January 04, 2012
— Ace I tweeted that there's no way that Obama could be the Anti-Christ, because Satan wouldn't be incompetent. And could successfully pronounce the word "corpsman."
Here are some more Obama's not Satan arguments.
One guy just wrote "Satan wouldn't have claimed he'd visited all 12 circles (of hell)," which is a decent joke.
This good ad about this SCOAMF got me started.
The ridiculous pompadoured ponce of racial arson, Al Sharpton, blabbled that the GOP is in a "mad rush to its extreme white wing, so I started an Al Sharpton is Not Blacula one, too.
Blacula chomps into the necks of supple young virgins. Not goditos double-fisted two-at-a-time.
So anyway I'm dropping these jokes and I'm like, "Um, don't I have a blog where we do these jokes?" Sorry.
And since this is just a catch-all post-- you know when I kept saying lawyers would soon be involved with the Keith Olbermann Situation? (Which should be the name of his show -- The Situation with Keith Olbermann.)
Lawyers are involved in the Keith Olbermann situation.
The newsman has tapped high-powered lawyer Patricia Glaser to "determine his rights" in his five-year contract, an individual close to him told TheWrap.Meanwhile, executives at Current TV said that relations – especially those with Current CEO Joel Hyatt – were at a breaking point after deteriorating over the past several months.
“I hope Keith is part of our future, but it’s up to Keith,” an executive with Current who declined to be identified told TheWrap. "Keith set us in the right direction and we’re on that path now … and as I’ve learned over the years, everybody is replaceable.”
Glaser would only tell TheWrap that "the lawyers are communicating."
Keith Olbermann is also not Satan, because Satan could drive a car.
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Posted by: Learflyer at January 04, 2012 07:41 PM (Guk0o)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 07:42 PM (2Y56z)
Obama cannot be Satan, Satan is not a SCOAMF.
Posted by: Mister Money at January 04, 2012 07:43 PM (wN82N)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 07:44 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Doofus at January 04, 2012 07:44 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: cvrgrl at January 04, 2012 07:44 PM (PAonD)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 07:44 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 07:44 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 07:44 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: Doofus at January 04, 2012 07:45 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 04, 2012 07:46 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 04, 2012 07:47 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: Satan at January 04, 2012 07:47 PM (r2PLg)
And, Obama can't be satan cause satan don't like that much junk in the trunk.
Posted by: ryukyu at January 04, 2012 07:47 PM (MOHSR)
Posted by: JJ at January 04, 2012 07:47 PM (w3wHg)
Posted by: Satan at January 04, 2012 07:47 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 07:48 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: Doofus at January 04, 2012 07:48 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 07:48 PM (nj1bB)
Obama can't be Satan, Satan always keeps his word.
Posted by: Mister Money at January 04, 2012 07:48 PM (wN82N)
Posted by: Doofus at January 04, 2012 07:49 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Tommygun at January 04, 2012 07:49 PM (T2ydq)
Satan did get a Nobel Peace Prize, though ...
Posted by: really ... at January 04, 2012 07:49 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Satan at January 04, 2012 07:50 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 07:50 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: tasker at January 04, 2012 07:51 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 07:51 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 07:52 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Son of Liberty at January 04, 2012 07:52 PM (ZCq3c)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 04, 2012 07:52 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: tasker at January 04, 2012 07:53 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2012 07:53 PM (Nguzi)
Posted by: really ... at January 04, 2012 07:53 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Tommygun at January 04, 2012 07:53 PM (T2ydq)
Obama bows down to the world in exchange for nothing.
Posted by: the dandy at January 04, 2012 07:53 PM (bfFum)
Anyhow, the Anti-Christ is supposed to usher in an era of peace and prosperity. The SCoaMF ain't getting no B+ from me on this one.
Oh, and Her Excellency can kiss my ass too. I kind of like that.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2012 07:53 PM (BhuDE)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 04, 2012 07:54 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 07:54 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: Awful McNasty's boxers at January 04, 2012 07:57 PM (SiOVz)
Posted by: tasker at January 04, 2012 07:58 PM (r2PLg)
No shit. Satan didn't get where he is today by acting like a crapulous little pustule of a pussy-boy.
