1 Hahaha. What a lazy SCOAMF.

But no corporate jets this year? Did he fix that "problem"?

2 Woah, they got that out fast. .....Nice work, too.

3 Stuttering Clusterf*ck of a Redundant Failure

4 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

End his reign, vote Ham Sandwich!

5 Once a year I say I'm going to learn a new language.

How is it I don't have a cushy gov't job as a translator?

6 What's it called, when someone brazenly scolds others for what they themselves are blatantly doing in plain sight? ......Isn't there a term for that?

7 I heard...dog whistles, annnnnnd....fap fap fap fap fap

8 "End his reign, vote Ham Sandwich!"

I accept.

Sucker.

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnnyColdcuts

9 Obama really only has one speech...sort of the way George Lucas only has one movie.

10 I was gonna say at least Obama is saving us money by recycling speeches, but on further consideration, you know that asshat paid top dollar for each "new" script.

11 "What's it called, when someone brazenly scolds others for what they themselves are blatantly doing in plain sight?"

Dickwad? 

12 Is it me or is this the first nice piece of work the RNC has done in a long, long time?

Good one, guys.  Five or six more and I might consider sending you some money instead of supporting individual candidates only.

13 I miss Johnny Coldcuts.

14

I stayed at work until 10:30 to avoid this trash and they are replaying it!  I'm going to watch something "on demand" instead of this nonsense.  I admire Gabby Giffords for her recovery from almost fatal wounds but she has a long time to fully recover.  I hope she does. I hope that that crazy bastard that shot her and the others gets the death penalty, with no automatic appeal. He killed people, innocent people because he's a sick MF and he deserves to die.

15

If we lose to this miserable fucking failure we need to commit hari kari en masse.....

16 13 I miss Johnny Coldcuts.

Posted by: embittered redleg at January 25, 2012 12:39 AM (CuPwN)

Aim better.

17 Obama will be responsible for one significant accomplishment if nothing else...the (relative) rehabilitation of Jimmy Carter's presidency as not being the worst in the past 50 years.

18 "What's it called, when someone brazenly scolds others for what they themselves are blatantly doing in plain sight? ......Isn't there a term for that?"

Psychiatrists call it "Projection".

Psychiatrists are also limp-wristed douchenozzles who don't wipe their own asses until they examine why their daddy's didn't love them enough to pass on  a less nervous gastrointestinal tract.

I call it "being a mouthy dork-twat".

19 Heh. Mr. President, you want universities and colleges to start cutting costs? Stop loaning exorbitant amounts to their customers—and make them cosign the loans that remain.

20 OK this is just asinine. Who are these talented young people and how are they starting companies when I can't even open a checking account without an ID. Of course, I should be able to vote without one. If they are that talented why don't they start their company in their own country?

21

But no corporate jets this year? Did he fix that "problem"?<<<

 

Let me tell you something you heartless bastard. My in-laws have had have to cancel their purchase of a Citation X and are instead buying a King Air 350.

 

It's fucking embarrassing to contemplate being seen stepping off a turboprop like some fucking redneck pretender.

 

There is a HUMAN COST to this SCOAMF's failures.  And the first casualty is dignity.

22 "Mouthy Dork-Twat".   Presidency explained...........

23

Obama looks horrible.  I thought it was a picture on Drudge but he looks worse each time I see him. I admit I see him a few times  a year, at most.  I try to ignore him.  I hope the Rs draft someone new and from what I read Mitch Daniels did not do a great job at the post SOTU speech, he's lifeless. We need a candidate that will beat the pants off Obama and enjoy every second of it.  I know, I'm still pissed that Rick Perry did not connect with the people, we read why here and on Ben's Transom Monday.  Who is left?  Jeb Bush?  T-Paw was s  wimp, he coined Obamnecare one day and refused to used it  day or two later at a debate.  He caved to Bachmann's straw poll win. 

Let's put our thinking caps on and come up with one with no dirt.  Perry was almost perfect but it was too soon after his surgery.

24

11 "What's it called, when someone brazenly scolds others for what they themselves are blatantly doing in plain sight?"

Dickwad?

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Dickwad, on display? ......No really, I think that there is some fancy term for this thing he is constantly doing. .....It's like the dickwad kid in school who would be firing spitballs at someone, while saying "only an asshole fires spitballs at somebody".

