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July 13, 2012

New National Concern: Autonomous, Self-Driven SUVs
— Ace

Teenagers have been driven down by out-of-control SUVs.

You might ask, "Well, okay, they were struck and killed by SUVs, but surely we ought to mention the drivers, no?"

No.

Not when the drivers were illegal aliens with no licenses.

They cannot be mentioned, so it's just "Teen Killed by SUV."

Posted by: Ace at 09:00 AM | Comments (127)
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1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2012 09:01 AM (Ts9tU)

2 SUV=Bad Illegal Immigrant=Good Left wing math.

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2012 09:03 AM (Ts9tU)

3 Well, if there are walking guns, why not sentient SUVs?

Posted by: pep at July 13, 2012 09:03 AM (6TB1Z)

4 SUV kills someone headlines have been going on for years.

Thank God I just bought another Tahoe!

Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at July 13, 2012 09:04 AM (6IReR)

5 Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at July 13, 2012 01:04 PM (6IReR) Went Tundra myself... I like the lamentation of their womenz.

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 13, 2012 09:04 AM (UZQM8)

6 Suckers of Cock.

Posted by: toby928© at July 13, 2012 09:06 AM (evdj2)

7 last night I saw a bunch of SUVs hanging out behind the convenience store, drinking beer

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 13, 2012 09:07 AM (8sCoq)

8 I'm more concerned about the out-of-control posting going on today.

When I said I wanted a drink of water, I didn't mean turn the firehose on me.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 13, 2012 09:08 AM (kSaUf)

9 Illegal aliens: Killing the Americans Americans won't kill.

Posted by: Cicero at July 13, 2012 09:08 AM (xoPDv)

10 what this blog needs is a 20,000 word movie review and some kitteh videos

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 13, 2012 09:09 AM (8sCoq)

11 Suv ran over a baby DRIVEN BY THE MOTHER & all cars will end up with mandatory back up cameras!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirlphxazgirl at July 13, 2012 09:09 AM (F77ez)

12 Maybe it was an un-manned Google SUV?

Posted by: wheatie at July 13, 2012 09:09 AM (MbB0O)

13 Posted by: Jones in CO at July 13, 2012 01:09 PM (8sCoq) We haven't had a good Roberts bashing thread in awhile...

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 13, 2012 09:10 AM (UZQM8)

14 Legalize illegal immigrants and ban SUV's.

Posted by: The Democrat Platform at July 13, 2012 09:10 AM (PSdso)

15 It was "pathway to citizenship", not "citizen pathway."

Posted by: Juan McCain at July 13, 2012 09:10 AM (xoPDv)

16 14 Dens should luv the suv.... That's how the coyotes transport them to the hideout houses until they buy their freedom....

Posted by: phoenixgirlphxazgirl at July 13, 2012 09:12 AM (F77ez)

17 Roving bands of Guns and SUVs will kill us all.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 13, 2012 09:13 AM (9TTOe)

18 Holy cow.

I sleep in today and then log-on to find a bunch of howler monkeys on meth have taken over the joint.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 13, 2012 09:13 AM (piMMO)

19 t serves the meme, big American cars are bad and kill Gaia. Illegals are victims.

Posted by: thunderb at July 13, 2012 09:13 AM (Dnbau)

20 Any SUVs on the road for at least 10 years will be granted amnesty and are immune from legal proceedings against them.

Posted by: Prezzydent Story Teller at July 13, 2012 09:13 AM (QW+AD)

21
Because nothing bad ever happens on the subway.

Posted by: Bernie Goetz at July 13, 2012 09:16 AM (gppu7)

But Illegals have rights...they are people too.

Illegals should have the right to drive SUVs if they have lived here for a while, and evaded being caught.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at July 13, 2012 09:16 AM (MbB0O)

23 My house was burgled by a SUV.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 13, 2012 09:16 AM (4cRnj)

24 17 And vicious Christian fundamentalists.

