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September 28, 2012

NBC Caught Doctoring Audio Again
— Ace

This is MSNBC, but if NBC considers them part of their "news family" than this is their baby, too.

NBC is doctoring audio a lot. Aren't they?

In this case, they are using the tactic I've noted quite a few times. They did this with Zimmerman, too, if you remember.

If you are given a chyron of text telling you what the speaker is ostensibly saying you will hear the speaker saying it, even if he is not in fact saying it at all.

It's an interesting demonstration of suggestibility.

Which apparently NBC doesn't know about, despite internet partisans using this trick over and over and over again.

CNN exposed this trick when the target was Clinton aide Mickey Kantor.

But when the media had the chance to lynch George Zimmerman, they forgot all about it, and permitted the suggested words to stick in people's minds. They began to walk their claims back when the only person they will accept criticism from, Jon Stewart, pointed out that Zimmerman's words did not in fact sound like "f***in' coons" at all. (Relevant portion starts at 4:23.)

So: CNN did not fall for the trick when it was directed against a liberal, Mickey Kantor. In that case, they exposed the trick and ran a segment on the chicanery.

But when the left uses the trick, CNN just runs with it.

So here we are again. Leftwing partisans make up a story using this technique -- suggesting you should hear words that weren't actually said -- and of course NBC reports it, because they don't mind being suckered by leftwing blogs and leftwing YouTube dirty-tricksters.

Watch the video, and see how a trick from a leftwing YouTube blogger became, without any fact-checking whatsoever, a nationally televised "fact" within hours.

At what point will "Real Journalists" grasp what lowly amateur bloggers have been explaining for six years?

Why This Trick Works: It works because people think they hear most words.

In fact, they rely on their eyes to "hear" words as much as their ears.

I realized this ten years ago as I got older and could not understand anyone when I was in a noisy bar -- unless I was looking right at them. Suddenly I could "hear" 90% of what they were saying.

If I was looking right at them, I could use both the limited amount I heard and add it to the lip-reading I had been doing, unconsciously, my whole life.

The eye is the king of the sensory organs. The eye trumps all.

When you add something for the eye -- lip movements, or chyron text suggesting to the eye (and then to the ears) what should be "heard" -- it wins the day. Given ambiguous inputs, the eye will "overrule" the ear and substitute its judgment.

Posted by: Ace at 10:27 AM | Comments (234)
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1 the president is a scoamf

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know at September 28, 2012 10:28 AM (j1z2L)

2 Fuck NBC.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 28, 2012 10:29 AM (aHR5E)

3 Interesting caller on Rush (black, ex-Obama supporter) who was at the rally and witnessed the truth and was incensed about the outright fabrication by NBC. Amazing... but not really. Just another day in the ministry of propaganda.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 10:30 AM (+tqYo)

4 And yet leftards will continue to deny any bias in the MFM.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 28, 2012 10:30 AM (aHR5E)

5 I believe I'm able to hear "Ryan" in the chant. But I also more clearly hear "Romney." Perhaps different groups in the crowd were conflicting with each other.

But the fact that at least a significant group of them are chanting "Romney" totally debunks the narrative NBC is trying to create.

Posted by: red sweater at September 28, 2012 10:31 AM (Xwgt3)

6 JJ, the clip I posted has a different witness calling into the Blaze saying the same thing. No fact checking when it comes to leftwing blogs. Straight from the fever swamps to national cable.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2012 10:31 AM (LCRYB)

7 BTW just in case it comes up later, all trolls are Average Joe and suck cock by choice.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 28, 2012 10:32 AM (aHR5E)

8 The "watch the video" link is broken, Ace.

Posted by: red sweater at September 28, 2012 10:32 AM (Xwgt3)

9 you will have to tell me since I can't get the video/audio

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 28, 2012 10:33 AM (HNwOT)

10 CNN exposed this trick when the target was Clinton aide ">Mickey Kantor.

Yeah, but what happened when the target was <= Mickey Kantor?

Posted by: Gerry at September 28, 2012 10:33 AM (yuhE/)

Glenn Beck broke this down today. He concluded that no one should ever trust any news or person working for NBC news ever again. And furthermore, he has never said that before about any organization.

NBC is worthless and vile. I'm even going to boycott SNF from now on.

Posted by: Truman North at September 28, 2012 10:33 AM (I2LwF)

12 Posted by: ace at September 28, 2012 02:31 PM (LCRYB) Ace, the guy is still on Rush now waiting to finish his call (bottom of the hour news break). Interesting because he identifies himself as black, Democrat, former TFG supporter and union guy. Used to hate Rush until he actually listened to him and found him to not be racist. But he claims he was at the rally and heard the actual chanting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 10:33 AM (+tqYo)

13 Glenn Beck spoke about this today (played the clip). Rush is talking about it now. Rush didn't know about it until a caller (who's continuing after this commercial break) told him about it. He's a Black, Union member, formerly worked on Obama's first campaign who has become a conservative. He was at the Romney campaign appearance, and he couldn't believe how NBC was covering this.

Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2012 10:34 AM (WGmy2)

14 Gerry, no such person exists.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 28, 2012 10:34 AM (aHR5E)

15 there are 4 pres debates, not one of them is hosted by NBC

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2012 10:34 AM (jUytm)

16 wait what? did mika say she shouldn't be slurping on joe's hardon?

Posted by: PR at September 28, 2012 10:34 AM (KHo8t)

17 I am impressed by their doctoring capabilities. I hereby proclaim all NBC employees to be primary care physicians in your new Obamacare health plan.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 28, 2012 10:34 AM (ggRof)

18 Glenn Beck was furious. He said he doesn't promote boycotts, but he thinks people should stop watching NBC.

Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2012 10:34 AM (WGmy2)

Even the NYT got this story right!

Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2012 10:35 AM (WGmy2)

20 how's the eternal NBC boycott going, guys? They should be nearly bankrupt by now, right?

Posted by: Jon at September 28, 2012 10:35 AM (t1NLo)

21 I've noticed they always do this shit on those stupid ghost hunter EVP shows. Bottom of the barrel for the news to be doing it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 28, 2012 10:35 AM (V6bSt)

22 Who was it that claimed the crowd booed when told Clinton had a heart attack when that a. wasn't even remotely true, b. it turned out he (reporter) was wearing earplugs and c. he was told by other reporters there that no, they didn't hear the crowd boo?

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at September 28, 2012 10:35 AM (VtjlW)

23 oops 3 pres debates, 1 vp debate

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2012 10:36 AM (jUytm)

24 See? I knew my post upstream would come in handy.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 28, 2012 10:36 AM (aHR5E)

25 I hope when in office, Romney plays hardball with these cocksuckers regarding press passes. And unleashes the Sununu on their candy asses.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at September 28, 2012 10:36 AM (+2e9Z)

26 You folks actually listen to glen beck? Wow.

Posted by: Jon at September 28, 2012 10:36 AM (t1NLo)

27 JJ Sefton, fist bump!

Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2012 10:36 AM (WGmy2)

Come on.

