January 11, 2014

NFL PLAYOFFS
— Dave in Texas

Ain'ts and Seattle (who are going to the show), in just a few mins.

Colts at New England (who are also going to the show), after that one up there.

Saturday.

My favorite Patriot.

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God bless America.


Bonus Patriots below the fold

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I'm not endorsing the Patriots. I'm appreciating them.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 12:44 PM | Comments (546)
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1 She got the crazy eyes .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 11, 2014 12:45 PM (XWw96)

2 Go colts

Posted by: phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at January 11, 2014 12:45 PM (2segR)

3 Elbows are hidden. Anyone have that x-ray software?

Posted by: some other guy at January 11, 2014 12:45 PM (2DunM)

4 Ok I am straight again.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 12:45 PM (RZ8pf)

5 FYI still the same nothing changes but time

Posted by: phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at January 11, 2014 12:46 PM (2segR)

6 #4 HAH! Ok, that'll be $325 for the half hour of therapy

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 11, 2014 12:51 PM (l7DqC)

7 Geaux Colts

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 11, 2014 12:54 PM (TE35l)

8 Ok I am straight again.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 04:45 PM (RZ8pf

 

Wait....what.....did I miss something? 

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 11, 2014 12:55 PM (xt3Pv)

9 Nice Pats chickies, Dave . . .  We must smite the Colts in Foxboro today. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 12:56 PM (8lmkt)

10 8 Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 11, 2014 04:55 PM (xt3Pv)

I think PIV Avenger is attacking the 'ettes...

it's okay give 'em a few.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 11, 2014 12:57 PM (TE35l)

11 I heard Romo worked out today. *goes into a closet to play with the legos and talk to myself*

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 11, 2014 12:58 PM (l7DqC)

12 I feel a little less dirty now.

Posted by: Icedog at January 11, 2014 12:58 PM (uZ6Ul)

13 I know you like her Dave, but it looks like her nose sticks out further than her boobs

Posted by: kbdabear at January 11, 2014 12:59 PM (aTXUx)

14 It's my booty to please that duty.
 
Look, I'm trying to be all patriotic and stuff, and to have fantasies.
 
But mostly to have fantasies. Geaux Saints.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2014 12:59 PM (cHZB7)

15 >>> Ok I am straight again. Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: fluffy at January 11, 2014 12:59 PM (Ua6T/)

16 13 kbdabear at January 11, 2014 04:59 PM (aTXUx)

That's a woman?


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 11, 2014 12:59 PM (TE35l)

17 Daring little flip right there.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 01:00 PM (ZshNr)

18 Sorry, but these don't hold a candle to the cheerleader pic in the last thread.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2014 01:00 PM (sdi6R)

19 Go Saints and Horseshoes!

Posted by: brevity at January 11, 2014 01:00 PM (8xlhb)

20 Cheerleaders.  The only redeeming quality of the NFL.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 01:01 PM (rbTfA)

21 Those yankee girls might have some nice bods, but their faces can't hold a candle to Southern babes.

Posted by: Icedog at January 11, 2014 01:01 PM (uZ6Ul)

22 13 I know you like her Dave, but it looks like her nose sticks out further than her boobs Posted by: kbdabear at January 11, 2014 04:59 PM (aTXUx)She She does have a great ass though

Posted by: kbdabear at January 11, 2014 01:01 PM (aTXUx)

23
Dave is picking Seahawks v Patriots Super Bowl?


Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2014 01:01 PM (gYIst)

24 DiT, think this young lady should try out to be a cheerleader?

http://youtu.be/c9FS1bxaGTg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 01:01 PM (ZqlGu)

25 Whew, finally some adult cheerleaders.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2014 01:02 PM (g4TxM)

26 She has back fat.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 11, 2014 01:02 PM (LI48c)

27 Oh, there's a playoffs thread.

Posted by: HR at January 11, 2014 01:02 PM (hO8IJ)

28 11 >> *goes into a closet to play with the legos and talk to myself*
 
Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2014 01:03 PM (cHZB7)

29 rickl, wow...honestly didn't see your 'hold a candle' remark before I posted mine.  AOS groupthink...now I'm worried.

Posted by: Icedog at January 11, 2014 01:03 PM (uZ6Ul)

30 Uh oh.  It's going to be a battle of FG's.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 01:03 PM (rbTfA)

31
okay, as Pres Bush would say, now watch this drive

Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2014 01:03 PM (gYIst)

32
It moved.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2014 01:04 PM (n0DEs)

33 whoa I've never met a sailor like that so which team are we hating on since da bears were cheated against all season by the umps?

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 11, 2014 01:04 PM (At8tV)

34 so which team are we hating on since da bears were cheated against all season by the umps?

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 11, 2014 05:04 PM (At8tV)




Take your pick. Panthers are gonna win it all anyway.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 01:05 PM (yh0zB)

35 I would thoroughly endorse that Brunette Patriette in the back row.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 01:06 PM (pi2mu)

36 Those yankee girls might have some nice bods, but their faces can't hold a candle to Southern babes. Posted by: Icedog at January 11, 2014 05:01 PM (uZ6Ul) *** Judging by the amount of make-up worn by southern girls, a candle doesn't seem like the right tool. Putty knife maybe. **And that's when the fight started, officer**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2014 01:06 PM (g4TxM)

37 Posted by: navycopjoe why god why?
 
How much did those Bears playoff tickets cost you?
 
Ahem.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2014 01:06 PM (cHZB7)

38
We're hatin on the Seattle today, but we're calling them the Bears.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2014 01:07 PM (n0DEs)

39 Can someone please buy Ryan some fuckin shampoo?  ...send some to Belichick while you're at it.

Posted by: Icedog at January 11, 2014 01:07 PM (uZ6Ul)

40 >> DiT, think this young lady should try out to be a cheerleader? Housekeeper. My place.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 11, 2014 01:07 PM (l7DqC)

41 I am not watching the game. The Seahawks always lose when I watch the game.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 01:07 PM (RZ8pf)

42 34 so which team are we hating on since da bears were cheated against all season by the umps? Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 11, 2014 05:04 PM (At8tV) Don't worry ncj. The Bears are still going to the Super Bowl; They bought their tickets *way* in advance, .

Posted by: Thrawn at January 11, 2014 01:07 PM (WlWt+)

43 I like the little blonde  in the Pats pic.  Thighs that could break a neck.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 01:09 PM (rbTfA)

44 37 How much did those Bears playoff tickets cost you? are you kidding? two words: frozen tundra it'll take a cubs world series to get me to put up with that shit

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 11, 2014 01:09 PM (At8tV)

45
The Seahawks always lose when I watch the game don't post boobeh pics for my friends living inside my computer.
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle

Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2014 01:09 PM (gYIst)

46 Nice that the cock who just knocked Percy Harvin out or the fucking game with a helmet to helmet hit gets to stay in the game. I guess the head-hunting bullshit still is popular on that team. Fuckheads. Go HAWKS!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2014 01:09 PM (GoEpX)

47 oh yeah....pete carroll now I remember who to hate on

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 11, 2014 01:10 PM (At8tV)

48 They just took it away.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 01:11 PM (PcxGS)

49 PGiS, I am confident that the 'Hawks will win this.  I want to see more Beast Mode.  Here, come sit by me and we'll drink some cheap swill and have some ruffles and onion dip. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 01:11 PM (8lmkt)

50 Aaaaannnnd, Seattle recovers the ball!

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 01:11 PM (rbTfA)

51 The Seahawks put their cheerleaders in track suits!? They look like the Peruvian Curling Team out there.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 01:11 PM (pi2mu)

52
Isn't it funny how after the hullabaloo every season at the end between the Cowboys, Eagles, and Bears, and usually Giants, that none of them play after Wildcard Weekend.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2014 01:12 PM (gYIst)

53 That fumble just sort of bounced under the Seattle player.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 11, 2014 01:12 PM (LI48c)

54 There we go, Beast Mode!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 01:13 PM (8lmkt)

55 TD Seahawks.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 01:13 PM (HBIUw)

56 Touchdown, Seattle!

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 01:13 PM (rbTfA)

57 Mmm thanks peaches. I like onion dip. I am thinking about heating up some queso dip if my tortilla chips aren't stale.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 01:13 PM (RZ8pf)

58 The knot is an illusion.  Lift the skirt, grasshopper.

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2014 01:13 PM (TKFmG)

59 Well, that was just stupid.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 01:13 PM (mS4db)

60 Awesome

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 11, 2014 01:13 PM (Wp8ly)

61 52 December should make it to the pro-bowl every year

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 11, 2014 01:14 PM (At8tV)

62 13-0. This could get ugly in a hurry.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 01:14 PM (HBIUw)

63 New Orleans be missing the dome I think.

Posted by: CDR M at January 11, 2014 01:14 PM (LsJl8)

64 Mebane...wonder if he pronounces it "Mebbin" like the town in NC...Seattle roonz/ettez?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 01:14 PM (yh0zB)

65 Hi, Vendette!!!  {waves Pats shirt like a fuckin' maniac}

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 01:14 PM (8lmkt)

66 I'd better heat up that leftover Gumbo.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 01:15 PM (4K8Lx)

67 woot, Peaches has her shirt off!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 01:15 PM (yh0zB)

68 Hi, Vendette!!! {waves Pats shirt like a fuckin' maniac} Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 05:14 PM (8lmkt) Hi, Peaches! I don't need to have the volume turned up on my TV. I can hear the neighbor's, particularly the bass.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 01:15 PM (HBIUw)

