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August 20, 2012

Obama's Stupid Surprise Press Conference
— Ace

A surprise, I'd warrant, so that the press corps did not have a heads-up. If they had a heads-up, they could have thought of questions they've wanted to ask him for months.

In this nationally televised bullshit session, he claims, among other things, that he never heard of or knew of Senator Reid's "didn't pay his taxes" attack on Romney.

He also claimed his campaign never called Romney a felon. Via Instapundit, Drudge links...

via @johnsexton.

Posted by: Ace at 01:36 PM | Comments (141)
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1 ha

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 20, 2012 01:37 PM (ovpNn)

YOU LIE.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2012 01:37 PM (O/fK8)

3 oh yeah

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 20, 2012 01:37 PM (ovpNn)

4 I think he did it just to bring up the Rape thing.

Posted by: wheatie at August 20, 2012 01:37 PM (mtRB0)

5 omg i got a first

Thats a Legitimate First too, not just a regular spit and stick first.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 20, 2012 01:37 PM (ovpNn)

he claims, among other things, that he never heard of or knew of Senator Reid's "didn't pay his taxes" attack on Romney.

You lie!

Posted by: The MFM, telling you what to think at August 20, 2012 01:38 PM (cQpP1)

7 sybilanccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccce whistle

Posted by: museisluse at August 20, 2012 01:38 PM (pQ1p8)

8 4 I think he did it just to bring up the Rape thing. Posted by: wheatie

yup. he sure did. THat first question s was planned and staged.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 20, 2012 01:38 PM (ovpNn)

9 Sock fail

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2012 01:38 PM (cQpP1)

10 He also got fucking thanks prefusedly for showing up by the guy asking the first question that set him up for "the GOP wants to debate the definition of rape" He might as well have said, can I suck your dick.

Posted by: Mr Pink at August 20, 2012 01:38 PM (s19xY)

11 YOU LIE!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 20, 2012 01:39 PM (ovpNn)

12 I'm here today to take questions about rape, rape-rape and legitimate rape only.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at August 20, 2012 01:39 PM (QKKT0)

13 oh yeah.. and questions about taxes too!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 20, 2012 01:40 PM (UTq/I)

14 Wouldn't you know the day Newsweek finally decides to go negative on Obama (on the cover no less) it gets totally buried by the notion that women can block sperm while being raped. Is Obama the luckiest SOB on the planet?

Posted by: me at August 20, 2012 01:40 PM (R+fMx)

15 I think they prefer to "Toss his salad".

Posted by: Paladin at August 20, 2012 01:40 PM (HuzS0)

16 Yeah, quite the coincidence that Obama picks today to show up while this "scandal" drops. Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 20, 2012 01:40 PM (W2Z3C)

17 Mitt Romney's unreleased tax make me despair for the fate of our country.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at August 20, 2012 01:40 PM (QKKT0)

18 So, the way to get him to hold press conferences is to have some GOP candidate somewhere say something stupid. The MFM will be making up quotes soon.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2012 01:41 PM (cQpP1)

19 So he takes and filibusters 4 silly, staged questions. The presstitutes are a flippin' joke.

Posted by: eureka! at August 20, 2012 01:41 PM (1qHOu)

20 The first fucking question...not the second..not the third...not after they asked him about syria or the national debt or the lack of a budget for 3 odd years....no what a random dumbass CANDIDATE said in Missouri. I wanted to throw a brick at my tv

Posted by: Mr Pink at August 20, 2012 01:41 PM (s19xY)

21 Fuck you, SCOAMF. And we'll still beat McAsshole in MO with the new candidate!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2012 01:41 PM (WrpGv)

22 Yeah, but Jake Tapper got the best line at the end as Odopey was walking out: "Don't be a stranger".

LOL!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 20, 2012 01:42 PM (d6TfZ)

23 He accused Romney of not playing by the same rules as far as his taxes go. Then he tried to differentiate "not playing by the same rules" and doing some illegal.

Well, you stupid mother fucker, if you are not playing by the rules of the IRS, then you are doing something illegal. Which is it?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 20, 2012 01:42 PM (UTq/I)

24 maybe it just proves what a lot of us have been saying for sometimes now: he's an ignoranamous.

