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June 01, 2012

Obama Unveils Secret New Plan to Turn The Country's Fortunes Around
— andy

Oh, wait, did I say the country's fortunes? Sorry, I meant his electoral hopes. Priorities, you know:

President Obama will jump-start what looks to be a major June fundraising push with six money events today in Minneapolis and Chicago Â– the most fundraisers heÂ’s held in a single day since launching his bid for a second term.

Six fundraisers? How on earth will he find time to slip in a round of golf?

Image by Slublog. (There are more good ones at the link. He was on a roll last night)

Posted by: andy at 07:54 AM | Comments (130)
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1 From the now dead thread:
From WZ:

Steny Hoyer: "Bill Clinton was correct" when he defended Romney's work at Bain from Obama's attacks

Et tu, Steny? This is turning into a rout.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2012 07:55 AM (YXmuI)

2 lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at June 01, 2012 07:55 AM (4/NTV)

3 Obama doesn't even know-how to roll up his sleeves.

Posted by: Journolist at June 01, 2012 07:56 AM (e2O5W)

4 Where is "we are still blaming Bush.?"

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2012 07:56 AM (z63Tr)

5 I know I'm stating the obvious here, but Obama really looks like shit. I don't know why he wants to put himself through another 4 years. He'll look like an Indonesian Helen Thomas after a 2nd term.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 01, 2012 07:57 AM (UK9cE)

6 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 07:58 AM (8y9MW)

7 Hmm. One every 4 hours. He rolls up in a limo, jumps out, walks into the room, says "Hey rich, guilty crackers! Give to my campaign or the IRS starts giving you the TSA tickle!" Back into the limo, drive to the next fundraiser. I can see that.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at June 01, 2012 07:59 AM (RD7QR)

8 >> Steny Hoyer: "Bill Clinton was correct" when he defended Romney's work at Bain from Obama's attacks

Video's in the sidebar.

Posted by: Andy at June 01, 2012 08:00 AM (5Rurq)

9 Hey wait a minute... You can't paste previous comments from a prior thread into a new thread without properly completing a form 5500 notarized by an attractive person named Lona. These are house rules.

Posted by: Journolist at June 01, 2012 08:00 AM (e2O5W)

10 I actually wonder how many empty seats there will be at these fundraisers today. After today's job numbers came out, would you feel comfortable donating?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 08:00 AM (8y9MW)

11 Reveal national security secrets to salvage the dirty Joo vote.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2012 08:01 AM (MCDCp)

12 I find it hard to fucking masterbate 6 times in one day and the leader of the free world can hold six fundraisers?

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 01, 2012 08:01 AM (jKKuO)

13 Where is "we are still blaming Bush.?"

Got ya covered: http://tinyurl.com/bw7qyfz

Posted by: Slublog at June 01, 2012 08:01 AM (0nqdj)

14 Who the f*ck pays for these fundraising trips?

Oh right.. us.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 01, 2012 08:01 AM (f9c2L)

15 Any word yet about the SCOTUS decision? Scuttlebutt last night was within 48 hours.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2012 08:01 AM (MCDCp)

16 13 I find it hard to fucking masterbate 6 times in one day and the leader of the free world can hold six fundraisers? Posted by: Mr Pink at June 01, 2012 12:01 PM (jKKuO) Keep fapping a few more times and you'll be Mr. Red.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2012 08:02 AM (MCDCp)

17 Slu -- purchase the Gotham font family, and then these PShops will be spot-on!!!

Posted by: micmcn at June 01, 2012 08:02 AM (/3KtX)

18 Dow Jones tanking. - 210.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2012 08:03 AM (MCDCp)

19 >>>Obama doesn't even know-how to roll up his sleeves.

Right?
Dude below the elbow means "Whaaa I'm hot"
Above the elbow means "I'm here to do some F*king work"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at June 01, 2012 08:03 AM (0q2P7)

20 Scuttlebutt last night was within 48 hours.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2012 12:01 PM (MCDCp)

Please, Lord, let this abomination of a law be put to death.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 01, 2012 08:03 AM (UK9cE)

21 I was thinking of opening a new restaurant in DC named the CHOOM bucket. We will serve only the finest Maui Wowie.

Posted by: Plankton at June 01, 2012 08:03 AM (JzHho)

22 F*ck Firefox. Since I upgraded I can no longer copy and paste pics.

My husband is no help whatsoever.

Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2012 08:04 AM (UOM48)

MOOOWAHAHAH-WAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 01, 2012 08:04 AM (eavT+)

24 Mr Pink at June 01, 2012 12:01 PM (jKKuO) Dude, I almost choked on my pizza, lmfao.

Posted by: Elizabethe from elsewhere at June 01, 2012 08:04 AM (bXayR)

If you're selling Girl Scout cookies, and you sit in front of one store one day, filling up your order sheet, it's a good day. If you have to go to six different stores, you're doing something wrong. The cookies should be able to sell themselves.

Needless to say, nobody should have to go door to door, like Brownie Obumbles did a few weeks ago.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2012 08:04 AM (TOk1P)

26 This is from HuffPo, but a good piece on polls, http://tinyurl.com/7tpt4uz with a link to: http://tinyurl.com/84x5mx7 20 Questions Journalists should ask about a poll.

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2012 08:04 AM (WkuV6)

27 President Bake Sale. Maybe he should sell Girl Scout cookies, too.

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2012 08:05 AM (FcR7P)

28 16 Any word yet about the SCOTUS decision?

Scuttlebutt last night was within 48 hours.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2012 12:01 PM (MCDCp)

Decision on what? I thought the call on BambiCare wasn't until the end of the month.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at June 01, 2012 08:05 AM (RD7QR)

29 Dow Jones tanking. - 210. And gold is up $70/oz since 8 am.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2012 08:05 AM (7vSU0)

30 >>>Dammit.

I've upgraded and my image copy/paste seems to be working.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at June 01, 2012 08:06 AM (0q2P7)

31 If I had to work this hard to convince my boss(es) that I should not be fired:
(a) I wouldn't. If I'm so bad that I have to fight to keep my job against them hiring a newbie, pride alone would have me walking away from it.
(b) They wouldn't let me. They don't have time for those kind of antics.

Posted by: Lessons from the Ceramic Throne at June 01, 2012 08:06 AM (rz0yi)

32 Is Obama still doing that gazing into the far upper horizon thing? I find that so comical.

Posted by: Dagny at June 01, 2012 08:06 AM (9ybEY)

33 If this shitstains healthcare crap is ruled unconstitutional wtf is he going to run on? Hey look at me I increased the national debt by 6 trillion! Vote for me because my opponent hates dogs and is a scary Mormon! Wtf is he even running for? Wtf is this moron planning to do with 4 more years except golf? obviously he thinks his job is to fundraise so what's he going to do when he doesn't fucking have to?

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 01, 2012 08:06 AM (jKKuO)

34 Obama's starter solenoid is shot. This ride ain't going anywhere even if you try to jump it with the freaking Hoover dam.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 01, 2012 08:06 AM (anf/O)

35 ...WAHAHA...The 1 Biiilllion dollar campaign!!11!!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 01, 2012 08:07 AM (eavT+)

36 29 President Bake Sale. Maybe he should sell Girl Scout cookies, too. Ah, explains why the dept of Ed wanted to outlaw them, less competition for the SCOAMF

Posted by: Elizabethe from elsewhere at June 01, 2012 08:07 AM (bXayR)

37 Can't I just finish my beagle?

Posted by: Preznit Bow Wow Chow at June 01, 2012 08:07 AM (27KAF)

38 Six fundraisers? How on earth will he find time to slip in a round of golf?

*****

I fully expect two things to happen before he is done:

1. Donate $3 to enter a drawing to play a round of golf with the POTUS.

2. A celebrity/POTUS/big donor golf tournament.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:08 AM (piMMO)

39 JJ - Facebook is down 5 percent so far at 27.62. Their price graph looks like a double diamond ski run with a 90 slope.

Posted by: Journolist at June 01, 2012 08:08 AM (e2O5W)

40
Just heard this joke.

What does Obama have in common with Apple?
No Jobs.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 01, 2012 08:08 AM (WmCLt)

41 The Girl Scouts don't like it when I bring up their relationship with Planned Parenthood. I try to look really sympathetic though, like, so sorry you're mixing your daughter up with baby killers but at least I have some integrity.

