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March 07, 2012

NYC/NJ Moron Meetup -- Saturday, March 10
— Gabriel Malor

NYC-area and nearby New Jersey morons, longtime commenter CharlieBrown'sDildo (hey, I didn't pick it) has arranged a moron meetup this weekend and requests the dubious pleasure of your company.

Mr. Dildo tells me that the meetup will be at a bar in Hoboken, NJ, which is, allegedly, close "PATH and the trains", whatever that means, from 6pm to 8pm on Saturday, March 10. He says it's Happy Hour, but to be honest, if I had to go around telling people to call me CharlieBrown'sDildo, I wouldn't be all that happy about it.

If you are interested in attending, you may email Mr. Dildo at nynjmeet [at] optimum [dot] net for the full details. Mr. Dildo stressed, however, that arsonists, axe murderers, and Californians should not bother emailing, as he's fresh out of ex-girlfriends. I'm not sure what he meant by that either.

Nationwide Moron Meetups: I anticipate that as we get closer to the election more of you people will want to do meetups. I'm happy to put up notices for them, so long as I know who you are. A little spending money also helps. You can always reach me via email at gabriel.malor at the gmail thingy.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 06:13 PM | Comments (66)
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1 What in the hell is a Calgary moron supposed to do ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2012 06:16 PM (npr0X)

2 DC in Towson and other Baltimorons, when are we doing our moron meetup?

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 07, 2012 06:19 PM (6Frv1)

3 Anyone want to plan a SE Coastal GA, FL, SC meetup?

I guarantee, we'll out-party those other morons.

I'll be happy to plan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2012 06:22 PM (UOM48)

4 Strip joints in Hoboken? Who knew??

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2012 06:22 PM (niZvt)

5 Yo, Gabe, post a pic of the Raise a Glass to Breitbart meetup in Santa Monica!

Posted by: arhooley at March 07, 2012 06:22 PM (Kk+hC)

6 Wow. I guess with my name, I should go..

Posted by: @ParisParamus at March 07, 2012 06:24 PM (mENeG)

7 So how will I know which guy gawking up the stripper's cooter is charlie brown's dildo? I mean, "Excuse me, sir, are you..." just doesn't strike me as wise. Will he have a sign on his back?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2012 06:25 PM (niZvt)

8 All the bars around the Hoboken PATH station are gay sex clubs. What kind of outfit are you running here?

Posted by: Deuce at March 07, 2012 06:26 PM (E55AK)

9 Damn! Right in my hood...

Posted by: Johnny I at March 07, 2012 06:31 PM (y0VSd)

10 May I recommend Ryan's? An appropriate Moron establishment. Take a moment to read if you are not familiar with the Ryan's experience. http://tinyurl.com/7qozefa

Posted by: USA at March 07, 2012 06:31 PM (6Cjut)

11 Typical NEster types. Nowhere else has a meetup because it's all flyover country.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 07, 2012 06:35 PM (vpe0k)

12 I think a cat filter might be a good idea at the door.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, mourning Andrew at March 07, 2012 06:40 PM (/9l85)

13 Anyone interested in a Buffalo/Niagara Falls meetup lemme know. Anyone around the Southern Ontario region is good, too.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at March 07, 2012 06:48 PM (FaugI)

14 Waiting for a DC meetup...

Posted by: GergS at March 07, 2012 06:48 PM (dptRY)

15 Anything nearish to College Park

Posted by: GergS at March 07, 2012 06:49 PM (dptRY)

16 How was the West LA moron meetup last week?

Posted by: LASue at March 07, 2012 06:50 PM (XEegg)

All the bars around the Hoboken PATH station are gay sex clubs. What kind of outfit are you running here?

Well, then Ace will be there.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2012 06:53 PM (eFAiT)

18 Are any Morons in indianapolis?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, mourning Andrew at March 07, 2012 06:54 PM (/9l85)

19 How about a KC meet-up? Some bbq and booze? I am right by Westport and the Plaza, so you know I live the AoSHQ lifestyle right. Bitches.