25 "cancel their purchase of a Citation X and are instead buying a King Air 350"

The King Air is nice - you can rent it out as a skydiving jump plane when its not driving rich fat cats around.  It'll hit 16k in about 5 minutes with the pedal to the metal.

26

Perry was almost perfect but it was too soon after his surgery.

Resurrect teh Fred? 

27 again with the crumbling roads and bridges? Any particular examples? For $14, I can send a package from one end of the continent to the otehr.

28 If they were really going ghetto, that turbine King Air would have been a clapped out piston Queen Air that catches fire every other take off.

29 remember when it actually got real applause?

30

18.....I call it "being a mouthy dork-twat".

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Thanks. Mouthy dork-twat is way better than 'projection'. .....And I totally agree about psychiatrists.

31 The only thing applause worthy when Obama speaks is when he's done and shuts up.

32 I see rich people not paying their fair share.

33 Successfully missed out on the speech. But what the hell are they doing with the gasoline taxes if not using them as intended. Find out whose in charge of these crumbling roads and either fire or jail them.

34 Nice ad.  Nice to see the GOP can actually, you know, do something that looks effective.

In a better world than this, Perry would have won all the caucuses so far and both Romney and Gingrich would be stepping down and endorsing him. 

35 That video kicks some serious ass.  About f'in time there GOP.

36

If they were really going ghetto, that turbine King Air would have been a clapped out piston Queen Air that catches fire every other take off.<<<

 

All's I know is that we can go nonstop from this town to Baton Rouge and get blotto in time for kickoff at Tiger Stadium. That would be sweet. Hope it goes through.

37 The last SOTU from this bag of shit.

38 Citations and King Airs. What a bunch of fucking rubes.

39

I'm serious, if we lose to this double-speak, bullshitting cock-bite we deserve the 90 years of darkness that will follow.

We should kick hell out of an obvious, manifest failure like this cock sucker with ease.  More than that, this should be our opportunity to drive a fucking stake through the heat of progressive retardism for the foreseeaeble future.  They have failed, as we predicted, and in spectacular fashion.  And we are a bunch of third rate stumble-fucks in that we can't put an end to this shit.

40 Good ad, his speeches are just copy and pastes.

41

34 .....In a better world than this, Perry would have won all the caucuses so far and both Romney and Gingrich would be stepping down and endorsing him.

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Ain't that the truth of it. .....*sob* .....We are so epically screwed. 

42 The last SOTU from this bag of shit. Posted by: Deep Beam at January 25, 2012 12:55 AM (bACh Great bumper sticker.

43

I see that the blog is still ailing from the fiasco yesterday.

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May the fleas of a thousand mangey coyotes infest the pubes of whomever it was that attacked and broke the blog.

44 "both Romney and Gingrich would be stepping down and endorsing him"

The Nov choice between the truly grotesque and merely horrible has me totally pumped.

45 His capacity to repeat himself is scary.

At least I don't double-post my blog, Furball.

46

Whaaaaa?  We can make a video that shows the country what a McBumbleFuck Obama really is and we won't be called raaaaaacccciiisst?

Yes we can!  We are the mighty RNC!

Way to go boys.  I for one am proud of yous.... for the first time in my life.

47 Obozo or Willard/NEWTIE! Talk about the pejorative Gordian Knot...I'd start filing your immigration papers in advance before the rush...we'll have lots of oil/gas jobs available once we start selling more energy to the Asian Bloc.

48 If this is the best we can do to refute such an obvious failed, socialist, class warfare seeking, dim witted fuckwad, then folks I hope you will heed my investment advice; the Three B's: Bourbon, Barbed wire, and Bullets.

49 One day an advanced Alien civilization will receive Ebola's SOTU speeches... and after absorbing those ancient messages, they will fire a beam into their own star, causing it to explode.

50 Wow, the RNC did that?  No kidding?  I'm impressed.  I give it a B, but for the RNC, well, Jerry's kids always get an A.

51

Posted by: Brainpimp at January 25, 2012 12:43 AM (mwlsF) .

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.Even worse?  These foks here illegaly are taking OUR kids Jobs. Very very few people straight out of College are working for themselves... they work for others... and there are only so many F'n jobs to go around.

 

Or... does Obama think OUR kids can't cut it? so we have to import?

52

The Nov choice between the truly grotesque and merely horrible has me totally pumped.

 

Brings to  mind those heady days when I jumped on the Bob Dole Band Wagon!!!!

53 No 26- Resurrect Fred is a thought, he was on Mark Levin's show tonight but I was at work and did not hear it all. He has endorsed Newt. I had high hopes for 2012 but I feel DOOM!

