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July 12, 2012

Obese, Unemployed Woman To Remain Obese, Unemployed
— Ace

Damnit, Roseanne Barr will not be the Green Party candidate.

I thought she might eat at Obama's vote share a little, among progressive white voters who still remember who the fuck she even was. Not a large group, but still.

Posted by: Ace at 07:45 AM | Comments (67)
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1
I thought she might eat at Obama's vote share a little

I saw what you did there.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2012 07:46 AM (TIIx5)

2 Ah, shit. Missed the opportunity to scream FIRST!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2012 07:47 AM (TIIx5)

3 Its the funniest idea she's had in years.

Posted by: nickless at July 12, 2012 07:48 AM (MMC8r)

4 If Nader runs that would just seal the deal for Romney. Who is this Rosanne of which you speak?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 12, 2012 07:48 AM (jucos)

5 Biden Reminisces About Sitting In REVEREND WRIGHT'S CHURCH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yG4CblGXSs

Posted by: Baron Vladimir Harkonnen at July 12, 2012 07:49 AM (e8kgV)

6 Unemployed? She's got a fucking net worth around $80M.

I'm sad no one ever gave her what she asked for last fall.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/322148.php

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 12, 2012 07:49 AM (ZKzrr)

7 The group itself might not be large, but individually they're huge!

Posted by: cranky-d at July 12, 2012 07:50 AM (GsXbZ)

8 Cancel the reinforced campaign bus!

Posted by: nickless at July 12, 2012 07:50 AM (MMC8r)

9 Dang. The jokes would have written themselves.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 12, 2012 07:50 AM (RD7QR)

Unemployed? She's got a fucking net worth around $80M.

Proof positive that there is no God.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2012 07:50 AM (1JP07)

11 Green party-Salads-Roseanne... gotta be a fat joke in there.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at July 12, 2012 07:50 AM (RfvTE)

12 Â“You know what they say: Flattery is alright as long as you donÂ’t inhaleÂ”

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 12, 2012 07:51 AM (e8kgV)

13 She needs a SnickersÂ™.

Posted by: toby928© at July 12, 2012 07:51 AM (evdj2)

14 #5 Get your ass back to Giedi prime.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at July 12, 2012 07:51 AM (RfvTE)

15 Seriously, though, spare a kind thought for Barr. How would you feel getting a section 8 discharge from the fucking Green Party?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2012 07:52 AM (1JP07)

16 She still has time to get on the Camel Toe ticket.
Posted by: runninrebel at July 12, 2012 11:49 AM

In her case it would be moose knuckle.

Posted by: Berserker at July 12, 2012 07:53 AM (FMbng)

17 Unemployed? She's got a fucking net worth around $80M.

Proof positive that there is no God.

Heh heh, works every time.

Posted by: Satan at July 12, 2012 07:53 AM (nd0uY)

18 Big Hollywood, indeed! I see what you did there, Breitbart.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2012 07:53 AM (FcR7P)

19 We need Nader, Michael Moore, or some Hollywood clown on the Green ticket.

Posted by: Jean at July 12, 2012 07:55 AM (WkuV6)

20 Roseanne Barr? Who??

Posted by: dantesed at July 12, 2012 07:55 AM (5F6TH)

21 That can't be. I thought she was on the ~~shit~~ ~~shart~~ ~~shortNfat list~~ Green's nomination list?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2012 07:56 AM (vDl/w)

22 Is she moribundly Obese yet?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 12, 2012 07:56 AM (tf9Ne)

23 21 We need Nader, Michael Moore, or some Hollywood clown on the Green ticket.

Posted by: Jean at July 12, 2012 11:55 AM (WkuV6)

Big Mike and Roseanne on the same ticket? You could call them the Gas Giant Party or something.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 12, 2012 07:56 AM (RD7QR)

24 Rosanne, she fell into the classic trap. That because she had some success in entertainment, she thought that people cared what she thought.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 12, 2012 07:56 AM (0q2P7)

25 Holy shit check out weasel zippers!!! Say it aint so joe!!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 12, 2012 07:57 AM (mJ0Oh)

26 Maybe she will lead protests against the ban on 20+ oz soda drinks. Rosanne, pizza is next!! Now is the time to be heard.