69 Wow DiT, will you insist she wear that outfit while cleaning?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 01:15 PM (ZqlGu)

70 They look like the Peruvian Curling Team out there. Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 05:11 PM (pi2mu) **** Careful there. My great-uncle was on the 1960 Peruvia womens' Olympic curling team. They finished out of medal contention due to leg hair friction.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2014 01:16 PM (g4TxM)

71 Seamus, you fucker, I almost spewed cheap swill on that one.

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 01:17 PM (8lmkt)

72 Peaches is gonna be passed out by the time the ONT hits.

Posted by: CDR M at January 11, 2014 01:17 PM (LsJl8)

73 I wonder if any of THESE young ladies would like to engage in some PIV violence.....  Although the one on top has lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 11, 2014 01:17 PM (jucos)

74 Aaaannnnnnnddddd . . . Beast Mode.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2014 01:18 PM (GoEpX)

75 NO is not looking good.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 01:18 PM (HBIUw)

76 I assume the Seahawks fans are being loud and obnoxious as always? I am surprised I can't hear them at my house.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 01:19 PM (RZ8pf)

77 Peaches is gonna be passed out by the time the ONT hits.

Posted by: CDR M at January 11, 2014 05:17 PM (LsJl

 

I will be watching my beloved Pats stomp the living shit out of those Dolts when the ONT hits.  And I never pass out.  Sheesh, you think you got friends . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 01:20 PM (8lmkt)

78 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 11, 2014 05:17 PM (jucos) Not to mention the horrid elbows,

Posted by: Thrawn at January 11, 2014 01:20 PM (WlWt+)

79 See there's a penalty the minute I switch to the game. I will watch it vicariously through you guys.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 01:21 PM (RZ8pf)

80 Hi everyone.  Go Seahawks!


Posted by: not the mama at January 11, 2014 01:21 PM (5dxeo)

81 That was weird. It sort of looked like he held him and then bit his arm.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 01:21 PM (vsWPl)

82 Hey, Truck!!  You sound like you might be headed for your bunk on that . . . ???

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 01:22 PM (8lmkt)

83 71 >> Cheap swill?
 
I'm soaking in it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2014 01:22 PM (cHZB7)

84 Oh yea, first down...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 01:24 PM (yh0zB)

85 Oh Erin, how you have fallen.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 11, 2014 01:24 PM (WdbF7)

86 oh yeah....pete carroll

now I remember who to hate on

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 11, 2014 05:10 PM (At8tV)




He is one of the biggest rat bastard cheating scumbag pieces of shit in football. And a Barry lover to boot. Fuck him sideways with a goal post

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2014 01:25 PM (JivuR)

87 wow...whatta hole...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 01:25 PM (yh0zB)

88

Fuckin' Lynch is beating them up.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 01:25 PM (rbTfA)

89 oh you gotta be fucking with me...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 01:26 PM (yh0zB)

90 Well executed play, that.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 01:26 PM (rbTfA)

91 You know the thing I don't understand is why the NFL allows the dreadlocks and long hair. I mean people can accidentally yank those out not to mention deliberately.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 01:26 PM (RZ8pf)

92 Chili's ready.

Posted by: HR at January 11, 2014 01:26 PM (hO8IJ)

93 Oh yeah these teams don't like each other.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 11, 2014 01:27 PM (WdbF7)

94 You know the thing I don't understand is why the NFL allows the dreadlocks and long hair. I mean people can accidentally yank those out not to mention deliberately. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 05:26 PM (RZ8pf) I think they now have penalties for hair-pulling.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 01:28 PM (HBIUw)

95
Pete Carroll...a fan of obama??

Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2014 01:28 PM (gYIst)

96

Chili's ready.

 

I'll have a bowl if you don't mind.

Posted by: Ronster at January 11, 2014 01:28 PM (kj1eu)

97 Just when I had got my mind off those cuties and back in my book, check back to the new thread and it's back on quarters again.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 11, 2014 01:28 PM (T2V/1)

98 You know the thing I don't understand is why the NFL allows the dreadlocks and long hair. I mean people can accidentally yank those out not to mention deliberately.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 05:26 PM (RZ8pf)

 

 

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If I were playing in the NFL, that'd be one of the things I'd be going for.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 01:29 PM (rbTfA)

99 wow...whatta hole...

I bet you say that to all the girls . . .

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 11, 2014 01:29 PM (8lmkt)

100 91 You know the thing I don't understand is why the NFL allows the dreadlocks and long hair. I mean people can accidentally yank those out not to mention deliberately.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 05:26 PM (RZ8pf)



That actually happened this year.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 11, 2014 01:29 PM (T2V/1)

101 See I have to change the channel I tried to watch and look what happened.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 01:30 PM (RZ8pf)

102 Yeah, there is video (surely on youtube) of some guy coming away with a big ol' handful of hair earlier this year.  It was kinda gag-worthy.

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 01:30 PM (8lmkt)

103 No wonder N.O. is struggling. It looks like Brees got his lucky face mole sand-blasted. Jinx.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2014 01:30 PM (g4TxM)

104 I saw Peruvian Curling Team open for Los Lobos in'82.

Posted by: real joe at January 11, 2014 01:30 PM (xXhgd)

105 Needs more Compassion, especially for the Gays, who hate elbows/women and are therefore being "discriminated" against. Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 11, 2014 01:31 PM (DhGW2)

106 lucky face mole???   Amanda Marcotte was kissing him?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 01:31 PM (ZqlGu)

107

Hi, Peaches!

I don't need to have the volume turned up on my TV. I can hear the neighbor's, particularly the bass.

 

I remember when Canada was playing the U.S. in the hockey* finals of the Salt Lake City Olympics. I don't have a television (really I don't) but I knew the Canadians had won when the entire town started cheering. Didn't need television to know who won that one.

*I don't acknowledge the term ice hockey.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 11, 2014 01:32 PM (Xmw9g)

108
late hit, anyone?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2014 01:32 PM (gYIst)

109 Our cheerleaders wear ugly outfits sometimes. Sorry.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 01:32 PM (RZ8pf)

110 My Christmas tree never looks that good with tinsel. Obviously I'm doing something wrong.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2014 01:32 PM (oFCZn)

111 > 91

I don't understand why they fined Marshawn Lynch for not talking to the media.  I know they want their players to be spokespeople, too, but not all of them are cut out for that role. 

Posted by: not the mama at January 11, 2014 01:33 PM (5dxeo)

112 Knockout Tourney. Picked Seattle : Lincolntf, Ronster, Toby928, Joffen, GGE, Vendette, Soona, Truck Monkey, Chuck, Picked New Orleans : Soothsayer, Guy Mohawk, Seamus Muldoon, Phoenixgirl, Crotchety Old Jarhead, Daybrother

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 01:33 PM (ZshNr)

113  wow...whatta hole...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 05:25 PM (yh0zB)

 

_______________

Why thank you....

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 11, 2014 01:33 PM (jucos)

114 We are having wind advisories here. If the power goes out in the Seattle area you will be able to hear the screaming in California!

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 01:33 PM (RZ8pf)

115 I think your team gets a strike against it if your cheerleaders have to wear rain gear. 

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 01:33 PM (HsJeN)

116
WHY?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2014 01:34 PM (gYIst)

117 Fourth down play.........TOAST!

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 01:34 PM (rbTfA)

118 Does anyone else find the dad driving the car at night fast toward the moon with the terrified kid in the backseat a little creepy and odd?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 01:35 PM (RZ8pf)

119 holy moley, huge Flukes in NO's defensive line...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 01:37 PM (yh0zB)

120 Did not expect a game like this.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 11, 2014 01:37 PM (Wp8ly)

121 Sandra or Liver?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 01:38 PM (ZqlGu)

122 Does anyone else find the dad driving the car at night fast toward the moon with the terrified kid in the backseat a little creepy and odd?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 05:35 PM (RZ8pf)

 

 

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I did,  and then I remember how much fun it was when my mom did it with me and my sister when were kids.  It was fun then.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 01:38 PM (rbTfA)

123 Did not expect a game like this. What, boring? Most NFL games are.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 01:38 PM (pi2mu)

124 Fox Sports capsule of Seattle/NO game in name.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 01:39 PM (ZshNr)

125 Ridiculous .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 11, 2014 01:39 PM (XWw96)

126 Yeah but the kid doesn't look like he is having fun. Nice catch Seahawks!

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 01:40 PM (RZ8pf)

127

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 05:38 PM (pi2mu)

I expected NO to at least get on the board by now.

And yes, you're right about most games.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 11, 2014 01:40 PM (Wp8ly)

128 I did, and then I remember how much fun it was when my mom did it with me and my sister when were kids. It was fun then. Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 05:38 PM (rbTfA) Added fun: turn the headlights off for a few seconds at a time.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2014 01:40 PM (oFCZn)

129 It's really  raining there.  Oh....wait.....it's Seattle.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 01:40 PM (rbTfA)

130 huge Flukes in NO's defensive line... *** I thought she was on offense... Wide receiver.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2014 01:40 PM (g4TxM)

131 One thing I do know about football, - there will be many crucial and tremendous goings-on in the second half and beyond.