54

Well, at least 'Justified' was good tonight. .....I love that show.

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If you haven't clicked on the "Robots with weiners who stick it to other Robots" in the sidebar....it's worth the moment in time. .....A truly bizarre little troll of a man, in his lair, with thousands of x-rated, bizarre little robot creations.

55 I tried. I tried harder than McCain did. Damn, Sarah has nice ones.

56

Amusing.

Plus, it's impressive how quickly they through this together. Maybe there's hope after all.

 

Come to think of it, this reminds me of some programs I used to work on. You'd go to the same meetings, week after week, and hear the same stuff as the feckless butt-lickers spent their time finger-pointing and fecklessly butt-licking instead of actually solving anything. In truth, when they sometimes actually tried to fix something, they'd usually cause more problems, and slow down the people who were actually doing useful work. After somebody finally fixed a problem - despite those clowns - they'd take the credit.

57 Doesn't this play into the Do-Nothing Congress meme?

58 Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result? Isn't that Einstein's definition of insanity? Great clip. Very scary.

59

No 53.....Doom, yep. That nagging feeling of impending doom, like a ringing in the ears that won't go away.

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We had a chance.....just that, a chance, to beat the SCoaMF......and now that chance has faded away. The DNC propaganda machine will make hog fodder out of either Mitt or Newt, and people will just stay home in droves....not wanting to vote for any of them.

60

Well, at least 'Justified' was good tonight. .....I love that show

My wife is taping, promised not to watch without me.  I'm on the road in f'ing Atlanta, but true love waits to watch Raylan kill folks.....(who need killin')

61

Lets see... whats that saying?

...

Something about one sign of Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting a Different Result?

62 I think Obama may be a dullwit.
And I am not kidding.

63 59:We had a chance.....just that, a chance, to beat the SCoaMF......and now that chance has faded away. The DNC propaganda machine will make hog fodder out of either Mitt or Newt, and people will just stay home in droves....not wanting to vote for any of them. I think you're wrong. I think more people in this country know why we're boned than don't. And don't forget how many people there are who are experiencing buyer's remorse. I think it's a force to be reckoned with.

64 @53....Well I won't spoil it for you, Alamo. It was a good one. Good scenes, great dialogues. ....This season is shaping up to be even better than the previous ones, if that is even possible.

65 @63....I hope I *am* wrong, Jeremia. I truly do. .....It's not something that would give me any pleasure whatsoever to be right about. .....I will drag myself out to vote for whichever miserable offering is given to us to vote for....and I hope and pray that enough others will do the same.

66 @65 oh, ok. Good. I mean, I get that we're all pissed off and demoralized by our current choices and have nothing to be excited FOR. But dammit if the SCOAMF doesn't give us something at least to be excited AGAINST.

67

 wheatie at January 25, 2012 01:26 AM

Good news.  My wife became a fan based on the dialogue; " I didn't order two assholes with my whiskey", which I appreciate, but I have known a Texas Lawman (or two) who had the same apparent philosophy as Raylan: "When a gunfight is unavoidable, enagage with disconcerting alacrity..."

Rangers used to be just like Raylan.  I've got a feeling that "Justified" is based on some of those old boys. 

68 The way you say that, Ace, it sounds to me like you're saying "It's scary, boy."

69

@67.....Alamo, then you are both going to love the dialogue in the last episode. .....And Art, Rayan's boss gets some really good scenes. If you weren't a fan of him before, you will be.

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 I know what you mean about Texas Lawmen. It could be that the character of Raylan was based on them......however, I've had the pleasure of being around some US Marshals from Louisiana and Okla., through family ties, who were equally as impressive. .....We are fortunate to have such good men quietly going about the business of going after the really bad guys.

70 Have you guys seen the favorable/unfavorable ratings for both Romney and Gingrich? Neither one stands a chance.

71

Yeah Wheatie you're right, those boys in OK and LA seemed to have the same mindset.  I lived in OK for several years and those guys (county mostly) were not to be messed with.  LA is of course the home state of the Jordans, father & son, and their record of succesful gun fights is legendary. 

We still have lawmen, barring the metropolitan politcally correct foolishness, that will accomodate armed felons if they wish to have a dogfall.  God bless 'em!

72 11 "What's it called, when someone brazenly scolds others for what they themselves are blatantly doing in plain sight?"

