May 16, 2012

Nebraska and Indiana
— Dave in Texas

Not a football post.

I tossed this in the headlines today but I really wanted to come back to it because I really wanted to come back to it. This is how I make posting decisions, an arduous process involving what I'd like to do and how I hope it's interesting to the morons.

Jon Bruning and Don Stenberg joined Nebraska state senator Deb Fischer at a "unity rally" the day after she clobbered them in the primary to offer their support and demonstrate their commitment to defeating Bob Kerrey in November.

Bruning and Fischer both looked bleary-eyed and even teary-eyed at times during the press conference – with Bruning looking off to the side during most of the press conference, avoiding eye contact with the roomful of observers and reporters. He and Fischer embraced at one point. Asked what he thought of the election results, he declined to comment, saying everything was water under the bridge and “This is Deb’s day.”

“I’m 100 percent behind her,” Bruning said. “This is about how we can get together and beat Bob Kerrey.”

Fischer credited Bruning for being a tough campaigner whom she looks forward to campaigning with and credited Stenberg for being a public servant for many years.

“He serves his state with his heart and his soul,” she said.

I find this refreshing, and admirable. Some may attribute this to my naiveté. I say, "and don't you find my naiveté refreshing?"

Contrast this with the response of 6 term crybaby Dick Lugar, who got his ass kicked in Indiana a week ago by state Treasurer Richard Mourdock. Instead of appearing with him to provide support in his upcoming race, this "elder statesman of the senate" pitched a 1400 word bitchfit on why conservatives suck.

Unfortunately, we have an increasing number of legislators in both parties who have adopted an unrelenting partisan viewpoint. This shows up in countless vote studies that find diminishing intersections between Democrat and Republican positions. Partisans at both ends of the political spectrum are dominating the political debate in our country. And partisan groups, including outside groups that spent millions against me in this race, are determined to see that this continues. They have worked to make it as difficult as possible for a legislator of either party to hold independent views or engage in constructive compromise. If that attitude prevails in American politics, our government will remain mired in the dysfunction we have witnessed during the last several years. And I believe that if this attitude expands in the Republican Party, we will be relegated to minority status. Parties donÂ’t succeed for long if they stop appealing to voters who may disagree with them on some issues.

Reminded me a little of Nixon's nemesis, political consultant Dick Tuck, and his famous comment after losing his 1966 primary race for the California senate. "The people have spoken, the bastards."

I realize there's a difference between two Republican contenders vying for their first shot at the Senate and a senior Senator with 6 terms behind him getting taken down by a rookie, but genuine leaders know better than to cry like a bitch and unless it's not all about them they show a little class. So the hell with you Dick. And thank you Jon and Don. Well played gentlemen.


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Posted by: Dave in Texas at 03:55 PM | Comments (199)
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1 It's nice to see members of the GOP being able to focus on the goal of defeating the SCOAMT and taking control of the Senate.  Good for them.  Besides, you never know when the shoe will be on the other foot so it's good to be gracious.  How does it go, the people you step on when you're on the way up will be the people you see as you slide back down. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at May 16, 2012 04:04 PM (Gk3SS)

2

This is how we defeat the left.

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2012 04:05 PM (EAXwO)

3 I noticed that many of the "anybody-but-romney" moron hoard have joined the "unity train" in recent weeks.  It's very good to see this.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 04:06 PM (O3R/2)

4 Um...Dick, you are supposed to be representing your constituents, not playing in your own theme park.

Maybe if you had, you'd still have a job.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2012 04:06 PM (z1N6a)

5 Orrin and I are getting hitched.

Posted by: Arlen Specter at May 16, 2012 04:07 PM (MMC8r)

6

Parties donÂ’t succeed for long if they stop appealing to voters who may disagree with them on some issues.

 

And when politicians stop appealing to the voters they get their asses handed to them in a primary.  Enjoy spending time in your home on the East Coast fucker.

Posted by: buzzion at May 16, 2012 04:07 PM (GULKT)

7 Jimbo -

It wasn't the hard core righties who defected to the lightbringer.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2012 04:07 PM (z1N6a)

8 Maybe Miss Lindsey will join Orrin and Arlen in a "Triumvirate"

Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 04:08 PM (O3R/2)

9 Bruning's immediate support for Fischer is very touching (and not naive).  It's the way to be gracious, and Lord have mercy, our political elite sure seems to have abdicated that particular trait in so many instances.

As for Lugar, hit the road Jack.  He's bitter, just like Arlen...having to go on a verbal rampage at losing their seats to people who are tired of them.  It's well nigh time to dump the Rinosaurs.  His attitude of entitlement to his seat, against the expressed wish of the people, is sign numero uno. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 16, 2012 04:08 PM (tc1fB)

10 Maybe Miss Lindsey will join Orrin and Arlen in a "Triumvirate" No chicks.

Posted by: Arlen Specter at May 16, 2012 04:08 PM (MMC8r)

11 Romney is running a better campaign than we feared.  Good times.

It's nice to not have to "listen" to all their bitching.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 04:09 PM (O3R/2)

12 Rinosaurs!

I am going to use that.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 04:11 PM (O3R/2)

13 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 04:11 PM (7W3wI)

14 OT Rihanna as a tough,badass chick in Battleship.Believable.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 04:12 PM (7W3wI)

15

15 OT Rihanna as a tough,badass chick in Battleship.Believable.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 08:12 PM (7W3wI)

 

Couldn't afford Michelle Rodriguez's salary or something?  Sbe's always the one that fills the "tough military chick" for those movies.  See Battle: Los Angeles.

Posted by: buzzion at May 16, 2012 04:14 PM (GULKT)

16 10 Is Fischer the right winger? How big of an upset is it?

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 16, 2012 08:08 PM (cjTjM)


Freaking HUGE.
The Republican Establishment was backing one of the candidates, and the Tea Party the other one.

Voters said "fuckitall" and went with the conservative.

If she wins the election, both groups will need to re-evaluate what they think voter grassroot connections are.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 16, 2012 04:14 PM (Qxe/p)

17 People in Nebraska are nice.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2012 04:14 PM (P6QsQ)

18  Battleship.Believable.

 

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 08:12 PM (7W3wI)

 

Yeah, too bad the CGI isn't.  Not even going to bother with the movie based on that alone.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 16, 2012 04:14 PM (rX1N2)

19 Meltdown of the Old Guard GOP.  You are going to see a LOT of NON Support for those TEA folks... they will get less in funds than everyone else...  because the last thing the current GOP leadership wants, are more people in office who actualy KNOW the Consitution.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 16, 2012 04:15 PM (lZBBB)

20 19 It looks monumentally stupid.The aliens tech look like designs from Battle Los Angeles that were unused.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 04:16 PM (7W3wI)

21

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 16, 2012 08:14 PM (Qxe/p)

 

Interesting thing about the TEA party.... its kinda like the Libertarian Party... there really is no leadership.

