March 14, 2012

Obligatory: Former Comedian Chris Rock Pretends To Be Bad Ass
— Ace

Jason Mattera asked him why he'd said the Tea Party was "insanely racist," and Rock grabs at the camera and throws it to the ground.

Chris Rock weighs about 130 pounds. He's like a less-attractive version of Prince. If you can imagine that.

Pretty sure that if he weren't surrounded by security, he would have thought twice about this gambit.

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1 Everybody hates Chris.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 14, 2012 10:35 AM (fEmj2)

2

"Pretty sure that if he weren't surrounded by security, he would have thought twice about this gambit."

Because Chris Rock has reason to be scared of Jason Mattera?  Excuse me while I laugh my ass off.

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 10:35 AM (GL1SF)

3 Chris Rock is very open in interviews about his hatred for honkeys.  He thinks they're suckers for buying tickets to see them.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2012 10:36 AM (/urwq)

4 Chris Rock  --  miracle career.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2012 10:36 AM (KXm42)

5

Why does Chris Rock hate white people?

 

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at March 14, 2012 10:36 AM (+0urH)

6 In CR's defense, it was a camerawoman...oh, wait.

Posted by: ivefle at March 14, 2012 10:37 AM (TWytl)

7 Look, Chris Rock is rich.  And when you're rich, if some douchebag gets in your face with his camera, asking stupid questions about nonsensical bullshit, it makes sense to just take the camera and smash it to the ground.  He can reimburse the douchebag with the money that falls out of his pocket when he pulls out his wallet.  Being in the 1% has hits privileges.

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 10:37 AM (GL1SF)

8 I was so scared just reading this post that I wet myself.  It's all warms and smelly.... Me gusta!

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 10:38 AM (ggRof)

9 Chris Rock has reason to be scared of Pee-Wee Herman.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 14, 2012 10:38 AM (bxiXv)

10 Hold me back!  Hold me back!

Posted by: chris rock at March 14, 2012 10:38 AM (fYOZx)

11 He's a racist. Perhaps he's confused.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 10:38 AM (u50z0)

12 I'll say a rosary for him while I'm typing...............

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 10:39 AM (u50z0)

13 Chris was buildin' dem pyramids and sipherin' maff-imatics looong befo you white homos was evah teabaggin' each otha!

Resist we much!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 14, 2012 10:40 AM (lLeix)

14 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 10:40 AM (8y9MW)

15 Hey, Chris is here!

Posted by: Boston12GS at March 14, 2012 10:40 AM (Eeosu)

16 How much for one rib?

Posted by: Gonna Git You Sucka at March 14, 2012 10:40 AM (DATOZ)

17 The question we have to ask is, why does Jason Mattera fear black people? What does he think they are going to do to him?

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at March 14, 2012 10:40 AM (PiESu)

18

Mr. Rock obviously suffers from contraception derangement syndrome.

Pray for him.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at March 14, 2012 10:41 AM (8ieXv)

19 Chris Rock used to be a comedian, didn't he?

Posted by: Cicero at March 14, 2012 10:41 AM (QKKT0)

20

--Pretty sure that if he weren't surrounded by security, he would have thought --twice about this gambit.

The fact that a woman was holding the camera was probably a factor too.

Posted by: Kronos at March 14, 2012 10:41 AM (gD4/Q)

21

*squirt*

Which is to say, I am a pathetic little squirt.

Posted by: Chris "Woman-Assaulter" Rock at March 14, 2012 10:41 AM (w41GQ)

22 For a comedian, I'd say Rock's repertoire is slipping. He must take a week to write a knock-knock joke.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 14, 2012 10:41 AM (eHIJJ)

23 Chris Rock is still bitter about the Shamwow Guy stealing his gig.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 14, 2012 10:41 AM (Qxdfp)

24 So far we've learned that rich liberals think they can impose on other people, threaten them, and take their property. NOT NEW INFORMATION!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 14, 2012 10:41 AM (bxiXv)

25 Chris Rock used to be a comedian, didn't he?

So said his agent.  I never believed it, though.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 10:42 AM (8y9MW)

26 darn it, I liked Chris Rock.

grrr

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 10:42 AM (TomZ9)

27 Cameras are the tool of the entrenched white hierarchy for keeping the black man down.

Posted by: Derrick Bell at March 14, 2012 10:43 AM (QKKT0)

28 Back da fuck off you cracka' whore white-devil Caucasian no-ass cain't-dance plantation-ownin' KKK-actin' white-supremacist BIGOT! 

Posted by: Chris Fuck-Whitey Rock at March 14, 2012 10:43 AM (lLeix)

29 I'm thinking we'll find out someone else actually wrote the "How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police" bit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 14, 2012 10:43 AM (bxiXv)

30 So the far-right-wing crowd doesn't think that a black man is funny.  Consider me shocked!  How do you feel about Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy?  Wait, don't bother answering.  I know.

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 10:43 AM (GL1SF)

31 I can't be the only one who never thought he was funny.

Posted by: mare at March 14, 2012 10:43 AM (A98Xu)

32 Was this at the premiere of "Pootie Tang 2: Occupy Tang Street"?

Posted by: MrCaniac at March 14, 2012 10:43 AM (1grxW)

33

Beatin up on whitey?!?!

*

Thas wut you s'posed to do!!!

 

 

Posted by: Chris Rocky at March 14, 2012 10:43 AM (8ieXv)

34 pretty soon, there will be no-one left to be entertained with.

gazing at my belly button.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 10:43 AM (TomZ9)

35 I foresee a post on Schindler's List Producer soon.

Posted by: nostradamus' 401k at March 14, 2012 10:44 AM (GTbGH)

36 twitter:
The Saudis, who don't let women drive, are at the UN [saying] Voter ID is racist? And no one has died from laughing yet?

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 10:44 AM (u50z0)

37 Naw, Chris Rock was pretty funny back in the day, and he can still bring it when he wants to.

Doesn't mean he isn't a jerk, though. In fact, I think it may be required.

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at March 14, 2012 10:44 AM (PiESu)

38 Range, stop projecting .

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 10:45 AM (TomZ9)

39 Why does Chris hate black people?  Tea Party isn't about color.

Posted by: dogfish at March 14, 2012 10:45 AM (N2yhW)

40 Once, I did not like Chris Rock.  I loved him.

Now he's on my shit list.  It ain't easy to get off it, and those on it are characters least likely to do what is required to get off it.

Fuck off, Chris.

Posted by: logprof at March 14, 2012 10:45 AM (ykSKg)

41 hahahaha....so now @30 thinking someone is not funny is racist?....Holy crap you guys need to get a hobby, you're embarrassing yourselves.

