March 07, 2014
— Ace Of course.
“When Aretha first told us what R-S-P-E-C-T meant to her,” Obama said to the general laughter of the audience....CNN was quick to cover for Obama’s misspelling. Ashley Banfield said Obama just “wanted to throw us all, see if we were actually all paying attention.”
John Berman then said, “I get hot flashes whenever people spell on TV because I can’t spell. I would misspell ‘respect,’ so I have sympathy for him.”
Berman asked if people would “be making a bigger deal out of this than we are,” if it were, say, Dan Quayle who misspelled a word. “Is this liberal media bias?” he said.
No, not at all.
Ashleigh Banfield's defense is preposterous. If Obama were making some kind of joke, he'd elide the second e in "respect" (because that's the one Aretha Franklin famously elides with the p, doing a combined pee-ee sound), not the first.
But the High Exalted Precious must be defended against all slurs against his potency.
Of course, this is not the most egregious media story of the day. It's not even close.
IThe image showed a group of young boys gathered in a circle with their hands raised at an unusual angle. The AP’s original caption on the photo said they were reciting the organization’s “creed” during a meeting in North Richland Hills, Texas.It took the AP several days to acknowledge their error. But by then, the unfortunate comparison to Nazi Germany had spread on the Internet faster than Hitler’s invasion of Poland.
“New Trail Life scouting group excludes gay kids & they do a ‘Sieg Heil! Style salute,” tweeted Cathy Lynn Grossman of Religion News Service.And that’s exactly what it looked like.
“It looks like some kind of German salute that was used during the Nazi period,” Stemberger told me in a telephone interview.
The photograph ran last Sunday in newspapers across the nation and generated hundreds of angry emails and some threatening telephone calls to Trail Life headquarters.
But it turns out that the boys were not saluting Hitler and contrary to the first Associated Press caption, they were not reciting a creed. The boys were singing “Taps,” a longtime Boy Scout tradition that the Texas Trail USA troop had adapted as their own.
The boys had gathered in a circle with their hands raised straight into the air. They gradually lowered their hands as they sang the song. It concludes with their hands flush against their side.
“It really misrepresented what was going on,” Stemberger told me. “There are children involved and that made it more outrageous. They were exploited and misunderstood.”
So AP caught a group of kids slowly lowering their arms from straight up to down by their side, shot the picture in the mid-point, knowing it looked like the Sieg Heil Salute -- and also knowing it wasn't that at all -- and then took days to delete the deceptive photo.
Good God. They just framed kids as Nazis and then defended their doing such.
They claimed to the WaPo's Eric Wemple that the picture was accurate enough, by AP's standards.
All because Trail Life doesn't permit gay scouts.
#greatestladyEVER:
Needs no caption #greatestladyEVER pic.twitter.com/j6k1VasxP4
— Ashleigh Banfield (@CNNAshleigh) March 5, 2014Are You Going to Believe the White House Reporter Pool or Your Lying Eyes?
The official WH pool report indicates Obama spelled RESPECT correctly. Hmmm
— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) March 7, 2014
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Posted by: Citizen X at March 07, 2014 10:09 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at March 07, 2014 10:09 AM (sBegS)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 10:10 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Fritz at March 07, 2014 10:10 AM (PnMCP)
Posted by: Ashleigh Bansfield at March 07, 2014 10:10 AM (Aif/5)
John Berman then said, “I get hot flashes whenever people spell on TV because I can’t spell. I would misspell ‘respect,’ so I have sympathy for him.”
Wow, John. You're pretty fucking stupid then. That was already a given because of your politics, but way to go adding fuel to that fire.
Berman asked if people would “be making a bigger deal out of this than we are,” if it were, say, Dan Quayle who misspelled a word. “Is this liberal media bias?” he said.
Yes and yes.
FYNQ, ass.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 07, 2014 10:10 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:10 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 07, 2014 10:10 AM (T2V/1)
Posted by: Spike Lee at March 07, 2014 10:11 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 10:11 AM (gBnkX)
Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 10:11 AM (mizYg)
Posted by: Oscar Meyer at March 07, 2014 10:11 AM (vHlmc)
And Vlad Putin saddles up his bear and ponders "Which former SSR will I have for the weekend?" before riding off.
Obama puts on his bicycle helmet backwards.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 10:11 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 07, 2014 10:11 AM (7ObY1)
Three letters---
J. O. B. S.
/Biden
Posted by: --- at March 07, 2014 02:10 PM (MMC8r)
Never gets old.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 07, 2014 10:11 AM (4df7R)
That's why he let a fucked-up, functionless, preposterously-insecure website be the centerpiece of his signature legislation too, right?
