September 20, 2012
— Ace Now he tells us. After promising to change the world were he given the position of Ultimate Insider, the President.
Now it turns out it's all on us-- the man can only do so much. We have to carry him across the finish line. Us. We are the change we've been waiting for.
And if we screw things up, well, that's on us.
And of course Obama shifts the failure to "The System" or Washington, DC. As a coblog pointed out, this is the left's go-to formulation: Whenever they are defending a failed president, be it Jimmy Carter or Barack Obama, they begin insisting the country is just plain ol' "ungovernable."
We heard the same thing in 2010:
Leave it to Mickey Kaus, a principled liberal who supports health-care reform, to debunk these structural excuses: “Lots of intellectual effort now seems to be going into explaining Obama’s (possible/likely/impending) health care failure as the inevitable product of larger historic and constitutional forces. . . . But in this case there’s a simpler explanation: Barack Obama’s job was to sell a health care reform plan to American voters. He failed.”
You know who says success is impossible? Losers. It's all they have. Then someone demonstrates it is in fact possible, and they quietly slink back into the shadows, where they should have stayed.
More: Jonah Goldberg notices that Obama believed this in 2008, already. His belief was that his position as an outsider, though, would "inspire" people to Be The Change or whatever bullshit.
Well, that didn't work.
So now what? What's Plan B? Oh, right, Plan B is just Plan A again.
Let me clarify this, if I wasn't clear: In 2008 he already said he knew you "can't change Washington from the inside," but somehow his outsideriness would overcome this.
Well, it didn't.
So if he's explaining why it will be better from now on, he needs to offer a new plan.
But instead he's offering the old one -- the one he now concedes failed.
He's just pretending it's new, that it's something that he's learned over four years.
Nope.
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Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at September 20, 2012 12:10 PM (GRvW4)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at September 20, 2012 12:11 PM (xAtAj)
"You can't change Washington from the inside."
Implication: "But give me four more years and I'll change Washington from the inside."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 20, 2012 12:11 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 20, 2012 12:11 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: State Department at September 20, 2012 12:12 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin, Touching Herself at September 20, 2012 12:12 PM (mcWHD)
Posted by: I'm Tired at September 20, 2012 12:12 PM (7QZ6R)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 20, 2012 12:12 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2012 12:13 PM (GFM2b)
perhaps He couldn't because His ideas would cause america to fail exponentially. And there might be some insiders that still care for America
(my hope anyway)
also i keep getting a a notice something script is causing IE to run slowly and might become non respnsive.
which it often does.
takes several minuts to load a new post.
Posted by: willow at September 20, 2012 12:13 PM (TomZ9)
And bad economic news when libtards are in charge is always, forever, infinitely "Unexpectedly!"
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at September 20, 2012 12:13 PM (B93TY)
And it doesn't look like gun sales are slowing down any time soon. In June 2012, the National Instant Criminal Background Check System saw a 25 percent increase over June 2011.
More and more Americans are opting to exercise their Second Amendment rights, driving up domestic firearms sales and interest in shooting sports, which is good news for manufacturers and dealers.
Driving these record numbers are thousands of first-time purchasers.
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at September 20, 2012 12:13 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 12:13 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: tasker at September 20, 2012 12:13 PM (r2PLg)
Oh God if were only so.
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2012 12:13 PM (KXm42)
Only a stupid idiot could believe him.
Posted by: Vic at September 20, 2012 12:13 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 12:14 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: CBS at September 20, 2012 12:14 PM (MkEhA)
Posted by: Vegan in a Prius at September 20, 2012 12:14 PM (3EB+F)
Posted by: Reggie Love at September 20, 2012 12:14 PM (4vR2P)
Posted by: willow at September 20, 2012 12:14 PM (TomZ9)
He's inside now, so if he wants to "fundamentally transform the USA," he'll need to do it from the outside, right?
Posted by: © Sponge at September 20, 2012 12:14 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 12:14 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at September 20, 2012 12:14 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: The Democrats at September 20, 2012 12:14 PM (QKKT0)
Will make a hell of a concession speech...
"I failed because I never had a chance"
Enjoy Hawaii Barry.
Posted by: H Badger at September 20, 2012 12:15 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2012 12:15 PM (3A7PP)
Posted by: TEH WON at September 20, 2012 12:15 PM (CfGGV)
Posted by: angler at September 20, 2012 12:15 PM (SwjAj)
Posted by: alexthechick for Banhammer 2012. Justice. Cruelty. Mostly Cruelty. at September 20, 2012 12:15 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 20, 2012 12:15 PM (QxSug)
Hey Obama ... then maybe you need to quit you useless cock sucking m-ther f-cker!! God what a giant pussy.
