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January 22, 2012

NFC Title Game, 49ers and Giants
— Dave in Texas

Editorial Correction [ace]: Dave posted a Niners cheerleaders pic. I had to step in and swap it out. I'm a rationalist but I believe in jinxes. The Giants girl is workin' for me.

I think this is the same girl from last week.

It appears there is no hideous birthmark on her abdomen, Flaw-Spotters. False alarm on that one.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 02:31 PM | Comments (757)
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1 sweet

Posted by: rooting for baby manning at January 22, 2012 02:30 PM (KScRo)

2 Go San Fran.

Posted by: Ronster at January 22, 2012 02:31 PM (JGYCE)

3 Yikes

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 22, 2012 02:31 PM (W2yGO)

4 Oh gawd..Drudge has- "Superbowl Brady" up. I'm going to .be.ill. *hurl*

Posted by: tasker at January 22, 2012 02:31 PM (r2PLg)

5 New York chicks. Run away!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 02:32 PM (23xg+)

6 I still say crack. Or maybe she's just skinny because she's up all night giving bj's in the parking lot.

Here are some real cheerleaders (tinyurl is broken right now):

www. redeyechicago.com /media/ photo/ 2012-01/ 396040420-16191810.JPG

Posted by: Y-not at January 22, 2012 02:32 PM (5H6zj)

7 Pierced belly button?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 22, 2012 02:32 PM (OT9g0)

8 The attitude on that one , methinks she needs a good spanking .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 22, 2012 02:33 PM (npr0X)

9 Pimple on the chin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 02:33 PM (JYheX)

10 Yes, because every guy likes to look at a crusty piece of metal when he's going d... [radio edit]

Posted by: Y-not at January 22, 2012 02:33 PM (5H6zj)

11 The other pics across the top of the link don't make her look as skinny. Pretty girl.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 02:34 PM (piMMO)

12 Is it even legal to sing the National Anthem in San Francisco?

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 22, 2012 02:34 PM (W2yGO)

13 Huge earlobes.

Posted by: soothie at January 22, 2012 02:34 PM (xIzGn)

14 New York vs San Fran?? What is a conservative to do?

Posted by: Clarence at January 22, 2012 02:34 PM (z0HdK)

15 And she does, of course, have a tramp stamp.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 02:34 PM (piMMO)

16 To boldly go where plenty of other guys have gone before.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 02:34 PM (3VSsp)

17 She's lacking something. My genetic code.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 02:35 PM (nj1bB)

18 I think her belt buckle is bigger than her... . . . . oh forget it-I can't do it.

Posted by: tasker at January 22, 2012 02:35 PM (r2PLg)

Evening news, Penn State alumni visiting the JoePa statue and weeping.

Give me a frigging break.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 22, 2012 02:35 PM (OT9g0)

20
don't let her grab your johnson with those fingernails.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 02:35 PM (JYheX)

21 Is it even legal to sing the National Anthem in San Francisco? Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 22, 2012 06:34 PM (W2yGO) Ironically.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 02:35 PM (3VSsp)

22 We really can't see her elbows, though. If we could, then I'm sure there would be something to bitch about.

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at January 22, 2012 02:35 PM (/WZ6r)

23 Oh for fucks sake, a pro-Obama ad? Saying he has an "unprecedented" record on ETHICS? And that his record on energy and jobs is GOOD? WTF?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 22, 2012 02:35 PM (vUK/h)

24 she looks like a velociraptor with D-cups. Hot, is what I mean.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 02:35 PM (nj1bB)

25 Eh, that doesn't look like a ribcage, it looks like a flack jacket, given her lack of... other meat.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2012 02:36 PM (Gc/Qi)

26 49ers are going to lose.

No Huey Lewis & the News.

Posted by: The Q at January 22, 2012 02:36 PM (LnQhT)

Bradshaw picks the Niners. Swell.

We're dead.

(Strahan picks the Giants. Shock. I'm sure he did a completely unbiased analysis.)

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 22, 2012 02:36 PM (Rge2x)

28 Oh, the ad was just shown on FOX, commercials during the pre-game.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 22, 2012 02:36 PM (vUK/h)

29 WTF happened to Brad Paisley?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 02:36 PM (piMMO)

30 She's lacking something. My genetic code. Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (nj1bB) You want to bang your sister?

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 02:36 PM (3VSsp)

31 12 Is it even legal to sing the National Anthem in San Francisco? -------------------------- hehe, nice

Posted by: rooting for baby manning at January 22, 2012 02:36 PM (KScRo)

32 What's wrong with her neck? Is it broken? Did someone steal her neck brace?

Posted by: Bluto at January 22, 2012 02:36 PM (uSdMw)

33 Well, I'm on the 49ers train now. It'd be nice to see them rewarded for canning Singletary.

Posted by: Y-not at January 22, 2012 02:37 PM (5H6zj)

34 I'm sorry but when I see Military flags and banners in SF I just don't get it. Lets be honest they hate the Military

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 22, 2012 02:37 PM (eCnLg)

35 She is lacking meat.

Mine.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 02:37 PM (JYheX)

36 She's just too... Too... Ummm... Yeah...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 02:37 PM (niZvt)

37 Ah. But the flaw still could be that she's on Team Jacob, as I surmised. It depends on the phase of the moon when the picture was taken.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2012 02:37 PM (6fER6)

38 Is it even legal to sing the National Anthem in San Francisco?

From what I'm hearing, the answer is no.

Posted by: Retread, Baltimoron from birth at January 22, 2012 02:37 PM (joSBv)

39 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 02:37 PM (i330i)

40 You want to bang your sister? Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 06:36 PM (3VSsp) Have you seen my sister?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 22, 2012 02:38 PM (eCnLg)

41 SF fans cheering and booing, depending on the screenshot, during the National Anthem. Pathetic.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 02:38 PM (fM4AU)

42 Looks like a boney, snob-nosed G'intser to me.

Posted by: chunky at January 22, 2012 02:38 PM (iO4rD)

43 OK, Gal can sing, but why all the plastic surgery?

Posted by: ER White at January 22, 2012 02:38 PM (6K81O)

44 Go Giants!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 02:38 PM (piMMO)

45 Seriously, what are her measurements, 30-32-16?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2012 02:38 PM (Gc/Qi)

46 24 she looks like a velociraptor with D-cups.

Hot, is what I mean.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (nj1bB)

That's the bottom of her ribcage. But then, a lot of dudes here like the emaciated look.

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at January 22, 2012 02:38 PM (/WZ6r)

47 She's look good in a nurse's uniform or a Japanese school girl outfit.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 02:38 PM (3VSsp)

48 24 Ace man those are a's. Don't let you fan hood distort the ability to judge.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 22, 2012 02:38 PM (hC5jI)

49 Ace, you spot a D like most women measure 6".

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 02:38 PM (i330i)

50 Who was that chick and do people actually pay to hear her sing? That was really annoying. Makes me appreciate Steven Tyler earlier . . . ugh.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 22, 2012 02:38 PM (W2yGO)

51 SF fans cheering and booing, depending on the screenshot, during the National Anthem. Pathetic. Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 06:38 PM Yeah, what was up with that??? It seemed like they were cheering, then booing, then cheering, then booing. Weird?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 22, 2012 02:39 PM (vUK/h)

52 NFC wins the anthem contest hands down.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 22, 2012 02:39 PM (ZJCDy)

53 Prediction: 49ers: 24 Giants: 12

Posted by: The Man Who Kinda Killed Joe Pa at January 22, 2012 02:39 PM (vanqS)

Where is her shirt that reads, "Eli is the beta, where is Tom Brady"?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 22, 2012 02:39 PM (8MCmv)

55 I don't think the NFL ticket-buying crowd is an accurate portrayal of the liberal effeminate population of the Gay Bay.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 02:39 PM (23xg+)

56 The San Francisco Forty-Niners vs. Girl Scout Troop 1843, NY, NY.

Should be interesting.

Posted by: franksalterego at January 22, 2012 02:40 PM (9XykO)

57 12 Is it even legal to sing the National Anthem in San Francisco?Â Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 22, 2012 06:34 PM (W2yGO) Only en Espanol.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 02:40 PM (niZvt)

58 Prediction:

Pain

Posted by: The Q at January 22, 2012 02:40 PM (LnQhT)

59 I think they were cheering and booing the big screen when it was showing the niners then the giants.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 02:40 PM (JYheX)

nevergiveup, the majority of fans at the 'stick don't live in SF. Think Sacramento, the central valley, even Reno. Many moderates and conservatives in NorCal.

We're just outnumbered. It will happen everywhere ele if we don't control immigration. You are all on the clock.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 22, 2012 02:40 PM (Rge2x)

61 Yeah, what was up with that??? It seemed like they were cheering, then booing, then cheering, then booing. Weird? She's a Broadway star, and Niners fans are critics.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 02:41 PM (i330i)

62 Nah the Giants will win, I am sure. Because since I am a Jet Fan, our nightmare super bowl is New England vs Giants. And I am feeling a nightmare coming on

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 22, 2012 02:41 PM (eCnLg)

63 SF/NY equals what? Pelosi vs, Schumer? Let the worst team win.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 02:41 PM (hiMsy)

64 Because San Fran is not "real America". But Dogdick, Georgia is. Don't try to understand the redneck brain and its unrooted reptile stem.

Posted by: Clarence at January 22, 2012 02:41 PM (z0HdK)

65 OK, Gal can sing, but why all the plastic surgery?

I don't think it's surgery. She's always had a kind of off look about her. She does look like she's been hitting the botox.

BTW, am I the only one having trouble with tinyurl?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 02:41 PM (piMMO)

66 Best SB is a rematch of Giants/Pats, although to see the 49ers get there would be astonishing, given where they have been for years/Alex Smith/etc....

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 22, 2012 02:41 PM (8MCmv)

67 I'd hit that like a Billy Cundiff FG

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 02:41 PM (PddVe)

68 Yeah, what was up with that???

Cheering when they showed a 49'er on the big screen, booing when they showed a Giant. May be no big deal, but really tacky.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 02:42 PM (fM4AU)

69 Liza would have knocked it out of Candlestick Park.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 02:42 PM (i330i)

70 48 Ace, you spot a D like most women measure 6".

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 06:38 PM (i330i)

Yeah, but Ace measures from the taint. So, it have to factor that in...

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at January 22, 2012 02:42 PM (/WZ6r)

71 12 Is it even legal to sing the National Anthem in San Francisco? Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 22, 2012 06:34 PM (W2yGO) not in english

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 02:42 PM (loM0R)

72 46 24 she looks like a velociraptor with D-cups. Hot, is what I mean. Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (nj1bB) That's the bottom of her ribcage.Â But then, a lot of dudes here like the emaciated look. Posted by: Brock O'Bama at January 22, 2012 06:38 PM (/WZ6r) Rumor has it some gals actually have a pair of ribs removed to achieve that look.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 02:42 PM (niZvt)

73 Clarence Stairs Now

Posted by: The Man Who Kinda Killed Joe Pa at January 22, 2012 02:42 PM (DlaLh)

74 27 Bradshaw picks the Niners. Swell. ---------------------- meh on home field advantage rain = anybody's game

Posted by: rooting for baby manning at January 22, 2012 02:42 PM (KScRo)

75 I'd hit that like a Billy Cundiff FG

Early thread winner.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 02:43 PM (JYheX)

76 The singer had been on Frasier a few times as Bebe's (his agent's) very short and spunky assistant.

And, yeah, tinyurl is broken I think.

Posted by: Y-not at January 22, 2012 02:43 PM (5H6zj)

77 >>BTW, am I the only one having trouble with tinyurl?

Have you tried talkin' dirty to it?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 22, 2012 02:43 PM (ZJCDy)

78 That's the bottom of her ribcage. But then, a lot of dudes here like the emaciated look. Posted by: Brock O'Bama at January 22, 2012 06:38 PM (/WZ6r) they are more enthusiastic if they are hungry.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 02:43 PM (loM0R)

79 But Dogdick, Georgia is I would vote for a dog dick over most Dems.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 02:43 PM (i330i)

80 Looks like she needs to eat a couple of cupcakes.

I just happen to have some batter for her.

Posted by: MrCaniac, Baker at January 22, 2012 02:43 PM (uuOfy)

81 they are more enthusiastic if they are hungry.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 06:43 PM (loM0R)

lol.

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at January 22, 2012 02:44 PM (/WZ6r)

82 nevergiveup, the majority of fans at the 'stick don't live in SF. Think Sacramento, the central valley, even Reno. Many moderates and conservatives in NorCal. We're just outnumbered. It will happen everywhere ele if we don't control immigration. You are all on the clock. Posted by: Log Cabin at January 22, 2012 06:40 PM (Rge2x) Same with baseball. Ride the Caltrain after a Giants game. It's a snitches get stitches crowd.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 02:44 PM (3VSsp)

83 Remember, the game hasn't officially begun until Eli throws an interception.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 02:44 PM (piMMO)

84 I'm ashamed I know the Broadway musical in which she's the star....

Posted by: USS Diversity, searching for man card at January 22, 2012 02:44 PM (PddVe)

85 Now appearing on the center stage, get those bills out...

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 02:45 PM (nj1bB)

86 67 I'd hit that like a Billy Cundiff FG

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:41 PM (PddVe)

Wide left?!? Wait... what?

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at January 22, 2012 02:45 PM (/WZ6r)

87 ^{67
I'd hit that like a Billy Cundiff FG}

^{Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:41 PM (PddVe)}

Wide left?

Posted by: Ed Hoculi at January 22, 2012 02:45 PM (uuOfy)

88 70 brings teh funny

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 02:45 PM (i330i)

89 Why is she making us look up her nose?

Posted by: LASue at January 22, 2012 02:46 PM (a6sMC)

90 Just a correction: The Giants play in New Jersey, so at least there's Chris Christie.

Posted by: John E. at January 22, 2012 02:46 PM (nRTou)

91 I'm the best poster Ace ever allowed here.

Posted by: Tom Brady at January 22, 2012 02:46 PM (fM4AU)

92 nevergiveup, the majority of fans at the 'stick don't live in SF. Think Sacramento, the central valley, even Reno. Many moderates and conservatives in NorCal. We're just outnumbered. It will happen everywhere ele if we don't control immigration. You are all on the clock. Posted by: Log Cabin at January 22, 2012 06:40 PM (Rge2x) OK thanks. Good to know.

