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March 17, 2012

New Prometheus Trailer
— rdbrewer

Open thread. Twice as open as the last two.

Update: This thread is so open, it makes Andy's open thread look closed.

This thread is more open than Sonny after Barzini's men met him at the tollbooth.

This thread is more open than a bottle of Wild Turkey at Andy's family reunion.

This thread is more open than a hippie on blotter acid at a Summer of Love be-in.

This thread is more open than McGinley's Pub on St. Paddy's Day. For those of you who can't see the player, here's a link.

Thanks to CDR M.

Added: Commenter "dfbaskwill" recommended this trailer.

Added: Plumbing tips.

Posted by: rdbrewer at 01:12 PM | Comments (138)
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1 I am a much more severe fan of Amatuermetheus, like the competitors at the Winter Olympics.

Posted by: Mitt "I saved the Olympics" Romney at March 17, 2012 01:14 PM (3Tc9H)

2 Heh.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at March 17, 2012 01:19 PM (zxrQh)

3 if at first you don't succeed try -try again?

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2012 01:20 PM (TomZ9)

4 yo yo yo

Posted by: fluffy at March 17, 2012 01:21 PM (vRSeu)

5 Woah....two simultaneous threads posted at the same time. That's gotta be a record, or something. Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 01:21 PM (Izn98)

6 Heh. At least it was two different people that double posted.

I'm still not quite sure how Ace does that to himself.

In any event, RD beat me by mere seconds, so let's just go with this one.

Posted by: Andy at March 17, 2012 01:21 PM (XG+Mn)

7 In any event, RD beat me by mere seconds, so let's just go with this one.

Fuck that. Steel cage. Two threads enter, one thread leaves.

Posted by: fluffy max at March 17, 2012 01:23 PM (vRSeu)

Question for the Morons and 'Ettes. Looks like "The Hunger Games" is going to be huge.

So is it based on just the first book, or all three?

I'm not clear on that.

Posted by: HH at March 17, 2012 01:25 PM (KB0hv)

9 This thread is so open, it makes Sandra Fluke's legs look closed.

Aaaand that's all I've got.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2012 01:26 PM (UOM48)

As a moron, I'm not familiar with "The Hunger Games," although I do have a few friends who sit on the boards of directors of publishing companies.

Posted by: Mitt "I saved the Olympics" Romney at March 17, 2012 01:27 PM (3Tc9H)

11 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Steevy at March 17, 2012 01:28 PM (vd4t0)

12 Don't cross the posts. It would be bad.

Posted by: ErikW at March 17, 2012 01:29 PM (qAsaP)

13 I see a lot of empty seats during these first two rounds of March Madness. Are these tickets expensive??

Posted by: Thomas at March 17, 2012 01:31 PM (1PYSD)

14 Damn, I could've posted it too and we could've gone for the triple post!

Posted by: CDR M at March 17, 2012 01:31 PM (QaYwz)

Er, no vid.

Posted by: ErikW at March 17, 2012 01:33 PM (qAsaP)

16 I see a number of 'Planet of the Vampires' influences in that clip.

Posted by: nickless at March 17, 2012 01:33 PM (MMC8r)

"Er, no vid."

ssshhhh...

He'll figure it out.

Maybe.

Posted by: HH at March 17, 2012 01:35 PM (KB0hv)

18 Is Prometheus a sort of prequel to....something? ....Aliens maybe? I forget.

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 01:36 PM (Izn98)

19 Weird vid player. Some of you will have to click through to see it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 17, 2012 01:36 PM (Iyg03)

20 Prometheus? Wtf is dat?

Posted by: chitown jerry at March 17, 2012 01:36 PM (UTq/I)

21 I imagine that trailer is perfect for people who already know what it's all about, and those who are going to see it without caring what it's all about.

For the rest of us, it is lacking.

