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March 06, 2012

Obama Celebrates Super Tuesday With His First Press Conference In 5 Months
— DrewM

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess "contraception" comes up once or twice.

Question 4: Why haven't you gone to Israel yet? Do you want higher gas prices?

Attacks question saying "would any President facing reelection want higher gas prices?"

I guess he hasn't spoken to Steven Chu.

Oh God, he wants to make sure the AG "pays attention" to speculators. What's he going to find? Supply and demand impact prices?

Says he went to Israel before and isn't the 1st President not to get there in his first term.

Question 5: Rush of course.

Won't comment on sponsors leaving show or liberals who have done the same thing.

Says he called Fluke because of his daughters and he wouldn't want them called those names just for speaking out.

Question 6: Do you think Debbie Wasserman-Shultz that there is a "war on women"?

Says women will make choices based on issues, runs through his stump speech bullet points.

Follow up: Would you like Wasserman-Shultz to change her language?

Obama- He won't comment on it. He'll "lead by example" on civility.

Question 7- Latinos love you but what about amnesty?

Obama Like George W. Bush, I love amnesty!

Question 8- So, what do you think about Mitt calling you "feckless"?

"Good luck tonight, really"

Question 9- Why move G8 summit from Chicago to Camp David?

I don't know what his answer is. I've reached my limit on listening to him. You're on your own from here on out.

Earlier questions below the fold. Opening statement is about administration efforts to help "struggling home owners" (aka- spend more tax payer money). Jobs bill, Bufett rule, his re-fi plan.

About that refinancing plan, Amanda Carpenter points out that home flippers will be eligible for this program.

Obama's talk about "innocent homeowners" screwed over by banks reminds me of Democratic support for the DREAM Act...all illegal students are honor role students.

Question 1- Iran and Syria
Obama now saying that Republicans who talk tough on Iran don't understand how bad war is, unlike me, the Commander in Chief.

He can't explain why Libya war was ok over threat of killings vs. actual killings in Syria other than to say the UN and international community aren't interested in Syria.

Question 2- What did you say to Netenyahu?

"We're hearing noises about their (Iran) going back to the negotiating table" Success then I guess.

Basically he's saying now is not the time to deal with Iran.

He's also saying that unlike some other Presidents he doesn't want to see American servicemen and women die.

Question 3: Is this Iran's last chance?

Says Iran hasn't been serious in negotiations over the last 3 years but they will be this time.

Posted by: DrewM at 09:10 AM | Comments (254)
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1 An yet his ugly mug is on my view screen every freakin' day.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2012 09:12 AM (GTbGH)

2 Maybe a mention of Sandra Fluke here and there.

Posted by: Kaitian at March 06, 2012 09:13 AM (et2m1)

3 We're going to ask about sex, sex, and more sex!!

Posted by: The Media at March 06, 2012 09:13 AM (F6KtL)

4 A shout out to:

-GM for shutting down the Volt assembly line
-Sandra Fluck for enlightening the world on the sex lives of Hoyas
-Michelle for letting him watch ESPN
-Bill Maher for that sweet, sweet gravy

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2012 09:16 AM (GQ8sn)

5 The number one issue facing the United States is birth control and we need to know how President Obama is going to stop the Republicans from taking it away from everyone!

Posted by: The Media at March 06, 2012 09:16 AM (oG/rt)

6 Obama to Jake , "ask me about Fluke, Because let me be clear, The Republicans want to make her have babies"

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:16 AM (TomZ9)

7 I hope someone asks him to sing Motown songs!

Posted by: Bang Out Of Order at March 06, 2012 09:17 AM (1H47k)

8 And a shout out to my man Jeremy Lin, who I discovered.

Your welcome, New York.

Posted by: Baracka Obama at March 06, 2012 09:17 AM (+TR9a)

9 Questions about Fast and Furious will make up the bulk of the inquisition.

Posted by: toby928© with a goatee at March 06, 2012 09:17 AM (GTbGH)

10 Oh sweet jeebus.

Commander Clusterfuck just can't stay off the tee vee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2012 09:18 AM (UOM48)

11 Let's see if Jake Tapper still has his balls intact.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2012 09:18 AM (UOM48)

12 And maybe a mention by the boy-genius-king of his grand compromise with the Catholic church.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2012 09:18 AM (jUytm)

13 Gas prices? Not my fault.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2012 09:19 AM (jUytm)

14 11 Let's see if Jake Tapper still has his balls intact.

I think he lost them last week to Ace...

Posted by: the hobbit fomerly known as Donna at March 06, 2012 09:19 AM (lyHhk)

15 Wow. He's done a lot and doing more. What a great president. The bad banks better watch out.

Posted by: eureka! at March 06, 2012 09:19 AM (LQIyD)

16 MSM Question: "What about those lying fatcat Republicans who got us into this mess and who own this economy? Why do they lie and hate women so much? Is it because they are Jews?"

Posted by: Bang Out Of Order at March 06, 2012 09:19 AM (1H47k)

Please tell us what your favorite color is!

Posted by: Jake Tapper at March 06, 2012 09:19 AM (8g9qq)

18 Failed policies of the previous administration ...

Posted by: the scorpion at March 06, 2012 09:19 AM (GTbGH)

19 I'm not going to watch. Going to Kroger to fill up the car with a teeny discount.

Enjoy the show, peeps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2012 09:20 AM (UOM48)

It's not much, but I'd like for someone to ask him whether the timing of the press conference is to deny the GOP uninterrupted coverage tonight and tomorrow.

Posted by: bustermcd at March 06, 2012 09:20 AM (0AX8H)

21
Sumbitch's lying....again!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 06, 2012 09:20 AM (TkGkA)

22 Mr. President, the average woman pays over $150,000 per year on contraception. Why are you the only politician in America who cares about women?

Posted by: The Media at March 06, 2012 09:20 AM (oG/rt)

23 Obama to Jake, It is clearly a right for all peoples to have gender transgender surgery if they so desire, also Bigger Breasts :lipo, prettier lips, pecs, penile enlargement , anything they want. We should applaud those standing up for more beautiful people.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:20 AM (TomZ9)

24 Has he been clear yet?

Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2012 09:20 AM (fIuC0)

25 I am excited! Wonder when it is on so I can record and add to my library of Presdent Obama's speeches........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 06, 2012 09:20 AM (48wze)

26 SCOAMF. We must defeat this DEMONCRAT.

Posted by: @ParisParamus at March 06, 2012 09:20 AM (Mdujr)

27 I hope the White House passes out enough Chapstick to the media. All that ass-kissing can take a toll!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at March 06, 2012 09:21 AM (tYaDf)

28
I'd like to give a shout-out to Sandra Fluke for her refusal to accept derogatory remarks from Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: Baraka O'Stumblefuck at March 06, 2012 09:22 AM (TkGkA)

29 Mr. President, I notice the crease in your pants is especially crisp today........and thank you for that. Oh, no Sir, I didn't have a question.......just......just, thank you for being you.