Watching MSNBC is fun.

It's way better than SNL and I don't have to stay up late.

Posted by: i am mad as hell and i am not going to take it anymore at September 28, 2012 10:36 AM (cgxNI)

29 "At what point will "Real Journalists" grasp what lowly amateur bloggers have been explaining for six years?"

So long as it keeps helping the left, never.

Posted by: holygoat at September 28, 2012 10:36 AM (XnwWl)

30 I have a very small penis.

Posted by: Average Jon at September 28, 2012 10:37 AM (aHR5E)

31 You'd think at least a few in the media would be smart enough to see where this country is headed under Obama and be scared enough to knock this shit off. I know these guys aren't rocket surgeons but or imminent demise could not be any clearer and if they think that they will somehow be saved from the carnage they are dumber than even I think they are which is a mighty low bar.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2012 10:37 AM (TMB3S)

32 Totally fucking despicable, let me go get my shocked face out the attic.

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 28, 2012 10:37 AM (UZQM8)

brb...helping Rupert blow horses to collect their cum

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: Jon at September 28, 2012 10:37 AM (ggRof)

34 Just disgusting. It sounded like "Romney, Romney!" and nothing like "Ryan!" That was not a mistake. It was a deliberate deception. Oh, and those are 2 good looking (and competent) men on our side. Finally, Joey Scarborough is a junior scoamf, and Mika is has always been a ditz. And the racist black dude that called into Rush's show confirmed the lady's story.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 28, 2012 10:37 AM (6zgse)

35
Kinda like the chyron they run that sez Mourning Joe is a Republican.

Posted by: Read My Lips at September 28, 2012 10:38 AM (Bf15u)

36 NBC would never intentionally falsify footage.

Trust me.

Posted by: Exploding Pickup Truck at September 28, 2012 10:38 AM (SY2Kh)

37 Maybe we need to run an ad on MSNBC for free Obamaphones.

Then we send the respondents the kind of Obamaphone the Israelis ship to Hamas.

Naaaaaaaahhh....

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2012 10:38 AM (o+SC1)

38 27 JJ Sefton, fist bump! Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2012 02:36 PM (WGmy2) Right back at ya. This is why the intertubes are so great. Instant feedback. And pron!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 10:38 AM (+tqYo)

39 >>>Glenn Beck was furious. He said he doesn't promote boycotts, but he thinks people should stop watching NBC. as I've said, I agree. it's time to drive them out of business.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2012 10:38 AM (LCRYB)

40 Hector; Truth Teller; Inquiring Minds; Bubba +IAze CX71c 6Lik1 UP3wT TVbdM Romney loses big c3oPV hJEXQ luJ3e cLRoC Lf/c1 l5Jl8 +c1oa TA5tK [AoS fan favorite, currently as Â“pray for peaceÂ”] oZfic Jimmy-Joe okvIY Andrew Breitbart (a nasty, vile POS) bTzlP Veritas (possibly sTevo) 9OgGE Average Joe bn5zu Chai ojOys Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2012 10:50 AM (imtbm) paging Royal oil - you need to add Jon to the list

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at September 28, 2012 10:38 AM (Dnbau)

41 Just googled "Is MSNBC going bankrupt?" from the first link wiki-answers: Morally, yes. I've officially hit the end of the internet.

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 28, 2012 10:39 AM (UZQM8)

42 I bet Jimmy gets an iPad!

Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2012 10:39 AM (WGmy2)

43 I added some explanation in an update.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2012 10:39 AM (LCRYB)

44 If you pumped out my asshole, it would be worse than Rod Stewart's stomach. IYKWIMAITYD!!!!!!

Posted by: Jon at September 28, 2012 10:39 AM (/YJYi)

Real journalists?

Can't. Stop. Laughing!

You're a hoot Ace!

Posted by: HtP at September 28, 2012 10:39 AM (jx2j9)

46 NBC is the greatest thing ever, except for Obama, who's totally dreamy and successful and awesome. Damn it, jizzed my pants again. Now they're going to kick me out of the library again.

Posted by: Average Jon at September 28, 2012 10:39 AM (aHR5E)

47 @36 Neither would '60 Minutes', of course

Posted by: Audi 5000 accelerating by itself at September 28, 2012 10:40 AM (o+SC1)

We're a fraud just like the POTUS. To hate us for that is pure racism.

Posted by: MSNBC at September 28, 2012 10:40 AM (wIgpo)

49 MSNBC is a cash cow for NBC. Both CNN and MSNBC are raking in lots of $$. Neither are going broke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 28, 2012 10:40 AM (jUytm)

50 Yup! Here it comes, El Rushbo's going to give him either an iPhone 5 or Mac Pro Laptop computer!

Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2012 10:40 AM (WGmy2)

51 Brb... gotta felch my pet pig

Posted by: Jon at September 28, 2012 10:40 AM (L5yyj)

52 Both CNN and MSNBC are raking in lots of $$. Neither are going broke. *** Told ya!

Posted by: H.L. Mencken at September 28, 2012 10:41 AM (aHR5E)

53 Jon, your mommy needs her panties back.

Posted by: USA at September 28, 2012 10:41 AM (RIg+t)

54 Well my siblings will fall for it. Guaranteed. Breaks my heart, too.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2012 10:41 AM (l3vZN)

55 I don't know why you guys talk so much crap about muslims fucking goats.... Don't knock it till you try it fellas.

Posted by: Jon at September 28, 2012 10:42 AM (/YJYi)

56 After ABC was caught editing the Palin interview to transpose one answer with another one how can anyone believe these SOBs again?

They have been caught over and over and over again. Yet we still have people even here that believe their shit.

Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2012 10:42 AM (YdQQY)

57 42 I bet Jimmy gets an iPad! Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2012 02:39 PM (WGmy2) No. He got the 15" Macbook. That was a great call. There is hope out there that the country isn't all made up of idiots like the fat fuck who crowed (racist!) about getting a cell phone from TFG.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 10:42 AM (+tqYo)

58 Oh, and this is another case of projection. NBC is trying to portray Romney as an egotistical guy who needs all the attention on him - typical JEF behavior, whereas what was actually on display was a man of generous character making sure his running mate was actually appreciated.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 28, 2012 10:42 AM (6zgse)

59 Wow. Good thing no one watches MSNBC. But why was that Joe guy covering his face? Is he just embarrassed to be on that show?

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2012 10:42 AM (wAhNv)

60 Would it be racist to put together an ad with all these people...

"Obama paid for my phone!"
"Obama's gonna pay for my gas!"
"Obama's paying for my contraceptives!"

then at the bottom:

"Obama doesn't even pay his own greens fees. You do. $1.4B of them last year. How much do you think THESE people cost you?"