Posted by: J Tiberius K at March 17, 2012 01:38 PM (oOuk+)

22 I think Ridley Scott has solved most of the problems with CGI.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 17, 2012 01:39 PM (Iyg03)

23 Morons will be liking this one! "The Three Stooges" by the Farrelly Bros. Get that trailer up here and watch the hits accumulate.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 17, 2012 01:40 PM (ndlFj)

24 Why does this seem to me to be a remake of "Alien"?

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 01:41 PM (O3R/2)

25 HH, From what I can tell, it's only the first one.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at March 17, 2012 01:42 PM (zxrQh)

26 I couldn't see the vid past my huge boner when I thought of Ridley Scott scifi. Sorry for the mess.

Posted by: Chuck at March 17, 2012 01:42 PM (PuBC2)

27 Except that this actress is far more attractive than Sigorney Weaver.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 01:42 PM (O3R/2)

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 17, 2012 05:36 PM (Iyg03)

Making us work for it doesn't really improve the Trailer.

That being said, looks like the same o same o.

Nothing new under that sun.

Posted by: HH at March 17, 2012 01:43 PM (KB0hv)

29 Isn't this an Alien prequel?

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at March 17, 2012 01:43 PM (zxrQh)

30 dfbaskwill, good idea.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 17, 2012 01:44 PM (Iyg03)

31 Are they gonna nuke the site from orbitz?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 17, 2012 01:45 PM (v46KX)

32 willow, thanks for the hydration reminder on previous thread. You're right...apple juice goes down well. And it's about the only thing that does. Serves me right for being medical taxi to the doctor the past two days for son and his girlfriend. Nothing like an hour in a closed car with a germ-laden person. You're guaranteed to catch whatever it is.

Back to the couch. Carry on, morons.

Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2012 01:45 PM (gre5a)

33 What moron, present company excepted, would name a space ship "Prometheus?"

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 01:45 PM (O3R/2)

34
http://tinyurl.com/6v73scr

This thread is so open that even the "Punk Faggots" get a pass.

Posted by: sTevo at March 17, 2012 01:49 PM (VMcEw)

35 Oh! I get it. A Gaia worshipper. What is it about "New Age" religion? Oh, it's old-fashioned paganism.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 01:49 PM (O3R/2)

If by more open you mean more gay...

then yeah.

Posted by: soothie at March 17, 2012 01:50 PM (84JKc)

37 ****@34 What moron, present company excepted, would name a space ship "Prometheus?" Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 05:45 PM (O3R/2)**** Yep. The obvious choice is "Icarus". Bada bing! I'll be here all week making obscure mythological references! Please try the veal and tip your waitress with condoms or birth control pills.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2012 01:50 PM (I49Jm)

38
Yes Clarence, with the liberal definition of rights, you are entitled to free birth control pills for life.

Clarence, you ignorant slut!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 17, 2012 01:51 PM (TkGkA)

39 That makes two different companies that have used Charlie Sheen in commercials today.

Being strung out and stupid has its advantages.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 17, 2012 01:52 PM (piMMO)

40 Just watched brief on Fox about a woman who beat up a heroin dealer with a baseball bat. The dealer was plaguing her son to buy H.. The sheriff is charging her with assault.

No jury in the world will convict her. He is wasting his time.

Posted by: Vic at March 17, 2012 01:52 PM (YdQQY)

41 Clarence, I'm writing in Perry, so I have no dog in the race til we get a nom, but I am not sure why Santorum's stance scares you. All he actually said is that he'd reinforce the existing laws on illegal stuff like child porn, which I am quite sure you do not indulge in. Don't let the media play you for a fool.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 17, 2012 01:52 PM (SsG4J)

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at March 17, 2012 05:42 PM (zxrQh

Thanks, I wasn't sure. I've read the books. Should be interesting how they protray the main character. 'Cause she is in no way sympathetic, except for the conditions she finds herself in.

My take, anyhow.

