July 25, 2012

New Ad: "Obama Isn't Working"
— Gabriel Malor

This is from HQ pal @anthropocon, who created the ad after it was suggested by @RBPundit over at The Right Sphere.

The Obama people can't even produce rapid response ads. Obama's super-PAC ads are so bad they are getting mocked on MSNBC.

By contrast, the Romney people are putting out killer ads left and right. And now even that is supplemented by grassroots ad-making. Grassroots ad-making!

Do me a favor and spread it around.

We're blessed to live in an age where you don't need a studio editing room to make these things.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 12:55 PM | Comments (173)
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1

 

 

Barry bragged at how good a President he would be, because he ran this big campaign and shit.

 

But he was up against a guy who didn't want to win.

 

Friggin IDIOT.

 

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz. Bunnies. Trump. at July 25, 2012 12:56 PM (tcSZb)

2 This racist trash clearly implies that Obama is lacking in shift.

Posted by: Cicero at July 25, 2012 12:58 PM (QKKT0)

3 Very nice ad. Only change I'd make is dissolve "Obama isn't working" at the end into a picture of him golfing. Or with his feet up. Your choice.

Posted by: Y-not at July 25, 2012 12:58 PM (5H6zj)

4 You know what I hate? Lies. And America.

Posted by: Lord Barry of Indonesia at July 25, 2012 12:58 PM (bb5Xq)

5 >>2 This racist trash clearly implies that Obama is lacking in shift. Well, duh, I bet anthropocon is Anglo-Saxon so it's obviously racist.

Posted by: Y-not at July 25, 2012 12:59 PM (5H6zj)

6 That thing steevy says.

Posted by: real joe at July 25, 2012 12:59 PM (1Eeqg)

7 I don't know who built that ad but I'm sure the IRS can find out.

Posted by: Lord Barry of Indonesia at July 25, 2012 01:00 PM (bb5Xq)

8 What's with that open collar + necktie bullshit?  Barky looks like a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman.

Not that Barky could actually ever sell a vacuum cleaner.

Posted by: Cicero at July 25, 2012 01:00 PM (QKKT0)

9 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 01:01 PM (8y9MW)

10 Every time he opens his mouth he sticks his foot in it.  He is really stupid.

Posted by: Vic at July 25, 2012 01:01 PM (YdQQY)

11 If his plan worked, that speaks very poorly of what he had planned for this country. 

Posted by: shillelagh at July 25, 2012 01:01 PM (hRzu2)

12 /hears whistle

Posted by: soothsayer at July 25, 2012 01:01 PM (G/zuv)

13 This ad is racist by using the Black and White type... Heh, heh..... I cannot believe Obama said his plan is working.... Sure it's working if you are a communist!

Posted by: izoneguy at July 25, 2012 01:02 PM (hbRed)

14 brb, denyin what I said

Posted by: lolobama at July 25, 2012 01:02 PM (G/zuv)

15 Obama never worked...

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 01:03 PM (UZQM8)

16 I'd like to remind President Wee Wee that he said that if he hadn't achieved his jobs/unemployment/economy prognostications near the 4th year of his first term, he'd be a one term president. 

Dude, it's time to get a lifetime membership at the country club of your choice..

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2012 01:03 PM (0ZJ5N)

17 On that note: I have a blog post about this up at my place (pre-web ad, actually).  I think I'll add the ad to the post.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 01:03 PM (8y9MW)

18

>>Do me a favor and spread it around.<<

 

What are 'Things Bill Clinton says after he rapes you?', alex.

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2012 01:03 PM (NIN2f)

19 The October Surprise is going to be kicking so many people off unemployment that the 'official' rate is chosen to be 7.9% I don't think we should be letting the truthfulness of "8%" go unchallenged.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2012 01:03 PM (FcR7P)

20

This is the attack I've been looking for...

 

Attack his COMPETENCE!  Americans dislike whiners who make excuses...

 

Go after Holder on Fast and Furious because after a YEAR he can't answer who was repsonsible.

 

After Months? No names on the Whitehouse Secret Leaks...

 

Post Obama saying "I'll go through the budget line by line"... then show the spending numbers...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 25, 2012 01:04 PM (lZBBB)

21 wasn't this posted 2 days ago?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 25, 2012 01:04 PM (G/zuv)

22 This is from HQ pal @anthropocon who created the ad

That's what you want us to think, is it???

Posted by: Pres. O'Didnt Build Dat [/i] [/b] at July 25, 2012 01:04 PM (mIoJ0)

23 8 What's with that open collar + necktie bullshit? Barky looks like a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman. Not that Barky could actually ever sell a vacuum cleaner. Posted by: Cicero at July 25, 2012 05:00 PM (QKKT0) George Bush pissed me off more than once but he wore a suit into the oval office every Fing day. He respected the office and the country.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 01:05 PM (9TTOe)

24 Do these "killer" ads get shown on TV or just youtube? I haven't seen anything but obama ads.

Posted by: Does This Leg Smell Gammy? at July 25, 2012 01:05 PM (vndQB)

25 Not that Barky could actually ever sell a vacuum cleaner.

Oh, he could sell that.  Trust me.