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2014 01:41 PM (TKFmG)

132 Just wow

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2014 01:42 PM (o9Rp5)

133 I remember when Canada was playing the U.S. in the hockey* finals of the Salt Lake City Olympics. I don't have a television (really I don't) but I knew the Canadians had won when the entire town started cheering. Didn't need television to know who won that one. *I don't acknowledge the term ice hockey. Posted by: Northernlurker at January 11, 2014 05:32 PM (Xmw9g) I don't acknowledge "ice hockey" either. "Hockey" refers to the stuff on ice. If it's on any other surface, add the qualifier. Back when I was in university the Edmonton Oilers were in the playoffs and they were down 3-0. My dorm floor gave up and started watching The Simpsons instead. We heard the floor below cheer, so we flipped back for the rerun of the 3-1 goal and changed the channel. A while later the floor below went nuts, so we flipped back again and I demanded we go back to The Simpsons because the Oilers were doing fine without us. I won. The floor below then went insane and we changed back for the 3-3 goal. We watched the OT. The Oilers won. Kelly Buchberger scored the winner.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 01:42 PM (HBIUw)

134
Did the Saints D take a valium before the game?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2014 01:42 PM (gYIst)

135 That was sweet . . .  Go, Hawks!

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 01:43 PM (8lmkt)

136

Saints are just getting played today. Unreal.

 

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 11, 2014 01:43 PM (Wp8ly)

137 It's really raining there. Oh....wait.....it's Seattle. We should really get them a Superbowl.

Posted by: Roger Goodell at January 11, 2014 01:43 PM (pi2mu)

138 Added fun: turn the headlights off for a few seconds at a time.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2014 05:40 PM (oFCZn)

 

 

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When I was in HS, we'd  (a bunch of Coors swilling teens)  would  go out on country roads on cold clear nights with a full moon and do that to,  for hours.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 01:43 PM (rbTfA)

139 "Did the Saints D take a valium before the game"

---

Turkey and red wine for the pre-game meal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2014 01:44 PM (o9Rp5)

140 Did the Saints D take a valium before the game? They had a 3 Hour Layover in Denver.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 01:44 PM (pi2mu)

141 The team that can play in wet conditions will win this game

Posted by: Joe Buck at January 11, 2014 01:44 PM (aTXUx)

142 Pete Carroll...a fan of obama??

Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2014 05:28 PM (gYIst)




When Barry got elected in 08, Carroll made a statement of how proud he was that Barry was his president and how much he supported him. Of course that cheating bastard would support another dirty bastard

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2014 01:45 PM (JivuR)

143 Hoods. How do they fucking work?

Posted by: Rob Ryan at January 11, 2014 01:45 PM (pi2mu)

144 It's clear that the team that scores the most points has the best chance of winning this game.

Posted by: John Madden at January 11, 2014 01:45 PM (o9Rp5)

145 We watched the OT. The Oilers won. Kelly Buchberger scored the winner.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 05:42 PM (HBIUw)

 

 

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And now his name is known throughout the world.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 01:46 PM (rbTfA)

146 BTW, if you want an example of what northernlurker is talking about, go here. Fast forward to 1:10 if you want to skip a bunch of it. http://tinyurl.com/l9s8x2g

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 01:47 PM (HBIUw)

147 The ad I find creepy is: "A man...and his truck...and his cow...and a rainstorm...and his troubled son...and a downed fence...and his buddies...and redemption...and a frog...and on...and on...and on.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2014 01:47 PM (g4TxM)

148 Percy is taking a beating.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 01:49 PM (ZshNr)

149 These NO DB's are head hunters. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 11, 2014 01:49 PM (jucos)

150 http://tinyurl.com/lczeq4l

OT/ Target admits hey we are just doing our Obama impersonation and er uh potentially lost 110 million people's credit/debt/and store credit card info...

Oops.

sven<----probably impacted

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 11, 2014 01:49 PM (TE35l)

151 Evening all. The Navy is getting it's money's worth these 5 days. Long Go Seahawks, fuck A-Roid, and may Ariel Sharon Rest in Peace

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2014 01:51 PM (op9Rd)

152 sven<----probably impacted *** Rx: more fiber

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2014 01:51 PM (g4TxM)

153 Hoods.
How do they fucking work?

Posted by: Rob Ryan at January 11, 2014 05:45 PM (pi2mu)


Shut, up you fat fuckin' loser . . .

Posted by: Bill Belichick at January 11, 2014 01:51 PM (8lmkt)

154 Yeah, I got a letter from my bank today informing me they'll be sending me a new card because of Target.

So I bought the month's supply of cat litter at Meijer.  And a whole bunch of beer, which I should probably start drinking because this game is dull and I'm not sure I want to remember the next game.

Posted by: HR at January 11, 2014 01:51 PM (hO8IJ)

155 Oops, meant shut up,

Sorry, I'm kinda busy this afternoon.

Posted by: Bill Belichick at January 11, 2014 01:51 PM (8lmkt)

156 Third helmet to helmet hit on Harvin. Fuck New Orleans.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2014 01:52 PM (GoEpX)

157 Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 05:20 PM (8lmkt)

Oh I keed, I keed!

Posted by: CDR M at January 11, 2014 01:52 PM (LsJl8)

158 NO is lucky it's only 16-0.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 01:52 PM (HBIUw)

159 ONT is done.  Time to get some chow.

Posted by: CDR M at January 11, 2014 01:53 PM (LsJl8)

160 A man...and his truck...and his cow...and a rainstorm...and his troubled son... Damn, that's hot. I love Cowboy Erotica. Are you near Searchlight? You should stop by the Cowboy Poetry Slam I am hosting.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 11, 2014 01:53 PM (pi2mu)

161 Cheerleader comparison Seahawks pic.twitter.com/Ap7NS9wEuR Saints Saints pic.twitter.com/gbAkK4XqhI Bar Rafael, because Bar Rafael pic.twitter.com/bSXuNeWLfJ

Posted by: kbdabear at January 11, 2014 01:53 PM (aTXUx)

162 52 Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2014 05:51 PM (g4TxM)

If I eat more fiber I'll have to take so health a Barry my Jarret will overflow

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 11, 2014 01:53 PM (TE35l)

163 OT/ Target admits hey we are just doing our Obama impersonation and er uh potentially lost 110 million people's credit/debt/and store credit card info...

Oops.

sven<----probably impacted

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 11, 2014 05:49 PM (TE35l)

___________________

This situation will become more common.  It will set up the system of the end times where anyone who buys and sells will have to have the tattoo or the computer chip embedded in their skin.  I am not kidding.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 11, 2014 01:53 PM (jucos)

164 At least Target deigned to notify its customers, Sven.  I have a sneaking suspicion that the new Discover card on its way to me is because of the Target breach.

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 01:53 PM (HsJeN)

165 Great use of TIME OUTS by NO!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 11, 2014 01:54 PM (7icSB)

166 I was thinking of buying a George Foreman grille at Target. I'll bring cash.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2014 01:54 PM (4CO7w)

167 163 Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 11, 2014 05:53 PM (jucos)

THe Obama symbol....I'll eat grubs first

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 11, 2014 01:55 PM (TE35l)

168 AmEx (which is what I use at Target every fuckin' weekend of my life) has a thing on their website, hey, don't worry, you're not responsible for any fraudulent charges.  I'm waiting for my bill now, will probably request a new card just for shits and giggles.  AmEx is great that way.

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 01:55 PM (8lmkt)

169 164 no good deed at January 11, 2014 05:53 PM (HsJeN)

I reckon so...

Okay I'll pull the fade..now back to your regularly scheduled Armored Rugby

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 11, 2014 01:56 PM (TE35l)

170 THe Obama symbol....I'll eat grubs first

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 11, 2014 05:55 PM (TE35l)

___________

Me too.  I believe it is better to die on your feet than live on your knees

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 11, 2014 01:56 PM (jucos)

171 TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 11, 2014 01:57 PM (jucos)

172 I donÂ’t understand or like football. I grew up with brothers and can follow along hockey, baseball & basketball. I had Red Eye on last night and couldnÂ’t believe they had a clip of Femskin. They said on the clip that itÂ’s for heterosexual men that just want to dress up as a doll. It was funny as hell and Guttfield said he should have led the show off with it. DonÂ’t make the mistake I did and look up the Femskin website. You will regret it. I had to get up and go do a load of laundry to get the pictures of the various body parts they sell. ItÂ’s really aimed at transponders & gheys. ItÂ’s a family owned business according to Red Eye, a mother & son.

Posted by: Carol at January 11, 2014 01:59 PM (z4WKX)

173 Sucks I was late to the thread.

Couldn't find TIME OUT to spare to be here earlier.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 11, 2014 01:59 PM (7icSB)

174 Right about now, the cheerleaders are the only reason to watch. And hockey is senseless, especially the loss of teeth.

Posted by: Erowmero at January 11, 2014 02:00 PM (OONaw)

175 Still a half to play.  Going to be tough for NO, but Peyton is usually good with the half time adjustments.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2014 02:00 PM (o9Rp5)

176 Erin Andrews isn't nearly as interesting with a cold rainy game is she? Shes been covered up 2 weeks in a row.

Posted by: oc joe at January 11, 2014 02:01 PM (5fkya)

177 Right about now, the cheerleaders are the only reason to watch. And hockey is senseless, especially the loss of teeth. Posted by: Erowmero at January 11, 2014 06:00 PM (OONaw) While I will decide to not argue with you about the virtues of hockey I will note that the NHL now has cheerleaders. I am not happy about it.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 02:01 PM (HBIUw)

178 I have a real dislike for female sideline reporters and sports readers on my local (DC) newscasts.  Hate it. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 11, 2014 02:03 PM (jucos)

179 well I ate the leftover gumbo but I don't think it is gonna help. If they don't have a new attitude during the 3rd they better at least win the fistfight. Never thought they would fold like cheap wet suits.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 02:05 PM (G6RxP)

180 I have a real dislike for female sideline reporters and sports readers on my local (DC) newscasts. Hate it. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 11, 2014 06:03 PM (jucos) I don't see the need for a sideline reporter, period. To get really local, DC sportscasts have been going down the drain since George Michael left NBC4. On the other hand, at least Channel 4 doesn't tell you the result right at the beginning of the highlights.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 02:05 PM (HBIUw)

181 I will note that the NHL now has cheerleaders. I am not happy about it We make them clean the ice, though. Not quite sammich duty, but close enough.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 02:05 PM (pi2mu)

182

"...I will note that the NHL now has cheerleaders. I am not happy about it."