Posted by: Audi 5000 accelerating by itself at September 28, 2012 10:43 AM (o+SC1)

53 -

you'll have to pry them out of my cold dead fingers

Posted by: Jon, liking the mommy panty aroma at September 28, 2012 10:43 AM (jm/9g)

I've said this for years but it bears repeating:

Democrats. If the truth would help them, they'd use it.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 28, 2012 10:43 AM (jTKU5)

63 @31

You would hope, but unfortunately it's similar to mafia mentality.

You never go against the family and the family in this case is liberal/progressive orthodoxy.

If you took a poll of your average journalists views and beliefs they would uniformly intersect with standard liberal/progressive dogma.

In short, they are the enemy.

Posted by: General Woundwort at September 28, 2012 10:43 AM (06lNq)

64 I stopped watching most tv a long time ago. The only time they can "force" you to watch is if it's the only channel playing a sport event you want to see. Jon Stewart? Lamest fool on late night. Same ole drivel, same face for each joke. Same old schtick. Interestingly enough, the Jon, here, "tee-he-hee's" just like lame old tv Stewart. And, like Stewart, TrollJon thinks he's funny. You know who's really funny? Ace, when he's on a roll. LOL And, THAT is why Jon comes here.

Posted by: ratings down at September 28, 2012 10:43 AM (LpQbZ)

65 Speaking of NBC, their new poll says it's totally over for Romney and my lord and savior Obama's already won so your rethugs don't even need to bother voting. Ignore me at your peril!!!!11111!1!!11!!!eleventy

Posted by: Gerglosesbig at September 28, 2012 10:43 AM (aHR5E)

66 This stuff fires up the base more than anything. Hope Drudge runs with it.

Posted by: Spike at September 28, 2012 10:44 AM (wtnmC)

67 a) This is awful. If the media had any shame they'd be shamed.

b) This is why I think voice-dictation could be done much better on computers/phones if they also would use a camera to do joint inference on what you are saying. Read my lips, computer!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at September 28, 2012 10:44 AM (xAtAj)

68 NYC MTA bans agitprop and Manhattan media outlets manufacture quotes from angels hair.

NY is farking insane.

Posted by: 13times at September 28, 2012 10:44 AM (h6XiD)

69 He's the incompentent black guy.

We're the incompetent white people.

Posted by: NBC at September 28, 2012 10:44 AM (o+SC1)

70 Cretins at my gym put MSNBC on the TV. I have to wake up early to make sure I hide the remote and put it on Fox, or Pat Robertson and CBN! They go nuts!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 10:44 AM (+tqYo)

71 If I hate the NAACP, does that mean I'm racist?

Posted by: HtP at September 28, 2012 10:44 AM (jx2j9)

72 Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2012 02:42 PM (wAhNv) he was trying to be cool and do the double face palm.... http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Mister_F/facepalm/Facepalm.jpg

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 28, 2012 10:45 AM (UZQM8)

73 I have to wake up early to make sure I hide the remote and put it on Fox, or Pat Robertson and CBN! They go nuts! --- No offense but if I had to watch Pat Robertson I'd go nuts too.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 28, 2012 10:45 AM (aHR5E)

74 If I hate the NAACP, does that mean I'm racist? --- Of course. Do you even have to ask?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 28, 2012 10:46 AM (aHR5E)

75 If I hate the NAACP, does that mean I'm racist?

It was founded by white people, so, no.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 28, 2012 10:47 AM (4WhSY)

76 But why was that Joe guy covering his face? Is he just embarrassed to be on that show?

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2012 02:42 PM (wAhNv)

Maybe he heard DC police are opening investigations into former Congressthings who had dead aides in their offices.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at September 28, 2012 10:47 AM (+2e9Z)

77 How come "colored person" is racist, but "person of color" isn't?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 28, 2012 10:47 AM (aHR5E)

78 Alternate post title: NBC Being NBC

Posted by: Manny Ramirez at September 28, 2012 10:47 AM (jUytm)

79 Easy fix - R/R should just de-credential any NBC or NBC affiliated reporters from the campaign until such time as NBC issues a public, prime time, confession and apology, and guarantees that all NBC employees involved have been fired.

Make it known that if such confession and apology is not forthcoming, and Romney wins, NBC and NBC affiliated press will NOT be given WH press credentials and will be locked out.

NBC can come clean now, with little long term damage by blaming it on renegades and firing them.

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 28, 2012 10:48 AM (bLEJy)

80 I just got Jon added.

Twice on this thread, twice on the previous. Confirmed troll.

I've seen him before, it's been a few days since he's graced us.

Someone said they can just cycle through these hashes. Wonder how many Rlb has as he's posted under at least 11.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2012 10:48 AM (imtbm)

81 WAIT PMSNBCMSLSD lying ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Posted by: Evilpens at September 28, 2012 10:48 AM (ck76k)

82 That guy on Rush was very impressive. He's brave in so many levels, speaking out in the AA community, to his union, pitting aside his bias' to open his mind. He gives me hope that people are reachable when confronted with the truth.

Posted by: Love Reggie at September 28, 2012 10:49 AM (JMt7S)

83 @73 - Pat Robertson's ears remind me of a couple old-timey LSO paddles waving in the breeze.

Posted by: NBC at September 28, 2012 10:49 AM (o+SC1)

84 Sort of a new spin on the old saw about, "How do you know TFG is lying? His lips are moving."

Posted by: jakeman at September 28, 2012 10:49 AM (96M6e)

85 Out, damned sock!

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2012 10:49 AM (o+SC1)

86 NBC Never to be Believed Channel

Posted by: soothsayer at September 28, 2012 10:49 AM (jUytm)

The funniest thing about this is that Brian Willliams continues to insist that he's a 'real journalist.' The poor ignorant bastard.

Posted by: HtP at September 28, 2012 10:50 AM (jx2j9)

88 NBC is trying to incite or provoke violence. There go all their ads in New York City ... Yeah ... yeah ... I know.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2012 10:50 AM (X3lox)

89 @83 - I believe the expression that comes to mind is "Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2012 10:50 AM (o+SC1)

How many times have they gotten away with stuff like this? No way do we catch all of it.

Posted by: Beagle at September 28, 2012 10:51 AM (sOtz/)

91 NBC. Successfully committing anal sex on America for decades.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 28, 2012 10:51 AM (nDcVA)

92 Where's my ObamaTV?!

Posted by: Obama voter at September 28, 2012 10:52 AM (LpQbZ)

93 HAHAHAHAHA just saw the Allen West ad against Patrick Murphy... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 28, 2012 10:52 AM (UZQM8)

94 Damn trolls never did explain Barack's brilliance in the Libyan embassy attack and aftermath. I can't figure out what the problem is for them.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 28, 2012 10:52 AM (jTKU5)

95 Oh, and those are 2 good looking (and competent) men on our side. I still say we need to see Ryan with his shirt off. For science. Cretins at my gym put MSNBC on the TV. My old office used to play MSNBC on the tv in the reception room. Whenever I went up there, I changed the channel to ESPN. One day, one of the partners came up to me all oh noes there's something wrong the tv is stuck and can't change channels! I go out and fiddle with the cable and try changing channels and nothing works and I shrugged and said "I don't know what's wrong". A few hours later another co-worker came into my office, closed the door and said "you took the batteries out of the remote, didn't you?" I just grinned.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at September 28, 2012 10:52 AM (VtjlW)

96 71 If I hate the NAACP, does that mean I'm racist? Posted by: HtP at September 28, 2012 02:44 PM (jx2j9) 2 of the 3 founders were Joos so you'd be anti-semantic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 10:53 AM (+tqYo)

97 The funniest thing about this is that Brian Willliams continues to insist that he's a 'real journalist.' The poor ignorant bastard.