 

People come out trying to speak for the TEA party... and keep trying to organize that herd of cats... but they keep slipping the leash.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 16, 2012 04:17 PM (lZBBB)

22 It will be nice having a female Republican Senator who isn't Susan Collins.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2012 04:17 PM (P6QsQ)

23 '3 I noticed that many of the "anybody-but-romney" moron hoard have joined the "unity train" in recent weeks. It's very good to see this.' I'm thinking Romney might show more fight than McCain. Well, he couldn't really show less.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 16, 2012 04:18 PM (HJYyV)

24

Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 08:06 PM (O3R/2)

 

Silence does not really mean support... it just means a lack of working against.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 16, 2012 04:18 PM (lZBBB)

25 23 It will be nice having a female Republican Senator who isn't Susan Collins.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2012 08:17 PM (P6QsQ)

 

Or Coke-bear.

Posted by: buzzion at May 16, 2012 04:19 PM (GULKT)

26 Posted by: Romeo13 at May 16, 2012 08:17 PM (lZBBB)

Duly noted.
This particular TEA party (from what I think I'm reading between the lines) was Omaha based.  Which would make it "establishment".

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 16, 2012 04:19 PM (Qxe/p)

27 Pay attention Sen. Hatch.  I wouldn't be ordering any new business cards anytime soon.

Posted by: mpfs at May 16, 2012 04:19 PM (Fy6L7)

28 Yes - Those who think of the Tea Party as just another tiny organization are wrong.  It is not tiny, nor an organization.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2012 04:19 PM (z1N6a)

29 This is what you say to Libs who decry partisanship:  the more diversity you want, the more rancor and less work-togetherness you get.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 16, 2012 04:20 PM (dZ756)

30 It would be a shame if a cute cuddly polar bear ate Mookowski.

Posted by: mpfs at May 16, 2012 04:20 PM (Fy6L7)

31 I'm sure it wasn't easy for Bruning to be gracious in defeat, but it's what grownups do, and I applaud him for sucking it up. 

Hell, we expect that of little kids at a soccer game. The fact that Lugar couldn't manage it tells me all I need to know about him.

Posted by: pep at May 16, 2012 04:20 PM (6TB1Z)

32 I'm sure it wasn't easy for Bruning to be gracious in defeat, but it's what grownups do, and I applaud him for sucking it up.

Hell, we expect that of little kids at a soccer game. The fact that Lugar couldn't manage it tells me all I need to know about him.


Yes - there's no way he really thinks of himself as a "Public Servant"

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2012 04:22 PM (z1N6a)

33  Maybe Miss Lindsey will join Orrin and Arlen in a "Triumvirate"

Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 08:08 PM (O3R/2)

Or, as I think of it, Vagina Central.

 

Posted by: Bill H at May 16, 2012 04:22 PM (3sZO1)

34 #30  Liberals love Partisanship - as long it is their Party that wins.  Bipartisan is defined as everyone doing what Liberals want.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2012 04:23 PM (z1N6a)

35 Look for Lugar to change his name to Murkowsky and run as an independent or a write-in candidate.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2012 04:24 PM (i0App)

36

This particular TEA party (from what I think I'm reading between the lines) was Omaha based. Which would make it "establishment".


 

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 16, 2012 08:19 PM (Qxe/p)

 

It would actualy be an interesting Poll/Study... I'll bet that some "TEA Party" organization endorsing a candidate, would have less impact on the TEA Party members voting habits, than most organizations endorsments...

 

Its like the (small L) libertarians... if we're all about personal choice, and responsibility, why listen to what the Leader of Some Group Tells me to do?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 16, 2012 04:25 PM (lZBBB)

37 Yes - there's no way he really thinks of himself as a "Public Servant"

I think he sees himself as one of those giant-brained guys on a pedestal in the execrable "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull" movie.  His role is to guide mankind. 

Fine by me, Dick.  I'm sure you can guide yourself to the exit.

Posted by: pep at May 16, 2012 04:25 PM (6TB1Z)

38 NBA playoffs, Competitive, enertaining, TNT. Go Green.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2012 04:27 PM (HethX)

39 I chose the word "triumvirate" to imply an ancient Roman sado-masochistic relationship in a three-some.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 04:27 PM (O3R/2)

40 I thought this was a chess post. WTF?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2012 04:27 PM (noo6E)

41 pi[18 People in Nebraska are nice.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2012 08:14 PM (P6QsQ) [/i]
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32 I'm sure it wasn't easy for Bruning to be gracious in defeat, but it's what grownups do, and I applaud him for sucking it up.

Hell, we expect that of little kids at a soccer game. The fact that Lugar couldn't manage it tells me all I need to know about him.

Posted by: pep at May 16, 2012 08:20 PM (6TB1Z)


If you stop to think about it, Ben Nelson was gracious in deciding not to run again, as well.

I'm a native son of Nebraska.  I think it has more to do with low population density and being raised in a polite environment than anything else. 

The people are also quite blunt.  Not offensive -- just blunt.


Posted by: jwb7605 at May 16, 2012 04:28 PM (Qxe/p)

42 "I'm thinking Romney might show more fight than McCain. Well, he couldn't really show less.
Posted by: nerdygirl"

I honestly wasn't sure about Romney, but now that we've got him, and I've seen how his campaign is operating, I'm actually looking forward to voting for him.

I think that makes him a pretty damn good candidate. (And this is from a Texan who was all up for Perry for a long time...)

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 16, 2012 04:28 PM (d6TfZ)

43

I noticed that many of the "anybody-but-romney" moron hoard have joined the "unity train" in recent weeks. It's very good to see this.

That label fits me pretty well. About the time I was working through the fifth stage, Romney woke up, started kicking ass and giving haircuts.