Posted by: mare at March 14, 2012 10:45 AM (A98Xu)

42 I think one of his sucker fans is here. 

Sucker.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2012 10:45 AM (KXm42)

43 Chris Rock is an idiot

Posted by: phoenixgirl just saw Willie McCovey at March 14, 2012 10:45 AM (MUxC2)

44 That's a shame because his stand up is pretty funny and he seems to be friends with a couple of famous, libertarian type white comics. I don't agree but I don't understand either.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 14, 2012 10:45 AM (jTVGC)

45 Chris Rock is that guy I'm always getting mixed up with Dave Chappelle, isn't he?      Does that make me racist?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 10:46 AM (4df7R)

46 gotsta maintain street cred, yo

Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2012 10:46 AM (YbQJm)

47 range is a racist i assume, He dislikes white guy comedy.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 10:46 AM (TomZ9)

48 30 So the far-right-wing crowd doesn't think that a black man is funny. Consider me shocked! How do you feel about Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy? Wait, don't bother answering. I know.

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 02:43 PM (GL1SF)

**

They both suck and so do you now FOAD!!!

 

Posted by: dananjcon at March 14, 2012 10:46 AM (8ieXv)

49 Seriously?

Rock is fortunate that most people have better manners than he does, including the camera-woman(?!) and Jason Mattera.

Posted by: Dianna at March 14, 2012 10:46 AM (mKMj1)

50 All White GUY comedy.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 10:46 AM (TomZ9)

51 I hate white people cause dey is bigots!

*see, dats funny... an shit*

Posted by: Chris Fuck-Whitey Rock at March 14, 2012 10:46 AM (lLeix)

52 Ohhhhh! Scary black man! Scary scary black man! Just like Morgan Freeman says! You talk some shit about Obama and you get your ASS KICKED by black guys!!

Posted by: Warden at March 14, 2012 10:46 AM (KulgD)

53 Shit like this is only going to get worse, especially when many of these suckers of cock start realizing the American people are going to totally reject their messiah this next Nov.

Posted by: Soona at March 14, 2012 10:46 AM (iJWgL)

54 I never thought he was funny, I thought he was obvious. Guys tend to like his type of humor more...I think.

Posted by: mare at March 14, 2012 10:46 AM (A98Xu)

55 23 Chris Rock is still bitter about the Shamwow Guy stealing his gig. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 14, 2012 02:41 PM (Qxdfp) I made the grave mistake of reading this comment with a mouth full of popcorn. Thanks, now I have a hull stuck in my brainpan.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 14, 2012 10:46 AM (4136b)

56 @Ranginess

I see you're a comedian, or just a troll, since you obviously missed yesterday's posts.

Posted by: dogfish at March 14, 2012 10:46 AM (N2yhW)

57 Chris Rock was reacting to our oppressive, racist infrastructure.

Posted by: Teh Ghost of Derrick Bell at March 14, 2012 10:46 AM (ykSKg)

58

Yeah, the Tea Party isn't about color, but it is made up of one color.  Only one.  Well, pretty close.

The Tea Party: We are the 99% (white).

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 10:47 AM (GL1SF)

59

Ron White on the hand....

 

Posted by: dananjcon at March 14, 2012 10:47 AM (8ieXv)

60 Why do Leftists think racists are funny?

Posted by: cherry at March 14, 2012 10:47 AM (OhYCU)

61 They both suck and so do you now FOAD!!!
Posted by: dananjcon

well i like Jeff,!
if i like jeff ,i must be a racist!

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 10:47 AM (TomZ9)

62 >>The fact that a woman was holding the camera was probably a factor too.

Chris Rock, Chris Brown, tomato, tomahto.

I denounce myself for noticing someone lived down to a stereotype I'm not supposed to acknowledge.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 14, 2012 10:47 AM (ZKzrr)

63 re Ranginess: hi, Average Joe! :^)

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 14, 2012 10:47 AM (QTHTd)

64 Does he hit women too, or only break their stuff?

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 10:47 AM (P6QsQ)

65 I can use da word "n*gger", cause I'm black and shit.

Posted by: Chris Fuck-Whitey Rock at March 14, 2012 10:48 AM (lLeix)

66 What's nice about being a conservative is that I don't give a rat's ass whether a comedian agrees with me about politics, or what he or she is like off stage. Onstage, Chris Rock is funny. Hell, I just love his voice. Him reading the phone book is funny. And he can be pretty right wing. ÒSometimes I am walking with my daughter, IÕm talking to my daughter, IÕm looking at her, IÕm pushing her in the stroller. And sometimes I pick her up and I just stare at her and I realize my only job in life is to keep her off the pole. ÒKeep my baby off the pole! ÒI mean they donÕt grade fathers but if your daughter is a stripper you f*&$#@ up.Ó Chris Rock standup.

Posted by: chris not rock at March 14, 2012 10:48 AM (dX5s2)

67

Is Ranginess a real troll?   Because if so, DOGPILE!

 

Otherwise, fuck off.   You suck for getting our hopes up.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 10:48 AM (4df7R)

68 I'm a worthless piece of shit with nothing better to do. Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 02:43 PM (GL1SF)

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 10:48 AM (jUytm)

69 The Tea Party: We are the 99% (white). Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 02:47 PM




Check out the demographics of OWS.  Report back.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 10:49 AM (P6QsQ)

70 64 Does he hit women too,



No, he just hits LIKE a woman.

Posted by: Obama sux white nutz at March 14, 2012 10:49 AM (lLeix)

71

Ranginess....

 

Kinda like the Occutards, eh?

 

Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2012 10:49 AM (YbQJm)

72 I need help. Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 02:52 PM (GL1SF)

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 10:49 AM (jUytm)

73

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?

Posted by: that's what I'm talkin' about at March 14, 2012 10:49 AM (GTbGH)

74 Yawn, be gone boring tool.

Posted by: dogfish at March 14, 2012 10:49 AM (N2yhW)

75 I never thought he was funny, I thought he was obvious.

He's a little better than Carlos Mencia  (also miracle career) but that ain't sayin much.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2012 10:49 AM (KXm42)

76 @66...You really think that's funny? Like I said, I think it's a guy thing.

Posted by: mare at March 14, 2012 10:50 AM (A98Xu)

77 Check out the demographics of OWS. Report back.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 02:49 PM (P6QsQ)

hell check out msnbc until a couple weeks ago/

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 10:50 AM (TomZ9)

78 Yeah, the Tea Party isn't about color, but it is made up of one color.


If black people have been Taxed Enough Already, they are free to join. Content of character, and all that.

Posted by: tea baggin' fluffy at March 14, 2012 10:50 AM (vRSeu)

79 Chris Rock was never funny.A loud piercing voice that goes along with his lousy comedy. Dave Attell,now he's funny.

Posted by: ziptie at March 14, 2012 10:50 AM (JOgKo)

80 Dagny You win comment of the day....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at giants vs Indians game at March 14, 2012 10:50 AM (MUxC2)

81 Soon as he got his teeth capped, he turned into a dickhammer.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at March 14, 2012 10:51 AM (VTeUD)

82 Rock had one shtick and rode it hard and put it up wet. Now, it's just sitting in the barn smelling up a store. Kill Whitey!