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2012 09:16 AM (Ts9tU)

25 It is clear that immigrant valedictorians are spending too much time writing graduation speeches and too little time on driver training.

Posted by: Cicero at July 13, 2012 09:16 AM (xoPDv)

26 I just ran to my window and checked.

Whew!

The Jeep is still there. I'm gonna have to keep a closer eye on it I suppose.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 13, 2012 09:16 AM (piMMO)

27 There have been at least 5 of these robot suv killings in my state in the last year and the half that made some news usually because of a child killed. I am sure there are many more that don't get alot of media attention. And every time the suv in question does not have an immigration status.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2012 09:17 AM (Y+wkX)

28 It is clear that immigrant valedictorians are spending too much time writing graduation speeches and too little time on driver training.

***

If I hear Rubio say the word "valedictorian" one more time....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 13, 2012 09:17 AM (piMMO)

29 Another victim of an SUV - Clarisse Grime. 16 year old honor student from Ethiopia. Spoke three languages including English. Her killer is an illegal immigrant who can't speak English.

http://tinyurl.com/7z59os6

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2012 09:17 AM (TOmAa)

30 My SUV waits for me every morning. Right outside, where it can see everything. Every night. All night.
I am writing a book.

Posted by: pat at July 13, 2012 09:18 AM (UFxap)

31 How in the hell can illegals afford an SUV? I can't afford an SUV.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 13, 2012 09:18 AM (9TTOe)

32 We like the freedom of going offroad. Heh. Heh. Heh.

Posted by: Skynet at July 13, 2012 09:18 AM (RD7QR)

This is all so very, very sad and equally as upsetting given the fact most jurisdictions do not impound vehicles when illegal aliens are pulled over. They used to impound cars for 30 days for anyone driving without a license ---- but guess what, in California they found that impounding for 30 days was unduly burdensome to illegal immigrants and low income folks --- so they don't impound for 30 days anymore.

The reason why auto insurance is so expensive is because of uninsured motorists. Most illegal aliens driving do not have proper insurance coverage.

If you look on your auto policy, the most expensive coverage is uninsured and underinsured motorist coverage.

The selective application of the law has created a lawless culture and sadly a dangerous one.

Posted by: Scandia at July 13, 2012 09:18 AM (WzLTm)

34 And so I propose a National Storyteller Brigade that will go forth and spread the word, My Word, across the country, from sea to shining sea. This will create jobssss aplenty and stop those evil 'Thuglicans from holding back my great country.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 13, 2012 09:18 AM (Vcb44)

35 An SUV turned me into a newt.

Posted by: toby928© at July 13, 2012 09:19 AM (evdj2)

36 And vicious Christian fundamentalists.

****

Well, if they blend nuts into the Jello mold, they might be able to cause an allergic reaction in someone.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 13, 2012 09:19 AM (piMMO)

37 Didn't an suv Play a part in the honor kIlling of the girl here in az?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 13, 2012 09:19 AM (F77ez)

38 >>>>How in the hell can illegals afford an SUV? I can't afford an SUV. You probably pay taxes.

Posted by: Cicero at July 13, 2012 09:19 AM (xoPDv)

39 Do not taunt a SUV.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 13, 2012 09:19 AM (4cRnj)

40 Dr. Spank,

Do not taunt the happy fun SUV.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2012 09:20 AM (TOmAa)

41 Pffft. It's a plot by the sedans to make you watch out for the SUVs.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 13, 2012 09:20 AM (SUKHu)

42 39 Do not taunt a SUV. Posted by: Dr Spank at July 13, 2012 01:19 PM (4cRnj) Or corner one At high speed You'll flip over.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 13, 2012 09:21 AM (9TTOe)

Seeeee!!! Silly.... thats why we are building our autonomous Cars... so this Illegal problem won't happen!

Never mind that we'll have to track everything you do.... and sell it to advertisers....

