May 17, 2012
— CAC But a kind that has me howling:
When you share grievances with Homer Simpson, it's time to re-evaluate your life.
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Posted by: EC at May 17, 2012 07:15 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 17, 2012 07:17 AM (HrBwt)
The owner should say "here's your money back, don't ever come here again".
Both party's health would be improved.
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2012 07:18 AM (YXmuI)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2012 07:18 AM (i0App)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 07:19 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Halibut at May 17, 2012 07:19 AM (YXmuI)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 17, 2012 07:19 AM (U08Mg)
Posted by: Fryin' Dutchman employee at May 17, 2012 07:19 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2012 07:21 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: clemenza at May 17, 2012 07:21 AM (Epz9+)
Posted by: catmman at May 17, 2012 11:19 AM (C8XlI)
.
Heh, in my younger days, I actually heard that.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 17, 2012 07:22 AM (HrBwt)
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 17, 2012 07:22 AM (05RcU)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 17, 2012 07:22 AM (U08Mg)
Posted by: scottst at May 17, 2012 07:22 AM (Ubyjl)
Posted by: mama winger at May 17, 2012 07:23 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: clemenza at May 17, 2012 07:24 AM (Epz9+)
Posted by: Toaster at May 17, 2012 07:24 AM (sJKFk)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 17, 2012 07:25 AM (8y9MW)
One wonders if this idiot knows how utterly stupid he looks.
I'll bet he's on that petition to remove Walker.
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 07:25 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Dang at May 17, 2012 07:25 AM (Ky1+e)
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 07:26 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Chuck's Place at May 17, 2012 07:26 AM (qhHI4)
word on the street is that Spain has gotten into the bank run game... but it's best not to talk about such things right?
Posted by: the commentor formerly known as Shoey at May 17, 2012 07:27 AM (jdOk/)
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 07:28 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: clemenza at May 17, 2012 07:29 AM (Epz9+)
Posted by: Dang at May 17, 2012 07:29 AM (Ky1+e)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 07:29 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: the commentor formerly known as Shoey
If there was a run on the banks in Wisconsin he wouldn't make. Likely stroke out and be dead before he hit the pavement. Can you imagine the cholesterol running in his veins? Hey, gimmie a cheese sandwich with extra cheese and fry it while your at it.
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 07:29 AM (iYbLN)
Fish clearly isn't brain food in this case.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 17, 2012 07:29 AM (nEUpB)
word on the street is that Spain has gotten into the bank run game... but it's best not to talk about such things right?
IT HAS BEGUN!
Everyone wave "goodbye" to the EU, as the PIIGS will end up killing it. Greece and Spain down, Portugal, Italy, and Ireland to go.
Posted by: Shang Tsung at May 17, 2012 07:29 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Tami at May 17, 2012 07:29 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Chuck's Place at May 17, 2012 07:30 AM (qhHI4)
Posted by: CAC at May 17, 2012 07:30 AM (4nBGP)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2012 07:30 AM (4q5tP)
*****
He failed the FCAT test.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 07:30 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 07:30 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: The Nose Knows at May 17, 2012 07:30 AM (XBdI0)
Posted by: MJ Looking at the Bright Side of Supporting These Losers at May 17, 2012 07:30 AM (/x4oj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 07:30 AM (UOM48)
I was guessing he was a state employee.
>>Hey, gimmie a cheese sandwich with extra cheese and fry it while your at it.
Huh? Why is that funny?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 17, 2012 07:31 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: clemenza at May 17, 2012 07:31 AM (Epz9+)
Posted by: Chuck's Place at May 17, 2012 07:32 AM (qhHI4)
Posted by: Jabba the Hut at May 17, 2012 07:32 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: Dang at May 17, 2012 07:32 AM (Ky1+e)
Fish is meat of life for my people. I have many good recipe for tasty fish dish. My recipe and many other can be found in Pow Wow Chow, now available on Amazon.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, Cherokee Gynecologist at May 17, 2012 07:32 AM (vJ9tV)
I especially love how they park diagonally in any given isle, and then try to use one of those "grabby stick" things to get an item that's about 4" out of reach.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 17, 2012 07:33 AM (Qxdfp)
talking about all the fish you want to eat becase think about it
mostly its fat guys and drunk high school guys that go to all you
want to eat places can make alot of prolbems about hey lets set
new record for who can eat most of the fish or runs away dine in
dash or barfs in the bath room great idea for a fish place idiot lol
#JusticeForMusketrell
Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at May 17, 2012 07:33 AM (+lsX1)
We were this close to the end!
Posted by: Krill at May 17, 2012 07:33 AM (YXmuI)
Very, Very, Very large.
Posted by: CAC
That's what they all say....
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 11:31 AM (iYbLN)
It's twue! It's twue!!
Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at May 17, 2012 07:34 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: CAC at May 17, 2012 11:30 AM (4nBGP)
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LOL, I was just wondering if I was doing something wrong. Also, take a look at the one at the WP. They ave to be spinning like a MF.
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 07:34 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2012 07:34 AM (eavT+)
Posted by: MJ at May 17, 2012 07:35 AM (/x4oj)
Huh? Why is that funny?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™
No offense meant to you Ms Radish.
My humblest (which aren't much) apologies.
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 07:35 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Golfy O'Dog-Gobbler at May 17, 2012 07:35 AM (XBdI0)
Posted by: Chuck's Place at May 17, 2012 07:36 AM (ShuAW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2012 07:36 AM (4q5tP)
The owner should say "here's your money back, don't ever come here again".
Both party's health would be improved.
*****
It must be painful to offer charity to someone only to have them throw it back in your face.
The man is clearly retarded.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 07:36 AM (piMMO)
Was he there from 11 a.m. til 10 p.m.?
Dude must be from the Valley in CA. An adult man saying the word "like".
Posted by: runningrn at May 17, 2012 07:36 AM (vJ9tV)
I am writing to inform you that some loser is impersonating you in public and making you look like a total retard.
