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April 30, 2012

Obama's Hot New Slogan: "Forward"
— Ace

It just so happens that MSNBC crafted its own slogan a year or so back, and that was "Lean Forward."

So this is the one-word slogan to replace 2008's "Change."

More honest would be "Downward:"

Or maybe Upward, if we're talking debt.

RD did this one:

And this one too:

Posted by: Ace at 12:52 PM | Comments (231)
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1 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 30, 2012 12:53 PM (DGIjM)

2 Four more Photoshops here: http://bit.ly/IoRapH

Posted by: Joe from Cármenes in León at April 30, 2012 12:54 PM (Pf2Ys)

3 FORWARD: Not just another defunct Yiddish newspaper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 30, 2012 12:54 PM (Af3Wg)

4
Here's my slogan for Obama:

Heave Ho!

Posted by: soothie at April 30, 2012 12:54 PM (G/zuv)

5 Stupid ol' saved nickname... Trying again... http://bit.ly/IoRapH

Posted by: ExurbanKevin at April 30, 2012 12:55 PM (Pf2Ys)

6
Obama should use the Red Sox's slogan from 2004:

Believe!

Posted by: soothie at April 30, 2012 12:55 PM (G/zuv)

7 Just notice in the sidebar that Walker is losing steam? What the fuck is up with that?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 30, 2012 12:55 PM (Af3Wg)

8 Onward!

Posted by: The Lemming King at April 30, 2012 12:55 PM (/izg2)

9 Here's another one worthy of mention, using the kick-the-can theme... http://tinyurl.com/76xmkey

Posted by: jakeman at April 30, 2012 12:55 PM (96M6e)

10 Obama should use the Red Sox's slogan from 2004:Believe!Posted by: soothie

Well it worked for Red Sox Nation then!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 12:55 PM (sbV1u)

11 Obama should use the Red Sox's slogan from 2004:Believe!Posted by: soothie Well it worked for Red Sox Nation then! Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 04:55 PM (sbV1u) They had better pitching and hitters

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 12:56 PM (eCnLg)

12 FOREWARD!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 30, 2012 12:56 PM (rX1N2)

13 I've got four words for you....

Forward. Get it? I'm a riot.

Posted by: Clueless Joe Biden at April 30, 2012 12:56 PM (/izg2)

14 " Sideways -- most of the time, anyway. Bush started it !!!!"

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at April 30, 2012 12:57 PM (Dll6b)

15 Instead of a picture of a ship in the sand how about a picture of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 30, 2012 12:57 PM (kqqGm)

16 FORE!!

Posted by: President Barky McEars at April 30, 2012 12:57 PM (PMGbu)

17 A shop of Barry's bus, with the Forward! slogan on the side, poised on the brink of a cliff would be good.

Posted by: toby928© at April 30, 2012 12:57 PM (NG097)

18 They had better pitching and hitters Posted by: Nevergiveup

Good point.

Now warming up in the bullpen....Borbon....Pedro Borbon....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 12:57 PM (sbV1u)

19 BurtWard!

Posted by: Adam West at April 30, 2012 12:58 PM (MMC8r)

20 Foreskin : Obama 2012

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2012 12:58 PM (kZta5)

21 FORWARD!

Posted by: Man driving car into abyss at April 30, 2012 12:58 PM (RD7QR)

22 MUSH! (the dog team straining to get away from SCOAMF)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 30, 2012 12:58 PM (Af3Wg)

23 and always twirling toward freedom!

Posted by: kodos at April 30, 2012 12:58 PM (NG097)

24
O Shit!

Posted by: soothie at April 30, 2012 12:58 PM (G/zuv)

25 If I could p-shop, I'd definitely put "Foreward" on that pic of him missing a putt.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 30, 2012 12:58 PM (rX1N2)

26 forward...backward....forward.....backward....forward....backward...what???

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2012 12:59 PM (WR5xI)

27 FORCED MARCH! Straight to the re-education camp.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 30, 2012 12:59 PM (Af3Wg)

28 Massachusetts senate hopeful Elizabeth Warren described herself in law-school professional directories as a Native American minority from 1986 to 1995. The white Democratic candidate has so far offered no evidence that she is, in fact, part Native American, suggesting that she may have falsified that ethnic credential to advance her academic career in the early affirmative-action era. But Â“it is true,Â” a Warren spokeswoman told The Daily Caller on Monday, Â“and weÂ’re working on digging up some sort of evidence to appease you.Â” Hey my Dad always told me I was a "MOT" also: Member Of ( the) Tribe!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 12:59 PM (eCnLg)

It is supposed to be Foreward not forward. His people screwed this up.