Posted by: mallfly at August 20, 2012 01:42 PM (bJm7W)

25 Westboro Press Corps!

Posted by: the Butcher at August 20, 2012 01:42 PM (8g9qq)

26 In this nationally televised bullshit session, he claims, among other things, that he never heard of or knew of Senator Reid's "didn't pay his taxes" attack on Romney.

In a related moment of candor, Obama stated that Michelle is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, and that he's definitely not gay.

Posted by: Cicero at August 20, 2012 01:42 PM (QKKT0)

27 How can you listen to more than two minutes of his bs.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 20, 2012 01:42 PM (D9CxV)

28 "You can get the Rape Emphatic, You can get the Rape Polite, You can get the Rape with Indians (A very charming sight). You can get the Rape on Horseback They all say it's new and gay! So you see, the form of Rape Depends on what you pay. It depends on what you pay." El Gallo, "The Fantastics"

Posted by: Milesdei at August 20, 2012 01:43 PM (1rm/+)

Yeah they're loving this. Too bad it won't last more than a couple news cycles.

Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2012 01:43 PM (jm/9g)

30 I'm not watching it.

He's a liar and will burn in hell when the time comes. You, sir, are the devil personified.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 20, 2012 01:43 PM (UK9cE)

31 When the Republicans talk to the press, they talk to the press. When the Democrats talk to the press, it's a campaign meeting.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 20, 2012 01:43 PM (bxiXv)

32 What a goofy looking jugeared piece of shit. Literally makes my skin crawl. Asshole.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 20, 2012 01:43 PM (2d71t)

33 ...in other news, the Muslim Brotherhood today announced the hiring of Whoopie Goldberg to head up its rape-rape unit, to inspect the cornholes of gay muzzies to see if they dilate beyond the regulation diameter as proscribed in the koran...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2012 01:43 PM (WrpGv)

34 Barky is so full of shit his eyes are brown, I denounce myself sort of.

Posted by: Killerdog at August 20, 2012 01:44 PM (2Q62G)

35 Watching an Obama press conference is not only a waste of time, it is a negative time. What possible good can come from watching a serial liar tell his lies.

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2012 01:44 PM (YdQQY)

36 I'm still in a state of catatonic shock over, "The President's life is supposed to be an open book."

Posted by: The Q at August 20, 2012 01:44 PM (B/yDO)

37 SCOAMFT has got to go. The level of dishonesty is just fucking mind bending.

Posted by: Crashpanic at August 20, 2012 01:45 PM (MwPaI)

38 Posted by: mallfly at August 20, 2012 05:42 PM (bJm7W)

No, he isn't an ignoramus.

He is something worse -- he is intellectually lazy, with a flaccid brain created by 50 years of being told he was special and having everything done for him.

He has never been challenged.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 20, 2012 01:45 PM (2b4yb)

39 The presses only dilemma is whether to suck or blow.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 20, 2012 01:45 PM (06lNq)

40 Well, you stupid mother fucker, if you are not playing by the rules of the IRS, then you are doing something illegal. Which is it? Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 20, 2012 05:42 PM (UTq/I) I think it should be obvious to everyone by now that Obama and most of the Dem leadership believe they have "evolved" beyond the letter of the law. Not only does it not apply to them, but they can issue demands of others unrelated to the letter of the law, and if you don't obey, you're a criminal.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 20, 2012 01:45 PM (bxiXv)

41 Disappearing thread. Only the most nimble were able to post.

First, we must get angry at the JEF here.

Then, we get a post about the poll showing 50% believe they are no better off.

After, we soap backs and wind watches.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 20, 2012 01:47 PM (imtbm)

42 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2012 01:47 PM (6o4Fb)

43 "Press Release: Now More Than 500 Economists Back Romney Economic Plan" http://tinyurl.com/combrmj I guess this is why the press conference occurred cause now the focus is on the press conference and the stupid Republican congressman's words, (still not sure he didn't do that deliberately) and not on this devastating press release.

Posted by: cynder ella at August 20, 2012 01:47 PM (oZfic)

44 Anyone else believe that first question wasn't a set up? Seriously?

Posted by: Crashpanic at August 20, 2012 01:47 PM (MwPaI)

45 I'm really surprised he doesn't give more pressers. I mean, I'm sure Michelle isn't sucking his dick, so that's the only oral gratification he gets in the public arena, visiting the press.