Oh wait, that IS you.
Please disregard this letter.
Signed, Planet Earth
Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at May 17, 2012 07:36 AM (GBXon)
And a fish fry for scandis??? Done they put them in lie?
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 07:36 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Dang
Dang,
Charles Payne has a saying "we have the fattest poor people on the planet."
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 07:36 AM (iYbLN)
The dems will pick this up and pass a law that states all restaurants must be all you can eat. Anyone against the bill will be against the right to food.
Posted by: Jimmah at May 17, 2012 07:36 AM (UpwlP)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdwuiyO7hOU
Posted by: lorien1973 at May 17, 2012 11:34 AM (0tkqC
I clicked on the link and immediately a "win dinner with Obama" ad popped up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 07:37 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Stale N' Stool at May 17, 2012 07:37 AM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Lizzie "Lies Like Snake In the Grass" Warren at May 17, 2012 07:37 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 17, 2012 11:33 AM (Qxdfp)
I was at Costco yesterday.....saw a couple, BOTH in motorized shopping carts.
Posted by: Tami at May 17, 2012 07:38 AM (X6akg)
Protesting over the beer garden running out of beer is one thing but this, come on.
MFM did have a major breaking story though.
Posted by: sTevo at May 17, 2012 07:38 AM (uHbf2)
Posted by: alexthechick at May 17, 2012 07:39 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Tami at May 17, 2012 11:38 AM (X6akg)
How romantic. I can just see them riding off together to their appointment with the Death Panel.
Posted by: Cicero at May 17, 2012 07:39 AM (qhHI4)
Posted by: Tami at May 17, 2012 11:38 AM (X6akg)
Were they purchasing the industrial size cheesy poofs?
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 07:40 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at May 17, 2012 11:33 AM (+lsX1)
You, sir or madam, are a steely-eyed poetic genius!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 17, 2012 07:40 AM (Wqfrr)
Let's talk about his fucked-up-greasy-zit-infested skin! Probably smells like onion rings, mustard and a really wet fart.
Posted by: Dang at May 17, 2012 07:40 AM (Ky1+e)
"Delegate warns of Black youth mobs terrorizing city during holidays"
http://tinyurl.com/76cq4cj
Posted by: Hedgehog at May 17, 2012 07:40 AM (3jGS1)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 17, 2012 07:41 AM (QF8uk)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 17, 2012 07:41 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Fat Fuck of Horrors at May 17, 2012 07:41 AM (XBdI0)
Posted by: Tami at May 17, 2012 11:38 AM (X6akg)
LOL, wifey and I stopped at the WalMart oj the way back from the city last Tues to get some groceries. I nearly choked after I walked in.
There was a couple there on those motorized carts who I swear hung over the sides to almost touching the floor.
Soon I noticed the who grocery side of the store was like. I asked wifey if they had sent out SNAP cards today.
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 07:41 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Cicero at May 17, 2012 11:39 AM (qhHI4)
I just hope it's not too strenuous for them to reach out and hold each other's hand.
Posted by: Tami at May 17, 2012 07:41 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Dang at May 17, 2012 11:40 AM (Ky1+e)
Well now.
I won't be needing lunch today, I think... x_x
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at May 17, 2012 07:41 AM (xkETT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 07:42 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 17, 2012 07:42 AM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Have Blue at May 17, 2012 07:42 AM (0dPUM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 07:43 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Cicero at May 17, 2012 11:39 AM (qhHI4)
I just hope it's not too strenuous for them to reach out and hold each other's hand.
Posted by: Tami
It reminds of that dating site parody called "Lowered Expectations."
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 07:43 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 17, 2012 11:42 AM (DGIjM)
Mmmm. Jumbo Shrimp.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 17, 2012 07:44 AM (qhHI4)
Posted by: Toaster at May 17, 2012 07:44 AM (sJKFk)
He thinks that an "All You Can Eat" buffet which decides to cut him off is "false advertising." I'd say he's probably one of the 23 million, IYKWIM.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 17, 2012 07:45 AM (8y9MW)
At 2:00 - 2:03, his melon head is so big he cant fasten the strap on his ballcap.
And why did the TV station do a live remote in front of a darkened, closed restaurant? I thought live remotes worked best when there is actual action going on, like a fire.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2012 07:45 AM (4q5tP)
Huh? I'm in! Wait - I thought you said "fresh food desserts." And by fresh food, I mean hot out of the frier. And when I say "food", I'm thinking "fat." Fat and sugar. But mostly fat.
Posted by: Dang at May 17, 2012 07:45 AM (Ky1+e)
Posted by: Megan McCain at May 17, 2012 07:45 AM (/x4oj)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 17, 2012 07:45 AM (DGIjM)
The first time I visted my in-laws in Arkansas after they retired there my husband and I took a trip to the local Wally World. I didn't realize it was the first of the month. I was horrified. I actually saw a woman with one tooth and a beard. I told my mother in-law and she informed me that the people come in from mountains when they get their checks. Yikes!
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 07:45 AM (iYbLN)
****
I had to go back and listen again.
What is that?!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 07:45 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 07:46 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: runningrn at May 17, 2012 07:46 AM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp
I dunno. Got anything to eat?
Posted by: This guy at May 17, 2012 07:46 AM (Ky1+e)
I have fer albums. I feel old.
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 07:46 AM (iYbLN)
======
Ya, sounded like a hog dere.
Posted by: mama winger at May 17, 2012 07:47 AM (P6QsQ)
That was Mrs. Width.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 17, 2012 07:47 AM (qhHI4)
Posted by: Zombie Burgess Meridith at May 17, 2012 07:48 AM (QROim)
Posted by: clemenza at May 17, 2012 07:48 AM (Epz9+)
In the bathtub
With the blues
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2012 11:46 AM (KXm42)
Two jowls up!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2012 07:48 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: MJ at May 17, 2012 07:48 AM (/x4oj)
There isn't a sharp edge or point anywhere on this guy. Ovoids all the way, baby.