Posted by: GooGle at July 13, 2012 09:21 AM (lZBBB)

44 Adherence to a "religion" always involves certain costs. These ~~victims~~ martyrs of that religion should be celebrated as heros for dying to advance the cause.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 13, 2012 09:21 AM (27u+v)

45 It's a plot by the sedans to make you watch out for the SUVs. Beware Big Coupe.

Posted by: toby928© at July 13, 2012 09:21 AM (evdj2)

46 An SUV was parked near the grassy knoll

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 13, 2012 09:21 AM (8sCoq)

47 SUVs punch above their weight class.

Posted by: Prezzydent Story Teller at July 13, 2012 09:21 AM (QW+AD)

48 How in the hell can illegals afford an SUV? I can't afford an SUV.

*****

When you have 15 people living in one house, it's easy. You pool your money to buy a 1986 Ford Bronco.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 13, 2012 09:21 AM (piMMO)

49 I told our SUVs to keep it in the alleys away from the children.

Posted by: Rahm at July 13, 2012 09:21 AM (wa+SP)

50 When you make SUVs illegal, only Illegals will have SUVs.

and racists.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2012 09:21 AM (Y+wkX)

51 If it was a green SUV, it's okay.

Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2012 09:21 AM (/ZZCn)

52 29 Anna Puma
--

Quite a bit of focus on language there. I soon as I can determine if that qualifies you as a linguist, liguicist, languageist, or person of language-bias, I will report you!

Posted by: RioBravo at July 13, 2012 09:21 AM (eEfYn)

53 I told you this was going to happen.

Posted by: Stephen King at July 13, 2012 09:22 AM (XZt+u)

54 I had an SUV oppress me once.

Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at July 13, 2012 09:23 AM (QW+AD)

55 Merci beaucoup Monsieur RioBravo. Tres bien.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2012 09:23 AM (TOmAa)

56 On August 17 1997, SUV's become self-aware. They go on a killing spree ....

Posted by: Skynet Motors at July 13, 2012 09:23 AM (Y+DPZ)

57 Anyone who can appease a man's conscience can take his freedom away from him.

Posted by: The Cigarette Smoking Man at July 13, 2012 09:23 AM (evdj2)

58 An SUV stole my station wagon, drove it into a lake and drowned my children.

Posted by: Susan Smith at July 13, 2012 09:23 AM (n6d6+)

59 It's not my fault - the vehicle controls need to be in Espanol!

Posted by: Pedro at July 13, 2012 09:23 AM (RcFeB)

>>Any SUVs on the road for at least 10 years will be granted amnesty and are immune from legal proceedings against them.

Asking for papers to prove you're a station wagon is racist and illegal.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 13, 2012 09:23 AM (SUKHu)

I got hit by a Prius once while I was in the crosswalks.

I had to go to the ER to have it removed.

Posted by: Invictos at July 13, 2012 09:23 AM (OQpzc)

If I hear Rubio say the word "valedictorian" one more time....

But...an illegal valedictorian is just the sort of people we need here in this country.

Under my Dream Act, they will be given special rights.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at July 13, 2012 09:23 AM (MbB0O)

63 If you see a 20 year old van with indecipherable writing on the side, it's probably driving itself.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 13, 2012 09:24 AM (4cRnj)

64 I was sexually harassed by an SUV.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 13, 2012 09:24 AM (9TTOe)

Do not taunt a SUV.

Or goose a rogue elephant

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 13, 2012 09:24 AM (mFxQX)

66 If we ban undocumented SUV's what is next? CAFE standards? Oh, wait..neve mind.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 13, 2012 09:24 AM (eEfYn)

67 2 little Hispanic kids, sleeping in a tent at a North Dakota campground, were run over and killed by a drunken Mexican recently. Drunken Mexicans, in the the country illegally, are killing hundreds of Americans each year. This is a big problem. This problem we have with drunken Mexicans.