 

Sourpuss! I heartily endorse the practice.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 11, 2014 02:06 PM (waJ+2)

183 NFL says dragging a player by the hair is totally legal.
I forget which game it was but a player had a big ole hand full of dreads he had pulled off somebody. Legit.

Posted by: navybrat at January 11, 2014 02:07 PM (AW7Gr)

184 I got a new debit card from USAA without asking. Meanwhile, the 'rents are still afraid of online shopping.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 11, 2014 02:07 PM (SUKHu)

185 Sourpuss! I heartily endorse the practice. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 11, 2014 06:06 PM (waJ+2) Yes, I am a proud sourpuss. Give me my hockey without all the extra stuff.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 02:07 PM (HBIUw)

186 Give me my hockey without all the extra stuff. Lose the Shootout, keep the Ice-Girls.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 02:09 PM (pi2mu)

187 I don't see the need for a sideline reporter, period.

No shit, Vendette!  Can't we just watch the game?  I know I can turn off the sound, but I don't want to and I never do.

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 02:09 PM (8lmkt)

188 She's got a great ass!!!!! And you got your head all the way up it !!!!!!

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at January 11, 2014 02:09 PM (Uo535)

189
This seems like an easy peasy win for the Seahawks so far.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2014 02:10 PM (n0DEs)

190 I forget which game it was but a player had a big ole hand full of dreads he had pulled off somebody. Legit.

Yep, it's part of the uniform.  It's fair game on a tackle. 

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 02:11 PM (HsJeN)

191 Lose the TV timeouts and the ties, keep the Ice-Girls and the shootout but make the OT full length.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 11, 2014 02:13 PM (pUAXu)

192 I think the NFL should raffle off the cheerleaders at the end of the year.  You know,  $50 a ticket and.......your lucky numba' is........

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 02:13 PM (rbTfA)

193 Well, if sideline reporters wore nothing but a C-string and a couple of burlie-que tassels, they might have a raison de'etre. Probably get better answers, too.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 11, 2014 02:13 PM (xq1UY)

194 wow, the Seahawks are smokin' 'em

Posted by: chemjeff at January 11, 2014 02:13 PM (cnS/d)

195

194: They're getting Lynch-ed.

 

Yeah. I said it.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 11, 2014 02:15 PM (Wp8ly)

196 Lose the TV timeouts and the ties, keep the Ice-Girls and the shootout. OT 20 mins 5 on 5, 20 mins 4 on 4, then 3 on 3 until someone scores.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 02:16 PM (pi2mu)

197 I was hoping the Saints would win since that would make for one more home game the Candlestick. I guess that the Stick is done now.

I plan on watching them blow the 'stick up when they demolish it.
I want to watch it from a boat off shore.

Posted by: navybrat at January 11, 2014 02:16 PM (AW7Gr)

198 N.O. is only down by two TD's, they could be down by four.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 02:16 PM (ZshNr)

199 Well, if sideline reporters wore nothing but a C-string and a couple of burlie-que tassels, they might have a raison de'etre. Probably get better answers, too. Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 11, 2014 06:13 PM (xq1UY) Tony Siragusa?

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 02:16 PM (HBIUw)

200 Okay.  Now we need an interception and a touchdown runback,  Seattle.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 02:16 PM (rbTfA)

201 161 Cheerleader comparison Seahawks pic.twitter.com/Ap7NS9wEuR Saints Saints pic.twitter.com/gbAkK4XqhI Bar Rafael, because Bar Rafael pic.twitter.com/bSXuNeWLfJ Posted by: kbdabear at January 11, 2014 05:53 PM (aTXUx) *peers into the first pic* Back fat spotted.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2014 02:17 PM (oFCZn)

202 I forget which game it was but a player had a big ole hand full of dreads he had pulled off somebody. Legit. Posted by: navybrat at January 11, 2014 06:07 PM Jags vs Cards. http://tinyurl.com/no-dreadlox

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 11, 2014 02:18 PM (EKOIc)

203 I just turned this game on and I've seen 1 min. of football and 12 mins. of commercials.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 11, 2014 02:18 PM (bCEmE)

204 What ACC school has two former QB's in the playoffs currently? Just throwing that out for the Carolina h8ters.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 11, 2014 02:18 PM (/djtm)

205 Finally there is getting to be some diversity in sideline reporters. It seemed for awhile that you *Had* to have a female black sideline reporter. But now I notice with the success of Andrews they are bringing back the hot blonde.

Posted by: oc joe at January 11, 2014 02:19 PM (5fkya)

206 What ACC school has two former QB's in the playoffs currently?

Just throwing that out for the Carolina h8ters.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 11, 2014 06:18 PM (/djtm)

 

 

----------------------------------------

 

 

Brown?

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 02:20 PM (rbTfA)

207 NC State

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 02:20 PM (ZshNr)

208 GO.....ANYBODY!!!........except the Patriots. Fuck them.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 11, 2014 02:22 PM (8SsiG)

209 " GO.....ANYBODY!!!........except the Patriots. Fuck them."

----------------------

Oh shit, here we go.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2014 02:24 PM (o9Rp5)

210 208 GO.....ANYBODY!!!........except the Patriots. Fuck them. Posted by: puddleglum at January 11, 2014 06:22 PM (8SsiG) And then the fight started.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 11, 2014 02:24 PM (bCEmE)

211 Go Pats!!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 02:25 PM (ZshNr)

212 196>>  but mostly keep the Ice Girls.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 11, 2014 02:25 PM (U7Ivf)

213 Lynch!!!!!!

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 11, 2014 02:26 PM (Wp8ly)

214 Lynch running the show.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 02:26 PM (ZshNr)

215 Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 06:20 PM (rbTfA) As a long time Sooner fan, I'll ignore that.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 11, 2014 02:26 PM (/djtm)

216 Looking forward to hopefully a Hawks v. Pats Super Bowl. Then both my favorite teams are in.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2014 02:27 PM (GoEpX)

217 And fcuk the Patriots too.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 11, 2014 02:27 PM (/djtm)

218 My co-worker is laughing hysterically at that Anchorman Dodge commercial. Why don't I find that guy (the Anchorman guy, whose name I can't remember) all that funny?? Maybe I'm just grumpy.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 11, 2014 02:28 PM (8SsiG)

219 That rumbling on the west coast?  Is it the San Andreas fault finally going or is it Peaches?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2014 02:28 PM (o9Rp5)

220 I stopped watching and ate queso dip. But tuned back in briefly. Are the dark streaks on some of th players arms a new type of tattoo or is it mud from the field or their veins bulging? (I know, I know, i am racist for asking)

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 02:30 PM (RZ8pf)

221 Puddleglum, it's Will Ferrell.  I don't find him funny anymore either.  He crossed over from poking fun to openly mocking with Talledega Nights, in my opinion.

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 02:30 PM (HsJeN)

222 but mostly keep the Ice Girls. I think they should lose an article of clothing for every home goal. I mean, if you want to increase scoring...

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 02:30 PM (pi2mu)

223 219 That rumbling on the west coast? Is it the San Andreas fault finally going or is it Peaches? Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2014 06:28 PM (o9Rp5) No. Seahawk fans.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 11, 2014 02:30 PM (r8bG5)

224 ...and Brees hits Prophet Elijah in the flat.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 02:31 PM (pi2mu)

225 Everyone looks so grumpy if you watch it with the sound off.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 02:32 PM (RZ8pf)

226 Was wondering where these pictures come from and after some detective work found the source. When are you ever going to use her?! http://tinyurl.com/kll8ub5

Posted by: UWP at January 11, 2014 02:34 PM (2hQRj)

227 Brees appears to be fond of throwing to the right side.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 02:35 PM (HBIUw)

228 That rumbling on the west coast? Is it the San Andreas fault finally going or is it Peaches? Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2014 06:28 PM (o9Rp5) No. Seahawk fans. Posted by: NWConservative at January 11, 2014 06:30 PM (r8bG5) Peaches will get rumbling when her beloved Patriots play.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 02:36 PM (HBIUw)

229 UEP, that was uncalled for.

Posted by: Ronster at January 11, 2014 02:36 PM (kj1eu)

230 I'm almost done watching.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 11, 2014 02:36 PM (Wp8ly)

231 UWP not UEP

Posted by: Ronster at January 11, 2014 02:37 PM (kj1eu)

232 226: You should be banished; right after the tar and feathers.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 11, 2014 02:38 PM (8SsiG)

233 nice catch

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 02:44 PM (yh0zB)

234 damn...'hawks aren't doing so well stopping them now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 02:44 PM (yh0zB)

235 two nice catches.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 11, 2014 02:45 PM (EKOIc)