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 22, 2012 02:46 PM (eCnLg)

93 she looks good on the beach pic at the link.

Posted by: Racefan at January 22, 2012 02:47 PM (g7em9)

94 The other pics across the top of the link don't make her look as skinny. Pretty girl. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:34 PM (piMMO) That is what I thought until I looked at her profile. If she turns sideways in s stiff breeze that nose is gonna catch enough wind to spin her around like a whirling dervish.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 02:47 PM (loM0R)

95 you guys see flaws, I see places that need some covering up with nut-spackle.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 02:47 PM (nj1bB)

96 She's a hog-nosed G'inster.

Posted by: chunky at January 22, 2012 02:48 PM (iO4rD)

97 Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 06:47 PM (nj1bB)

Haha. I saw that comment and thought "Wow, Ace is gonna have to censor that one"....

Posted by: John E. at January 22, 2012 02:48 PM (nRTou)

98 We're just outnumbered. It will happen everywhere ele if we don't control immigration. You are all on the clock.

Do you recommend glue traps? Or are you in the have-a-heart/catch and release camp?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 22, 2012 02:48 PM (GaIwz)

99 you guys see flaws, I see places that need some covering up with nut-spackle.

Now see, that's the kind of comment we expect for coolczech.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 02:49 PM (piMMO)

100 It appears there is no hideous birthmark on her abdomen, Flaw-Spotters. False alarm on that one.

It doesn't appear that she even has an abdomen

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 02:49 PM (Y+DPZ)

101 from coolczech

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 02:49 PM (piMMO)

102 I don't want to be off-color but I'd like to blow my pud-snot into her muff-hankey.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 02:49 PM (nj1bB)

103 Yikes. She's a bit...skinny. And not in the healthy looking way.

And yes, w/out reading the comments, I'm sure that one was already made.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 22, 2012 02:50 PM (piAM+)

104 okay, who's socking Ace?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 02:50 PM (piMMO)

105

>> I'm a rationalist but I believe in jinxes

HAHAHAHAHA.. Ok.

I still picked em to go all the way.

Deal with that shit.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 22, 2012 02:50 PM (PjVdx)

106 That is what I thought until I looked at her profile. If she turns sideways in s stiff breeze that nose is gonna catch enough wind to spin her around like a whirling dervish.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 06:47 PM (loM0R)

That is an interesting thought. I guess that would be a "corkscrew".

Posted by: MrCaniac thinking what every moron is thinking at January 22, 2012 02:50 PM (uuOfy)

107 I think they were cheering and booing the big screen when it was showing the niners then the giants. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 06:40 PM Ah, okay, that makes sense. Though kinda tacky during the National Anthem.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 22, 2012 02:50 PM (vUK/h)

108 Wow that's disgusting.

Posted by: The Man Who Kinda Killed Joe Pa at January 22, 2012 02:50 PM (KreG+)

109 OMG, has Ace been drinking? lmao!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 22, 2012 02:51 PM (W2yGO)

110 That is an interesting thought. I guess that would be a "corkscrew".

A spinner?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 02:51 PM (piMMO)

111 She does have a CB for sure.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 02:51 PM (PddVe)

112 She's going to be in the next Star Trek movie as one of Mudd's women.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 02:51 PM (3VSsp)

113 oh we're playing prison rules, I guess.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 02:51 PM (nj1bB)

114 uh, dude was all over em

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 02:52 PM (piMMO)

115 ^{95
you guys see flaws, I see places that need some covering up with nut-spackle.}

^{Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 06:47 PM (nj1bB)}

Potato, potatoe. Tomato, tomatoe.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 22, 2012 02:52 PM (uuOfy)

116 I like Victor Cruz, because his mother was a Santa Barbara fan obviously.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 02:53 PM (i330i)

117 Nut Spackle?
Never heard of that.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 22, 2012 02:53 PM (lpWVn)

118 95 you guys see flaws, I see places that need some covering up with nut-spackle. Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 06:47 PM (nj1bB) she asked for it. if you want to put yourself out there as hot and trampy then you are going to be evaluated on those grounds. besides knocking her down and wrecking her fragile ego makes her more accessible to morons.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 02:53 PM (loM0R)

119 Potato, potatoe. Tomato, tomatoe.

Dan Quayle, is that you?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 02:54 PM (piMMO)

120 Nut Spackle has electrolytes.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 02:54 PM (3VSsp)

121 me=glue her=scrapbook

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 02:54 PM (nj1bB)

122 If Dave wins this game , it'll be his best pickem week ever .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 22, 2012 02:54 PM (npr0X)

123 Is this PeterNorthofSpades?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 22, 2012 02:54 PM (8MCmv)

124 mmmm...lowfat muffin

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2012 02:55 PM (NSJRw)

125

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 22, 2012 06:53

Count yourself lucky, I get his calls all the time.

Posted by: Spud Nackle at January 22, 2012 02:55 PM (Qjh0I)

126 That Patrick Willis has a good story--grew up dirt poor in a trailer and apparently his dad whooped up on him and his siblings, He had to raise them I think or DCF would take them. They interviewed his dad and he was so incoherent they had to subtitle him.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 02:55 PM (PddVe)

127 120 Nut Spackle has electrolytes.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 06:54 PM (3VSsp

You can have it. I'm not thirsty.

Posted by: buzzion at January 22, 2012 02:56 PM (GULKT)

128 ...and wrecking her fragile ego makes her more accessible to morons.

Let's get start on Andriana Lima next

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 22, 2012 02:56 PM (GaIwz)

129 I heard that biden's secret service detail dressed him up in a giants jersey for the game today and told him the giants were the home team. he is going to have a rough time in the owners suite.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 02:56 PM (loM0R)

130 Patrick Willis?

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 02:56 PM (23xg+)

131 She looks like a tranny, ace.

Posted by: mike at January 22, 2012 02:57 PM (WnI5L)

132 typical, break into celebration while the ball is still loose. Sometimes these football players just need to be smacked around...

Posted by: Patrick Willis' Dad at January 22, 2012 02:57 PM (/WZ6r)

133 best of both worlds.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 02:57 PM (nj1bB)

134 Kristin Cheonowith is a conservative and a Christian, that's why they boo.

Posted by: mike at January 22, 2012 02:58 PM (WnI5L)

135 131 She looks like a tranny, ace. Posted by: mike at January 22, 2012 06:57 PM (WnI5L) really! thats a big effin deal! sheriff joe!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 02:58 PM (loM0R)

136

Sooooooo

Anyway.....

How bout that Giants pass rush eh?

Pretty solid.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 22, 2012 02:58 PM (8MCmv)

137 Christie wants the parade if they win.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 02:59 PM (i330i)

138 Let's get start on Andriana Lima next

Even her name makes me gag after reading about how she wrecks her body in prep for a show.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 02:59 PM (piMMO)

139 alex, 27 eli, 31 doesn't seem right

Posted by: in prime-time at January 22, 2012 03:00 PM (KScRo)

140 ok did my own background. Yeah Patrick Willis overcame a lot of adversity, that's great. Hope he has a great game. And the Giants win.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 03:00 PM (23xg+)

141 wow

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 22, 2012 03:00 PM (eCnLg)

142 Nice toss.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2012 03:00 PM (JugDx)

143
Women like that can leave you with Boney Ass Bruises on your Spackle Bag

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at January 22, 2012 03:00 PM (lpWVn)

144 131 She looks like a tranny, ace.

Sounds like you've had experience spotting a tranny.. Try this one:

http://alturl.com/x37wb

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 22, 2012 03:00 PM (GaIwz)

145 I want the Patriots to play the Giants in the Super Bowl, but I have a lifelong affinity for the '49ers. Torn.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 03:00 PM (Qjh0I)

146 Neener, Neener, Neener!

Posted by: chunky at January 22, 2012 03:00 PM (xt7AB)

147 sheeet

Posted by: in prime-time at January 22, 2012 03:00 PM (KScRo)

148 Man, can I evaluate talent...

Posted by: Mike Singletary at January 22, 2012 03:01 PM (/WZ6r)

149 We can't even have football anymore. They got marriage and patriotism.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 03:01 PM (i330i)

150 Is Davis gonna cry again?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 03:02 PM (piMMO)

151 Did the Gints think he was out of bounds so they REFUSED TO TRY to make the tackle?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 03:03 PM (PddVe)

152 No spackle photoshop?

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 03:04 PM (3VSsp)

153 That's what I look like when I'm ripping a big fart too. Except for the hair, girlyness, boobs, cloths...

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 22, 2012 03:04 PM (Q5fHc)

154

WTF?

That chick has the hands of an 85 year old grandmother.

Posted by: ErikW at January 22, 2012 03:05 PM (WVU2f)

155 I know it's football, but I went over to Drudge and saw this and it made me wanna gag.

Who calls their own speech "visionary"?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 03:05 PM (piMMO)

156 BS Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty

Posted by: Simon Oliver Lockwood at January 22, 2012 03:05 PM (JaIFc)

157

It's so nice to be talking football and semen after a week of Mittens and Noot....

Wait what?

Actually I'm not kidding. Fun election cycle eh?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 22, 2012 03:05 PM (8MCmv)

158 I might, just might, not have to take a Viagra. But then, it'd end up on the floor. wooowzer

Posted by: Barry S at January 22, 2012 03:06 PM (nLpaT)

159 She looks like a tranny, ace.

Posted by: mike

Picky, picky, picky. Ace needs a date.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 22, 2012 03:06 PM (sJTmU)

160 only superbowl brady lost was to eli.... want a rematch

Posted by: in prime-time at January 22, 2012 03:06 PM (KScRo)

161 Did the Gints think he was out of bounds so they REFUSED TO TRY to make the tackle?

That's what I was wondering?! He sailed past two defenders. I would have thought they'd at least reach out for the dude.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 03:06 PM (piMMO)

162

She's look good in a nurse's uniform or a Japanese school girl outfit.

Nothing would look better...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 22, 2012 03:06 PM (d0Tfm)

163 156 I know it's football, but I went over to Drudge and saw this and it made me wanna gag.

Who calls their own speech "visionary"?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 07:05 PM

Mine are visionary and historic!

Posted by: King Barry the Humble at January 22, 2012 03:07 PM (Y+DPZ)

164 Anyone notice how freakin' sissified TV commercials have become?

Yes, and some overweight white schmuck is usually doing something to exasperate his pissy shrew wife.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 22, 2012 03:07 PM (piAM+)

165

>> I think this is the same girl

I never saw her before in my life.

Those elbows are gonna fuck somebody up.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 22, 2012 03:07 PM (PjVdx)

166 Wow. It's only a few minutes into the game and the Giants have already lost.

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at January 22, 2012 03:07 PM (lpWVn)

167 The Lambeau Leap is grandfathered in as allowable excessive celebration but no one else can do that now?

That is bullshit.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 03:08 PM (23xg+)

168 I learned something. The Lambo leap is grandfathered in.

Posted by: Ronster at January 22, 2012 03:08 PM (JGYCE)

169 I hear Newt is compiling his speeches on an Ipod. They are divided into the Jackie, Marianne, and Callista periods.

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 03:08 PM (Ke2m6)

170 I think I like bitly more than tinyurl.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 03:08 PM (piMMO)

171 Evidently, Ace's period of mourning is over.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 03:09 PM (niZvt)

172 155 WTF? That chick has the hands of an 85 year old grandmother. Posted by: ErikW at January 22, 2012 07:05 PM (WVU2f) funny, I looked at the hands and thought that 85 year old granny has the face of a 30 year old 30 year old tranny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 03:09 PM (loM0R)

173 Mine are visionary and historic!
Posted by: King Barry the Humble at January 22, 2012 07:07 PM (Y+DPZ)

touche'

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 03:10 PM (piMMO)

174 156 I know it's football, but I went over to Drudge and saw this and it made me wanna gag. --------------------- kinda fun to watch Coulter explode, tho

Posted by: in prime-time at January 22, 2012 03:10 PM (KScRo)

175 170 They are divided into the Jackie, Marianne, and Callista periods. Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 07:08 PM (Ke2m6) Really? I thought they'd be cycling together.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 03:10 PM (niZvt)

176
Who calls their own speech "visionary"?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 07:05 PM (piMMO)

That does sound douchey but as it does regard the space program, I'm interested.

Posted by: ErikW at January 22, 2012 03:11 PM (WVU2f)

177 Heh. Anonymous deleted cbs and warner's websites.

Posted by: mike at January 22, 2012 03:11 PM (WnI5L)

178 Rainy, eh?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 03:11 PM (Qjh0I)

179

Those elbows are gonna fuck somebody up.

I volunteer!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 22, 2012 03:12 PM (d0Tfm)

180 Noot loves conservative reasons to spend like space.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 03:12 PM (i330i)

181 Yeah - that's my sister-in-law (they're from NJ). Come Easter, I'll let her know....

Posted by: Affenhauer at January 22, 2012 03:12 PM (f/Sj/)

182 154 Anyone notice how freakin' sissified TV commercials have become? Ya watch an NFL championship game and you'd think you were tuned into Oprah.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 22, 2012 07:04 PM (vbh31)

I despise that car commercial with the guy growing up always asking, "is it fast?" with the last one now with kid, "is it safe?" Ugh, I want to puke. How utterly lame. Dude got a castration along with the kid I assume?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 22, 2012 03:13 PM (KI/Ch)

183 Still trying to figure out how Callista got Michelle Bachman's eyes.

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 03:13 PM (Ke2m6)

184 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Without clicking on the link, I'll take Professor Gas-Bag^TM for $200, Alex?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 22, 2012 03:13 PM (piAM+)

185 Posted by: mike at January 22, 2012 07:11 PM (WnI5L)

I just went to both of them. They worked fine. Rock on, anonymous.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 03:13 PM (Qjh0I)

186 Special treatment for the Packers, shocking I say, shocking! /sarc

Posted by: Pforeman at January 22, 2012 03:14 PM (h7ayO)

187 Still trying to figure out how Callista got Michelle Bachman's eyes.

Not quite. I think Bachmann can blinks hers. Not so sure about helmet head Stepford.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 22, 2012 03:14 PM (piAM+)

188 I thought they'd be cycling together. Nah. Callista likes the weight machines, esp the thigh press.

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 03:14 PM (Ke2m6)

189 Those elbows are gonna fuck somebody up. Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 22, 2012 07:07 PM

Watch out for the hipbones. They look like knife blades.