Posted by: Dagny at June 01, 2012 08:08 AM (9ybEY)

42 34 Is Obama still doing that gazing into the far upper horizon thing? I find that so comical. I find it quite endearing.

Posted by: Benito Mussolini at June 01, 2012 08:08 AM (IoNBC)

43 Six fundraisers? And each fundraiser thinks they're the only one that day. That'll go over well.

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2012 08:08 AM (FcR7P)

44 If this shitstains healthcare crap is ruled unconstitutional wtf is he going to run on? Hey look at me I increased the national debt by 6 trillion! Vote for me because my opponent hates dogs and is a scary Mormon!

*****

Bin Laden.

Duh!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:09 AM (piMMO)

45 I can jump start President Obama.

OK, I'll buy that. Everyone knows you can suck start Shelby Cobra.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 01, 2012 08:09 AM (anf/O)

46 Decision on what? I thought the call on BambiCare wasn't until the end of the month. Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at June 01, 2012 12:05 PM (RD7QR) Ace posted a thread at 2:30 AM intimating that SCOAMF must have heard something from Kagan. He mentioned at a fundraiser that he will have to address healthcare again in his second term. A blogger then mentioned that he had some sort of unimpeachable source that claimed the decision would come down very soon, not at the end of the month. Who knows?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2012 08:09 AM (MCDCp)

47 Oil is down a whoppin 3.5%!

Posted by: soothsayer, for your own good at June 01, 2012 08:09 AM (j7IJ7)

48 Blaster - wow on the gold. Plunge protection team is gonna have a conference call about now.

Posted by: Journolist at June 01, 2012 08:10 AM (e2O5W)

49 I can smell the desperation of the Obama campaign through my computer screen.

It smells like....VICTORY!

Posted by: mpfs at June 01, 2012 08:10 AM (iYbLN)

50 Above the elbow means "I'm here to do some F*king work" Below the elbow means "My arms are too small"

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2012 08:10 AM (FcR7P)

51 Dow Jones tanking. - 210.

****

Like a Mexican cliff diver.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 01, 2012 08:10 AM (Hx5uv)

52 So He's going to be in Minnesota and Chicago. Any chance he'll stop off in Wisconsin to help out a fellow democrat, Barrett? Not planning on it? Would the analogy of a selfish lover be appropriate here? Hey, Barrett, If the SCOAMF says that he is just putting the tip in, don't believe it. He's out for himself.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2012 08:10 AM (QTi/j)

47 -

Duh!

Global Warming??

Posted by: Candidate Killface at June 01, 2012 08:11 AM (TOk1P)

After yesterday's fiasco I'm already drunk! Barry doesn't look like any of the Presidents on money but he's got six fundraisers today! You can't handle the trooooth! *Hic*

Posted by: David Comb-Over Axelrod at June 01, 2012 08:11 AM (c3mby)

55 Ahh yes, the muscles on his scrawny arms are like little rubber bands. (From the poetry challenge).

Posted by: Dagny at June 01, 2012 08:12 AM (9ybEY)

56 Ok so I guess maybe you can classify fundraising as "working". So who wants to bet he spends more time "working" today than he has in the past three years on a fucking budget?

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 01, 2012 08:12 AM (CgiS+)

57 There is only one job Obama is worried about. His.

Posted by: Marie at June 01, 2012 08:12 AM (P9OJs)

58 F*ck Firefox. Since I upgraded I can no longer copy and paste pics.

My husband is no help whatsoever.

Dammit.

****

Did you see my comment at the last thread?

Go to 'Tools' and 'Options' and check to see if the javascript box is checked. It must be checked to view photos and videos.

If it is, then I would suggest backing out the new version or restoring your system to a prior date and go back to the old FF. Others here have done the same.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:12 AM (piMMO)

59 I love the expression on his face. "Where is the next page, Teleprompter- I'm waiting!"

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2012 08:12 AM (FcR7P)

60 ot

Family of man who died during threesome win $3m as doctors did not warn him about physical activity The estate of a man who died from a heart attack during a threesome has been awarded $3 million (Â£2 million) after they argued a cardiologist had failed to warn him to stay away from physical activity.

