June 20, 2012
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I don't always stutter, but when I do, I'm a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 20, 2012 02:13 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at June 20, 2012 02:14 PM (GkwjL)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 20, 2012 02:14 PM (I/Xad)
Posted by: mallfly at June 20, 2012 02:14 PM (mNv7n)
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 20, 2012 02:14 PM (eO4jq)
RACIST!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Vic at June 20, 2012 02:14 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: BlackOrchid-TeamDagny at June 20, 2012 02:16 PM (SB0V2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2012 02:16 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: pep at June 20, 2012 02:17 PM (6TB1Z)
I dont always lettuce, but when I do, I arugula
Posted by: Asshat at June 20, 2012 02:17 PM (W2qJe)
Posted by: Y-not at June 20, 2012 02:17 PM (5H6zj)
Cuba imports their ideas from him
He pitches....underhand
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him.....well, can you blame them.
Posted by: Berserker at June 20, 2012 02:18 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Fugazi at June 20, 2012 02:18 PM (4bvZp)
Posted by: Barry O'dogeater at June 20, 2012 02:18 PM (jza4U)
Paul Ryan is coming to Utah Friday to campaign for Mia B. Love. Unfortunately, it's in Park City and I can't make it out there in time.
RINO
Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2012 02:19 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: SAJED LASKAR at June 20, 2012 02:20 PM (yrJHq)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at June 20, 2012 02:20 PM (IoNBC)
Said Bennett: "Now, I know there's a lot of people that are very skeptical as to whether he was born in Hawaii. Personally I believe that he was. I actually believe he was fibbing about being born in Kenya when he was trying to get into college and doing things like writing a book and on and on and on."
Bennett also said he thinks Obama has spent as much as two million of dollars to cover it up.
Posted by: Foghorn J. Leghorn at June 20, 2012 02:21 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Mbruce at June 20, 2012 02:21 PM (Fr8N6)
Posted by: King Putt at June 20, 2012 02:21 PM (jza4U)
Posted by: Baraka Obama at June 20, 2012 02:22 PM (QKKT0)
The narcissism angle looms large as a subtext for framing almost any issue. He acts not out of leadership, but out of narcissism.
Posted by: Uriah Heep at June 20, 2012 02:23 PM (JdSQO)
Gotta agree with Glenn Beck - just not all that funny.
Sorry, but we got a lotta folks on our side who just don't do humor very well.
Posted by: Zombie Shane at June 20, 2012 02:23 PM (JW/aG)
Posted by: Berserker at June 20, 2012 02:23 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 20, 2012 02:23 PM (kqGWM)
Posted by: Alex at June 20, 2012 02:24 PM (VwdxG)
Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2012 02:24 PM (X/FFh)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at June 20, 2012 02:25 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2012 02:25 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: bho at June 20, 2012 02:25 PM (sYnN5)
said the jackass who was booted for droppin' klan bombs on a thread..
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 20, 2012 02:25 PM (famk3)
President Obama's Department of Justice recently released new regulations to prevent prison rape. "Sexual violence, against any victim, is an assault on human dignity and an affront to American values," Obama said when announcing the new initiative. "The Prison Rape Elimination Act of 2003 (PREA) was enacted with bipartisan support and established a 'zero-tolerance standard' for rape in prisons in the United States."
Good timing. I can dream can't I?
Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2012 02:26 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2012 02:27 PM (bxiXv)
The problem is that every time he tries to put his fingers in the holes, he has flashbacks to his wedding night.
Posted by: Alex at June 20, 2012 02:28 PM (VwdxG)
Posted by: Scobface at June 20, 2012 02:28 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: maverick muse at June 20, 2012 02:29 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2012 02:30 PM (X/FFh)
Posted by: House in order at June 20, 2012 02:30 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: House in order at June 20, 2012 02:31 PM (HOOye)
I would disagree. It's the left that always appears to be bitter, full of angst and humorless.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 20, 2012 06:29 PM (vbh31)
What, you don't find Bill Maher amusing?