18 credits have to count for something.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at September 28, 2012 10:53 AM (+2e9Z)

98 I don't remember what channel it was but they were airing an interview Tray Martin's gf, what she said did not match the subtitles and there was no reason to provide subtitles either. She was perfectly understandable.

Posted by: Redd at September 28, 2012 10:53 AM (guxHP)

99 93 Where's my ObamaTV?! Posted by: Obama voter at September 28, 2012 02:52 PM (LpQbZ) You're behind in the game, you already get free TV's Coming SOON: Free Cable w/ Porn Channels unlocked.

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 28, 2012 10:53 AM (UZQM8)

100 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 28, 2012 10:54 AM (/eBe8)

101 I think I even heard a truck exploding from a low speed accident in the background of that audio. NBC must have been recycling some old tapes to save money (and bury evidence). At least they had the wherewithal to change the voiceover description of the truck explosion from GM to Ford. Gotta change with the times. Even the past has to change ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2012 10:55 AM (X3lox)

102 @100 Because free porn is a basic human right.

Posted by: Love Reggie at September 28, 2012 10:55 AM (JMt7S)

103 I wonder if staunch uber-mega-conservative Joe Fucking Scarborough will ever realize he's being used and played. Or maybe he's just a fucking insipid little tool, and likes it that way.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 28, 2012 10:55 AM (+Ji6N)

104 @104. I'm sure they all despise him and he's clueless about that. What a joke.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 28, 2012 10:56 AM (6zgse)

105 HAHAHAHAHA just saw the Allen West ad against Patrick Murphy...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 28, 2012 02:52 PM (UZQM

Link?

Posted by: © Sponge at September 28, 2012 10:57 AM (nDcVA)

106 Finally got my dick out of the Shop Vac hose.

Posted by: Jon, slang for bathroom and a hookers trick at September 28, 2012 10:57 AM (Zc+kn)

107 The eye is the king of the sensory organs. The eye trumps all. See! Read my lips. It really IS twelve inches!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2012 10:57 AM (GFM2b)

108 106 Link? Posted by: Â© Sponge at September 28, 2012 02:57 PM (nDcVA) It was posted here a few hours ago. Scroll down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2012 10:58 AM (+tqYo)

109 OT but it seems this weekend will be a good time to look at Uranus- so if you have a telescope, go outside tonight and check out Uranus

http://tinyurl.com/9go7kbe

BTW, scientists refer to Uranus as a 'gas giant'

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 28, 2012 10:58 AM (8sCoq)

110 Its all good. I just spoke to the president of NBC news and he assured me that I looked just like Brad Pitt, and that my obvious good looks were..... Hey, wait a minute.

Posted by: MJ at September 28, 2012 10:58 AM (TR60b)

111 ah....haven't run down the page yet. Thanks.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 28, 2012 10:58 AM (nDcVA)

112 I just got Jon added. Twice on this thread, twice on the previous. Confirmed troll. --- Wait, there was doubt?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 28, 2012 10:58 AM (aHR5E)

113 Joe Fucking Scarborough will ever realize he's being used and played. Scarborough started the Morning Joe show... He's only in it for the money.

Posted by: he knows at September 28, 2012 10:59 AM (LpQbZ)

114 106 it's over at hot gas too. It's a great ad.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2012 10:59 AM (O/fK8)

115 You'd think at least a few in the media would be smart enough to see where this country is headed under Obama and be scared enough to knock this shit off.

Ministry of Propaganda workers are gonna get paid. And their families go on the "deserve to be allowed medical treatment" list.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at September 28, 2012 10:59 AM (/kI1Q)

116 OT but it seems this weekend will be a good time to look at Uranus

==========

Uh....no thanks.

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2012 10:59 AM (X6akg)

117 >>A few hours later another co-worker came into my office, closed the door and said "you took the batteries out of the remote, didn't you?" I just grinned. And I bet I know what you did with those batteries.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2012 10:59 AM (TMB3S)

118 That commercial is friggin hysterical.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 28, 2012 11:00 AM (nDcVA)

119 Not all NBC is bad - Squawk Box is good (well, with the exception of Commie Boy Andrew Ross Sorkin).

Posted by: Ohiogal at September 28, 2012 11:00 AM (SAYgH)

120 OTOH, how many people are watching Scarborough and that blonde twit? And those who watch, well... preacher/choir

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 28, 2012 11:00 AM (8sCoq)

121 OT but it seems this weekend will be a good time to look at Uranus

And there's the plug from the Up Uranus Society.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 28, 2012 11:00 AM (4WhSY)

122 Scarborough is just happy to be paid. He's making more money now than ever before (and way more than he's worth). From what I could find, Joe is getting paid $4M/yr. Guys like Scarborough would blow dobermans for $4M/yr.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 28, 2012 11:01 AM (jUytm)

123 These kinds of audio edits are in fact defamatory and they are grounds for civil suits when a private individual is the target. I can't wait for George Zimmerman to be eventually acquitted and then go on to successfully sue the bastards at NBC for a semi truck full of money.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 28, 2012 11:02 AM (ymG7s)

124

Seriously, this troll bullshit is getting out of hand. Only way we're going to drive them off is with Trollbusters replacing their comments with [comment deleted] as soon as they put them up.

It's "feed a Moron, *starve* a troll."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, CEO - Dark Times Solutions, LLC at September 28, 2012 11:02 AM (6Hf3R)

125 But the polls are acurate! Swearzies!

Posted by: runninrebel at September 28, 2012 11:02 AM (5tiWJ)

126 you can invite friends over so everyone can have a look at Uranus

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 28, 2012 11:02 AM (8sCoq)

127 Guys like Scarborough would blow dobermans for $4M/yr. --- Jon will do it for free.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 28, 2012 11:02 AM (aHR5E)

128 is someone going to explain to me? or buy me a computer made in this century?