William Martinez, 31, a married father of two from Georgia, engaged in the threesome with a friend and another woman who was not his wife, according to reports, when he died in March 2009

The telegraph

Posted by: momma at June 01, 2012 08:13 AM (oKsWl)

61 54 Dow Jones tanking. - 210. **** Like a Mexican cliff diver. Posted by: WalrusRex at June 01, 2012 12:10 PM (Hx5uv) Like a Supreme Court justice muff diver...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2012 08:13 AM (MCDCp)

62 Blaster - wow on the gold. Well the chart says up 50.85 on the day, but there was a dip just before 8.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2012 08:14 AM (7vSU0)

63 A blogger then mentioned that he had some sort of unimpeachable source that claimed the decision would come down very soon, not at the end of the month. Who knows?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2012 12:09 PM (MCDCp)

Hmm. That would be temporarily puddingtastic, to be sure, but then Barky could run on "The eeeeeevil right-wing Supreme Court struck down your health care! Vote for me and I will smite them and give you free health care and watery beer!" But I might just be in a cynical mood.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at June 01, 2012 08:14 AM (RD7QR)

64
I fully expect two things to happen before he is done:

1. Donate $3 to enter a drawing to play a round of golf with the POTUS.

2. A celebrity/POTUS/big donor golf tournament.

***

How about a lottery, Win A Date With Michelle?

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 01, 2012 08:14 AM (Hx5uv)

65 but then Barky could run on "The eeeeeevil right-wing Supreme Court struck down your health care! Vote for me and I will smite them and give you free health care and watery beer!"

A solid majority of the nation still thinks it's unconstitutional, last I heard. That would not be a winner for him.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 08:15 AM (8y9MW)

66 He managed to do 3 fundraisers here in May in one day. After having done a couple morning ones in LA I think. Or maybe it was 2 here. I don't know, every couple months he comes back and stupid rich people host get togethers in their waterfront mansions for him so they can feel good about themselves. And then he throws a bone to people who don't get invited to stupid rich people's mansions by hosting an "open" fundraiser with tickets at $1000 a plate. Every so often he tries to be a "man of the people" by hanging out in some hip coffee shop which promptly creates an "Obama" drink in his honor.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 01, 2012 08:15 AM (RZ8pf)

67 Got ya covered: http://tinyurl.com/bw7qyfz

Posted by: Slublog at June 01, 2012 12:01 PM (0nqdj)

-------------

Great work, Slublog!

"We have moved THIS COUNTRY BACKWARDS" <---- It's a shame we can't attach a ::beep:: ... ::beep:: ... ::beep:: sound effect to this one.

You know...like the beeping that heavy machinery does.

Posted by: wheatie at June 01, 2012 08:15 AM (YzQ1g)

68 And, about that whole Forward slogan, Velociman has the perfect bumper sticker for that:

http://bit.ly/N3Poew

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:16 AM (piMMO)

69 "Needless to say, nobody should have to go door to door, like Brownie Obumbles did a few weeks ago." Maybe he was trying to connect with the commoners. Judging from Steve Guttenberg's mutterings a couple of days ago, at least some libs aren't buying it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2012 08:16 AM (QTi/j)

Whatever happened to the JournoList Press Coordination Bureau?

They seem to have missed a meeting or three...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at June 01, 2012 08:18 AM (48Yam)

71 How about a lottery, Win A Date With Michelle?

****

YEAH!

That'll bring in the big bucks!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:18 AM (piMMO)

72 Judging from Steve Guttenberg's mutterings a couple of days ago, at least some libs aren't buying it.

****

I loved him in Three Men and a Baby!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:19 AM (piMMO)

73 Every so often he tries to be a "man of the people" by hanging out in some hip coffee shop which promptly creates an "Obama" drink in his honor.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 01, 2012 12:15 PM (RZ8pf)

Heh. What would you put in an Obama? I say one part bitters, one part Zima, a splash of lemon, and copious amounts of some fru-fru liqueur, perhaps.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at June 01, 2012 08:19 AM (RD7QR)

74 Rush: "this is as good as it gets with Obama"

Posted by: Journolist at June 01, 2012 08:19 AM (e2O5W)

75 I wonder if there will be any drinks over 16 ounces at any of these fundraisers.

I just can't express how much I hate Mayor Bloomberg. And I don't live anywhere near NY.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 01, 2012 08:19 AM (UK9cE)

