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April 02, 2012

NCAA Championship: Kansas v. Kentucky
— Ace

Posted by: Ace at 05:20 PM | Comments (229)
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1 Um, think you mean final, not semi-final.

Posted by: Bob at April 02, 2012 05:21 PM (s/Ukz)

2 Shush, Bob.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 02, 2012 05:22 PM (kqGWM)

3 So, when do we get a real cheerleader pic?

Posted by: Alex at April 02, 2012 05:23 PM (tlK1P)

4 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2012 05:24 PM (7W3wI)

5 Nope, semi-final. Fan rioting will get scored as well.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2012 05:24 PM (JIDLg)

6 picked the douchebags to sing the National Anthem. What a disgrace.

Kentuck by 4.

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 05:24 PM (TlwCF)

7 I KNOW there's a better Kentucky cheerleader pic.

Posted by: EC at April 02, 2012 05:24 PM (R15UB)

8 final, semi-final, whatever.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2012 05:24 PM (nj1bB)

9 I'm trying to hide that I'm embarrassed I wasn't sure what it was.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2012 05:25 PM (nj1bB)

10 every year since I've been in high school I'm vaguely aware I'm supposed to be interested in March Madness, but I'm just not.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2012 05:25 PM (nj1bB)

11 Please win, Gayhawks. I can;t stand Cheatapari.

Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2012 05:25 PM (ykSKg)

12 Huh? Where's the hockey thread?

Posted by: rd at April 02, 2012 05:26 PM (9sUlj)

13 I don't have a dawg in this fight I just think UK is better. I give them the edge. Hey, anythikng can happen. Its why we play the game.

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 05:27 PM (TlwCF)

14 Who would have thought 6'3" would be short in basketball?

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 05:29 PM (TlwCF)

15 How did you guys like the awful version of the National Anthem? I thought my husband's head would explode.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 05:29 PM (UOM48)

16 I'm a KU alum (twice over) and Releford went to my high school. Rock Chalk Jayhawk Baby!

Posted by: Bob at April 02, 2012 05:30 PM (s/Ukz)

17 Go Cats!

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at April 02, 2012 05:30 PM (jgXna)

18 "I'm trying to hide that I'm embarrassed I wasn't sure what it was."

At least you didn't do it on national TV during a primary debate.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2012 05:31 PM (GZitp)

19 I get like 400 bucks if the loser's score's 2nd digit is a 2 and the winner's is a 1.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 02, 2012 05:33 PM (vpe0k)

20 Jane,

My husband and I had to mute the tv. That was a horrible rendition of the National Anthem. I could have farted a better one.

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 05:33 PM (TlwCF)

21 Somewhere, Francis Scott Key is weeping.

Posted by: Big T Party at April 02, 2012 05:33 PM (EhUTA)

22 As far as NCAA basketball goes,I'm like the Honey Badger.And NCAA women's basketball too?Are they fucking kidding?

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2012 05:34 PM (7W3wI)

23 What do you mean we can't get tickets, our cards are no good? We just gave millions to Obama without a problem!

Posted by: The Muslim Brotherhood at April 02, 2012 05:34 PM (l/xhO)

24 No fair hiding the elbows, Ace!

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 05:35 PM (Y+DPZ)

25 Looks to be a good game. Dear God don't anyone throw a text book out to center court. This game could grind to a halt if that happens!

Posted by: Killjoy at April 02, 2012 05:36 PM (ETgqz)

26 Kansas isn't all that conservative a state.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2012 05:36 PM (7W3wI)

27 Somewhere, Francis Scott Key is weeping. Posted by: Big T Party

Fuck no. Key is rising from the grave determined to kill those talentless bastards.

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 05:36 PM (TlwCF)

28 I cropped her elbows out because they were unforgivable flaws.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2012 05:36 PM (nj1bB)

29 24 Felt the same way about the Giants -Patriots SB.Hate them both.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2012 05:37 PM (7W3wI)

30 Anybody got any Skittles for the game?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 05:38 PM (Y+DPZ)

31 That National Anthem was....um.......original.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 02, 2012 05:38 PM (ETgqz)

The Mayans can be right, as far as I'm concerned, as long as I get to see The Avengers first.

(and The Hobbit)

Posted by: Palandine at April 02, 2012 05:38 PM (g7D8V)

33 I'm not going to root for anyone, because it's freaking basketball, but who should I root against? Who has our Supreme Leader pegged as his favorite after months of "being at work"?

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2012 05:41 PM (l/xhO)

34 My God that Big White Oaf of a center for Kansas is KILLING his team! He plays BB like old people f*ck. Slow and off the mark.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 02, 2012 05:42 PM (ETgqz)

35 meh- quit watching bball when kids quit runnin pick and rolls and backdoor cuts.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 02, 2012 05:42 PM (JvP2I)

36 All the musical talent in New Orleans and they pick those talentless fucks to sing the anthem? Why not just invite Roseanne Barr to do harmony on the finish?

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 05:43 PM (TlwCF)

37 I wish baseball had cheerleaders to kill the lulls

When one at-bat lasts half an hour, it can be excruciating

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 05:44 PM (Y+DPZ)

38 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Good Lt at April 02, 2012 05:44 PM (QNr6C)

39 37

runnin pick and rolls???