Posted by: Honey Badger the Dense Rethuglican Nazi Bastard at September 20, 2012 12:15 PM (GvYeG)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 20, 2012 12:15 PM (YmPwQ)
Then came Reagan, and no one said that again, until now
Posted by: The Q at September 20, 2012 12:15 PM (YpecZ)
Posted by: McAdams at September 20, 2012 12:15 PM (0kf1G)
Posted by: Zachary at September 20, 2012 12:15 PM (bN5ZU)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at September 20, 2012 12:16 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 20, 2012 12:16 PM (8y9MW)
I pledge allegiance to the SCoaMF meme sure loosened him up.
http://tinyurl.com/d5nmdaf
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 12:16 PM (ovpNn)
Mine is more fun, though.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 20, 2012 12:16 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 20, 2012 12:16 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Reggie Love at September 20, 2012 04:14 PM (4vR2P)
The only thing you can do is cause an anal infection due to finishing on the inside. It WOULD be funny seeing him on Air Force One not able to sit down, but other than that, he LIKES you on his "inside."
Posted by: © Sponge at September 20, 2012 12:16 PM (UK9cE)
He's allowed to put out as many conflicting messages as he can come up with at any time to suit whatever momentary purpose needs to be served.
So the answer to your question is squirrel.
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2012 12:17 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at September 20, 2012 04:16 PM (AZGON)
WORD!
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at September 20, 2012 12:17 PM (CfGGV)
Oh God if were only so.>>
Yes that would be nice but Carter set the precedent that that dems don't slink away.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 20, 2012 12:17 PM (tf9Ne)
You know who can change Washington from the inside?
Iran. Go read the Reza Aslan story at Jihad Watch. Spencer buried the lede. Iranian influence goes to Hillary Clinton and the CIA. I mean draw a straight line influnce, a la Alger Hiss.
Posted by: Beagle at September 20, 2012 12:17 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 12:18 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 20, 2012 04:14 PM (tf9Ne)
Maybe not. But I would hazard a guess that THIS does...
http://tinyurl.com/8ud8plg
http://tinyurl.com/c84s4dwPosted by: IdowhatIwant at September 20, 2012 12:18 PM (B93TY)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2012 12:18 PM (XDfSm)
Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at September 20, 2012 12:18 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: soothsayer at September 20, 2012 12:19 PM (jUytm)
Posted by: Dave S. at September 20, 2012 12:19 PM (RYVE/)
...but you sure as hell can steal money from the taxpayers to give to your cronies from Washington!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 20, 2012 12:19 PM (ggRof)
Posted by: Nighthawk at September 20, 2012 12:19 PM (AxE3L)
Posted by: Mikey NTH thinking James Buchanan is much happier now at September 20, 2012 12:19 PM (hLRSq)
45This is the death blow to Romney. People will now realize that the only way back to recovery is changing the "inside" of Congress from red to blue in both houses. So it's going to be re-election plus a sweep for the Democrats.
And the conservative members of the Supreme Court will also resign in shame. Next stop: heaven on earth!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 20, 2012 12:19 PM (U+DUu)
I'm pretty sure that's what this is about. Obama is trying to remodel himself into being that different outsider, since "the foreign policy president" ended up disaster and the "war on women" theme isn't working.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 20, 2012 12:20 PM (r4wIV)
Ya didn't think I would do all the heavy liftin' myself, now did ya?
Y'all gotta help me here.. we're all in it together. You have to be the agents of change. What am I going to do stuck inside the White House? With Moochelle? Huh?
Posted by: Barky O'Fuckstick at September 20, 2012 12:20 PM (f9c2L)
And since his audience, in this case, was Latinos, it's obvious that Barack Obama is a racist.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 20, 2012 12:20 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Jimmah Earl Carter at September 20, 2012 12:20 PM (y12hg)
What I meant to say was you can change Washington only from a golf course in some fabulous vacation spot.
That's why in my second term I will be governing from sunny Hawaii.
Posted by: The Big 0 at September 20, 2012 12:20 PM (M2x4y)
Posted by: willow at September 20, 2012 12:20 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: cajun carrot at September 20, 2012 12:20 PM (UZQM8)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2012 12:21 PM (3A7PP)
Because we care, goshdarn it.
Posted by: Teh Democrats at September 20, 2012 12:21 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Socialism at September 20, 2012 12:21 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: The Cubs at September 20, 2012 12:21 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: Al at September 20, 2012 12:21 PM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: soothsayer at September 20, 2012 12:22 PM (jUytm)
https://twitter.com/GagdadBob/status/248878357813547009
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at September 20, 2012 12:22 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: The Q at September 20, 2012 12:22 PM (YpecZ)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at September 20, 2012 12:22 PM (T+lH2)
OK, Skippy, how DO you change Washington D.C.? Huh? Magic wand? Hogwart curse? Community organizing? So you were just allowed to give this weak sauce answer and no one asked what the answer was since you had so wonderfully defined the problem?
Wait, of course you weren't bothered with actually forming a thought (and I'm giving you a huge benefit of the doubt in even believing you can do that without a teleprompter), this was the our ever-kissin' MSM.
Posted by: dwagyak at September 20, 2012 12:22 PM (ePOm7)
Posted by: Evilpens at September 20, 2012 12:23 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Cicero at September 20, 2012 12:23 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 12:23 PM (+tqYo)
So does this mean he knows he's gonna lose?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 20, 2012 04:14 PM (tf9Ne)
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I'm with you -- when I read that headline, I thought, "OMG! He's just announced his surrender!"
However, I'm sure it won't be that easy. Obagman may desperately want to quit, but too many of the people pulling his strings want to keep him exactly where he is so they can continue to fatten off his power and position.