Posted by: Kal Penn at July 25, 2012 01:06 PM (p18em)

26 he wore a suit into the oval office every Fing day. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 05:05 PM (9TTOe) This is why I can't be pres. Hate suits so much...

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 01:06 PM (UZQM8)

27 wasn't this posted 2 days ago?

I think he just made the video today, so I'm thinking "no."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 01:07 PM (8y9MW)

28 24 Do these "killer" ads get shown on TV or just youtube? I haven't seen anything but obama ads. Posted by: Does This Leg Smell Gammy? at July 25, 2012 05:05 PM (vndQB) Got a feeling come Sept TVs will be swarming w/ Romney ads. The guy isn't really trying that hard yet and he's already whooping Obama's ass. All the while Obama is already running in the Red with his campaign.

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 01:07 PM (UZQM8)

29 8 What's with that open collar + necktie bullshit? Barky looks like a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman.



President Romney will dignify the Oval Office and the presidency by wearing a tie. 


Also, he's promised (re piece linked by Newsbusters to Daily Telegraph) to ask for the bust of Churchill back, and re-establish Anglo-Saxon relations.  Which is a racist dog whistle to the MFM, I'm sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 01:07 PM (UOM48)

30 We shall spread it around.

Posted by: Journolist at July 25, 2012 01:07 PM (WzLTm)

31 I was waiting for a golf ball plopping into the water to close the ad.

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2012 01:07 PM (LwSTO)

32 I work a lot. Haven't you seen my golf swing?

Posted by: president o'bumbles at July 25, 2012 01:07 PM (vDl/w)

33 Apropos of nothing, I have a new blog post up about the battery charging harness for Harley-Davidson Touring models

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2012 01:07 PM (8sCoq)

34 George Bush pissed me off more than once but he wore a suit into the oval office every Fing day. He respected the office and the country.

And he never said shit like "In the last four years under me...."

No class Chicago punk.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2012 01:08 PM (KXm42)

35 bold off

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2012 01:08 PM (KXm42)

36 2 This racist trash clearly implies that Obama is lacking in shift.

Posted by: Cicero at July 25, 2012 04:58 PM (QKKT0)


And feck too! That kind of attack should stop at the water's edge!

Posted by: Joe Biden, SOOOOPER Genius at July 25, 2012 01:08 PM (RD7QR)

37 >I was waiting for a golf ball plopping into the water to close the ad.

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2012 05:07 PM (LwSTO)



that would be awesome... golf ball drops in water, ripples spread, credits overlay

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2012 01:08 PM (8sCoq)

38 Not that Barky could actually ever sell a vacuum cleaner.
Not true. I know a lot about sucking.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at July 25, 2012 01:09 PM (vDl/w)

39 32 I work a lot. Haven't you seen my golf swing?

Posted by: president o'bumbles at July 25, 2012 05:07 PM (vDl/w




Why, yes.  Yes I have.  And it sucks as bad as you do, SCOAMF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 01:09 PM (UOM48)

40 This racist trash clearly implies that Obama is lacking in shift. I disagree, he is plenty shifty.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 01:09 PM (9TTOe)

41

I'm voting for the white guy. Everybody around me is voting for Obama for no reason other than he's the Black guy, so I figure there should be no recriminations if I do the same.

 

Of course, to be perfectly consistent, I wish the white guy was short and fat, because that would be most representative of me, but I'll settle for just the pigmentation.

 

This country is so fucked.///

Posted by: LGoPs at July 25, 2012 01:09 PM (BJVEF)

42 FTSB: Every gun massacre (but 1) in the US since 1950 has been where citizens are not allowed to carry their own firearms. What's the one? Charles Whitman?

Posted by: toby928© at July 25, 2012 01:09 PM (evdj2)

43

Well, I'm glad the SCOAMF confirmed that his plan called for massive, sustained unemployment. 

 

Actually, I think that he and his advisors thought the economy was going bounce back "just like it always does" by early/mid 2010.  Therefore, he was free to throw just shy of a trillion dollars at  a bunch of   Leftist wet-dream projects  and take credit for a job well done.  What he and his merry band of Marxists forgot was that they were choking the engine of industry.

 

You'd think that after 150 years of failure, Communism would be discarded as a fatally flawed 19th Century economic theory.  But, nooo, these academics are too smart for that  --  the right people just haven't been there to do it correctly.  The hubris of these a$$holes infuriates me.

Posted by: Retired Buckey Cop in solidarity with dagny at July 25, 2012 01:10 PM (M0NzJ)

44 And feck too! That kind of attack should stop at the water's edge!

 

 

Posted by: Joe Biden, SOOOOPER Genius at July 25, 2012 05:08 PM (RD7QR)

 

 

Hey Mate.... we kinda lioke that idea....

Posted by: British at Dunkirk at July 25, 2012 01:10 PM (lZBBB)

45 In sort of related news, one of the Dems alternate plans to re-elect their boyfriend fell through today.

Ron Paul! has been placated (read, paid off): His "audit the fed" bill was passed. No chance now he'll go third-party and split the vote.