Hmm...sounds racist. I distinctly heard "boy" somewhere in there.

/sarc

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 05:44 PM (TlwCF)

40 Where are her boobs??

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 05:45 PM (niZvt)

41 Okay ace, time to start work on the epic Hunger Games review :^D

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 02, 2012 05:46 PM (QTHTd)

42 41- ohh i see what you did there. well played.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 02, 2012 05:46 PM (JvP2I)

43 Basketball? don't give a shit. fuck 'em

Posted by: doom am I, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind. at April 02, 2012 05:46 PM (vfFoo)

44 36

The big, white oaf is from San Diego. Name is Withey. 7' tall. He seems a bit uncoordinated. Kentucky is killing them right now.

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 05:47 PM (TlwCF)

45 I tried to find a pic of a Kansas cheerleader with bigger boobehs but no luck

More than the landscape is flat there I guess

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 05:47 PM (Y+DPZ)

46 38 All the musical talent in New Orleans and they pick those talentless fucks to sing the anthem? Why not just invite Roseanne Barr to do harmony on the finish?

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 09:43 PM (TlwCF)

Yes. I looked at my beloved Marines holding the Flag, and the contrast of those gorgeous young men and women vs. the hipster douchebags screeching out the anthem was more than I could take. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 05:48 PM (UOM48)

47 Going for the team whose fans are less likely to riot. Go Kansas?

Posted by: S Daniel at April 02, 2012 05:48 PM (BVkEs)

48 41 37

runnin pick and rolls???

Hmm...sounds racist. I distinctly heard "boy" somewhere in there.

/sarc

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 09:44 PM (TlwCF)

They see me pickin' and rollin'

They hatin'

Posted by: John Stockton at April 02, 2012 05:49 PM (ykSKg)

49 Kitteh is attacking my bare feet under the desk.

Anyone got any plasma?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 05:49 PM (Y+DPZ)

50 47 I tried to find a pic of a Kansas cheerleader with bigger boobehs but no luck More than the landscape is flat there I guess Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 09:47 PM (Y+DPZ) It's never a good sign when the teenaged boys beg girls to let them feel their "prairies."

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 05:49 PM (niZvt)

51 Point of information: That band, the Fray, was the same one who had that whiny hit song from Grey's Anatomy.

Posted by: logprof used to watch Grey's for foreplay at April 02, 2012 05:50 PM (ykSKg)

52 How would Kansas riot if they won? Burn corn??

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 05:50 PM (TlwCF)

53 Pointy elbows. Unacceptable. Un. Acc. Eptable.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 02, 2012 05:51 PM (ZPrif)

54 I'm honestly surprised the Gayhawks are not losing worse.

Posted by: logprof used to watch Grey's for foreplay at April 02, 2012 05:51 PM (ykSKg)

55 logprof,

Kansas is being manhandled by Kentucky and not in a ghey way. Major adjustments at halftime.

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 05:52 PM (TlwCF)

56 She's actually pretty cute... Except for the skeleton hanging below her neckline.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 05:52 PM (niZvt)

57 51 Kitteh is attacking my bare feet under the desk.

Anyone got any plasma?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 09:49 PM (Y+DPZ)

Heh. When one of our kittehs was a baby, D'oh woke up one night experiencing excruciating pain in one of his fingers. Little baby kitteh was attempting to have a Fresh Meat Snack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 05:52 PM (UOM48)

58 Another Asian goes classroom crazy in Oakland. Kills 7. Identified as One L. Goh. Hey INS, can we stop letting spree killers into the country? Thanks. We have enough homegrown crazies as it is.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 02, 2012 05:53 PM (ETgqz)

59 Yup...adams apple.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 02, 2012 05:53 PM (bX0ZS)

60 54 How would Kansas riot if they won? Burn corn??

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 09:50 PM (TlwCF)

Posted by: children of the corn at April 02, 2012 05:54 PM (UOM48)

61 @61: yeah, another Korean goes meshuga. I think I'll be extra nice to the (Korean) Mrs. for a while...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 05:55 PM (niZvt)

62 If she removed her hair, her head would be the size of a grapefruit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2012 05:55 PM (Sh42X)

63 >>I'm trying to hide that I'm embarrassed I wasn't sure what it was."

You could call it the Stanley cup for all I care.

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2012 05:55 PM (VMcEw)

64 50- damn straight!

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 02, 2012 05:55 PM (JvP2I)

65 Dear God don't anyone throw a text book out to center court.

This game could grind to a halt if that happens!

It's doubtful that Kentucky's players have ever read a book in their lives, much less seen one. I doubt they could even spell the word.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 02, 2012 05:56 PM (v3pY7)

66 Women have Adams Apples too.Yes,mens are usually more prominent but they can be noticeable on women too.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2012 05:56 PM (7W3wI)

67 An interview with the SCOAMF at half-time. I'm going to puke.

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 05:57 PM (TlwCF)

68 OH FUCK!

Baraka at the Half?!?!

Good gravy, I need to step away from the TV.