76 Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 01, 2012 12:15 PM (hXJOG) He must have heard something from Kagan before last night's Blackstone fundraiser. The vote must have happened and the decisions are being written. Now SCOAMF and co. have been confident publicly it will be upheld, so this is kind of telling that in private he says he needs 4 more years to "fix healthcare." That quote has been confirmed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2012 08:19 AM (MCDCp)

77 How about a lottery, Win A Date With Michelle?

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 01, 2012 12:14 PM (Hx5uv)

And second prize is two dates with Michelle

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 01, 2012 08:19 AM (mFxQX)

78 I've upgraded and my image copy/paste seems to be working.

Just copy/pasted; no problem. Running Vista too, which can be fraught with peril.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 01, 2012 08:20 AM (VMcoS)

79 FOREWARD!

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2012 08:20 AM (MMC8r)

80 "I actually wonder how many empty seats there will be at these fundraisers today. After today's job numbers came out, would you feel comfortable donating?"

On the outside chance that he declares Martial Law before the election...they might want to stay on his "good side".

While the rest of us will be in the camps!

Posted by: Paladin at June 01, 2012 08:21 AM (YNPwP)

81 "34 Is Obama still doing that gazing into the far upper horizon thing? I find that so comical. Posted by: Dagny" But, but, he's a deep thinker. Okay, maybe he's just reminiscing about smoking dope, but it looks intelligent to half-wits.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2012 08:21 AM (QTi/j)

82 "Obama sucks the Big Won"

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2012 08:21 AM (lUgiD)

83 Every so often he tries to be a "man of the people"
by hanging out in some hip coffee shop which promptly creates an "Obama"
drink in his honor.

****

Yeah, like him running out to pick up lunch for the meeting last week.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:21 AM (piMMO)

84 But, but, he's a deep thinker. Okay, maybe he's just reminiscing about smoking dope, but it looks intelligent to half-wits.

*****

It looks, dare I say it, PRESIDENTIAL!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:22 AM (piMMO)

85 Running Vista too, which can be fraught with peril.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 01, 2012 12:20 PM (VMcoS)

You poor bastard.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 01, 2012 08:22 AM (UK9cE)

86 Heh. What would you put in an Obama?

Anything you want as long as it gets stirred with your dick.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 01, 2012 08:22 AM (anf/O)

87 look at me, I can't do much more about screwing the economy up , at this point in my presidency , and admit it i am at my best when campaigning.

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 08:22 AM (TomZ9)

88 does this designer obama wear make me look stupid?

Posted by: libtard at June 01, 2012 08:22 AM (4/NTV)

89 Did he leave AF1 parked in the garage? No? How much is this costing me?

Posted by: dogfish at June 01, 2012 08:23 AM (N2yhW)

90 I was under the impression that SCOTUS usually released their decisions on Monday or Tuesday for some reason, unless it was an emergency thing like Bush vs Gore.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 01, 2012 08:23 AM (YmPwQ)

91 Add some chocolate and put it in a red cup with a rainbow straw for sucking

Posted by: Dagny at June 01, 2012 08:23 AM (9ybEY)

92 Just copy/pasted; no problem. Running Vista too, which can be fraught with peril.

*****

It hasn't affected everyone, but more and more people are starting to have problems.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:23 AM (piMMO)

93 I can jump start President Obama.

Posted by: Solenoid O'Brien at June 01, 2012 12:08 PM (hvwLi)

Piker

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 01, 2012 08:24 AM (FIDMq)

94 "Heh. What would you put in an Obama? I say one part bitters, one part Zima, a splash of lemon, and copious amounts of some fru-fru liqueur, perhaps."

Bitter herbs.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2012 08:24 AM (HjPtV)

95 While the rest of us will be in the camps!

Posted by: Paladin at June 01, 2012 12:21 PM (YNPwP)

I keep hearing this line of thinking and I wonder who these people are that would just meekly go as instructed, cause I can fucking guarantee that will not be the case in Texas.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 01, 2012 08:24 AM (mFxQX)

96 Yeah, like him running out to pick up lunch for the meeting last week.

WE didn't see any of that sub sandwich: President 'Wow, Am I BAKED' scarfed the whole thing down in the back of the limo on the way back to the White House. Mumbled something about 'epic munchies, dude!'. I'm sticking to dry martinis and Chesterfields, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: John Boehner, Old-School And Proud Of It! at June 01, 2012 08:25 AM (VMcoS)