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2012 04:28 PM (O6q63)

44 But have the Cornhuskers got it wrong? I mean.........does this fit Karl Rove's roadmap to Senate chairmanships?

Posted by: Drew Worry Wart at May 16, 2012 04:29 PM (AzwZn)

45 44 I think less nice than they used to be.The low brow culture is now everywhere.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 04:29 PM (7W3wI)

46 "Increasingly partisan" = Conservatives = People who can do fifth grade math

"Constructive compromise" = all the shit we've done in my six terms that has brought us to this wondrous place we now reside



80-year-olds need to go to house, regardless of party.  Of course, he has no house in Indiana, so happy Beltway retirement, Dick.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2012 04:30 PM (7utQ2)

47 I'm waiting for a movie based on Gnip-Gnop.

Posted by: nickless at May 16, 2012 04:30 PM (MMC8r)

48 Dick Tuck



Shut up, that's supposed to be a secret.

Posted by: Lady Gaga at May 16, 2012 04:30 PM (2jQGY)

49 51 I had that game,I don't remember how the heck it was played.It had balls right?

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 04:32 PM (7W3wI)

50 Pre-nomination Romney has already shown more fight than McCain did in sum total last time around.

Posted by: HoboJerky at May 16, 2012 04:32 PM (Bx12D)

51 Obama still gay this week.

Posted by: Newsweek at May 16, 2012 04:32 PM (c3mby)

52 With Romney the saying is ever so true: "The larger the smile, the longer the knife"

Posted by: HoboJerky at May 16, 2012 04:33 PM (Bx12D)

53 Was that guy's name really Dick Tuck?

Damn, that rivals Dick Swett for laugh-out-loud nomenclature.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2012 04:34 PM (ykSKg)

54

Humility is the hallmark of greatness!! It would be nice to see more of it. Kind of like the old days. This invokes Reagans 11th commandment of his 1966 campaign. Thou shall not speak ill of a fellow republican unless they just kicked your RINO ass to the curb. (I added a flourish to the ending )

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 16, 2012 04:34 PM (Qr9Rc)

55 There's nothing wrong with working with Democrats to get stuff done. Problem is guys like Lugar, McCain, Hatch, Grahmm, etc. have no idea how to do it. They'll team up with some liberal and draft some piss of shit progressive legislation that has a few token "conservative" markers in. A bill that even in it's original form does far more harm then good. Then in order to form a "consensus" they'll throw out anything conservative in it and actually pile on more progressive-ism in order to get it passed. That's what Lugar thinks bi-partisanship means.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 16, 2012 04:36 PM (GZitp)

56 42 I chose the word "triumvirate" to imply an ancient Roman sado-masochistic relationship in a three-some. Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 08:27 PM (O3R/2) With midget Robert Reich in a little leather S&M oufit and nipple rings? Cool visual...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 04:36 PM (niZvt)

57 There was a NASCAR driver by the name "Dick Trickle"


Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 04:36 PM (O3R/2)

58 61 There was a NASCAR driver by the name "Dick Trickle"


Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 08:36 PM (O3R/2)


--Oh yeah, I remember him too; I'm just sticking to the realm of people who actually won elections with those names.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2012 04:37 PM (ykSKg)

59 Mike Kuntz wishes his name was Dick Tuck.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 04:37 PM (7W3wI)

60

So the hell with you Dick. 

 

 

I'd call that a proper 'Dick smack', Dave.  And exactly what i said at the polls last Tuesday.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 16, 2012 04:38 PM (z/XPg)

61 61 There was a NASCAR driver by the name "Dick Trickle" Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 08:36 PM (O3R/2) Did he meet a nice girl named Penny Sillin one day?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 04:38 PM (niZvt)

62 --Oh yeah, I remember him too; I'm just sticking to the realm of people who actually won elections with those names.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2012 08:37 PM (ykSKg)

 

There have to be a few Michael Hunts on city councils or in state legislatures.

Posted by: buzzion at May 16, 2012 04:38 PM (GULKT)

63 There have to be a few Michael Hunts on city councils or in state legislatures. Posted by: buzzion at May 16, 2012 08:38 PM (GULKT) Has anyone seen one of those?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 04:39 PM (niZvt)

64 I had a HS English Lit teacher by the name Jack Hoff.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 04:39 PM (O3R/2)

65 Dick Trickle was a central Wisconsin boy like myself. I think he worked the short tracks for thirty plus years before he got a chance at NASCAR. I believe he was rookie of the year when he was around 55 years old.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 16, 2012 04:40 PM (GZitp)

66 I still recall Bob Schieffer verablizing Dick Swett's name on the air several times back in the '90s --I chuckle at hearing it in my head.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2012 04:40 PM (ykSKg)

67 If anyone is interested, the batshit crazy loon that was stalking Jeff whatshisname over at Protein Wisdom was named Deb Frisch. Last I heard, she had made such a nuisance of herself (due to her stalking and harassing of local public officials) in Eugene that she ended up in jail, then on probation. One of the terms of her probation is that she has to stay completely the hell off the internet. Any violation, she's back in the slammer.

Sobering thought: the boom was lowered on her, I believe, only because she was stupid and started pulling her crazy shit on judges and other public officials. If she had kept her harassment to private citizens, she'd still be at it.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 16, 2012 04:40 PM (xm1A1)

68 There was a civilian who worked at the Ammo point at Ft Campbell named Richard Quick.

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2012 04:42 PM (O6q63)

69 #45 Thank you mama winger. Fischer's win was a real upset victory. Bruning and Stenberg are both experienced, professional politicians. Everyone thought one of the two of them would win the nomination. Not many people thought Fischer had a chance. A lot of people were surprised after the votes were counted.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 16, 2012 04:42 PM (R5yLq)

70 70 I still recall Bob Schieffer verablizing Dick Swett's name on the air several times back in the '90s --I chuckle at hearing it in my head. Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2012 08:40 PM (ykSKg) Honest to God, why a grown man would go by the name of Dick instead of Rich beats the hell out of me.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 04:42 PM (niZvt)

71 Compromise is necessary in order to get anything done.  But as a famous general said (slightly paraphrased) "It's not your job to compromise for your country.  It's your job to get the other poor, dumb bastard to compromise for *his* country."

Mourdock seems to understand that.

Posted by: The Reticulator at May 16, 2012 04:42 PM (7EZcj)

72 Honest to God, why a grown man would go by the name of Dick instead of Rich beats the hell out of me.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 08:42 PM (niZvt)

 

Allow me to beat the hell out of you.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at May 16, 2012 04:43 PM (GULKT)

73 Dick?  Rich?  When Rick is available?


Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 04:44 PM (O3R/2)

74 Honest to God, why a grown man would go by the name of Dick instead of Rich beats the hell out of me.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 08:42 PM (niZvt)


--Fortunately, I think it has sunk in:  I don't know of anyone who goes by Dick who is under the age of 50.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2012 04:45 PM (ykSKg)

75

That's his name, swearsies. Kind of a funny dude really.