Posted by: logprof used to watch Grey's for foreplay at April 02, 2012 05:57 PM (ykSKg)

69 Another half-time interview with SCOAMF??? Seriously? Wasn't there a homeless wino available somewhere?

Posted by: antisocialist at April 02, 2012 05:57 PM (j/nZn)

70 Who was the fucker praising Obama just now? Fuck. It. All.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 05:57 PM (UOM48)

71 Hey, in-kind contribution.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2012 05:57 PM (Sh42X)

Fearless leader chose UNC and Kansas beat them. Fearless leader chose Kentucky to go a ways, so let Kansas beat them too.

Kansas is the underdog, so root for the underdog.

And Withey has already tied an NCAA record in shot blocking.

**Finally, disclosure. I am a KU alum.

Posted by: Mycroft at April 02, 2012 05:58 PM (qDICb)

73 Our very own Whore-Famer-in-Chief.

SMOD, kill us all now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 05:58 PM (UOM48)

74 70 Women have Adams Apples too.Yes,mens are usually more prominent but they can be noticeable on women too. Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2012 09:56 PM (7W3wI) What are you talking about?

Posted by: Ann Coulter at April 02, 2012 05:58 PM (niZvt)

75 How many fan shots of the middle aged hag Ashley Judd so far?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 05:58 PM (Y+DPZ)

76 I forget how the scoring works, does Kansas get extra Diversity Points for having a couple white guys?

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 02, 2012 05:58 PM (ZPrif)

77 69 College basketball is purely an NBA farm system(especially at the big basketball schools0.Football is going in the same directio and is only saved by the need for the players to mature more to turn pro.I can't imagine coaching at a UNC or Kentucky where you need to replace a blue chip team every damn year.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2012 05:58 PM (7W3wI)

78 Clark Kellogg who calls basketballs pumpkins is gonna interview Barack at the half. Ughhhhhh

Posted by: Big T Party at April 02, 2012 05:59 PM (EhUTA)

79 74 Who was the fucker praising Obama just now? Fuck. It. All.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 09:57 PM (UOM4

--Clark Kellogg. He also washed Baraka's balls in the first tourney game he attended with David Cameron.

Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2012 05:59 PM (ykSKg)

80 Kentucky is playing like a #1 seed, Kansas is playing like #2.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2012 05:59 PM (Sh42X)

81 78 Yeah! What are you talking about!?

Posted by: Britney Griner at April 02, 2012 06:00 PM (EhUTA)

82 Good thing I don't care about basketball. Cable is out. Happened on a Sunday. Internet too. And then the fridge went. Made the calls but no resolutions yet. Saved what i could in my neighboor's fridge. Then at work when I left my building for lunch, some guy fell in an uncovered manhole. After lunch I got to know the Fort Worth PD after I almost got run off the road during a road rage incident directed a someone else. Crappy Monday. But my new cat is doing well. Seeing the personality. We're having fun. He' family now. And the GF is visiting down here for a 10 day stay starting on Friday. So things are looking up. And I am pulling for Kansas. Kentucky is a disgrace. And go ND!

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert. On A Broken Sock. Sock Tech Meets Me By Cow Skull Between 9 and Noon at April 02, 2012 06:00 PM (nlHLA)

83 82 He was a good baller at least.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2012 06:00 PM (7W3wI)

84 Clark Kellogg?

Hey sounds about as boring as a box of cereal.

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 06:01 PM (TlwCF)

85 It would appear that these Kentucky fellows are superior than these Kansas gentlemen.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 02, 2012 06:01 PM (ZPrif)

86 Women also have balls.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 02, 2012 06:01 PM (Sh42X)

87 Where are the cheerleader's tits?

Posted by: mugiwara at April 02, 2012 06:01 PM (KI/Ch)

88 That State Farm ad is great.

Posted by: Big T Party at April 02, 2012 06:01 PM (EhUTA)

89 Damn, not only is every news piece designed to re-elect the SCOAMF, but just about every sports commentary and every fucking TV show

Maybe when electricity rates necessarily skyrocket, people will turn their TV's off

And television execs will blame the internet

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 06:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

90 Barry fiddling while the U. S. burns.

Burn, baby burn.

Stupid incompetent jug-eared Marxist fuckwit 'tard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:02 PM (UOM48)

91 Kentucky is pulling away. Kansas is not moving the ball well and is forcing up early shots and missing. 31-19. This could get ugly.

Posted by: drawandstrike at April 02, 2012 06:02 PM (iGKkt)

92 Those ribs sure are sexy. Too bad she doesn't have breasts to cover them, or we might think she had hit puberty.

Yuck. Real women have curves and a bit of fat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 02, 2012 06:02 PM (nEUpB)

93 I don't pay much attention when gals have an Adam's Apple. It's when they have a package where their Pandora's Box ought to be that gives me pause.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:03 PM (niZvt)

94 final, semi-final, whatever. Posted by: ace at April 02, 2012 09:24 PM (nj1bB) ------------------------------- It's nice ta know ya care, ace!

Posted by: drawandstrike at April 02, 2012 06:03 PM (iGKkt)

95 90 Bet you got some wicked asshole hair too Big Sis.