Posted by: ErikW at June 20, 2012 02:32 PM (mEBIT)
said the jackass who was booted for droppin' klan bombs on a thread..
Doggone, I need to type faster.
Posted by: nickless at June 20, 2012 02:32 PM (MMC8r)
But, until that 10K mutt showed, they're lunch.
Posted by: FLOAT US at June 20, 2012 02:33 PM (4Bh6U)
Posted by: Scobface at June 20, 2012 02:33 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: notropis at June 20, 2012 02:33 PM (cjcCc)
Posted by: tasker at June 20, 2012 02:33 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: bho at June 20, 2012 02:34 PM (sYnN5)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 20, 2012 02:35 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Eric "The Red" Holder Jr at June 20, 2012 02:35 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Barry Obama, Earle of Cornhole at June 20, 2012 02:36 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2012 02:37 PM (X/FFh)
Posted by: Comrade Zero at June 20, 2012 02:37 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 20, 2012 02:38 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: runningrn at June 20, 2012 02:38 PM (WGmy2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2012 02:38 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: bho at June 20, 2012 02:39 PM (sYnN5)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 20, 2012 02:39 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 20, 2012 02:39 PM (jucos)
Posted by: BHO at June 20, 2012 02:40 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Justamom at June 20, 2012 02:41 PM (F+wdI)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2012 02:41 PM (2pG7H)
I never expected them to get this far. I'm still skeptical about the House getting a vote or not.
I hope I'm wrong. I hope John Boehner sacks up and whips out a 1/2" wood lag bolt and asks Holder to bend over while he sees how well it fits.
But I'm not holding my breath until then.
I've seen too many of these dog and pony shows over half a century and very few actually amount to anything.
In fact you all know them also;
1. Nixon
2. Clinton
Try and tell me that they're the only ones that deserved to be indicted and convicted of their crimes and even they never served a day.
I can't remember did Meese go to jail? I'm remembering one other AG got tried since the 1950's but I'm not sure. Anybody know, shout it out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 20, 2012 02:41 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Barakhenaten I at June 20, 2012 02:41 PM (8qrXS)
That nose wen doesn't look too sporty in extreme close-up.
Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2012 02:41 PM (jm/9g)
Posted by: Zombie Shane at June 20, 2012 06:23 PM
That's what I said!
Then I said "well FUCK YOU" .. ha hah hah ha ha ha ha ha
Posted by: Gonzolo Cordova, The Funniest Man in The World at June 20, 2012 02:41 PM (Y+DPZ)
The best (worst) part?
If Obama loses in 2012, then I'd bet he runs again in 2016.
Arrogance, baby.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 20, 2012 06:23 PM (kqGWM)
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That would be like Carter running again in '84. Not. Gonna. Happen.
That wasn't Briah Dennehy playing me the second time around, bitchez!
Posted by: Zombie of Grover Cleveland at June 20, 2012 02:41 PM (WGmy2)
Posted by: The littl shyning man at June 20, 2012 02:42 PM (PH+2B)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 20, 2012 02:42 PM (r2PLg)
"A Yemeni man working for the International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC) was killed by an air strike in Abyan province on Wednesday while carrying out humanitarian work, the agency said."
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 20, 2012 02:42 PM (famk3)
Posted by: Preznit Choom Boy at June 20, 2012 02:42 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: bho at June 20, 2012 02:43 PM (sYnN5)
Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Winner Yassir Arafat at June 20, 2012 02:43 PM (jucos)
I prefer to destroy equities.
Stay bankrupt my friends
Posted by: roman maroni at June 20, 2012 02:43 PM (KCCgc)
Posted by: Zombie Shane at June 20, 2012 06:23 PM
Oh yeh? I'll put Hadji the Muslim Comic against Comedy Legend Gonzolo Cordova any day!
