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August 27, 2012

Obama Memorializes Neil Armstrong, They Only Way He Knows How
— Ace

Neil Armstrong turns out to be important, primarily, due to his hand in making Obama wonder about the stars n' stuff.

Your guts, his glory.

Posted by: Ace at 10:01 AM | Comments (190)
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1 Things are only important if they helped the development of Teh One!

Posted by: Kristophr at August 27, 2012 10:31 AM (0aV2C)

2 Neil Armstrong's achievement directly led to my lifelong affection for Tang.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at August 27, 2012 10:32 AM (QKKT0)

So he writes an obituary, and uses his own picture in the obituary. No, he's not a SCoaMF.

Posted by: We are the world, we are the children at August 27, 2012 10:32 AM (kzFo5)

4 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 27, 2012 10:32 AM (8y9MW)

5 Be nice, Ace. Bark Obama thought Neil Young had died, and was too broken up to spend time telling his handlers how to respond.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 27, 2012 10:32 AM (wZI4b)

6 Obama Memorializes Neil Armstrong, They Only Way He Knows How

Didn't JWF use exactly that phrasing? Well, except the part where he didn't misspell "the."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 27, 2012 10:33 AM (8y9MW)

7 Putting all them flags on all them planets was just jingoistic American cowboy shit.

Posted by: Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D) Dumbfuckistan at August 27, 2012 10:33 AM (QKKT0)

8 This isn't even a surprise. What was a surprise was that Obama's initial statement didn't include any self-reference. Nothing suprises me about Obama's vanity. I'm actually encouraged, because self-obsessed people are usually a little too confident.

Posted by: SH at August 27, 2012 10:33 AM (gmeXX)

Obama memorializes everything by having me bugger him. Why are you making a big deal about it this time?

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 27, 2012 10:33 AM (ggRof)

10 Alternate caption: JugEars Howls at Dusk

Posted by: Zombie Al Capone at August 27, 2012 10:33 AM (r2PLg)

11 Is that Barky-O-Armstrong or Barky-O-Young?

Posted by: Vic at August 27, 2012 10:34 AM (YdQQY)

12 So why did they put a picture of Dumbo's ear silhouette up for a tribute to Neil Armstrong?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 27, 2012 10:34 AM (tf9Ne)

13 7 Putting all them flags on all them planets was just jingoistic American cowboy shit. Posted by: Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D) Dumbfuckistan at August 27, 2012 02:33 PM (QKKT0) Yippee ki-yay muthafu....

Posted by: cajun mclane at August 27, 2012 10:34 AM (UZQM8)

14 Well, he does one thing well...

Posted by: @ParisParamus at August 27, 2012 10:34 AM (yvdqc)

15 I remember seeing the moon landing and thinking "boy do I wanna get high".

Posted by: Barry Teh One at August 27, 2012 10:34 AM (4cRnj)

16 I can't get out to this link. Is this the soopermexican page where it shows Obama staring at the moon? I had to shut my pc down when I saw that floating around online yesterday. It disgusted me that much.

One of these men was full of grace and humility. The other? Well, whatever. We already know what he's full of.

Even looking at the puke makes me want to get violently ill.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 27, 2012 10:34 AM (pLTLS)

17 This guy is really quite a SCOAMF, isn't he?

Posted by: Arms Merchant at August 27, 2012 10:34 AM (+XVQe)

18 I wish I had been the first man to ride a bike on Jupiter like Mr. Armstrong.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 27, 2012 10:35 AM (ggRof)

19 And it's a friggin' stock photo to boot.

What a SCOAMF.

Posted by: Andy at August 27, 2012 10:35 AM (5Rurq)

If Obama had been President in 1969:

"Today, under my supervision and with my decision to go forward, man walked on the moon for the first time. We didn't do this together, all countries participated in this great effort. Ultimately, the decision to launch was mine, and I made the call to do so."

Posted by: SH at August 27, 2012 10:35 AM (gmeXX)

21 All Hail the SCOAMF.

Posted by: dogfish at August 27, 2012 10:36 AM (N2yhW)

22 I've Got Two Hands In My Pockets, And One of Them Is Flipping The Peace Sign

Posted by: Zombie Al Capone at August 27, 2012 10:36 AM (r2PLg)

What a POS this guy is.

Hey, Turd-in-Chief, everything isn't about you. In fact, very little is about you. Your life is one continuous stream of affirmitive actions and help-alongs from various socialists, who thought that you were clean and articulate enough to skate past any rational argument. It worked in Illinois, and it worked once at the national level, with a lot of help from a press that has lost its credibilty due to you. Go re-read Lincoln. You can't fool all of the people all of the time.

And, shut up already. The American people don't need you jumping in front of the camera screaming "ME, ME, ME!" while we are mourning a true American hero.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 27, 2012 10:36 AM (xtvQl)

24 Isn't that the crescent moon from Ramadan?

Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2012 10:36 AM (VndSC)

From Iowahawk

Obama looks at the stars and ponders their insignificance.