 

Here's his wiki page, apparently he is not deceased.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 16, 2012 04:45 PM (PjVdx)

76 Dave in Texas succumbs to the broken blog that lacks HTML

Posted by: buzzion at May 16, 2012 04:45 PM (GULKT)

77 36Look for Lugar to change his name to Murkowsky and run as an independent or a write-in candidate.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2012 08:24 PM (i0App)

 

 

He can't. We have 'sore loser' law.

I mean, he's still a 'sore loser' but he can't run. He can stroll briskley with the aid of a walker. Right.Back.To.Washington.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 16, 2012 04:46 PM (z/XPg)

78

 Right.Back.To.Washington.

 

 

Where the bastage has lived since 1876.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 16, 2012 04:47 PM (z/XPg)

79 Here's his wiki page, apparently he is not deceased.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 16, 2012 08:45 PM (PjVdx)


Do you now understand our daily frustration?

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2012 04:49 PM (X6akg)

80 Excellent post, Dave. I suspect Lugar's farewell was written by a staffer, though. I'm not saying that he has any class, I'm saying he's f'n 80, without much...ah...left.

Posted by: MJ at May 16, 2012 04:49 PM (/x4oj)

81 Yes Richard is my given name Dick is my title!

Posted by: Rich Lugi at May 16, 2012 04:49 PM (Qr9Rc)

82

fuck

 

http://tinyurl.com/yv7e7h

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 16, 2012 04:50 PM (PjVdx)

83

59There's nothing wrong with working with Democrats to get stuff done.

 

 

 

 

Dems NEVER work with Repubs to get things done. There's the rub.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 16, 2012 04:50 PM (z/XPg)

84
The Engineering manager of the company I was working part time for was (is) named Dick.
One day the actual company owner asked me why I was doing something in the way I was doing it, because it didn't make any sense to him.

I said "It's a new Dick rule".

The guy could not keep a straight face, and walked off.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 16, 2012 04:51 PM (Qxe/p)

85

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 16, 2012 08:50 PM (PjVdx)

 

Think you can convince ace and pixy to give us back the HTML codes at least so long as some jackasses don't decide its "hilarious" to break the blog.

 

Oh and get rid of the porn links on the sidebars of  the comments pages too.

Posted by: buzzion at May 16, 2012 04:51 PM (GULKT)

86

I'm not Operations.

I'm "irrelevant and mildly interesting" contributor.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 16, 2012 04:53 PM (PjVdx)

87

Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 08:39 PM (O3R/2)

 

HS Gym Teacher : Jim Glasscock

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2012 04:54 PM (nHSnH)

88

I liked the people I met when I lived in Nebraska. 

 

What was the line from Blazing Saddles? 

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

 

--LIKE US

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2012 04:54 PM (9sUlj)

89 Hence the request for you to ask, and not a request for you to be the one to fix it

Posted by: buzzion at May 16, 2012 04:54 PM (GULKT)

90

Unfortunately, we have an increasing number of legislators in both parties who have adopted an unrelenting partisan viewpoint.

-------

Thats how two paths work.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 16, 2012 04:55 PM (UpwlP)

91 I'm "irrelevant and mildly interesting" contributor.

If you really want to be interesting and generate blog traffic, talk to DrewM about Nebraska candidates.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 16, 2012 04:55 PM (Qxe/p)

92 "Remember, everyone, this week it's flipped; conservatives cite the NY Times poll numbers, liberals cite the Fox News ones." - Jim Geraghty

Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 04:57 PM (O3R/2)

93 That interview prompted a statement from Grove VP of corporate affairs Bill Reich which read, “Based on news reports of statements made by Mr. Pacquiao we have made it be known that he is not welcome at The Grove and will not be interviewed here now or in the future. “The Grove is a gathering place for all Angelenos and not a place for intolerance,” the statement concluded. Wow!! Now they are intolerance of the intolerance.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2012 04:57 PM (e8kgV)

94 Notice how, regardless of socioeconomic status or education level, it's the male Morons making cracks about guys named Dick?  Exhibit A for how the sexes are different.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2012 04:57 PM (ykSKg)

95 >>>Parties donÂ’t succeed for long if they stop appealing to voters who may disagree with them on some issues.

In context: What the hell does that even mean?

Must I have the experience and wisdom of a 6 term toilet fixture to be able to understand this?

Posted by: Fritz at May 16, 2012 04:59 PM (/9E6Z)

96 No.  They are tolerant of intolerance.  The are themselves being intolerant.  Ironic, huh?




Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 05:00 PM (O3R/2)

97

I worked in a restaurant with a dishwasher named richard head. 

Since DW are the lowest on the totem pole, yes we called dick head. 

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2012 05:00 PM (9sUlj)

98 98 Fuck them,he made a relatively mild statement of fact.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 05:00 PM (7W3wI)

99 I am sure that the 'ettes make fun of girls named Mulva.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 05:01 PM (O3R/2)

100 Attention Nebraska and Indiana:

WAKE THE FUCK UP AND DO THE RIGHT THING.

Okay, I'm bored now.  Can we get to Taliban poetry or something?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 05:02 PM (UOM48)

101 What's this post about?  I'm too lazy to read that much now.

Posted by: dogfish at May 16, 2012 05:03 PM (N2yhW)

102 We heard dick being mentioned around these parts?  Is that true?  I guess you wingnuts aren't all that bad.

Posted by: Kal Penn & Van Jones at May 16, 2012 05:03 PM (0paMD)

103

I also worked with an engineering manager named Mr. Rash.

He came up with some interesting guidance and recommendations.  I referred to them as Rash Decisions.  One of the reasons I left that company. 

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2012 05:03 PM (9sUlj)

104 Hey, anybody else here that Obama is gay?  Newsweak says so.

Posted by: dogfish at May 16, 2012 05:04 PM (N2yhW)

105 I've been watching news since the wee hours of the morning.

Sorry if I'm a tad bitchy.  I'd love something fun to rag on until the ONT (at which time I'll be crawling off to bed).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 05:05 PM (UOM48)

106 >>>I noticed that many of the "anybody-but-romney" moron hoard have joined the "unity train" in recent weeks. It's very good to see this. (((hugs)))

Posted by: Max Power at May 16, 2012 05:05 PM (q177U)

107 Nobody actually calls themselves Dick. It is a predictable diminutive amongst men. The Alpha male makes the most of it and the Beta male calls himself Rich. We call him Dick as well, but we snicker when we say it.