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2012 07:49 AM (YXmuI)
"Bu-bu-bu but you said all-you-can-eat, you said it. It's there on dat sign!"
Here you go; all you can eat ashtrays. Fuck you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 17, 2012 07:49 AM (ebPtk)
Posted by: Cicero at May 17, 2012 07:49 AM (qhHI4)
Heh, I'm sure it's a truck, but @1:35 there's a background sound like a pig or a walrus grunting.
That was Mrs. Width.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 17, 2012 11:47 AM (qhHI4)
First name "Butter Face". AKA Mrs. Butter Wirth.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 17, 2012 07:49 AM (Wqfrr)
Wow, that's very sad! R.I.P. Donna Summer. I use to love going to a roller skating rink in DE, "Spinning Wheels". They use to play some Donna Summer songs. I have them on my running iPod.
Posted by: runningrn at May 17, 2012 07:49 AM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: starbuck at May 17, 2012 11:46 AM (uHbf2)
--The dude is like a human shmoo.
(Link in nick)
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 07:50 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: mama winger at May 17, 2012 07:50 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 17, 2012 07:50 AM (Wqfrr)
****
She was a born-again Christian and left behind some of her older music. Remember "Love to Love You, Baby"?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 07:50 AM (piMMO)
I'm not a fan of buffets, but the 11-12 year-old kid who licked the glass put me off forever.
And he was a fat little fucker, too.
Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 07:50 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 17, 2012 07:50 AM (Wqfrr)
Everyone else in the entire place was well over 300 pounds, every single one. And the people next to us kept smacking their lips loudly as they ate piles of fried chicken.
We ate one plate and left. My husband went on a diet the next day. And the place went out of business about 6 months later. I think those overweight people have some sort of radar where they find restaurants like that.
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 17, 2012 07:50 AM (GoIUi)
@127 - PEOPLE OF WALMART isn't a joke. It's a commentary.
Exit Question: One time I went to Wal-Mart, and saw no "People of Wal-Mart" candidates. Did that mean it was me?
Posted by: reason at May 17, 2012 07:50 AM (L51+P)
****
Can I help it if I get a little excited around sea food?
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 17, 2012 07:50 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Cicero
Look mama - clown teeth!
Posted by: This guy at May 17, 2012 07:51 AM (Ky1+e)
(Link in nick)
*****
That is very, very disturbing.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 07:52 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 17, 2012 07:52 AM (05RcU)
Posted by: Hedgehog at May 17, 2012 07:53 AM (3jGS1)
Go back and listen again. He's farting. It's how hippos mark their territory.
Posted by: Dang at May 17, 2012 07:53 AM (Ky1+e)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 17, 2012 07:53 AM (HethX)
Back when I was poor in Sacramento we would dig up $3 each and go the the all you can eat place until we became regulars. One day, as we were sitting trying to let some food digest before going back up one of us complained about that days gambling at the track. His voice was slightly elevated but nothing which would disturb anyone and lasted for one sentence.
The manager came over and informed us that there are no outbursts allowed in the restaurant and banned us. We knew we were banned for breaking the unspoken rules, and not the manufactured rule. Didn't think of picketing though.
Posted by: Jimmah at May 17, 2012 07:53 AM (UpwlP)
Posted by: One-Toothed Bearded Lady at May 17, 2012 07:53 AM (XBdI0)
Independence card? Oooh, the irony, it burns.
Posted by: Cicero at May 17, 2012 07:54 AM (qhHI4)
We used to have a monthly "pig-out" at work. It had to be an all-you-can-eat buffet. Souplantation was pretty popular. You could stuff yourself and still believe that it was healthy for you because of the lack of fat. We became rather discriminating of Chinese buffets.
Posted by: Jimbo at May 17, 2012 07:54 AM (O3R/2)
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 07:54 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Cicero
Look mama - clown teeth!
*****
Then he's going to be ecstatic when he takes his next bowel movement.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 07:54 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: thunderb at May 17, 2012 07:54 AM (Dnbau)
It does seem that it's ever harder to keep an all-you-can-eat buffet in business. Some seem to survive (Chinese buffets, for example. Also Cici's and Golden Corral for some reason), but most don't.
Ironically, that's probably a sign people are sharing drinks, not that they're eating too much.
The problem of the guy who just eats and eats and eats is that you have to shut down your buffet for a while every day. You have to clean the surfaces and perform other maintenance.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 17, 2012 07:54 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: One-Toothed Bearded Lady at May 17, 2012 07:54 AM (XBdI0)
This guy has inspired me to eat healthy...I just ordered a Chicken Ceasar salad...with a side of 2 vegetable slices and zucchinni sticks.
**
And a diet Coke.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2012 07:54 AM (eavT+)
She was a born-again Christian and left behind some of her older music. Remember "Love to Love You, Baby"?
For a 14 yo, it was like catnip. Entranced, enthralled. Didn't know those sweet little teenyboppers would some day make sounds like that.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2012 07:55 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Hedgehog
Oh, the irony. Weapons grade irony. It hurts.
Posted by: Dang at May 17, 2012 07:55 AM (Ky1+e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 17, 2012 07:55 AM (noo6E)
Wow, that's very sad! R.I.P. Donna Summer. I use to love going to a roller skating rink in DE, "Spinning Wheels". They use to play some Donna Summer songs. I have them on my running iPod.
Posted by: runningrn
runninrn,
I have the same memories. She could belt out a song.
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 07:55 AM (iYbLN)
Sign me up, no nascar please.
Posted by: sTevo at May 17, 2012 07:56 AM (uHbf2)
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 17, 2012 07:56 AM (05RcU)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 11:52 AM (piMMO)
--Is not this kind of prophetic?