Posted by: Nukie at July 13, 2012 09:24 AM (QMRMM)

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 13, 2012 01:23 PM (SUKHu)

And you also have to have driven past a High School....

Posted by: Executive Order at July 13, 2012 09:24 AM (lZBBB)

69 There was a problem with the SUV so I popped the hoodie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2012 09:24 AM (Y+wkX)

70 Â‘St. Paul teen killed by planet-killing, gas-guzzling SUV remembered at her funeral.Â’

Better.

Posted by: Libtard editor not consulted on original headline at July 13, 2012 09:25 AM (dO/QS)

71 What was in the case Jules Winfield retrieved for Marcellus Wallace?

keys to an SUV

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 13, 2012 09:25 AM (8sCoq)

72 An SUV took my baaybeeee!

Posted by: Lindy Chamberlain at July 13, 2012 09:25 AM (piMMO)

73 Reminds me of those Orkin commercials where the portray the Roaches as undesirable criminal types trying to set you up. That said we had a couple of SUVs arrested yesterday for a smash and grab robbery on 45th street. Damn young SUV punks.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2012 09:25 AM (zEeUf)

74 Look out for the SUVs with a toro decal. They're the worst.

Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2012 09:25 AM (/ZZCn)

75 SUV's make up the bulk of GM's sales.

What, did these reporters think Volt and Cruz sales kept them afloat?

Posted by: kbdabear at July 13, 2012 09:26 AM (Y+DPZ)

76 I guess "Maximum Overdrive" is a documentary.

Posted by: no good deed at July 13, 2012 09:26 AM (0lYad)

77 SUVs need to pay their fair share

FORWARD

Posted by: Committee to RE Elect the President (CREEP) at July 13, 2012 09:26 AM (8sCoq)

78 I had to put my last SUV down after it started foaming at the radiator. It was sad.

Posted by: Marmo at July 13, 2012 09:26 AM (QW+AD)

Profiling an SUV wearing a bra is racist and sexist.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 13, 2012 09:27 AM (SUKHu)

80 When I lived in Tucson, you could go to almost any street corner and buy a bag of oranges from an SUV. Chiclets, too.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2012 09:28 AM (n6d6+)

>>If it was a green SUV, it's okay.

I recently saw a giant Ford F-650 with huge tires, tons of extra chrome, etc. etc.

...and a "Go Green" bumpersticker.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 13, 2012 09:28 AM (SUKHu)

82 What's funny in CO is seeing massive SUVs with Obama bumper stickers

Coloradans' concern with the environment is trumped by the need get to the ski slopes during a snowfall

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 13, 2012 09:28 AM (8sCoq)

83 Little has been said about the SUV which was parked on the iceberg that cold, tragic night in April, 1912.

Posted by: Dan Rather at July 13, 2012 09:28 AM (piMMO)

84 Marmo, Bill Mauldin was a prophet!

http://tinyurl.com/7g283vu

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2012 09:28 AM (TOmAa)

SUV's make up the bulk of GM's sales.

So please do not help Government Motors

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 13, 2012 09:28 AM (mFxQX)

86 My wife wanted me to fire my SUV for not wearing a bra!

Posted by: Larry David at July 13, 2012 09:29 AM (n6d6+)

87 "Christine? That's kind of a dumb name for an SUV..."

Posted by: Teen, Two Minutes Before He Was Run Over at July 13, 2012 09:29 AM (XZt+u)

88 When I lived in Tucson, you could go to almost any street corner and buy a bag of oranges from an SUV. Chiclets, too. Did they offer you a ride on their moped? She's fresh you know.

Posted by: toby928© at July 13, 2012 09:29 AM (evdj2)

89 31 How in the hell can illegals afford an SUV? I can't afford an SUV. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 13, 2012 01:18 PM

Remember the no income no asset mortgages they gave to illegals? GM thought that it was so fantastic they do the same for car loans

Posted by: kbdabear at July 13, 2012 09:30 AM (Y+DPZ)

90 "You see, I wasn't driving the SUV, it just drove on it's own even though I'm in the driver's seat. It's not my fault, sir!"

