March 23, 2012
— Ace No, really.
[T]he Obama campaign is again trying to inspire the youth vote in a way that goes beyond the same old buttons, lapel pins, and posters. In fact, we recently heard that the POTUS has teamed up with cosmetics company Le Métier De Beauté to create a set of three mini nail polishes — in patriotic red, white, and blue, of course — plus a simple black carrying case, all emblazoned with the horizon symbol from 2008.
Sorry About The Unavoidable Unpleasantness Which Transpired In Your Mouth
Here's some nail-polish.
thanks to @starchambermaid.
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Posted by: toby928© feels pessimistic at March 23, 2012 08:20 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 23, 2012 08:21 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: Pious Agnostic at March 23, 2012 08:21 AM (PiESu)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 23, 2012 08:22 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: dogfish at March 23, 2012 08:22 AM (N2yhW)
Posted by: pep at March 23, 2012 08:22 AM (YXmuI)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2012 08:23 AM (7W3wI)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 23, 2012 08:23 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 23, 2012 08:23 AM (jUytm)
Damned it that isn't a perfect symbol of the whole JEF administration: A bunch of packaging and branding to hold something of little to no value.
Posted by: Jimmuy at March 23, 2012 08:23 AM (BLEio)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 23, 2012 08:23 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: EC at March 23, 2012 08:24 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: toby928© feels pessimistic at March 23, 2012 08:24 AM (GTbGH)
LOL
This is great. This just begs for mockery.
Mockery takes away the "cool" factor of backing Obama.
That is pretty much all he has going for him.
Posted by: dan-O at March 23, 2012 08:24 AM (sWycd)
Ignore the shitty circumstances now. Look forward.
Look forward and Think of England.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 23, 2012 08:24 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 23, 2012 08:25 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: MrCaniac at March 23, 2012 08:25 AM (1grxW)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 23, 2012 08:25 AM (MyByM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2012 08:26 AM (Af3Wg)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 23, 2012 08:26 AM (jUytm)
I would be happier if there weren't a substantial number of people who actually believed this.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 23, 2012 08:26 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: nickless at March 23, 2012 08:26 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at March 23, 2012 08:26 AM (Fz7+s)
Posted by: Al Sharpton's Head at March 23, 2012 08:27 AM (N05oL)
That looks like some cheap Made In China crap that gets handed out at conventions, too.
Actually, I wonder how one could find out where this package is manufactured?
Posted by: dan-O at March 23, 2012 08:27 AM (sWycd)
"Here's some nail polish."
much better now - thanks ace.
Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 23, 2012 08:27 AM (ay6+/)
4
hahaha @ "horizon symbol"
a.k.a. the Five Year Plan symbol
a.k.a. the Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow symbol
a.k.a. the creepy Muslim Moon Rising Over Rivers Of Blood symbol
Posted by: I didn't say that at March 23, 2012 08:28 AM (4GgJq)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 23, 2012 08:28 AM (w/anX)
Posted by: Heralder at March 23, 2012 08:28 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at March 23, 2012 08:28 AM (h8UT+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at March 23, 2012 08:28 AM (h8UT+)
Posted by: Lauren at March 23, 2012 08:29 AM (lkgco)
Here's some nail-polish."
How the hell does ace even come up with hilarious shit?
Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2012 08:29 AM (GZitp)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 23, 2012 08:29 AM (MyByM)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at March 23, 2012 08:29 AM (xMU3a)
Trying to think of a similar line for GOP women.....as a response.
Something less girlie.
Ah, forget it. Our ladies like to look good and don't apologize for it.
Posted by: CJ at March 23, 2012 08:30 AM (9KqcB)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at March 23, 2012 08:30 AM (Fz7+s)
Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 23, 2012 08:30 AM (kqqGm)
Posted by: O'SCOAMF at March 23, 2012 08:30 AM (N2yhW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2012 08:30 AM (SuBE0)
Posted by: tasker at March 23, 2012 08:30 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: yinzer at March 23, 2012 08:30 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: yobobbyb at March 23, 2012 08:31 AM (M/qsV)
Posted by: Roy at March 23, 2012 08:31 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: mama winger at March 23, 2012 08:31 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: HeftyJo at March 23, 2012 08:31 AM (Wv4lq)
Heh. It's the French flag from left to right.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 23, 2012 08:32 AM (w/anX)
Here's some nail-polish."
How the hell does ace even come up with hilarious shit?
Second-party experience.
Or maybe it's first-party?
Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 23, 2012 08:32 AM (kqqGm)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 23, 2012 08:33 AM (ZvMnN)
And the 52% cooed with glee at the free shit they were getting . . . .
Posted by: Jimmuy at March 23, 2012 08:33 AM (BLEio)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at March 23, 2012 08:33 AM (Fz7+s)
Posted by: mama winger at March 23, 2012 08:33 AM (P6QsQ)
Wait what?!? You want me to pay for my warpaint? Give me nail polish or give me a lifetime supply of free gasoline. I'll reluctantly settle for that.