Posted by: kbdabear at June 20, 2012 02:43 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Barry Obama, Earle of Cornhole at June 20, 2012 02:43 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2012 02:44 PM (2pG7H)
His lawyer said "could be worse" and then opined that they could be forging or destroying documents and that's why they are buying time. They both are calling it a cover up.
Posted by: the morning coffee crew at June 20, 2012 02:44 PM (oZfic)
Posted by: Greg at June 20, 2012 02:44 PM (j+Xk7)
Posted by: Preznit Choom Boy at June 20, 2012 02:44 PM (UOM48)
Obama won't be running for pres again... he'll be running for that one world new order thingee
Yeah, the presidency just isn't big enough for him, and we stupid, ill-informed, lumpy proles don't deserve him. He is too beautiful for us.
Posted by: runningrn at June 20, 2012 02:44 PM (WGmy2)
Posted by: maddogg at June 20, 2012 02:44 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: nickless at June 20, 2012 02:44 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 20, 2012 02:44 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: bho at June 20, 2012 02:45 PM (sYnN5)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 20, 2012 02:45 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: ziptie at June 20, 2012 02:45 PM (mObhN)
Posted by: Preznit Choom Boy at June 20, 2012 02:46 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Democrat in the World at June 20, 2012 02:46 PM (7+pP9)
Oi! Nan itteh~?
Posted by: Emperor Akihito[/i] [/b] at June 20, 2012 02:46 PM (famk3)
Posted by: maddogg at June 20, 2012 02:46 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Greg at June 20, 2012 06:44 PM (j+Xk7)
I don't normally pay for sex but when I do it's for sex with Greg.
Posted by: Barakhenaten I at June 20, 2012 02:46 PM (8qrXS)
A: a Jerk-Off
Thanks folks, hope to see you next week!
Posted by: Open Mike Wednesdays at June 20, 2012 02:47 PM (Y+DPZ)
"Pelosi... "I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day."
Commenter: "We'll have to arrest Rove to find out what he's guilty of."
Posted by: Beto at June 20, 2012 02:47 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 20, 2012 02:47 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Bo at June 20, 2012 02:47 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: I, Baraka at June 20, 2012 02:48 PM (4Bh6U)
Posted by: jakeman at June 20, 2012 02:48 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: O'BlameBush at June 20, 2012 02:48 PM (J74Py)
Posted by: maddogg at June 20, 2012 06:44 PM (OlN4e)
***
Word has it Ms. Jarrett has already decided they get the state of Hawaii in exchange for leaving 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
(Sorry Aloha State, you had a good run for a while there.)
Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2012 02:48 PM (jm/9g)
Obama 49
Romney 43
This is a poll of likely voters. WI is not in play. Posted by: Greg at June 20, 2012 06:44 PM
Didn't you copy and paste that same poll last week?
Show us where "they nailed the Walker recall"
Posted by: Greg's Summer Reruns at June 20, 2012 02:49 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 20, 2012 02:49 PM (jucos)
Sheeeit...actually, I always do.
Posted by: Peredinty Kangaroo Pockets at June 20, 2012 02:50 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: the morning coffee crew at June 20, 2012 02:51 PM (oZfic)
Posted by: Greg at June 20, 2012 02:51 PM (I/Xad)
"Pelosi... "I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day."
Commenter: "We'll have to arrest Rove to find out what he's guilty of."
Posted by: Beto at June 20, 2012 06:47 PM
Oh for crissakes Nanny Botox, you are getting senile. Name someone on the Right who would give a shit if you did lock up Rove
Posted by: kbdabear at June 20, 2012 02:51 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: House in order at June 20, 2012 02:51 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: Barak Hussein Choombama at June 20, 2012 02:52 PM (WGmy2)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 20, 2012 02:52 PM (E1JyF)
Posted by: House in order at June 20, 2012 02:52 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: Greg at June 20, 2012 02:53 PM (I/Xad)
Grover's little dalliance wasn't anything to be ashamed of
(in nic)
http://mediaconv2012.files.w ordpress.com/2012/05/m aria-halpin.jpg
Ma, Ma, where's my Pa?!?!