And if the Paulbots had any hope of trying shit at the convention to get him in, there is no way that'll happen now either.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 25, 2012 01:10 PM (imtbm)

46 This thread better be awesome, if it's gonna pull me away from the happy place of breakfast foods in the last one...

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2012 01:10 PM (XiVKO)

47 Not true.  He's working like crazy for gun manufacturers.  They are flying off the shelves.

Posted by: thunderb at July 25, 2012 01:10 PM (Dnbau)

48 On that note: I have a blog post about this up at my place (pre-web ad, actually). I think I'll add the ad to the post. Not to complain or anything, Allen, but my comments don't seem to post on your blog.

Posted by: toby928© at July 25, 2012 01:11 PM (evdj2)

49 Went back and looked at that video again.  It's actually quite scary.  Really take a look at the SCOAMT's eyes and the position of his mouth.  He's angry and scared.  Mostly angry.

Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 01:12 PM (K4j5s)

50 just one last thing... Fruity Pebbles way too soggy, way too fast

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 25, 2012 01:12 PM (G/zuv)

51 46 This thread better be awesome, if it's gonna pull me away from the happy place of breakfast foods in the last one...

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2012 05:10 PM (XiVKO)


Think tall stacks of pancakes, reason. And little tubular Jimmy Dean sausages in maple syrup. Now go to the happy place...

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 25, 2012 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

52 I know this isn't Gun Broker .Com but my wife has a SIG .380 she doesn't like because the slide is too hard. I already have her replacement chosin but if andy rons want a top shelf piece let me know.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 01:13 PM (9TTOe)

53 He's angry and scared. Mostly angry.
You'd be angry too if your golf swing was continually being attacked!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at July 25, 2012 01:13 PM (vDl/w)

54 Oh, I forgot to mention that when I see an obama ad on tv I say "fuck" and spit right there on my carpet. Does that make me a racist? Stupid question?

Posted by: Does this leg smell gammy? at July 25, 2012 01:13 PM (vndQB)

55 Posted by: Vic at July 25, 2012 05:01 PM (YdQQY)

He's probably a reasonably intelligent man, or at least of average intelligence. But he was brought up in a perfect storm of progressive/communist/marxist indoctrination that gave him no chance to think for himself. He accepts the party line, and is shoocked...SHOCKED...when it doesn't work.

In addition, he is the magic negro that the Left has had wet dreams over, so nobody has ever looked him in the eye and said, "Barack, this work is shit. Go back to your room and rewrite it or you will fail this class." Or, "Barack, you can't sit on your ass all day and smoke dope. Get up, go help the guys in maintenance with cleaning up that burst pipe."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 25, 2012 01:14 PM (nEUpB)

56 O/T

Roseanne Barr wishes cancer on Chick-fil-A customers in her tweets (and tells us "suck my dick.")  Nice:



http://tinyurl.com/ce6225o

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 01:14 PM (UOM48)

57 54 Oh, I forgot to mention that when I see an obama ad on tv I say "fuck" and spit right there on my carpet. Does that make me a racist? Stupid question?

Posted by: Does this leg smell gammy? at July 25, 2012 05:13 PM (vndQB)


No, but I'm betting your carpet is wet.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 25, 2012 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

58 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 05:13 PM (9TTOe)

Where are you located?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 25, 2012 01:14 PM (nEUpB)

59 Fruity Pebbles
way too soggy, way too fast

Tell me about it!

Posted by: bam bam at July 25, 2012 01:14 PM (vDl/w)

60 From the Obama campaign Yahoo:

President Barack Obama is personally leading an all out counterattack against the Republican assault over his "you didn't build that" remark, hitting back in his stump speech and in a new television ad as the Democratic National Committee launches a state-by-state response. But that's not because he's worried about the Republican offensive, top strategist David Axelrod insisted on Wednesday.

Republicans have seized on Obama's comments at a Roanoke, Va., campaign event two weeks ago that "If you've got a business—you didn't build that." The context makes clear that the president was saying entrepreneurs need government infrastructure like roads and bridges, investments in education and what Obama called "this unbelievable American system that allowed you to thrive." But the core quote was heaven-sent for Republicans eager to portray the Democrat as hostile or ignorant when it comes to the top issue on voters' minds, the economy.




We need more off prompter remarks from President Choom. I'll bet he's burning a lot of money and time on this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2012 01:14 PM (1Jaio)

61

"My plan worked!"  - Barack Obama

 

*cough* - Geoff's Chart.  You know the one.

Posted by: reason at July 25, 2012 01:15 PM (XiVKO)

62 NC, wilmington.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 01:15 PM (9TTOe)

63 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 05:14 PM (UOM4

Well, at least she admits that she has a dick. No more faking being a woman.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 25, 2012 01:15 PM (nEUpB)

64 she doesn't like because the slide is too hard. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 05:13 PM (9TTOe) Awwwww yEEEeaaaaa you go OSP... wait, what were you talking about again?

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 01:15 PM (UZQM8)

65 Not that Barky could actually ever sell a vacuum cleaner.

----

The Obama 2012 both sucks and blows!