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 07:57 AM (ykSKg)
My mom had a name for most places like this. They weren't "all you can eat." They were "all you care to eat."
As in, "after seeing the spiders lurking in the salad bar, I don't care to eat any more."
Posted by: reason at May 17, 2012 07:58 AM (L51+P)
Posted by: Cicero
Look mama - clown teeth!
*****
Then he's going to be ecstatic when he takes his next bowel movement.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
(Three weeks later) Look mama - circus slugs!
Posted by: This guy at May 17, 2012 07:58 AM (Ky1+e)
Posted by: mama winger at May 17, 2012 07:59 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 17, 2012 11:56 AM (05RcU)
Seriously? Only the Queen of disco. Now, get off my lawn!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2012 07:59 AM (4q5tP)
When our son and his fellow U. S. Marines were doing pre-deployment training with the Brits, the Brits would save their beers until the end of the week and drink them all at once (while our guys glared at them).
Then they'd open glow sticks and swallow the contents.
Their pee glowed in the dark, much to the awe of our guys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 07:59 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 08:00 AM (ykSKg)
Off Topic - Drudge blasts on headline that Donna Summer is Dead. Umm, no disrespect, but why is that a headline with flashing lights?
She was the ultimate Queen of Disco, hence the strobe/disco ball light effect.
Posted by: runningrn at May 17, 2012 08:00 AM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: dogfish at May 17, 2012 08:00 AM (N2yhW)
Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at May 17, 2012 08:00 AM (ZHge+)
Yes, it's my last chance for romance tonight......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG07rYStCjw
RIP Ms. Summer
Posted by: mama winger at May 17, 2012 08:01 AM (P6QsQ)
When our son and his fellow U. S. Marines were doing pre-deployment training with the Brits, the Brits would save their beers until the end of the week and drink them all at once (while our guys glared at them).
The Brit sailors used to do this with their rum ration back in the day.
The officers' way of preventing it was to water it down a bit, forcing them to drink it before it goes bad, thus inventing grog.
Posted by: Shang Tsung at May 17, 2012 08:01 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 11:59 AM (piMMO)
Bless you, sir. I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2012 08:01 AM (4q5tP)
**
And a diet Coke.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2012 11:54 AM (eavT+)
--Know what I love? The 99-cent chicken Caesar wraps at Wendy's. Not 100% healthy, but a bargain and better than a greaseburger.
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 08:01 AM (ykSKg)
But a large map is coming later today.
Very, Very, Very large.
Posted by: CAC at May 17, 2012 11:30 AM (4nBGP)
Hopefully in plaid. I want plaid maps.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 17, 2012 08:01 AM (xDqit)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 17, 2012 08:02 AM (XBdI0)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 17, 2012 08:02 AM (tf9Ne)
I bet she paid with an independence card too...
Independence card, snort! The irony there is rich!
Posted by: runningrn at May 17, 2012 08:02 AM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 08:02 AM (iYbLN)
I replied:
They took the whole Indian Nation
And locked us on this reservation
And though I wear a shirt and tie
IÂ’m still a red (wo)man deep inside
He,he,he,he.
Posted by: jimmuy at May 17, 2012 08:02 AM (kSaUf)
OMG.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 08:03 AM (UOM48)
"The problem of the guy who just eats and eats and eats is that you have to shut down your buffet for a while every day. You have to clean the surfaces and perform other maintenance."
There's a great Chinese buffet near us that we'll go to from time to time. Kinda spendy, so not too often. They enforce this by having an hour in the middle of the afternoon that they formally "close." Hours are (whatever) to 3:00 and 4:00 - (whatever). Good thinking.
In college, the cafeteria was all-day service. There were a couple of Saturdays where a group of us would go in for lunch, eat / talk / study / snack all afternoon clear into dinner service.
Posted by: reason at May 17, 2012 08:03 AM (L51+P)
We stopped going the day we saw this tubby broad in front of us peeing on the floor as she served herself from the buffet.
Hey! You really can't blame her! You know how long those lines get! She didn't want to lose her place by going to the restroom.
Posted by: runningrn at May 17, 2012 08:03 AM (vJ9tV)
Noise. Probably. It's so far an outlier from other polls, that it almost can't be credible.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 17, 2012 08:03 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 08:04 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: runninrebel
There was something that used to keep all that in check. What was it called again... ? Oh yeah, shame.
But really, what's the worst that can happen when a lazy, fat-assed sloth of a man complains in front of tv cameras about getting a meal for free? Other than the guy going to hell.
Posted by: Dang at May 17, 2012 08:04 AM (Ky1+e)
Posted by: thunderb at May 17, 2012 08:04 AM (Dnbau)
That's what I thought...
Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at May 17, 2012 08:04 AM (ZHge+)
"OT/ But what do you make of the Fox poll that has Obama up 7 over Romney? What is that all about?"
Typo?
Posted by: reason at May 17, 2012 08:05 AM (L51+P)
Last Dance
Yes, it's my last chance for romance tonight......
My favorite Donna Summer song. I also like "Heaven Knows" a lot.
Posted by: runningrn at May 17, 2012 08:05 AM (vJ9tV)
Noise. Probably. It's so far an outlier from other polls, that it almost can't be credible.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 17, 2012 12:03 PM (8y9MW)
All polls are meaningless right now, but even later down the road those "nationwide" polls will still be meaningless.
We do not elect Presidents on a nationwide vote. The ones that matter are the State by State ones like what CAC is doing.
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 08:05 AM (YdQQY)
Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 08:05 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 17, 2012 12:01 PM (xDqit)
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I can haz paisley maps???
Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2012 08:06 AM (eavT+)
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 08:06 AM (iYbLN)
Earlier this week he was interviewed and asked why he just doesn't just stop going to the restaurant and his response was they have very good pizza.