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 06:04 PM (TlwCF)

96 Do you think ace is even watching the game?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2012 06:04 PM (Sh42X)

97 Wasn't there a homeless wino available somewhere?

Takes too long to wash off the vegan poo

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 02, 2012 06:04 PM (QTHTd)

98 For an added treat, Michelle is going to appear on camera in a cheerleader uniform and show her pom-pom talents.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Preznit Fo-Shizzle at April 02, 2012 06:04 PM (UOM48)

99 95 Kentucky is pulling away. Kansas is not moving the ball well and is forcing up early shots and missing. 31-19.

This could get ugly.

Posted by: drawandstrike at April 02, 2012 10:02 PM (iGKkt)

--Last year's final established a whole new standard of ugly. Not sure if this one can surpass it.

Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2012 06:05 PM (ykSKg)

100 >>Burn, baby burn. Stupid incompetent jug-eared Marxist fuckwit 'tard.

It's a regular f#ckin disco inferno.

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2012 06:05 PM (VMcEw)

101 @99: you just HAD to go there... *Handing you a pair of tweezers*

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:05 PM (niZvt)

102 102 Oh good God man *_*

Posted by: Big T Party at April 02, 2012 06:05 PM (EhUTA)

103 one word CoolCzezh....waxing.

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 06:06 PM (TlwCF)

104 100 Do you think ace is even watching the game? Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2012 10:04 PM (Sh42X) Nah. Right about now he's watching the inside of his eyelids, face firmly planted in his living room carpet.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:07 PM (niZvt)

105 I'm as bare as the nation's coffers.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 02, 2012 06:07 PM (Sh42X)

106 I'm just a woman, but I think the Russian spy is way hotter than the cheerleader. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Preznit Fo-Shizzle at April 02, 2012 06:07 PM (UOM48)

107
>>one word CoolCzezh....waxing.

Floss or the bean???

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2012 06:07 PM (VMcEw)

108 109

Oh. Dear. Gawd!

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 06:08 PM (TlwCF)

109 LOL sock fail. Ha!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:08 PM (UOM48)

110

34-21 Cats.

I have my sofa. I have my diesel. I'm ready to go.

Fear the unibrow. Go Cats!

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at April 02, 2012 06:08 PM (jgXna)

111 The Russians may have Anna Chapman. But WE have Janet Napolitano's landing strip! OK, her six lane highway to hell may be more descriptive...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:10 PM (niZvt)

112 I HATE kansas. Therefore, I will be rooting for Kentucky.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 06:11 PM (CMM9V)

113 Kentucky has to win this. I was under the erroneous assumption that I won the office pool if Louisville lost on Saturday. Probably shouldn't have spent all the money already...

Posted by: mugiwara at April 02, 2012 06:11 PM (KI/Ch)

114 Do you think that cheerleader is wearing that blue top to hide the fact her boobies haven't hatched yet?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:11 PM (niZvt)

115 Highway to Happy Town.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 02, 2012 06:11 PM (Sh42X)

116 I don't usually notice cute girls, but the Kansas cheerleader at the top of this thread deserves to be the figurehead on a ship or something.

She's just incredibly sweet and young and almost ethereal. And no one needs to tell me it's just the picture.

Posted by: Dianna at April 02, 2012 06:11 PM (mKMj1)

117 Come on Jayhawks! Don't those ConTucky jobs do this to you!

Posted by: Cornfed at April 02, 2012 06:12 PM (AuYGn)

118

Milf Rombley is on Fox right now.

Boy, David bowie looks like shit?!

Posted by: Diane Sawyer at April 02, 2012 06:13 PM (IUwie)

119 you all know you would hit that.

Posted by: yes, you would at April 02, 2012 06:13 PM (1j0Ba)

120 The only good thing about this game is that I'm going to be third in the office brackets no matter what happens.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 02, 2012 06:13 PM (Gk3SS)

121 Posted by: Dianna

Go on .......

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 02, 2012 06:13 PM (Sh42X)

122 She's just incredibly sweet and young and almost ethereal. And no one needs to tell me it's just the picture.

Posted by: Dianna at April 02, 2012 10:11 PM (mKMj1)

She won't be cheering and smiling that pretty smile into Barry's second presidency.

None of us will be smiling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:13 PM (UOM48)

123 @120: It's just the picture.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:13 PM (niZvt)

124 This game seems.....over.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2012 06:13 PM (JIDLg)

125 real wimmins got curves. but ashley judd aint afraid to get nekkid and i dont complain. but still- curves.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 02, 2012 06:13 PM (JvP2I)

126 you all know you would hit that.
Posted by: yes, you would at April 02, 2012 10:13 PM (1j0Ba)

Yep.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 02, 2012 06:14 PM (KI/Ch)

127 does anthony davis remind anyone else of Urkel? almost more than BO?

Posted by: yes, you would at April 02, 2012 06:14 PM (1j0Ba)

128 The Jayhawks have sucked sine 'Tomorrow the Green Grass'.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2012 06:14 PM (IUwie)

129 109 I'm as bare as the nation's coffers. Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 02, 2012 10:07 PM (Sh42X) ---------------------------------- It doesn't have to be that way. Give us a call. We can help.

Posted by: Hair Club For Men at April 02, 2012 06:15 PM (ETgqz)

130 So what on earth do you suppose Barry is going to blather during half time tonight?

Jeebus, the idiot is so unaware how half this country can't stand the sound of his voice.