Posted by: moron at July 12, 2012 07:57 AM (a/8iT)

27 I don't get the picture. Is she on a cruise ship, or standing in front of two driers? Looks like she's slimmed down some, too.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2012 07:57 AM (FcR7P)

28 Green Party HQ: "Ya know, I just don't think that Roseanne Barr has good enough judgment and gravitas to be our candidate. Let's pick the guy in the gorilla suit instead."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2012 07:57 AM (1JP07)

29 I thought this was gonna be about Alan Grayson.

Posted by: reason at July 12, 2012 07:57 AM (5npD/)

30 Doesn't Rosanne want the guillotine brought back? She made the statement she'd like public beheadings of the rich (doesn't she qualify?).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2012 07:58 AM (UOM48)

31 How would you feel getting a section 8 discharge from the fucking Green Party? Is that for being too crazy, or not batsh*t enough?

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at July 12, 2012 07:58 AM (GBXon)

32 >>>Big Mike and Roseanne on the same ticket? You could call them the Gas Giant Party or something.

I've got to give them credit on their very personal commitment to removing carbon from the atmosphere and tying it up as lipids.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 12, 2012 07:58 AM (0q2P7)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2012 07:59 AM (vDl/w)

34 Holy shit check out weasel zippers!!! Say it aint so joe!!

So sue me, I got hungry. What do you want me to do?

Posted by: Roseanne Barr at July 12, 2012 07:59 AM (nd0uY)

35 She past zaftig in 1975.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 12, 2012 07:59 AM (mJ0Oh)

36 In its late stages, do syphilis make you go crazy?

Posted by: LoveChildofJesseJacksonJrandMaxineWaters at July 12, 2012 08:00 AM (yWDpP)

37 Holy shit check out weasel zippers!!! Say it aint so joe!! Ace needs to ~~steal~~ link that asap. I don't want to snark here, then have him post it as a new thread.

Posted by: toby928© at July 12, 2012 08:00 AM (evdj2)

38 Dang it you gave me the best reason of all to go on a diet.....I don't want to have anything in common with that woman.

Posted by: Mekan at July 12, 2012 08:01 AM (hm8tW)

39 Doesn't Rosanne want the guillotine brought back? She made the statement she'd like public beheadings of the rich (doesn't she qualify?). $81 million is the cut-off, so to speak.

Posted by: toby928© at July 12, 2012 08:01 AM (evdj2)

40 Okay. I literally did not post #36.

Ghosts must be fapping on my keyboard. (That's a turnabout!)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2012 08:02 AM (vDl/w)

41 Unemployed? She's got a fucking net worth around $80M. Hey, Roseanne: share the fucking wealth you dirty 1%er. You need to pay your fair share.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at July 12, 2012 08:02 AM (1hM1d)

42 Pigs in shit, and all that....

http://bit.ly/MyjQOD

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2012 08:03 AM (piMMO)

43 Long-shot Green Party candidate Jill Stein has chosen her running mate: Cheri Honkala, who, Stein said, is Â“the nationÂ’s leading anti-poverty advocate....Â”

Damn, I was really looking forward to voting for her too. But at least now I can order my Stein/Honkala 2012 bumper stickers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2012 08:04 AM (1Jaio)

44 the irony of cow flatulence being bad for the enviornment while Rosanne Barr runs for office as a member of the Green Party is not lost on me.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at July 12, 2012 08:04 AM (oW269)

45 Hey, look! Joe Biden!

http://bit.ly/Mm9MU4

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2012 08:05 AM (piMMO)

46 Now Tom Arnold is a candidate I could get behind!

Posted by: Clownf*cker at July 12, 2012 08:05 AM (sPO/s)

47 new post up...already

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2012 08:06 AM (piMMO)

48 Well, I could at least hide behind Rosanne.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at July 12, 2012 08:06 AM (sPO/s)

49 May I rant? Fwiw I never voted before 2010 and have (no illusions about true far left intentions) but some ambiguous strategies on how best to handle illegal immigration, gay marriage, drug wars, and foreign interventionism. Early in the Bush years I watched CNN and Daily show happily and recall sympathizing with Ted Kennedy when he was on c-span talking about how under Bush high home costs and the weak dollar and energy/food prices hurting the middle class.

I have never been more disgusted by the Democrats and the left then I am under Obama-Pelosi-Wassserman-Reid. They make Carter seem like a good hearted dufus rather then a black hearted anti-Semitic coward and Clinton looks like a brilliant awesome bipartisan leader rather then the war room philandering rapist he is.

*Drone strikes
*No budget x3 years
*"If I had a son" race baiting
*Fraudulent slobbery media
*Little blue book
*Forcing religions to fund abortions

I could go on and on as could everyone else on this board. The only reason I might vote for Obama this election would be to schadenfreude at seeing at least one of MSNBC or CNN go bankrupt and shutter during his second term.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at July 12, 2012 08:06 AM (RfvTE)

50 The group itself might not be large, but individually they're huge!

The stealth movement to change apportionment of House seats by population density instead of by population density is one of the greatest threats to the republic.