Posted by: HH at March 17, 2012 01:53 PM (KB0hv)

43 I'll be here all week making obscure mythological references! Posted by: naturalfake

Obscure? There's that word again. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 17, 2012 01:53 PM (WdKsY)

44 All he actually said is that he'd reinforce the existing laws on illegal stuff like child porn, which I am quite sure you do not indulge in.
------------------------------------

All child porn found on the internet is by government officials.

Posted by: Vic at March 17, 2012 01:55 PM (YdQQY)

45 "In no way sympathetic" Kinda like Sandra Fluke?

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 01:55 PM (O3R/2)

46 That makes two different companies that have used Charlie Sheen in commercials today.

You know, I have no real beef with Charlie per se, but seeing him in a commercial would make me less likely to buy from that company. Same thing with Paris Hilton.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 17, 2012 01:55 PM (SsG4J)

47 "Please try the veal and tip your waitress with condoms or birth control pills" Hmm.. now there's a thought. Pick up some of the $9 Walmart variety and next time I go out leave them as a tip. After all in liberoid la la land using Fluke math that's an $83 tip.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 01:55 PM (R5yLq)

48 The "You've got some dynamite" gag is probably worth the price of the movie.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at March 17, 2012 01:55 PM (d9lOz)

49 If those SEC guys would stop viewing porn during working hours, the industry would dry up.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 01:56 PM (O3R/2)

The sheriff is charging her with assault.

No jury in the world will convict her. He is wasting his time.

Posted by: Vic at March 17, 2012 05:52 PM (YdQQY)

The sheriff should be thanking her. There IS a place for vigilante justice in this world, I believe.

Posted by: ErikW at March 17, 2012 01:59 PM (qAsaP)

Heh!

Thought I got here early but #9 beat me to the "This thread is so open...Sandra Fluke...yada yada yada" punch.

Damn. Blast. Oh well, #9's was better anyway.

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On Some Corned Beef With No Name at March 17, 2012 01:59 PM (Q5fHc)

52
Not sure how you guys feel, but I'm perfectly willing to provide all the contraceptives that liberals request.

Think about that for a moment.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 17, 2012 01:59 PM (SAMxH)

53 Didn't Clarence star in a movie? Blowmetheus

Posted by: Panzer Trout at March 17, 2012 02:00 PM (lpWVn)

54 HH Yeah, I read the books after my wife bought 'em on her Kindle. She said it was a fun read so I put them on my IPad. Even though it was obviously written for the "young adult" audience, I thoroughly enjoyed them. And, yeah. They need to make Katniss somewhat of a bitch and a reluctant heroine. If they screw that up, then it simply doesn't work. The trailer looks pretty good. We'll probably catch it after the first week when the teenybopper contingent slackens.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at March 17, 2012 02:01 PM (zxrQh)

55 Earth to Clarence! Earth to Clarence! The liberals find nothing wrong with pornography. It's all just a private transaction between consenting adults. Nothing for you to be defensive about. It is a slippery slope. The NAMBLA argue that even youths (that's pronouced yoots) are free to be butt-fucked by 60 year old men. Which side of this debate are you on? Who are you defending?

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 02:02 PM (O3R/2)

56
http://tinyurl.com/6q23bo8

This thread is so open that these dudes get their Mohawks back.

Posted by: sTevo at March 17, 2012 02:02 PM (VMcEw)

57
This thread is more open than zombie Martha Raye' mouth!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 17, 2012 02:05 PM (TkGkA)

58 Power user computing tip!

If you get cold sitting at your computer, take a dump in your pants. It'll warm your legs.