Posted by: Ben at August 27, 2012 10:36 AM (C2Y4l)

26 Piloting a landing vehicle to the surface of the moon is much like organizing a community.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at August 27, 2012 10:36 AM (QKKT0)

27 If Obama had been President in 1969:>>

We would now be speaking Russian (or maybe it would be Austrian)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 27, 2012 10:37 AM (tf9Ne)

28 Speaking of vaginas, what a dick obama is.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2012 10:37 AM (05RcU)

29 Neil doesn't mind I'm certain. Hell he would probably try to engineer an Ego Density Drive to get to .99 Light Speed. SCOAMF may well be the only fuel known to man.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 10:37 AM (LRFds)

30 His mother was probably watching the Moon landing with him and bitching about America colonizing the Moon.

Posted by: rockmom at August 27, 2012 10:37 AM (NYnoe)

31 The space program is all about self-esteem for Muslims.

Posted by: King Barrance the Doofus at August 27, 2012 10:37 AM (+XVQe)

32 It seriously is pathological, the man is narcissistic at a mentally unstable degree. I mean, every politician has an unhealthy high opinion of themselves, but he takes it to another entirely sociopathic level.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 10:37 AM (r4wIV)

33 It's all about him. Preznit Kardashian.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2012 10:38 AM (UOM48)

34 Didn't JWF use exactly that phrasing? Well, except the part where he didn't misspell "the."

Well, Dailycaller did, via Instapundit but I didn't track the link all the way back.

Kinda tragic in any case when it's too much effort to get the headline correct, let alone put anything in the body of the post...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 27, 2012 10:38 AM (opLk0)

35 Just checking out the Indonesian moon.

Posted by: SCOAMF at August 27, 2012 10:38 AM (N2yhW)

36 It is a profound comment on our society that to this day there has never been a vagina on the moon.

Posted by: Naomi Wolf at August 27, 2012 10:38 AM (QKKT0)

37 Love the caption too: hey, if you really thought all that, why did you retask the NASA manned space flight budget to satellite examination for global warming?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 10:38 AM (r4wIV)

38 You know if Chris Matthews was inspired to write a book ala Naomi Wolfe it would be- Chris Matthews-My Tingle Has A First Name It's- O-B-A-M-A!

Posted by: Zombie Al Capone at August 27, 2012 10:38 AM (r2PLg)

39 If you're near SW OH the Cincinnati Museum Center is displaying a replica of his suit, some of his tools, and some moon rock free of charge until Labor Day.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 27, 2012 10:39 AM (pLTLS)

40 There was also that pic of obama standing and saluting ( I think he was saluting?) the dead at Dover AirForce Base. I hate that SOB so much

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2012 10:39 AM (05RcU)

41 Ate Dog Moon

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 10:39 AM (qLBsv)

42 Just when I thought I couldn't hate him more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2012 10:39 AM (UOM48)

43 31 - He recalls the moment that Uncle Frank tol'e him that they put some jive turkey on the moon.

Posted by: We are the world, we are the children at August 27, 2012 10:39 AM (kzFo5)

44 You know, I would be all for an Astronaut Memorial on the mall. You go into space in the name of America, you have done something. When an Astronaut dies we carve his name, DOB and DOD, and his or her mission on the stone. I think they are worth it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 10:39 AM (9TTOe)

45 This is the same guy who inserted himself into the White House biogarphies of past President?

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 27, 2012 10:39 AM (06lNq)

46 Anyone mention that this post is racist yet? Well, it's racist.

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at August 27, 2012 10:39 AM (imtbm)

47 You know if it wasn't for the Howdy Doody ears, he wouldn't be recognizable as a silhouette like that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 10:39 AM (r4wIV)

48 The moon? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at August 27, 2012 10:40 AM (r4wIV)

49 Or that Neil Armstrong guy.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at August 27, 2012 10:40 AM (r4wIV)

50 46 This is the same guy who inserted himself into the White House biogarphies of past President? Posted by: General Woundwort at August 27, 2012 02:39 PM (06lNq) And State is inserting him into every synopses of Counties around the World?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2012 10:40 AM (05RcU)

51 Somewhere in America tonight an African-American kid is looking at Neil Armstrong and thinking, 'Hey, I'd like to walk on the moon too.'

Posted by: Bob Costas at August 27, 2012 10:41 AM (QB3JR)

52 Here is the thing though. I doubt Obama actually approved this picture or suggested it. But he is surrounded by people who would never even question whether this was a good idea. And of course, why would they? If they did ask Obama about it, he probably would agree it will make a great photo opp.

Posted by: SH at August 27, 2012 10:41 AM (gmeXX)

53 How History Has Produced Me. By Barack Obama.

Posted by: Naomi Wolf at August 27, 2012 10:41 AM (QKKT0)

54 My tingle has a second name,
It's S-C-O-A-emf!

Posted by: King Barrance the Doofus at August 27, 2012 10:41 AM (+XVQe)

55 Does anyone on the Left pick up on his insane self-regard?

It has strike them as a bit odd in the least.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2012 10:41 AM (Q/1Jp)

56 orbiting spherical planetoids are racist.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 27, 2012 10:41 AM (yYKoR)

57 So is that a helicopter blade over his head? What a douche bag.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 27, 2012 10:41 AM (3ZjAP)

58 Dang sock.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at August 27, 2012 10:41 AM (+XVQe)

59 This guy is going to crack like an egg when he loses in November.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 27, 2012 10:42 AM (xtvQl)

60 Does anyone on the Left pick up on his insane self-regard?

No. They're too busy sucking his junk.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 27, 2012 10:42 AM (8y9MW)

61 Free PLUTO!

Posted by: cajun carrot at August 27, 2012 10:42 AM (UZQM8)

62 Does anyone on the Left pick up on his insane self-regard?

It has strike them as a bit odd in the least.