Posted by: imp at June 20, 2012 02:53 PM (UaxA0)
My Magic 8 Ball says for Obama's re-election,
"Signs Point to Yes"
The Magic 8 Ball called the 2008 election, so suck it wingnuts, you're dreamimg!
Posted by: Greg the Poll Fapping Troll at June 20, 2012 02:54 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Barak Hussein Choombama at June 20, 2012 02:54 PM (WGmy2)
Don't bother them with the complexities of sampling error and cross-tabs.
It doesn't suit the narrative.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 20, 2012 02:55 PM (aFMVl)
Posted by: Craig Poe at June 20, 2012 06:47 PM (BVkEs)
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No shit! Who is this woman-of-my-dreams.
Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2012 02:55 PM (X/FFh)
Posted by: House in order at June 20, 2012 02:56 PM (HOOye)
Katie Pavlich
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 20, 2012 02:56 PM (aFMVl)
Posted by: SNL writers and other comedians at June 20, 2012 02:56 PM (HR5x9)
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 20, 2012 02:58 PM (xm1A1)
"I make the call on every drone attack."
Barack MaoBama
Ignoble Peace Prize Winner
Posted by: Beto at June 20, 2012 02:58 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 20, 2012 06:56 PM (aFMVl)
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Is she a lefty or a righty. Ah, shit. Who cares. I wonder if she likes older guys.
Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2012 02:59 PM (X/FFh)
They are just obnoxious and they give you that bizarre wry smile and tell you to be ready for four more years. I nearly lost my lunch today I got so upset. The reaction to this whole affair is wholly not normal.
Posted by: the morning coffee crew at June 20, 2012 02:59 PM (oZfic)
She's one of us. She wrote the definitive book, to this point, on Fast and Furious. She also works at Town Hall.com
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 20, 2012 03:00 PM (aFMVl)
Posted by: the morning coffee crew at June 20, 2012 06:59 PM (oZfic)
Your schtick is tired and lame. You pulled out this same crap in 2010. No one believes your lying ass.
Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2012 03:01 PM (GULKT)
Katie Pavlich
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 20, 2012 06:56 PM (aFMVl)
Heh, I just did a quick Bing seach and found an image of the lovely girl with AB at a conference.
He looks happier to be in the pic with her than she does of him. 
Posted by: ErikW at June 20, 2012 03:01 PM (mEBIT)
Yes, she is a 'righty"
Posted by: Vic at June 20, 2012 03:02 PM (YdQQY)
Better double check with Hillary to make sure she didn't come up with this idea. Almost all my troubles stemmed from her...