Posted by: H Badger at May 17, 2012 08:06 AM (n/0Nw)
Sounds like a badly skewed sample someone tried to statistically adjust and their secret sauce wasn't right.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 17, 2012 08:07 AM (NB3uD)
Hey! You really can't blame her! You know how long those lines get! She didn't want to lose her place by going to the restroom.
Posted by: runningrn at May 17, 2012 12:03 PM (vJ9tV)
--Have you heard that some people (and not just fatties) wear adult diapers in casinos so they don't lose their seat at their "lucky" machine? No joke.
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 08:07 AM (ykSKg)
Agreed. The nationwide polls, at best, indicate "momentum." What's important is the state-by-state breakdown. If Obama is getting 88% of the vote in CA and NY, that really skews the "nationwide" results, but doesn't indicate anything, really.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 17, 2012 08:07 AM (8y9MW)
Hopefully in plaid. I want plaid maps.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 17, 2012 12:01 PM (xDqit)
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I can haz paisley maps???
Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2012 12:06 PM (eavT+)
Nah. Plaid....to match CAC's shorts. 
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 17, 2012 08:07 AM (xDqit)
You could put a Walmart in Beverly Hills and find Walmart people inside. They just kind of come with the building.
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2012 08:07 AM (KXm42)
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Disco was fun. Just sheer dancin' fool fun.
Posted by: mama winger at May 17, 2012 08:07 AM (P6QsQ)
Jane,
Last Dance was always the last song of the night. Everyone just grabbed someone and danced. Good times.
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 08:07 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: thunderb at May 17, 2012 08:07 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Sherlock at May 17, 2012 08:07 AM (6Ic56)
Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 12:05 PM (UOM4
Remember when artists actually did sing and had talent?
MTV and autotune has ruined the music buisness.
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 08:08 AM (YdQQY)
Mr. Chin, chef/owner of May's, banning customer hogging several batches of crab rangoon before other customers could have any at the buffet.
Posted by: Stephen Hero at May 17, 2012 08:08 AM (lpWVn)
Seriously, I bet they ate 200 shrimp! They had piles of shells and you could HEAR them eating.
We got the giggles. One of the funniest things ever! (And they were chubby, too.)
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 17, 2012 08:08 AM (GoIUi)
Disgusting isn't only for bufetts. My first job at 14yrs old was a pizza restaurant washing dishes. The two sons were the cooks but were lazy so they were "teaching" me to cook so they could lounge in the back room.
A bully who had bothered me from junior high came in with his family for some pizza so I told the sons I'd make this one, they vacated to the back room. I took the pizza dough into their filthy bathroom, kicked it around the floor until it was black speckled. Made the pizza and watched them eat it.
Posted by: Jimmah at May 17, 2012 08:08 AM (UpwlP)
But perhaps I am a humorless poop. RIP Ms Summers.
*****
I think it warrants a headline because she, along with the Bee Gees, were the living embodiment of an entire era.
As much as people mocked disco, there was a helluva lot of fun going on back before AIDS showed up on the scene. The music wasn't heavy, which was something following the Vietnam era, and America was dancing her ass off.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 08:08 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 17, 2012 08:08 AM (DGIjM)
Last Dance was always the last song of the night. Everyone just grabbed someone and danced. Good times.
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 12:07 PM (iYbLN
Yes. And I had an entire wardrobe of cute clubbing dresses. Good times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 08:08 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2012 08:08 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Lionel Hutz at May 17, 2012 08:09 AM (NG097)
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2012 12:07 PM (KXm42)
I think they import them from Bentonville, AR
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 08:10 AM (YdQQY)
"Then they'd open glow sticks and swallow the contents.
Their pee glowed in the dark, much to the awe of our guys."
BONUS: In 30 years when they get cancer from this, they won't need to drink the barium marker...
Posted by: reason at May 17, 2012 08:10 AM (L51+P)
In more ways than one..
Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at May 17, 2012 08:10 AM (ZHge+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Hah! So did I, and I looked fabulous!!!
Everyone dressed up.
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 08:10 AM (iYbLN)
We stopped going the day we saw this tubby broad in front of us peeing on the floor as she served herself from the buffet<<<<
I used to own a fine dining restaurant. Critical success, commercial failure. A year after I closed, Pancho's reopened after being destroyed in Hurricane Katrina a couple of miles away.
There were 500 people waiting in line on opening day.
Fucking disgusting slop. The one time I ate there, I couldn't even get out the door before the diarrhea started. I almost beshitted my britches in that place, and I don't think anyone would have noticed, or stopped pounding calories into their disgusting suckholes even if they did.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 17, 2012 08:11 AM (nHMBg)
Posted by: thunderb at May 17, 2012 08:11 AM (Dnbau)
wiki: they had two distinct periods of exceptional success: as a pop act in the late 1960s/early 1970s, and as prominent performers of the disco music era in the late 1970s. The group sang three-part tight harmonies that were instantly recognizable
Posted by: Stephen Hero at May 17, 2012 08:11 AM (lpWVn)
--Have you heard that some people (and not just fatties) wear adult diapers in casinos so they don't lose their seat at their "lucky" machine? No joke.
What the eff! Do you have a problem with that?!! Sometimes, life comes at you fast and you have urgent things to take care of! I certainly didn't have time to make multiple pitstops while driving from Houston to Orlando. You should never judge a woman until you've sat 900 miles in her Depends...
Posted by: Lisa Nowak at May 17, 2012 08:11 AM (vJ9tV)
A friend who worked as a waiter told me Visine eye drops cause nausea/vomiting and that's how they got rid of problem customers where he worked.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 17, 2012 08:11 AM (NB3uD)
Everyone dressed up.
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 12:10 PM (iYbLN)
That's so true. Fun, relatively innocent times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 08:12 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 12:08 PM (piMMO)
True, the 80s and disco were the last gasp of the music industry before they collapsed. My daughter and I still get together every now and then and watch Xanadu with ONJ and ELO.