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2012 07:58 PM (OF1FH)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 07:59 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: really ... at January 04, 2012 07:59 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: The Q at January 04, 2012 08:00 PM (LnQhT)
Posted by: Awful McNasty's boxers at January 04, 2012 08:00 PM (SiOVz)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2012 08:01 PM (BhuDE)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 04, 2012 08:01 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 04, 2012 08:02 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: the dandy at January 04, 2012 08:02 PM (bfFum)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 08:03 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 08:04 PM (nj1bB)
When Satan needed an ally he picked the Anti-Christ, when Obama needed an ally he picked Joe Biden.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 04, 2012 08:04 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: Doofus at January 04, 2012 08:04 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: the dandy at January 04, 2012 08:04 PM (bfFum)
Posted by: Son of Liberty at January 04, 2012 08:04 PM (ZCq3c)
Posted by: Awful McNasty's boxers at January 04, 2012 08:05 PM (SiOVz)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 04, 2012 08:05 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 08:07 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 04, 2012 08:08 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 08:09 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 08:09 PM (nj1bB)
What, Gloria Allred was busy?
Been following both hashes on Twit. Pretty funny shit!
Posted by: Theresa at January 04, 2012 08:09 PM (ejSrN)
Posted by: dogfish at January 04, 2012 08:10 PM (N2yhW)
Posted by: RKM at January 04, 2012 08:10 PM (ErGXS)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 08:12 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 04, 2012 08:12 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 08:13 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Awful McNasty's boxers at January 04, 2012 08:13 PM (SiOVz)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 04, 2012 08:13 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: the dandy at January 04, 2012 08:13 PM (bfFum)
Posted by: tasker at January 04, 2012 08:14 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 08:15 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 04, 2012 08:16 PM (V6fqC)
OT - We have a new definition of "does not placate." Here in Connecticut Richard Schenkman (sp?) was just sentenced for holding his wife hostage and then burning down their house during a divorce dispute. At the sentencing hearing Schenkman told the judge that he had hired an "experienced" hitman to kill his wife.
He recieved 75 years but he didn't placate.
Posted by: Have Blue at January 04, 2012 08:16 PM (IKTC8)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2012 08:16 PM (BhuDE)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 08:16 PM (nj1bB)
Satan is proud of his Occidental College degree.
No one should be proud of that, it's the clown college of the SCIAC
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 04, 2012 08:16 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2012 08:17 PM (OF1FH)
2. Satan would have a degree from Stanford.
3. Satan would be... you know, actually attractive.
4. Satan does not use the word "umm" in speeches.
Posted by: shibumi at January 04, 2012 08:17 PM (z63Tr)
Posted by: seamrog at January 04, 2012 08:17 PM (wc5/w)
Posted by: the dandy at January 04, 2012 08:17 PM (bfFum)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 04, 2012 08:17 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 04, 2012 08:18 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: baldilocks at January 04, 2012 08:18 PM (T2/zQ)
Absent father, leaves his mother at an early age.
Believes that a mystical religion (social justice/dark side) will bring peace when it brings misery.
Keeps altering the deal on Lando/Dem voters
Has a marriage with no apparent warmth or affection.
Is completely dependent on machinery to survive.
He takes his orders from a powerful ancient soulless ghoul (Palpatine/Soros)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 08:18 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: shibumi at January 04, 2012 08:19 PM (z63Tr)
Posted by: really ... at January 04, 2012 08:19 PM (X3lox)
You can tell when that happens because their asses get bright red, much like a baboon's.
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at January 04, 2012 08:19 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2012 08:20 PM (ffV1/)
Posted by: the dandy at January 04, 2012 08:20 PM (bfFum)
Posted by: tasker at January 04, 2012 08:20 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at January 04, 2012 08:20 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: Son of Liberty at January 04, 2012 08:21 PM (ZCq3c)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at January 04, 2012 08:21 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: dogfish at January 05, 2012 12:10 AM (N2yhW)
'Course not. He wrote it.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 08:22 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: Dave S. at January 04, 2012 08:22 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at January 04, 2012 08:23 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: RKM at January 04, 2012 08:23 PM (ErGXS)
Posted by: Tjexcite at January 04, 2012 08:23 PM (sk1Ym)
Posted by: the dandy at January 04, 2012 08:23 PM (bfFum)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at January 04, 2012 08:23 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2012 08:24 PM (ffV1/)
Posted by: Son of Liberty at January 04, 2012 08:25 PM (ZCq3c)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at January 04, 2012 08:25 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 08:25 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at January 04, 2012 08:26 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: Son of Liberty at January 04, 2012 08:27 PM (ZCq3c)
I think Satan is a little more libertarian on the whole 'free choice' issue. Say, who's on the ballot in Virginia again?