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 25, 2012 01:15 PM (Hx5uv)

66 I hope ace isn't taking 2 weeks.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 25, 2012 01:16 PM (bb5Xq)

67 The "wet dreams" comment is a lie.

I cum about Obama when I'm awake too.

Posted by: chrissie matthews at July 25, 2012 01:16 PM (vDl/w)

68

MSNBC, even MSNBC goes mock on --- even they can see the amateur in the amateur.   

Posted by: Journolist at July 25, 2012 01:17 PM (WzLTm)

69 Hey, remember when the Attorney General was voted in contempt of Congress?? I seem to, but there hasn't been a peep about it in the press since it happened. Strange, that............

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 25, 2012 01:17 PM (VMcoS)

70 I can only imagine how the left is feeling right about now. Is it distress? Hard denial? Maybe magic thinking about the Light Worker.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 25, 2012 01:17 PM (tsC/8)

71 Roseanne Barr wishes cancer on Chick-fil-A customers in her tweets (and tells us "suck my dick.") Nice:



http://tinyurl.com/ce6225o

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 05:14 PM (UOM4



I'll bet she's got good Chicago values

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2012 01:17 PM (1Jaio)

72 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 05:15 PM (9TTOe)

Too far for me to take a look, but hell, I think it's a great idea to post a comment about it.

I wonder if we could have a gun thread like we have a book thread.

Of course about half the threads turn into gun threads so maybe that's not needed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 25, 2012 01:18 PM (nEUpB)

73 I would have liked to see it end with a question: "What is it that is working?"

Or another ad that starts with that. Then show everything that has went up under his watch--gas, unemployment, spending, debt, food, inflation, government salaries.

Then another ad: "did Solyndra work? Fast and Furious? Stimulus? Bailouts? What's working?"

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 25, 2012 01:18 PM (imtbm)

74 Boo Berry + Milk = Blue Milk

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 25, 2012 01:18 PM (jlltD)

75 69 Hey, remember when the Attorney General was voted in contempt of Congress?? I seem to, but there hasn't been a peep about it in the press since it happened. Strange, that............ Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 25, 2012 05:17 PM (VMcoS) I was on this blog weeks ago with inside info saying the GOP wanted to make F&F go away. I was scoffed at. It's over. No one will be held responsible. No one is going to jail.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 01:19 PM (9TTOe)

76 Obama can't be "isn't working"!!1! He is an African meterosexual with a post-American trans-national worldview and is well versed in scientifically correct Marxist thinking! This is clearly due to the plot by the hetero-normative racist patriarchy like when my Daddy votes for Repuglicans!!!!``!1! It's all Chimpy McBusHitlers fault!!!~~1! NO JUSTIC NO PEASE!!`!!`~11!!!!! NO JUSTIC NO PEASE!!`!!`~11!!!!! NO JUSTIC NO PEASE!!`!!`~11!!!!!

Posted by: Socaial SCIENCE Graduate Student at July 25, 2012 01:19 PM (XvHmy)

77 And little tubular Jimmy Dean sausages in maple syrup. Conecuh County sausage or GTFO.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at July 25, 2012 01:19 PM (GBXon)

78 Of course about half the threads turn into gun threads so maybe that's not needed. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 25, 2012 05:18 PM (nEUpB) MOAR CROSSBOW

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 01:19 PM (UZQM8)

79 I don't think this ad needs the golf stuff or the feet up bullshit or that stuff. This isn't a flippant ad and that shows this isn't a flippant issue. We're not victory dancing over scored points, we're concerned.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 25, 2012 01:20 PM (tsC/8)

80 Oldsailor, I have convinced three people to go LCR357 in a month, Ruger owes me a comission.

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2012 01:20 PM (LwSTO)

81

Is there some sort of Moron Guide to Making Videos? 

 

I have actually made some in the past using Windows Movie Maker.  Not sure how to get the raw video of President YouDidntBuildIt for the source material.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at July 25, 2012 01:20 PM (C2//T)

82 My plan worked!

Posted by: The guy who wanted to sell us New Coke at July 25, 2012 01:20 PM (Hx5uv)

83 Ahhhhh.  Andrea Tarantula.

Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 01:20 PM (K4j5s)

84 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 25, 2012 05:18 PM (nEUpB) It's brand new. It's had about 200 rounds run through it at the range.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 01:20 PM (9TTOe)

85 Dear gawd....fat-ass Bob Beckel says Romney is unprepared to be president.  He still thinks Obama is doing a great job.

My dad is spinning in his grave that the country he served elected a Marxist POS for CiC, and that his youngest daughter is an Obama-worshiping admitted socialist.

*someone take this hammer from me before I hit myself in the head with it*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 01:20 PM (UOM48)

86 The "wet dreams" comment is a lie.

I cum about Obama when I'm awake too.

Posted by: chrissie matthews at July 25, 2012 05:16 PM (vDl/w)

 

OT:  I remember when Matthews would occaisionally guest-host on the Rush Limbaugh show. 