He honestly believes he's The One. Scary shit, that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:16 PM (UOM48)

131 Of course I'd hit it. But it would feel really freaky feeding the summer sausage to a chick flatter than my moobs...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:16 PM (niZvt)

132 She won't be cheering and smiling that pretty smile into Barry's second presidency.

None of us will be smiling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Then isn't it lovely that we have her, caught and immortalized in this moment of innocent pleasure and joy?

I'm not quite ready for wrist slitting thoughts tonight. I'm just not.

Posted by: Dianna at April 02, 2012 06:17 PM (mKMj1)

133 135 I can see her sternum, but.... beggars can't be choosers.

Posted by: Big T Party at April 02, 2012 06:18 PM (EhUTA)

134 Ron/Raykon. Thanks for sharing. Isn't it past your bedtime?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:18 PM (UOM48)

135 Thomas looks like hes about to cry.

Posted by: yes, you would at April 02, 2012 06:18 PM (1j0Ba)

136 Great green pea soup color scheme for the court. Nothing says Kentucky victory more than the color of vomit.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 02, 2012 06:18 PM (ZPrif)

137

Of course I'd hit it. But it would feel really freaky feeding the summer sausage to a chick flatter than my moobs...

You get over it after a while...pretty soon after that and you'll be able tp forget she's your sister.

Posted by: Donny Osmond at April 02, 2012 06:18 PM (IUwie)

138 134 So what on earth do you suppose Barry is going to blather during half time tonight? "Let me be clear... The SCOTUS is acting like a lynch mob!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:18 PM (niZvt)

139 143 omg lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:19 PM (UOM48)

140 "Let me be clear... The SCOTUS is acting like a lynch mob!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 10:18 PM (niZvt)

Oh please, please, please let him say that!

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2012 06:19 PM (X6akg)

141 Ron reminds me of curious.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:20 PM (UOM48)

142

Thomas looks like hes about to cry.

He walked into the Locker Room while I was toweling off.

Posted by: Elena Kagan at April 02, 2012 06:20 PM (IUwie)

143

--Clark Kellogg. He also washed Baraka's balls in the first tourney game he attended with David Cameron.

Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2012 09:59 PM (ykSKg)

I drive by his house twice a day. I can put rotten eggs in his mailbox, if you'd like.

Posted by: ErikW at April 02, 2012 06:20 PM (J/e3K)

144 Then isn't it lovely that we have her, caught and immortalized in this moment of innocent pleasure and joy? You think that's her O-face?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:20 PM (niZvt)

145 Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 10:10 PM (niZvt)

Remember that fat chick in college who kept hitting on you? And then one night when you were too drunk to fight her off she stripped naked and rubbed herself all over you, and when you are particularly tense and have nightmares you remember the scratching of her (his?) bristly pubic hair and the faintly fetid odor wafting up from her? And the worst part was her breath. That foul, rancid breath that made you queasy, and makes you bolt upright...even now!

Well, that's the kind of image you have provoked in my mind's eye with your comment.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 02, 2012 06:21 PM (nEUpB)

146 Halftime means muting the TV and stepping out for a bit.

Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2012 06:21 PM (ykSKg)

147 142 yeah i mentioned on twitter how distracting the pea-green design of the court is.

Posted by: drawandstrike at April 02, 2012 06:21 PM (iGKkt)

148 I like chicks with good bone structure, but usually I'm not referring to her upper rib cage.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 02, 2012 06:21 PM (ZPrif)

149 150 Rotting pumpkins. Much more ironic.

Posted by: Big T Party at April 02, 2012 06:21 PM (EhUTA)

150 booster video=seasick=pass........

Posted by: model_1066 at April 02, 2012 06:22 PM (PWwbk)

151 ARRRRRGGGHHHHH

Not.

More.

SCOAMT.

Cannot cope. Off to Mordor.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 02, 2012 06:22 PM (Gk3SS)

152 Fuck you raykon, lick, dan, stephen, ron, you fucking troll!

Go away. No one wants you here.

Posted by: jem at April 02, 2012 06:22 PM (0oYHO)

153 Ron is clearly curious with a new hash tag. Has to be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:22 PM (UOM48)

154 149 "Thomas looks like hes about to cry." He walked into the Locker Room while I was toweling off. Posted by: Elena Kagan at April 02, 2012 10:20 PM (IUwie) *cough* You "towel off" quite often, don't you, Elena?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:22 PM (niZvt)

155 You think that's her O-face? Posted by: CoolCzech

No one with that expression can possibly be thinking of Obama!

Oh, wait!

I have no idea, and I leave it to young men of the appropriate age to approach the young lady with proper grace, reverence and attention to find out.

Posted by: Dianna at April 02, 2012 06:23 PM (mKMj1)

156 Gawd, I hope Maet is on board tonight so he can BLAST this sucker of cock!

Posted by: jem at April 02, 2012 06:23 PM (0oYHO)

157

You "towel off" quite often, don't you, Elena?

It's the leakage. I can't control it.