I can almost find it in my heart to feel sorry for Obagman.
Almost.
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2012 12:23 PM (9wOfB)
They probably give them all a copy of the Constitution too.
Posted by: @PurpAv at September 20, 2012 12:23 PM (0dqmE)
Posted by: JQ Adams at September 20, 2012 12:23 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: alexthechick for Banhammer 2012. Justice. Cruelty. Mostly Cruelty. at September 20, 2012 12:23 PM (VtjlW)
What I meant to say was you can change Washington only from a golf course in some fabulous vacation spot.
That's why in my second term I will be governing from sunny Hawaii.
Posted by: The Big 0 at September 20, 2012 04:20 PM (M2x4y)
I guess your entire presidency has been "taken out of context" then, huh?
Posted by: © Sponge at September 20, 2012 12:23 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: president 2X4 at September 20, 2012 12:24 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 20, 2012 12:24 PM (U+DUu)
You certainly are: http://youtu.be/9jjTkVDzKA8
Posted by: The Q at September 20, 2012 12:24 PM (YpecZ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 20, 2012 12:24 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: willow at September 20, 2012 12:24 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 12:24 PM (+tqYo)
Posted by: Kato Kalin at September 20, 2012 12:25 PM (XUKZU)
99Kathy Griffin makes Amy Carter look like that hot redhead actress chick with the big tits.
She makes Chelsea Clinton look like Miss America.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 20, 2012 12:25 PM (U+DUu)
"These facts alone should give proponents of the law pause. But the early experience with the elements of Obamacare that have already kicked in is downright dismal.
The core of Obamacare doesn't get started until 2014, when state-based exchanges are supposed to be formed as places for consumers to buy the legislation's tightly regulated, subsidized coverage. But early features of Obamacare are already failing.
The temporary "high risk" pools that Obamacare created, to provide a way for those with pre-existing health conditions to get insurance immediately, are undersubscribed yet way over budget. The Congressional Budget Office estimated that the $5 billion allocated to these pools could enroll 200,000 consumers. They envisioned enrollment growing to more than 400,000. But only 77,877 have signed up as of July, yet the program is way over its budget. More than a quarter of these state-based risk pools are short on cash.
· The CLASS Act, which was supposed to provide consumers government-financed long-term care insurance has been abandoned, blowing an $86 billion dollar hole in Obamacare's cost estimates. The CLASS Act was never financially viable. Its costs would have outstripped revenue as soon as it was in full operation. But since it took in money five years before it started to pay out benefits, budget gimmickry let Mr. Obama capture that revenue and use it to finance Obamacare. In abandoning the measure, the President's own health secretary called the scheme "unsustainable."
· The crown jewel of Obamacare's effort to contain healthcare costs, the creation of Accountable Care Organizations, is so unwieldy that major provider groups have said they won't participate. The idea is to consolidate doctors, turning them into employees of large systems, and then pay these systems lump sums of money to take care of groups of patients. A letter from 10 major medical groups that previously ran similar programs said, "it would be difficult, if not impossible" to accept the financial design created by Obamacare. In another rebuke, an umbrella group representing premier medical organizations said 90 percent of its members wouldn't partake."
Posted by: Fresh at September 20, 2012 12:25 PM (O7ksG)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at September 20, 2012 12:26 PM (jUytm)
What they have done over the decades to free market America is the equivalent of throwing sand into a transmission and then blaming the car manufacturer.
we really need to get these guys (including Hillary) out of government, but I'm not sure I'd hold my breath waiting.
Posted by: mallfly at September 20, 2012 12:26 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 20, 2012 12:26 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: Barky O'Genius at September 20, 2012 12:26 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Seem like it at September 20, 2012 12:26 PM (4aaGS)
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2012 12:26 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 20, 2012 12:26 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at September 20, 2012 12:26 PM (YYyqq)
That is what he is saying - he's telling his thugs to go violent.
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at September 20, 2012 04:22 PM (T+lH2)
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Wish I'd seen your comment before I posted mine! That seems closer to the truth. Obagman or his puppeteers may well be saying that if the country is so foolish or ungrateful as to reject him, then he'll take the country down with him.
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2012 12:26 PM (9wOfB)
Posted by: MFM and JournoLists, BIRM at September 20, 2012 12:27 PM (eHIJJ)
>>>I'm sure that the SuperPacs at least will use this in an ad.
Combine Mitt's business/marketing experience and his comment about his father's advice on 'timing in politics' and I'm confident (hopeful? praying to Cthulu?) the Romney Kraken will be unleashed when the time is right.
This fucking jackass provides no shortage of material.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 20, 2012 12:27 PM (h+sNN)
Just by-pass Congress and executive-order the shit out of everything.
Posted by: Barry SCOAMF at September 20, 2012 12:27 PM (hO8IJ)
Hey Barry, who said, "I like being President, and it turns out I'm pretty good at it?" Who was that asshole, anyway?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 20, 2012 12:27 PM (U+DUu)
The Daily Kos has a link to an online tool that registers the user to vote in any state that allows online registering. I checked and they linked it from Obama's campaign site. Then I logged into Obama's site and it is the first thing that you see when you login. A fast and easy way to commit fraud.