Posted by: Clarence [/i] at March 17, 2012 02:05 PM (WdKsY)

59 Hunger Games looks like '1984' for the Twilight crowd.

Posted by: nickless at March 17, 2012 02:06 PM (MMC8r)

60 You're very welcome for the advice! The Three Stooges will be hurt immensely by the lack of the womyn demographic so male morons will have to make up for it with multiple viewings.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 17, 2012 02:06 PM (ndlFj)

61 "If you get cold sitting at your computer, take a dump in your pants. It'll warm your legs. " Then what, raise it as your own and call it Clarence?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 02:07 PM (R5yLq)

62 This thread is more open than Megan McCain's mouth at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Posted by: Book Geek at March 17, 2012 02:07 PM (ny/5i)

63 No HD version of the Prometheus trailer?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 17, 2012 02:08 PM (b85s+)

64 This thread is more open than Clarence's social calendar.

Posted by: nickless at March 17, 2012 02:08 PM (MMC8r)

65 SoS, How you doin' man? Did you feed your hoard steaks?

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 02:08 PM (O3R/2)

54
Not sure how you guys feel, but I'm perfectly willing to provide all the contraceptives that liberals request.

Think about that for a moment.

If I think about it too long....the idea of making it mandatory, comes to mind. ....As in "Oh you're a liberal? Here. Yes, yes...you have to take this. We don't need you moonbats breeding and spawning more like you".

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2012 02:10 PM (Izn98)

67 Santorum is about killing off the adult stuff.

Posted by: Clarence at March 17, 2012 05:57 PM (z0HdK)

Clarence, he can't! Believe me, there are a lot of reasons why I hope he doesn't get the nom, but him killing off pron is not one of them. I doubt he'd even move to overturn abortion.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 17, 2012 02:10 PM (SsG4J)

68 58 Brings to mind an incident where some punks decide it would be fun to terrorize families at a pizza joint. How could they know it was run by a retired UDT and his nephew who was home on leave after graduation from SEAL SQT.
Much hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Beto at March 17, 2012 02:11 PM (lpWVn)

69 Yeah, nickless. Like I said, it was written for for teens. Scholastic is the publisher, so that ought tell you something. That said, it's an interesting story. A little sci-fi, some revolution and surprisingly, a fairly conservative storyline.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at March 17, 2012 02:11 PM (zxrQh)

70 Rainy and cold in "sunny" San Diego.

Still celebrating Duke's defeat and St. Patty's Day!

Posted by: mpfs at March 17, 2012 02:11 PM (TlwCF)

71
This thread's more open than Meggy Mac's muffin at a Democrat National Convention.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 17, 2012 02:11 PM (TkGkA)

"Hunger Games looks like '1984' for the Twilight crowd"

Sort of. But with a Huge built in crowd.

Think of the Harry Potter books as they came out. At midnight, with hundreds of kids waiting. I'm guessing it will be that sort of audience.

Posted by: HH at March 17, 2012 02:12 PM (KB0hv)

73 Tonight I might watch Ip Man. It's the story of some Chinese guy Yip who invented Wang Chen (Bruce Le style) fighting.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2012 02:12 PM (NLH1M)

74 "SoS, How you doin' man? Did you feed your hoard steaks?" Called the local grocer and picked them up, got them marinading now. Will probably toss them on the grill here in an hour or so, going to make sure none of the "X-men" go home hungry. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 17, 2012 02:12 PM (R5yLq)

75 Well, fuck, is this where all the cool kids are hangin' out? Cause I've already done my Irish high holy day thing and am inordinately grateful to be home and warm and in one piece and not in the hoosegow.

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2012 02:12 PM (w407e)

76 What moron, present company excepted, would name a space ship "Prometheus?"

Kind of like naming a space ship "Titanic" or "Hindenberg."

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 17, 2012 02:13 PM (Iyg03)

77 58

Some 'punks.'

Try 'emos.'

Posted by: nickless at March 17, 2012 02:13 PM (MMC8r)

78 Still celebrating Duke's defeat and St. Patty's Day!

Posted by: mpfs at March 17, 2012 06:11 PM (TlwCF)

Yeah, girl, let's talk Lehigh!!! Loved that!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2012 02:13 PM (w407e)

79 This thread's more open than Al Gore's Lock Box

Posted by: Beto at March 17, 2012 02:14 PM (lpWVn)

Speaking of taking a dump, I got a Clarence brewing right now.