Posted by: The Robot Devil at March 14, 2012 10:51 AM (136wp)

83 @76 It's in his delivery.

"You're supposed to love yo' kids!"

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at March 14, 2012 10:51 AM (PiESu)

84 Each comment I post on this blog reaffirms my loserhood. Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 02:50 PM (GL1SF)

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 10:51 AM (jUytm)

85 Chris Rock was all about "keeping it real" about race ... until his boy Obama got elected. Now it's all about  calling everyone who disagrees with you a racist and smacking cameras out of women's hands.

Posted by: Warden at March 14, 2012 10:51 AM (KulgD)

86 Also I love cock.

Posted by: ronginess at March 14, 2012 10:51 AM (MTzcp)

87 #67 - I'm starting to suspect satire.

I have to be on the lookout for it, because otherwise, I miss it and embarrass myself.

Posted by: Dianna at March 14, 2012 10:52 AM (mKMj1)

88 The problem is telling the difference between fake trolls, real trolls, and liberals in general.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 14, 2012 10:52 AM (bxiXv)

89 Chris Rock is basically Barack Obama but without all of the fancy terrorist connections.  His mom went out of her way to send him to a "white" school and Rock's been trying to apologize for it ever since.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 14, 2012 10:52 AM (/vta5)

90 Damn, my Macbook's battery is low again. I feel a rapin' coming on!

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 10:52 AM (ggRof)

91 Yeah, the Tea Party isn't about color, but it is made up of one color.



You mean like MSNBC?

Posted by: Obama sux white nutz at March 14, 2012 10:52 AM (lLeix)

92 90 Damn, my Macbook's battery is low again. I feel a rapin' coming on!



Why? Is Obama legislating again?

Posted by: Obama sux white nutz at March 14, 2012 10:53 AM (lLeix)

93 Merovign, in real life i always think it's satire until i see the look on their face when i laugh.

woops

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 10:53 AM (TomZ9)

94 In Chris Rock's defense,  he hadn't had a chance to bang an underage Disney starlet yet that week..

Oh.. Wait..  


Posted by: Dave C at March 14, 2012 10:54 AM (u56ta)

95 I'm less inclined to equate    this with Chris Rock    being a bigoted leftist ass, and equate it more with Chris Rock being an entitled elitist ass.      Hollywood   people don't like video cameras    that aren't mounted on a studio dolly.   It incites them to violence,   like a Pavlovian response.     

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 10:54 AM (4df7R)

96 You didn't go to prison? Watcha want? A cookie? Now that's funny. In a sad way.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at March 14, 2012 10:54 AM (jTVGC)

97 Seriously, this is how they think. People like Range sit around and try to figure out what white people think but they do it informed by people like Al Sharpton and race hustlers like Jesse Jackson and Marxist critical race theorists like Barak Obama.


Then when someone white denigrates someone black for attacking a female camarawoman and screaming about the tea party being racist, they only see the white person denigrating the black. The "dis" if you will.


It's a fascinating piece of brain washing that I don't think can be eradicated.


Yo

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 10:54 AM (u50z0)

98 I'm just mad because the Tea Party gives my kind of teabagging a bad name.

Posted by: ronginess at March 14, 2012 10:54 AM (MTzcp)

99 The problem is telling the difference between fake trolls, real trolls, and liberals in general.

And don't forget Average Joe is a sucker of cock.  Right Joe?

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2012 10:54 AM (KXm42)

100 mare: "I can't be the only one who never thought he was funny."

Yeah, I've always thought him to be rather weak. Probably B- to C-lister. Take away profanity and he pretty much disappears. The second coming of Eddie Murphy he was not.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 14, 2012 10:55 AM (eHIJJ)

101 Chris Rock weighs about 130 pounds. He's like a less-attractive version of Prince. If you can imagine that.

And yet Prince got hot chicks. I'll never understand that.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at March 14, 2012 10:55 AM (RD7QR)

102 You say sucker of cock like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: ronginess at March 14, 2012 10:55 AM (MTzcp)

103 I am much obliged to leftard entertainers who so helpfully identify themselves as such. This saves me money. Shouldn't Rock be arrested for assault and property destruction? Charges should be pressed.

Posted by: maddogg at March 14, 2012 10:56 AM (OlN4e)

104 My breath smells like scrotum!

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 10:56 AM (lLeix)

105 And I have to share a birthday with this dick.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 14, 2012 10:56 AM (m8NEN)

106 99 The problem is telling the difference between fake trolls, real trolls, and liberals in general. And don't forget Average Joe is a sucker of cock. Right Joe? Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2012 02:54 PM (KXm42) You say that as if it is a bad thing...

Posted by: Oblig. Bwarney Frank Comment at March 14, 2012 10:56 AM (136wp)

107 Heh.  The special-order fabric for my dining-room curtains came in this afternoon, and the (white) gay guy who just called me could barely say "Jungle Banana Boogie" (the name the manufacturer gave the fabric) on the phone without choking.

It's got monkeys on it. Some of them are wearing little hats.

Don't denounce me---it's not my fault the first thing you think of when you hear "Jungle Boogie" or "monkey" is "black people."

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 14, 2012 10:56 AM (ZKzrr)

108 In re Prince, what can you say?  Some women like creepy little effeminate guys.  Different strokes and all that.

Posted by: meekrob at March 14, 2012 10:56 AM (MTzcp)

109 I love the smell of man-ass in the morning!

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 10:57 AM (lLeix)

110 The second coming of Eddie Murphy he was not.

And Eddie Murphy was nothing compared to Bill Cosby.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 10:57 AM (8y9MW)

111 How many of you, right now, work two jobs just to have enough money to be broke? That ain't right.

Wee Wee/Choo Choo  2012!

Posted by: Fritz at March 14, 2012 10:57 AM (FDEjy)

112 And don't forget Average Joe is a sucker of cock. Right Joe? Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2012 02:54 PM (KXm42) That's a very charitable point of view.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 14, 2012 10:57 AM (bxiXv)

113 And don't forget Average Joe is a sucker of cock.

By choice.

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at March 14, 2012 10:57 AM (GTbGH)

114 Chris Rock is the kind of loudmouth punk who is perfectly willing to fight when there are his people there to "pull him off"; meaning it's a peacock posturing stunt and he has no intention of really fighting. Bill Maher and Al Franken are the same kind of poseur shitbirds. In real life, Chris Rock couldn't fight his way out of a fog patch and Bill Maher's mouth would get his four foot ass kicked to Mars.