Posted by: Elena Kagan at April 02, 2012 06:23 PM (IUwie)

158 160 Fuck you raykon, lick, dan, stephen, ron, you fucking troll!

Go away. No one wants you here.

Posted by: jem at April 02, 2012 10:22 PM (0oYHO)

Thank You, Thank you, Thank you.

And with obama at the halftime, smoke a cig time.

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 02, 2012 06:23 PM (fHyXI)

159 164 are you ok Jem?

Posted by: Ron at April 02, 2012 10:23 PM (uhPd1)

And there ya go. Hi curious!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:24 PM (UOM48)

160 reminds me of when I took a big ol' salvia bonghit....like being trapped in a kaleidoscope. that's tilting, and you're falling through. would not wish that on my worst enemy.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 02, 2012 06:24 PM (PWwbk)

161 Puttin' a bounty out on them Kentuckians...

Posted by: The New & Improved Black Panther Party at April 02, 2012 06:25 PM (BVkEs)

162 "Remember that fat chick in college who kept hitting on you?" It was actually in High School, but yeah...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:25 PM (niZvt)

163 171 Even moderates are saying romney has a gender gap problem on fox

Posted by: Ron at April 02, 2012 10:24 PM (uhPd1)

GTFO, curious. Stop dirtying up the place. We're watching basketball, you nitwit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:25 PM (UOM48)

164 Hey, jackass, whatever you're calling yourself now, you know what I consider a gender problem? The concept that I am such a fragile, delicate, helpless little flower that I need Big Daddy Government to take care of me.

Yeah. That's feminist right there. Oh please please please take care of me! I am just too weak and pathetic to do it myself!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 02, 2012 06:26 PM (Gk3SS)

165 165 You think that's her O-face? Posted by: CoolCzech No one with that expression can possibly be thinking of Obama! Oh, wait! I have no idea, and I leave it to young men of the appropriate age to approach the young lady with proper grace, reverence and attention to find out. Posted by: Dianna at April 02, 2012 10:23 PM (mKMj1) Well... That leaves me out in the cold...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:27 PM (niZvt)

166 my bad...wrong thread, yes i have been drinking.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 02, 2012 06:27 PM (PWwbk)

167 i would never fault a woman for not getting enough to eat. all you have to do is make sure they know you are committed to them, and they will fill out soon enough. i enjoy skinny and full figured alike. Plus, this girl has the face of a goddess, put another 70 lbs on her and she will still be beautiful. and probably a lot more fun.

Posted by: yes, you would at April 02, 2012 06:28 PM (1j0Ba)

168 #176 - alexthechick!

Go on!

Posted by: Dianna at April 02, 2012 06:28 PM (mKMj1)

169 WHY is obuma invading my sporting event... uck

Posted by: Stormy at April 02, 2012 06:28 PM (GZnjv)

170 Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 10:25 PM (niZvt)

During my brief foray into Facebook my horror show of a high school stalker made contact. Shockingly she had gotten even more unpleasant, both physically and in intellectually in the intervening years.

One of many reasons I dumped my account very quickly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 02, 2012 06:28 PM (nEUpB)

171 #177 Just ring that really cool bell you bought CoolCzech. She'll come running!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 02, 2012 06:28 PM (R5yLq)

172 171 Even moderates are saying romney has a gender gap problem on fox Posted by: Ron at April 02, 2012 10:24 PM (uhPd1) a) It's stupid Rick's fault. B) Mitt's good looks and hair will ultimately win the female vote.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:29 PM (niZvt)

173 Curious has a new hash tag. Be forewarned.

"Ron" indeed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:29 PM (UOM48)

174 Well... That leaves me out in the cold... Posted by: CoolCzech

It's OK. I'm old and "married", too.

I sat beside a perfectly lovely young man on the train coming home this evening; it made me rather sad for my flaming youth, but I did appreciate him in an aesthetic sort of way.

Posted by: Dianna at April 02, 2012 06:30 PM (mKMj1)

175 @182: one reason I never got into facebook is that some people from the distant past should stay there.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:31 PM (niZvt)

176 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 02, 2012 10:26 PM (Gk3SS)

Ah...a true feminist. Not the bullshit Gloria Steinem/Naomi Wolf kind.

[this is not snark]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 02, 2012 06:31 PM (nEUpB)

177 WHY is obuma invading my sporting event... uck

Posted by: Stormy at April 02, 2012 10:28 PM (GZnjv)

I just turned the television off because there's no fucking way the Indonesian is gonna interfere with real sports. He knows fucking A well that this is his last go-round and he's snagging every perq on his way before the door hits his bony ass for the last time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 02, 2012 06:31 PM (IGCcj)

178 so, Is O really on the down low?

Posted by: yes, you would at April 02, 2012 06:32 PM (1j0Ba)

179 Turned the game off NOT gonna give that network my viewership when they put the commie in chief on

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 02, 2012 06:32 PM (nonzP)

180 Most teams punch above their weight.

Posted by: BHO at April 02, 2012 06:32 PM (MwTP4)

181 Curious has a new hash tag. Be forewarned.

"Ron" indeed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 10:29 PM (UOM4

I was wondering who the "new" troll was.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 02, 2012 06:33 PM (IGCcj)

182 Too bad this motherflucker isn't as interested in Presidentin' as he is in basketball...

Posted by: antisocialist at April 02, 2012 06:33 PM (j/nZn)

183

Kentucky is playing very, very well.