Posted by: David Brooks, Esq....and Maybe Ghey at March 06, 2012 09:23 AM (Lo/3Q)

30 Let me be clear, Catholics do not care about women dieing in the streets, they only care about bossing you around, and telling you what religious beliefs should be , I say that's between Me and your g-d not you and your g-d." I will demand they be more fair to all people not matter their religion or lack of.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:24 AM (TomZ9)

31 I personally saw to it that TOTUS interfaced with Iranian nuclear plant centrifuges and delivered Stuxnet.

Love me!

Posted by: Baracka Obama at March 06, 2012 09:24 AM (+TR9a)

32 Barak Obama: He wants to Fluke you

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 06, 2012 09:24 AM (u50z0)

33 Obama to Jake, 9 7/8 out of 10 Catholic women prefer to have g-d out of their womanly reproductive rights.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:25 AM (TomZ9)

34 Not that I'm a Met's fan but I'm watching Santana pitch. He velocity is was down so far

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 06, 2012 09:26 AM (i6RpT)

35 "Iran? , Iran is a little country not bothering nobody unless i say they are." next?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:27 AM (TomZ9)

36 Eventually all dictators fall.

I feel I still have a good 5 years left, but we'll see.

Posted by: Baracka Obama at March 06, 2012 09:28 AM (+TR9a)

37 Things I would rather do than watch an Obama Press Conference

#81 - Clean a public restroom toilet with my toothbrush.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 06, 2012 01:26 PM (OWjjx)

clean up my neighbors Rottweiler's poo with a spoon?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:28 AM (TomZ9)

38 Hi Baraka!!

Posted by: Sandra Fluken at March 06, 2012 09:28 AM (WUWb9)

39 Not that I'm a Met's fan but I'm watching Santana pitch. He velocity is was down so far What channel -- cause watch Johan pitch is number 89 on my list of things I would rather do than watch an Obama Press Conference. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 06, 2012 01:27 PM (OWjjx) The Mets Channel SNY

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 06, 2012 09:28 AM (i6RpT)

40 What's his opinion on Dale being killed on The Walking Dead?

Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at March 06, 2012 09:29 AM (mLy1V)

I hope the White House passes out enough Chapstick to the media. All that ass-kissing can take a toll!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at March 06, 2012 01:21 PM (tYaDf)

I prefer Blistex. It's much gentler on my soft, supple lips.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at March 06, 2012 09:29 AM (B60aI)

42 Has he been clear yet?

Nope. Nobody has let him be clear yet. Bush's fault.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 06, 2012 09:29 AM (SY2Kh)

43 I beleive Ms. Fluck's opinion of Transgenders and rights in College our important and Presdent Obama should take this issue up. The Republi-Losers don't care about these important societial issues and do not care about gay, straight and transgender women in any facet of society. Good for Presdent Obama and Ms. Fluck for bringing this serious problem to hour attention.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 06, 2012 09:30 AM (48wze)

44 "What did you say to Natenyahu?"

Or Netanyahu as Bibi prefers to spell it...

Posted by: Pedantry Q. Grammatic at March 06, 2012 09:30 AM (PMGbu)

45 He did assure us he's not one of those beating the drums of war, like people on the campaign trail.

Now he is telling us about the lies he told Bibi.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 06, 2012 09:30 AM (GoIUi)

#81 - Clean a public restroom toilet with my toothbrush.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 06, 2012 01:26 PM (OWjjx)

#133 - Exfoliate my cornhole with iron wool.

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2012 09:31 AM (B60aI)

47 I'll repeat it again, Jake Tappers wife is/was the regional director of Planned Parenthood in DC.

If he asks any question relating to Fluke, it will not in anyway be substantive and or be able to be turned around on Obama.

Posted by: McLovin at March 06, 2012 09:31 AM (j0IcY)

48 What's his opinion on Dale being killed on The Walking Dead?

It was the previous administration that de-regulated the length and sharpness of zombie fingernails.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 06, 2012 09:31 AM (SY2Kh)

49 Get this lying fuck off my tv

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 06, 2012 09:31 AM (HjAXy)

50 <em> 48 What's his opinion on Dale being killed on The Walking Dead?</em>

DANGIT. My DVR malfunctioned and I didn't get the last episode.

I'm one with that show. He was my favorite character.

DONE.

Posted by: Car in at March 06, 2012 09:31 AM (unDG7)

51 Tapper didn't ask about PP or Fluke.

He asked what assurances Obama gave Netenyahu.

Lots of smog emitted, no real answer.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 06, 2012 09:32 AM (GoIUi)

52 Mr. President ,how about them Nicks?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:33 AM (TomZ9)

53 Dale sucked. All he did was moralize and wear a stupid hat. The fucker got what he deserved Also Rick's kid is a little bitch

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 06, 2012 09:33 AM (HjAXy)

54 Anybody ask the scrunt whether he asked the afgan animals to apologize for killing our American Troops?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 06, 2012 09:33 AM (i6RpT)

55 I would watch, but I am much more interested in this riviting Minnesota Twins vs. Tampa Bay Rays pre-season baseball game.

I'm working feverishly to finish painting this wall so I can watch the paint dry instead of Obama.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 06, 2012 09:34 AM (/izg2)

56 60: Dale dying is probably the only positive development in TWD this season.

Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at March 06, 2012 09:34 AM (mLy1V)

57 OK JEF is speaking... DJIA down 200+ WTF ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 06, 2012 09:35 AM (nTgAI)

58 Mr ,President, What is your opinion on women using Just for men? is it ok, or should we have Michelle weigh in?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:35 AM (TomZ9)

59 It is all our duty to watch Presdent obama anytime he is on TV. It is called respect PEOPLE !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 06, 2012 09:36 AM (48wze)

60 Get this lying fuck off my tv Posted by: Mr Pink at March 06, 2012 01:31 PM (HjAXy) ***************** So....you saw the part about how Obama loathes when war gets wrapped up in "politics"? wow,

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:36 AM (XsnBd)

61 Here's a shout out to John Wiley "Black hole" Price for livin' the American dream. $50,000 (don't worry, Holder'll take care of that little problem).

Posted by: Barack Horatio Algae, Jr. at March 06, 2012 09:36 AM (I8Xca)

62 Mr. President, why do you say uh som much, are you fucking stupid or something?

Posted by: robtr at March 06, 2012 09:36 AM (MtwBb)

So I'm trying to eat my lunch while watching a little TV news, and of course they switched to Obama live (bleech.........)

I finally found something that wasn't a lying politician lying. On PBS. Clifford the Big Red dog, and yeah I'm a little old for Clifford but it seemed like a better choice.

Clifford has been taken over by the pod people. The whole episode was about saving energy, don't use electricity, people who use electricity are bad, good people sweat their way through the summer, and play board games instead of using screen games, and on and on and then the power went out for Clifford & company and a very old couple showed everybody how to go back and live in the dark ages.

Everything is political with these people. *Spit*

Posted by: Boots at March 06, 2012 09:37 AM (neKzn)

64 Obama , "Mary, lovely idea ? perhaps make it mandatory ? not a bad idea."

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:38 AM (TomZ9)

65 >>>Basically he's saying now is not the time to deal with Iran.