Posted by: robtron at April 30, 2012 12:59 PM (gsy5B)

30 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 12:59 PM (8y9MW)

31
A CANINE IN EVERY POT!

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 30, 2012 12:59 PM (KNvk+)

32 Wayward

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 30, 2012 01:00 PM (rX1N2)

FOUR letter WORD!

Posted by: robtron at April 30, 2012 01:00 PM (gsy5B)

34 2 Four more Photoshops here: http://bit.ly/IoRapH

Posted by: Joe from CÃ¡rmenes in LeÃ³n at April 30, 2012 04:54 PM (Pf2Ys)

Okay, those are pretty awesome.

Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at April 30, 2012 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

35 Wow, they stole my line! "One step forward, two steps back" Good little Marxists.

Posted by: ~ Vladimir Lenin at April 30, 2012 01:00 PM (HOOye)

36 I thought it was "Kill Whitey"

Posted by: eureka! at April 30, 2012 01:00 PM (81yf8)

37 That's also the Wisconsin state motto.

How's WI going for ya, SCOAMF?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 30, 2012 01:01 PM (ZKzrr)

38 Fore! Word. (To your mother.)

Posted by: Vanilla Iceeee at April 30, 2012 01:01 PM (96M6e)

39 F-WORD

Posted by: 3.14159 at April 30, 2012 01:01 PM (tTlIu)

40 "Forward Into the Abyss" Has a nice ring to it. Gutsy Call, Mister President! Gutsy Call!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 30, 2012 01:01 PM (niZvt)

41 Two syllables? That's asking an awful lot of your typical Obama voter (Yes We Can, Hope and Change).

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 30, 2012 01:01 PM (Pi5Sz)

42 Al Armendariz ---apologies to Percy Bysshe Shelley, and "Ozymandias" I met a traveler from southwestern lands Who said, "There is a video upon YouTube. An administrator, offhand, Informs his underlings that every one Of them in South Central, 'neath his command Must bend their ev'ry energy to try To restrict the actions of companies Which regulations let them crucify; He gives those under him this knowing leer; 'My name is Al Armendariz, Ph.D! Look on our acts, businessmen, and despair!' But he did not remain. He's gone away And from his career's wreck, we are aware Natural gas and tar sands wait to pay.

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at April 30, 2012 01:02 PM (+C9LQ)

43 WORDWORD

Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2012 01:02 PM (KXm42)

If he had used HOOKERS his logo could have appeard twice in the word. It kinda fits also.

Posted by: robtron at April 30, 2012 01:02 PM (gsy5B)

45 Two syllables? That's asking an awful lot of your typical Obama voter (Yes We Can, Hope and Change).

That's why it's only one word. They'd nearly hit their syllable limit for the slogan.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 01:02 PM (8y9MW)

46
Ramrod.

Posted by: soothie at April 30, 2012 01:02 PM (G/zuv)

47 They had better pitching and hitters>>

Reggie says I'm the best catcher he's ever played with.

Posted by: Barry Obumbles at April 30, 2012 01:02 PM (tf9Ne)

48 This is one of those times where I wish I had mad Photoshop skilz instead of being a writer...

Posted by: jakeman at April 30, 2012 01:03 PM (96M6e)

49 BARACKASSWORD

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 30, 2012 01:03 PM (eHIJJ)

50 46
Two syllables? That's asking an awful lot of your typical Obama voter (Yes We Can, Hope and Change).

That's why it's only one word. They'd nearly hit their syllable limit for the slogan.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 05:02 PM (8y9MW)

For..forwa...shiny!

Posted by: Your average obama voter at April 30, 2012 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

51 38 Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ at April 30, 2012 05:01 PM (ZKzrr) Like I posted earlier, what's up with sidebar? Walker is now below 50%. Should I panic or is this a blip?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 30, 2012 01:04 PM (Af3Wg)

52 http://bit.ly/IoRapH
Posted by: ExurbanKevin at April 30, 2012 04:55 PM (Pf2Ys)

Those are great. The Thelma and Louise one may be perfect.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 30, 2012 01:04 PM (Pi5Sz)

53 FOREWARN!

Posted by: couldn't find my glasses at April 30, 2012 01:04 PM (HOOye)

54 I think Obama's new slogan should be, "Look! A squirrel!"

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at April 30, 2012 01:04 PM (+C9LQ)

"FOREWARNED"

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 30, 2012 01:04 PM (KOHFD)

56 When I think of "Forward", I am reminded of Thelma & Louise.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 30, 2012 01:04 PM (T0NGe)

57
Forward...

to Greece.