Dickwad?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 25, 2012 12:38 AM (0I4YH)

We are working on it.  So much to work with here.

So far we've got  obapicrit, obamicrit, barakicrit...hippochelle.

she is not making things easy though.

 

73

@70

Hey, baby, enough with the negative vibes ...  

74 70 Have you guys seen the favorable/unfavorable ratings for both Romney and Gingrich? Neither one stands a chance.

Because those numbers are going to remain static until November.

75 He'd dyed his hair dark again I see.

76 If you haven't clicked on the "Robots with weinerswho stick it to other Robots" in the sidebar....it's worth the moment in time. .....A truly bizarre little troll of a man, in his lair, with thousands of x-rated, bizarre little robot creations.

Posted by: wheatie at January 25, 2012 01:15 AM (ALwK/)

Doesn't he end with a robot version of Meggy Mac, and he says something about her butt?

77 Hey Greg, ever heard of me?

78 After my inauguration, all you AOS haters shall gladly lick my balls.

79 Just patched in some basic BBCode options to hold you over until tomorrow.

80 Clearly we should be getting a federal HTML bailout.

81 Well, IBD. (That's "I'll be damned" for you un-hip over-50 morons) How many times has Ace had an after-ONT post? Hey, Ace! Take a tip from a pro. Ambien. Lunestra. Benadryl. Dramamine. Alcohol (okay, that's been overtaxed and legislated virtually illegal should any of life's unfortunate and ill-timed circumstances bear it's ugly head). BYGTI (but you get the idea)

82 So where's the trolls now?

83 Oi blame Pixa misa...

oh hallow, mebbe knot.

84 Obama sucked the lfe out of the interwebs tonight.

85 Obama got his game on tonight. Romney better get some elocution and personality training. Voter turnout will be the key to this election. GOP state AG's need to forget the multimillion-dollar scams and serial murders and focus on voter fraud. I know it sounds cruel, but for the betterment of the country, this is how they have to focus.

86 Interesting that Obama released his tax return showing that he only gave next to nothing to charity right before his SOTU address which showed what a hypocrite he really is. And I can't believe I wrote a sentence that long without punctuation.

87 If you watch the plinkett reviews of star wars there were these hilarious parts where he added a laugh track, to what was supposed to be serious conversation.  Man do i wish someone would do that with the SOTU from last night.

88 Teh slowness is impenetrable.

89 Shiggx, do they have crying and wailing tracks?

90 Newts super pac ad: http://tinyurl.com/7jygkrq Brutal. Someone attacks romneycare in an ad too. $6 million dollar tv buy

91 @Jean

Alynski rule #5

Ridicule is mans most potent weapon.

92 Well done, GOP. Sure would like to see this aired on every channel 24/7. I'll wish and shit in my hands and see which one fills up first.

93 side note

I would describe Newt as the black sheep of the republican establishment. 

I certainly would not call him an outsider, nor quite accurately an insider.

94 >>>92 Well done, GOP. Sure would like to see this aired on every channel 24/7. I'll wish and shit in my hands and see which one fills up first.<<< Sorry, had what I thought was a really witty retort, but... Anyway, I feel your Cain.

95 Well, I think if anything was proven last night, it was that Buffet hasn't banged that secretary in years. Scarborough paying homage to St. Gabby... (Looks like I got myself a new fetish, Gabe!)

96 You do realize, don't you, that when SCFOMF says "smarter, more effective government" what he means is "ME as Dictator for Life"

97 Hey, Coolczech, ever heard of Ambien? And getting 2 doctors to write you scrips? And getting different pharms to fill the scrips? And cruising N. Howard St. after midnight? And...

98 No, bergebilder, but then I never heard of girls with double barrelled vaginas before, either...

99 Prepare for chaos2.

100 HEH. That weird looking Politico goof that floats up on Scarborough once in a while "reporting" that Republicans have told him they are more worried about beating Obama now more than before the most pedestrian, least inspiring SOTUS in living memory. Between 10:30 pm and 6:00 am last night?? What GOP Insomniac does this poseur pretend to hang out with all night long??

101 No, bergebilder, but then I never heard of girls with double barrelled vaginas before, either... Then perhaps, also, you'd never heard of Seamus Loch, The man who was born with a corkscrew cock. He spent his life in a fateful hunt To find a girl with a matching c*nt Well he found that girl, but soon fell dead For that corkscrew c*nt had a left-hand thread.