Posted by: Kaitian at July 13, 2012 09:30 AM (uZbTD)

91 ...and a "Go Green" bumpersticker. Posted by: Mama AJ at July 13, 2012 01:28 PM (SUKHu) That's how you troll

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 13, 2012 09:30 AM (UZQM8)

92 Don't forget the guns that somehow go off and kill people without anybody else nearby.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 13, 2012 09:30 AM (61onk)

93 #85 LOL! I know exactly how that soldier feels! My SUV was my best friend.

Posted by: Marmo at July 13, 2012 09:31 AM (QW+AD)

94 My doctor told me that the bumps on my vagina were caused by an SUV infection.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 13, 2012 09:31 AM (n6d6+)

95 I almost drove off the road laughing.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 13, 2012 09:31 AM (SUKHu)

96 Everytime an incident like this comes up, Geraldo Rivera screams that it's not an immigration problem, it's a drunk driving problem

Posted by: kbdabear at July 13, 2012 09:31 AM (Y+DPZ)

97 My Element was raped by an SUV.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 13, 2012 09:32 AM (9TTOe)

98 First they came for the SUVs and I said nothing...

Posted by: Mama's Minivan at July 13, 2012 09:32 AM (SUKHu)

99 MamaAj take a look at your Hash tag, but only after you come to a complete stop.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2012 09:32 AM (TOmAa)

100 I have never seen a Hummer off-road, but I've seen plenty of them in the Mall parking lot. But that's America, baby! Drive what you want! Unless, of course, you're a drunken Mexican.

Posted by: Nukie at July 13, 2012 09:32 AM (OCBPC)

101 There's no such thing as a bad SUV. Only a bad SUV owner.

Posted by: Marmo at July 13, 2012 09:33 AM (QW+AD)

102 Hummer in the mall parking lot? How much?

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at July 13, 2012 09:34 AM (XZt+u)

103

Oh my:

@AlbertBrooks: They will leave the Joe Paterno statue up but they're going to have him look the other way.

h/t Y-not

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 13, 2012 09:34 AM (SUKHu)

104

a Hummer off-road

You need to be careful doing that. You can severely bruise your uvula if you aren't careful.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 13, 2012 09:34 AM (n6d6+)

105 101
--
One should always park for a hummer. it is not really safe during on or off-road driving.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 13, 2012 09:35 AM (eEfYn)

106 102 There's no such thing as a bad SUV. Only a bad SUV owner. Posted by: Marmo at July 13, 2012 01:33 PM (QW+AD) Oh you are so wrong. Over the years they have been bread for their aggressive Characteristics. They are out of control and should be illegal to own. Unless of course you are a Gov. official trained and experianced with handling them.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 13, 2012 09:36 AM (9TTOe)

107 One should always park for a hummer. it is not really safe during on or off-road driving. Posted by: RioBravo at July 13, 2012 01:35 PM (eEfYn) It is a proven fact that you see less hummers after marriage...

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 13, 2012 09:37 AM (UZQM8)

108

Yeh, I got that hash a few weeks ago with a ISP upgrade. It makes me feel special.

I may or may not have claimed that choosing your own hash is a benefit of an AoSHQ Premium membership...

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 13, 2012 09:37 AM (SUKHu)

109 With this crowd, I should have clarified a "GMC Hummer". Damn! And I KNEW better.

Posted by: Nukie at July 13, 2012 09:38 AM (OCBPC)

110 Posted by: Mama AJ at July 13, 2012 01:37 PM (SUKHu) The AoSHQ Unobtainium Membership is a great way to get Australian hash...

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 13, 2012 09:39 AM (UZQM8)

111 #107 Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny

Well, it is true that some breeds of SUV can be unpredictable and turn on you without warning.