It won't be long before Tapper has his cred's recalled, though.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 20, 2012 01:47 PM (UK9cE)

46 And speaking of taxes, FoxB has some stupid wingnut on now saying our tax dollars are subsidizing wealthy businesses who over pay their CEOS. IOW he thinks the government owns the money and just allows you to keep some of it. Somewhere in all that he forgets that you pay taxes on profits, not gross.

But like Obama, he is a communist and the government owns everything, or should.

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2012 01:47 PM (YdQQY)

And in case you hysterical bitches missed it, OBAMA HIMSELF says that Romney and Ryan don't agree with Akin and that Akin "was nominated by the Missiouri Republican Party and that the Missouri Republicans can work it out."

When the SCOAMF tells you it's a non-issue, it's pretty safe that it's a non-issue

Fucking disgusting that some people need this prissy bitch's permission to act like a fucking man.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 20, 2012 01:47 PM (JDIKC)

48 What a tool. I cannot WAIT until he gets booted out of office!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2012 01:47 PM (hSm+F)

49

He's not looking so great, but it's not like you need much energy to go out and say "rape is bad, m'kay?" to a bunch of sycophants.

Posted by: imp at August 20, 2012 01:48 PM (UaxA0)

30I'm not watching it.

He's a liar and will burn in hell when the time comes. You, sir, are the devil personified.

He will spontaneously combust when Romney hits 270 by 11:0 pm est. Nov 6. This will unfortunately preclude the most ungracious concession speech in the history of the spoken word.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 20, 2012 01:48 PM (D9CxV)

51 Could a collection be taken up and offer one of the WH Corps a couple million to ask: "Mr. President, there is an underground rumor that gains more traction every day that you are gay. What would you like to say to these people?" That would be awesome.

Posted by: Welshorne Skroat III at August 20, 2012 01:48 PM (SmDPD)

52 A Republican gaffe is like a dog-whistle for the narcissist in chief. Press blows it and he comes a running!

Posted by: Book at August 20, 2012 01:48 PM (oxqtW)

53 Smirking douche tool.I want to see how he smirks when he is repudiated in November.Get ready to be demoted from most powerful man in the world to on par with Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2012 01:48 PM (6o4Fb)

54 Todd Akin has the power to make the JEF speak to the press AND to stop pregnancies with just his mind.

Give that man a cape and an enema with a rusty chainsaw, but mostly an enema with a rusty chainsaw.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2012 01:48 PM (ccXZP)

55 Passion of the JEF: the MFM fellating gag

Posted by: thunderb at August 20, 2012 01:49 PM (Dnbau)

56
You, sir, are the devil personified.

Posted by: Â© Sponge at August 20, 2012 05:43 PM (UK9cE)

I dunno. I suspect that Beelzebub would pick a human form that was smoother and more authoritative than a guy with flying elephant ears.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2012 01:49 PM (TIIx5)

At 09:02, he says....."You can't just make stuff up".

This should be used in Ads....showing the times that he has made stuff up.

To illustrate what an outrageously shameless liar he is.

Posted by: wheatie at August 20, 2012 01:49 PM (mtRB0)

58 Lying liar lies. News @ 11.

Posted by: toby928© at August 20, 2012 01:49 PM (QupBk)

Pussy came out because Jake Tapper called him out.

Medicare bullshit right off the bat.....mamograms at no extra cost?

Extra cost to whom?

Why couldn't these guys come up w/some actual questions?

How would this dickhead know what the Republicans believe?

He will NEVER come back to the WH press corps after this, they are a freaken joke.

"Thanks so much for pissing on our shirts Mr. President all is forgiven we're sorry we were all meany pants the last two days!"

Posted by: Finn McCool at August 20, 2012 01:49 PM (R/8dI)

60 total fake-out Top Post

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 20, 2012 01:49 PM (siNEk)

At 09:02, he says....."You can't just make stuff up".

This should be used in Ads....showing the times that he has made stuff up.
To illustrate what an outrageously shameless liar he is.