Posted by: nuclearjim at September 20, 2012 12:27 PM (aHJJ9)
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at September 20, 2012 12:27 PM (SDkq3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 12:27 PM (+tqYo)
Posted by: President Downfall at September 20, 2012 12:27 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 20, 2012 12:27 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Bizarro MSM at September 20, 2012 12:27 PM (ggRof)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2012 12:28 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 12:28 PM (AZGON)
Kathy Griffin almost makes Keith Olbermann look like that hot redhead actress chick with the big tits.
Posted by: mallfly at September 20, 2012 12:28 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: tasker at September 20, 2012 12:28 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Barack Carter at September 20, 2012 12:29 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Capt. Schettino at September 20, 2012 12:29 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: alexthechick for Banhammer 2012. Justice. Cruelty. Mostly Cruelty. at September 20, 2012 12:30 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: tasker at September 20, 2012 12:30 PM (r2PLg)
I lent her my dog so she's getting it doggy style with a real dog.
Posted by: Linda Lovelace at September 20, 2012 12:30 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: We Who Dissapoint Him at September 20, 2012 12:30 PM (jucos)
Smartest Presnident EVAH.
Posted by: mallfly at September 20, 2012 12:30 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 20, 2012 12:30 PM (iAUf+)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 20, 2012 04:26 PM (8y9MW)
So, you Don't read the blog, then?
Posted by: © Sponge at September 20, 2012 12:30 PM (UK9cE)
The Salt Lake City Olympics were ungovernable, and couldn't be changed from the inside.
I keed, I keed.
Posted by: Mitt Romney at September 20, 2012 12:30 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: SCoaMT at September 20, 2012 12:30 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2012 12:30 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 20, 2012 12:31 PM (imtbm)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 20, 2012 12:31 PM (YmPwQ)
attn OWS, the Bastille is thataway...
Posted by: mallfly at September 20, 2012 12:32 PM (bJm7W)
It never has an expiration date.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 20, 2012 12:32 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2012 12:32 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 20, 2012 12:32 PM (eGmvn)
Posted by: Cicero at September 20, 2012 12:32 PM (QKKT0)
Yeah, I can't keep a straight face when I type that, either.
Posted by: Barry SCOAMF at September 20, 2012 12:32 PM (hO8IJ)
Does anyone?
So a thread when I was in meeting hell or at lunch then.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 20, 2012 12:33 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 12:33 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 20, 2012 12:33 PM (SwjAj)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 12:34 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Bar-ka Hussein, Dancin' with the Starz at September 20, 2012 12:35 PM (PcoXF)
He's a petulant child trying to do a man's work.
Posted by: Soona at September 20, 2012 12:35 PM (+nn53)
Barack Obama is indeed, "consubstantial with the Father" IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Reggie Love at September 20, 2012 12:35 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: TEH WON at September 20, 2012 12:35 PM (CfGGV)
Uh, wouldn't it just be easier if I ran everything?
Posted by: Lord O'Bumblesticks at September 20, 2012 12:36 PM (F6KtL)
More Romney: "He's hrowing up the white flag of surrender..."
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 20, 2012 12:36 PM (YmPwQ)
*
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He's not your president, or mine. He's just got the title right now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2012 12:36 PM (exvgC)
You'd think a US senator might have had a clue as to how the govt worked.
Just by-pass Congress and executive-order the shit out of everything.
Posted by: Barry SCOAMF at September 20, 2012 04:27 PM (hO8IJ)
He only had 4 months of actual time working as a us senator before he effectively went AWOL to run for president full time. Thats just 132 working days.
You tell me what company that worked for in the mail room would promote you to president after 4 months.
Only in america mother fuckers - love bill ayers
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 12:36 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: ParisParamus at October 28, 2010 03:53 PM (bN5ZU)
What's the matter, Paris?
Ricochet not putting your contributions on the front page?
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 20, 2012 12:36 PM (3CiXB)
Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2012 12:36 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Craig Poe at September 20, 2012 12:36 PM (BVkEs)
From the Reza Aslan article at Jihad Watch:
"The case reached national prominence when Parsi's e-mails (produced during discovery) not only confirmed his ties to the mullahs but also that he has delivered lectures to the CIA, briefed Secretary Hilary [sic] Clinton and visited the Obama White House starting in 2009. As recently as this past July, he was hosted by Senior Adviser to the President Valerie Jarrett."
Posted by: Beagle at September 20, 2012 12:36 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: MJ at September 20, 2012 12:37 PM (TR60b)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 12:37 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Linda Lovelace's dog at September 20, 2012 12:37 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 20, 2012 12:37 PM (OoFGO)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at September 20, 2012 12:37 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: TEH WON at September 20, 2012 12:37 PM (CfGGV)
Posted by: Daybrother at September 20, 2012 12:38 PM (1FkrP)
Posted by: mallfly at September 20, 2012 12:38 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: President Who at September 20, 2012 12:38 PM (evdj2)
ooops,
Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2012 12:38 PM (Mrdk1)
There's only one thing for Barky to do now: release everybody's divorce records.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 20, 2012 12:38 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: Fritz at September 20, 2012 12:39 PM (uRFJj)
Sounds like you remember every UNC football game you went too.
Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at September 20, 2012 12:39 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 12:39 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: TEH WON at September 20, 2012 12:39 PM (CfGGV)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 20, 2012 12:39 PM (YjDyJ)
The reason the polls are tied? No one gives a fuck anymore. This Libya thing was just the straw the broke the camel's back. Pollsters call people up, and they just say "I don't give a fuck, go away".
We are all going to just limp along until November 6th, when we get to say "fuck you Obama, go away".
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 12:39 PM (7aMzP)
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 20, 2012 12:39 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: David Corn at September 20, 2012 12:40 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Debbie, bad teeth and hair at September 20, 2012 12:40 PM (wR+pz)
I know mulligan. So when I need it, I can employ it masterfully. So, having just declared "Mulligan!" on my last four years, you can trust that I'm not wasting my declaration.
Posted by: Stuttering Cl*sterf*ck of a Miserable Golfer at September 20, 2012 12:40 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Barky McFucknut at September 20, 2012 12:40 PM (BVkEs)
Yup and is trying to cover his ass while looking for a new hidy-hole house paid for by thugs he has kept out of jail so far. He doesn't understand that once you are a made man you can never get out. The idiot thinks he is just going to walk away with his goodies. Punk.
Posted by: Joe Smoe at September 20, 2012 12:40 PM (Nsx1s)
Posted by: Warden at September 20, 2012 12:40 PM (HzhBE)
Doesn't it feel the same?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 12:40 PM (7aMzP)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2012 12:41 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at September 20, 2012 12:41 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2012 12:41 PM (FP67C)
I don't give a fuck, go away".
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"I don't give a fuck, go away" is code for "I support the president and all he needs is four more years."
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 20, 2012 12:41 PM (XUKZU)
Carney will say that Barack Obama, whether he is President or not, is an outsider.
Well, he was a White House outsider, until he figured out that he was trying to enter through a window.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 20, 2012 12:41 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: Hepcat at September 20, 2012 12:41 PM (frbyY)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 20, 2012 12:42 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: cajun carrot at September 20, 2012 12:42 PM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Cicero at September 20, 2012 12:42 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: President Who at September 20, 2012 12:42 PM (evdj2)
Hey, business is pretty good for us right now...
Posted by: Golf Courses Around America at September 20, 2012 12:42 PM (F6KtL)
- dirgereport
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 20, 2012 12:42 PM (3CiXB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2012 12:42 PM (oSFWF)
Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2012 12:43 PM (Mrdk1)
Posted by: lolobama at September 20, 2012 12:43 PM (Hg0La)
Human frailty 101.
Posted by: Locus at September 20, 2012 12:43 PM (dfeVg)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 20, 2012 12:43 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 12:43 PM (AZGON)
"I don't give a fuck, go away" is code for "I support the president and all he needs is four more years."
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 20, 2012 04:41 PM (XUKZU)
No it's not. Its a racist dog whistle for "I hate black people."
Posted by: © Sponge at September 20, 2012 12:43 PM (UK9cE)
Sounds like somebody we've all heard before:
"That was an order! SteinerÂ’s attack was an order! Who are you to dare disobey my order? So this is what it has come to? The military has been lying to me!! Everybody has been lying to me, even the SS! Our Generals are nothing but a bunch of contemptible, disloyal cowards. Â… They are cowards, traitors and failures! Â… The generals are the scum of the German people! They have no honor! They call themselves generals, because they have spent years at the military academy just to learn how to hold a knife and fork. For years, the military has done nothing but hinder my plans! TheyÂ’ve put every kind of obstacle in my way. I should have done my best to liquidate all the high-ranking officers through the years, as Stalin did! I never attended an academy. And yet, alone, all by myself, I have conquered all of Europe. Traitors! From the very beginning I have been betrayed and deceived! What a monstrous betrayal of the German people! But all these traitors will pay! With their own blood they will pay! They shall drown in their own blood! ... My orders have fallen on deaf ears. It is impossible to lead under these circumstances. It is over. The war...is lost. But if you, gentlemen, believe I am leaving Berlin because of itÂ… you are seriously mistaken. I'd rather shoot a bullet through the head. Do what you want."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2fl-sHUwrc
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2012 12:44 PM (9wOfB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2012 12:44 PM (oSFWF)
Posted by: TD at September 20, 2012 12:44 PM (+uFux)
Posted by: General Barack Burnside at Fredericksburg at September 20, 2012 12:44 PM (F6KtL)
Posted by: Barack OCarter at September 20, 2012 12:44 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2012 12:44 PM (9wOfB)
Romney is not Reagan.
Actually, even Reagan wasn't Reagan. Reagan's image now is the distillate of his entire Presidency. At this time in 1980 it wasn't clear how great Reagan would be. Recall that the polls actually favored Carter right up until about now, and a lot of people had had quite enough of James Earl by then.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 20, 2012 12:44 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 20, 2012 12:45 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 12:45 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Cicero at September 20, 2012 04:42 PM (QKKT0)
The revenge is what gets you.
Posted by: The Cozumel Two Step at September 20, 2012 12:46 PM (4vR2P)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2012 04:44 PM (oSFWF)
YOU
ARE
NOT
ALONE!