^^^^^^^^

This would require actual self-awareness...which very few of them possess.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 27, 2012 10:42 AM (pLTLS)

63 "I doubt Obama actually approved this picture or suggested it. '
I don't. I'm sure he insisted on it.
Use a picture with me in it. Put me in that image, have a moon, but mostly me. Did you finish editing those state department memos to include me?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 10:42 AM (r4wIV)

64 Another vagina thread, i see...

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 27, 2012 10:43 AM (krPCi)

65 Free PLUTO! Posted by: cajun carrot at August 27, 2012 02:42 PM (UZQM

Micky's dog has been kidnapped?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 10:43 AM (9TTOe)

66 We just pray that TS Isaac doesn't interfere with Teh One's weekend plans

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2012 10:43 AM (8sCoq)

67 61 Does anyone on the Left pick up on his insane self-regard?

No. They're too busy sucking his junk.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 27, 2012 02:42 PM (8y9MW)

just wait until after the election, when they finally get up off their knees and wipe their chin!

Posted by: model_1066 at August 27, 2012 10:43 AM (yYKoR)

68 I know it's Australia but ....

A SECRET audit commission report calls for a revolution in the way government services are delivered, with charities and private businesses taking responsibility from bureaucrats.

The report to the Victorian government details budget savings of at least 2 1/2 times the size of the $2.2 billion Ted Baillieu's Coalition has so far announced to stabilise the state's finances.

Posted by: Dingo at August 27, 2012 10:43 AM (e8kgV)

69 "Does anyone on the Left pick up on his insane self-regard?"
A few of them noted he's insanely arrogant in 2008, but only a murmur. Nobody has said "hey you ever notice its all about Obama?" They just make fun of people counting how many times he says "I" and "me" in a speech.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 10:43 AM (r4wIV)

70 Obama is the kind of dude that after he finishes brushing his teeth in the morning he say's to himself, "Go get 'em tiger."

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 27, 2012 10:44 AM (06lNq)

71 Oh, and Obama doesn't look at the moon. The moon is looking at Obama.

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2012 10:44 AM (8sCoq)

72 Heh. Check out the 2nd comment in this link.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 27, 2012 10:44 AM (pLTLS)

73 "When I heard of Neil's passing, I recalled how I I dreamed I saw the silver space ships flying In the yellow haze of the sun ... We will surely miss you Neil, even though you are a Canadian."

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 27, 2012 10:44 AM (f9c2L)

74 This guy is going to crack like an egg when he loses in November.

It's going to be glorious.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 27, 2012 10:44 AM (/kI1Q)

75 Um, there's a problem with that photo. Where's the halo?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 27, 2012 10:44 AM (V/Aej)

76 I think Victoria is for Australia like Texas is for the USA.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 10:44 AM (r4wIV)

77 I miss the government spending of liberals of yore. At least they were spending money on something great.

Posted by: SH at August 27, 2012 10:44 AM (gmeXX)

78 Humble he ain't.

Posted by: Socratease at August 27, 2012 10:44 AM (iVBDH)

79 just wait until after the election, when they finally get up off their knees and wipe their chin!

The recriminations will be EPIC. I can hardly wait.
I almost (but only almost) wish I got MSNBC.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 27, 2012 10:44 AM (8y9MW)

80 Well, he didn't build that, and if it weren't for Obama and the federal government, the moon wouldn't be their either, so......

Posted by: © Sponge at August 27, 2012 10:45 AM (UK9cE)

Putting a man on the moon has to somehow be shamefull. I haven't read the entire leftist manifesto, actually haven't read any of it yet, but it has to be menioned in there.

Posted by: We are the world, we are the children at August 27, 2012 10:45 AM (kzFo5)

82 71 Obama is the kind of dude that after he finishes brushing his teeth in the morning he say's to himself, "Go get 'em tiger."

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 27, 2012 02:44 PM (06lNq)

replace 'dude' with 'sissy man-child' and 'tiger' with 'princess'

Posted by: model_1066 at August 27, 2012 10:45 AM (yYKoR)

83 We've been on vacation, but now that we're back...

we think that since Neil Armstrong belonged to NASA, and NASA has taken some wonderful photos of the rings surrounding Saturn, it's appropriate to note that the Romney campaign has ugly tones of birtherism surrounding it.

Posted by: The L.A. Times Editorial Staff at August 27, 2012 10:45 AM (+XVQe)

84
Imagine apes stomping figs on the moon. Whoa!

Posted by: Barackus Obamacus at August 27, 2012 10:45 AM (Bf15u)

85 Can't wait to see the SCOAMF go back to Chicago in shame. He's going to have a complete breakdown and it's going to be awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2012 10:45 AM (UOM48)

86 Heh. Check out the 2nd comment in this link.

Okay. Which of you was that?
'Cause it was pretty awesome.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 27, 2012 10:46 AM (8y9MW)

87 It all tracks perfectly. Everything that other people have done, every event, since time immemorial culminated to a pinnacle: the election of Barack Hussein Obama in 2008. You don't believe me? Ask Obama. -- Baby Moses set a-float on the Nile...for Obama -- Columbus setting sail across the Atlantic to reach India...all for Obama -- Abraham Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation...for Obama -- Neil Armstrong walking on the Moon... all these historical events set the stage for the Coming of Barack Obama.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 27, 2012 10:46 AM (OgiBc)

88 @45

Excellent idea

many have given their lives in the exploration of space, from the Apollo One fire to the shuttle disasters

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2012 10:46 AM (8sCoq)

89 "replace 'dude' with 'sissy man-child' and 'tiger' with 'princess'"
Dude MEANS sissy man child, out west. Dude is the guy that overdresses and is prissy, who's afraid to get his fingernails dirty and wears dress shoes to hike in. Dude isn't a kind thing to call someone if you're a cowboy, its an insult.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 10:47 AM (r4wIV)

90 Obama's biggest problem is that if he didn't have anything to do with it or it wasn't done by a gay minority woman, it aint worth a shit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 10:47 AM (9TTOe)

91 This isn't even a surprise. What was a surprise was that Obama's initial statement didn't include any self-reference. I wrote it.