97 Most of us knew the "#Occupy movement" was much akin to a "bowel movement"
HuffPost seizes on reality, at least for a moment

For those who are objective and unemotional it was easy to see this coming. The Occupy Â“movementÂ” (and I use that term generously) has spiraled into irrelevance and relative obscurity. And itÂ’s a shame, as much of its message had broad resonance which couldÂ’ve been harnessed into significant power and influence in Washington. Instead, it became a whole lotta nuthinÂ’ over nuthin.Â’
So what went wrong?:
1. The "Occupy" Factor:
2. No Leadership:
3. The Wrong Message:
4. No Agenda:

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 01, 2012 08:25 AM (e8kgV)

98 Scuttlebutt last night was within 48 hours.

-----------------

Whoa, Nelly....I thought it wasn't going to come down until the end of this month.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2012 08:25 AM (vOMX+)

99 Just a beautiful thing to see:

Morning Joe: Obama Campaign Had A Bad Day From Deval Patrick To Bill Clinton
http://tinyurl.com/72mcdk2

Posted by: momma at June 01, 2012 08:26 AM (oKsWl)

100 How about a lottery, Win A Date With Michelle?

A Strip Tease With Michelle would raise more money.

Unlike most strip tease acts though, she'd start out scantily clad and donors have to throw money on stage before she'll put more clothes on.

She'd be knee-deep in cash by the time she got to the burka.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 01, 2012 08:26 AM (SY2Kh)

101 Andrews tower, this is Air Force 1. The traveler is on-board. Air Force 1 is changing call sign to Stoner-1.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 01, 2012 08:27 AM (anf/O)

102 Still think they missed hitting the reality bullseye... "...as much of its message had broad resonance..."

I'm not even sure what that message was.

Posted by: dogfish at June 01, 2012 08:27 AM (N2yhW)

103 And itÂ’s a shame, as much of its message had broad resonance which couldÂ’ve been harnessed into significant power and influence in Washington.

They keep repeating this lie. No, you morons, "much of it's message" did not have "broad resonance." "Give us free stuff!" "You should be on the hook for my debt!" and "Making money is evil!" aren't really a message on which movements are built. At least, not in America.

Heck, even in the USSR, the original party line was "We all work together," not, "Hey, we'll make those rich jerks work for you."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 08:28 AM (8y9MW)

104

Six fucking fundraiser?? Employment is DOWN!! Stock market is DOWN!! Consumer confidence is DOWN!! Housing is DOWN!! Gas/energy prices are UP!! There are people eating each other in the streets and this Jerk-Off needs to get his election on.

DOOM.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 01, 2012 08:28 AM (eavT+)

105

An Obama coffee drink is of course half white chocolate syrup and half chocolate syrup.

Yeah, yeah, I denounce myself.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 01, 2012 08:28 AM (RZ8pf)

106 new thread

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:28 AM (piMMO)

107 Senior Dem Party official: Obama may replace "Forward" slogan.
How about their old one: "Lean forward and grab your ankles, America."

@fredthompson

Posted by: Fred Thompson at June 01, 2012 08:29 AM (e8kgV)

108 An Obama drink must be made with Seagram's Gin, the brother's favorite.

*****

Gin and juice

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:29 AM (piMMO)

109 choom choom choom

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at June 01, 2012 08:29 AM (4/NTV)

110 Posted by: momma at June 01, 2012 12:13 PM (oKsWl)

How does his wife shooting him involve his cardiologist?

Posted by: Alex at June 01, 2012 08:29 AM (tGh6R)

111 Senior Dem Party official: Obama may replace "Forward" slogan.
How about their old one: "Lean forward and grab your ankles, America."

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See comment 72

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:30 AM (piMMO)

112 "I just can't express how much I hate Mayor Bloomberg. And I don't live anywhere near NY. Posted by: Â© Sponge " Don't read the comments on this from any NYC forum. Those imbeciles think this is great. If those people really believe that they aren't capable of picking the sizes of their own drinks, maybe they should just give it up and have themselves put into a home.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2012 08:30 AM (QTi/j)

113 WE didn't see any of that sub sandwich: President 'Wow, Am I BAKED' scarfed the whole thing down in the back of the limo on the way back to the White House. Mumbled something about 'epic munchies, dude!'. I'm sticking to dry martinis and Chesterfields, thankyouverymuch.