He said, "YOU can't make this stuff up."

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 20, 2012 01:50 PM (D9CxV)

62
THE PRESIDENT: Hello, everybody.

MR. CARNEY: Looks like thereÂ’s a surprise guest here.

THE PRESIDENT: Jay tells me that you guys have been missing me. (Laughter.) So I thought IÂ’d come by and just say hello.

<snip>

So with that, let me start off with Jim Kuhnhenn.

Q Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you for being here.

Servile lot of crawlers, aren't they?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 20, 2012 01:50 PM (kdS6q)

63 Oh Barky still sucks, he sucks more every day.

Posted by: Killerdog at August 20, 2012 01:51 PM (2Q62G)

64 In this nationally televised bullshit session, he claims, among other things, that he never heard of or knew of Senator Reid's "didn't pay his taxes" attack on Romney

Sounds reasonable ... but, who is this Senator Reid?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 20, 2012 01:51 PM (X3lox)

65 heh, toby, you need to read #771 below

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 20, 2012 01:51 PM (siNEk)

66 Well can the romney campaign demand equal time ?

Posted by: cynder ella at August 20, 2012 01:51 PM (oZfic)

67 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 20, 2012 05:50 PM (kdS6q) Followed by "can we play T-ball with Akin, Mr. President? Just try real hard to hit it..."

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at August 20, 2012 01:51 PM (csi6Y)

68 Well can the romney campaign demand equal time ?
Posted by: cynder ella at August 20, 2012 05:51 PM (oZfic)

What are you talking about?

Did you make it past the 3rd grade?

Posted by: © Sponge at August 20, 2012 01:52 PM (UK9cE)

Sweet! If we just have moar teachers we'll have a great economy.....

Oh and windmills too.....the Dutch had it right 700yrs ago.

Who knew?

Posted by: Finn McCool at August 20, 2012 01:53 PM (R/8dI)

70 The ET lady was better.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 20, 2012 01:53 PM (D9CxV)

71 "Mr. Romney, do you condone rape and women serving as incubators? Also don't try to say no because we know you're lying."

Posted by: Mitt Romney at a press conference at August 20, 2012 01:53 PM (8HhF2)

72 Damage control. WHOOP WHOOP

Posted by: ErikW at August 20, 2012 01:53 PM (+xBov)

73 I hate that POS O/T, Oldsailor has made snow crab and a new potato pancake recipe for Mrs and little sailors. After biting into said potato pancake I got the eye from Mrs. Sailor. It will be a good evening for Oldsailor.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 20, 2012 01:53 PM (9TTOe)

74 I like to think that this kind of lying is what has gotten the preference cascade going. Dems can defend him on his policies, however distasteful, but it gets wearying for them to try to stick up for this kind of blatant lying that is so easily disproved.

However, let's not start sucking each others dicks too soon, gentlemen. Remember that about 47 percent of the population is going to vote for a Dem no matter what, and in some states more (Recall Massachusetts supported Teddy Kennedy for decades no matter what the scumbag did). This election ain't over yet, and cheap shots like "Republicans want to outlaw abortion" can sway the undecided/independent/stupid (anybody who is still undecided has to be pretty stupid and easily swayed)

Posted by: Lokki at August 20, 2012 01:54 PM (a5F9g)

75 To all the lefties that say "now you know how we felt suffering through 8 years of Bush" I call BULLSHIT! Bush never rubbed their noses in it the way this guy does - 24 fucking 7. He loves trash talking and generally being an insufferable prick.

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at August 20, 2012 01:54 PM (4eNxd)

73I hate that POS

O/T, Oldsailor has made snow crab and a new potato pancake recipe for Mrs and little sailors. After biting into said potato pancake I got the eye from Mrs. Sailor. It will be a good evening for Oldsailor.

I got a nickel in a pancake once.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 20, 2012 01:54 PM (D9CxV)

77 This man really is a dope. But a dope with a sense of nobility. A doper's dope.

Posted by: Fritz at August 20, 2012 01:54 PM (RuVpG)

78 I was treating a patient with the news on in the treatment room and I was cursing obama the whole time and I have no idea how this person votes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2012 01:55 PM (05RcU)

79 78 days until we vote the stuttering clusterfuck of miserable failure out of office

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2012 01:55 PM (1EUmb)

80 Posted by: Â© Sponge at August 20, 2012 05:52 PM (UK9cE) Since it's campaign season and the presser was mostly about the election, shouldn't romney have equal time that his campaign doesn't have to fund?