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 14, 2012 10:58 AM (kl3xJ)

115 My butt hurts.

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 10:58 AM (lLeix)

116 Wow. That was a low stress rosary since I could say it while I was typing and on the phone. I think I'll do a novena.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 10:58 AM (u50z0)

117 If you were rich and some lefty blogger with a camera got in your face and asked you similar questions and ran after you after you ran away from him, would it be inappropriate for you to take the lefty's camera and smash it?  You could just reimburse him.  I guarantee that if some conservative had done this to a lefty blogger, you'd cheer him and have no problem with it whatsoever.  Wealth has its privileges, no? 

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 10:58 AM (GL1SF)

118 I hope Mattera, in true Breitbart fashion, drips more and more videos like this to coincide with his book. Which I am definitely going to buy.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 14, 2012 10:58 AM (4136b)

119 109 In re Prince, what can you say? Some women like creepy little effeminate guys. Different strokes and all that. Posted by: meekrob at March 14, 2012 02:56 PM (MTzcp) A quadrillion dollars makes up for a lot of stature and personality.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 14, 2012 10:58 AM (bxiXv)

120 It's been fun, but I have to get back to my clinic in Lubbock. I like to abort black babies, but y'all are racist!

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 10:58 AM (ggRof)

121 ...regarding today's Weapon-gate Sgt. Maj. Brandon Hall: “All I know is, I was told to get the weapons out,” he said. Asked why, he replied, “Somebody got itchy, that’s all I’ve got to say. Somebody got itchy; we just adjust.”

Posted by: Stormy at March 14, 2012 10:59 AM (EZTYy)

122 I like to play with my dog's pee-pee.....

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 10:59 AM (lLeix)

123

The first time I saw Prince, he was on SNL.  I thought it was a skit.

Ditto, Meat Loaf.

Posted by: toby928© at March 14, 2012 10:59 AM (GTbGH)

124 Chris, can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 14, 2012 10:59 AM (m8NEN)

125 Well Rush apparently reads the site, he closed with a stinger about the "Tantrum" issue.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 14, 2012 11:00 AM (0q2P7)

126 Being a choad smoker has its privileges too.  Take my word for it,

Posted by: ronginess at March 14, 2012 11:00 AM (MTzcp)

127

I can't wait to see his “How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by a Conservative”

http://tinyurl.com/dlrc8l

Posted by: CJ at March 14, 2012 11:00 AM (9KqcB)

128  Manginess, I mean Ranginess,, stop be-clowning yourself...

Posted by: the hobbit fomerly known as Donna at March 14, 2012 11:00 AM (ZHge+)

129 My tonsils love to tickle dicks!

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 11:00 AM (lLeix)

130 >>In re Prince, what can you say?

He was named "the World's Sexiest Vegetarian" in 2006 and roots for the Minnesota Vikings. Also thinks Islam is awesome because women don't have to make choices about what to wear outside.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 14, 2012 11:00 AM (ZKzrr)

131 Ditto, Meat Loaf.

Yeah, but that's actually sort of how Meat Loaf got started.  Not SNL, specifically, but as a quasi-joke.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 11:00 AM (8y9MW)

132 WTF? Conservatives get a pass? People are ready to fucking *hang* each other over whether a candidate flip-flopped on mandates or unions. Fucking pass, whatever.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 14, 2012 11:01 AM (bxiXv)

133 Wow. That was a low stress rosary since I could say it while I was typing and on the phone. I think I'll do a novena.

Were you playing the banjo with your feet too? 

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2012 11:01 AM (KXm42)

134 Chris who?

Posted by: The SMOD has been delayed until 2013. Please stand by. at March 14, 2012 11:01 AM (CP+yl)

135 AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012: "And Eddie Murphy was nothing compared to Bill Cosby."

Almost no one can be compared to The Coz. The guy was brilliant. Best story-telling comedian I've ever seen.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 14, 2012 11:02 AM (eHIJJ)

136 And yet Prince got hot chicks. I'll never understand that.

Prince could lay down some killer tunes, and he had stage presence. He also had some money and fame or so I hear. I'm not aware of anything assholish he did off stage, unless you count the tiffs with his record producers . . . and, frankly, I hate those guys so that's more a plus than a minus in my book.

I'm not surprised if he can still find someone to take home every now and then.

Chris Rock on the other hand strikes me as the blabbermouth whining loser at the bar who gets drinks thrown at him.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 14, 2012 11:02 AM (QTHTd)

137 Chris who?

He played in a Jay and Silent Bob movie.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 11:02 AM (8y9MW)

138 I want to fellate Prince.

Posted by: ronginess at March 14, 2012 11:03 AM (MTzcp)

139 85 Chris Rock was all about "keeping it real" about race ... until his boy Obama got elected. Now it's all about calling everyone who disagrees with you a racist and smacking cameras out of women's hands.

Posted by: Warden at March 14, 2012 02:51 PM (KulgD)


--Exactly.  I could live with his Bush-bashing (partly because I'm not a Busj-lover myself), but you'd think he'd be *less* an asshole with a half-Black in the White House.  But no.

Posted by: logprof at March 14, 2012 11:03 AM (ykSKg)

140 He's a reverse Lola - he looks like a man and sounds like a woman.

Posted by: Roy at March 14, 2012 11:03 AM (VndSC)

141 Best story-telling comedian I've ever seen.

"Dad.  Help me buy a car..."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 11:03 AM (8y9MW)

142 Kudos to the troll ranger.

Posted by: maddogg at March 14, 2012 11:03 AM (OlN4e)

143 If you were rich and some lefty blogger with a camera got in your face and asked you similar questions and ran after you after you ran away from him, would it be inappropriate for you to take the lefty's camera and smash it?


No.

Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at March 14, 2012 11:03 AM (vRSeu)

144 I like Chris Rock's high voice and waif-like build!

Twink! Oh snap!

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 11:03 AM (lLeix)

145 “Somebody got itchy, that’s all I’ve got to say. Somebody got itchy; we just adjust.” SCABIES?

Posted by: Stormy at March 14, 2012 11:03 AM (EZTYy)

146

@123......"Somebody got itchy...

 

Itchy. ....Yeah, that yellow streak up the back must itch like crazy. F'kn Panetta.

Posted by: wheatie at March 14, 2012 11:04 AM (aykLa)

147 128 Well Rush apparently reads the site, he closed with a stinger about the "Tantrum" issue.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 14, 2012 03:00 PM (0q2P7)


--I'm sure Rush has a gofer for those things while on the air.

Posted by: logprof at March 14, 2012 11:04 AM (ykSKg)

148 Okay, so I didn't know about Prince's Islam comments. [googles] Yikes. So, he's a jerk.

My mistake.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 14, 2012 11:04 AM (QTHTd)

149 61 They both suck and so do you now FOAD!!!



Posted by: dananjcon

well i like Jeff,!
if i like jeff ,i must be a racist!