Lot of debate raging around the internet tonight about whether they could knock off an NBA team tonight [in a hypothetical matchup].

Posted by: Zombie Shane at April 02, 2012 06:33 PM (hUcgo)

184 and what the hell is it with that creepy family guy pedophile 's' whistle he has? is that a medical condition?

Posted by: yes, you would at April 02, 2012 06:33 PM (1j0Ba)

185 Sweet Jeebus. Teh Won is on my tee vee. D'oh is snoring through the interview.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:34 PM (UOM48)

186 FU CBS. I am not watching that prick.

Posted by: dogfish at April 02, 2012 06:34 PM (N2yhW)

187 Sasha and Malia's basketball games = photo ops

Posted by: antisocialist at April 02, 2012 06:34 PM (j/nZn)

188 Lot of debate raging around the internet tonight about whether they could knock off an NBA team tonight [in a hypothetical matchup].

Posted by: Zombie Shane at April 02, 2012 10:33 PM (hUcgo)

NFW

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 02, 2012 06:34 PM (IGCcj)

189 The entire world in going to hell in a hand basket, and Barry McFuckwit is talking b-ball.

If Boooshh.......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:35 PM (UOM48)

190 BAWWWWWW!!!
I miss my Reggie Love!!!!!

Posted by: OBlowMe at April 02, 2012 06:35 PM (j/nZn)

191 "Lot of debate raging around the internet tonight about whether they could knock off an NBA team tonight [in a hypothetical matchup]."

You mean a lot of stupid.

Posted by: BHO at April 02, 2012 06:35 PM (MwTP4)

192 Posted by: Zombie Shane at April 02, 2012 10:33 PM (hUcgo)

They are playing with incredible emotion, which might get them past a bad NBA team on a bad day. But they are just kids compared to the pros.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 02, 2012 06:35 PM (nEUpB)

193 LOL, the schizoid has seriously become unhinged, hasn't it. I forgot that particular little nuance, of the "are you ok?"

Yep CAT PISS has been unhinged for a while, now it has had the door blown away.

I hope Maet hosts tonight, with his troll killer.

Posted by: jem at April 02, 2012 06:36 PM (0oYHO)

194 "In my second term".......no fucking way, you fuckwit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 06:36 PM (UOM48)

195 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 10:34 PM (UOM4

Better than puking, which would be more appropriate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 02, 2012 06:36 PM (nEUpB)

196 WHY is obuma invading my sporting event... uck

Come to Mordor. We have cookies. Also unlimited evilness but still. Cookies.

Ahhhh it's nearly Opening Day. Oh the soothing soothingness of being a Cubs fan. It's so nice to know they've already been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 02, 2012 06:37 PM (Gk3SS)

197 195 They've got 4 "pros" on their team. The Bobcats have 12 actual pros. Wouldnt be close.

Posted by: Big T Party at April 02, 2012 06:37 PM (EhUTA)

198 So obuma tries to call out the SCOTUS threatening them against dumping his obumacare because they weren't elected? Who the F does he think he is? He REALLY knows nothing about the United States Constitution! He is setting up occupy for their summer riot theme.

Posted by: Stormy at April 02, 2012 06:37 PM (GZnjv)

199 Did he really just say 'in my second term'?

Posted by: drawandstrike at April 02, 2012 06:38 PM (iGKkt)

200 Is the JEF off CBS yet? I honestly can't stand to watch him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 02, 2012 06:39 PM (IGCcj)

201 seriously, what is that whistling thing? is it medical? bone structure problem? bad teeth? I hear it every time he speaks, and it's annoying as hell.

Posted by: yes, you would at April 02, 2012 06:39 PM (1j0Ba)

202 206 "In my second term".......no fucking way, you fuckwit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

From your keyboard to God's monitor. Amen!

Posted by: Dianna at April 02, 2012 06:39 PM (mKMj1)

203 The 2nd half beating is about to start.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2012 06:40 PM (Sh42X)

204 alexthechick,

I feel you pain. I'm a Padres and Mets fan. Every time the Padres get a great player they dump him from the payroll. Our opening games are against the hated and loathed Dodgers.

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2012 06:40 PM (TlwCF)

205 Ahhhh it's nearly Opening Day. Oh the soothing soothingness of being a Cubs fan. It's so nice to know they've already been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012

It was mama winger, long ago, on another blog entirely, who taught me: There is neither good play nor bad play. There is neither a good season nor a bad season. There is only...Cubbishness.

For this reason, I salute the fans of the Cubs!