Of course not. Iran has made it clear. They will pursue nuclear weapons; when they have them, they will attack Israel, and no amount of peaceful diplomacy other than disbanding the state of Israel and surrendering to the supremacy of Sharia will possibly stop that. So dealing with Iran means only one thing at this point, forcefully limiting or eliminating their ability to pursue Nuclear Weapons, either through espionage, covert operations, or outright assault.

All of which is above O's paygrade.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 06, 2012 09:38 AM (0q2P7)

66 And I'm sorry for all you Jake Tapper fans but he stuffed a whole lot of opinion in one of his questions. How "unfortunately" when (the Republicans) we rushed into war with little discussion... wtf has happened to Jake Tapper?

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:38 AM (XsnBd)

67 Jake's wife said no nookie unless he played nice with Ms. Fluck and the SCOAMF, and it's been a looooooong time for Little Jake.

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2012 09:39 AM (RD7QR)

68 He is so amazing. I'm so proud that he's my presid... ahhhhhhhhhhh... anyone got a tissue?

Posted by: Greg at March 06, 2012 09:39 AM (fYOZx)

Mr ,President, What is your opinion on women using Just for men? is it ok, or should we have Michelle weigh in?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 01:35 PM (TomZ9)

LOL! Now that right there is funny.

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2012 09:39 AM (B60aI)

70 tasker, it's ok, no one will remind him about his pre presidency day commentaries.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:39 AM (TomZ9)

71 Clean Technology! Say it Obama-- ALGAE!!!!

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:39 AM (XsnBd)

72 As for "The Walking Dead", those people are too stupid to live. With Dale being the dumbest. I'm rooting for the zombies.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2012 09:39 AM (1+CnU)

73 Dale is dead? He was #13,545 on my "hit" list. Damn, he even brought his own condom.

Posted by: Sandra Fluken at March 06, 2012 09:40 AM (WUWb9)

74 Let me be clear, Catholics do not care about women dieing in the streets, they only care about bossing you around, and telling you what religious beliefs should be , I say that's between Me and your g-d not you and your g-d." I will demand they be more fair to all people not matter their religion or lack of.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 01:24 PM (TomZ9)

Huh?

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 06, 2012 09:40 AM (u50z0)

75 Bottle necks at refineries.... You mean REGULATIONS!!!!?

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:40 AM (XsnBd)

76 MFM: President Wonderful, why do Republicans hate womyn and children? How are you going to save us from them?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2012 09:40 AM (1Jaio)

77 Well, we didn't actually see Dale die, so there's that.

Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at March 06, 2012 09:40 AM (mLy1V)

78 Avenge me, Barry.

Avenge me.

Posted by: Solyndra at March 06, 2012 09:40 AM (+TR9a)

#165 - Go downtown on Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: Jaws at March 06, 2012 09:41 AM (4I3Uo)

80 Mr President, do you think the republicans are more racist than before you took office or about the same amount of racist as before you took office?

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at March 06, 2012 09:41 AM (fYOZx)

Things I would rather do than watch an Obama Press Conference

#171 - Watch "The View."

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2012 09:41 AM (B60aI)

82 Reconstitute the task force on Oil speculation? Fuck that. Drill baby drill. He can't seen to answer why he has not visited Israel.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 06, 2012 09:41 AM (i6RpT)

83 dagny, I'm trying to do impressions of Obama and what he might say.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:42 AM (TomZ9)

84 69 OK JEF is speaking... DJIA down 200+ WTF ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 06, 2012 01:35 PM (nTgAI)

It's Greece. That and GM are the only things that drive the market anymore, donchaknow.

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2012 09:42 AM (RD7QR)

85 Rush Limbaugh question. Do you agree with his apology and his sponsors leaving and is there a double standard?

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 06, 2012 09:42 AM (GoIUi)

86 #199 - Take a guided tour of America's garden spot, Compton, California.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 06, 2012 01:35 PM (OWjjx)

Compton is actually becoming gentrified.

Posted by: baldilocks at March 06, 2012 09:42 AM (T2/zQ)

87 MFM: President Wonderful, can you explain to us again how everything is the Republicans fault?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2012 09:42 AM (1Jaio)

88 Things I would rather do than watch an Obama Press Conference #171 - Watch "The View." Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2012 01:41 PM (B60aI) Watch the View? Now lets not get crazy here

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 06, 2012 09:42 AM (i6RpT)

89 When do I get an apology for that Volt thang you're pimping? My phones open and I see all you're doing is wasting time with drawn out responses to questions you want to answer.

Posted by: Shocked in CA at March 06, 2012 09:42 AM (qu2SW)

90 ALGAE!!!! All right.......is someone tivoing this thing in case he does say algae.....cause that right there would be funny. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 06, 2012 01:40 PM (OWjjx) ******** Shit...looks like he flirted inside his brain with touting ALGAE... Oh no--- He doesn't know what's in Rush Limbaugh's heart!!!! Almost as good as ALGAE!!! Oh trotting out Mallia and Sasha now for the block....

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:43 AM (XsnBd)

He can't seen to answer why he has not visited Israel.

I hate the Jewish State.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 06, 2012 09:43 AM (BOeKf)

92 Posted by: nevergiveup at March 06, 2012 01:41 PM (i6RpT)

I'll tell you exactly why he hasn't visited Israel, but over a beer.

I may get banned for the profanity.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 06, 2012 09:43 AM (nEUpB)

93 Mr President, is Sandra Fluke a national hero or a national treasure?

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at March 06, 2012 09:43 AM (fYOZx)

94 Obama wants Sandra to know that her parents should be proud of her....

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:43 AM (XsnBd)

95 MFM: President Wonderful, do you mind if we pleasure ourselves at being in your presence?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2012 09:44 AM (1Jaio)

96 The cruel Republicans demand that you stand, I only require that you kneel.

Posted by: baraxes at March 06, 2012 09:44 AM (GTbGH)

97 I want Ricks child and wife to get eaten slowly by the zombies. Rick's child's storyline is boring, his wife is a stupid slut, and they both deserve to bite it. I wish the story would spin off and detail the travels of the looting Philly murderers.

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 06, 2012 09:44 AM (HjAXy)

98 Mr. Presdient , Why don't you return Mr. C8nt Maher's 1 million dollars?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:44 AM (TomZ9)

He can't seen to answer why he has not visited Israel.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 06, 2012 01:41 PM (i6RpT)

Because it's like garlic to a vampire.

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2012 09:45 AM (B60aI)

100 A WAR ON WOMYN ELEVENTY111! Man your battle stations...

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:45 AM (XsnBd)

101

"Imagine if they had a fire breathing rhetorician who had the intellect and cunning to package the Progressive deceit more palatably?"

Um, I'm not so sure that with the aid of the MSM and out own ham handed candidates and political party, Obama's skills in these areas will not be enough.

At this point, I see the election as a tossup depending on how the economy is doing at the time. Hopefully, hopefully, the Repubs will be able to recover from this latest Fluke blunder, but any more of these gaffes and they may sink themselves.

Posted by: RM at March 06, 2012 09:45 AM (TRsME)

102 113 Obama wants Sandra to know that her parents should be proud of her....

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 01:43 PM (XsnBd)

Well, her parents and the Georgetown Lacrosse team.