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2014 10:11 AM (Nksua)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2014 10:12 AM (IXrOn)
Recall the relentless attack on Quayle. The MFM didn't turn into Democrats overnight.
Posted by: Vic at March 07, 2014 02:10 PM (T2V/1
And fuck "Murphy Brown."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 07, 2014 10:12 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: kimoloka at March 07, 2014 10:12 AM (ufO49)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:12 AM (J9ECY)
FIFY John.
Posted by: joncelli at March 07, 2014 10:13 AM (RD7QR)
Ashley Banfield said Obama just “wanted to throw us all, see if we were actually all paying attention.”
It's true, he does that all the time. Red line in Syria, gonna be consequences if someone steps over the line in Crimea.
And what he sees is: no, no one is paying attention.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 07, 2014 10:13 AM (A0sHn)
Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 07, 2014 10:13 AM (T2V/1)
Posted by: --- at March 07, 2014 10:13 AM (MMC8r)
By the way - AP, you just libeled a bunch of kids. And those kids aren't public figures, so NYT v Sullivan doesn't apply.
Stop the excuses, AP, get out the checkbook, and ask the kids "how many zeroes do you want on this check" because you are going to be writing a big one.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 10:13 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2014 10:13 AM (IXrOn)
But Romney strapped a dog to the grill of his car!!
Obama strapped a dog to the grill of his grill!
Posted by: Bjork oBama at March 07, 2014 10:13 AM (QM5S2)
John Berman then said, “I get hot flashes" Yeah, that. It must have been the hipster pubes/beard transplants, threw you into low-T territory. Limp wristed little psuedo-male.
Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to down at March 07, 2014 10:13 AM (HWgnC)
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2014 10:13 AM (YEQ2h)
Posted by: Emperor Golfswing at March 07, 2014 10:14 AM (/AHDz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2014 10:14 AM (ndIek)
Fucking clown.
Posted by: Fritz at March 07, 2014 10:14 AM (PnMCP)
Good God. They just framed kids as Nazis and then defended their doing such.
And showed the kids' faces, too. Because gotta expose those damned white-supremacist Nazi thugs as soon as possible!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 07, 2014 10:14 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Elijah Cumming at March 07, 2014 02:09 PM (Aif/5)
When a Democrat is in the White House, a Democrat who shows that he has 'special needs' then you are correct - very American behavior not to mock the disabled.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 10:15 AM (hLRSq)
Hey, it was for The Cause.
Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 10:15 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Otto Tyme at March 07, 2014 10:15 AM (Kz9dH)
Posted by: The Fool at March 07, 2014 10:15 AM (cGlgB)
Geez, could Associates with Paleostinians stoop any lower? Wait. Don't answer that.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:16 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 07, 2014 10:16 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 07, 2014 10:16 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2014 10:16 AM (YEQ2h)
Posted by: Vladimir Lenin at March 07, 2014 10:17 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 10:17 AM (mizYg)
Barry ... well, I bet he can spell "Solyndra".
Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2014 02:16 PM (JBggj)
Really?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 07, 2014 10:17 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 10:17 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:17 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 07, 2014 10:17 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 10:17 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 07, 2014 10:18 AM (dfYL9)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 07, 2014 10:18 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 10:18 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 07, 2014 10:18 AM (A98Xu)
That’s OK. Until I was 15 I spelled “relief” R-O-L-A-I-D-S.
It wasnÂ’t a problem until I was in charge of making a hundred posters for a Hurricane Relief fundraiser. All those poor people. They really needed that money.
Damn you, TV.
Posted by: CJ at March 07, 2014 10:18 AM (9KqcB)
Posted by: Professional Comedian at March 07, 2014 10:18 AM (IN7k+)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 02:17 PM (4df7R)
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The only way we'll know for sure is if a fine member of the White House Press Corps asks him to spell it.
Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2014 10:19 AM (JBggj)
So, fake AND accurate. Little H8ters.
Posted by: The Associated Presstitutes at March 07, 2014 10:19 AM (1Rgee)
Geez, the MFM can't even have fun with a little humor at TFG's expense.
Great Smod above, help us.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2014 10:19 AM (gorVZ)
Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 10:19 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Professional Comedian at March 07, 2014 02:18 PM (IN7k+)
Oh Bill, you haven't been funny since you dated Ann Coulter.
Posted by: joncelli at March 07, 2014 10:19 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 02:17 PM (J9ECY)
"Clearly an Uncle Tom in the making."
- NAACP
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 07, 2014 10:19 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 07, 2014 10:19 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Titanium at March 07, 2014 10:19 AM (GQC0J)
Even His Supreme Hoopness has to wait until the NCAA selection committee cashes out their bribes and make the brackets.
Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 10:19 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2014 02:18 PM (YEQ2h)
Rats! I was enjoying the disunity and the backbiting!
*shakes fist* Curse your speedy Ewok fingers!
( I keed, I keed.....)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 10:20 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 10:20 AM (gBnkX)
Posted by: B O at March 07, 2014 10:20 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 10:20 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 10:20 AM (mizYg)
The only way we'll know for sure is if a fine member of the White House Press Corps asks him to spell it.
Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2014 02:19 PM (JBggj)
You mean the WH Press CORPSE, right?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 07, 2014 10:20 AM (4df7R)
"John Berman then said, “I get hot flashes whenever people spell on TV because I can’t spell. I would misspell ‘respect,’ so I have sympathy for him.”"
FFS! No one who actually KNOWS the song he was referencing would misspell respect. Obama is such a fake.
Posted by: Lea at March 07, 2014 10:20 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Otto Tyme at March 07, 2014 10:21 AM (Kz9dH)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 07, 2014 10:21 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 10:21 AM (mizYg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 07, 2014 10:21 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 10:21 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Barraco Barner at March 07, 2014 10:21 AM (SUKHu)
What tawdry picayune sorry excuses for minds these people have. Never have I seen minds so tightly closed before.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:21 AM (J9ECY)
Geez, the MFM can't even have fun with a little humor at TFG's expense.
Great Smod above, help us.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2014 02:19 PM (gorVZ)
Pravda and "Moscow Tonight" were not known for their playfulness. And how many laughing Russians have you seen? Just sayin'.Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2014 10:21 AM (YEQ2h)
Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 10:22 AM (zoehZ)
Barry also invented the "profits-to-earnings ratio" to see if we were all paying attention.
That one is emblematic. Reasonably, anyone can get up on stage and skip over a vowel if they're not actually singing the song. The RSPECT story is about the double standards and mediallatio.
But "profits to earnings ratio" is the output of a mind that attaches itself to things that sound smart, that the speaker has heard smart people say so he tries to imitate the jargon and make himself sound smart by association.
Which he didn't, because he never learned the concept of a P/E ratio and why smart people pay attention to it.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 07, 2014 10:22 AM (A0sHn)
Barry also invented the "profits-to-earnings ratio" to see if we were all paying attention.
That one is emblematic. Reasonably, anyone can get up on stage and skip over a vowel if they're not actually singing the song. The RSPECT story is about the double standards and mediallatio.
But "profits to earnings ratio" is the output of a mind that attaches itself to things that sound smart, that the speaker has heard smart people say so he tries to imitate the jargon and make himself sound smart by association.
Which he didn't, because he never learned the concept of a P/E ratio and why smart people pay attention to it.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 07, 2014 10:22 AM (A0sHn)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 07, 2014 10:22 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 07, 2014 10:22 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Jugears McFuckstick at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (APuJ7)
Posted by: Jugears McFuckstick at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (APuJ7)
Lola ... LOL..... Lola
ROC IN THE USA..... ROC IN THE USA!!!
S A T R D A Y Night.... S A T R D A Y Night
Posted by: fixerupper at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (nELVU)
Lola ... LOL..... Lola
ROC IN THE USA..... ROC IN THE USA!!!
S A T R D A Y Night.... S A T R D A Y Night
Posted by: fixerupper at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (ndIek)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (ndIek)
Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: The Fool at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (cGlgB)
Obama is the walking, talking version of the In Living Color skit where the guy made up long nonsense words thinking it made him sound smart.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: The Fool at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (cGlgB)
Obama is the walking, talking version of the In Living Color skit where the guy made up long nonsense words thinking it made him sound smart.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2014 10:23 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:24 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:24 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: zombie
Prsident Obama
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 07, 2014 10:24 AM (Y/M/K)
Posted by: zombie
Prsident Obama
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 07, 2014 10:24 AM (Y/M/K)
But it turns out that the boys were not saluting Hitler and contrary to the first Associated Press caption
Next thing you know the media will falsely claim the Pope said gay unions were a-ok......wait....
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2014 10:24 AM (gorVZ)
But it turns out that the boys were not saluting Hitler and contrary to the first Associated Press caption
Next thing you know the media will falsely claim the Pope said gay unions were a-ok......wait....
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2014 10:24 AM (gorVZ)
Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2014 10:24 AM (IaanB)
Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2014 10:24 AM (IaanB)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 07, 2014 10:25 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2014 10:25 AM (ndIek)
Posted by: Titanium at March 07, 2014 10:25 AM (GQC0J)
Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2014 10:25 AM (0xqKe)
Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 10:26 AM (mizYg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 07, 2014 10:26 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Some Guy In The White House at March 07, 2014 10:26 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: Mainah at March 07, 2014 10:26 AM (659DL)
I take it "Religion News Service" does not have the type of ideology one would expect from their name.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2014 10:27 AM (gorVZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 02:24 PM (J9ECY)
Putin uses Obama as his personal tetherball.