236 Had the Piedmont Pilsner. It was okay, but nothing too special. You can probably do better for the price, and it's not that expensive, $3.79 for one "Pint and 6 ounces" bottle. http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/7753/55976/ Next up is the YETI Imperial Stout. Saving that for Patriots kick-off. Cost $8.50 for the same sized bottle. Fingers crossed it's somewhat near worth it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 02:47 PM (ZshNr)

237 NO getting close to the end zone.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 02:48 PM (HBIUw)

238 I stopped watching again just in case.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 02:48 PM (RZ8pf)

239 About time for another Saints fumble, isn't it?

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 02:48 PM (pi2mu)

240 226 Was wondering where these pictures come from and after some detective work found the source. When are you ever going to use her?!

http://tinyurl.com/kll8ub5

Posted by: UWP at January 11, 2014 06:34 PM (2hQRj)


that's hawt

Posted by: Michael Moore in a Spandex Femskin Suit at January 11, 2014 02:49 PM (cnS/d)

241 TD N.O.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 11, 2014 02:49 PM (EKOIc)

242 Boom, and going for 2.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 02:49 PM (ZshNr)

243 Score NO...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 02:50 PM (yh0zB)

244 2 pt conversion. N.O.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 11, 2014 02:50 PM (EKOIc)

245 Who wants to bite the sausage pillow?

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 11, 2014 02:50 PM (TKFmG)

246 Yay, finally!

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 02:50 PM (HsJeN)

247 It enough to make a Texan's fam forget the season and just concentrate on elbows!

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at January 11, 2014 02:51 PM (Eq2MX)

248 I knew NO got the 2-point conversion because the neighbor cheered.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 02:51 PM (HBIUw)

249 16-8, Seattle never shut the door, NO barged back in. Biggest drive of Russell Wilson's career so far, coming up.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 02:51 PM (ZshNr)

250 looks like the seattle steroids are trying to blow this game

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 11, 2014 02:51 PM (At8tV)

251 Seattle should call a timeout here.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 11, 2014 02:53 PM (cnS/d)

252 that was quite a hit there

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 02:54 PM (cnS/d)

253 So many flat tummies.

Posted by: toby928© at January 11, 2014 02:54 PM (QupBk)

254 Seahaws should have challenged that down by contact call that was actually a fumble. That boner is going to come back to haunt them now that NO has finally scored. Good thing NO put Harvin out with three illegal hits to the goard.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2014 02:54 PM (GoEpX)

255 I've been working in the garden all day. Winter is over down heah.

Posted by: toby928© at January 11, 2014 02:55 PM (QupBk)

256 I saw Haunted By Boners open for the Queens of the Stone Age back in 2002.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 02:56 PM (pi2mu)

257 toby yeah I should finally do something with all those leaves

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 02:56 PM (cnS/d)

258 I should finally do something with all those leaves I have a 10X10 pile 5 feet high moldering away.

Posted by: toby928© at January 11, 2014 02:57 PM (QupBk)

259 Not good for Seattle. But still in the driver's seat if they can stall NO on this drive.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 02:58 PM (ZshNr)

260 I am unfazed, although I do wish that Seattle could have made some sevens instead of threes. Still think we're ok. About time for a Richard Sherman interception.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 02:58 PM (vJVdT)

261 Blackhawks v Habs about to start up in Montreal. GO HAWKS!

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 02:58 PM (pi2mu)

262 Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 06:58 PM (pi2mu) Thanks for the reminder about the Jets game. *Readies picture-in-picture.*

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:00 PM (HBIUw)

263 I don't have a dog in the SEA/NO hunt, but I'm glad NO scored so the game is more interestinger. Watched that IND/KC game last week, what a comeback that was. I hadda feeling IND would make a comeback, still surprised they won it though.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at January 11, 2014 03:00 PM (XvrTA)

264 NO is really trying to force passes on the right side.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:02 PM (HBIUw)

265 NICE!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 11, 2014 03:02 PM (7icSB)

266 Little hint on the Seattle noise. While most of it is in support of their football team, there is also cheering in regards to A-Fraud's suspension. We had him first and knew his douchetasticness would be forever.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 03:05 PM (vJVdT)

267 How did Brees avoid the sack!??!!

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:05 PM (HBIUw)

268 nope...not Mebbin, MEE-bane.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:05 PM (yh0zB)

269 Must be nice to be an NFL QB. At any moment you are three completions away from a thorough fellating.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 03:05 PM (pi2mu)

270 Neighbor's TV is ahead of me. He yelled in frustration. I now understand why.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:08 PM (HBIUw)

271 All of a sudden the Hawks defense is back.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 03:08 PM (V6dbZ)

272 So, Graham has been hit early all day?

Posted by: toby928© at January 11, 2014 03:08 PM (QupBk)

273 "Not believing in |elbows| is the same as not believing in gravity." -- Trotsky, homo phobe Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 11, 2014 03:09 PM (DhGW2)

274 so when are you allowed to go through a receiver before the ball arrives? should have been a flag

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 11, 2014 03:09 PM (At8tV)

275 So, Graham has been hit early all day? Posted by: toby928© They've been keeping him in the barn.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 03:11 PM (xlM8I)

276 Does the neon green on the Seahawks' uniforms glow in the dark?

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:11 PM (HBIUw)

277 BBBEEEAAASSSTTT!!!

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 03:11 PM (vJVdT)

278 Does the neon green on the Seahawks' uniforms glow in the dark? Posted by: Vendette Yes but it's from Fukushima radiation.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 03:13 PM (wfOrW)

279 Vendette - the neon green does whatever Phil Knight and the Nike guys thought up for it. Wouldn't be surprised to hear it sing show tunes.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 03:14 PM (vJVdT)

280 Whoooa!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 11, 2014 03:15 PM (bCEmE)

281 wow

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 11, 2014 03:16 PM (EKOIc)

282 CRAZY!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 03:16 PM (ZshNr)

283 The neighbor is suddenly unhappy.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:16 PM (HBIUw)

284 Holy cow that was lucky! 

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 03:16 PM (HsJeN)

285 Holy shit!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2014 03:16 PM (o9Rp5)

286 Oh hell, NO ought to thank Seattle for that reception.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:16 PM (yh0zB)

287 Tip Drill!

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 03:16 PM (pi2mu)

288 holy shit Thomas fucked that up sooooooooo bad

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 11, 2014 03:16 PM (At8tV)

289 Tip drill!

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 11, 2014 03:16 PM (7icSB)

290 He planned that.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 03:16 PM (AkhEV)

291 290, yeah I'll bet he did.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:16 PM (yh0zB)

292 290. He planned that. Heh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 11, 2014 03:18 PM (EKOIc)

293 They don't have time for this shit.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 03:18 PM (aGYmX)

294 Sonic weapon deployed!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 03:18 PM (ZshNr)

295 I've now put my TV on mute because my neighbor gives advance notice. The Winnipeg Jets are on the picture-in-picture.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:19 PM (HBIUw)

296 Seattle D stepping up again...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:19 PM (yh0zB)

297 Way to draw it up.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 03:20 PM (pi2mu)

298 Well I'm not believing anymore.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 03:20 PM (RTo7f)

299 Looks like Seattle's game.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:20 PM (yh0zB)

300 Juuuuuuuuust a bit outside.

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 03:21 PM (cnS/d)

301 That kicker...

Posted by: KG at January 11, 2014 03:21 PM (IPz9m)

302 Cripes, so ready for the Pats . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 03:21 PM (8lmkt)

303 missed it by >< this much.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 11, 2014 03:21 PM (EKOIc)

304 Missed fg

Posted by: Ender at January 11, 2014 03:21 PM (uLtWl)

305 Man he shanked that kick!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 11, 2014 03:21 PM (bxpf3)

306 Who's next for the Birds?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 11, 2014 03:21 PM (Wp8ly)

307 Not Drew's best work. No FG either!!! Me a little saner (very little)

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 03:21 PM (vJVdT)

308 Shouldn't posting pics of Lena Dunham earn one a place in the barrel? That's the only option I think since the death penalty isn't an option on the blog.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2014 03:21 PM (oFCZn)

309 Missed fg Posted by: Ender at January 11, 2014 07:21 PM (uLtWl) You don't say.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:22 PM (HBIUw)

310 Juuuuuuuuust a bit outside. Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's Heh.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 03:22 PM (RTo7f)

311 Come out passing?

I love it.