Posted by: the dandy at January 04, 2012 08:27 PM (bfFum)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2012 08:27 PM (FIE/L)
According to South Park, he did several times.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 08:27 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at January 05, 2012 12:25 AM (yQwq5)
The Queen got the iPod. Satan is an Apple fanboi, so that doesn't tell us much, though Satan would have given her Steve Jobs' soul, instead.
Posted by: really ... at January 04, 2012 08:27 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Aunt Cranky at January 04, 2012 08:28 PM (JoeF6)
Quite the lively thread......
There will never be Obama'd eggs.
No one could make them or afford them.
Posted by: seamrog at January 04, 2012 08:29 PM (wc5/w)
Posted by: tasker at January 04, 2012 08:29 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 04, 2012 08:30 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: Wink Martindale at January 04, 2012 08:30 PM (tECC8)
Posted by: The Q at January 04, 2012 08:30 PM (LnQhT)
Posted by: Son of Liberty at January 04, 2012 08:31 PM (ZCq3c)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at January 04, 2012 08:31 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: the dandy at January 04, 2012 08:32 PM (bfFum)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2012 08:32 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 04, 2012 08:32 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: the dandy at January 04, 2012 08:33 PM (bfFum)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2012 08:33 PM (BhuDE)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2012 08:33 PM (ffV1/)
That guy was a damned good actor.
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 04, 2012 08:33 PM (PES8I)
[Keef O.] "has tapped high-powered lawyer Patricia Glaser to "determine his rights" in his five-year contract"
Would Satan use a lawyer? Isn't there a religious conflict here?
Isn't Al Gore heavily (or largely, or widely, or ...) involved in Current TV? Shouldn't the Goracle be donning his robes and glove, pursuant to smiting Keef the A_prostate?
Posted by: Arbalest at January 04, 2012 08:34 PM (ERM21)
Posted by: Wink Martindale at January 04, 2012 08:34 PM (tECC8)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 04, 2012 08:34 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2012 08:34 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at January 04, 2012 08:35 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 08:36 PM (2Y56z)
In fact, no adult would ever say that. That isn't even how the kiddie expression "wee wee" is used by anyone.
Satan wouldn't be making up lame analogies with Republicans "sipping Slurpees" ... and then repeating the idiocy ad nauseum.
Posted by: really ... at January 04, 2012 08:36 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 04, 2012 08:37 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: the dandy at January 04, 2012 08:37 PM (bfFum)
Posted by: The Q at January 04, 2012 08:37 PM (LnQhT)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 04, 2012 08:38 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 08:38 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: Dave S. at January 04, 2012 08:38 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 04, 2012 08:38 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2012 08:38 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: Wink Martindale at January 04, 2012 08:38 PM (tECC8)
Satan wouldn't be caught dead in Mom Jeans.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 04, 2012 08:39 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 04, 2012 08:40 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 04, 2012 08:40 PM (jucos)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2012 08:41 PM (ffV1/)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 04, 2012 08:41 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2012 12:38 AM (FIE/L)
Current thread winner for me/
Posted by: Aunt Cranky at January 04, 2012 08:41 PM (JoeF6)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 04, 2012 08:43 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 08:44 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: Awful McNasty's boxers at January 04, 2012 08:44 PM (SiOVz)
Posted by: Rondinellamamma at January 04, 2012 08:45 PM (XgXT2)
Posted by: really ... at January 05, 2012 12:39 AM (X3lox)
Yep. Winnah.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2012 08:46 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: Satan Anka at January 04, 2012 08:46 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 04, 2012 08:46 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: Dave S. at January 04, 2012 08:47 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 04, 2012 08:47 PM (2Y56z)
Posted by: Son of Liberty at January 04, 2012 08:48 PM (ZCq3c)
lawyer Patricia Glaser to "determine his rights" in his five-year contract
Uh, rights are granted by God, or Nature... they are not given to you through a 'Contract'...