It would be awfully funny if Obama wasn't the president of the USA.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 10:27 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2014 10:27 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: AP at March 07, 2014 10:27 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Prsident of all 57 states at March 07, 2014 10:27 AM (1Rgee)
Just googled the Syracuse gaffe. It's still there. He spelled it Sycaguse.
That was just showing off his SuperSmarts, blending our spelling Syracuse with the Italian Siragusa.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 07, 2014 10:27 AM (A0sHn)
Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 10:27 AM (mizYg)
Posted by: The Fool at March 07, 2014 10:27 AM (cGlgB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2014 10:28 AM (IXrOn)
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Because my eyes move?
Posted by: Some Guy In The White House at March 07, 2014 10:28 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2014 10:28 AM (YEQ2h)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 07, 2014 10:28 AM (PD6iL)
Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2014 10:29 AM (35vw4)
Posted by: Rcardo Kill at March 07, 2014 10:29 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: pilot141 at March 07, 2014 10:29 AM (nPwzA)
Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 02:26 PM (mizYg)
And I guarantee you that, out ther on the internet, that pictur will persist and will haunt those kids forver.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:29 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Stranger at March 07, 2014 10:30 AM (q177U)
Posted by: Old MacDonald at March 07, 2014 10:30 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2014 10:30 AM (35vw4)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 07, 2014 10:30 AM (NI2j4)
Posted by: --- at March 07, 2014 10:31 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Titanium at March 07, 2014 10:31 AM (GQC0J)
Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2014 02:30 PM (35vw4)<
Wow! That'll lave a mark.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 07, 2014 10:31 AM (sjdRT)
if your president think about how hard of a job russia ukriane jobs gays
so plus also now you got to think spelling a words isnt not even to important
unless a repulbican gets on the news about it yeah right give me a brake
think about it idiots do i come to youre job and make fun of how bad youre
at it no didnt think so next time think a minute before you talk out youre ass
#justiceforequalty
Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at March 07, 2014 10:31 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:31 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Buster McDissenter at March 07, 2014 10:31 AM (QLbhS)
Posted by: Roy at March 07, 2014 10:31 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 10:32 AM (mizYg)
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 10:32 AM (zOTsN)
Remember that sign? And what prompted it?
Seems going to college doesn't help after all.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:32 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at March 07, 2014 02:31 PM (+lsX1)
WELCOME BACK.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:32 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 10:33 AM (gBnkX)
Reminder: The Nazis were a Left Wing Socialist Party which they have in common with today's Democratic Party.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2014 10:33 AM (gorVZ)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:33 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 07, 2014 10:34 AM (r+7wo)
Posted by: McCool at March 07, 2014 10:34 AM (nCSwS)
Yeah. The left likes lawyers so much, make 'em choke on them.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2014 10:34 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 02:32 PM (zOTsN)
That's rtarded, sir.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:34 AM (4df7R)
THEY REJECT ANYTHING THAT IS NOT THEIR CURRENT BELIEF.
They wanted to put those kids down and scare people away from that group because they don't approve of them as "THE OTHER". Because they hold beliefs at odds with the Hive.
Which happens right now to be conservatives but they also do that toward Blacks who stray from the path or women. Most of them recently are conservatives but I can guarantee you that anyone else who strays from the path of Liberalism Uber Alles will be demonized and marginalized as quickly and as thoroughly as they do conservatives and Christians are now.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 07, 2014 10:34 AM (LSDdO)
I'm not sure which it is.
Posted by: GMan at March 07, 2014 10:35 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 10:35 AM (fWAjv)
You have no idea how much it means to me that someone finally got that right.
Posted by: Kool-Aid Man at March 07, 2014 10:35 AM (YEelc)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at March 07, 2014 10:35 AM (9Bdcz)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 02:33 PM (4df7R) Well, he is a clueless ingenue, on vacation, on Daddy's dime.
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2014 10:35 AM (YEQ2h)
Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 10:35 AM (mizYg)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 07, 2014 10:36 AM (FqZ/E)
Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2014 10:36 AM (IaanB)
Posted by: Rcardo Kill at March 07, 2014 10:36 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 07, 2014 10:36 AM (XrGnJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2014 10:36 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 07, 2014 10:36 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2014 10:36 AM (ndIek)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:37 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Spik* L** at March 07, 2014 10:37 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 10:37 AM (gBnkX)
Hush you. Let us have our fun or I will loose this here box of fucking monkeys on you.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 07, 2014 10:37 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: AP at March 07, 2014 02:27 PM (Aif/5)
It's the candles on teh altar beneath it that should cause you some worry.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 10:37 AM (hLRSq)
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Surely, they can't be serious. The friggin song spells out the words, for goodness sake.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 07, 2014 02:34 PM (r+7wo)John Berman gets "hot flashes"???