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 08:12 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: mama winger at May 17, 2012 08:13 AM (P6QsQ)
Jeff, you live in BR or elsewhere in the Gulf Coast area?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 17, 2012 08:13 AM (e0xKF)
Been to the Scotch and Sirloin many times, NGU--it was across from the campus (SUNY Binghamton, formerly Harpur U). Fair steak, bar scotch and the college kids ruined it all.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 17, 2012 08:13 AM (SAMxH)
Posted by: thunderb at May 17, 2012 08:14 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: thunderb at May 17, 2012 12:11 PM (Dnbau)
He gets a pass. Fuel tank for a love machine and the cabinet for that voice.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2012 08:14 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 17, 2012 08:14 AM (QF8uk)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 17, 2012 08:15 AM (DGIjM)
Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at May 17, 2012 08:15 AM (ZHge+)
Posted by: mama winger at May 17, 2012 12:13 PM (P6QsQ
Heh. When D'oh Boy was a toddler I'd put on the BeeGees and we'd dance together.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 08:15 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 17, 2012 08:15 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: runningrn at May 17, 2012 08:15 AM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 11:30 AM (UOM4
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God, I HATE those fuckers. Seriously. Like, deep, flaming hatred. There are ACTUAL handicapped people who need those, fatass. And it's not like you couldn't stand to walk up a few aisles.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 17, 2012 08:15 AM (CVVhG)
Posted by: Retread at May 17, 2012 08:16 AM (joSBv)
The dancing really was fun, and some people were really really good. I had forgotten that. Men dressed up too. sigh.
That is also the era of bad men's cologne. And lots of it!
Posted by: runningrn at May 17, 2012 08:17 AM (vJ9tV)
Fox is beginning to really piss me off.
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 08:17 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 08:17 AM (UOM48)
Bob Dylan is waaaaay before my time.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 17, 2012 08:17 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Jimbo at May 17, 2012 08:17 AM (O3R/2)
****
I've posted several time abut my love of the Bee Gees, and nobody ever seems to want to jump on that bandwagon.
Massachusetts is a great song and now, 30 years after they were over-played on every station in the country, their disco stuff sounds really good too.
Check this out: http://bit.ly/JiMCBl
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 08:18 AM (piMMO)
Robin just came out of a coma. Cancer, I forget which part.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 17, 2012 08:18 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: mama winger
In honor of Ms. Summer I shall put the top down on the convertible and blast her songs all the way home while singing incredibly off tune.
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 08:18 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 17, 2012 08:19 AM (nHMBg)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 17, 2012 08:19 AM (DGIjM)
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Robin. He doesn't have much longer. Maurice died a few years ago.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 08:19 AM (piMMO)
Have the CD around here somewhere.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 08:19 AM (UOM48)
Heather,
I believe it's liver cancer. I can't believe he came out of coma.
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 08:19 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: thunderb at May 17, 2012 08:20 AM (Dnbau)
I was in elementary school during the disco days. I'm sure I laughed and mocked all of you at the time.
**
You old FARTS!!!!!
Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2012 08:20 AM (eavT+)
Thin people are becoming downright nasty bullies in their ignorance, too. I wonder if there's a connection?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 17, 2012 08:20 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 08:20 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 12:10 PM (YdQQY)
Bentonville ran out of those people decades ago. It is a nice area now.
Posted by: Grim at May 17, 2012 08:21 AM (gyNYk)
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 08:21 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 17, 2012 11:49 AM (ebPtk)
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Laughed out loud. In a meeting. With my boss.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 17, 2012 08:21 AM (CVVhG)
Yeah...they were throwing around the word "miracle" on Cousin Brucie's show and I'm pretty sure it wasn't hyperbole.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 17, 2012 08:22 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Toaster at May 17, 2012 08:22 AM (sJKFk)
**
You old FARTS!!!!!
Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2012 12:20 PM (eavT+)
I had already done 7 years in the Navy and been at work here for a decade.
Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 08:23 AM (YdQQY)
I love pre disco BeeGees as well. "I Started a Joke" chokes me up every time I hear it.
**sniff**sniff**
Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2012 08:24 AM (eavT+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 08:24 AM (UOM48)
EoJ - no wonder you're such a salty curse-monger!
Panchos is the textbook definition of "quantity over quality." My brother-in-law insists that he go eat there every time he's in town (apparently they don't have one where he lives). I went once. It was hideous. Even the taquitos were "wrong." How in the fuck do you screw up taquitos that you didn't even make on-site, but bought frozen and only have to fry 'n serve? HOW?
Then again, I can't judge too harshly. I will eat my freaking WEIGHT in Jack in the Box tacos. Eat. My. Weight.
Posted by: reason at May 17, 2012 08:24 AM (F26eZ)
Not a Bee Gee fan.
Brian Wilson falsetto = superb
Bee Gee falsetto = squeak on a chalkboard
Your mileage may vary
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2012 08:25 AM (4q5tP)
http://is.gd/BwMwBv
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 17, 2012 08:25 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 08:26 AM (ykSKg)
Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 12:23 PM (YdQQY)
**
Bet you had a bad ass leisure suit.
Heheh..."Leisure Suit Vic"
Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2012 08:26 AM (eavT+)
Usually, yes. I avoid anything all-you-can-eat except for the Brazilian BBQ places where they walk around with a variety of meats. I put down about 3 to 4lbs of meat. The cheap ones are $32 or so and the better quality places run north of $50.
Posted by: runninrebel at May 17, 2012 12:21 PM (N/1Dm
We went to an excellent place like that in Atlanta a few years ago, when my husband was into Atkins. I don't get my money's worth at a place like that. I mainly ate the salads, after one small piece of meat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 08:26 AM (UOM48)
****
Did you ever here the story of how the song was written?
They were crossing a bridge and the sounds the tires make as they cross the breaks in the road inspired the rhythm in the song.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 08:26 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 17, 2012 08:28 AM (DGIjM)
I'm not down on people who are overweight, hell I am overweight. What I m down on his people who hang off both sides of a motorized shopping cart and are wider than my 55" TV.