Because liberty and the pursuit of happiness, that's why.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2012 08:33 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Roy at March 23, 2012 08:33 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Obama at March 23, 2012 08:34 AM (zKFOT)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 23, 2012 08:34 AM (YbQJm)
Posted by: mama winger at March 23, 2012 08:35 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 23, 2012 08:35 AM (C2//T)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 23, 2012 08:35 AM (8ieXv)
Posted by: Roy at March 23, 2012 08:35 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Tracy Morgan in drag at March 23, 2012 08:35 AM (vjyZP)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 23, 2012 08:35 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: Heralder at March 23, 2012 08:36 AM (/Mxso)
12
Obama 2012: Look Forward
Ignore the shitty circumstances now. Look forward.......and bend over, bend over, look down. Sorry about the lack of lubricant America, Biden took it all. OK, now spread your cheeks.
Posted by: Obama at March 23, 2012 08:36 AM (zKFOT)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 23, 2012 08:36 AM (MyByM)
Posted by: Obama Campaign at March 23, 2012 08:36 AM (SuBE0)
Posted by: Mr Pink at March 23, 2012 08:36 AM (ZvMnN)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 23, 2012 08:37 AM (jUytm)
Something less girlie.
Ah, forget it. Our ladies like to look good and don't apologize for it.
Try a Stars and Stripes Glock.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 23, 2012 08:37 AM (kqqGm)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 23, 2012 08:38 AM (jUytm)
Ethyl acetate, butyl acetate, nitrocellulose, propyl acetate, tosylamide/formaldehyde resin, isopropyl alcohol, trymethy/pentaryl diisobutyrate, tripheny/phosphate, ethyl tosylamide, stearalkonium bentonite, camphor, diacetone alcohol, stearalkonium hectorite, benzophenone-1, citric-acid, dimethicone, calcium sodium phosphosilicate, mica
Posted by: The Mega Independent at March 23, 2012 08:38 AM (Fz7+s)
Something less girlie.
Pearl handled revolvers?
Posted by: Heorot at March 23, 2012 08:39 AM (Nq/UF)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 23, 2012 08:39 AM (ursbV)
Posted by: mpfs at March 23, 2012 08:39 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: tasker at March 23, 2012 08:39 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2012 08:40 AM (xGSVl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2012 08:40 AM (xVY13)
Posted by: toby928© feels pessimistic at March 23, 2012 08:40 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Lars Groteballen at March 23, 2012 08:40 AM (v8Hxc)
Uh oh. Beer summit time, but wait -- there's more. If you act now, we'll through this designer nail polish set, a $100 value. Call now
1-800-RUBE LUBE
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2012 08:40 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 23, 2012 08:41 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: Heralder at March 23, 2012 08:41 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 23, 2012 08:41 AM (ursbV)
Posted by: The Obama campaign at March 23, 2012 08:41 AM (3jGS1)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at March 23, 2012 08:41 AM (Fz7+s)
If you like your.... Ethyl acetate, butyl acetate, nitrocellulose, propyl acetate, tosylamide/formaldehyde resin, isopropyl alcohol, trymethy/pentaryl diisobutyrate, tripheny/phosphate, ethyl tosylamide, stearalkonium bentonite, camphor, diacetone alcohol, stearalkonium hectorite, benzophenone-1, citric-acid, dimethicone, calcium sodium phosphosilicate, mica....
You can keep it.
Posted by: Barnak the Hurrible at March 23, 2012 08:42 AM (8ieXv)
Posted by: Truman North at March 23, 2012 08:42 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Pres. O'diddle [/i] at March 23, 2012 08:42 AM (WdKsY)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 23, 2012 08:42 AM (jUytm)
Posted by: Truman North at March 23, 2012 08:43 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 23, 2012 08:43 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at March 23, 2012 08:43 AM (xVY13)
Posted by: Louis Farrakhan at March 23, 2012 08:43 AM (e8kgV)
ugh, that was bad. Not nail polish bad, but still......
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2012 08:44 AM (ccXZP)
The CEO of Ohio Art Co. is on FBN right now....telling about his plans to "capitalize on the renewed interest" in his company's product, the Etch-a-Sketch.
He held up a new smaller version of the classic, with a red-white-and-blue motif emblazened on the plastic frame......and said that they are working furiously to have plenty of these on the market soon, to capitalize on the 'current interest' and keep it going through November.
Can we take that Romney aide out and shoot him now? ....The dumbass who started this shit?
Posted by: wheatie at March 23, 2012 08:44 AM (4GgJq)
Lordy, what kind of merchandising of himself is this guy going to do once he leaves office?