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 02:47 PM (TomZ9)

*

I actually like that show where Larry goes around the country talkin to real Americans. The best was when he went to the Palin's house in Wasilla. Todd and Sarah's Dad were complete gentleman, gave Larry alot of footage for the show. Unfortunatley they couldn't get the Cuda to make an appearance. 

Posted by: dananjcon at March 14, 2012 11:04 AM (8ieXv)

150 I didn't want to take a picture of that cracker in the first place!

Posted by: Chris Rock - Official Ball Tender of the United States of America at March 14, 2012 11:05 AM (amaZR)

151  I hope Mattera, in true Breitbart fashion, drips more and more videos like this to coincide with his book. Which I am definitely going to buy.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 14, 2012 02:58 PM (4136b)

 

--------------------------------------

 

Which reminds me.........I don't know if it's already been posted here, but I thought I saw a blurb somewhere that  O'Keefe has  a  video  of  Vermont election officials registering dead people to vote.

Posted by: Soona at March 14, 2012 11:05 AM (iJWgL)

152

The first time I saw Prince, he was on SNL. I thought it was a skit.

Ditto, Meat Loaf.

 

Ditto A. Whitney Brown

Posted by: CJ at March 14, 2012 11:05 AM (9KqcB)

153 Chris Rock sucks Michelle Obama's nuts.



just sayin'.......

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 11:05 AM (lLeix)

154 Islam is cool.  Well except for the whole stoning homosexuals thing.

Posted by: ronginess at March 14, 2012 11:05 AM (MTzcp)

155 151 Okay, so I didn't know about Prince's Islam comments. [googles] Yikes. So, he's a jerk.

My mistake.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 14, 2012 03:04 PM (QTHTd)


--Given how he loves (loved?) women wearing almost nothing all the time in his videos and movies, you'd think he'd be more circumspect about Islam.

Posted by: logprof at March 14, 2012 11:06 AM (ykSKg)

156 ...regarding today's Weapon-gate

Sgt. Maj. Brandon Hall:
“All I know is, I was told to get the weapons out,” he said. Asked why, he replied, “Somebody got itchy, that’s all I’ve got to say. Somebody got itchy; we just adjust.” Posted by: Stormy at March 14, 2012 02:59 PM




Trying to remain calm.  It's not working.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 11:06 AM (P6QsQ)

157 Rock's career is dead they say..

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 14, 2012 11:07 AM (m8NEN)

158

It's so heartwarming to see how much our Secretary of Defense trusts our military.  HEARTWARMING.  

 

...

 

Oh, wait.  Did I say heartwarming?   I meant FUCK YOU, PANETTA, YOU COMMIE BASTARD.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 11:08 AM (4df7R)

159 I thought I saw a blurb somewhere that O'Keefe has a video of Vermont election officials registering dead people to vote.

I don't think it has had its own post at the HQ, but commenters have mentioned it.  I heard some of the audio this morning.  I wish I could claim I was astounded.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 11:08 AM (8y9MW)

160 Yes, and now the Vermont Secretary of State wants to investigate O'Keefe. I wonder who got a phone call ?

Posted by: Stormy at March 14, 2012 11:08 AM (EZTYy)

161 It's funny how these discussions go. Now we're talking about The Artist, formerly known as the funky symbol, formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 14, 2012 11:08 AM (bxiXv)

162

tough enough to attack a woman!

Posted by: God-fearing conservative at March 14, 2012 11:09 AM (jdOk/)

163 People in the entertainment industry are obscenely over-paid children. I'm serious here. How many actors, comedians, musicians can you name who have the emotional development of 5 year olds. Which is fine, except they insist on giving us their views about political issues and political candidates. You may as well ask your toddler who to vote for.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2012 11:09 AM (TrPe5)

164 You know, white America has hand out in conciliation for at least thirty years. But the longerthe Derrick Bell-style thinking goes on, the more likely it gradually gets withdrawn.

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 11:10 AM (X7aC8)

165 Take foul language away from Chris Rock, and he's got nothing.

Posted by: Generic at March 14, 2012 11:10 AM (szPD/)

166 Chris - I really wish you'd stop jumping over me like that, over and over again.

Posted by: The Shark at March 14, 2012 11:10 AM (VndSC)

167

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2012 03:09 PM (TrPe5)

 

Ian McKellen?

Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2012 11:10 AM (YbQJm)

168 Chris rock IS Ruby Rodd!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 14, 2012 11:10 AM (bxiXv)

169 “All I know is, I was told to get the weapons out,” he said. Asked why, he replied, “Somebody  (Panetta)  got itchy, thatÂ’s all IÂ’ve got to say. Somebody  (Panetta)  got itchy; we just adjust.”

Posted by: Stormy at March 14, 2012 02:59 PM




Trying to remain calm. It's not working.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 03:06 PM (P6QsQ)

 

------------------------------------------

 

And that's the rest of the story.

Posted by: Soona at March 14, 2012 11:11 AM (iJWgL)

170 the rest....yeah

Posted by: model_1066 at March 14, 2012 11:11 AM (YbQJm)

171 SCOAMF has released his NCAA brackets. His Final Four is all swing states.
http://is.gd/UeMeEc

(Mizzourah? He never did give up the little blow on the weekends when he can afford, did he?)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 14, 2012 11:11 AM (ZKzrr)

172 "19 Chris Rock used to be a comedian, didn't he?" Hey, it's hard being funny when you use the exact same schtick for 30 years.

Posted by: Letterman in His Dumb Guy Voice at March 14, 2012 11:12 AM (TrPe5)

173

People in the entertainment industry are obscenely over-paid children. I'm serious here. How many actors, comedians, musicians can you name who have the emotional development of 5 year olds. Which is fine, except they insist on giving us their views about political issues and political candidates. You may as well ask your toddler who to vote for. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2012 03:09 PM




On a related note:

Actor George Clooney, who was on the Hill today, will be at the White House tomorrow.

Before ClooneyÂ’s congressional testimony about violence in Sudan and South Sudan on Wednesday, Sen. John Kerry mentioned the actorÂ’s plan to meet with the president.

“I know they’re going to be talking with Secretary Clinton and President Obama tomorrow,” Kerry said, referring to Clooney and John Prendergast, co-founder of the Enough Project. A spokesman for the human rights advocacy group confirmed that Clooney will visit both the White House and the State Department on Thursday.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 11:12 AM (P6QsQ)

174 Chris, why do have to kill whitey? Cant you just rape him, or beat him, or something like that?

Posted by: cherry at March 14, 2012 11:12 AM (OhYCU)

175 Less Chris Rock. More Aunt Esther.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 14, 2012 11:12 AM (m8NEN)

176 Franco was far-Right, yes.

Hitler *started* in the far-Right; but should be treated as a fascist tyrant, like Mussolini and Stalin... and Chavez.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 14, 2012 11:13 AM (QTHTd)

177 Mr. Rock needs to keep his ass far away from New Haven.

Posted by: Roy at March 14, 2012 11:13 AM (VndSC)

178 Posted by: Adolf Hitler at March 14, 2012 03:07 PM (60GaT)


Fucking National Socialists. I hate Illinois trolling National Socialists!