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2012 09:45 AM (RD7QR)

103 Asshole! She wasn't called any names "just for speaking out". She was called a name because it was congruent with what she was demanding: Being paid to have sex.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 06, 2012 09:45 AM (Y5I9o)

104 wtf has happened to Jake Tapper?

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 01:38 PM (XsnBd)

----------------

He's just tryin to get his liberal street cred back.

Posted by: David Brooks, Esq....and Maybe Ghey at March 06, 2012 09:45 AM (Lo/3Q)

105 101 Oh, OK. I thought you had lost it and we were going to have to do another intervention--you know where Gabe calls people and they get better.

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 06, 2012 09:45 AM (u50z0)

106 "He can't seen to answer why he has not visited Israel." Crappy golf courses.

Posted by: Ben Hoganberg at March 06, 2012 09:45 AM (qu2SW)

107 Obama has a plan to "solidify the middle class" Solyent Green!?

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:46 AM (XsnBd)

108 Obama doesn't think women should be called rude names for speaking out. Er... unless they're speaking out against HIM.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at March 06, 2012 09:46 AM (X3KAb)

109 Mr. President, do you believe Fluke would look nicer as a man or woman?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:47 AM (TomZ9)

110 Not watching. Outside cleaning buckets instead. Figured that would be more entertaining and educational than listening to Buttwhistle Soetero, or whatever his name is this week.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 06, 2012 09:47 AM (hiMsy)

111 "He can't seen to answer why he has not visited Israel." Crappy golf courses. Posted by: Ben Hoganberg at March 06, 2012 01:45 PM (qu2SW) Maybe, but you should see the distance you get when you tee off from the top of Masada!

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 06, 2012 09:47 AM (i6RpT)

112 Well, her parents and the Georgetown Lacrosse team.

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2012 01:45 PM (RD7QR)

Hey, I go watch those guys every weekend. They don't need to get fluked by her. They have lacrosstitues who are cute, blond, preppy, and not so, oh, overused.

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 06, 2012 09:47 AM (u50z0)

113 Could I just hold the question in my hand is this soft enough... Very controled Q&A

Posted by: Flintsione at March 06, 2012 09:47 AM (dZmmV)

114 127 Obama has a plan to

"solidify the middle class"

Solyent Green!?

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 01:46 PM (XsnBd)

Baths in cement.

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2012 09:47 AM (RD7QR)

115 >>He's also saying that unlike some other Presidents he doesn't want to see American servicemen and women die.

Really? Did he really say 'unlike some other Presidents'?

I can't endure watching him anymore so I rely on morons with stronger stomachs to watch for me.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2012 09:48 AM (joSBv)

116 Does anybody know why Obama thinks - the middle class needs to be "solidified"? wtf?

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:48 AM (XsnBd)

117 Did Ed Henry really ask him why he hasn;t visited Israel??? What was his answer? No place for Michelle to buy $800 sneakers there?

Posted by: rockmom at March 06, 2012 09:48 AM (NYnoe)

118 SCOAMF! SCOAMT! SCOAMPOS!

Also, the guy up there that said Demoncrat. If you add a letter, you have to remove one.

Or just rotate the c 90 degrees. Either way. Thus, Demonrat.

Posted by: Cato at March 06, 2012 09:48 AM (Pz6AJ)

119 dagny, as for losing it, well ....
no i'm just really piss'd he thinks it is His and gvt s job to tell the religious institutions what their beliefs 'should be'.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:48 AM (TomZ9)

120 Baraka, I have an opening between 5:15 and 6:00... if you are free..

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 06, 2012 09:48 AM (DGIjM)

121 Immigration , it would cost 635 billion to send them home , but the POTUS has seen that the balance on our check book is overdrawn for the next 10 years...

Posted by: Flintsione at March 06, 2012 09:49 AM (dZmmV)

122 Huff Po: Evie, Obama's Transgender Ex-Nanny, Reveals Lifetime Of Torment In Indonesia

Posted by: Cher at March 06, 2012 09:49 AM (qu2SW)

123 Mr. President, even if the economy grows 2.5% this year we are still $1 trillion less than your 2009 projection for this year, what policies of yours have kept the economy from growing as you projected?

Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at March 06, 2012 09:49 AM (mLy1V)

124 He's just tryin to get his liberal street cred back. Posted by: David Brooks, Esq....and Maybe Ghey at March 06, 2012 01:45 PM (Lo/3Q) ************ It's like he got pistol whipped by Nancy Pelosi or something...

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:49 AM (XsnBd)

125 Softball central-
Mr. President, isn't this limbaugh guy terrible?
Mr President, why do republicans hate women?
Mr. President, why do republicans hate latinos.
Our press is pathetic.

Posted by: benson at March 06, 2012 09:49 AM (k8v1W)

126 FYI- Carbonite is still sinking, down 9.6 as of now for today.

Posted by: free tibet AND whirled peas at March 06, 2012 09:50 AM (S9XNl)

127 I will bathe in the blood of the Catholics before the children of Babylon.

Posted by: baraxes at March 06, 2012 09:50 AM (GTbGH)

128 >>He's also saying that unlike some other Presidents he doesn't want to see American servicemen and women die.

Really? Did he really say 'unlike some other Presidents'?

I can't endure watching him anymore so I rely on morons with stronger stomachs to watch for me.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2012 01:48 PM (joSBv)

Usually he only gets upset about CORPSE MEN

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 06, 2012 09:50 AM (nTgAI)

129 132 Well, her parents and the Georgetown Lacrosse team.
Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2012 01:45 PM (RD7QR)

Hey, I go watch those guys every weekend. They don't need to get fluked by her. They have lacrosstitues who are cute, blond, preppy, and not so, oh, overused.

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at March 06, 2012 01:47 PM (u50z0)

Heh, "lacrosstitutes" is a keeper. But I'm sure old Sandy is well loved by the basketball team. Well. Loved.

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2012 09:50 AM (RD7QR)

130 Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 01:46 PM (XsnBd) Baths in cement. Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2012 01:47 PM (RD7QR) ***** Ya, Chicago taught him well.

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:50 AM (XsnBd)

131 tasker solidified, well i guess solent green is not on the table yet? or perhaps He is just considering hamburger patty form?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:50 AM (TomZ9)

132 #187 - Spend an hour with Michael Moore...in his sauna.

Posted by: Jaws at March 06, 2012 09:50 AM (4I3Uo)

133 The difference between Libya and Syria? Why one produces a lot of algae and the other doesn't. Did I say algae? I meant solar power. Or wind power or one of those energy sources.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 06, 2012 09:51 AM (jTVGC)

134 Is this the usual press conference where he has a list of reporters and he calls them by name, in a certain order and they ask their authorized prescribed question?

Posted by: tinsley at March 06, 2012 09:51 AM (oZfic)

135 MFM President Wonderful, you don't need a re-election committee or to run any ads. We'll take care of all of that for you, like we did in 2008

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2012 09:51 AM (1Jaio)

136 >> Baraka, I have an opening between 5:15 and 6:00... if you are free..

I doubt he'd be able to fill up 45 minutes. And he's probably not free, he'd expect a donation to his campaign

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2012 09:51 AM (joSBv)

137 Analysis: Anyone working oil commodities and transport best buckle down and lawyer up now.

Posted by: Jean at March 06, 2012 09:51 AM (WkuV6)

138

He's also saying that unlike some other Presidents he doesn't want to see American servicemen and women die.Really? Did he really say 'unlike some other Presidents'?