Posted by: TOTUS at August 27, 2012 10:47 AM (QupBk)

This picture is so going above my bed. Truly inspirational. Just like JFK who made this happen.

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at August 27, 2012 10:47 AM (gmeXX)

93 I leiu of flowers for Armstrong, we ask that you donate to the president's re-election campaign.

Posted by: FORWARDS! at August 27, 2012 10:47 AM (kzFo5)

94 Obama is the kind of dude that after he finishes brushing his teeth in the morning he say's to himself, "Go get 'em tiger." Posted by: General Woundwort at August 27, 2012 02:44 PM (06lNq) Very likely, but you know it's not tiger he says right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2012 10:47 AM (05RcU)

95 this is a serious mental disorder---Hussein needs intervention

Posted by: he who says the obvious at August 27, 2012 10:47 AM (Dll6b)

96 Â“He [Artur Davis] thought the Democratic Party was a big tent, but now Â— under Barack Obama Â— it is a haven for intolerant leftism.Â”

Posted by: Robert Gibbs at August 27, 2012 10:48 AM (e8kgV)

97 I'm going to make "One Clusterfuck Moon" t-shirts out of that picture.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 27, 2012 10:48 AM (JDIKC)

98 "This, one of our true national heros has died. His greatest accomplishment was how it inspired me to reach for the stars. Let me tell you about how it felt for me to be inspired."

Posted by: Mikey NTH putting on the old hubris and stepping out at August 27, 2012 10:48 AM (hLRSq)

99 Dude isn't a kind thing to call someone if you're a cowboy, its an insult.

Correct. "Dude" is a city-slicker. The correct relative term is (most often) "Hoss."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 27, 2012 10:48 AM (8y9MW)

100 Hey, Ace. Are you going to submit anything to USAToday's Forum on "What should the GOP be?" I submitted my post from today.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 27, 2012 10:49 AM (d0Tfm)

101

>>>The space program is all about self-esteem for Muslims.

I used to joke a long time ago that there would be no peace in the Middle East until the Palestinians had a space program as a way of mocking the goalpost shifting that Israel is always subjected to.

Lefties never could understand a joke like that. They take it as a plan.

Posted by: Uterus Cannon at August 27, 2012 10:49 AM (3ZtZW)

102 Can you imagine the sycophants he must have around him who think this pic was a good idea?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 27, 2012 10:49 AM (f9c2L)

103 "Putting a man on the moon has to somehow be shamefull."
Bad enough that we're legitimately raping mother earth with our phallocracy, we used up tons of fossil fuels to further warm the entire earth's climate to disasterous levels and littered the pristine, virginal surface of the moon just so a man can feel good about himself stomping all over precious moon dust and stealing rocks to take home as trophies like so many panties from helpless, oppressed womyn children.
Truly man has taken his evil penis-culture across the vastness of space to violate another planet in his lust for domination and violence. Obviously the shape of the rocket speaks toward this phallus fixation, with the roaring fire of its exhaust demonstrating the ejacula of hate and destruction.

Posted by: Berkeley Leftist Professor at August 27, 2012 10:50 AM (r4wIV)

104 Well, this photo was taken in Pakistan just after I got out of the helicopter to shoot Bin Laden.

It's secret.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, The One Who Eats Dogs at August 27, 2012 10:50 AM (3ZjAP)

105 Creepy. I thought Bubba was a narcissist but this assclown makes him look like Mother Theresa.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2012 10:50 AM (TMB3S)

106 there should be a meme on tumbler or whatever... paging slublog.....paging slublog where that Jef in silhouette is imposed on the surface of the moon, during the Japanese surrender, at the fall of the Berlin Wall, and other iconic historical moments The JEF is like any other dictator, claiming achievements he never did, putting himself in the center of every important event. Like what the NORK press writes about the beloved leader

Posted by: thunderb at August 27, 2012 10:50 AM (Dnbau)

107 Can you imagine the sycophants he must have around him who think this pic was a good idea? Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 27, 2012 02:49 PM (f9c2L) Sure here in the NorthEast I run into them every day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2012 10:50 AM (05RcU)

108 Good God people, it's not like he was Captain Kirk or something.

Posted by: Barack Muzztard Obama. at August 27, 2012 10:51 AM (9TTOe)

109 We have a very good Islamic community radio station here in Cape Town. The following story was told for the honest truth on our Muslim radio the other day: When Louis Armstrong and co. walked on the moon, they heard sounds in a strange language they did not understand. Only later, after returning to earth, did they realize that it was actually the azaan! I have seen a few mosques with powerful speaker systems, but wow, somebody down here certainly turned on the power on that day!

Posted by: Blow your harmonica son at August 27, 2012 10:51 AM (PcoXF)

110 Didn't it turn out that picture's from April? Loathing increase today? Check!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 27, 2012 10:51 AM (VtjlW)

111 67 We just pray that TS Isaac doesn't interfere with Teh One's weekend plans Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2012 02:43 PM (8sCoq) Speaking of which, I'm praying we don't have another Katrina with this POS in office.