It feels like a bowl winder.

Posted by: ErikW at March 17, 2012 02:14 PM (qAsaP)

81 Or I might watch My Name Is Bruce starrjng Bruce Campbell.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2012 02:14 PM (GcwH1)

82 Hey Peaches!

It was so great to see the Evil Empire taken down last night. My NCAA brackets are blown to hell but who cares? David beat Goliath!!!

Added bonus: The Leigh is not far from my hometown.

Posted by: mpfs at March 17, 2012 02:15 PM (TlwCF)

83 Have to admit, the black and tans are tasting like more. It's even warm enough to justify drinking beer today.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 17, 2012 02:15 PM (SAMxH)

84 just got done with cowboys and aliens

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 17, 2012 02:15 PM (Ho2rs)

85 Tonight I might watch Ip Man.

Great movie.

Posted by: slatz at March 17, 2012 02:16 PM (53jZO)

86 i'm afraid to check my brackets.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 17, 2012 02:17 PM (Ho2rs)

87 @44 Obscure? There's that word again. I do not think it means what you think it means. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2012 05:53 PM (WdKsY) Fine, fine. I'll reboot. ****@34 What moron, present company excepted, would name a space ship "Prometheus?" Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 05:45 PM (O3R/2)**** Yep. The obvious choice is "Pauline and the Matches"! Bada schlagen bing! Danke Schoen! I'll be here all week making obscure "StruwwelPeter" references! Please try the Wiener Schnitzel and sure to tip your waitress with condoms and birth control pills.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2012 02:17 PM (I49Jm)

88 Which one slatz, the 2008 original or the film made in 2010?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2012 02:17 PM (BUcLz)

89
BRB, gotta go pick up wifey.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 17, 2012 02:17 PM (SAMxH)

90 This thread is more open than Helen Thomas'...ack...Helen Thomas'...just you your imagination damnit!

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On Some Corned Beef With No Name at March 17, 2012 02:17 PM (Q5fHc)

91 Power user computing tip #2:

If you ever get hungry while at your computer, turn your keyboard over and tap it gently. There should be enough crumbs for a light snack. Just lick the desk and enjoy!

Posted by: Clarence [/i] at March 17, 2012 02:18 PM (WdKsY)

92 Planet of the Vampires trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-PcyyDlytM

Posted by: nickless at March 17, 2012 02:18 PM (MMC8r)

93

I wish to congratulate the Obama Administration for producing the documentary on O'Stumblefuck. Unfortunately for the handlers, they made a $25B error by reporting Government Motors has extinguished its debt to taxpayers. Ugh...big fuck up, taint so McGee!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 17, 2012 02:19 PM (TkGkA)

94 86 just got done with cowboys and aliens

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 17, 2012 06:15 PM (Ho2rs)

That's something I would expect to hear from Sandra Fluke on a slow weekend.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 17, 2012 02:19 PM (WUWb9)

95 I'm waiting for Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter to come out. Yeah, I warped like that.

Posted by: mpfs at March 17, 2012 02:20 PM (TlwCF)

96 I thought Ip Man was about a network engineer in IT.

But yeah, pretty good movie. Haven't watched the sequels.

Posted by: nickless at March 17, 2012 02:20 PM (MMC8r)

97 Hindenburg? Why not name it "Thor" or better yet "Sigfried"?

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 02:20 PM (O3R/2)

It's St. Patrick's Day!

If you're going to stay in for a movie, try to find

"The Quiet Man"......you'll be glad you did!

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at March 17, 2012 02:22 PM (VDUJh)

99 Why isn't "The Quiet Man" on TCM right now? Effing Ted Turner.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 02:23 PM (O3R/2)

100 Which one slatz, the 2008 original or the film made in 2010?

The 2008 original. Maybe the 2010 movie is Ip Man 2? I haven't seen that. Everything about the 2008 movie was done well I thought.