Posted by: cynder ella at August 20, 2012 01:55 PM (oZfic)

81 Thank goodness we can all pretend for another day that this boy king is not naked.

-MFM

Posted by: Shiggz Roketsturgeon at August 20, 2012 01:55 PM (RfvTE)

82 Jake Tapper has now been moved up a few spots on baracka's enemies list.

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2012 01:55 PM (WR5xI)

83 "Servile lot of crawlers, aren't they?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 20, 2012 05:50 PM (kdS6q)

They just don't get it. The press is supposed to be the adversary...they are the people's tool for holding the powerful accountable.

These stupid, partisan fucks think that they are in some way important if the president tosses them an offhand comment.

They work for us, and the government works for us. But both seem to have forgotten that.

Maybe this November they will get a little reminder.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 20, 2012 01:55 PM (2b4yb)

You can't just make stuff up.....but I can.

I make up anything I want to....and say it....and my media cheerleaders will repeat it as fact.

So there.

Na na na na na naaa.

Posted by: Emperor Barky the 1st at August 20, 2012 01:56 PM (mtRB0)

85 So Obama admits he's completely cocooned and out of touch? OK, I can buy that. First honest thing he's said in 4 years.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 20, 2012 01:56 PM (Og3WJ)

86 Mr. President, what about your GAAAAAFFFFES?

Posted by: filbert at August 20, 2012 01:56 PM (smvTK)

87 I dont like these here ad hominy attacks ...

Posted by: Honey the Badger at August 20, 2012 01:56 PM (GvYeG)

88 "We don't go out of bounds....'' And you've never been to Boystown, either. If I was reading this crap and not living it, I would be most disbelieving that such a tool was ever elected to any office of any kind. Wait...I remember Carter. Never mind.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC at August 20, 2012 01:56 PM (WcblH)

89 "They just don't get it. The press is supposed to be the adversary...they are the people's tool for holding the powerful accountable."
That's exactly right, and Tapper usually is better than this. Pathetic wretches.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 20, 2012 01:57 PM (r4wIV)

90 The Republican Rape Problem: Why America's Conservative Party Hates Women (we had to make up for our Oblasphemy)

Posted by: Newsweek next week at August 20, 2012 01:57 PM (8HhF2)

91 So with that, let me start off with Jim Kuhnhenn.

Q Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you for being here.

Servile lot of crawlers, aren't they?

Google Jim Kuhnhenn. Newsbusters has about 20 posts about the douche carrying water for Obama.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 20, 2012 01:57 PM (SY2Kh)

92 He is something worse -- he is intellectually lazy, with a flaccid brain created by 50 years of being told he was special and having everything done for him. He has never been challenged. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 20, 2012 05:45 PM (2b4yb) Precisely.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC at August 20, 2012 01:57 PM (WcblH)

93 Who brought the hominy ...?

Posted by: Honey the Badger at August 20, 2012 01:58 PM (GvYeG)

55 Passion of the JEF: the MFM fellating

I now call them the OFM, Obama Fluffer Media

Posted by: Todd Akin at August 20, 2012 01:58 PM (+7Usq)

95 Since it's campaign season and the presser was mostly about the election, shouldn't romney have equal time that his campaign doesn't have to fund?
Posted by: cynder ella at August 20, 2012 05:55 PM (oZfic)

One, Obama has been campaigning for 18 months now, so I'm not sure your point.

Two, Romney and Ryan were on the same stage earlier today campaigning and got more coverage than JEF just did, so......