Posted by: cajun carrot at August 27, 2012 10:52 AM (UZQM8)

112 > It disgusted me that much.

As been pointed out elsewhere, he's not even looking up at the moon. (Blow the image up bigger, and you'll see the angle of his head is level.)

Basically the jerkwad re-posted a picture of himself from April standing in a parking lot with his hands in his pockets while some other dude hauls his luggage.

Two possible captions:

"If I wait out here a while longer, maybe Moochelle will already be asleep."

"Guys, think I could bust a window out with a tee shot from here?"

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 27, 2012 10:52 AM (EAk6R)

113 Remember when the families of the dead SEALs killed in the helicopter crash in A-Stan asked Commander Barky not to allow pictures to be taken of the arrival of their loved ones at Dover? Barky had a picture taken of himself standing at the plane. Because as CiC it's all about HIM.

Dammit. The hate burns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2012 10:52 AM (UOM48)

114 We could use a caption contest for the Obama picture like V the K's blog or whatever his name is. My entry: "The moon... the nth holiest site in Islam... and an infidel defiled it." BTW: I just checked, V the K's already got the pic up and it looks like a moron or two have infested the comments.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at August 27, 2012 10:53 AM (feFL6)

115 Hey, is that silhouette of Frank Marshall?

Posted by: Stanley at August 27, 2012 10:53 AM (DrC22)

116 As Neil Armstrong made his giant leap for mankind, little did he know that his mission, the culmination of eons of Muslim contributions to science and physics, was truly the precursor for 50 years later, when the greatest leap of all mankind would happen, and America would elect its first African-American president.

Posted by: reason at August 27, 2012 10:53 AM (kZVsz)

117 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2012 02:52 PM

Hey, Jane, how long 'til your boy is home? I'll take days, though I'm sure you have it timed down to hours, if not minutes.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 27, 2012 10:54 AM (8y9MW)

118 >Speaking of which, I'm praying we don't have another Katrina with this POS in office.

Posted by: cajun carrot at August 27, 2012 02:52 PM (UZQM

don't worry, it will still be Bush's fault

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2012 10:54 AM (8sCoq)

119 G-D please give us the strength to take back our Country this November

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2012 10:54 AM (05RcU)

120 Heh- Indeed. Our election of Obama is one of mankind's smallest stepsÂ—but a giant leap in the wrong direction. Reply 43 minutes ago in reply to Me 47 Likes _________________ There might be a way to get that on the Obama Campaign Tumblr page... Someone managed this: NeilÂ’s spirit of discovery lives on in all the men and women who have devoted their lives to exploring the unknownÂ—including those who are ensuring that we reach higher and go further in space. That legacy will endureÂ—sparked by a man who taught us the enormous power of one small step. Â—President Obama on the passing of Neil Armstrong posted 1 day ago 2,691 notes Tags: neil armstrong news space barack obama cyberneticjazz liked this cyberneticjazz reblogged this from barackobama tetokon liked this milqa reblogged this from barackobama kamasitra liked this citrine liked this holy-swiss-cheese reblogged this from steel strike madamescherzo reblogged this from barackobama and added: Me me me me me me me. Always itÂ’s about President Mompants.

Posted by: Zombie Al Capone at August 27, 2012 10:54 AM (r2PLg)

121 The worst thing that can happen to someone this so bloated in ego is to be defeated and disliked. November is when we let him know. Please God, let him lose.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 10:54 AM (r4wIV)

122 A bit much, n'est-ce pas?

Posted by: Napoleon Bonaparte [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2012 10:55 AM (Q/1Jp)

123 "NeilÂ’s spirit of discovery lives on in all the men and women who have devoted their lives to exploring the unknown" -- King Emperor Admiral Field Marshall Barky the Dog-Eating Retard

Barky's truly annoying, classless, and highly antagonistic habit of calling everyone by their first name ticks me off more than anything. He constantly does this and I have yet to read anyone complain, though it is clearly evidence of the intellectual low-life that the Dog-Eater is, trying to drag everyone else down in the idiot muck with him. Pathetic. Aggrandizing himself isn't enough. He has to shit all over everything else, too.

This is nothing new, of course, but it's about time that people started noting this truly infuriating and antagonistic tactic that Barky always uses. The only person Barky is really on a first name basis with is Naomi Wolf's spent twat, and that's only because they're intellectual peers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 27, 2012 10:55 AM (X3lox)

124 This gives MSNBC full rights to run the photo of SCoaMF with all further coverage of Armstrong.

Posted by: FORWARDS! at August 27, 2012 10:55 AM (kzFo5)

125 Why you peeple so stuped and mean. Then, Senator Obama, was responsible for the Space Shuttle Program funding that took the astronuts to the moon. You peeple never give Presadant Obama a break. Bush never did anything to further space exploration, except start two hateful wars that Presadant Obama has end now........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at August 27, 2012 10:55 AM (48wze)

126 Whatever my reservations about Romney, I have no doubt he won't be the classless jerkoff this dude has been.

Posted by: Y-not at August 27, 2012 10:56 AM (5H6zj)

127 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at August 27, 2012 02:55 PM (48wze)

Technique wasn't great, and shaky on the dismount.

I give it 5.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 27, 2012 10:56 AM (8y9MW)

128 To infinity and beyond....spark up the bong boys lets get this choom bus to the moon......

Posted by: Choom Gang at August 27, 2012 10:56 AM (rc8dj)

129 I swear, if he ever hands out a Congressional Medal of Honor, he'll walk in wearing it himself.

"You didn't save your buddies. The Government gave you the bullets and the weapons so this belongs to US."