Posted by: fluffy, right winger at March 14, 2012 11:13 AM (vRSeu)

179

Yes, and now the Vermont Secretary of State wants to investigate O'Keefe.

 

Vermont is 15% granola-chewing hippies, 13%      affluent leftist hypocrites,      2% sane people (who can't escape due to circumstance),      and 70% cows.  In that fight, O'Keefe wins.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 11:13 AM (4df7R)

180 Actually, I thought Rock was pretty funny in The 5thElement. It was like he was a natural at running around dressed like a woman and acting like an egotistical pussy boy.

Posted by: maddogg at March 14, 2012 11:13 AM (OlN4e)

181

"It's got monkeys on it. Some of them are wearing little hats."

 

Only the finest at Chateau Sativus, I see...

Posted by: reason, softly mocking your taste at March 14, 2012 11:14 AM (5npD/)

182 Okay, so I didn't know about Prince's Islam comments. [googles] Yikes. So, he's a jerk. My mistake. Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo Oh, yes, you can Google to find out stuff. I do it all the time... 'Like the difference between a real theory and like something that hasn't been proven.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien movin' on at March 14, 2012 11:15 AM (EZTYy)

183 As Dennis Miller said on meeting Rock: "Angry black guy.  Then what?"

Posted by: meekrob at March 14, 2012 11:15 AM (MTzcp)

184 >>>...would it be inappropriate for you to take the lefty's camera and smash it?

If one of us did that we would be brought up on vandalism charges and branded as unstable and violent by the media. Just looking for one standard. Is it okay to smash gear of journalists if you don't like the questions moonbat?

If that's the case the news media is going to have to replace a LOT of cameras. And ole Mikey Moore had better invent a camera that can survive atmospheric reentry followed by repeated accidental strikes with a 12lb sledge.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 14, 2012 11:16 AM (0q2P7)

185 Posted by: maddogg at March 14, 2012 03:13 PM (OlN4e)

Wrong not-funny comedian named Chris.  You're thinking of Tucker, not Rock for that one.

Chris Tucker- Rush Hour
Chris Rock - Lethal Weapon 4

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 11:16 AM (8y9MW)

186 Whatever happened to Ace's public undressing of Jake Tapper for letting Obama off so easy on Fluke? I saw the tweets, the request from Tapper for a phone call, then, nothing?

Posted by: USA at March 14, 2012 11:16 AM (6Cjut)

187 187 He does a mean Chris Tucker.

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 11:17 AM (X7aC8)

188 CR has had some funny stuff and some absolute garbage but I haven't heard his name in quite a while now except for those stupid madagascar movies.

As far as that tiny little shit in a fight, I've got chunks in my stool bigger than him.  I think even Mattera would break his skinny little ass in half.

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 14, 2012 11:17 AM (3jGS1)

189 I thought Rock was pretty funny in The 5thElement.

That was Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: toby928© at March 14, 2012 11:17 AM (GTbGH)

190 187 Actually, I thought Rock was pretty funny in The 5thElement. It was like he was a natural at running around dressed like a woman and acting like an egotistical pussy boy.  

Posted by: maddogg at March 14, 2012 03:13 PM (OlN4e)

 

That was actually Chris    Tucker.    Easy mistake to make;   they're both     shrill.     But Ruby Rodd was CLASSIC.      (I can't help it, I love that movie.)

 

Chris Rock is the one who     completely ruined the fourth Lethal Weapon   (not that there was much hope for it to NOT suck).

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 11:18 AM (4df7R)

191 30 "So the far-right-wing crowd doesn't think that a black man is funny. Consider me shocked! How do you feel about Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy? Wait, don't bother answering. I know." Posted by: Ranginess Actually I'm more annoyed with ultra-rich celebrities who think that because they're rich and famous they should get a free pass when they can't manage to behave like half-way decent adults.

Posted by: Letterman in His Dumb Guy Voice at March 14, 2012 11:18 AM (TrPe5)

192

on Chris Rock attacking a camera:  no lack of irony from the libs who cry, "ambush interview!" while they idolize the likes of 60 Minutes 'journalists' who perfected this style, and noted fat slob Michael Moore who ripped it off.....

Posted by: the Butcher at March 14, 2012 11:18 AM (8g9qq)

193 Here we go again:  Hitler was not 'far right'.  He used some of the language of the right ( along with a lot of the language of the left ).

  His National Socialist German Workers Party was all about using the power of government to coerce people

Libertarians are 'far right'; Adolf was not a libertarian

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 14, 2012 11:18 AM (Dll6b)

194

@179

 

WTF? What does the shithead Clooney know about Sudan, or indeed anything else? He's a pretty boy who recites lines written by someone else. That makes his opinions worth listening to?

 

Sheesh.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 14, 2012 11:18 AM (3IrHc)

195

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 03:16 PM (8y9MW)

 

 

I stand corrected. Been too long since I saw it, I guess. Still, Tucker was funny.

Posted by: maddogg at March 14, 2012 11:18 AM (OlN4e)

196 Little hands! Tiny little hands! Make them go away! Please!!!

Posted by: veeka at March 14, 2012 11:20 AM (sqVOl)

197 I stand corrected. Been too long since I saw it, I guess. Still, Tucker was funny.

Actually, in movies (that is: when they're not trying to present their 'own' material) they can actually both be pretty funny.

And, yes, Ruby Rhod was absolutely hi-freaking-larious.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 11:20 AM (8y9MW)

198 "Actually, I thought Rock was pretty funny in The 5thElement. It was like he was a natural at running around dressed like a woman and acting like an egotistical pussy boy."


That was Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 14, 2012 11:20 AM (GZitp)

199 Almost no one can be compared to The Coz. The guy was brilliant. Best story-telling comedian I've ever seen.

I agree. Long after he stopped doing stand-up, he remained a brilliant monologist after the fashion of, say, Mark Twain. You could see this best in his monologues when he guest-hosted for Johnny Carson.

I still remember fondly one such monologue, the theme of which was "I ceased to be hip the moment my first bill came due." This was when I was still a teenager. As with all great monologues, it not only made me laugh, but it made me think as well.

It made me begin to understand the difference between political conservatism and social conservatism; that people can espouse liberal politics yet conduct their personal lives in such a way that shows that they are conservative by nature.

I still haven't figured out, however, whether that makes me respect them more, or less.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 14, 2012 11:21 AM (IlZPo)

200 No, he ain't just another reporter, Rock! Jason Mattera is a wrecking machine! And he's hungry! Hell, you ain't been hungry since New Jack City.