Posted by: soothie at April 30, 2012 01:05 PM (G/zuv)

58 The Obama re-election campaign: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 01:05 PM (iYbLN)

59
Farewell.

Posted by: soothie at April 30, 2012 01:05 PM (G/zuv)

60 UNTOWARD

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 30, 2012 01:05 PM (eHIJJ)

61 30 It is supposed to be Foreward not forward. His people screwed this up. Posted by: robtron at April 30, 2012 04:59 PM (gsy5B) No, the spelling of 'forward' is correct. You may be thinking of 'foreword'--the "before word" of a book.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 30, 2012 01:06 PM (6kWFm)

62 FORESKIN!

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at April 30, 2012 01:06 PM (XY73C)

63 FORE

Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2012 01:06 PM (KXm42)

64 Any way we can convince Romney to go with "Shit just got real"?

Posted by: jakeman at April 30, 2012 01:06 PM (96M6e)

65 Lean FORWARD So We Can Continue To F**k You Up The Ass! 2012

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 01:07 PM (iYbLN)

66 WHOREWARD!

Posted by: Secret Service at April 30, 2012 01:07 PM (Pi5Sz)

67 +100 for baldilocks!

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 01:07 PM (iYbLN)

68
Fraud.

Posted by: soothie at April 30, 2012 01:07 PM (G/zuv)

69 Fore (with the O made out of a golf ball).

Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2012 01:07 PM (I1icO)

70 Forehead!!!

Posted by: Obama Misreading TOTUS at April 30, 2012 01:07 PM (XBdI0)

71 65 Any way we can convince Romney to go with "Shit just got real"? Posted by: jakeman at April 30, 2012 05:06 PM (96M6e) -------- hehe, that would be awesome but, ask yourself, Romney?

Posted by: reruns of Leave it to Beaver at April 30, 2012 01:08 PM (HOOye)

72
HEAL!

Posted by: YIKES! at April 30, 2012 01:08 PM (eXigD)

73 I asked it before and I'll ask it again, "can't anyone here (DNC headquarters) play this game?".

Seriously, they got paid to come up with THIS?

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2012 01:08 PM (6TB1Z)

74 We're this the gaming thread, I'd make a Halo "Foward Unto Dawn" Halo joke

Posted by: tsrblke at April 30, 2012 01:09 PM (22rSN)

75 FRO-ward!

Posted by: Link from the Mod Squad at April 30, 2012 01:09 PM (MMC8r)

76 Reruns, I know. I bet we could get Herman Cain to do it.

Posted by: jakeman at April 30, 2012 01:09 PM (96M6e)

DOOMED

Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2012 01:09 PM (v+QvA)

78 If I had Photoshop I'd make a picture of lemming-like Obamatons being urged off a cliff by their leader, who of course is shouting <i>"Forward!"</i>

Posted by: MTF at April 30, 2012 01:09 PM (B5y+v)

79 Mentally Insane ward

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 30, 2012 01:09 PM (DGIjM)

80
Forlorn.

(desolate or dreary; unhappy or miserable, as in feeling, condition, or appearance.)

Posted by: soothie at April 30, 2012 01:09 PM (G/zuv)

81 FORGET

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 30, 2012 01:09 PM (eHIJJ)

82 FOOKED

Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2012 01:10 PM (v+QvA)

83 ForTheChildren

Posted by: jakeman at April 30, 2012 01:10 PM (96M6e)

84 I can see Lord Admiral Obama standing on the bridge of his dinghy as it's being dragged into the water by some amused fishermen. Sword drawn and Forward! There's a Don Quixote-ness about him.

Posted by: t-bird at April 30, 2012 01:10 PM (FcR7P)

85 Asshole* *with the gay O

Posted by: X at April 30, 2012 01:10 PM (KHo8t)

4 X Ward.

Fore! X Ward.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 30, 2012 01:10 PM (XdlcF)

@62 Or it could be golfing slang.

Posted by: robtron at April 30, 2012 01:11 PM (gsy5B)

88 So, putting the ditch-bound car in "forward" only drives it deeper into the ditch, huh?

*Points, laughs, sips Slurpee*

Posted by: Andy at April 30, 2012 01:11 PM (5Rurq)

89 Needs a photoshop of "Forward" underneath that photo of him trying to walk the umbrella through the top bar of the gate.
Or the one where he's trying to open the window thinking it's a door.

What kind of President needs a slogan to get re-elected instead of a record of accomplishments?

Oh . . . .

Posted by: jimmuy at April 30, 2012 01:11 PM (kSaUf)

90 85 Nah. That's just the windmills.