Posted by: mghorning at May 16, 2012 05:06 PM (Q50h2)

108 ** "100 >>>Parties donÂ’t succeed for long if they stop appealing to voters who may disagree with them on some issues.

In context: What the hell does that even mean?

Must I have the experience and wisdom of a 6 term toilet fixture to be able to understand this?"  **



It's kind of what I said about poll watchers on the previous thread.  To politicians, party politics and elections are the end game. Not good governance or devoting oneself to an ideology that benefits the country. Political success to Lugar is measured in what's beneficial to him. It's ass backwards and sadly the norm for career politicians.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 16, 2012 05:07 PM (GZitp)

109 My husband's youngest brother is an Obamabot and works at CNN.  And his name is Dick.

Tri-fecta.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 05:07 PM (UOM48)

110 109 Well,he's been anally raping America for almost 4 years now.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 05:07 PM (7W3wI)

111 Arguably the go along to get a long Republicans, like Lugar, we've been sending to DC for the last 20 years are a bigger problem then the Democrats.

We know the Dems are going to try and yank the country left - but when the country reacts by electing Republicans they yank us left too...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2012 05:08 PM (3aXbg)

112 I'm married to a dick but he goes by Rick.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2012 05:08 PM (X6akg)

113 What's wrong with Dick? I don't mind Dick at all.

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 16, 2012 05:08 PM (xm1A1)

114 Just trying to drum up some viewers. Tonight's show involves me talking to a man who has been farting non-stop since 1978. Someone told me the people here might appreciate that and come on over to CNN for a watch. Be my friend for a night? Please?

Posted by: Piers Morgan at May 16, 2012 05:08 PM (BuSM8)

115 We call him Dick as well, but we snicker when we say it.

Posted by: mghorning at May 16, 2012 09:06 PM (Q50h2)

 

 

Huh?

Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at May 16, 2012 05:09 PM (z/XPg)

116 36 Look for Lugar to change his name to Murkowsky and run as an independent or a write-in candidate. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2012 08:24 PM (i0App) Indiana has sore loser laws. Lugar can not run.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 16, 2012 05:09 PM (DGIjM)

117 Hey, anybody else here that Obama is gay? Newsweak says so.
***
That's RACIST! Oh wait, Newsweek? Never mind.

Posted by: The State Media at May 16, 2012 05:09 PM (3aXbg)

118 I'm married to a dick
***
Me too

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 16, 2012 05:10 PM (3aXbg)

119 Piers has Yehud Barak on talking about Israel and Iran and Syria.

Sort of interesting.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 16, 2012 05:11 PM (GoIUi)

120 He can't. We have 'sore loser' law.I mean, he's still a 'sore loser' but he can't run. He can stroll briskley with the aid of a walker. Right.Back.To.Washington.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 16, 2012 08:46 PM (z/XPg)

 

 

 

 

He is not only a sore loser, but a lunk head.

Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at May 16, 2012 05:11 PM (z/XPg)

121 We Are All Gay Socialists Dog-Eaters Now

Posted by: Newsweek at May 16, 2012 05:11 PM (O6q63)

122 All I can think of is Dems saying, "We need more Dick".

Posted by: mghorning at May 16, 2012 05:11 PM (Q50h2)

123 All I can think of is Dems saying, "We need more Dick".
***
Sage words.

Posted by: Richard Swett at May 16, 2012 05:12 PM (3aXbg)

124 Who has swallowed more choad,Barney Frank or Andi Sullivan?

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 05:13 PM (7W3wI)

125

All I can think of is Dems saying, "We need more Dick".

Yes. Yes, we do.

Posted by: Sandra F. at May 16, 2012 05:13 PM (O6q63)

126 So how many of you have libtards in your family?  This seems common here, but foreign to my personal experience.  Tell us some of your best stories about them.

Posted by: dogfish at May 16, 2012 05:13 PM (N2yhW)

127
Snicker. I dare you.

Posted by: Dick Butkis at May 16, 2012 05:14 PM (z/XPg)

128 Hmm, apparently Romney and Dick Swett were buddies, and he gave money to the Democrat scion...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2012 05:14 PM (3aXbg)

129 "Parties donÂ’t succeed for long if they stop appealing to voters who may disagree with them on some issues."

Neither do parties which don't stand for any principles.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 16, 2012 05:14 PM (KCvsd)

130 Who has swallowed more choad,Barney Frank or Andi Sullivan?
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I've got a secret...that I'll never tell...

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 16, 2012 05:15 PM (3aXbg)

131 a "Fiddler on the Roof" revival in Mecca. - David Burge

Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 05:15 PM (O3R/2)

132 Neither do parties which don't stand for any principles.
***
Balderdash! Those Republicans are doomed because of their far right , extremist, stands the issues of the day I tell you, doomed!

Posted by: The Whigs at May 16, 2012 05:16 PM (3aXbg)

133 Daughter of 85 y.o. mom (murdered) and 90 y.o. father (beaten and died later) from Tulsa was on Mark Levin's show. I know this is old news, but to listen to the daughter tell some of the story was heart wrenching.

Posted by: Ronster at May 16, 2012 05:17 PM (mHC3R)

134 Not much to say.  One of my brothers is retired from FDIC.  He spent his entire working life supporting the destruction of our money.  We was positively erupting with anger when after the 2000 election he said "Al Gore won the popular vote."  And I replied "The popular vote is irrelevant.  It's the Electoral College vote that counts."

Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 05:19 PM (O3R/2)

135 131 So how many of you have libtards in your family? This seems common here, but foreign to my personal experience. Tell us some of your best stories about them.

Posted by: dogfish at May 16, 2012 09:13 PM (N2yhW




Every regular here knows my stories of my crazy in-laws and only sibling ("Im a proud socialist!!!!"). 



It's just sad and heartbreaking.  Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 05:19 PM (UOM48)

136 It is good to see the establishment candidate show some class and get behind the insurgent candidate. DrewM had a post up earlier, fretting about how he hoped that Nebraska wasn't making a mistake like those fools in Delaware and Nevada. The thing to worry about is those that backed the establishment candidate. They are the ones that get butt-hurt and don't come out to vote for the insurgent.

When the establishment candidate wins, the message always goes out that it is time to unite behind the candidate. But, when the insurgent wins, the message always seems to be that hopefully the insurgent backers didn't screw everything up (left unspoken is the part where they are preparing the ground to say "I told you so" later).

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 16, 2012 05:23 PM (k34Gz)

137 Well..... I'm a regular ('cept usually need to check out by ONT) and I'm sure I haven't heard all the stories.  I've seen some of them but if you have a favorite to share please do.