KISS Nail Polish. Hmmmmm......nah, too shameless.
Posted by: Gene Simmons at March 23, 2012 08:44 AM (XCHGh)
I can't wait for Michelle Obama to start hating America again on November 6, 2012.
BTW, that blue nail polish should be powder blue, since it's for Obama's America, not that of the rest of us.
Posted by: disa at March 23, 2012 08:45 AM (v7+7U)
Posted by: Infidelswine at March 23, 2012 08:46 AM (RP/HT)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 23, 2012 12:28 PM (w/anX)
And testing. I'll bet he was deeply involved in the testing phase. (Oh, and your hash? PERFECT moron hash.)
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at March 23, 2012 08:46 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 23, 2012 08:46 AM (ursbV)
Posted by: Truman North at March 23, 2012 08:46 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at March 23, 2012 08:46 AM (Fz7+s)
Posted by: Shamwow O'Bama at March 23, 2012 08:46 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: runningrn at March 23, 2012 08:46 AM (vJ9tV)
The nail polish swag first debuted as part of a fashion-focused "Runway to Win" event in New York City in February.
On Tuesday night, Ms. Wintour, the Vogue editor, gathered 20 American designers at the Theory store in the meatpacking district. They were part of a group of 23 who designed T-shirts, tote bags and other accessories to support Runway to Win, as part of the Obama re-election campaign.
“The runway is no longer just a runway, it’s now a force for change in politics,” said Ms. Wintour, whose Prada outfit was graced with a floral scarf that Thakoon Panichgul had designed for the event.
Scarlett Johansson, Ms. WintourÂ’s co-host, who looked sexy in a black Stella McCartney dress, wasnÂ’t quite so politic when it came to Republican critics.
“They are so totally unfashionable,” she sniped.
http://tinyurl.com/857r2vq
"What-ever, Bitch!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 23, 2012 08:46 AM (kdS6q)
I don't want to let the kat out of the bag but I will anyway.
Kumming soon the 2012 lubrication variety pack.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 23, 2012 08:47 AM (M+UUq)
Posted by: runningrn at March 23, 2012 08:48 AM (vJ9tV)
Maybe He was confused by the name (He's not the brightest damp match in the dark closet, after all) and thought it was a French company.
Posted by: Norcross at March 23, 2012 08:48 AM (RM0br)
Golf clubs. The Callaway Big Barack - shanks hard left every time.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 23, 2012 08:48 AM (w/anX)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 23, 2012 08:49 AM (ursbV)
Of course not - He's trying to raise money, and if He used contraceptives He would have to give them away for free!
Posted by: Norcross at March 23, 2012 08:50 AM (RM0br)
Posted by: toby928© feels pessimistic at March 23, 2012 08:50 AM (GTbGH)
President Barack Obama said Friday that "every aspect" of the death of Trayvon Martin, the black teenager shot in Florida last month, must be investigated.
"My main message is to the parents of Trayvon Martin: If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon," Obama said. "I think they are right to expect that all of us as Americans are going to take this with the seriousness it deserves, and we're going to get to the bottom of what happened."
I expected him to try to take political advantage of this but to say that if he had a son he look like Trayvon is ridiculous even for Barry.
"I'm the head of the executive branch, and the attorney general reports to me so I've got to be careful about my statements to make sure that we're not impairing any investigation that's taking place right now," the president said.
Because they've been so impartial up to this point
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2012 08:50 AM (1Jaio)
Then the committee for Finger Nail Polish.
Then the committee for Toe Nail Polish.
Because they're different you know.
Posted by: Argyle Sweater at March 23, 2012 08:50 AM (Qxdfp)
Not so much polish as hide in a hard shiny shell.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 23, 2012 08:50 AM (tf9Ne)
"In fact, we recently heard that the POTUS has teamed up with cosmetics company Le Métier De Beauté to create a set of three mini nail polishes — in patriotic red, white, and blue, of course — plus a simple black carrying case, all emblazoned with the horizon symbol from 2008."
What won't the French stoop to do? Hopefully, the "horizon" logo signals the sun setting on the Barak Hussein Obama Empire.
Posted by: runningrn at March 23, 2012 08:50 AM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Obama Campaign at March 23, 2012 08:51 AM (SuBE0)
Testors Candy Apple Model Paints - around $4 per 1/2 oz bottle
The bottle isn't quite as "cool" though.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2012 08:52 AM (XCHGh)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 23, 2012 08:52 AM (ursbV)
Posted by: rectal exam at March 23, 2012 08:53 AM (O7ksG)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 23, 2012 08:53 AM (ursbV)
147 The Obama symbol is creepy and weird.
Get used to it. This symbol will be tatoo'd on your butt and will be required for receiving any health care under my Obamacare.
Posted by: Lord Barky at March 23, 2012 08:54 AM (4GgJq)
Posted by: runningrn at March 23, 2012 08:54 AM (vJ9tV)
You can paint it but not polish it, Trust me.