Posted by: Dagny at April 30, 2012 01:11 PM (4yXmp)

91 I think Hoverbear could make an appearance too.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 30, 2012 01:11 PM (Pi5Sz)

92 HOWARD!

Posted by: Moe, Curly, and Shemp at April 30, 2012 01:11 PM (MMC8r)

93 How are we defining Forward? As in the French Forward or the German Forward?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 01:12 PM (eCnLg)

94 Seriously, they got paid to come up with THIS?

You know, when you think about it, this slogan only appeals to his base. No one else will be down with this crap.

Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2012 01:12 PM (KXm42)

95 We stand on the precipice of the Age of Obama. FORWARD!

Posted by: stuiec at April 30, 2012 01:12 PM (BBjaQ)

96 Forewarned.

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 01:13 PM (cB+Hn)

97 Thus spake out Lemming-in-Chief.

Posted by: stuiec at April 30, 2012 01:13 PM (BBjaQ)

>>So, putting the ditch-bound car in "forward" only drives it deeper into the ditch, huh?

>>*Points, laughs, sips Slurpee*

Yeh, I said earlier, in response to this pitiful excuse for a slogan, he's forgetting the first rule of ditches.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 30, 2012 01:13 PM (XdlcF)

99 ...to spam

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at April 30, 2012 01:13 PM (QxSug)

100 What happened to "Are you in?"

Honestly, the Obama campaign can avoid mockery by just finding a slogan with more than 140 characters.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 30, 2012 01:13 PM (T0NGe)

101

REPLY ALL was taken?

(stolen from tepid air)

Posted by: Meremortal at April 30, 2012 01:13 PM (Usk3+)

102 Forward. Because mashing on the accelerator is what we do best.

Posted by: Dude, where's my Nobel Prize? at April 30, 2012 01:14 PM (m/Zwt)

103 STOOPID

Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2012 01:14 PM (v+QvA)

104 Foreclosure!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 30, 2012 01:14 PM (1Jaio)

105 SELA WARD

Posted by: MILFy goodness 2x4 at April 30, 2012 01:14 PM (Pi5Sz)

106

You know, I read that and I can just see the poster of Obama staring off into the middle distance, chin slightly raised, a look of deep contemplation on his face, standing in front of some Greek columns.

And then I get a deep burning desire to go punch a hippie in the face.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 30, 2012 01:15 PM (VtjlW)

107 There's something wrong with comments. Either that or the editor rejected my submission.

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2012 01:15 PM (6TB1Z)

108 "Forword, no matter how many human speed bumps this bus hits."

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 30, 2012 01:15 PM (XdlcF)

109 'Forward, the Light Brigade!' Was there a man dismay'd? Not tho' the soldiers knew Some one had blunder'd: Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die: Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.

Posted by: Tennyson at April 30, 2012 01:15 PM (iU+l9)

110 eleven @64 wins the Internet.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 30, 2012 01:15 PM (BvTwT)

111 And then I get a deep burning desire to go punch a hippie in the face. Posted by: alexthechick at April 30, 2012 05:15 PM (VtjlW) Since tomorrow is May Day the filthy bastards are threatening to close down the bridges and streets, you just might get your chance

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 01:16 PM (eCnLg)

112 Romney wouldn't have made the call to kill OBL? Please, over three years if office and the best he's got is that he turned on the telly in the basement and watched out troops double tap that asshole. I hope the beer was cold, otherwise it might have been traumatic.

Posted by: Chicago Voter at April 30, 2012 01:16 PM (Orqek)

113
MULLIGAN!

Posted by: YIKES! at April 30, 2012 01:16 PM (eXigD)

114 Is there a new no-sock rule of which I am unaware?

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2012 01:16 PM (6TB1Z)

115 The backslapping and smug self-satisfaction from the all-white focus group at the Perpertual Campaign HQ must have been comical.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 30, 2012 01:16 PM (rX1N2)

116

Someone mention hookers?

Posted by: Marion Barry, Mayor at April 30, 2012 01:16 PM (chysP)

117 They could only have a slogan with one word because anything more would test their base's attention and reading ability. It had to be positive sounding so "for" means something positive. It couldn't really have any meaning because then you couldn't assign your own meaning to it. It needed to be like hope or change. It also brings to mind basketball players which would also excite the base.

Posted by: Dagny at April 30, 2012 01:16 PM (4yXmp)

118 Contrasts well with Romney, who the Obama campaign will attempt to cast as antediluvian. I disagree re: short slogans as well. One word works pretty well, IMO, but "Change" sells better than "Forward."

Posted by: Jordan at April 30, 2012 01:17 PM (RSG1I)

119

Ace:..."It just so happens that MSNBC crafted its own slogan a year or so back, and that was "Lean Forward.""

They're still using that, aren't they? ....I don't know, because I don't watch'em.