Posted by: huerfano at January 22, 2012 03:14 PM (lXi+d)

190 Lincolntf : I did, too. They've put up backups. When I went off the main page of cbs, I got to a blank page that redirected me to the first page.

Posted by: mike at January 22, 2012 03:14 PM (WnI5L)

191

Anyone notice how freakin' sissified TV commercials have become?

Watch how the husband/dad/boyfriend is invariably an idiot or screws something up.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 03:14 PM (PddVe)

192 Sex and th City rerun on TV... The episode when Mr. Big wakes up wih a horse head in his bed. Still attached to SJP.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 03:15 PM (niZvt)

193 The giants have to learn something: The smaller, faster back Bradshaw is the best running back for outside-type running. In addition, the smaller, faster back Bradshaw is the best back for inside short-yardage gains. Jacobs is big. He's also a pussy. He goes down if you wink in his direction.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 03:15 PM (nj1bB)

194 Use jacobs for outside sweeps. He's no better at them than Bradshaw, but he's much worse on the inside stuff.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 03:15 PM (nj1bB)

195 Who calls their own speech "visionary"?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

(to the tune from the old "Maverick" TV show)

Who is the grey haired fat guy there?

Ging-er-ich is his name.

Ridin' ol' Romney to who knows where

Callista his companion,

Politics is his game.

Fare thee well think-tank hell

Fare thee well Pelosi smell

Power is the game that Nootie loves the best,

He surely loves his voice

It's all a ridiculous choice

Power is the game that Nootie loves the best......

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 22, 2012 03:15 PM (sJTmU)

196 Yes, and some overweight white schmuck is usually doing something to exasperate his pissy shrew wife.

This. I get so sick of it. What kind of man would stay married to a bitch like that and what kind of woman wants a eunuch?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 22, 2012 03:16 PM (SsG4J)

197 Neither team wants to win.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 22, 2012 03:16 PM (UESfc)

198 What a horrible play call in the rain.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 03:17 PM (23xg+)

199 What the hell was THAT

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 03:17 PM (Y+DPZ)

200 Idiots....

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2012 03:17 PM (X6akg)

201 whooops!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 03:17 PM (Qjh0I)

202 192 Anyone notice how freakin' sissified TV commercials have become? Watch how the husband/dad/boyfriend is invariably an idiot or screws something up. Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 07:14 PM (PddVe) I've noticed that for years. Middle Aged White Dads: the last group it's still PC to mock. In fact, I never saw another group so openly mocked on TV, ever.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 03:17 PM (niZvt)

203 > 187 Special treatment for the Packers, shocking I say, shocking!

But the Peckers are out, no matter how much their Zebras had to say.

Posted by: chunky at January 22, 2012 03:17 PM (xt7AB)

204 188 Still trying to figure out how Callista got Michelle Bachman's eyes. Pecked them out?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 03:19 PM (niZvt)

205 Wet balls are not a problem for the Niners.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 03:19 PM (i330i)

206 203 192 Anyone notice how freakin' sissified TV commercials have become? Watch how the husband/dad/boyfriend is invariably an idiot or screws something up. Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 07:14 PM (PddVe) I've noticed that for years. Middle Aged White Dads: the last group it's still PC to mock. In fact, I never saw another group so openly mocked on TV, ever. Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 07:17 PM (niZvt) It is not only the commercials it is all of the shows as well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 03:19 PM (loM0R)

207

Watch out for the hipbones. They look like knife blades.

Lingerie is nice and soft.

Did I mention that I'd drink her bathwater?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 22, 2012 03:19 PM (d0Tfm)

208 Final score 7 zip?

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 03:19 PM (3VSsp)

209 What about the one where the little boy is playing with the toy pick-up and runs out to meet his daddy who drives home in a real one?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 22, 2012 03:19 PM (MyByM)

210 Miss Tammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 03:20 PM (loM0R)

211 Wet balls are not a problem for the Niners. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 07:19 PM (i330i) What about Schweddy balls?

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 03:20 PM (3VSsp)

212 What kind of man would stay married to a bitch like that and what kind of woman wants a eunuch? Callista fucked someone else's eunuch for eight years, and he's the Republican frontrunner.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 03:20 PM (i330i)

213 It is rainin' hard, in Frisco .. I need 5 more yards for a first down ...

Posted by: zombie Harry Chapin at January 22, 2012 03:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

214 What about Schweddy balls? Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 07:20 PM (3VSsp) Team mascot.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 03:21 PM (i330i)

215 Rooting for the Niners only because my boss is a huge Giants fan.

Posted by: Riding Trhough The Dessert Buffet On Rosie O'Donnell's Back at January 22, 2012 03:23 PM (Q5fHc)

216 Team mascot. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 07:21 PM (i330i) she is a team something

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 03:23 PM (loM0R)

217 Got a real bad feeling about this game.

Giants looking like ass!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 03:23 PM (l14aH)

218 Newt Gingrot is repulsive to normal american women, by all accounts. It will be interesting to see the demographics in Florida.

Posted by: Clarence at January 22, 2012 03:23 PM (z0HdK)

219 Middle Aged White Dads: the last group it's still PC to mock. This is My Three Dads / Archie Bunker shit IOW sitcom humor straight up.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 03:24 PM (i330i)

220 I've noticed that for years. Middle Aged White Dads: the last group it's still PC to mock. In fact, I never saw another group so openly mocked on TV, ever.
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 07:17 PM

It is not only the commercials it is all of the shows as well.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 07:19 PM

More to come!

Posted by: Seth McFarlane at January 22, 2012 03:24 PM (Y+DPZ)

221 Manning to Cruz!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 03:24 PM (l14aH)

222 217 Team mascot. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 07:21 PM (i330i) she is a team something Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 07:23 PM (loM0R) Team mancave?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 03:24 PM (niZvt)

223 It looks like she has 4 breasts to me.

Posted by: caunotaucarius at January 22, 2012 03:24 PM (SHvfC)

224 People have to manufacture outrage over commercials.

It happened after this one aired. (which I didn't get at all. I thought it was funny). This one as well. (although, I can see the argument for this one - I thought it was really stupid and not really appropriate.)

Both of those were SB commercials.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 22, 2012 03:25 PM (piAM+)

225 C'mon guys, get that ball in her endzone!!

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 03:25 PM (y+LPw)

226 224 It looks like she has 4 breasts to me. Posted by: caunotaucarius at January 22, 2012 07:24 PM (SHvfC) I wish she'd have her butt to me...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 03:26 PM (niZvt)

227 Why don't the Giants just run their third down plays on every other down

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 03:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

228 I've noticed that for years. Middle Aged White Dads: the last group it's still PC to mock. In fact, I never saw another group so openly mocked on TV, ever. Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 07:17 PM (niZvt) you forgot rednecks, open season on them too-no limits either

Posted by: jake at January 22, 2012 03:27 PM (NrMvo)

229 Way too much red on the screen.

Posted by: in prime-time at January 22, 2012 03:27 PM (KScRo)

230 omg jacobs picked up a first down, must be christmas on some planet.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 03:28 PM (nj1bB)

231 >>Jacobs is big. He's also a pussy. He goes down if you wink in his direction.

Don't want to know how you know this.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 22, 2012 03:28 PM (ZJCDy)

232 Time out, WTF?

The condensation on those camera is annoying.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 03:29 PM (y+LPw)

233 Nobody controls the time of posession like me!

Posted by: Satan at January 22, 2012 03:29 PM (Q5fHc)

234 Miller Lite wins awards..ppffft. Urine.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 03:30 PM (PddVe)

235 It looks like she has 4 breasts to me. Posted by: caunotaucarius at January 22, 2012 07:24 PM (SHvfC) what is wrong with that? 2 breasts good, 4 breasts better...

Posted by: jake at January 22, 2012 03:30 PM (NrMvo)

236 231 omg jacobs picked up a first down, must be christmas on some planet.
It will be Christmas on Teegeeack in about 11 standard months.

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at January 22, 2012 03:30 PM (UR5vq)

237 229 I've noticed that for years. Middle Aged White Dads: the last group it's still PC to mock. In fact, I never saw another group so openly mocked on TV, ever. Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 07:17 PM (niZvt) you forgot rednecks, open season on them too-no limits either Posted by: jake at January 22, 2012 07:27 PM (NrMvo) oddly it is also a sign of strength and something that makes you tougher. It is not only the joking / ridicule that they subject white men to on television but the serious ridicule and criticism they subject them to in more serious fields. All that being said, I notice it but do not especially care. I do find it amusing how thin skinned those who like to write the jokes are when the joke is on them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 03:31 PM (loM0R)

238 I'm more annoyed by the ironic slogan commercials like the new Egg McMuffin ones.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 03:31 PM (i330i)

239 Dangerous pass.

You know a draw might work here

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 03:31 PM (l14aH)

240 Shouldn't all you Princess Boys be watching Downton Abbey?

Posted by: mike at January 22, 2012 03:32 PM (WnI5L)

241 what is wrong with that? 2 breasts good, 4 breasts better... Posted by: jake at January 22, 2012 07:30 PM (NrMvo) there is a point of diminishing returns. if you disagree my methlab has 10, I could send you a pic

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 03:32 PM (loM0R)

242 Pascoe Touchdown!!!

Even-Steven depending on the PAT.

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 03:32 PM (l14aH)

243 concordia survivors offered.... 30% discount on future cruises... yea, I'm back on that boat real soon oh, and btw, yay NY TD!!

Posted by: stunned at January 22, 2012 03:32 PM (KScRo)

244 Bareback catch and the fans go wild!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 03:32 PM (i330i)

245

What is that starving girl doing at the top of the page? Are things that bad in NY?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 22, 2012 03:33 PM (Usk3+)

246 ooooh Giants kicker wants to be like Cundiff.....

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 03:33 PM (23xg+)

247 Finally, TOUCHDOWN!!! Keep eating that clock up offense.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 03:33 PM (y+LPw)

248 that stadium is gonna be one cold wet tranny mess if it keeps raining on their makeup like that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 03:34 PM (loM0R)

249 245 concordia survivors offered.... 30% discount on future cruises...

yea, I'm back on that boat real soon

oh, and btw, yay NY TD!!

Posted by: stunned at January 22, 2012 07:32 PM (KScRo)

Well now that's your textbook example of how to epically fail when attempting a lawsuit averting payoff.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 22, 2012 03:34 PM (KI/Ch)

250 you forgot rednecks, open season on them too-no limits either

The hell you say!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 03:35 PM (piMMO)

251 Well now that's your textbook example of how to epically fail when attempting a lawsuit averting payoff.

I think it's now safe for the BP guy to show his face in public again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 03:36 PM (piMMO)

252 What do you mean you can't keep your balls dry? Try cornstarch.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 03:36 PM (i330i)

253 There's something you don't see too much, an overthrow on a deep pass by Alex Smith

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 03:37 PM (Y+DPZ)

254 yea, I'm back on that boat real soon

I'm waiting for it to finish its slide off that ledge into 70m waters.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 03:38 PM (piMMO)

255

Posted by: McLovin

The look on Harbaugh's face after the Pascoe TD was "Tell me again, who was that shitbird assistant who told me that they never go to Pascoe in the red zone?".

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 03:38 PM (Qjh0I)

256 241 It's on now?

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 03:38 PM (Ke2m6)

257

227 224 It looks like she has 4 breasts to me.
Posted by: caunotaucarius at January 22, 2012 07:24 PM (SHvfC)

That would be one hell of a gham sandwich.