Posted by: Jason Garrett at January 11, 2014 03:22 PM (7icSB)

312 Nice catch.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:23 PM (yh0zB)

313 so are the Pats playing next?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 03:23 PM (cnS/d)

314 Great catch by Seattle. Game is done.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:23 PM (HBIUw)

315 so are the Pats playing next? Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 07:23 PM (cnS/d) Yes, so beware the wrath of Peaches.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:24 PM (HBIUw)

316 I wish for each of you the possible joy of having a Marshawn Lynch on your team someday. He is too much fun.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 03:24 PM (vJVdT)

317 That one is gonna be called incomplete.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:24 PM (yh0zB)

318 Catch looked good to me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 03:24 PM (ZshNr)

319 I'm not watching the Pats win after this. I'm going to run some errands.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 03:25 PM (otKL9)

320 Didn't have control, landed on one knee and the other foot out of bounds.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:25 PM (yh0zB)

321 Seattle would play winner of Carolina/Niners game tomorrow.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 03:26 PM (vJVdT)

322 OK, I was wrong. Completed pass!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:26 PM (yh0zB)

323 He had a couple steps before the knee, GGE.

Posted by: KG at January 11, 2014 03:26 PM (IPz9m)

324 TD Seattle!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:27 PM (yh0zB)

325 Stick a fork in N.O.

Posted by: navybrat at January 11, 2014 03:27 PM (AW7Gr)

326 Boom! Congrats Seattle.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 03:27 PM (ZshNr)

327 'Tis the end

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 03:27 PM (cnS/d)

328 TIME OUT!!!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 11, 2014 03:27 PM (jucos)

329 What was that play calling by the Saints? Brees has been sucking hind tit. The run game has been pretty good. The ball is wet. The wind is blowing. I know, let's not only call mostly pass plays, but let's show pass.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 11, 2014 03:27 PM (bf+1U)

330 He had a couple steps before the knee, GGE.

Posted by: KG at January 11, 2014 07:26 PM (IPz9m)



Yeah, but it looked like he was still trying to get the ball under control.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:27 PM (yh0zB)

331 Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 03:27 PM (RZ8pf)

332 So it looks like Seattle will get to lose to Carolina next week.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:29 PM (yh0zB)

333 Well, I have nothing but respect for Marshawn Lynch.  That guy is incredible. 

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 03:29 PM (HsJeN)

334 I had no dog in this fight but I reeeeeeally like Russel Wilson. Congrats Seattle!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 11, 2014 03:29 PM (bCEmE)

335 Jets up 1-0!

Posted by: Vendette is looking for logprof at January 11, 2014 03:29 PM (HBIUw)

336 Stupid commentator. There isn't a roof on the stadium.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 03:30 PM (RZ8pf)

337 Well I suppose it's still theoretically possible for the Saints to win

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 03:30 PM (cnS/d)

338 I'm not sure even Andy Reid thought of losing his final game time out on a challenge flag (and I'd have a long, long talk with whomever told Payton to throw it).

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 03:30 PM (vJVdT)

339 Glad to see Skittles power works for Marshawn.

Posted by: Zombie St. Trayvon at January 11, 2014 03:31 PM (7icSB)

340 Well at least the saints aren't going to get as big of a beat down as the last time they played in Seattle. So congratulations saints you improved!

Posted by: Buzzion at January 11, 2014 03:31 PM (LI48c)

341 I'm not sure even Andy Reid thought of losing his final game time out on a challenge flag

oh no, he would have used his third timeout by the middle of the 3rd quarter

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 03:31 PM (cnS/d)

342 If I was looking at at 23-8 score without knowing how it happened I'd be wondering about safeties.

Posted by: Vendette is looking for logprof at January 11, 2014 03:31 PM (HBIUw)

343 339 Glad to see Skittles power works for Marshawn.

Those aren't Skittles.

Posted by: Rainbow-colored Rabbits at January 11, 2014 03:33 PM (cnS/d)

344 'oh no, he would have used his third timeout by the middle of the 3rd quarter...' Tis true - Andy's capabilities know no earthly limit.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 03:34 PM (vJVdT)

345 NO is showing up a bit too late.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:34 PM (HBIUw)

346 Saints seem to have very little urgency. They're moving quickly but not with real speed.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 11, 2014 03:34 PM (LI48c)

347 Somewhere James Carville is crying.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:35 PM (HBIUw)

348 Someone's bell got rung.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 11, 2014 03:35 PM (bCEmE)

349 Ladies and Gentlemen, Earl Thomas will be singing the National Anthem as a soprano next week

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 03:36 PM (vJVdT)

350 @348 Both bells by the look of it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 11, 2014 03:36 PM (xq1UY)

351 Who put the skittles bag out?

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 11, 2014 03:36 PM (EKOIc)

352 The commentators are acting like he had the wind knocked out of him. Just say he got hit in the nuts idiots. It's completely obvious.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 11, 2014 03:36 PM (LI48c)

353

TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 11, 2014 03:36 PM (jucos)

354 Dinged the dong.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 11, 2014 03:36 PM (xq1UY)

355 Someone's bell got rung.

I think it was his balls.

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 03:37 PM (HsJeN)

356 Helmet to helmet contact.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 03:38 PM (pi2mu)

357 The neighbor screamed. Touchdown.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:38 PM (HBIUw)

358 Of course it is over. I mean seriously there is only 26 seconds

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 03:39 PM (RZ8pf)

359 That's 26 seconds Pacific Time, though.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 11, 2014 03:39 PM (xq1UY)

360 Bells. Balls. WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!!!??

Posted by: Hillary! Clinton at January 11, 2014 03:39 PM (dfYL9)

361 Spread was 9.5?  Lots of pissed off bettors out there after that score if it was.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2014 03:39 PM (o9Rp5)

362 okay, now it's time for the on-side kick, the hail mary pass, and the 2-pt conversion...

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 03:40 PM (cnS/d)

363 I don't know, PGiS.  After that Auburn game, it ain't over 'til the last whistle. 

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 03:40 PM (HsJeN)

364 This time, we KNOW the onsides kick is coming, Sean. This ain't the beginning of the second half in a Super Bowl.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 03:40 PM (vJVdT)

365 Do you think it's safe yet?

Posted by: Fat Lady at January 11, 2014 03:40 PM (jucos)

366 True. In football 26 seconds can last half an hour

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 03:41 PM (RZ8pf)

367 I mean seriously there is only 26 seconds It's not impossible... How many Timeouts are left?

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 11, 2014 03:41 PM (pi2mu)

368 I think the Hawks are close to having this wrapped up

Posted by: Joe Buck at January 11, 2014 03:41 PM (jucos)

369 Says Announcer: This game is NOT over. N.O. could score 8 pts after these next 10 commercials.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 11, 2014 03:41 PM (EKOIc)

370 DOH!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 11, 2014 03:42 PM (bf+1U)

371 WOW!

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 11, 2014 03:42 PM (7icSB)

372 Ummmm

Posted by: Troy Aikman at January 11, 2014 03:42 PM (jucos)

373 Holy shit!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 11, 2014 03:42 PM (bCEmE)

374 Holy fuck.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 03:42 PM (RZ8pf)

375 well crap...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:42 PM (yh0zB)

376 Huh? What?

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 03:42 PM (jmAYk)

377 He'll never work for Allstate.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 11, 2014 03:42 PM (7icSB)

378 wow, so they got the onside kick

okay now time for the hail mary

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 03:42 PM (cnS/d)

379 So who ate the Kaboom?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 03:42 PM (ZqlGu)

380 I think I'll take a seat

Posted by: Fat Lady at January 11, 2014 03:42 PM (jucos)

381 My neighbor is a happy guy.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:42 PM (HBIUw)

382 what the f was that?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 03:43 PM (cnS/d)

383 What a dumbass!

Posted by: Buzzion at January 11, 2014 03:43 PM (LI48c)

384 Dumbass

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 11, 2014 03:43 PM (7icSB)

385 The neighbor is silent.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:44 PM (HBIUw)

386 Da fuck???

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 11, 2014 03:44 PM (bf+1U)

387 MI MI MI MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Posted by: Fat Lady at January 11, 2014 03:44 PM (jucos)

388 Nail biter there at the end.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:44 PM (yh0zB)

389 Why didn't he just step out of bounds.  That was stupid!

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 03:44 PM (HsJeN)

390 heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 11, 2014 03:44 PM (IXrOn)

391 That was just weird.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 03:44 PM (RZ8pf)

392 Time for the Brady Bunch.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 11, 2014 03:44 PM (7icSB)

393 Stupid play.  Just go out of bounds.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2014 03:44 PM (o9Rp5)

394 The neighbor is swearing.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:44 PM (HBIUw)

395 Colston..... WTF

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 11, 2014 03:44 PM (jucos)

396 Drat

Posted by: phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at January 11, 2014 03:44 PM (u8GsB)

397 I think I'll take a seat

Posted by: Fat Lady at January 11, 2014 07:42 PM (jucos)



Get up and sing sweetheart.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (yh0zB)

398 389 Why didn't he just step out of bounds. That was stupid!

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 07:44 PM (HsJeN)


Tell me about it.  He should have called a timeout instead.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (cnS/d)

399 Oh well, it was a good game. 

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (HsJeN)

400 Attention Survivors of the Knockout tourney: Picked Seattle : Lincolntf, Ronster, Toby928, Joffen, GGE, Vendette, Soona, Truck Monkey, Chuck, Make your New England vs. Indianapolis pick.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (ZshNr)

401 I have always been a Seattle Seahawks fan!

Posted by: Hillary! Clinton at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (dfYL9)

402 Well...just well. That is that. Picked Seattle : Lincolntf, Ronster, Toby928, Joffen, GGE, Vendette, Soona, Truck Monkey, Chuck I bow to your superior prognostication.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (bT7hk)

403 Brain cramp...game over...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (Os+6p)

404 Is there a sport with dumber players? Nobody knows the fucking rules.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (pi2mu)

405 wow, Colston not a smart move.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (WdbF7)

406 Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. Did a flag football game just break out? SEATTLE!!!!!! My team is above average!!!!