He didn't say this, did he? Seriously?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 06, 2012 09:52 AM (tEamb)

139 Norah, please respond unchallenged to Romney's attack. Phht

Posted by: benson at March 06, 2012 09:52 AM (k8v1W)

140 Wow, that jump shot of yours is pretty sweet out there on the basketball court, Mr. President...oh you're welcome, sir, ooohhh my question is...why do you have a heart and Republicans do not?

Posted by: The Media at March 06, 2012 09:52 AM (F6KtL)

141 Why one produces a lot of algae and the other doesn't. Did I say algae? I meant solar power. Or wind power or one of those energy sources. ******* LOL!

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:52 AM (XsnBd)

142 I would rather have stinging nettles rubbed in my eyes than listen to the JEF

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 06, 2012 09:52 AM (nTgAI)

143 It's like he got pistol whipped by Nancy Pelosi or something...

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 01:49 PM (XsnBd)

No, that's Michelle's job.

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2012 09:53 AM (RD7QR)

144 Okay, this is sort of weird and unprecedented but should it really surprise us? I'm here in a large well-known advertising agency, and most of the creative department is gathered listening to two people delivering a presentation. Micheal Duffy from Time and leftard columnist Joel Stein. Speaking about how the Tea Party has lost and Romney will have to abandon them because he can do little to woo them. Talking about how to save healthcare reform. How Obama will raise tons of cash. How the Republican candidates are not ready for prime time. Talking about how cool it is that people like Maher are Obama's hit squad. A question and answer session. Time magazine and Joel Stein, preaching to employees. I've been peripherally involved in advertising for over 25 years and I have never seen a naked display of political activism such as this, set during business hours as an official company event.

Posted by: from behind enemy lines at March 06, 2012 09:53 AM (mukPq)

145 Chicago's out?

Chicago's out!?!?

Posted by: CNN Anchorman at March 06, 2012 09:53 AM (+TR9a)

146 lacrosstitues

lol I am so stealing that.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 06, 2012 09:53 AM (/izg2)

147 I think he must have been talking about Clinton. Bill used to really enjoy watching US servicemen die, he was totally rooting for the Somalis. Otherwise his actions made no sense, amiright?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2012 09:53 AM (SB0V2)

148 Evie, Obama's Transgender Ex-Nanny, Reveals Lifetime Of Torment In Indonesia

Posted by: Cher at March 06, 2012 01:49 PM (qu2SW)

However "she" always enjoyed the time she spent with young Barry. Especially when he would dress up like her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2012 09:53 AM (1Jaio)

149 Who had money on- LAPALOOZA!?

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:54 AM (XsnBd)

150 We should go back and deconstruct this game-ender speech: BEFORE THE POLLS ARE CLOSED!!!!

They warned him not to go off-prompter...but he did (over confidence?) and and he chose poorly.

Bravo to RoM-bots for baiting him into commenting on Iran: Dooh!

...I thought it was over: how many more questions from softballers?
O: "hope is not a policy" -
More questions G8+Nato summit (no pre-question screens)
More?...
"Chicago Security"
More?
"Goes off Well!"
More?

Posted by: MoJoTee at March 06, 2012 09:54 AM (e1kfW)

151

Really excited about my new bumper sticker.

"Hey Ladies, if I have to pay for your contraceptives then I want some of the action."

Posted by: robtron at March 06, 2012 09:54 AM (gue+Q)

152 Sandra Fluke is being sold by the left as something she's not. Namely a random co-ed from Georgetown law who found herself mixed up in the latest front of the culture war who was simply looking to make sure needy women had access to birth control. That, of course, is not the case. As many have already uncovered Sandra Fluke she is, in reality, a 30 year old long time liberal activist who enrolled at Georgetown with the express purpose of fighting for the school to pay for students' birth control. She has been pushing for mandated coverage of contraceptives at Georgetown for at least three years according to the Washington Post. However, as I discovered today, birth control is not all that Ms. Fluke believes private health insurance must cover. She also, apparently, believes that it is discrimination deserving of legal action if "gender reassignment" surgeries are not covered by employer provided health insurance. She makes these views clear in an article she co-edited with Karen Hu in the Georgetown Journal of Gender and the Law.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 06, 2012 09:54 AM (i6RpT)

153

#187 - Spend an hour with Michael Moore...in his sauna.

Posted by: Jaws at March 06, 2012 01:50 PM (4I3Uo)

Bring a respirator.

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2012 09:54 AM (B60aI)

154 Wait so he said the latino community has to send a message that they want to have comprehensive immigration reform? How does he want that message sent cause he sort of said congress was no longer bi partisan. I'm confused.

Posted by: tinsley at March 06, 2012 09:54 AM (oZfic)

155 "Mr. President, you had asparagus for lunch again!"

Posted by: Mainstream Media at March 06, 2012 09:54 AM (bES0N)

156 Have we covered all of our factions yet?

Posted by: Director at March 06, 2012 09:55 AM (LCZ3l)

157 Obama has a plan to

"solidify the middle class"

Solyent Green!?

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 01:46 PM (XsnBd)

Solyndra Green. It's cooked with solar panels

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2012 09:55 AM (1Jaio)

158 >>Says he called Fluke because of his daughters and he wouldn't want them called those names just for speaking out.

Expects his kids to go into the family grifting business, eh? Interesting.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 06, 2012 09:55 AM (ZKzrr)

159 Posted by: from behind enemy lines at March 06, 2012 01:53 PM (mukPq)

haha sounds like a union meeting.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2012 09:55 AM (TomZ9)

160 I just caught the end of this-- Did any of our wonderful media ask Obama about the Afghan proposal of putting our guys on trial?

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:55 AM (XsnBd)

161

Question 11:

"Mr. President, did you get the mix tape that I sent you? And I have a followup: Why wont you love me back?"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 06, 2012 09:55 AM (eKiiX)

162 166 - that doesn't surprise me even a little bit work in advertising also besides as someone funny (iowahawk?) tweeted "wasn't such a good idea to choose a prez based on graphic design" - but that's what we did. axelturf is a an ad/pr guy this is what it is.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2012 09:56 AM (SB0V2)

163 Solyndra Green. It's cooked with solar panels Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2012 01:55 PM (1Jaio) ***** You sir have a future with the Obama Administration.

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:56 AM (XsnBd)

164 "Mr President! Will you sign my Tiger Beat?"

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 06, 2012 09:56 AM (ZKzrr)

165 Watch da Zero? Wouldn't that imply I give a fat rat fornication?

Posted by: maddogg at March 06, 2012 09:56 AM (OlN4e)

166 MFM: President Wonderful, I can't read your handwriting. Am I supposed to ask why higher gas prices are Republicans fault? I'm sorry, I should have gotten a copy of the script earlier

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2012 09:57 AM (1Jaio)

167 Demoncrats want immigration Reform, conservatives just want simple Enforcement....

Posted by: Flintsione at March 06, 2012 09:58 AM (dZmmV)

168 Why does this fuckball insist on pronouncing "Quran" as if he studied at a madrassa?

Posted by: Pedro at March 06, 2012 09:58 AM (NHNJt)

169 Yo yo yo, there's enough Obama to go all around to you sluts! And by sluts I mean the media, not women obviously.

Posted by: King B Preznit to the O Holla at March 06, 2012 09:58 AM (F6KtL)

170 #166 This is valuable information. Recommend all morons read it.