Posted by: © Sponge at August 20, 2012 01:58 PM (UK9cE)

96 Who brought the hominy ...? Posted by: Honey the Badger at August 20, 2012 05:58 PM (GvYeG) Hominy and me....We're pretty good company Searching for and Island in our boat upon the sea, Oh, wait, you said Hominy not Harmony......Nevermind.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 20, 2012 02:00 PM (9TTOe)

97 My favorite part was the bit about a candidate for president knowing that his life is an open book.

Posted by: Justamom at August 20, 2012 02:01 PM (Sptt8)

98 This is the kind of courage you can expect from the SCOAMF that singlehandedly wasted OBL while turning around the Booosh Depression. What a man.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 20, 2012 02:01 PM (WItBr)

99 78: that's hominy days until Eviction Day

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2012 02:01 PM (1EUmb)

100 I was treating a patient with the news on in the treatment room and I was cursing obama the whole time and I have no idea how this person votes.

I hope he wasn't there for a vasectomy.

"I hate that lying motherfucking piece of shit!!! Now hold still and try to remain calm while I take this scalpel to your ballsack."

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 20, 2012 02:01 PM (SY2Kh)

101 He is something worse -- he is intellectually lazy, with a flaccid brain created by 50 years of being told he was special and having everything done for him.

He has never been challenged.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 20, 2012 05:45 PM (2b4yb)

Barky isn't "intellectually lazy". He's a friggin brain-dead retard, a stone cold idiot with the mathematical sophistication of a slow 8th grader. And he's a nasty, spiteful, despicable prick on top of it. Breathing is a challenge for the Indonesian Imbecile.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2012 02:01 PM (X3lox)

102 "We don't go out of bounds....''

Then he does think Romney's a tax felon, and caused the cancer that killed Soptic's wife.

Posted by: Unclefacts, now with even more summoning power. at August 20, 2012 02:02 PM (6IReR)

103 "I hate that lying motherfucking piece of shit!!! Now hold still and try to remain calm while I take this scalpel to your ballsack."
Posted by: Hollowpoint"

ROFL! See, it's comments like this that make me come here every day.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 20, 2012 02:02 PM (d6TfZ)

104 Jay and Silent Knob Strike Back

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 20, 2012 02:02 PM (D9CxV)

105

91So with that, let me start off with Jim Kuhnhenn.

Q Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you for being here.

I thought he was going to say "Thank you for being you." So did he, but he mispoke.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 20, 2012 02:05 PM (D9CxV)

106

A homeowner bailout of 3K so they can buy junior a new book bag?

I really tried to listen to the whole thing but that statement just tore it.

Give 3K to homeowners underwater and apparently not make them use it on their mortgage?

This will help stimulate the economy?

Escuse me I have to go yak....what has my country become?

Posted by: Finn McCool at August 20, 2012 02:05 PM (R/8dI)

107 Q Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you for being here. Obama: You are welcome.You may suck my imperial cock now.No teeth.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2012 02:06 PM (6o4Fb)

108 106 Link?

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2012 02:06 PM (O/fK8)

109 "Give 3K to homeowners underwater and apparently not make them use it on their mortgage?
Posted by: Finn McCool"

Wheee, Disneyworld, here I come!

(All references to Disneyworld are the property of Disney, Inc.)

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 20, 2012 02:07 PM (d6TfZ)

110

Any questions from People Magazine? What's Ryan Seacrest's position on this? Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: AMartel at August 20, 2012 02:08 PM (1Bqk7)

111 Barky isn't "intellectually lazy". He's a friggin brain-dead retard, a stone cold idiot with the mathematical sophistication of a slow 8th grader. And he's a nasty, spiteful, despicable prick on top of it. Breathing is a challenge for the Indonesian Imbecile. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2012 06:01 PM (X3lox) Well, yeah and there's that.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC at August 20, 2012 02:09 PM (WcblH)

112 Is it just me or does it look like Obama went full on King of Pop with the color of his face? Seems a few shades lighter than normal. Does he put on his makeup with a trowel or what?

Posted by: volfan at August 20, 2012 02:09 PM (RTb48)

113

This is dishonesty the old fashioned way.

It is technically true that his campaign did not call Romney a felon in two ways: First, it's one thing to commit a felony, and another to actually BE a felon, which requires that you actually be convicted of a felony. They suggested (which is not technically the same thing as an outright accusation) that he MAY have committed a felony, which brings us to way #2. The second way is that they left open the possibility that he is merely a liar, rather someone who has committed a felony.