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Seriously LOL'd!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:31 AM (piMMO)

114 72 And, about that whole Forward slogan, Velociman has the perfect bumper sticker for that: http://bit.ly/N3Poew Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 12:16 PM (piMMO) OMG!! hahaha

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 01, 2012 08:32 AM (DGIjM)

115 An Obama drink must be made with Seagram's Gin, the brother's favorite.

Grape drank! GRAPE DRANK! GRAPE DRANK! (bangs Glock against helmet, fires round through short-bus roof, giggles hysterically)

Posted by: Corky Kwame X, The Special-Ed Gangbanger at June 01, 2012 08:33 AM (VMcoS)

116 Zoom zoom Zoom. Won't you be my supernova ?

Posted by: Iran Air 655 at June 01, 2012 08:33 AM (e8kgV)

117

6 fundraisers in a day! Trip to fund raisers disguised as "official business' and paid for by taxpayers?

The next thing we know "Count Choom" will be holding a bake sale with marijuana brownies!

The dude knows he deserves to get his ass kicked and he's desperate for money.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 01, 2012 08:34 AM (6USwK)

118 Grape drank! GRAPE DRANK! GRAPE DRANK! (bangs Glock against helmet, fires round through short-bus roof, giggles hysterically)

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EOJ, is that you?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:34 AM (piMMO)

119 Lean forward, I'm not done with you yet.

LMAO

Posted by: Jimbo at June 01, 2012 08:35 AM (O3R/2)

120 "Yeah, like him running out to pick up lunch for the meeting last week. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse" He really did something that blatantly fake? That's almost as bad as when Carter had Chelsea walking around in public with a copy of the book "Roots". How stupid do you have to be to fall for that?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2012 08:35 AM (QTi/j)

121 >>If those people really believe that they aren't capable of picking the sizes of their own drinks, maybe they should just give it up and have themselves put into a home.

It's not their OWN drinks they care about (barista drinks with shots of sugar syrup aren't limited....), it's the drinks of other people, people they deem less than themselves, that they want to be controlled.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 01, 2012 08:35 AM (/kI1Q)

122 We support Presadent Obama and still blame BUSH for all our problems. Presadent Obama is trying so hard, but Bush's screw will take at leat 10 years to fix. We loves you Presadent O bama

Posted by: The Town of Brattleboro, Vermont at June 01, 2012 08:38 AM (48wze)

123 He really did something that blatantly fake? That's almost as bad as when Carter had Chelsea walking around in public with a copy of the book "Roots".
How stupid do you have to be to fall for that?

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Yep! He ran out to pick up subs.

Now, can you imagine the undertaking for that photo op?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 08:50 AM (piMMO)

124 "...who these people are that would just meekly go as instructed, cause I can fucking guarantee that will not be the case in Texas."

I'm counting on Texas putting up a fight. As Davy Crockett said "y'all can go to hell, I'm going to Texas!" Am I going to need a password of something?

Posted by: Paladin at June 01, 2012 08:54 AM (lP8dE)

125 HOF work by slublog. If ridicule is the best medicine to fight off those cocksucking parasites, he's provided a massive pharmacy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 01, 2012 08:55 AM (ROTAA)

126 "Six fundraisers?"

And to think, he's doing it all on TAXPAYER money.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at June 01, 2012 09:06 AM (4s7w4)

127
Six "money events" on the schedule

Six "money shots" in the fevered dreams of the MFM and libtards

Recovery Spooge III: The Drenchening!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 01, 2012 09:13 AM (Wqfrr)

128 How about a lottery, Win A Date With Michelle?
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<cough > <cough> <hack> <HACK> <wheeze>

Excuse me while I cough up a lung. That'd be more pleasant than a date with Moochelle.

I don't drink, but that would be enough to make me start again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 01, 2012 09:26 AM (exvgC)

129 Maybe he's trying to clean out his donors as soon as possible, before they come to the conclusion Zero is going to lose and they are throwing their money done the drain. Maybe this is why they're pressing so hard for donations *now*.

Posted by: Mayday at June 01, 2012 10:08 AM (orrLR)

130 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Steevy at June 01, 2012 11:00 AM (Ts9tU)

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