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (vJVdT)

407 That has got to be one of the biggest boneheaded ideas I've ever seen.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (LI48c)

408 Get up and sing sweetheart.

Roseanne Barr is there?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (ZqlGu)

409 He's going to relive that mistake the rest of his life

Posted by: phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (u8GsB)

410 I pick New England.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 03:45 PM (ZshNr)

411 I don't think New Orleans will do well in this weather. They have a bad history with wind and rain. Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot

So was that, like, prophetic, or what?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 11, 2014 03:46 PM (xq1UY)

412 Make your New England vs. Indianapolis pick. Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 07:45 PM (ZshNr) Based on my Goodell-will-cry SB pick, Indy. With apologies to Peaches.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:46 PM (HBIUw)

413 Hoping for Indy to put a spankin on the Pats.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 11, 2014 03:47 PM (Os+6p)

414 The Aints blowing it?  They have a 47+ year streak of finding ways to lose.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 03:47 PM (ZqlGu)

415 Vendette takes Indianapolis.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 03:47 PM (ZshNr)

416 Hoping for Indy to put a spankin on the Pats. Tom enjoys a good spanking.

Posted by: Horse Faced Model at January 11, 2014 03:47 PM (pi2mu)

417 I'll go Indy too.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 11, 2014 03:48 PM (bCEmE)

418 My pick is Patriots

Posted by: Ronster at January 11, 2014 03:48 PM (kj1eu)

419 Based on my Goodell-will-cry SB pick, Indy.

With apologies to Peaches.

Ha!  I'm with you, Vendette.

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 03:48 PM (HsJeN)

420 409 He's going to relive that mistake the rest of his life

Posted by: phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at January 11, 2014 07:45 PM (u8GsB)


yeah no kidding.  if ya wanna pass the ball, leave it to the quarterback, you know, the guy who is paid millions of dollars to do just that

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 03:48 PM (cnS/d)

421 "The Aints blowing it? They have a 47+ year streak of finding ways to lose."

------

Well, except for that one Super bowl.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2014 03:48 PM (o9Rp5)

422 Ronster with New England.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 03:49 PM (ZshNr)

423 colts

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 46 days until spring training at January 11, 2014 03:49 PM (u8GsB)

424 wait, it's the Pats vs. Indianapolis?

well of course I want the Pats to win because I don't want the hated Indy team to win, the team that beat my Chiefs :/

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 03:49 PM (cnS/d)

425 Duke.  Blind squirrel, nut, and some luck required.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 03:49 PM (ZqlGu)

426 Indy will squeak one out.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 03:49 PM (yh0zB)

427 Indy!!

Posted by: Lilredhen at January 11, 2014 03:50 PM (u3yX3)

428 GGE goes with Indianapolis, guaranteeing a third round.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 03:50 PM (ZshNr)

429 Congrats Seahawks.

We will see ya next week.

Go Niners!!!!

Posted by: Dandolo at January 11, 2014 03:51 PM (0XBx+)

430 besides, if I don't pick the Pats I think Peaches will murder me in my sleep

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 03:51 PM (cnS/d)

431 George Lowell you called it. But I think Lynch might be electronically and hydraulically enhanced.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 11, 2014 03:51 PM (i2C8K)

432 When lynch broke free, I'm screaming get down get down. Get down at the two yard line, run clock out to at least 30 seconds left, kick fg then new Orleans has less than 30 for two scores. But then I was not counting on the superior stupid of a new Orleans player. Step out of bounds.

Posted by: traye at January 11, 2014 03:51 PM (k3ra0)

433 So when is Colston's contract up?  26 seconds ago?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 03:53 PM (ZqlGu)

434 I have to say that I prefer the Fox pregame and postgame guys to the CBS guys.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:54 PM (HBIUw)

435 Turning to hockey, good heavens. Don Cherry is wearing a floral presentation on his suit. It's presented by the orchid.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 03:56 PM (HBIUw)

436 New England by a TD.

Posted by: toby928© at January 11, 2014 03:57 PM (QupBk)

437 Put me down for the Pats.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 11, 2014 03:58 PM (X3xYu)

438 Toby with New England.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 04:00 PM (ZshNr)

439 Luck.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 11, 2014 04:01 PM (IXrOn)

440 tomorrow i have 49ers and chargers

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 46 days until spring training at January 11, 2014 04:01 PM (u8GsB)

441 Here's another Patriots cheerleader.
http://t.co/eoUlHUCjpR

Posted by: HR at January 11, 2014 04:03 PM (hO8IJ)

442 tomorrow i have 49ers and chargers

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 46 days until spring training at January 11, 2014 08:01 PM (u8GsB)



Gotta go with Carolina over the 9'rs, even though my daughter will be greatly disappointed in me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 04:04 PM (yh0zB)

443 434 I have to say that I prefer the Fox pregame and postgame guys to the CBS guys. Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 07:54 PM (HBIUw) Yep. I like their coverage and it just seems like they are having more fun with it all. CBS just seems all serious and their banter is just artificial tv banter.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 11, 2014 04:04 PM (LI48c)

444 some Indianapolis Colts cheerleaders

http://tinyurl.com/crln5fg

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 04:05 PM (cnS/d)

445 And here's one wearing nothing but a football.
http://t.co/U9pbM20ikt

Posted by: HR at January 11, 2014 04:05 PM (hO8IJ)

446 New England in solidarity with Peaches even though I hate Tom Brady for his off field scummy relationship behavior.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 11, 2014 04:05 PM (RZ8pf)

447 I think this game will be close, but I think NE will win. Let's say 31-28. Good Lord - suck up much, Cowher? Stop genuflecting at Belichick!

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 04:06 PM (vJVdT)

448 chemjeff, that's just wrong.

Posted by: Ronster at January 11, 2014 04:07 PM (kj1eu)

449 Yep. I like their coverage and it just seems like they are having more fun with it all. CBS just seems all serious and their banter is just artificial tv banter. Posted by: Buzzion at January 11, 2014 08:04 PM (LI48c) I'll add that I think the comedian bit is worthless (I stated "pointless" in the last thread because I think it is pointless; I don't give a care what a comedian thinks via a trying-to-be-cute sketch).

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 04:07 PM (HBIUw)

450 448 chemjeff, that's just wrong.

Posted by: Ronster at January 11, 2014 08:07 PM (kj1eu)


no way, that's hawt

Posted by: Michael Moore in a Spandex Femskin Suit at January 11, 2014 04:08 PM (cnS/d)

451 We need the Mandela funeral sign-language guy for Shannon Sharp. Why should we be the only ones who don't understand him?

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 04:09 PM (vJVdT)

452 I appreciate Belichick because he's a Navy kid; he grew up in the Navy football environment because his dad was a scout.

Posted by: Vendette cheers for Canoe U at January 11, 2014 04:09 PM (HBIUw)

453 449 Yep. I like their coverage and it just seems like they are having more fun with it all. CBS just seems all serious and their banter is just artificial tv banter. Posted by: Buzzion at January 11, 2014 08:04 PM (LI48c) I'll add that I think the comedian bit is worthless (I stated "pointless" in the last thread because I think it is pointless; I don't give a care what a comedian thinks via a trying-to-be-cute sketch). Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 08:07 PM (HBIUw) Yeah they can dump the sketch really. Caliendo was funny but he wore out about three years ago. Riggle is worthless. I do like that they do game picks though.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 11, 2014 04:11 PM (LI48c)

454 Yeah, here we go!!!  PATS!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 04:12 PM (8lmkt)

455 Here's a story,
Of a man named Brady,
Who's got himself 3 Super Bowl Champ rings.
He's married,
To a rich, rich lady,
And has a coach who hates wearing sleeves on things.

With nobody receivers,
And a banged up defense,
He got the Pats in the playoffs again this year.
Once they beat Luck,
And big head Manning,
He'll win ring number four and make Peaches cheer.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 11, 2014 04:12 PM (7icSB)

456 Luck's luck has run out

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 04:13 PM (cnS/d)

457 The one phrase I don't want to hear in 3 hours:  "Luck played a crucial role in this upset win" 

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 04:13 PM (8lmkt)

458 How about "No Luck for Luck"

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 04:14 PM (cnS/d)

459 Who are the announcers tonight?

Posted by: Ronster at January 11, 2014 04:15 PM (kj1eu)

460 lol.  Why are these guys still whining about Spygate?

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2014 04:15 PM (TKFmG)

461 And...picks are closed.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 04:16 PM (ZshNr)

462 Go Colts!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 11, 2014 04:16 PM (zDsvJ)

463 Let's hope it's Brent Mushburger

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 04:16 PM (cnS/d)

464 Oh great, a Clooney movie where he fights against the Nazis. Child, puh-lease. There's no way multiple shots at conservatism are not taken.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 04:16 PM (vJVdT)

465 I pick the Colts. Because God loves them more.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 04:16 PM (0zKFM)

466 Dierdorf and Gumbel

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 11, 2014 04:16 PM (zDsvJ)

467 Can we haz a nu thread wif nu pichurs? And another drink?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 11, 2014 04:16 PM (ELs9k)

468 Ouch!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 11, 2014 04:17 PM (zDsvJ)

469 Pick 6!

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 11, 2014 04:17 PM (7icSB)

470 See what I was sayin about the hot blonde side line reporter?

Posted by: oc joe at January 11, 2014 04:17 PM (5fkya)

471 Oops.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2014 04:17 PM (o9Rp5)

472 holy cow, that was fast

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 04:18 PM (cnS/d)

473 well hell, this is starting well for NE...

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Preparing to Launch at January 11, 2014 04:18 PM (yh0zB)

474 Ouch, that was quick.

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 04:18 PM (HsJeN)

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 04:18 PM (8lmkt)

476 Pick Six for Luck?

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 04:18 PM (vJVdT)

477 Now, that's my kind of Luck!

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 11, 2014 04:18 PM (U0LvF)

478 Eh. close enough.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 11, 2014 04:18 PM (7icSB)

479 If Peaches is happy, the Horde is happy.

Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2014 04:18 PM (HBIUw)

480 Well...this is not a good start for Luck.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 11, 2014 04:18 PM (ELs9k)

481 Slugger Blount!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 04:19 PM (ZshNr)

482

Dierdorf and Gumbel

 

Great that means dickwad Phill   Simms for the Bronco game.