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 12:46 PM (ovpNn)
The really sad part about it is that the SCOAMT ain't going away after he's defeated. He's going to be a very large thorn in the side of the Romney administration and American interests.
He's an agitator. And he'll be agitatin'.
Posted by: Soona at September 20, 2012 12:46 PM (+nn53)
Yeah, The Barbed Cock of Satan we were getting at the time seems pretty similar. However, but for the Cold War, we're in much deeper economic sh*t. Existential, actually, as the nation's fabric will be tattered irreparably should Cloward-Piven be fully realized. We didn't have anything near that in '80. Time was on our side. It isn't now.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 20, 2012 12:46 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 12:46 PM (AZGON)
I'm curious, how many people remember living through the summer and fall of 1980, before the election?Doesn't it feel the same?
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It feels the same in this way, everywhere you turn, the world is falling apart.
Posted by: Barack OCarter at September 20, 2012 12:47 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2012 12:47 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 12:47 PM (7aMzP)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 12:48 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2012 12:48 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2012 12:48 PM (jUytm)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2012 12:48 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 20, 2012 12:48 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 12:49 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 12:49 PM (7aMzP)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 12:49 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 20, 2012 12:49 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2012 12:49 PM (Mrdk1)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 20, 2012 12:50 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2012 04:47 PM (KXm42)
TACO flavored KISSES for my BEN!!!!
Posted by: Jennifer Lopez Puppet at September 20, 2012 12:50 PM (UK9cE)
Doesn't it feel the same?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 04:40 PM (7aMzP)
Only thing missing is 20% interest rates and
Fixed that one myself.
Posted by: Feels like Old Times at September 20, 2012 12:50 PM (4vR2P)
Posted by: alexthechick for Banhammer 2012. Justice. Cruelty. Mostly Cruelty. at September 20, 2012 12:50 PM (VtjlW)
All I remember is the feeling of total and general SUCK. Everything everywhere sucked.
Yep. Reagan's big turning point came early, when he kicked PATCO in the nuts. His popularity shot through the roof, and he put assholes the world over on notice that he would do the previously unthinkable if he thought it the right thing to do. It was a low-cost way to achieve a lot of street cred.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 20, 2012 12:50 PM (U+DUu)
It's more like F* it, I've got nothing, I just don't want to be a one termer. Or maybe it's the Jodie Foster moment. He wants us to beat, him, he's begging us to get him out of this situation...
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 20, 2012 12:51 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: General Barack Burnside at Fredericksburg at September 20, 2012 12:51 PM (F6KtL)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 20, 2012 12:51 PM (OoFGO)
Again this is part of my Liberals are bold and Conservatives are courageous meme. This particular trait is described here:
In troubled times the bold man flails about in effeminate anguish, seeking to draw his neighbors into his misfortune, for he has no strength of character to fall back upon other than to drag others down to his own state of wickedness.
Posted by: polynikes at September 20, 2012 12:51 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: tasker at September 20, 2012 12:52 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: toby928© at September 20, 2012 12:52 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: NativeNH at September 20, 2012 12:52 PM (7R9c2)
Posted by: A Bag of Burning Dog Shit at September 20, 2012 12:52 PM (48wze)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 20, 2012 04:51 PM (OoFGO)
That's not just a boner killer. My dick gave me a black eye on the INSIDE.
Posted by: © Sponge at September 20, 2012 12:53 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: tasker at September 20, 2012 12:53 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2012 12:53 PM (Mrdk1)
Posted by: NWConservative at September 20, 2012 12:53 PM (FulO2)
Posted by: Jennipher Lopez at September 20, 2012 12:54 PM (Mrdk1)
Posted by: Bizarro MFM and JournoLists, BIRM at September 20, 2012 12:54 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 20, 2012 12:54 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 12:54 PM (AZGON)
I know this will never happen. Too easy to do. Just blowing off steam, here.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2012 04:48 PM (X3lox)
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(hangs head in shame)
I second that motion. This is, sadly, not the first time I've embarrassed myself that way. Oh, for a Preview button!
Apologies to all. If anyone's looking for me, per Adam's instructions, I'll be in the barrel. Only -- can someone tell me which of my ends is supposed to go up while I'm in there?
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2012 12:55 PM (9wOfB)
It's almost IMPOSSIBLE to spend that kind of money and not get SOME positive result. At the very least, you could develop some incredibly lifelike sex robots.
Posted by: Warden at September 20, 2012 12:55 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2012 04:49 PM (Mrdk1)
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We shouldn't laugh 'cause that's exactly what he'll try to do. Remember. He's got, at least, 30-35% of the population supporting him.
Posted by: Soona at September 20, 2012 12:55 PM (+nn53)
Everything just sucks. There is no joy anywhere.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 12:55 PM (7aMzP)
Ayup.
And if you want to try to dig out of the suck by changing shit up in your life...you don't know how bad your tax hit will be Jan 1. Don't know how much insurance premiums (if you have them) are gonna go up with all the new mandates. Can assume gas prices are only going up. QEIII just reduce the value of any savings you might use to change shit up. On and on and fucking on.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at September 20, 2012 12:55 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: yomomma at September 20, 2012 12:56 PM (DKLl9)
FIFY
Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 20, 2012 12:56 PM (ztSMf)
Mary will be sent to the reeducation camp and enjoy the pain or else.