Posted by: VJay at July 12, 2012 08:07 AM (q5NFp)

51 In her case it would be moose knuckle.

Even a 747 looks small when it lands in the Grand Canyon.

Posted by: Tom Arnold at July 12, 2012 08:07 AM (nd0uY)

52 44 Pigs in shit, and all that....

http://bit.ly/MyjQOD

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2012 12:03 PM (piMMO)

Okay, you're spending extra time in purgatory for that.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 12, 2012 08:08 AM (RD7QR)

53 Roseanne just had a little twitter battle with Manolo the Shoe blogger over her use of the word "papist". I suppose now Barr will have more time to devote to Know Nothing cause.

http://tinyurl.com/6pvp2sc

Posted by: Long Island at July 12, 2012 08:08 AM (kzp9t)

54 Jill Stein advocates for the creation of a "Green New Deal", the objective of which would be to employ "every American willing and able to work" to address "climate change...[and the] converging water, soil, fisheries, forest, and fossil fuel crises" by working towards "sustainable energy, transportation and production infrastructure: clean renewable energy generation, energy efficiency, intra-city mass transit and inter-city railroads, Â“complete streetsÂ” that safely encourage bike and pedestrian traffic, regional food systems based on sustainable organic agriculture, and clean manufacturing of the goods needed to support this sustainable economy".The initial cost of the Green New Deal would be funded by various mechanisms, including "taxing Wall Street speculation, off shore tax havens, millionaires and multimillion dollar estates" as well as a 30% reduction in the U.S. military budget.

Wait a minute isn't that Barry's platform?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2012 08:09 AM (1Jaio)

55 Wait, didn't they run Cynthia McKinney last time?

Rosanne out-crazies her?

Posted by: Clownf*cker at July 12, 2012 08:11 AM (CGjum)

56 Well, I could at least hide behind Rosanne.

So could I.

Posted by: Jupiter at July 12, 2012 08:11 AM (nd0uY)

57 Well, I could at least hide behind Rosanne. That's no moon.

Posted by: toby wan kenobi at July 12, 2012 08:12 AM (evdj2)

58 Heh. "large" group. Ironic that such a large person would have such a small base?

Posted by: Morseus at July 12, 2012 08:16 AM (YWZwH)

"Obese, Unemployed Woman to Remain Obese, Unemployed"

Is she not going to remain a woman? Wouldn't surprise me out here in the land of crazy nutbags.

Posted by: arrgh hee eye dee at July 12, 2012 08:18 AM (JwUAW)

60 "Obama campaign to hold 'Women Vote 2012 Summits'"http://tinyurl.com/cokem32

"Although much has been made about the gender gap and how President Barack Obama's lead among women fuels his campaign, the marriage gap is actually larger and more telling,"

http://tinyurl.com/cz87zek

"President Barack Obama leads presumed Republican nominee Mitt Romney among voters with the help of a 2-1 advantage among single women, a Quinnipiac University poll shows."
http://tinyurl.com/87al8xb

"July 12, 2012 - American Voters Say Health Care Law Is A Tax Hike, Quinnipiac University National Poll Finds; Most Want Arizona-Type Immigration Law In Their State"
http://tiny-url.org/LCppOtUn

(A link to the latest Quinnipiac poll that leads to some of the others mentioned in the above links)

Posted by: s u n s h i n e at July 12, 2012 08:25 AM (oZfic)

61 As long as she doesn't show up in my lunchtime Taco Bell Seven-Layer Burrito I don't give a damn what happens to her.

Posted by: JEM at July 12, 2012 08:31 AM (o+SC1)

62 Eww.

Posted by: toby928© at July 12, 2012 08:34 AM (evdj2)

Roseanne Barr? Who??

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Roseanna bar the door! Don't let her get near the fridge!

P.S. The comic strip Frank and Ernest was funny this morning. Michelle says economists can use pie charts anymore. They have to use argula charts from now on.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 12, 2012 09:01 AM (jUZRg)

64 You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at July 12, 2012 09:21 AM (zF6Iw)

65 Yeah, I wish I had her problems: 80 million, a farm in HI, family that theoretically loves her...

Posted by: Redd at July 12, 2012 09:32 AM (suLy7)

66 When will someone take one for the team?

Posted by: I'm sorry. Really. at July 12, 2012 10:18 AM (JVEmw)

67 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2012 03:03 PM (Xb3hu)

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