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2014 10:37 AM (YEQ2h)
And who is that dessicated corpse beside her? Does she realize she's got a hag standing there,w aiting to feast on her innards?
Oh, that's Hanoi Jane?
Whatever, the point stands.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:38 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2014 10:38 AM (ndIek)
Posted by: MFingM[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 07, 2014 10:38 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2014 10:39 AM (0xqKe)
Posted by: whoever at March 07, 2014 10:39 AM (pjMym)
Posted by: AP at March 07, 2014 02:27 PM (Aif/5)
It's the candles on teh altar beneath it that should cause you some worry.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
Plus the dead chicken on the altar.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:39 AM (J9ECY)
This Berman dude is such a Oblather ball licker that he would rather say he as a journalist can't spell than have The Won* be teased.
*SWIDT
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2014 10:39 AM (gorVZ)
Posted by: Barackhenaten I at March 07, 2014 10:39 AM (35vw4)
.... and the Rpublic for which is stands..... one nation... indivisible... with librty and justice for all.
Posted by: Occupy Sesame Stret at March 07, 2014 10:39 AM (nELVU)
Conservative Lawfare firms activate!!!
Nah, according to a bunch of folks here, those folks are icky socons, and so got just what they deserved.
Posted by: GMan at March 07, 2014 10:39 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2014 10:39 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2014 02:37 PM (YEQ2h)
It comes with the mandatory estrogen treatments that he's taking to help him get in touch with his feminine side. Also, now he's got boobs.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:40 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 07, 2014 10:40 AM (r+7wo)
Posted by: Bjork oBama the dirty scandi what can't spell at March 07, 2014 10:41 AM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 10:41 AM (XWw96)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 10:41 AM (gBnkX)
Santorum bringing up Pope Francis in his speech right now.
...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2014 02:39 PM (IXrOn)Awww, fuuuudge......
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2014 10:41 AM (YEQ2h)
Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 10:42 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: The Chicken at March 07, 2014 10:42 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: SH at March 07, 2014 10:42 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 10:43 AM (gBnkX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2014 10:43 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Ashley Banfield at March 07, 2014 10:43 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 07, 2014 10:43 AM (dfYL9)
Posted by: --- at March 07, 2014 10:43 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:43 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 02:43 PM (gBnkX)
That's because no one's pissed on Hanoi Jane's face since that ladyboi in Bangkok in 2004. She's overdue.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:43 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: L, ll at March 07, 2014 10:44 AM (0xqKe)
Jettisoned?
If you're thecow or one of the "J's" (I refuse to look up which one it is), then jettisoned would work, if you add the phrase "out of an airlock, into space." after it.
Posted by: GMan at March 07, 2014 10:44 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 07, 2014 10:44 AM (r+7wo)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 07, 2014 10:44 AM (zfY+H)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:45 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Bjork oBama the dirty scandi what can't spell at March 07, 2014 10:46 AM (QM5S2)
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 10:46 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 07, 2014 10:46 AM (hq5sb)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 07, 2014 10:46 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Mainah at March 07, 2014 10:46 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 07, 2014 10:46 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 10:47 AM (zOTsN)
http://tinyurl.com/myma8fe
And put a veil on your face while at it.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:47 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:48 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: SH at March 07, 2014 10:48 AM (gmeXX)
Because intelligent conversation isn't working. Maybe brute force will.
Posted by: Marcus T. Tired of the Mendacious Tripe at March 07, 2014 10:48 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 07, 2014 02:47 PM (nELVU)
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determinately ???? WTF autocorrect.
Definitely
Posted by: fixerupper at March 07, 2014 10:48 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 10:48 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 10:48 AM (gBnkX)
Posted by: Adam at March 07, 2014 10:48 AM (Aif/5)
Associated Press, your transformation to the Dark Side is complete.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 07, 2014 10:48 AM (zfY+H)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:48 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 07, 2014 02:47 PM (nELVU)
It's the grim rictus of one who knows she's going to be riding Satan's barbed cock in the near future.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:49 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2014 10:49 AM (xvtYZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2014 10:49 AM (QFxY5)
Because they don't admit gays?
That's just beyond the pale.
Posted by: Marcus T. Tired of the Mendacious Tripe at March 07, 2014 10:49 AM (GGCsk)
** Rage of one thousand thousand suns burning here at anyone implying that Janie is either a lady or great. She had a famous and talented father who cashed in ever favor he had to keep her from facing treason charges. **
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, think mink. at March 07, 2014 10:50 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 10:50 AM (gBnkX)
Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2014 10:50 AM (IaanB)
Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 10:50 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 07, 2014 10:50 AM (hq5sb)
Esther?