But I thought that MSNBC thing, was in response to Fox's slogan about "We keep moving forward, not standing still" ....something like that.

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 01:17 PM (cB+Hn)

120 My suggestion: ASSWARD With a pic of the fucking filthy hippy OWS-tards shitting on cars.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at April 30, 2012 01:17 PM (YSyyZ)

121 FOOLISH

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 30, 2012 01:17 PM (eHIJJ)

122 Awkward

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2012 01:17 PM (Uc9Jc)

123 Don't look back. Hope and Change are so 2008.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 30, 2012 01:17 PM (lt7iY)

124 Forgeddaboudit!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 30, 2012 01:17 PM (1Jaio)

125 FORWARD!

http://bit.ly/J5Ya6C

Sometimes they make it too easy.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 30, 2012 01:17 PM (0q2P7)

126 Lean forward, when vomiting

Posted by: Chicago Voter at April 30, 2012 01:18 PM (Orqek)

127 They are pushing us Forward , closer .... closer...and then right off the cliff ahead of us.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 01:18 PM (TomZ9)

128 SPAGHETTI! You like spaghetti.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at April 30, 2012 01:18 PM (3wYCm)

129 Fucktard

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2012 01:18 PM (Uc9Jc)

130 SQUIRREL!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 30, 2012 01:18 PM (eHIJJ)

131 Repeating my ? from the last thread:

So does this mean liberal chicks are Forward Hos?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 30, 2012 01:18 PM (Aaxiu)

132 Okay, this is starting to really annoy me.

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2012 01:18 PM (6TB1Z)

133 Bob Beckel is calling Lovitz a 'Has been"? Hey Bob go look in the mirror

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 01:19 PM (eCnLg)

134 They could only have a slogan with one word because anything more would test their base's attention and reading ability.
----------------

Also, there are very few words left in the dictionary that they haven't made a laugh of.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 30, 2012 01:19 PM (lt7iY)

135 Whoa. First thing I thought of was the Light Brigade and the 600 but thought no one would get it. Nice.

Posted by: Dagny at April 30, 2012 01:19 PM (4yXmp)

136

He left out "The Great Leap"

Posted by: rockhead at April 30, 2012 01:19 PM (jtTKf)

137 jimmuy here you go: http://tinyurl.com/72tdn2q

Posted by: jakeman at April 30, 2012 01:19 PM (96M6e)

138 Forward!

-Lord Cardigan, Charge of the Light Brigade

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2012 01:19 PM (6TB1Z)

139

Sometimes I move FORWARD.

Sometimes I just sit.

But mostly I just sit and soak up airtime.

Posted by: Merkava, the stuck tank at April 30, 2012 01:19 PM (chysP)

140 Forewarned

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 30, 2012 01:20 PM (Aaxiu)

141 FoxB just played portions of this on the Willis Report and she ridiculed it to death. Everything he said was a lie. Of course that is normal for Oshithead.

Posted by: Vic at April 30, 2012 01:20 PM (YdQQY)

142 Forward!

Capt. Edward John Smith, HMS Titanic

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2012 01:20 PM (6TB1Z)

143 Forward, because we don't have the sense to Stop what we've been doing isn't working and Recognise the Crash is right ahead.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 01:20 PM (TomZ9)

144

>>Is there a new no-sock rule of which I am unaware?

Nah, just general lack of working features, AFAIK.

Posted by: SOCK TEST at April 30, 2012 01:20 PM (XdlcF)

145 "The Great Lean Forward." Obama slogan + MSNBC "Lean Forward" slogan + Mao's "Great Leap Forward." Given that MSNBC is the Official Sycophant Network of the Obama Administration, and given that Obama started his career in the living room of a pair of Maoists (and has surrounded himself with them since), it seems appropriate.

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at April 30, 2012 01:20 PM (+C9LQ)

146 I meant The Great Leap Forward

(China isn't using it any more)

Posted by: King Barky The Magnanimous at April 30, 2012 01:20 PM (ccXZP)

147

I love it. Doubling down on failure.

Obama: "Full Retard power."

Biden: "No sir! You have high speed rail! You can have whatever..."

Obama: "FULL RETARD! DAMN YOU!"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 30, 2012 01:21 PM (8FQ6f)

148 138...nice!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 30, 2012 01:21 PM (rX1N2)

149 Obama, Biden , Pelosi , Reid FOUR TARDS

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2012 01:21 PM (Uc9Jc)

150 Okay, this is starting to really annoy me.

Neener, neener, neener!

Posted by: some guy who ain't pep at April 30, 2012 01:21 PM (z9HTb)

151 HMS Titanic

RMS

Posted by: nautical pedant at April 30, 2012 01:21 PM (Pi5Sz)

152 how the FUCK can I lead from behind now?!??!