Posted by: Lord Humungus misses AB at March 07, 2012 06:57 PM (Yv6gq)

20 Dear God thank you for this season of survivor!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, mourning Andrew at March 07, 2012 07:00 PM (/9l85)

21 Why is there never a SF Bay meetup?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2012 07:07 PM (GE1+K)

22 Yanks and/or Red Sox in town are big events for the Summer. Stands are usually half visitor fans. And the ballpark renovation here makes KC a great place to see a game. Some fun stuff for kids too, even teenagers.

Posted by: Lord Humungus misses AB at March 07, 2012 07:09 PM (Yv6gq)

23 How was the West LA moron meetup last week? Posted by: LASue at March 07, 2012 10:50 PM Interesting and fun. My kinda people -- solib patriots.

Posted by: arhooley at March 07, 2012 07:10 PM (Kk+hC)

24 Who knew?? Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2012 10:22 PM (niZvt) yeah, I asked about that. I mean new jersey, hoboken, an irish themed bar, and no strippers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 07:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

25 I know there's some Ohio morons out there, but living in NE Ohio, probably the best I could hope for would be a Columbus area meet-up.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 07, 2012 07:18 PM (MyByM)

26 There's also Denver. . . weather's starting to get nice again, finally, so cigars will be an option.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 07, 2012 07:23 PM (QTHTd)

27 Anyone into IRC can meet up online at #aoshq on the freenode network. That's an IRC channel, not a hash tag, for you youngin's.

Posted by: S700 at March 07, 2012 07:34 PM (tUg3e)

28 6pm -8pm??

2 hour party??

On a saturday night???

Damn

Posted by: Berserker at March 07, 2012 07:43 PM (FMbng)

29 ot - is fox news off the air anywhere else besides northern clownifornia?

Posted by: the Butcher at March 07, 2012 07:47 PM (YPtzF)

30 In defense of Hoboken (although I live an hour away in a nearby state across the river), it's a small city at the end of many train-lines from sites in New Jersey with a light-rail line passing through, PATH is the Port Authority Trans Hudson, a subway line connecting Manhattan with Hoboken.
See here: http://www.njtransit.com/pdf/LightRail/sf_lr_hblr_map.pdf
There are quite a few bars in the city, some nice restaurants, and a terrific view of the NYC skyline.
Most of the bars and restaurants are within walking distance of the rain lines and terminals.
One of my all time favorite places, Clam Broth House, closed a while back, but seems to have reopened (per their 2011 website). Arthur's Tavern is a great steak joint.
None of this is commercial; I have no interests in Hoboken, although I visit there a few times a year.

Posted by: Travis Wilde at March 07, 2012 07:48 PM (0A0oI)

Living in Anchorage sucks sometimes.

Posted by: Bosk at March 07, 2012 07:50 PM (V07Nc)

32 I know there's some Ohio morons out there, but living in NE Ohio, probably the best I could hope for would be a Columbus area meet-up.

Akron area moron here (though don't comment much). Don't think I would make a meet-up in Columbus, but possibly Akron-Cleveland area and vicinity.

Posted by: Mullaney at March 07, 2012 07:53 PM (s8XaI)

33 Any other morons from Maine?

...

*crickets*

...

Yeah, that's what I thought. Once again, I drink alone.

Posted by: Slublog at March 07, 2012 07:55 PM (ciQYC)

34 Actually, I would love an Akron-Cleveland meetup but the morons who comment here the most (Ohio Dan and lacey off the top of my head) live in Cincy. Don't know of many up this way.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 07, 2012 07:57 PM (MyByM)

35 @33 -- I imagine the Aurora must be spectacular about now. We used to go up to Fort Rich to watch the displays.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2012 07:57 PM (V6fqC)

@35

Hey Slublog.