102 @101: I bet she was a real pig, Julius. So when the girl with the dual carbuerated snatch makes her first pron vid, what's the working title? "One Girl, Two Mahers?"

103 Oh man, MSNBC in hyperdrive declaring last night the Greatest SOTU Evah!

104 Off socci.

105 The girl with the million dollar cooter
 
Actually, I always thought that the main appeal of Paris and Miley were that they are billion dollar cooters.
 
Cuz Paris can't act and Miley can't sing.

106 So Obama still hasn't learned to stay the fuck out of our lives?

107 You haters suck! That speech was awesome! So what if Obama recycled a few things from past speeches, He inherited the worst economy ever--it was like ten Great Depressions, The Civil War, Pearl Harbor and 9/11 all combined! The huge, horrible messes that dim bulb, George W. Bush created are going to take many years to fix. Poor President Obama is just trying to push the car out of the ditch. Every time it rolls back at Him and the tires spin, He has to re-address the same stuck in the mud problem, hence the need to repeat stuff he said in earlier speeches. What you racist, Gai hating morons can't see is how by giving the same speech over and over again, President Obama is doing his part to save the earth. He is the Greenest president ever, and I support Him!

108 Joe Biden obviously approves this message. He knows good plaigerism when he sees it!

109 i have done the same thing with my self assessments at work for the past eight years.

110 Could not bear to watch/listen to the STFU.
Seems I need not have bothered either.
Three Bs futures are up this morning, I see.
Bullets, Beans and Booze will soon be the currency of the common man.

111

Didn't watch last light, but I heard he's still fucking that green energy chicken.

Windmills!!11!!111!!

Yeesh.

Morn' ya'all

 

 

112 It's like listening to Charlie Brown's teacher.... so glad I watched the UM-Purdue hoops game instead

113 105 The girl with the million dollar cooter

Actually, I always thought that the main appeal of Paris and Miley were that they are billion dollar cooters.

Cuz Paris can't act and Miley can't sing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2012 06:51 AM (BhuDE

So she has TWO pokable pooters?? Wow...as I understood it she has two sets of womanly plumbing. Thats a lot of preventative maintenance I'm sure.

Never the less, I'm intrigued.

 

114 The man is a douche. Its that simple. No new ideas to speak of and I cannot believe he actually repeated that bullshit Buffet's secretary lie. That bullshit was debunked as a complete myth like 6 months ago, yet this fucking moron repeats it in the SOTU address ? Are you SHITTING me ? What an absolute TOOL. I wouldn't piss on Obama if he was on fire.

115 39 I'm serious, if we lose to this double-speak, bullshitting cock-bite we deserve the 90 years of darkness that will follow. Posted by: Alamo at January 25, 2012 12:59 AM (LWmyU) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You are absolutely 100% right, both for not being able to come up with someone that could beat this incompetent douche, AND because the voting public in this country is obviously made up of morons dumber than a bag of hammers. If Obama gets re-elected, we absolutely deserve the coming Depression.

116 He has made it clear that he wants to rule, not lead. And yeah, if we don't defeat this guy, America is done.

117

Paul Simon wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it go:

http://tinyurl.com/2wjqor4

118

“An economy built to last, where hard work pays off, and responsibility is rewarded.”

Besides ripping off the first part from Ford, this sounds racist by the measure used for comments by Republican candidates.

119 Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, we don't get fooled again.

120 At least Newt [and I guess Mitt too] is willing to change what HE says. Constantly. Seriously this is one place where Newt has a leg up on Odronington....Newt isn't dull as paste. Newt is less a flashy date than a guy with a sparkly bracelet ready in a velvet box.

121 The best part of those clips is that Pelosi is there in 2010 but not 2012,  gives me a warm feeling.

122 "What's it called, when someone brazenly scolds others for what they themselves are blatantly doing in plain sight?"

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Being a despicable, lying, scumbag piece of Indonesian shit who should be wearing an orange jumpsuit.

123 POSOTUS treated the State of the Union Address like a campaign whistle-stop.

124 @82 So where's the trolls now?

See 107.

125 107 is a sock.

126 Ace, I must say you were in rare form last night for the liveblog.

127

As far as “vile” groups are concerned, one need look no further than a blog wherein the term “SCOAMF” is used in reference to the President of the United States. There’s this FoxNewsPundit-induced haze that has Republicans thinking that the whole country thinks Obama is a complete failure.

Maybe you should read the comments from video as they are not falling for your crap anymore!