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 28, 2012 11:02 AM (HNwOT)

129 Just saw "Loopers". Before it they ran a trailer for "Promised Land"- the Matt Damon Oil Sheik financed, anti-fracking propaganda film. The trailer makes it look like fracking kills farm lands dead....overnight! So, these assholes get a double bump by running a 2 minute anti-fracking propaganda film to a captive audience of people who would probably never see this piece of crap. Looking at the trailer, you would assume that fracking is real and that Big Oil is killing farmer's livelihoods for PROOOOOOOFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIITTTT. Instead, of the brilliant plot fix that Big Oil is killing farmer's lands to make Green Weenies LOOOOOOOKKKKK BAAAAAADDDD......which makes zero sense. Anywho- prepare for a 2 minute libtard sucker punch when you go see 'Looper" unless you're out getting popcorn.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2012 11:03 AM (G9qZk)

130 It isn't a trick if it works.

Posted by: David Copperfield at September 28, 2012 11:03 AM (ndlFj)

131

Guess I'll have to help jon and Rupert with Obama's success listing:

Race relations: Best evah!

Relations with World Leaders: Ditto!

Relations with Muslims: X-rated!

Bringing the country together: Never seen anything like it!

Jobs and the economy: Next question!

Fiscal cliff: What's that?

Welfare state going broke: No problem!

Obamacare: Ignore those rate increases!

Embassy Security: Just like President Carter!

School lunches: Students still starving, but for different reason!

Umbrella Drill Team: Up and running!

Posted by: Meremortal at September 28, 2012 11:04 AM (jTKU5)

132 116 You'd think at least a few in the media would be smart enough to see
where this country is headed under Obama and be scared enough to knock
this shit off.

No.

I just checked what is on google news head lines. This gem currently comes in at No. 3. "Romney's Failing Campaign hurting Republicans in Congressional Races."

Posted by: Long Island at September 28, 2012 11:04 AM (kzp9t)

133 Serious question: Is this country still worth living in? I mean, I have kids to raise. Do I leave now for their sakes, or fight the revolution that's coming?

I'm 100% dead fucking serious. This is keeping me up at night.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2012 11:05 AM (zlvkY)

134 MATT DAMON!!!!!

It's amazing how lifelike the character in Team America:World Police was.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 28, 2012 11:05 AM (nDcVA)

135 Great ad by Col. West. Almost sounds like the opening to A-Team.

Posted by: Love Reggie at September 28, 2012 11:05 AM (JMt7S)

136 >The only time they can "force" you to watch is if it's the only channel playing a sport event you want to see.

I've been saying for years that all of the sports worth watching are on the internets.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at September 28, 2012 11:05 AM (SDkq3)

137 you can invite friends over so everyone can have a look at Uranus

Dude, I am not looking at Uranus through a telescope.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 28, 2012 11:06 AM (4WhSY)

138 Herr

The problem is where do you go?

Posted by: Long Island at September 28, 2012 11:06 AM (kzp9t)

139 Herr - We stay and fight. Take our Country back from these douche nozzles.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2012 11:06 AM (O/fK8)

140 McGurk! http://bit.ly/TNGCWE

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at September 28, 2012 11:06 AM (XvHmy)

141 >"Romney's Failing Campaign hurting Republicans in Congressional Races."

this is just a straight-up disinformation campaign--- pure propaganda

Goebbels lives

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 28, 2012 11:06 AM (8sCoq)

142 Someone said they can just cycle through these hashes. If the hashes are based on a MAC address, the answer is "yes". In theory, MAC addresses are hard wired and immutable, but in reality not so much. In fact, they're relatively easy to change.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at September 28, 2012 11:07 AM (BDH94)

143 Guys like Scarborough would blow dobermans for ~~$4M/yr~~ minimum wage.

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 28, 2012 11:07 AM (bLEJy)

144 113 I just got Jon added. Twice on this thread, twice on the previous. Confirmed troll. --- Wait, there was doubt? ========= Not really. That's why I said I'd seen him before. Because some of you are pretty good at socking troll, I like to wait a bit.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2012 11:08 AM (imtbm)

145 >Serious question: Is this country still worth living in? I mean, I have kids to raise. Do I leave now for their sakes, or fight the revolution that's coming?

two words: Canada

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 28, 2012 11:08 AM (8sCoq)

146 I just went to hot air. I not only got a really annoying Samsung ad pop-up, but I also still don't give a rat's fucking ass who this "generalissimo" person is.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2012 11:08 AM (zlvkY)

147 Coming SOON: Free Cable w/ Porn Channels unlocked. It would be better if they sent over half a dozen actresses and a camera crew to do a shoot...I'd "work" for free.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at September 28, 2012 11:08 AM (BDH94)

148

125
Seriously, this troll bullshit is getting out of hand. Only way we're going to drive them off is with Trollbusters replacing their comments with [comment deleted] as soon as they put them up.

It's "feed a Moron, *starve* a troll."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, CEO - Dark Times Solutions, LLC at September 28, 2012 03:02 PM (6Hf3R)

------------

Yeah, EoJ....I don't understand why Ace allows it.

Is it in the interest of 'free speech'?

Bullshit.

It's bad for morale....that's why the fucking trolls do it.

There are plenty of regulars, who would be willing to wield the BanHammer, or do the [comment deleted] thing, if Ace or the Cobloggers don't have time.

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2012 11:08 AM (l5RhJ)

149 two words: Canada what, like a takeover? Go on.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 28, 2012 11:09 AM (jUytm)

150 125 Seriously, this troll bullshit is getting out of hand. Only way we're going to drive them off is with Trollbusters replacing their comments with [comment deleted] as soon as they put them up. It's "feed a Moron, *starve* a troll." I like the "I eat my own poop" replacement. Someone used it on Raygun awhile back.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 28, 2012 11:09 AM (WItBr)

151 >We stay and fight.

40 something percent are going to vote for the SCOAMT. Stick a fork in us, we're done.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at September 28, 2012 11:10 AM (SDkq3)

152

Yeah, EoJ....I don't understand why Ace allows it.

If runs up the clicks when the fighting starts, you silly.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 28, 2012 11:10 AM (jTKU5)

153 two words: Canada

There's no free speech there.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at September 28, 2012 11:10 AM (/kI1Q)

154 Yeah, EoJ....I don't understand why Ace allows it. Is it in the interest of 'free speech'? Bullshit. It's bad for morale....that's why the fucking trolls do it. There are plenty of regulars, who would be willing to wield the BanHammer, or do the [comment deleted] thing, if Ace or the Cobloggers don't have time. Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2012 03:08 PM (l5RhJ) Curious is now a protected species, if that helps.

Posted by: ErikW at September 28, 2012 11:10 AM (UgT6R)

155 two words: Canada

Australia - nicer weather, a different night sky, and borders that are patrolled by SHARKS.

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 28, 2012 11:10 AM (bLEJy)

156 Hey Jon, I listen to Glenn Beck and I'm way way smarter than you.

You know how I know, if I asked you which major work of Western civilization originally described Socialism you would have to go look it up and then still likely get it wrong, even though that is the system in which you believe.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 28, 2012 11:11 AM (0q2P7)

157 Lotsa hot Canadian chicks

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 28, 2012 11:11 AM (8sCoq)

158 You idiots. I tried doing this Mcgurk effect thing in the mirror and it didn't work. Granted I had a cock in my mouth, but it didn't work.