I am not sure the Tea Party will abandon Romney, and althugh he has not been a Tea party type, his fiscal conservatism should be somewhat attractive to him.

And I think Romney IS smart enough not to abandon them.

These people are pretty smug.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 06, 2012 09:58 AM (GoIUi)

171 "Military meets obstacles...and gets around them." Reminds me of the time Gen. McChrystal had to corner Obama on a tarmac in England or something.

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 09:59 AM (XsnBd)

172 Is it over yet?

Posted by: Man with overflowing barf bag at March 06, 2012 09:59 AM (qu2SW)

173 ....it doesn't take much.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, rip andrew at March 06, 2012 09:59 AM (Ho2rs)

174 WASHINGTON Â– US Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta spoke before the AIPAC conference on Tuesday and vowed that the United States would take military action to prevent Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon if diplomacy fails. Yup I bet you will, right after Tel Aviv and Haifa disappear. What a pal you are

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 06, 2012 09:59 AM (i6RpT)

175 Mr. President. How does it feel to be the first human to have his head so far up his ass that it came back out and you can stand upright again?

Posted by: © Sponge at March 06, 2012 10:00 AM (UK9cE)

176 Hey, look, a squirrel!!!

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 06, 2012 10:00 AM (NVu2l)

177 Which one of you morons got your book review quoted by Insty?
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/138447/

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 06, 2012 10:00 AM (ZKzrr)

178 Hello Hello... Is there an echo in here? Is there an echo in here?...

Posted by: Lost in Sandy's Cavernous Vagina at March 06, 2012 10:00 AM (ySdM6)

179 Tasker - I met McChrystal last May at an informal gathering. He was pretty candid in his displeasure of serving under Obama. Many wasted opportunities.

Posted by: Pedro at March 06, 2012 10:00 AM (NHNJt)

180 >>Is there an echo in here?

>>Is there an echo in here?...

MIC CHECK

Posted by: Occupy Vaj at March 06, 2012 10:01 AM (ZKzrr)

181

#195 - Hitchhiking tour through Warziristan

Posted by: Jaws at March 06, 2012 10:01 AM (4I3Uo)

182 Mr. President, how will you respond to the charge that Iran will have a nuclear weapon if you are reelected and a followup, will you be giving us those talking points today or tomorrow to publish?

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 06, 2012 10:01 AM (jTVGC)

183 @166 okay, spilling beans it took place at Saatchi and Saatchi in Torrance today

Posted by: from behind enemy lines at March 06, 2012 10:02 AM (mukPq)

184 Down twinkles

Posted by: Flukey lady part at March 06, 2012 10:02 AM (qu2SW)

185 Tasker -I met McChrystal last May at an informal gathering. He was pretty candid in his displeasure of serving under Obama. Many wasted opportunities. Posted by: Pedro at March 06, 2012 02:00 PM (NHNJt) ************ Like the three or four months Obama avoided the top brass? iirc

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 10:02 AM (XsnBd)

186 Remenber, the President does not bluff. He may lie like a motherfucker though.........

Posted by: maddogg at March 06, 2012 10:03 AM (OlN4e)

187 Remember last week all the cheerleaders on CNBC were like woohoo Dow is 13 thousand! It's like there is a switch that goes off and puts them in Celebration mode. The DJIA could lose a thousand points in a month, but if it gains back 200 points in a day, Woohooo, happy days are here again!

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2012 10:03 AM (jUytm)

188 Yup I bet you will, right after Tel Aviv and Haifa disappear. What a pal you are

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 06, 2012 01:59 PM (i6RpT)

Somehow I think the Israelis are smart enough to know this administration is a bunch of lying shit weasels. They'll do what they need to do and the shi'ites in D.C. can suck it.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 06, 2012 10:03 AM (NVu2l)

189 #193 Those pronunciations are his signals to the Jihadists that anything he says about Israel is a lie, meant for dhimmi consumption.

Amazing how he can produce a native-tongue pronouncement of "Quran" but not pronounce "corpsman" correctly.

Bolton on now accusing Obama of a conscious falsehood.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 06, 2012 10:03 AM (GoIUi)

190 Wait. What? He doesn't want to see troops die unlike other presidents!?! Say what? And, for the love of all things rational, would people stop saying things like servicemen and women, men and women of the Armed Forces, etc. It's doubly amusing when they're talking about special forces and infantry. Use shorter, less PC phrases. Or, go full out ridiculous and include everyone with special status. My man serves with the men, women, gheys, immigrants, various and sundry "races" and truly awesome K9's of the US military...oh, and those allies, too. List those out individually. Go ahead. I have some time to kill.

Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 06, 2012 10:04 AM (sqVOl)

191 CNBC is like a bunch of guests hiding at a surprise party. Every time the door open, they all jump up and yell, "Surprise!" Only to find out it was a false alarm.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2012 10:04 AM (jUytm)

192 The CNBC commenters gave it less than 5 minutes. They said the republicans are hammering the president on Iraq. I feel like the republicans aren't hammering him on a single thing. Mittens, mr. polite, is the least pushy of them all. And he's making himself sound just like mittens so in the general people will say "let's stick with the guy who is there, the country is having enough problems, let's let them see it through". Mittens has to show he can distinguish himself, both Santorum and Gingrich have done this, but not mittens.

Posted by: tinsley at March 06, 2012 10:04 AM (oZfic)

193 I tried to watch. Honest to dog, I did. But I had to turn it off. It wasn't Obama I couldn't stand to listen to. It was the press.

Posted by: creeper at March 06, 2012 10:04 AM (gre5a)

194 209 @166
okay, spilling beans

it took place at Saatchi and Saatchi in Torrance today

Posted by: from behind enemy lines at March 06, 2012 02:02 PM (mukPq)

If you're serious you'd better be posting from a proxy because your hash can be resolved to an IP (I think).

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2012 10:05 AM (RD7QR)

195 >> Which one of you morons got your book review quoted by Insty?
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/138447/

lol. I thought of buying a copy just to burn it but it only comes in a Kindle edition and, well, there's just this little problem about burning it.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2012 10:05 AM (joSBv)

196

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 02:02 PM (XsnBd)

Yep.

Posted by: Pedro at March 06, 2012 10:06 AM (NHNJt)

197 Things I would rather do than watch an Obama Press Conference

#81 - Clean a public restroom toilet with my toothbrush.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 06, 2012 01:26 PM (OWjjx)

And then use your toothbrush for its intended purpose?

Posted by: Polliwog at March 06, 2012 10:06 AM (zmm1+)

198

Mitt seems to be a genuine pussy.

Pussyboy for POTUS! We need to replace the current pussy in chief with a GOP pussy in chief. Change!