Posted by: Marmo at July 13, 2012 09:39 AM (QW+AD)

112 Self-Driven SUVs ?

Have the EPA done enough damage to the economy ?

Posted by: Jesse Owens at July 13, 2012 09:40 AM (e8kgV)

113 howler monkeys posted again

Posted by: Dan Rather at July 13, 2012 09:40 AM (piMMO)

114 This kind of headline is a liberal twofer. Not only does it absolve the poor "undocumented immigrant" of any responsibility, but it also takes a shot at the evil gas-guzzling SUV.

Posted by: Natasha at July 13, 2012 09:41 AM (jU5uf)

115

30 My SUV waits for me every morning. Right outside, where it can see everything. Every night. All night.

---------

Does it watch you fap? Kinky!

Posted by: Anachronda at July 13, 2012 09:41 AM (FzhYM)

116 2013 SUV models:

Chevy Impaler

Toyota Decapitator

Dodge Destroyer

Ford Exsanguinator

Posted by: angler at July 13, 2012 09:42 AM (SwjAj)

117 117 2013 SUV models: Chevy Impaler Toyota Decapitator Dodge Destroyer Ford Exsanguinator Posted by: angler at July 13, 2012 01:42 PM (SwjAj) Range Rover fuck you I have enough money that I don't live by your rules.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 13, 2012 09:46 AM (9TTOe)

118 Well, SUVs are stupid trucks for redneck assholes. But that doesn't excuse the illegal aliens from killing people.

Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2012 09:49 AM (b3vSq)

119 The Gremlins are back?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 13, 2012 09:49 AM (xCxXI)

120 The Gremlins are back? Damn George Romney.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 13, 2012 10:08 AM (QupBk)

121

The system needs an overhaul. I visited a place in the Caribbean not long ago, and the locals explained to me that the system there is that if there is a car accident, BOTH people go to jail and rot for a while. And, if you kill someone with your car, it's essentially a given that their family will hunt you down and kill you in return.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 13, 2012 10:17 AM (XWFmr)

122

El Rushbo had a story line on this some time ago. It had to do with any large vehicle and especially Hummers were out killing humans all on their own. He tracked it for a while and then went on to other things as time passed.

So now we've switched from 'just' large vehicles being eeeeevil, to zombie vehicles capturing people outside the country and taking these poor victims into America where they'll be forced to work as gardeners and maids. Oh my! EEEEEVIL SUV's.

Quick, where's my black candles, the chicken, and my knife and rum? We've got to exorcise these devils - CHUPA HUMMER! CHUPA HUMMER!

Posted by: chuck in st paul at July 13, 2012 10:34 AM (EhYdw)

123 Don't know much about those illegal valedictorians, but I was the vagidictorian of my class.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 13, 2012 10:43 AM (QjSgY)

124 It's funny (not ha-ha) that when you have an important idea mentioned, suddenly so many things crop up that point back to it. Remember Zombie's Lakoff article, about leftists not mentioning anything that doesn't fit into their framework, even if it makes them look like they're denying reality that's right in front of their faces? Well, here you go. They look at a (politically protected class) engaged in an action that demands censure, and that (politically protected class) *literally* disappears from the picture. We joke about mental illness, but thinking about the mental contortions involved in this...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 13, 2012 11:03 AM (bxiXv)

125 SUVs are racists. The force the poor ~~illegals~~ undocumented saints (but not saints in a religious way) into them and them oppress and terrorize them once they are behind the wheel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2012 11:11 AM (MX8Gv)

126 I'm more afraid of self-deleting links.

Posted by: Gerry at July 13, 2012 11:43 AM (n7uye)

127 31 How in the hell can illegals afford an SUV? I can't afford an SUV. It might be because you're paying taxes.

Posted by: Buffalobob at July 13, 2012 12:49 PM (vXJxX)

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