Marie Curie?
Flannery O'Connor?
Golda Maier?
Mary?
Pikers, compared to the glory that is Jane Fonda.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 07, 2014 10:51 AM (zfY+H)
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2014 10:51 AM (Hy7dS)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 07, 2014 10:51 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:51 AM (J9ECY)
Yeah, nothing scary there. Good God.
Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 10:51 AM (ZKzrr)
That's all well and good, but does Eva Green get nekkid or not?
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2014 10:51 AM (Nksua)
and i guess you weren't.
did they correct it in their transcripts for him?
Posted by: willow at March 07, 2014 10:51 AM (nqBYe)
On the other hand, one trembles to speculate what actually might cause the sycophants falls away. Prolly, the Respectable Republicans wouldn't press it b/c the country just couldn't handle it.
And Das Sozialismus marches on.
Posted by: Some guy in flyover country who speaks Austrian at March 07, 2014 10:51 AM (1/4XQ)
She should follow that talking turd Piers out the back door. We have enough idiot, jackasses in the country already. We should stop giving that type of work visas. It's not like they are doing the job Americans don't want to do.
Posted by: Marcus T. Tired of the Mendacious Tripe at March 07, 2014 10:52 AM (GGCsk)
Right?
Look, Banfield, If I've got to safety pin my neckline shut to show a little modesty at work, you -- who have, like, no chest to begin with -- can wear a damn boob bib.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:52 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at March 07, 2014 10:52 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: SH at March 07, 2014 10:52 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Barky O'bama at March 07, 2014 10:52 AM (gBnkX)
The MSM Workout:
1. Carry as much water as your body can support
2. Don't put it down for at least 5 years
3. With all of your excess breath, deny the presence of the water
Posted by: Joe at March 07, 2014 10:53 AM (QFnhZ)
Posted by: Fritz at March 07, 2014 10:53 AM (UzPAd)
Well at least there is the video.
Posted by: Marcus T. Tired of the Mendacious Tripe at March 07, 2014 10:53 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 07, 2014 10:53 AM (V4CBV)
Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 10:54 AM (hFL/3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:54 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 10:54 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 07, 2014 10:54 AM (hq5sb)
This is another point of reference that Oblather isn't fundamentally an American. Who the hell doesn't know that song or at least that one famous line?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2014 10:54 AM (gorVZ)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 07, 2014 10:55 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 10:55 AM (fWAjv)
That sound you hear? Is a million Morons fapping and wanting pictures.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:55 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: whoever at March 07, 2014 10:55 AM (pjMym)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 10:56 AM (0FSuD)
That's all well and good, but does Eva Green get nekkid or not?
Meh, the visual style of "300" was too annoying. Ruined the nudity. I'll just re-watch clips from "The Dreamers".
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 07, 2014 10:56 AM (A0sHn)
Let's not descend into crazy talk.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 07, 2014 10:56 AM (IV4od)
It would be impossible to make a joke about this.
Also, there is no comedy in the media covering up for him.
Posted by: SNL at March 07, 2014 10:56 AM (87y4e)
Posted by: flounder at March 07, 2014 02:52 PM (Kkt/i)
You mean "crepy."
Crepy: Of or relating to the qualities of a crepe.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:56 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 10:56 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2014 10:57 AM (0xqKe)
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 10:57 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Marcus T. Tired of the Mendacious Tripe at March 07, 2014 10:57 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2014 10:57 AM (ndIek)
Posted by: NSA at March 07, 2014 10:58 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: That SOB van Owen at March 07, 2014 10:58 AM (GLmwR)
Posted by: Zombie Christopher Hitchens at March 07, 2014 10:59 AM (A0sHn)
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2009/03/prompt-chancellor-modern-comedy.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 10:59 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: SH at March 07, 2014 10:59 AM (gmeXX)
How odd.
Posted by: Roy at March 07, 2014 02:56 PM (VndSC)
*glances down*
G-ddammit.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 10:59 AM (4df7R)
eleven?
Yep, the creepy cultist-ness of Duh!1's followers scared me from the get-go. Had a Jim Jones, 1930's vibe.
Posted by: backhoe at March 07, 2014 10:59 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: backhoe at March 07, 2014 02:59 PM (ULH4o)
But if Obammy asked his followers to drink poisoned Flavor-Aid, would they do it? Or are they too selfish to sacrifice themselves for their master?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 11:01 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 11:01 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2014 11:01 AM (IaanB)
Also, t/here is no comedy in the media covering up for him."