Posted by: maddogg at March 06, 2012 10:07 AM (OlN4e)

199 Barry doing is best Santana imitation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJBlwUfIoDk

Posted by: Casey Stengal at March 06, 2012 10:07 AM (qu2SW)

200
Sandra Fluke -- an Occupy-Tart ?

http://thedaleygator.wordpress.com/

Don't jump to conclusions --

face may be photoshopped;

poster looks photoshopped.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at March 06, 2012 10:07 AM (fEmj2)

201 oh, it's not like this is a secret Saatchi is proud to host two distinguished guests like Stein and Duffy /sarc

Posted by: from behind enemy lines at March 06, 2012 10:08 AM (mukPq)

202 Before I go and call anyone a slut, I would first like to say that I too feel certain that Iran will come to the table, now that we have done absolutely NOTHING to encourage that ... except make the ordinary folks down on the concrete hate us for fixing it so that they will NEVER be able to get up off of their knees and take a stand. We have continuously ignored the ones with any guts, I mean not even giving them a word of fellowship or solidarity to bolster their courage, but instead have mumbled the words of the same old sanctions song, over and over. Diplomatic Slut!

Posted by: And Irresolute at March 06, 2012 10:08 AM (RC3M9)

203 San Dimas High School Football Rules!

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2012 10:08 AM (BOeKf)

204 SBHS Vikings!

Posted by: NC Ref at March 06, 2012 10:09 AM (/izg2)

205 "Mr. President, there has been a unprecedented surge in this country of boys being named Barack.I know of several expectant moms who would also like to name their daughter Barack. How would you feel about that?"

Posted by: befuddled at March 06, 2012 10:09 AM (xJU23)

206 @22

Sumbitch's lying....~~again~~ still!

FIFY

Posted by: creeper at March 06, 2012 10:09 AM (gre5a)

207 I'm guessing it's a P-Shop, because it's just too much good luck otherwise.

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2012 10:09 AM (RD7QR)

208 okay, this is funny a couple of twentysomethings returning from the Stein/Duffy political rally complained "I never would have gone had I known it would be nothing but politics" Then they averred that they are normally into Republican bashing but they had too many other things on their plates today

Posted by: from behind enemy lines at March 06, 2012 10:10 AM (mukPq)

209 But seriously, I'm kinda impressed by how willing progg women are to degrade and debase themselves for a few bucks a month. They won't actually, you know, apply for a job at an InternationalMegaCorp that already offers a health insurance plan that covers BCP and elective abortion, but sure will fulfill any number of negative female stereotypes....they lie and connive, they refuse to accept empirical evidence, they scream and scream and scream unintelligible gibberish until you can't hear them anymore.

Good fluking grief. I've never been happier to not be a "real" woman.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 06, 2012 10:10 AM (ZKzrr)

210 did the scoamf say "we will not countenance" ? i thought he was smart.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, rip andrew at March 06, 2012 10:11 AM (Ho2rs)

211 Obama on Iran: "Yeah, I know we've been giving it deadlines for three years. But this time we're serious! If they don't start talking I'm going to have to warn them again."

Posted by: creeper at March 06, 2012 10:12 AM (gre5a)

212 ooops.. sorry Barka.. my 5:15 opening has been filled. Could I pencil you in for next month?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 06, 2012 10:13 AM (DGIjM)

213 Is there an echo in here?...

Posted by: Lost in Sandy's Cavernous Vagina at March 06, 2012 02:00 PM

Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon .. Manny Mota .. mota .. mota

Posted by: Ted Striker at March 06, 2012 10:15 AM (Y+DPZ)

214 Polling: Bob Kerry trailing all Rs in Nebraska from 12-22 points. Maine (PPP) Indie King leads D and R in open race Ohio (CNN) Obama holds modest 49-45 lead over "R"

Posted by: CAC at March 06, 2012 10:15 AM (6gk77)

215 Somehow I think the Israelis are smart enough to know this administration is a bunch of lying shit weasels. They'll do what they need to do and the shi'ites in D.C. can suck it. Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 06, 2012 02:03 PM (NVu2l I sure hope so

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 06, 2012 10:16 AM (i6RpT)

216 Let me be perfectly clear. I have a 2pm tee time and I will resolute in not missing it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2012 10:17 AM (1Jaio)

217 Ohio (CNN) Obama holds modest 49-45 lead over "R" Posted by: CAC at March 06, 2012 02:15 PM (6gk77) ******************* Great. Way to go Ohio. Republicans cannot win without Ohio or Florida. IMO

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 10:17 AM (XsnBd)

218 Pretty blatant photoshop. Pixels don't match.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 06, 2012 10:19 AM (UK9cE)

219 Probably most of the general campaign will be pinging back and forth between PA, OH, and FL.

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 10:19 AM (XsnBd)

220 Obama: Syria crisis more complicated than Libya The Associated Press Posted : Tuesday Mar 6, 2012 14:09:34 EST WASHINGTON Â— President Barack Obama says that unilateral military action by the United States against the regime of Syrian President Bashar Assad would be a mistake. He says the situation in Syria is more complicated than it was in Libya. Not really, just would be more costly. Now I am not saying I think it is a good idea to get directly involved in Syria, but then I am not sure it was a good idea to get involved in Libya or that we are better off without Kaddafi?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 06, 2012 10:21 AM (i6RpT)

221

244 -

Don't worry, it's going to be an honorable loss, without any of that nasty social conservatism stuff being bandied about. Just two gentlemen having a nice discussion of the issues, nothing to set one's hair on fire over.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2012 10:21 AM (TOk1P)

222

CAC and Tasker: Don't worry too much about that CNN poll.

Without the internals (weighing of sampling) you really don't know what is going to happen or what that poll may mean. All adults? Likely voters? Registered voters?

It's a long way to the election in November, and I can tell you that Obama is not very popular in much of Ohio. Parts of the state have been hit VERY HARD by this recession. And they are not too dumb to connect the dots.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at March 06, 2012 10:22 AM (RFeQD)

223 Boots @76

Given today's electricity cost I'm definitely going to be sweating my way through summer and it won't have a damn thing to do with patriotism.

Posted by: creeper at March 06, 2012 10:22 AM (gre5a)

224 193 Why does this fuckball insist on pronouncing "Quran" as if he studied at a madrassa? You don't really want to hear the answer to that question, do you?

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2012 10:23 AM (zoehZ)

225 Says he called Fluke because of his daughters and he wouldn't want them called those names just for speaking out.

Yes, because being called names that leftists commonly use just for speaking out is far more horrible than being driven out of business for speaking out

Posted by: Ted Striker at March 06, 2012 10:23 AM (Y+DPZ)

226 @248. I think the election process, both primary and general, would be a lot more amusing if they did, in fact, start setting each other's hair on fire.