Posted by: Retired Buckey Cop in solidarity with dagny at July 25, 2012 01:21 PM (M0NzJ)

87 And we never miss a meal Cause we love our cereal

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 25, 2012 01:21 PM (jlltD)

88 Old Sailor..  Why did they want it to go away?

Posted by: catman at July 25, 2012 01:21 PM (YKUmW)

89 Actually I like how he just stands there to no applause, I could only imagine a crowd standing there in dumbstruck awe at the stupidity and audacity of this shithead.

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 01:21 PM (UZQM8)

90 Very nice ad. Only change I'd make is dissolve "Obama isn't working" at the end into a picture of him golfing. Or with his feet up. Your choice.

Posted by: Y-not at July 25, 2012 04:58 PM (5H6zj)


I'd use a shot of SCOAMF with his feet up on the Resolute Desk, thereby showing he's in the Oval Office not working. More effective, imo.

Posted by: Retread at July 25, 2012 01:21 PM (I2fq9)

91 *someone take this hammer from me before I hit myself in the head with it* Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 05:20 PM (UOM4 You need a screwdriver... IYKWIM

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 25, 2012 01:22 PM (UZQM8)

92 75, they are stuck, unless they try him in the House.

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2012 01:22 PM (LwSTO)

93 Showing footage of our young black president in an add critical of him is racist. Not showing the footage is just as racist, in case you were wondering.

Posted by: chique on her phone at July 25, 2012 01:23 PM (m95KA)

94 I already have her replacement chosin but if andy rons want a top shelf piece let me know. You're talking about the gun, right?

Posted by: Uncledave at July 25, 2012 01:23 PM (pmDdf)

95

They said he was a Light Worker. But it turns out he's a light worker.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 25, 2012 01:23 PM (tsC/8)

96 Our  plan worked.

Posted by: Ford commenting on the Edsel at July 25, 2012 01:23 PM (K4j5s)

97 Z Ryan, your in the conservative romper room

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2012 01:23 PM (LwSTO)

98 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 05:20 PM (9TTOe)

Stop it!

Is it the stainless or the regular finish?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 25, 2012 01:24 PM (nEUpB)

99

 

 

Still, you gotta admit that his package is sizable, and firm...this is a good President.

 

 

 

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz. Bunnies. Trump. at July 25, 2012 01:24 PM (tcSZb)

100 88 Old Sailor.. Why did they want it to go away? Posted by: catman at July 25, 2012 05:21 PM (YKUmW) All I got from the folks I talk to, people that are in washington, is that it is a losing campaign issue. Don't ask me, I don't know how they come up with that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 01:24 PM (9TTOe)

101

Trix.  Why did they have to fuck with Trix? 

It was the perfect cereal for the kid with OCD. 

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2012 01:24 PM (NIN2f)

102 Socaial SCIENCE Graduate Student at July 25, 2012 05:19 PM (XvHmy)

Ouch! You gave my brain a cramp.

Posted by: Does this leg smell gammy? at July 25, 2012 01:25 PM (vndQB)

103 Of course. I'm just talking about face, and the image we project. We'll mock him another ad.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 25, 2012 01:25 PM (tsC/8)

104 Not to complain or anything, Allen, but my comments don't seem to post on your blog.

Huh?  I've got my comments set as open as I reasonably can.

That's it.  All the 'Rons ought to go hit my tip jar for $5.00 (each).  That way I can afford a real host.

I already have her replacement chosin but if andy rons want a top shelf piece let me know.

It doesn't happen to be purple, does it?  My wife wants a purple handgun.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 01:25 PM (8y9MW)

105 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 25, 2012 05:24 PM (nEUpB) Black. I don't like shiney things.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 01:25 PM (9TTOe)

106 I hope ace isn't taking 2 weeks.

It's possible. Marco Rubio finally got locking garbage cans.

Posted by: Cicero at July 25, 2012 01:26 PM (QKKT0)

107

Sorry, anthropocon...you didn't build that ad, Obama did.

Posted by: tobiaspete at July 25, 2012 01:26 PM (R8tc8)

108 So it's OK for BHO to go all Muslim and African?

Posted by: A. E. Newman at July 25, 2012 01:26 PM (mka2b)

109

@85 I haven't watched the five all week, due to the Fat Bastard, he can't let anyone else complete a sentence before he jumps in and just contually spouts the most ridiculous bullshit.

Also he quite obviously has problems with teh wimmens, barely veiled condescension and under his breath insults.

Guys just a fat douche.

Posted by: Finn McCool at July 25, 2012 01:27 PM (R/8dI)

110 CBD, are you even allowed to look at gun sites in NJ

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2012 01:27 PM (LwSTO)

111 It doesn't happen to be purple, does it? My wife wants a purple handgun. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 05:25 PM (8y9MW) Well, if she runs enough rounds through it at some point it may get a purple hue.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 01:27 PM (9TTOe)

112 Markie Marxist sez:  "Obama not working?  That's ridiculous!  He's a fine Marxist!  Look what he's done to capitalist America!  He's working for US!  Ha!  Ha!"