Posted by: Jcw46 at August 27, 2012 10:57 AM (Vh0f5)

130 Whatever my reservations about Romney, I have no doubt he won't be the classless jerkoff this dude has been. Posted by: Y-not at August 27, 2012 02:56 PM (5H6zj) Agreed. I don't think he would know how. Asshattery like that takes years and years of practice.

Posted by: Barack Muzztard Obama. at August 27, 2012 10:57 AM (9TTOe)

131 Just remember Neil. That Apollo thing? Yeah. You didn't build that.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 27, 2012 10:57 AM (kZVsz)

132 I really enjoyed the YouTube clip of the Apollo 17 landing. The geologist, Jack Schmidt, is reading out to Gene Cernan angles and velocities as Cernan pilots the LM to the surface.

Finally Cernan tells Schmidt that he's got it, thanks very much, strongly hinting that he's heard enough and is trying to concentrate on setting the damn ship down, would Schmidt please shut up? Instead, Schmidt just blathers on.

You can just imagine Cernan thinking, Who thought that sending a scientist to the moon was a good idea?

Posted by: Arms Merchant at August 27, 2012 10:57 AM (+XVQe)

133 Here's a cut and pasta link to V the K http://www.vthek.net/ Since there are at least three of the top comments making reference to the 'SCOAMF' I think moron contributions would fit right in.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at August 27, 2012 10:57 AM (feFL6)

134 Neil Armstrong? Was part of NASA? What did he have to do with Global Warming... I'm confused...

Posted by: Obama in da House! at August 27, 2012 10:57 AM (lZBBB)

135

The worst thing that can happen to someone this so bloated in ego is to be defeated and disliked. November is when we let him know. Please God, let him lose.

-------

Was just thinking this morning how sweet it will be knowing what he's thinking at the Romney Inauguration. Moochies forced smile will be one I plan to keep a screenshot of.

Posted by: FORWARDS! at August 27, 2012 10:58 AM (kzFo5)

136 brace yourself for what he will do and who he will unleash when he loses, or if he wins

Posted by: thunderb at August 27, 2012 10:58 AM (Dnbau)

137

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 27, 2012 02:56 PM (8y9MW

I donno. The real one is so far down the la la pike its hard to tell.

Posted by: maddogg at August 27, 2012 10:58 AM (OlN4e)

138 I'm going to make "One Clusterfuck Moon" t-shirts out of that picture.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 27, 2012 02:48 PM (JDIKC)

I will take 2, in XXXL, please!

Posted by: DaveinNC at August 27, 2012 10:58 AM (boNGU)

139 "Whatever my reservations about Romney, I have no doubt he won't be the classless jerkoff this dude has been."
Yeah it wouldn't take much to be better but like President Bush he's clearly a better quality of human being. He's not as humble as Bush but he's not interested in talking about himself, and his focus will be on the job, not how great he is.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 10:59 AM (r4wIV)

140 Whatever my reservations about Romney, I have no doubt he won't be the classless jerkoff this dude has been.
Posted by: Y-not at August 27, 2012 02:56 PM (5H6zj)

This.

Thinking this is how I got my head around voting for Romney.

Of course the Choom Meister has outdone himself since then.

Posted by: Jcw46 at August 27, 2012 10:59 AM (Vh0f5)

141

When we landed on the moon, all vaginas rejoiced.

Posted by: Soona at August 27, 2012 10:59 AM (eNsHW)

142

This is one small step for white guilt.

One giant clusterf*ck for mankind.

Posted by: reason at August 27, 2012 11:00 AM (kZVsz)

143

We have our very own *Dear Leader* in the White House.

When he loses in a landslide in November, he is not going to go quietly. And it needs to be a huge landslide to keep the lefties from 1) cheating to win, and

2) rioting when Jugears loses.

Posted by: Boots at August 27, 2012 11:00 AM (neKzn)

144

>>Speaking of which, I'm praying we don't have another Katrina with this POS in office.

We have Gov. Jindal. We'll be okay.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 27, 2012 11:01 AM (SUKHu)

145 "Barky's truly annoying, classless, and highly antagonistic habit of calling everyone by their first name ticks me off more than anything."
Its part of the personality disorder. He has no respect for anyone else, because he is the highest order of being on the planet. First names demean if they aren't a sign of affection.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 11:01 AM (r4wIV)

146 2) rioting when Jugears loses. this

Posted by: thunderb at August 27, 2012 11:01 AM (Dnbau)

147 I swear, if he ever hands out a Congressional Medal of Honor, he'll walk in wearing it himself. "You didn't save your buddies. The Government gave you the bullets and the weapons so this belongs to US." Posted by: Jcw46 at August 27, 2012 02:57 PM (Vh0f5) He has and he did NOT salute the recipient as is protocol. What a dick

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2012 11:01 AM (05RcU)

148 @148 - did he at least bow?

Posted by: reason at August 27, 2012 11:02 AM (kZVsz)

149

>>Heh. Check out the 2nd comment in this link.

>Okay. Which of you was that?
>'Cause it was pretty awesome.

Did you look at the pic of the commenter?

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 27, 2012 11:02 AM (SUKHu)

150

Well.... we have to be carefull... after all.... Neil was a Racist...

He said one small step for MAN, which is clearly part of Romney's war on Women...