Posted by: O Bama at April 30, 2012 01:21 PM (chysP)

153 But we all know what the real slogan is don't we?

RACIST!

Posted by: Dagny at April 30, 2012 01:22 PM (4yXmp)

154 Here's mine. http://is.gd/84eNDh

Posted by: lauraw at April 30, 2012 01:22 PM (xkZHQ)

155 Nice one, lauraw!

Posted by: jakeman at April 30, 2012 01:23 PM (96M6e)

156

Lee Stranahan is having a good ol' time on Twitter making fun of the Occupiers who aren't shutting down the Golden Gate Bridge because the unions made them stop. Or something.

Posted by: SOCK TEST at April 30, 2012 01:23 PM (XdlcF)

157 Romney's should be Stop doing the same thing over and over. and Try to Learn from the mistakes Made.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 01:23 PM (TomZ9)

158 If there was such a thing as comedy, the people who do it could have a field day with this slogan. But I hear there's just nothing funny about Obama. Nothing. Forward (I'll catch up when I'm done with my 18 holes) Forward (as if the last 4 years never happened) Forward (no more going on about who killed who) Forward (unless we can blame it on Bush)

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2012 01:23 PM (Gc/Qi)

159 lots of photoshop fodder here:

http://chineseposters.net/themes/great-leap-forward.php

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2012 01:23 PM (8MasJ)

160 Okay, to those of you who "beat" me to Charge of the Light Brigade, know this. You didn't beat me, it was the software. Yeah, that's it. The software. And speaking of software, have I mentioned by girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild?

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2012 01:24 PM (6TB1Z)

161 What is that thing on Claymores? ...."Forward To The Left".....?

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 01:24 PM (cB+Hn)

162 156 - Indeed, the front of that train begs for the little O symbol added to it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2012 01:25 PM (Gc/Qi)

163 FOOL YOU TWICE?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2012 01:25 PM (DrWcr)

164 If I wasn't at work, I'd do something with this:

http://www.friedo.com/train.jpg

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 30, 2012 01:25 PM (Pi5Sz)

165 (speaking of trains)

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 30, 2012 01:26 PM (Pi5Sz)

166 163 What is that thing on Claymores? ...."Forward To The Left".....?

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 05:24 PM (cB+Hn)

Front towards enemy

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 30, 2012 01:26 PM (Aaxiu)

167 How's WI going for ya, SCOAMF? Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ at April 30, 2012 05:01 PM (ZKzrr) +5 over Romney in the last MULaw poll, +6 in DailyKos'. Down significantly from February and January. Of course, it would be more painful if Walker WINS his fight against the recall.

Posted by: CAC at April 30, 2012 01:26 PM (V8AsJ)

168 POLYP!

Posted by: Soona at April 30, 2012 01:26 PM (Ys8hd)

169 Obama: "Full Retard power."

Biden: "No sir! You have high speed rail! You can have whatever..."

Obama: "FULL RETARD! DAMN YOU!"

OK, am I wrong or would liberals see Khan as the good guy in Star Trek II. Poor guy was stranded on a planet just for the minor sin of wanting to kill Kirk and his crew. Plus, he's super intelligent, so he's meant to rule.

Kirk is just a cowboy who thinks he knows better than a more educated person like Khan. And he left a son with daddy issues. We know that liberals all hate their daddies.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 30, 2012 01:27 PM (T0NGe)

170 BONED

Posted by: Jaws at April 30, 2012 01:27 PM (4I3Uo)

171 You guys should do something with this pic.

tinyurl.com/d527lz4

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at April 30, 2012 01:27 PM (TTHjT)

172

SELA WARD

Oh hell yes.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 30, 2012 01:28 PM (8FQ6f)

173

162...You didn't beat me, it was the software.

Pixy has been messing with me too today, pep. ....It's like Pixy-PMS day, or something.

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 01:28 PM (cB+Hn)

174 Why so forwardist?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 30, 2012 01:28 PM (Aaxiu)

175 Forward he cried, from the rear

And the front ranks died.

Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2012 01:28 PM (KXm42)

176 >> Needs a photoshop of "Forward" underneath that photo of him trying to walk the umbrella through the top bar of the gate.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p1jzs/

Posted by: Andy at April 30, 2012 01:29 PM (5Rurq)

177 Great Leap *Forward*. lurve it!

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at April 30, 2012 01:30 PM (QxSug)

178 FORLORN

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 30, 2012 01:30 PM (ccXZP)

179 Looney Ward

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2012 01:31 PM (Uc9Jc)

180 KOBAMAYASHI MARU

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 30, 2012 01:31 PM (8FQ6f)

181 FORNICATE! (I could actually get excited about this one)

Posted by: Soona at April 30, 2012 01:31 PM (Ys8hd)

182

168 163 ...Front towards enemy

Thanks. ...I knew someone here would know.