You are not alone in The Conservative Underground!

Cheers from Wisconsin!

*drinks*

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 07, 2012 08:02 PM (i1YBw)

37 32 In defense of Hoboken

I've gone back and forth between living in Hoboken and the city since college, and actually prefer the former in a lot of ways. I mean, for all intents and purposes it's a part of the city, only for wingnuts it's more like actually living in America. Very few leftist weirdos/ugly people, and bars every ten feet or so.

Posted by: Deuce at March 07, 2012 08:04 PM (E55AK)

o/t

I posted this on the ONT also...

Don't know how many of you guys are following SoS's story concerning the guy wearing the Che-shirt but it would be cool if, after it's over, the SoS posts were combined into one epic thread...if Ace or one of the cob loggers would put it together...

My question was what would be a great title for such an epic story?

Ideas?

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 07, 2012 08:06 PM (i1YBw)

39 If any morons want to hang out in friendly territory in S.F. (BION), LMK. Also, there's English Country dancing Sat. night.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2012 08:14 PM (68rtd)

40 Hm - I might actually be able to make this. Question is whether or not Dad will accompany me. And whether or not I feel like making the drive by myself if he doesn't.

Posted by: Revvy at March 07, 2012 08:15 PM (32kK3)

41 Did any Houston moron go to the Houston tea party get together to honor Brietbart last Saturday?

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 07, 2012 08:21 PM (jTVGC)

42 Anyone wanna go to the Nickleplate in Nordman, Id? Grandview? I'll host.

Yeah, needle in a haystack. That's me. The lost needle.

Posted by: Derak at March 07, 2012 08:25 PM (VEhDR)

43 In defense of Hoboken I've gone back and forth between living in Hoboken and the city since college, and actually prefer the former in a lot of ways. I mean, for all intents and purposes it's a part of the city, only for wingnuts it's more like actually living in America. Very few leftist weirdos/ugly people, and bars every ten feet or so. Posted by: Deuce at March 08, 2012 12:04 AM (E55AK) they have been shooting a lot of cops there lately. on duty and off. I think they did refuse to let those jersey shore girls film a show there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 08:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

44 42 Hm - I might actually be able to make this. Question is whether or not Dad will accompany me. And whether or not I feel like making the drive by myself if he doesn't. Posted by: Revvy at March 08, 2012 12:15 AM (32kK3) are you old enough to drive?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 08:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

Yeah, that's what I thought. Once again, I drink alone.

Why drink when you can eat Lobster bisque!?

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2012 08:41 PM (eFAiT)

46 I guarantee, we'll out-party those other morons.

Bring. It. On.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 07, 2012 08:46 PM (/izg2)

47 Yes, yankee, I am old enough to drive. I may be one of the youngest 'ettes, but I'm not THAT young.

Posted by: Revvy at March 07, 2012 08:48 PM (32kK3)

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2012 12:27 AM (Z9EHQ)

Yankeefifth, did you find the clue I left for you earlier?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 07, 2012 09:00 PM (Usk3+)

49 Yes, yankee, I am old enough to drive. I may be one of the youngest 'ettes, but I'm not THAT young. Posted by: Revvy at March 08, 2012 12:48 AM (32kK3) no offense intended, I have just not has the thought that I was going to need to bring a parent anywhere for a while and I they have not gotten to the point where I have to worry about leaving them alone. your comment mad me smile that' all.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 09:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

50 hah hah, didn't mean to sound like I was offended, I was poking fun. I just mentioned bringing my Dad cause he lurks here too. Occasionally comments, but only very occasionally. And I'm a reg over at the H2.