Posted by: Mickey Goldmill at March 14, 2012 11:22 AM (GTbGH)

201 In the movie Grownups Rock was the only unfunny one.

Posted by: ziptie at March 14, 2012 11:24 AM (JOgKo)

202

"The first time I saw Prince, he was on SNL. I thought it was a skit."

 

SNL could never be THAT funny.

Posted by: reason at March 14, 2012 11:24 AM (5npD/)

203 the fact that a state's all-powerful by itself tells us nothing about its policies

Let us gaze upon this for a moment.

Posted by: toby928© at March 14, 2012 11:24 AM (GTbGH)

204 WTF? What does the shithead Clooney know about Sudan, or indeed anything else? He's a pretty boy who recites lines written by someone else. That makes his opinions worth listening to?

Sheesh.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 14, 2012 03:18 PM (3IrHc)


--To be fair, it's not like he's a novice to the cause.  He was involved in the Darfur Project and actually has visited Sudan (probably several times).  As with Richard Gerebil and Tibet, I take him as sincere on the issue.


That does not mean I want U.S. soldiers helping out there, though.

Posted by: logprof at March 14, 2012 11:24 AM (ykSKg)

205 SCOAMF has released his NCAA brackets. (Mizzourah? He never did give up the little blow on the weekends when he can afford, did he?) Posted by: HeatherRadish Yes!!! Now Mizzou will lose for sure! Bill Self asked him not to pick Kansas again, after being told to meet with Obuma when the SCOAMF was giving a telepromptspeech 60 miles from Lawrence. Coach Self initally declined to visit with Obuma because he had a game to coach that evening.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien movin' on at March 14, 2012 11:25 AM (EZTYy)

206 oops! Sock off.

Posted by: Stormy at March 14, 2012 11:26 AM (EZTYy)

207

 

 

Rick Perry shoulda said that 'racist rock' was named "Chris".....then it would've been okay.

Posted by: wheatie at March 14, 2012 11:26 AM (aykLa)

208 Which reminds me.........I don't know if it's already been posted here, but I thought I saw a blurb somewhere that O'Keefe has a video of Vermont election officials registering dead people to vote. Posted by: Soona at March 14, 2012 03:05 PM (iJWgL) O'Keefe's website is projectveritas.com - and I think BigGov covered this.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 14, 2012 11:26 AM (4136b)

209 Chris' next movie is 'What To Expect When Your Expecting' with noted box- office repellent, Jennifer Lopez. He's probably clinically depressed.

Posted by: Kas at March 14, 2012 11:26 AM (i5KzK)

210

"He does a mean Chris Tucker."

So do I, nick.  So do I.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 14, 2012 11:27 AM (5npD/)

211

Hitler *started* in the far-Right; but should be treated as a fascist tyrant, like Mussolini and Stalin... and Chavez.


 

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 14, 2012 03:13 PM (QTHTd)

 

Sorry, that's a bit off. All started on the far-left. Mussolini was the editor of the major socialist newspaper in Italy, and a major figure in socialist politics there. His experiences in WWI made him realize that national consciousness trumped class consciousness (workers felt stronger affinity to fellow countrymen from other classes than to fellow workers from other countries), so he replaced the internationalist component of socialist thought with national pride - hence "national socialism."

 

As for Hitler, read Mein Kampf. Much of it deals with his hatred of capitalism, unearned wealth, the stock market, banking, and "international finance," all of which he connected with the Jews. It's not clear whether his hatred of capitalism came because of this connection he drew with Jews, or the other way around. But the political economy parts of Mein Kampf read like an Occupy Berlin screed.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 14, 2012 11:27 AM (3IrHc)

212 Sorry about the formatting - the paragraphs were in there, honest!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 14, 2012 11:27 AM (3IrHc)

213 "Actually I'm more annoyed with ultra-rich celebrities who think that because they're rich and famous they should get a free pass when they can't manage to behave like half-way decent adults. Posted by: Letterman in His Dumb Guy Voice " Letterman, you unfunny, over-the-hill bastard, sock puppet!

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2012 11:27 AM (TrPe5)

214 O'Keefe's website is projectveritas.com - and I think BigGov covered this.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 14, 2012 03:26 PM (4136b)

 

-------------------------------------

 

Thanks.  I'll take a look.

Posted by: Soona at March 14, 2012 11:28 AM (iJWgL)

215

 

Chris Rock, tossing Barack Obama's salad since 2007!

With jelly AND syrup!

Posted by: ole scratch at March 14, 2012 11:28 AM (+56Bh)

216 221 Chris' next movie is 'What To Expect When Your Expecting' with noted box- office repellent, Jennifer Lopez.

He's probably clinically depressed.

Posted by: Kas at March 14, 2012 03:26 PM (i5KzK) 


--That's being turned into a *movie*?  Hollywood is truly creatively bankrupt.

Posted by: logprof at March 14, 2012 11:29 AM (ykSKg)

217
  Got to give the SGT Major credit for being a professional. Nco's like that allow the Corps and My Army to function as it needs to.  If we lose them, then it all goes to shit.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 14, 2012 11:30 AM (SAMxH)

218 Bootlicker! buttlicker! bamboozle!

Posted by: Nat X Rock at March 14, 2012 11:31 AM (q1Tbv)

219 "It's got monkeys on it. Some of them are wearing little hats." Please tell me it's not those d*mn flying monkeys.

Posted by: Stormy looking for a bucket of water at March 14, 2012 11:33 AM (EZTYy)

220

@ 208

Chris Tucker...Chris Rock......Chris Cross

Yeah, I get them confused also.  They look alike.

Posted by: david duke at March 14, 2012 11:33 AM (+56Bh)

221

228....Hollywood is truly creatively bankrupt.

 

Years of liberal inbreeding has taken its toll.

Posted by: wheatie at March 14, 2012 11:33 AM (aykLa)

222 >>>Hollywood is truly creatively bankrupt.


They've come to the inevitable destination their road ideological purity was destined for. Most of the US hates being preached to in movies, Hollywood has no idea how to write new and original stories that aren't thinly veiled leftist screeds. That's because everyone who wasn't a card carrying moonbat was run out of town via stoning.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 14, 2012 11:36 AM (0q2P7)

223 "In re Prince, what can you say? Some women like creepy little effeminate guys. Different strokes and all that."
===============

Whatchutalkinbout?

Posted by: Arnold Drummond at March 14, 2012 11:36 AM (/AHDz)

224 "Is Ranginess a real troll?"
===============

He's real, and he's unspectacular.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at March 14, 2012 11:37 AM (/AHDz)

225 WTF? What does the shithead Clooney know about Sudan, or indeed anything else? He's a pretty boy who recites lines written by someone else. That makes his opinions worth listening to? Sheesh. Posted by: Jay Guevara ..because pretending to be someone else all day makes him a role model and stuff... right?

Posted by: Soledad's still googling at March 14, 2012 11:38 AM (EZTYy)

226 I guarantee that if some conservative had done this to a lefty blogger, you'd cheer him and have no problem with it whatsoever. Wealth has its privileges, no?