Posted by: Ronster at January 11, 2014 04:19 PM (kj1eu)

483 OT but this is truly horrifying and sad news.  Family does one of those DNA genealogy tests.  They find out their daughter is not the child of her father.  They had gone to a fertility clinic and apparently one of the part time employees, who is now dead, swapped sperm samples.
http://tinyurl.com/kxr25wu

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 04:19 PM (ZqlGu)

484 Whew, just made the deadline. 8:16. Go back and look.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2014 04:19 PM (0zKFM)

485 Let me be Blount.

Boom.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 11, 2014 04:19 PM (7icSB)

486 heh...off traveling sock! Can you tell I transition to the laptop?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 04:19 PM (yh0zB)

487 Colts need to call a timeout.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 11, 2014 04:19 PM (8lmkt)

488 Dierdorf: "And that is just an early mistake by Luck." Naw, really?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 11, 2014 04:20 PM (bf+1U)

489 *sigh* transitionED...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2014 04:20 PM (yh0zB)

490 I think this is taking 'likes to play from behind' a bit too far, Colts.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 04:20 PM (vJVdT)

491 Well, I gotta tell ya, the team that shows up for every play will win.

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2014 04:21 PM (TKFmG)

492 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 08:19 PM (ZqlGu)

holy cow, that is outrageous

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 04:22 PM (cnS/d)

493 I wonder why there isn't a "doin' the snoopy dance" smilie . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 04:23 PM (8lmkt)

494 Oh, we're wearing white jerseys tonight?  Fuck.  Duly noted.

Posted by: Andrew Luck at January 11, 2014 04:23 PM (o9Rp5)

495 "Duly noted". Ha

Posted by: nip at January 11, 2014 04:24 PM (jI23+)

496 here ya go Peaches

http://tinyurl.com/plqabpe

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 04:25 PM (cnS/d)

497 What the fuck did we do to deserve Gumball and Dierdork? Jebus H. on a popsicle stick. Go Pats!

Posted by: jakeman at January 11, 2014 04:26 PM (vH4YP)

498 The obligatory Jaime Edmonson Patriot photo http://binged.it/1iyKyDl

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2014 04:26 PM (DmNpO)

499 489>>  *pours a drink for GGE into the USB port*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 11, 2014 04:26 PM (U7Ivf)

500 483 OT but this is truly horrifying and sad news. Family does one of those DNA genealogy tests. They find out their daughter is not the child of her father. They had gone to a fertility clinic and apparently one of the part time employees, who is now dead, swapped sperm samples. http://tinyurl.com/kxr25wu Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 08:19 PM (ZqlGu) OMG....what a horrific story!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 11, 2014 04:26 PM (bCEmE)

501 So, you're saying I "shouldn't" throw it to the other team?  Was that wrong?  I gotts plead ignorance on this one.  Had anyone told me that that sort of thing was frowned upon...

Posted by: Andrew Luck at January 11, 2014 04:27 PM (o9Rp5)

502 chemjeff and Tami, the part time employee had been convicted of kidnapping a co-ed and trying to reprogram her to love him before he had been hired by the clinic ...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 04:28 PM (ZqlGu)

503 >>>So, you're saying I "shouldn't" throw it to the other team? Was that wrong? I gotts plead ignorance on this one. Had anyone told me that that sort of thing was frowned upon...

Posted by: Andrew Luck at January 11, 2014 08:27 PM (o9Rp5)<<<


Whoa whoa whoa. What nonsense is this?

Posted by: Matt Schaub at January 11, 2014 04:29 PM (7icSB)

504 Nice little play.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 04:29 PM (ZshNr)

505 Had anyone told me that that sort of thing was frowned upon...

So, you're saying there should be a disclaimer sort of like this guy?  http://tinyurl.com/omplaug

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2014 04:29 PM (HsJeN)

506 Whoa whoa whoa. What nonsense is this? Posted by: Matt Schaub at January 11, 2014 08:29 PM (7icSB) *** Always the last to know.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2014 04:30 PM (DmNpO)

507 I read that Anna....how the eff did he get hired at the clinic to begin with!?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 11, 2014 04:30 PM (bCEmE)

508 If you're gonna throw it to the other team, first, call a timeout.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 11, 2014 04:30 PM (cnS/d)

509 "Just focus on the football, get those turnovers and get the other team in these third and long situations. That's just Seahawk football."

Posted by: Stupid Shit Said in the Booth During the Saints/Seahawks Game at January 11, 2014 04:30 PM (bf+1U)

510 The team that makes the fewest mistakes usually wins the game.

Posted by: luck at January 11, 2014 04:30 PM (U0LvF)

511 Oy, look at that little Joooo run!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 11, 2014 04:30 PM (jucos)

512 Nice NICE run by Brady there

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2014 04:30 PM (DmNpO)

513 Hey! Those big round things are blocking (most of) their elbows! And the pompoms are doing it too.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 11, 2014 04:31 PM (PK+r9)

514 Ziiiing!!! to Amendola.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 04:32 PM (ZshNr)

515 that was quite a catch there

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 04:32 PM (cnS/d)

516 TD!!!! Blount!!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 11, 2014 04:32 PM (ZshNr)

517 well well, things are looking good for the Massholes

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 04:33 PM (cnS/d)

518 I like the ball to the fan move. Always have.

Posted by: nip at January 11, 2014 04:33 PM (jI23+)

519 Blount is gonna be real popular when the Pats are in Colorado next week.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 11, 2014 04:33 PM (7icSB)

520 OK, the Pats only need to score twice more and then I'll get going.

Posted by: Andrew Luck at January 11, 2014 04:33 PM (o9Rp5)

521 and to think, it coulda been the Chiefs losing to the Pats.

oh well.

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 04:34 PM (cnS/d)

522 Belichek is God, btw.


You thought otherwise?  wrong, you are:  Watch His plan unfold tonight, before your Very eyes

Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 11, 2014 04:34 PM (omBWL)

523 Tami.  At a guess he lied on his resume.  Perhaps that is why his employment ended, they finally found out.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 04:35 PM (ZqlGu)

524 Indy has them right where they want em, just warming up.

Posted by: oc joe at January 11, 2014 04:35 PM (5fkya)

525 I'm pretty sure the gal in the sailor suit is Rachel. God bless her.

Posted by: nip at January 11, 2014 04:35 PM (jI23+)

526 I like the ball to the fan move. Always have.

Posted by: nip at January 11, 2014 08:33 PM (jI23+)


Yes, that was sweet.

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 04:36 PM (8lmkt)

527 Indianapolis? Indy??? The game is TODAY. You need to at least show up.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 04:36 PM (vJVdT)

528 I certainly hope a game breaks out. I'm stuck at work. Blowouts are boring.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 11, 2014 04:37 PM (15w2J)

529 Nood

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 11, 2014 04:38 PM (zDsvJ)

530 Shit, was that an interception?  I'm colorblind.

Posted by: Andrew Luck at January 11, 2014 04:38 PM (o9Rp5)

531 Prowess offensively? I think you meant competence.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 11, 2014 04:39 PM (bf+1U)

532 501 So, you're saying I "shouldn't" throw it to the other team? Was that wrong? I gotts plead ignorance on this one. Had anyone told me that that sort of thing was frowned upon... Posted by: Andrew Luck at January 11, 2014 08:27 PM (o9Rp5) Well it does usually take cavemen longer to figure out those sorts if things.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 11, 2014 04:39 PM (LI48c)

533 523 Tami. At a guess he lied on his resume. Perhaps that is why his employment ended, they finally found out. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 08:35 PM (ZqlGu) Took them 6 years. And I wonder why there are no records from the defunct reproductive clinic? That seems...odd.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 11, 2014 04:40 PM (bCEmE)

534 >>>If Peaches is happytopless, the Horde is happy. Fixt. And good evening, morons.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2014 04:40 PM (eQJwb)

535 TD Indy!!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 11, 2014 04:40 PM (bCEmE)

536 quite a catch there

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 04:40 PM (cnS/d)

537 Lucky . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2014 04:41 PM (8lmkt)

538 Tami, yep.  It all smells worse than the deader criminal.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2014 04:41 PM (ZqlGu)

539 That was some purty throw in', Mr. Luck.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 11, 2014 04:41 PM (vJVdT)

540 >>>445 And here's one wearing nothing but a football. You're a dick. Really, I hate you. Nicely played, but I still hate you.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2014 04:42 PM (eQJwb)

541 New football thread up top.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2014 04:43 PM (o9Rp5)

542 New football thread up top.
Don't go!!! Don't go!!! It's a femskin cookbook!!!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 11, 2014 04:44 PM (PK+r9)

543 huh what happened

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 11, 2014 04:58 PM (cnS/d)

544 Okay, who is messing with the time machine ace totally doesn't have and only lets Mike Judge use?

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at January 11, 2014 04:58 PM (Gk3SS)

545 My favorite Patriot. Is that like the ultra-sexy version of the Japanese schoolgirl uniform?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 11, 2014 05:30 PM (itCai)

546 Maybe the Dolts and the Saps could BOTH lose.

Posted by: wankette at January 11, 2014 07:24 PM (2ZZKo)

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