Posted by: AoS Fuck Up Monitor at September 20, 2012 04:53 PM (ndqJC)
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[pops head up from barrel in prairie-dog-like fashion]
Sir, yes, sir!
[dives back into barrel]
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2012 12:56 PM (9wOfB)
Gerg has been called back to the dungeon for more talking points and bukkake.
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 20, 2012 12:57 PM (YmPwQ)
Posted by: Max Entropy at September 20, 2012 12:57 PM (Cb0/Y)
Put down your soda before you click!
Ok...prepare to go gaga.
http://tinyurl.com/9nedwwa
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 12:58 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Adam at September 20, 2012 12:58 PM (/YJYi)
Posted by: Ed Gibbon at September 20, 2012 12:58 PM (4eNxd)
Posted by: Obama at September 20, 2012 12:58 PM (SwjAj)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 20, 2012 12:58 PM (YmPwQ)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at September 20, 2012 12:59 PM (T+lH2)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 20, 2012 04:57 PM (YmPwQ)
Wrong. Glory hole duty!
Posted by: GeRg at September 20, 2012 12:59 PM (/YJYi)
She's a fair colleen, she is. As bonnie as the handsome mug I see reflected in the River Erin.
Although she best keep her hands off me pot o' gold.
Posted by: Warwick "Leprechaun" Davis at September 20, 2012 12:59 PM (M2x4y)
Posted by: Adam at September 20, 2012 04:58 PM (/YJYi)
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Thanks, Adam. You're right.
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2012 12:59 PM (9wOfB)
Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2012 12:59 PM (Mrdk1)
Posted by: Fritz at September 20, 2012 01:00 PM (uRFJj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 20, 2012 01:00 PM (HethX)
Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2012 04:49 PM (Mrdk1)
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We shouldn't laugh 'cause that's exactly what he'll try to do. Remember. He's got, at least, 30-35% of the population supporting him.
Posted by: Soona at September 20, 2012 04:55 PM (+nn53)
If you think the jug-eared fuck is going to do anything other than show up on tv, hob nob with celebrities, golf, and stuff that moose he married full of lobster and arugula once he cashes in his Presidential Lottery Ticket, you are delusional.
The biggest fraud ever pulled on the american people was that Obama actually cared about them.
He doesnt give a shit about anyone but himself. He is going to go full hog heaven and i expect he will gain 50 pounds within 10 years.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 01:00 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at September 20, 2012 01:01 PM (T+lH2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2012 01:01 PM (oSFWF)
She's all honey badger n shit.
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2012 04:51 PM (KXm42)
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Well, that's all very well, but how long do I have to stay in the barrel? The Wi-Fi here sux.
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2012 01:01 PM (9wOfB)
It's get out the vote talk. An attempt to stir his base and flatter them by making them feel important - that he needs them and appreciates them. It's right in line with those "We've got your back" radio spots on urban radio.
Posted by: Obama at September 20, 2012 01:01 PM (SwjAj)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 01:01 PM (AZGON)
Be careful. I hear the ampersand eating monster is getting hungry for something new. How much do you like your exclamation points?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 20, 2012 01:02 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 20, 2012 01:02 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2012 01:02 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: LaQuisha Maldinski at September 20, 2012 01:03 PM (48wze)
Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at September 20, 2012 01:04 PM (MrM2k)
That's not exactly true, but I paid no attention to news then, and we had no alternative as we do now. I had a job that, while I hated it, paid the bills and allowed some savings; my wife worked too; our car was in good shape and our cats were healthy; I was getting some writing done (sadly, it wasn't very good, but I was having fun). So no, I can't really compare then to now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2012 01:04 PM (exvgC)
Hot Babe in Thong!
Put down your soda before you click!
Ok...prepare to go gaga.
http://tinyurl.com/9nedwwa
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As soon as I clicked that I knew I shouldn't have. Shit! Between this and Ace, I'm swearing off links. I'M SWEARING OFF!!
Posted by: Soona at September 20, 2012 01:04 PM (+nn53)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2012 01:05 PM (oSFWF)
Posted by: RioBravo at September 20, 2012 01:06 PM (eEfYn)
Posted by: Evilpens at September 20, 2012 01:06 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2012 01:06 PM (X3lox)
>>>Well, she does look as if she got into a fight with a square yard of 40 grit.
Which limped away crying and needing a sand graph.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 20, 2012 01:06 PM (0q2P7)
The Jimmy Carterization continues...
Someone needs to find the tread a month or so ago where it was mentioned that the compliant media complained about the government being ungovernable under Jimmy Carter and every other Donk loser.
Posted by: Max Entropy at September 20, 2012 01:06 PM (Cb0/Y)
"We'll give Obama a chance to change Washington from the outside in November."
Posted by: Barry Hussein Soetero at September 20, 2012 01:06 PM (he2LC)
Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at September 20, 2012 01:07 PM (he2LC)
I'm just not sure enough people yet realize just how absurd those numbers are. It's $5T in just debt. That doesn't mean $5T in total spending for Federal expenses... $5T above and beyond the many trillions collected that taxes can cover. It's a very simple concept but I just think too many of the "undecideds" suck so bad at math that they pretty much turn to their Play-Doh when these monopoly-sized amounts are brought up.