This dilution of the word 'Right' makes it easier to take away our ACTUAL Rights... because somthing given through a contract is given by Man, and can be taken by Man...
Its like 'States Rights', or Government Rights.... those are GIVEN by Man... they don't have Rights but do have limitations, and obligations...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 04, 2012 08:49 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Mr Fever Head at January 04, 2012 08:49 PM (SzAZ7)
You know; when my 7mo son starts bawling cause nobody is holding him right this instant.....Yeah he's still more manly than Keefe.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 04, 2012 08:50 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: SATAN at January 04, 2012 08:52 PM (Sh42X)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 04, 2012 08:52 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Satan at January 04, 2012 08:53 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 08:53 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Satan at January 04, 2012 08:54 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 08:56 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 04, 2012 08:57 PM (V6fqC)
Satan could have plugged the hole.
Posted by: probably banned now at January 04, 2012 08:59 PM (QyMDY)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2012 08:59 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 04, 2012 09:01 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: probably banned now at January 04, 2012 09:01 PM (QyMDY)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 04, 2012 09:04 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 04, 2012 09:04 PM (KI/Ch)
Posted by: probably banned now at January 04, 2012 09:06 PM (QyMDY)
Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 04, 2012 09:07 PM (kqqGm)
Posted by: sistrum at January 04, 2012 09:08 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: Aunt Cranky at January 04, 2012 09:08 PM (JoeF6)
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 04, 2012 09:10 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: Dave S. at January 04, 2012 09:10 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 04, 2012 09:10 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Son of Liberty at January 04, 2012 09:11 PM (ZCq3c)
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 04, 2012 09:12 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 04, 2012 09:12 PM (KI/Ch)
Posted by: Max Power at January 04, 2012 09:12 PM (+wxCD)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 04, 2012 09:13 PM (KI/Ch)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 04, 2012 09:15 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: Mr Fever Head at January 04, 2012 09:16 PM (SzAZ7)
Posted by: probably banned now at January 04, 2012 09:16 PM (QyMDY)
Posted by: Max Power at January 04, 2012 09:17 PM (+wxCD)
Posted by: Dusty at January 04, 2012 09:18 PM (7G4yf)
Posted by: Aunt Cranky at January 04, 2012 09:19 PM (JoeF6)
Posted by: Dave S. at January 04, 2012 09:21 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 04, 2012 09:24 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: Mr Fever Head at January 04, 2012 09:27 PM (SzAZ7)
So Olbermann was essentially an a-hole from day one at Current TV?
Go figure.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 04, 2012 09:28 PM (eHIJJ)
Actually it's unalienable rights, not inalienable. Those words have slightly different meanings.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 04, 2012 09:29 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Dusty at January 04, 2012 09:31 PM (7G4yf)
Posted by: baldilocks at January 05, 2012 12:18 AM
An important jurist in the history of the Court. It's important for the kids to know, you know.
Posted by: Joe Biden...Not Satan at January 04, 2012 09:39 PM (b9Xea)
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 04, 2012 09:40 PM (sEvRn)
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 04, 2012 09:41 PM (sEvRn)
Posted by: Beth at January 04, 2012 09:46 PM (kBxk7)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 04, 2012 09:48 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2012 09:48 PM (5Hl3g)
Posted by: Cowboy at January 04, 2012 09:49 PM (So+7G)
, Obama would have had to come out of relative obscurity to become one of the most powerful leaders of the world, heralded as a messiah by millions, no later than 2008.Posted by: Norcross at January 04, 2012 09:50 PM (RM0br)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 04, 2012 09:58 PM (GE1+K)
The final version of the Declaration uses the word "unalienable." Some earlier drafts used the word "inalienable," which is the term our modern dictionaries prefer. The two words mean precisely the same thing.
Posted by: drowningpuppies at January 04, 2012 10:11 PM (012vu)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 04, 2012 10:23 PM (xsRod)
An idea got lost in these dusty lawbooks, the idea that Keith Olbermann is not a lunatic.