So there was plenty of inuendo, which he conveniently ignored (surprise!), but no actual accusation. I'd say that Republicans claiming that there was an actual accusation, instead of what really happened, is less helpful than complaining about what really happened. But maybe that's just me, and John Q Public doesn't really give a shit about the difference.

So this isn't like that "out of context" ad he took out, that was an easily verifiable flat-out lie, that he not only said, but that he also spent millions of dollars to make sure everybody heard. That was more like the Obama I've come to know.

Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2012 02:10 PM (As94z)

114

The WH Press are lulling him into a false sense of security. Then in four years when he's announcing 10 million pardons one of them is going to shout out a hard question.

Actually they are lulling him into a real sense of security.

Anyway, they are definitely lulling him.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 20, 2012 02:10 PM (D9CxV)

115 The word "lulling", I'm unfamiliar with it. From the context it sounds like it has something to do with sucking cocks, right?

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 20, 2012 02:12 PM (Og3WJ)

116 @ 101, I think that CBD has an accurate assessment. The JEF isn't stupid so much as he's never actually needed to use his brain. Every decision in his life has been made by someone else while he fires up a joint and has fun until someone tells him differently. It's laziness to the extreme and pathetic in practice.

Posted by: ErikW at August 20, 2012 02:13 PM (+xBov)

117

If Obama knows he has a Swiss bank account how much more does he need to know?

Strawman much?

Oh and by the by this guy is the slowest speaker I have ever heard.

He takes forever to answer a simple fucking question. My eyes start to glaze over about 30 seconds in.....um....ahhh...and....um....ahh....and

It never freakin stops....he can't complete one coherent sentence.

Posted by: Finn McCool at August 20, 2012 02:14 PM (R/8dI)

118

115The word "lulling", I'm unfamiliar with it. From the context it sounds like it has something to do with sucking cocks, right?

It does when the WH Press Corps does it. As an aside, how come Obama never referred to them as the Press Corpse.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 20, 2012 02:15 PM (D9CxV)

119 I want someone to ask Obama, "If you have evidence that Mitt Romney has committed felonies, why have you not instructed the Attorney General to investigate? Would you be willing to order his arrest before the election?"

Posted by: Hopeless at August 20, 2012 02:15 PM (xutGe)

120 Press: Mr. Precedent, first of all, thank you for honoring us with your presence. That being said, there's been some concern that we have not been applying enough lubrication to your frenulum while fellating you. Let me speak for all of us, that will never happen again. The Precedent: Is there a question there? Cause I'm feeling a little wood and I might need one of you to help relieve it. Assembled Press: Me!!! Me!!! Me!!!

Posted by: Random Hose at August 20, 2012 02:15 PM (feFL6)

121 @ 101, I think that CBD has an accurate assessment. The JEF isn't stupid so much as he's never actually needed to use his brain.

Posted by: ErikW at August 20, 2012 06:13 PM (+xBov)

Trust me, he's stupid. 84 IQ stupid.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2012 02:16 PM (X3lox)

122 I'd like to see Obama try to change the oil in a car. He'd pour the fresh oil into the radiator.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 20, 2012 02:18 PM (Og3WJ)

123 Mark Levin was very effective in speaking about fakin akin...

Posted by: cynder ella at August 20, 2012 02:19 PM (oZfic)

124 I've known some bullshit artists and this scumbag is no bullshit artist. rather stayed at a Holiday Inn in Scranton PA one night, this miserable failure doesn't rise to bullshit artist level he's just a low grade, pathetic LIAR!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at August 20, 2012 02:19 PM (nonzP)

125 122 He would never get the hood open.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2012 02:20 PM (6o4Fb)

126 He would never get the hood open.
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2012 06:20 PM (6o4Fb)

Especially if he were holding an umbrella.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2012 02:22 PM (X3lox)

127 The people want to know, blah,blah,blah,blah, Romneys financial history.

No asshat the people want to know how you got into three colleges, became President of the Harvard Law Review and never wrote a paper, why you have so many SS numbers and why you won't show a real Birth Certificate. Lyin Street Punk!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at August 20, 2012 02:24 PM (nonzP)

128 Obama looks deathly ill in the still of the video before you play it.

Posted by: Uncle Milty at August 20, 2012 02:25 PM (FPQqT)

129 PurpAv, that doesn't mean that he's dumb, it means that he's smart enough to fool someone else into doing it for him. Obama is a cheap, manipulative crook. The only difference this time is that most people see him for what he is.