Posted by: Revvy at March 07, 2012 09:03 PM (32kK3)

51 Yankeefifth, did you findthe clue I left for you earlier? Posted by: Meremortal at March 08, 2012 01:00 AM (Usk3+) hey I did. thank you. I am confused as to how all of this stuff goes unquestioned in the media. I know why it doe but you would think that a good reporter would have to have enough intellectual curiosity that eventually they would want some answers. how did the music lesson go?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 09:03 PM (Z9EHQ)

It amazes me that there aren't a few "Jack Anderson" types around. I poked around and discovered Obama doesn't carry a coin, but he does carry a hindu monkey god in his pocket at all times. Hinduism is popular in Indonesia.

Also got reminded of when he didn't wear any jewelry during Ramadan last year. He was having his ring repaired, remember? But he stopped wearing his watch at the same time.

Lesson went great. Kid is into it and picks things up quickly.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 07, 2012 09:17 PM (Usk3+)

53 Also got reminded of when he didn't wear any jewelry during Ramadan last year. He was having his ring repaired, remember? But he stopped wearing his watch at the same time. . Lesson went great. Kid is into it and picks things up quickly. Posted by: Meremortal at March 08, 2012 01:17 AM (Usk3+) I was thinking of the fact that his ring was off when I read you earlier clue. I did not know about the monkey. I always hate conspiracy theories but there are always explanations about his behavior and practices that seem simpler than the ones that he gives or that the mfm pushes. It is a lot easier to believe he is a muslim than that he is a Christian. even if he is not a muslim, you have to wonder what kind of Christian would sit in wright's church for so long? The kids learning so quickly is probably a function of your excellent teaching skills.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 09:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

54 morons and moronettes I am off for the night. see you tomorrow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 09:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

55 nighty night Yankee

Posted by: Revvy at March 07, 2012 09:39 PM (32kK3)

56 Hoboken? I'm Dying.

Posted by: B Bunny at March 07, 2012 09:44 PM (7A0m5)

57 Anyone around Seattle? Hello? Anybody?

Posted by: DanG at March 07, 2012 09:45 PM (/5Qnt)

58 Maybe Mr. Dildo is really Miss/Mrs. Dildo. Just sayin... That's always a possibility. Reminds me of college days... Are we supposed to bring anything? Batteries?

Posted by: Jay Bee at March 07, 2012 11:05 PM (6W8+8)

59 Aw man! I lived in Hoboken for 8 years - now live a mile behind it. Wish I could make it but I popped out a baby a month ago and am pretty much stuck at home. All I know is that I didn't pay attention for a week due to labor and birth and suddenly Rick Santorum was on the rise... WTF?!

Posted by: RochelleRochelle at March 08, 2012 02:28 AM (RL07x)

60 Mormon meet-up?

Posted by: nic featuring a sex toy & a cartoon at March 08, 2012 03:26 AM (+kznc)

61 Posted by: RochelleRochelle at March 08, 2012 06:28 AM (RL07x)

That's a pathetic excuse. The kid can drink beer!

Seriously...congratulations!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 08, 2012 04:18 AM (nEUpB)

62 I'm guessing the 6-8PM designation means the bar agreed to hold us a table for that long. I don't think they'll actually make us pick up and leave town at 8.

Posted by: spongeworthy at March 08, 2012 04:33 AM (puy4B)

63 There's got to be enough morons in Houston for a good meet and greet. On the other hand, the combination of booze and guns might become problematic as the evening wears on.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 08, 2012 05:18 AM (TpvWF)

64 Hah! Mr. Dildo... *snerk* I just KNEW that one of these days that Charlie Brown's Dildo sock was gonna bite you in the... Wait, what?

Posted by: Deety at March 08, 2012 07:16 AM (wO8Xd)

65 Dang it - going to see Act of Valor on Saturday.

Posted by: dnice at March 08, 2012 10:21 AM (Tnt6v)

66 N-A-S-H-V-I-L-L-E

Meet up needed. There's got to be a few of us around Middle TN.

frankrizzo at the g mail period com

Posted by: FrankRizzo at March 08, 2012 07:16 PM (JHRCt)

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