Posted by: Jon at September 28, 2012 11:11 AM (fWAjv)

159 No way, Ace. This is totally for reals! I saw it on YouTube, so it must be true... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFB6LQ1-WKU

Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2012 11:11 AM (9/Ug/)

160 troll bullshit is why I have taken my hard-earned entertainment dollars elsewhere.

Posted by: sifty at September 28, 2012 11:11 AM (p39GY)

161 Great ad by Col. West. Almost sounds like the opening to A-Team. He's a wanted federal fugitive who goes by the nick name "Hannibal"?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at September 28, 2012 11:11 AM (BDH94)

162 ICYMI: komonews UPDATE from our news partner @seattlepi: Police: Possible pipe bomb, anti-American writing found at Seattle park http://t.co/uP3F04qR

Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2012 11:12 AM (5H6zj)

163 Australia - nicer weather, a different night sky, and borders that are patrolled by SHARKS.

And carbon taxes....unless you're on welfare, you can still use fossil fuels because your dole got increased to cover it.

(http://is.gd/giqXyK)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at September 28, 2012 11:13 AM (/kI1Q)

164 >borders that are patrolled by SHARKS.

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 28, 2012 03:10 PM (bLEJy)

I gotta ask... frickin laser beams attached?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 28, 2012 11:13 AM (8sCoq)

165 Oh, but didn't you guys hear? Fox won a lawsuit that says it's okay to lie. MSNBC is just trying to keep up with Faux News.

Posted by: no good deed at September 28, 2012 11:13 AM (mjR67)

166 Taste the eye candy!

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at September 28, 2012 11:13 AM (GJnGN)

167 >>>Seriously, this troll bullshit is getting out of hand. Only way we're going to drive them off

I suggest you just have fun with them. As election 2012 the day Obama gets his eviction notice looms closer and closer, the trolls will only become more desperate and more fervent. They will go away after the election.

They want to be a piÃ±ata fine, I'll take a swing.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 28, 2012 11:13 AM (0q2P7)

168 26 Hope you don't live in North Carolina ... you will miss Obama's awesome ad. Cuz well ... he's toast there.

Posted by: Teh Xirtam at September 28, 2012 11:14 AM (GvYeG)

169

If the Superbowl is on NBC, I won't watch it.

If my Texas Rangers make the World Series, and it is broadcast on NBC, I won't watch it.

If man lands on Mars, and somehow NBC got exclusive broadcasting rights, I won't watch it.

NBC is dead to me. Cremated and flushed down a toilet.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at September 28, 2012 11:14 AM (Ygwpy)

170 WH posts pic of Obama on the phone with Netanyahu. http://weaselzippers.us Obama knew that without a pic, no one would believe him.

Posted by: USA at September 28, 2012 11:14 AM (RIg+t)

171 Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2012 03:05 PM (zlvkY) No revolution. The leftists would still be infesting the place. Better to leave them rolling around in their own feces, as they love. Constitutional Union of American States. It's coming. Because it has to.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2012 11:15 AM (X3lox)

172

"There are plenty of regulars, who would be willing to wield the BanHammer, or do the [comment deleted] thing, if Ace or the Cobloggers don't have time."

We could be another Little Green Footballs with that attitude.

Posted by: jwest at September 28, 2012 11:15 AM (ZDsRL)

173 I'm convinced that anyone who uses the term 'faux news' has probably sucked a cock at one time in their life

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 28, 2012 11:15 AM (8sCoq)

174 If it was just me, then sure, stay and fight.

I'm looking at four kids with no future except George Orwell's proverbial boot stomping on their faces.

GM
Imprisoned for free speech
ObamaCare
Add the thousand other fucking things this government is doing to us, and then add the abject poverty that we're getting for having this government and Costa Rica at least gives them a chance to try for a better life.

It ain't gonna be in the once great US of A.

I'm down on it all these days. There is no reason at all that Obama is taking more than 20% in the polls. He's a cultural and political illiterate, a grifter, the type that "Angie's List" would've flagged. There's nothing to the man. As for being a leader, there isn't a one of us that would follow that cocksucker across the street for free beer.

And yet, he's competitive because our fellow citizens are likewise intellectually overburdened.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2012 11:15 AM (zlvkY)

175 Huh. New cow-orker is talking about Hank Johnson's comment about Guam tipping over, and others think he's making it up.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at September 28, 2012 11:15 AM (/kI1Q)

176 Mittro just started airing his second NH ad, (you can hear it in MA, too). It's very good. And, get this, it's sarcastic. The ad pretty much calls Obama a failure.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 28, 2012 11:16 AM (jUytm)

177 I have an ex-pat Canadian friend. She's pretty hot (not pertinent, but so what). She says she'll never go back to that shit hole. Something about a failed melting pot. She's from Neil Young's home town, where she says he is known as the town drunk.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 28, 2012 11:16 AM (jTKU5)

178 Obama knew that without a pic, no one would believe him.

How do we know he's not ordering a pizza...or an 8-ball?

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 28, 2012 11:16 AM (bLEJy)

179 Wonder what Justass Roberts is up to these days. I hope he's choking on cock...

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 28, 2012 11:16 AM (UZQM8)

180 >>Australia - nicer weather, a different night sky, and borders that are patrolled by SHARKS. New Zealand. The All Blacks make no football doable. And there is no more beautiful place on the planet.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2012 11:16 AM (TMB3S)

181 Goebbels lives

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 28, 2012 03:06 PM (8sCoq)

Here is another brilliant insight from google headlines ...

"Biden Pushes Obama Re-election in Florida; campaign sees him as an asset."

Really? You have got to be kidding right? Got that ... Biden an asset. He plays well in The Villages.

Posted by: Long Island at September 28, 2012 11:16 AM (kzp9t)

182 The ad pretty much calls Obama a failure.

I'm still waiting for RR to start calling him a SCOAMF, or at least use the words "miserable failure" as much as possible when referring to him.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 28, 2012 11:17 AM (/eBe8)

183 >I have an ex-pat Canadian friend. She's pretty hot (not pertinent, but so what). She says she'll never go back to that shit hole.

damn yer harshing my mellow-- I envisioned Canada as being super-picturesque, like a beer ad, peopled by Shania Twain clones

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 28, 2012 11:17 AM (8sCoq)

184 172WH posts pic of Obama on the phone with Netanyahu. http://weaselzippers.us
Obama knew that without a pic, no one would believe him.

Posted by: USA at September 28, 2012 03:14 PM (RIg+t)

;;;;

Is he showing the bottom of his shoe? Scratching his face with his middle finger? If not, I don't believe the story.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 28, 2012 11:17 AM (jTKU5)

185 Hmm . . . This Jon fella is quite the twat, isn't he?

Posted by: CharlieSays at September 28, 2012 11:17 AM (2aJHq)

186 140 Herr - We stay and fight.Take our Country back from these douche nozzles. I'm fighting. When you see libs swinging from tree limbs & lamp posts, then you'll know it's hot. Until then, it's still "cold".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2012 11:18 AM (GFM2b)

187

171
If the Superbowl is on NBC, I won't watch it.
If my Texas Rangers make the World Series, and it is broadcast on NBC, I won't watch it.
If man lands on Mars, and somehow NBC got exclusive broadcasting rights, I won't watch it.
NBC is dead to me. Cremated and flushed down a toilet.