Posted by: Dianna at April 02, 2012 06:42 PM (mKMj1)

206 Is President [Brackets] blaming the NCAA for denying him perfection as a tourney prognosticator?

Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2012 06:42 PM (KWdVT)

207 206 "In my second term".......no fucking way, you fuckwit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2012 10:36 PM (UOM4 Leave it up to President Hussein to interject that big twat he has by way of a face into the middle of a sporting event on a Sunday night. Asshole.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:43 PM (niZvt)

208 Leave it up to President Hussein to interject that big twat he has by way of a face into the middle of a sporting event on a Sunday night. Asshole.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 10:43 PM (niZvt)

Ah Monday Night, what are ya an OWSer that doesn't work?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 02, 2012 06:45 PM (nonzP)

209 Kentucky probably couldn't beat the Charlotte Bobcats tonight, but Anthony Davis will be the best player on their roster if they manage to draft him.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 02, 2012 06:46 PM (HethX)

210 @220: uh, right. I was "in the field" today, as they say, instead of the office. Big grassy field. Looking up at the neighbor's bathroom window. Good looking gal, my neighbor...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 06:47 PM (niZvt)

211 Yer neighbor was home too, whole efn hood of OWSers?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 02, 2012 06:49 PM (nonzP)

212 If I was alive I would be at the game with my pappa, per se, Hussein Ogama.

Posted by: Trayvon at April 02, 2012 06:51 PM (WUWb9)

213 Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2012 10:47 PM (niZvt)

Didn't you OWSers git yer memo yet to get over to Roberts and Kennedys houses with the Panthers and SEIUs to stink up their places and scare their aminals?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 02, 2012 06:52 PM (nonzP)

214 Glad I completely missed Baraka.

Those of you who watched him, why?!

Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2012 06:55 PM (ykSKg)

215

"They are playing with incredible emotion, which might get them past a bad NBA team on a bad day."

Right - the idea is that if they were playing as well as they are tonight, and if, say, they caught the Charlotte Bobcats on a bad night, whether they could pull off the upset.

"But they are just kids compared to the pros."

Well then there is the second question of whether, in 10 years or so, when they're all at their physical peaks, the same group of guys would then be a legitimate NBA team.

There were some teams from the 1980s about whom that might have been true - Houston with Olajuwon and Drexler, and North Carolina with various combinations of Jordan, Worthy, Perkins, Brad Daugherty, and Kenny Smith.

Posted by: Zombie Shane at April 02, 2012 06:56 PM (hUcgo)

216 Is Basketball Jones still on see bee ess? I refuse to watch the rest since they had to stick Presnitwit Petey on there!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 02, 2012 06:56 PM (nonzP)

217 Barack 0bama played on a state champion high school basketball team. Of a small state.

As a backup. On a team of mostly Polynesian Hawaiians. He scored 2 points.

That's how mad a baller he is.

Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2012 06:58 PM (ykSKg)

218

"That's how mad a baller he is."

What's most pathetic is that he entered "Black" [rather than some form of "Mulatto/Mixed Race"] on his 2010 Census form.

A "Black" dude who couldn't even get any playing time on a team full of whites and polynesians.

Can you say Steve Urkel?!?

What a joke.

What a pathetic joke.

Posted by: Zombie Shane at April 02, 2012 07:05 PM (hUcgo)

219 Kentucky v. Ohio would have been a much better game. Just sayin' . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 02, 2012 07:08 PM (w407e)

220 Can someone explain "Baraka", seeing it a lot lately, not getting the reference.

Thanks.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 02, 2012 07:10 PM (MwTP4)

221 As a backup. On a team of mostly Polynesian Hawaiians. He scored 2 points.

That's how mad a baller he is.

Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2012 10:58 PM (ykSKg)

Not only that but the worthless POS organized the community of bench-sitters to bitch to the coach about not getting enough PT. Instead of kicking the JEF off the team for being a whiny douche, he fucking coddled him like everybody else has all of his cocksucking life.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 02, 2012 07:17 PM (IGCcj)

222 Can someone explain "Baraka", seeing it a lot lately, not getting the reference.
Thanks.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 02, 2012 11:10 PM (MwTP4)

It's from Andrew Brietbart's Vetting of Obama:

http://tinyurl.com/82bfq9r

Posted by: mugiwara at April 02, 2012 07:17 PM (KI/Ch)

223 Has the NCAA stricken the "traveling" violation from the rule book? Starting to look like the NBA.

Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2012 07:20 PM (KWdVT)

224 I watched the Proposal for the twentieth time at half time instead of hearing that SCOAMF. Clark Kellog gushing all over him and Nance giving him the segue way as well. As Bill Raftery says, "A Chippy kissed off the glass!"

Posted by: GW McLintock at April 02, 2012 07:20 PM (y0+WV)

225 Posted by: mugiwara at April 02, 2012 11:17 PM (KI/Ch)

I'll check it out. Thanks.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 02, 2012 07:21 PM (MwTP4)

226 re:traveling

I think they call it if you fall down

Posted by: free tibet-with purchase of - aww- you know the rest at April 02, 2012 07:32 PM (e0TtL)

227 Big Blue Nation!!!! (from Lexington)

Posted by: shinypie at April 02, 2012 08:19 PM (bDkG0)

228 Dagney, don't hate Kansas. Hate KU if you must. Hate the lefty town it's in. But NE KS. is much like the Shire, and is my home.

Posted by: teej at April 03, 2012 02:24 AM (MYQ7K)

229

If they wore these uniforms for girls' basketball, somebody besides lesbians might actually tune in and watch.

Plus just a little attention to hair and makeup.

Posted by: J. Moses Browning at April 03, 2012 06:30 AM (GiEaA)

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