Posted by: Joel Hyatt at January 04, 2012 10:24 PM (xsRod)
Posted by: Satan at January 04, 2012 10:26 PM (xsRod)
Posted by: Sen John McCain at January 04, 2012 10:28 PM (xsRod)
Good thing Hollywood and Dear Leader are BFF... he'd never do that to his liberal-lefty friends.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 04, 2012 10:31 PM (1GunI)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2012 10:32 PM (GQt2m)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at January 04, 2012 10:32 PM (xsRod)
Satan thinks nothing is above his pay-grade.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 04, 2012 10:34 PM (xsRod)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 04, 2012 10:37 PM (xsRod)
We may be looking at the wrong Obama.
Posted by: Llarry at January 04, 2012 10:37 PM (Rnfm0)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 04, 2012 10:39 PM (xsRod)
Posted by: Jehu at January 04, 2012 10:40 PM (JQ1k+)
Posted by: Jehu at January 04, 2012 10:41 PM (JQ1k+)
Posted by: SurferDoc at January 04, 2012 10:45 PM (6H6FZ)
Posted by: Jehu at January 04, 2012 10:46 PM (JQ1k+)
Posted by: runningrn at January 04, 2012 10:47 PM (U9Spd)
Posted by: runningrn at January 04, 2012 10:47 PM (U9Spd)
Posted by: runningrn at January 04, 2012 10:49 PM (U9Spd)
He was then punched in the face by SEAL sniper Chris Kyle and knocked to the floor.
When Ace said he would vote for Obama over Ron Paul, I disagreed. Now I think of all the people Paul would appoint, and I realize that if I had to choose between the two, I couldn't. I'd vote third party.
http://tinyurl.com/85kzcpw
Posted by: Llarry at January 04, 2012 10:50 PM (Rnfm0)
Posted by: runningrn at January 04, 2012 10:50 PM (U9Spd)
Posted by: Jehu at January 04, 2012 10:50 PM (JQ1k+)
Posted by: JarvisW at January 04, 2012 10:52 PM (8yPsP)
Posted by: Jehu at January 04, 2012 10:57 PM (JQ1k+)
Posted by: madamex at January 04, 2012 10:57 PM (5+Fw+)
Posted by: Jehu at January 04, 2012 10:58 PM (JQ1k+)
Posted by: Jehu at January 04, 2012 11:00 PM (JQ1k+)
Posted by: JarvisW at January 04, 2012 11:02 PM (8yPsP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2012 12:03 AM (loM0R)
This would be of relevance to anyone who actually gave a crap about RINO insiders like "ace" and that fat fuck "Erick" from "redstate".
Posted by: Dick at January 05, 2012 12:15 AM (ue9Yq)
If Satan wanted to terrorize the people of the United States,
set the richer against the poorer,
the young against the old,
one race against another,
create constitutional crisis,
rule by fiat,
insult the wise,
praise the foolish,
bow before kings,
sneer at the commoners,
destroy respect for the Law,
destroy respect for the US in the world,
turn his back on those being murdered,
attack our allies,
give our enemies aid and comfort,
create turmoil and confusion here at home and abroad,
ruin our financial system,
burden the economy with so much debt it staggers to a halt,
praise those who wish to kill us,
denigrate those who defend our land,
enable those who wish to enslave us,
put the incompetent in charge,
murder or imprison the innocent,
set the guilty over the victim,
ignore the pleas of the people,
accuse the law abiding of crimes and
release the guilty
then I'd say he's done a bang up job.
Posted by: Theocracy or Corporate Statism, you choose. at January 05, 2012 12:16 AM (xqpQL)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at January 05, 2012 12:21 AM (oif6Y)
“The Gods of the Copybook Headings,” by Rudyard Kipling (genius)
Fits our present catastrophe PERFECTLY. And was written in 1919 (humans never change).
AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.
We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.
We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.
With the Hopes that our World is built on, they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.
When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed, They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “Stick to the Devil you know.”
On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour, and ended by loving his wife).
Till our women had no more children, and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “The Wages of Sin is Death.”
In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “If you don’t work, you die.”
Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt FoolÂ’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing, and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!