Posted by: slatz at March 17, 2012 02:24 PM (53jZO)

101 Funny thing about Irish women. They are either gorgeous (Maureen O'Hara, Ann-Margret) or hideous (Kathy Griffin) . Not much in between.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 02:28 PM (O3R/2)

102 I'm the Maureen O'Hara type and have the hair and temper to prove it. Throw in half Jewish ancestry and I'm a ticking time bomb.

Posted by: mpfs at March 17, 2012 02:29 PM (TlwCF)

103 Don't forget about those GM bond holders with senior rights. they got screwed.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 02:29 PM (O3R/2)

104 @94 Posted by: nickless at March 17, 2012 06:18 PM (MMC8r) Maybe a "First Man Into Space" vibe as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNu9sV5AGTw

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2012 02:30 PM (I49Jm)

105 Prometheus was a titan who stole fire from the gods. What would that have to do with a Ridley Scott killer alien movie?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 17, 2012 02:30 PM (NVu2l)

106 Maureen O'Hara was a goddess to me. Until she played the bigoted old shrew in "Only the Lonely".

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 02:30 PM (O3R/2)

107 Speaking of "Hunger Games"... You can get it on Blu-ray this Tuesday- when it was originally called "Battle Royale".

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2012 02:31 PM (I49Jm)

108 Video added.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 17, 2012 02:31 PM (Iyg03)

109 I hope Obama didn't claim GM turned a "profit". That would be bullshit.

Hahahahaa. Yeah, you might think about pondering whether to stop sucking his dick or something.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 17, 2012 02:31 PM (b85s+)

110
*"What moron, present company excepted, would name a space ship "Prometheus?"*

Exec: "Captain, the galley reports damaged liver in the reefers."

Captain: "Again?"

Exec: "Captain, that's not the wurst..."

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2012 02:32 PM (HjPtV)

111 btw, may God have mercy on the soul of John Candy. May he rest in peace. I love you man. So funny.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 02:32 PM (O3R/2)

112 As a matter of fact Ip Man 2 and another version of Ip Man were both made in 2010. It's confusing. Ip Man (200

The Legend is Born: Ip Man (2010) Ip Man 2 (2010), the sequel to Ip Man

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2012 02:32 PM (KUrJA)

113 Wait, did I just respond to a modified/improved/reality-fact-checked comment?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 17, 2012 02:32 PM (b85s+)

114 "Those weren't pillows. How about those Bears?"

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 02:33 PM (O3R/2)

115 I bust a gut laughing while watching "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" I told my dad to rent it. He didn't think it was funny.

He clearly didn't travel much on company business.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 02:35 PM (O3R/2)

116
Arthel Nevel is another of the hittable Fox chicks! Voom...voom!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 17, 2012 02:36 PM (TkGkA)

117
John Demjanjuk, Kicked Out of US for Nazi Past, Dies at 91

Ron Paul sighted wearing a black dress and a veil....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 17, 2012 02:37 PM (kdS6q)

118 Not a traditional St Paddy's Day beer But tried Dogfish ApriHops today. a heavily hopped beer brewed with apricots. The apricots heighten the flavor and smooth out the bitterness of the hops. Excellent Spring/March Madness smooth drinking beer. It's a limited release so get it before it's gone. I think I'll have another.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2012 02:38 PM (I49Jm)

119 ~~Ron Paul~~Pat Buchanan sighted wearing a black dress and a veil....