Posted by: Riding Though The Dessert Buffet On Rosie O'Donnell's Back at January 22, 2012 03:39 PM (Q5fHc)

258 yeh. She's too skinny.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 03:40 PM (piMMO)

259 Unnecessary hairpulling.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2012 03:40 PM (i330i)

260 Keep your heads boys!!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 03:40 PM (l14aH)

261 There is NO excuse to get a penalty for fighting.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 03:40 PM (y+LPw)

262 That girl is the right kind of thin and she is very pretty.

I don't know what any of you are seeing

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 03:41 PM (l14aH)

263 Vernon Supreme strikes again!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 03:42 PM (Qjh0I)

264 Be a dumbass, get a penalty

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 03:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

265 Definitely in need of a sammich. That she can make for herself. After getting me one. And a beer.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 22, 2012 03:42 PM (GjDnP)

266 The D-Line is too amped. They are letting wholes be opened up because they are trying to rush the line.

Settle down!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 03:43 PM (l14aH)

267 She needs a pack of Marlboros turned up in her tee-shirt sleeve.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 22, 2012 03:43 PM (Usk3+)

268 goddamn computer virus

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 22, 2012 03:43 PM (nJzqX)

269 I kind of like the hideous birthmark chick that ace posted last week. Kind of mossy looking. I bet it smelled real bad too.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2012 03:44 PM (jucos)

270 This one needs a sammich....... STAT!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2012 03:45 PM (jucos)

271 Watch for the fake!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 03:46 PM (l14aH)

272 If she's not sucking her gut in to stick her chest out, I'd say she's three seconds from dying of starvation going by her hollowed out stomach.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 22, 2012 03:46 PM (Opyrm)

273 I assume Smith is running so frequently because he can't find receivers. That's a good thing.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 03:46 PM (y+LPw)

274 Fucking idiot!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 03:47 PM (l14aH)

275 JPP

Posted by: Big T Party at January 22, 2012 03:47 PM (hC5jI)

276 272 I kind of like the hideous birthmark chick that ace posted last week. Kind of mossy looking. I bet it smelled real bad too. Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2012 07:44 PM (jucos) If she held a knife to my throat and demanded I go down on her... Damn straight I would

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 03:48 PM (niZvt)

277 A closer look at this one..... Where, exactly, are her breastacles? Pretty flat where they SHOULD be and down just above her belly there are breastacle bulges. Something is wrong here. She is too young to have sagging fun bags.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2012 03:49 PM (jucos)

278 Bummer. She's got a No Use sign over her vajajay.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 03:49 PM (niZvt)

279 This is gonna end well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 03:50 PM (piMMO)

280 280A closer look at this one..... down just above her belly there are breastacle bulges. Something is wrong here. She is too young to have sagging fun bags.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2012 07:49 PM (jucos)

Dude, I think that's the bottom of her rib cage.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 22, 2012 03:51 PM (GjDnP)

281

Dude, I think that's the bottom of her rib cage.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 22, 2012 07:51 PM (GjDnP)

Oh Myyyyyyyyyyyy

Posted by: Sulu at January 22, 2012 03:52 PM (jucos)

282 284 Niner fan sounds like Philly fan. They boo everything.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Santa Claus at January 22, 2012 03:52 PM (23xg+)

283 She's got a No Use sign over her vajajay.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 07:49 PM (niZvt)

Not Yours.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2012 03:53 PM (jucos)

284

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 07:49 PM (niZvt)

I think that stands for No Youse.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 22, 2012 03:54 PM (Usk3+)

285

I think that stands for No Youse.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 22, 2012 07:54 PM (Usk3+)

Not Yogurt.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2012 03:55 PM (jucos)

286 286 284 Niner fan sounds like Philly fan. They boo everything.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Santa Claus at January 22, 2012 07:52 PM (23xg+)

Good thing there's no ice balls to worry about. Have they banned D-cells in SanFran yet?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 22, 2012 03:55 PM (KI/Ch)

287 Tramp stamp makes her a whoring whorish whore who probably has no less than 3 STDs including the clap.

Whore.

Posted by: Mr. Virginal Weenie Tot at January 22, 2012 03:57 PM (TCyyS)

288 This just in...... Ravens kicker Billy Cundiff tried to shoot himself after todays game. Lucky for him his shot was wide left.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2012 03:57 PM (jucos)

289

She's a nun.

Nun for you.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 03:57 PM (PddVe)

290 291 rick santorum is that you?

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 22, 2012 03:57 PM (nJzqX)

291 Good lord, get that girl a cheeseburger, stat. A stiff breeze and she'll break in half.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 22, 2012 03:59 PM (r4wIV)

292 291 rick santorum is that you?

I'm gonna be his VP pick!

Posted by: Mr. Virginal Weenie Tot at January 22, 2012 03:59 PM (TCyyS)

293 "Big bones" is supposedly the lie fat girls tell themselves to feel better but...

... there is no freaking way anyone with my genetics can reach size 0 or 1, no matter how emaciated. I think it's the neanderthal genes that include the hip-bones for the neanderthal babies (or that's my excuse this week.)

She's cute, though. No hard feelings. Just... different species.

Posted by: Synova at January 22, 2012 03:59 PM (P0X9Q)

294 Feel the love.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 04:01 PM (piMMO)

295 And she's got a big nose. Huge even, man it's so big if she breathed through her nose just once it would suck in half of Manhattan.

Posted by: Mr. Virginal Weenie Tot at January 22, 2012 04:02 PM (TCyyS)

296

I can't get over this picture. Something with her "front" is definately amis. She would be fun to ride though.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2012 04:04 PM (jucos)

297

No hard feelings

Not even a twinge?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 04:04 PM (PddVe)

298 I think she is a bit biter.

Posted by: Ronster at January 22, 2012 04:05 PM (JGYCE)

299 I think those lower boobs are ribs. Seriously

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 04:05 PM (Ke2m6)

300 He must have borrowed Scott Norwood's playbook.

That was wide right, but still the same outcome.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 04:05 PM (23xg+)

301 same girl

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 04:05 PM (piMMO)

302 Nun for you. Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 07:57 PM (PddVe) Nun Nazi!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 04:06 PM (niZvt)

303 "301 And she's got a big nose. Huge even, man it's so big if she breathed through her nose just once it would suck in half of Manhattan."
And you are Mr. Svelte...with a Bud on your belly? I can relate.

Posted by: Barry S at January 22, 2012 04:06 PM (nLpaT)

304 well, it didn't link the right photo

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 04:06 PM (piMMO)

305 Brain fart by eli

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 04:06 PM (l14aH)

306 No time outs, ha ha.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 04:07 PM (PddVe)

307 I think those lower boobs are ribs. Seriously

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 08:05 PM (Ke2m6)

Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2012 04:07 PM (jucos)

308

Is she that Zeby chick?

Not hot and way too skeletal.

Just no.

Posted by: ErikW at January 22, 2012 04:09 PM (WVU2f)

309 I think the bellybutton ring goes through to the back

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 04:09 PM (Ke2m6)

310 Let's see....Halftime News:

ACAPULCO, Mexico (AP) - Police say eight men were killed in an attack on a funeral in a rural area of Guerrero, part of a death toll of 13 over the weekend in the southern state plagued by drug violence.

An Atoyac de Alvarez municipal police statement says officers found seven dead and two injured early Sunday morning at the scene of a vigil. One of the injured later died.

The statement said the funeral-goers were attacked by masked men firing large caliber rifles favored by drug cartels as they mourned the victim of shooting several days earlier.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 04:09 PM (JYheX)

311 This game is shaping up to be like 49'ers games of old.

I'm expecting some fake punts and someone's quarterback getting obliterated.

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 04:10 PM (l14aH)

312 A TD would've been nice, but I'll settle for a FG.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 04:10 PM (y+LPw)

313 Something with her "front" is definately amis.

Yes, there is. When I first saw the pic, I thought her bosom looked droopy, too.

Someone mentioned upthread that she looks as though she has a flack jacket on. She looks squared off below the bosom, like she has home plate tucked up in there. Maybe a Photoshop touch up or something?

Very pretty girl, definitely a bit thin.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 22, 2012 04:10 PM (SsG4J)

314 Oh Dear God in heaven could this seriously become a Giants-Pats Super Bowl rematch? That is so not something I wanted to see in this lifetime.

Posted by: Mr. Virginal Weenie Tot at January 22, 2012 04:11 PM (TCyyS)

315 I think maybe some of this went on; it would explain her odd thinness: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rib_removal

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 04:12 PM (niZvt)

316 Unprecedented!

_*drink*

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 04:12 PM (23xg+)

317 Nice hair. Too skinny. And she has man hands.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 22, 2012 04:12 PM (IqHcp)

318 320 Oh Dear God in heaven could this seriously become a Giants-Pats Super Bowl rematch? That is so not something I wanted to see in this lifetime.
Posted by: Mr. Virginal Weenie Tot at January 22, 2012 08:11 PM

Then we have the Obama-McCain Mitt rematch coming up

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 04:13 PM (Y+DPZ)

319 She is so thin that her ribs "square off" her upper body. She appears to have a 13-14 in waist. I guess if you like that kind of thing--starvation to the point where a girl in her 20s has no flesh on her hands even--then knock yourself out. By 40 she'll look 75.

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 04:14 PM (Ke2m6)

320 You guys crack me up! I haven't had a woman so much as touch me in over 15 months. I would hit that until one of us was dead.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2012 04:14 PM (PscH1)

321

Please G*d deliver us from another Pats - Giants Super Bowl.

I've got nothing against either team, but the media fapping over the "Super Bowl XLII Rematch" will be too much to bear for two weeks.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at January 22, 2012 04:14 PM (ZETiK)

322 321 I think maybe some of this went on; it would explain her odd thinness: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rib_removal Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 08:12 PM (niZvt) Dear god, I thought that crap died with the corset

Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 22, 2012 04:15 PM (Opyrm)

323 I just sent her a text.

Posted by: Brett Farve at January 22, 2012 04:15 PM (ZETiK)

324 Don't be hating on the bulimic chicks now. Their bones are so soft and cuddly, doncha know.

She has beautiful eyes too, they seem diluted with the obvious cocktail of heroin and blow we all know she's addicted to. Makes her ripe for taking advantage of. The perfect woman.

Posted by: Mr. Virginal Weenie Tot at January 22, 2012 04:15 PM (TCyyS)

325

The statement said the funeral-goers were attacked by masked men firing large caliber rifles favored by drug cartels as they mourned the victim of shooting several days earlier.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 08:09 PM

I know nothing, notttthhhhinnngggg

Posted by: Eric Holder at January 22, 2012 04:15 PM (Y+DPZ)

326 "You guys crack me up! I haven't had a woman so much as touch me in over 15 months. I would hit that until one of us was dead.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2012 08:14 PM (PscH1)"

You stationed someone where it's hard to find women?

Posted by: Dustin at January 22, 2012 04:16 PM (8RL8E)

327 I haven't had a woman so much as touch me in over 15 months.

me either.

Posted by: Megahn Big Mac McCain at January 22, 2012 04:16 PM (JYheX)

328 The thumbs on that girl must be 7 inches long

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 04:17 PM (Y+DPZ)

329 By 40 she'll look 75 be discarded for a younger model

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 04:17 PM (PddVe)

330 I heard Cher had that done CoolCzech.

This young lady clearly has all her ribs, I bet you could count them if she took that shirt off!

I think the shirt is Photoshopped somehow. Something isn't lined up right on the lower part, around the waist on her right.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 22, 2012 04:18 PM (SsG4J)

331 329 I just sent her a text.
Posted by: Brett Farve at January 22, 2012 08:15 PM (ZETiK)

I just tweeted her!

Posted by: anthony wiener at January 22, 2012 04:18 PM (w7Lv+)

332 That girl needs a little subcutaneous corpulent tissue on her belly.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 22, 2012 04:18 PM (j+Izh)

333 I think maybe some of this went on; it would explain her odd thinness:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rib_removal

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 08:12 PM (niZvt)

It looks to me that she has all her ribs.

I'm guessing that she's anorexic.

Which is kind of sad.

Posted by: ErikW at January 22, 2012 04:19 PM (WVU2f)

334 The thumbs on that girl must be 7 inches long

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 08:17 PM (Y+DPZ)

Oh my god I just noticed that. She is a FREAK!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2012 04:19 PM (jucos)

335 How can her intestines even fit??Maybe she doesn't need to shit.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 04:19 PM (7W3wI)

336 I was hoping for a Giants Ravens rematch but alas.

Posted by: real joe at January 22, 2012 04:20 PM (w7Lv+)

337 The thumbs on that girl must be 7 inches long

Long, sinewy, hands.

Posted by: NWBurb at January 22, 2012 04:20 PM (7A0m5)

338 326 You guys crack me up! I haven't had a woman so much as touch me in over 15 months. I would hit that until one of us was dead.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2012 08:14 PM (PscH1)

Any chance of parole?

Posted by: Mouse Felter at January 22, 2012 04:20 PM (Q5fHc)

339 340 You should see her pinky toe.Ewwww.

Posted by: Mauricio at January 22, 2012 04:20 PM (7W3wI)

340
Other halftime news:

NEW YORK - Four men have died in New York's subway in less than 24 hours.

Police say the mishaps Â— all on Saturday Â— are unrelated.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 04:20 PM (JYheX)

341 And if you pull the little ring, does she go *spritz* like a beer can?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 22, 2012 04:21 PM (j+Izh)

342 How can her intestines even fit??Maybe she doesn't need to shit.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 08:19 PM (7W3wI)

The colostomy bag comes out of her back.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2012 04:21 PM (jucos)

343 She probably voted for Obama and ,worse yet,is going to vote for him again.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 04:21 PM (7W3wI)

344 But at least she'll still fit through the front door. But at least she'll still fit under the front door.

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 04:22 PM (Ke2m6)

345 347 Employees or riders?

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 04:22 PM (7W3wI)

346 The future Mrs. Gingrich.

Posted by: Noot Gingrich at January 22, 2012 04:24 PM (jucos)

347 You stationed someone where it's hard to find women?

I'm a single father of five, so yes, sort of.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2012 04:24 PM (PscH1)

348 314 I think the bellybutton ring goes through to the back

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 08:09 PM (Ke2m6)

Thats not the only ring she wears..and I dont mean on a finger either. iykwim

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 22, 2012 04:25 PM (FIDMq)

349 344 The thumbs on that girl must be 7 inches long Long, sinewy, hands. Posted by: NWBurb at January 22, 2012 08:20 PM (7A0m5) Strangler hands...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 04:25 PM (niZvt)

350 356 Yeah,but she only chokes chickens....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 04:26 PM (7W3wI)

351 I wonder if her tramp stamp has the same pattern as Bill Maher's...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2012 04:27 PM (niZvt)

352 356 Yeah,but she only chokes chickens....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 08:26 PM (7W3wI)

Bitch

Posted by: The Chicken at January 22, 2012 04:27 PM (jucos)

353 Think Eli Manning scores hot 'tang.He's kind of a goober looking dude but yeah he is a rich athlete...so...

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 04:27 PM (7W3wI)

354 Employees or riders?

Hangers about apparently.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 04:28 PM (JYheX)

355 Niners got nothing. Giants Pats....yawn.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 04:31 PM (PddVe)

356 Toss-counter. Well done.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 04:34 PM (23xg+)

357 362 Niners got nothing. Giants Pats....yawn.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 08:31 PM (PddVe)

I think if you get 5 turnovers and you just squeak by(see previous game), I'd say you have some offense problems

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 22, 2012 04:34 PM (FIDMq)

358 Sofistahic (sp) .... You out there?

Posted by: Mountainmonkey at January 22, 2012 04:35 PM (uXdJq)

359 But at least she'll still fit under the front door.

I lol'd

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 04:36 PM (piMMO)

360 Academy award right there!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 04:37 PM (l14aH)

361 'm a single father of five, so yes, sort of.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2012 08:24 PM (PscH1)

Wow. God bless you, man. You're doing the Lord's work there.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 04:38 PM (AxHOT)

362 pfft.