Posted by: Mathew's, with a tingle at August 27, 2012 11:02 AM (lZBBB)

151 The highest office in the nation is currently occupied by your crazy cousin who posts pictures of herself on Facebook all day long.

Posted by: not the mama at August 27, 2012 11:03 AM (96Kco)

152 We'll see riots anyway. How much he loses by is irrelevant to the scumbag and the detritus of society that will be rioting. They'll burn their own homes and neighborhoods demanding everything Obama didn't give them for free.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 11:03 AM (r4wIV)

153

Neil Armstrong is dead, here's me looking at the Moon.

Hi, Liz. Here's me reading from a teleprompter on an iPod.

Here's a picture of me watching while Valerie Jarrett gives the go order.

Here's a picture of me with people who can actually shoot a basketball.

[Picture of me at Soylndra deleted.]

The Brandenburg Gate. So much symbolism. I mean me, not the gate.

Posted by: You know who at August 27, 2012 11:03 AM (B+qrE)

154

All hail the exhaulted One.

Everything exists for the glorification of The One.

What's really disgusting is how many of his followers think this way.

Posted by: wheatie at August 27, 2012 11:04 AM (5BAYg)

155 The First Vagina on the Moon A Memoir Ever since I was a little vagina, I contemplated the mysteries of the night sky. Naomi, you see, could fart like a race horse. All night long she'd just be a-fartin' an a-fartin'. An when I just about thought I was gonna suffocate to death from the stink. She'd fart real big an blow the blankets right off'n herself. An I'd peak tween her legs an look out the winder at the night sky an dream of being on the Moon. Now, the Moon's supposed to be made outta limburger cheese, but it's be a damn sight less smelly than livin here next to Naomi's bunghole. ....

Posted by: The First Vagina on the Moon at August 27, 2012 11:04 AM (54vf8)

156

>>> Whatever my reservations about Romney, I have no doubt he won't be the classless jerkoff this dude has been.

Yes.

I'm fully expecting Obama to blame us, the People, on his way out.

Still figuring out if I wanna go to the Mitt inaugural [or, heaven forbid, Bamster one - in which case it'll be a Last Call party, I guess]

Posted by: Uterus Cannon at August 27, 2012 11:05 AM (3ZtZW)

157 first a post about a vagina then a post about a dick oh, the humanity

Posted by: thunderb at August 27, 2012 11:05 AM (Dnbau)

158 Nevergiveup

I didn't know he had. I try to avoid any pictures, video, press, print, etc. of anything this ungrateful wretch says, does, thinks or comes near since a few months after his election.

So I didn't catch that he did present the CMH to someone.

If the Devil (or God) wanted to punish America for some sin, they couldn't have chosen a better way than letting him be President.

Posted by: Jcw46 at August 27, 2012 11:06 AM (Vh0f5)

159 Looking at that pic again. Isn't that the muzzie crescent moon?

Posted by: Soona at August 27, 2012 11:06 AM (eNsHW)

160 The Muslims don't have a copyright on the crescent moon.

Posted by: Jcw46 at August 27, 2012 11:08 AM (Vh0f5)

161

>>>If the Devil (or God) wanted to punish America for some sin, they couldn't have chosen a better way than letting him be President.

Bite your tongue. This is a warning. Divine Punishment is a LOT more creative/destructive.

Posted by: Uterus Cannon at August 27, 2012 11:09 AM (3ZtZW)

162 I do wonder what barely restrained madness Obama will offer up in a concession speech if he loses. I get an image of Dr Strangelove twitching and jerking and trying to restrain his body parts, giggling between lines, with that dead-eyed stare all the while.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 11:10 AM (r4wIV)

163

Neil Armstrong died this weekend,.

A loss for mankind, , When He walked on the moon did He know the moon was already anticipating Barak Obama to be our Future King? When He gazed at the stars, Did He know we would have the brightest Star come into our lives? Will the wonder of His first steps on the Moon, be anything like the amazing steps Obama hs taken to Heal the World?

you decide.

Posted by: willow chaannels NYT's at August 27, 2012 11:10 AM (TomZ9)

164 "Divine Punishment is a LOT more creative/destructive."
Sometimes God punishes us by giving us what we want. Americans wanted Obama. If he gets reelected, apparently they want him again and we're all going to pay the price.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 11:12 AM (r4wIV)

165 Speaking of facebook, the other day I noticed that one of my very liberal family members commented on an Obama campaign event notice for the university where she works. I clicked the link to see what she said. There were two pro-Obama commenters and four anti-obama commenters involved in some back-and-fourth about the speaker, the event, and the election in general. I was surprised the comments leaned anti-Obama because this was an event at a state university in a blue-ish swing state, and all of the commenters were relatively young. Definitely not something you would have seen four years ago.

Posted by: not the mama at August 27, 2012 11:13 AM (96Kco)

166

161 The Muslims don't have a copyright on the crescent moon.

No...they don't.

But the Moon figures prominently in Islam.

Their calendar is based on the cycles of the moon....and they look upon the moon as a harbinger, a sign of things to come, and when to act on things.

Makes you wonder why Barky has a Moon on his creepy logo.

Posted by: wheatie at August 27, 2012 11:14 AM (5BAYg)

167 "Your guts, his glory." No doubts.

Posted by: A. at August 27, 2012 11:14 AM (xFI09)

168 166 Speaking of facebook, the other day I noticed that one of my very liberal family members commented on an Obama campaign event notice for the university where she works. --- Was it the Colorado State one? I have a friend (nice, but kool-aider) who was posting (positively) about that recently.