Fixed.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 17, 2012 02:39 PM (xm1A1)

120 Just looked it up. I'm sure I saw the 2008 one. I should probably check out 2 sometime.

Posted by: slatz at March 17, 2012 02:40 PM (53jZO)

121
Don't forget about those GM bond holders with senior rights. they got screwed.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 17, 2012 06:29 PM (O3R/2)

And the next group of bond holders to take the Big Kahuna will be muni's issued from mid-sized cities. Also, the deluded bond holder believing that the insurance proviso will protect their principal? Not enough insurance in the world if the cascade of bankruptcies begins in earnest.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 17, 2012 02:43 PM (TkGkA)

122 They need to rework the dynamite gag. Vests just aren't funny nowadays.

Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2012 02:49 PM (h0W3A)

123 I want a dog. I miss my goldies.

Posted by: mpfs at March 17, 2012 02:50 PM (TlwCF)

124 There were two competing 'Ip Man' films, IIRC.

Posted by: nickless at March 17, 2012 02:52 PM (MMC8r)

125 Ip Man? Golden Retriever puppies?

Run Sarah Run!

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2012 03:02 PM (HjPtV)

126 Hey don't knock blotter acid, there's some golden memories for me there ... Mr. Natural ... Sandoz White ... Green ... Helped me understand that conservative principles reflect the way things are and that "progressive" B.S. is delusional crap. Well this all was 40 years ago so maybe I have some of the details wrong.

Posted by: Yojimbo at March 17, 2012 03:02 PM (7taqg)

127 I actually got so fed up with all the previews of previews for Prometheus, I just went ahead and made my own trailer. http://youtu.be/Nx94anR7Bwk

Posted by: Brockus at March 17, 2012 03:04 PM (qFwgE)

128 >>But tried Dogfish ApriHops today. a heavily hopped beer brewed with apricots.

Northern Brewer

http://www.northernbrewer.com/

has apricot extract for this same effect.

My Rye IPA turner out to taste very similar to Sierra Nevada Ruthless Rye.

Posted by: sTevo at March 17, 2012 03:11 PM (VMcEw)

129 Mendocino Brewery's "Eye Of The Hawk" is a manly brew.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2012 03:15 PM (HjPtV)

130

There once was a poster named Clarence

...-...

Who at 40 still lived with his parents

...-...

The sad news has been heard

...-...

They kicked out the little turd

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Seems his parents have lost their forebearence

Posted by: Burma Shave at March 17, 2012 03:16 PM (Usk3+)

131

I lift my pint for all you morons!

http://tinyurl.com/3zaqnbj

Posted by: MoeMoe at March 17, 2012 03:16 PM (cey9b)

132 He was raised by a Muslim nanny, Who was also a part time tranny. Now he's the prez And everyone says His old lady sure has a big fanny. Best I could do with all the beer today. Cheers, mates!

Posted by: Alabama Mike at March 17, 2012 03:35 PM (Id+yE)

133 There once was a heifer named Meggers
Who lesbians would be sad to see preggers
"Preggers? That's icky!
But she's strictly dicky,
And looser than hell at a kegger."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 17, 2012 04:08 PM (lce0m)

134
There once was a heifer named Meggers
Who lesbians would be sad to see preggers
"Preggers? That's icky!
But she's strictly dicky,
And looser than ~~hell~~ Fluke at a kegger."

Fixed

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 17, 2012 04:33 PM (xm1A1)

135 Krebs & Oregon - heck of a tag team. Outstanding!!!

Posted by: Alabama Mike at March 17, 2012 06:01 PM (Id+yE)

136 the prometheus trailer was so boring. Will this be another predator vs aliens movie hype?

Posted by: oic at March 17, 2012 06:14 PM (gS0Xa)

137 Looks like it is gonna be a slightly artsier version of the game that is sure to be released at the same time. I wonder how they are going to weave global warming into the plot?

Posted by: TrueNorthist at March 18, 2012 05:57 AM (3Aixx)

138

Prometheus will at least bring some needed Sci Fi to the scene. Hopefully it's worth the effort, let us simply face fact that the sequel always gets it right.

Aliens 2

Wrath of Khan

Empire Strikes Back

and so on. If you can't get right by number 2, just tie a rope around your neck and spare movie goers the pain.

Posted by: Gugenheinie kisser at March 18, 2012 01:29 PM (h4Qjn)

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