It's been dead to me...since they held an all-night telethon for Gore Votes, right after the 2000 election.

They were actually cheering...cheering...whenever some new votes were found for Gore.

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2012 11:18 AM (l5RhJ)

188 I really am looking forward to the Ryan/Biden debate. Please don't tell me they aren't having one. The liveblog should be a laugh riot.

Posted by: no good deed at September 28, 2012 11:18 AM (mjR67)

189 get out go to nood

Posted by: soothsayer at September 28, 2012 11:18 AM (jUytm)

190 "Anywho- prepare for a 2 minute libtard sucker punch when you go see 'Looper' unless you're out getting popcorn."

This obviously needs to be explained again.

When you go to the movies, when you watch TV, when you buy DVDs, with very few exceptions, what you are doing is FEEDING THE BEAST. The same damn beast that conservatives constantly complain about.

The entertainment-industrial complex in this country is consistently even further left than are the news media in this country, and that's saying something.

Of every dollar you put in their pockets (after the extremely generous tax breaks the entertainment industry continue to enjoy), a substantial amount of it will end up being kicked back into the most odious left-wing causes imaginable.

And that's not even counting the sub rosa campaign-contributions-in-kind from films such as the one above, or the upcoming hagiography which apparently gives Barack Obama sole credit for killing bin Laden.

Are you tired of this crap? I sure am. STOP FEEDING THE BEAST. Do not go to the movies. Throw your TV set and your DVD player in the trash. Read a freaking book instead. Get in touch with your inner crunchy con and with traditional conservative roots.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 28, 2012 11:19 AM (ymG7s)

191 >>>She's pretty hot (not pertinent

You lying sack of shit. That's always pertinent.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2012 11:19 AM (zlvkY)

192

This Jon fella is quite the twat, isn't he?

Well yeah, he refuses to extoll all of Obama's greatness in fiscal policy, foreign policy and unbrella drill team escapades. I've asked and asked...

Posted by: Meremortal at September 28, 2012 11:20 AM (jTKU5)

193 Posted by: Moron in a Map of the World Snuggie at September 28, 2012 03:19 PM (Ks4nX)

There is a map of the world snuggie? I want one!

Posted by: Long Island at September 28, 2012 11:20 AM (kzp9t)

194 What about New Zealand?

Socialized medicine. To the point where they will deny you a resident visa based on your BMI.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at September 28, 2012 11:20 AM (/kI1Q)

195 I envisioned Canada as being super-picturesque, like a beer ad, peopled by Shania Twain clones

Stay away from Ontario and Quebec. The shit hasn't gotten out into places like Yellow Knife yet...then again, not much of anything has made its way to Yellow Knife.

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 28, 2012 11:21 AM (bLEJy)

196 WH posts pic of Obama on the phone with Netanyahu. http://weaselzippers.us Obama knew that without a pic, no one would believe him. Posted by: USA at September 28, 2012 03:14 PM (RIg+t) was he toying with a baseball bat?

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at September 28, 2012 11:21 AM (Dnbau)

197 The first time I saw a preview for "Looper," I thought oh, I guess they remade "12 Monkeys" too.

Posted by: no good deed at September 28, 2012 11:22 AM (mjR67)

198

>>>She's pretty hot (not pertinent

You lying sack of shit. That's always pertinent.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2012 03:19 PM (zlvkY)

;;;;;;

I hit 'post' and said, "I'm going to hear about that."

Posted by: Meremortal at September 28, 2012 11:22 AM (jTKU5)

199 Written history is rewritten by those that can rewrite history and get away with it.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2012 11:22 AM (Cnqmv)

200 MSNBC and that scarbourog fuck need to be removed from the airwaves.

Posted by: Fresh at September 28, 2012 11:22 AM (O7ksG)

201 Biden an asset. He plays well in The Villages. Posted by: Long Island at September 28, 2012 03:16 PM (kzp9t) he's the Village's idiot

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at September 28, 2012 11:23 AM (Dnbau)

202 >>>I hit 'post' and said, "I'm going to hear about that."

Heh.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2012 11:23 AM (zlvkY)

203 175 I'm convinced that anyone who uses the term 'faux news' has probably sucked a cock at one time in their life Posted by: Jones in CO at September 28, 2012 03:15 PM (8sCoq) ---- Faux News Faux News Faux News Faux News Faux News Faux News Faux News Faux NewsFaux News Faux News Faux News Faux News

Posted by: Jon at September 28, 2012 11:23 AM (fWAjv)

204 Stay away from Ontario and Quebec.
Posted by: @PurpAv at September 28, 2012 03:21 PM (bLEJy)

Those Ontarioians are nothing but dirty CHEESE smugglers. http://tinyurl.com/czkgl2c

Posted by: Long Island at September 28, 2012 11:24 AM (kzp9t)

205 Breaking: WH red phone replaced with OBAMAPHONE.

Posted by: USA at September 28, 2012 11:24 AM (RIg+t)

206 Really don't appreciate all the anus jokes around here.

Posted by: Fred Annus at September 28, 2012 11:26 AM (YYyqq)

207 test
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Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 28, 2012 11:27 AM (/eBe8)

208 Yeah Allen, like that'll work

Posted by: Al at September 28, 2012 11:30 AM (MzQOZ)

209 Way O/T here but thinking about the media narrative that Ohio is lost to Romney is greatly exaggerated. Ohio has eliminated nearly 500,000 voters from their rolls, about 9% of their registered voters from 2008. In 2008, Obama won Ohio by 207,000 votes out of 5.268 million votes cast. Of these 500,000 purged, over 200,00 are from Cuyahoga County, where Cleveland is located. D vs. R registration is about 2:1 and approximately half the voters are registered with either party. So just some quick math reduces Obama's vote total by about 70,000 in Cuyahoga County. Puts a big dent in Obama's lead right away. I t

Posted by: Love Reggie at September 28, 2012 11:32 AM (JMt7S)

210 Allen just gave us the machine code for Boston Cream Pie.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2012 11:32 AM (zlvkY)

211 Scarborough will shake his head sadly, more in sorrow than anger, as he labels himself the last true conservative.

Posted by: ejo at September 28, 2012 11:33 AM (JrgyL)

212 Canada, Australia...

Lousy gun laws.