Posted by: Y-not at August 27, 2012 11:15 AM (5H6zj)

169 It was hard to not say something to my friend about Obama. She's pregnant and very close to delivering. I wanted to say something about her baby's debt when he's born, but held my tongue.

Posted by: Y-not at August 27, 2012 11:16 AM (5H6zj)

170

"They said the moon is dark where the Earth's shadow falls on the surface. And, you know, if I squint my eyes, I think I can see me standing..."

Posted by: reason at August 27, 2012 11:17 AM (RQDhf)

171 "we're all going to pay the price."

"We're all gonna die man"

/Cpl. Hicks

Posted by: Jcw46 at August 27, 2012 11:18 AM (Vh0f5)

172

"Definitely not something you would have seen four years ago."

So you mean all the hipsters aren't ironically changing their middle names to "Hussein" anymore?

Posted by: reason at August 27, 2012 11:19 AM (RQDhf)

173

172...."We're all gonna die man"

/Cpl. Hicks

----------

That was Hudson.

Posted by: wheatie at August 27, 2012 11:23 AM (5BAYg)

174 But the Moon figures prominently in Islam.
Posted by: wheatie at August 27, 2012 03:14 PM (5BAYg)

I remember in '79 looking up one night and seeing Venus embraced by the horns of a crescent moon. Creeped me out because that was around when Iran took the hostages.

It was like a sign or something. I know that's melodramatic and stuff but I studied the occult (still am) and signs, omens and portents feature greatly in many beliefs so it freaked me out given the coincidence. Never had seen the Moon in that configuration before. Haven't again.

I'm still waiting for one that shows them in descendancy.

Posted by: Jcw46 at August 27, 2012 11:25 AM (Vh0f5)

175 That was Hudson.

oops

I get their names mixed up for some reason.

Posted by: Jcw46 at August 27, 2012 11:26 AM (Vh0f5)

176 Hudson was a personification of the Democrat party.

Piss and moan and then when things get tough they want to bail out and blame everyone else for the situation.

And when it really gets shitty, they try to bug out.

Posted by: Jcw46 at August 27, 2012 11:30 AM (Vh0f5)

177 Bark at the Moon

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 27, 2012 11:37 AM (2rJxN)

178 Another Tweeted dick pic.

Posted by: Dang at August 27, 2012 11:45 AM (R18D0)

179 Hey, what's the moon orbiting? http://bit.ly/Rh1yOh

Posted by: moogrogue at August 27, 2012 11:58 AM (4YKaN)

180 Kinda surprised his crew didn't photoshop the moon into his goofy logo.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at August 27, 2012 12:02 PM (UU0OF)

181 The Moon is WHITE -- so Neil Armstrong, who was WHITE, went up in a WHITE rocket and walked on this WHITE Moon, and dies right before the GOP convention -- look, you can't get away from the fact it's a set up, and a big coded dog-whistle for the racists. It's just so obvious...

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 27, 2012 12:16 PM (8kq7+)

182 107 The JEF is like any other dictator, claiming achievements he never did, putting himself in the center of every important event.

Like what the NORK press writes about the beloved leader

^^^This. Every president has sycophants, but almost all rein them in. This guy obviously encourages his own personality cult.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at August 27, 2012 12:22 PM (+XVQe)

183

181 Kinda surprised his crew didn't photoshop the moon into his goofy logo.

It's already on there.

That's a rising moon....not a sun.

Posted by: wheatie at August 27, 2012 12:51 PM (5BAYg)

184 And when it really gets shitty, they try to bug out.

Posted by: Jcw46 at August 27, 2012 03:30 PM (Vh0f5)

Uh, no. Private Hudson went down fighting, giving Ripley and Newt time to escape to the rear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 01:02 PM (BAS5M)

185 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 01:06 PM (6o4Fb)

186

it's safe.

Posted by: Tyrone the Editorial Nazi at August 27, 2012 01:18 PM (yKhaK)

187 The jug eared asshole was not even looking at the moon. He's looking at the camera. Without his massive ears one would never know it was Barky McFuckstick Reggie's chicken choker.

Posted by: King Shabazz Dingaling at August 27, 2012 02:17 PM (PqYnO)

188 "A typical white person. Some sort of cosmonaut. On the wrong side during the Cold War. Now, if you'll excuse me, Holder and I have a meeting with some Mexicans we need to get to. Quickly. And furiously." --Oabortion

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 27, 2012 02:25 PM (5e6JG)

189 "If I had a son, he'd look like Neil Young... Neil Patrick Harris... Neil Armstrong. Whatever."

Posted by: Baracko Bama at August 27, 2012 04:12 PM (9Xu0X)

190 156 The First Vagina on the Moon A Memoir Ever since I was a little vagina, I contemplated the mysteries of the night sky. Naomi, you see, could fart like a race horse. All night long she'd just be a-fartin' an a-fartin'. An when I just about thought I was gonna suffocate to death from the stink. She'd fart real big an blow the blankets right off'n herself. An I'd peak tween her legs an look out the winder at the night sky an dream of being on the Moon. Now, the Moon's supposed to be made outta limburger cheese, but it's be a damn sight less smelly than livin here next to Naomi's bunghole. .... Posted by: The First Vagina on the Moon at August 27, 2012 03:04 PM (54vf That reminds me- I have to get the dutch oven out so I can do a roast tomorrow night.

Posted by: Bill H at August 27, 2012 04:54 PM (3sZO1)

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