That Ford ad with the wimpy guy going on about how the car talks to you.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 04:38 PM (piMMO)

363 354 You stationed someone where it's hard to find women?

I'm a single father of five, so yes, sort of.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2012 08:24 PM (PscH1)

Oh Wow! Hang in there sweetheart.

Posted by: Pecos, hates the Long-legged Mack Daddy at January 22, 2012 04:39 PM (2Gb0y)

364 Maybe they want to start covering this Victor Cruz guy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2012 04:41 PM (JugDx)

365 I'm a single father of five, so yes, sort of.

How old are they?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 04:41 PM (piMMO)

366 The Giants play like they're more used to the turf than the 49ers. Wtf?

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 22, 2012 04:41 PM (UESfc)

367 A pinky touches Jacobs and he goes down!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 04:42 PM (l14aH)

368 Just saw the post-game interview with Ray Lewis on NFL Network. Kudos to him for not blaming Billy Cundiff for the missed FG and telling him to never put his head down. Win as a team, lose as a team. Also, he talked about the game result being God's Will. Not holding my breath waiting to see how long it takes people to start ripping on Ray Lewis for his Christianity...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 22, 2012 04:42 PM (vUK/h)

369 Please let it be the Giants. The Patriots owe them a beating.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 04:43 PM (hiMsy)

370 Ray Lewis is a dirty filthy chrtianist and a murderer, but mostly a murderer.

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 04:43 PM (l14aH)

371 PC Matic dot com on both their houses. Now there's a wuss for you.

Posted by: Libra at January 22, 2012 04:44 PM (kd8U8)

372 Now Ray's talking about helping a 17-year old kid with cancer and saying that the game is not as important as life and, as a man of God, there are bigger issues he must deal with.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 22, 2012 04:44 PM (vUK/h)

373 Crap!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 04:46 PM (l14aH)

374 Just saw the post-game interview with Ray Lewis on NFL Network. Kudos to him for not blaming Billy Cundiff for the missed FG and telling him to never put his head down. Win as a team, lose as a team.

Also, he talked about the game result being God's Will. Not holding my breath waiting to see how long it takes people to start ripping on Ray Lewis for his Christianity...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 22, 2012 08:42 PM (vUK/h)

I give him credit. He's grown up from the guy who was rumored to be involved in murders. He's become a leader

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 04:47 PM (AxHOT)

375 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 04:47 PM (y+LPw)

376 Go ahead and cry, Vernon. Its okay to let your emotions out.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 04:47 PM (piMMO)

377

maybe I was wrong about the Niners

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 04:47 PM (PddVe)

378 Nice td!

Posted by: Museisluse at January 22, 2012 04:47 PM (+P7KR)

379 I have a bad feeling a bout this one!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 04:47 PM (l14aH)

380 Now Ray's talking about helping a 17-year old kid with cancer and saying that the game is not as important as life and, as a man of God, there are bigger issues he must deal with.

I give him credit. He's grown up from the guy who was rumored to be involved in murders. He's become a leader

Yep. Just.like.Tebow.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 04:48 PM (piMMO)

381 I bet Tebow likes girls with normal ribs

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 04:49 PM (Ke2m6)

382 378 PC Matic dot com on both their houses. Now there's a wuss for you.

Posted by: Libra at January 22, 2012 08:44 PM (kd8U

Yes I agree. The wussification is strong in that one.

Posted by: Riding Though The Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 22, 2012 04:50 PM (Q5fHc)

383 That Giants girl needs a sammich stat.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 04:50 PM (EjNp5)

384 I give him credit. He's grown up from the guy who was rumored to be involved in murders. He's become a leader Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 08:47 PM Yep, it would have been very easy for him to lose it and complain that this was one of his last chances to make the Super Bowl and to lose the chance in heartbreaking fashion like that. But he didn't. He 'manned up' and is showing leadership. Great to see.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 22, 2012 04:51 PM (vUK/h)

385 Yep. Just.like.Tebow.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 08:48 PM (piMMO)

the media only hate Tebow because he's an outspoken Christian. If he weren't, they'd celebrate him as a David vs. Goliath character

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 04:51 PM (AxHOT)

386 388 I bet Tebow likes girls with normal ribs

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 08:49 PM (Ke2m6)

Women were created from one of Tebow's ribs.

Posted by: Riding Though The Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 22, 2012 04:51 PM (Q5fHc)

387 Gonna stop watching. Got a bad feeling about this game.

They had a better season than I thought they were going to have based
on all of the players that left or were injured at one time or another.

Plus they don't make the playoffs if the Eagles and Cowboys don't implode.

49'rs - Pats will be a pretty good Superbowl I suppose.

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 04:51 PM (l14aH)

388 Yep. Just.like.Tebow.

I am the biggest Tebow fan on the planet, but if Ray Lewis really has turned his life around, it's every bit as impressive as Tebow.

I remain skeptical about Lewis, but he certainly talks a good game.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 22, 2012 04:54 PM (SsG4J)

389 Hmmm, well I've changed my mind. Well, mostly because I'm trying to rationalize rooting for the 49ers, instead of the Giants, since I wanted them to win at the start of the day for the Har-Bowl matchup. But then I figured that a Pats-Giants rematch would be a good storyline. But now I think a Pats-49ers matchup would be a better storyline, since it would mostly focus on a great D going up against a great O. And a rookie coach going up against one of the greatest coaches of all time. Plus I can imagine this is a replay of 1985, with the D of the Bears going up against the Patriots. Plus gotta root for former Bear Jim Harbaugh. Not to mention all that Alex Smith has gone through in his career, both professionally and personally (losing his best friend to suicide a few years back). Okay, back on the bandwagon... Go Niners!

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 22, 2012 04:54 PM (vUK/h)

390 the media only hate Tebow because he's a gorgeous, home-schooled pro-Life white outspoken Christian

FIFY.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 22, 2012 04:55 PM (SsG4J)

391 Giants need to get something going.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 04:55 PM (EjNp5)

392

I'm guessing that Tebow could have a good gig as a male pornstar if he wanted to.

Posted by: ErikW at January 22, 2012 04:55 PM (WVU2f)

393 Thanks all! Much appreciated. They're 15, 13, 11, 8, and 5. Four boys and a little girl. She's the 5 year old.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2012 04:56 PM (PscH1)

394 Allright Giants, you better get something going this drive or you'll probab;y be going home.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 04:58 PM (EjNp5)

395 Go Niners!!!!!! The vast majority of fans are not of the wine and brie set. Grew up in Northern California (timber country, not wine country) as a Niners fan so must stay with them.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 22, 2012 04:58 PM (WUWb9)

396 She's the 5 year old.

I bet her Daddy loves her just a little bit, huh???

God bless ya, Mr, Lowell. Single partnering is not for sissies.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 22, 2012 04:59 PM (SsG4J)

397 the media only hate Tebow because he's a gorgeous, home-schooled pro-Life white outspoken Christian
FIFY.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 22, 2012 08:55 PM (SsG4J)

Gorgeous? Really? Geez. Just goes to show you that a straight white guy has absolutely no idea what women find attractive in men

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 04:59 PM (AxHOT)

398 Darn autocorrect, I meant parenting.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 22, 2012 04:59 PM (SsG4J)

399 Single partnering? Isn't that fapping?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2012 05:01 PM (JugDx)

400 Eesh, hellacious hit

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:01 PM (EjNp5)

401 Please don't ever try to pick anyone up like that.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 05:02 PM (fM4AU)

402 My first post on my tablet. I wish both teams in this game could lose, but failing that, go Giants.

Posted by: Theresa at January 22, 2012 05:02 PM (UiaWo)

403 408 Please don't ever try to pick anyone up like that.

No shit

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:03 PM (EjNp5)

404 Thanks all! Much appreciated. They're 15, 13, 11, 8, and 5. Four boys and a little girl. She's the 5 year old. Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2012 08:56 PM (PscH1) you are a lucky man, granted the teenagers think you are stupid. but that will only last a few years...

Posted by: jake at January 22, 2012 05:03 PM (NrMvo)

405 Whew, looks like he moved a leg

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:03 PM (EjNp5)

406 So Ombudsman, um, Tebow is a little of a butthimface but he appears to have stamina and potential other, ahem, attributes that make him exceedingly attractive. One of those is an NFL quarterback paycheck.

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 05:03 PM (Ke2m6)

407 That was brutal.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2012 05:04 PM (JugDx)

408 Thanks all! Much appreciated. They're 15, 13, 11, 8, and 5. Four boys and a little girl. She's the 5 year old.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2012 08:56 PM (PscH1)

Good heavens! How do you deal with all that budding testosterone? I had four sisters, and I thought it was bad when they all got their periods at the same time.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 05:04 PM (AxHOT)

409 he's moving his legs so that's good.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 05:04 PM (23xg+)

410 Good sign.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 05:04 PM (fM4AU)

411 Just goes to show you that a straight white guy has absolutely no idea what women find attractive in men

I am glad to hear that you don't find him attractive, Ombudsman!!! My husband doesn't either.

But yes, gorgeous..... the boy actually makes my mouth water. And I am old, for God's sake.

For the 'ettes:

http://tinyurl.com/6svply4

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 22, 2012 05:04 PM (SsG4J)

412 Someone needs to give Duke Lowell a mercy...

Ace man those are a's. Don't let you fan hood distort the ability to judge.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 22, 2012 06:38 PM (hC5jI)

ha, if those are a's i look much better than i always thought i did.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 05:08 PM (h+qn8)

413

Gorgeous? Really? Geez. Just goes to show you that a straight white guy has absolutely no idea what women find attractive in men

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 08:59 PM (AxHOT)

see, you're already half way there

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2012 05:10 PM (h+qn8)

414 OK, I don't think Tebow is gorgeous.

And he sounds like he ate paint chips as a child. (To be fair, so do both of the Mannings.)

Posted by: Y-not at January 22, 2012 05:10 PM (5H6zj)

415 Just goes to show you that a straight white guy has absolutely no idea what women find attractive in men

Dude is hot.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 05:12 PM (piMMO)

416 Good heavens! How do you deal with all that budding testosterone?

I've found that two or three fingers of scotch helps with that. Doesn't do much for them, but it improves my attitude a great deal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2012 05:12 PM (PscH1)

417 422 Whoa. MmmmMmmmMm

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 05:13 PM (Ke2m6)

418 Hmmm, interesting commercial. NFL Players singing "Wind Beneath My Wings". Then the tagline to the commercial "We play for you". I assume that "you" means the fans. That must be why Matt Forte is probably going to hold out and not play for $14-$15mil/year, or whatever he was offered by the Bears last offseason, because "he plays for the fans". Uh huh. And why during the opening game of the season last year, players from the Saints and Colts went the field with one finger in the air, apparently to symbolize unity of the NFLPA regarding their standoff with the NFL owners... because they "play for the fans". Uh huh. Nice try, NFL.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 22, 2012 05:13 PM (vUK/h)

419 0 for 7 on third down?

So SF is basically playing CFL rules?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2012 05:14 PM (JugDx)

420 And he sounds like he ate paint chips as a child.

Posted by: Y-not at January 22, 2012 09:10 PM (5H6zj)

Love that. I'm stealing it, and without attribution

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 05:17 PM (AxHOT)

421 I'm so glad I didn't have a blog when I thought Michael Steele would have been a good RNC chair.

'Michael Steele: ThereÂ’s a 50-50 chance of a brokered convention'
at teh Air.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2012 05:19 PM (/jOyr)

422 Not looking good for the Giants.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:19 PM (EjNp5)

423 HE TOUCHED THE BALL!!!

THAT"S A TOUCHDOWN!!!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:21 PM (l14aH)

424 425 Hmmm, interesting commercial. NFL Players singing "Wind Beneath My Wings". Then the tagline to the commercial "We play for you". I assume that "you" means the fans. ... Nice try, NFL. ----------------------------------- Pretty sure "most" ppl had that exact same thought. I sure did.

Posted by: non believer at January 22, 2012 05:21 PM (KScRo)

425
I think it will be Giants ball, but not a touchdown because of the whistle.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 05:22 PM (JYheX)

426 Tebow hot? Umm, hell yea.

Posted by: umm, yea at January 22, 2012 05:22 PM (KScRo)

427 The angles they keep focusing on are useless for knowing if he touched the ball.

Posted by: Y-not at January 22, 2012 05:23 PM (5H6zj)

428 You can't tell from the front, guys.

Posted by: Y-not at January 22, 2012 05:24 PM (5H6zj)

429 That angle looked like it hit him.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:24 PM (EjNp5)

430 I don't have a dog in this fight, but why the hell would you get anywhere near a ball you aren't going to field?

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 05:25 PM (AxHOT)

431 Alright, this is what we need!

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 05:25 PM (y+LPw)

432 Guys (in the booth), if it's "clearest" to you in regular speed, then you are reacting to the odd tumbling of an oblong ball, not direct evidence of it touching.

Posted by: Y-not at January 22, 2012 05:25 PM (5H6zj)

433 Giant ball.

They still have to punch it in!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:25 PM (l14aH)

434 Giants need a TD here, this is probably the game for them.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:25 PM (EjNp5)

435 nice play Williams

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 05:25 PM (PddVe)

436 436 That's what she said

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 05:26 PM (Ke2m6)

437 They didn't show a close up or super slo-mo of it from the angle you'd need to use to see if there was touching. But whatever.

I hate replay.

Posted by: Y-not at January 22, 2012 05:26 PM (5H6zj)

438 That stupid draw never fools anyone.

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:26 PM (l14aH)

439 49'rs defense is sick!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:27 PM (l14aH)

440

Sweet redemption for an almost goat...

"The play also gave Moore a chance to atone for an earlier mistake, when he thought he would be the reason the Patriots wouldn't be headed to Indianapolis. It was his missed tackle that sprung a Torrey Smith 29-yard touchdown in the third quarter.