Clearly, where's the funny here? I've got nothing to work with.
Posted by: Late Night Comedians at March 07, 2014 11:02 AM (zfY+H)
They would jump top of a rusty Sybian (both the men and women) if he told them to.
Can't refuse TFG and look like a racist!
Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 11:03 AM (GQ8sn)
Bob? Honey? No amount of Botox is ever going to make you taller.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 11:03 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: fastfreefall at March 07, 2014 11:03 AM (jeBXD)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 11:04 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: SH at March 07, 2014 11:04 AM (gmeXX)
They would jump top of a rusty Sybian (both the men and women) if he told them to.
Can't refuse TFG and look like a racist!
Soooo, how can we get this into his teleprompter?
Posted by: Infidel at March 07, 2014 11:04 AM (Z1SI2)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 03:03 PM (4df7R)
Or straight.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 03:04 PM (0FSuD)
Or less of a conceited asshat.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 07, 2014 11:04 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 07, 2014 11:05 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at March 07, 2014 11:05 AM (9Bdcz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 11:05 AM (J9ECY)
It's International Women's Day. How 'bout a thread on international wimmenz?
Dibs on Nastassja Kinski.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 07, 2014 11:06 AM (A0sHn)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, think mink. at March 07, 2014 11:06 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2014 11:06 AM (ndIek)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 07, 2014 11:07 AM (zfY+H)
Posted by: Elijah Cummings at March 07, 2014 11:07 AM (DrC22)
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2014 11:08 AM (Hy7dS)
Posted by: deadrody at March 07, 2014 11:08 AM (+Dpo7)
Posted by: Nylon66 at March 07, 2014 11:08 AM (tI8kc)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 11:08 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 07, 2014 11:08 AM (DrC22)
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 11:08 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 07, 2014 11:08 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 11:09 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, think mink. at March 07, 2014 03:06 PM (kXoT0)
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Maybe even a few steamers to complete the graveside ambience.
Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2014 11:09 AM (IaanB)
Posted by: la Quenelle at March 07, 2014 11:09 AM (A0sHn)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 07, 2014 11:09 AM (zfY+H)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 07, 2014 11:09 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 07, 2014 11:10 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 11:10 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 07, 2014 11:11 AM (ZPrif)
A romp that shall have you fapping for years!!!!
See. This. Movieeeeeeee!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 07, 2014 03:07 PM (KBvAm)
THIS! IS! FAPWORTHY!!!
Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 11:11 AM (GQ8sn)
There’s no such thing as too close for twin sisters in Australia, who shelled out more than $200,000 to look identical and share a job, a Facebook account, a bed — and a boyfriend.
“We’re dating one boy at the moment,” said Anna DeCinque, who with sibling Lucy has had countless procedures in a bid to look exactly like each other.
“There are three people in our relationship. We’re sharing.”
“It’s not really weird to us,” added Lucy. “We have one boyfriend and all of us share the same bed…We have the same taste in everything, so obviously we’re going to like the same boy, too.”
“We’re all together when we have sex, and if we like the same guy, so be it
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 03:08 PM (zOTsN)
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We need pics to complete this fantasy. Otherwise I'll imagine them coming in at around 300 lbs. each.
Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2014 11:11 AM (IaanB)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 11:12 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Adam at March 07, 2014 11:12 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 07, 2014 11:12 AM (RFeQD)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2014 11:13 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2014 11:13 AM (Hy7dS)
"Hello, Bank of America? I'd like to get a second mortgage of $200,000 please."
Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 11:13 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 07, 2014 11:14 AM (naUcP)
Posted by: SH at March 07, 2014 11:14 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 07, 2014 11:14 AM (R8hU8)
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 11:14 AM (zOTsN)
Actually, Aretha Franklin spelled it (in the song)
R-E-S-P-C-T
See the phrase including "elide" in Ace's post.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 07, 2014 11:14 AM (A0sHn)
R-A-T-S-H-I-T
That is what you mean to me.
Sock it to me Sock it to me Sock it to me Sock it to me
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 07, 2014 11:14 AM (XUKZU)
The Hanoi Jane thing is just her annual desperate cry for attention. Last year it was "I have freaky sex in my 70s!!!!! I'm so hip and cool!!" The year before that it was "Roger Vadim talked me into having threesomes when we were married!"
Fuck you, you traitorous, round-heeled syphilitic cunt. You're irrelevant. You've always been irrelevant. The only reason you're famous is because you kept Daddy's name, and took it up the squeekhole on the casting couch to get into the movies.