Posted by: trainer at September 28, 2012 11:34 AM (IVoJS)

213 test
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Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2012 11:37 AM (Cnqmv)

214 134 Serious question: Is this country still worth living in? I mean, I have kids to raise. Do I leave now for their sakes, or fight the revolution that's coming? I'm 100% dead fucking serious. This is keeping me up at night. Herr, I said it the other night, but it bears repeating: On multiple occasions in the past 2 months, Mrs. Jakeman (who's not nearly as paranoid as I) has brought up the need for an exit plan if TFG gets in again. My plan is to buy a sailboat in Fla, and head for Belize, Panama or Honduras. She may buy into it yet.

Posted by: jakeman at September 28, 2012 11:38 AM (96M6e)

215 Harden up, nutless wonders. If you can't take a few trolls, how the blazes do you manage out in the real world? Besides, rhetorical pinatas like the half-assed punks they keep sending here let you sharpen your skills. Embrace the suck and learn to counter!

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at September 28, 2012 11:39 AM (GBXon)

216

Note too - they didn't show the crowd at all.

I suspect the crowd was big and that they doctored the video -the doctored it to make the crowd sound smaller. Just a guess.

Posted by: Fresh at September 28, 2012 11:39 AM (O7ksG)

217 I'm too old to run.
I'm too beat to shit to fight fair.
I'm gonna stay.

I'll cover you.

Posted by: trainer at September 28, 2012 11:41 AM (IVoJS)

218 >>>Posted by: jakeman at September 28, 2012 03:38 PM (96M6e)

The Frau is starting to make the same noises. What do we want for the kids? Because this is going to devolve into shit if St. Wonderfuck gets re-elected.

Let's face it: the only difference between him and Chavez is that Chavez has a more hostile media. Everything else is just detail.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2012 11:45 AM (zlvkY)

219 And for the record, we had an excellent time during the year we lived in Canada. (In New Brunswick, the forgotten province.) Very expensive taxes, very expensive booze. Makes it a deal-killer for me. More important, I have a feeling they won't let you in unless you're a doctor from Bangladesh or a refugee. They gave me a hard time crossing the border even though my wife had a work visa and I had a visitor's one, but the immigration office had about 1000 different pamphlets about how you can apply for residency if you're from a 3rd world craphole.

Posted by: jakeman at September 28, 2012 11:47 AM (96M6e)

220 Herr, I said it the other night, but it bears repeating: On multiple occasions in the past 2 months, Mrs. Jakeman (who's not nearly as paranoid as I) has brought up the need for an exit plan if TFG gets in again. My plan is to buy a sailboat in Fla, and head for Belize, Panama or Honduras. She may buy into it yet. Posted by: jakeman at September 28, 2012 03:38 PM (96M6e) If they allow you to enter and then stay. It isn't really your choice. It is at this point that the major difference between dual nationals and plain Americans becomes clear and why dual-nationals are most definitely not in the class of natural born citizens. But ... the point of natural born citizen is entirely moot, now. The damage has been done and it is, for the most part, irreparable.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 28, 2012 11:49 AM (X3lox)

221 >>>the immigration office had about 1000 different pamphlets about how you can apply for residency if you're from a 3rd world craphole.

Dayton Ohio.

I'm fucking golden, baby.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2012 11:49 AM (zlvkY)

222 The New York Times and other news sources confirmed that the crowd was yelling "Romney, Romney, Romney..."

http://tinyurl.com/cwpk3fq

After Mr. Ryan whooped up the crowd in Vandalia on Tuesday, Mr. Romney moved to the front of the stage. As the crowd began chanting Â“Romney! Romney!Â” he cut them off.Â“Wait a second,Â” Mr. Romney said, instructing the audience to cheer for Â“Romney-Ryan! Romney-Ryan!Â” They did.

Â“There we go,Â” he said, pleased.

Posted by: Hepcat at September 28, 2012 11:50 AM (frbyY)

223 TFG is Chavez lite. With a little more power -- shall we say "a 4-year mandate"? -- he becomes Chavez II. Based on the tales of my good friend whose family escaped Venezuela because his dad crossed Chavez, we really, really don't want that.

Posted by: jakeman at September 28, 2012 11:51 AM (96M6e)

224 Dayton? You're in like Flynn.

Posted by: jakeman at September 28, 2012 11:53 AM (96M6e)

225 #212 - where'd you get them numbers? I'd love a source so I can use them to bash a few lefty friends.

Posted by: Ohiogal at September 28, 2012 11:58 AM (SAYgH)

226 BTW everybody, did you all notice in the beginning of the msnbc video they had a written caption underneath the screen which said: "Numbers Don't Lie!" somehow subliminally suggesting to us doubters that we HAVE to believe their bogus and heavily skewed polls because, hey, numbers don't lie!! The whole "Mainstream" Media machine these days has become a big subliminal messaging, manipulation and mind control device for Obama campaign!! And they are now going further than just hiding bad news and hyping good news for Obama! No! That was child's play! That was old school!! Now they try to get into your head and manipulate you and mess with your head in more ways than you can count or even notice!

Posted by: ritamalik at September 28, 2012 12:01 PM (FX5cv)

227 Here is my belated and hapless plea for people to Write That Shit Down. People post links to videos, or craigslist, or whatever, and the links may die, or people may be viewing on a phone, or may be doing something else they have to listen to, or whatever (Vimeo hates me personally, for example). Basically I read the whole thread and I still have no idea WTF happened. You know why the Inca have so much hippie crap made up about them? They didn't Write That Shit Down.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 28, 2012 12:06 PM (bxiXv)

228 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2012 12:17 PM (Ts9tU)

229 I watch that second video, and all I hear is "Baa Baa Baa"

Posted by: Mr. Sheep at September 28, 2012 12:19 PM (PPcR4)

230

The worst part of the MSNBC clip was seeing Ed Rendell's leering perverted face.

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2012 12:55 PM (jm/9g)

231 Every conservative needs to vote as early as possible. 100,000 terrorists voted in Ohio already and only 6000 republicans voted. GET. OUT. THE. VOTE.

Posted by: james at September 28, 2012 01:44 PM (aFFFO)

232 Stay away from Ontario and Quebec. The shit hasn't gotten out into places like Yellow Knife yet...then again, not much of anything has made its way to Yellow Knife.

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 28, 2012 03:21 PM (bLEJy)

I just read your comment to my Canadian wife who lived in YK for 8 years. She laughed so loud she woke the dog. YK is infested with libtards. If you want to move to Canada, Alberta is the place to go. They don't call it "Canada's Texas" lightly, you know. That's my "everything goes to shit" bolthole. The kids have dual citizenship (don't tell the feds) and she can bring me in as a spouse.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 28, 2012 05:51 PM (aH+zP)

233 Obama Fluffer Media Complex

Posted by: joe Bidenmytime at September 29, 2012 09:07 AM (vwPhh)

234 I've always tended to listen to relevant video's without watching , even without realizing at first that I tended to do that so I could screen out, and not be distracted by the visual. Another good thing to do, is after watching and listening, mute and watch. Obama's always had many tells in his non verbal. And many times it doesn't match his words.

Posted by: katie at September 29, 2012 04:48 PM (3bRjS)

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