Posted by: Chas at July 25, 2012 01:27 PM (VRFBc)

113 I'm pro-anti-Obama.

Posted by: sifty at July 25, 2012 01:27 PM (p39GY)

114 Just a few pertinent facts interspersed with his own words. It's simple and right on point.. This is what we need more of. I think this a much more effective ad than the sports ad Rove put out, which doesn't give the viewer enough info to see what a liar the O really is.

Posted by: Katiebird at July 25, 2012 01:27 PM (xG0vx)

115 You need a screwdriver... IYKWIM
No, thanks. I've already had one.

Posted by: zombie jessica at July 25, 2012 01:28 PM (vDl/w)

116 Barky is right. His plan is working.

Posted by: A. E. Newman at July 25, 2012 01:28 PM (mka2b)

117 47Not true. He's working like crazy for gun manufacturers. They are flying off the shelves.

Posted by: thunderb at July 25, 2012 05:10 PM (Dnbau)

 

You ain't kidding.  Me and the wife were at Cabelas 10 minutes after they opened on Sunday, people were lined up 3 deep at the gun counter.  It took us 2+ hours to buy her gun when it usually takes about 20 minutes to fill out the paperwork and pay.

Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 25, 2012 01:28 PM (ATMd4)

118 Good news!  Barry has won the coveted Hugo Chavez endorsement (and Hugo is no fan of Romney):

http://tinyurl.com/cw58gxo

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 01:29 PM (UOM48)

119 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 05:25 PM (9TTOe)

Agreed.

And I love the name Cape Fear. That might be the coolest place name in America.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 25, 2012 01:29 PM (nEUpB)

120 He's probably a reasonably intelligent man, or at least of average intelligence. But he was brought up in a perfect storm of progressive/communist/marxist indoctrination that gave him no chance to think for himself. He accepts the party line, and is shoocked...SHOCKED...when it doesn't work.

In addition, he is the magic negro that the Left has had wet dreams over, so nobody has ever looked him in the eye and said, "Barack, this work is shit. Go back to your room and rewrite it or you will fail this class." Or, "Barack, you can't sit on your ass all day and smoke dope. Get up, go help the guys in maintenance with cleaning up that burst pipe."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 25, 2012 05:14 PM (nEUpB)


This.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 25, 2012 01:29 PM (T0NGe)

121 Huh.  Who knew?  Apparently Cobra sells a .380 in purple.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 25, 2012 01:30 PM (8y9MW)

122 >>>And I love the name Cape Fear. That might be the coolest place name in America. Cumming, GA.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 25, 2012 01:31 PM (jlltD)

123 here's what's gonna happen after the convention when the ad blitzes begin: The networks will suddenly become very picky about the ads they run. A lot of Mitt's ads will be rejected. And newspapers will reject anti-Obama op-eds. oh wait, they already do that

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 25, 2012 01:31 PM (G/zuv)

124 106 I hope ace isn't taking 2 weeks.

It's possible. Marco Rubio finally got locking garbage cans.

Posted by: Cicero at July 25, 2012 05:26 PM (QKKT0




Rubio is the least of our worries.  Our resident cat lady went MIA as soon as Ace left on vacay.  I'm concerned she may have him chained in her basement.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 01:31 PM (UOM48)

125 President Flop Sweat has hit on hard times. Squirm SCOAMF squirm.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 25, 2012 01:31 PM (WItBr)

126 122 >>>And I love the name Cape Fear. That might be the coolest place name in America.

Cumming, GA.





Posted by: Climax, GA at July 25, 2012 01:32 PM (UOM48)

127 Its weird. Obama is kind of the anti-Bush, he talks really well in speeches but is lousy one on one and is terrible at the job of President. Romney seems like the anti-McCain. He's hard hitting, fast, and will take it to his opponent.
"In addition, he is the magic negro that the Left has had wet dreams over, so nobody has ever looked him in the eye and said, "Barack, this work is shit. Go back to your room and rewrite it or you will fail this class." Or, "Barack, you can't sit on your ass all day and smoke dope. Get up, go help the guys in maintenance with cleaning up that burst pipe.""
yeah, pretty much. He's been benefitting from being part of a machine and affirmative action all his life. When the job finally came around and he had to actually show some responsibility, he whines about how hard it is and runs off to the golf course. He parties with the celebrities he always wished he was and vacations in the spots he heard were great, but just cannot do his job.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2012 01:33 PM (r4wIV)

128 And I love the name Cape Fear. That might be the coolest place name in America. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 25, 2012 05:29 PM (nEUpB) I actually live close to Topsail Island. They call it that because the pirates would hide on the intercoastal and look for the top of the sails.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 01:33 PM (9TTOe)

129 33 I saw that.  Cool idean.  A lot of my buddies are gonna wanna do that before Sturgis.

Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2012 01:34 PM (O/fK8)

130 [cough, cough]

Posted by: Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador at July 25, 2012 01:34 PM (vDl/w)

131 One of these days Andrea is going to lose it, pull off a spiked heel, and hit Beckel right between his beady eyes. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 01:35 PM (UOM48)

132 126 122 >>>And I love the name Cape Fear. That might be the coolest place name in America. Cumming, GA. Posted by: Climax, GA at July 25, 2012 05:32 PM (UOM4 No lie, I went to college with a guy named Sam Siemen and yeah, he was from Cumming, GA.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 25, 2012 01:36 PM (GEICT)

133 Ahem...

Posted by: Pussy Creek, OH at July 25, 2012 01:36 PM (p18em)

134 One of these days Andrea is going to lose it, pull off a spiked heel, and hit Beckel right between his beady eyes. Go on.

Posted by: toby928© at July 25, 2012 01:36 PM (evdj2)

135
"In addition, he is the magic negro that the Left has had wet dreams over, so nobody has ever looked him in the eye and said, "Barack, this work is shit. Go back to your room and rewrite it or you will fail this class." Or, "Barack, you can't sit on your ass all day and smoke dope. Get up, go help the guys in maintenance with cleaning up that burst pipe.""

---

Kind of like Billy Mummy in that Twilight Zone episode where everybody had to be very careful not to offend the nine year old kid.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 25, 2012 01:37 PM (Hx5uv)

136 Fucking, Austria.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 25, 2012 01:37 PM (jlltD)

137 I often vacation in Ball Club MN.

Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at July 25, 2012 01:39 PM (p18em)

138 It's working: THE SCARIEST JOBS CHART EVER http://is.gd/HLCiZV

Posted by: toby928© at July 25, 2012 01:39 PM (evdj2)

139 Well, when I'm not visiting Gaylordsville, CT.

Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at July 25, 2012 01:40 PM (p18em)

140 Ahem...
Posted by: Pussy Creek, OH

How you doin'?

Posted by: Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador at July 25, 2012 01:40 PM (vDl/w)

141 Intercourse, PA for the win.

Posted by: BP SF at July 25, 2012 01:41 PM (ph70Q)

142 The thing is, I think Obama is genuinely confused why his ideas aren't working like he hoped and why people are upset at him. Look at his speeches, he is absolutely sure that businesses only survive and prosper because the government makes it so. Even in his explanation he said "I want to promote success."
That's the basic problem: he thinks only in terms of command economy and government as the solution to everything. He genuinely thought that pouring money into 'green' companies like Solyndra would create a brand new 'sustainable' industry-based economy and everything would turn around.
The fact that these industries just don't work and cannot produce the energy we need simply does not factor into it. All you need is enough money and government, it worked for the Atom Bomb, dammit. He just does not, and I'd argue CANNOT get it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2012 01:41 PM (r4wIV)

143 Boring Oregon. Been there. It is pretty well named.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2012 01:41 PM (r4wIV)

144 Actually, Fucking Austria has a pretty hilarious wiki page. 'Schmitzberger stated, "[w]e will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed. It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What is this big Fucking joke? It is puerile."'

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 25, 2012 01:41 PM (jlltD)

145 Bowlegs, OK

Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 01:42 PM (K4j5s)

146 I think I've discovered where Ace may be.

Hobo Station, Mississippi

or

Dead Women, Oklahoma

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 01:43 PM (UOM48)

147 You know the aussies named that town on purpose. I mean... that word has not changed its meaning in like 800 years.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2012 01:44 PM (r4wIV)

148

Do me a favor and spread it around.

 

Done,  Gabe.  Posted   over  at my little slice of Intarwebz Heaven.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 25, 2012 01:44 PM (d0Tfm)

149 I think I've discovered where Ace may be.

Hobo Station, Mississippi

or

Dead Women, Oklahoma

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2012 05:43 PM (UOM4

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

Well, if he's vacationing with princess cat-pee, then they may be in Slapout, OK.

Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2012 01:46 PM (K4j5s)

150

Hmm, makes my hometown of Resume Speed, AL sound kinda lame.

 

It was so small, the sign said "Welcome to Resume Speed."

 

The sign  on the back side of the pole said the same thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 25, 2012 01:51 PM (d0Tfm)

151

@143 This. They believe in America in decline, their superior ideas just need more time. Always more time, more money, more speeches, more op-eds. Their ideas are never flawed. 8 % unemployment is the new normal because capatalism sucks.

The US is not deserving of the success it has enjoyed because it just isn't fair.


Everything must be sacrificed for this fairness, it hurts peoples lives so be it.

Broken  eggs you know.

The world will like us more.

We will EVOLVE into better people if we just do it their way.

Posted by: Finn McCool at July 25, 2012 01:55 PM (R/8dI)

152 Ahem

Posted by: Spread Eagle, WI at July 25, 2012 01:56 PM (BDd0G)

153 Also, Ahem

Posted by: Felch, MI at July 25, 2012 01:58 PM (BDd0G)

154 148You know the aussies named that town on purpose. I mean... that word has not changed its meaning in like 800 years.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2012 05:44 PM (r4wIV)

 

Austria, as in "Eastern March," not Australia, the land down under.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 25, 2012 01:59 PM (mbkOh)

155 For some reason, women have the hardest time finding me.

Posted by: Climax, CO at July 25, 2012 02:02 PM (GEICT)

156 There's a Bier in Austria called "Blech".  Seriously.  I bought one when I was there a few years ago.  It's pretty good actually.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 25, 2012 02:02 PM (dZ756)

157 I do want to say that I think people overemphasize affirmative action when discussing SCOAMF.  What really helped him was his contacts.  I think the nexus of it was Frank Marshall Davis.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 25, 2012 02:05 PM (T0NGe)

158 Intercourse, PA for the win.

I think we win for clustering:
Blue Ball, Bird-in-Hand, Intercourse and, of course, Paradise.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 25, 2012 02:06 PM (T0NGe)

159 Posted by: Felch, MI at July 25, 2012 05:58 PM (BDd0G)

Yuck!