Posted by: dogfish at May 16, 2012 05:24 PM (N2yhW)

138 I have another brother that retired at the age of 47, by selling everything and moving to San Filipe Mexico.  He thinks that Conservatives, because they are against Social Security, are hypocrites when they collect what is their due. 

That is an interesting position.  If none of the Conservatives could ever collect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Welfare, you name it, we wouldn't have a spending problem.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 05:25 PM (O3R/2)

139 I've got "go along to get along" MA Dem parents, but both have voted for Reagan, Bush. My brother is a pretty reliable Con/Repub vote, but has Paulian tendencies (too many years working second and third shift as a cop and listening to crap radio). My younger sister surprised me recently when her son/ my nephew posted something on FB like " We had a report to do on Obama and I saw you call him an idiot. Mom says if you say it, then I can go with it. Thanks."

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2012 05:26 PM (HethX)

140 105 Attention Nebraska and Indiana: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND DO THE RIGHT THING. Okay, I'm bored now. Can we get to Taliban poetry or something? Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 09:02 PM (UOM4 Indiana is a solid red state. Murdock will win in a landslide. Last senate election in 2010.. democrat lost by 15 points.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 16, 2012 05:27 PM (DGIjM)

141 Only one left of center relative I see often,my BIL.He keeps his mouth shut mostly,he's badly outnumbered.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 05:28 PM (7W3wI)

142 My in-laws are a whole different story (Govt employee Libs), and my father bought into AGW hook, line and sinker. He might be coming around after years of ridicule.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2012 05:28 PM (HethX)

143 Indiana is so funny.  I mean really.  They are adjacent to Illinois.  They look over there and see exactly what NOT TO DO.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 05:29 PM (O3R/2)

144 Donnelly only won the last cycle by about 2,000 votes in Lib Bastion South Bend. The only reason he is running for Senate is because we redistrcted the bastage out of a job.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 16, 2012 05:29 PM (z/XPg)

145 If this doesn't make you fucking cry, then you have no soul.

Marines ambushed in Afghanistan (from Blackfive):

http://tinyurl.com/7sdo87v

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 05:30 PM (UOM48)

146 @148... Our Governor does a great job at making fun of Illinois whenever he can. When Obama didnt get the olympics.. Gov Daniels said.. "whats the world coming to when Chicago cant fix an election" hehe

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 16, 2012 05:31 PM (DGIjM)

147
Conservatives are reclaiming the GOP and it's causing heartburn here at AosHQ?

Seriously -- WTF????!?!??!!??

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at May 16, 2012 05:31 PM (7+pP9)

148

Indiana is so funny. I mean really. They are adjacent to Illinois. They look over there and see exactly what NOT TO DOPosted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 09:29 PM (O3R/2)

 

 

 

We're surrounded on all sides by disfunction.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 16, 2012 05:31 PM (z/XPg)

149 My in-laws are/were crazy.  Seemed conservative socially and politically.  But it turns out that they are all spendthrifts.  I have a hard time understanding that.

But on the other hand.  My FiL only asked to borrow money once and he paid it back on time.  May God rest his soul.  I miss him.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 05:32 PM (O3R/2)

150 Posted by: Jimbo

I guess that isn't hypocritical on his part but lacks a bit in the equal treatment department.

Posted by: dogfish at May 16, 2012 05:34 PM (N2yhW)

151 My father was corrupted by his mother.  She was an FDR Democrat.  Catholic Social Justice Progressive.   It was her generation that fucked us with Social Security.  And it was his that fucked us with Medicare and "The Great Society."  I think he did vote for Reagan over Carter, but he didn't enjoy it the way I did. 

My mom used to say that their votes tended to cancel each others out.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 05:37 PM (O3R/2)

152

Unfortunately, we have an increasing number of legislators in both parties who have adopted an unrelenting partisan viewpoint... If that attitude prevails in American politics, our government will remain mired in the dysfunction we have witnessed during the last several years. And I believe that if this attitude expands in the Republican Party, we will be relegated to minority status.

 

Actually, the Democrats have been taken over by Communists, and your proclivity to comprimise even with domestic enemies of the Constitution is what has gotten the country to this horrid point, and it's the reason you get to retire now.  Dumb shit.

Posted by: Truman North at May 16, 2012 05:37 PM (I2LwF)

153 ...your brother I mean.

Posted by: dogfish at May 16, 2012 05:37 PM (N2yhW)

154 Mitt needs to sign a tax reduction pledge that also commits any surplus to debt reduction.  Then make it law,

Posted by: akak at May 16, 2012 05:37 PM (Hsjd3)

155 149 Donnelly only won the last cycle by about 2,000 votes in Lib Bastion South Bend. The only reason he is running for Senate is because we redistrcted the bastage out of a job. Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 16, 2012 09:29 PM (z/XPg) He will lose worse than Ellsworth. Watching his supporters tout all the things he disagrees with Obama on is comical. Time to get a real job Donelly.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 16, 2012 05:37 PM (DGIjM)

156 **"Conservatives are reclaiming the GOP and it's causing heartburn here at AosHQ?

Seriously -- WTF????!?!??!!??" **



Yeah, that's exactly what's going on here, you know, if it wasn't exactly the opposite.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 16, 2012 05:37 PM (GZitp)

157 Big 10 country going red this year. Funny that.

Posted by: Straights of Jebraulter at May 16, 2012 05:39 PM (ufLRj)

158

Word that does not appear in this thread: "Palin".

That's like a thread on jihadi-eradication warefare that does not contain the word "Reaper".

Posted by: sherlock at May 16, 2012 05:39 PM (f29LO)

159 Indeed.  Great scam.  Tax only the rich.  Give benefits only to the poor.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 05:39 PM (O3R/2)

160 Stenberg was stoic in conceding. But, as a three-time Senate loser, he's had practice at being stone-faced. Bruning played his cards so carefully in choosing his run, thought he had it in the bag. Then Dick Army, Club For Growth, and Jim DeMint showed up to spend an insane $2 million (for Nebraska) completely trashing him. So Bruning responded, matching negative ad for ad. Stenberg and Bruning drove each other's negatives up to 30% doing this. At the last minute, Fischer, having hardly run TV ads, commissioned a poll showing she was in striking distance of the wounded Bruning. Her mentor, former GOP governor Kay Orr, got the Palin endorsement for her and Herman Cain followed suit. Then Pete Rickets, the Ameritrade billionaire and Nebraska native and huge anti-earmarking guy, jumped in on the last weekend with a $200K ad buy, mostly trashing Bruning again but with a smaller second ad praising Fischer. Bruning couldn't win for losing. A very tough loss for him. And he isn't actually a bad guy other than a bit of apparent cronyism. So I'd like to see Bruning clean up his act, maybe run for governor. He's taken this bitter loss very manfully but you can tell he's done some crying too. To quote a wise old song, "You would cry too if it happened to you." Now I need a Kleenex.