Posted by: Beverly at January 05, 2012 12:32 AM (1hhUA)
Posted by: K~Bob at January 05, 2012 01:11 AM (sZfku)
Actualy, Obama can not be Satan because Satan would LIKE America!
We like Porn, and Beer, and seperate Chuch and State... we like Free Speech! We overthrew a King, just like he tried to do....
We're well on the way to destroying the Family, and Gays are not only excepted, but protected and celebrated...
Hollywood has no morals... our politicians are liars and crooks...
Obama cannot be Satan... because Satan would want this cauldron of weirdness called the USA to survive... somthing Obama does not want...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2012 01:21 AM (NtXW4)
Posted by: BJ Jeff at January 05, 2012 01:32 AM (dIHHd)
Got to thinking about this sexist point of view.
Satan would have a puppet husband. You got it. Michelle is Satan.
Posted by: sTevo at January 05, 2012 01:44 AM (VMcEw)
Got to thinking about this sexist point of view.
Satan would have a puppet husband. You got it. Michelle is Satan.
Posted by: sTevo at January 05, 2012 05:44 AM (VMcEw)
Dam... you could be onto somthing there...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2012 01:51 AM (NtXW4)
Satan would not marry a horrifying gargoyle, I am pretty sure that dude pulled the best poon the world had to offer, ever.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at January 05, 2012 02:04 AM (LWXG/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 05, 2012 02:11 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 05, 2012 02:23 AM (niZvt)
A milquetoast is a weak, ineffectual or bland person. The word is derived from the character Caspar Milquetoast from the 1924 comic strip The Timid Soul.
Milquetoast may also refer to:
Milquetoast the Cockroach, a character in the comic strips Bloom County and Outland"Milquetoast" (song), a song by the alternative metal band HelmetPosted by: Pragmatic at January 05, 2012 02:28 AM (elHhH)
Posted by: davidinvirginia at January 05, 2012 02:31 AM (cPJUK)
Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at January 05, 2012 02:46 AM (Og1Kk)
So is Mrs. Granholm-Mulhern finally coming out as the lightweight moron commie we all knew she was?
Amazing.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at January 05, 2012 02:46 AM (LWXG/)
Posted by: ombdz at January 05, 2012 02:49 AM (2DpoY)
Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at January 05, 2012 02:52 AM (Og1Kk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 05, 2012 03:01 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Maggie Hind Quarter at January 05, 2012 04:06 AM (jiwQf)
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Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2012 04:37 AM (/ZZCn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2012 04:56 AM (4q5tP)
Satan would think that installing a person who wants to legalize child molestastion in the position of Safe Schools Czar would simply be too evil to consider.
Posted by: Reactionary at January 05, 2012 05:01 AM (xUM1Q)
Posted by: Who Knows at January 05, 2012 05:11 AM (W+Itt)
Posted by: Who Knows at January 05, 2012 05:13 AM (W+Itt)
Obama's the only one who seems to have a kind of heaven-sent curse upon him because the Illinois Lottery drew 666 the day of his election. So the odds are against him.
There are countless links to this.
Google:
http://tinyurl.com/7fvq5nd
You Tube:
http://tinyurl.com/7mkd9vz
If he's the Antichrist this nes will come like lightning out of nowhere. It'll be the Apocalypse.
The Lottery means money and the Bible says that evil so refuse Obama's spending splurges because that money is his mark of 666 upon your heand and forehead. it says it takes a man of wisdom to udnerstand this number 666 but it's really not that difficult to understand. becware of fake prophets saying 666 is the RFID microchip, that's nonsense ROYALE, or else that 666 is the codebars lol ROFLMAO that's more of the same crap! Don't listen to idiots!
Posted by: Geir Smith at January 05, 2012 05:15 AM (chsdF)
Yes he could.
Satan said something along these lines to God, "Of course you're winning, you get to tell your side of the story, and I don't get to tell mine." God replied "Go Ahead".
Demons don't make human errors; so he wrote a book with no human errors in it - no misspellings - no contradictions - none of the mistakes we fallible humans would make; a perfect book. He even put in proofs of the book's supernatural origins - by including things no human could possibly know.