Posted by: DaveA (with a brown stripe) at March 23, 2012 08:55 AM (TcY34)
The Obama-Biden Bra, complete with pictures of the two boobs.
Complete with bottomless cups and no support.
Posted by: runningrn at March 23, 2012 08:55 AM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Vacation Spot for the Stuttering Crybaby Clusterfuck at March 23, 2012 08:57 AM (ZtwUX)
Posted by: rectal exam at March 23, 2012 12:50 PM (O7ksG)
It should be. It's strongly based on the Weather Underground (Ayers and Dohrn's group) rainbow symbol. Link to image in name (if it works)...
Posted by: The Mega Independent at March 23, 2012 08:58 AM (Fz7+s)
From the link:
"While various outlets have been quick to jump on the fact that these cost a cool $10,000 to produce, we have to point out that this kind of cash is actually chump change when it comes to election spending, and the sets are being sold for $40 a pop, recouping the expenses in a pretty neat way. And we have to say, with spring and summer being home to a few of our country's most patriotic holidays, we're kind of liking the idea of sporting some flag-inspired nail art this season."
I hope they fail. If they really want to get the women's vote, they should be giving this crap away for free instead of selling it at such an highly inflated price. Isn't that the Democrat way? Give freebies to buy votes?
Posted by: runningrn at March 23, 2012 09:00 AM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Penfold at March 23, 2012 09:01 AM (1PeEC)
"I really would have liked to see Newt debate this silly faggot and expose Obama's stupidity. I would have expected a beating akin to the one Cheney gave Edwards."
That was an epic debate, best one I've ever seen. Cheney was absolutely awesome. He had me jumping off the couch, clapping and laughing. John Edwards was so outgunned. Of course, the media called that one a draw.
Posted by: runningrn at March 23, 2012 09:02 AM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2012 09:06 AM (xVY13)
The Obama symbol isn't about America or the American people. It's about the glorification of one man.
Gross.
Posted by: rectal exam at March 23, 2012 09:07 AM (O7ksG)
Posted by: Randy M at March 23, 2012 09:09 AM (vI8R6)
Between this and the NCAA bracket picks on ESPN...
Bread and Circuses.
For fuck's sake, respond, stupid GOP. Do something you lazy bastards.
Posted by: soothsayer at March 23, 2012 12:41 PM (jUytm)
STFU, we are trying to make sure the real issues like birth control are debated.
Posted by: Teh GOP at March 23, 2012 09:09 AM (1grxW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2012 09:09 AM (xVY13)
It should be. It's strongly based on the Weather Underground (Ayers and Dohrn's group) rainbow symbol. Link to image in name (if it works)...
Again. eew.
Posted by: rectal exam at March 23, 2012 09:10 AM (O7ksG)
Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at March 23, 2012 09:12 AM (f8XyF)
We could just fire the State Dept. and occasionally play the "Thank you for your kind words about my daughter" tape on the phone as needed.
And watching the breck-girl squeal halliburton, priceless.
Posted by: DaveA at March 23, 2012 09:16 AM (TcY34)
Posted by: runningrn at March 23, 2012 09:21 AM (qV9Ro)
In fact, we recently heard that the POTUS has teamed up with cosmetics company Le Métier De Beauté
Actually, the company is Le Merde De Douche.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2012 09:23 AM (iOOXO)
But he never hawked nail polish, fer crissake.
Thanks, 52%. Just . . . thanks for everything.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 23, 2012 09:25 AM (exvgC)
Posted by: runningrn at March 23, 2012 01:02 PM (vJ9tV)
_____________________
I thought Edwards was going to break down in tears and piss his pants. I, too, laughed and clapped and danced around, and took giant chugs of Bailey's Irish Cream in celebration.
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 23, 2012 09:30 AM (ZtwUX)
Posted by: abu Daniel at March 23, 2012 09:30 AM (KnOP9)
Posted by: Fickle at March 23, 2012 09:37 AM (egHP5)
Posted by: Che-bot who defaced SoS's monitor at March 23, 2012 09:41 AM (Y+DPZ)
Scarlett Johansson, Ms. WintourÂ’s co-host, who looked sexy in a black Stella McCartney dress, wasnÂ’t quite so politic when it came to Republican critics.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 23, 2012 12:46 PM
Yup, just some 99 percenters who know the problems that you and I face
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2012 09:43 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Buck Ofama at March 23, 2012 09:45 AM (7VN/H)
Posted by: InfidelTexan at March 23, 2012 10:05 AM (X2M6S)
LOVE THAT JOKER OBAMA!
Posted by: Ranba Ral at March 23, 2012 10:25 AM (G99e4)
Posted by: Sweet Lou at March 23, 2012 04:22 PM (Zgm27)
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