Posted by: ErikW at August 20, 2012 02:27 PM (+xBov)

130 If you wring all the bullshit out of the first question, what he ended up asking Obama was: Does Akin represent the real Republican position on rape?

Posted by: motionview at August 20, 2012 02:27 PM (i+DU3)

131

On the rape thing, he does at least admit that this is a MO thing, and doesn't try to associate Akin with Romney/Ryan. It's odd, though, how he focuses on "rape is rape", which apparently addresses the use of the term "legitimate rape", which he apparently is suggesting means "rape that's OK", when he should know damn well it means "actual rape, not just somebody claiming a rape that didn't actually happen in order to be allowed certain priviledges or benefits." The other odd, and kind of offensive, thing is the constant references to abortion as "health care". But that's how they are.

The initail Medicare claims don't smell right, and need to be addressed. It seems highly unlikely that they are spending less and magically getting more for seniors. Only the free market can pull that kind of rabbit out of a hat, at least in the long term.

Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2012 02:28 PM (As94z)

132 14 Wouldn't you know the day Newsweek finally decides to go negative on Obama (on the cover no less) it gets totally buried by the notion that women can block sperm while being raped. Is Obama the luckiest SOB on the planet?

Posted by: me at August 20, 2012 05:40 PM (R+fMx)

Thank Todd Akin.

He Did Build That without Gobermint's Help, and he didn't even need a road or a bridge y'all!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 20, 2012 02:29 PM (ovpNn)

133 This isn't "intellectually lazy" ... it's just retarded:

http://tinyurl.com/24shc5a

At least, Barky was so proud that he did finally solve the dreaded Gordian Gate which had thwarted so many others.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2012 02:29 PM (X3lox)

134

Remember when it was a national disgrace that there was a planted question from the administration in a WH press conference? Of course, that was different... specifically, a different party.

Posted by: sherlock at August 20, 2012 02:30 PM (Dxb1S)

135 Quoting: "Thats a Legitimate First too, not just a regular spit and stick first."

Yay, jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright!

clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap!!!

Now, can anyone point me to the buffet table?

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 20, 2012 02:31 PM (CLkAH)

136 ...and JGDAW...I have never gotten a first, not even a regular spit and stick first. I'm just too slow with refreshing or typing or something.

<grin>

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 20, 2012 02:35 PM (CLkAH)

137 131,

I'm totally down for another 800 posts on that thing.

Posted by: Hopeless at August 20, 2012 02:35 PM (xutGe)

138

BHO: "I'm not sure all those characterizations you've laid out there are accurate. For example, nobody called Mr. Romney a felon."

Um... She didn't SAY that they called him a felon, she said that "they have suggested that Mr. Romney might be a felon ..."

Then he ignores the question, which was "Are you comfortable with the tone your campaign has set," and pretends like he and his campaign are focused only on issues.

I'm actually impressed with how pricisely the report phrased the question. Again, Obama isn't technically lying here (even the "I'm not sure" stuff doesn't outright dispute what she says), but he instead chose to rephase the question to something that he could give a better-sounding answer to, while completely ignoring the actual question.

Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2012 02:48 PM (As94z)

139 Next presser we'll see will be shortly after the October surprise, in which Barack "Dick Cheney" Obama kills Assad and whoever's left with either a Seal strike or a Batman drone. The presser will be the kickoff for eighteen days of frantic fellating by the MFM, with above-the-fold 5,000-word stories about every detail of the op, followed by a movie, opening everywhere November 2. Obama the Magnificent.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 20, 2012 03:02 PM (PH+2B)

140 Is it just me, or is it quite ironic that the man responsible for Obamacare says the government shouldn't be making health care decisions on the behalf of women? At least we finally found one thing the President doesn't think government should have control over.

Posted by: breaka at August 20, 2012 04:07 PM (LhyLs)

141 This guy is a huckster and a bamboozler.

Posted by: HeftyJo at August 21, 2012 07:33 AM (0/c8m)

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