"Everybody was telling me, 'We know what you can do, just put that behind you,'" Moore said. "You gotta have a short memory. Â… I thought this loss was going to be on me. That was the first thing I could think of. I'm glad it worked out."

ItÂ’s been quite the journey for Moore in just one year in the league. The 21-year-old signed as an undrafted free agent with the Raiders in July, only to be cut after training camp. From there, Moore signed with New England and was placed on the practice squad in October. He played in one game before being cut by the Patriots, only to be brought back in later in the season.

When it was all said and done, Moore found himself making arguably the biggest play in the biggest game of the season, sending the Patriots to Indianapolis.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 05:27 PM (Qjh0I)

441
Plenty of time left, why is everybody saying this is Giants last chance?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 05:27 PM (JYheX)

442 445 They didn't show a close up or super slo-mo of it from the angle you'd need to use to see if there was touching.

That last one they showed form the 49er end zone looked like the ball bounced off his knee.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:27 PM (EjNp5)

443 Huge 3rd down coming up!!

This could be the game for the Giants!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:30 PM (l14aH)

444 That last one they showed form the 49er end zone looked like the ball bounced off his knee.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 09:27 PM (EjNp5)

If you're not going to field the damned thing get away from it

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 05:30 PM (AxHOT)

445 Oh poop!

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2012 05:30 PM (X6akg)

446 Manning all up in his ham!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 05:30 PM (Qjh0I)

447 TOUCHDOWN!!!!

whew...

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 05:30 PM (y+LPw)

448 There you go, Giants just saved their season.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:30 PM (EjNp5)

449 TD! Giants Win!

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 05:30 PM (PddVe)

450 8:34 left. Plenty of time.

Posted by: Y-not at January 22, 2012 05:31 PM (5H6zj)

451 Tebow!

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 05:31 PM (Ke2m6)

452 If you're not going to field the damned thing get away from it

Yep, seems to be a day for special teams mistakes.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:31 PM (EjNp5)

453 D needs to step up!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:32 PM (l14aH)

454 I may or may not be switching between football and Downton Abbey right now.

Posted by: guy at January 22, 2012 05:32 PM (eNIk8)

455
I want to see another three minute shootout here. Great way to win a game.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 22, 2012 05:33 PM (SAMxH)

456 geeze that guy was fast.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 05:33 PM (nj1bB)

457 he was running full speed in traffic.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 05:34 PM (nj1bB)

458 I may or may not be switching between football and Downton Abbey right now.

Posted by: guy at January 22, 2012 09:32 PM (eNIk

HOMO! (is that any good?)

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 05:34 PM (AxHOT)

459 Hello special teams hello!!!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:34 PM (l14aH)

460 464 geeze that guy was fast.

He must work out.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 05:34 PM (Qjh0I)

461 The guy picked his knee cap off the field. Pretty sure the ball hit him.

Posted by: Ronster at January 22, 2012 05:35 PM (JGYCE)

462 We need a turnover or interception!!!

This game has me sweating bullets!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:35 PM (l14aH)

463 Coined: Instant Knee-Play

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 05:35 PM (fM4AU)

464 wtf is with these penalties? Are they trying to lose the game??

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 05:37 PM (y+LPw)

465 Smith barreling down the field!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 05:37 PM (Qjh0I)

466 Apparently.... yes.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 05:37 PM (y+LPw)

467 Damn, just leave the whole field open for Smith why dontcha.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:37 PM (EjNp5)

468 Swiss fucking cheese!!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:38 PM (l14aH)

469 NESN Rob Gronkowski Leaves Gillette Stadium in Walking Boot, Says He'll 'Be Ready' for Super Bowl

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 05:38 PM (Qjh0I)

470 I'm watching a Rockumentary about Rush.Real interesting band,such straight laced guys and truly great musicians.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 05:38 PM (7W3wI)

471 Gah, Giants D takin a nap.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:38 PM (EjNp5)

472 472 wtf is with these penalties? Are they trying to lose the game??

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 09:37 PM (y+LPw)

Word is the ref's bet a lot of money.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 05:38 PM (fM4AU)

473 I'm trying hard to care about this game. I don't.

All I can think is lots of happy liberals tonight, and that makes me sad.

Posted by: Dave in fla at January 22, 2012 05:39 PM (Why44)

474 Is that dude behind Harbaugh Jeff Spiccoli?

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:40 PM (EjNp5)

475 I'm watching a Rockumentary about Rush.Real interesting band,such straight laced guys and truly great musicians.

As musicians, they are amazing. Robert and Berserker have turned me in to a bit of a fan; their earlier stuff is pretty darn good.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 22, 2012 05:40 PM (SsG4J)

476 There should be a better way of calling a time-out than just hoping a ref will see you.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2012 05:41 PM (JugDx)

477 that kicker is no Cundiff

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 05:41 PM (JYheX)

478

Word is the ref's bet a lot of money.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 09:38 PM (fM4AU)

Hochuli needs some new weights.

Posted by: buzzion at January 22, 2012 05:41 PM (GULKT)

479 If you like Rush. Watch Rush in Rio.

It's probably one of the best concerts I have ever seen.

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:42 PM (l14aH)

480 So... anything good on TV?

Posted by: Truman North at January 22, 2012 05:42 PM (I2LwF)

481 483 They did a great concert which is out on DVD now.Their playing is spectacular still but Geddy can't sing consistently well anymore.He was off and on even in the same song.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 05:42 PM (7W3wI)

482
All I can think is lots of happy liberals tonight, and that makes me sad.

Dave, there are a lot of non-Libs in Cali, even in NorCal.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 22, 2012 05:42 PM (SsG4J)

483 There should be a better way of calling a time-out than just hoping a ref will see you.

Coaches get flashbangs.

Posted by: Paul Anka at January 22, 2012 05:43 PM (JYheX)

484

There should be a better way of calling a time-out than just hoping a ref will see you.

Electric collars for the refs and a button to press for the coach.

Posted by: Ronster at January 22, 2012 05:43 PM (JGYCE)

485 Can't figure out the 9er play calling in the Red Zone. Gore's shown an ability to run against the Giants, but no handoffs to him.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 05:43 PM (OL4L4)

486 HOMO! (is that any good?) Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 09:34 PM (AxHOT) I've just watched the first two episodes on Netflix. Right down my alley but my husband would kill himself first.

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2012 05:43 PM (Ke2m6)

487 that play sucked. WORST. PLAY. EVEH.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 05:43 PM (nj1bB)

488 485 that kicker is no Cundiff

Cundriff is already watching youtube replays, and plotting.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 05:43 PM (fM4AU)

489

HOMO! (is that any good?)

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 09:34 PM (AxHOT)

I'm just kidding...Hahaha...I'm just watching football.

(Season 1 was very good. It's strangely addicting.)

Posted by: guy at January 22, 2012 05:44 PM (eNIk8)

490 This game is going to turn on some stupid ass play or penalty!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:44 PM (l14aH)

491 HOMO! (is that any good?)

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 09:34 PM (AxHOT)

I've just watched the first two episodes on Netflix. Right down my alley but my husband would kill himself first.

Huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 05:44 PM (piMMO)

492 Who mans the ham?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 05:44 PM (Qjh0I)

493 I'm watching a Rockumentary about Rush.Real interesting band,such straight laced guys and truly great musicians.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 09:38 PM (7W3wI)

I never got Rush. Sounded like a wailing banshee plus two other guys making more noise than any three guys should be able to make. As I get older, I see them as the successors to Cream

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 05:44 PM (AxHOT)

494 498 This game is going to turn on some stupid ass play or penalty!!! Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 09:44 PM (l14aH) yeah, kinda like the election.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 05:45 PM (loM0R)

495 I agree RenoDave Harbaugh learned play calling from Andy Reid I guess Why stop running?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2012 05:45 PM (SB0V2)

496 WORST. PUNT. EVER.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 05:46 PM (nj1bB)

497 Go Niners!

Posted by: Miss80s at January 22, 2012 05:46 PM (d6QMz)

498 501 Well,they were kind of an aquired taste.As a metal guy,I loved some of their stuff and didn't like some.Great drums,great guitar,great bass,later on Geddy fell too much in love with keyboards and synth for my taste.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 05:47 PM (7W3wI)

499 All three time outs and over 4 minutes. WHy a pass on first down?

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 05:47 PM (OL4L4)

500 Dave, there are a lot of non-Libs in Cali, even in NorCal. Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 22, 2012 09:42 PM (SsG4J) Hi. (waves)

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 05:47 PM (3VSsp)

501 Going for 0 and what, 11?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2012 05:47 PM (JugDx)

502 Vital SACK!

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 05:48 PM (fM4AU)

503 Go Giants.

Posted by: Mama Harbaugh making cookies hoping her sons will visit her at January 22, 2012 05:48 PM (JYheX)

504 Man.... two good games today

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 05:48 PM (AxHOT)

505 That offensive series was idiotic Poor calling! Bad coach

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2012 05:48 PM (SB0V2)

506 Stress for a close game?? No, I'm not pulling my hair out... much

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 05:49 PM (y+LPw)

507 Moar sacks!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2012 05:50 PM (JugDx)

508 Back to the 21.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 05:50 PM (3VSsp)

509 FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

again

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 05:50 PM (y+LPw)

510 Ooof, the little boy who got to pick his own NFL team just got smoked.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 05:50 PM (Qjh0I)

511 Man that D is tough.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 05:50 PM (PddVe)

512 Hella sack.

Posted by: Ronster at January 22, 2012 05:50 PM (JGYCE)

513 We just might have an OT here.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:50 PM (EjNp5)

514 Down goes Frazier.

Posted by: Zombie Howard at January 22, 2012 05:50 PM (JYheX)

515 Giants were lucky!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:52 PM (l14aH)

516 That was a fumble.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 22, 2012 05:52 PM (d6QMz)

517 nah the guy was stacked up, being held up only by another body. Down.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 05:52 PM (nj1bB)

518 O/T: Rim's CEO's are out.
COO taking over....what took them so long?

Posted by: ambrosia at January 22, 2012 05:52 PM (oZfic)

519
Nice strip. Too bad it doesn't count.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 22, 2012 05:52 PM (SAMxH)

520 We'll be lucky to get to OT.

Need to break one to Cruz for a TD!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:52 PM (l14aH)

521 I agree M80B

Posted by: Ronster at January 22, 2012 05:53 PM (JGYCE)

522 Down goes Frazier.

Posted by: Zombie Howard at January 22, 2012 09:50 PM (JYheX)

HA! I thought the same thing. And RIP to Smokin' Joe, who passed two weeks ago.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 05:53 PM (AxHOT)

523

Aex Smith will throw a pick and set the Giants up for the win in regulation.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at January 22, 2012 05:55 PM (ZETiK)

524 This better be a hella punt or giants are in trouble.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 05:55 PM (JYheX)

525 A punt return for a TD would be nice.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 05:55 PM (3VSsp)

526 Giant D needs a BIG STAND right about now!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:56 PM (l14aH)

527 All they need is about 30 yards to be in fg range.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:56 PM (EjNp5)

528 521 We just might have an OT here.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 09:50 PM (EjNp5)

Very funny.

Posted by: Cundiff at January 22, 2012 05:56 PM (fM4AU)

529 I hate that stupid Nissan leaf commercial. More Obama suck up.

Posted by: Museisluse at January 22, 2012 05:56 PM (+P7KR)

530 why fair catch that one? musta been under orders.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 05:56 PM (JYheX)

531 Er 40 yards.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:56 PM (EjNp5)

532 Just enough yards for a FG. All they need.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 22, 2012 05:56 PM (SAMxH)

533

Gotta move it about 40 yards for a field goal. Good game.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 22, 2012 05:56 PM (Usk3+)

534 537 Oh yeah.Electricity from holes.How the fuck does that work?

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 05:57 PM (7W3wI)

535 Posted by: Cundiff at January 22, 2012 09:56 PM (fM4AU)

Heh

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:57 PM (EjNp5)

536 Well, this drive's over.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2012 05:57 PM (JugDx)

537 Wow, both Ds have really stepped it up.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 05:58 PM (y+LPw)

538 I hate the leaf ad and I really hate the phone one with r2d2 Another awesome O series by niners damn

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2012 05:58 PM (SB0V2)

539 C'mon....free football!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 05:58 PM (23xg+)

540 Now we'll see if the Giants can do anything, they'll probably be back on ther own 10 or so.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 05:58 PM (EjNp5)

541 Anybody else think we're looking at multiple overtime periods before this game is over?

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 22, 2012 05:58 PM (UESfc)

542 This game is ours.

Posted by: Eli Manning at January 22, 2012 05:58 PM (ZETiK)

543 4 man rush, and he's running for his life every play

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 05:58 PM (PddVe)

544 Champions step up right about now!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 05:59 PM (l14aH)

545

Both offenses look worse as the game goes on. Usually defenses tire by now and the offenses take over.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 22, 2012 05:59 PM (Usk3+)

546 This game ends on Tuesday.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 05:59 PM (3VSsp)

547 Oh yeah.Electricity from holes.How the fuck does that work?

Uh, see comment 282

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 05:59 PM (piMMO)

548 Prius commercial sucks too with that annoying fucking song.Why do advertisers pick such annoying songs?

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 05:59 PM (7W3wI)

549 I really hate the phone one with r2d2

Is it just me....I cannot hear what that guy is saying in that commercial. Low talker.

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2012 05:59 PM (X6akg)

550 Just Win Baby

Posted by: Zombie Al Davis at January 22, 2012 06:00 PM (fM4AU)

551 whew!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:00 PM (piMMO)

552 Oh for fuck's sake

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2012 06:00 PM (JugDx)

553

Crazy play. That could be the difference maker.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 06:00 PM (Qjh0I)

554 About 20 more yards and the Giants can get 3.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 06:00 PM (EjNp5)

555 15 yards and it's FG baby.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 06:01 PM (Qjh0I)

556 THAT FUCKING DRAW PLAY DRIVES ME CRAZZYYYY!!!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 06:01 PM (l14aH)

557 20 more yards for an interesting ending.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 06:01 PM (JYheX)

558 17.5 yards...