The only thing that can impact them are the immediate tangibles like employment and rising costs of day-to-day life. If they're subsidized by the government to the point where they don't actually realize loss, they just remain zoned out. So, and it's nothing new here, we're about to see just how many takers vs. givers there are and if we've already fallen off the cliff.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 20, 2012 01:07 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 20, 2012 01:07 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 01:08 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2012 04:59 PM (Mrdk1)
Well, consider they have been blaming bush for so long, they think they are still running against bush, so the insider will be bush, and the outsider struggling to free the common man from those republican chains is the guy outside playing golf outsider Obama.
You have to remember his minions are low information voters...When he can get them to post pictures pledging alliegance to Teh WON with little memes written on their hands...they believe anything he says.
very low information voters...thats why they bought HOPE and CHANGE without any idea what that meant.
Hope is that ill-timed silent fart you just cut in your car on the way to work that turned out to be a wet one.
Change is what you are going to have to do to your underwear and pants before you go to the office so everyone doesn't find out you shit your pants you fucking retard.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 01:08 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 20, 2012 01:09 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2012 01:09 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 05:00 PM (ovpNn)
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Perhaps. Perhaps. But, I'm hoping that everything they carry out of the WH as his personal belongings is thoroughly searched. He's had access to all of this countries national security secrets since 2009. And he could sure make a lot of money selling that information.
Posted by: Soona at September 20, 2012 01:10 PM (+nn53)
Posted by: ErikW at September 20, 2012 01:11 PM (SwEv/)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2012 01:11 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 01:12 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Baraka Obama, Top Four President at September 20, 2012 01:12 PM (FcR7P)
RACISM STRAIGHT UP.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 05:12 PM (AZGON)
check my link
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 20, 2012 01:12 PM (ovpNn)
Mary, there's a "sort of" a preview button. If you want to see if your post got all screwed up then hit the source button (the "" button on the top right) and see the full extent of what you're about to post should show - i.e. if all the "mso-para- ..." crap is going to show up with all the line breaks.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2012 05:06 PM (X3lox)
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Thanks a bazillion! [attempts to leap from barrel to envelop ThePrimordialOrderedPair in a grateful hug, but trips and falls on face]
Seriously, I do appreciate that tip and will use it from now on.
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2012 01:14 PM (9wOfB)
Silver model paint pens?
Posted by: Lemmenkainen at September 20, 2012 01:14 PM (ZWvOb)
January 20, 2013. Barky is not jogging up stair with limp wrists a-flappin' with pretend vigor, athleticism, and youth (or whatever the heck he thinks he is doing) in his pigeon-toed ghey fashion. He is slow and unsteady on the stairs, weak, sedated, and beaten. His suit, too big by four sizes as he is the skeletal remains of a jug-eared ninnyhammer, is wrinkled and sagging and blowing in the wind from Marine One. Marines snap a salute and smirk, as it is the last time they have to do this odious chore. He sort of, as is his fashion, returns a fake salute to the Marines with tears in his eyes.The Grand Mooch grabs him with her massive, burly guns to steady him, with a scowl that raises the hair on the backs of necks of anyone in the area, drags him up the stairs of the helicopter. Granny Voodoo is already on board with the girls, all wearing mis-matched and odd color combinations thinking they are setting fashion trends. Valerie Jarrett is also on board, ready to murder anyone who speaks to her. Barry and Mooch pose in the door of Marine One, glare at reporters, and wave a final good-bye. America exhales a collective sigh of relief. Gone is the gummy kooky grin of The Won. His skin, an odd cast of chartreuse and urine yellow indicating liver disease or heaven knows what kind of flatworm problem, is in a flop sweat. His hair, reminiscent of an Uncle Ben's Wild Rice box, is nearly all white. Buhrock has aged, with the weight of golfing. hanging with iReggie. and spending every dime he could of tax payer's money. His facial mole has grown with each lie and now has it's own zip code. He has given his all for the cause of socialism and globalism and every other radical ism, yet the American people spoke on November 6th (or 7th, when it is the turn of Democrats to vote). He was beaten soundly even with Chicago tactics and ACORN. He, The Won! has become The Sore Loser. He expected to trash the White House forevermore.
What the American peoples do not realize is the family and staff have stolen or peed on every important archive dating back to George Washington. Important papers are missing. Voodoo chicken feet are found in every corner with some evidence of illicit drug use. The entire White House needs not only fumigation but airing out. But we will survive.
This is the day America comes back. This is the day, 121 days from now. January 20, 2013. Never, ever give up on this, comrades. Fight to see it come true.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at September 20, 2012 01:14 PM (baL2B)
I meant to write:
If you want to see if your post got all screwed up then hit the source button (the "<>" button on the top right)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2012 05:11 PM (X3lox)
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's OK -- I figured out the one you meant. :-)
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It's hard to put on weight when you've got the HIgh fiVe.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 20, 2012 01:57 PM (e0xKF)
Romney Responds: Let Obama Change it From The Outside.
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