Posted by: Cato at March 06, 2012 10:24 AM (Pz6AJ)

227 Question SCOAMF. If I donate one million dollars to your re-election campaign can I call you a c**t?

Posted by: mpfs, WeAreBREIBART! at March 06, 2012 10:25 AM (iYbLN)

228 248 244 - Don't worry, it's going to be an honorable loss, without any of that nasty social conservatism stuff being bandied about. Just two gentlemen having a nice discussion of the issues, nothing to set one's hair on fire over. Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2012 02:21 PM (TOk1P) 249 CAC and Tasker: Don't worry too much about that CNN poll. Without the internals (weighing of sampling) you really don't know what is going to happen or what that poll may mean. All adults? Likely voters? Registered voters? It's a long way to the election in November, and I can tell you that Obama is not very popular in much of Ohio. Parts of the state have been hit VERY HARD by this recession. And they are not too dumb to connect the dots. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at March 06, 2012 02:22 PM (RFeQD) ********** Both you guys can smell the 'worry"! Holy gawd that press conference was awful. C.J. you are completely correct. Someone I know has a whole theory about how Democrats?The media win elections by discouraging Republicans....

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 10:26 AM (XsnBd)

229

253 -

Mitt would win, because he's got more and better hair than Barack. Or if you don't want to mess up their hair, how about they set their stacks of money on fire? Again, Mitt wins in a landslide!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2012 10:26 AM (TOk1P)

230 169lacrosstitues

lol I am so stealing that.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 06, 2012 01:53 PM (/izg2)

You obviously didn't go to a private northeastern college. I first heard that in 1987.

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 06, 2012 10:27 AM (3jGS1)

231 Somehow I think the Israelis are smart enough to know this administration is a bunch of lying shit weasels.

Hell, even Canada figured this out.

Posted by: befuddled at March 06, 2012 10:27 AM (xJU23)

232 Mr. President, how do you keep your ejaculate so delicious?

Posted by: The White House Press Corps at March 06, 2012 10:28 AM (DrWcr)

233

I'm sure the weighting of Republicans in that CNN poll was completely fair.

Posted by: Jaws at March 06, 2012 10:29 AM (4I3Uo)

234 193Why does this fuckball insist on pronouncing "Quran" as if he studied at a madrassa?

Posted by: Pedro at March 06, 2012 01:58 PM (NHNJt)

Uhhhhhh, because hs studied in a madrassa. What'd I win.

Also, did he say "holy quoran"? I've never heard him say the "Holy bible"

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 06, 2012 10:30 AM (3jGS1)

235 Well honestly, assuming we don't have Putin style election tactics, I don't understand how this ninny gets more than 40% of the vote, no matter which dunce the Republicans throw up there. But then, I don't get how he got 52% last time, so I'm not making any real predictions today.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2012 10:30 AM (TOk1P)

236 WASHINGTON Â— President Barack Obama says that unilateral military action by the United States against the regime of Syrian President Bashar Assad would be a mistake. He says the situation in Syria is more complicated than it was in Libya.

More complicated gives lefties a nice empty talking point. Riskier? Absolutely. Would China, Russia, and Iran work against us? Sure. Would oil prices surge some more? You betcha!

Asshead has just been given the word that he'll face nothing more than some strongly worded letters, empty rhetoric, and maybe a few symbolic sanctions

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2012 10:31 AM (Y+DPZ)

237 @260. Yeah. They covered 4 Republicans at a Massachusetts college. Who are just going through a Republican phase to piss off their parents and classmates.

Posted by: Cato at March 06, 2012 10:31 AM (Pz6AJ)

238 from that entire presser the soundbite is "good luck tonight" and the laugh. That's it.

Posted by: tinsley at March 06, 2012 10:32 AM (oZfic)

239

259 -

Fake, but accurate.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2012 10:33 AM (TOk1P)

240 253 - Mitt would win, because he's got more and better hair than Barack. Or if you don't want to mess up their hair, how about they set their stacks of money on fire? Again, Mitt wins in a landslide! Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2012 02:26 PM (TOk1P) ******** LOL shit..although if we count "campaign donations".... Obama smokes us all out with Hollywood greenbacks. ______________________________ I actually went off to look at CNN for that flipping poll -can't find it.

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2012 10:34 AM (XsnBd)

241

#264 WTF?? The only reason Syria is more complicated than Libya is that Iran is explicitly backing Assad. Obama seems to be twisting himself into a pretzel to avoid any confrontation with Iran, even if thousands of Syrians die as a result.

Unbelievable.

Posted by: rockmom at March 06, 2012 10:34 AM (NYnoe)

242

Just got back from casting my ballot.

I went to my polling place at this time of day on purpose because I knew I'd be in and out in a matter of minutes.

I might drive by around 5:30 or so to get a better idea of the local turn out.

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2012 10:34 AM (B60aI)

243

Just got a letter that Medicare "automatically" enrolled my mom in a Humana program for low income people, and they paid over 700$, and now they want a state form saying she is low income, or we owe the money. This is shocking, since she has Medicare, AND Tricare for life and no such charges should apply.

The sun will burn out before they get one penny. I vow.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 06, 2012 10:35 AM (NVu2l)

244 @271: And there goes the government, picking winners and losers again. I wonder what Humana had to do to get the contract, to be the automatic enrollment of choice for Medicare? Campaign donations?

Posted by: Cato at March 06, 2012 10:40 AM (6G3F7)

245 Energy secretary Chu says you can either have ice cold balls in the Summer or clean air. No longer will you be permitted to have both.

Posted by: befuddled at March 06, 2012 10:45 AM (xJU23)

246

Did he get a lot of questions asking for comment on the Christian Pastor sentenced to death in Iran?

Will Ahmdoingjihad apologize for that yet?

Never mind.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2012 10:48 AM (Usk3+)

247 Here's your chance...straight man @193.

Posted by: creeper at March 06, 2012 10:49 AM (gre5a)

248

Will Ahmdoingjihad apologize for that yet?
Never mind.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2012 02:48 PM (Usk3+)

This is AoSHQ. Gay marriage is more important than the slaughter of Christians abroad. Wonder why?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 06, 2012 11:22 AM (NVu2l)

249 What time does ace normally wake up?

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 06, 2012 11:28 AM (HjAXy)

250 Yes, Mr. President - has Michelle picked out her attire for your re-election party yet? My wife wants to make sure she doesn't buy the same dress.

Posted by: Tapper? Darn Near Killed 'er! at March 06, 2012 11:40 AM (kC3nL)

251 More complicated gives lefties a nice empty talking point.

Indeed. I always find it interesting that those who tell us how complicated a diplomatic situation is, never seem to advance our understanding of it.

Perhaps it's like a fractal image, no matter how closely you look, it stays as complicated as ever.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2012 12:01 PM (GTbGH)

252 209 @166 okay, spilling beans it took place at Saatchi and Saatchi in Torrance today Posted by: from behind enemy lines at March 06, 2012 02:02 PM (mukPq) OT: North High!! Back on topic: Seriously, people, all of your phones can record sound and video and those files can be sent anonymously to the Bigs or someplace else. OT: PV High! Back on topic: Time is still around?

Posted by: LASue at March 06, 2012 12:30 PM (XEegg)

253 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2012 12:34 PM (7W3wI)

254

Sorry, I am way to busy to read all comments. As of the past 10 minutes I have been flood-calling carbonite. I will be canceling all 3 of my accounts tomorrow. Hit them in the wallet. It is time we are heard.. No more of this Mr. Moral crap. They do this over and over.

Walk on and let your voice be the big stick...

Posted by: zombiegop at March 06, 2012 04:29 PM (dGFBe)

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