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 02:58 PM (GL1SF)

So you can guarantee what I'll do in the future?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT RANGINESS HAS A TIME MACHINE!

Well, that or you're a douche-canoe with more talk than common sense and no real concept of reality... yeah, that's a lot more likely.

Crap, had my hopes up there for a second.  Sorry, I really want to use a time machine, and jackhole idiots like you claiming to definitively know the future with a "guarantee" seem so convincing...

I mean it's like you're so fucking stupid you don't even understand that what you said was impossibly stupid so you even convince yourself of your idiocy... oh yeah, that makes sense too now that I think about it.

Nevermind, I think I've got this figured out.  You're just an idiot.  Sorry to bother you, I'm sure you've got enough problems... remember inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale... don't forget again.


Posted by: gekkobear at March 14, 2012 11:38 AM (X0NX1)

227 model-1066, Is this what you are referring to? "Sir Ian McKellen, who this week claimed government anti-paedophile measures are excessive, is facing embarrassment after the discovery that a former member of his theatre guild was jailed for having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old boy." The Telegraph

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2012 11:39 AM (TrPe5)

228

so far the black man has a right wing that isn't funny

color my elbow

Posted by: socrates krebs at March 14, 2012 11:39 AM (lB/5N)

229 >>WTF? What does the shithead Clooney know about Sudan, or indeed anything else? He's a pretty boy who recites lines written by someone else. That makes his opinions worth listening to?

Sure does, especially to people like SOCAMF who gets his opinions from his teleprompter. Makes 'em birds of a feather, doesn't it?

Posted by: Retread at March 14, 2012 11:42 AM (joSBv)

230 "fascism and Nazism are only far Left if you reduce leftism v. rightism to state v. anti-state, which is inaccurate since the fact that a state's all-powerful by itself tells us nothing about its policies"

Authoritarianism is the same no matter from whence it emanates.

Posted by: navybrat at March 14, 2012 11:42 AM (QvGeJ)

231 #232: Chris Mathews, Chris Griffn (Stewie'solder brother), Chris Everett.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 14, 2012 11:42 AM (iAUf+)

232

Chris Rock is the very deffinition of "Punk Ass Bitch".

Posted by: Gmac at March 14, 2012 11:49 AM (rLeDb)

233 Afro-american culture in US is all about Hating Whitey, because whitey is sooooooooooo racist. Sad, frightened little people.

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 11:58 AM (5rWkz)

234 Tea Party has Black Folks, just not "Black" Black Folks. They are afraid of the whip from their Democrat Massah

Posted by: Ranginess at March 14, 2012 12:01 PM (5rWkz)

235

@239

"Sir Ian McKellen, who this week claimed government anti-paedophile measures are excessive, is facing embarrassment after the discovery that a former member of his theatre guild was jailed for having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old boy."

 

There must be some mistake. Male homosexuals never go after underaged boys. Never. It's a well-known fact.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 14, 2012 12:07 PM (3IrHc)

236 "Hell, I just love his voice. Him reading the phone book is funny." He said that at the Oscars when he presented the animation award. Because even with Jobs getting recognition for Pixar, ain't nothin to it but going into a booth and laying down some voice track then collecting your million dollars. "And he can be pretty right wing." No, he can't. He's a dumb fucking celebrity.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 14, 2012 12:08 PM (i330i)

237

244Hitler's anti-Semitism led to his anti-capitalism, considering he blamed everything negative on Jews, not just that. International finance, Bolshevism ("Judeo-Bolshevism,") sabotaging the German economy -- all Jews in his book.


 

Posted by: Fascist Scholar at March 14, 2012 03:46 PM (60GaT)

 

Maybe, but on reading Mein Kampf, it's not exactly clear which came first. Hitler's anti-Semitism started when he went to Vienna (IIRC he says he hadn't known any Jews before then), where he was impoverished and exposed for the first time to hard-left agitation. So he was simultaneously exposed to capitalism, Jews, and communism, and didn't like any of the three. One gets the impression that he focused on the Jews because they were connected both with capitalism (bankers and stock "jobbers," as he calls stockbrokers, and international finance) and with communist agitation.

 

But read Mein Kampf and see what you think. It's not at all clear whether anti-Semitism was the driver or the consequence of his views. More likely they interacted to reinforce each other.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 14, 2012 12:14 PM (3IrHc)

238 Damn, sorry again about the formating. C'mon, pixy!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 14, 2012 12:15 PM (3IrHc)

239 "I hate n*ggers" - Chris Rock

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at March 14, 2012 12:30 PM (Obi24)

240 I love black cock.  And white cock.

Posted by: ronginess at March 14, 2012 12:40 PM (MTzcp)

241 Liberals are so tolerant and peaceful

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2012 01:07 PM (1Jaio)

242 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 14, 2012 03:01 PM (7W3wI)

243

I didn't actually think Jeff Foxworthy would endorse a red-neck.

 

Posted by: burt at March 14, 2012 03:34 PM (OzqQM)

244 Chris Rock...ain't that the one at Rick Perry's private hunting camp?

Posted by: 66chevelle at March 14, 2012 05:43 PM (QjSgY)

245

Look, Chris Rock is rich. And when you're rich, if some douchebag gets in your face with his camera, asking stupid questions about nonsensical bullshit, it makes sense to just take the camera and smash it to the ground. He can reimburse the douchebag with the money that falls out of his pocket when he pulls out his wallet. Being in the 1% has hits privileges.

If you were rich and some lefty blogger with a camera got in your face and asked you similar questions and ran after you after you ran away from him, would it be inappropriate for you to take the lefty's camera and smash it? You could just reimburse him. I guarantee that if some conservative had done this to a lefty blogger, you'd cheer him and have no problem with it whatsoever. Wealth has its privileges, no?

If you were rich and some lefty blogger douchebag with a camera gets in your face with his camera, would it be inappropriate for you just take the camera,  the lefty's camera, and smash it? to the ground.?   You could just reimburse him, the douchebag, with the money that falls out his wallet.  Yes, the 1% has hits privileges

Posted by: Manginess at March 14, 2012 06:01 PM (QjSgY)

246 This is funny. Not in a ha ha way, but in a face palming Chris you fucking idiot kind of way. I remember reading, back in high school, a biography Chris Rock did (this was in the mid 90s). In it, he lamented the fact that he was bullied as a young kid (this was before being bullied as a youth became fashionable). And wouldn't ya know it, we've come full circle, haven't we Chris? Beating up a woman and picking fights surrounded by bodyguards. WAY! TO! GO!

Posted by: Robert at March 14, 2012 06:19 PM (F79HU)

247 Okay Chris, white guys can't dance, but from where I sit, thats not such a bad thing.

Posted by: mot at March 14, 2012 07:54 PM (sgKMX)

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