Posted by: TooCon at May 16, 2012 05:40 PM (YcTIW)

161

Contacted the Palin people today on behalf of my candidate.  Sean Bielat won her endorsement last cycle, and publicly rejected it. 

 

Probly not gonna get it again this time, Sean.

Posted by: Truman North at May 16, 2012 05:40 PM (I2LwF)

162 138 Daughter of 85 y.o. mom(murdered) and 90 y.o. father (beaten and died later)from Tulsa was on Mark Levin's show. I know this is old news, but to listen to the daughter tell some of the story was heart wrenching. Posted by: Ronster at May 16, 2012 09:17 PM (mHC3R) And the Dad was a Vet. The PoS that did it should fry.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 16, 2012 05:40 PM (GkwjL)

163 Someone please tell me that Ben Stein is an idiot. He thinks the SCOAMT will definitely win. So does my financial advisor and accountant. They depress me.

Posted by: Justamom at May 16, 2012 05:41 PM (Sptt8)

164 I've got "go along to get along" MA Dem parents,    Posted by: Lincolntf


One of my friends takes this position, and he probably drives me more insane than any of the others.  He is the Milquetoast waiting for the enemy to come and cut his head off in the name of coexisting.

Posted by: dogfish at May 16, 2012 05:41 PM (N2yhW)

165 HAHA. The Kos Kidz are horrified at this joke told by Safeway's general counsel at a shareholder's meeting:

The president flew into the White House lawn and an agent greeted him at the helicopter.

The president was carrying two pigs under his arms and the Secret Service agents said, "Nice pigs, sir."

And the president said, "These are not ordinary pigs, these are genuine Arkansas razorback hogs. I got one for former Speaker Nancy Pelosi and one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton."

And the Secret Service agent said, "Excellent trade, sir."

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 16, 2012 05:43 PM (E3EVz)

166
So does my financial advisor and accountant.
------------------

That's kinda depressing.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 16, 2012 05:43 PM (E3EVz)

167 162 Big 10 country going red this year. Funny that.

Posted by: Straights of Jebraulter at May 16, 2012 09:39 PM (ufLRj)


That's what happens when you let Nebraska in.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 16, 2012 05:43 PM (Qxe/p)

168 Yeah, I'm completely disgusted with the Mitt Machine. All he could think of doing when he was down was to trash, slash, and burn the other guy.

You'd think the voters would wise up and punish the "Go negative" mafia and clean up the discourse. But consultants and candidates would rather win at all costs.

Guess I can just start a personal boycott and stop listening to PAC ads. Now, let's see, where is Ladd Ehlinger?

Posted by: Arms Merchant at May 16, 2012 05:44 PM (+XVQe)

169 Devils-Rangers has been great so far.  2-2 in the 2nd.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2012 05:44 PM (ykSKg)

170 got intrusion attack by clicking on sidebar. :

Funny Protest Sign: Occupy The Future? @bdomenech

Posted by: total ass at May 16, 2012 05:44 PM (N46V9)

171 Daughter of 85 y.o. mom(murdered) and 90 y.o. father (beaten and died later)from Tulsa was on Mark Levin's show. I know this is old news, but to listen to the daughter tell some of the story was heart wrenching.
Posted by: Ronster at May 16, 2012 09:17 PM (mHC3R)

And the Dad was a Vet. The PoS that did it should fry.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 16, 2012 09:40 PM (GkwjL)



As one person put it:

The perpetrator should die in messy and embarrassing way.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2012 05:46 PM (fgJMi)

172

And the Secret Service agent said, "Excellent trade, sir."

How old do you think that joke is?

Posted by: fluffy, dick at May 16, 2012 05:46 PM (O6q63)

173 Indiana is so funny. I mean really. They are adjacent to Illinois. They look over there and see exactly what NOT TO DO

-----------------

Here's California looking right into Mexico. Same thing x 1000.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 16, 2012 05:47 PM (E3EVz)

174

How old do you think that joke is?

 

It was pretty old when Methuselah told it to me

Posted by: Dick "dick" Lugar at May 16, 2012 05:47 PM (I2LwF)

175

Posted by: fluffy, dick at May 16, 2012 09:46 PM (O6q63)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Last time I heard it, I fell off my dinosaur.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2012 05:47 PM (HethX)

176 How old do you think that joke is?
Posted by: fluffy, dick
----------------

About a jillion years old, but it's nice that the Kos Kidz are spacing out over it.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 16, 2012 05:47 PM (E3EVz)

177 O/T the #MorePopularThanTheObamaBudget twitter hashtag is on fire.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 16, 2012 05:48 PM (O3R/2)

178 Remember wingers it's important to adopt the issues the way that they are framed by the left. If for some reason the left is falling down on the job and not framing the issue to your disadvantage you must frame it yourself to impress the left with your sangfroid.

This is the most important thing to remember to be a successful right winger commenter, blogger, columnist, politician, etc. If you do not do this you are obviously stupid, naive, and might have gone to a second-rate college or drive a Ford.

Posted by: Dagny at May 16, 2012 05:48 PM (mFIbw)

179
Yeah, that's exactly what's going on here, you know, if it wasn't exactly the opposite.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 16, 2012 09:37 PM (GZitp)


You obviously didn't read today's Eeyore post by DrewM.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at May 16, 2012 05:50 PM (7+pP9)

180 How old do you think that joke is?
---------------

Haha, they want some Safeway employee to use it in a Hostile Work Environment lawsuit.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 16, 2012 05:51 PM (E3EVz)

181 And the Dad was a Vet. The PoS that did it should fry.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 16, 2012 09:40 PM (GkwjL)

 

Yep. Made it through D-Day to be killed by a chickenshit punk. Bastard.