And fuck Daddy too, for raising a bunch of leftist cocksucking hippie scum kids.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2014 11:19 PM (aYjRw)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2014 11:15 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: acat at March 07, 2014 11:15 AM (4UkCP)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama Smith at March 07, 2014 11:15 AM (RFeQD)
Moron Meetup? I'll contribute generously to the keg fund.
Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 11:15 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 11:15 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2014 11:16 AM (IXrOn)
Anna, "Luck da sink is clogged!"
And boyfriend runs screaming, "in stereo!!!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 11:17 AM (J9ECY)
(If you're like me, you'll regret it.)
Ghastly.
Posted by: Some guy in flyover country who speaks Austrian at March 07, 2014 03:15 PM (1/4XQ)
OH JESUS!!! My eyes!!!!
I regret ever commenting here!!!!
Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 11:17 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 07, 2014 11:18 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 07, 2014 11:18 AM (RFeQD)
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2014 11:19 AM (Hy7dS)
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2014 11:21 AM (Hy7dS)
Its only greed when someone tries to keep their own money they have earned, not when you demand it for yourself. Apparently.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 07, 2014 11:21 AM (zfY+H)
Listen sweet cheeks, you are an emotional wreck. If you are in arrears on your high school bill, think they will give you a diploma? I bet not since the debt is over $5,000. So good luck trying to join the military, much less go to college.
And dear, a GED just might be in order. And a trade school.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 11:24 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: Soona
not fat
think trailer park kardashian
Posted by: thunderb
I prefer the term "paper bag bangable"
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 07, 2014 11:26 AM (XrGnJ)
You neocons and 'true cons' and social cons and fiscal cons and con cons are making too much of a thing out of a simple slip of the tongue. Happens all the time.
Posted by: Illbod Korn at March 07, 2014 11:26 AM (OxrQN)
Oh BTW did any of these people screaming NAZI!!!!!11! notice one of the kids with arm raised is well black?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 02:17 PM (J9ECY)
He's infiltrating the group. Like Kinchloe wearing a Wehrmacht uniform on Hogan's Heroes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2014 11:26 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 07, 2014 11:29 AM (dTh2r)
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Cinderella truth, not too much truth, not too little truth, but just right.
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 07, 2014 11:30 AM (XUKZU)
Judge still has to hear the merits on Rachel's demand that her parents pay for college. After this fiasco since it does have bearing on the case, I expect the judge to cheerfully use his gavel to rule in the parents favor.
As for the lawyer who fronted the money, is he another Roman Polanski?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 11:30 AM (J9ECY)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 07, 2014 11:31 AM (nsQhi)
Posted by: Jen at March 07, 2014 11:37 AM (3wFh7)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 07, 2014 11:38 AM (naUcP)
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 11:40 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 11:41 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jen at March 07, 2014 11:44 AM (3wFh7)
Posted by: Ministry of Truth at March 07, 2014 11:48 AM (25HWz)
Posted by: Jen at March 07, 2014 11:49 AM (3wFh7)
Posted by: Lola Obama at March 07, 2014 11:50 AM (Q1BWs)
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at March 07, 2014 11:54 AM (en1G6)
Posted by: Daybrother at March 07, 2014 11:58 AM (WCOGL)
Posted by: ejo at March 07, 2014 12:09 PM (GXvSO)
Could happen to anyone. No editor could be expected to make that connection or see a problem.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 07, 2014 12:11 PM (zfY+H)
Or just the boyfriend.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 07, 2014 12:12 PM (zfY+H)
Posted by: farmersusie at March 07, 2014 12:17 PM (ydb8s)
Posted by: Prsidnt Obama at March 07, 2014 12:33 PM (8mJcI)
Posted by: Dr. Manbube at March 07, 2014 12:39 PM (/QjPQ)
Posted by: Obama at March 07, 2014 12:43 PM (1Wvxr)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 07, 2014 12:47 PM (dvRYt)
Were I of means (such as the NSA), I would visit karma on the AP generally, and their photographers and editors personally, that pulled this shit.
I would devote a week of my life to hacking the fuck out of them, stealing their e-mail lists and sending very embarrassing, professionally photo-shopped pix of the each of them to everyone they ever e-mailed along with the same for their FaceBook, Pinterest etc., order tons of shit on line from every pornographer or purveyor of garbage on their credit cards, screw up the title to their homes with the County Recorder, revise their past tax returns to reflect criminal behavior and do whatever else I could to show them that with power comes responsibility.
My visiting living hell on them would be followed by a copy of this article and a note from "Karma" that says: "So, you think you are so powerful that these innocent, America loving kids and their group can be defamed with impunity, eh? You probably relished in your cleverness. Do you now see how power can be abused and that there are real victims of such abuses? I'll bet you do. I knew you would. Now, personally say sorry to them and good luck with the other stuff you got going on, assholes."
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