However a Demon imitating God - being less than God - must ask for things God would never need. Those things God would never need would be what Demonic Errors look like. For example: "Why would God need Liars on his side, does he fear Satan is telling the truth?" or: "Why would the infidel be owed no truth? Wouldn't the infidel be the one person to whom God would wish the truth be given?"
Oh look, I just found errors in the Koran. Mohammed was afraid he had been tricked by a Demon which is why he said to not believe a word of the Koran if anyone found errors in it.
Posted by: Eric Holder and 131 new lawyers at the DOJ at January 05, 2012 05:18 AM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Who Knows at January 05, 2012 05:19 AM (W+Itt)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at January 05, 2012 05:23 AM (baL2B)
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Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 05, 2012 05:26 AM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 05, 2012 09:26 AM (Ec6wH)>
It has nothing to do with Obama playing the Lottery. Heaven made that lottery draw to Mark Obama and curse him. It is the hand of heaven to mark the Antichrist.
Posted by: Geir Smith at January 05, 2012 05:32 AM (chsdF)
Meh, it could be worse. It could be 'Keith Olbermann with The Situation'...
Posted by: DarkLord© for Prez! at January 05, 2012 05:33 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 05, 2012 05:51 AM (/7nCM)
Man, the lottery talk weirded out this thread. Made me think that back when my cousin Jimmy ran the numbers racket for the Outfit, he was considered a racketeer. Until the state of Illinois needed revenues...to pay for idiot teachers.
How about, Satan will know not to play "666" on November 6, 2012.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 05, 2012 05:59 AM (Ec6wH)
So, I think Obama's 42 month rule ends today. That means that 42 months ago it was in Aug. 2008. Now Obama was elected in Nov. 2008, but he had wrapped up the election in June i.e. Hillary Clinton officially ended her candidacy and Democratic National Convention
On August 27 Barack Obama was awarded the Democratic presidential nomination by acclamation at the 2008 Demcratic National Convention in Denver Colorado.
I think Obama's end of the Antichrist Rule is NOW.
Posted by: Geir Smith at January 05, 2012 06:00 AM (chsdF)
Posted by: Lady in Black ~ still carrying a torch for Perry at January 05, 2012 06:05 AM (ycuSb)
Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2012 06:06 AM (U9Spd)
Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2012 06:09 AM (U9Spd)
Posted by: Geir Smith at January 05, 2012 06:10 AM (chsdF)
He had won the election the evening before that so Illinois was glued to the screens and so were the four neighbouring states that also play the Illinois Lottery and get the results after the evening news.
Obama must have said "Sheesh!"
This is what someone from Illinois said about it: "It was eerie."
Posted by: Geir Smith at January 05, 2012 06:11 AM (chsdF)
Posted by: Geir Smith at January 05, 2012 06:13 AM (chsdF)
Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2012 06:19 AM (U9Spd)
GA judge to hear challenge to Obama eligibility
Obama will stand trial. Spread the good news. Those who spread the news (the Messengers of the Apocalypse) will go to heaven.
Posted by: Geir Smith at January 05, 2012 06:22 AM (chsdF)
http://tinyurl.com/l9zcsk
01/04 The Mark Levin Show
Audio Download
I quite frankly do not see the opposition to him on this site. He is virtually a spitting image of the comments here, every day. And, the mindset, for the most part.
As a lawyer, and fighting the Obama administration with his Legal Foundation, his insight cannot be found anywhere else, nor as quickly.
Yesterday, he calls Obama out as a Dictator. Indeed he is. Most of his show is dedicated to the "recess" appointments. And, reveals the sham and lies that are Obama.
He's not in anyone's pocket. He (I believe being a libertarian) rejects "RuPaul" outright.
He's on our side, and he's addictive. But, for me, I get the legal side of all issues, similar to Legal Insurrection, but covered over hours of airtime, which can cover quite a bit.
