the local liberal rag.And it will always be:
FOR ANDREW
Posted by: real joe at March 02, 2012 07:28 AM (uBe0D)
If Christina Hendricks pics are posted, would he watch us, you know ...
Posted by: kbdabear at March 02, 2012 07:29 AM (Y+DPZ)
His comments appeared aimed more at Israel and its supporters in the United States than at Iran.
"I think that the Israeli government recognizes that, as president of the United States, I don't bluff," he said in the interview. "
Who needs enemies when this prick is in the White House. If I were Israel or Iran, I'd say (publicly) fuck you pussy, what are you going to do about it and watch Barry (wetting his pants) run to the UN and tell on them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2012 07:30 AM (1Jaio)
1) Us Morons probably already have guessed it
2) The MFM will dutifully shield the voting public from them and/or explain that they show conservatives to be raaaaacist (and/or homophobic, if they show Barky blowing a football team)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 07:30 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 02, 2012 11:16 AM (u50z0)
I think he said the birthday presents AB sent were different portraits of the American flag.
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2012 07:31 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: The White House at March 02, 2012 07:31 AM (DATOZ)
Posted by: mike at March 02, 2012 07:32 AM (5wTlf)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcbLcxmAA_Q
Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 02, 2012 07:35 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: rtw at March 02, 2012 11:19 AM (s6tTC)
Pete had an unnaturally small heart which went undiagnosed because he was afraid of doctors all his life; everybody around him was shocked by it. Some outfit did a documentary on him that CBS showed a few times around final four weekend; although strangely enough on the local CBS outlet it was the first thing aired after 9/11 when they finally went back to regular programming.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2012 07:35 AM (LmCDn)
Dana Loesch will probably be in charge of Big Government now, she'll need our support
If Ace took the leadership, it would look something like this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-glC0wbXBA
Posted by: kbdabear at March 02, 2012 07:36 AM (Y+DPZ)
Which island?
It's cruise. We're leaving from Ft. Lauderdale (I keep wanting to say Tampa, for some reason), hitting Key West, Grand Cayman, and Ocho Rios.
You said the other day she felt like she was getting something.
Yeah, she had a 24-hour bug of some sort. Now the question is if I dodged that bullet, or if it'll hit me while I'm out on the sea.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 07:38 AM (8y9MW)
Russ,
Nice tribute.
I had never really thought of myself as part of a "treacherous hive of scum and villainy" before, but when I think about it, the phrase does have a certain "Je ne sais quoi." Do moron commenters now get a daily ration of grog?
Proud to be a part of the hive, even if a very minor one.
Posted by: RM at March 02, 2012 07:38 AM (TRsME)
Posted by: lesbian seagull at March 02, 2012 07:40 AM (xXhWA)
Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2012 07:41 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: johnny at March 02, 2012 07:43 AM (pUAhw)
I'm thinking she can put a serious dent in his estate even if she doesn't win unless some conservative firms (assuming there are any) would defend it gratis.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2012 07:44 AM (LmCDn)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 02, 2012 11:09 AM (C2//T)
Well, you WOULD say that, wouldn't you!
j/k
Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2012 07:48 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2012 08:03 AM (exvgC)
Posted by: Hobo jerky is good at March 02, 2012 08:03 AM (yLfyz)
Posted by: NoZe little sister at March 02, 2012 08:05 AM (yLfyz)
Posted by: mpfs, "We Are Breitbart" at March 02, 2012 08:06 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 02, 2012 08:06 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: mpfs, "We Are Breitbart" at March 02, 2012 08:07 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: mpfs, "We Are Breitbart" at March 02, 2012 12:07 PM (iYbLN)
You suggest he become a cannibal on top of his other faults?
Posted by: maddogg at March 02, 2012 08:12 AM (OlN4e)
Hopefully the Captain isn't an Italian hotdogger. Oh, and PICS!!!!
I'll be headed down to St. Barths later this summer, myself.
Posted by: EC at March 02, 2012 08:12 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Gonna eat some twinkies and drink some Valurite at March 02, 2012 08:12 AM (yLfyz)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 02, 2012 08:43 AM (0xqzf)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2012 09:18 AM (B+qrE)
I will point out that we have also been referred to in the Weekly Standard as "notoriously rowdy."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2012 01:18 PM (B+qrE)
You really have to admire a publication that dedicated to understatement.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 02, 2012 09:28 AM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Ross in San Jose at March 02, 2012 11:34 AM (0Wx7r)
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