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at June 20, 2012 03:03 PM (Bxm/r)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez at June 20, 2012 03:03 PM (8beAV)
Posted by: Gerg's Throat Gargle at June 20, 2012 03:05 PM (7+pP9)
Exactly. Use the Real Clear Politics poll averages and you're never far off.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 20, 2012 03:06 PM (aFMVl)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 20, 2012 03:06 PM (lZBBB)
Narcissistic Personality Disorder Traits
• Avoidance:Refusing to recognise or acknowledge the incident as real or important to you
• Excuses: Making up stories or reasons for the behaviour that are not genuine or valid excuses
• Accusations:Blaming someone else for the wrongdoing
• False Apology: Saying a ‘sorry’ that is not a genuine apology, and expecting you to accept it
• Confusion: Creating antics over trivial points in the conversation to shift and confuse the focus
• Projection: Stating ‘what you did wrong’ regarding the particular topic by using ammunition from the past that has nothing to do with the present incident
• Using Allies:Quoting people real or imagined to back their ‘story’ of excuses, or to discredit you
• Shutting down: Unwilling to have the conversation or abandoning the sceneto avoid scrutiny
• Shifting Focus:Responding with displeasure to your body language or the tone of your voice to steer the conversation away from the wrongdoing
• Persecution :Stating how bad your accusations are, and what a terrible person you are to accuse
• Denial:Stating that it was incidents in your past, and your fears and insecurities which causes you to make these accusations
• Discrediting: Stating that you are such a negative person and always look for the ‘conspiracy theory’ in your conversations
• Threatening: Citing abandonment or punishment if you continue with the accusation
• Entitlement: Demanding that you recognise the positive things they have done for you, andthat its unfair for you to focus on the negatives
• Lying: Stating they did grant explanation, reassurance, or did do the credible thing when these actions were not forthcoming
• Condemnation: Continuing the story of “I did do the right thing” and then being incensed at you for calling them a liar
• Justification: Stating ‘I did it’ because of your behaviour and because you make me do these things
• Triggering: Using a maiming comment related or unrelated to incite you to anger and shift blame
• Competition: Stating all the things that they are not happy about with you, as a ‘tit for tat’ retaliation, rather than addressing the issue at hand
The narcissistic personality disorder trait no accountability is incredibly disturbing. When confronted with some or many of these tactics you will feel incredibly invalidated, confused, foggy and unsafe. When dealing with this narcissistic personality disorder trait you will feel that the harder you try to get this person to take responsibility and accountability, the more toxic the conversation becomes. This person will use any tools in their arsenal such gaslighting and projecting to make sure they do not have to admit fault.
Posted by: liberalism is a mental disease at June 20, 2012 03:07 PM (zsgo8)
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at June 20, 2012 07:03 PM (Bxm/r)
Wow... had not even considered the Kagan angle... kinda makes ya go... 'hmmmmmm'....
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 20, 2012 03:08 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: bho at June 20, 2012 03:13 PM (sYnN5)
"I always thought that was an oddly appropriate choice of a mascot."
Thomas Nast, the 19th century cartoonist, picked the donkey for the Democratic Party, after AEsop's fable of the donkey that kept trying to hurl itself off a cliff. So, yes, quite appropriate.
Nast also picked the elephant for the Republicans, to represent their huge majority in the popular vote of his day. Let's hope that that too becomes appropriate in the next election.
Posted by: Brown Line at June 20, 2012 03:30 PM (VpaSF)
Posted by: Steevy at June 20, 2012 03:47 PM (Ts9tU)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 20, 2012 03:50 PM (OjQYm)
Posted by: Redd at June 20, 2012 03:57 PM (z+WnZ)
However, the best humor is always derived from life's truths.
I only wish our Republic's life wasn't on the line.
Posted by: ontherocks at June 20, 2012 04:51 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Taxpayer1234 at June 20, 2012 04:53 PM (NpmCe)
Posted by: skinnydipinacid at June 20, 2012 05:50 PM (F7XAG)
Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 20, 2012 06:06 PM (Mrdk1)
"I always thought that was an oddly appropriate choice of a mascot."
Thomas Nast, the 19th century cartoonist, picked the donkey for the Democratic Party, after AEsop's fable of the donkey that kept trying to hurl itself off a cliff. So, yes, quite appropriate.
Nast also picked the elephant for the Republicans, to represent their huge majority in the popular vote of his day. Let's hope that that too becomes appropriate in the next election.
Posted by: Brown Line at June 20, 2012 07:30 PM (VpaSF)"
"And, Dr. Seuss, in his classic children’s book, “Horton Hears a Who“, says:
“I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, an elephant’s faithful, one hundred percent.”
http://tinyurl.com/7av4sxu
When I googled the line it came up associated with the blog at the link. It was such a fascinating read I figured I'd share it with you all.
Posted by: the morning coffee crew at June 20, 2012 06:58 PM (oZfic)
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