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 01:32 PM (cB+Hn)

183 >>>Plus, he's super intelligent, so he's meant to rule.

Genetically engineered to be smarter. Khan would have made Sanger proud, a veritable planned parenthood poster child.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 30, 2012 01:32 PM (0q2P7)

184 TURDWARD

Posted by: TexasJew at April 30, 2012 01:33 PM (8kWKd)

185 174
SELA WARD
Oh hell yes.

Oh hell no.

-Sela Ward's husband, the bastard.

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2012 01:34 PM (6TB1Z)

186 Forward! http://rgifs.gifbin.com/320sw0sw7847.gif

Posted by: toby928© at April 30, 2012 01:36 PM (NG097)

187 That photo at the bottom just needs "WARD" added to it....then it will be perfect.....FOREWARD.

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 01:37 PM (cB+Hn)

188 Waiting to be suspended by Twitter. I've been retweeting these "Forward" pics like the crazed Twitiac I am.

Posted by: Theresa at April 30, 2012 01:37 PM (Cf5RM)

189 Alright, I did it myself anyway.

http://tinyurl.com/cqy6ofz

Link also in nick.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 30, 2012 01:37 PM (Pi5Sz)

190 If I could Photoshop, I'd make one of the Titanic with Odumbass's "Foreward" logo on it approaching the iceberg.

Posted by: Teh Boehner at April 30, 2012 01:38 PM (I8GNk)

191 You know, you gotta hand it to Obama, he is the KIND OF VACUOUS STATEMENTS.

"Forward"

Sounds great but what the hell does it mean? It is something that everyone agrees is good, yet it means nothing. Forward to "what"? Change to "what"?

Forward off the cliff? Forward into the flames?

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at April 30, 2012 01:39 PM (hlUJY)

192 keep moving Forward.
where an administration doesn't take a mom's words to heart.
If everyone tells you to jump off the bridge, would you jump off the bridge?

keep doing what you're doing it might turn out right one day.

no matter how much is lost there really is a rainbow with a unicorn at the end , Obama's ideas.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 01:41 PM (TomZ9)

193 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2012 01:41 PM (7W3wI)

194 Bill, it means whatever his followers want it to mean.

like hope and change.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 01:42 PM (TomZ9)

195

189 Forward! [pixy wouldn't let me re-post link]

Posted by: toby928Â© at April 30, 2012 05:36 PM (NG097)

-------

That Gif is actually perfect, toby. ....Ace should include that above!

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 01:43 PM (cB+Hn)

196

How about "Forewarned"? As in, we have been forewarned that another 4 years of this crap will put us in the poorhouse for good.

Posted by: German Shepard Pie at April 30, 2012 01:44 PM (M3QBc)

197 192 >> http://tinyurl.com/cqy6ofz

Waterhouse, that got a good chuckle out of me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 30, 2012 01:44 PM (ccXZP)

198 If i could photoshop I would do one with a train halfway over the cliff,

," forward?" in a deep twilight zone voice

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 01:45 PM (TomZ9)

199 Forward? with a bunch of americans laying on the road in front of the Bus.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 01:46 PM (TomZ9)

200 SQUIDWARD would really nail down that elusive ghey cephalopod vote for him..

Posted by: TexasJew at April 30, 2012 01:46 PM (8kWKd)

201 Foreskin? That's our slogan!

Posted by: Kal Penn, Van Jones, Cass Sunstein at April 30, 2012 01:51 PM (SXj0p)

202 If Popeye were running, "Forearmed" would be a good slogan.

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at April 30, 2012 01:53 PM (+C9LQ)

203 Q. Who the hell SMILES on the downswing ? A. The guy whose escaping from Moochelle Obama for 4 hours.

Posted by: Moochelle's Doorman at April 30, 2012 02:10 PM (ShuAW)

204 If I say "back and to the left" will a secret service agent leave a couple hundred on my dresser?

Posted by: SarahW at April 30, 2012 02:16 PM (LYwCh)

205
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=130974

JEF flyin' Choppa!