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 08:28 AM (YdQQY)
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The first taco I ever ate was at a JIB. They were here in the Jax area in the 70s and then suddenly disappeared.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 08:28 AM (piMMO)
OK, I am seriously disgusted about the idea of someone peeing while at a buffet.
I used to love the cafeteria style restaurants like Wyatt's, and Firs, and Luby's in Texas. But, they weren't really "all you can eat" places. The fried chicken at Luby's used to be so good. And Wyatt's had the best macaroni and cheese ever.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2012 08:28 AM (RZ8pf)
Mitt Romney's campaign says it wants no part of a plan by Republican strategists to attack President Obama by highlighting his ties to pastor Jeremiah Wright.
"It’s clear President Obama’s team is running a campaign of character assassination," said Romney Campaign Manager Matt Rhoades. "We repudiate any efforts on our side to do so.”
Sigh
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 17, 2012 08:28 AM (mFxQX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 08:28 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 17, 2012 08:29 AM (DGIjM)
I used to love the cafeteria style restaurants like Wyatt's, and Firs, and Luby's in Texas. But, they weren't really "all you can eat" places. The fried chicken at Luby's used to be so good. And Wyatt's had the best macaroni and cheese ever.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2012 12:28 PM (RZ8pf)
--I like Luby's too!
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 08:30 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: thunderb at May 17, 2012 08:30 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 12:28 PM (UOM4
Probably went to MacArthur Park looking for a cake.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2012 08:30 AM (4q5tP)
It's meaty meatiness perfected. Shit I'm hungry now.
Posted by: Hedgehog at May 17, 2012 08:30 AM (3jGS1)
Heheh..."Leisure Suit Vic"
Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2012 12:26 PM (eavT+)
LOL, I played and owned every issue of that game.
But, I never owned a leisure suit. I had a nice double breasted 3 pc suit and a nice regular great grey suit made in Hong Kong when I was there and wore those until the late 80s by which time I had eat myself out of them.
But I didn't drag the ground when riding a golf cart.
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 08:31 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 08:31 AM (ykSKg)
My favorite Donna Summer song was the theme from Mahagony, but that's just because we got to sing it for a school concert in elementary school so it has stuck with me ever since.
And all this talk of roller rinks makes me nostalgic. The feeling in them these days isn't like it was when I was a kid.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2012 08:32 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Dagny at May 17, 2012 08:32 AM (mFIbw)
D*mn it, Mitt! The Presidency is about character. The election may be about the Economy- but Character matters, too. If people believe he's of good character (which you basically just said he is, idiot), then they'll be at least a little more willing to give him a pass on his miserable failures.
Also, highlighting the truth which was hidden in 2008 is not "character assassination" it's "vetting."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 17, 2012 08:32 AM (8y9MW)
329 -
I wouldn't sweat it. Sorta like Capt. Louie Renault repudiating the gambling going on at Rick's place.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2012 08:32 AM (TOk1P)
This people piss me off to no end.
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 08:32 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 12:21 PM (ykSKg)
**
That was brutal...the guidos were unbearable assholes. Got into alotta brawls. And the miserable eeyores of the 90's grunge fad were just as insufferable. Loved alot of the grunge music though esp. Alice in Chains.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2012 08:32 AM (eavT+)
Have the CD around here somewhere.
****
The double-album of their greatest hit which was released about 10 or 12 years ago is fantastic.
My daughter used to watch their PBS concert over and over.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 08:32 AM (piMMO)
"Where is Ace? Dancing to his Donna Summers CD?"
I thought that was part of every morning's routine. Just after "blow dry my back hair," but immediately before "burn my breakfast (again!)"
Posted by: reason at May 17, 2012 08:33 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 17, 2012 08:34 AM (HethX)
Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 17, 2012 08:34 AM (snRY5)
Posted by: thunderb at May 17, 2012 12:30 PM (Dnbau)
I completely understand. I don't think for a SECOND he wouldn't blame the SEALs if the OBL raid had gone to hell. I also think - and this is the cynic in me - that he's asked his staff/the JCs to find people for him to decorate.
I can't imagine ever being decorated by Obama. Ever. It could be for single-handedly taking out seventeen machine gun nests with a twinkie and a thimble, but I wouldn't want his fingers on it. I'd feel tainted.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 17, 2012 08:34 AM (CVVhG)
I need to stay away from the free drink refills. Love my Sprite, got a very serious addiction to it.
Posted by: NC Ref at May 17, 2012 08:35 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: RM at May 17, 2012 08:35 AM (TRsME)
I'm sorry, but I can't eat at a place that sounds like it should be working on my car.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 17, 2012 08:35 AM (8y9MW)
... used to be a blog here.
Posted by: the commentor formerly known as Shoey at May 17, 2012 12:33 PM (jdOk/)
Nah, it's all about the comments now.
Posted by: Hedgehog at May 17, 2012 08:35 AM (3jGS1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 08:36 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 17, 2012 08:37 AM (8y9MW)
This people piss me off to no end.
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 12:32 PM (iYbLN)
--Is it true that if you have gastric bypass you can only have certain kinds of booze? Like those low on complex carbs? I think I heard something about that.
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 08:37 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 17, 2012 08:37 AM (snRY5)
With the Obama campaign and economy imploding ahead of schedule, I think Ace is taking a "strategic pause". When the unexpected happens, you need to reevaluate.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 17, 2012 08:37 AM (NB3uD)
Every Veteran's Day they opened their doors for free to veteran's, and the line would be out the door.
Outside of a military base is probably the only place where you will see people in excellent physical condition, in BDUs (or whatever they call them these days) and disgustingly filthy from coming out of the field.
They never said a word about it, and at the time, it never occurred to me that there was anything wrong with it.
Ah, to be young and badass again.