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 06:01 PM (Qjh0I)

559 16.7 yards....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 06:02 PM (JYheX)

560 biden was right giants are going to the superbowl!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2012 06:02 PM (loM0R)

561 Tynes is my playoff kicker. I hope he gets the shot.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:02 PM (piMMO)

562 pick 6

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:02 PM (PddVe)

563 Oh! Victor Cruz almost pulls it in!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 06:03 PM (Qjh0I)

564 heh. that almost catch reminded me of that super bowl.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 06:03 PM (JYheX)

565 Almost a Plaxico catch there.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 06:03 PM (EjNp5)

566 Ain't no Tyree....

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 06:03 PM (fM4AU)

567 Pathetic

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 06:04 PM (3VSsp)

568 So, net 16 yard punt?

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 06:05 PM (EjNp5)

569 I still say this game is going to be decided by some crazy play!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 06:05 PM (l14aH)

570 hoping for OT and to see if the new rules make a diff (sans Tebow)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 06:06 PM (JYheX)

571 Go to OT or go for it?

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 06:06 PM (3VSsp)

572 Protect against the hail mary!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 06:06 PM (l14aH)

573

Throw it midway and to the sideline.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 06:06 PM (Qjh0I)

574

Oh throw it down the field or sit on it.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 22, 2012 06:06 PM (Usk3+)

575 Smushed.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 06:07 PM (Qjh0I)

576 later on Geddy fell too much in love with keyboards and synth for my taste.

Exactly. I had only ever heard the later stuff, and I hate that synthesized sound. Earlier stuff much better.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 22, 2012 06:07 PM (SsG4J)

577 Buck says "4 man rush" every play.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:07 PM (PddVe)

578 Here comes OT,

Posted by: irongrampa at January 22, 2012 06:07 PM (SAMxH)

579 578 hoping for OT and to see if the new rules make a diff (sans Tebow)
579 Go to OT or go for it?

Quit stalking me!

Posted by: Cundiff at January 22, 2012 06:08 PM (fM4AU)

580 585 Buck sure do suck.A chimp could call a better game.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 06:08 PM (7W3wI)

581 How does Troy not smack the shit out of Buck? He is so annoying OT

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2012 06:08 PM (SB0V2)

582 That almost got a little crazy there.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 06:08 PM (23xg+)

583 OT??? Are they trying to kill me?

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 06:08 PM (y+LPw)

584 When a game ends on a horrendous failure by a kicker I just try to imagine how that guy feels.It must suck really really bad.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 06:09 PM (7W3wI)

585

Wife just asked me what I thought of San Fran's execution. I said I'm in favor of it.

*apologies to Buddy Ryan*

Posted by: Meremortal at January 22, 2012 06:09 PM (Usk3+)

586 OT??? Are they trying to kill me?

Yes. They have been working their asses off with precisely that goal in mind.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:10 PM (piMMO)

587 I thought he said "we're sexually in sudden death".

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:10 PM (PddVe)

588 Yes. They have been working their asses off with precisely that goal in mind.

I knew it!!

Yes, possession!

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 06:10 PM (y+LPw)

589 593 That was Coach McKay answering a question about the first Tampa Bat Bucs season.They went 0-14.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 06:11 PM (7W3wI)

590 And we'll all get Participation Ribbons......

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 06:11 PM (fM4AU)

591 Tails it is!!

Lets go Big Blue!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 06:11 PM (l14aH)

592 Somebody in a betting pool somewhere had OT, tied at 17.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 06:11 PM (3VSsp)

593 When a game ends on a horrendous failure by a kicker I just try to imagine how that guy feels.It must suck really really bad.

When the entire rest of the team fails to win, it would suck to blame it on the one guy with the greatest pressure to bear.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:11 PM (piMMO)

594 597 Tampa Bay even.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 06:11 PM (7W3wI)

595 597 thanks, as I hit post I thought, wait, Buddy Ryan?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 22, 2012 06:12 PM (Usk3+)

596 OT.....and now the torrential rain....

Posted by: ambrosia at January 22, 2012 06:12 PM (oZfic)

597

Wife just asked me what I thought of San Fran's execution. I said I'm in favor of it.

*******

I'm sure Buddy said it too, but I believe the first coach to utter this classic line was John McKay in reference to the play of his Tampa Bay team.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 22, 2012 06:12 PM (jNEMn)

598

If they would muzzle Buck and let Aikman do a solo for the OT it'd be great.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 22, 2012 06:12 PM (SAMxH)

599 Raining hard there. Should make for an interesting OT. any fumble could decide it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 06:12 PM (JYheX)

600 eman-- that would be Tebow.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 06:13 PM (nj1bB)

601 Rain actually hurts the running game the most,you can throw.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 06:13 PM (7W3wI)

602 The rain looks worse than it is. The telephoto shot compresses the field and you see all the rain along the field's length.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 06:14 PM (OL4L4)

603 They just don't make appliances the way they used to. My microwave is now dying.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:14 PM (piMMO)

604 The NYGiants have four Boston College Eagles and one UMass Minuteman on their team. Notable.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 06:14 PM (Qjh0I)

605 NFL really needs to move the kickoff back to the thirty, every damn kickoff goes out of the endzone now.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 06:14 PM (EjNp5)

606 Yes, the Leaf commercial. "What if everything ran on gas?"

Every time I see it I want to scream at the TV - BECAUSE IT'S NOT EFFICIENT, DUMBASS. JUST LIKE YOUR FRIGGIN ELECTRIC CAR.

Ok, I'm good now. Rant off.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2012 06:15 PM (PscH1)

607 614 Yes, the Leaf commercial.

Just once i want an electric car commercial to mention that most of the electricity for those cars comes from coal and nuclear.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 06:16 PM (EjNp5)

608 613 -- And that's why most teams elect to kick on the opening kickoff, so it becomes a field position game from the opening kickoff.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 06:16 PM (OL4L4)

609 See that stupid show VH1 is doing with the 3 guitarists?Jimmy Page should be like ,"What?Jack White??Edge?? they suck!"

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 06:17 PM (7W3wI)

610 Ok, so now we're at college rules basically since first possesion didn't score.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 06:17 PM (EjNp5)

611

They just don't make appliances the way they used to.

They don't make anything the way they used to. I know my Dad didn't have to continually replace stuff in our house they way I do now.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:17 PM (PddVe)

612 First possession in OT is over with no scoring. The game is now in sudden death. Any score at all and the game is over.

Come to think of it, a safety wins the game at any point.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 22, 2012 06:17 PM (UESfc)

613
I can see one thing with the new rules in OT, you wouldn't want to try a long field goal on first possession. It really wouldn't help.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 06:18 PM (JYheX)

614 457 TD! Giants Win!

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 09:30 PM (PddVe)

Gonna hang on to this nugget until later

Posted by: Karma at January 22, 2012 06:18 PM (Q5fHc)

615 Protect against Willie "Flipper" Anderson!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 06:18 PM (l14aH)

616 RE: Leaf -- Last week's episode of "Fringe" had a product placement within the program for the Leaf, with Olivia driving it, using the Bluetooth, and talking about the range.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 06:18 PM (OL4L4)

617 619 First time I really noticed it,believe it or not was with a Black&Decker Dustbuster.Our first one worked great for many years,when it finally died the sleek looking new model lasted maybe a year.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 06:18 PM (7W3wI)

618 I think at this point the only way the Giants can win is if the defense gets an interception or picks up a fumble.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 06:19 PM (y+LPw)

619 eman-- that would be Tebow. Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 10:13 PM (nj1bB) God owed him a solid.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 06:19 PM (3VSsp)

620 613 booger wrote, NFL really needs to move the kickoff back to the thirty, every damn kickoff goes out of the endzone now.

I was told that that's the point. Too many injuries on kickoff returns.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 22, 2012 06:19 PM (UESfc)

621

Niners' offense is offensive.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:19 PM (PddVe)

622 620 First possession in OT is over with no scoring. The game is now in sudden death. Any score at all and the game is over.

Oh, i thought the new rules gave each team a chance if the first possesion didn't score.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 06:19 PM (EjNp5)

623 Hatebreed has a song "Ghosts of War" that is so clearly a Slayer pastiche.I mean it is really a Slayer song.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 06:20 PM (7W3wI)

624 If either of these teams can't beat the Patriots, I don't know who could.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 06:20 PM (y+LPw)

625 They don't make anything the way they used to. I know my Dad didn't have to continually replace stuff in our house they way I do now.

Actually, I have a long-running rant here about how sucky new appliances are. In this particular case, my microwave, I should say, is finally dying. It's a 1984 model.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:20 PM (piMMO)

626 fumble return for TD

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:21 PM (PddVe)

627
Giants winning the early field position war.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 06:21 PM (JYheX)

628 619 steevy wrote, First time I really noticed it,believe it or not was with a Black&Decker Dustbuster.Our first one worked great for many years,when it finally died the sleek looking new model lasted maybe a year.

I had an air cleaner that worked great for many years. Picked up an ones along with many extra filters when they stopped making them. The first finally gave out last year.

The replacement from the end of the model life? Lasted less than a year. Feh.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 22, 2012 06:21 PM (UESfc)

629 And that's why most teams elect to kick on the opening kickoff, so it becomes a field position game from the opening kickoff.

They don't choose to kick, teams that win the opening coin toss defer their choice to the second half, so they can take the ball then. Choice then goes to the loser of the coin toss, who generally chooses to take the ball because you score points with your offense.

Same reason teams that win the OT coin toss take the ball.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 06:22 PM (23xg+)

630 Rutt row

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 06:22 PM (3VSsp)

631 It's a 1984 model.

I replaced my '84 Radar Range year before last and I'm already on my second replacement.

Posted by: toby928© at January 22, 2012 06:22 PM (GTbGH)

632 20 yards to field goal range.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 22, 2012 06:22 PM (Usk3+)

633 49'rs D is fookin quick!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 06:22 PM (l14aH)

634
I was told that that's the point. Too many injuries on kickoff returns.

Yeah, but they've basically eliminated returns, there has to be a better way.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 06:22 PM (EjNp5)

635 Does either team want to go to the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Dave in fla at January 22, 2012 06:22 PM (Why44)

636 The replacement from the end of the model life? Lasted less than a year. Feh.

I would gladly pay more for quality.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:23 PM (piMMO)

637 637 -- I thought if you win the toss you can elect to receive or defer, and if you defer, you pick which end of the field to defend.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 06:25 PM (OL4L4)

638 Field condition is sloppy now, candlestick is known for poor drainage.

game ending blunder incoming.

Posted by: justlosebaby at January 22, 2012 06:25 PM (h6XiD)

639 Seriously. I inherited the microwave with the house. I've been in the house for ten years and kept wondering how long it would last because I didn't want to buy a new one until I remodeled the kitchen. When it finally starting slowing down, this week, I decided to see how old it is. I was stunned!

My daughter was born in 1984.

I don't even remember having a microwave back then!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:25 PM (piMMO)

640

I would gladly pay more for quality.

I've been under the impression that doesn't always help, either.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:25 PM (PddVe)

641 This is brutal.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 06:26 PM (Qjh0I)

642 Should have run on 2nd and three.

Posted by: notion at January 22, 2012 06:26 PM (MwTP4)

643 GDAMMIT

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 06:26 PM (y+LPw)

644 Football is meant to played in bad weather.One reason I hate the artificiality of the SuperBowl.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 06:26 PM (7W3wI)

645 I've been under the impression that doesn't always help, either.

Now quality is measured in how well it works over the same shitty time period as those that cost less.

None of them last longer, it just means the better ones work better for only a short while.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:27 PM (piMMO)

646 Oh shit!

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2012 06:27 PM (X6akg)

647 Game over.

Posted by: notion at January 22, 2012 06:27 PM (MwTP4)

648 There's your slop right there.

Posted by: toby928© at January 22, 2012 06:27 PM (GTbGH)

649 Suweett!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:27 PM (piMMO)

650 Can Joe Buck sound any happier anytime Eli gets sacked?

Posted by: Theodoric of York at January 22, 2012 06:27 PM (hW8WT)

651 Frack! That's it.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 06:27 PM (OL4L4)

652 WHAT DID I F'N SAY!

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 06:27 PM (y+LPw)

653 Ruh Roh.

Posted by: Scooby Doo at January 22, 2012 06:27 PM (23xg+)

654
And there is the fumble.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 06:27 PM (JYheX)

655 I'm not sure that Eli concussed would be much different from Eli fully conscious, but the guy does get the job done.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 22, 2012 06:27 PM (jNEMn)

656 Oops.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 22, 2012 06:27 PM (Usk3+)

657 YESS!!!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 06:28 PM (l14aH)

658 How are the Giants going to mess this up?
1 - fumble
2 - missed FG
3 - interception returned for touchdown

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 22, 2012 06:28 PM (UESfc)

659 Way to end the season Williams. Call Billy Cundiff.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:28 PM (PddVe)

660 Boom goes the dynamite. I'm headed to bed. Can't wait to see Eli in the Super Bowl, Vince Wilfork has some special sauce saved up just for him.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2012 06:28 PM (Qjh0I)

661 Now do you kick the field goal or take some shots?

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 06:29 PM (l14aH)

662 How are the Giants going to mess this up?
4. Bad Snap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 06:29 PM (JYheX)

663
Let me kick it.

Posted by: Billy Cundiff at January 22, 2012 06:29 PM (mgl7C)

664

Can Joe Buck sound any happier anytime Eli gets sacked?