Posted by: sTevo at April 30, 2012 02:17 PM (VMcEw)

206 Also Worf but I I don't think she looks like him anyway.

Posted by: SarahW at April 30, 2012 02:18 PM (LYwCh)

207 FUCKWARD

Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2012 02:23 PM (nU/dt)

208 Obama 2012: Embrace The Suck

Posted by: BuddyPC at April 30, 2012 02:24 PM (KCuY9)

209 Leason he reft out "Great Reap" is we got copylight. And he cheap Charlie.

Posted by: Chairman Zombie Mao at April 30, 2012 02:32 PM (qwK3S)

210 Mine:

http://tinyurl.com/7ag4p62

Posted by: irright at April 30, 2012 02:37 PM (RzLbD)

211 Forward comes with an illustrious history.

From Wikipedia:

Forward (generic name of socialist publications)

The name Forward carries a special meaning in socialist political terminology. It has been frequently used as a name for socialist, communist and other leftwing newspapers and publications. For example, Vpered (Russian language for "Forward") was the name of the publication that Lenin started after having resigned from the Iskra editorial board in 1905 after a clash with Georgi Plekhanov and the Mensheviks.

Posted by: comrade at April 30, 2012 03:32 PM (CI22O)

212 Fraudward!

Posted by: Moe, Curly, and Shemp at April 30, 2012 03:37 PM (MMC8r)

213 Squidward!

Posted by: spongebob at April 30, 2012 03:43 PM (MMC8r)

214 Forward indeed.

Pay no attention to the destruction I've left behind me...

What a dick.

Posted by: Mirror on the wall at April 30, 2012 04:34 PM (K0oMt)

215 I thought WTF was more appropriate.

They must be playing "Desperado" over and over again to come up with this catchy phrase. "I need four more years to completely destroy America" is the definition of "foreward." In reality it is "Fourward."

Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Lolo Ate My Poodle at April 30, 2012 04:38 PM (baL2B)

216 I think it sounds better in the German: "Vorwaerz." This fuckers presidency is going to turn out worse than Operation Barbarossa.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 30, 2012 05:14 PM (wCdEq)

217 Meh. To me, it sounds like "Bend Over!".

Posted by: bad guy at April 30, 2012 05:35 PM (9Yg1a)

218 I guess we all know that FORWARD is an old communist slogan originally used by Lenin beginning about 1900 or so. Also the name of many communist and Bolshevik newspapers for the past 100 years or so. Just saying.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Lord Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at April 30, 2012 05:36 PM (Uh+y6)

219 comrade and VADM have nailed it. FORWARD is absolutely LOADED with Communist connotations. Feel free to look up Avanti, which is the Italian name for Forward, and you'll come up with lots of interesting history Obama's tapping into. Or just check this link... http://tinyurl.com/7vso7jz

Posted by: MacAoidh at April 30, 2012 05:47 PM (EmOLv)

220 These are hilarious....liked this one best (http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa473/irright/oops1.jpg).

However none were quite worthy of making into a yard sign. I'm not creative but like the " Debt Star" (http://www.flickr.com/photos/sully_aka__wstera2/3344154331/) If there was one this good, I would spend money to make a ton of yard signs that I would put everywhere I could.

Posted by: Fl Conservative at April 30, 2012 06:04 PM (hQDLJ)

221 19 They had better pitching and hitters

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Good point.

Now warming up in the bullpen....Borbon....Pedro Borbon....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 04:57 PM (sbV1u)

**************

Where you from, Sean? I didn't think anyone was old enough to remember ol' Pedro...

Posted by: Boomer Redneq hates O-fucking-bama at April 30, 2012 06:07 PM (eQnzo)

222 FAILWARD

Posted by: jbinnout at April 30, 2012 06:36 PM (fA+3F)

223 214 Mine:

http://tinyurl.com/7ag4p62

Posted by: irright at April 30, 2012 06:37 PM (RzLbD)

***************

This is very good. However, underneath the "Forward", you need to add, "What could go wrong?"

Posted by: Boomer Redneq hates O-fucking-bama at April 30, 2012 06:41 PM (eQnzo)

224 Just between you, me, and the morons, 'Forward' is a reference to Sandra Fluke's moral vacuum.

Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at April 30, 2012 06:58 PM (+nCNS)

225

FourWord(s) - Go Back To Chicago

FourWord(s) - Shut The F*ck Up

FourWord(s) - I'm Going To Lose

FourWord(s) - Don't Vote For Me

Posted by: Hangtown Bob at May 01, 2012 05:12 AM (cVnqU)

226 The full motto is: Forward, slaves, we need you to make more money for us.

Posted by: Old Curmudgeon at May 01, 2012 07:19 AM (CfHAd)

227 "Forward" because "The Great Leap Forward" would be too revealing.

Posted by: Zoltan at May 01, 2012 11:08 AM (sX1gH)

228 I pushed Obama's "FORWARD" button and I started going backwards. I pushed it again and I went backwards faster. I'm not pushing it again.

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