Posted by: Ronster at May 16, 2012 05:51 PM (mHC3R)

182 #183 I went to a community college. I drive a Honda.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 16, 2012 05:53 PM (R5yLq)

183  8
Maybe Miss Lindsey will join Orrin and Arlen in a "Triumvirate"


**************

Modern names for them:  Seizure, Crass and Pompous

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 16, 2012 05:53 PM (qPCyi)

184 Being 1/32 Indianan,  I empathize with poor Dick Lugar.  I have also had to suffer the slings and arrows of the nasty Republicans just because you people hate Indianans, we people of the coloring book.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas Warren at May 16, 2012 05:55 PM (X3lox)

185 I'm sorry, but I hear "Deb Fischer" and all I can think of is Deb Frisch. Whatever happened to her, anyway?

Posted by: Average Jen at May 16, 2012 05:58 PM (3RAyq)

186 If you do not do this you are obviously stupid, naive, and might have gone to a second-rate college or drive a Ford.

Posted by: Dagny at May 16, 2012 09:48 PM (mFIbw)


***************


Hey!  I went to a very nice second-rate college, thank you very much.  And I do drive a Ford.  A cute little ragtop with a V8 in 'er.  So there!


Anyway,

FUCK the left

FUCK the Commierats

FUCK Obama dry, while wearing a barbed-wire rubber

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at May 16, 2012 05:59 PM (eQnzo)

187 " I'm sorry, but I hear "Deb Fischer" and all I can think of is Deb Frisch. Whatever happened to her, anyway?"

I am reminded of "That's DOCTOR Amy Fischer!!!" Just before she killed a couple members of the committee denying her tenure.

Posted by: ChrisP at May 16, 2012 06:02 PM (9kJ81)

188 186 And the Dad was a Vet. The PoS that did it should fry.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 16, 2012 09:40 PM (GkwjL)


Yep. Made it through D-Day to be killed by a chickenshit punk. Bastard.

Posted by: Ronster at May 16, 2012 09:51 PM (mHC3R)


--This is exactly why I have retreated from being anti-capital punishment.  Some people are just animals who need to be put down, and a society who holds the ultimate penalty for taking life is actually affirming the value of life, not diminishing it like opponents argue.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2012 06:04 PM (ykSKg)

189 Someone please tell me that Ben Stein is an idiot.
He thinks the SCOAMT will definitely win.
So does my financial advisor and accountant.
They depress me.

 

Posted by: Justamom at May 16, 2012 09:41 PM (Sptt

 

Ben Stein is not an idiot.  He's just been excommunicated from the NY cocktail circuit and he's been trying desperately to get back in their good graces.

 

As for your financial advisor and accountant, I'd say it's time to go shopping.  For anyone to adopt a position that Ostumblefuck has this in the bag right now indicates a severe credibility gap in the analytical department.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 16, 2012 06:08 PM (rX1N2)

190 I'm sorry, but I hear "Deb Fischer" and all I can think of is Deb Frisch. Whatever happened to her, anyway?"

See #71

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 16, 2012 06:14 PM (fPBIw)

191 I have to respectfully disagree, BTWitch.  I think Ben Stein is an idiot.  He did a little bit of good stuff on the liberal fascism in the classroom, but I have never heard him say much else that I found informed or correct.  I forget which show used to have him on, but I stopped watching because he was grating on my last nerve just about every single time.  He was one of those "the Dog-Eater is intelligent" people, IIRC (though I stopped watching anything with him on it a long time ago).  He was pushing for higher taxes for the longest time, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 16, 2012 06:17 PM (X3lox)

192 Karl Rove on Gretta praising Fisher and the way she won in NE.
Guess this time Karl wasn't supporting one of the others else he would have played scorthched earth with the nominee ala Christine ODonnell, must not have been a sufficiently leftard RINO in this race for Rove to back.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at May 16, 2012 06:33 PM (nonzP)

193 131 So how many of you have libtards in your family? This seems common here, but foreign to my personal experience. Tell us some of your best stories about them.

My younger brother is a raging libtard. He's the polar opposite of me...thin, long-haired, union member. Oh, and he's been laid off for over a year while I work 3 jobs so my family can live somewhat comfortably.  We get along great until the subject of politics comes up.

We both have Facebook pages. I tend to stay away from political arguments on there for personal reasons, my brother sends out a constant litany of leftie talking points. I've long since stopped trying to refute them..I never change his mind, and I figure that his "audience" either agrees with him or ignores it. Yet, today, I posted one blurb about the Obama budget getting zero votes, and he flipped his virtual wig. He, like most lefties, have no sense of irony...he accused me of "buying every piece of bullshit that the Pubs sell to me". This coming from a man that has parroting the Obama/Dem party line for years. He still hasn't responded to my "lol" response.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at May 16, 2012 06:40 PM (fiXQh)

194 143 I have another brother that retired at the age of 47, by selling everything and moving to San Filipe Mexico. He thinks that Conservatives, because they are against Social Security, are hypocrites when they collect what is their due.

That is an interesting position. If none of the Conservatives could ever collect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Welfare, you name it, we wouldn't have a spending problem.

*************

Havge we met a greater greater fucktard than your bro?

A man who misstates the conservative position ("against" Social security?), or someone who thinks (a) "conservatives" shouldn't get back from S/S and Medicare at least what they put into it, and/or (b) assumes the same conservatives are also getting benefits from " Medicaid, Welfare, you name it".

Sounds to me like your brother has been at the wrong end of a Tijuana donkey show for far too long.




Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 16, 2012 06:59 PM (qPCyi)

195 Well said Dave.

Posted by: Radar at May 16, 2012 07:07 PM (2liLH)

196 If Ben Stein isn't an idiot, then he's a fraud. Neither one appeals to me.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 16, 2012 07:29 PM (QTHTd)

197 God bless and keep the good people of  Nebraska!

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 16, 2012 10:57 PM (ReOEZ)

198 "I realize there's a difference between two Republican contenders vying for their first shot at the Senate and a senior Senator with 6 terms behind him getting taken down by a rookie,"--DfT

Yes, the elder statesman should PRESUMABLY HAVE THE MATURITY to behave like an adult, and not sabotage his "beloved" party in one of the house organs of its major enemy (WaPo).  But, noooo...I had a low opinion of Lugar before this, it has now cratered.

BTW, Ogabe is going down HARD this year, book on it.  Unless the Dhims can send a SAM missile into Romney's plane.

Oh, Ben Stein was for MANY (~30) years a great conservative guy, about 6 years ago he started to contract Lugaritis.  Maybe mild Alzheimer's?

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 17, 2012 06:38 AM (1X/a4)

199 Indiana has a football team?

(OK, so they were in the Rose Bowl fifty years ago, but since then ... )

Posted by: Gerry at May 17, 2012 09:08 AM (dBM/B)

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