I know, I keep hearing "Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! when Eli gets sacked.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 22, 2012 06:30 PM (jNEMn)

665 No joy in Mudville.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 06:30 PM (3VSsp)

666 0 yards to field goal range. Kick now or screw around and maybe lose the ball?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 22, 2012 06:30 PM (Usk3+)

667 I feel bad for the 49ers.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 22, 2012 06:30 PM (d6QMz)

668 It's up to the Hayward Fault now.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 06:31 PM (3VSsp)

669 The Harbawl bowl?

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 06:31 PM (fM4AU)

670 Frickin lucky Giants

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:31 PM (PddVe)

671 Can Joe Buck sound any happier anytime Eli gets sacked?

Posted by: Theodoric of York at January 22, 2012 10:27 PM (hW8WT)

Joe Buck sucks. He's even worse in baseball

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 22, 2012 06:31 PM (AxHOT)

672 Coughlin sucks! Fire Coughlin!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:31 PM (piMMO)

673 Punch it in, guys. Don't end it on a FG.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 22, 2012 06:32 PM (SAMxH)

674 Center the ball and kick now.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 06:32 PM (23xg+)

675 I hope they show pictures of liberal fans crying.

Posted by: Dave in fla at January 22, 2012 06:32 PM (Why44)

676 I was hoping they'd go for the touchdown. Why risk a field goal??

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 06:32 PM (y+LPw)

677 bad snap fumble miss like Romo in Seattle

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:33 PM (PddVe)

678 Why torture them like that?

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 06:33 PM (3VSsp)

679 That series when there were 4 minutes left, the Niners had three time outs and elected to pass on every play is where Harbaugh blew it.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 06:33 PM (OL4L4)

680 no way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 06:33 PM (JYheX)

681 It's just amazing any team from the NFC East made it into the Superbowl, that was the worst division by far of the entire league.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 06:34 PM (EjNp5)

682 Okay, do that penalty 10 more times.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 06:34 PM (3VSsp)

683 only a yard shorter tha Cundiff's kick

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:34 PM (PddVe)

684 Jesus, the Giants aren't the best team ever to get to the bowl, but they damn sure are the luckiest

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 06:34 PM (Y+DPZ)

685 It's GOOD!

Posted by: toby928© at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (GTbGH)

686 Giants are looking Super!!!

Posted by: McLovin at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (l14aH)

687 9-7 team to the Superbowl.Why even play a regular season??

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (7W3wI)

688 Oh shit.

Posted by: Tom Brady and the Patriots at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (GULKT)

689 Superbowl 42 repeat.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (EjNp5)

690 Sure hate to be Kyle Williams right now

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (Y+DPZ)

691 Baltimore and SF managed to lose despite the best efforts of the eventual winners.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (UESfc)

692 Holder Weatherford play of the day.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (23xg+)

693
Chicago is out? Chicago is out!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (JYheX)

694

BO ring! Congrats Gints fans here.

How about some hockey?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:35 PM (PddVe)

695 Wooo Hooooo

And all you complainers on the fan....suck it!

Posted by: ambrosia at January 22, 2012 06:36 PM (oZfic)

696 Finally someone wins. I can't believe the 8-8 Giants are going to the Super Bowl. At least they lost twice to the Skins.

Posted by: Dave in fla at January 22, 2012 06:36 PM (Why44)

697 Here's hoping the Giants kick the living crap out of the Patriots.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 06:36 PM (fM4AU)

698 Shazzbot.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 06:36 PM (3VSsp)

699 The Niners have a lot of conservative fans. I'm one, even though until three years ago, I had lived in the Bay Area my entire life.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 06:36 PM (OL4L4)

700 It's just amazing any team from the NFC East made it into the Superbowl, that was the worst division by far of the entire league.

Posted by: booger at January 22, 2012 10:34 PM (EjNp5)

Horseshit. We're the Gold Standard

Posted by: Philadelphia Eagles' Owner Jeff Lurie at January 22, 2012 06:36 PM (AxHOT)

701 woot!

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2012 06:36 PM (nj1bB)

702 Looks like this is a Super Bowl to skip. Oh, and how much dick sucking will go on, I mean you have Tom Brady and Eli Manning. Tough Choice.

Posted by: Josh at January 22, 2012 06:36 PM (u7JYI)

703 Pats win the SB 45 to 42 in OT.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2012 06:37 PM (3VSsp)

704 Now all of us must endure the insufferable east coast media gloatbagging. thanks 9'ers.

Posted by: justlosebaby at January 22, 2012 06:37 PM (h6XiD)

705 Joe Biden was right. Stand up, Joe.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 06:37 PM (fM4AU)

706 711 - I'll be watching it for the commercials. Or maybe I'll just wait and catch them on the internet.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 06:37 PM (OL4L4)

707 Tynes says, I'm going to the f**king Super Bowl!

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2012 06:38 PM (PddVe)

708 Two of the teams I hate the most going to the Super Bowl

Shit, this season sucks

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 06:38 PM (Y+DPZ)

709 Meanwhile, Tony Romo is sitting at home sobbing.

Posted by: Dave in fla at January 22, 2012 06:39 PM (Why44)

710 Woo Hoo!!

And to think, halfway through the season I thought the Giants sucked.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 06:39 PM (y+LPw)

711 She's got her gut sucked in more than a 40 year old guy at a nude beach.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 22, 2012 06:39 PM (r4wIV)

712 Two of the teams I hate the most going to the Super Bowl

Why the h8ing on the Gints?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:39 PM (piMMO)

713 It's just amazing any team from the NFC East made it into the Superbowl, that was the worst division by far of the entire league.

Ahem.

Posted by: AFC West at January 22, 2012 06:40 PM (JYheX)

714 We're going to hear how great Eli and Brady were even though Eli got there courtesy of two mishandled punts and Brady got there over a pooched FG

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 06:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

715 It's 2012. Maybe this Super Bowl will begin the apocalypse the Mayan's predicted.

Posted by: Josh at January 22, 2012 06:40 PM (u7JYI)

716
Payback time.

Posted by: Vince Wilfork at January 22, 2012 06:40 PM (mgl7C)

717 Cruz was too cute.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 06:40 PM (piMMO)

718 Congratulations to the Giants.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 22, 2012 06:40 PM (d6QMz)

719 I told you

Posted by: NortonPete at January 22, 2012 06:41 PM (8zxoH)

720 722 Two of the teams I hate the most going to the Super Bowl

Why the h8ing on the Gints?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2012 10:39 PM

I'm a Jets fan. Any native of the NYC area would understand

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 06:41 PM (Y+DPZ)

721 I wonder what this game would have been like if Ted Ginn Jr. hadn't been out because of his injured knee?

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 06:41 PM (OL4L4)

722 I'm a Jets fan. Any native of the NYC area would understand

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 10:41 PM (Y+DPZ)

I'm a jets fan too.....but I'm happy for the Giants....

and Super Bowl 42 was a great game...so looking forward to the game...

Posted by: ambrosia at January 22, 2012 06:43 PM (oZfic)

723 I'm a Jets fan. Any native of the NYC area would understand

Yeah, but don't you hate the Pats even more??

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 06:44 PM (y+LPw)

724 One thing's for sure: San Francisco fans, for the most part, suck. Am I right?

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 06:45 PM (fM4AU)

725 Wouldn't you know it that the team that was first in the league in taking away the ball from other teams would lose because they turned the ball over twice?

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 06:45 PM (OL4L4)

726 Who's the old lady in the fur coat yelling at Terry Bradshaw for not picking the Giants?

She's hysterical!

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 06:47 PM (y+LPw)

727 734 I'm a Jets fan. Any native of the NYC area would understand

Yeah, but don't you hate the Pats even more??
Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 10:44 PM

Yes, but we're going to hear how great the Giants are even though they lucked into the game.

That said, I would love to see Belichick's face when he's once again the bridesmaid

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 06:48 PM (Y+DPZ)

728 I want to give credit to the Giants for making the 49er wide receivers non-entities in the game.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 06:48 PM (OL4L4)

729 738 Yep,feel the same.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2012 06:51 PM (7W3wI)

730 739 I want to give credit to the Giants for making the 49er wide receivers non-entities in the game. Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 10:48 PM

Thank also the dearth of good wide receivers on the Niners this year.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 06:52 PM (Y+DPZ)

731 Oh, that was the widow Mrs. Mara. She's a hoot.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 06:54 PM (y+LPw)

732 Look on the bright side. Madonna is being wheeled out at halftime for some reason. Oh fuck us.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at January 22, 2012 10:41 PM (c9Ivb)

She's sucked enough dick to single-handedly meet the diversity quota

Posted by: Philadelphia Eagles' Owner Jeff Lurie at January 22, 2012 06:54 PM (AxHOT)

733
Thank also the dearth of good wide receivers on the Niners this year.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 10:52 PM (Y+DPZ)

I was shocked when I heard the announcers say that TE Vernon Davis is the fastest receiver on the team.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 06:54 PM (23xg+)

734 Congratulations Giants, beat New England now...

Posted by: EBL at January 22, 2012 06:56 PM (UwxZ1)

735 Somewhere in New York City a happy, little Ewok whistles joyfully as he skins a hobo and chugs from a bottle of Val-U-Right...

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2012 06:56 PM (I49Jm)

736 735 One thing's for sure: San Francisco fans, for the most part, suck. Am I right?

Posted by: S Daniel at January 22, 2012 10:45 PM (fM4AU)

The rest of 'em swallow.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 06:56 PM (23xg+)

737 I'm a Jets fan.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 10:41 PM (Y+DPZ)

I'm suspicious. You know how to spell two multisyllabic words.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 22, 2012 06:57 PM (nEUpB)

738 Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2012 10:56 PM (23xg+)

They were fair weather fans in the 80s and 90s when I lived there. I can't imagine that they got better.

A bunch of effete, Chardonnay swilling assholes who arrive late and leave early. Or drunken idiots who fight in the stands and the parking lots.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 22, 2012 07:00 PM (nEUpB)

739 Thank also the dearth of good wide receivers on the Niners this year. Crabtree's pretty good, but he only had once reception for three yards. It seemed like they went away from short, quick downfield passes with some RAC, and kept trying to go long. There were also few planned rollout plays. Sometimes Smith was forced out of the pocket, and then underthrew his receiver. The coaching effort just seemed off to me today.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 07:01 PM (OL4L4)

740 724 We're going to hear how great Eli and Brady were even though Eli got there courtesy of two mishandled punts and Brady got there over a pooched FG

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 10:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

Who cares. That's part of the game. Both Eli and Brady are obviously significant reasons for why both the Giants and Patriots are in the Super Bowl this year (and in previous years). Both, especially Brady, carried their teams at times during the season and neither would have been in any position to advance to the Super Bowl without them. Plus, it's not like both haven't lead their teams to the Super Bowl before.

Posted by: Slappy at January 22, 2012 07:04 PM (LTbLf)

741 No hideous birthmark - just an advanced case of anorexia.

Posted by: packsoldier at January 22, 2012 07:06 PM (ypWek)

742 >>>Yes, but we're going to hear how great the Giants are even though they lucked into the game.

Luck?

Okay. Guess the Giants defense had nothing to do with repeatedly stopping the 49ers from getting within field goal range when it could have won the game for them.

Unlike the Pats who allowed the Ravens to get into a position to send the game into overtime and, lucky for them, the Ravens missed.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 22, 2012 07:07 PM (gCa4h)

743 A bunch of effete, Chardonnay swilling assholes who arrive late and leave early. Some yes, some no. My mom's male cousins, who have been Niner fans since the early 70's, and had season tickets through the 80's and 90's, were SF firemen. They all retired in the late 90's and moved far enough North of SF that it became impractical to attend.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 07:07 PM (OL4L4)

744 Both, especially Brady, carried their teams at times during the season and neither would have been in any position to advance to the Super Bowl without them. Plus, it's not like both haven't lead their teams to the Super Bowl before. Posted by: Slappy at January 22, 2012 11:04 PM

Please don't temper my angry rants with facts. This is fuckin' football!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2012 07:07 PM (Y+DPZ)

745 712 Pats win the SB 45 to 42 in OT.

They both better up their games, then. All 4 teams seemed to play tentatively today.

Posted by: Minuteman (aka trainer) until Juggy is Gone at January 22, 2012 07:10 PM (DGxyd)

746 Minuteman (aka trainer) until Juggy is Gone wrote All 4 teams seemed to play tentatively today.

It'll be even worse after a two-week layoff.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 22, 2012 07:11 PM (UESfc)

747 Congratulations Giants, now go beat NE.

Posted by: EBL at January 22, 2012 07:25 PM (UwxZ1)

748 If I do watch the SB, I'll probably root for the Pats, since Brady is a Bay Area guy.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 07:28 PM (OL4L4)

749 BTW, Reby Sky has a tramp stamp and a nipple ring, so I've lost interest

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 07:32 PM (OL4L4)

750 49ers failed to convert on 3d down all day today. They were lucky the score was that close. Both teams played superb defense today.

Posted by: real joe at January 22, 2012 07:39 PM (w7Lv+)

751 Lucky the score was that close? Screw you 'fake joe.' Niners defense dominated and tossed Elisha (his real name) around like a rag doll. Giants would've lost if it wasn't for a scrub special teamer or a loser ref that made up for the horrible call in the Green Bay game that took away a Bradshaw fumble. Go away.

Posted by: NJRob at January 22, 2012 07:41 PM (FVp26)

752 Sorry you're so butthurt by the game jersey rob, but the fact remains the 9ers didn't convert a 3d down today. hard to win that way hahaha now go cry some more.

Posted by: real joe at January 22, 2012 07:45 PM (w7Lv+)

753 Whiners will always be whiners. or 49 Niners.

Posted by: grease monkey at January 22, 2012 07:56 PM (VSWPU)

754 Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 22, 2012 11:32 PM (OL4L4)

Uh, you forgot the piercing 'down there' as well.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 22, 2012 09:22 PM (y+LPw)

755 I have to go with Tehmeena in the giants jersey...

Posted by: theworldisnotenough at January 22, 2012 09:49 PM (Us86x)

756 Bad day to be a Harbaugh.

Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2012 09:58 PM (FcR7P)

757 "The Giants girl is workin' for me."

How? She freakin looks deformed!

Posted by: Sgt. York at January 23, 2012 02:05 AM (7Qqrk)

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