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Posted by: Evan at January 05, 2012 06:29 AM (LEvxw)
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Posted by: Kaitian at January 05, 2012 06:40 AM (K5H+f)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at January 05, 2012 06:42 AM (yQwq5)
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Posted by: Nraendowment at January 05, 2012 06:54 AM (aUrta)
Satan would:
play golf better
smoke shamlessly and stylishly in public
dance better (none of that bent arm wiggle)
get his social security number from hawaii
get more love from China
will have NorthKorea shine his shoes
go tiger shooting with Putin
convince Chavez to celebrate cinco de mayo at the WH
make fast and furious disappear
make solyndra the darling on wallstreet
would have won class warfare --on first day
make occupiers (OWS) look like strippers
obama's just a wanna be...like he was all his life.
Posted by: nygal in purgatory at January 05, 2012 07:05 AM (+/c0N)
Satan would not :
cry,
have x-girlfriends that trash him,
have gone to farm college
gone to work with al gore.
Posted by: nygal in purgatory at January 05, 2012 07:10 AM (+/c0N)
Posted by: Taxpayer1234 at January 05, 2012 07:13 AM (NpmCe)
Satan had Rottweillers
Obama has a Portuguese fucking Water Dog.
That his wife resents out of jealousy.
Posted by: Entropy at January 05, 2012 07:19 AM (pu3AL)
Oh, this means Rick Perry is not Michael Jackson.
Because Jackson knows his career is dead.
Except for the part where Jackson's career is doing gangbusters since he died, which he does not know because, well... he's dead.
Posted by: Entropy at January 05, 2012 07:27 AM (pu3AL)
@ 387
Satan had Rottweillers
Obama has a Portuguese fucking Water Dog.
That his wife resents out of jealousy.
Because the dog is so much more (a) better looking and (b) with a better personality.
Finished it for you.
Posted by: Bulldog in Kansas at January 05, 2012 07:32 AM (z1C58)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 05, 2012 07:59 AM (6BgmB)
Posted by: Taxpayer1234 at January 05, 2012 11:13 AM (NpmCe)
There are only 50 states too. Obama said he visted 58 or so. Don't make me explain this joke further.
Posted by: Deathknyte at January 05, 2012 08:12 AM (uk88u)
They are one and the same.. SCOAMF's
Satanic Clusterfuck of a miserable failure...
and... well, we already know the other one...
Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 05, 2012 08:18 AM (Tv41j)
Obama's the Antichrist by the number 666 being drawn in the Illinois Lottery.
Some sects say the Antichrist is Satan-in-Person.
Posted by: Geir Smith at January 05, 2012 08:28 AM (chsdF)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 05, 2012 08:33 AM (HRDOp)
When you play Kanye West backward, it says "Barack Obama is a Stuttering Clusterf*ck of a Miserable Failure, and Jay Z likes to jizz on my chest."
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 05, 2012 08:44 AM (Ec6wH)
The Antichrist will totally deceive the whole world and reduce it toally to his power. The whole world will be duped and only 144 000 will spread the message of who he is and reveal him.
They will be the chosen and go to heaven (Bible).
Posted by: Geir Smith at January 05, 2012 08:45 AM (chsdF)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2012 08:56 AM (jZkPu)
Posted by: Edj at January 05, 2012 09:15 AM (+QKfp)
Received wisdom in the moronsphere notwithstanding, I think Obama really is Satan:
1. Satan is the Prince of Lies. Obama's pretty accomplished in that department.
2. Satan is surrounded by sycophantic acolyptes who train their children to sing hymns in his praise. Obama, ditto.
3. Most important, Satan's greatest lie is convincing us that he doesn't exist; while Obama's is convincing us that he is merely a SCoaMF - when in fact he is the greatest internal threat that the Republic has faced in my lifetime (and I go back to the Truman Administration).
Posted by: Brown Line at January 05, 2012 09:18 AM (VrNoa)
Posted by: Geir Smith at January 05, 2012 09:31 AM (chsdF)
Posted by: snowcrash at January 05, 2012 09:56 AM (w3YD7)
Whatever Obama does is to deceive people. You'll think he's a Christian. You'll think he's Muslim. You'll think he's a Communist. You'll think he's a Radical. Etc etc... He's the master of deceit. Bible: 'The Antichrist is a "Man of Miracles"'
Posted by: Geir Smith at January 05, 2012 10:09 AM (chsdF)
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Posted by: Natasha at January 05, 2012 11:35 AM (jU5uf)
Remember in the Simpsons it is Flanders who turns out to be Satan. sooo...
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