Posted by: Puke, Albania at July 25, 2012 02:16 PM (p18em)

160 52 I know this isn't Gun Broker .Com but my wife has a SIG .380 she doesn't like because the slide is too hard. I already have her replacement chosin but if andy rons want a top shelf piece let me know. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 25, 2012 05:13 PM (9TTOe) My nick at gmail dot com. Drop me a line. ( how do you link in your signature?)

Posted by: Weirddave at July 25, 2012 02:34 PM (niboB)

161 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2012 03:12 PM (6o4Fb)

162 "157 There's a Bier in Austria called "Blech". Seriously. I bought one when I was there a few years ago. It's pretty good actually."
  I guess I'm way more familiar with German than I realize, because it doesn't even strike me as odd, unless I think about it. My father lost two B-24's over a place called "Blechhammer", in Germany (Silesia), a huge synthetic oil refinery. I think it is a form of "black", and "Black Hammer" was some sort of reference to a place with industry. The place is inside Polish borders now, and has a Polish name.

Posted by: Optimizer at July 25, 2012 03:16 PM (As94z)

163

Somebody should put together an ad that shows Obama's "the private sector is doing fine", followed by him saying his economic policies are working, followed by the scene from that move where the Monty Python dude is standing on an island that's sinking (due to some sort of curse or something) and he keeps screaming to his daughter, and his people, that it's "not happening... not happening ... not happening ... glug, glug, glug...

 

Or end with that Kevin Bacon scene from Animal House ("All is well!!!")

 

Then another ad (about leaks or something) followed by Leslie Neilson's "Nothing to see here folks" scene (after he inadvertantly set a fireworks factory on fire).

Posted by: Optimizer at July 25, 2012 03:40 PM (As94z)

164

Hey there AmishDude, another Lancaster moron?

Posted by: Alyosha at July 25, 2012 03:45 PM (cv5Iw)

165 Hot Coffee MS shortly followed by So Good, also in MS.  And yes JEF is a SCOAMF

Posted by: rabidfox at July 25, 2012 03:47 PM (d9Dxm)

166 You know what I hate? Your non-stop web site of right-wing hate for our beloved President!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 25, 2012 03:47 PM (/I/Y7)

167 When the only thing Obama has ever had were affirmative action, no-show, no work, political payola appointments, why should America expect anything different from him, the Mooch, and their cadre of czars and criminal posse? SCoaMF

Posted by: twolaneflash at July 25, 2012 03:59 PM (vWPhU)

168 That so called ad sucked dong.   I was waiting for the next zinger and it just ended.  I thought it was due to the crappy flash on firefox which now freezes all the time. But no, it was just a dong sucking ad.

Posted by: Long Dong at July 25, 2012 04:32 PM (3fC3n)

169 Let me add to the ad...

1) They should have went with the unemployed/underemployed rate of 16%+ instead of the 8%

2) If the went with the 8% they should have said that rate is 33% higher than promised.


Posted by: Long Dong at July 25, 2012 04:34 PM (3fC3n)

170 " followed by the scene from that move where the Monty Python dude is standing on an island that's sinking (due to some sort of curse or something) "
Eric the Viking.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2012 09:08 PM (r4wIV)

171 Ima throwa tantrum if all y'all don't stop pickin' on me.

Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at July 26, 2012 04:34 AM (2W2bY)

172    135   "In addition, he is the magic negro that the Left has had wet dreams
over, so nobody has ever looked him in the eye and said, "Barack, this
work is shit. Go back to your room and rewrite it or you will fail this
class." Or, "Barack, you can't sit on your ass all day and smoke dope.
Get up, go help the guys in maintenance with cleaning up that burst
pipe." "
---
Kind of like Billy Mummy in that Twilight Zone episode where everybody had to be very careful not to offend the nine year old kid.

*
*
"It's a Good Life," by Jerome Bixby.  "The next day it rained and all the crops died -- but that was a good thing."

Exactly.  I was reminded of just that kind of groupthink a few weeks ago when I happened to catch Chrissy Matthews's show.  (It runs here at 5 am on Sunday.  Shows you how popular it is.)  CM and his guests fell all over themselves praising the SCOAMF because of his books or something.  It was truly embarrassing, and I turned it off before I vomited and went out to exercise -- a much better use of my time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 26, 2012 08:43 AM (exvgC)

173 There's Ball, LA.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 26, 2012 08:45 AM (exvgC)

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