Posted by: Feynmangroupie at May 17, 2012 08:37 AM (oI744)
Posted by: Dagny at May 17, 2012 08:38 AM (mFIbw)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 17, 2012 08:38 AM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2012 08:38 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2012 12:28 PM (UOM4
Probably went to MacArthur Park looking for a cake. Posted by: Count de Monet
Alas, it was left out in the rain....
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 08:38 AM (iYbLN)
Dagny, because it is yummy! My favorite jello is orange jello with mandarin oranges stirred in, then spread it in a pan and top with cool whip and chopped pecans.
but I also like strawberry pretzel jello salad.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2012 08:39 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 17, 2012 08:39 AM (oipCQ)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 17, 2012 12:37 PM (CVVhG)
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 08:39 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Dagny at May 17, 2012 12:32 PM (mFIbw)
Hello? Five Guys....
Posted by: Mister Obvious at May 17, 2012 08:39 AM (Seykp)
Talk like that will get you excommunicated from the Lutheran church.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 17, 2012 08:40 AM (SY2Kh)
I like strawberry's, pretzels, jello, and salad. It never occurred to me to mix them together.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 17, 2012 08:40 AM (NB3uD)
What an ungrateful piece of shit.
Posted by: gulfkraken at May 17, 2012 08:41 AM (WBfjO)
My dad, my husband, and all my kids love jello. I never have understood it, sorry. When they come out with chocolate, let me know.
Posted by: Dagny at May 17, 2012 08:41 AM (mFIbw)
Last dance, last chance..for love
Yes it's my last chance for romance tonight
I need you...by me...beside me...to guide me
To hold me...console me..
"Cause when I'm mad I'm so so bad...
RIP Donna :_(
From a certified 1979 Disco Queen
Posted by: rockmom at May 17, 2012 08:41 AM (qE3AR)
Posted by: Dagny at May 17, 2012 12:32 PM (mFIbw)Hello? Five Guys....
Barry and Bawney Fwank went there for lunch the other day. They left disappointed, mumbling something about false advertising.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 17, 2012 08:41 AM (e0xKF)
#ObamaYachtNames: The Stash
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 17, 2012 12:37 PM (CVVhG)
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 12:39 PM (ykSKg)
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I mean, that's what a boat is. Boat (noun). A circular hole in the water into which one pours money.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 17, 2012 08:41 AM (CVVhG)
awesome.
Its not an all you can eat but the portions are so huge.. I cant imagine anyone wanting more..
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 17, 2012 12:38 PM (DGIjM)
--Boston Market is the closest to a national cafeteria chain. There are none I know of here, but there's a local chain called Salisbury House that is pretty good, and some are open super late.
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 08:42 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 12:36 PM (iYbLN)
LOL, well I was in pretty good shape up until I got my license and moved to the control room. That coincided with going past 30 and that's when you start putting it on. Lower exercise and lower metabolism.
And here we are talking about people over eating and I have one of those over-sized Zero bars left from Tuesday sitting next to me begging to be eaten.
Its only 400 calories for one stinking candy bar.
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2012 08:42 AM (YdQQY)
Rep James Clyburn says there is no debt crisis.
It's all just a distraction to keep us from talking about "job creation."
Posted by: Piers Soothsayer at May 17, 2012 08:43 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 17, 2012 08:43 AM (snRY5)
You know what Boat stands for right? Bust Out Another Thousand....
Posted by: NC Ref at May 17, 2012 08:43 AM (/izg2)
Jim Treacher @jtLOL
.@DavidAxelrod says: "Why can't you be more like the guy we beat last time? It's not FAIR!!!"
@davidaxelrod
Stunning! Will Mitt stand up, as John McCaln did? Or allow the purveyors of slime to operate on his behalf? nyti.ms/JQguCx
The word must be going out to Obama's social media team, because they're claiming that we're not funny and our hash tags are "lame"
Posted by: kbdabear at May 17, 2012 08:44 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 17, 2012 08:44 AM (uAfus)
Posted by: NC Ref at May 17, 2012 12:43 PM (/izg2)
I've actually never heard that. Genius.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 17, 2012 08:45 AM (CVVhG)
Posted by: thunderb at May 17, 2012 08:45 AM (Dnbau)
Wait, "Our" hash tags? You mean, the ones we hijack from them?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 17, 2012 08:45 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Dagny at May 17, 2012 08:45 AM (mFIbw)
but I also like strawberry pretzel jello salad. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle
PGiS,
You are sooooo Protestant. Do you water down the Koolaid too?
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 08:46 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 17, 2012 08:46 AM (U08Mg)
*****
A hometown band.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 08:46 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 17, 2012 12:44 PM (Y+DPZ)
--Has LOLGOP shown up again?
Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2012 08:47 AM (ykSKg)
*****
Very, very smart. He looks like he's above the fray while still managing to convey that there is something out there about Wright and Obama. HE just isn't going to talk about it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 17, 2012 08:49 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: thunderb at May 17, 2012 08:50 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Dagny at May 17, 2012 08:50 AM (mFIbw)
Posted by: mpfs at May 17, 2012 08:50 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: LaZrtx at May 17, 2012 08:51 AM (bK81x)
Posted by: Jimbo at May 17, 2012 08:52 AM (O3R/2)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 17, 2012 08:53 AM (9XXaj)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2012 08:53 AM (RZ8pf)
Don't forget the "Angel Flight" polyester slacks...Yes it was GLORIOUS!
Posted by: Travolta at May 17, 2012 08:55 AM (hxLER)
Posted by: Jimbo at May 17, 2012 08:55 AM (O3R/2)
mpfs, I haven't drank the kool-aid in a long time!
I confess, there never were many jello dishes at the Episcopal potlucks I went to growing up. But, the church I went to was the country club set and I don't think any of them allowed jello in their houses.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2012 08:57 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2012 01:14 PM (7W3wI)
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